general

[merry talon]

welll

If I didn't bring all of it, it would've been a waste of money

but if I did then it would have been totally soaked on the way back

so ¯_(ツ)_/¯

it do be rough out here

[mental meadow]

casual reminder this exists https://twitter.com/zachbr_/status/1380265179754139652

Zach Brown (@zachbr_)

Getting banned from a discord server be like https://t.co/98MRmJXu14

▶ Play video

Twitter · Apr 8, 2021, 9:03 PM

[wispy blade]

hi uwuwa @mental meadow

good morning

[mental meadow]

good morning!!!

[wispy blade]

you fool.

it is afternoon already

[mental meadow]

[twin lagoon]

paper test server spawn is still intact after 10 hours

[mental meadow]

now you jinxed it

rip spawn

[twin lagoon]

in fact it's been improved

someone built these bad boys

[wispy blade]

he's on the grind holy shit

[summer rivet]

where should i download java 17 jdk again?

[wispy blade]

adoptium.net

[crystal lily]

https://paper.readthedocs.io/en/latest/java-update/index.html

[wispy blade]

:o

new guide

[mossy vessel]

Same guide like before

[mental meadow]

but also updated

[void void]

is there a lazydfu for mc 1.18

[twin lagoon]

yes

[void void]

oh

alright waiting for Starlight and BetterPvp

[twin lagoon]

starlight already exists

build from source

[void void]

hard but ok

1.18 branch?

[viral hornet]

@twin lagoon

[twin lagoon]

literally ./gradlew build

[twin lagoon]

dev/1.18 yes

[twin lagoon]

hello

[viral hornet]

wtf

[twin lagoon]

🥺

[viral hornet]

[marble lark]

build your own Java

;)

[wispy blade]

no

that's cringe

[viral hornet]

some of this gen is whack https://i.imgur.com/eCsqCcG.png

[serene bolt]

looks like a worldedit brush

[viral hornet]

right?

ok

[vast quartz]

Pog

[viral hornet]

get a prescription for sleeping tablets

ez fix

[wispy blade]

less whipping for me :)

[ashen cliff]

Daily reminder that fatal insomnia exists.

Have fun.

[worn ember]

It's pretty hard to die from sleep deprivation. So if you manage it. Congrats

[chrome cosmos]

whack

[worn ember]

But it can lead to accidents or other issues that eventually lead to your death

[chrome cosmos]

whack

[marble lark]

welp

Mojang never said there weren't any bugs

;)

[left swift]

cat more like Chris pratt

[golden gust]

Tell me that that video isn't kinda oddly hot

[left swift]

[serene bolt]

you're being horny on the wrong account again cat

[twin lagoon]

pure 🥺

[serene bolt]

[golden gust]

'switchacount femboychaser69420

wait, fuck, er

[jaunty fjord]

looks cool imo

i really miss when minecraft worldgen was way wackier

its been too basic for a while i like the weirdness that 1.18 brought back into the gen

[marble lark]

that's not how you actually say fuck off in chinese btw

;)

[left swift]

cat doesnt it get boring talking to walls all day

mans post a pic of the cpu graph on the basic gui for paper and asked why his ram he assigned was getting used

[limber knot]

mfw I release a plugin update but don't deploy it to my own servers :S xD

[abstract aspen]

Do you watch F1nn5ter by chance

[golden gust]

I mean, no

But, I seen his clips here and there

[ashen cliff]

mfw I want to update a plugin to 1.18, check github, no new branch, no new activity, 1 open issue, "The download is available on our Discord server.":

[limber knot]

time to find a new plugin 👀

[worn ember]

which one is it

[abstract aspen]

Confused screaming
I need to update my plugins too I should do that when I get home

Hopefully I don't actually need to do anything except say "pls compile for 1.18 now"

[worn ember]

bad plugin if you need to update it

[vestal wind]

true true

[abstract aspen]

I don't think I'll need to just have to check it tbh

[worn ember]

i gotta check if my rtp plugin works with the new world height, it should but yeah i also gotta check

[abstract aspen]

I don't really do anything fuckywucky and I don't use NMS

[worn ember]

then it should keep working

but ya never know

[abstract aspen]

It worked fine from 1.16-1.17 without having to change anything

I just targeted a newer version of java and paper

[worn ember]

i still target spigot until hangar releases

[abstract aspen]

Speaking of

I should update my server and pc to Java 17

That's the version I need for 1.18 right?

[worn ember]

same

yeah

[abstract aspen]

Neat.

[worn ember]

17 is LTS

and probably what mc will stay on for a while i think

[wide chasm]

Updated my code for 1.18, just need to test it

[worn ember]

neerd

[wide chasm]

no u

[half copper]

Oooooh

[worn ember]

[abstract aspen]

Bloody hell calm down no need to murder him

[left swift]

[potent fossil]

actually

there is need to murder him

you just dont know ded like we do

[left swift]

simple can be next

[potent fossil]

yes, please

im ready

[worn ember]

trust me if i could die i'd already be dead

[left swift]

wow that's an old meme

I haven't seen that one in years

[worn ember]

i wish i could say the same about you

[left swift]

who are you

[worn ember]

you wouldn't be able to comprehend my greatness

[left swift]

oh the rtp guy

[ashen cliff]

The almost Poljak.

[plucky sparrow]

ded slander?

