#jojolion

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formal veldt
coral cliff
formal veldt
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hmmmm

coral cliff
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I don't think the head doctor is the main villain tho

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Caato is still probably the main villain, with Jobin being her vanilla ice

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But maybe not

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Just speculating

formal veldt
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i think something funky is going to happen with the head doctor

coral cliff
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We gonna get funky

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Cue disco music

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You know how Jobin has hidden abilities

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Or something like that

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Well, "Speed King" can increase object's temperatures right

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I recently read a science journal, which talked about this thing called the "Planck Constant"

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Its basically the hot version of absolute zero

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And at that tempurature

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Really crazy stuff happens on a quantum scale

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I bet Araki could BS that into something really cool

formal veldt
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yeah i mean the ability to store heat is really strong

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i mean technically if he stores enough heat he could create a black hole

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but he'd need a pretty big power-up to do that

coral cliff
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OH SHOOT

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"Behold the true power of my Speed King"

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"Black Hole Sun"

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Kind of like Gently Weeps

formal veldt
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yeah but the opposite

coral cliff
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What could you do with a miniature black hole

kind owlBOT
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@coral cliff, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

coral cliff
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Lets think about this

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What if you used the black hole to turn someone inside out

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Like yellowjacket in the ant man movie

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Or C-moon in part 6

formal veldt
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i mean maybe

coral cliff
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Or you could use it as a shield

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To absorb stuff

formal veldt
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if we're getting scientific, it would probably just explode because it's too small

coral cliff
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Like Josuke's bubbles

formal veldt
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hawking radiation

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but if he could prevent that with speed king, hmm

coral cliff
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I bet Jobin could sustain a miniature black hole

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With S T A N D O P O W A

formal veldt
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i mean you can think of hawking radiation as giving off energy

kind owlBOT
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@formal veldt, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

formal veldt
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which speed king can stop

coral cliff
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Further more, what if Speed King lets him move the black hole around

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In effect you could have a bunch of tiny creams

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Now that would be AWESOME

formal veldt
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Now thats a main villain stand

coral cliff
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Or a sub-villain stand

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STAND NAME: SPEED KING

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SUB-STAND NAME: BLACK HOLE SUN

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STAND MASTER: JOBIN HIGASHIKATA

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DESCRIPTION:

formal veldt
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i mean he would need access to a lot of energy, and a way to move the black holes around, but i could see it happening

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maybe like the corpse transferring energy to him

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from the sun?

golden obsidian
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Lads

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I think

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Araki has a fetish for violence against women

coral cliff
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By increasing the energy of an object to extreme amounts, Jobin can create miniature black holes. These are not ordinary black holes however; they are his sub-stand, Black Hole Sun. He can create as many as he wants, and can control their gravitational force. Black Hole Suns erase all matter and energy they come in contact with.

formal veldt
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well it's not the planck constant

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thats a totally different thing

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we looking at kugelblitz iirc

coral cliff
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I edited it

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That would be absolutely insane

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What do you do against something like that

formal veldt
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no clue

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you can't really destroy it

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your best bet is getting it away from you

minor ore
coral cliff
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Now, lets come up with a stand ability for Kaato, and lets make it even more ridiculous

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So she has a deck of cards

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What if its a stand with multiple abilities

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And the ability she has access to

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Depends on the card she draws

formal veldt
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RNG STAND

coral cliff
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Furthermore

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What if she can get new abilities

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By drawing stands out of dead people in the form of cards

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Sort of like Whitesnakes disks

formal veldt
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o that wacky

coral cliff
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Now this next part is pure speculation

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What if somehow

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Kaato gained access to the corpse of an old American president

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Or whatever's left of it

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And drew forth D4C

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And added it to her deck

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Here's more speculation

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What if she gains access to the corpse of Johnny Joestar

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And she gets Tusk Act 4

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I N F I N I T E S P I N

formal veldt
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what if she can throw her cards

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with the i n f i n i t e s p i n

coral cliff
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I know its rediculous

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But it would be AWESOME

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What if the final fight has her pulling out all kinds of different stands

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And its just chaos everywhere

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And then she pulls out a card

minor ore
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Johnny's ghost appears and makes Yasuho pregnant

formal veldt
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oh no

coral cliff
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"Yes... YES! I DREW IT! PREPARE TO DIE, JOSUKE!"

kind owlBOT
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@coral cliff, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

coral cliff
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"BEHOLD! THE POWER OF INFINITY!"

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"TUSK ACT 4!"

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It would be the best final battle in all of JoJo

formal veldt
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im excited to see what kind of stand the main villain has

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/how they use it

coral cliff
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Seriously tho

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RNG Stand

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Your move Hirohiko Araki

formal veldt
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pulls cheap trick

coral cliff
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Oof

minor ore
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This is the only safe haven

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Save us papa joshu

heavy grove
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Jojolion is the only safe haven no matter what

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Raid ir no raid

coral cliff
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Quick

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Lets come up with stand abilities for "Soul Sanctuary"

