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I only have new Ciri pics I got in short work break.
Wait, when did city leave
idk 3 weeks ago
waterfall vs velocity
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would you use velocity or waterfall?
For a new project, Velocity 100%
velocity is built from the ground up to be better
ideally tilt towards it
ofc, the ecosystem is still kinda new, so, maybe it's not exactly achievable yet, but, it's where I'd be leaning
the global supply chain is very delicate, can’t interrupt it at all as we clearly now know
i for one have noticed stuff still getting worse so /shrug
its a downward spiral
you order stuff and 6 months go by and you still don’t have it and you wonder if you’ll ever get it
i havnt bought anything online in the past 2 years
do you just not buy anything
meanwhile amazon same day delivery be like 🚪 👈 👨
but yes, I really wish the steam deck would've shipped by now ;_;
better start making the chips for it then
oh you got the screw?
ye
ayyy
just finished copying my linux system over
windows is currently fucked cause i need to fix its bootloader
but ill worry about that in a little bit
nice
the only reason to buy an nvme drive is the compactness / no cable fuckery
f a s t
did i ask
yes
actually my download speed aint bottlenecked by disk write anymore
https://owo.whats-th.is/8j2UXZS.png
where do you live that has such internet
a place
oh, now realizing that question was unintentionally invasive, I just meant what country 😄
hmm @brave radish
i don't mind i was just fucking with you lol
sigh the Hangar Discord logo is back on my screen
I can max up steam sleep @brave radish
old screeny
NVMe actually solved the last bottleneck from using faber
bad
big oof
my upload is almost always 9.x so it's not always as bad
my parents internet is atrocious
i wish there was better stuff over here

they pay for good speeds but their router is fucked or something idk
just call ISP
claim router is broke
(disconnect it and go through the troubleshoot)
no its their router
idk what they did I bought them a new router the last time I was here and set up their network and it was running great
their as in my parents
I see
they pay for 200mbps, i can get anywhere from 10-200 mbps randomly
my dad still thinks it's because "too many devices on the network" despite it being like a $120 solid asus router
i gave up on figuring it out for them since im here like 10 days a year
lul
Yea internet is just like that here
how about the modem
😂
isp's or
We pay for gigabit, and sometimes get 0.xx download.
new wiring in house?
I mean, it's WOW here.
Which ISP?
i had it working so well then they did something because the wifi network name is different, password is different, and my dad said he messed with it
what the hell is a ziggo
i've never had issues with them until i moved to giganet
and now my internet dies every week or so for a day
The area around us recently got bought out by some Canadian company, so 🥺 .
yep!
it just cuts off for 30 seconds every hour 
still waiting for gigabit in my area 😔
idk WOW has always been good for me, theyre using spectrum now which is fine here too
ISPs in columbus are generally great
you fucking bet i will move to fiber as soon as it's available here
they've started laying it in my old neighbourhood
Lmao I have totally opposite experience here.
i want my 10 gigabit
We've have so many WOW guys over, only to blame it towards us, despite THEM having setup most of it.
there's ATT, Spectrum, WOW, Verizon so there's actual competition
theres no competition in my area, just comcast
Well, WOW recently sold a bunch of their area.
thankfully they actually provide good speed
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last I checked gigabit here is like $55/mo
So I guess we are being "converted" to this new isp anayways.
comcast offers gigabit for us but the infrastructure isn't built, so when i asked about it to get faster upload they were like "it'll be $3000"
i pay $85/mo for 400mbps in seattle with a 1.2tb datacap
and i was like "lol fuck off"
starting in 2022 yeah, they've already sent out notices here in illinois
Ahh in 2022, yea I never heard of any date.
oh my god i just went to the local ip to check the router settings and it sent me to the spectrum router page... what the fawk
middlemanned by your own isp 😔
theres no way, my dad probably let them install their own router
lul
im gonna ask him for the $120 router to take for myself
And then I get fun issues like this, blaming my isp because it does random stuff like this all the time (and I hope it's my isp 🥺).
Just sometimes decides not to resolve stuff, javadoc tasks usually take the longest for me because of this lmfao.
i just watched dont look up and wow that movie is about what i expected
-x javadoc 
thank you lmfao. I'm not a big gradle wizz
Old projects I worked on insisted on sticking with intellij artifacts.
help, I need paper version 1.16.5
legacy
thank you
was lockette discontinued?
Afaik yea
any alternative?
Lwc extended was the go-to these days iirc
thanks
Every fuckin time I go to get my Adderall prescription I get dogged like I'm a drug addict and they get annoyed that I use a prescription discount card and not insurance to save $5
That's $60 a year in savings bet your ass