I’m here for it

[worn ember]

smh cyber bullying

i'll have to get the stick

[left swift]

cyber bullying? just dont read it

[plucky sparrow]

not our fault

[left swift]

is that a new papermc mod

[plucky sparrow]

LOL

[left swift]

notmyfault
notourfault
notyourfault

[plucky sparrow]

Careful

Might accidentally summon NMF

[supple jay]

1.18 worth it or its the same like 1.17

[serene bolt]

that's a very open ended question but I wouldn't deem 1.18 worthy for a production server at the moment or anytime within the next few weeks at the least

but it's worth it in the sense that it adds very fun new terrain to the game? :P

[ashen cliff]

Production ready since build 3™️.

[limber knot]

ok so why is cgroups v2 so more annoying to use than cgroups v1 :S

I guess I should just use docker for this lol

[plucky sparrow]

dart parameters is destroying my brain

[worn ember]

nice

[left swift]

dart like fart

the movie

[plucky sparrow]

shut the fuck up

[worn ember]

wow no toxic

[plucky sparrow]

you too ded

[potent fossil]

wait let me check that dude's toxicity ai

"shut the fuck up" =>

{
  "toxic": 0.9997650980949402,
  "severe toxic": 0.327315092086792,
  "obsene": 0.9917027354240417,
  "threat": 0.0012296095956116915,
  "insult": 0.595728874206543,
  "identity hate": 0.0012716357596218586
}

99% toxic, 99% oscene, 59.5% insulting

[plucky sparrow]

o no

pls no ban

[left swift]

[golden gust]

How does that test?

for science

[potent fossil]

{
  "toxic": 0.999417781829834,
  "severe toxic": 0.1682119071483612,
  "obsene": 0.9775950312614441,
  "threat": 0.0026858081109821796,
  "insult": 0.9732181429862976,
  "identity hate": 0.011514860205352306
}

less toxic but more insulting

[marble lark]

lmfao

[golden gust]

god damnit

Let me try again tomorrow when am not too tired

[potent fossil]

alright im goin to bed

i was playing solitaire for 3 hours apparently

jfc

[marble lark]

i have a feeling that for identity hate you need to use actual slurs and shit that would properly get you banned from this server

[potent fossil]

im sure

that actually was more identity hate than before

[plucky sparrow]

Probably because of “whore”

[marble lark]

you sure it not cause of commie?

[plucky sparrow]

Idk I don’t remember what he said at all tbh

[left swift]

ya I was also thinking why identity hate was so low for him saying commie

[golden gust]

challenge accepted?

[left swift]

almost got banned

[heady spear]

I just found out that I can't get pregnant

very upsetting.

[left swift]

oh no

city is here

[vernal moth]

Wow discrimination much

[golden gust]

dw city

We can try

[potent fossil]

this is quite possibly the most ridiculous video ive ever watched but also i love it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQuAtbi9UKo

[heady spear]

🥺

[heady spear]

What is up with the cyberbullying?

[left swift]

[golden gust]

it's not bullying

just turn the screen off

sheesh

[left swift]

that's how I imagine how cat looked when they typed that

[mental meadow]

😦

[heady spear]

I've had TOO MUCH caffeine today

my head hurts

BUT

this coffee maker is too good not to be used

[worn ember]

Okay

[left swift]

who asked

[mental meadow]

<-

[left swift]

->

[mental meadow]

[left swift]

theres no such thing as too much caffeine

[worn ember]

https://giphy.com/gifs/terrible-the-movie-road-house-NCzhota4GsrKM

[left swift]

inject it straight into the brain

[heady spear]

@mental meadow please ban this kid

they're harassing me

[mental meadow]

I have made a grave mistake. I got my booster in my right arm and now I can't play osu without it hurting

[worn ember]

that is a grave mistake

[glass knot]

[left swift]

if I get banned how will you guys get ur daily pokimane fix

[glass knot]

i dont even like her so this is ok

[left swift]

I dont like you

[glass knot]

[left swift]

[heady spear]

I can watch pokimane without sad children being mean to me

[left swift]

I'm 23

[heady spear]

Now I'm going to back to my JOB. Loser.

[left swift]

I'm only here because I'm at my job

[heady spear]

lol you are OLDER than me yet you ACT like THIS?

[left swift]

you should try it sometime, its fun

[mental meadow]

[void void]

23 year old poki simp, smh my head

[heady spear]

I only act professional because I AM professional.

[worn ember]

He's already a sweden simp

[left swift]

city professional in being a loser

[golden gust]

#gifs-and-memes message

[heady spear]

Stop projecting LOSER CHILD

[left swift]

I am a mirror loser

I am u

but better

[glass knot]

cant be better if ur a mirror, basically a copy smh

[heady spear]

You are so sad. Get a life and a job and stop living in a basement and stop bullying me or else the admins will ban you for breaking all of the rules and regulations.

[left swift]

atleast I didnt work on fawe and that makes me sleep well at night

[mental meadow]

is that why I have sleep problems?

damn

knew it

[left swift]

probably

[heady spear]

@mental meadow now he's bullying you

[worn ember]

I think its more the fact you have to work with this abusive swede that keeps you up at night

[left swift]

city is like freddy Kruger

[heady spear]

aurora and I haven't worked together for over a year smh

[left swift]

maybe that's why you're such a loser

you need more aurora

[heady spear]

now you're just mean and I am sad

[left swift]

[mental meadow]

y'all need to calm down or get a room smh

[heady spear]

do you have any affiliation to an event that poki has been in?