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That'll confuse them

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And then they'll go away

stark fossil
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Um he can breathe fire

hoary sun
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Wait Kaato using the Spin on cards is actually a really cool idea

grizzled pilot
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gotta accept that kaiten is never coming back and move on

hoary sun
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There is no evidence that it won’t toniosmile

grizzled pilot
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true, i suppose

candid depot
grizzled pilot
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oh shiiit

hazy crystal
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scuffed rotation

candid depot
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im on trackpad

sharp mauve
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THE SPIN

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ITS IN THE RECTANGLE

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u boys solved ity

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*it

tight pike
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lamborghini in a tree hehe

west zealot
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LOL the part where something likes Hatos ear and because it's some weird shit she automatically blames it on Joshu

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Joshu be like joshu

vale estuary
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Looks like we getting spin back then boys

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Kaato gonna do some shit

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Although what if tsurugis stand just like

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Said fuck it I have spin now

formal veldt
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what if josuke spins his bubbles to make sharp disks

kind owlBOT
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@formal veldt, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

west zealot
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Lol how did they get a fuckin lambo in a tree

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btw I'm finally caught up if that's not obvious

night vortex
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Okay so

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vento aureo was made in 1998

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but feels super modern, and up to date

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like it was in this period of time

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does this mean

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JoJolion is a reflection of what anime will be in 15-20 years?

lucid fiber
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No

golden obsidian
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Four eyeballs two tongues

ocean mirage
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at this point i don't see why the lambo shouldn't be in the tree

golden obsidian
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I feel I'd definitely notice

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Having 4 eyeballs

ocean mirage
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not really 4 eyeballs

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he has only half

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i think that's why he's his own thing

golden obsidian
minor ore
golden obsidian
minor ore
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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³ πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³ πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³

golden obsidian
golden obsidian
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Hahahahahahaha

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Nut king

old schooner
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I'm reading this part right now, I'm at the part where ||Johnny Joestar died||

tidal ocean
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sadbaguette F-MEGA

minor ore
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I would like to remind you all that every SBR universe male character wears lipstick

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It's easy to forget sometimes

craggy belfry
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Stop

round gazelle
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wait i still dont get how soft & wet works

tidal ocean
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it steals

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that's all

minor ore
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The bubbles can steal shit

tidal ocean
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It can also steal your ||virginity||

craggy belfry
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It is simultaneously soft

kind owlBOT
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@craggy belfry, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

craggy belfry
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And wet

tidal ocean
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bruh

craggy belfry
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What

tidal ocean
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was that a jojo reference

craggy belfry
minor ore
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The green level role i think is level 20ish

craggy belfry
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BASED

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I have a lot of time to obtain it too

minor ore
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It's hierophant green

craggy belfry
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L'epic

tidal ocean
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Joshu kills the higashikata family and the story ends

minor ore
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And then burns it

craggy belfry
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I hope we get SBR roles afterwards

tidal ocean
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huh yes

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2025

minor ore
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ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF JOJOLION

Haelt from fellow join ? Haever wad to disase with? WELLOW IS HE TorE.
This is a petiti decion indee, it is your duty as a citizion indent Statelia. e are a people of gre and deep cus the people of JojoliVE this!
Our d is the Chfu, but asree nation you a freder fai such as the Acolytes of Ojiro and Fcc.
So rise up my cello

tidal ocean
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o j i r o

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who

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ok I was joking dont kill me

craggy belfry
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I was about to

tidal ocean
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beat me to death?

craggy belfry
minor ore
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Teehee :))))

tidal ocean
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smiling King disgusting

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||ha get it, It skipped my sentence||

craggy belfry
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😑

tidal ocean
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ok that was a Tsurugi tier pun laugh pls

minor ore
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Oh that reminds me

craggy belfry
minor ore
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Job we have a cult of adult tsurugi now :)

tidal ocean
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bruh

craggy belfry
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Is Mike apart of it

minor ore
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Nah he never even comes to this channel anymore

craggy belfry
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I see

minor ore
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This channel turned into a wasteland of jaded shitposting because no mods patrol it

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Except salt sometimes

craggy belfry
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Have any of them even read part 8

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The mods I mean

tidal ocean
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no

minor ore
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Not all of it

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Probably just got to shakedown road and stopped

craggy belfry
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Casuals

minor ore
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Yeah

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And they say joshu is evil and rape :(((((

tidal ocean
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sad

minor ore
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I acnt believ it,,,,.,.,,

craggy belfry
minor ore
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Uhhhh

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This might be racist but that dog looks like an old black guy

craggy belfry
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I bet they also think Fugo betrayed Bruno's gang if they have deductive reasoning that low

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Wow

winter escarp
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Fugo who?

craggy belfry
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Panagotta Fugone

kind owlBOT
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@craggy belfry, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

craggy belfry
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That's who

winter escarp
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oh that one

minor ore
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Panini Fucko

winter escarp
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bruh

minor ore
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WOAH

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Ok it's nothing

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I saw something move

winter escarp
minor ore
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On discord

winter escarp
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bruh

craggy belfry
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It was your mouse wasn't it

minor ore
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I'm on mobile joshu

tidal ocean
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only the real JJL fans use mouse in mobile

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||me||

minor ore
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One time i plugged a mouse and keyboard in my ps3 to play the EVE online demo

winter escarp
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only real JJL fans are ||poor tom|| fans

tidal ocean
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||lego||

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8⃣ 9⃣ πŸ˜‚

minor ore
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Poor tom is a Lego fan, his favorite movie is the Lego movie

winter escarp
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and his favorite LEGO Set is The White House

