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muted current
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Thoughts on Spartan?

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I think there is NoCheatPlus but it's like free or something right?

vernal moth
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It's Foss yes

muted current
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What is Foss

vernal moth
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Tbh that's not that dum

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Gotta steal the Patreon market share

vernal moth
limber knotBOT
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hello mini

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update on the piano?

vernal moth
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Mmh?

muted current
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I like Minecraft.

worn ember
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i dont

limber knotBOT
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cuz you still didn't get rtp to work

vernal moth
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Today is a good day

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I can ping cat

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@golden gust

left swift
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I can change that

vernal moth
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Hello cat!

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Happy birthday 🎉

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Somebody else's birthday was today too but I forgot

worn ember
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tbf it also happens on spigot, so spigot bad

waxen panther
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHITTER

golden gust
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Free pillow shits for everyone! woooo!

left swift
golden gust
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no

hexed dragon
golden gust
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please no

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Son of a

hexed dragon
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What?

golden gust
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Why couldn't it have been somebody cool ;-;

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Like, Aurora

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Instead of Nicky manjy

hexed dragon
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I was born at 8am or 8:30am. One of the two times.

muted current
left swift
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what if it was both times

worn ember
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congrats cat, one year closer to your doom

left swift
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they said u needed an extra 30 so they put u back in the crisp the edges

muted current
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Is it @golden gust birthday today?

hexed dragon
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Yes

muted current
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Am sorry for ping.

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Wait really?

foggy silo
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🎉 happy birthday!!

left swift
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no ur not

untold copper
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day #183 of trying to get abs (yesterday): no exercise
day #184 of trying to get abs (today): 10 Zone Minutes. Did 50 mins of upper body strength and conditioning with like no cardio at all so I didn't get Zone Minutes. Also I wear my watch only during exercise so these counts only indicate my Zone Minutes during that exercise time. My arms hurt as well, but now I can do 10 push ups at once.

hexed dragon
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Sad nobody cares about my birthday.

untold copper
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f

hexed dragon
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The total num of people who said happy birthday to me on discord is 1.

muted current
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Party time 😄

muted current
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But no need to dwell, celebrate others ❤️

worn ember
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the only place i get hbd's is facebook cuz its in their face kek

limber knotBOT
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snoopa can only do 10 pushups at at time?

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WEAK

left swift
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birthdays are fake news

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why celebrate life

muted current
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how do i install paper minecraft?

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double click?

limber knotBOT
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ask google

muted current
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im sorry

left swift
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it's called paperspigot

limber knotBOT
muted current
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paper spigot?

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but spigot is another program?

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is paper spigot?

left swift
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sometimes

muted current
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oh

left swift
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if u really want help theres a bunch of masochists in #paper-help that will

muted current
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thanks

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❤️

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I am read it

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I like paper because it has higher TPS

left swift
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wrong discord

charred sleet
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any good mathematicians here

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i need help <33333

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lol

void void
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Happy birthday @golden gust

limber knotBOT
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ollie: (2x)*0.98^(days in 3 years)

rare tiger
void void
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Expensive house repair btw

charred sleet
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yeah its a big house

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naomi

rare tiger
waxen panther
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that also doesn’t take into account the chance of losing it all kekvv

charred sleet
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yeah...

rare tiger
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this problem is evil

limber knotBOT
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use a recursive function

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should be good

waxen panther
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it’s a math problem

rare tiger
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unless it's a programming course no

charred sleet
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it doesnt matter

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i can do programs

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but

limber knotBOT
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math has recursive functions tf are you on about brocc

left swift
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is math

jade light
muted current
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If I double click paper will it install on my computer?

left swift
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hope that helps

limber knotBOT
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.try

charred sleet
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googling intensifies

muted current
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I did the double click and it gave me the eula file

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lol wow

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ok will edit it i think?

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YES

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I HAVE SERVER

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❤️

limber knotBOT
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glhf

hexed dragon
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You has server or server has you.

limber knotBOT
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btw hbd soyab

left swift
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boris Johnson is hosting the NHS on paper minecraft

hexed dragon
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Thx

limber knotBOT
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to many more

void void
muted current
rare tiger
# charred sleet

I would first approach this by finding the minimum number of doublings required to get 1 trillion
(2^n)=1 trn
And then find for the number of days in 3 years the probablity that "n" or more of those days have a doubling in them, then subtract the probability of losing it all even one of those days

muted current
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i did learn networking and amvery good at this

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so localhost i am on it

left swift
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gratz

muted current
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the problem: I need to connect my friend

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But I will find this ❤️

rare tiger
muted current
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Does the ground in 1.17 make another block for 1.18?

charred sleet
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hmmm

muted current
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like very bottom ground 🙂

charred sleet
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how easy would this be able to "brute force" with a program

rare tiger
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Incredibly

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compared to the math route

charred sleet
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yeah but wouldnt the run time be huge

limber knotBOT
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wolframalpha can solve this, p sure

rare tiger
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On a modern pc I dont think so?

muted current
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No one can helpeth me

charred sleet
muted current
charred sleet
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like

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im watching a vid on markov chains

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but this doesnt really help i dont think

jade light
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That's a classic Markov chain problem with an absorbing state

rare tiger
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If anything you can just run a simulation thousands of times or on thousands of threads to get a converging approximation, you can probably do better than that tho

jade light
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The solution by Wasabi seems easier

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That's the beauty of Markov chains, you can run Monte Carlo simulations on them quite easily

charred sleet
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what just actually running it and approximating the chance based on the success rate?