Gotta love it 
Man actually told me "good luck" this time as if I don't take this medicine every day to be a functional human being
Hope ya do well on the test bud
I want Adderall :/
Do you have adhd
Not really, am a human disaster either way
He's like
But Adderall still has an effect on me ^^
As close to dutchy as you can get
:rieSigh:
ADHD med stigma will live forever it seems

Well I'll be back I gotta drive
Really gotta change my GP soon but I liked my old doc but it's likez your walk now so bleh
01:23 am, after waking up at like 2, I should do slep
It'll continue for as long as people abuse stimulants unfortunately
Reminder for DiscordBot: pokiban over
As far as I can see he kept to the ban, he just used other camgirls instead
Went from somewhat sexualized streamer emotes to literal camgirl emotes
@left swift was challenged to stop using poki emotes for 24 hours
Oh
nice
He switched to Mia Khalifa emotes instead
Is poki sexualized?
Is it rie?
I don't watch much twitch, but poki always seems on the saner side of the spectrum to me, just a girl who likes to game, not like those streamers who just wiggle their boobs around
@plucky sparrow 
Yeah but then all of her emotes are her dancing around and crap
So definitely on that line
i mean all twitch streamers sell their image
All personalities do
Eh, there are people like DansGaming who have all of their emotes as them doing something and they're doing the same thing
I meant literally your image
Not your "image" as in the brand, your personality, etc
i dont think pokimane has like a onlyfans thing
also emiru isnt a camgirl
and i just got the one emote 
I only saw the Mia Khalifa one
Anyway, you did it, I guess the challenge was too easy 😛
what do I win

lick my feet

F
Oh NVM it gave up
Oh nice it erased my bcd
The bcd was the disk error

Ok
just put an index on the timestamp column
then its fast
thats why they exist
?
any cool plugins recommendations for a survival server?
yea
vanilla-ish for friends
try the syscraft server @void void, this is more devs and stuff. more server owners over there
How’s it going simple
I see thanks
Is the nvme not working :p
then you put an index on the timestamp column and select * from table where time = blablabla
no...you let the db do the work
ok change the where class to join > blablabla and leave < blablabla
clause*
the index still does the heavy lifting
thats fine
actually that sounds like bad table design
i mean you should just use one row per session
and just update the row when they leave
not reinsert it
nah it works fine just trying to fix windows bootloader
it got murdered in the disk copying process
you do one query for the join, then do another for the leave, then combine then into a set (distinct entries)
and that's your result
but, really, the db schema should be fixed
that's the proper answer
after
joins:
select * from table where join >= timestamp
leaves:
select * from table where leave <= timestamp
you now have two resultsets, combine them into one set and you will have distinct entries
well really, you want the union of the sets
(which is what i just said, but with set theory vocabulary)
actually doesnt sql have union
hold on
yea
you can do this entirely in sql
one second
select * from table where join >= timestamp union select * from table where leave <= timestamp
that will do what you want
but you can easily reduce that to just one efficient query by using an index (you will want an index regardless) and a better schema
dont forget the index tho, because searching timestamp data without one is like asking for death
definitely will increase depending on the amount of entries in there but its the only way to keep it speedy
otherwise itll have to do two full table scans every time you look that up
which will just get worse and worse as data is added
its a hit you need to take
yes
create index timestamp_index on table_name ((column_name) ASC) should be
🥺
I bought a family pack of Tim Tam's for myself

