general

[potent fossil]

Does this seem solid?

If CF workers paid plan gives 400,000 GB-seconds of computation duration for free each month, and they state that "duration billing will charge for the 128 MB of memory allocated to your Worker, regardless of actual usage", then:

128MB = 0.128GB --> 400,000 GB-seconds / 0.128GB = 3,125,000 seconds (= 828 hours) of total computation is free per month, since 128MB of RAM usage is billed whether that is actually used or not.

Or am I maybe miscalculating something? Seems like a lot. But then again, a lot of concurrent requests could of course eat that up fairly quickly.

Say a 15 second operation, I could do 208,333 of them total for free. Then say 30 of those per second, would let me go for 6,944 seconds or ~115 minutes. Little under 2 hours.

So maybe the math checks out. Seems generous at first but when considering how usage could potentially ramp up, it seems like a solid price model?

(Basically just want someone to sanity check me please)

[minor otter]

What happend to @frosty pagodaximyst ?

[potent fossil]

?

Oh she left?

[minor otter]

I was going to wish happy christmas in norwegian 😦

[potent fossil]

well that is very sad

wtf proxi just leave us without saying bai

[twin lagoon]

proximyst left the mc scene

lol

<@&748618676189528155>

[merry talon]

Checks out to me, it's basically a bit more than a 128mb function running 24/7 for a month

(750 hours in a month)

[potent fossil]

yea

mods asleep

[merry talon]

Lol report him to the host and get his code revoked too

[twin lagoon]

@coarse lily hello ocelot my beloved

[mighty storm]

yikes

[twin lagoon]

ok ocelot hates me

[mighty storm]

?warn @little matrix don't advertise affiliate links... we aren't an ad server

[thorny flicker]

:raised_hands: Warned Andrew1238#1027 (don't advertise affiliate links... we aren't an ad server) [3 total infractions] -- olivia // chew#0579.

[mighty storm]

3 ? wtf

[merry talon]

looks like ban time to me

[mighty storm]

you got a point
this is the 3rd time

[merry talon]

No you straight up just wanted referrals

kek

[mighty storm]

Then just... advertise the site? Why specifically your affiliate link 🤨

[potent fossil]

https://owo.whats-th.is/7D1L26c.png

[mighty storm]

3 🚩 s

1. unprompted link
2. affiliate link
3. potential defamation (or slander/libel, i dont know) of shockbyte's company
4. your 3rd instance of this

That good enough?

?ban @little matrix continued spam (3 warnings) of affiliate links to a hosting company

[thorny flicker]

:raised_hands: Banned Andrew1238#1027 (continued spam (3 warnings) of affiliate links to a hosting company) [4 total infractions] -- olivia // chew#0579.

[potent fossil]

i guess you could say

he got CHEWed out

🚶

[mighty storm]

honestly based support

[twin lagoon]

cool i'm ready for mcmarket

[potent fossil]

lmfao

[viscid wedge]

Polymart time BABY

[waxen panther]

MY MICHAEL LEARNING JAVA ?

[twin lagoon]

i am coming for your job !

i tried academy few months ago and my trial expired

turns out you can delete your account and get your 2 months back

[waxen panther]

[mighty storm]

that UI seems familiar

[twin lagoon]

it is jetbrains academy

[quick pasture]

[mighty storm]

ah yes "minecademy but worse"

[waxen panther]

?

[mighty storm]

i have horrible wit, ignore me, that was a joke

[waxen panther]

[twin lagoon]

on my way

[quick pasture]

michael whats ur first opensource foss free minecraft plugin going to be

[twin lagoon]

good question

not at that stage yet

i'll do one of those funny essential plugins

and then sell it on mcmarket

[viscid wedge]

[1.8+] [NMS shaded] [odexed] [placeholders] [premium] [25% off] ⚡NullFuck⚡all in one server utilities

[waxen panther]

EssentialsN

[twin lagoon]

koriEssentials

[waxen panther]

TRUE

[twin lagoon]

[quick pasture]

mmmichaelspot

120% async clouds

performance fork

39$/server

[waxen panther]

39$ + (players * $2) a month

$400 config setup

[twin lagoon]

god academy is so fucking slow

ok i have broken it

[static ermine]

Just discovered paper is a thing.

Last time I did any server work, bukkit was it if you wanted beyond vanilla lol

[foggy silo]

Oh times have changed.

[dusk falcon]

hey, anyone here has the permission to give me the sponsor role in discord?

[wraith trail]

@mental meadow ^

[golden gust]

added, ty

[dusk falcon]

thx

nono i have to say thx for the great work from you guys

[left swift]

@waxen panther you did good work today thank you

[twin lagoon]

i am not ready for java arithmetic operations

i do not enjoy this

going back to bash

[coarse lily]

Hello yes sorry I was AFK

[waxen panther]

we're on holiday but thanks champ

[twin lagoon]

wtf integers round down and not up

[left swift]

i wasnt talking about ur work buddy

[waxen panther]

wtf

[waxen panther]

easier to think of it as cutting off the precision

[twin lagoon]

"Which of these are equal to 12" this question took me 5 minutes

[waxen panther]

fired.

THAT is so RUDE simple

[potent fossil]

Ok

[waxen panther]

😐

[potent fossil]

love u broccolai

[waxen panther]

love u

[twin lagoon]

being bullied for learning java ok .

[foggy silo]

😍

[potent fossil]

michal i thought you already knew java

[twin lagoon]

no

that's a mistake a lot of people make

i do not know shit about java

[foggy silo]

What languages do you know?

[twin lagoon]

none

okay that's a lie i can work my way around python & bash for the most part

[potent fossil]

oh ok well then u r not dumb, u r best. good luck learning

[true canyon]

@worn ember maybe they just always suck

[foggy silo]

Yea have fun!!!

[foggy silo]

(I agree programming might be fun)

[twin lagoon]

you fucking bet i'm outsourcing any arithmetic operations

[spiral robin]

[potent fossil]

hi aber

[quick pasture]

[foggy silo]

Now get if a number is odd/even 😳

[spiral robin]

H*cking airports

[foggy silo]

(Big challenge!!)