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from the architecture line

minor ore
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πŸ’¬ ⏬

winter escarp
tidal ocean
winter escarp
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They hated him for speaking the truth

minor ore
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Joshu is the only jojo character who looks visibly asian

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His eyes

craggy belfry
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Norisuke

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Both of them that is

winter escarp
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Best Dad

tidal ocean
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yes

minor ore
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Norisuke is blonde so he's not very asian

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His eyes do be tight tho

craggy belfry
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Kosaku did as well

minor ore
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Kosaku had big ass eyes

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And no pupils

winter escarp
craggy belfry
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Early Kosaku had slanted eyes

minor ore
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And a slanted dick

craggy belfry
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What

winter escarp
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lmao

minor ore
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From all the masturbation

winter escarp
minor ore
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Mainstream normie rohandisgust

craggy belfry
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Agreed

minor ore
violet coral
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I think its more like everything is the same texture

minor ore
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Technically everything is the same texture there

violet coral
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That makes sense

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Also...Paper Moon King is a lot more powerful than it should be

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You have a power that allows you to control perception in any way

night vortex
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I have trouble reading manga without something to listen to playing on my PC (I wish I had physical manga KakyoinSad VERYFUCKINGANGRY ) Does anyone have any suggestions

minor ore
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OH

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DUDE

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I gotcha my man

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Wait a sec

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@night vortex there's also a space trip 2 and a space trip 3, i highly recommend these playlists for jojolion since they fit the mood PERFECTLY

night vortex
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I ain't up to jojolion but I will definitely remember this

minor ore
night vortex
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thank you my friendo!

minor ore
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Np!

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What part are you at btw?

night vortex
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stone ocean

minor ore
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Hmmm

night vortex
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idunno if prisonwave is a thing lol

minor ore
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Synthwave probably won't fit that lol

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Back when i read it i just listened to random metal songs

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But i think that was a little too much

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This would be my personal recommendation for part 6

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But i dunno if it really fits or not

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6 is kinda hard to find a genre that fits it

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Have fun reading part 6! @night vortex

night vortex
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thank you!!

flint salmon
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Hey I just finished capter 89 am I all caught up now

void viper
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yup

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welcome to enlightenment

tidal ocean
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chapter "89"

minor ore
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We're in the endgame now boys

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Cant wait to see how this all pans out

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I dont think theres a better part to be along the ride for given how much uncertainty and intrigue jjl has to offer

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Yeah

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The day jojolion ends will be both exciting and sad

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I'm glad i was able to experience this when i could :)

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it astounds me that no spoilers and jojokes are that popular

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ive visted those channels maybe 2 or 3 times and immediately left

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They're the normie meet-up spots

tidal ocean
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general no spoilers 300K

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this was supposed to be a JoJo server...

minor ore
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like what do people even have to talk about in there

tidal ocean
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I have no idea what's going on in the general

minor ore
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Every time i look at it it's a new flavor of cringe

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Most of the time it's ironic "heheh funni xd" or "big pp heheh"

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incredible

tidal ocean
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art

minor ore
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One guy was pretending to be drunk earlier and it was cringe as fuck because you can tell he was trying way too hard to sound like it

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oooof

tidal ocean
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lol

minor ore
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And saying "guuys i'm so drunk now woooah"

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Every damn minute

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Bro

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kinda sad ngl

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Yeah

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jesus christ where did these people come from

grizzled pilot
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everyone in general looks like this to me

minor ore
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it kinda reminds me of when you get a bunch of AI to start chatting back and forth with each other

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That's actually kind of accurate

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anyone else drunk

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lmao

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I' big drunk

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how many people get drunk and pull up discord

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And then brag about it

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drunk and neglected 😞

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I'm 13 and this is deep

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is this guy okay

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does every big server just have a general chat like this

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Probably

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I figure he's just looking for attention or trying to look cool

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DOPDOP

heavy grove
minor ore
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Wait it's not the same dopdop

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Sorry i thought you were someone else

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General is only good for leveling up

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ha ha i'm drunk look at me give me a t t e n t i o n

flint salmon
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I love how jojo is getting the popularity it deserves but the community is going down the shitter

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Also there's more than one do do in this server?

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Dop dop*

minor ore
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There WAS

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But he changed his name

flint salmon
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The can be only one

minor ore
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I think he came before you joshu

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Not sure tho

flint salmon
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I've been here since before the announcement of part 5 animation

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But I didn't talk much

minor ore
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I think he was too

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But as i said i'm not sure

flint salmon
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Fair enough

minor ore
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They look like warpaint

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Jojo in prehistoric times

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JOJO PRIMAL DLC

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jojo is cool, the community isn't

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a good part of the community*

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The community was super cool back before the part 5

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Like

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Between the part 4 finale and the part 5 announcement

flint salmon
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Facts

minor ore
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That's when i got in too

kind owlBOT
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@flint salmon, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

flint salmon
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Yay I'm purple now

minor ore
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Crappy purple

flint salmon
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Still purp

minor ore
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Yeah

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But more red-ish

flint salmon
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Wish I realised jojolion chat is where the cool people are

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Would have gotten caught up sooner

tidal ocean
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JoJoLion? hah General chat is 15x more active all the cool people are there 😎

minor ore
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It's a lot cooler at night because that's when most members wake up

