general

[plucky sparrow]

LOL

[mental meadow]

Gript

[plucky sparrow]

the Skript syntax is so awful

[wispy blade]

cannot be worse than logo

[potent fossil]

poor lads in my school's programming class

they're making their own linkedlists atm and very confused

[plucky sparrow]

I tried to understand some skripts I coded some time ago and I just can’t

It’s so bad my brain has annihilated my Skript knowledge

[twin lagoon]

that was my main complaint too

the dark dimmed theme is ok but it's too light

stylish theme version is still best

https://github.com/StylishThemes/GitHub-Dark

[little frost]

also note that gitlab integrates with like, anything; i have some repos on gitlab to use the superior CI and stuff but still mirror it on github which has more users i guess
it doesn't really make much sense to allow for this lol

[mental meadow]

transferring a repo from gitlab to github is surprisingly fun and easy

[twin lagoon]

or the other way around

[waxen panther]

yes michael wink wink

ammirite

[worn ember]

"superior CI"

[twin lagoon]

shut the fuck up broccolai no one loves you

[waxen panther]

😐

[twin lagoon]

[waxen panther]

[mental meadow]

thats not true michael

[twin lagoon]

@untold meadow WHERE DID YOU GO

[mossy vessel]

We have 4 different types of cvs's at work almost everyone from the younger generations is screwed up with, I love it.

[left swift]

tf brocc got a cringe fancam pfp now

[twin lagoon]

@waxen panther see we're not the only ones with this opinion

just go back to the weeb one

[mental meadow]

where kori

[mossy vessel]

michele teach me gitlab 🥵

[mental meadow]

[wispy blade]

why does that emote remind me of Suika from touhou

[ashen cliff]

Everything is a Touhou reference bro.

[mental meadow]

did someone manage to make bad apple on a pregnancy test? I know someone managed to run Doom on one

[cosmic raft]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtutLA63Cp8

[little frost]

banger

[mental meadow]

I bought Taiko no Tatsujin DrumNFun for the Switch today and it comes with bad Apple 😄

[twin lagoon]

ok

[mental meadow]

Super fun game but fucking expensive

[twin lagoon]

only if you fix worldedit paperweight @mossy vessel

[mental meadow]

On the other hand now I only need to spend 50€ more for the drum controller and I can recreate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7Yimxud4UI

[unreal tendon]

Some rando joined my server

No clue who they were lmO

Lmao*

[void void]

this is clean

[waxen panther]

I do not respect manas opinion

[void void]

• you get drumming skills aswell lol

[unreal tendon]

"Ballord67"

[waxen panther]

Some rando joined PaperMC

[waxen panther]

“Ash.”

[plucky sparrow]

[unreal tendon]

Lmao

Nah I meant It's strange BC I never gave out this domain to anyone so they must a just been guessing shit

[void void]

if your server isn't whitelisted then its public

[unreal tendon]

True

[void void]

/whitelist on

[unreal tendon]

Yeah first thing I did was whitelist add myself then whitelist on

After banning them ovc

Random questions do these nether portal minecart chunk loaders work while there are no players online?

or even at all on paper

particularly this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8z7q_pwjL4

[potent fossil]

star trek discovery s4 on thursday! woooo

@warm anchor send pepe clap jammer

[unreal tendon]

wait what? how did i not know this

[potent fossil]

idk

[meager tusk]

Hello @vale rune

[vale rune]

Hello @meager tusk.

[meager tusk]

You are the prime minister of my heart

[vale rune]

Damn bro.

I'm also the Prime Minister of Kosovo.

[lament patio]

Chunk loaders do not work in Paper

[golden gust]

chunk loaders are considered bugs by mojang

and generally, the entity activation range stuff screws over most peoples hopes and dreams for some of the portal stuff

[void void]

i hope this doesn't work on paper lol

[spice ether]

Portal chunk loading by sending items tru them is a feature and not a bug am trying to find a tweet from one of the devs

[golden gust]

portals loading chunks so that they can work is not a bug

chunk loaders in general are

but, EAR will generally screw over attempt to use portals for random things

[spice ether]

https://youtu.be/FCYyYhgD-CQ

Did not found tweet but this vid instead

[potent fossil]

god damn these covid swab tests suck, makes my eyes water like crazy

[warm anchor]

[potent fossil]

thank u

[golden gust]

When asked if I wanted something long and deep and I didn't know it was gonna be shoved in my nose 😦

[ripe sphinx]

BC's gargle test ftw, the swab fucking sucks

[potent fossil]

Few more minutes and we'll see if I'm still negative

Doesn't hurt me, just tickled a lot and my eyes watered

[ripe sphinx]

Yeah I guess hurt is the wrong word

[mighty wind]

My plot world has 75 chunks loaded when there are no players, even though Multiverse has keepSpawnInMemory: 'false'. The view distance is 10, so 75 chunks doesn't look like it's enough for the spawn being loaded. Any idea of why these chunks are loaded?

[golden gust]

there is a paper command to dump all of the chunk tickets

[plucky sparrow]

Sorry?

Why am I getting weeb recommendations

[golden gust]

and dap wasn't seen for a month

[mighty wind]

Where do I find a list of Paper commands? The main documentation page says nothing about commands.

[potent fossil]

i believe /paper help lists them (i sure hope they do and im not an idiot)

[unreal tendon]

/help?

[void void]

There might be a docs pr for that actually

I remember seeing something like that

[unreal tendon]

or you could do what i do and just spam tab until you see something interesting

[unreal tendon]

try /forceload query?

[mighty wind]

Usage: /paper [heap | entity | reload | version | debug | chunkinfo | fixlight | syncloadinfo | dumpitem | mobcaps | playermobcaps]
chunkinfo looks promising

Oh, and there's a fixlight? Does it work? I've been using a cleanlight plugin.

[warm anchor]

It works yes

[plucky sparrow]

Id never fall so low

[warm anchor]

Can’t wait for wave of people asking why their server work run in 1.18 coz of java17

[mighty wind]

OK, I get the following:

Chunks in plotworld:
Total: 305 Inactive: 230 Border: 48 Ticking: 24 Entity: 3

All the other worlds (except for the main world) show all zeros. So what does this mean?

