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yeah debian-based is something i would want for java
dns keeps failing on alpine for me every now and then
I'll be doing custom image ,so don't care.
Just can't use Alpine as it uses musl instead of glibc.
Oh god, you can get temurin image with Centos7.
or Windows Server Core 
but you can p much build it on top of anything: https://github.com/docker-library/docs/tree/master/eclipse-temurin#using-a-different-base-image
Did minecraft bedrock becam free?
no
do you have game pass
Even though I didn't purchased
Uh. I purchased minecraft java
But idk how bedrock also came
Anyways
I believe when Bedrock came out, they gave bedrock key to every Java edition owner.
Oh
But you had to redeem it manually iirc.
Windows 10 key*.
Important distinction.
Bedrock would mean a cross platform key.
I know this doesn't have anything to do with paper but does anyone have a compiled ishlandbukkit-c2me mod?
hello
Hi

🧏♂️

true

heo simple
Is Michael pretending to be busy again?
wtf is that emote
i am admiring my keyboard and p laying minecraft
MICHALE!

ok u are fave again alongside uwuwa
cant help it
too bad i cant send the pleading tomato i made
pleadingTomato
yos
Saw that, is that the one from that LTT video?
I guess the fancy mechanical keyboards all look the same to me
Oof
no

it's a mekanisk fjell w/ gmk modern dolch 2
apt install steam
wrong window
A keyboard with a 🗡️

steam launcher on linux is a pain in my ass
eternity 
Installing steam?
michael 
it's all fun and games until, oh, shit, wheres me DE
But Michele, your keyboard is hot
very hot
god damn it lmao https://i.imgur.com/pFxO9DS.gif
One sec, I gotta..
sorry bro
googles
oh no
oh god
At some point, I should get a new keyboard as well, current one is no longer enjoyable
haha, I did the search
this site UI is familiar hmmmmm wonder where I saw it before....
Lmfao ofc u would know

that shit is so funny
probably a very short lived bug that'll never happen again
he just got so unlucky
@vale rune BRO.
The official electon website says PERPARIM RAMA is ahead of ARBEN.
WTF.
who dey
People who aren't as good as you.
🥺
Bro.
All Serb votes.
VV would've been #1 everywhere.
Will be when I expel the so called Serb minority.
May Kosovo become tombs to Chetniks.
If you repo is a fork, if its parent is upstream, and if a fork of your repo is downstream, what is an unrelated fork of your parent.
a fork?
I mean, it's a fork of the parent repo, it has no real relation to your project other than stemming of the same repo
a fork of upstream?
Theres no real term like a "sister" fork or anything that I've ever seen, they're just another fork of the upstream repo
That works; I was mainly wondering in the context of issues
An issue was reported in a fork of our upstream, and it applies to us.
I thought it might be a "sidestream" issue or something
I'd just call it "Other [upstream project name] fork [name here]" in conversation.
Yea, sidestream just sounds dumb
Or possibly "upstream issue reported by [fork name]"?
Like, I've literally never heard of that term used bar that one fork
pretty much yea, but, generally you don't refer to forks when creating issues
Is there a term for our upstream's upstream?
duoupstream
Upstream²
yes
StreamerStream
further upstream
upperstream
fun drinking game
take a shot every time someone in papermc general says "bro"
(you will die)
the ussr breaks up + time -> 2021 papermc "bro" epidemic
Why bro?
A judge walks out of his chambers laughing his head off. A colleague approaches him and asks why he is laughing. "I just heard the funniest joke in the world!" "Well, go ahead, tell me!" says the other judge. "I can't – I just gave someone ten years for it!"
(the joke was second degree murder)
Well, the ussr peeps where here, so, I had to just drop one
Bro.
bro
Bro
Bro!

