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docker completely broken
nginx container refuses to build
what a day
completely rewrote the docker config
how lol
oh god a random guy who I have no servers in common with sent me a friend request and is now DMing me
turn your DMs off?^^ Only accept friends who you trust ;p
Thats how the spam bots work nowadays
They scrape the member list first and then leave the server
5 bucks that friend made a game and wants you to playtest it
he isnt a software developer
he is literally just small talking
I dont even know the guy
I think he wants me to teach him C
I dont even know C
asid;llfbasldibyfasoldbf
--- Expected
+++ Actual
@@ @@
"itemCount": 1,
"items": [
{
- "createdAt": "2020-01-01T00:00:00+00:00",
+ "createdAt": "2020-01-01T00:00:00+01:00",
tests are failing on timezones in dates
The worst
Yea, that bastard on git
user.name
like, fuck that guy!
(I should said git config --get user.name đ
lmao so fitbit is recalling the ionic, a smart watch I used years ago, so they want me to verify stuff and will just paypal me money
and I have to swear that I will stop using it and dispose of it
I mean there is nothing preventing you from just not stopping using it 
I stopped using it years ago 
they stopped producing it in 2020, I brought mine way before that
apparently its 300USD?!!!
lmao thanks fitbit
plus 40% off
wtf
After registering, youâll receive a discount code for 40% off on up to 5 select Fitbit devices, as well as complimentary bands for purchased devices and other perks.
Weâll permanently disable device syncing within 7 days. Youâll receive an email confirmation after we disable device syncing. Youâll receive your refund in 3-6 weeks.
ok guess ill have to wait
They disable the sync, that's a bit of an inconvenience ig
yeah its kinda useless without a phone
yeah I brought it like 4 years ago, to get 300 usd back, which most likely is more than I paid for it, seems like a fair deal đ
It works for me
guess the bundle hugged the site to death
hey, i wanted to know if forks like pufferfish etc are really interesting in 1.18.2 or if paper already does the job correctly?
Wdym? Ask the fork if they want to upgrade. Paper 1.18.2 runs like 1.18.1, good.
Pufferfish and Purpur are both updated to 1.18.2 like paper. But youâre asking in the wrong discord.
just asking if in terms of performance there is really a difference
Between 1.18.1 and 1.18.2? Not really.
not between 1.18.1 and 1.18.2 but between paper and forks like pufferfish
Not more since the tuinity merge
ok, thanks for your answer
Pufferfish is ~30-40% faster than paper but not everybody should use it
You get better support here
sus
I doubt it
Iâve benchmarked it lol, youâre welcome to run your own benchmarks.
30-40% faster mspt?
Yes
Depends on how you benchmarked it...
On real servers with real players 
Not really a benchmark then.
You need a controlled environment.
What, if the player with the big redstone farm was offline when you switched platforms?
Was taken over the course of several hours and that number is also confirmed by bot benchmarks
Do share bot benchmarks.
Itâs about as realistic of a benchmark you can get, youâre welcome to demonstrate your own benchmarks and refute that number if youâd like
Am on a trip for the next 3-7 days so I donât have the data readily available
Ah. So they classic, I didn't save the data anywhere.
You know... we usually take pictures to at least brag about stuff, with some evidence.
No, I just donât have easy access to my machine and Iâm not going to bend over backwards to pull benchmarks off it
As you wish.
"echarts": "4.8.0",
"jsonwebtoken": "8.5.1",
"leaflet": "1.6.0",
"portal-vue": "2.1.7",
"postcss-rtl": "1.7.3",
"prismjs": "1.19.0",
"qrcode.vue": "1.7.0",
"swiper": "5.4.5",
"uuid": "8.3.2",
ok who put the dependencies on hard coded version constraints
kevin is one of the (or the only) fork developers that actually benchmarks his stuff though
why tf would you use hardcoded
like
why not live a little?
Let somebody push a US flag to your deployment cos they decided to flip the table in a bitchfit on their way out
thats not what that is cat
thats why you have a package-lock or something
hard coded version constraints do not protect you against people taking over packages
only package-lock and installing from package-lock does
I mean, I guess, i see people allergic to package lock files too
But, I mean, hard coded versions would protect you against that unless the repo was stupid
npm install does funny stuff cat
so
what you're telling me is
that npm is even worse than I imagined?
bleh, my brain just feels all like, fuzzy, today
Someone give me some kind of motivational quote to keep pushing onwards plz :c
That's nice. But I expect at least some kind of benchmark result and the test scenario.
It's not that hard to just make a benchmark favor a small improvement you made.
On the other hand: https://youtu.be/TgmTsa3rFU0?t=874
Scenario was to load up eternityâs optimized configs, load 250 bots, spread them out, and wait 5-10 minutes for TPS to stabilize, then look at median tick time. Then switch to pufferfish and repeat the test, then switch back to paper and confirm that the paper numbers still match. Pufferfish came out 30% ahead in that benchmark which approximately lines up with the 30-40% I see real servers getting (pufferfish is optimized for the real world, not for artificial benchmarks but it still does well in artificial benchmarks).
Again I donât have the numbers on hand to prove it but if youâre willing to accept a hand wave âtrust meâ, âŚ
That's good enough for me.
The reason I re-run the test on paper is because Iâve had weird things happen before where itâll be running poorly on paper (worse than it should), and after a reboot and with the exact same environment it runs better. So I just confirm that the numbers match up and I wasnât getting an unusually bad result
