#jojolion
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hmmmm
I don't think the head doctor is the main villain tho
Caato is still probably the main villain, with Jobin being her vanilla ice
But maybe not
Just speculating
i think something funky is going to happen with the head doctor
We gonna get funky
Cue disco music
You know how Jobin has hidden abilities
Or something like that
Well, "Speed King" can increase object's temperatures right
I recently read a science journal, which talked about this thing called the "Planck Constant"
Its basically the hot version of absolute zero
And at that tempurature
Really crazy stuff happens on a quantum scale
I bet Araki could BS that into something really cool
yeah i mean the ability to store heat is really strong
i mean technically if he stores enough heat he could create a black hole
but he'd need a pretty big power-up to do that
OH SHOOT
"Behold the true power of my Speed King"
"Black Hole Sun"
Kind of like Gently Weeps
yeah but the opposite
What could you do with a miniature black hole
@coral cliff, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !
Lets think about this
What if you used the black hole to turn someone inside out
Like yellowjacket in the ant man movie
Or C-moon in part 6
i mean maybe
if we're getting scientific, it would probably just explode because it's too small
Like Josuke's bubbles
i mean you can think of hawking radiation as giving off energy
@formal veldt, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !
which speed king can stop
Further more, what if Speed King lets him move the black hole around
In effect you could have a bunch of tiny creams
Now that would be AWESOME
Now thats a main villain stand
Or a sub-villain stand
STAND NAME: SPEED KING
SUB-STAND NAME: BLACK HOLE SUN
STAND MASTER: JOBIN HIGASHIKATA
DESCRIPTION:
i mean he would need access to a lot of energy, and a way to move the black holes around, but i could see it happening
maybe like the corpse transferring energy to him
from the sun?
Lads
I think
Araki has a fetish for violence against women
By increasing the energy of an object to extreme amounts, Jobin can create miniature black holes. These are not ordinary black holes however; they are his sub-stand, Black Hole Sun. He can create as many as he wants, and can control their gravitational force. Black Hole Suns erase all matter and energy they come in contact with.
well it's not the planck constant
thats a totally different thing
we looking at kugelblitz iirc
I edited it
That would be absolutely insane
What do you do against something like that
Now, lets come up with a stand ability for Kaato, and lets make it even more ridiculous
So she has a deck of cards
What if its a stand with multiple abilities
And the ability she has access to
Depends on the card she draws
RNG STAND
Furthermore
What if she can get new abilities
By drawing stands out of dead people in the form of cards
Sort of like Whitesnakes disks
o that wacky
Now this next part is pure speculation
What if somehow
Kaato gained access to the corpse of an old American president
Or whatever's left of it
And drew forth D4C
And added it to her deck
Here's more speculation
What if she gains access to the corpse of Johnny Joestar
And she gets Tusk Act 4
I N F I N I T E S P I N
I know its rediculous
But it would be AWESOME
What if the final fight has her pulling out all kinds of different stands
And its just chaos everywhere
And then she pulls out a card
Johnny's ghost appears and makes Yasuho pregnant
oh no
"Yes... YES! I DREW IT! PREPARE TO DIE, JOSUKE!"
@coral cliff, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !
"BEHOLD! THE POWER OF INFINITY!"
"TUSK ACT 4!"
It would be the best final battle in all of JoJo
pulls cheap trick
Oof
Aw fuck even #jojo-overall-discussion is getting invaded by #off-topic-general
This is the only safe haven
Save us papa joshu
Quick
Lets come up with stand abilities for "Soul Sanctuary"
That'll confuse them
And then they'll go away
Um he can breathe fire
Wait Kaato using the Spin on cards is actually a really cool idea
gotta accept that kaiten is never coming back and move on
There is no evidence that it wonβt 
true, i suppose
oh shiiit
scuffed rotation
im on trackpad
lamborghini in a tree hehe
LOL the part where something likes Hatos ear and because it's some weird shit she automatically blames it on Joshu
Joshu be like 
Looks like we getting spin back then boys
Kaato gonna do some shit
Although what if tsurugis stand just like
Said fuck it I have spin now
what if josuke spins his bubbles to make sharp disks
@formal veldt, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !
Lol how did they get a fuckin lambo in a tree
btw I'm finally caught up if that's not obvious
Okay so
vento aureo was made in 1998
but feels super modern, and up to date
like it was in this period of time
does this mean
JoJolion is a reflection of what anime will be in 15-20 years?
No
Four eyeballs two tongues
at this point i don't see why the lambo shouldn't be in the tree
Gappy x joshu