[twin lagoon]

that's where the npm packages come in

[potent fossil]

o boy

[twin lagoon]

https://www.npmjs.com/package/is-odd

[potent fossil]

kek

[spiral robin]

Depends on is-even

[twin lagoon]

300k weekly downloads

[foggy silo]

24 contributions

[twin lagoon]

it's not surprising we haven't found a solution to covid if there's 300k weekly downloads

[potent fossil]

the nodejs community is a fucking meme honestly

the man made 20 commits to it

[foggy silo]

https://www.npmjs.com/package/is-number

[quick pasture]

19x fixing his checks for odd numbers?

[potent fossil]

https://github.com/i-voted-for-trump/is-odd/blob/master/index.js#L12

[foggy silo]

It seems like java dependencies are a bit more powerful in what they cover. As in, libraries aren’t exactly just one utility usually.

[potent fossil]

fucking 5 pull requests

i hate this, this is cursed

[foggy silo]

And there doesn’t seem to be these gigantic dependency trees

[waxen panther]

30 commits for a isOdd func

[twin lagoon]

[spiral robin]

@twin lagoon

[foggy silo]

But good luck learning java!!

[spiral robin]

@quick pasture

[foggy silo]

It’s fun!! Good choice!!

[static ermine]

Kinda thinking on doing an anarchy lite™ server with paper

[twin lagoon]

it is absolutely not fun

[waxen panther]

cringe

[potent fossil]

k

[foggy silo]

Hi aber 😍

[twin lagoon]

okay maybe it is a little fun

[quick pasture]

@spiral robin

[twin lagoon]

we do a little bit of coding

[foggy silo]

😉

[waxen panther]

michael you gotta message me when you get stuck so i can repay you for the 1000 docker questions

[twin lagoon]

[static ermine]

The only java I know is js

(and it's not even java lmao)

[twilit nimbus]

The life of a server admin, do we ever get a break over Christmas

[twin lagoon]

yes

you turn off your DMs

[twilit nimbus]

Context this guy won’t stop barking at me about the redstone limit

[quick pasture]

go use is-odd or sth smh

[twin lagoon]

and let other people solve your issue

[waxen panther]

michael are u ready to do code review on interfaces rewrite yet

[potent fossil]

delegation

[twin lagoon]

yes

[waxen panther]

ok inviting you

[twin lagoon]

no

[quick pasture]

kek

[twin lagoon]

@quick pasture send pictures of dog

[static ermine]

Mood, enjoy your break :)

[foggy silo]

Can someone tell me the context as to what interfaces is!?

[twin lagoon]

i give

[potent fossil]

make the moderator rank seem desirable and then extract free labor from your users by exploiting their desire for power

[twin lagoon]

i receive more frank dog pics

[potent fossil]

oh wait 🚶

[twin lagoon]

look at how small he is it's so adorable

[static ermine]

So, every server ever

[twilit nimbus]

Thanks , I might turn around and do an announcement saying I’m not touching the server for the next week and a bit

[quick pasture]

ITS CUTE

[twin lagoon]

[static ermine]

Absolutely do so, I highly recommend it

[quick pasture]

not gonna wake up doggo now tho

3am

Remind tomorrow

[twin lagoon]

sir ur commits are unverified @waxen panther

[waxen panther]

shut up

[foggy silo]

Uh oh

Impose broc!!!

[waxen panther]

im on my laptop

[static ermine]

Brocc, y u no verify

[waxen panther]

cannot be bothered to set it up, barely dev on this

[foggy silo]

Wow broc, that’s kinda sus

[cunning raft]

@waxen panther are you broccolai?

[waxen panther]

@cunning raft who?

[twin lagoon]

Could you PGP sign your Discord messages? @waxen panther

[cunning raft]

@waxen panther where did you put broccolai

[twin lagoon]

😐

[cunning raft]

is this rroccolai?

[waxen panther]

i'll pgp my smoke signals so that i can communicate with pheonix

[static ermine]

Croccolai

[foggy silo]

No it’s cauliflower!!!

Omg!!

[waxen panther]

whats the r stand for there jroy 🙂

[cunning raft]

typo

[quick pasture]

hi

[waxen panther]

just making sure 👍

ok i will setup my keys and force push for yoou michael

[static ermine]

croccolai (unverified)

[foggy silo]

Wait are u able to resign commits?

[waxen panther]

[cunning raft]

not without a force push

it changes the the commit hash

[quick pasture]

[foggy silo]

Ahh yea right

[twin lagoon]

what is a magic number

academy keeps complaining and i have never heard of it

[quick pasture]

random number usage in ur code

[twin lagoon]

oh

[quick pasture]

explain where it comes from by putting it in a static var on the class

[foggy silo]

^

[potent fossil]

it wants you to use an enum or some sort of constant to refer to it instead

[foggy silo]

Instead of just having random numbers like 7 which mean nothing by themselves

[twin lagoon]

right but i'm retrieving it from a scanner

[twilit nimbus]

This should do the trick

[quick pasture]

pub stat final int DOGGO_LOVE = 1000000000000000;

[foggy silo]

Big NUM NUM

[potent fossil]

are you doing JB academy michal

[twin lagoon]

i am!

[potent fossil]

yas

[foggy silo]

Yea that’s a good choice

I picked up java by doing some silly JS and then watching YouTubens

[left swift]

learning is cringe

[potent fossil]

i just recently re-read https://mineacademy.net

what a fun time that was

why am i being downvoted frank

[quick pasture]

posting that link

[foggy veldt]

You forgot the /s tag

[potent fossil]

click it

[twin lagoon]

ok the solution to magic number complaining is to make every variable final

[quick pasture]

cant allow traffic !

[potent fossil]

you typed cademy mana

you dumbass

[quick pasture]

no mention !!!!

[twin lagoon]

you typed cademy

[left swift]

u did

[twin lagoon]

pimple you dumbass

[potent fossil]

and it's not .org, it's .net freaks

[left swift]

u dumbass

[potent fossil]

oh

[left swift]

i clicked linku posted

[left swift]

SAY SORRY

[potent fossil]

well mana is a dumbass anyway

[left swift]

im gonna cry!

