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twin lagoon
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@olive marlin cat pics

olive marlin
twin lagoon
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send new ones here

olive marlin
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I only have new Ciri pics I got in short work break.

twin lagoon
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@cosmic raft look!

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where is his cat role 🥺

void void
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Wait, when did city leave

twin lagoon
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idk 3 weeks ago

potent panther
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waterfall vs velocity

worn ember
potent panther
void void
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For a new project, Velocity 100%

golden gust
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velocity is built from the ground up to be better

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ideally tilt towards it

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ofc, the ecosystem is still kinda new, so, maybe it's not exactly achievable yet, but, it's where I'd be leaning

spare venture
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the global supply chain is very delicate, can’t interrupt it at all as we clearly now know

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i for one have noticed stuff still getting worse so /shrug

worn ember
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its a downward spiral

spare venture
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you order stuff and 6 months go by and you still don’t have it and you wonder if you’ll ever get it

worn ember
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i havnt bought anything online in the past 2 years

spare venture
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do you just not buy anything

limber knotBOT
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meanwhile amazon same day delivery be like 🚪 👈 👨

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but yes, I really wish the steam deck would've shipped by now ;_;

worn ember
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better start making the chips for it then

potent fossil
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i am happee

spare venture
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oh you got the screw?

potent fossil
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ye

spare venture
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ayyy

potent fossil
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just finished copying my linux system over

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windows is currently fucked cause i need to fix its bootloader

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but ill worry about that in a little bit

spare venture
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nice

potent fossil
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yos

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this was definitely a worthy purchase

twin lagoon
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the only reason to buy an nvme drive is the compactness / no cable fuckery

potent fossil
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f a s t

twin lagoon
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not speeds you'd notice with normal desktop usage

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only in VMs

potent fossil
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did i ask

twin lagoon
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yes

potent fossil
brave radish
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where do you live that has such internet

potent fossil
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a place

brave radish
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oh, now realizing that question was unintentionally invasive, I just meant what country 😄

potent fossil
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that was actually the fastest i've ever seen it go

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california, usa

warm anchor
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hmm @brave radish

potent fossil
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i don't mind i was just fucking with you lol

brave radish
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sigh the Hangar Discord logo is back on my screen

warm anchor
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I can max up steam sleep @brave radish

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old screeny

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NVMe actually solved the last bottleneck from using faber

potent fossil
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😎

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did you try yakuza yet

warm anchor
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not yet

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that upload

potent fossil
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bad

warm anchor
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big oof

brave radish
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my upload is almost always 9.x so it's not always as bad

potent fossil
grand pewter
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we have the same isp and yeah it is garbage

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10-15 up kind of sucks

potent fossil
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i don't have symmetric like etern being cool over there

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but my dl is good

spare venture
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my parents internet is atrocious

grand pewter
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i wish there was better stuff over here

void void
spare venture
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they pay for good speeds but their router is fucked or something idk

warm anchor
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just call ISP

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claim router is broke

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(disconnect it and go through the troubleshoot)

spare venture
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no its their router

warm anchor
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yeah AT&T?

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I did that to get my parent new router

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lol

spare venture
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idk what they did I bought them a new router the last time I was here and set up their network and it was running great

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their as in my parents

warm anchor
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I see

spare venture
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they pay for 200mbps, i can get anywhere from 10-200 mbps randomly

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my dad still thinks it's because "too many devices on the network" despite it being like a $120 solid asus router

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i gave up on figuring it out for them since im here like 10 days a year

potent fossil
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lul

foggy silo
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Yea internet is just like that here

potent fossil
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how about the modem

topaz mortar
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😂

potent fossil
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isp's or

twin lagoon
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😔

foggy silo
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We pay for gigabit, and sometimes get 0.xx download.

warm anchor
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new wiring in house?

foggy silo
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I mean, it's WOW here.

void void
twin lagoon
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ziggo

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😔

spare venture
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i had it working so well then they did something because the wifi network name is different, password is different, and my dad said he messed with it

potent fossil
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what the hell is a ziggo

twin lagoon
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i've never had issues with them until i moved to giganet

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and now my internet dies every week or so for a day

foggy silo
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The area around us recently got bought out by some Canadian company, so 🥺 .

twin lagoon
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it just cuts off for 30 seconds every hour PepeLa

void void
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still waiting for gigabit in my area 😔

spare venture
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idk WOW has always been good for me, theyre using spectrum now which is fine here too

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ISPs in columbus are generally great

twin lagoon
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you fucking bet i will move to fiber as soon as it's available here

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they've started laying it in my old neighbourhood

foggy silo
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Lmao I have totally opposite experience here.

twin lagoon
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i want my 10 gigabit

foggy silo
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We've have so many WOW guys over, only to blame it towards us, despite THEM having setup most of it.

spare venture
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there's ATT, Spectrum, WOW, Verizon so there's actual competition

potent fossil
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theres no competition in my area, just comcast

foggy silo
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Well, WOW recently sold a bunch of their area.

potent fossil
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thankfully they actually provide good speed

foggy silo
spare venture
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last I checked gigabit here is like $55/mo

foggy silo
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So I guess we are being "converted" to this new isp anayways.

potent fossil
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comcast offers gigabit for us but the infrastructure isn't built, so when i asked about it to get faster upload they were like "it'll be $3000"

spare venture
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i pay $85/mo for 400mbps in seattle with a 1.2tb datacap

potent fossil
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and i was like "lol fuck off"

serene bolt
foggy silo
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Ahh in 2022, yea I never heard of any date.

spare venture
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oh my god i just went to the local ip to check the router settings and it sent me to the spectrum router page... what the fawk

potent fossil
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middlemanned by your own isp 😔

spare venture
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theres no way, my dad probably let them install their own router

potent fossil
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lul

spare venture
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im gonna ask him for the $120 router to take for myself

foggy silo
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And then I get fun issues like this, blaming my isp because it does random stuff like this all the time (and I hope it's my isp 🥺).
Just sometimes decides not to resolve stuff, javadoc tasks usually take the longest for me because of this lmfao.