KRUSIC!
Understandable.
Daily reminder that we still need a universal benchmark plugin/setup for MC.
Bro.
be the change you wanna see in the world, lol
I'm not asking to get killed in my sleep yet you know.
_Have at least 2 people trying to stab me for the ZGC stuff. _ đ
they approved my application even though i never sent them a pay stub
Depends on where you live, Fargo isnt the only choice and I'd avoid them if possible
I mean
that's sketch
over here in the UK we had companies giving out loans that they knew people couldn't afford as then they'd be stuck in a debt cycle
my birther giver was in such a cycle
What do you mean? Signing up clients for accounts without their knowledge and then including those in your âactive accountsâ numbers is a perfectly sane and acceptable business practice.
Yes the US did that in 2008 
Like, multi year loans, everytime she got close to paying one off they'd offer her a better deal, which she'd stupidly take and we'd spend nice for a week or two, e.g. new game consoles, ordering take out all the time, etc
then the daily cycle would appear back into focus where most of the time by the end of the week the cupboards where pratically empty, and a loaf of bread was the best investment we could afford
they have a 2% unlimited cash back credit card
What I do is I have around 5 different card and I only use the one that gives me 5% or travel points.
you can for sure get better deal lol
2% is the highest unlimited cash back card for daily spending
i use a 5% one for gas, a 5% one for groceries, and a 5% one for travel
previously i only had a 1.5% one for daily spending
thereâs only 2 other 2% cards, one is a paypal credit card that forces you to redeem it to your paypal account first, and the other was citi double cash, but that one had no sign up bonus which was lame
all the other ones have specific stuff that makes it terrible
I usually just throw them to my amazon card nowaday 
iâm trying to open a new card every year in order to continue building my credit, and taking advantage of rewards as much as possible
the hell you spending so much on amazon for
100% of my gorcery + monthly subscriptions of all general goods
I have them deliver to me ever since covid happened
is that 5% back?
yeah
This card also weave foreign transaction fee as well
this is Chase bank VISA version
I will never understand america and their credit cards
I would never even consider giving amazon that kinda power
We get "rewards" for using it
it's baiscally sharing the profit the bank got from using the network (in which they charge the shops for)
no, you sell your life away and they give you pennys back
They can already track me when I use app to purchase
tf you spending $10k on groceries and subscriptions in 2 months for
so why not using the cards
you pretty much need to build credit in the US
The only way for me to not get "tracked" is to phyically go to store and use cash.
why not get some benefit from doing it
which is not ideal during covid
oh I would also never use amazon for groceries cause its a ecological disaster, lol
no but I know that
idk compare to walmart idk which one is more of a disaster
so it doesnt really mater if you are in US unless you want to grow your own food
for example because of my excellent credit I didnât have to do a security deposit for my apartment
I think they dont have those in EU
that's about the sweet spot actually. You dont need 10+
Just make sure you call them and let them know you just get a raise and want to let them know how much you are currently making đ
yeah i go for a credit increase from them about once a year
i also fluff my salary a lot and they donât really call you out on it
yeah that's correct
Security deposit is a legal thing here I think
Meanwhile I am cancelling my visa cc most likely and just using a debit card for everything
So that I can go from cc + Giro to just having one card
It's weird cos until I went to uni, I didn't know anybody with a CC, and those whom did where "bank of mom and dad" types who did some work for their booze but not much more
In the US, how good of a loan you get / amount is also based on credit scores, @vernal moth so it's pretty big difference
it may be a 8% to 2% difference and fact that in years of interests
that's gonna be a lot
It's here too, but idk how having many cards gives you a better score, lol
The score is based on income and if you failed to pay stuff in the past
depends
different "streams" of credit not necessary more cards but you are doing business with more companies
I mean, it's in part the magical black box
having too many streams of credit can actually be harmful
Yeah for me it would be a big red flag
Instead of having one proper loan you get many small ones, that seems like you are evading some
Something*
well, depends
What really builds credit is having a consistent history of borrowing and paying it back.
The more consistent the history is, the better deal youâll get
in the US, your total debt is reported anyway
car loan, margage, credit cards, etc
so it doesnt really matter they can find out anyway.
I have a consistent history of positive cash flow that should be he most important
all count as "borrowed" currency
I can go to transunion right now and theyâll tell me exactly how much I owe and exactly how much I have available to borrow
I've seen people who have had a positive cash flow who blow it the moment they can spend a dime đ
like, bruh
I know what I owe, 0 bucks, lol
even in 2nd year my flat mates still blew their first student loan deposit on freshers
6 figure salary, 7 figure lifestyle đ
Congrats, youâre one of the most risky borrowers

