#general

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left swift
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I'll make u a chocolate effect

cunning raft
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MANDELA

foggy silo
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Well it’s just also I have simply lost all ability to hold onto time.

upbeat falconBOT
left swift
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anyways

severe vapor
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Does server scaling increase bot resistance? last night, my server was attacked and it crashed immediately despite i got botsentry installed on my proxy

golden gust
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if you use it to effectively increase your attack surface, yes

ripe sphinx
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mumbles something about botting only really being a problem on offline mode

left swift
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u can't say that

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dont be mean to people!

magic river
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Unless you turn on the proxy blocker option in server.properties there is some tool (or used to be) to let you "rent" accounts

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The service would do the login for you and give you the hash to send to the server that way they could log you in instead of risking giving you the password or just selling the account

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This stupid fucker was supposed to be cleaning the gift shop but snuck in to the tiger area and stuck his hand through the fence to try to pet the tiger

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Less than 300 of this species of tiger left on the planet

potent fossil
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Lmao, this dude in Yakuza 0: going on and on about his prosthetic arm and how he used to grimace through the pain but how he toughened up and doesn't pay attention to it anymore

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Kiryu: "I don't recall asking."

left swift
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that's cool but

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who

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asked

true canyon
left swift
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wait why would they kill it if it was still in the cage??

proud lance
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usually its because once the animal has a taste for human meat it increases the risk

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iirc

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or sometimes law compliance apparently

unkempt drift
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pretty sure in certain jurisdictions, if a dog bites a human like twice, its over

true canyon
hearty spear
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Got my Minecraft collection ready for a lan party tomorrow

gleaming galleon
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Cool

hearty spear
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Should be real fun

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To kick off 2022

gleaming galleon
hearty spear
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Ik

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They are basically where they need to be

gleaming galleon
hearty spear
gleaming galleon
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Hm

hearty spear
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Gunna have a driving simulator

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Pool, phooseball and Minecraft

gleaming galleon
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Nice

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You gonna have alot of fun

hearty spear
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Ya and this year I think it's gunna be record turnout

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I heard 15 people were coming

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Just right for the 16 port switch

gleaming galleon
hearty spear
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Sadly I had to make a wifi AP

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Because someones laptop didn't have an Ethernet port

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😅

left swift
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damn wtf

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that's lit

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wheres our invite

hearty spear
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I would need a 48 port for that lol

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😁

raven basin
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is 1 gbps good for a server

golden gust
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1 Gbps is literally the standard

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if you're dealing with more traffic than that, you're getting into much more advanced setups than a single server

raven basin
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ok cuz im getting fiber when I move

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which is nice because that means I can host the server at home

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why doesnt the antixray in paper work in the nether

hearty spear
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I don't think it's enabled there

raven basin
hearty spear
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Idk I'm tired rn

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This is general

unkempt drift
little frost
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classic leaf

coarse lily
left swift
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classic krusic

coarse lily
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Minecraft PvP is pretty basic - and arguably not that great. But this probably isn't the best place to find someone to teach you how to do something in Minecraft.

golden gust
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This is not the place to find people to 1:1 teach you random stuff unrelated to this discord, etc

warm anchor
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Minecraft is a block game if you want real pvp with real reaction time and skill set, check out CSGO, Dota2, or any other esport that actually makes money

potent fossil
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Hey speakin of that cat

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Mind teaching me 1:1 your rug shitting techniques

golden gust
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step 1) Become as silent as a ninja as you move around the place, you know, like a cat

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  1. Consume as much food that "runs the fast course through you" as you hate the person
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  1. Go to town
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Don't mention

potent fossil
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Perfect thank you

golden gust
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Don't mock the trainees

plucky sparrow
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No not really. Reach in hypixel goes up to 4.5 because it depends on your ping. It’s made to give players with worse ping an advantage, but yea some people exploit it so they get the best reach all of the time

twin lagoon
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@warm anchor weeb

warm anchor
twin lagoon
warm anchor
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I didn’t forget about flipping peek rie btw. Lax went on family vacation

potent fossil
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@warm anchor yakuza 0 is chefskiss

warm anchor
potent fossil
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just played it for like 8 hours straight

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was worth

stray oyster
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Someone called @warm anchor a weeb

twin lagoon
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weeb

void void
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does the infinite carpet dupe still work in paper?

vernal moth
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If it's a known dupe, it's most likely fixed on paper

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But try it and see

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I don't know about that particular one

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Peeosnally

void void
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there is a setting for reenabling carpet dupes

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How can I save my fork of paper to my github?

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(with patches file?)

void void
topaz mortar
whole prawn
night tusk
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Is it possible to dupe gravity blocks on 1.18.1?

void void
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not with paper

night tusk
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That sucks

vernal moth
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Why?