[twin lagoon]

@waxen panther thoughts

[potent fossil]

there i fixed it

[foggy silo]

Anime girls holding programming books

[potent fossil]

and it's not kangaroo's site weirdos

[twin lagoon]

kori cleancode ?

[quick pasture]

fixed my reaction

[potent fossil]

kek

[left swift]

@warm anchor opinion

[waxen panther]

man

i got thoughts

[left swift]

since when

[waxen panther]

fr

[warm anchor]

bad photoshop zzz

the hand aint even holding the book

wtf

[twin lagoon]

rie cleancode ?

[left swift]

eternity is a realist

[twin lagoon]

[quick pasture]

need the 5 donut java book

[foggy silo]

Java for dummies!

[foggy veldt]

AnimeGirlsHoldingProgrammingBooks needs visionaries like you

All the java ones suck

[warm anchor]

simpler, the better

[warm anchor]

[waxen panther]

i need more bri emotes

[warm anchor]

@lean kiln

[quick pasture]

also this boi

[spiral robin]

[quick pasture]

@twin lagoon after jetbrains academy ^^^^^^

[quick pasture]

[void void]

rip to all the people taking DSA in object oriented languages

[potent fossil]

u guys are haters toward OOP

[void void]

only me and maybe naomi

it's not our fault we are based

[twilit nimbus]

This is a server full of friends lol

[void void]

rustpilled

[twin lagoon]

10% there already

i am already ready to get into minecraft plugin development

[foggy silo]

[spiral robin]

The newest spigot fork mcmarket dev

[spiral robin]

That is a very vibrant pepe

[foggy silo]

Hm yea, you're right.

[twin lagoon]

oh huh, the kotlin learning track is free lol

[quick pasture]

first learn the proper language

[coarse lily]

Don’t do it!

[twin lagoon]

@waxen panther thoughts on kotlin

heard you are a kotlin fanatic and expert

[foggy silo]

Michael don't.... don't do it....

[waxen panther]

🙂

[twin lagoon]

🙂

[waxen panther]

i am legally not allowed to make any further comments

[twin lagoon]

🙂

[waxen panther]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuRC3HEJ71M

[foggy silo]

Please read paper stickers for more information

[lofty cargo]

yo

wth?

[twin lagoon]

spambot

[golden gust]

Welcome to discord

[twin lagoon]

just block and move on

[spiral robin]

Yo they’re a good employer

[waxen panther]

day 1 on discord b like

[twin lagoon]

will keep their advertising methods in mind though

[potent fossil]

@twin lagoon https://drop.jacobandersen.dev/textbooks/programming/

🚶

[golden gust]

general advise, disable direct DMs from "large" servers

[spiral robin]

15$/hr for beginner spigot dev with NMs skills

[twin lagoon]

and to this i respond

[foggy silo]

[lofty cargo]

agree

[potent fossil]

yea thats where i got those

dumass

[twin lagoon]

and to that i respond

[potent fossil]

also back when springer made most of their textbooks free, i downloaded all of them with a script and they promptly went back to charging $90 per ebook

so i have like 500 textbooks on my nas

[twin lagoon]

and to all of that i respond

censorship

[spiral robin]

[potent fossil]

[twin lagoon]

and to that, i respond

https://imgur.com/cIz5Cg3

good night

[quick pasture]

very cool

[potent fossil]

me: try to be nice to michal

michal: lol u dumass y u do dat i just go scihub

[twin lagoon]

i am always one step ahead of you

[foggy silo]

🤨

[twin lagoon]

certain things in life are unavoidable

[coarse lily]

Calling him a dumbass is being nice?

With friends like these . . .

[potent fossil]

what

[coarse lily]

#general message

[waxen panther]

(amongus)

[coarse lily]

It was 2minutes ago!

[potent fossil]

you expect me to remember 2 minutes ago

[golden gust]

This one time

at band camp

[potent fossil]

yeah i have all that on my nas

[golden gust]

Springer released a ton of books and I yanked all the ones I could 😄

[potent fossil]

should be something like 450 books

[golden gust]

and much other crap from humble bundle

[twin lagoon]

i never ended up buying that humble bundle

but i'd be interested in quite a few of those

i am seeing k u b e r n e t e s

[golden gust]

I was a student, it was cheap, seemed like an idea

[waxen panther]

@ electorniccat

[potent fossil]

https://owo.whats-th.is/656n2f4.png

[golden gust]

I was debating at one point to setup a KB group just to be able to share some shit

[twilit nimbus]

😂

[magic river]

Ah, the A15 efficiency cores are about the same perf as the A76

The A78 is a fair bit faster but also uses almost 4x the power

Alternative, some A78 implementations are the same perf as the A15 efficiency cores but only use 2.5x more power

[viscid wedge]

interesting looking prompt you have there, mind posting your *shrc?

[cunning raft]

interesting looking prompt you have there, mind posting your *shrc?

[viscid wedge]

interesting looking prompt you have there, mind posting your *shrc?

[spiral robin]

Not using exa

[crisp hatch]

is steam down for anyone else

[waxen panther]

ls is an alias for exa for me

[static ermine]

JRoy, do I even wanna know why your pfp is Stephen Colbert?

Lol

[magic river]

Huh, sounds like Swift is going to try to add some concept of lifetimes like Rust but only to optimize reference counting and make it more ergonomic

[waxen panther]

remind me tmrw

[viscid wedge]

what is the purpose of exa

[chrome cosmos]

more like egg jam

[static ermine]

I legit read this as Swift the trucking company at first and I was about to be like "ofc Swift is doing some janky stuff"

[fallen oracle]

I read it as Taylor Swift

[merry talon]

exa is a modern replacement for the venerable file-listing command-line program ls that ships with Unix and Linux operating systems, giving it more features and better defaults. It uses colours to distinguish file types and metadata. It knows about symlinks, extended attributes, and Git.

[void void]

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

[left swift]

please rosa

I hate you

that killed the chat for an hour

[viscid wedge]

https://github.com/Peltoche/lsd

I use this

[potent fossil]

i struggle to understand why ls needs replacements

[radiant oriole]

the only thing that does that can't be done with aliases is pretty colors

[magic river]

Wow, the lofi girl stream has been going non-stop since February of 2020

[magic river]

I think you'd find many who would dispute the claim that "userland"
is dominated by GNU software.