jade light
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Yes, but that only works if you don't need an exact solution

charred sleet
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i need it to 3 sig fig

limber knotBOT
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wtf my vim stopped responding

worn ember
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try turning it off and on again, if you can find the exit combindation

limber knotBOT
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that's the thing

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it's not responding

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hit random buttons until it starts working again

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it won't let me do :qa

rare tiger
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run it until the 3rd sig fig stops varying fingerguns fingerguns think_smart think_smart thinking_gun

charred sleet
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true lol

rare tiger
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honestly the math might just be easier in this case but i wouldnt know unless I actually tried it

charred sleet
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i feel like there is a very easy equation for this lol

jade light
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As WasabiGibus said, first discard the cases where you lose all your money with a binomial distribution with p=0.01 and n=3*365

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Then use combinatorics to get the cases that exceed the 3 trillion. This is the hard part, lemme think

rare tiger
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Wait ok I know the programmatic solution for this that iterates only once

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It might murder your pc tho idk

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numbers greater than a thousand evade me

hexed dragon
limber knotBOT
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ebic

jade light
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You need to find the formula for how to choose >=47 elements in 3*365 days

charred sleet
muted current
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hey guys

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thank you is paper ❤️

jade light
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The number of total combinations is 2^(3*365)

muted current
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someone come help me

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i go to voice ❤️

jade light
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So multiply by 0.01, divide those quantities and multiply them by the probability of failure of the previous binomial distribution

jade light
muted current
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ok am in typing sounds

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someone join and help ❤️

limber knotBOT
charred sleet
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what they said

left swift
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shit troll

muted current
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😦 I not have lie

worn ember
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you couldn't tell from the name?

muted current
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ims orry

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Im from liverpool

viral lion
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how is mickey

muted current
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What?

left swift
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no politics

muted current
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No my name is jonnhy

limber knotBOT
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no mana

left swift
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no naomi

viral lion
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then dont waist my tine smfh 😤

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😀

muted current
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es

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yes

silver nexus
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This is confusing

muted current
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i wantr to hae 1.18

silver nexus
viral lion
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Ok bye

pastel reef
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I think it would be pretty cool if the paper devs would add like a dumps per hour value to the paper application.

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By that I mean RAM dumps

charred sleet
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here is my code for trying to estimate it

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but it doesnt give me the correct answer

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i had run it 100 million times and the first few places had stayed the same but it doesn't work

left swift
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cat needs to keep track of how many dumps they do to maintain a healthy diet

rare tiger
charred sleet
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see if you can see an error in my code

rare tiger
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My approach would basically to just keep track of all the branches and their associated probabilities and then iterate to completion

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Digital tree diagram

jade light
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If it doesn't reach the trillion I think it isn't increasing failed

charred sleet
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true actually

rare tiger
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At least a digital tree diagram would give you an absolute answer based in maths

charred sleet
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wait

rare tiger
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But it's pretty damn messy

charred sleet
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failed: 376487199| success: 623512800| runs:999999999

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so it must always be reaching the trillion if it doesnt get the 1% lose everything rate

tropic flame
rare tiger
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@charred sleet This looks way too simple, did I overlook something

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This should give you the probability with iterateBranch(1, 1);??

charred sleet
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i’ll run it in a sec

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sorry i went afk for a moment

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they start with 1p tho

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so ig its (1,0.01);

rare tiger
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Oh I thought p meant pounds

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"pence" innit

charred sleet
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yeap

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holy shit this is gonna take a while to compute

rare tiger
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Yeah I'm running it too it's uhh having fun

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Also you have to use a Long to store 1 trn

charred sleet
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yep

rare tiger
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so im not sure if it will compare an int and long properly but hopefully it does

charred sleet
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just stick an L and you're gd

rare tiger
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i can make a threaded implementation if it turns out this takes an ungodly amount of time

limber knotBOT
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Pendulum - Crush

worn ember
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Pendulum is the shit

charred sleet
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i dont think it works

worn ember
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Witchcraft is probably my favorite song

limber knotBOT
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crush just hits

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blood sugar also good

worn ember
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like ur dad?

limber knotBOT
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?

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ded moment

left swift
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ded so dumb

worn ember
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dad moment

charred sleet
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@rare tiger

rare tiger
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how tf did money become 0

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its only either ever passed on or doubled

charred sleet
worn ember
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floating errors?

rare tiger
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huh thats pretty small

limber knotBOT
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overflow kekw

charred sleet
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really small

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like tiny

rare tiger
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its def something about how java handles numbers

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numbers dont get smaller when you double them

charred sleet
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DED can you help pls

worn ember
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use bigdecimal

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ez fix

rare tiger
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i mean true

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your RAM will cry

charred sleet
worn ember
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im literally useless when it comes to math

charred sleet
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lol

left swift
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and meth

worn ember
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ask stef when he's around, he'll write an entire wall of text for you

rare tiger
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I think the problem might have intentionally used huge time scales and amounts specifically to fuck with us

charred sleet
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reckon 🤨 kek

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lol

worn ember
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just divide everything with a million

charred sleet
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starting = 0.01/1000000 lol

left swift
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just divide them ||cheeks|| numbers

worn ember
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probably not then since it just gets smaller

rare tiger
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there's no changing that we have to calculate probability as a number jumps over several orders of magnitude

rare tiger
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but im useless at that