[potent fossil]

welp.

i have covid

there goes my physics grade

[warm anchor]

Check with the plot plugin you use if it can load chunks. Also use #paper-help

[prime coral]

Was eaten by those kitties

[plucky sparrow]

Better than adorable dogs for sure

[toxic bone]

What adorable dogs?

[left swift]

this discord long history of anti-dog sentiments

[plucky sparrow]

Same

My life has been better ever since I hid the adorable dogs channel

[viscid wedge]

I actually found this more unpleasant than being swabbed

[viscid wedge]

I've used that before, it works great

[plucky sparrow]

I

I don’t need that

[viscid wedge]

Sure you do

You just don't know it yet

[stray oyster]

I mean getting lobotomized though the nose is also very cool

I swear some of those tests use swabs that are ten inches

[plucky sparrow]

this is harassment

I refuse to become a weeb

I will never

[viscid wedge]

[stray oyster]

[stray oyster]

+1 for your pfp

[viscid wedge]

[toxic bone]

No more anime

[plucky sparrow]

No more weebs

#AntiWeeb rules when

[golden gust]

dap, ever watched death note?

[plucky sparrow]

I have, yes

[golden gust]

well, er... erm...

Well, I still wanna tie you down to a chair, use one of those things to keep your eyes open, and torment you to 24/ 7 anime

[plucky sparrow]

Why would you torture me this way.. 💔

[wispy blade]

it's cuz you mentioned my hentai downloader pr

[plucky sparrow]

oh

[toxic bone]

damn ok

[wispy blade]

haha someone starred shogicraft on github

[plucky sparrow]

Can I make it so weeb stuff doesn’t show on my for you GitHub

[viscid wedge]

no

[plucky sparrow]

I can’t escape the weebs

[vernal moth]

Did you consider the possibility you became one?

[plucky sparrow]

No I haven’t, not yet

I’ve only watched death note

And I’d like to stay like that

[golden gust]

death note is how it starts

then a few months down the line, you hear of something which is like, yea, maybe i;ll watch that at some point

[plucky sparrow]

Well it’s been over one year and I haven’t watched any other anime

[foggy silo]

Weebs EVERYWHERE

[golden gust]

and then next month, you wake up and realise that you've had minimal sun exposure for the past 4 weeks, and you realise that you probs need to clean your dakimakura

[plucky sparrow]

I haven’t reached that stage

I don’t really like movies or series so I doubt it’s happening anytime soon

:)

[twin lagoon]

so

99% of them will work

even the jump from java 8 to 16 wasn't that bad for most

[golden gust]

I mean, javas moving forward now, no need to be stagnant

the fact that they're not just following the LTS path is bleh in some respects but pretty darn nice in others

[twin lagoon]

1.17.1 =/= java update

[golden gust]

I mean, if you did it properly, you won't even notice it

[viscid wedge]

I do wish they'd have just waited for Java 17 LTS

[twin lagoon]

expect to update java every major version at this point

[foggy silo]

Most people will not have any issues.....

[twin lagoon]

it doesn't take that much effort

[mossy vessel]

LTS-lines are fairly irrelevant to the majority of servers

[foggy silo]

DEFO not as major as 8 -> 16

[twin lagoon]

that too

[foggy silo]

It just makes more much more nice for us really, since we can take advantage of some of the new modern java features.

[wispy blade]

java 14 switch statements 🤤

Records!

[topaz mortar]

Hopefully it is
java version = mc minor version -1
for future releases.
Under condition Mojang releases bi yearly.

C & C Part II

[viscid wedge]

It's not really a big deal now

But when they announced the move from 8 to 16 I was pretty shocked

[golden gust]

I wasn't 👼

[left swift]

who asked

[wispy blade]

joe.

[potent fossil]

may i take this opportunity to say fuck antivaxxers

thank u for your time

[viscid wedge]

is advocating for violence against server rules

[potent fossil]

[left swift]

sinple

[wispy blade]

elpnis

[potent fossil]

wat

[tired heath]

Actually thinking of an Ingress styled plugin to get survival worlds more exciting. Much less complex, of course combined with an dynmap extension. Opinions?

[viscid wedge]

Like one where people find waypoints?

I think that could be cool

[tired heath]

Na, more like you have to take over some building/portals whatever, like in ingress than you get a defined region under control of your faction. Others can attack, you can repair, extend. Like ingress but without the complex portal connections to take an area

Have to think about the details

But I did not play Ingress since 2014, maybe the game concept is meanwhile totally different 😄

[potent fossil]

basically it's a random world events plugin then i guess, except whenever one occurs it will stay there until the players finish it

[golden gust]

I literally used to live in a place which was on the map in ingress

[potent fossil]

wasnt everywhere on the map in ingress? it was like augmented reality

i didnt play it too much

[wispy blade]

imagine living on the Arma 3 map

[golden gust]

Like, one of the buildings which are like, pulled up as a place in which you can claim

[potent fossil]

was the precursor to that pokemon go shit and all those other AR-like games

[left swift]

arma 3 lyfe

[potent fossil]

ah

[tired heath]

Yeah they used players like us in 2013, 14 ... 1n to create a database of prominent points for Google (submitting portals with picture and description), meanwhile you will find the exact same underlying map and data in Pokemon Go, just in green

[golden gust]

Yea, I mean, PGO was literally just a "cleaned up" version of ingress more or less without some of the features there

[tired heath]

But the concept in an adapted way would suit Minecraft. At least in my opinion so I'm thinking about programming smth like that

[potent fossil]

do it then

[wheat quarry]

Is anyone else having issues with some OVH servers right now? Can't even access https://weathermap.ovh.net/

[potent fossil]

im having issues with a shitload of sites

but yea that isn't loading either

[wheat quarry]

interestingly enough the SYS panel still works lol

https://a.pomf.cat/kokdsb.png 👀

oh, at least one of my servers is back

[twin lagoon]

haven't had anything go down

[wheat quarry]

it wasn't down, just had no network connection apparently

[twin lagoon]

@mental meadow you know https://taiko.bui.pm/ exists right

[unreal tendon]

The level of temptation to gather money together, get a NExT shipped to a friends house and self install is very concerning. And just deal with the fact my parents would deadass kill me if they found out

[mental meadow]

No

But i can't play that on the switch

[wispy blade]

aurora epic taiko gamer?

you can play it on mobile

[jade flax]

Has anyone experienced windows powershell not recognizing system environment variables changing?

