general

[foggy silo]

👀

[spare venture]

https://tenor.com/view/weebs-angry-player-mad-scream-gif-16740813

[crystal lily]

https://eternity.community/index.php/paper-optimization/

[untold copper]

lets go boys

my mom agreed to buy the master chief collection

7 games, 50% off so only 500 rupees

epic

[twin lagoon]

@waxen panther thoughts

[warm anchor]

broccolai [busy with family and girlfriend]

[twin lagoon]

@waxen panther (advanced forum user) thoughts

[waxen panther]

I hate everything about this channel

more and more

[twin lagoon]

😐

[waxen panther]

I miss the good old days man

even the oskar arch was better

[void void]

@waxen panther you should make a post on the forums about your frustrations

[waxen panther]

I would rather not 😄

[void void]

maybe you'll get a badge

[waxen panther]

I would only like messages directed at me from people over 18

🤣🤣🤣🤣

good one ! haha ! smile

[void void]

only six more years brocc, only six more years...

[waxen panther]

niome is 12 years away

naomi

whatever

I cannot believe people that don’t contribute and barely use the software talk in its discords general chat 17 hours a day

@twin lagoon

[twin lagoon]

@warm anchor

@waxen panther WHEN are we playing apex

[waxen panther]

Still at my family’s house :(((

Can’t wait to come back

[twin lagoon]

dead platform + ratio

[left swift]

it's ok brocc I'm here 4 u

[waxen panther]

[void void]

Translator role for nioma whan™️

[waxen panther]

this is not the hangar discord 🙂

[left swift]

the golden days when Z was around

[waxen panther]

true

and wiz

wiz wouldn’t stand for this 🛏

[left swift]

and when Barty cried eveyday

[waxen panther]

Barty is still here he just has a stupid username now

[twin lagoon]

WHEN do i become paper mod

[left swift]

dont do it

[waxen panther]

Upvote

[left swift]

it's a trap

[waxen panther]

@mental meadow community manager please promote michael

[void void]

tag @ mods twenty-seven times to send in your application

[left swift]

discord mods aren't allowed to be biased

[void void]

twenty-eight* my bad

[left swift]

what do I eat alfredo or ramen

[foggy silo]

Yoo magic number!

[twin lagoon]

magic numbers should be a constant or something

[foggy silo]

Indeed

[left swift]

Michael is learning

[potent fossil]

hello.

[void void]

[potent fossil]

someone stop me from installing a tiling wm and going down that rabbit hole

[solar hearth]

can any1 help to set aikar flags :p ?

[void void]

wasn't talking about myself

i'm not twelve lmao

[potent fossil]

#paper-help

[boreal ore]

do yall use SSDs in your servers

[faint crystal]

yes

[hearty spear]

Yep

[warm anchor]

It’s pretty much necessary for any reasonable performance

[boreal ore]

Thats what I thought

i installed one in my server and performance is significantly better but I also made other changes so wasnt sure if its exactly that

[void void]

Almost every host has ssd

[hearty spear]

Basically server went from having chunk reading issues to zoom

Players could fly with Elytra and have the chunks load instantly

Otherwise with an HDD it would thrash a lot and be slow

More than 10 people on my server and the HDD would be so busy

Even with pregenned chunks

The random IO on SSDs is so good

Especially for smaller servers

An SSD will make a bigger difference than a CPU upgrade

As long as you have a somewhat decent CPU

[void void]

I'm 39, but less mature than some 14 year olds, not proud of this fact. Very proud of the 14 year olds.

[boreal ore]

Older CPU but not terrible

60gb ssd

my old server only ever got to 15gb in size

so i think this is enough just for the server

[waxen panther]

i dont mind the 14 year olds when they're mature

naomi plays fortnite in the paper vc tho

or was it roblox

idk one of those

[worn ember]

probably both

[waxen panther]

fr

[potent fossil]

https://owo.whats-th.is/RCYxUJC.png

[sly lark]

Just add a little bit of Google Drive as swap and you're all set

[potent fossil]

[sly lark]

I've heard people joke about it, but I've never actually tried it...

I wonder if it would even function

[potent fossil]

Err, if you could mount it as swap I'm sure it would but it would certainly be slow

[sly lark]

Well there is only one way to find out :^)

[potent fossil]

Do it

[pale river]

I’ve tried it

But I had issues with RSync caching it making it pointless

[potent fossil]

Only reason my mem usage is like that is I'm running memtester

[pale river]

rclone mount --vfs-cache-mode off drive:swap/ /mnt/swap

[potent fossil]

[pale river]

This should work though! Unlimited SWAP

[sly lark]

New summer host incoming

[potent fossil]

Oh jesus I'm actually considering buying computer components...someone stop me. The new shit is right around the corner...I just know I'ma go drop hella on ddr4 and then tomorrow ddr5 releases

[twin lagoon]

ddr5 is already out lol

[fallen oracle]

Don't do it

[twin lagoon]

it's been out for months

[potent fossil]

I mean the stuff that can use it sir

[fallen oracle]

I'll give you some work to keep you distracted.