change ASC to DESC if you want, that's the default sort ordering of the timestamps
DESC going from latest time to earliest, ASC going from earliest to latest
no cause you can change the sort order in your query
also gg whoever just tried to send their invite
wat
k
ppl can log in at the same time
pkeys need to be unique
among other things
That's fine. Even if two people login at exactly the same time they'll still be different
how does the xp seed work in paper?
hi simple
hi mana
and i guess am gonna reinstall windows? lmao
the bootloader for it is fucked and i've been trying to fix it but it is very unhappy
currently alternating between two different boot errors that are very cryptic
remember when Google used blobs as their emojis?
still mad they put them away
blobs give 10 - 0 to any other emoji sets
bruh this person reacting with vomiting, bro i said what I said
blobs are life
If they were better drawn I would agree
Question: Am I allowed to re-ask a question that was ignored, like once a day? Or like, every few days?
Or never again D:
yeah feel free to ask again, just #paper-help for help using paper and #paper-dev for plugin development questions
once and never again, you have to pray someone asks the same question and gets help /s
I knew it :(
Thank you!
I always think of the candy dots
When they had those
They were pretty fun
nvm i fixed it by obliterating the copy and copying C:\Windows from the old drive 
nvm again it's bootlooping
fuckin windows
I need to change old data into new config, Any good tools?!
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Fellas, I brought an acoustic guitar home and my dog is absolutely terrified of it
How do I fix this
bye bye dog
put peanut butter in it
omg!!!! PSA guys, I just got the vaccine and I can't believe what happened.
Are you magnetic now?
Oh god you're an abomination of apartment threading models
Is buycraft still the store manager most servers use?
Tebex now, but probably
I remember of hearing about one that was its primary competitor, wonder if its still around heh
isn't buycraft a part of tebexc
buycraft is the old name for tebex, they're the same thing
tebex and craftingstore are the two stores I see used mostly
am closed source but will become open source with some beers and $30
cant wait to commit a mess in your repository
Did the guy who got the unique 1millionth user sell his account ever?
like emails
not that i know of and itd probably be pretty obvious
mojang doesnt really endorse selling accounts
what was the 1 mil?
One of a kind
theres a bunch of one of a kind capes though
namemc also has a directory https://namemc.com/capes
I thought that was the only “public” one tho
public as in rando got it, yeah i guess
but same could be said for some of the other given away capes
like turtle dude's
holy crap, there was a minecon 2016?
wait a tick, you get a cape for migrating now?
ya
now I want to be capeless
its just the red one everyone has
generic normie cape
shoutout to the guy who has the japanese translator cape
it looks the same as the other ones but it's special, ok
wait also how do 2 people have the turtle cape now lol
oh mojang employee added it to their own account
I actually haven't seen the spade cape before, didn't know it existed
So is Bedrock and Java edition playable via the same server?
im confused why they have two PC editions
i feel old
not natively, nope
hmm
proxies exist such as Geyser which makes it possible
interesting... Geyser is similar to Paper or Bungee?
more like bungee
hmm
not an actual server software, just a translation proxy
you can install it as a plugin on a server, or use it standalone as a proxy, or install it on a proxy (bungee / velocity)
nifty... thanks for that
That makes it way easier than setting up a Bedrock server
do those even exist? heh
Hmm, so why would you use the plugin version if you have velocity or bungee? I guess there's no much benefit then
.... whats floodgate lol
there's some features which work better if you install it as a plugin, because it has direct access to the server which can be important
floodgate is how you manage authentication for java and bedrock accounts
while keeping your server in online mode
nope it's separate, but it's an official addon
no problem, poor kainzo is thrown into a new world of minecraft compared to ye olden days
I mean... yeah haha
A lot has changed since I left
I went corporate to sort my life out haha
infinite reign at 30, had no mentor, was rough
feels better now
it's 2021 and I still use herochat on my server, so you still live on to me
swapping servers on waterfall... I get too many packets on the server and get booted with the "could not connect waiofejaw"
[06:43:39 INFO]: Kainzo joined the game
[06:43:39 INFO]: Kainzo[/x] logged in with entity id 1677 at ([Jrr]-107.678013289594, 4.0, 720.4831848260554)
[06:43:40 INFO]: Kainzo lost connection: You are sending too many packets!
[06:43:40 INFO]: Kainzo left the game
@serene bolt I want to modernize Herochat
Like.... hex color support, actual TABS in game for different chats, etc
Just haven thad the time to put into it, or find someone that had the motivation to fix it