spare venture
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i just watched dont look up and wow that movie is about what i expected

lean kiln
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-x javadoc PepeLa

foggy silo
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Old projects I worked on insisted on sticking with intellij artifacts.

fluid gulch
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help, I need paper version 1.16.5

crystal lilyBOT
left swift
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legacy

fluid gulch
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thank you

void void
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was lockette discontinued?

golden gust
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Afaik yea

void void
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any alternative?

golden gust
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Lwc extended was the go-to these days iirc

void void
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thanks

spare venture
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@void void BlockLocker is basically Lockette

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very widely used

potent fossil
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Every fuckin time I go to get my Adderall prescription I get dogged like I'm a drug addict and they get annoyed that I use a prescription discount card and not insurance to save $5

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That's $60 a year in savings bet your ass

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Gotta love it 646517899447762964

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Man actually told me "good luck" this time as if I don't take this medicine every day to be a functional human being

golden gust
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Hope ya do well on the test bud

vernal moth
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I want Adderall :/

potent fossil
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Do you have adhd

vernal moth
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Not really, am a human disaster either way

golden gust
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He's like

vernal moth
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But Adderall still has an effect on me ^^

golden gust
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As close to dutchy as you can get

potent fossil
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:rieSigh:

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ADHD med stigma will live forever it seems

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Well I'll be back I gotta drive

golden gust
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Really gotta change my GP soon but I liked my old doc but it's likez your walk now so bleh

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01:23 am, after waking up at like 2, I should do slep

magic river
viscid wedge
limber knotBOT
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Reminder for DiscordBot: pokiban over

magic river
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As far as I can see he kept to the ban, he just used other camgirls instead

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Went from somewhat sexualized streamer emotes to literal camgirl emotes

vernal moth
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What's the context here? Lol

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I kinda feel you this wasn't meant for this channel

magic river
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@left swift was challenged to stop using poki emotes for 24 hours

vernal moth
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Oh

left swift
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nice

magic river
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He switched to Mia Khalifa emotes instead

vernal moth
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Is poki sexualized?

left swift
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no

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i only have one sexualized emote

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wanna see it

magic river
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Is it rie?

left swift
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even better

vernal moth
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I don't watch much twitch, but poki always seems on the saner side of the spectrum to me, just a girl who likes to game, not like those streamers who just wiggle their boobs around

left swift
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@plucky sparrow pokiBased

magic river
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Yeah but then all of her emotes are her dancing around and crap

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So definitely on that line

left swift
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do you see dancing as sexualizing

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this is an interesting line of discussion

magic river
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Not so much her sexualizing as her selling her image

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Other people sexualize her 😛

left swift
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i mean all twitch streamers sell their image

vernal moth
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All personalities do

magic river
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Eh, there are people like DansGaming who have all of their emotes as them doing something and they're doing the same thing

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I meant literally your image

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Not your "image" as in the brand, your personality, etc

left swift
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i dont think pokimane has like a onlyfans thing

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also emiru isnt a camgirl

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and i just got the one emote emiruVIBE

magic river
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I only saw the Mia Khalifa one

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Anyway, you did it, I guess the challenge was too easy 😛

left swift
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what do I win

magic river
left swift
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god that sticker is so good

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lmaooo

plucky sparrow
left swift
potent fossil
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Dis thing kidding me rn

foggy silo
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F

potent fossil
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Oh NVM it gave up

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Oh nice it erased my bcd

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The bcd was the disk error

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Ok

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just put an index on the timestamp column

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then its fast

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thats why they exist

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?

void void
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any cool plugins recommendations for a survival server?

potent fossil
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yea

void void
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vanilla-ish for friends

potent fossil
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try the syscraft server @void void, this is more devs and stuff. more server owners over there

plucky sparrow
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How’s it going simple

void void
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I see thanks

plucky sparrow
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Is the nvme not working :p

potent fossil
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then you put an index on the timestamp column and select * from table where time = blablabla

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no...you let the db do the work

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ok change the where class to join > blablabla and leave < blablabla

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clause*

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the index still does the heavy lifting

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thats fine

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actually that sounds like bad table design

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i mean you should just use one row per session

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and just update the row when they leave

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not reinsert it

potent fossil
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it got murdered in the disk copying process

twin lagoon
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hello pimple

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@viral hornet 🥺

potent fossil
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well then you need to do two queries, then

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but really i'd just fix it

plucky sparrow
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Get your old disk, get the efi crap and install it there

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It’s not too hard

potent fossil
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you do one query for the join, then do another for the leave, then combine then into a set (distinct entries)

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and that's your result

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but, really, the db schema should be fixed

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that's the proper answer

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after

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joins:
select * from table where join >= timestamp

leaves:
select * from table where leave <= timestamp

you now have two resultsets, combine them into one set and you will have distinct entries

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well really, you want the union of the sets

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(which is what i just said, but with set theory vocabulary)

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actually doesnt sql have union

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hold on

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yea

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you can do this entirely in sql

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one second

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select * from table where join >= timestamp union select * from table where leave <= timestamp

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that will do what you want

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but you can easily reduce that to just one efficient query by using an index (you will want an index regardless) and a better schema

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dont forget the index tho, because searching timestamp data without one is like asking for death

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definitely will increase depending on the amount of entries in there but its the only way to keep it speedy

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otherwise itll have to do two full table scans every time you look that up

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which will just get worse and worse as data is added

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its a hit you need to take

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yes

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create index timestamp_index on table_name ((column_name) ASC) should be

viral hornet
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I bought a family pack of Tim Tam's for myself

potent fossil
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change ASC to DESC if you want, that's the default sort ordering of the timestamps

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DESC going from latest time to earliest, ASC going from earliest to latest

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no cause you can change the sort order in your query

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also gg whoever just tried to send their invite

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wat

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k

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ppl can log in at the same time

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pkeys need to be unique

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among other things

worn ember
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That's fine. Even if two people login at exactly the same time they'll still be different

jade tulip
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how does the xp seed work in paper?

left swift
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hi simple

potent fossil
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hi mana

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and i guess am gonna reinstall windows? lmao

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the bootloader for it is fucked and i've been trying to fix it but it is very unhappy

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currently alternating between two different boot errors that are very cryptic

tropic flame
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remember when Google used blobs as their emojis?