And part of Linux (and I'm happy to be part of Linux), is the X Window
System, which started in 1984. It was never part of GNU.

And part of Linux is Sendmail, which started even earlier than X.

And part of Linux is Bind, which started even earlier than X.

So lots of significant components predate (and postdate) GNU.

Apache started more recently; it was not part of GNU.

Many other major components come from all over; arguably they are what
is driving Linux's acceptance as much as anything GNU OR the Linux kernel
did. (Note that I believe that right now it is Internet services driving
Linux acceptance; not the X Window System).

There are lots of people on this bus; I don't hear a clamor of support
that GNU is more essential than many of the other components; can't
take a wheel away, and end up with a functional vehicle, or an engine,
or the seats. I recommend you be happy we have a bus.

[void void]

ur welcome

WAIT IS OT FUCKING CHRISTMAN

FUCK

[magic river]

Stallman's response to that message was to say that all of those things were added to the "GNU system" even if they weren't a part of the GNU project so they counted for his argument too

[void void]

SINCE WHEN IS IT CHRISTMAS WHATA

[magic river]

aka utter bulshit

[coarse lily]

I remember sendmail.

[void void]

update it's not chrismas

Iman idiot

[coarse lily]

I don't think it's Christmas anywhere in the world yet.

[magic river]

If you boil down all the nonsense what he was really trying to say is GNU was the only project setting out to make an OS, the rest were just making single programs for things so he thought GNU should get the naming credit for the overall system even if it was through Linux that it took off

[left swift]

[magic river]

Just under 4 hours until Christmas starts in the Line Islands

[left swift]

[proud lance]

where santa at

[potent fossil]

Dead. I killed him.

[proud lance]

mods ban this santa denier

[potent fossil]

I don't deny he existed.

[void void]

We don't have Christmas here

[proud lance]

you denied his existance by killing him

[potent fossil]

But he exists no longer because I killed him.

[void void]

We celebrate new year

[void void]

u are being extradited to the north pole for trial of crimes against humanity

[potent fossil]

kay

[wraith beacon]

how do i update my paper mc version

yes but that chat is dead

[golden gust]

Okay, but

Hurd will be out soon, right?

[coarse lily]

I replied to you there but you waited barely 60 seconds.

Give us a chance, at least.

[potent fossil]

speak for yourself because i am in fact a chat bot

[limber knot]

🤖

[wraith beacon]

sorry

[chrome kite]

guys how do i get social skills

[foggy silo]

Enter reality

[magic river]

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

[coarse lily]

Practice.

[silver nexus]

you dont.

[magic river]

Some of it comes naturally with age but only if you're trying

Otherwise you become a shut in who needs medication to handle going to the grocery store

[golden gust]

find hobby

find group

attend once

Now, dice roll as to if you only show up the once or if you meet a group of peeps you vibe with

[magic river]

Oh yeah, group activities/classes are great

[coarse lily]

I think the reason it gets easier with age is that you care a little bit less.

[magic river]

You don't even have to really interact, just being present helps

[coarse lily]

Or a lot less, depending.

[magic river]

I used to go to LUG meetings when I lived in Omaha, only talked regularly to like 2 people there and one of them was the person I was going there with

[coarse lily]

But really, yeah, you just need to practice. Very few things come magically with no practice. With time and practice you get more comfortable and develop small bits of the skills that you put together.

[magic river]

Still helped

[coarse lily]

There are a few books that apparently help.

[magic river]

Yeah, it is something you can kind of study for, at least gives you some training to fall back on when the anxiety kicks in and your brain turns off

[coarse lily]

Forcing yourself out of your comfort zone and learning to be okay with that is valuable.

[magic river]

If you're at all religious church is a good place for this kind of thing

A church usually has something going on most days of the week and it's an easy community to join

Otherwise take a cooking class, join a club at school, etc

Get really in to Magic the Gathering or Warhammer and start hanging out at the local comic book store

[coarse lily]

A lot of those group type activities that used to be around back in the day have gone away or gotten a lot less popular. I think that makes it a bit tricker these days to get stronger social skills when you're young.

[golden gust]

not sure if gaining friends and social skills or joining a cult

[coarse lily]

Haha

Gotta be careful, though. Sometimes you make friends with jerks and then that rubs off on you.

[magic river]

Join a pool league if you're old enough to drink

[golden gust]

Yea, chicken potpie

[coarse lily]

Pool like billiards? Or like swimming?

Actually neither really requires drinking does it?

[magic river]

billiards 😛

[golden gust]

old enough to drink

go swimming

eeer...

[magic river]

That happens at bars

[coarse lily]

You don't need to drink to play pool either!

[vernal moth]

Everybody has their own kinks cat, don't judge!

[magic river]

Bars don't let you stick around past a certain time if you're underage

[coarse lily]

Oh it can. But lots of pool halls have no drinking.

[golden gust]

||Well, yea, but, waterboarding is a more controlled way to do that||

[magic river]

Plus, well, the alcohol helps

[vernal moth]

Another benefit of Germany, can enter bars at 16

[golden gust]

weak

it's all about 3L bottles of cider and heading down to the park

[magic river]

That reminds me, waterboarding apparently triggers some response that is so ingrained in a person you can't train it out

[coarse lily]

Drowning?

Yeah.

[magic river]

Like, even if someone was in a coma they'd respond to it

Not just drowning, it's something else

[vernal moth]

Well, you actively start to die, lol

[magic river]

You don't though

[vernal moth]

It's one of the worst ways to torture somebody without actively giving them wounds

[magic river]

If it's done right there is apparently no chance you'd actually drown

It just fucks with your brain in just the right way at a low enough level to make you think you will

[vernal moth]

Any clues gained via torture are invalid anyways

Because somebody will say whatever to make it stop

That's why sane countries don't do that

[proud lance]

waterboard coma patients so they wake up

[vernal moth]

If only it was tat simple...

[magic river]

Ah, apparently if you use a cloth you can actually drown them but if you use plastic you can't?