yeah there's a lot of room for improvement with all the modern chat features
should start by going open source :P
inb4 it's built with ant and nobody can figure out how to compile it anyway
oh god
Haha
we have gradle on everything else
lemme check
Its been so long I dont even know what branch is master now adays... we redid the API and broke EVERYTHING 5 years ago
and so we were maintaining two branches and it was stupid
hey look - https://i.imgur.com/Rxd9pTQ.png
SKITTLES - but why is that the name
oh god... Legacy is the master branch, haha
herochat oh wow
if only my coding skills werent subpar
I used to <3 Herochat
I'm a creative director, not a coder haha
still one of the best chat plugins because it doesn't break every MC update, unlike multiple other chat plugins
Yeah.... the ONE time it broke (BECAUSE OF BUKKIT) we got DDOS'd for 3 months straight
I stopped using it a few years ago because it was broken or didn't support some stuff.
I just don't remember what.
It's been a while.
definitely does not support modern chat features, but what it does have works for me anyways
Maybe its time to open source it, freemium model like Citizens and let the community touch it
Herochat has like 500k downloads i think
total
To be honest if it doesn't support modern chat stuff I'm not sure a paid plugin makes sense.
There are a lot of other options out there.
Couldn't be bothered to read past the first item in the features list, eh
I'm not logged into spigot.
Don't worry, Kainzo, I'm in the middle of updating a codebase started in 2011 to use modern chat features too! 😄
So the "you have to log in to see plugins" stuff - I just don't read them.
all premium plugins require that you login to even view the page, which is pretty silly
Yeah.
When I see the "you gotta login" bit I just close the window.
Herochat went paid like .... 4 or 6 years ago
No offense Pure but I ain't logging into spigot :)
Holy crap windows is temperamental
I've been doing this for hours I'm just gonna reinstall it at this point
I cry
yes, Herochat supports cross-server proxy chat etc
Is there a Mod that makes Entities load in slowly?
A fabric mod or something? Not sure.
My Intel Duo can't handle rendering 100 Villagers at once.
where did you get that recording from?
I can actually keep a stable 35 fps with 9 Chunks Render Distance thanks to Sodium, sometimes even goes up to 50 fps in Deserts.
They probably made it ;)
no they didnt just curious how they're related to the person who did
Oh.
Okay so I dug into Herochat source.....
Legacy, which is non-API breaking is Herochat 6.0 ... has been updated a lot in the last few years...
Master, is API breaking which is Herochat 5.7 (Non-pro), breaks API, has a few nifty sound alert features....
Not sure I like the idea of breaking API this late in the game, which is why I reverted and went back to Legacy heh
What a cluster.
Yeah... so 5.7 was API breaking
We had a crew of 10-15 devs adn someone wanted to go to the correct namespace
but plugins that werent maintained would break for an ODC "fix"
I hate breaking API for ODC
ODC?
ocd, lol
Oh
its 2am
Haha
Trying to figure out why my pipeline in gitlab isnt building Herochat 6.0 ... but its building 5.7
Its not even attempting to build 6.0 sigh
Anyone familiar with pipelines in gitlab?
I kind of am
hmm well its running on Master but not Legacy branch...
err
"only is commented out...but maybe its not taking it
Legacy is 60-70 commits behind, but i dont know why that would matter for the build/pipeline
oh wow..
it was because gitlab-ci.yml was gitlab.ci.yml
time for sleep!
okay.. sleep for real... but now im stuck at gitlab pipelines not building due to test failing... (one branch but not the other lol)
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Sometimes you just have to wait, unfortunately. It's quiet right now but check back later/tomorrow?
Can anyone recommend a LifeSteal SMP with 25 - 80 players and is 24/7 and not super laggy?
Please ping me when replying, and thanks in advance!
@buoyant pagoda you will have better luck asking in syscraft or some other minecraft community that focuses more on server advertisement, paper is a development and support server and you probably won't get much help finding that here. not that we dont want to help but because we don't know. try syscraft, but im not totally sure about that either. see #community-guilds
Larry don't kill plz I'm unarmed
I just got exploded by a creeper
Try r/joinaserver on Reddit - syscraft is pretty strict on not allowing people to ad their own servers! :D @buoyant pagoda
o good 2 know
Not a worry for you Mr. Simple, you're safe from my wrath
love u
Love u 2 ofc always
me
I have been using them for several months
to test, build and deploy my applications
Finally saw the @Netflix film “Don’t Look Up,” a fictional tale of a Nation distracted by pop-culture and divided on whether to heed dire warnings of scientists.
Everything I know about news-cycles, talk shows, social media, & politics tells me the film was instead a documentary
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Yas Neil
ok
In other news, did you know that you can only kiss yourself on the lips in the mirror? - Neil
hello Idriz
👋