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still mad they put them away

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blobs give 10 - 0 to any other emoji sets

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bruh this person reacting with vomiting, bro i said what I said

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blobs are life

silver nexus
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If they were better drawn I would agree

delicate shell
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Question: Am I allowed to re-ask a question that was ignored, like once a day? Or like, every few days?

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Or never again D:

wraith trail
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yeah feel free to ask again, just #paper-help for help using paper and #paper-dev for plugin development questions

proud lance
hearty spear
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When they had those

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They were pretty fun

potent fossil
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nvm again it's bootlooping

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fuckin windows

spark raven
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I need to change old data into new config, Any good tools?!

magic river
viscid wedge
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Fellas, I brought an acoustic guitar home and my dog is absolutely terrified of it

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How do I fix this

void void
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bye bye dog

spare venture
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put peanut butter in it

void void
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omg!!!! PSA guys, I just got the vaccine and I can't believe what happened.

magic river
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Are you magnetic now?

void void
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it turned me into a LEGACY CPP CODEBASE

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damn you bill gates

magic river
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Oh god you're an abomination of apartment threading models

void void
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and I'm CLOSED SOURCE

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AGH

jolly schooner
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Is buycraft still the store manager most servers use?

granite flax
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Tebex now, but probably

jolly schooner
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I remember of hearing about one that was its primary competitor, wonder if its still around heh

zealous vessel
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isn't buycraft a part of tebexc

serene bolt
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buycraft is the old name for tebex, they're the same thing

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tebex and craftingstore are the two stores I see used mostly

left swift
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am closed source but will become open source with some beers and $30

proud lance
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cant wait to commit a mess in your repository

jolly schooner
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Is this why people keep spamming me wanting to buy my account haha

grand pewter
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yes

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also accounts were leaked at some point

unkempt drift
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Did the guy who got the unique 1millionth user sell his account ever?

grand pewter
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like emails

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not that i know of and itd probably be pretty obvious

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mojang doesnt really endorse selling accounts

jolly schooner
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what was the 1 mil?

grand pewter
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its the star cape

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you can look at cape page on mc wiki

unkempt drift
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One of a kind

grand pewter
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theres a bunch of one of a kind capes though

unkempt drift
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I thought that was the only “public” one tho

grand pewter
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na

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or well

jolly schooner
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Minecraft Wiki

Steve wearing a MINECON 2011 cape
Capes are commemorative items and are worn in addition to the player's skin. They also change the appearance of worn elytra.

grand pewter
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public as in rando got it, yeah i guess

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but same could be said for some of the other given away capes

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like turtle dude's

jolly schooner
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holy crap, there was a minecon 2016?

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wait a tick, you get a cape for migrating now?

grand pewter
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ya

jolly schooner
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now I want to be capeless

grand pewter
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its just the red one everyone has

serene bolt
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generic normie cape

grand pewter
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shoutout to the guy who has the japanese translator cape

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it looks the same as the other ones but it's special, ok

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wait also how do 2 people have the turtle cape now lol

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oh mojang employee added it to their own account

serene bolt
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I actually haven't seen the spade cape before, didn't know it existed

jolly schooner
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So is Bedrock and Java edition playable via the same server?

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im confused why they have two PC editions

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i feel old

serene bolt
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not natively, nope

jolly schooner
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hmm

serene bolt
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proxies exist such as Geyser which makes it possible

jolly schooner
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interesting... Geyser is similar to Paper or Bungee?

serene bolt
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more like bungee

jolly schooner
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hmm

serene bolt
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not an actual server software, just a translation proxy

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you can install it as a plugin on a server, or use it standalone as a proxy, or install it on a proxy (bungee / velocity)

jolly schooner
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nifty... thanks for that

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That makes it way easier than setting up a Bedrock server

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do those even exist? heh

serene bolt
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yeah :P

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ALPHA

jolly schooner
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Hmm, so why would you use the plugin version if you have velocity or bungee? I guess there's no much benefit then

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.... whats floodgate lol

serene bolt
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there's some features which work better if you install it as a plugin, because it has direct access to the server which can be important

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floodgate is how you manage authentication for java and bedrock accounts

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while keeping your server in online mode

jolly schooner
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hmm I see

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and its not built into Geyser?

serene bolt
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nope it's separate, but it's an official addon

jolly schooner
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ohhh, that makes more sense

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Thanks for the info

serene bolt
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no problem, poor kainzo is thrown into a new world of minecraft compared to ye olden days

jolly schooner
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I mean... yeah haha

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A lot has changed since I left

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I went corporate to sort my life out haha

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infinite reign at 30, had no mentor, was rough

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feels better now

serene bolt
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it's 2021 and I still use herochat on my server, so you still live on to me

jolly schooner
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swapping servers on waterfall... I get too many packets on the server and get booted with the "could not connect waiofejaw"

[06:43:39 INFO]: Kainzo joined the game
[06:43:39 INFO]: Kainzo[/x] logged in with entity id 1677 at ([Jrr]-107.678013289594, 4.0, 720.4831848260554)
[06:43:40 INFO]: Kainzo lost connection: You are sending too many packets!
[06:43:40 INFO]: Kainzo left the game

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@serene bolt I want to modernize Herochat

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Like.... hex color support, actual TABS in game for different chats, etc

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Just haven thad the time to put into it, or find someone that had the motivation to fix it

serene bolt
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yeah there's a lot of room for improvement with all the modern chat features

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should start by going open source :P

jolly schooner
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grumbles

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you're right

true canyon
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inb4 it's built with ant and nobody can figure out how to compile it anyway

jolly schooner
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Ill be moving Herochat open source in the next few weeks

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its 100% built with ant

serene bolt
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oh god

coarse lily
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Haha

jolly schooner
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we have gradle on everything else

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lemme check

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Its been so long I dont even know what branch is master now adays... we redid the API and broke EVERYTHING 5 years ago

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and so we were maintaining two branches and it was stupid

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SKITTLES - but why is that the name

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oh god... Legacy is the master branch, haha

left swift
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herochat oh wow

jolly schooner
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if only my coding skills werent subpar

coarse lily
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I used to <3 Herochat

jolly schooner
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I'm a creative director, not a coder haha

serene bolt
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still one of the best chat plugins because it doesn't break every MC update, unlike multiple other chat plugins

jolly schooner
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Yeah.... the ONE time it broke (BECAUSE OF BUKKIT) we got DDOS'd for 3 months straight

coarse lily
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I stopped using it a few years ago because it was broken or didn't support some stuff.