HM?

no you don't. loser child.

[left swift]

I give her 75% of every paycheck

[glass knot]

[dire snow]

The heck is going on

[void void]

only 75%?

[heady spear]

75% of 0 is still 0

[left swift]

ur right how dare I withhold the queens Starbucks money

[mental meadow]

simpfight apparently

[abstract aspen]

I'm not sure if city is actually an asshole or if it's just memes

[void void]

both

[heady spear]

@mental meadow I love you aurora

[left swift]

city is a meme

[heady spear]

WTF?

[dire snow]

Crikey, ya can't ever escape it on the internet can you xD

[heady spear]

... you say that in a minecraft discord server

[void void]

wait, since when does minecraft have a /resetchunks command?

[mental meadow]

honestly with how city and noma have been to each other lately I'm like 90% sure they are dating

[left swift]

ya city is bullying me

[dire snow]

What does it do? Reload old ones or like, gen new ones or something?

[void void]

no clue, looking into some world gen stuff and saw a class "ResetChunksCommand"

[abstract aspen]

Maybe they are

[void void]

looks like it takes a range, so probably regen?

[dire snow]

Ohhh cool

That sounds interesting

[abstract aspen]

Sometimes I wish I could use ResetLifeCommand

[left swift]

papermc moment

[abstract aspen]

I reckon I'll take a nap before I have to go cry at my computer while doing Java

[worn ember]

Have you tried not doing java

[abstract aspen]

How else would you do plugins

Skript isn't a valid option

[left swift]

fiverr

[heady spear]

uh kotlin like a sane person?

[untold meadow]

true

[next frost]

[south hearth]

Seems like I came here at exactly the right time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP4KEPziObA

[abstract aspen]

Isn't that just fancy Java at this point?

[void void]

"sane" "person"

[abstract aspen]

Maybe I should just start doing bedrock plugins instead so I can use php

And embrace actual insanity

[south hearth]

in the way that a porsche is a fancy bicycle, sure

[heady spear]

As someone that works full time on Minecraft shit

Kotlin is a fucking blessing

[untold meadow]

true

[heady spear]

thank you @untold meadow

[dire snow]

Is there like, an origin story for why its called "Paper"

Oh smart

I like that

[void void]

silly, pieces of paper can't run

smh my head

[dire snow]

They can if you draw legs on them

[left swift]

paper actually stands for something

[dire snow]

Well, it works for me

paper and paper ermmmm right?

[untold meadow]

typealias for multiple interfaces would be dope as well

[left swift]

People
Against
Perfect
Eating
Rock

and that's why it's called paper

[void void]

Pokimane Aikar Purpur Emmmd5 serveR

[limber knot]

TIL that you can close the chat/ESC menu from the server 😅

[void void]

wait what

[warm anchor]

Paper is short for paper chan

[heady spear]

eternity why do you like tasty dogs?

[left swift]

wtf city

[heady spear]

it's in their bio???

[left swift]

[heady spear]

that & is very ambiguous

[warm anchor]

😉

[dire snow]

I assume there should be an oxford comma

[warm anchor]

Working as intended to cause distress

[dire snow]

"I like tasty sushi, and dogs"

[warm anchor]

[golden gust]

I like hot dogs

idk what it is but I'm just not a fan of 'em cold

[dire snow]

thats my cue to leave

[heady spear]

cat, when are you going to do me?

[limber knot]

is anyone running Updated-NCP and ViaVersion and having issues with opening inventories/books/menus when using 1.18? 👀

or knows how to get a better output of shit that NCP does? because it's not saying that it's blocking anything but exempting a player fixes it xD

[left swift]

is there a verbose command

[limber knot]

no

[left swift]

sad

[limber knot]

there is a "debug" one but I have no idea what that does, don't see any output lol

[abstract aspen]

You can do what now?

[left swift]

weird

I'm not at my pc otherwise i would check

[limber knot]

ah, apparently it logs to a file in the plugin folder

doesn't happen all the time for me (most likely because NCP doesn't detect a violation) but it definitly does something to close stuff: https://transfer.sh/O8rSXO/2021-12-01_15-37-19.mp4

this is totally not abusable :S

yeah for some reason it's registering a move

[mental meadow]

there's a verbose command to see exactly what check fails there

[limber knot]

if you mean "/ncp debug" then yeah, I have found that but "verbose" is not a thing

(it's not really showing failed checks though which is the odd thing)

[mental meadow]

try /ncp debug player (playername) yes:all or smth

/ncp debug player (player-name-or-uuid) yes/no/default[:checktype1[:checktype2...]] NCP 3.16.1
Set/reset debug flags to yes/no/default for check types, including check groups like FIGHT and ALL.

who made that command smh

[limber knot]

just doing /ncp debug player <name> works to enable it

the other stuff is just if you need more specific shit

[mental meadow]

Asking for an ETA with a gif is not in any way better

[night ibex]

sorry, I will repent

[heady spear]

@mental meadow come to my laundry

I'll pay you in cinnamon buns and hugs

[mental meadow]

sounds good

[left swift]

[limber knot]

ok, actually, I managed to reproduce the issue on 1.17 but it seems to not happen as often

like if you move the mouse while you open the menu it sometimes closes 👀

most likely because NCP registers a move and cancels it or something

[heady spear]

poggers @waxen panther they did a ruy lopez in game 5 so something is happening today. Maybe not another draw??? Tho it'll prolly end at 2.5/5 -.-

stupid ass sound quality tho the twitch stream goes tap tap tap

[void void]

any program suggestions for coding plugins/skript ?? i use atom but it sucks

[maiden hearth]

May I have my contributor or donator role

[untold meadow]

isn't there a skript ide?

but really, at this point id rec just learning java/etc and making plugins

[mental meadow]

You can have the Sponsor role if you have donated, just send me proof or something

[void void]

what is the skript ide called ?