But the body thinks it's drowning either way

[proud lance]

they either wake up or drown, end result not in a coma anymore

[potent fossil]

i got a question

[golden gust]

||All I see is an empty bed|| #GoingToHell

[potent fossil]

how the fuck did yall go from giving advice on gaining social skills to talking about the efficacy of waterboarding on information retrieval and the prevention of drowning during the act so as to torture the person more efficiently

in approximately 3 minutes

[coarse lily]

That is a very good question.

Because things have gone off the rails.

[golden gust]

I happened

[coarse lily]

Incoming rat.gif

[golden gust]

basically

[static badge]

why don't we discuss the seagull's ability to swallow rats whole

[proud lance]

someone has to clean rat carcesses

[static badge]

thing's are fucking crazy man

[foggy silo]

So many rats

[magic river]

We ran out of things to say on social skills and I'm fascinated by brain hacks

[coarse lily]

I wonder if that seagull is like the boss of other seagulls.

[foggy silo]

This is where spotted leaf has ended up. Take notes.

[static badge]

i wonder if it choked on it

[coarse lily]

And they tell stories about the time he swallowed that whole rat.

[magic river]

btw Hitchens lasted 16 seconds doing a waterboarding demo

[vernal moth]

It's Christmas, what better day to discuss torture is there

[coarse lily]

Or, yeah, if he's an idiot and he chokes and they tell stories of the idiot seagull.

[golden gust]

tbqh

Seagulls are fucking assholes

[vernal moth]

I have to go to my family in 10 hours, that's a form of torture too, right?

[proud lance]

fall into a coma

[coarse lily]

They really are.

[spare venture]

nothing like a talk about social skills and waterboarding in paper general. simple should’ve known how intimately related they are

[plucky sparrow]

omg there’s a new Doraemon movie on Netflix

wtf it’s shit

why is it 3d

[magic river]

All I want for Christmas is a successful launch

[vernal moth]

they moved the launch to tomorrow, right?

1220 UTC tomorrow

can't wait

wow people build the telescope in MC

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51749918922_84aecf1ca7_b.jpg

thats cool

I still love the design

it looks so much more modern than hubble

hubble just looks like a tin can

webb looks like sci fi

[plucky sparrow]

Is it bad if I run my 3000mhz ram at 3600mhz

[vernal moth]

it will most likely just not start, lol

[plucky sparrow]

Oh true hmm

I did manage to get it to run at 3466

But it definitely can’t go any over that

[vernal moth]

depends on a ton of factors

like your CPU

but maybe dap has slower ram with tighter timings and is trying to overclock it to get best of both worlds?

[pastel reef]

What Player slots do you suggest for i5, 10GB, 20 Render, 8 Simulation?

[vernal moth]

depends on what i5

i5 alone is a worthless description

could be a first gen mobile i5, thats basically slower than my watch, or could be a current gen desktop i5, thats faster than a skylake desktop i7

supporting the devs 🦾

[plucky sparrow]

I just really regret getting some Corsair vengeance pro ram sticks

Kinda overpriced

[potent fossil]

decided to watch the movie "dont look up" and my god is it stupid but also probably 3000% realistic

[stiff wadi]

did you look up?

[potent fossil]

yes

[stiff wadi]

[plucky sparrow]

Oh nvm they were quite cheap actually

Well I’ll probably just run them at 3200

I do need a few more ram sticks though

16gb doesn’t really hold up for me

[vernal moth]

speaking about overprised ram: I do love my gskill trident Z RGBs

but I have 3600 mega transfers

[potent fossil]

"Two astronomers go on a media tour to warn humankind of a planet-killing comet hurtling toward Earth. The response from a distracted world: Meh."

so far we've covered the politicans ignoring it due to budget concerns, social media memeing it, social media conspiracy theorists denying it, government eventually giving in and accepting it, government hiring celebrities to combat it, government going back on promises because they found out they might be able to extract money and better ratings from it ...

and continuing on

like i said, very realistic
also very stupid

😔

[plucky sparrow]

Pff I really regret not getting RGB sticks

The only thing RGB I got was the cpu cooler and it looked so cheap I ended up disabling it

Perhaps I can get some RGB vengeance sticks next time

[vernal moth]

I got mine on some black friday

[rain belfry]

Merry Christmas everyone

[vernal moth]

32gb, 3600mhz, cl 16, 200 bucks

[plucky sparrow]

I could’ve waited for Black Friday but things started to get a bit pricy

Got all the parts in like October 2020

[vernal moth]

and I still think trident Z are the best looking ram sticks there are

[plucky sparrow]

I personally love the trident z royal

Thought there was an RGB version of the trident z royal

[vernal moth]

could get these https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61cKsVsh0zL._AC_SX425_.jpg

the royal ones are way too much

[plucky sparrow]

Id love to get something non Corsair but mix and match is not good from what I’ve heard

[vernal moth]

have you seen the royal elite?

4000mhz, cl14

[plucky sparrow]

Oh yeah they look amazing

[potent fossil]

am waitin for muh ddr5

[plucky sparrow]

Not a fan of the gold color though

I prefer the silver ones

[vernal moth]

1.55V on those btw 😄

[plucky sparrow]

There’s already 6000mhz ram sticks

[vernal moth]

ddr4?

[plucky sparrow]

Ddr5

Was expecting something pricier tbh

[vernal moth]

well thats not a fair comparison

but lets not get into that

https://www.gskill.com/product/165/362/1623029679/F4-4000C14D-16GTES

I don't like the silvers

[plucky sparrow]

I think they’re the only ones that could actually look good in a build

[vernal moth]

the gold looks super cool with a matte black board with gold accents tho

[plucky sparrow]

Ehhh

Maybe

Yeah it could look good but there’s certainly not many other gold parts

[vernal moth]

with something like this

[plucky sparrow]

Oh

[vernal moth]

remember when we had motherboards like this?