No am not because I have tons of reportable stuff in depots
Getting a loan for like a house here means they look at your cash flow and ask you to have X% on hand
Also if you owe nobody nothing (no mortgage, no auto loan, nothing) then youâre leaving money on the table
How would loaning give me money in the end?
I mean
Imagine you have 20k and you want to buy a car
Instead of buying the car, you invest the money at 7%, and take out an auto loan for 3%
You're tryna look at it from if a human being was judging on if you're safe to loan credit to
Taking current housing market for example, taking out a loan of 1 million at a 2% rate will let you more money in the end because your house is appricating at a rate of 50%
(number is made up)
That would require me to actually invest properly đ
And if youâre not, youâre leaving money on the table
Itâs very easy to invest properly
I can't justify spending time to learn that shit because it disgusts me so much
Mini doesnt want more money he just wants to b happy 
how to download 1.18.1 papaer server??? i can find only 1.18.2
Click the more button
@thick pagoda scroll down on dl page, you will see
Mini casually ignoring compound interest 
I have like a few ETFs and shit
ok i am stupid
To do make a ton of profit on those
thanks
But I think I could do more
But that's so much work
Eventually I should just pay somebody
Dump it in your favorite S&P500 index fund and do nothing else
Thatâs like all there is to it
Here, have 1k, now go invest my 50k or whatever
Sounds like an nft :troll
It's a long game
It's a disgusting game
but once you reach endgame you can comfortably say shitposting in PaperMC for life without worry about next meal
And if you donât play it youâll be decades behind on retirement
Oh yeah I have to play it, I know
You can choose not to but
For a second, I read hangar, I was like damn mini omega rosting himself right there