[sly lark]

I just went ahead and upgraded, got the parts while I could because stock issues 😦

[twin lagoon]

the stuff that can use it is already out for a month aswell

[potent fossil]

Ok send me the parts that I can buy today right now

[twin lagoon]

the good news is that first gen ddr1/2/3/4/5/6 is never worth using

so get yourself a 5800x and ddr4

[potent fossil]

As in pick up in one hour

[sly lark]

I bought my Ryzen 9 5900X a few weeks ago

[frank otter]

if I create a file in /tmp is it stored in ram

if so

[twin lagoon]

only if it's tmpfs

[potent fossil]

Depends how you partitioned your drives

[worn ember]

how is that good news lol

[frank otter]

hmn

[sly lark]

I just ended up reusing my previous card as it still works fine and is plenty for what I do (RTX 2070)

[twin lagoon]

so you don't waste your money on ddr5

[potent fossil]

Michal I was about to get a 12th gen i5 or i7

Is that bad

[twin lagoon]

amd

[frank otter]

so if I make a big file in tmpfs on a server then network-mount it to my /mnt/swap I can network steal ram

[potent fossil]

Wai

[twin lagoon]

cheaper

better

[worn ember]

red > blue

wait blue in this case

[potent fossil]

Hm

[twin lagoon]

widely available aswell

[sly lark]

I'm very happy with my 5900X, it's very nice

[potent fossil]

I mainly wanted an nvme drive but I found out my mobo doesn't support, so I found new mobo then I needed new CPU then I was like well, fuck, need new case

I'm going down a rabbit hole here

[worn ember]

i'm still rocking an i7 but i'm switching to AMD for everything on my next build

[potent fossil]

$450 CPU 🥲 I don't think I'm ready for this

I need to go sit in a dark room

@twin lagoon what about 5600x lmao

[twin lagoon]

also good

[potent fossil]

My current CPU has a CPU mark of 8956, 5600X has 22149

[red timber]

just set up swap via NBD or something

[frank otter]

how do you find a CPU mark

[red timber]

or like mount a SMB share to /mnt/smb, truncate -s 2G /mnt/smb/swap, mkswap /mnt/smb/swap and then swapon /mnt/smb/swap

[worn ember]

https://tenor.com/view/goodgoshrendfit-dill-iceddill-linux-linux-users-gif-20961611

[potent fossil]

I'm going through it right now fellas

[twin lagoon]

send your list

[potent fossil]

I'm looking at my cart, then my wallet, then my cart, then crying, then my cart, then screaming

[fallen oracle]

Make sure you pull a pro gamer move and install Honey.

[mighty storm]

You can't install food smh

[potent fossil]

I just wanted an nvme

But to achieve that I'd need to upgrade everything

Why

[mighty storm]

The hardware experience

[lament patio]

If you're looking at just price, the i5 11400/11400F is a pretty good value, though worse than the 5600x

[twin lagoon]

@potent fossil send list 🥺

[potent fossil]

At the moment it's 5600x, 970 evo plus 2tb nvme, msi b550 gaming plus mobo...for $858 and I'm considering just getting an older gen Intel and socket 1200mobo to save cost

Or maybe I just give up and cry

Wait what the fucking shit does my current mobo support nvme

If so then fuck this I'll just get the drive and be happee

If it says m.2 pcie mode...is that nvme?

[warm anchor]

Look at the board itself

Should see slots

If not, maybe they mean they provides an adepter for your PCIe?

[potent fossil]

I see an M2 slot but not sure if that'll give me nvme level speed or sata level speed

I think it is nvme support pog

[warm anchor]

Just get Samsung evo yes

[potent fossil]

This is poggers no need to rebuild

Wallet is saved

[twin lagoon]

what's your current board

[potent fossil]

ASUS maximus viii hero

I mean ngl my shit is getting old but I'd much rather upgrade over time instead of all at once and my current issue is disk space and disk speed so 🤦‍♂️

[twin lagoon]

lol you'll have nvme support without an issue

your shit isn't that old

[potent fossil]

[spare venture]

simp buy me a gpu plz

[urban depot]

1.18 made minecraft too hard

[potent fossil]

No I'm way too poor for current gpu prices

That should be nvme I don't see a b key

[urban depot]

im not playing this game again in survival mode or creative

[twin lagoon]

it's in the manual

[potent fossil]

So, right

[twin lagoon]

it supports nvme just fine

[warm anchor]

Get a duster now simple

[potent fossil]

Yeah that's why I asked, pcid mode == nvme??

Pcie

[twin lagoon]

yes

[warm anchor]

This is NSFW

[twin lagoon]

because nvme drives operate on pci 3.0 for th emost part

and recently pci 4.0

[spare venture]

ores are literally like 10x more common tf u mean

[daring owl]

Is irl trading against eula

[potent fossil]

Do I got pcie 3 or 4 🥲

[spare venture]

[potent fossil]

3

Fuck

Well whatevsr

[warm anchor]

It’s still faster than sata II

[potent fossil]

Tru

[twin lagoon]

3

4.0 isn't worth using and is more expensive so you're good

just get a 970 evo plus

[daring owl]

Dust

[potent fossil]

Yeah I need to dust it again

Ok now I just need to make sure it actually comes with an m.2 screw

Cause I do not have one

[warm anchor]

Tape

[potent fossil]

Plz staph

[warm anchor]

Wait I think that won’t work

I remember bending/pushing it really hard doubting myself when I install mine

“Is this suppose to be pushed this hard”
“Fuck it”

[plucky sparrow]

good evening

[potent fossil]

Hello dap

[plucky sparrow]

Hello simple

[daring owl]

Is letting players irl trade against eula

I heard it was but players wanting to told me its not

[potent fossil]

What does that even mean in context

What are they trading

[plucky sparrow]

Pokémon cards

[daring owl]

items for rank

idk like 35 netherite ingots for a 15$/month rank

[potent fossil]

What

[warm anchor]

If they do it under the book, it’s on them

But if you are fully aware, you may got some issues

Since you are asking now, so

[daring owl]

hmm

tbh i feel like the main concern isent eula

[potent fossil]

If it's not you, the server operator, doing that, then...I don't see how you, the server operator, would be breaking the rules. But yes as etern just said, since you seem to be aware and allowing it and asking about it then you probably would be complicit in the sale of items Mojang has made which falls under their "one big rule"

[twin lagoon]

your motherboard should have one, either in a little bag or it's screwed into the board

if not, just purchase one extra on amazon

[daring owl]

but players scamming eachother

[warm anchor]

Even if it’s ok, you also need to make sure both party is legal to make financial decision and if they are both 18 or whatever age/legal requirement in their home country.