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I just don't remember what.

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It's been a while.

serene bolt
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definitely does not support modern chat features, but what it does have works for me anyways

jolly schooner
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Maybe its time to open source it, freemium model like Citizens and let the community touch it

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Herochat has like 500k downloads i think

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total

coarse lily
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To be honest if it doesn't support modern chat stuff I'm not sure a paid plugin makes sense.

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There are a lot of other options out there.

true canyon
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Then I have bad news for you @coarse lily

coarse lily
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Haha doh!

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Does it support cross-server/proxy chat?

true canyon
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Couldn't be bothered to read past the first item in the features list, eh

coarse lily
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I'm not logged into spigot.

true canyon
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Don't worry, Kainzo, I'm in the middle of updating a codebase started in 2011 to use modern chat features too! 😄

coarse lily
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So the "you have to log in to see plugins" stuff - I just don't read them.

serene bolt
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all premium plugins require that you login to even view the page, which is pretty silly

coarse lily
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Yeah.

jolly schooner
coarse lily
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When I see the "you gotta login" bit I just close the window.

jolly schooner
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Herochat went paid like .... 4 or 6 years ago

coarse lily
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No offense Pure but I ain't logging into spigot :)

potent fossil
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Holy crap windows is temperamental

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I've been doing this for hours I'm just gonna reinstall it at this point

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I cry

jolly schooner
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yes, Herochat supports cross-server proxy chat etc

pastel reef
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Is there a Mod that makes Entities load in slowly?

coarse lily
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A fabric mod or something? Not sure.

pastel reef
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My Intel Duo can't handle rendering 100 Villagers at once.

coarse lily
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Yeah that's a real old CPU.

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Gonna be rough

little frost
pastel reef
coarse lily
little frost
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no they didnt just curious how they're related to the person who did

coarse lily
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Oh.

jolly schooner
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Okay so I dug into Herochat source.....

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Legacy, which is non-API breaking is Herochat 6.0 ... has been updated a lot in the last few years...

Master, is API breaking which is Herochat 5.7 (Non-pro), breaks API, has a few nifty sound alert features....

Not sure I like the idea of breaking API this late in the game, which is why I reverted and went back to Legacy heh

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What a cluster.

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Yeah... so 5.7 was API breaking

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We had a crew of 10-15 devs adn someone wanted to go to the correct namespace

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but plugins that werent maintained would break for an ODC "fix"

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I hate breaking API for ODC

coarse lily
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ODC?

jolly schooner
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ocd, lol

coarse lily
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Oh

jolly schooner
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its 2am

coarse lily
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Haha

jolly schooner
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Trying to figure out why my pipeline in gitlab isnt building Herochat 6.0 ... but its building 5.7

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Its not even attempting to build 6.0 sigh

zealous vessel
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That looks cool af

jolly schooner
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Anyone familiar with pipelines in gitlab?

zealous vessel
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I kind of am

jolly schooner
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hmm well its running on Master but not Legacy branch...

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err

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"only is commented out...but maybe its not taking it

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Legacy is 60-70 commits behind, but i dont know why that would matter for the build/pipeline

#

oh wow..

#

it was because gitlab-ci.yml was gitlab.ci.yml

#

time for sleep!

solid wigeon
#

which anticheat is good for survival server?

#

like AntiFly,AntiSpeed etc

jolly schooner
coarse lily
#

Sometimes you just have to wait, unfortunately. It's quiet right now but check back later/tomorrow?

edgy palm
#

how do ppl get copilot

#

im still on waitlist

buoyant pagoda
#

Can anyone recommend a LifeSteal SMP with 25 - 80 players and is 24/7 and not super laggy?
Please ping me when replying, and thanks in advance!

potent fossil
#

@buoyant pagoda you will have better luck asking in syscraft or some other minecraft community that focuses more on server advertisement, paper is a development and support server and you probably won't get much help finding that here. not that we dont want to help but because we don't know. try syscraft, but im not totally sure about that either. see #community-guilds

#

Larry don't kill plz I'm unarmed

#

I just got exploded by a creeper

swift root
#

Try r/joinaserver on Reddit - syscraft is pretty strict on not allowing people to ad their own servers! :D @buoyant pagoda

potent fossil
#

o good 2 know

swift root
#

Not a worry for you Mr. Simple, you're safe from my wrath

potent fossil
#

love u

swift root
#

Love u 2 ofc always

dreamy rapids
#

I have been using them for several months

#

to test, build and deploy my applications

potent fossil
#

Yas Neil

edgy palm
#

Yo

#

ded chat XD

cedar spade
#

ok

meager tusk
cedar spade
#

hello Idriz

meager tusk
#

👋

potent fossil
#

That's heart breaking Idriz

#

I'm making ramen

#

At 3:30am

fast turret
#

This sticker is treason

void void
meager tusk
potent fossil
#

Why is he obsessed

golden gust
#

looks at the name

#

er

magic river
#

I thought the whole point of Don't Look Up was that we ignore what scientists are saying about climate change and are distracted with useless bullshit

meager tusk
#

This movie might line pockets, but it won't change public perception about anything one bit.

magic river
#

Yeah I just mean NdT is trying to sound like he is giving some hot take on my the movie but that's literally the point of the movie

golden gust
#

dopamine culture be here and here to stay

meager tusk
#

Not sure why.

potent fossil
#

That's, uh...

#

Yes.

#

A documentary.

worn ember
meager tusk
#

On thin ice.