Don't do it to them, bro!
bro i want a colored name
Same bro.
Donate to Paper and you can get a gold color and a heart emoji next to your name.
can't relate bro

You aren't not a fan
You just didn't try it enough yet
Also, there is no god, else she would have ended cats misery already
I hate Kotlin. But I hate Java more ¯_(ツ)_/¯
But he's still stuck shitting on rugs
That I can relate to
Gonna try taco bell before I come visit you mini

Sorry? I’m a god
How did you manage to donate without logging in? Lol
(am not actually disapper, am want to make joke about not granting role)
me
So, almost 27 years ago, I was... fuck
😵💫
the craziest too
"cat"
Cat_IRL.
it doesn't look ALIVE
Just like Cat bro.
Pinging cat usually results in a tragic death
Didn't ping. 🛌
@golden gust
he’s gonna shit on your bed while you’re sleeping
@golden gust
Ez.
Aurora.
It’s tragic
krusic 

awww
LOL
takes more to scare me then a confession from some weeb

anyone know what symbol that is
i recently discovered theres a term for that
all the hyphens i tried have a little space in between
that is a straight line
which one?
Really?
if you really focus you can notice it is in fact a line
wrong a

That’s amazing
I feel like I’m on another plane of conscience now
whoa whoa whoa lets not get too controversial here
It's actually a small rectangle
I only recognize one
I don't recognize the 3rd but I think I know the style
2nd is from the school one, I forget what it was, iirc
last one is mei from another
its todoroki shoto from my hero academia
Ok
Weeb levels are reaching the sky
everyone on that list could punch me in the face and I'd be happy
Unfortunately
This is not sane

piss
I still love death note
Was so good
Wish I could watch it again for the first time
literal 100%
But eh I haven’t found any anime that is as good
code geass is pretty epic
for the record i didnt mean to watch 1.3 days of anime
it was an accident
I've watched too many dubs where the characters just sound... creepy... over the years
Yeah but I love having the show playing on the background while I’m doing something
So I can’t really read subtitles
I have auditory issues anyways, so, when am watching stuff I basically have to watch it
wait
Dub is pretty bad especially western one
just did some research about that
Coz there is a total of 5 people doing all popular anime dubs
It’s like watching British tv show
And you see the same 10 actors
I mean, NHS says that there are tests for it
"fucking weebs"

I need to get tested to see if I'm on the spectrum but, I've had people sus over it for years tbqh
One day zcat will swap to anime pfp
Left this channel for a second and it's already weeb central in here
Yeah the weeb levels have ascended higher than me
weebs 🤬
You could say that the weeb level is over 9000
I mean, I use my current prof pic because like, I got it made for me years ago, is an actual sillouete of my face more or less
I think I had something similar when I was younger, not sure about nowadays
Stop resisting and joining the dark best side 
No
My fave trick is to ask people to repeat themselves and then figure out what they said 1/2 way through them re-explaining what feels like a whole page of a book