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:(

charred sleet
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lol

charred sleet
potent fossil
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is that the advent of code thingy or what

limber knotBOT
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homework prob

charred sleet
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its just a "problem"

potent fossil
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lul

charred sleet
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its neither really

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its pain tho

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lol

potent fossil
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you'd need 40 perfectly doublings to get it, as that's slightly over a trillion

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other than that, good luck

charred sleet
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47?

potent fossil
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40

charred sleet
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1p = 0.01

potent fossil
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ah

charred sleet
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yeah its british

ashen nacelle
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What did I just walk in on.

worn ember
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math

charred sleet
worn ember
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illegal big brain activities

rare tiger
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i bet my code would work if computers were magic

charred sleet
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i get the same number everytime, 62.356....%

rare tiger
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with yours or mine?

charred sleet
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mine

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yours doesnt work for me

rare tiger
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yours should be a lot more runnable lol

charred sleet
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am i reading this right, it doesnt explicitly say that if they get to a trillion then they quit

rare tiger
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it does

charred sleet
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ig its implied by the last line

rare tiger
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well wait

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uhhhh

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thats true we could just return early if the amount is ALREADY a trillion instead of iterating through

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Also swap out double for BigDecimal

rare tiger
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unless we can calculate the probability of failure on the spot given a number of trials

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like in a... binomial distribution

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i could probably make my code runnable if I had an IDE and a keyboard :/

charred sleet
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lul

potent fossil
left swift
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get u a medal

worn ember
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until they remove the api

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and then everyone sad

rare tiger
worn ember
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that sounds like a major peepotos

rare tiger
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Then after dislikes are removed from the API, the only dislikes that would be counted anymore would be the addon I guess

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which sucks but

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sucks less than the alternative

worn ember
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stupid youtube and their dum idea's

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its like they're actively trying to fuck us over lmao

potent fossil
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they are

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much like any large company, they do not give a fuck about you

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it's all about B2B

worn ember
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"we want to protect the creators" lmao literally all the most disliked video's are companies

potent fossil
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it's not even about creators, that's just their current PR move about it

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they want more companies to buy ad spots, and companies dont want to buy ad spots on videos with lots of dislikes cause that harms performance and therefore harms their ad campaign

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so, remove the dislikes

hexed dragon
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They wanted to remove the dislikes on their rewind videos so this was their solution.

potent fossil
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guaranteed that's the true reason

charred sleet
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@wide chasm i heard you are a maths guy, you mind taking a look at this?

potent fossil
worn ember
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next year announcement: rewind is back!!

rare tiger
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our poor creators 😢 and their feelings are hurt 🥺 🥺 ik we never cared about that before but we do now!!! 😃 removing dislikes is the only ethical option 😔 now go back to staring at your creator studio home page filled with intentionally humiliating stats 😈

charred sleet
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lol

wide chasm
charred sleet
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Thanks Peepo_Heart

rare tiger
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i've posed two potential solutions so far

limber knotBOT
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i still have my book on statistics

rare tiger
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one of them makes my brain hurt

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the other makes my computer hurt

potent fossil
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there's likely some dum stats probability method for calculating it that doesn't actually require computation, but i havent taken stats so

worn ember
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i should probably be able to solve this but uh effort

wide chasm
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Can I assume all the three years have 365 days?

charred sleet
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yes i imagine

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if not that would be terrible lol

rare tiger
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i took stats and never got a problem like this 😎

hexed dragon
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Free P&P

rare tiger
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looks like we'll have to run a second simulation that assumes a leap year and perform a weighted average---

limber knotBOT
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sweet jesus

rare tiger
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germans when you call it a toilet instead of "za poopenfarten"

limber knotBOT
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wat

potent fossil
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sorry i dont speak european biking enthusiast

limber knotBOT
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18k positive covid tests in the lasr 24 hrs

potent fossil
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hey you're almost at the level of US

limber knotBOT
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most deaths since february

potent fossil
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lets see

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ah yes

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we had 114k

limber knotBOT
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and 2.8k people in the hospital of which 626 on the intensive care

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nl is about .075x the size of the us population wise

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so yeah

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that ratio is worrying

potent fossil
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maybe covid will finally extinct humans

limber knotBOT
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saw some headline about a poll that showed a majority of people in my province are in favour of sanctions against unvaxxed ppl

potent fossil
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line em up

then pepeshoot9000

limber knotBOT
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this is the netherlands

left swift
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jeez simple

limber knotBOT
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our constitution states your body is your own

potent fossil
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netherlands, land of antivax

limber knotBOT
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sadly

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netherlands, land of wappie

rare tiger
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same as in the US, but private institutions also have the right to start requiring vaccinations whenever they want

left swift
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I mean that's how it should be, but also injuring others because of your choices should be legal to make you stay at home

potent fossil
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NO POLITICS YOU'RE GOING TO SUMMON JROY

rare tiger
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honestly the only reason they dont is because money

limber knotBOT
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dutch constitution is built different dude

rare tiger
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how different 🤔

potent fossil
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its time to destroy all of society and return to hunter gatherer

left swift
rare tiger
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place your faith in monke

left swift
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too much politics you'll wake up them

rare tiger
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idc

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monke we Stan

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mods cannot stop the monke revolution

limber knotBOT
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they can

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because monke

potent fossil
limber knotBOT
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friendly reminder i host monkegame

potent fossil
left swift
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nah

rare tiger
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ACKSHUALLY

left swift
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ur wrong simple

potent fossil
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sorry i don't converse with idiots

left swift
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I would explain why but it's too much politics

limber knotBOT
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simple wrong? how

potent fossil
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good, politics is not allowed here because jroy will get summoned and no one wants that

left swift
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simple

rare tiger
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Now that we have the simple things out of the way, may we now discuss religious appropriation of gendered race-

left swift
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ur gonna get me in trouble

potent fossil
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good

left swift
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wtf

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ok

potent fossil
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now that mana has been properly disparaged, i sleep

left swift
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I'm removing you from my Myspace top 10

rare tiger
potent fossil
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why was i there to begin with

left swift
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because you're my only friend

rare tiger
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average discord user

left swift
potent fossil
left swift
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I'm more than just average