[tropic flame]

across different sessions?

[jade flax]

restarted the session and the machine

[wide chasm]

I recall running into that too, but can't remember how I solved it

[jade flax]

It's quite hilarious, just annoying to use gradle in another window than intellij itself

[potent fossil]

oh lawd she coming. almost full moon, 3 more days

[foggy silo]

beautiful

[potent fossil]

#gifs-and-memes

[lyric crow]

my bad

[magic river]

Y'all better get Java 17 installed

[warm anchor]

already did

[jade flax]

Very happy with their choice to move forward

[median meadow]

how do you update java version?

i dont run any servers just want to update my java version (windows)

[magic river]

It's a shame we'll be stuck on 17 for the next 2-5 years though

I went ahead and used the Oracle one, not that I'll probably ever need it

[warm anchor]

would help circle it to make extra sure

[potent fossil]

highlight it as well

[warm anchor]

so Coretto sets JAVA_HOME for you?

that's nice

go with gif

go with Essentialsx guide route

[potent fossil]

video with vocal instructions .

[warm anchor]

literally cannot go wrong

Audiobook with sulu going through the guide softly speaking and giving instructions

[austere ivy]

powerpoint presentation would be nice too?

[potent fossil]

yes, with let the bodies hit the floor as tutorial music

[true canyon]

Installation ASMR pls

[warm anchor]

Next up: mbaxter reading paper banned user list softly to put you asleep

[marble lark]

you're like the only other person that's using Oracle Java besides me lmao

i thought I was forever alone

kek

[magic river]

I was hoping it would have a self-update thing but I don't think it does

[marble lark]

nah it doesn't

you need to grab a new installer every new version but at least it's simpler than it used to be I guess

[magic river]

https://drewdevault.com/2021/11/16/Cash-for-leftpad.html

TIL the brake booster in a 2018 Honda Accord and a Tesla Model 3 are literally the same part except for the plastic reservoir on top but the ones that say they're from a Tesla cost $200 more on ebay

[marble lark]

I can imagine builds failing worldwide after this guy's blog is read by enough people

[magic river]

Click on the apply link

[marble lark]

i don't have any npm modules lel

[magic river]

Click on it anyway

[vernal moth]

ok, lets see, how the fuck does webauthn work

6:53am, perfect time to learn something like that

oh meh first gotta implement backup codes for 2fa actually

[golden gust]

Not sure if dedicated to learning or just self hatred

[vernal moth]

I do ~2 hours of hangar work before work I am actually paid for now every day

[viscid wedge]

What's the advantage to Oracle Java if you don't pay for a support contract?

[vernal moth]

nothing

an hour earlier updates

[viscid wedge]

That's what I thought

[vernal moth]

https://github.com/ory/kratos-selfservice-ui-react-nextjs/blob/37dbc630d4a495e2de64fcb807316150621a7938/pkg/ui/NodeText.tsx#L18

ah yes

hardcoded IDs

[nimble depot]

Isn't it THAT hard to push them off into a config.json or something?

[vernal moth]

for the first one I could just check if some key is present

thats good enough

https://i.imgur.com/2ltahB4.png

not sure how I feel about this

but whatever

[void void]

How about a button, "use recovery code"?

just a dropdown or smth

[vernal moth]

thats not how this works

I don't define those buttons and I would need larger hacks to make that look nice

we can think about that later

[tropic flame]

mfw YouTube's creator changes the description of his video

[golden gust]

There was some sus that the account was hacked

That video was tagging mentour pilot at one point

[prime coral]

I forgot my Auth and Recovery codes - can you please log me in anyways?

[tropic flame]

ah sure, just /authme forcelogin derklaro.

[prime coral]

Thats what the forgot button on that page is for right

[worn ember]

I forgor

[tropic flame]

oh huh, i didn't notice

2FA recovery??

that's a new one to me

[vernal moth]

https://i.imgur.com/xMvqTrJ.png

how many login methods do you want?

yes

[worn ember]

All the login methods

[prime coral]

Ah yes

[vernal moth]

https://streamable.com/arse27

yeeeey

hangar is now officially more secure than my companies web portal

[potent fossil]

gg

y'all covid sux

i can't breathe from my nose

😠

[golden gust]

did you enjoy your last taste?

[potent fossil]

i can still taste

[golden gust]

for now

[potent fossil]

plz

[vernal moth]

uuh you got infected after all?

get well soon!

[potent fossil]

yup, my brother got the entire house

[vernal moth]

yeah I know, that I heard, but last I heard you were the only one who hasn't got it

[potent fossil]

yeah that didn't last long

i even had a n95 mask and face shield

covid dont give a fuck

but my only symptom is a horribly blocked sinus

ok on another note apparently the staples center has been renamed "crypto.com arena"

https://tenor.com/view/sxv-wtf-gif-23560064

that has got to be the stupidest goddamn thing i've read today

[vernal moth]

lmao they paid over 700 million

"In the next few years, people will look back at this moment as the moment when crypto crossed the chasm into the mainstream"

[potent fossil]

i used to go to that arena to watch some weird football stuff with my dad

aint no way ill be caught saying "crypto.com arena!"

nah

[vernal moth]

"This is just such a brilliant move from the guys at AEG, because the next decade belongs to crypto"

[potent fossil]

[vernal moth]

everything about it i sso fucked

“It’s a bit of a match made in heaven, when we think about the type of brands that we like to partner with,” Beckerman said. “Crypto.com is looking for the most unique branding platform to make a statement and drive adoption, and we’re looking for an innovative, forward-thinking company to help us chart a course for the future of sports and entertainment events.”

Visitors will see one clear change at the entrance to the arena from L.A. Live, adjacent to the statue of Magic Johnson, where 3,300 square feet will become a dedicated Crypto.com “activation space” featuring crypto-centric interactive experiences for sports or music fans. Crypto.com has also signed with the Lakers and Kings as their official crypto partner.

offical crypto partner

L M A O

[potent fossil]

what in the holy name of god

what is happening

[vernal moth]

https://twitter.com/cryptocom/status/1453685475626082310

Crypto.com (@cryptocom)

Fortune Favours The Brave

A tribute to those who got us this far.
And an invitation to those who will take us further.