#

Nothing will happen.

magic river
#

If Siberia has any thin ice we're in bigger trouble than I thought

worn ember
#

Was about to say

#

Well best case your lips would be frozen to it lol

meager tusk
#

Stock photo says it's possible.

worn ember
#

It's 15°C here lol

#

Warmest 30th December ever

meager tusk
#

You deserve it.

worn ember
#

I want snow :(

#

I'ma be able to tell my kids that back in the day we used to have real snow

meager tusk
#

And they're gonna be like.

#

"Dad, which one?"

#

"Covid."

#

"That's still going on."

void void
#

ca anyone help

#

me

topaz mortar
meager tusk
#

Read the next messages.

potent fossil
#

Idriz better survive.

#

Otherwise I will die.

magic river
#

At this point we're a couple more rounds of mutation away from either zombies or vaccinated people just getting a cold (we're almost there already) so we just add it to kids vaccine regiments and forget about it

meager tusk
#

Zombies already exist, lol.

#

And there's something that causes it.

#

Rabies.

potent fossil
#

It never ceases to amaze me how intelligent Paper's denizens are.

magic river
#

We're never getting rid of it

potent fossil
#

Some of you must have multiple PhDs

#

I know Idriz does

magic river
#

I pick up a new PhD every year or so, just to keep things interesting

meager tusk
#

Cost me a whole fifteen euros.

potent fossil
#

Ouch.

meager tusk
#

Now I have a PHD in Computer Science, Astrophysics, and doing your mother.

potent fossil
#

Proxi was telling me earlier about a degree program in sweden and how it costs 11k euro and i was like

#

"um"

#

"i pay more than that just to live on campus, before tuition."

#

that was the ENTIRE PROGRAM

#

😭

meager tusk
#

I'm applying to US colleges.

#

Only attending if I get a scholarship, though.

#

Your prices are nuts 🐒

potent fossil
#

yes

#

I was legitimately told by one of my advisors that going into 100k of debt is ok because my degree will pay it off in less than 10 years.

#

And i was like "um"

#

"ok"

meager tusk
#

It's a little weird, why does your country not just do it like Germany does?

potent fossil
#

because america

meager tusk
#

They've got amazing universities and they cost like 200 euros per semester or something, and that's just administrative fees

magic river
#

Dorms used to be brick shit boxes, now they're hotel rooms

meager tusk
#

I would love to go to Germany but I suck at German lol

magic river
#

And the middle management took over and sucked up all the money

potent fossil
#

basically they're run as businesses, not as public benefits

#

so, that's why

#

you're paying for a commodity

meager tusk
#

Sounds backwards

potent fossil
#

yup

#

it is

meager tusk
#

Now one of the mods is gonna waltz in here and yell about politics

#

⏱️ timer set.

potent fossil
magic river
#

DED was about to call JRoy on us

worn ember
#

theres a parasite that causes zombie behavior in ants

magic river
#

Yes I've seen The Last of Us as well 😛

potent fossil
#

its a fungus i think ded

worn ember
magic river
#

(actually read about that in some "101 crazy facts" book as a kid)

potent fossil
#

it makes the ant leave the hive or whatever and go sit on a branch and then just wait to die while the fungus eats it

meager tusk
#

This is nuts

#

I was just checking a university called UC Boulder

potent fossil
#

fungi are actually really cool albeit terrifying, they got that whole mycelial network thing goin on, basically sentient

worn ember
#

oh so it is fungi

#

the title is wrong then

meager tusk
#

63 thousand dollars for a year?

magic river
#

There is one that controls the ant to make it an easy target for a bird since infecting that is the real goal

meager tusk
#

🐵

potent fossil
#

are you sure that's not for a semester

#

(so double that)

#

oh yeah nah

#

31,000 per semester so yep

#

its pretty sickening

meager tusk
#

A quarter of a million dollars for a college education

#

Wow

potent fossil
#

yessir

#

get this though

#

that's a "public" university rtx_boi

#

go look at a private university tuition

#

dartmouth

#

check that one

#

oh that one is actually pretty close to uc boulder

meager tusk
#

The government is making you pay that much for a public university?

potent fossil
#

yes

worn ember
#

nature truly is terrifying

meager tusk
#

You try to infect other people

magic river
#

CU Boulder is much cheaper if you live in Colorado though

#

Only $13k

potent fossil
meager tusk
magic river
#

Semester

meager tusk
#

That's still quite absurd

#

And the reason it costs that much is because if you live in Colorado you won't need to live on campus, probably

potent fossil
#

these prices are typically including housing and food (which ofc is necessary) but if you're lucky enough to live close to it with parents or smth you can save a few thousand, and if your parents feed you you can save a few thousand more

#

but, still

magic river
#

In 1972 it was $440 a semester, inflation calculator says that should be $2,925 now

#

That sounds more reasonable

meager tusk
#

440 a semester that's actually quite cheap

magic river
#

Hell double it and that still sounds reasonable

#

$440 was in 1972

potent fossil
#

well, keep in mind that was 1972 and per inflation that's 2925 in today's dollars

#

so it'd be equivalent to 2925 then

#

(aka 440 in 1972 had the buying power than 2925 does in 2021)

magic river
#

$3k a semester is firmly in the realm of part time jobs being able to take care of it or parents being able to handle it

meager tusk
#

But 13 thousand is excessive

magic river
#

$6k you might need loans but nothing crazy

#

$13k is too much, yeah

potent fossil
#

yeah exactly, which is why it's so annoying that facebook boomers are like "i put myself through school with a part time job and honest hard work why cant they lazy fucking kids do that?!?!!?!"

#

and we're looking at them like

#

"um"

magic river
#

School costs more than those boomers make a year now 😛

potent fossil
#

yeah but they're too stupid to absorb that

#

anyway ima watch some netflix then sleep

magic river
#

Not more than they made a year back then, more than they make today

potent fossil
#

yup

meager tusk
#

For international students the only real options are applying to the top universities in the US

#

I can't imagine what it's like for domestic students

magic river
#

Amusingly it's cheaper for poor people to go to Harvard than their local state school

meager tusk
#

I can always fall back on my country, but Americans kekwhyper

potent fossil
#

yea i applied to 8 unis in california and we'll find out if i got into any in a few months, but regardless of which it is im looking at some hefty debt in any case, so, it is what it is.