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I'm below average

void void
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Gn simple

rare tiger
left swift
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anyways

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#gifs-and-memes

potent fossil
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goodnight, i will try to wake up in 5 hours at 12pm but inevitably i will probably fail and wake up at 5pm

left swift
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good I hope you wake up at 9pm

potent fossil
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that would likely be better from a fixing my sleep schedule point of view

left swift
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average jerma frog

limber knotBOT
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just never get up

rare tiger
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phoenix that is known as a coma

limber knotBOT
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its known as death

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I don't see the issue

rare tiger
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when you wake up you get to meet the Friday Night Funkers

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it's great

limber knotBOT
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kek

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FNF sucks

rare tiger
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((popular thing)) bad

limber knotBOT
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no

left swift
rare tiger
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but yeah actually i dont get the fandom's obsessionn with it

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its an ight game tho

limber knotBOT
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even o2jam plays better

potent fossil
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yes

left swift
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go to bed

lapis marlin
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Is starlight safe to use on my world?

pastel reef
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I just thought to have seen null in the distance but it was a dark oak sign. XD

rare tiger
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i really hope that is-bad.com is a freedns subdomain provider

limber knotBOT
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lmao

potent fossil
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it's not

rare tiger
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you'd have to compile the dev branch

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as of yesterday at least

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impressive if they produced a release candidate overnight

rare tiger
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Created 2 hours ago
it only had like 4 commits in dev branch yesterday

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that's wild

void void
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h- hi

left swift
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oh god

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this is going to he interesting

waxen panther
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damn

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THE Beluwuga?

lapis marlin
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so my question is it stable enough to use?

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its on v1 official release so id assume so but

potent fossil
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.tryitandsee

limber knotBOT
rare tiger
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i-i-i-is that a GIRL GAMER humina hunina humina humina AWOOOGA AWOOGA pisses on the floor eyes bulge out of sockets

waxen panther
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it is safe

lapis marlin
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👍 thanks

rare tiger
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yeah idk probably

left swift
rare tiger
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if they decided to release it on modrinth

waxen panther
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it only does lighting, and if there is an issue newer builds or vanilla will regenerate the chunks lightining afaik

rare tiger
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its also most effective on server

rare tiger
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but you probably knew that

lapis marlin
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i use client lol

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its not the most massive of a change but i also run it on a dell laptop so

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🤣

glad furnace
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Did updating paper to 1.18 still dangerous?

left swift
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brocc is a vtuber enthusiast

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does that answer your question

twin lagoon
rare tiger
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I hate when the version updates and I have to go mod searching again, losing all of my gigashits per megafart

left swift
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stop typing

limber knotBOT
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no u stop typing mana

left swift
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get banned naomi

limber knotBOT
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already did

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waaaaay ahead of you

left swift
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michael got u banned

limber knotBOT
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ok.

left swift
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discord mod exposing ur Tos violation

worn ember
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probably not even wrong kek

left swift
worn ember
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dutchies hate each other

left swift
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badge and gun

limber knotBOT
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but we unite in our hate against belgians

left swift
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Belgians? the waffle place?

limber knotBOT
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among others

left swift
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despicable

worn ember
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dont you nubs cross the border to buy our beer? yeah thats what i thought

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or to come tank gas cuz ur prices are too high kek

left swift
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naomi doesnt do either of those they're 15

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cmon ded

worn ember
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smh i keep forgetting there are kids on this planet

left swift
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they should just put them all in the Ukraine until they're old

limber knotBOT
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DumbAssDork

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of all places why ukraine

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shove em all on Urk

worn ember
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compile deez nuts

left swift
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who knows

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ukraine sounds like a nice place these days

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weed out the week produce the strong

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thanks phone

native wolf
left swift
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same

worn ember
ashen nacelle
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struggles to not make a remark

left swift
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they probably have a private politics channel

ashen nacelle
native wolf
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What if their private channels are politics channels

left swift
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they've been doing it under our noses while we suffer out here

limber knotBOT
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just make a lil private server

worn ember
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thats my rapper name

void void
worn ember
#

bad cave

ashen nacelle
#

the great JRoy will Banish us all to the cave. performs summoning ritual

native wolf
#

Interesting, you actually made him dissappear

ashen nacelle
#

it workd he has been banished to the abyss! evil laughter

void void
#

@untold meadow best kez :D

ashen nacelle
#

He has Broken out of the Abyss everyone run for your lives!

waxen panther
#

@void void

untold meadow
#

@void void BESTEST rosa!!!!