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Tfw eurocuck timezone mistacry

tidal ocean
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this tbh

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rip

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I wake up and see like 250 messages

upper knoll
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You should be thankful this server didn't make it into server discovery

minor ore
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What's that?

upper knoll
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A section where you can browse partnered discords for certain games

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Cool and all except discord pinged every single user about it when it rolled out at first

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Servers gained thousands of users every day (I assume fortnite discord probably gained more than 10k a day) when server discovery came out

minor ore
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fortnite discord server shudders

upper knoll
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Jojo's not a game so I guess we can sleep soundly

flint salmon
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We are safe for now

tidal ocean
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for now

minor ore
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if gen chat is bad here imagine how it is on fortnite

tidal ocean
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lol

flint salmon
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I kinda wanna go check what its like

upper knoll
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I checked, fortnite discord is 328k members big

tidal ocean
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328 k members

flint salmon
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K

tidal ocean
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wow

minor ore
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god damn

flint salmon
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Big boy

upper knoll
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I actually remember when it broke discord

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aka it hit 100k members and discord never prepared room for more than that

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So people just couldnt join

tidal ocean
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minecraft server has 480K members

minor ore
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At least minecraft servers can pretty easily have their own discords

upper knoll
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I wonder if mods even know each other well

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Theres gotta be a lot of them there

minor ore
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At that point there must be hundreds

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I doubt it

flint salmon
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Discord server discord

heavy grove
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Joshu discord server

upper knoll
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Yeah I suppose theres one

minor ore
heavy grove
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But not everyone likes joshu here

tidal ocean
heavy grove
minor ore
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bruh imagine r/joshuhate

flint salmon
upper knoll
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Theres a discord for discord subreddit

tidal ocean
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"r/joshuhate"

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no

flint salmon
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Layers

tidal ocean
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why would you possibly dislike joshu joshu

minor ore
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sub should be quarantined

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 8 !

upper knoll
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Yeah theres no joshuhate discord

minor ore
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imagine using reddit

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !

minor ore
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big level ups in chat

upper knoll
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There is r/jolyne_irl one I think

tidal ocean
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r/not using reddit but still saying "r/insert anything here"

minor ore
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imagine using discord

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imagine using the internet

flint salmon
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Imagine existing

minor ore
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imagine dragons

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stop right there

tidal ocean
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lmfao

minor ore
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Criminal scum

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You have violated the law

tidal ocean
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||OFF TOPIC GET REKT||

minor ore
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Pay the coil her fine

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Or due

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nerd

flint salmon
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The c o i l

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The almighty

minor ore
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Tesla brand coils

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They sting :)

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Most delightful :)))))

heavy grove
minor ore
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the joshu emote is more of a bruh emote than bruhmomento

tidal ocean
minor ore
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joshu unironically says bruh irl

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also i can imagine him saying "this made me LOL" unironically

tidal ocean
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-Joshu

minor ore
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yes

heavy grove
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Joshu definitely uses 4chan

minor ore
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joshu sells drugs

heavy grove
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Joshu is a drug

minor ore
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Joshu brings weed into the higashikata household and gets everyone high

grizzled pilot
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and then?

minor ore
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Burns it

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:(

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Make myy crii eveytine,.,.,.,,,

tidal ocean
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sad tbh

sharp mauve
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its funny how this server loves easily the most hated jojo charcter

minor ore
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Because he is undeservedly hated joshu

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Most of this server actually hates Joshu

sharp mauve
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lmao

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yeah thats wwhy they are all in general no spoilers xd

minor ore
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"easily the most hated jojo character" strange way to spell ann from part 3

grizzled pilot
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i love anne

minor ore
heavy grove
west zealot
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But really how did they get a lambo in a tree

minor ore
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drove it

heavy grove
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The flew it in there

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Obviously

west zealot
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And also how did they act so surprised that someone managed to follow them when they're sitting in A LAMBO in A TREE

minor ore
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speaking of which im so glad araki remembers that josuke has had the keys to jobins lambo for the past 40 chapters

heavy grove
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Truly this is a ||tree lambo moment||

tidal ocean
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tree lambo moment yes

heavy grove
tidal ocean
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Everyone's talking about tree lambo, nobody's posting the panel

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shame

heavy grove
minor ore
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forgot how weirdly good this chapter looked

heavy grove
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Fr

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Its so well drawn

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araki popped off

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Because its chapter 89

west zealot
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Well I asked yesterday night when I actually read the panel and no one responded

heavy grove
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The long awaited chapter

tidal ocean
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tree lambo is just... a tree lambo, really.

minor ore
tidal ocean
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a lambo... in a fucking tree, yes.

heavy grove
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Ah yes, tree lambo

tidal ocean
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Ah yes, Enslaved tree
insert lambo

minor ore
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so how many chapters do you guys think before we actually get the true identity of the old man (whether he really exists or not)

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Im guessing 3

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but maybe 2

heavy grove
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Either never or part 2

minor ore
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I think 3 chapters

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Yeah it feels like an endgame type of fight so Im thinking itll be pretty drawn out

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Btw the guy in that pic looks like the lead singer of Metallica

heavy grove
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I really hope that this fight

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Only goes up to dangerous pursuit part 3

grizzled pilot
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norisuke confirmed?