Why is he obsessed
looks at the name
er
Year/Month/Day makes sense because it narrows down from large time unit to small.
Day/Month/Year makes sense because it broadens out from small time unit to large.
The US convention, Month/Day/Year, makes no sense at all, is indefensible, and should be abandoned.
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I thought the whole point of Don't Look Up was that we ignore what scientists are saying about climate change and are distracted with useless bullshit
I haven't watched the movie, but whatever the message may be, people will just scream "so true!!!" for about a week before being distracted by the next thing.
This movie might line pockets, but it won't change public perception about anything one bit.
Yeah I just mean NdT is trying to sound like he is giving some hot take on my the movie but that's literally the point of the movie
dopamine culture be here and here to stay
I only liked him in the Cosmos series because he's a good narrator. Other than that, he's just a boastful prick who tries to one-up people.
Not sure why.
You can also do it on water or clear ice.
Please do it in Siberia.
On thin ice.
Nothing will happen.
If Siberia has any thin ice we're in bigger trouble than I thought
Stock photo says it's possible.

You deserve it.
I want snow :(
I'ma be able to tell my kids that back in the day we used to have real snow
Gonna be able to tell my kids that back in the day I survived a pandemic.
And they're gonna be like.
"Dad, which one?"
"Covid."
"That's still going on."
I hope that. But at the current state you cannot say that. 🙂
Read the next messages.
At this point we're a couple more rounds of mutation away from either zombies or vaccinated people just getting a cold (we're almost there already) so we just add it to kids vaccine regiments and forget about it
It never ceases to amaze me how intelligent Paper's denizens are.
We're never getting rid of it
I pick up a new PhD every year or so, just to keep things interesting
I got one just yesterday, bro.
Cost me a whole fifteen euros.
Ouch.
Now I have a PHD in Computer Science, Astrophysics, and doing your mother.
Proxi was telling me earlier about a degree program in sweden and how it costs 11k euro and i was like
"um"
"i pay more than that just to live on campus, before tuition."
that was the ENTIRE PROGRAM
😭
I'm applying to US colleges.
Only attending if I get a scholarship, though.
Your prices are nuts 🐒
yes
I was legitimately told by one of my advisors that going into 100k of debt is ok because my degree will pay it off in less than 10 years.
And i was like "um"
"ok"
It's a little weird, why does your country not just do it like Germany does?
because america
They've got amazing universities and they cost like 200 euros per semester or something, and that's just administrative fees
Dorms used to be brick shit boxes, now they're hotel rooms
I would love to go to Germany but I suck at German lol
And the middle management took over and sucked up all the money
basically they're run as businesses, not as public benefits
so, that's why
you're paying for a commodity
Sounds backwards

DED was about to call JRoy on us
theres a parasite that causes zombie behavior in ants
Yes I've seen The Last of Us as well 😛
its a fungus i think ded
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(actually read about that in some "101 crazy facts" book as a kid)
it makes the ant leave the hive or whatever and go sit on a branch and then just wait to die while the fungus eats it
fungi are actually really cool albeit terrifying, they got that whole mycelial network thing goin on, basically sentient
63 thousand dollars for a year?
There is one that controls the ant to make it an easy target for a bird since infecting that is the real goal
🐵
are you sure that's not for a semester
(so double that)

oh yeah nah
31,000 per semester so yep
its pretty sickening
yessir
get this though
that's a "public" university 
go look at a private university tuition
dartmouth
check that one
oh that one is actually pretty close to uc boulder
Sorry, public?
The government is making you pay that much for a public university?
nature truly is terrifying
Rabies scares me because of how you actually turn into an uncontrollable zombie
You try to infect other people