void void
#

helo brocc

golden gust
#

debatable

void void
#

i dont havbe fancy emojis anymore

golden gust
waxen panther
#

cat how old are u now

void void
#

😔

waxen panther
#

in cat years

quick pasture
#

69

void void
untold meadow
#

@waxen panther buy rosa nitro

waxen panther
#

ok

void void
#

give me your money 🔫

golden gust
#

I'm apparently 2 in cat years

waxen panther
void void
#

best brocc

#

now i need to join emoji server

untold meadow
#

thank you for cooperating

muted current
waxen panther
#

em*ji

muted current
#

I like cats

void void
#

emoji movie

#

(real)

quick pasture
#

Im 1.5 in cat years

ashen nacelle
#

my poor kitty is 6 feet under and has been for 5 years now

#

she was 10 years

muted current
#

@waxen panther

#

why are you a victim

#

If you need help please DM me ❤️

left swift
#

you have to ping him alot he cant see or hear well because of the moderation abuse

void void
#

laugh at this user

ashen nacelle
#

gif wars happening here oh no oh no oh no #gifs-and-memes

left swift
#

I hear the song that comes along with this edit

void void
#

me when when the i when the when the when

left swift
#

anyways

#

did stef figure out that math problem

viscid wedge
#

Fucker

pale robin
#

anyone know of a similar plugin like nametagedit

little frost
#

@untold meadow omg kezz kezz kezz kezz kezz kezz

limber knotBOT
#

asdfghbjnkml,swedrft

ashen nacelle
#

soups avatar is the great Jahy.

twin lagoon
#

@untold meadow BEST kezz

untold meadow
#

BEST @little frost

#

michael join us ?????????????

little frost
#

best kezz

untold meadow
#

no u

void void
#

u3u

waxen panther
#

@twin lagoon

little frost
vernal moth
#

Man, if I could optimize Minecraft as nicely as my company website

#

Look at dis

#

My website is Sonic speed now, from 700ms to 100ms response time

twin lagoon
waxen panther
#

join channel

twin lagoon
#

BEST @waxen panther

void void
#

best brocolie

left swift
#

why do you have so many addons showing mini

#

sheesh

silk tide
#

Hello

#

Who can throw off the version of this kernel to 1.14.4

ashen cliff
#

Based.

vernal moth
#

It's a wide screen, I can afford that nomana, lol

silk tide
#

Will someone throw it off?

void void
#

Don't ping core team

#

What do you mean by throw off?

ashen cliff
#

Well. They are using Google Translate.
So, good luck.

silk tide
#

Send the kernel version to 1.14.4

vernal moth
#

You can find 1.14.4 Downloads on our Homepage under legacy

vernal moth
#

But good luck you will not get any help

ashen nacelle
#

bye-bye verdansk you will be missed. (unless someone recreated it in unreal engine or in minecraft)

stray cairn
#

Anyone have suggestions for a horse claiming plugin in 1.18 paper spigot? I’m looking for something that would give ownership to animals. When owning, other players cannot touch them. I used to use Grief Prevention but it does not seem to be being maintained.

upbeat falconBOT
left swift
#

epic

viscid wedge
#

They haven't released a 1.18 compatible jar yet, but it's being worked on

stray cairn
stray cairn
vernal moth
#

Woo

foggy silo
#

Dang that looks fancy

mild rune
#

We can finally search the code and not just file names?

void void
#

@untold meadow i have a joke for you

#

if they were a samurai, how would kezz kill someone

untold meadow
#

ooooooooooooh

#

i love a good joke

void void
#

they slash them

untold meadow
#

lmfao

#

that was amazing

void void
#

thanks

#

i stole it

ashen nacelle
#

thunder breathing first form

untold meadow
#

jokes are to be shared

ashen nacelle
#

thunder clap and Flash

golden gust
#

kash might have to tweet again this year

#

not long now, really

muted current
#

Yes.

ashen cliff
#

You can already do that. 🛌

left swift
#

cant believe github is ghosting someone like kash

#

makes you wonder how shady that company is

charred sleet
#

also @wide chasm fyi i got about 0.626, but that wasn’t done mathematically so… yeah

muted current
#

Can we all appreciate how sexy I am ❤️

atomic minnow
#

How long until its ready for 1.18?

wide chasm
crystal lilyBOT
#
__There Is No ETA__

Updates to Paper do not have any sort of estimate for when they release, ever. Any and all updates will arrive when they are ready, and the only thing to do is wait for them patiently along with everyone else.

void void
#

DannyS ^

charred sleet
#

basically yea, i ran it about 100 million times and calculated from there

#

would you assume that once they reach a trillion pounds that it stops?

#

because 0.626 isn’t correct

wide chasm
#

That was my assumption, yes, just stop at a trillion pounds.

charred sleet
#

hmm, my friend has a more mathematical approach

opal ridge
#

I have a question what will happen at servers that support multiple versions ? I mean when somebody will join at 1.12.2 to 1.18 srv?

charred sleet
#

import math
def fact(n):
return(math.factorial(n))
a = 47
b = 0
prob = 0
while b<=(1048):
perm = ((fact(a))/((fact(47))(fact(b))))
prob = (prob + (perm
(0.9847)*(0.01b)))
a = (a+1)
b = (b+1)

print (prob)

#

python code

#

i’m on phone so can’t fix the code block

#

the bold is exponents

crystal lilyBOT
#
__There Is No ETA__

Updates to Paper do not have any sort of estimate for when they release, ever. Any and all updates will arrive when they are ready, and the only thing to do is wait for them patiently along with everyone else.

charred sleet
#

my friend isn’t very good at programming hence the bad code

#

there are a lot of redundant brackets kek

#

i’ll be back in about an hour 30

ashen nacelle
#

some dumbass just dm'd me trying to scam me

void void
#

Are they in this server?