I'm reading this part right now, I'm at the part where ||Johnny Joestar died||
F-MEGA
I would like to remind you all that every SBR universe male character wears lipstick
It's easy to forget sometimes
Stop
wait i still dont get how soft & wet works
The bubbles can steal shit
It can also steal your ||virginity||
It is simultaneously soft
@craggy belfry, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !
And wet
bruh
What
was that a jojo reference
The green level role i think is level 20ish
It's hierophant green
L'epic
Joshu kills the higashikata family and the story ends
And then burns it
I hope we get SBR roles afterwards
ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF JOJOLION
Haelt from fellow join ? Haever wad to disase with? WELLOW IS HE TorE.
This is a petiti decion indee, it is your duty as a citizion indent Statelia. e are a people of gre and deep cus the people of JojoliVE this!
Our d is the Chfu, but asree nation you a freder fai such as the Acolytes of Ojiro and Fcc.
So rise up my cello
I was about to
beat me to death?
Teehee :))))
π‘
ok that was a Tsurugi tier pun laugh pls
Oh that reminds me

Job we have a cult of adult tsurugi now :)
bruh
Is Mike apart of it
Nah he never even comes to this channel anymore
I see
This channel turned into a wasteland of jaded shitposting because no mods patrol it
Except salt sometimes
no
Casuals
sad
I acnt believ it,,,,.,.,,
Absolute cringe
I bet they also think Fugo betrayed Bruno's gang if they have deductive reasoning that low
Wow
Panagotta Fugone
@craggy belfry, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !
That's who
oh that one
Panini Fucko
bruh

On discord
bruh
It was your mouse wasn't it
I'm on mobile 
One time i plugged a mouse and keyboard in my ps3 to play the EVE online demo
only real JJL fans are ||poor tom|| fans
Poor tom is a Lego fan, his favorite movie is the Lego movie
π¬ β¬

racist joshu
racist joshu
They hated him for speaking the truth
Best Dad
yes
Kosaku did as well

Early Kosaku had slanted eyes
And a slanted dick
What
lmao
From all the masturbation

Mainstream normie 
Agreed
Paper moon king be like
I think its more like everything is the same texture
Technically everything is the same texture there
That makes sense
Also...Paper Moon King is a lot more powerful than it should be
You have a power that allows you to control perception in any way
I have trouble reading manga without something to listen to playing on my PC (I wish I had physical manga
) Does anyone have any suggestions
OH
DUDE
I gotcha my man
Wait a sec
Enjoy the trip. Sequel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI4-HUn8dFc&t=2443s Tracklist: 0:00 ζ鬱 - Slow https://soundcloud.com/yu-utsu/slow 5:34 M.O.O.N - Dust...
@night vortex there's also a space trip 2 and a space trip 3, i highly recommend these playlists for jojolion since they fit the mood PERFECTLY
I ain't up to jojolion but I will definitely remember this