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Bugs suck

twin lagoon
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but muh /give dupe

void void
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what is timings verbon?

worn ember
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flex 👀

round grove
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how long will 1.17.1 be supported for? i am still waiting for some plugins to 1.17, not even 1.18

twin lagoon
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it's already dead

worn ember
twin lagoon
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literally half of the last 10 updates are just log4j updates

round grove
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lmao true

potent fossil
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(are you waiting for them to update solely because they dont say 1.17/1.18 or have you even tried them)

round grove
round grove
worn ember
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well you gonna have to pay them to update it i suppose kek

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@warm anchor gotta carry these scrubs kek

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potent fossil
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shrug_animated sounds like you gotta fork over the cash to get your custom code fixed then

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anyway i just finished the silent sea and :L

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now i gotta wait for season 2

worn ember
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have you seen s2 of the witcher?

potent fossil
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i havent even seen s1 of the witcher

worn ember
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well better get watching

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good show

potent fossil
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maybe

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can yall imagine what the internet would be like if this actually took off instead of failing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISmell

ISmell

The iSmell Personal Scent Synthesizer developed by DigiScents Inc. is a small device that can be connected to a computer through a Universal serial bus (USB) port and powered using any ordinary electrical outlet. The appearance of the device is similar to that of a shark’s fin, with many holes lining the “fin” to release the various scents. Usin...

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we'd have people spamming discord with fart smell and the mods doing a synonymous action to chat clear except it'd fix everyone's scent synthesizers

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well that didn't go well

plucky sparrow
potent fossil
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yes

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i think the actual emojis are fucked though

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whatever, dont care

void void
plucky sparrow
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Thankfully it didn’t take off

potent fossil
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just,

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imagine

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lord

plucky sparrow
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imagine buying refills for it

round grove
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btw when will 1.18.1 be ready for prod

crystal lilyBOT
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__There Is No ETA__

Updates to Paper do not have any sort of estimate for when they release, ever. Any and all updates will arrive when they are ready, and the only thing to do is wait for them patiently along with everyone else.

ETA means 'Estimated Time of Arrival'!
potent fossil
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that goes for 'ready for prod when' too

void void
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mods would need a !clearsmell command KEKW

round grove
potent fossil
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but what would that replace the smell with

round grove
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nothing

potent fossil
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each server would have its own clearsmell command tiredcat

void void
void void
potent fossil
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inb4 "i hate breath mints"

starts spamming server with preferred neutral smell

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i just know there are people in alternate universes going through that hell, if multiverse theory ends up checking out

void void
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imagine having to smell cats rugs over the internet

potent fossil
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anyway am sleep now happy almost new years

void void
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goodnight

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insert shitty "see you next year" joke here

plucky sparrow
void void
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Still, you don't have to spam it across three channels

plucky sparrow
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yea

worn ember
plucky sparrow
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you gotta be unbelievably obsessed kekw

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worse than @left swift

worn ember
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cringe

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  • imports are bad mkay
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void void
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Hey, it is possible to use an offline account with multimc? I own a minecraft copy, and i need 2 accounts for development purposes.

twin lagoon
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yes

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it's built into multimc

void void
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hit launch offline

twin lagoon
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in the right sidebar

unknown.png
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you get to choose a user

void void
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ah i see

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thanx

edgy palm
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E

worn ember
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just clone and build forge that gives you a random unverified player when you run it blaze

magic river
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Gave up on cable management, desk is all set up now

vernal moth
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Lol somebody did send a message with the title help and a part of a watchdog threadunp to the paper email

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No further text

red timber
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desperate

void void
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which version were they on?

golden gust
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Yea, I saw that and was just like, sigh

void void
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or was that not visible in the dump

tropic flame
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i was gonna say i bet they asked you to help with the Paper "kernel" too kekw

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but no further text

vernal moth
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What do we reply with cat?

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Can we even reply with google groups?

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Idk how any of that works, lol

void void
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just send them a picture of paper chan

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nothing else

golden gust
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basically you just reply to the email

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ofc, that's direct Dm

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well, email

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might be able to log into the group wherever that was

vernal moth
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Do they get my email then?

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Am on the move anyways

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Might toy with that later

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Trying to catch the last sun beams of this Year right now

golden gust
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yup

vernal moth
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Mfw it feels like spring outside

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People sitting in parks with beer and stuff

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16C

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Guess climate change isn't that bad after all!

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Oh lol they got the bbq out

golden gust
vernal moth
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Last time this year I was sliding over the frozen lakes in the parks here

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Now people sit and have a bbq 🤣

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Bye Bye 2021

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You will not be missed

pastel reef
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What does the asterix mean that is sometimes in front of 20 tps?

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As in *20.0

magic river
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Some ticks were slower and the server had to run fast to catch up

worn ember
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loading the material enum be like

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vernal moth
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I think this is the first time I am really playing with my phone's camera, lol

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The optical zoom is really nice

warm anchor
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@worn ember apex mage beaten Hype

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worn ember
fleet storm
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i wonder what game we're playing

twin lagoon
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@olive marlin cats

rare python
olive marlin
void void
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do you still not have the cats role?

mossy vessel
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I lost my cats role

warm anchor
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could be worse

olive marlin
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I don't have it. Kash doesn't like me Sadge

twin lagoon
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@cosmic raft 😔 where is his role

cosmic raft
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these girls

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are

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insane

warm anchor
olive marlin
cosmic raft
left swift
meager tusk
cosmic raft
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?

meager tusk
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Apparently they just show small parts of the timelapse, but most of the work done is done by construction vehicles and such

twin lagoon
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IDRIZ!