#FFTB https://t.co/BWBneqjGnF

Retweets

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Likes

55309

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Twitter · Oct 28, 2021, 11:30 AM

holy shit

poor matt

you don't deserve this

lol at the astronaut woman with the satoshi nametag

[potent fossil]

they're really pushing for this

[marble lark]

fuck

gws simple

[marble lark]

I would have said that is pretty lucky of you but then I remembered you already got the shot kekw

[nimble depot]

We at work require 2FA and a hardware token to be plugged into USB, with it's own password

So it's 4FA

[vernal moth]

Totp, vido, Password, I only count 3

Oh the vido key has a pass phrase?

And I wasn't talking about what we use internally, that I can't talk about, I was saying what we allow users to do

[marble lark]

Insert obligatory "Floor is made out of floor" meme here

[unreal pike]

might sound super dumb

in a command, you type /command (value1)

what is (value1) referred to as

arguments?

[golden gust]

yes

[mental meadow]

value1 is the first argument, arg[0]

[wispy blade]

just took a smint then had to put mask on

[golden gust]

Hey aurora

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFgXieR_C-I

[wispy blade]

rip my eyes

[golden gust]

bye

[mental meadow]

reminds me of my steam recommendations from yesterday

all more or less nsfw

[golden gust]

Aurora...

Those recommendations...

I think we need to talk...

Furry

Okay, maybe we don't need to talk

Maybe we just need to set you on fire

[mental meadow]

I was just scrolling through

I was looking for rhythm games

[golden gust]

Fine

I'll raise it down from burning to cliff yeet

[mental meadow]

"raise it down"

[wispy blade]

you dont look for rhythm games on steam

[mental meadow]

You know sometimes I think my english isn't as good as I want but then I read something like that and see that bar lowered...eh "raised down" I mean

[wispy blade]

don't you know cat's native tongue is LOLCAT?

[golden gust]

valid wording afaik

Welcome to english

is rly fun

[mental meadow]

I don't accept that

no no no

[golden gust]

It's all fun and games until you raise down a forest

[wispy blade]

raising is smth going up, you can't just twist the definition like that

[prime coral]

Never heard of german before

[golden gust]

Yes, we get it

You broke your space bar

[prime coral]

Well

[wispy blade]

where we're going, we don't need a spacebar

[golden gust]

Rindfleischetikettierungsueberwachungsaufgabenuebertragungsgesetz

[prime coral]

I can say different things without changing my wording

[mental meadow]

smh cat

it's ü not ue

[golden gust]

I just google grabbed

fite me

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

[wispy blade]

people who type ue should be crucified

fite me

[golden gust]

ueueueueueueue

fite me

[prime coral]

ßßßß

[wispy blade]

at papercon @golden gust

[golden gust]

deal

[mental meadow]

sounds like a fair fight

[golden gust]

I was tryna look for a joke image, and I was typing it

and this google suggestion came up

[stray oyster]

üwü

[wispy blade]

has never heard of GFL, Girls Und Panzer or Upotte!

[mental meadow]

small light 16 or something y/o girl vs dude who is probably somewhere between normal and fat and 10 years older
sounds unfair at first until you realise cat is in a disadvantage because he's to scared to actually talk to a girl irl

[stray oyster]

ÜwÜ

[mental meadow]

Kämpfer has a lot of guns iirc

[golden gust]

To be fair, I had a friendo who was suuuuuper into Girls Und Panzer

[wispy blade]

i run around him like a dark souls boss and then kick him in the back of his knee

[prime coral]

Panzer?

[mental meadow]

Ima go ahead and create a crowdfunding for Papercon then I guess

[golden gust]

I forget what hair color naomay had

[wispy blade]

black

[golden gust]

dang it

[wispy blade]

dark brown in summer

[golden gust]

https://hero.fandom.com/wiki/Taiga_Aisaka

was gonna, dis u?

[mental meadow]

ofc

thats the pic they are using

of ALL the scenes in the anime

[wispy blade]

she's from toradora right

[mental meadow]

they use that one

[golden gust]

yea

[mental meadow]

yes

[wispy blade]

reimu >

[mental meadow]

she's epic though

[golden gust]

Yea, i was gonna say, that image looks questionable lol

[wispy blade]

im gonna saucenao it and see if i get a pixiv link or 6 digits

[mental meadow]

Taiga will beat you up if you look down at her which isn't hard

[golden gust]

oh, aurora

if it makes you feel any better, my english teacher was surprised that I passed

[wispy blade]

i get a pixiv link

and the thumbnail shows me a naked version so yes

100% questionable

[golden gust]

was actually a good show

[wispy blade]

84041815

.

[nimble depot]

I made AutoTune

[golden gust]

i went on pixiv

it was naked

I mean...

[wispy blade]

i did not go on pixiv

saucenao has previews W

i usually go to pixiv to find komi art for a friend

[nimble depot]

Me last night:

accidentally goes to deviantart
gay furry porn on the homepage
Enough internet for today

[wispy blade]

bro.

you've not seen the headless limbless fetish art!

[golden gust]

to be fair

that's like walking into a mine field and being surprised you lost a leg

[nimble depot]

I just misclicked and had to bleech my eyes out to unsee it

[wispy blade]

there is literally ||people photoshopping dicks as peoples limbs|| on there

[golden gust]

dicktuala

[nimble depot]

someone uploaded holywood stars shopped into hardcore porn

[wispy blade]

yeah

and then there's the extreme obesity fetish shit

[nimble depot]

I remember when me and some fellow /b/tards made a easily accessible and usable tool to change faces in videos with AI and just dumped it to /b/ for people to enjoy. The image board was a goldmine for the next few weeks. And then reddit found out and showed it to the entire world

[olive marlin]

Cat, dis you?
https://github.com/signalapp/signal-desktop/issues/5272

[golden gust]

You have literally no proof.

BAHAHAHAAAAA

The best comment

[nimble depot]

god I love the internet

the amount of stupid one can come across is just baffling.

[golden gust]

The internet is really really great...