thank you my friendo!
stone ocean
Hmmm
idunno if prisonwave is a thing lol
Synthwave probably won't fit that lol
Back when i read it i just listened to random metal songs
But i think that was a little too much
First in a seasonal series I intend to do featuring Deep house, Bass and Garage tracks. Winter mix will be out in February - March followed by a spring mix e...
This would be my personal recommendation for part 6
But i dunno if it really fits or not
6 is kinda hard to find a genre that fits it
Have fun reading part 6! @night vortex
thank you!!
Hey I just finished capter 89 am I all caught up now
chapter "89"
We're in the endgame now boys
Cant wait to see how this all pans out
I dont think theres a better part to be along the ride for given how much uncertainty and intrigue jjl has to offer
Yeah
The day jojolion ends will be both exciting and sad
I'm glad i was able to experience this when i could :)
Take a look at this boys, 3rd most active channel on the server
it astounds me that no spoilers and jojokes are that popular
ive visted those channels maybe 2 or 3 times and immediately left
They're the normie meet-up spots
like what do people even have to talk about in there
I have no idea what's going on in the general
Every time i look at it it's a new flavor of cringe
Most of the time it's ironic "heheh funni xd" or "big pp heheh"
incredible
art
its just #jojolion but not ironic
One guy was pretending to be drunk earlier and it was cringe as fuck because you can tell he was trying way too hard to sound like it
oooof
lol
And saying "guuys i'm so drunk now woooah"
Every damn minute
Bro
kinda sad ngl
Yeah

jesus christ where did these people come from
everyone in general looks like this to me
it kinda reminds me of when you get a bunch of AI to start chatting back and forth with each other
That's actually kind of accurate
This guy mentions how drunk he is every time he comes online 
anyone else drunk
lmao
I' big drunk
how many people get drunk and pull up discord
And then brag about it
drunk and neglected π
I'm 13 and this is deep
is this guy okay
does every big server just have a general chat like this
Probably
I figure he's just looking for attention or trying to look cool
DOPDOP
Imagine being in the #off-topic-general chat
Wait it's not the same dopdop
Sorry i thought you were someone else
General is only good for leveling up
ha ha i'm drunk look at me give me a t t e n t i o n
I love how jojo is getting the popularity it deserves but the community is going down the shitter
Also there's more than one do do in this server?
Dop dop*
The can be only one
I've been here since before the announcement of part 5 animation
But I didn't talk much
They look like warpaint
Jojo in prehistoric times
JOJO PRIMAL DLC
jojo is cool, the community isn't
a good part of the community*
The community was super cool back before the part 5
Like
Between the part 4 finale and the part 5 announcement
Facts
That's when i got in too
@flint salmon, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !
Yay I'm purple now
Crappy purple
Still purp
Wish I realised jojolion chat is where the cool people are
Would have gotten caught up sooner
JoJoLion? hah General chat is 15x more active all the cool people are there π
It's a lot cooler at night because that's when most members wake up
Tfw eurocuck timezone 
You should be thankful this server didn't make it into server discovery
What's that?
A section where you can browse partnered discords for certain games
Cool and all except discord pinged every single user about it when it rolled out at first
Servers gained thousands of users every day (I assume fortnite discord probably gained more than 10k a day) when server discovery came out
fortnite discord server shudders
Jojo's not a game so I guess we can sleep soundly
We are safe for now
for now
if gen chat is bad here imagine how it is on fortnite
lol
I kinda wanna go check what its like
I checked, fortnite discord is 328k members big
328 k members
K
wow
god damn
Big boy
I actually remember when it broke discord
aka it hit 100k members and discord never prepared room for more than that
So people just couldnt join
minecraft server has 480K members
At least minecraft servers can pretty easily have their own discords
Discord server discord
Joshu discord server
Yeah I suppose theres one
But not everyone likes joshu here


bruh imagine r/joshuhate

Theres a discord for discord subreddit
Layers
why would you possibly dislike joshu 
sub should be quarantined
@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 8 !
Yeah theres no joshuhate discord
imagine using reddit
@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !
big level ups in chat
There is r/jolyne_irl one I think
r/not using reddit but still saying "r/insert anything here"
Imagine existing
lmfao
||OFF TOPIC GET REKT||

the joshu emote is more of a bruh emote than 

joshu unironically says bruh irl
also i can imagine him saying "this made me LOL" unironically
yes
Joshu definitely uses 4chan
joshu sells drugs
Joshu is a drug
Joshu brings weed into the higashikata household and gets everyone high
and then?
its funny how this server loves easily the most hated jojo charcter
"easily the most hated jojo character" strange way to spell ann from part 3
i love anne