meager tusk
vernal moth
left swift
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I'll comment on it for you

vernal moth
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its from 2014

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it uses tabs

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its cursed

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I should just delete it

worthy geode
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@SuppressWarnings("deprecation") kekw
and because its bukkit the thing that was already deprecated in 2014 still works

foggy silo
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Thanks mini for the nice tool 🥺 version 2.0 when?

unkempt drift
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Imagine not making it extend ItemStack tho…

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Cause nothing can go wrong there 😛

spare venture
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Thanks for the really good item builder. It would be nice if you could add onItemApply, thank you.

jolly schooner
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happy new years eve ❤️

waxen panther
twin lagoon
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@waxen panther

true canyon
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@twin lagoon happeepoheart

twin lagoon
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@true canyon happeepoheart

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@untold meadow BEST kezz

gleaming galleon
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Hello

untold meadow
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@twin lagoon maddyhug

gleaming galleon
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If i change plugin name

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Will it still work fine

worn ember
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Yes

golden gust
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Wat

gleaming galleon
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Will be helpfull to identify version of some plugins

worn ember
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As long as it's just the file name

gleaming galleon
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So i could check easily if its latest or not

gleaming galleon
little frost
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@untold meadow best kezz

untold meadow
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@little frost bestest everest emilia

jolly schooner
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anyone bored enough to sanity check my code using protocolLib?

left swift
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@waxen panther BEST BROCC

spare venture
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protocol lib is pain

left swift
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BEST CHAD

spare venture
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i regret searching “poki” in gifs @left swift

left swift
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yerp

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epic cringe

spare venture
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whoever made those belongs in jail

void void
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what the fuck

left swift
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tenor is a bad place

jolly schooner
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what is a pokli

left swift
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a disease

worn ember
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Simp

spare venture
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nomana doesn’t like that other people are thinking of his girl like that

jolly schooner
worn ember
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Doesn't she have a bf anyway

magic river
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Oh goody Mattermost is cramming kanban boards in their chat now

worn ember
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Who?

magic river
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Open source discord/slack thing

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It's the one that ships with gitlab

twin lagoon
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uh

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since when does gitlab ship with a chat

worn ember
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Lol

twin lagoon
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Mattermost is not part of the single application that GitLab is.
ok it doesn't, good

worn ember
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Cringelab amirite

jolly schooner
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I like gitlab D:

twin lagoon
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gitlab epic

jolly schooner
spare venture
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what makes you use it over github

meager tusk
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Michael epicest

twin lagoon
spare venture
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o

meager tusk
jolly schooner
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Gitlab was the first to put out private code repos without extreme restrictions, which is why I use it over hub

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and the CI/CD

twin lagoon
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and that

worn ember
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Just use Jenkins blaze

meager tusk
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But the design sucks

twin lagoon
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there's not many reasons to use gitlab over github nowadays though

jolly schooner
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please never use jenkins

twin lagoon
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it is a lot cheaper than gitlab now

spare venture
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oh yeah private restrictions on github have been coming off over the years

meager tusk
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Honestly best thing that ever happened to Github was being acquired by microsoft

twin lagoon
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and actions is a thing too

jolly schooner
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Github doesnt have much over gitlab either though, imo

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I want to be AS FAR away from microsoft was humanly possible

meager tusk
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Why?

jolly schooner
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when MS acquired them, i moved off most of my projects

twin lagoon
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my main annoyance with github right now is it's permission system and the organization of repositories

meager tusk
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They seem pretty cool with open source

twin lagoon
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gitlab has a grouping system for repositories, github does not

meager tusk
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Like, they seem to want validation now

jolly schooner
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I'm of the generation that fears and hates Microsoft

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they will never win me back

void void
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insert drop table hosting joke here

meager tusk
jolly schooner
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Though, I guess its fair to say my parent company partners with the company that owns gitlab heh

meager tusk
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Duck uses bing so

jolly schooner
meager tusk
jolly schooner
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i used to use duck

meager tusk
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No thanks

jolly schooner
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okay, im out of season, they did what now? the crypto ones?

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Brave is still way better than Chrome even if they did

twin lagoon
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yeah i'd avoid brave

meager tusk
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It's a little older

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But that's when I started avoiding brave like the plague

golden gust
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.gitlab

limber knotBOT
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[14:05:44] <Z750> brb moving all my repos to DROP TABLE hosting

jolly schooner
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im okay with that, tbh

meager tusk
jolly schooner
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firefox :~(

meager tusk
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Firefox is great

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And also if you're okay with that then you should be ok with the shady practices of Chrome as well lol

worn ember
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Ah yes good old Z

jolly schooner
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I just dont see a massive issue with the affiliate links but its a slippery slope that could lead to bad areas

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its not enough for me to completely stop using it, i guess

meager tusk
golden gust
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No

meager tusk
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Oh is it cause of someone doing drop table in prod?

golden gust
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It's because they literally deleted their production datavase

meager tusk
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And not in a testing environment?