[untold meadow]

no idea

skide would be my guess knowing how they name everything

[limber knot]

oof, so apparently NCP isn't even logging what it's cancelling there because excempting everything it logs doesn't work

but exempting from everything stops it. wat

[mental meadow]

not every action has log by default

[limber knot]

I mean I would assume it does in teh debug

[untold meadow]

lmfao https://skide.liz3.net/

i was right

[mental meadow]

but can't you do ncp info or ncp infractions name?

[limber knot]

it doesn't show

[maiden hearth]

Thanks aurora

[limber knot]

that was the first thing I checked xD

[mental meadow]

Just remove NCP, ez^^

[limber knot]

yeah no lol

[left swift]

what the fuc

spotify wrapped 2021 is out

I went down in minutes

I had 113k last year :(

I feel like this is wrong

also with those top 5 artists how is the top genre emo lmao

[left swift]

also whoever designed this page needs to be fired

tf is Canadian pop

[mental meadow]

pop from canada

[left swift]

lol

[mental meadow]

Robin Sparkles

[marble lark]

aurora was never heard from again

[untold meadow]

i had "bubblegrunge" compressed into that #5 slot

looked literally terrible

worse ui design ever

[mental meadow]

thats why last.fm exists lol

[untold meadow]

what is last.fm?

[mental meadow]

https://www.last.fm/user/AuroraRainbow

[left swift]

I feel like they only incorporated like half the year

they had linkin park in there a ton and I only started relistening to them like 2 weeks ago

lel

23,814 minutes of 77,263 minutes on twenty one pilots

[tropic flame]

lastfm is nice because it's not exclusive to spotify

[void void]

13.634 minutes in total here, only started halfway through the year though

10% of that is abba lmao

[left swift]

[heady spear]

spotify is cringe

stop using Swedish software

apple music pog

[left swift]

ur cringe

[heady spear]

ok boomer

[left swift]

wow

does lastfm take stats from spotify?

[untold meadow]

can do yeah

[limber knot]

ok apparently there is a way to show even more debug in NCP when using a dev build

[magic river]

spotify still uses vorbis

[mental meadow]

yeah and I think there are a lot of other scrobblers for other programs as well

huh

why does discord just not scroll down randomly for a new message

[magic river]

It seems worse about that lately

[prisma lava]

since when has there been a You also agree that tacos are tasty, and the best food in the world. line in the eula 😂

[quick pasture]

✨

[olive marlin]

A very long time?

[prisma lava]

never noticed it before 🤣

[olive marlin]

Wouldn't be surprised if it was one of first patches.

[prisma lava]

patch 20 lol

[marble lark]

Paper adds it to the EULA for fun lel

[left swift]

what are your total minutes frank

[marble lark]

if I'm not wrong Tuinity removed it and replaced it with "Tacos are fucking awful" or something along those lines now that I think of it lmao

[elfin steppe]

leaf is based

[left swift]

leaf states many falses but this do be a true

[void void]

so it is treason then

[marble lark]

found it

- properties.store(outputStream, "By changing the setting below to TRUE you are indicating your agreement to our EULA (https://account.mojang.com/documents/minecraft_eula).\nYou also agree that tacos are tasty, and the best food in the world.");  // Paper - fix lag;
+ properties.store(outputStream, "By changing the setting below to TRUE you are indicating your agreement to our EULA (https://account.mojang.com/documents/minecraft_eula).");  // Paper - fix lag; // Tuinity - Tacos are fucking disgusting

lmao

but it's a comment not the actual message shown so it loses some impact

[mental meadow]

"""""fix lag"""""

[ashen cliff]

Rocketship go fast.

[void void]

why does it have a semicolon at the end

it's a comment

[magic river]

[ashen cliff]

🌮

[short yarrow]

if i had. would it make sense to break the switch statement to its own function?

public void function() {
  Iterator it
  while (it.hasNext()) {
     Object o = it.next();
      switch (o.getString()) {

      }
  }
}

like this

public void doSomething(String s) {
  switch (s) {

  }
}

it feels odd to me

[tropic flame]

just fork and do what i did

[marble lark]

not really, at least to me, unless you're doing more logic besides that switch statement

seems overkill for a simple switch

[short yarrow]

switch (s) {
   case "A":
     ONE_LINE
     break;
  case "B":
    FOUR_LINES
    break;
  }

i think it's a pretty simple statement imo

there's one line of code in case a and 4 lines in case b

and it's basically just calling obj.setValue(...)

[plucky sparrow]

have you thought of getting a pfp

rn there’s two sherman tankers

[marble lark]

dafuq

[left swift]

TheTermanShanker

[marble lark]

only found one lel

[plucky sparrow]

two Sherman tankers

[void void]

sherman i have a beautiful pfp for you

[marble lark]

oh god

[plucky sparrow]

hmmm

Show?