So it’s best to just don’t allow it

[potent fossil]

I built this pc years ago Michal, I don't have the screw

[twin lagoon]

then just buy some on amazon

[potent fossil]

So unless it is indeed screwed into the board...

[spare venture]

if you want to open yourself to chargeback risk, be our guest lol

[potent fossil]

But I wanna use it today 😫😫😫😫😭

[twin lagoon]

and no your SSD won't come with a screw

[daring owl]

The one major rule is that you must not distribute anything we've made unless we specifically agree to it. By "distribute anything we've made" what we mean is:

give copies of our Game to anyone else;
make commercial use of anything we've made;
try to make money from anything we've made; or
let other people get access to anything we've made in a way that is unfair or unreasonable;
unless we specifically agree to it. And so that we are crystal clear, "the Game" or "what we have made" includes, but is not limited to, the client or the server software for our Game and includes Minecraft and Minecraft: Java Edition on all platforms. It also includes updates, patches, downloadable content, add-ons, or modified versions of a Game, part of those things, or anything else we've made.

Otherwise we are quite relaxed about what you do - in fact we really encourage you to do cool stuff - but just don't do those things that we say you can't.```

[potent fossil]

I am gonna cry

What the fuck

[warm anchor]

Take one from your motherboard

If you used all 25

Take one out and use it

[twin lagoon]

the m.2. screws are rather small

[daring owl]

it should be in the m.2slot?

[warm anchor]

So tape then

[spare venture]

just plug it in simple jfc

[potent fossil]

Ok well I'ma go see if there's one in the board. But either way I'll just go buy the drive probably

YOU HAVE TO TIGHTEN IT DOWN BARTHOLOMEW

[warm anchor]

Barty dum

[spare venture]

use tape

[warm anchor]

[spare venture]

make sure it’s non conductive tape tho

[twin lagoon]

look there's a good chance you'll be able to find screws wherever you're buying the drive @potent fossil

[warm anchor]

Nothing tape can’t solve

If it can’t, it just means you don’t apply enough

[spare venture]

or staple it

to the board

[potent fossil]

Michael I am going through a mid day crisis, it's like a mid life crisis but it happens daily at noon

[spare venture]

just be sure you have it the correct position before because it’s a pretty permanent solution

[plucky sparrow]

Just put some hot glue on it

[fallen oracle]

My old case was really shitty and I used to zip tie my drives in it 😢

[twin lagoon]

then go to subway while at it

[spare venture]

plan a nap for around noon so you’re not awake, can’t have mid life crisis if asleep

[warm anchor]

If it works it works

[potent fossil]

Am don't see screws here

[twin lagoon]

yeah no it's in your motherboard box

[warm anchor]

Lma

Simple didn’t put all 25 on

When he first installed it

[potent fossil]

i am gonna cry

[daring gulch]

I'm waiting for amd news at ces 2022 😌

5th - 8th Jan

[warm anchor]

Those look like big one too

[twin lagoon]

do you have the box of screws your case came with @potent fossil

[warm anchor]

So MB corner one will work

You only need 3 point to secure your Mb in place

[potent fossil]

lol no.jpg

[twin lagoon]

actually no nevermind

you need more than a screw

[warm anchor]

Just one is fine.

[potent fossil]

i what

[twin lagoon]

standoff is missing aswell from the looks of it so you have to get one of those m.2. screw sets

[potent fossil]

FUCK

[warm anchor]

[twin lagoon]

now i was going to say, you could grab the 2.5" ssd installation screws from your case

assuming it came with those

[warm anchor]

Just ask shop if they have extra

[potent fossil]

wtf u mean standoff is missing where

what

[twin lagoon]

i would indeed just ask the store

[topaz mortar]

Looks like an Asus ROG Hero 8 MB.

[potent fossil]

it's an asus maximus viii hero like i already said

[twin lagoon]

you have to put a standoff in here first

[warm anchor]

Look like that

So it make it level

[twin lagoon]

right

[warm anchor]

Usually come with MB box

[potent fossil]

jesus christ

[pastel reef]

Does Paper use multiple cores?

[warm anchor]

[warm anchor]

Yes

[twin lagoon]

the vanilla minecraft server will use multiple cores

[pastel reef]

Oh, I thought it only uses one

_The more you know_🌟

[worn ember]

lets say i have a branch with code on from some old mc version, and want to update it to latest (by pulling the changes from the latest version onto that branch) would i merge or rebase?

[twin lagoon]

it has always used multiple

[twin lagoon]

rebase

well technically you could do either of the two

but rebase

[worn ember]

yeah, thats why i'm asking rebase makes sense but merge also works

[twin lagoon]

rebasing is easiest

[worn ember]

aight

[potent fossil]

what if i take the 2260 one out and put it in the 2280 and find a random screw around my house that fits please im desperate

[twin lagoon]

there's a standoff in 2260?

because it doesn't look like that in your picture

[potent fossil]

idk i assumed those silver things are standoffs

[twin lagoon]

they're not since all of yours have one

the standoff is supposed to be screwed into that silver thing

[potent fossil]

i want to die

[twin lagoon]

do you have a microcenter near you

[potent fossil]

no

only bestbuy lmao

[twin lagoon]

ah yeah you're fucked just buy the thing on amazon

[potent fossil]

and afaik they dont sell the screws, just the drive

[warm anchor]

But the drive, take screws and return drive

[potent fossil]

if the drive came with the screws then i wouldnt be in the predicament in the first place

actually if i actually saved the screws from case/mobo then i wouldnt be but lets not go there

[warm anchor]

Buy another motherboard?