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Ahhh

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LOL

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I remember that

worn ember
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Happened to me too

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Only some records tho

left swift
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BEST DED

spare venture
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why did microsoft lose you

left swift
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BEST IDRIZ 🍦

golden gust
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Years of shitty practices

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Embrace and extinguish, etc

meager tusk
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Thanks for introducing it to me, cat

spare venture
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they were pretty shitty from inception to about 2018ish

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in my eyes

meager tusk
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They were shitty.

jolly schooner
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Look over someone elses code and trying to figure out why the hell it wont compile angers me

meager tusk
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But then VSCode came along.

spare venture
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just curious what made you lose them as if they were good beforehand

golden gust
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Their new CEO is better but there is still a sour taste in people's mouths

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Modern windows being more NSA friendly, etc

jolly schooner
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yeah.. Microsoft KNOWS that its lost the last generation so their focusing on the children... Minecraft acquisition, bing etc

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Agreed on that

meager tusk
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The best CEO is AMD's CEO

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brought it back from the dead

jolly schooner
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I mean

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i gotta say, that woman has business acumen like no other

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AMD ceo is beast

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i got in at $10 lol... it went to $160 ❤️

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Granted, their supply chain is still asses

meager tusk
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You think we can't see that, Kainzo?

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You're gone.

left swift
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cant read though that sucks man

meager tusk
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IRC remembers.

left swift
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rip in peace for you brother but not brother

jolly schooner
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lol

left swift
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ghost ping even worse

jolly schooner
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It'll be okay pats

spare venture
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microsoft stock is like $340 now

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very nice too

jolly schooner
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gg for supertech portfolios

spare venture
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not a bubble at all

jolly schooner
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lol

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The entire stock market is propped up by funny monopoly money

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and it will burst for sure

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Though feels bad to pull out HALF in late 2020 only to see it rise another 40% 😦

spare venture
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you think it’ll burst

jolly schooner
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It always will.

cunning raft
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hey

jolly schooner
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Its overdue for a correction

cunning raft
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stop

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not a convo for here

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thank you

spare venture
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people been saying that since 2011

cunning raft
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ok stop

left swift
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NO COMMUNITY

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archive general!

meager tusk
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Archive general.

cunning raft
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No political discussions

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inb4 "how is this political" Clueless

meager tusk
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Locking the chat because y'all can't behave.

spare venture
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only paper-help!!!

jolly schooner
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all good Jroy, though its economics 😛

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loud and clear ❤️

left swift
limber knotBOT
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just chilling on irc chat watching meltdown on discord

meager tusk
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I haven't seen an IRC user on general for a while

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You're a dying breed

spiral robin
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@cunning raft hello

limber knotBOT
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rip

spare venture
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good thing

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paper 1.0 had more culture

meager tusk
left swift
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general chat now only for pinging people and calling them best

spare venture
left swift
spare venture
meager tusk
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So..

tropic flame
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general chat is only for worshipping paper-chan now

meager tusk
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What are your guys' new years resolutions?

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Mana.

limber knotBOT
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my new years resolution is to not accidentally type 2021 for the year anymore

meager tusk
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Shut up.

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Mana should be stripped of reaction perms.

left swift
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idriz should be stripped of best

meager tusk
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Awh. That means I am best right now.

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Thank you mana.

left swift
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worst idriz

meager tusk
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Barty, stop

worn ember
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No such thing as best in Balkan

meager tusk
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Yes, all of Balkon is the best.

left swift
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bolken

worn ember
true canyon
vagrant grotto
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log4j crypto miners going hard

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twin lagoon
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anyone want nitro

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need to test paypal emails

deep juniper
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Hello! I have been disappeared for months, life has gotten the best of my free time, but I have managed to come here to wish a happy new year for all the PaperMC users! May 2022 be a hopefully better year for everyone (let's hope the virus dies off this time!), with happiness, health, and may I keep seeing you here, helping Minecraft servers get turned up to 11 with Paper!

Peace. ✌️

twin lagoon
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shut up weeb

mossy vessel
left swift
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cringe

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NO COMMUNITY modge

deep juniper
little frost
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???

twin lagoon
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@warm anchor weeb

limber knotBOT
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happy new year paperchan, hope you will have a year filled with paper

magic river
mossy vessel
left swift
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NO COMMUNITY modge

deep juniper
deep juniper
charred sleet
waxen panther
deep juniper
fleet storm
left swift
fleet storm
left swift
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who asked

mossy vessel
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#gifs-and-memes

raven basin
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is 250 mbps decent for aserver

left swift
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terrible

fleet storm
left swift
void void
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as in, confirmation emails

twin lagoon
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but i already just bought the yearly nitro thing to test

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works fine now

cosmic raft
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NO

worn ember
cosmic raft
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NO

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NO

twin lagoon
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what

cosmic raft
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NO

twin lagoon
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who

worn ember
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Lmao

void void
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who is betty white

mossy vessel
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actress

twin lagoon
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literally who is betty white

worn ember
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Ik she was in Benidorm bastards

left swift
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why do u follow TMZ kash

rare python
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So apparently if you add a datapack that disallows negative world heights to a world on 1.18, instead of just chopping off the disallowed sections... Minecraft deletes the entire chunk... why?

fleet storm
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\

left swift
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<@&748618676189528155>

rare python
left swift
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video spam

mossy vessel
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!kick 751648406363176960 Spambot

thorny flickerBOT
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:raised_hands: Kicked Sina#7822 (Spambot) [1 total infraction] -- NotMyFault#3732.