[void void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555469074080202765/874706195959668817/makesweet-wkx1vx.gif

it's a sponsored avatar

[plucky sparrow]

how much he getting paid

[void void]

He isn't

[left swift]

can cat get this tattood on them

[plucky sparrow]

Scam

[left swift]

donation goal for papermc

[void void]

that's actually where this image originated from lmao

#general message

[plucky sparrow]

I thought you were gonna ask sherman to match pfps tbh

[void void]

never again

[plucky sparrow]

yeah no one would be as good as me

[left swift]

[plucky sparrow]

[last thicket]

anyone find a silk spawner plguin thats working on 1.18?

[mild rune]

what is this cursed thing

[void void]

Papermc merch suggestion, by yours truly

[mild rune]

cursed

[elfin steppe]

hey @warm anchor, mind updating your guide (https://eternity.community/index.php/minecraft-client-optimization/) since iris is now a standalone mod cuz of the recent update and doesn’t have sodium bundled with it anymore

it’s more of an addon mod to sodium now

[limber knot]

ello

[left swift]

oh no

[limber knot]

yeah uh, my discord acc got yeeted, thanks to whoever reported it :)

[elfin steppe]

oof

for what reason

[limber knot]

not being old enough to have an account

can still recover it, but i gotta send discord a pic of me, my id, and my username in 2 weeks when i am old enough

which is kinda sketchy imo

[mild rune]

bruh someone actually reported it?

[limber knot]

yep

[mild rune]

yikes

[limber knot]

i bet it was brocc

[twin lagoon]

@waxen panther thoughts

[waxen panther]

who dis

[limber knot]

joe

[elfin steppe]

yes which is why i dont joke being underaged cuz people are sus

[magic river]

Wait you're 12?

[void void]

Min age is different in NL

Dumb privacy laws

[limber knot]

^ it's 16 here

[twin lagoon]

what a time to be alive

[waxen panther]

https://tenor.com/view/john-cena-floss-flossing-dance-dances-gif-15529669

[limber knot]

so yes, write it in your agenda

december 13th

[mild rune]

[twin lagoon]

you know that the entire thing about age restrictions on discord is about data storage right

[limber knot]

ye

[mild rune]

curse the eu an their strict data storage laws

[twin lagoon]

right but waiting 2 weeks won't change the fact that they have stored data of an underage person

[tropic flame]

that's why you don't say your age online

[mild rune]

I'd be shocked if they didn't nuke her data

[tropic flame]

y'know, the whole "don't give your private info to strangers" thing

[twin lagoon]

they do not want naomi's data

[mild rune]

I know Twitter nuked everything from before I was 13 when they found out I made my twitter at 11

[twin lagoon]

right

heard plenty of stories of that happening too

[mild rune]

I was like "yeah ofc that's fine, I was cringe then"

[limber knot]

yeah but i atl hope i can get my acc back

[tropic flame]

lol my Twitter account was made before they required birthdays so they still don't know mine

[plucky sparrow]

what happened

[tropic flame]

they'll stay without knowing

[tropic flame]

someone actually reported Naomi for being below the required age to use discord in the netherlands

[plucky sparrow]

LOL

[mild rune]

Mine was made before birthdays too but I set mine recently and twitter was like hol up

[plucky sparrow]

Rip naomi

[limber knot]

like i even made my account before the age restriction was a thing iirc

[heady spear]

less children in paper? great news

who is next?

[waxen panther]

[limber knot]

shut up city

[plucky sparrow]

honestly it must be such a pain tbh

[heady spear]

ban naomi from irc for ban evasion?

[limber knot]

how is it ban evasion

[plucky sparrow]

well technically yes

Discord tos

[marble lark]

wat

[plucky sparrow]

Evasion

[twin lagoon]

it is ban evasion

[void void]

Well, she wasn’t banned in this discord specifically

[marble lark]

she's like 5 years older than the ToS requires

[plucky sparrow]

Discord servers must comply with the discord tos

[mild rune]

Damn she's evading the tos

[plucky sparrow]

Different in wherever she lives

[twin lagoon]

papermc as a verified guild has to respect the tos

[marble lark]

.-.

[heady spear]

no

[void void]

I don’t know if this is against tos tho

[tropic flame]

the question here is, is the IRC bridge at least 16 years old to use discord in the netherlands?

[limber knot]

well gee, how fun, i don't get to talk to my friends anymore

[vagrant marlin]

i heard that sweden requires you to be 70 years old to use discord now

[tropic flame]

if not then you ban the bridge

[void void]

She’s not using discord

[vagrant marlin]

unfortunate news

[fossil patio]

michael are you evading me rn?

[twin lagoon]

love you paul

but i'm not joining your smp

[plucky sparrow]

considered um.. creating an alt acc

[mild rune]

yeah technically she's not on discord

[plucky sparrow]

On discord

[heady spear]

why are Finnish people allowed on the internet?

[limber knot]

see, now that is ban evasion

[vagrant marlin]

what people?

we dont exist

[mild rune]

not her fault Paper implemented an IRC bridge

[vagrant marlin]

gods floating in the sky

[plucky sparrow]

not if you suddenly become Hannah, 24 years old

[warm anchor]

will do. I am doing testing rn. I will likely update the guide later as well

[void void]

Phoenix finally has a new irc user

runs

[mild rune]

Fwens

[heady spear]

isn't dap like 11? time to go.