#

thankfully i've only got 2 years of it though instead of 4 since i completed half of my degree at a community college

#

which is sick in its own right that that's necessary, just to afford an education

#

but nikowalk

magic river
#

Like, the big ivy league schools have so much money banked they can afford to scale tuition to your income level

potent fossil
#

anyway netflix, then sleep, for realizies, bai

magic river
#

Or to your parents rather

meager tusk
#

The universities in Kosovo aren't great, but they're all free

#

Like, there's no fees at all

magic river
#

iirc if you make less than $50k/year Harvard just lets you in for free

#

Assuming you get accepted, of course 😛

meager tusk
#

In fact there was quite the protests because they had a 200 euro administrative fee

meager tusk
magic river
#

I'm so excited I couldn't sleep anymore, desk comes today

vast hazel
#

will it be done soon?

magic river
#

I went to bed kind of early (midnight) so I could sleep until closer to getting here

vast hazel
#

cause it has been a whole month

magic river
#

Then I ended up waking up at the same time I went to bed the day before

#

My desk hasn't been a whole month, I don't even have it yet 😛

#

It'll be done today though

#

Well, maybe tomorrow, I might get lazy

vast hazel
#

really!

magic river
#

Well, yeah, it's just a desk

plucky sparrow
#

@potent fossil hows nvme

vast hazel
#

oh

magic river
#

Not too much work to put together

potent fossil
#

is gewd

vast hazel
#

i thought you were talking about paper 1.18 XD

magic river
#

If you're making a new map 1.18 is fine, just missing some features

vast hazel
#

im not

magic river
#

If you're updating an old map it's probably fine but take lots of backups, it still breaks on some things

#

If you used a datapack in 1.17 you're just going to live there forever, you can't upgrade those

vast hazel
#

the server i normaly play on wont update till its fully on

#

o-o

magic river
#

Like, the people who used terralith or the experimental caves and cliffs datapack just don't get to upgrade

vast hazel
#

last time it took around 2 weeks

magic river
#

They need new maps or to get used to 1.17

vast hazel
#

why is it taking so long to make

magic river
#

For probably 90%+ of servers it was ready to use the day 1.18 came out

#

That just wasn't known then

vast hazel
#

its been double the time for the 1.17 and its still not done

magic river
#

Fuck you pay me?

vast hazel
#

wat

magic river
#

You're not paying anyone for this stuff

#

So it takes however long they want it to take

vast hazel
#

i dont use it

#

im trying to find out for a server i play on

magic river
#

76k servers are on Paper 1.18 already

#

Just tell them to upgrade 😛

#

There are more 1.18 servers than 1.17 servers

#

Have been since ~3 weeks ago

vernal moth
#

theres like 3 times as many 1.18 servers than 1.17 servers on paper, lol

#

well not quite

#

but 55% of all paper servers use 1.18

#

"Your branch is behind 'origin/master' by 248 commits, and can be fast-forwarded."

#

lol

#

I havent touched paper in a while

magic river
#

Sounds like since 1.18 came out

vernal moth
#

well, I touched it for 1.18

#

but I didn't pull master since 1.18 was merged

magic river
#

That's what I just said 😛

#

wow asus put the mosfets on backwards on one of their mobos, had to do a recall because they were catching fire

vernal moth
#

oh I saw that

#

j2c found that or something, I saw a thumbnail

magic river
#

tech jesus found it

#

(gamersnexus)

vernal moth
#

close enough

golden gust
#

Guys

#

wtf

#

Why isn't it

#

That during a fucking holiday

#

y'all arent racing around for blockgame?!

vernal moth
#

thanks intellij

magic river
#

Children get 2 weeks off from school and are sitting around bored waiting for 1.18, that clearly means you should be working on it even harder

#

Oh hey it actually happened, macOS finally got a sane OpenGL stack

#

Well, "sane", it's Zink Gallium3D on Vulkan on MoltenVK on Metal

#

It supports compatibility contexts and more modern OpenGL features though! 😄

#

...at least the ones that can be plumbed through that mess of layers

magic river
#

On FedEx vehicle for delivery

#

Now to see if I'm at the end of their route today

fleet storm
#

hey, is this still up-to-date?

#

@tribal rivet

crystal lilyBOT
ashen cliff
#

3 days ago.

#

Probably not. kekwhyper

fleet storm
magic river
#

They think Mojang's naming is worse than view-distance not controlling the view and no-tick-view-distance being a thing so...

#
  1. rude
  2. I don't even have that channel, muted it ages ago
#

wow I forgot how much of a shitshow emulation on Windows is

#

Or at least how awful retroarch is

#

I have massive input latency, it sometimes moves a dozen times when I move once in a menu, it makes my monitor change modes a dozen times, and it crashes a lot

#

Makes the Windows 11 Auto HDR stuff lose its mind too, I have to turn HDR off and back on or I'm stuck at the lowest brightness my monitor can do

supple jay
#

someone know how to do an stress test for an server? (because last time in 10 member is crushed)

magic river
#

Get 20 of your closest friends to jump on and give them creative mode 😛

#

arch 🤢

void void
#

I prefer eternity's solution

#

make a controversial 4chan post, and then reply using a different ip saying you found op's minecraft server

magic river
#

For real though, I haven't seen a synthetic stress test for a server that seemed any good

#

Like, I made one years ago that basically just stressed entity and block ticking, made dummy players that floated in random spots and couldn't be moved or hurt

#

I think there is one that tests chunk loading

worn ember
#

and make a yt video about it

tribal rivet
edgy palm
#

Eat

#

test

safe plover
#

Any plugin and feature suggestions for a SMP server ? Everyone just likes to rush to a fully enchanted netherite set and then quit the server

#

Preferably free plugins, or ones that are opensource, so i can atleast build them myself.

glossy echo
#

theres a fun paintball plugin I use

#

lemme see if I can find the link

worn ember
#

i love how the sponge docs have pirate english

little saddle
#

Hi guys

#

I am back

golden gust
#

slim shady?

little saddle
worn ember
#

fat legit is his alter ego

random tide
#

Wondering if anyone knows a plugin for this or how to do this: I have an area of my spawn sectioned off for a pvp area that has been built. When they walk into the area pvp is turned on. Preferably their inventory would be replaced with a standart pvp inventory, if not they can use their own items. When they die in this area they don't lose anything.

untold meadow
#

world guard?

viscid wedge
random tide
# untold meadow world guard?