idk EU probably got better system anyway compre to US
welfare wise
so you will probably still be better off in terms of getting too old to work and no saving.
The US has social security which is literally a Ponzi scheme but we donât talk about that

My dad just buys shares in windmills đ
I sure wish my car is wind powered after 2 days ago my full tank of gas was $50 
Only 50 dollars?
A full tank of gas costs >100 euro for us

Prices are between 2.10 - 2.20 euro/L.
Most of that is tax and stuff anyways
damn $9 a gallon that's a fuck tone (I did math)
so wait what is your reason to go from a credit card to a debit card
Yes
Fueled for ~140⏠some days ago smh
nmf coping 
in my opinion there is no reason to ever do that, far riskier to use a debit card and you are leaving money on the table
what
at least in the US
no one in EU uses creditcards on a daily basis
I think barty is talking about the protection you get from using credit cards in US
My car has a really small tank and is really efficient so even when I need to use my car I don't need to care about the prices
I don't even have a credit card
Pretty cheap 
Yea, I mean, that's part of the fun over here in the EU is that everybody just uses debit cards
creditcards still give you protection here but you generally don't need it unless you go outside of EU
But damm its nice driving on the Autobahn right now, it's really chill cause people drive chill to safe fuel đ
Like, people often don't wanna spend what they don't got, and credit card offers over here are kinda shitty
if someone somehow gets a hold of your debit card, they get to spend money directly out of your bank account, whereas if they get your credit card they arenât spending your money
and how do they want to use your debit card?
Bank will have my back no matter what
do you have to put in a PIN every time you spend anything?
contactless payments are limited to like 20 dollars (it's quite a bit more but the limit depends on your bank too)
above that you enter a pin
only $20???
no as in it's just a low number
It's more than 20
it'll be more than $20
correct but in the meantime you have X money not available to you for Y days, wouldnât have that problem if you used a credit card
I dont think my card has limit lol
but it's low
and no it doesnt ask for my pin (just US thing)
yeah PIN is rarely asked for in US
But with a credit card I can spend money I don't have, no thanks
the only time I ever need to enter pin is to get cashback from debit card
well if you have self control itâs definitely a better deal in the US
iirc
Well, am in the comfortable situation that my account is already filled enough that I could survive a few months if needed, and really, that's so many ifs that I don't waste thoughts on that, lol
Rumors say, next time I should also look on the fuel consumption, otherwise I'll likely pay more than a grand this year just for fuel lol
fair enough, i just like havin 0 risk vs having some risk of being impacted financially
Just take out the seat in your car, save weight bro
i would absolutely use a creditcard abroad or for large transactions
A credit card sounds like more of a risk to me
not really an option here at a lot of stores at the moment ^
ah
most supermarkets do not accept visa or mastercard
wtf
but that's a the netherlands thing
what do they accept
maestro / vpay
Debit cards
if you dont accept those here, you dont get business lol
oh i see
maestro is disappearing in 2 years
so hopefully mastercards will start being accepted everywhere
here basically every bank/financial institution uses visa or mastercard
more importantly, i'd be able to use my debit card online aswell
which you can't do with a maestro or vpay card
wtf
This sounds much overcomplicated
i don't actually know why we use those two
Michael based
based debit card user
Though on the other hand, I use several banks and cards parallel lol
Why not just use your banking app for online transactions?
but in return for not having normal debit cards for online transactions, there is a platform adopted by every dutch bank and every web store to do instant bank transactions
which is what the majority will use because of how accessible & easy it is
suffers the same issue as debit cards though, not risk-free
yea thatâs just why i like using credit because the risk is all on the credit card company rather than you
plus all the bonuses
cashback / bonuses aren't as big here as in the US
in the US if youâre responsible and pay it off and donât carry a balance, itâs a no brainer
like just comparing AMEX NL & US, there's a lot less benefits
EU sounds like it isnât worth it
i still believe you should have a credit card if your income allows for it
especially when going abroad
Imagine not collecting your Payback points
but i also 100% understand people that don't have one
I mean, with a credit card you can pay with money you don't have, which a debit card doesn't have that issue, so I would still never switch to a credit card
that's a bonus to some stef
but that's just bad financial decisions
thatâs where the responsibility thing comes in
another factor in the US would be building your credit score
and i'd absolutely be using my creditcard for everything if i needed to build my credit score
yeah
but a credit score does not exist here either
like i said I didnât have to pay a security deposit on my apartment, iâll get much better mortgage rates, prob better rates on any loan in general
So with a credit card you open yourself up to bad financial decisions, whereas with a debit card you don't. (I mean, you can still make bad decisions, but just less bad.)

i regret
fucking weeb
trigger warning next time plz
Where's my ban hammer
I spoiler it 
nsfw it jesus
@quasi valley thoughts
nuke it
when you pick up your glass from your desk and all your pc fans start spinning
and then when you put it down they all stop
Good morning leaf how's class today 
ok turns out the random guy that DMed me
is in fact female
well I have yet to confirm it
dont get scammed 
Such a pretty program.
dw
just bought her nitro for 1 year
no way she will leave me now

Oh hey apple event
s/hey/get
Discord is back!
DiscordBot, â Uncaught REKTError: REKT is not defined
Woop woop
Correction, <DiscordBot> <13PeterCrawley> woo woo
Although it is having issues.
Time to disconnect from the inferior IRC.
Ya, its slow as.
So it's probably still starting back up.
discord is slow? damn.
Amazing.
That and being flooded by everyone auto-reconnecting.
god bless Discord
Back to IRC and TeamSpeak we go.
This has reinforced my belief that IRC is inferior to Discord.
I was missing all the amazing features, like formatting, and ÂŻ_(ă)_/ÂŻ
You don't know how to do formatting? That's a shame
^ it bridges about 10% of messages from irc
aaaaaaaaa
only irc users can enjoy that message
Oh yeah Discord can't do color
Correction, <Amaranth> Oh yeeh Discord cen't do color
kenny how to colur
Ayy spotify is back!
wait damn it wasnt just discord?
Owen is dummy
I forgor đ
oh shit
today random person sent me a friend request and randomly started DMinng
started small talking
who I share no servers with
now wants to voice chat
and its apparently a female
Ask for proof
Also ask him if he's a bot and if he isn't ask how did he got your discord name. If he doesn't tell you threaten her with sending a nuke
You getting honypotted bro
Dishwasher
Base M1 Ultra Mac Studio is insane, not even mentioning the upgraded version
Honestly the M1 Max would be amazing already but damn, I want onnneeeee
jira can suck my big toe, it refused to let me comment with a ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻÂ in there
does anyone know how forum software would store content from threads and replies? specifically the formatting aspect. like you have bold text, fonts, quoting replies, etc
Depends on the forum software, xenforo (probably) stores it as BBcode
hope that doesn't break any rules ^
https://ci.codemc.io/job/filoghost/job/HolographicDisplays/ you can grab the build from here
rule 4 in #welcome
I'm sorry, message deleted
Honestly yeah
I was expecting a much higher price but this seems like a really great deal
Not a big fan of the design but otherwise itâs very nice
tfw the random e-girl that sent you a friend request even though you have no severs in common and suddenly started talking to you leaked her address
bruhâ˘ď¸
It's a trap.