ashen nacelle
#

not in this one but in another minecraft realted server

#

but be on the lookput for a user by the name of BENG100%

rare tiger
#

Oh it looks like you have a better solution

waxen panther
#

wtf is this paste site lmfao

void void
#

hastebin

timber sentinel
#

the beautiful new url of hastebin

void void
waxen panther
#

doesn't work for me pepela

void void
#

It's toptal, not toptotal

rare tiger
#

Suggest anything else :/

twin lagoon
#

because the url is toptal

rare tiger
#

lol my b

fallen oracle
#

Someone did a presentation in class today about Microsoft's Tay Tweets incident back in 2016. Didn't even remember that happening.

lavish compass
#

@twin lagoon happeepoheart

twin lagoon
golden gust
#

I didn't watch the tay stuff

#

but, damn

meager tusk
#

MICHAEL.

#

CUBXITY.

golden gust
#

that was a "fun" news article

twin lagoon
#

IDRIZ!

meager tusk
#

BEST CHAT EVER.

twin lagoon
#

BRO!

lavish compass
#

IDRIZ

meager tusk
#

I love Michael.

viscid wedge
#

Tay taught some important lessons to AI researchers

meager tusk
#

I love Cubxity.

meager tusk
viscid wedge
#

It definitely did, in the context of safety

fallen oracle
#

They obviously didn't think all of it through.

meager tusk
#

except for not trusting user input

viscid wedge
#

You can't really deny the impact or reception the project had

#

It can be used as a learning experience

#

And has been

twin lagoon
#

this looks a lot better

meager tusk
#

But I don't think they learned anything too practical from it

meager tusk
ashen nacelle
half hawk
plucky sparrow
#

Good evening

tropic flame
#

they could've announced after the dislikes got removed from the API

#

but nah kekwhyper

worn ember
#

Lmao

viscid wedge
#

Man I just wanted a t-shirt

half hawk
#

chunk loading randomly breaks in 1.18.1-rc1

ashen nacelle
#

if that is the shiping cost for a t-shirt you are being royally fucked over.

viscid wedge
#

That's what I'm saying!

ashen nacelle
#

Pricing varies based on weight and distance, the cheapest being around $3 and the most expensive just below $6

bleak dagger
#

Is there anyone that knows how to code plugins. I would love some help from anyone :D

unkempt drift
mental meadow
golden gust
limber knotBOT
#

I mean you can ship it for pennies if you are willing to wait 3 months!

viscid wedge
#

That's fine, it's a shirt

#

I'd be fine with 21 days if it was $25 or less

limber knotBOT
#

trying to order anything internationally is pretty much a guessing game for shipping. I tried to order something once, shipping was like 5 bucks from the US to europe, added something else that I found interesting, shipping jumped up to $30 for no logic reason lol

rare tiger
#

eBay sellers from China: How's free sound? And I'll throw in an extra weird plastic thing you didn't ask for.

Online retailers from one state over: You want it within a WEEK? You're a fool. You better be willing to cough up an extra 100$. And say goodbye to your carrier liability

mental meadow
#

was all nice and fine until the EU started taxing imports no matter the price

#

before July you did not have to pay import fees for anything below 22€ in value, now you have

limber knotBOT
#

I mean just buy from an EU seller smh

viscid wedge
#

I'm not even European, those rates are from the USA to Canada

#

Asking $45 for 21 day shipping on something so light is asinine

mental meadow
#

EU sellers often don't have exactly what I want, plus I made the mistake twice now and forgot about brexit

limber knotBOT
#

lots of chinese sellers are actually sending from stores in europe

mental meadow
#

So I had to pay taxes on fucking stickers

limber knotBOT
#

so there's no tax there

warm anchor
#

Wtf aurora

#

Paper chan sticker when????

mental meadow
#

and because postal services are bitches they always charge 5€ flat on top of those taxes

#

So I bought stickers, had to pay 2ct in fees, plus 5€ fees for postal service, on top of the shipping costs

limber knotBOT
#

at least in Germany you can make instruct the postal service to route everything to the customs office so you don't have to pay their fee

#

and the fee is like 10€ for DHL

tidal valve
limber knotBOT
#

had to learn that the hard way lol

tidal valve
#

guys

#

help please

#

who's fumbling

uneven glacier
#

Where can I get the akair start.cmd code? (1.17)

limber knotBOT
#

Math.parse(fileInputString.replace(" ", "+"))

#

runs

crystal lilyBOT
ashen nacelle
#

I use MineOS for running my server. it is a web interface for managing a minecraft server

limber knotBOT
#

i use The Command Line™ and tmux for running my server

swift root
#

I use @coarse lily for running and managing Minecraft servers

ashen nacelle
swift root
#

MineOS can indeed be a thing to use!

mild rune
swift root
#

GitHub has a code search team

#

Lol @cosmic raft maybe they have their own twitter you can bug about fork code search in 2022

mild rune
#

damn this search is fast

charred sleet
#

how long does this take to compute

rare tiger
#

when I ran it I eventually got basically the same number you arrived at

charred sleet
#

i mean i left it at 100 and it has taken 5 mins so far

#

but if it got to the same number then ill stop this ig

rare tiger
#

it does take a while! lol

#

each thread theoretically cuts the remaining time in half

#

not exactly because at these kinds of scales, JVM inneficiencies become significant

#

but still

charred sleet
#

did it get the same answer?