[potent fossil]

[warm anchor]

Seems like a perfect solution

[potent fossil]

if i can find a standoff then technically all i'd need is an m.2 screw which i might be able to find at a standard hardware store

2x3mm screw apparently

i prob have a mobo standoff somewhere

[warm anchor]

Or get a 5x3 screw and a leveler and don’t screw all the way

[potent fossil]

i will hurt you

[warm anchor]

Apply some superglue on the screw so it won’t move

This is desperate time simple

[twin lagoon]

look you can find standoffs in a hardware store

you can find screws in a hardware store

[potent fossil]

since WHEN

[plucky sparrow]

just get the screw on amazon???

next day delivery smh

[warm anchor]

That’s too long

Simple simply cannot live without a m.2 pass tonight

[plucky sparrow]

what a dilemma

do you want one of mine

[potent fossil]

you see, there is this thing where

[plucky sparrow]

my motherboard came with 4

[potent fossil]

i do not live in a large city

next day delivery is not a thing

[plucky sparrow]

I'm willing to fly over to your city and give you one of my screws for a mere $2,500

[potent fossil]

ok

then ill promptly take that screw and kill you with it

[void void]

I'll even do it for free, as long as you pay for the flight and the screw

[plucky sparrow]

that's $1,250,000 then

health care aint free there

[potent fossil]

believe me i know

[static ermine]

ÓŵÒ

[sly lark]

ÓŵÒ

[twin lagoon]

@spiral robin 🥺

[spiral robin]

[twin lagoon]

where is bentley

[spiral robin]

home alone 😭

[void void]

sad

[worn ember]

@potent fossilhows the migration going

[potent fossil]

i just got home

i put in an order for standoffs and an m2 screw on amazon and im considering using the m2 in my system without a screw until then someone deter me

otherwise im going do it

@twin lagoon

[twin lagoon]

yolo

wait no not yolo

if you had the standoff i would've yoloed it

[potent fossil]

if it breaks ill take it back and say it was broken and show them my in progress amazon order

i really expected this to be bigger

[fallen oracle]

Hope your fiance isn't saying that.

Jk ily

[potent fossil]

Ok maybe not this feels dangerous

[fallen oracle]

It looks kinda dangerous too.

[potent fossil]

Shoot me

I no longer desire life

[fallen oracle]

[true canyon]

This looks like a great way for random data loss!

[warm anchor]

🦆 🧻

There is actually no tape emoji wtf

Unreal

[spare venture]

wat are u doin

[warm anchor]

Helping simple solving his issue

[spare venture]

i meant simple

[worn ember]

ductape or glue

or if you're feeling brave get a solder iron and melt the plastic together

[potent fossil]

I was gonna install the nvme I got but I don't have a standoff or nvme screw so I'm doing nothing

It's back in the box and I'm gonna wait for the standoff and screw to arrive from amazon

As much as I don't want to, but, that's what's happening

[spare venture]

dont motherboards come with them

[potent fossil]

I didn't keep em from years ago

I kept the box for 4 years

[spare venture]

o

[potent fossil]

Yes I have a box of cables but not a box of screws

[worn ember]

screw it

[potent fossil]

I might be able to cannibalize my old PC to get a standoff but an M2 screw nope

I mean I have screws, but not an M2 screw

Checked the hardware store and they have some but way too long. Need 3mm and smallest they have is 6mm

So whatever I'll wait

[worn ember]

nomi shut up and go sleep

[spare venture]

yeah just wait

[potent fossil]

but i did get a new 2.5 inch internal to go with it, and that i can play with now https://owo.whats-th.is/3nETast.png

[waxen panther]

Tbf you’d be fine with it not screwed in

But

May as well wait

[potent fossil]

brocc plz

[waxen panther]

I had mine unscrewed for a few weeks

[potent fossil]

do not encourage unsafe behaviors because i will fucking do it and then cry

was it hanging diagonally like that lmao

[waxen panther]

@twin lagoon please get moderator role and exterminate this

[twin lagoon]

@waxen panther thoughts

[spare venture]

just put your pc flat down so it doesnt hang diagonally

[waxen panther]

lol fair city

simple*

[twin lagoon]

did you have a 2.5" hdd/ssd in that pc

[worn ember]

zipties for the win

[waxen panther]

More concerned about a child talking about yuri in a public chat but okay

[potent fossil]

no i have a 3.5" hdd in there and i got a 2.5" ssd to replace it, and i had a 2.5" 256gb ssd for boot drive but i got the nvme to replace that

[void void]

do I want to google this

[twin lagoon]

no

[spare venture]

ya i dont think porn is a pretty common topic

[worn ember]

disable safe search first noah

[twin lagoon]

@waxen panther

[golden gust]

God damned fucking normies

[twin lagoon]

have you guys heard of interfaces™️

best library

[waxen panther]

no

Cloud is

[spare venture]

the ssd moves if you nudge it, therefore wd-40 it

[potent fossil]

you guys are seriously making me want to say screw it and put it in there and just pray

[void void]

thanks for the advice ded

[twin lagoon]

aslong as i had a standoff

[worn ember]

but you cant screw it yet

[twin lagoon]

would do it

just need some tape

[spare venture]

at least brace it somehow

[potent fossil]

ded i will hurt you

[worn ember]

[spare venture]

dont want to bend it

[potent fossil]

mmmmmmmmmmm

[worn ember]

just check if its stuck, if so then its probably fine, if its wiggly you shouldn't

[spare venture]

i think my gpu is kinda bent because my monitors refuse to work sometimes unless i wiggle my gpu

so dont do that

i have to leave my pc open 24/7 so i can wiggle if necessary

[worn ember]

📮 🔩 clarity

[spare venture]

what

[golden gust]

lol

he true doe

Fuck me, am lonely, I need love

cleans the pipeworks of the temple

[worn ember]

jesus christ get a grip people

[golden gust]

AM a BOSS ASS BITCH, BITCH, BITCH..

[waxen panther]

someone should add !!!minor!!! To naomis name so people don’t make jokes like that to her

[potent fossil]

ok TIL if you dont screw it in it'll vibrate itself out of the slot and then fall and short itself

[golden gust]

Okay

clearly

[waxen panther]

How it gunna vibrate

[golden gust]

you need more duct tape

[spare venture]

wait the screw to secure it in place is there to secure it in place?!