heavy grove
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We've been following this old man for months

minor ore
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I dont see the resemblance but Ill take your word for it @minor ore

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I love how oddly well drawn that chin stripe goatee is

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Its not that bad when youre looking at it from a non monthly perspective wu

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From a non monthly perspective dr wu

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Also when did araki get so fucking good at drawing foilage and scenery

tidal ocean
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||If norisuke dies I'm gonna za hando myself||

heavy grove
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Prepare to za hando yourself then

tidal ocean
#

rip

minor ore
#

Yeah part 8's biggest strength in art is the background scenery

heavy grove
#

Norisuke is 100% dead

#

89% dead

grizzled pilot
#

he's aliveeeee

heavy grove
#

Funi joke

tidal ocean
#

did you just

minor ore
#

People tend to focus on the faces when discussing art but his backgrounds are fucking heavenly

tidal ocean
#

yes

minor ore
#

Especially in JJL

heavy grove
#

^

minor ore
#

yeah, it got pretty good near the end of sbr too

#

but jjl just kicks it up a notch

tidal ocean
#

Each Chapter/Volume Covers are Art.

minor ore
#

especially when theyre near the house, the details on the architecture is belissimo

heavy grove
#

The last panel of SBR is beautiful

tidal ocean
#

yeah

minor ore
#

The wall eyes too

#

Back when they were shown up close

#

araki please remember the wall eyes KakyoinSad

#

He did

#

I know that he name dropped them recently

#

but I'm hoping that they get an explanation

tidal ocean
#

"wall eyes"
well, araki forgot haha

heavy grove
#

Haha very funny joke

minor ore
#

one of the few early on jjl mysteries im really attached to

heavy grove
#

I laighed

minor ore
#

What i want him to remember is the teeth, because that's what got me really hooked in the beginning

grizzled pilot
#

LOL epic funny araki forget

tidal ocean
heavy grove
minor ore
#

i doubt we're ever gonna get a bite mark explanation

heavy grove
#

Yeah

minor ore
#

I think the wall eye origins were explained no? They were made when kira did that giant explosion

grizzled pilot
#

i feel like it might still happen

minor ore
#

nah

#

that wasnt it

heavy grove
#

AU Killer queen Is so broken

tidal ocean
#

BUBBLES

#

πŸ’₯

minor ore
#

I read somewhere that his SHAs can be as powerful as nukes

#

not anymore. he died

heavy grove
#

Just 2 normal sized SHAs made a huge earthquake

tidal ocean
#

welllllllllllll yeah @minor ore rip

heavy grove
#

Part 4 Kira part 8 Kira

Daniel the cooler Daniel

minor ore
#

pretty sure the walleyes were before kira died tho

tidal ocean
#

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
-Part 8

minor ore
#

I dunno how to feel about his fringe, he looked much better when he was just an angrier josuke

heavy grove
#

And hotter

#

A hotter josuke

tidal ocean
#

a better josuke

heavy grove
#

a faster josuke

tidal ocean
#

||a dead|| josuke

minor ore
#

lets not get ahead of ourselves

heavy grove
grizzled pilot
#

josuke is alive

heavy grove
#

Implying josuke isnt gonna die

grizzled pilot
#

he's gotta live

#

how else is part 9 gonna happen

heavy grove
#

Because joshu wont die

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I've already read part 9

#

I'd know

minor ore
#

official top 5 list of people most likely to die in jojolion 1. norisuke 2. norisuke 3. norisuke 4. jobin 5. rai

tidal ocean
#

norisuke norisuke norisuke

#

oh no

heavy grove
#

And a secret number 6

#

Yasuho

tidal ocean
#

bruh

minor ore
#

yasuho is the narrator

heavy grove
#

bruh

minor ore
#

she cant die

heavy grove
#

Yasuho is still dead

#

Who said shes gonna die in part 8

#

||she dies in part 9||

tidal ocean
#

... I clicked it

minor ore
#

another plotline i hope araki remembers to resolve is yasuho's family woes

heavy grove
#

Haha you noobile boy/girl

#

And joshi gets the stand arrow and becomes joshu over heaven

#

And his stand

#

Nut king requiem over heaven act 10

tidal ocean
#

josho

#

best

grizzled pilot
#

yoshi

minor ore
#

Josho is best

#

josho emote or riot

heavy grove
#

Josho is my favorite character

tidal ocean
#

implying there will be any JJL emotes until 2030

#

dumb mistake

minor ore
#

Josho emote but it's just the family tree book

grizzled pilot
heavy grove
#

Lets bombard the emote suggestions with josho

minor ore
#

ill stage a coup on jojo discord by then

#

Remote

#

i, smanta have a dream

heavy grove
#

Ssssshh

minor ore
#

Hell yeah dude

#

Rile up the masses

#

We shall take back the server

#

Wait a sec

heavy grove
#

Josho gang rise

grizzled pilot
#

no images of josho exist tho

minor ore
#

ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF JOJOLION

Have you ever felt the cringe from fellow jojo fans in #jojo-anime-discussion ? Have you ever wanted to disassociate with such trash? WELL NOW IS THE TIME for us to RISE.
This is a petition for the declaration of jojolion independence, it is your duty as a citizen of this channel to SIGN and contribute to the creation of the great independent State of Jojolia. We are a people of great scientific discovery and deep culture, the people of Jojolia DESERVE this!
Our primary religion is the Church of Joshu, but as a free nation you a free to practice any other faiths such as the Acolytes of Ojiro and Followers of Pucci etc.
So rise up my fellow citizens, rise up and sign the petition to gain our FREEDOM!!!