[wispy blade]

yes i exist

thanks for noticing, felenov

[nimble depot]

I do enjoy vandalising wikipedia with automated tools tho

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTJvdGcb7Fs - This was the height of the internet. [nsfw]

[mental meadow]

I don't know why but I just had to think of this clip again https://youtu.be/zX4NB9MIdfU?t=36

[nimble depot]

but then you can learn so much cool shit without even getting your arse off the sofa. It's great

[nimble depot]

this is my new favourite video on the internet

[wispy blade]

i tried to figure out how RSA generation works from wikipedia

too many math symbols i dont know

[nimble depot]

Fireship: exists

reddit to upload paid fireship material: exists

[wispy blade]

i mean

basically the same stuff right

as his free content

[nimble depot]

yes but spoon-fed

fireship is basically the gold standard on how to spoon-feed

[wispy blade]

yeah

but it pays off

man has 450k yt subs

[nimble depot]

he shits cash from youtube income alone

[wispy blade]

btw felenov do you know tsoding?

[nimble depot]

nope

[wispy blade]

eastern european with too much time writing stuff

[nimble depot]

also considering how much things I done on the internet, or made tools that enable others to do, I am a very horrible person

[wispy blade]

really interesting stuff though

[golden gust]

clang bring out ya' dead!

[nimble depot]

I remember teaching a bunch of redditors how to write Windows malware in 3 easy steps. That's why nanocore probably exists

[wispy blade]

.kill cat

[limber knot]

goes bowling with cat's bloody disembodied head.

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdf5EXo6I68

[wispy blade]

damn it, gutter ball

yes i have seen monty python and the holy grail

[golden gust]

I just had to link it cos, you know, is monty python

[wispy blade]

true

[golden gust]

and remember, if a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate

[wispy blade]

mmmm i disagree

[nimble depot]

originally internet was made by a few bored people with math degrees who were: what if we connect multiple computers together - haha networks go brrr

[golden gust]

and now it's a vast connected network of pron

[wispy blade]

to a degree

[nimble depot]

I used to make money when I was in uni by sending absurd amounts of spam. Life was easier by then

[wispy blade]

earning money, haha

...

[golden gust]

could be worse

could be canadian

earning monoply money

[nimble depot]

I don't really care about the ethics of my actions as long as it makes me hard currency

[wispy blade]

ancap

[nimble depot]

I have a space reserved at the satan's table already

[wispy blade]

swag

do invite me along

right, felenov, what about the gui for valk -china ?

[marble lark]

I'm up for setting someone on fire for no reason

[golden gust]

I have reasons for setting aurora on fire

[wispy blade]

@waxen panther it's a meme server

[twin lagoon]

@waxen panther

[waxen panther]

@twin lagoon its a meme server

[twin lagoon]

[marble lark]

well I didn't say you didn't but I'd do that for no reason

:D

[nimble depot]

Patriotic music stars playing

[wispy blade]

yes.

[nimble depot]

who needs GUI when you can have CLI

[wispy blade]

the spigot kids

[chrome cosmos]

GUI supremacy

[wispy blade]

port Stahlwerk UI to V?

[nimble depot]

when I think of spigot I think of the hundreds of unfixed exploits

[nimble depot]

C++ supremacy

[wispy blade]

it's md_5, he just maintains, doesn't develop :p

[ashen cliff]

Damn is the new design ugly....
https://posili.me/i/2021-11-17_11-35-15.png

[prime coral]

TeamScam

[marble lark]

i mean I can barely maintain projects properly ;-;

[nimble depot]

goes on hypixel
Grants self *
Proceeds to traumatize players

[wispy blade]

people starred Valk already btw

[marble lark]

wts

repo?

[wispy blade]

ye

[marble lark]

not to say Valk is bad but

that's... surprisingly fast

[nimble depot]

If Minecraft natively had VoIP it would be amazing

[wispy blade]

people in Vlang discord found it

[marble lark]

oh

kekw

[wispy blade]

and then it got a mention in the showcase discussion channel

[nimble depot]

Yoo tell them I am a project lead

[vernal moth]

It would be absolutely horrible

[wispy blade]

i think i did

[vernal moth]

Voice chat in Games is horrible

[upbeat falcon]

What is VoIP? The Complete Guide to Voice over IP Calling

https://www.nextiva.com/blog/what-is-voip.html

Oct 12, 2020 ... VoIP is an acronym for Voice over Internet Protocol that describes the method to place and receive phone calls over the internet. Most people ...

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[vernal moth]

And always a player safety hazard

[nimble depot]

At least I could traumatize people in this game too

I have the power to make people cry in modern warfare and call pf duty in general

[wispy blade]

"power"

it's mostly insecure teens playing it lol

[prime coral]

Thats why you play games - ruining peoples lives by defeting them mentally

[wispy blade]

yes

roblox is a prime example

[chrome cosmos]

18+ bedwars would be the main thing happening

[marble lark]

toxicity 100

[nimble depot]

I am the most toxic player in PortalWars (aka splitgate)

[chrome cosmos]

or survival servers who have a toxic community for no apparent reason

[wispy blade]

2b

[chrome cosmos]

3t

[nimble depot]

Oldfag.org is like 10x the toxicity

People have been put in jail over a fucking block game

[chrome cosmos]

the oldest anarchy server in minecraft

[wispy blade]

yeah true

[nimble depot]

Valk needs VoIP support

And then our super FPS optimized client will have it too (also written in V)

[wispy blade]

if you write it, sure

i need to get started on nbt now :pain:

@void void wml on nuh buh tuh

[prime coral]

Next time i blink someone wrote a mc server in Assembly

[nimble depot]

Already done

[prime coral]

Oh

just blinked

[nimble depot]

I wrote a MC server in Haskell for the shits of it (it kind of works, too!)

[chrome cosmos]

🚩

[nimble depot]

Every language has a MC server

[wispy blade]

of all things why haskell

oop, dop, ok, but fp?

[nimble depot]

Haskell users are superior to others

[prime coral]

https://h313.info/spet/ even they do?

[chrome cosmos]

geometry dash has a programming language

for designing levels

by the community

[nimble depot]

Here is master plan
Fork paper
Create SuperFastAsyncSecureMultithreadMCXXX server
Backdoor it
Get people to use it
World domination
???
Profit!

[prime coral]

Profit?