But really how did they get a lambo in a tree
drove it
And also how did they act so surprised that someone managed to follow them when they're sitting in A LAMBO in A TREE
speaking of which im so glad araki remembers that josuke has had the keys to jobins lambo for the past 40 chapters
Truly this is a ||tree lambo moment||
tree lambo moment yes

Joshu sip moment
forgot how weirdly good this chapter looked
Well I asked yesterday night when I actually read the panel and no one responded
The long awaited chapter
tree lambo is just... a tree lambo, really.
a lambo... in a fucking tree, yes.
Ah yes, tree lambo
Ah yes, Enslaved tree
insert lambo
so how many chapters do you guys think before we actually get the true identity of the old man (whether he really exists or not)
Im guessing 3
but maybe 2
Either never or part 2
I think 3 chapters
Yeah it feels like an endgame type of fight so Im thinking itll be pretty drawn out
Btw the guy in that pic looks like the lead singer of Metallica
norisuke confirmed?
We've been following this old man for months
I dont see the resemblance but Ill take your word for it @minor ore
I love how oddly well drawn that chin stripe goatee is
Its not that bad when youre looking at it from a non monthly perspective wu
From a non monthly perspective dr wu
Also when did araki get so fucking good at drawing foilage and scenery
||If norisuke dies I'm gonna za hando myself||
Prepare to za hando yourself then
rip
Yeah part 8's biggest strength in art is the background scenery
he's aliveeeee
Funi joke
did you just
People tend to focus on the faces when discussing art but his backgrounds are fucking heavenly
yes
Especially in JJL
^
Each Chapter/Volume Covers are Art.
especially when theyre near the house, the details on the architecture is belissimo
The last panel of SBR is beautiful
yeah
The wall eyes too
Back when they were shown up close
araki please remember the wall eyes 
He did
I know that he name dropped them recently
but I'm hoping that they get an explanation
"wall eyes"
well, araki forgot haha
Haha very funny joke
one of the few early on jjl mysteries im really attached to
I laighed
What i want him to remember is the teeth, because that's what got me really hooked in the beginning
LOL epic funny araki forget


i doubt we're ever gonna get a bite mark explanation
Yeah
I think the wall eye origins were explained no? They were made when kira did that giant explosion
i feel like it might still happen
AU Killer queen Is so broken
Just 2 normal sized SHAs made a huge earthquake
welllllllllllll yeah @minor ore rip
Part 4 Kira part 8 Kira
Daniel the cooler Daniel
pretty sure the walleyes were before kira died tho
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
-Part 8
I dunno how to feel about his fringe, he looked much better when he was just an angrier josuke
a better josuke
a faster josuke
||a dead|| josuke
lets not get ahead of ourselves

josuke is alive
Implying josuke isnt gonna die
official top 5 list of people most likely to die in jojolion 1. norisuke 2. norisuke 3. norisuke 4. jobin 5. rai
bruh
yasuho is the narrator
bruh
she cant die
... I clicked it
another plotline i hope araki remembers to resolve is yasuho's family woes
Haha you noobile boy/girl
And joshi gets the stand arrow and becomes joshu over heaven
And his stand
Nut king requiem over heaven act 10
yoshi
Josho is my favorite character
Josho emote but it's just the family tree book