[potent fossil]

ok mr engineer

[worn ember]

suicidal SSD

[waxen panther]

fine, we’ll settle on electrical tape

[golden gust]

electrical tape

psh

that's for when you cut your finger open

[potent fossil]

have u heard of fans causing microvibrations

[spare venture]

literally just tape it to your motherboard what is the worst that could happen

[ashen nacelle]

what the hell did I just walk into

[tropic flame]

i just spit on things and let it dry to glue them, 10/10 engineering

[worn ember]

is that why ur mom glued to the wall

[tropic flame]

i don't spit on my mom, but if i were you i'd check yours to see if she's alright

[potent fossil]

listen i just spend $230 on this 2tb fucking drive that is so fucking small i have no idea how it's that small i am not gonna be so wreckless

(we'll see if that lasts for 3 days)

[worn ember]

"wreckless" so you want to break it?

[spare venture]

spendin money huh buy me a gpu please, as you heard mine isnt in the best shape

[potent fossil]

.kill DED

[limber knot]

crushes DED with a huge spiked rock.

[ashen nacelle]

.kill paperchan

[limber knot]

goes bowling with DiscordBot's bloody disembodied head.

[worn ember]

just dont be broke

[potent fossil]

i aint broke yet

haven't paid the CC

[worn ember]

chad is

[twin lagoon]

this is how you know you're an american

[potent fossil]

didnt say i can't pay it, just that i haven't yet

i only used the cc for cashback rewards tbf

[worn ember]

whats CC? Cash Collectors?

[potent fossil]

credit card

[spare venture]

i only use mine to get into airport lounges

[tropic flame]

Creative Collection, by adobe

wait no

creative cloud

"collection" wtf

[worn ember]

[spare venture]

but yeah in the US if you don't use a credit card for everything you're literally burning money

[cunning raft]

paper general

back at it again

[waxen panther]

paper general

[tropic flame]

imagine credit cards

this message was made by european

[potent fossil]

JRoy, can you send me a motherboard standoff and m.2 screw for free

[worn ember]

debit gang

[tropic flame]

debit gang 😎

[spare venture]

i get 1.5-5% cash back on everything i buy, sounds good to me

[cunning raft]

i do not happen to have any of those

[potent fossil]

I'm literally getting free money for using my credit card on that

[spare venture]

fr

[potent fossil]

That's why I used it lol

[warm anchor]

We’ve activated general moderation team which consist of JRoy

[waxen panther]

Even if you’re European you should be using your credit card but ok

[potent fossil]

spent $440, get 1.5% back at next statement

[stuck lynx]

Wait what are -emojis?

[cunning raft]

@waxen panther

[worn ember]

[tropic flame]

one man team, sounds like IRC's entire population with just phoenix

[warm anchor]

It’s paper chan!

[twin lagoon]

@waxen panther

[spare venture]

my credit card paid me $200 for opening an account

[twin lagoon]

@waxen panther

@waxen panther

[potent fossil]

so will get about $6-7 for free

[twin lagoon]

@waxen panther

[waxen panther]

I am going to the shower now you’ll have to excuse me jroy, I know you struggle when I’m not around

[stuck lynx]

OH GAWD PLZ NO

[worn ember]

@ mods mikel is spamming

[tropic flame]

POG

[cunning raft]

can we get some more finance tips in here

[tropic flame]

BASED

[potent fossil]

sure!

[cunning raft]

since you're all professionals

[mossy vessel]

Send me JRoys credit card

[waxen panther]

can we get some legal rulings too

[spare venture]

are you a professional jroy

[cunning raft]

maybe some stock tips

[potent fossil]

invest your spare income in mutual funds

then forget about it

[mossy vessel]

I'll double your balance in a day

[void void]

Use your credit card to donate to paper's open collective and get 2% cashback

[potent fossil]

check in 30 years and retire

[void void]

or smth

[warm anchor]

Sorry JRoy does not use credit card. He’s filthy rich

[worn ember]

sorry we only offer political tips

[waxen panther]

everyone buy <<shit coin>> now !!!

[warm anchor]

JRoy would call his maid and have them go out to shop for him

In fact JRoy has never been inside a retail store before

[stuck lynx]

First mindustry... now a freaking minecraft server... Anthropomorphization is really going too far...

[spare venture]

so do europeans just not use credit cards

[tropic flame]

I'm yet to find someone around me who does

[twin lagoon]

only while travelling

[mossy vessel]

Europeans don't pay at all

They just... take and run

[worn ember]

i just pay with money that i actually have

[tropic flame]

my dad literally cut his credit card with scissors once he finished paying it off because he was tired of having debts and shit

[worn ember]

thats only east europe

[golden gust]

simple using a credit card

Well

[mossy vessel]

Good that you know

[golden gust]

das a scare

[potent fossil]

friendly reminder! if you dont get a raise that matches and exceeds the inflation rate each and every year, you got a pay cut!

🚶

[warm anchor]

https://www.reddit.com/r/MoeMorphism/comments/peau7s/paperchan_helping_you_optimize_your_minecraft/

[tropic flame]

also, we use this awesome thing called cash

[potent fossil]

cash is a depreciating asset

[golden gust]

Yea

[potent fossil]

come borty, we are surrounded by dumb

[tropic flame]

and what's money inside a debit account?

[golden gust]

You know what you really need?

gold boulion!

[tropic flame]

those 5€ won't suddenly grow in value

[golden gust]

It's a number

[worn ember]

dogecoin

[potent fossil]

if you aren't earning interest you are losing money, that is a fact

due to inflation lol

[spare venture]

doge coin always goes up, that's a fact

[golden gust]

which is tied to a system which gives you a trickle of inflation

[tropic flame]

sure but you don't use a regular debit account for earning interest lol

[void void]

I get all my financial advice from paper general

[worn ember]

ah yes i love 0.01% interest on my money

[tropic flame]

I'm yet to see my mom's money doubling in there

[void void]

I am also bankrupt

[potent fossil]

you're the one talking about debit, i never did

[golden gust]

Because it's 0 risk, 0 gain

[topaz mortar]

checks as well.