tl:dr please react :c

heavy grove
#

Doesnt matter

minor ore
#

where do you have that saved that you were able to pull it up in 10 seconds

#

I just search it on discord

#

Use the looking glass icon

#

oh ok

#

ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF JOJOLION

Have you ever felt the cringe from fellow jojo fans in #jojo-anime-discussion ? Have you ever wanted to disassociate with such trash? WELL NOW IS THE TIME for us to RISE.
This is a petition for the declaration of jojolion independence, it is your duty as a citizen of this channel to SIGN and contribute to the creation of the great independent State of Jojolia. We are a people of great scientific discovery and deep culture, the people of Jojolia DESERVE this!
Our primary religion is the Church of Joshu, but as a free nation you a free to practice any other faiths such as the Acolytes of Ojiro and Followers of Pucci etc.
So rise up my fellow citizens, rise up and sign the petition to gain our FREEDOM!!!

tl:dr please react :c

tidal ocean
#

banned for spam

kind owlBOT
#

@tidal ocean, Your Stand Power is now level 14 !

minor ore
#

Yeah it's kinda spammy sadly :(

#

as if mods ever come in here

#

Salt: am i a joke to you?

tidal ocean
#

||who said that salt is a mod||

heavy grove
#

ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF JOJOLION

Have you ever felt the cringe from fellow jojo fans in #jojo-anime-discussion ? Have you ever wanted to disassociate with such trash? WELL NOW IS THE TIME for us to RISE.
This is a petition for the declaration of jojolion independence, it is your duty as a citizen of this channel to SIGN and contribute to the creation of the great independent State of Jojolia. We are a people of great scientific discovery and deep culture, the people of Jojolia DESERVE this!
Our primary religion is the Church of Joshu, but as a free nation you a free to practice any other faiths such as the Acolytes of Ojiro and Followers of Pucci etc.
So rise up my fellow citizens, rise up and sign the petition to gain our FREEDOM!!!

tl:dr please react :c

minor ore
#

where did this come from anyways

#

who made this

heavy grove
#

No one knows

#

It just appeared one day

minor ore
#

its like the joshu weed thing it just boggles me

heavy grove
#

Or

#

Or

#

Poor Tom is a LEGO fan, his favorite movie is the LEGO movie

west zealot
#

Poor Tom is fucking dead

tidal ocean
#

"who made this"

heavy grove
#

I didnt have that one copied so I had to type that one from memory

tidal ocean
#

swe coo :)))))))))))))))))))))

#

uhh

#

poor tom is a lego fan though

brave sentinel
#

I haven’t read this part yet

heavy grove
#

He is

grizzled pilot
#

im mod. no more residents of jojolion copypasta

heavy grove
#

Read it @brave sentinel

brave sentinel
#

I will

tidal ocean
brave sentinel
#

When i have the time

heavy grove
#

Good

tidal ocean
#

denizen of discussion is like mod role? or.. something else

grizzled pilot
brave sentinel
#

How should i read it though?

grizzled pilot
#

damn right

heavy grove
#

Mangadex

minor ore
#

mangadex

heavy grove
#

Gyys

#

Guys

grizzled pilot
#

im serious no more copypasta

heavy grove
#

Aight

grizzled pilot
#

just give it a bit :v

brave sentinel
#

What if i copy the pasta?

winter escarp
#

bruh

grizzled pilot
#

that's fine

heavy grove
grizzled pilot
#

thats good actually do that

tidal ocean
#

we can copy pasta as long as it's not... 500 of them in the same second?

#

I see

winter escarp
#

Poor Tom is a LEGO Fan, his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie

grizzled pilot
#

i'm fine with jokes as long as its not just jokes

minor ore
#

Poor Tom is a LEGO Fan, his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie

heavy grove
#

What if uts a small copypasta

#

Like Poor Tom is a LEGO Fan, his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie

grizzled pilot
#

especially during low discussion times

tidal ocean
#

JJL chat is the most troll and serious chat

brave sentinel
#

Poor Tom

heavy grove
#

Yes

winter escarp
#

because we have the myth, the legend Poor Tom

heavy grove
#

And joshu

#

All hail joshu

winter escarp
#

and joshu

brave sentinel
#

But

winter escarp
#

how could i forget our lord and savior

grizzled pilot
#

jushu

heavy grove
#

Josho

brave sentinel
#

Vento Aureo has trish though

#

I dont know which is better

winter escarp
#

Steel Ball Run has Lucy though

brave sentinel
#

Hmm

tidal ocean
winter escarp
#

JoJolion has Daiya, don't @ me

tidal ocean
#

I mean

#

Daiya is

#

you know the rest of the sentence I dont want to get arrested

winter escarp
#

lmao

heavy grove
#

She is 16

brave sentinel
#

What if i am also that age hmmmmmm?

minor ore
#

πŸ’¬ ⏬

winter escarp
#

I love how Norisuke complains about Gappy trying to you know Daiya, but then its never brought up again after her chapter