Thats what i was thinking maybe. Not sure about replacing the inventory tho which is ok. And i guess turn on keep inventory

worn ember
#

never thought i'd have to write this kek

magic river
#

Ok we're in the time window for my desk delivery, time to see if I get lucky or not

#

Sometimes Fedex shows up around 11 (hour from now), other times it's more like 16 (hour after the delivery window)

#

Pretty much always one of those two

tired heath
#

What is like a good average speed of chunky in 1.18?

twin lagoon
#

depends on your hardware

#

have seen 80 - 100cps on high end hardware

#

would consider 60 - 70 cps good

tired heath
#

I see, than I have to check my setup with 40 cps

twin lagoon
#

what cpu do you have

tired heath
#

Not an optimal one for Minecraft AMD Epyc 7702 but still should do better

twin lagoon
#

that should not do better

golden gust
#

epyc

#

it's a web server CPU

#

and a 'eh one at that last I saw

twin lagoon
#

an epyc is not so epic for minecraft

tired heath
#

I know

frank otter
#

has anyone ever seen a pc stay alive or power button lit for like a good half minute after pulling the cable out

#

I think I fixed it but how common is it just wondering

vernal moth
#

Alive as in booted?

twin lagoon
#

that's normal

vernal moth
#

Or alive as in a led still on?

#

Because that's not surprising

frank otter
#

led on

vernal moth
#

Mainboards have a battery you know

#

And LEDs use like no power

frank otter
#

the battery was out, I was trying to fix the cmos

#

I'm guessing it had some chunky capacitors running something

tired heath
#

yeah is caused by sun bursts hitting the earth atmosphere and generating negative loaded particle beams hitting your computer turning the led on. Or some capacitor just having some left over load keeping the led on – choose your story 😄

vernal moth
#

Like a led can be a few mA

#

You can run it for long

frank otter
#

OK that makes sense ty

vernal moth
#

When I plug out my laptop charge it holds the light for a solid minute

tired heath
#

Anyone by the way has a Fold 3, I ordered one but still don't feel like I could trust that display

magic river
#

That's the LED working as a resistive load to draw down the capacitors

#

Charger must have some big caps

golden gust
#

power supplies have beefy capacitors

magic river
#

That reminds me, I have this USB-C dock that plugs in to my power brick and then in to my laptop to charge it, found out it works the other way too

vernal moth
#

ever saw the caps in a solar inverter?

golden gust
#

chargers generally have discharge resistors to deal with that, but, depending on the size of the caps it can take a good moment, you don't want it shitting out power to try to drain the caps while it's running

vernal moth
#

am scared of those

magic river
#

If the power brick gets unplugged or loses power the dock will suck the life out of the laptop

vernal moth
#

my parents one looks even more brutal

void void
#

ooo

magic river
#

I just wanna poke them with a screwdriver

tired heath
#

Ohh lets play a "touch the capacitor" game with it

void void
#

sounds fun!

magic river
#

Think it'd weld the screwdriver in place before they discharged?

vernal moth
#

my dad causally does maintenance on that

void void
#

traumatised from electrolytic caps from when I popped one when I was like 7

cosmic raft
vernal moth
#

"its fine if you don't touch the caps"

golden gust
#

It's all fun and games until you find yourself across the room

magic river
#

I noticed people in europe seem a lot more willing to do their own electrical work still

vernal moth
#

my dad is an electrician

magic river
#

Hell the stuff in the UK at least seems to have been designed to make that super easy to do

vernal moth
#

kinda

magic river
#

Like, they didn't go for the most efficient design, they went for the safest and easiest to work on

vernal moth
#

he also installed the charger for his leaf himself, but had to get some actual electrician to sign off on it

golden gust
#

Well, te UKs like somewhere been ultra safety and hands off

#

Like, I could install my own charger without any issues afaik

vernal moth
#

idk what his actual title is, he builds the electrical enclosures for machines which apply hot glue to stuff

tired heath
#

UK has funny power plugs and is driving on the wrong side of the road, that's what I say

vernal moth
#

hes not certified to do that kinda shit

magic river
#

I suppose I'm skewed by only seeing the stuff people thought was worth making a youtube video about but European makers seem okay messing with their house wiring a lot

vernal moth
#

oh we wired everything ourselfs at home

golden gust
#

UK power plugs are literally the best designed power plugs out there

magic river
#

They really are

vernal moth
#

I think only reason we needed to get somebody to sign up on the charge is because gov paid for the charger

tired heath
#

Talking to a euro guy what disagrees 😄

golden gust
#

and, they hae this really awesome feature, where if you drop one to the floor, there is a high chance that you'll end up with the plug blade side up

magic river
#

You can't even argue, the UK plug wins on basically ever metric except size

magic mesa
#

waiting for the tom scott video to appear

magic river
#

EU plugs are weird and you can put them in backwards

cosmic raft
#

the US/CA/JP plugs are the most stupid ones ever

magic river
#

Like, EU plugs are the size of UK plugs but don't have any of the features

void void
#

eu plugs can be much smaller

vernal moth
#

with the UK ones I would be concerned if they are as stable

golden gust
#
  1. every compliant plug is fused
  2. enforced polarisation
  3. enforced earth pin, even if double insulated (can be a plastic bin for double insulated)
  4. earth shutters which have only just started to make it more around
vernal moth
#

if you put in an EU plug, its not comming out unless you want to

golden gust
#

"as stable"

magic river
#

Ok, yeah, UK are bigger but compared to US plugs they're both massive 😛

frank otter
golden gust
#

The cable is towards the bottom, so, the wire is pulling out far before it's ripping out of the wall unless you're specifically tryna do that

magic river
#

You can replace the plug on basically everything too

golden gust
#

and, good news, the live is the shortest cable, next to neutral and earth last! So, even in worse case scanerio, woo!