Like

Your Server was hacked pay 10000000 Dollar please?

[wispy blade]

that was the idea with valk, no?

[nimble depot]

No it was: I sell you server build for 666$

[prime coral]

The devil number

[chrome cosmos]

fast async multisyncronus optimised worldedit super best ⭐

[nimble depot]

Actually nvm everyone knows what plugins hypixel has. Been hacked a few times

[chrome cosmos]

citizens and custom shit?

[wispy blade]

the only stuff valk needs is a really solid plugin API

[prime coral]

Do it like Sponge, their api feels so mucht better than bukkit

Or velocity compared to bungee

[wispy blade]

networking is already 1 thread/connection (you heard it here first)

[nimble depot]

Citizens, LP, WE, old-ass minigame plguins that are internally maintained, NCP, Script and a few others. Now you can make your very own hypixel

[chrome cosmos]

ohhh cool

[wispy blade]

@prime coral it's written in V so, lol

[chrome cosmos]

V+++

[wispy blade]

can't exactly have the same API design

[prime coral]

No copy paste?

[wispy blade]

nop

[prime coral]

Weird

Imagine being unable to steal code

[wispy blade]

i mean you can steal code

but you'd have to translate it to V first

like i did with my uuidstring to byes

[nimble depot]

But yes, Valk VoIP support and we then make our own LunarClient with voice and then rake in the cash

[wispy blade]

yoinked some code from google's go package

(it's BSD 3 clause so it's fiiine

[chrome cosmos]

laby mod and salwyrr does that already
did not go well

[prime coral]

no worries there

[wispy blade]

yeah all you have to do is copy the license

[nimble depot]

labymod. Only furries use THAT

[prime coral]

I mean you literally disable that mods can hear you

[nimble depot]

I reuse AGPL3 licensed code and not give a dman.

[wispy blade]

i'm just giving credit where it's due

[chrome cosmos]

furries?
how so?

[chrome cosmos]

as i told did not go well

[nimble depot]

Valk needs to be licensed under GPL2 or AGPL3

[wispy blade]

it's already AGPL3

i told you this on saturday

i think

[nimble depot]

Good now we can sue the spigot kids

Lemme draw Valk logo

[wispy blade]

please do

[nimble depot]

Gonna be edgy so kids like it

[wispy blade]

need something for the discord image

[chrome cosmos]

nooooooooooo
yoink and edit 1 pixel and call it your own work

[prime coral]

Did go well

[wispy blade]

yeah

[nimble depot]

And then we write proxy in V and call it Volt

[wispy blade]

cant

volt is already a vlang thing

their discord/matrix/slack client

[prime coral]

Name it Vaterfall

[wispy blade]

nah

[prime coral]

Velocity?

[wispy blade]

gotta keep with the bird theme

[nimble depot]

Vektor. Perfect

[wispy blade]

prolly gonna go with Albatros

[mental meadow]

Vogel

[prime coral]

Veagle

[chrome cosmos]

metalsheet

thunderstorm

[prime coral]

Vunderstorm

[wispy blade]

see, the idea is that all the projects have the names of birds

[chrome cosmos]

vampire

[magic mesa]

Birds and the bees

[chrome cosmos]

philza

[magic mesa]

just realised lmao

[wispy blade]

but im planning to add native Velocity support

[chrome cosmos]

emu

[wispy blade]

lator

[chrome cosmos]

accelaration

[magic mesa]

Momentum

[chrome cosmos]

density

[wispy blade]

inertia

[magic mesa]

STD (speed time distance)

[wispy blade]

v = s / t

[prime coral]

Stop

[magic mesa]

PhYsIcS

[wispy blade]

i pretty much failed physics so tes

[chrome cosmos]

gforce

[magic mesa]

I got a 7 in physics, ask me an equation and I still won't know

[wispy blade]

7/?

[chrome cosmos]

10000

[magic mesa]

grading is U (fail) 1-9

[wispy blade]

LOL A PIGEON JUST FLEW INTO THE WINDOW

with a huge BONK

[twin lagoon]

@waxen panther thoughts

[mental meadow]

bonk

[waxen panther]

agony

[chrome cosmos]

pigeon seems to bee a spy
trying to steal papermc code
BONK

[magic mesa]

It used to be a shit show where it was like 1-14 with abc depiciting which level of that grade

[wispy blade]

NL: 1 to 10, below 5.5 == fail

[prime coral]

Basicly: we know nothing and hope that everything we think to know is correct

[wispy blade]

philosophy

[magic mesa]

actually they could just condense it to U and 4-9 since anything under 4 means you can't go to any college nor uni nor workplace (unless it doesn't require anything)

[wispy blade]

so they can just do 0 to 5?

[magic mesa]

pfft no

higher number = better

[prime coral]

lower number = better

[wispy blade]

https://youtu.be/sWKtKGLllf8

d(-_-)b

[chrome cosmos]

lower number = ability to say No U

[prime coral]

Well in germany to the tenth grade lower is better, then higher is better (up to 15)

[vernal moth]

I think I just got a PM that wasn't directed at me

"I wanted to thank you for your continued interest in the project. You really class up the server. Sorry there’s so many bozos."

That can't be me, all I do on that discord is doing stupid discussions and trolling idiots ^^

Normal shit posting

[wispy blade]

there is no "normal" shitposting

[void void]

Wat

[wispy blade]

nuh buh tuh

nbt

[void void]

That took me a second lol

[wispy blade]

dum

[void void]

I know

[marble lark]

call it Vunderbar lmao

[wispy blade]

no

[mental meadow]

lol

[left swift]

I miss old brocc

[waxen panther]

me too

[quasi valley]

brocc has never been old, he's like 12

[golden gust]

hey

I'll have you know

He's 12 and a half

it counts, you know

[quasi valley]

[jade flax]

Sounds like discord policy violation 👀

Sorry broc

[golden gust]

Bye broc, wasn't nice knowing ya'

[jade flax]

Ouch

[left swift]

cat say ur sorry

brocc crying in da club rn

[waxen panther]

yeah bro im 12 and a half

not in age though 😎

[jade flax]

IQ?