#

smh

minor ore
#

he goes "hmm" when josuke rejects her advances later on

#

and i guess that's that

winter escarp
#

bruhment

heavy grove
#

I wish norisuke was my dad

tidal ocean
#

same

heavy grove
#

Sad that hes gonna ||die||

winter escarp
#

F

heavy grove
#

F

tidal ocean
#

F

#

ARAKI YOU

winter escarp
#

Norisuke is the dad we didn't need, but deserved in Jojo

tidal ocean
#

Eh I guess I can't complain

heavy grove
#

We finally had a good parent in jojo

tidal ocean
#

A LOT of characters are dying especially in parts 6 7 8

winter escarp
#

Gyro

heavy grove
#

All of the part 6 gang

#

Except emporio

brave sentinel
#

Araki is killing too many

heavy grove
brave sentinel
#

This isnt game of throne

tidal ocean
#

just

#

how many characters died

minor ore
#

game of throne

tidal ocean
#

in part 7

winter escarp
#

game of one throne

heavy grove
#

Singular throne

minor ore
#

jojo bizarre adventure

tidal ocean
#

I mean, literally the entire part 7 cast is gone since it's fucking 2000s in JJL

heavy grove
#

Johnny's head got crushed by a boulder

minor ore
#

the entire cast of part 1 is also gone

heavy grove
#

What a dumb way to die

tidal ocean
#

bruh

#

That was sad

heavy grove
#

πŸ¦€The entire cast of parts 1-7 are gone πŸ¦€

grizzled pilot
#

poco is still alive actually

brave sentinel
#

F

tidal ocean
#

Like Johnny

#

rip man

#

that was sad

#

F-MEGA Moment

minor ore
#

poco died tragically, unfortunately

tidal ocean
#

||I cried||

brave sentinel
#

I died

winter escarp
#

I hope we see one of Pocoloco's descendants, he did win the Steel Ball Run race, so he's mighty rich and so would his children be

minor ore
#

i like to imagine he just chilled out for the rest of his life

heavy grove
minor ore
#

pocoloco was such a fun character

#

glad he won

winter escarp
#

Shame Avdol didn't win

minor ore
#

hah

tidal ocean
#

pocoloco could easily defeat 8suke

minor ore
#

he is dead so I dont think so

winter escarp
#

i mean descendants

#

hopefully

#

that would mean they also have a stand

minor ore
#

being a descendant doesnt guarantee a stand btw

tidal ocean
#

how do you get a stand in JJL

minor ore
#

ie daiya, joshu, and jolyene

tidal ocean
#

yeah it doesn't

winter escarp
#

Does Holly8 have a stand? I can't recall

tidal ocean
#

how did jolyne get a stand

minor ore
#

jotaro gave her a miniature arrow

heavy grove
#

Yes

small hornet
#

chapter when

minor ore
#

she didnt have one beforehand

#

18th or 19th

heavy grove
#

She saw paisley park

winter escarp
#

ah

heavy grove
#

Holly8

small hornet
#

i believe being injured at the wall eyes gives you stand

tidal ocean
#

I keep forgetting those small details

small hornet
#

they all get the bite mark

#

then stand

winter escarp
#

But Josefumi and Kira already had stands

tidal ocean
#

Is there any stand user that we don't know how they got a stand?

minor ore
#

josuke got a stand out of fusion. daiya, joshu, and yasuho all got wall eyes stands

small hornet
#

ahh i thought we were talkin about yasuho n them

minor ore
#

Rock humans

small hornet
#

yall think josefumi had soft and wet before he got injured in the water ?

minor ore
#

that one rock humans page said that rock humans have a 95% chance to get a stand

#

We dunno how they got stands

#

Oh

grizzled pilot
#

ojiro grew up near the wall eyes and got one, yeah?

kind owlBOT
#

@grizzled pilot, Your Stand Power is now level 12 !

minor ore
#

josefumi did, we see it in the damo flashback

grizzled pilot
#

could be that

heavy grove
#

Hey guys

winter escarp
#

sup

small hornet
#

part 8 best part

minor ore
#

big if true

heavy grove
#

I'm about to ask a completely unique question that no one has asked before ever in this chat

winter escarp
#

oh

grizzled pilot
#

the world wins

heavy grove
#

Whosbthe main villain of part 8 😳

minor ore
#

ger wins

winter escarp
#

it's Joshu

heavy grove
#

Survivor wins

tidal ocean
#

I suppose I should have asked this question like "Is there any stand user that we don't know how they got a stand in parts 3-7"

heavy grove
#

Joshu is the main character

grizzled pilot
#

josuke is the main villain

#

yeah, most of them

small hornet
#

tsurugi who is also the head doctor

minor ore
#

i think whenever its not explained you can just assume its the stand arrow or hereditary

winter escarp
#

Joshu can be both the main character and main villain smh

minor ore
#

so pretty much none cant be explained

small hornet
#

and jobin

kind owlBOT
#

@small hornet, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

small hornet
#

kaato

heavy grove
#

Iwasuke

sly turret
#

Joshu is the head doctor dont @ me

winter escarp
#

bruh

sly turret
heavy grove
#

Iwasuke is the head doctor actually

small hornet
#

tooru who is also the head doctor who is also tsurugi

winter escarp
#

The Head Doctor is actually Kaato's father

sly turret
#

Buh moment

hazy crystal
#

bruh

heavy grove
#

The head doctor is actually my father

winter escarp
#

bruh

heavy grove
#

Which is why he is always shown running away

winter escarp
heavy grove
winter escarp
#

that's a good one mate

sly turret
#

Still not back from the grocery store huh?