twin lagoon
frank otter
#

another thing I like about the UK plugs is that the fuse is quite often very easy to get out of the plug itself and to replace

magic river
#

The fuse and the earth pin are the main things I like about the UK plug

twin lagoon
#

there is an EU plug with an earth pin in the socket

golden gust
#

the smaller UI plugs afaik are marginally slimmer than the UK ones but aren't fused, etc

#

yea, but not required

magic river
#

You can't have random shit in your house start drawing 15 amps due to a short and start a cheap cord on fire

#

The fuse is rated for what the device and cord can actually handle

twin lagoon
#

those yeah

#

have never seen them before though lmao

tired heath
#

EU plugs have two versions yes with and without earth pin, what is highly regulated, while all installations must have an earth line

golden gust
#

exposed earth is kinda shitty, tbqh

twin lagoon
#

not in france either

#

iirc the thing at the top and bottom of a normal eu socket is ground too though

vernal moth
#

yes

twin lagoon
#

so it's not that bad

golden gust
#

I don't like it

vernal moth
#

and our cables look like this so they support both ground configs

golden gust
#

Like, at least it's not neutral, but, ew

warm anchor
#

EU outlet looks weird

worthy geode
#

so thats what that hole is for, I always wondered, never seen the socket with the pin anywhere

warm anchor
golden gust
#

Well, yea, it's stupid

#

Is there literally nothing to prevent an earthed plug being shoved into an unearhed socket?

worthy geode
#

are there even unearthed sockets?

tired heath
#

Also every new installation in EU must have a "fault current" switch turning of as soon something leaking

magic river
#

Oh yeah, fun fact, on at least the old school MagSafe design only some setups were grounded and they weren't the most common ones

tired heath
#

so is really not so bad

golden gust
#

I think that there use to be at least

#

new installations

magic river
#

So if you ever felt like your MacBook Pro had an electrical current running through the chassis you were probably right

golden gust
#

that means that every existing insulation doesn't have a GFC

void void
rancid void
#

yo. YOOOOOOOO

worthy geode
#

I know that some old swiss sockets have no earth connection, but never seen that outside of switzerland

void void
magic river
vernal moth
golden gust
#

for new installs

magic river
#

The plug that goes right on to the power brick is a 2 prong, no ground

rancid void
magic river
#

The power brick has the ability to be grounded though and the extension cord is three prong and connects to that ground

golden gust
#

it's very rare that they require that you rip out your entire wiring and shit to update to the new regs for an existing install

magic river
#

iirc we still only require GFCI in certain setups in the US (at least in Iowa)

golden gust
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there are places in the US which still have knob and tube wiring

vernal moth
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its been required since 1984 cat

magic river
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But I think last time I tried to parse the rules for it basically every outlet in my house should be GFCI

vernal moth
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and if you renovate you gotta enforce new norms

golden gust
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often only if you touch that shit

magic river
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Like, I think at least one outlet on each wall is supposed to be GFCI?

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But we never have more than one on a wall

vernal moth
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if you renovate a room (touching the sustance) you gotta make sure your wiring is still up to current standards

magic river
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To bring this place up to code you'd have to rip it down to the frame and start over

vernal moth
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and yes, in germany any outlet has to be GFCI

magic river
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The wiring is a mix of old knob and tube shit and really bad patch jobs

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The plumbing is a mess too and I doubt is anything close to code

golden gust
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in chermany thou

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not the entire EU

vernal moth
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oh and since a few years ago, even light has to be GFCI

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idk if thats germany or EU

magic river
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House was built in 1921 iirc (which coincidentally is also our house number)

vernal moth
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its a DIN norm

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oh din is german

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til

golden gust
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Yea

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used in many placs

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pretty sure, at least the indistrial standards, etc

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DIN rails, etc

magic river
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Gross, apparently even in the UK Apple didn't use a grounded plug for their power brick

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Even though it's a 3 prong plug they just used plastic there

golden gust
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Yea

magic river
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The power brick has a fucking ground though

golden gust
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They basically just use a bastardised figure 8 plug

magic river
vernal moth
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I always thought DIN was EU cause it was so widely adapted

golden gust
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Oh, wait, yea, so, theres the figure 8 and then theres that weird ass thing there

magic river
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I think a lot of ISO stuff starts in DIN

golden gust
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1 sec, lemmi go see my plug

magic river
spare venture
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i could’ve swore that charger didn’t have a ground

golden gust
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plug I've got has a metal pin, but, I can't be arsed pulling it out to see

magic river
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Only if you use the extension cord for it

golden gust
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The cable appears to

spare venture
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ahh

golden gust
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The standalone plug I have sooomewhere

magic river
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The plug adapter that goes right on the power brick has no ground but the 3 feet extension that you can attach to it does

spare venture
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it kinda bothers me that some laptop chargers don’t have a ground

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or everything doesnt

golden gust
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tbqh, bar the one I have, i've never really seen the non extention cable one

magic river
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1.5'? I can't remember how long that was

golden gust
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Well, it's double insulated

magic river
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Anyway, all my shit is USB-C now so no ground for me

spare venture
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i guess it wouldn’t matter if every outlet was GFCI

magic river
golden gust
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Well

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It's supposed to be

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Think their chargers where kinda known to be shitty in terms of their seperation

cunning raft
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you just may not like it

spare venture
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i found that apple charger to be really susceptible to fraying and damaging the rubber was really easy

worn ember
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skin isn't very conductive though blaze

spare venture
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ya not very fun when it has to go through you to reach the ground

golden gust
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Yea, they changed the material they used years ago to be green

worn ember
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thats why i wear my rubber crocs zoop

plucky sparrow
golden gust
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and these cables basically start to leech after some time in UV exposure and shit

spare venture
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yeah

golden gust
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It's ground

magic river
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That reminds me, the few days I was without my slippers I noticed I didn't get shocked nearly as often

golden gust
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they use a figure 8 and so they need somewhere else to put the ground contact