Lets bombard the emote suggestions with josho
Ssssshh
Josho gang rise
no images of josho exist tho
ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF JOJOLION
Have you ever felt the cringe from fellow jojo fans in #jojo-anime-discussion ? Have you ever wanted to disassociate with such trash? WELL NOW IS THE TIME for us to RISE.
This is a petition for the declaration of jojolion independence, it is your duty as a citizen of this channel to SIGN and contribute to the creation of the great independent State of Jojolia. We are a people of great scientific discovery and deep culture, the people of Jojolia DESERVE this!
Our primary religion is the Church of Joshu, but as a free nation you a free to practice any other faiths such as the Acolytes of Ojiro and Followers of Pucci etc.
So rise up my fellow citizens, rise up and sign the petition to gain our FREEDOM!!!
tl:dr please react :c
Doesnt matter
where do you have that saved that you were able to pull it up in 10 seconds
I just search it on discord
Use the looking glass icon
oh ok
ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF JOJOLION
Have you ever felt the cringe from fellow jojo fans in #jojo-anime-discussion ? Have you ever wanted to disassociate with such trash? WELL NOW IS THE TIME for us to RISE.
This is a petition for the declaration of jojolion independence, it is your duty as a citizen of this channel to SIGN and contribute to the creation of the great independent State of Jojolia. We are a people of great scientific discovery and deep culture, the people of Jojolia DESERVE this!
Our primary religion is the Church of Joshu, but as a free nation you a free to practice any other faiths such as the Acolytes of Ojiro and Followers of Pucci etc.
So rise up my fellow citizens, rise up and sign the petition to gain our FREEDOM!!!
tl:dr please react :c
banned for spam
@tidal ocean, Your Stand Power is now level 14 !
Yeah it's kinda spammy sadly :(
as if mods ever come in here
Salt: am i a joke to you?

ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF JOJOLION
Have you ever felt the cringe from fellow jojo fans in #jojo-anime-discussion ? Have you ever wanted to disassociate with such trash? WELL NOW IS THE TIME for us to RISE.
This is a petition for the declaration of jojolion independence, it is your duty as a citizen of this channel to SIGN and contribute to the creation of the great independent State of Jojolia. We are a people of great scientific discovery and deep culture, the people of Jojolia DESERVE this!
Our primary religion is the Church of Joshu, but as a free nation you a free to practice any other faiths such as the Acolytes of Ojiro and Followers of Pucci etc.
So rise up my fellow citizens, rise up and sign the petition to gain our FREEDOM!!!
tl:dr please react :c
its like the joshu weed thing it just boggles me
Poor Tom is fucking dead
"who made this"
I didnt have that one copied so I had to type that one from memory
I havenβt read this part yet
He is
im mod. no more residents of jojolion copypasta
Read it @brave sentinel
I will
When i have the time
Good
denizen of discussion is like mod role? or.. something else
How should i read it though?
damn right
Mangadex
mangadex
im serious no more copypasta
Aight
just give it a bit :v
What if i copy the pasta?
bruh
that's fine

thats good actually do that
Poor Tom is a LEGO Fan, his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie
i'm fine with jokes as long as its not just jokes
Poor Tom is a LEGO Fan, his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie
What if uts a small copypasta
Like Poor Tom is a LEGO Fan, his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie
especially during low discussion times
JJL chat is the most troll and serious chat
Poor Tom
Yes
because we have the myth, the legend Poor Tom
and joshu
But
how could i forget our lord and savior
jushu
Steel Ball Run has Lucy though
Hmm
JoJolion has Daiya, don't @ me
lmao
She is 16
What if i am also that age hmmmmmm?
π¬ β¬
I love how Norisuke complains about Gappy trying to you know Daiya, but then its never brought up again after her chapter
smh
bruhment
I wish norisuke was my dad
same
Sad that hes gonna ||die||
F
Norisuke is the dad we didn't need, but deserved in Jojo
Eh I guess I can't complain
We finally had a good parent in jojo
A LOT of characters are dying especially in parts 6 7 8
Araki is killing too many