left swift
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BEST NMF

fleet storm
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im not a spambot

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i just like shitposting

worn ember
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Ur still annoying

fleet storm
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why?

mossy vessel
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Then do that somewhere else please

cosmic raft
mossy vessel
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Because this is not a shitposting discord.

fleet storm
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how am i annoying @worn ember

fleet storm
cosmic raft
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first tweet on google search results

left swift
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only TMZ saying this

charred sleet
twin lagoon
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can we kick nmf

cosmic raft
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about to kick noah and ollie

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how do you not know who betty white is

red timber
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the who

charred sleet
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what films she been in

fleet storm
#

have you heard of the coding language called brainfuck

red timber
#

i know who's Anne Veski but miss me with that Betty White stuff

cosmic raft
fleet storm
#

rip

#

but either way

#

does anyone know how to code in brainfuck

red timber
#

yes

fleet storm
#

print hello world in brainfuck

charred sleet
#

SHE WAS IN THE LORAX!!!????

red timber
#

no

charred sleet
#

I LOVE THAT FILM

cosmic raft
#

yes

charred sleet
#

😩😩😭😭😭😢😢

cosmic raft
#

and toy story 4

#

and many tv shows

charred sleet
#

you are correct this is a tragedy

meager tusk
#

:(

cosmic raft
#

like

fleet storm
#

use an online brainfuck compiler to translate this: >+++++++++[<++++++++>-]<.>+++++++[<++++>-]<+.+++++++..+++.>>>++++++++[<++++>-]
<.>>>++++++++++[<+++++++++>-]<---.<<<<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++++++++++.

cosmic raft
#

betty was "rose nylund" on the golden girls

worn ember
#

More like the gray girls

red timber
#

lol

charred sleet
#

.kick Ded

mighty storm
#

Just heard the bad news, day ruined

plucky sparrow
#

what are the bad news

worn ember
#

People die all the time lol

left swift
#

@plucky sparrow BEST DAP 🧱

mighty storm
#

People live all the time but you still see me complain

plucky sparrow
red timber
#

weirdchamp

left swift
#

too political for me

meager tusk
left swift
#

dont talk to me worst idriz

twin lagoon
#

too balkon

red timber
#

idriz what did u do

spare venture
void void
worn ember
#

Right

left swift
#

Right

red timber
#

left

left swift
#

worst mikroskeem

red timber
#

u literally have no mana

#

silence

left swift
worn ember
#

Go get some help

left swift
#

u

wary summit
#

There is active 45.141.156.194 scanning LOG4J

waxen panther
#

Ok

left swift
#

There is active 43.2.555.435 scanning broccolai

cosmic raft
#

there is 1 kashike

warm anchor
plucky sparrow
#

changes nickname now there is 2

warm anchor
#

Kashi will kick all imposter!

little frost
void void
#

Is paper 1.18.1 stable

#

I noticed there is no channel for it anymore

#

but also no announcement?

left swift
#

says on the downloads page

spare venture
#

very unstable

jolly schooner
#

Betty :(

twin lagoon
#

thank you very cool

red timber
#

rekt

twin lagoon
#

just saw it in my slash commands

#

what is @cosmic raft doing 👀

cosmic raft
#

great, another bot that is stupid as fuck

#

!kick @wraith edge be gone

thorny flickerBOT
#

:raised_hands: Kicked EasyPoll#3712 (be gone) [1 total infraction] -- kashike#8590.

unkempt drift
#

lol

coarse lily
#

Haha

mossy vessel
#

/vote michele be gone

twin lagoon
#

!kick @mossy vessel german

mossy vessel
spare venture
#

/pain

spiral robin
#

a

wraith wyvern
#

happy new year!

unknown.png
limber knotBOT
#

Reminder for DiscordBot: how was 2021?

cunning raft
left swift
#

poor duck

#

if only they knew

#

#freeduck

mossy vessel
#

.remind -w 254790994594234370 1y how was 2022

limber knotBOT
#

DiscordBot: Reminder set for 12 months from now.

mossy vessel
#

Let's see if IRC stays for another 12 months Kappa

left swift
limber knotBOT
#

Uptime: 13 days, 1 hours, 6 minutes, 21 seconds
Message Handling: 3ms / 0ms (mean/median)
Messages from IRC: 109659 (4.666%)
Messages from Discord: 2240729 (95.33%)

#

rip <5% irc messages

left swift
#

pog

#

is that % from its uptime?

untold meadow
#

109,659 too many

spare venture
#

what happened to duck

#

free duck 😤

limber trout
#

So is 1.18 stable now?

red timber
#

.try

limber knotBOT
waxen panther
#

hello papermc

twin lagoon
#

hello brocc

spiral robin
#

nah

void void
left swift
#

fucj

spare venture
#

@left swift theyre_right

left swift
plucky sparrow
#

Happy new year paper general ❤️

ashen nacelle
#

RIP Betty White

worn ember
#

Happy new year

frank otter
#

how is 2022

potent fossil
#

Welp, 2021 got her. That either means 2022 is gonna kill us all or it's the start of a new hopefully better age

ashen nacelle
#

still 2021 here

#

for 6 more hours

plucky sparrow
#

Now it is, happy new year!!! ❤️

prime coral
void void
#

Happy new year to those in CET!