[plucky sparrow]

I would’ve used NZXT tbh

[vernal moth]

thats a Z87 board

[potent fossil]

bro what do you mean remember my motherboard still looks like that shit

[vernal moth]

mmh

[plucky sparrow]

This would look amazing with the silver or even gold sticks

[potent fossil]

you guys are living in the future

[vernal moth]

could use smth like this

[plucky sparrow]

As long as it doesn’t have RGB

Gold + RGB is definitely not a good match

[vernal moth]

dont need to use all colors, lol

[potent fossil]

just gold everything with white leds

[plucky sparrow]

maybe yeah

[vernal moth]

the gold one has rgb but like, its desgined for people that don't like rgb

[potent fossil]

and wine colored coolant in a custom loop

[plucky sparrow]

no

[potent fossil]

yes

[plucky sparrow]

no

[potent fossil]

fine ill do it then

[plucky sparrow]

Isn’t there some gold sparkly coolant

or gold at least

Something like this

[potent fossil]

oh my fucking god this movie is a shitshow masterpiece

[vernal moth]

wat ya watching?

[potent fossil]

literal planet killing asteroid and now im watching the entire world divide over pro comet / anti comet just like pro covid / anti covid

"dont look up"

this is ridiculous and yet damn near perfectly mirrors real life

[vernal moth]

oh I saw the trailer for that

is good?

[potent fossil]

i mean, it's not amazing, but it is pretty accurate lmao

[vernal moth]

might be a good movie for thi sevening with parents I guess

[potent fossil]

I can definitely see the world doing this if we had a planet killing asteroid headed toward us

It's one of those so stupid you can't stop watching type movies

i swear to god, some of this is almost a direct recall of what has already happened during covid

[plucky sparrow]

I barely even watch movies or series so I’m fine

[potent fossil]

same, i just saw this on a random browse and was like "well this looks like a shitshow lets watch it"

[twin lagoon]

[ashen cliff]

Thank you Asus for making the world most ugly motherboards 6 years ago.

[potent fossil]

holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

mini if you want a very depressing kind of comedy, this is it

it's like political horror but comedic because we've experienced it

[vernal moth]

I rraise you to this painted msi board

[potent fossil]

I think T-dawg actually gave a speech to his supporters exactly like this

[pastel reef]

Computer parts including cables should always be colorcoded so it's way easier for beginners.

[vernal moth]

oh @ashen cliff remember looping heatpipes? https://www.pcgameshardware.de/screenshots/1280x1024/2010/05/Nforce_750i_SLI_-_MSI_P7N_SLI_Platinum_02.jpg

[ashen cliff]

I do.

Good thing they didn't do anything and stuff still overheated.

Good times.

Just hearing your chipset fall off and the PC shutdown.

[worn ember]

The true dota experience is it not?

[worn ember]

why would it fall off? just turn it the right side up smh

[ashen cliff]

[magic river]

TIL Bill Nye invented the "hydraulic resonance suppressor" for Boeing and they still use it in their flight control systems today

[ashen cliff]

Amazing. Just like Windows ME.

[worn ember]

if it works and it aint broke dont fix it

or something

[vernal moth]

bill nye is such a nice guy

this is still my fav segment

https://youtu.be/JDcro7dPqpA?t=607

(10th min)

and a 3rd segment at 18:10

you can just do it by hand if you really want

[potent fossil]

okay lmfao i change my review, this is the greatest movie i've seen in a while

it's horrifying but it's great

[vernal moth]

svgs are like html

you can just open it in an text editor and write stuff

[ashen cliff]

XML.

[potent fossil]

if svg is like xml and html is like xml then svg is like html

[vernal moth]

https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/SVG/Tutorial

https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/SVG/Tutorial/Paths

mdn to the rescue

[ashen cliff]

The holy trinity.

[vernal moth]

technically svg is a subset of html, no?

cause its part of the dom

and can be accessed with css

[potent fossil]

i think that would be mixing the actual spec of svg vs how it is implemented, but it's really just fuzzy at that point and doesn't matter

cause svgs can exist and be rendered outside of a web browser too

which does not require the rest of the dom

[worn ember]

which movie

[potent fossil]

don't look up

[worn ember]

[potent fossil]

that's the title

[worn ember]

"dont stare into the sun son"
"but dad, we live in belgium, there's never any sun"

[potent fossil]

it's horrifying, but also realistic to what we've been dealing with regarding covid, and also nightmarishly comedic and depressing to see how people react to the events in the movie also much like covid and the ending is just perfect

its about a planet killing comet thats gonna destroy earth and then ... politics

don't look up is the political campaign slogan

much like dont wear a mask

just, watch it, it's good

and the song was kind of a jam too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6SuW5HhQoc

although funny

[golden gust]

Idiocracy is a documentary

[potent fossil]

^^^

ive said that for years

this is a new kind of idiocracy just more realism

not as staunchy on the comedy, but there's still comedy

[worn ember]

am i the only one that thinks its amazing how they hire these amazing singers and such to play a song during the credits and everyone literally walking out

[potent fossil]

that was actually in the movie

[worn ember]

ah

[golden gust]

much of the stuff they hire is in the main film or the beginning of the outro

[potent fossil]

(((actual spoiler))) part of a concert ||right before everyone fucking died||

[golden gust]

then they usually go to more generic/pop culture stuff

[worn ember]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5W8HXMOMLtXLz0RGKUtnlZ?si=0924e219b6f849f3 like this played at the credits of the new venom movie

[potent fossil]

this movie had a shit ton of A-listers tho

and it's getting flacked on my critics hard

but it's good

ariana grande and kid cudi didnt just sing that song, they were actually in the movie

[worn ember]

lol

[potent fossil]

leonardo dicaprio, jennifer lawrence, jonah hill, meryl streep, chris evans, cate blanchett

[golden gust]

casual reminder that we're gonna smash shit into an asteroids moon late next year

[worn ember]

gotta know if we can nuke astroids

[potent fossil]

yeah good thing we're practicing now

god i wanna say all the funny shit about that movie, but i hope you guys watch it cause it's great. ima sleep now cause it's 4am

[golden gust]

inb4

[potent fossil]

also lol @ the genre, it's called "comedy/disaster"

[golden gust]

nasa has to send a nuke up to blast an asteroid

[worn ember]

its on my to watch list 🙂

[potent fossil]

[golden gust]

spacex wins the bet

But we get crashed due to the legal battle between NASA and blue origin

[worn ember]

disaster is always comedic

[potent fossil]

this movie was more like google winning the bet

[worn ember]

did google put money on the astroid?