[waxen panther]

[golden gust]

broc just can't catch a break these days

Shame really

[minor badge]

@waxen panther

[waxen panther]

@minor badge

[golden gust]

Don't show it affection

[waxen panther]

Best mari

[minor badge]

best bromcc

[golden gust]

bromcc

[waxen panther]

you wont be laughing when im core team electroniccat

[golden gust]

So, best and worse?

[waxen panther]

[left swift]

brocc catching Ls left and right

[jade flax]

Brocc is like the community punching bag

[quick pasture]

vegtables cant be core team

only tacos

[marble lark]

Bye broc, wasn't nice knowing ya'

[waxen panther]

someone has to be

[left swift]

gotta catch the Ls before you catch the W

I saw that on a tumblr post over a picture of a sunset on the beach

[marble lark]

I thought that was naomi and ded

[left swift]

who?

[golden gust]

yarws

wow

yawns

[left swift]

wtf is a yarws

[golden gust]

looks at clock, is 13:19

I erm, tried to yawn but my brain is so apparently gone that I can't even type that

wooo

[marble lark]

i usually get 3 hours of sleep a night don't worry

insomnia ftw

[left swift]

looks at cock, is 12 and half

[marble lark]

wts

[void void]

[golden gust]

I ain't even slept yet

[marble lark]

lmao

[jade flax]

8am 😎

[magic river]

[left swift]

what is 13:19 in freedom

[golden gust]

He's just tryna unfold it

[left swift]

like a protein

[marble lark]

this went from 1 to 100 real quick

[magic river]

Maybe that was centimeters 😛

[jade flax]

Imma head back to bed now

[golden gust]

.wa 12.5/2.54

[quasi valley]

Good decision

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Result: 4.9212598425196850393700787401574803149606299212598425196850393700... - https://is.gd/AZNjoU

[void void]

@quasi valley how dare you approve a pr with var in it

[left swift]

good enough for me

[void void]

i am disgusted

[marble lark]

hol up what

[golden gust]

welcome to modern java

[quasi valley]

this isn't Twitter, nomana

[left swift]

kenny only responds to me

[golden gust]

am go do the sleep thing, I think I feel how kneny feels with all that blood in his brain

[quasi valley]

it's a tough life

[marble lark]

how did i not realize you could do this in Java lmao

[left swift]

cuz ur dumb

[void void]

It's disgusting, don't do it

[marble lark]

can't disagree

[left swift]

I can ur smart

[marble lark]

wat

[magic river]

TIL var isn't really a keyword

It's a reserved type name

[worn ember]

I mean yeah that makes sense

[magic river]

Means you can still call variables, fields, methods, etc var

[left swift]

yall wanna go watch Doja Cat at the Crypto.com Arena

[worn ember]

Probably did it for compatibility

[left swift]

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1460956513812590600?t=kM5k708vG25rCXSkr3eCcw&s=19

CNBC (@CNBC)

https://t.co/pStrsPWTeQ buys naming rights to Lakers' Staples Center in a $700 million deal https://t.co/YZb4slHX75

Likes

175

Twitter · Nov 17, 2021, 1:02 PM

[worn ember]

Or just cuz it makes more sense idk

[magic river]

That tweet embed is useless

[left swift]

ur useless

[marble lark]

no u

[left swift]

D:

[marble lark]

get rekt

jk

time to atone for my sins

/kill

[magic river]

Huh, starting next year you won't be able to use Visa cards on Amazon UK

[left swift]

its fucked because the new name for the arena is now a .com

anytime you reference it is just free advertising for the site lule

easiest 700m

[quasi valley]

rip UK I guess

[left swift]

uk making power moves

[waxen panther]

@quasi valley love you

[left swift]

are Visa cards used alot in UK?

[waxen panther]

what ??

[quasi valley]

love you too bro ccolai

[left swift]

brocc we need to know

resident UK expert

[waxen panther]

i have a couple visa cards, most people use bank branded visa cards

[magic river]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/personal-banking/credit-cards/amazon-ban-payments-visa-credit-cards-next-year/

[waxen panther]

my main card is mastercard though so idrc

[left swift]

gotta buy ur gucci off brand shoes somewhere else now

[waxen panther]

g*cci

[left swift]

[minor badge]

$ rg "final var" | wc -l
117

it's very pretty in fact .

[outer patio]

Is the Java 17 thing good?

[magic river]

?

[void void]

not in java

[marble lark]

probably asking whether Java 17 is good

[jade flax]

Meh, Amazon shooting themselves in the foot imo

[magic river]

Whether java 17 is good or not you have no choice, you have to use it 😄

[marble lark]

the answer is yeah it's pretty good

[marble lark]

depends what you're using it for

not everyone uses it for their projects

(Which I find a little weird but it's your choice)

[magic river]

Wait, Java 17 uses strictfp by default?

[left swift]

maybe amazon gonna push their own credit cards harder now

[marble lark]

wat

[warm anchor]

Their US Amazon prime card is partnered with chase and VISA

[left swift]

yea that's why they only want people to use theirs

is what I'm saying

[warm anchor]

I am sure this is just localized issue

[magic river]

strictfp is mostly what every CPU does anyway, at least since SSE2 (so since amd64 you could guarantee it)

[upbeat falcon]

strictfp keyword in java - GeeksforGeeks

https://www.geeksforgeeks.org/strictfp-keyword-java/

Sep 26, 2021 ... strictfp keyword in java · When a class or an interface is declared with strictfp modifier, then all methods declared in the class/interface, and ...

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[minor badge]

why not?

[left swift]

gfg

[minor badge]

java's like a prime language for it

[magic river]

https://openjdk.java.net/jeps/306

[marble lark]

noah might be concerned with ambiguity for the type of the declared field maybe?

[magic river]

I think it's functionally no change at all, except you either can't support 32-bit x86 without SSE2 now or they do soft float there

Cool, they're getting rid of Security Manager and applets

[void void]

Failed to connect to the server
io.netty.channel.AbstractChannel$AnnotatedConnectException: Connection timed out: no further information: [server ip]

Anyone have any clue what is going on? I am trying to resolve this issue soon as the server is supposed to go live soon.