left swift
void void
potent fossil
#

I've got a while to go

#

9 hours or so

topaz mortar
#

Happy New Year to all CET+

vernal moth
#

Happy new years fuckers

#

Fuck am drunk

cold bane
#

Happy new year!

void void
#

year++;

#

yay.

full rune
#

happy new year to central europe comrades

spare venture
ashen nacelle
red timber
#

me after 30 shots

#

ptsd

#

hugging porcelain god isn't very poggers

ashen nacelle
#

he will soon be making an oral offering to the porcelain god

left swift
#

oral offering?

red timber
#

puking through the nose

ashen nacelle
#

oof

#

ive done that before

red timber
#

me every time lmfao

ashen nacelle
#

puked spaghetti throguh my nose at 6 years old

short orchid
#

Happy new Year

ashen nacelle
#

heres when you can say see you next year

#

instead of see you tomorrow

spare venture
#

i have woken up like that too many times 😔

left swift
#

who asked barty

#

jk I asked

worn crest
spare venture
true canyon
vernal bone
#

Happy new year! 🎉

topaz mortar
south matrix
#

@devout flame is that a gecko in your avatar

devout flame
warm anchor
#

/

void void
#

/

red timber
#

\

warm anchor
craggy moth
#

happy new year! novapi2LUCKY

south matrix
charred sleet
#

/setYear 2022

#

damm it worked

#

guess rce on windows now smh

magic river
#

NYE UK folks

rancid void
magic river
rancid void
void void
#

uwu while you still can...

magic river
potent fossil
void void
#

how many obtainable items are there in mc 1.18 total

magic river
#

Nothing more permanent than a temporary fix

stray oyster
#

hmm? what’s this

magic river
#

That's probably an LDAP bug?

#

Or something like that

stray oyster
#

_dmarc ……

true canyon
#

Love me some afraid free dns

stray oyster
#

Cloudflare works for this too
They have api like that too

#

just slap it onto a free domain from freenom (assuming they fixed their NS discovery) and you’re ready

potent fossil
#

but i didn't completely comb through it

void void
stray minnow
#

Happy new year

void void
#

you too!

red timber
#

basic minecraft servers live for a month, max for a year, so freenom is fair choice

void void
potent fossil
tropic flame
#

happy new year for the GMT timezone

#

happy new year for the rest i guess since you also exist

hearty spear
#

im just getting ready to start a lan party for new years in a few minutes

tropic flame
#

❤️

hearty spear
#

gunna be 5 hours of minecraft and other games

tropic flame
#

i didn't get to talk to her

#

sad!

potent fossil
#

not as sad as you may think

stray oyster
left swift
#

not sad more cringe

tropic flame
#

nah, paper-chan is uncringe

potent panther
#

can you get a cname on freedns afraid?

spare venture
#

just buy a domain they are like $1-10/yr

potent fossil
#

nah i mean, im with Five, if you really dont want to pay, grab a freenom tld

#

unless noah has a legitimate reason why that's not ok

#

besides the usual gripes

#

it should def work

void void
#

ICANN also suspended their registrar accreditation in 2015 for cybersquatting rival companies

potent fossil
#

well, yeah, that's a usual gripe, but if the purpose is simply to map a name to an ip for a little while then why not

fallen oracle
#

Lots of complaints saying people's domains are redirecting to adult content sites? Weird.

potent fossil
#

i mean, im right in the middle ground here. neither pro or anti freenom, but if you just need to give an ip a friendly name for an mc server or something have at it.

for a business, if you arent buying a domain then that's your own fault

stray oyster
#

but yes I agree

#

Tho; Minecraft stuff shouldn’t be a concern

potent fossil
#

these reviews that i can see are businesses going surprisedpikachu that the domain they got for their BUSINESS got redirected or pulled out from under them

fallen oracle
#

I remember having a domain taken from me from them for it apparently violating copyright.

void void
#

Keep in mind you'll also need to set up a basic landing page since they will suspend domains that don't show any actual content

potent fossil
#

they wildin

floral mesa
#

thankfully namecheap/godaddy provide domains for cheap

stray oyster
#

CF registrar isn’t as cheap for the first year but you wont get screwed over if you try to renew

#

So its also an option to consider

fallen oracle
#

They just don't have all the supported tlds yet

stray oyster
#

They have all the ones I use except .de

potent fossil
#

my registrar of choice is, in this order:

  1. CF
  2. Google
stray oyster
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

#

Google doesn’t have .de either

potent fossil
#

Yea I don't use de anymore. Did once, and I believe I went to GoDaddy for that

stray oyster
#

I have my .de domains on OVH

floral mesa
#

I dont trust CF/google when it comes to handling domains.

stray oyster
#

Reason?