[golden gust]

interest is not a fast earner

if you wanna earn money on savings you need to invest it into something which takes that cash and uses it to earn more

[spare venture]

just throw it all on the horse races

[golden gust]

ofc, bigger gains = more risk for you, which is why you generally invest in a portfolio rather than individual stocks, etc

[potent fossil]

just about all of my money is sitting in a mutual fund, which on average returns ~12% a year. in 2020 it returned 50% due to the covid market resurgence sad i missed that

[worn ember]

real estate is a good thing to invest in if you got money laying around

[potent fossil]

nvm not 50, 32

[spare venture]

i too love how the market has been going up and down 3-6% every day lately

[potent fossil]

fuck daily movement, idc about that

i check longterm graph and smile

[worn ember]

yeah only move once a week or something

[golden gust]

I mean, I had £90 in BTC a few weeks ago

[void void]

crypto

[golden gust]

then I had like £70 rando one day when I woke up

[potent fossil]

look at dis shet

https://owo.whats-th.is/8WHVcSF.png

sure it goes up and down wildly but over the longterm

up up up up upup upupupupupupu

[golden gust]

now I have ~36.5GBP and a baggie of weed on the way

[potent fossil]

what strain tho

i dont even smoke anymore

[void void]

fentanyl laced black market strains

[worn ember]

omnicron

[void void]

B)

[golden gust]

Amnesia, I just like stuff which makes it easier to work/brain a bit

[spare venture]

the market sure has been going up for a while

[warm anchor]

Paper financial advice

[void void]

reject crypto, buy weed

[mossy vessel]

🥱

[worn ember]

better than weeb advice

[void void]

invest in plant

[cunning raft]

trying to find a rule that makes this not allowed

give me a minute

[potent fossil]

who was even actually talking about crypto, am talkin bout actual market

[void void]

markety

[potent fossil]

yes rosa

market

[void void]

my favorite place to invest

[spare venture]

jroy hate fun 😠

[potent fossil]

hey borty whats your investment risk appetite

[spare venture]

are you gonna sell me a timeshare or something

[potent fossil]

no

[spare venture]

then i dont wanna talk

[potent fossil]

well i can sell you a timeshare if you want

[void void]

i can sell you this nice used 2005 ford focus

only 134k miles

for $9999.99

[potent fossil]

l0l

[spare venture]

take four 9's off of that and i'll buy it

[potent fossil]

hmmmm

to clone or not clone, that is the question

[stuck lynx]

I have a friend of mine who doesn't know that the internet anime-izes everything, can't wait to show him paperchan...

[potent fossil]

k

[stuck lynx]

:trollface:

[potent fossil]

thanks for sharing

[twin lagoon]

@vestal jasper uwu

[vestal jasper]

uwu

michael I hope u know I don't even check the ping before I reply

I see the ping and uwu before I scroll

[potent fossil]

the automatic uwu response

[golden gust]

So, what you're tryna say

[potent fossil]

a medical mystery

[golden gust]

is that you've uwu'd more miles than a cadalac

[twin lagoon]

@vestal jasper uwu

[stuck lynx]

^w^

[vestal jasper]

uwu

[stuck lynx]

°w°

-_-

•_°

[potent fossil]

can you stop spamming please

[stuck lynx]

ok

[untold meadow]

@twin lagoon

@void void

[twin lagoon]

@untold meadow BEST kezz

[void void]

@void void 🥰

wait

@untold meadow 🥰

brain on autopilot soz

[untold meadow]

self love is very important

[void void]

so true

[untold meadow]

exactly

[void void]

thats why im reading the Rust Programming Language book front to back

s̶̙͝o̴͑̐ ̶̑͝s̸̛͐i̷͋̅m̵̃̓p̴̀̚l̵̥̍è̵̠ ̷̋̑a̶̯̐n̷̛̺d̴́͑ ̵͎̿ë̷́̀n̸̉̈́j̴̧͋o̶̎̈y̸̏̕ā̸̛b̸̈́̇ĺ̶̓e̷̙͛

makes sense

[golden gust]

only thing I wanna read is naomi's obituary

"Loved by none, not even her self, she finally finds companionship with the dirt surrounding her"

[void void]

brb writing cat's obituary

the future is now boomer

no thanks 🙏

[twin lagoon]

@waxen panther thoughts

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewJSgy7UTF4

[waxen panther]

@grizzled finch

wrong person

[void void]

wha

[golden gust]

wait, wat

[void void]

@waxen panther HELO BROC

[golden gust]

wtf

[void void]

caps

[waxen panther]

@twin lagoon <<<<<<my entire subconcious, every thought typed out into papermc general chat>>>>>>>>

@void void HELLO ROSA

caps good !

[void void]

how r u

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egG7fiE89IU

[void void]

?

[golden gust]

Okay, that, because whatever I liked is a BTS? tf

I just thought that the intro was relevant or something

[void void]

music channel silly goober 🙄

ban!

[golden gust]

listen up, the future is bulletproof!

The aftermath is legendary!

[void void]

i say we ban cat

[golden gust]

And, naomi is ded! wooo!

oh, nvm

sad 😦

[waxen panther]

discords block thing is so annoying

[void void]

papermc discord violation #9935781032375

[waxen panther]

fuckin huge giant box

[void void]

don't get banned again

[twin lagoon]

can't block IRC

[waxen panther]

then i would miss michael talking about good things

[void void]

woops wrong message

[void void]

1 blocked message

[waxen panther]

[void void]

want to block this person? ok you can block them!

im gonna leave this little "view messages" button juuuuuuuust in case tho

||just click it. you know you want to read it. you know you want to.||

[waxen panther]

you want michael to dm me every message he sends in paper general ?

doesn't seem very practical

[void void]

you want michael?