[golden gust]

I heard about it, maybe will potentially watch it

[potent fossil]

pretty much

gotta watch it to understand

[worn ember]

fair enough

i tried watching the new matrix and fell asleep half way through

[vernal moth]

I heard mixed things about that

[potent fossil]

i swear, it covered pretty much every outlandish conspiracy theory we've seen since the beginning of covid

and even materialized some of them

[worn ember]

did it have bat eating?

[potent fossil]

that it did not

[worn ember]

smh not watching then

[potent fossil]

[worn ember]

my torrent stopped at 99.8% and just said nope

[golden gust]

.rekt

[potent fossil]

is the torrent for what i think it's for

dont tell me the bot fucking died, or did i not enable rekt

.kill ded

[golden gust]

probs died

[limber knot]

beheads ded with a polished axe and uses their head to play baseball.

[golden gust]

wut

mfw

[potent fossil]

nope rekt's not enabled

oh wait no

rekt is technically an attack for whatever dumbass reason

[golden gust]

.rekt simple

[limber knot]

simple, ☑ Call of Rekt: Modern Reking 2

[golden gust]

smh

[quick pasture]

.kill crypto

[limber knot]

goes bowling with crypto's bloody disembodied head.

[potent fossil]

holy jesus the post credit scene of that

holy fuck

alright, god damn it, go watch it nerds because i need to meme about this already

going to bed now bai

[frank otter]

why did nobody ever tell me docker containers can reference each other by name

[golden gust]

last I knew, everybody knew

[frank otter]

I didn't

[twin lagoon]

that's a basic feature yes

[quick pasture]

hosts file go brr

[cedar spade]

ok

[twin lagoon]

i hate java

[vernal moth]

and it hates you

[twin lagoon]

the entire topic of operations on primitive types is a disaster

i will go back to YAML

[vernal moth]

nobody forces you to use primitive types

runs

[golden gust]

I mean, if you ask my lecturer

primatives are deprecated and shouldn't be used

[vernal moth]

good we not asking him

[golden gust]

😄

[vernal moth]

remember, if you can't do, teach

[golden gust]

That was like, first year programmig class

[glossy sluice]

where can i find 1.17 waterfall

[twin lagoon]

download the latest waterfall

it's compatible with 1.8 to 1.18

[vernal moth]

please don't hurt me kenny

[golden gust]

No reason to use 1.17 waterfall, and it has an RCE, use the latest.

[glossy sluice]

idk why but its not connecting with hub in 1.8 after i installed the latest

[twin lagoon]

not a waterfall issue

check your plugins or server console

[glossy sluice]

showing wrongly connected but the config is same

[little frost]

something something valhalla

[waxen panther]

man

@twin lagoon been learning java 2 days and he already got opinions huh

[twin lagoon]

[waxen panther]

@cunning raft thoughts ?

[left swift]

use kotlin instead

michael (resident kotlin dev)

[golden gust]

Kotlin is love

Kotlin is life

[waxen panther]

yes bro kotlin fixed primitives by removing them 👍 👍 👍 👍

[left swift]

kotlin just the better java

[little frost]

remove boxing by boxing everything

[left swift]

haters just too scared to accept the new world order

anyways

shut up brocc

[cunning raft]

michael is stupid and will have stupid opinions as a result

[twin lagoon]

wtf

[golden gust]

Michael? stupid?

whhhaaat

[twin lagoon]

[golden gust]

Why I never coulda assumed such a thing

[twin lagoon]

what

[quick pasture]

ok

[twin lagoon]

ok

[topaz mortar]

Ok

[left swift]

Very cool, thank you!

[golden gust]

This channel be like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQCU36pkH7c

saw a thing, and that thing reminded me of some horrible facts

Like

In africa, every 60 seconds, ||a minute passes||

[mossy vessel]

🤯

[left swift]

ha ha ha lolcat

[untold copper]

day #200 of trying to get abs (I want to curl up on my bed and die): 26 Zone Minutes. did 30 minutes of cycling.

[waxen panther]

jroy is typing

no doubt it'll be something inspiring and not stupid

[cunning raft]

trying to find a polite way to say who asked

[waxen panther]

i will do it for you

[waxen panther]

🤣 👊

[void void]

congrats on hitting day 200!

[left swift]

[void void]

[plucky sparrow]

the holy grail of inspiration

[left swift]

j r y

[dusk falcon]

happy easter my friends

[twin lagoon]

@untold meadow BEST kezz

[untold meadow]

@twin lagoon BEST michael

[modern willow]

Have a good Christmas Eve

[worn ember]

Sorry Christmas is cancelled, Santa got covid

[twin lagoon]

@spiral garden where did velocityutils go

[left swift]

cringemas

[spiral garden]

gone with the wind

for like, at least two years now?

[twin lagoon]

oh that stands for october 2018

not october 18 2021

discourse

[spiral garden]

yeppers

https://gpche.is-la.me/4ifqpJt.png

https://gpche.is-la.me/4SBDYup.png

[little frost]

ok

[vernal moth]

thanks mr profi, after watching that video I am sure you are well educated on the topic

[left swift]

mini so sassy

[muted wren]

doesn't know what

[plucky sparrow]

The new DualSense is on another level

It’s so damn good

[worn ember]

i just applied for a node.js job

at least i'll get a company car that goes brrr

[woven idol]

Hi guys someone know a plugin for lock chests, doors etc ? 🙂 Happy Christmas

Need for 1 18

[left swift]

that one

[vernal moth]

Lockette is a thing?

[true canyon]

And LWC Extended is another

[spice ether]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-play-letsplay-christmas-playtime-christmas-tree-fun-gif-15844379

[unborn jay]

Hi! is it dangerous to isntall via backwards and viarewind to join with down to 1.7?

[twin lagoon]

dangerous? no

good idea? no, no one cares about 1.7

[vernal moth]

Fuck, I love fortune cookies

"admirable. You don't preach, although you know a lot better."