I have made the server the private ip, added the port 25565 to the firewall, have it set up as tcp port-forwarding, I am stumped as to what's going wrong

i use gpon

[magic river]

https://openjdk.java.net/jeps/403 is the one that's going to break things for people

[marble lark]

oh

that was the one that broke IntelliJ for me for a while until i changed to an early access build I'm pretty sure

[void void]

PLS help

[magic river]

#paper-help

Someone should go through the Bukkit API and set it up to be sealed now

So people stop shooting themselves in the foot trying to extend Entity or something thinking that's how you make a custom one

[void void]

@magic river what about me?

[void void]

^

[warm anchor]

He has posted on every single MC guild in existence

[marble lark]

how'd you guess my early plugin days of trying to extend the interfaces in the API lmao

[left swift]

someone should just seal up bukkit

pack it up throw it away

[magic river]

Java 17's new RNGs are somewhat state of the art

Like, the paper for them was published in October

https://dl.acm.org/doi/abs/10.1145/3485525

[left swift]

redditor

[warm anchor]

No u

[little frost]

at least everything is still possible by just fucking around with sun.misc.Unsafe

[marble lark]

that's what i saw in the Java 17 release notes yeah

am surprised there's a paper on them though

[left swift]

China richest country now

china #1

[magic river]

nvidia is getting worried about FSR and XeSS, it seems

They put out their own scaling SDK that uses DLSS when available but something else on older or competitor GPUs

[toxic bone]

i love bejing tiananmen

[warm anchor]

Ok

[magic river]

Looks like it's similar tech to FSR but done in a single pass in a compute shader

[left swift]

Ok!

[magic river]

And requires you to use D3D11 or D3D12 with your environment set up in a very specific way

FSR is two post processing passes, one for scaling and one for sharpening, so can be plugged in to basically anything without much work

[tribal ravine]

hey

those anyone saw that message links to discord server "Anti backdoor plugins"?

what is that?

should i trust them so?

i never seen that message string any where in nms

even in bukkit, paper, spigot

[magic river]

If you're getting random messages like that in your server logs you should delete everything and start over

[tribal ravine]

there were just trusted plugins on the server

[finite mauve]

Apparently not as trusted as you’d hoped for

[tribal ravine]

dude i checked the plguins

[warm anchor]

It’s 100% scam

[tribal ravine]

they got the javasisst package

and had 500kb additional size

[magic river]

Yeah you're infected

[waxen panther]

lol yeah you installed a malicious plugin

[magic river]

Delete everything, start over

[tribal ravine]

i never did that wtf

[warm anchor]

Lmao you installed a malware

[waxen panther]

delete everything and dont use bl*ckspigot in the future

[warm anchor]

You are on denial phase right now jsut do as we said

[left swift]

br*cc

[magic river]

You can probably keep your world but all your plugins, configs, server jar, etc should be suspect

[tribal ravine]

ok so where those messages coming frp,?

[warm anchor]

Remove anything with .jar extension

Download clean version in the official source

[finite mauve]

And pay for plugins or find alternatives

[tropic flame]

in addition, support open source plugins

if you need an anticheat then get NoCheatPlus-Updated

[tribal ravine]

how this thing works? ^^

[warm anchor]

One of your jar is fake

[left swift]

they come from god

listen to god follow the light

[warm anchor]

[tribal ravine]

ok let's be honest, enough

any idea?

[left swift]

no because you cant read

have fun

[magic river]

No one is interested in figuring out where it came from

It's probably not possible to tell at this point, those things spread through all your shit

[warm anchor]

Clean your shit up as we told you

[magic river]

I'd guess whatever plugin you added last did it though

[tribal ravine]

how can i check what plugins registering bukkit.dispatchcommand?

[warm anchor]

….

[magic river]

Learn Java and get a decompiler

[tribal ravine]

ok :|

[left swift]

funny that a backdoored plugin is advetising an anti backdoor plugin

[tribal ravine]

hmm that makes sense

[left swift]

budget ransomware

[minor badge]

You'll simply need to nuke all your jars and redownload them

[left swift]

[warm anchor]

Why do you need anti-back door plugin anyway

[void void]

Easy marketing ig

anti backdoor plugins are bs

[warm anchor]

You running offline mode??

[left swift]

excuse me

[magic river]

I think scamming you on the anti-backdoor thing is the whole point?

[left swift]

off*ine mode

[magic river]

They infect your shit then charge you to pretend to clean it up

[warm anchor]

Yeah

Also no not all of them

[toxic bone]

you don't need an anti-backdoor plugin you need common sense

[warm anchor]

Some of them just give back door op so they can destroy your world and delete your core protect database

[toxic bone]

if you don't take backups that's your issue

[warm anchor]

So they can grief without you recovering

[left swift]

wait you mean my 🌩️ FAST 🌟 ASYNC 💻 MULTICORE spigot jar isnt real?

[toxic bone]

It's 100% real.

Use all of the jars you get in your messages.

[left swift]

[50% OFF]

[magic river]

You forgot 1.8.8

[tropic flame]

of course it is, new Thread() { new Thread() { new Thread() {

[left swift]

🍦

[warm anchor]

Apparently a lot of server owners are idiots. If you just put in “back door op” as search terms on YouTube you get people either griefing or providing jar and how to do it

[toxic bone]

BrownSpigot Ultra Fast Spigot 1.8.8 Fork No-lag Customizable PvP

[tropic flame]

haha get it, it's brown, the color of poop

[toxic bone]

Haha

[plucky sparrow]

don’t leak our technique

How am I supposed to sell my CardboardSpigot spigot fork with people like u

[tropic flame]

sorry man, GPLv3

[void void]

We will sue on behalf of our autumn host!

[left swift]

we dont believe in licenses here

if you dont make all your code unreadable Ilililililiiilililili that's ur fault

free money for me

[twin lagoon]

@warm anchor

[tropic flame]

make your code unreadable and then provide mappings for your code

[left swift]

but the mappings are wrong

[tranquil torrent]

Anyone having issues where randomly a plugin, no I don't have any pirated software is claiming I have stolen software?

[twin lagoon]

there was something about that earlier this week

[plucky sparrow]

I feel like rewatching death note

[twin lagoon]

compromised plugin somewhere

[warm anchor]

[tranquil torrent]

Plugins folder hasn't changed in weeks

[left swift]

inb4 same guy came back with different account

[tranquil torrent]

Huh?

I just do stuff for a hosting company and we have like 3 people saying the same thing