#

CF is scummy with transferring the domain out

#

but that’d be about it

floral mesa
#

CF im fine with when it comes to DNS, but they have a tendency to hold or take domains at will

stray oyster
#

never ever have seen that happen

potent fossil
#

w h a t

#

I have every domain I can on CF registrar and that has never happened to me

#

Do you have a source for that

stray oyster
spare venture
#

i never had an issue with namecheap, i use cf now though

potent fossil
#

"hold or take domains at will"

#

that's pretty hefty

floral mesa
#

yeah, unpopular, but they seized "alt-right" domains and refused to give them up

spare venture
#

good

potent fossil
#

you mean the ones that broke the law

#

and incited violence

floral mesa
#

no idea really

potent fossil
#

and caused suicides

spare venture
#

politics 😡

stray oyster
#

…… they have to comply with government requests like any other registrar

#

and they’re still a private company

floral mesa
#

I dont think it was government requests

#

they just took the domain

spare venture
#

source please

potent fossil
#

anyway ima just leave this here and then go do something else

stray oyster
#

Yes. We would like to see information about that

potent fossil
coarse lily
#

Really any registrar has the ability to do that if they feel it's necessary.

stray oyster
#

^

#

Godaddy is way less chill with that sort of thing than CF from experience

coarse lily
#

CF is a little more well known so they're less likely to do it for shitty reasons like "someone who worked here wanted it" or something.

stray oyster
#

CF support is a nightmare but other than that and missing api documentation I never had issues with them ever

spare venture
#

i’m sure if you don’t do something wrong you’ll be fine

coarse lily
#

I don't really use CF for domains but a lot of their other stuff is great.

floral mesa
#

yeah, cloudflare took certain domains from altright websites, and I thought they took a few more down but I cannot find anything on that.

magic river
#

CF was shield for them for a long time

#

Like, everyone was on them to get rid of alt-right stuff and booters and they refused

#

I think they still host booters but they finally stopped doing the obvious alt-right stuff

#

Ok, "host"

#

They let the real host pretend they aren't hosting that stuff by making it hard to tell

spare venture
#

surprised they even did that

magic river
#

And they protect the booters from each other

spare venture
#

from what i’ve seen hosts and registrars won’t do shit without a LOT of bad press threatening them or a court order

stray oyster
#

CF is also gonna yeet you very fast if you abuse their infrastructure

#

Doesn’t matter which way

magic river
spare venture
#

oh the daily stormer lol

floral mesa
#

yeah, I think they just ended dns service for them

spare venture
#

when you say alt right i didnt think you meant nazi and white supremacist site

floral mesa
#

I think its was google that took their domain

spare venture
#

probably calling for a second holocaust is what did them in

magic river
#

The tipping point for us making this decision was that the team behind Daily Stormer made the claim that we were secretly supporters of their ideology.

spare venture
#

fun fact the founder of that site went to my high school

#

and my university

stray oyster
#

I vaguely remember CF also refusing to work with parlor or whatever that network was called

#

and I honestly can’t blame them

floral mesa
#

that was also amazon

stray oyster
#

Again, private companies, their decision

floral mesa
#

eh

spare venture
#

parlor is alt right reddit right?

floral mesa
#

even that is kind of bullshit

coarse lily
#

We're kinda dancing on a politics line here.

floral mesa
#

not in due to spirit of the first amendment

left swift
floral mesa
#

thats been trampled on so many times

coarse lily
#

And now we've crossed it.

#

No politics, please.

spare venture
#

the first amendment was mentioned kekw

#

yes

stray oyster
spare venture
#

plz

coarse lily
left swift
#

typical barty breaking rules

spare venture
#

bruh

potent panther
#

tacos are tasty and the best food in the world

left swift
#

no politics

spare venture
#

debatable

coarse lily
#

Found Z's alt.

potent panther
spare venture
#

no i didn’t

left swift
#

Z left papermc to go to amogus rehab

potent panther
spare venture
#

i don’t run paper

#

and

coarse lily
left swift
#

to get yelled at for politics

magic river
#

🌮 no 🌯 yes

spare venture
#

i ask questions in paper-dev a lot

potent fossil
#

I don't run paper either because I don't even play Minecraft

coarse lily
#

A burrito is just a rolled up taco!

left swift
#

false

potent fossil
#

Minecraft is for dweebs

spare venture
#

a taco is just a slutty burrito

potent fossil
left swift
#

No community check No poltitics check Archive General check No Fun modge

spare venture
#

you would be a great janitor

magic river
#

A taco is in fact a half finished burrito

left swift
#

no thanks

#

free duck

spare venture
#

fr

left swift
#

he didnt do nuffin

stone scaffold
#

Does anyone have any idea how the paper right click detection works?

south matrix
#

if (click == right) right.click();

#

last i checked :)

spare venture
potent fossil
#

what ever happened to duck

left swift
#

he got perm banned for a meme

#

back in june

potent fossil
left swift
#

No community check No poltitics check Archive General check No Fun modge

potent fossil
#

was it a bad meme

left swift
#

the messages around the ban says it was a foot wiht a piece of cheese on it

potent fossil
spare venture
#

a disgusting image apparently

#

some debate this to this day

left swift
#

free duck he aint do nothin

spare venture
#

he’s alive and well in purpur

#

sent like 2 messages there

left swift
#

purpur about to be papermc refuge

spare venture
#

it was at one point

#

just like how people bitch about being punished in spigot here, people bitch there about being punished in paper there

potent fossil
#

whatever dont care

left swift
#

hi simple

potent fossil
#

hi

spare venture
#

i care about missing duck

left swift
#

my back is slowly degrading

potent fossil
#

well stop that

left swift
#

I need to get into a chiropractor

spare venture
#

have you thought about just being healthy

left swift
#

na thats for like

#

losers or something

#

if u aint dying u aint living

#

i just made that up right now damn

#

im so deep and insightful

potent fossil
#

Should become a poet

#

they actually drew it by hand

still turtle
#

Sheesh

ashen nacelle
#

ok got some random warning

#

nothing in my messages is anywhaere a sexual topic

spare venture
#

dm a mod

ashen nacelle
#

arent you not allowed to dm a mod though. and I dont see anything in this chat for the warning too.