Always speaking the truth

[spiral robin]

“You don’t preach”
#politics would say otherwise

[magic river]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk

[winter whale]

hi who wanna play

[viscid wedge]

good morning motherfuckers

I've unloaded 8 trucks and drank 3 energy drinks

[tropic flame]

reject Log4J, return to java.util.logging

[foggy bison]

java util logging is better optimized?

[potent fossil]

Plz be careful soup

[foggy bison]

Mf is more careful than the whole word

Talk in abbreviations lol

[potent fossil]

What?

[meager tusk]

reject java.util.logging, return to System.out

[potent fossil]

Yes bro Idriz!

[meager tusk]

reject System.out, return to paper.

[tropic flame]

based!

[meager tusk]

Reject computers.

[spare venture]

BlockLocker

basically lockette but updated

[potent fossil]

Why ppl ain't using LWC Extended by based pop4959

[spare venture]

and players rarely seem to understand LWC for some reason

[potent fossil]

Dumb players

[vestal jasper]

My players understood lwc without issue

It's literally /lock and punch chest

[potent fossil]

Chad's players are on a new level and always have been

[spare venture]

my players also like being able to see if a chest is locked by just looking at it

[vestal jasper]

Fair

[spare venture]

and i’ll be honest i like it too

[potent fossil]

one of my classmates tried to afk farm so i put afk kicker so he tried to bypass it with some method idk and then a mob killed him and he cried in our class discord that he died so i told him to eat shit and not afk

all he said was "Fair"

[plucky sparrow]

i got some of the great iberian ham you like

[potent fossil]

why do you torture me so?

physics

[plucky sparrow]

you deserve it

[potent fossil]

what did i do to you dap

[cinder nest]

Hi, can someone help me?
I'm using Multiverse portals plugin and i'm trying to create portal from server lobby to another world, and it works but it teleports player to world's spawn, and I want to teleport him to his last position in this world
so does anyone has any solutions?

[coarse lily]

Please keep your question to one channel.

[cinder nest]

sorry

[merry talon]

Corporate guidelines say you should've been able to unload 9 trucks by now

So we're gonna need you to come in tomorrow

[void void]

I want a kiss can someone give me one?

[potent fossil]

Just because it's Christmas and/or almost Christmas:

[void void]

Merry Christmas!

[waxen panther]

Please keep your moderation to one channel.

[coarse lily]

timeout Broccolai 1 year

[plucky sparrow]

please

[plucky sparrow]

existing

[potent fossil]

rude

[worn ember]

Stuffed with Christmas treats

[plucky sparrow]

no just being completely honest ❤️

[worn ember]

Ok dab.

[plucky sparrow]

Can you not fucking talk to me

Please

Thanks

[worn ember]

I can. But i will

[plucky sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/merry-christmas-christmas-happy-holiday-gif-15885232

[potent fossil]

Toxic

[fallen oracle]

Nou

[knotty oasis]

https://paste.traincarts.net/obuwizahan.cs I hate this datafixer shit in minecraft server soooo much

it spends such a ridiculous amount of time doing all these lambdas lmao

Im really wondering what its even doing?

it seems to be doing that shit on like, 8 worker threads

for 20 full seconds

im starting to feel this might just be a spigot thing that paper long since patched, I remember you guys redid the whole datafixer shit

[true canyon]

Such a hard worker! ❤️

[foggy silo]

Yea that's why nobody liked debugging the datafixer

[true canyon]

Similarly, I like how when a plugin first touches legacy stuff the server pauses for a second or two.

[foggy silo]

It has the WORST stacktraces to "follow".

[foggy silo]

needs to take a deep breath to accept the pain x)

[knotty oasis]

I foudn the solution

it runs this godawful static initialization logic in my tests

[foggy silo]

ahh..x)

[knotty oasis]

easy solution: hack the system bootstrap executor to never execute, and use reflection to initialize something null instead,

I dont need all these crappy datafixers in my integration tests lol

[twin lagoon]

@restive thicket

[restive thicket]

Hello!

[knotty oasis]

only issue is that it does a blocking wait on it and if I throw, the class will fail to cinit, and if I just do nothing, itll just hang

so I might need to do some creative dicking around with the runnables passed to it to defuse them like bombs

sounds like a fun project :3

there is no way to null-initialize a class, is there? Like how Objensis can create objects without calling constructors?

bruh

[limber knot]

h

[half hawk]

h

[knotty oasis]

woooo this works lmao

it relies on a hilariously dangerous static final field setter but hey, no more datafixers

https://paste.traincarts.net/nimezunaco.java

            Class.forName("net.minecraft.util.datafix.DataConverterRegistry");
        }```

[plucky sparrow]

@potent fossil ham was very good

[foggy silo]

dap I am very glad you enjoyed your ham

[plucky sparrow]

unlike you.

(Not you owen)

[potent fossil]

gg

[knotty oasis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPGJZGi95aw lmao

[charred sleet]

oh youtube https://youtu.be/1EPx9slOH1A?t=480

[knotty oasis]

theres too much stuff like that, and its hard to tell whether the people watching it believe it or love the nonsense

[thorny totem]

Looks like there's a new kind of bot crawler for minecraft, originates from the hosting company plox.host, probably on a VPS where the crawler is ran, banned the IP xD, 9 alts from this IP

[knotty oasis]

whats the goal? Seeing whose online and stuff?

[worn ember]

The goal is world domination

[knotty oasis]

well whats the secondary goal :p

[worn ember]

Lost my progress 3 times in the Sims due to power outage lmao I'm done 😅😅

Autosave? Who dat

[plucky sparrow]

Why are you even playing the sims

[worn ember]

Cuz i can

Why do you play a block game

[plucky sparrow]

I don’t

What makes you think I’d play that

[worn ember]

Then why are you in a server about a blockgame

[plucky sparrow]

Because #general

[worn ember]

Cringe

[plucky sparrow]

Sounds like you

:noded:

[worn ember]

Rekt

[lean kiln]

why don't you just test with paper

even before DataConverter, we've had a patch to lazily load DFU rules for ages

[knotty oasis]

for lazy load, what triggers the lazy load exactly?

in my case I do mess with stuff that requires the registry to be init'd, like itemstack and Block

[foggy silo]

I'm guessing when the method or whatever accessing the DFU is first called.