she sent an amazon.com screenshot which had her location in it
dont think she realised
God damn. I need to test one.
But I do wonder, how far the chip would go if it wasn't power/thermally limited.
Tho, I assume they are pushing the limits of efficiency anyway.
bro you are 100% talking to a bot
gain some knowledge
@waxen panther thoughts
this is 100% a real person
discord being down cut into my wages today
now I gotta double down last 3 hours to make up my lost pay
please dont fire me jroy

paper general
sharty
Reminder that IRC is bad. 
irc is not bad, it only took me four minutes to login 
and i cant see if that emoji worked
emote*
woo new vulnerability
emoji is the unicode standard ones
it did work im surprised
s/im/I'm
Correction, <onetesseract> it did work I'm surprised
Wow ya, it really does take IRC ages to log in.
Gimme a second, i'll time it.
well it takes me ages but that is because im using a stupid client with no config
it has config, i just havent configged it
12 seconds from Start -> #paper
thats not that bad
anyway
longer than discord
I'll time discord.
i cant launch any 1.18 versions, once the mojang logo loading bar reaches the end it freezes my whole pc everytime, anyone know a fix?
cant do anything without logs
ig ill never be able to play 1.18 lmao, ive tried everything
ill see if it even created logs.
simp
Attempt ruined by discord forcing me to sign back in. :/
You can make it show the console on startup
Attempt #2
on call engineering? is it not literally midday on a tuesday?
4 seconds
their isnt even any logs...
i doubt they have someone on premise in a datacenter at all times
datacenters do have staff on site 24/7
why dont you go tell them that then
Discord use GCP as well
I wonder if I can get IRC to load faster.
sent from my phone since my pc is bricked now after trying to run mc... but i dont see any errors
[16:29:46] [Render thread/INFO]: Setting user: Beautifulz
[16:29:46] [Render thread/INFO]: Backend library: LWJGL version 3.2.2 build 10
[16:29:48] [Render thread/INFO]: Narrator library for x64 successfully loaded
[16:29:48] [Render thread/INFO]: Reloading ResourceManager: Default
[16:29:52] [Render thread/INFO]: OpenAL initialized on device OpenAL Soft on VG248 (NVIDIA High Definition Audio)```
this is the only log i got, and everything looks fine
reinstall nvida drivers gonna try again.
ight sick it worked
dk why i was having suck a hard time before.