A year?
Semester
That's still quite absurd
And the reason it costs that much is because if you live in Colorado you won't need to live on campus, probably
these prices are typically including housing and food (which ofc is necessary) but if you're lucky enough to live close to it with parents or smth you can save a few thousand, and if your parents feed you you can save a few thousand more
but, still
In 1972 it was $440 a semester, inflation calculator says that should be $2,925 now
That sounds more reasonable
440 a semester that's actually quite cheap
well, keep in mind that was 1972 and per inflation that's 2925 in today's dollars
so it'd be equivalent to 2925 then
(aka 440 in 1972 had the buying power than 2925 does in 2021)
$3k a semester is firmly in the realm of part time jobs being able to take care of it or parents being able to handle it
Yep
But 13 thousand is excessive
yeah exactly, which is why it's so annoying that facebook boomers are like "i put myself through school with a part time job and honest hard work why cant they lazy fucking kids do that?!?!!?!"
and we're looking at them like
"um"
School costs more than those boomers make a year now 😛
yeah but they're too stupid to absorb that
anyway ima watch some netflix then sleep
Not more than they made a year back then, more than they make today
yup
For international students the only real options are applying to the top universities in the US
I can't imagine what it's like for domestic students
Amusingly it's cheaper for poor people to go to Harvard than their local state school
I can always fall back on my country, but Americans 
yea i applied to 8 unis in california and we'll find out if i got into any in a few months, but regardless of which it is im looking at some hefty debt in any case, so, it is what it is.
thankfully i've only got 2 years of it though instead of 4 since i completed half of my degree at a community college
which is sick in its own right that that's necessary, just to afford an education
but 
Like, the big ivy league schools have so much money banked they can afford to scale tuition to your income level
anyway netflix, then sleep, for realizies, bai
Or to your parents rather
The universities in Kosovo aren't great, but they're all free
Like, there's no fees at all
iirc if you make less than $50k/year Harvard just lets you in for free
Assuming you get accepted, of course 😛
In fact there was quite the protests because they had a 200 euro administrative fee
Which is nigh impossible 
I'm so excited I couldn't sleep anymore, desk comes today
will it be done soon?
I went to bed kind of early (midnight) so I could sleep until closer to getting here
cause it has been a whole month
Then I ended up waking up at the same time I went to bed the day before
My desk hasn't been a whole month, I don't even have it yet 😛
It'll be done today though
Well, maybe tomorrow, I might get lazy
really!
Well, yeah, it's just a desk
@potent fossil hows nvme
oh
Not too much work to put together
i thought you were talking about paper 1.18 XD
If you're making a new map 1.18 is fine, just missing some features
im not
If you're updating an old map it's probably fine but take lots of backups, it still breaks on some things
If you used a datapack in 1.17 you're just going to live there forever, you can't upgrade those
Like, the people who used terralith or the experimental caves and cliffs datapack just don't get to upgrade
last time it took around 2 weeks
They need new maps or to get used to 1.17
why is it taking so long to make
For probably 90%+ of servers it was ready to use the day 1.18 came out
That just wasn't known then
its been double the time for the 1.17 and its still not done
Fuck you pay me?
wat
You're not paying anyone for this stuff
So it takes however long they want it to take
76k servers are on Paper 1.18 already
Just tell them to upgrade 😛
There are more 1.18 servers than 1.17 servers
Have been since ~3 weeks ago
theres like 3 times as many 1.18 servers than 1.17 servers on paper, lol
well not quite
but 55% of all paper servers use 1.18
"Your branch is behind 'origin/master' by 248 commits, and can be fast-forwarded."
lol
I havent touched paper in a while
Sounds like since 1.18 came out
That's what I just said 😛
wow asus put the mosfets on backwards on one of their mobos, had to do a recall because they were catching fire
close enough
Guys
wtf
Why isn't it
That during a fucking holiday
y'all arent racing around for blockgame?!
Children get 2 weeks off from school and are sitting around bored waiting for 1.18, that clearly means you should be working on it even harder
Oh hey it actually happened, macOS finally got a sane OpenGL stack
Well, "sane", it's Zink Gallium3D on Vulkan on MoltenVK on Metal
It supports compatibility contexts and more modern OpenGL features though! 😄
...at least the ones that can be plumbed through that mess of layers
hey, is this still up-to-date?
@tribal rivet
Community contributed configuration guide for Paper: https://eternity.community/index.php/paper-optimization/
lol
They think Mojang's naming is worse than view-distance not controlling the view and no-tick-view-distance being a thing so...

- rude
- I don't even have that channel, muted it ages ago
wow I forgot how much of a shitshow emulation on Windows is
Or at least how awful retroarch is
I have massive input latency, it sometimes moves a dozen times when I move once in a menu, it makes my monitor change modes a dozen times, and it crashes a lot
Makes the Windows 11 Auto HDR stuff lose its mind too, I have to turn HDR off and back on or I'm stuck at the lowest brightness my monitor can do
someone know how to do an stress test for an server? (because last time in 10 member is crushed)
I prefer eternity's solution
make a controversial 4chan post, and then reply using a different ip saying you found op's minecraft server