[waxen panther]

he gets the right amount of paper general

just enough to not go insane

[untold meadow]

blocking someone makes their messages more visible

[warm anchor]

Unless you want 3rd solution

[waxen panther]

fr kezz

talking about blocking is cringe

[spare venture]

careful brocc

[waxen panther]

they brought it up and im telling them to stop

[twin lagoon]

@untold meadow BEST BEZZ

[waxen panther]

this is not a barty moment smh

[spare venture]

that’s not how these things work

[waxen panther]

🙄

[untold meadow]

@twin lagoon BEStT michrael

[potent panther]

adoptium or openjdk?

[spare venture]

same thing

[spiral robin]

Hm

[foggy silo]

I think something is happening to leaf

An ABNORMAL amount of rat eating.

[potent panther]

full version for non nitro

https://imgur.com/gallery/PnNccfu

[potent fossil]

@twin lagoon

I found dis

[twin lagoon]

that is not a standoff

[potent fossil]

FUCK

[golden gust]

hahahahaaa

danger

[potent fossil]

Why does it have to look like a standoff 😭

[golden gust]

makes it more fun to work out where it came from

[potent fossil]

From CPU water cooler box extra parts

[golden gust]

standoff for what?

well, what are you looking one for?

Cos, like, if it's for the m2, idk if that will fit, but, if it does, you know

[potent fossil]

To mount M2 drive

I mean that doesn't have a screw in the top to put the M2 screw (which I also don't have)

[golden gust]

ebay time, or whatever

can probs get like 100 of the fuckers for cheap 😄

[fallen oracle]

Bruh, I thought that line was a hair on my screen and I tried to blow it off.

[potent fossil]

Yea, no, screw far too fat

And I put an Amazon order in already I just don't wanna wait

😭

[potent fossil]

Nah just a scratch on my washing machine kek

[foggy silo]

evil.

[potent fossil]

brb gonna stand in the rain and scream into the void at god and ask why he hates me

[golden gust]

Hey

Simple

|| fuck you||

[potent fossil]

lov u 2

[merry talon]

Wait, am I missing something

just tape that fucker down

[golden gust]

I mean, that's what I said already

even provided an engineering chart for it

[potent fossil]

i dont have a standoff to make it level lol, it'd be taped and bent

if i had a standoff i would

[waxen panther]

[golden gust]

Okay, but

it would work doe

[merry talon]

You just put extra slack in the tape then

[golden gust]

get machine working, order screws on amazon or whatever

[potent fossil]

is that safe, i have not had such advanced technologies at my disposal

[warm anchor]

This is what happens if you look into Mojang mapping for too long

[waxen panther]

This is what happens if you look into Mojang mapping Modern paper general for too long

[golden gust]

I mean, taping shit down has been a tradition for years

[potent fossil]

fuck i dont even have electrical tape

[golden gust]

never had any issues from it

[merry talon]

Depends what kind of tape you use

[potent fossil]

[golden gust]

just standard sellotape will do, like

[merry talon]

Don't use that metal hvac tape

[golden gust]

electrical tape is, once again, for when you cut yourself

[merry talon]

Then you're good

[warm anchor]

Simple see

I was correct

[potent fossil]

you mean the shit i used for wrapping christmas gifts can be used to hold a $230 m2 drive in

[golden gust]

Yes

[warm anchor]

Yes

[merry talon]

Ye

[warm anchor]

On the corner of IC board you can use a piece of tap as buffer

[golden gust]

Once again, order screws as soon as you can and do it properly

but, as a temp solution, you know

[potent fossil]

i ordered the screws already, its just gonna be a few days

[golden gust]

wait

don't they just use the same thing as standard case screws?

[warm anchor]

Here simple. Here is how you secure it @potent fossil I made a quick markup for you

[dapper shuttle]

who understands the Placeholder?

[warm anchor]

Red is tape and black part is a piece of paper @potent fossil

[merry talon]

That is.. not how I was thinking

[warm anchor]

You have to trust me on this

[golden gust]

sellotape is not conductive

[waxen panther]

who understands the Placeholder?

[golden gust]

Like, over the years, I've used sellotape to hold random various bits of electrical shit together

this one time I had a stereo hifi system in which the power cord was literally held together by a mixture of electrical and sellotape

[warm anchor]

Tape is

It fixes everything!

[twin lagoon]

@waxen panther
m a t i a l l o r e

[dapper shuttle]

I wanted to add an AFK system in the TAB, for example the player is idle for 10 minutes - his nickname turns gray

[waxen panther]

you hate me

[twin lagoon]

best brocc

[potent fossil]

but am dont have standoff for the case screw to go into

[golden gust]

"who understands" X is not a useful question or anything

[potent fossil]

oops i pang sorry

love u

[golden gust]

if you're a dev and tryna use PAPI, well, there is the -dev channel

PAPI also has a discord they operate from

[potent fossil]

hmm i have an old pc i use as a server, i could take one of its standoffs...maybe it'd work

[fallen oracle]

Speaking of that

[potent fossil]

[fallen oracle]

Gotta get another update out tonight or tomorrow

😰

[potent fossil]

wat

[dapper shuttle]

oh, ok

[fallen oracle]

For papi

[dapper shuttle]

извините

[potent fossil]

o

[foggy silo]

Don't blame him.. the rat must be better anyways. 👀

[warm anchor]

@static badge thoughts?

[static badge]

https://imgur.com/cIz5Cg3

[warm anchor]

[potent fossil]

im literally taking apart this old pc to get at this fucking standoff

[foggy silo]

Spotted leaf, so wise.

[potent fossil]

I got the standoff

It doesn't fit

[jade flax]

but did you have a standoff with the standoff to make it fit?

[potent fossil]

You wot m8

[jade flax]

sorry, that may be better

terrible play on words

[potent fossil]

What are the silver things, are they not standoffs of some sort

[jade flax]

those should be stuck to the motherboard, typically standoffs don't poke through the board

ah, is there a m.2 slot nearby?