it was
Ah
It was offline, same with Spotify, presumably GCP went down.
discord is offline right now
You sure about that?
Honestly IRC just seems like a Discord before Discord.
..
I mean I know that is essentially what it is.
But this just feels like Discord but bad.
IRC is older than most of the people here
I know.
IRCv3, especially if you're using something like irccloud, can feel pretty modern still
But yeah, the basics are from 1988 and even if things support IRCv3 it downgrades cleanly to that 1988 version, more or less
Bare in mind Discord is basically the first thing like it that I used.
And I have been using it for like 4 years.
Oh so you're like 18? đ
17, 18 in like 3 or so months.
10 years ago we were using Mumble and IRC
Mumble is still way better in a lot of ways than Discord for audio quality, functionality, permissions, etc
Now reddit is down, damn
Yes but Discord is more accessible.
IRC is less shiny but basically always works and you can use whatever client you want to connect to it
Discord isn't more accessible compared to a web IRC client
It's just more polished because it's all locked down and has one client and one (kind of) server so they don't have to deal with any of that
ok boomer
Oh ya, I wish discord were more open to custom clients.
Although it being against TOS has not stoped people.
It never does.
Matrix is probably the thing that has a real chance at replacing Slack, Discord, etc though
Why there is always problem with audio when screen sharing on discord?
https://element.io/ is the product they're building out of it, although there are a bunch of clients and even some third party server implementations
matrix is cool, I wish I could be bothered to convince my friends to move
I think they recently integrated VoIP into element, I could be wrong
I think it's still a beta?
What does mumble do that discord doesn't for audio? Discord's "solution" for improving quality is just offering higher bitrates but that's not an actual solution for their lower quality sound.
I have no idea
It's something magical!
Discord screen sharing is painful.
Opus was kind of made for Mumble so I guess it makes sense they use it the best
You can get more quality by spam sending a bunch of .png files in a channel. đ¤Ł
Suppose so, Amaranth. Meanwhile, I'm not fully convinced on any of the "everything's end to end encrypted and you always know it's them" stuff as being super accessible for regular users because if you want any sort of secu[MBAXTER HAS CHANGED PRIVATE KEY, DO YOU TRUST MBAXTER? Y/N]rity you're going to run into frustra[AMARANTH WANTS TO JOIN THIS CONVERSATION, HERE IS AMARANTH'S PUBKEY DO YOU TRUST THEM TO READ YOUR MESSAGES? Y/N]tion pretty fast.
More specifically CELT (one of the precursors to Opus) used Mumble as a target use case and test bed
đ
4/10 would not IRC again
get off my lawn
I assume you have to be connected to do that.
lol
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What.
.kill @frank otter
(DiscordBot) I can't attack that.
Wtf
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My fave part
about working against 3rd party plugins
IS WHEN THEIR API MAKES 0 SENSE
here is the logic I needed from a plugin to work out which inventory block was involved and who was involved
bearing in mind, that the event has a getLocation method
which, sometimes returns nothing, sometimes returns the players location!
and a getPlayer method, which, sometimes returns a player, sometimes returns nothing!
and then, theres bukkit, where Double chests can't be a blockInventoryHolder
oh, no
that's gotta be special class
Listen this all made sense in 2011 đ
(I drank a lot in 2011)
Although I wasn't actually involved then so... not my fault
There are two options: Minecraft is dumb or Bukkit is dumb. Sadly, most of the time both options apply.
It's almost a 1:1 mapping of how MC works
With some cleanup on slot numbers
it woulda been semi nice if there was a sane interface there
Or at least how it worked in 2011
get the left chest by default or something, idfk
so many god damned traps and stupid corners
brocc is pro at interfaces
Have you ever seen all the hoops you have to jump through to get the context of who killed who and how in a death event?
oh god
that entire thing is basically ass cancer
what's worse is that bukkit doesn't even map that 1:1
so you end up with fun stupid stuff
e.g. suicide, is bukkit only
Oh yeah I'm not even talking about the CombatTracker, the thing Mojang came up with to keep track of all of this
You don't even get to see that
LMFAO
i am learning kubuntu!!!
bahahahahaaaa
from personal experience running a homeserver matrix is pretty terrible, at least in its current state
uses more ram than a minecraft server
It's a ruby REST server so yeah, that checks out
it's actually python
There is a rust version
matrix.org is making their own go version too called dendrite
and conduit (the rust one) isnt near produciton ready yet
with synapse (the python one and is the main one) it for some reason would spike every month or two to 16+ GIB of ram after sitting happily at 2-3 at other times
plus their e2ee implementation barely encrypts anything
my favorite part about it though is that there is no way to delete a room currently
đ
eternity guess what
Hi!
What
Simping for pokimane
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did you know that testosterone levels are on a decline in the male population?
i am the major reason
I know sperm counts are, not sure about testosterone
That is honestly adorable đ¤Š
iirc the reason is the same reason Alex Jones was screaming about turning the frogs gay
no politics
turning the frogs gay!?
wdym
theres a song about it
send it here
just youtube it
A common kind of plastic has some chemical that leaches out of it
more basically shit that we're putting in the water is causing frogs to basically change sex
but, frogs naturally do that, or something
There are kinds of frogs that adapt to hostile environments by having some of the males turn in to females, iirc
xD
The chemical is making them do it more than they need to
fascinating
Thatâs pretty cool
but, basically, things like the pill are basically causing the like, treated sewage into rivers and such which is impacting frogs and other stuff
frogs, turtles, who cares
Ah, plasticizers
oh great chad is here
alex jones was right
He actually was, if you disregard everything he said
he is so good at that
if u pretend he was right and ignore the facts, he was right
He was talking about a real thing but sensationalized it and/or misunderstood it
I'm guessing both
iâm like an hour into elden ring and wondering how it got a 97 on metacritic
It doesn't deserve a 97 but it's just like the other FromSoft games or Nintendo games
Knock 5-10 points from it and the score makes sense, people just gush over their stuff
It definitely doesn't deserve a 97 on PC, shit is a chopfest
so far id play dark souls 3, bloodborne, demons souls remake, and sekiro 100% over it
but iâll find out if i have the same opinion as i progress
It's way better than Demon's Souls and Sekiro is a completely different thing
the first boss i ran into was ridiculous, i think iâm significantly underleveled
It's a rhythm game pretending to be a fighting game
Tree Sentinel is supposed to be your tutorial about running away from open world bosses
I could see how people would like Dark Souls 3 more than Elden Ring although I prefer the more open style
It's clearly Dark Souls 4
i hate the open style
the first boss i ran into besides the tutorial always die boss, is uhhh
You can kill tutorial boss iirc
Was it a golden dude on a horse?
Oh, that's the first "real" boss you're supposed to do afaik
Like, it's not optional
yeah he has a shitton of hp compared to previous 1st bosses
like dark souls 3 for example i could beat that dude in my sleep at level 1
is he the first boss iâm supposed to fight?
I believe so, yeah
tf lol
Lobos did it đ
i know i was just not expecting that, if youâre not parrying him itâs a very tough fight
Explore more, you should be able to get a lot of levels before you fight him
Or do you have to fight him to stop being maidenless? I forgot how that goes
iâve been able to level up 4 times lol after exploring most of the area
idk the game pointed me that way
a lot of shit used in manufacturing are endocrine disruptors
just left over from when we didn't know anything
Yeah, you can explore a lot more
so much would never be allowed today lol
yeah iâve been exploring the top left
I mean, you can explore at least half the map before you fight him đ
Well, maybe not quite that much, more than 1/3 though
Gotta find the ruins and the roads
Barty I am gonna need you to decorate that wall
no