spare venture
#

i think they’d rather you dm and ask than ask here

magic river
#

It's an automated thing

#

Sometimes it thinks your image is porn

ashen nacelle
#

wtf

magic river
#

Have you ever tried to train an AI for porn/not porn?

#

They fail on some hilarious shit

ashen nacelle
#

is it think about the spining toilet meme i posted in response to somone being plastered

magic river
#

Whatever it was about we probably didn't see it

#

Unless it was an actual mod messaging you, in that case you were told off for something

spare venture
#

i think he’s taking about paper mod warning him

ashen nacelle
spare venture
#

took you a while to notice lol

ashen nacelle
#

just out of the bl;ue and non of my messages have been on that type of topic

magic river
#

Were you talking about naomi or something run

ashen nacelle
#

non of my messages about naomi werte anywhere close to that type of topic

potent fossil
#

just dm @upbeat falcon to talk to the mods about it if you feel like it's wrong, no need to come complain about it in here

warm anchor
#

@potent fossil new year soon Hype

potent fossil
#

hope its actually good one

ashen nacelle
#

we will see 2021 took betty white form us

#

loading skyrim on my xbox

potent fossil
#

k

magic river
#

No no, morrowind was on xbox

placid thicket
#

you guys hear the news?

magic river
#

All the time

placid thicket
#

Betty White ded

magic river
#

4 messages up

placid thicket
#

hah lol

#

so much for being fast

magic river
#

Dude I was late when I told my uncle about that like 8 hours ago 😛

placid thicket
#

i found out about this like 15 minutes ago

potent fossil
#

what in gods name, i've never done development requiring natives before and my mind is getting 'sploded

#

i have them in my jar in a libs directory, but java.library.path obviously aint checking there, do i need to extract them myself? ASWOW

#

someone smart plz tell

#

thx

#

Library 'libQtJambi.so.5.15' was not found in 'java.library.path=[/usr/java/packages/lib, /usr/lib64, /lib64, /lib, /usr/lib]'

cryIgnore

#

o ok the answer is yes, i need to extract it to a temp file and System.load it

#

k whatever

magic river
#

Man Firefox is so bad at Twitch 😦

#

30-50% CPU usage in Firefox, 5-10% in Edge

potent fossil
#

f

magic river
#

jeez Michigan is getting stomped by Georgia

#

33-3

potent fossil
spare venture
#

they win 1 game in 10 years and get the cockiest attitude

potent fossil
#

ok im in pain, i got the natives to extract but now java: symbol lookup error: /tmp/nativeutils12199585211058/libQtJambi.so.5.15.2: undefined symbol: _ZdlPvm, version Qt_5

#

what the fuck is going on.jpg

magic river
#

If I add this flag to the project: QMAKE_CXXFLAGS += "-fno-sized-deallocation", eveything works again.

I believe that if you compile your program as c++14 or above, the code will try to do a sized deallocation. Because compiling with -std=c++11 doesn't cause this issue.

potent fossil
#

it's a java project cryIgnore

magic river
#

Sounds like a C++ ABI break kind of thing

#

But your JNI isn't Java

potent fossil
#

amazing

#

i know but i didnt compile the natives is what i mean

#

i got them from maven via gradle

magic river
#

Whoever compiled your Qt, JVM, and/or JNI wrapper used different compiler flags, I guess

potent fossil
#

so this is something wack with my system in particular, like the qt version i've got installed or smth

#

what even is ZdlPvm

void void
#

happy 2022 :D

magic river
potent fossil
#

thonker

#

i mean i got the same

magic river
#

Java2D time?

potent fossil
#

cry WHY

#

java's guis look disgusting

#

i dont want

void tiger
#

i need help

potent fossil
#

ok

#

good news

#

we have help channels

#

choose one

void tiger
#

bruh

potent fossil
#

i guess ill use javafx

#

i cry though

magic river
#

Unless you were using QML you'll probably have a better time with JavaFX anyway

foggy veldt
#

My discord loaded message from cat yesterday that said why don’t we go work for sponge and then I read announcement in sponge they’re dropping 1.17 to focus on 1.18 😔

#

I hope they get more contribs I feel like after rewrite they constantly have to play catch up with mc versions while being understaffed

magic river
#

Sponge to some extent suffers from Second System Syndrome, they tried to make the perfect API and that took a long time and resulted in something that is fairly complicated to update

#

They've iterated a few times since to something simpler but it's probably still a bit overengineered and doesn't have enough people working on it to keep up with it

potent fossil