ashen nacelle
#

just run it on a threadripper

limber knotBOT
charred sleet
#

i don’t have one monkaW

ashen nacelle
#

my server may handle it

void void
#

cpu temps in F 😭

#

wtf

limber knotBOT
#

^

void void
#

im american and i have no clue what the hell to do with those numbers 💀

charred sleet
#

my cpu is having a stroke rn

ashen nacelle
#

is this a java program?

charred sleet
#

unless stef has got the solution lol

#

myeah

ashen nacelle
#

is that an uncompiled java code?

charred sleet
#

yeah sorry, it is

wide chasm
#

I simulated 250k attempts and got to 62.1%. That Python code from your friend also looks correct to me, the permutation and exponentiation looks correct.

rare tiger
charred sleet
#

wait

#

stef got it

#

i had 62.5%

#

but 62.1% was correct

#

thanks mate

wide chasm
#

You're welcome, I guess, but I didn't really do any math 🙂

charred sleet
#

its a group effort

limber knotBOT
rare tiger
wide chasm
#

Well, the formatting is a bit messed up on Discord, but where it switches to/from italics there should be a * and where it goes from/to bold there should be **.

wide chasm
#

It starts from day 47, the minimum to get to a trillion and computes 0.98 ^ 47. Then it continues doing that, but adding another day of 0.01 chance each time, so 0.98 ^ 47 * 0.01 * extra_days. Then it multiplies that by the amount of permutations and adds that to the rolling probability. Repeat until the extra days reaches 1048 (1048 + 47 = 1095 = 3 years).

ashen cliff
void void
#

.wa 150 degrees fahrenheit to celcius

limber knotBOT
ashen cliff
viscid wedge
mossy vessel
#

.wa 150 degrees fahrenheit to only true heat metric

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) No results.

ashen cliff
#

Yeah, I think my Xeon is a bit hot.

rare tiger
#

.wa 18 C to F

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Result: 64.4 °F (degrees Fahrenheit) - https://is.gd/DCvAhr

Wolfram|Alpha brings expert-level knowledge and capabilities to the broadest possible range of people—spanning all professions and education levels.

rare tiger
#

below room temp?

plucky sparrow
#

I really wanna get one of those console-sized pc cases but my motherboard is atx 😔

ashen cliff
#

Nope. About 10°C.

ashen nacelle
#

hmmm

#

I not getting it to run on my Server was the code for an older Java version?

rare tiger
#

old code is always fully compatible with later versions

ashen nacelle
#
[root@webbservermc ~]# java doubler
Error: LinkageError occurred while loading main class doubler
        java.lang.UnsupportedClassVersionError: doubler has been compiled by a more recent version of the Java Runtime (class file version 61.0), this version of the Java Runtime only recognizes class file versions up to 55.0
rare tiger
#

imports might be lacking though

#

then you compiled it with a later JDK than your runtime?

void void
#

other way round

#

a newer jdk

rare tiger
#

yeah i noticed

#

re-read the error to make sure

ashen nacelle
#

my JDK and java shoudl eb the same

rare tiger
#

you can set sourceCompatibility as low as 8 I think if you want

#

7 might break some code

mild rune
#

I think the coldest my mac gets is 15-16c

#

that's right after waking it up in the morning and it'll slowly warm to 25-26

#

Desktop idles at like 50c tho

rare tiger
#

.wa 50 c to f

ashen cliff
#

I think the coldest any of my devices got, under normal use, was my Nexus 5.
-3°C on the CPU while web browsing, while I was waiting on the bus...

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Result: 122 °F (degrees Fahrenheit) - https://is.gd/Z3f2Pg

Wolfram|Alpha brings expert-level knowledge and capabilities to the broadest possible range of people—spanning all professions and education levels.

rare tiger
#

holy

ashen nacelle
#

holy cow its thrashing my CPU

mild rune
#

The m1 chip is just crazy efficient so if its not doing anything it makes basically no heat

rare tiger
#

sorry im a burger mcdonalds citizen, "half way between freezing and boiling" doesnt mean anything to me

mild rune
#

tho I can get it up to 85-90 real fast

ashen nacelle
rare tiger
#

give your pc some water damn

mild rune
#

my case just has shit airflow

#

and I've got a 3080 and a 3900x in it both which generate metric fuck tons of heat

void void
#

i built mini-itx but my case has a shit ton of fans in it and its watercooled

rare tiger
#

mini-itx?

void void
#

I've got a RX6700xt and 5800x which bleed heat

rare tiger
#

talk about shooting yourself in the foot

mild rune
#

At full tilt my PC draws 700ish watts

rare tiger
#

you watt mate?

#

i'll see myself out now

void void
#

during full load gpu+cpu gpu never gets above 70-75c range and cpu never goes above high 70s

#

pulls about 500w i think

ashen nacelle
#

and Crash

ashen cliff
#

Still remember tripping a breaker when running the old 4x16 core Opteron beast.

ashen nacelle
#

sevrer is rebooting now

#

that doubler test is beyond extreme

void void
#

my 2x4c xeon server makes my breaker shit the bed lol

#

prob bc it's on the same circuit as a mini fridge and pretty beefy pc

ashen nacelle
#

my PC at home makes the breaker shit the bed

#

and its an odler PC only a 4th Gen intel

mild rune
#

I'd trip my breaker running my PC and my AC

ashen cliff
#

Don't forget, a "normal" breaker here is made to handle like 3600W.

mild rune
#

I'd be well under the amperage but the arc fault breakers here are really finnicky

finite swift
#

It's safe to overclock my laptop monitor?

ashen cliff
#

Yeah.

ashen nacelle
#

im only running the pc 1200W the lamp 5W and the xbox 180W

void void
#

1200w????