god damn lobster just fucked me up
it's next year, have you finished reading them yet?
god i hate infinite stamina enemies
Me when I transform structure-shy programs
another pro of using credit cards is that they seem to be giving out phone protection.. my new card has $600 in cell phone protection if i pay my phone bill with it
Read it all, I think I understand your DFU pr now
Looks like you already have it :P

.kill Eternity
gags and ties Eternity then throws them off a mountain.
gagging them and tying them up: hot
throwing them off a mountain: not
Getting mixed signals here
@warm anchor need opinions on your death
I mean I guess there are worse ways to go
I think that's what you call a love hate relationship
I don't think I'd completely willingly throw someone off a mountain, I guess I must have just got carried away
spawn with ai

Hi guys! Do you guys know or suggest any good bank plugin? It can be free and premium.
how that plugin work
u use the compass on the item and it shows stats? do u gotta keep using it on the item or is it one time use
drop it onto the item and the item will then show stats

also be interested in hearing you guys' take on this https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/more-strict-rules-for-titles-and-descriptions.549583/
based
they should ban all skript resources
You filthy Java elitist, how dare you speak such words!
skript resource should go on skunity or wherever, not on spigot/polymart/mcm/whatever else
C++ plugins only.
Xtend plugins only
No more plugins, if you don't want a Vanilla server, not our problem
spigot returns to vanilla
I just had an idea
you know that AI that generates artwork?
I'll generate a bunch of anime girls and use them as my plugin icons 
With srv records, if a server is down, does the next in the order of priority get selected?
no
#gifs-and-memes
Hi guys! Do you guys know or suggest any good free or premium bank plugins?
yes
What is the name?
huh. looks like my VRAM is "full".
"can't allocate 2 GB because you only have 6 GB free"
Daily reminder that IRC is bad. 
Agreed.
talking to yourself is a sign of insanity, btw
cat is experienced in this
True
If I want to replace my old CPU with a new one that has identical tdp and thermal limit, do I still need a new cooler? It's from AMD FX-4100 to AMD FX-8300 in this case.
I'm starting to realize that FX are the psychopaths of cpus.
They do be.
Considering that talking to myself is fairly normal for me, I must be insane.
Most of them can to 5Ghz. For almost no performance gain. 
plus the second one is funnier
there is no eco chan
no(t yet)...
im not saying im against the idea
We need some like, underground force
which just comes along and chan-ifys rando projects
got no chan? you do now!
@warm anchor
that sounds like an advertising slogan in a parallel universe where chan is some kind of 90s slang
I'm br0kĂŠ
Frfr
@waxen panther
dont ping notables
@left swift
why have i been pinged
unfortunate
I wanted your opinion
on
being poor
(as a British "person") (as a millionaire)

spigto
ex-destiny my ass
Rebounded
so, ex-ex-destiny?
addicted
ok
you post about your spigot resources here a lot
(something i have noticed (as a britlead))
it's a discord filled with clever people, why not
debateable
thats some smart marketing you got there broccolai
clever people != British people
I will agree (as the papermc general)
clever people != JRoy
j*oy
essentialsx discord stole my wallet and fucked my girlfriend
would recommend nice plugin
cucked
essentialsx has no business being as good as it is
this is the most incorrect opinion i have seen all day