[mild rune]

oof

[plucky sparrow]

LOL

no pls

[mild rune]

time to use the bridge dap

[plucky sparrow]

it’s ok Naomi I’ll be with you soon

[limber knot]

yay

[mild rune]

why you gotta lie to her like that?

[plucky sparrow]

lol just watch someone actually reporting me

but I guess truth had to be known one way or another

[limber knot]

oh yeah dap how's your blogging platform going

[tropic flame]

are you actually 11

[vagrant marlin]

suddenly logs out of discord

[plucky sparrow]

it’s not

[limber knot]

mood

[vagrant marlin]

question ignored, i think the answer is obvious

[plucky sparrow]

I literally forgot about it

[limber knot]

anyway i can finally get started on paper plugin tutorials

[plucky sparrow]

Been too busy with dart

[mild rune]

dart 😍

[tropic flame]

makes sense

shouldn't have told in the first place

[limber knot]

cuz 1.18 is out now which means people watch minecraft on yt now

[mild rune]

rosa

I saw that

[void void]

oops

[plucky sparrow]

Yea home

[void void]

wrong window lmfao

[vagrant marlin]

dap would be asking about an eta for 1.18 if they were 11 though...

[limber knot]

$HOME

[mild rune]

$HOME

wait let me try

rm -rf naomi

[vagrant marlin]

something seems fishy

where did naomi go

[limber knot]

Permission denied.

[void void]

they were removed

[plucky sparrow]

id ask for an eta but I’d get a warn

[mild rune]

I was gonna say file not found

[plucky sparrow]

(as a joke)

[limber knot]

sudo rm -rf dap

[void void]

sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

[plucky sparrow]

it’s not like I play Minecraft

[limber knot]

.remind uninstall java 16

[tropic flame]

ask an eta for the eta

[limber knot]

lol

[tropic flame]

that should be better

[plucky sparrow]

I’m not the one using bridge

[vagrant marlin]

sudo git clone https://github.com/torvalds/linux.git

naomi has frozen i bet

[mild rune]

if only I could sudo rm -rf myself

[limber knot]

File f = new File("/home/user/dap/")

f.delete()

ah crap i forgot semicolons

[plucky sparrow]

f?

[mild rune]

Syntax Error

[plucky sparrow]

That’s clearly

dapHomeDirectory

or

[west solar]

why can i update to paper 1.18 on my zap hosting server? i thought paper 1.18 isnt out yet?

[plucky sparrow]

dapelirrojoHomeDirectory

Code gotta be easy to read

[limber knot]

it's a temporary variable so the name being a single letter is fine 😔

[mild rune]

File fuckthisdumbassfile

[limber knot]

fuckThisDumbassFile*

[plucky sparrow]

Camel case please

[mild rune]

imagine needing to even use variables

[limber knot]

but dap, for you and you alone, i will use snake_case in java <3

[mild rune]

snake case is ew

[limber knot]

i like it, tbh

[plucky sparrow]

I’ll kill you ❤️

[void void]

dap_home_directory

[plucky sparrow]

Oh wait

Discord already did

[void void]

snake case best case

[mild rune]

just do both case

[plucky sparrow]

Snake case fan too

[mild rune]

dap_Home_Directory

[limber knot]

dap_Home_Directory

[void void]

god no

[plucky sparrow]

.kill Naomi

[limber knot]

beheads Naomi with a sharpened katana and uses their head to play baseball.

[mild rune]

or mocking case
dApHoMeDiReCtOrY

[void void]

snake case is the best case and you cant change my mind

[limber knot]

wow

yes

[plucky sparrow]

Don’t you dare fucking use an uppercase letter in my name

[limber knot]

DAP

[plucky sparrow]

it’s dap lowercase

[void void]

daP

[limber knot]

da P

[plucky sparrow]

See that’s fine because it’s all uppercase

That however is

cries

[void void]

Dap

[plucky sparrow]

NO

[limber knot]

haha the god is crying

[plucky sparrow]

not Dap

[mild rune]

Dap

[void void]

Dapitalized

[plucky sparrow]

no

That’s not me

I’m dap

[mild rune]

dap more like

[plucky sparrow]

Not Dap

[void void]

dap capping over dap caps

🤔

[plucky sparrow]

[fossil patio]

what is going on in here

[limber knot]

paper general

[void void]

dap dabbing over dap caps cap

[plucky sparrow]

They’re capitalizing my name

😭

[void void]

dAP

[plucky sparrow]

what a monstrosity dear lord

[void void]

dababy access point

[mild rune]

D A P

da baby?

less goooo

[void void]

d b-1 P

[plucky sparrow]

I’ll have to use it.

[limber knot]

derivative activated punishment

[void void]

rust supremacy

[mild rune]

dap is actually 446170

:)

[limber knot]

V supremacy*

[plucky sparrow]

That’s ok

[void void]

gonna start writing all my plugins with Rust + JNI cbindings

[limber knot]

god why

[plucky sparrow]

Thankfully it’s not 🤮 kotlin 🤮 anymore

[limber knot]

write them in V instead for maximum pain

[mild rune]

write them all in java's bytecode

[void void]

memory based and thread saFe AND resource efficienty

[mild rune]

I unfortunately have to work with go sometimes

[limber knot]

who needs thread safety!