For real though, I haven't seen a synthetic stress test for a server that seemed any good
Like, I made one years ago that basically just stressed entity and block ticking, made dummy players that floated in random spots and couldn't be moved or hurt
I think there is one that tests chunk loading
big brain time, or claim you have the oldest anarchy server in existance
and make a yt video about it
yes
Any plugin and feature suggestions for a SMP server ? Everyone just likes to rush to a fully enchanted netherite set and then quit the server
Preferably free plugins, or ones that are opensource, so i can atleast build them myself.
ban netherite
theres a fun paintball plugin I use
lemme see if I can find the link
i love how the sponge docs have pirate english
slim shady?
fat legit is his alter ego
Wondering if anyone knows a plugin for this or how to do this: I have an area of my spawn sectioned off for a pvp area that has been built. When they walk into the area pvp is turned on. Preferably their inventory would be replaced with a standart pvp inventory, if not they can use their own items. When they die in this area they don't lose anything.
world guard?
you might find Purpur features useful
Thats what i was thinking maybe. Not sure about replacing the inventory tho which is ok. And i guess turn on keep inventory
never thought i'd have to write this 
Ok we're in the time window for my desk delivery, time to see if I get lucky or not
Sometimes Fedex shows up around 11 (hour from now), other times it's more like 16 (hour after the delivery window)
Pretty much always one of those two
What is like a good average speed of chunky in 1.18?
depends on your hardware
have seen 80 - 100cps on high end hardware
would consider 60 - 70 cps good
I see, than I have to check my setup with 40 cps
what cpu do you have
Not an optimal one for Minecraft AMD Epyc 7702 but still should do better
that should not do better
an epyc is not so epic for minecraft
I know
has anyone ever seen a pc stay alive or power button lit for like a good half minute after pulling the cable out
I think I fixed it but how common is it just wondering
Alive as in booted?
that's normal
led on
the battery was out, I was trying to fix the cmos
I'm guessing it had some chunky capacitors running something
yeah is caused by sun bursts hitting the earth atmosphere and generating negative loaded particle beams hitting your computer turning the led on. Or some capacitor just having some left over load keeping the led on – choose your story 😄
OK that makes sense ty
When I plug out my laptop charge it holds the light for a solid minute
Anyone by the way has a Fold 3, I ordered one but still don't feel like I could trust that display
That's the LED working as a resistive load to draw down the capacitors
Charger must have some big caps
power supplies have beefy capacitors
That reminds me, I have this USB-C dock that plugs in to my power brick and then in to my laptop to charge it, found out it works the other way too
ever saw the caps in a solar inverter?
chargers generally have discharge resistors to deal with that, but, depending on the size of the caps it can take a good moment, you don't want it shitting out power to try to drain the caps while it's running
am scared of those
If the power brick gets unplugged or loses power the dock will suck the life out of the laptop
ooo
I just wanna poke them with a screwdriver
Ohh lets play a "touch the capacitor" game with it
sounds fun!
Think it'd weld the screwdriver in place before they discharged?
my dad causally does maintenance on that
traumatised from electrolytic caps from when I popped one when I was like 7
lick them like a 9v battery
"its fine if you don't touch the caps"
It's all fun and games until you find yourself across the room
I noticed people in europe seem a lot more willing to do their own electrical work still
my dad is an electrician
Hell the stuff in the UK at least seems to have been designed to make that super easy to do
kinda
Like, they didn't go for the most efficient design, they went for the safest and easiest to work on
he also installed the charger for his leaf himself, but had to get some actual electrician to sign off on it
Well, te UKs like somewhere been ultra safety and hands off
Like, I could install my own charger without any issues afaik
idk what his actual title is, he builds the electrical enclosures for machines which apply hot glue to stuff
UK has funny power plugs and is driving on the wrong side of the road, that's what I say
hes not certified to do that kinda shit
I suppose I'm skewed by only seeing the stuff people thought was worth making a youtube video about but European makers seem okay messing with their house wiring a lot
oh we wired everything ourselfs at home
UK power plugs are literally the best designed power plugs out there
They really are
I think only reason we needed to get somebody to sign up on the charge is because gov paid for the charger
Talking to a euro guy what disagrees 😄
and, they hae this really awesome feature, where if you drop one to the floor, there is a high chance that you'll end up with the plug blade side up
You can't even argue, the UK plug wins on basically ever metric except size
waiting for the tom scott video to appear
EU plugs are weird and you can put them in backwards
the US/CA/JP plugs are the most stupid ones ever
Like, EU plugs are the size of UK plugs but don't have any of the features
eu plugs can be much smaller
with the UK ones I would be concerned if they are as stable
- every compliant plug is fused
- enforced polarisation
- enforced earth pin, even if double insulated (can be a plastic bin for double insulated)
- earth shutters which have only just started to make it more around
if you put in an EU plug, its not comming out unless you want to
"as stable"
Ok, yeah, UK are bigger but compared to US plugs they're both massive 😛
they're brilliant until you step on them they're so painful in the night
The cable is towards the bottom, so, the wire is pulling out far before it's ripping out of the wall unless you're specifically tryna do that
You can replace the plug on basically everything too
and, good news, the live is the shortest cable, next to neutral and earth last! So, even in worse case scanerio, woo!
the full sized ones yes but you also have small ones
another thing I like about the UK plugs is that the fuse is quite often very easy to get out of the plug itself and to replace
The fuse and the earth pin are the main things I like about the UK plug
there is an EU plug with an earth pin in the socket
the smaller UI plugs afaik are marginally slimmer than the UK ones but aren't fused, etc
yea, but not required
You can't have random shit in your house start drawing 15 amps due to a short and start a cheap cord on fire
The fuse is rated for what the device and cord can actually handle
EU plugs have two versions yes with and without earth pin, what is highly regulated, while all installations must have an earth line
exposed earth is kinda shitty, tbqh
not in france either
iirc the thing at the top and bottom of a normal eu socket is ground too though
yes
so it's not that bad
I don't like it
Like, at least it's not neutral, but, ew
EU outlet looks weird
so thats what that hole is for, I always wondered, never seen the socket with the pin anywhere