winter escarp
#

funny, i laugh

heavy grove
#

Still out getting some milk

sly turret
winter escarp
#

getting someone else's titty milk?

heavy grove
#

Yes

winter escarp
#

Gamer Girl Titty Milk when?

small hornet
#

will we get an all out war at the end

heavy grove
#

People say ||kakyoin|| is a ||milf hunter|| but they forget ||joshu|| tried to ||suck his moms tiddy||

kind owlBOT
#

@heavy grove, Your Stand Power is now level 12 !

small hornet
#

between

tidal ocean
#

I wish I were joshu

#

wait what

winter escarp
#

bruh

small hornet
#

josuke
mamezuku
yasuho
||daiya||

#

and whoever else

heavy grove
#

||iwasuke||

small hornet
#

v jobin
tsurugi
kaato
and whoever else

golden obsidian
#

this has made me realise

#

that the words jesus penis rhyme

#

jesus penis

minor ore
#

okay

tidal ocean
#

bruh

heavy grove
winter escarp
#

jesus penis

small hornet
#

johnny is the new holy corpse

grizzled pilot
#

damn this josuke's descendant guy sounds pretty cool. wish we had a story about his youth

golden obsidian
#

real talk though

#

how is johnny getting the corpse

#

i thought lucy stole it at the end

#

maybe thats the plot

#

ill keep reading

small hornet
#

speedreader

heavy grove
#

One of my biggest nightmares is that they remove the joshu emote

golden obsidian
#

HAH nut king

grizzled pilot
#

die joshu

heavy grove
#

Haha nut

winter escarp
#

if they remove the Joshu emote we're making a Joshu church discord server

heavy grove
#

I want joshu to use his stand and nut on me

tidal ocean
heavy grove
#

Everyday

small hornet
#

the lemon that was also an orange looked so tasty

grizzled pilot
#

its german for "the joshu"

heavy grove
#

Yeah

#

Also kyo

#

She looked tasty too

grizzled pilot
#

Fruit....

heavy grove
#

😳

tidal ocean
#

she looked tasty too

#

bruh

#

||indeed||

grizzled pilot
heavy grove
#

It is now kyo horny hours

grizzled pilot
#

best page of jjl

winter escarp
#

Kyo and Daiya and you got a deal

heavy grove
tidal ocean
#

Unpopular opinion

#

Tsurugi's puns are decent compared to jojokes channel

heavy grove
#

^

#

Hard agree

winter escarp
#

i didn't even realize tsurugi made puns

#

wtf

heavy grove
#

Every other chat > Jojokes and general no spoilers

minor ore
#

Yes

tidal ocean
#

are you sure about that

#

general chat is almost 15x more active than jojolion

#

jojo server

heavy grove
#

Uh

#

I can explain

winter escarp
#

general chat more like normie chat am i right?

heavy grove
#

Because they are all nongamers

minor ore
#

more like 12 year old chat

heavy grove
#

Haha kakyoin jere

tidal ocean
#

I mean JoJokes is not really any part of JoJo so yeah JJL is basically the best part

heavy grove
#

Do you guys get the joke

#

That I made

minor ore
#

no

heavy grove
#

It was funi

minor ore
#

pls explain it

heavy grove
minor ore
heavy grove
#

Okay so basically

#

Gamers

#

And that's it

minor ore
#

whats the difference between general spoilers and jojolion, really

tidal ocean
#

remember the drunk thing

heavy grove
#

The difference is

minor ore
#

oops

#

smanta made typo

#

tee hee

heavy grove
#

They cant talk about him

#

We can

winter escarp
#

oh right

heavy grove
#

They are but foolish non-joshu followers

tidal ocean
heavy grove
#

We are the supreme race

heavy grove
#

Josuke thighs josuke thighs

golden obsidian
#

confirmed gay

tidal ocean
#

bruh

hazy crystal
#

but he has a love interest

grizzled pilot
#

4 balls lol

hazy crystal
heavy grove
#

Haha

minor ore
#

4 balls lol

#

haha

heavy grove
#

Josuke is hot

tidal ocean
#

lol

#

haha 4 balls guys

#

89

minor ore
#

haha good one

grizzled pilot
#

thats funny

hazy crystal
#

i find the fact that yoshikage's corpse had no balls funnier than him having 4 balls

heavy grove
hazy crystal
#

like they find the body and it's just deflated or something

heavy grove
#

Kira is a Ken doll

minor ore
#

No

grizzled pilot
#

he died of no balls disease

minor ore
#

They say kira's crotch was just smooth

hazy crystal
#

oh shit the ken doll treatment

minor ore
#

whered his dick go

heavy grove
#

Imagine not being able to nut

#

Terrifying

hazy crystal
#

does that mean josuke secretly has two dicks or the length of both

heavy grove
#

I'd suck it

minor ore
heavy grove
#

Dogsuke

#

Dicksuke 😳

winter escarp