[potent fossil]

well yea but according to @twin lagoon i need a standoff for the m.2

yes thats what this is for

[jade flax]

yeah, you slot the standoff into that

[potent fossil]

so the silver thing IS the standoff

[jade flax]

that is just a threaded piece so the standoff has something to go into

[potent fossil]

i just took apart an old pc to pull a mobo standoff out of it but it doesnt fit into that threaded piece, guess im about to just do what cat said and tape the fucking m2 down until my order arrives

[jade flax]

Yeah, the mobo standoffs are bigger

[potent fossil]

Time to die

[jade flax]

Electrical tape ftw

just hope the tape doesn't come off lol

[potent fossil]

dont have that gonna use packing tape and no i am not joking

[jade flax]

Uhm... I now dislike you for that

[potent fossil]

cat told me to do it

its either that or i cry and wait for my order of standoffs to arrive in 3 days

i am very impatience

[jade flax]

Is that drive necessary? like do you not have another?

[potent fossil]

i have a sata drive but i want my nvme

[jade flax]

ohhh, gotcha

[merry talon]

Wait what? Those silver things do look like what the screw goes into

What's this about standoffs

Do you have a weird drive or something

[foggy silo]

Can someone explain what the "xy" situation is? https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/pull/7197#issuecomment-1001133956

[merry talon]

are you asking what an XY problem is? or related to that specific pr

[foggy silo]

yea

are you asking what an XY problem is

[merry talon]

"Can someone help me find waterproof socks? My feet keep getting wet when I walk outside in the rain"

When the real solution is to wear shoes

[potent fossil]

waterproof socks would be pretty cool

[grand pewter]

pretty sure those exist

[foggy silo]

Hmm so, how would it be in the situation for this PR?

To use what's already given to you?

[merry talon]

He just means you're trying to solve a non-problem

[foggy silo]

Ah.

[grand pewter]

yeah happens quite often tbh

like I made a report the other day as well and immediately closed it because I realized it was an xy problem 😛

[potent fossil]

pre sure kenny is actually calling the issue you referenced as xy

your solution does solve it, but the issue is xy to the specific user

[merry talon]

idk my brain isn't working well enough to understand what I'm reading in this pr anyway

[foggy silo]

Basically it's just an event for the sleeping bed message

and allows you to customize it

[potent fossil]

god damn ok just put that poor pc back together after i ripped it apart for one of its standoffs for no reason whatsoever

[meager tusk]

how is it that at any time of the day you're here simple

[potent fossil]

hi idriz

[meager tusk]

it's almost 3 am here

[potent fossil]

it is 5:47pm here

[meager tusk]

and i've seen you message at 9am my time

Bro.

[potent fossil]

please stop bullying me

[meager tusk]

You're the best.

But get some rest.

[golden gust]

Don't inflate his ego

plz

[meager tusk]

😎 👉 👉

[potent fossil]

thats only 9 hours apart idriz

why cant i be here 9 hours later

[golden gust]

its almost 3am here

and i've seen you message at 9am

So, +6 hours diff there

[meager tusk]

his brain is fried

[golden gust]

So, that means, you saw him message at midnight his time

[meager tusk]

yeah i guess that's natural

[potent fossil]

i have not been awake for 18 hours, i slept for a full 8 hours in between that

[golden gust]

Which, like, you know, humans awake at midnight especially post the invention of the lightbulb, not ultra rare

plz

[meager tusk]

but i've also seen him message at mid-day my time

[golden gust]

Yea, he's also a dirty little stop up

but, still

[meager tusk]

That reminds me.

[potent fossil]

u wot

[meager tusk]

I should go to bed.

👋

[potent fossil]

goodnight idriz i will be here when you awake

have sweet dreams

[golden gust]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dirty stop up

[potent fossil]

yea just read that

[merry talon]

https://tenor.com/view/godfather-massacre-sad-gif-16810633

[potent fossil]

why the fk is my ~/.cache 24gb

[fallen oracle]

Docker?

[potent fossil]

not this time

[ashen nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/its-a-blood-bath-daniel-craig-kate-mckinnon-saturday-night-live-massacre-gif-16620291

[potent fossil]

pacman cache is half of it

[merry talon]

hey pimple

do you have an air fryer

[potent fossil]

yes

[merry talon]

I just got one, it's a game changer for me rn

[ashen nacelle]

.kill pimple

[potent fossil]

yes they are amazing

[limber knot]

rams a napalm launcher up pimple's ass and lets off a few rounds.

[ashen nacelle]

oof

[potent fossil]

get microwavable burrito and then put it in air fryer anyway

it will come out amazing

[ashen nacelle]

talk about some tacobell devil death there

[foggy silo]

air fryer is a blessing

[potent fossil]

adam go back to your $12 apple brandy you paid $60 for

[ashen nacelle]

im drinking Vikings Blod

its a Mead

$31.99 at my local liqour store

[merry talon]

ok if we're on this topic

https://www.empressgin.com/ this stuff is amazing

so pretty

[ashen nacelle]

have you seen the new cocktails that came out for the matirx they look good

https://fb.watch/a8RUiBfKeD/

[potent fossil]

did you just link facebook

[ashen nacelle]

so thats where i came across the video

[potent fossil]

[tropic flame]

imagine eating fried air smh

i bet that's an American invention

/s

[potent fossil]

was invented in germany :L

[foggy silo]

German Engineering 😍😍

[golden gust]

Kinda want an air fryer

I mean, I kinda want a deep fat fryer but am not too sure I wanna be responsible for such a device especially as somebody who loves fried food and really wants to like, stop eating too much shit

[ashen nacelle]

air friers are pretty useful for some quick meals without needingf the oil

we do wings in the air fryer.

and french fries come out nice and crispy instead of soggy

[merry talon]

am currently eating air fried wings

[worn ember]

hot air is yum