Oh boy, I might have a problem
btw jrotc my invoice is in the mail for all the work I've done at preventing politics in papermc. I'll take crypto and nft as payments.
I dont talk to myself, I only talk to my hand
i hallucinate other people so that way its technically not talking to myself

tries to work out if talking to yourself, a living being, or your hand, essentially an inanimate object, is worse
has real, "Yea, I just go talk to enby" vibes
that's discriminative of non-binary folk /j
(also commonly called enby)
is it still talking to yourself if it's as if you're talking to someone
oh, "Empy"
how i met your mother scene
ah. Didn't watch it, I'm not a fan of artificial laugh tracks
ooooooooh
Yea, I mean, artificial laugh tracks are bleh, but, I mean,HIMYM was generally a good show that I could actually just like, do nothing for
very rare to find a show like that these days
though, too many shows rely on laugh tracks, it's sad
did you see the one for big bang theory?
himym is a good show 
Due to my hatred for the television show "The Big Bang Theory," I expose how unfunny the show actually is when you take out the laugh track. Enjoy!
I DO NOT OWN THE BIG BANG THEORY, PLEASE DON'T SUE ME. This is meant as a joke.
the comments are good
I don't find TBBT funny with laugh track. At least the few snippets I saw on TV
never thought that show was good at all
@spark tartan well my dev friend made the horse bug work on java, it is incredibly fast and can jump this high đ
ehh
Think about it, that's what it's like for the actors because they don't have the laugh track.
Must be SO awkward
once the glamor of the socially awkward nerds fell off after season 1 it was dogwater
even then it was pushing it
the truth
Lovely how IntelliJ loses it's shit when you replace a local library jar in a gradle project
(everything red; library gets completely ignored until you reopen the project)
Minecraft 1.18.1 version came out. Can I just use it?
Is it okay to show git-paper-214 (mc: 1.18.1) below?
no it's illegal

mojang will come steal ur dog
?
we can see ur face in the reflection
me?
what you're asking makes little sense
you can "use" whatever paper version you want (just, ofc, outdated stuff ain't supported)
oke
can someone help me with this timing?
https://timings.aikar.co/?id=60d2c9a685694ac2bacb1847cbe96448
and tell me what is wrong with it? and how can i fix it?
Aikar's Timings Viewer - View Timings v2 reports from Paper and Sponge
online mode: Disabled
No support for pirates, GL;HF.
well now you've found your performance issue as well
shill out the $35 for a MC account and a proper paid host
unsupported setup on what is generally an unsupported version now on below the minimum spec hardware
free host
lol i know but still the only problem is entity ticks
unsupported = no support
i already bring one up which is a great server but just on oneblock so it takes way less cpu and ram but for 1.18.1 jisus this is hard
yeah contrary to what hosting companies etc would make you believe, running a server is difficult
or
How do I use hex codes for a server motd?
pin this
but then people might actually believe it
yeah pin me i deserve it
NoSQL devs be like
Hi
hi
hru
nice to know
So, I was doing a UEFI upgrade via fwupd, it rebooted and I think it finished but now it's frozen on the boot screen
It has an ubuntu logo so I'm pretty sure it's made it past the UEFI but this is scary
monka
Oh, that was the shutdown screen, lol
Forced it to power off and on boot it's doing the UEFI upgrade now
Next time I won't walk away while I wait for it so I can know what stage its on
One of the voices in Elden Ring sounds just like Link on Ocarina of Time when you get sent flying
Screams just like Link does when he falls

who asked
I wouldn't mind this being a feature of breeding; it's otherwise pointless as currently implemented... & ponies are cool đ
anyone willing to help me with some science that may potentally bluescreen your computer? trying to nail down if this issue is just me or not
any of yall watching this ps5 state of play too
depends
so i am moving to edmonton (a very large canadian city), and was looking at a city run public wifi map, when i zoom in on this map using chrome, it hard locks and eventually DPC_WATCHDOG_VIOLATIONs when i look at the same map and zoom using edge, everything is fine. here is said map. basically trying to work out if its my computer or chrome or the particular website
edit: should mention currently on win11 if you wanna try helping
https://data.edmonton.ca/Facilities-and-Structures/Open-City-Wi-Fi-Locations-Map-View/krxp-pvjf
Open City Wi-Fi is a free public Wi-Fi Internet access service provided courtesy of the City of Edmonton to patrons of some of the Cityâs publicly accessible facilities. Currently more than 14,000 devices connect to Open City Wi-Fi every week, resulting in more than 2TB of data traffic. The service also routinely accepts over 4,500 concurrent se...
can zoom in fine on chrome
win 11
what if im not on windows 11
well try anyway i guess, more data helps right?
i can zoom in on firefox on linux
solution, install linux i guess
lol
i think i have chromium too
it works on chromium and firefox on linux and macos
not sure if im being very helpful but its true
seems to work on my Firefox on android, probably completely not helpful but all I have to hand atm
yeah... was thinking that. but have done a clean install of that driver a few times trying to chase down other issues. ROG RTX 2060
anyone got ideas or where to go from here?
that state of play was so bad