[mild rune]

not me

fuck the thread

[limber knot]

go FunctionName()

[void void]

what

golang moment

[plucky sparrow]

I’m thankfully learning this very beautiful language called dart

[void void]

cringe

[plucky sparrow]

Not sure what I’ll use it for

But

[void void]

learn rust

[plucky sparrow]

LOL

I tried

I just didn’t finish the book

[void void]

I'm on chapter 6/20 ithink

rust is challenging

[plucky sparrow]

I’m not sure what chapter I was at

It really is

[void void]

Fuck java aout updating

it breaks my gradle all the time

[limber knot]

V getting started is just 4500 lines of markdown!

[plucky sparrow]

I was doing errors in rust

Using Result

[mild rune]

dart is used with flutter for mobile apps

:)

at least one of the uses

[void void]

i like the idea of working with web backend and large-scale data pipelines so i think rust is the lang of choice for me

[mild rune]

I had a friend write a whitelisting bot for servers in rust

he nuked a 3k player long whitelist

:)

[limber knot]

gg

[mild rune]

I had to pull it from memory

[limber knot]

that's a worse fuckup than me

lmao

and i wrote monkeModMail

[mild rune]

https://github.com/mja00/bromywhitelist this is why this exists

[plucky sparrow]

I’ll use it to build anything

[mild rune]

build minecraft

[plucky sparrow]

That’s naoiomiiomi’s work

[limber knot]

is that a

is that a lombok annotation

[void void]

tbf this is your friend being an idiot and not basedlang (rust)

[plucky sparrow]

No

[mild rune]

yes

idk why I put it

but I did

[plucky sparrow]

Dart’s community seems

[limber knot]

and WHY DOES IT USE MAVEN

[plucky sparrow]

a bit dead

[limber knot]

it's a google thing

so ofc

[plucky sparrow]

yea that’s my only worry

quite worried tbh!

[limber knot]

but eh, it's a new thing

just gotta wait for the Fireship video

[plucky sparrow]

If only there was like a discord server for dart

[limber knot]

oh wait the fireship came out last month

[plucky sparrow]

LOL

[mild rune]

Naomi that's literally my first plugin and I built it in like 15 minutes stressed

[plucky sparrow]

Yes it did

[plucky sparrow]

Btw I use maven

Too scared to try gradle

Should probably just use jars

[mild rune]

gradle is good

[limber knot]

gradle is indeed good

[mild rune]

I don't wanna work today

anyone wanna do it for me?

[limber knot]

depends

what kinda work and how's the pay

[void void]

gotta write like 3 essays today

[mild rune]

I'm a sysadmin and the pay is well below average

[void void]

I'll pay you in exposure

[mild rune]

bet

[void void]

*if the server becomes successful

[plucky sparrow]

I remember asking if self bots were allowed after seeing simple using irc a year ago 💀

[crimson gyro]

@rare python update when

[rare python]

xeno did you come here just to make a joke

[crimson gyro]

You told me to.

[rare python]

i was joking

[left swift]

LOOOOOOOOL

damn people are cold as fuck

I blame brocc for pointing out age requirements in netherlands

same place

[mild rune]

kinda fucked that someone actually reported you

[left swift]

so many people been sniped here for talking about being under the age limit

atleast 4 now

[mild rune]

that's why you just never mention age anywhere

[waxen panther]

that was michael

[left swift]

ur the same person

[twin lagoon]

[limber knot]

wb

[plucky sparrow]

Noah too?

[limber knot]

yes

[void void]

I haven't been consumed by the discord T&S team

yet

[limber knot]

noah let me use their lounge instance :D

[waxen panther]

love noah

[limber knot]

yes

hate broccolai

[left swift]

brocc reported noah just now

[twin lagoon]

love brocc

[void void]

I mean, I never mentioned my age 🤷

[twin lagoon]

best brocc

[waxen panther]

i would never noah is far too epic

except being a redditor

[void void]

thank you brocc

[left swift]

what's worse redditor or being a vegetable

[void void]

yes

[mild rune]

both

[left swift]

mods start a poll

[void void]

if you have a better avatar, I'm open to suggestions

[left swift]

I got an avatar suggestion

[hexed dragon]

No avatar

[plucky sparrow]

something that doesn’t involve Reddit would be good

[left swift]

join the dank side noah

[waxen panther]

john cena flossing

[void void]

https://tenor.com/view/john-cena-floss-flossing-dance-dances-gif-15529669

that is beautiful

[waxen panther]

it really is

my favourite gif

[left swift]

https://tenor.com/view/binchiling-john-cena-gif-22115595

[void void]

[waxen panther]

[left swift]

never

its closed

paper is ending

because you asked

that was the final straw

[limber knot]

no more paper :(

[plucky sparrow]

in about two decades

[limber knot]

do people honestly even bother using their eyes?

how clear do the channel names need to be?

[left swift]

go bother apex support

[limber knot]

there is none

[left swift]

they're the ones being slow

[plucky sparrow]

1st of December 2041

[limber knot]

ok have fun

[left swift]

[tropic flame]

ok then go back to spigot

[plucky sparrow]

bye bye

[tropic flame]

.eta

[limber knot]

Paper updates have no ETA, "rough estimate", or anything of the likes -- ever. They come when they come. Be patient.