Well, yea, it's stupid
Is there literally nothing to prevent an earthed plug being shoved into an unearhed socket?
are there even unearthed sockets?
Also every new installation in EU must have a "fault current" switch turning of as soon something leaking
Oh yeah, fun fact, on at least the old school MagSafe design only some setups were grounded and they weren't the most common ones
so is really not so bad
So if you ever felt like your MacBook Pro had an electrical current running through the chassis you were probably right
that means that every existing insulation doesn't have a GFC
and here I was thinking I was crazy
yo. YOOOOOOOO
I know that some old swiss sockets have no earth connection, but never seen that outside of switzerland
as in, 2013 mbps?
The key is to use the extension cord
pretty sure its mandatory for everything in germany
for new installs
The plug that goes right on to the power brick is a 2 prong, no ground
All 3 (new) TombRaider games freeon Epic
The power brick has the ability to be grounded though and the extension cord is three prong and connects to that ground
it's very rare that they require that you rip out your entire wiring and shit to update to the new regs for an existing install
iirc we still only require GFCI in certain setups in the US (at least in Iowa)
there are places in the US which still have knob and tube wiring
its been required since 1984 cat
But I think last time I tried to parse the rules for it basically every outlet in my house should be GFCI
and if you renovate you gotta enforce new norms
often only if you touch that shit
Like, I think at least one outlet on each wall is supposed to be GFCI?
But we never have more than one on a wall
if you renovate a room (touching the sustance) you gotta make sure your wiring is still up to current standards
To bring this place up to code you'd have to rip it down to the frame and start over
and yes, in germany any outlet has to be GFCI
The wiring is a mix of old knob and tube shit and really bad patch jobs
The plumbing is a mess too and I doubt is anything close to code
House was built in 1921 iirc (which coincidentally is also our house number)
Yea
used in many placs
pretty sure, at least the indistrial standards, etc
DIN rails, etc
Gross, apparently even in the UK Apple didn't use a grounded plug for their power brick
Even though it's a 3 prong plug they just used plastic there
Yea
The power brick has a fucking ground though
They basically just use a bastardised figure 8 plug
I always thought DIN was EU cause it was so widely adapted
Oh, wait, yea, so, theres the figure 8 and then theres that weird ass thing there
I think a lot of ISO stuff starts in DIN
1 sec, lemmi go see my plug
i could’ve swore that charger didn’t have a ground
plug I've got has a metal pin, but, I can't be arsed pulling it out to see
Only if you use the extension cord for it
The cable appears to
ahh
The standalone plug I have sooomewhere
The plug adapter that goes right on the power brick has no ground but the 3 feet extension that you can attach to it does
it kinda bothers me that some laptop chargers don’t have a ground
or everything doesnt
tbqh, bar the one I have, i've never really seen the non extention cable one
1.5'? I can't remember how long that was
Well, it's double insulated
Anyway, all my shit is USB-C now so no ground for me
i guess it wouldn’t matter if every outlet was GFCI
Then why does my 2015 MBP vibrate at 60Hz?
Well
It's supposed to be
Think their chargers where kinda known to be shitty in terms of their seperation
oh they got a good ground
you just may not like it
i found that apple charger to be really susceptible to fraying and damaging the rubber was really easy
skin isn't very conductive though 
ya not very fun when it has to go through you to reach the ground
Yea, they changed the material they used years ago to be green
thats why i wear my rubber crocs 
that's ground? I thought it was just so you could fit a new plug
and these cables basically start to leech after some time in UV exposure and shit
yeah
It's ground
That reminds me, the few days I was without my slippers I noticed I didn't get shocked nearly as often
they use a figure 8 and so they need somewhere else to put the ground contact





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