This isnt game of throne
game of throne
in part 7
game of one throne
Singular throne
jojo bizarre adventure
I mean, literally the entire part 7 cast is gone since it's fucking 2000s in JJL
Johnny's head got crushed by a boulder
the entire cast of part 1 is also gone
What a dumb way to die
π¦The entire cast of parts 1-7 are gone π¦
poco is still alive actually
F
poco died tragically, unfortunately
||I cried||
I died
I hope we see one of Pocoloco's descendants, he did win the Steel Ball Run race, so he's mighty rich and so would his children be
i like to imagine he just chilled out for the rest of his life

hah
pocoloco could easily defeat 8suke
he is dead so I dont think so
being a descendant doesnt guarantee a stand btw
how do you get a stand in JJL
ie daiya, joshu, and jolyene
yeah it doesn't
Does Holly8 have a stand? I can't recall
how did jolyne get a stand
jotaro gave her a miniature arrow
Yes
chapter when
She saw paisley park
ah
Holly8
i believe being injured at the wall eyes gives you stand
I keep forgetting those small details
But Josefumi and Kira already had stands
Is there any stand user that we don't know how they got a stand?
josuke got a stand out of fusion. daiya, joshu, and yasuho all got wall eyes stands
ahh i thought we were talkin about yasuho n them
Rock humans
yall think josefumi had soft and wet before he got injured in the water ?
that one rock humans page said that rock humans have a 95% chance to get a stand
We dunno how they got stands
Oh
ojiro grew up near the wall eyes and got one, yeah?
@grizzled pilot, Your Stand Power is now level 12 !
josefumi did, we see it in the damo flashback
could be that
Hey guys
sup
part 8 best part
big if true
I'm about to ask a completely unique question that no one has asked before ever in this chat
oh
the world wins
Whosbthe main villain of part 8 π³
ger wins
it's Joshu
Survivor wins
I suppose I should have asked this question like "Is there any stand user that we don't know how they got a stand in parts 3-7"
Joshu is the main character
tsurugi who is also the head doctor
i think whenever its not explained you can just assume its the stand arrow or hereditary
so pretty much none cant be explained
and jobin
@small hornet, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !
kaato
Iwasuke
Joshu is the head doctor dont @ me
bruh

tooru who is also the head doctor who is also tsurugi
The Head Doctor is actually Kaato's father
Buh moment
bruh
The head doctor is actually my father
bruh
Which is why he is always shown running away


that's a good one mate
Still not back from the grocery store huh?
funny, i laugh
Still out getting some milk

getting someone else's titty milk?
will we get an all out war at the end
People say ||kakyoin|| is a ||milf hunter|| but they forget ||joshu|| tried to ||suck his moms tiddy||
@heavy grove, Your Stand Power is now level 12 !
between
bruh
||iwasuke||
v jobin
tsurugi
kaato
and whoever else
okay
bruh

jesus penis
johnny is the new holy corpse
damn this josuke's descendant guy sounds pretty cool. wish we had a story about his youth
real talk though
how is johnny getting the corpse
i thought lucy stole it at the end
maybe thats the plot
ill keep reading
speedreader
One of my biggest nightmares is that they remove the
emote
HAH nut king
die joshu
Haha nut
if they remove the Joshu emote we're making a Joshu church discord server
I want joshu to use his stand and nut on me
Everyday
the lemon that was also an orange looked so tasty
its german for "the joshu"
Fruit....
π³
It is now kyo horny hours
best page of jjl
Kyo and Daiya and you got a deal

Every other chat > Jojokes and general no spoilers
Yes
are you sure about that
general chat is almost 15x more active than jojolion
jojo server
Because they are all nongamers
more like 12 year old chat
Haha kakyoin jere
I mean JoJokes is not really any part of JoJo so yeah JJL is basically the best part
no
It was funi
pls explain it

This is turning into #off-topic-general
whats the difference between general spoilers and jojolion, really
remember the drunk thing
The difference is
oh right
They are but foolish non-joshu followers
We are the supreme race
Josuke thighs josuke thighs
confirmed gay
bruh
but he has a love interest
4 balls lol

Haha
Josuke is hot
haha good one
thats funny
i find the fact that yoshikage's corpse had no balls funnier than him having 4 balls

like they find the body and it's just deflated or something
Kira is a Ken doll
No
he died of no balls disease
They say kira's crotch was just smooth
oh shit the ken doll treatment
whered his dick go
I'd suck it