#

PC?

#

what the hell are your specs lmao

viscid wedge
#

Bruh I have two GPUs and barely break 750W

#

How the fuck

ashen nacelle
#

i got a 1200W power supply in it with an i7 4700k OC to 5GHZ 10 HDD drives in a raid plus 4 SSD A liquid cooling unit Cold cathode tubes in it and 3 System fans in it and an RTX 2060 SUper 6GB Overclocked

ashen cliff
#

Hey, my laptop can pull like 700W. kekwhyper

ashen nacelle
#

oh and the liquid cooler has 3 ffans on it too

wide chasm
# charred sleet its a group effort

I believe the Python code is correct, but Python is doing something weird with its calculations. I'm doing it on wolfram alpha, for days 47 - 50 and comparing it with the Python code for that range and I get different values, even though I used the same formula in wolfram alpha as Python. I thought it was maybe floating point weirdness, but I set it to 20k decimal places in Python and it's still off.

#

Σ n = 0; 1048; C(47 + n, n) * 0.98 ^ 47 * 0.01 ^ n should be the correct formula

limber knotBOT
#

love sigma notation

ashen nacelle
#

beyond me

wide chasm
#

Yeah, Python's exponentiation is off at digit 16 and beyond, which is probably what causes the difference of 0.5% in the calculation.

primal hamlet
#

is there any plugin that has commands that interact with a mysql database?

#

something like /db add_data <table> <column> <data>

golden gust
#

I mean, probably

#

But, like, there are many better options out there for that...

primal hamlet
#

i need this tho

ashen nacelle
#

question is why would you need to be manually interacting with the database from within minecraft.

primal hamlet
#

i need it for a little thing, and if it exists it'll save me way more time than actually doing stuff manually or making the plugin myself

viscid wedge
#

That's fucking cursed

primal hamlet
#

im doing a test survey and need automated data collection

#

this is just a fallback in case i lose data i still have it in the database

ashen nacelle
#

you can access the databases using a web interface like phpmyadmin

#

it will also format the data into human readable tables.

primal hamlet
#

okay

#

that doesn't help me

#

im automating the commands, not writing them myself

#

obviously

golden gust
#

automating them how?

primal hamlet
#

i have a plugin

#

that sends commands on a specific action

#

that plugin has its placeholders, i put them in the command

#

bing bang boom automation

#

the plugin is 3rd party so i can't do it directly

golden gust
#

and, the command contains all the args you'd need to shove into that thing in 1 go?

primal hamlet
#

i can only add commands

ashen nacelle
primal hamlet
#

and it can perform multiple commands

#

so that wouldn't be a problem

primal hamlet
golden gust
#

was more a "wounder if you could abuse zgrep in order to pull the info from the logs if shit hit the fan"

primal hamlet
#

i don't think it's logged in console

#

pls just tell me if you know a plugin like that

golden gust
#

I don't

hexed dragon
limber knotBOT
#

oh no

foggy veldt
#

When I was in school people used to try to avoid getting bullied

limber knotBOT
#

more investor shilling!

vernal moth
#

That looks awful

golden gust
#

Well, in americal schools people get used to trying to avoid bu... nvm

ashen nacelle
#

you bout went there did you

hexed dragon
#

americal

golden gust
#

I was dating a girl from across the pond a few dozen years ago, was like, crazy hearing about those drills

limber knotBOT
#

literally a joke inside my class i only use discord

golden gust
#

Worse we ever had was a fire drill

foggy veldt
#

I swear tho, mods can delete my message if this counts as political but when I was in school shootings would be like once every 2 years, now I see a shooting once every two weeks

ashen nacelle
#

tornado drills.

golden gust
#

Oh, and the time the fire alarms in the school was going in the leading edge towards winter

#

that sucked donkey

ashen nacelle
#

the school tornado alarm sounded like a reverse cow

limber knotBOT
#

more kids leaning into the emo 👀

golden gust
#

May I tell you

#

The sound of my peoples

foggy veldt
#

One time in elementary there was a fire alarm when I was in the bathroom and I got scared and peed all over my pants and my mom didn’t restock the backup clothes so I had to go home

golden gust
#

Hey, hey, hey

#

remember that one time

void void
ashen nacelle
#

what we have to deal with where I live

void void
#

or am I reading this wrong

#

oh, it's a luggage tag

golden gust
#

if you zoom in

#

You can see the folk sitting on their porches waiting for it to pass

foggy veldt
golden gust
#

travel

#

noticable

void void
#

it also sounds scary as hell, which is a nice bonus ^

ashen nacelle
#

chicago is distorted

golden gust
#

remember seeing this one on TT

plucky sparrow
ashen nacelle
#

you listen carefully on the video I took the thunder is nonstop

golden gust
#

Tornado valley

#

Rest of the world:

#

'murica: Let's build some homes here!

limber knotBOT
#

you mean tornado alley?

ashen nacelle
#

I am on the edge of tornado alley

golden gust
#

a, yea

limber knotBOT
#

i am on the edge of 1953 flood area B)

ashen nacelle
#

most of the time in ohio there is no warning. you will know there been a tornado when someone's barn blows up

limber knotBOT
#

yeah