[tropic flame]

the only info you'll get is this one

[limber knot]

^

[plucky sparrow]

they really threatened with switching to spigot lmfao

[limber knot]

+

[plucky sparrow]

paper lost a huge member of the community today

[tropic flame]

or, if you actually want it to come out faster, contribute in the GitHub repository

[limber knot]

does that add a reaction?

[plucky sparrow]

no!

[limber knot]

would've been cool if it did, ngl

[plucky sparrow]

she’s an AI

[limber knot]

i am an advanced AI created to bother dap

[plucky sparrow]

Made by the nasa

[limber knot]

and basically all of Paper

ask Felenov

[tropic flame]

it's a webhook, designed to be an IRC bridge

[limber knot]

man actually did it

[plucky sparrow]

OAKSHEJDK

[limber knot]

prepare for war

[plucky sparrow]

LOL

Prepare for @thorny flicker

[void void]

webhooks can't add reactions

fyi, you can ping people from irc too

[mild rune]

Paper 1.18 will release between now and the heat death of the universe

:)

[plucky sparrow]

Did you just call Naomi a webhook?

[limber knot]

Felenov does not like it when skiddies ping him

[mild rune]

yeah

[tropic flame]

oh wait he's actually complaining that apex hosting does not have paper 1.18 yet?

[mild rune]

she is a webhook rn

[tropic flame]

holy shit

[mild rune]

yeah

Apex slow

[warm anchor]

why is Naomi a webhook??

[plucky sparrow]

lmao she really is a webhook

[mild rune]

She got banned

someone reported her for being underage

[plucky sparrow]

lmaoooo

[limber knot]

LMAO

[plucky sparrow]

HAHAHAH

[void void]

alright, prepare to get yeeted

[mild rune]

poor felenov

[plucky sparrow]

Look what you’ve started Naomi

@wispy blade

[mild rune]

should've told him to ping cat

[limber knot]

no, this'll be a quick DDoS

[mild rune]

@wispy blade

[void void]

you're pinging her wrong

@naomi

[limber knot]

no you're pinging me right

[mild rune]

Can't ping a webhook :(

[plucky sparrow]

cat might know when paper releases not sure

[void void]

oh wait, it picks it up anyway

[limber knot]

https://naomi.s-ul.eu/k0ZTapto

yeah

[mild rune]

bro he's DMing people now

[plucky sparrow]

no way

[void void]

^

[plucky sparrow]

@naomi

[limber knot]

tf you want IsmaBitcHass

[plucky sparrow]

why compact mode? Reported and blocked.

[mild rune]

not my screenshot

[limber knot]

never

because of you

[ashen cliff]

It's already out bro. 🛌

[mild rune]

I deleted paper 1.18

[plucky sparrow]

Naomi your account still here they can ban you

[mild rune]

Naomi told me to

can someone get rid of this bozo already?

go ask them

we're not apex

[plucky sparrow]

Apex bad

[mild rune]

Does it say apex near my name?

nah

no shock there

don't blame them

I would've done it too

[plucky sparrow]

LMAO

[ashen cliff]

Use a custom jar?

[mild rune]

good job

10/10

[limber knot]

i too, would get rid of people screaming at me for PAPER 1.18 WHN!!!!!!!!! I WANT IT NOWW

[mild rune]

same

[void void]

don't worry, naom will see your fuckups hidden away by deletes and edites forever

[limber knot]

with love <3

[mild rune]

inb4 naomi switches to irc forever

becomes like phoenix

bruh

[limber knot]

lmao

[void void]

alright, <@&748618676189528155>

[ashen cliff]

How to get banned 101.

[plucky sparrow]

no way

he just pinged mods

[limber knot]

bestest aurora epic?

[mild rune]

dude has to be trolling at this point

aurora pls

[limber knot]

🥺

[mild rune]

[wide chasm]

!warn @thick belfry Don't ping random devs for ETAs

[thorny flicker]

:raised_hands: Warned IsmaBH#0908 (Don't ping random devs for ETAs) [1 total infraction] -- stefvanschie#7609.

[plucky sparrow]

Last words?

Oh I was expecting something worse

[mild rune]

same

[limber knot]

you have been told about 10 times

[mild rune]

noting he's harassing people in DMs

[wide chasm]

I did, see the message

[void void]

stef, you're way too kind

they're trolling

[waxen panther]

lol ok bud

[limber knot]

"we are not apex, we can not give you a date"

[tropic flame]

for the last time, go bother apex hosting. not us. there are paper 1.18 builds already from our side.

[void void]

or just really stupid

[mild rune]

both

[plucky sparrow]

they banned them from the apex discord

[tropic flame]

it's their problem, not ours ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[limber knot]

fellow underage discord user?

[wide chasm]

!kick @thick belfry Ask Apex, we don't hand out ETAs, especially not for services that we are not involved in

[thorny flicker]

:raised_hands: Kicked IsmaBH#0908 (Ask Apex, we don't hand out ETAs, especially not for services that we are not involved in) [2 total infractions] -- stefvanschie#7609.

[mild rune]

naomi please

[tropic flame]

they can open a support ticket

[limber knot]

might as well meme about it

[mild rune]

forever gonna meme about her getting banned for being underage

[tropic flame]

no need for discord

[mild rune]

damn he came back fast

[plucky sparrow]

do I hear a ban?

Bets?

[mild rune]

$40

go bug apex

make a ticket