I don’t have an anime pfp
I've watched anime. I liked some. But I will still keep fighting whatever this channel is.
We need weeb controls
We can fix that
No
you know
Don’t you dare
One day, it's all just a joyful
Velocity chan @stray oyster
Next minute you're walking down the corridor and all of a sudden, tenticles
I may have a slightly-weeb banner tho
i hate when that happens
tenticles
“Slightly”
Has anyone watched eternals
slightly
Like I said, weeb central in here
I’ve heard it’s shit
PaperMC? More like WeebMC amirite
Stef if you ever want to join we can make you recommendations
good plot
I liked Your Lie in April and Violet Evergarden and the other dozen or so were all mediocre to bad
Wtf
weebs
You are already weeb by leaf standard
watch the dota anime 
@static badge hello is stef a weeb
is ATLA considered weeb?
Okay, but I haven't started a Japanese language course and haven't ordered a body pillow, so I'm good.
I also have this issue where I can’t understand movies in English
This channel should be changed to general-weebs 
I don't know what degen means, so I think it's safe to assume I'm on the good side
watch Arcane
(really, its great)
omni knight would like a word with you
When antiweeb rules
Imagine we get a #anime channel here
I'd protest
what is anime
Don't you fucking dare cat
Anime is my way of life and I aim to keep it!
LOL
ic
#furry channel in papermc idscord when
It’s Frank
no…
That’s just internal with leaf inside
Oh no the furry levels are also increasing
This is dangerous
The server might explode
UK adverts have scared me
zootopia fanfics
lol
I literally can't see franks name without thinking about the old adverts I used to see from them
😳
The bunny was so good 🥺
Frank reminds me of either hotdog or that overweight middle age man in my local Walmart
good movie tbh
Damn bro ok
i prefer hotdog then
Like, theres this thing called "talk to frank" in the UK which is basically a drugs helpline, and they had random shit like "pablo the drug mule dog"
zootopia furry government propaganda film
Lol
i havent watched zootopia in years i forgor
i forgor 💀
Imagin if you have life threatening addiction and the helpline tag line is Pablo the drug mule dog
Bunny becomes cop, accidentally starts racism, then ends racism again
a cat idk
I mean, it's purely a scare campaign
But it’s also kinda furry
I hope that’s cooking show
One of my flat mates heard about the movie and we thought it was some kinda like kids show
Boy where we surprised
Lol
can someone join me in typing sounds
no ❤️
Opinions on the hunger games
Watched those movies ages ago
And I still think they’re my favorite
It’s a copy of Battle Royole
I only know the minecraft minigame
You should watch it dap
Which is eh
too much plot, not enough thot
Ok
Is it on Netflix?

BR was cool af
No it’s not
No, it's a movie
It’s not in Spain
It’s 3D don’t worry
Not on Netflix at least
VPN time
spain
FORYTNIT
We've already scarred dap too much, now everything looks like anime
FORTNITE
Ffs
Lmao
He’s like leaf now
Wheee is leaf. My joke failed coz he didn’t reply with weebnuke
Japan Animeland
何

I don’t have a vpn hm
"Introducing the official branded cosplay of hit multiplayer game Among Us. Create a big impact with this inflatable bean-shaped Crewmate or Impostor costume. Available in 4 colors: Red, Yellow, Pink and Black. The suit self-inflates in minutes, using the included battery-operated fan. One size u...
Last time I just downloaded the most sketchy free looking one there was. It worked, they probably have all my data, but it worked.
👀 need
Since Netflix decided to get rid of the series I was watching 😦
Prime video is like the weeb master
It’s like doctor who
Classic is on Netflix and rest is on Amazon prime video now
joined, didn't hear typing sounds, left
Man
Why do all video streaming platforms suck
Because paperchan streaming service doesn't exist...
If it's better, I'd pay
Netflix has so many dumb categories, it's impossible to find anything
"Watch in one weekend" what kind of category is that?
I agree
Who makes these?
binge
Some guy that gets paid per category
What's the difference between "gems for you" and "top picks for you"
Stef you never spend 15 hour a day to watch whole show?
netflix originals garbage dump
Disney+ is the only good

Truth had to be told.
No, sadly I don't
I have netflix, prime and disney+
Would love to watch mediocre movies and series all day
If its not on one of em, I resort to other methods 😳

no
I only have Netflix
I got prime, I used to have netflix but it was basically shit
and 99 other fun jokes to tell yourself
I rent them
Netflix in UK is hot garbage I heard
same in Spain
Like, prime is good for the whole delivery and other stuff, but, netflix anywhere but the US is a waste of cash more or less
Some people are scared of their privacy, but considering Netflix can't recommend me a single good movie/series, I'm not concerned /s
amazon has a few good things but it's not like you build up a crazy good list scrolling through tbqh
amazon originals are good
Loool
Last show I watched was um
Like, clarksons farm show has been pretty good
Blacklist
Amazon only recommends me weeb stuff
Here is an example just earlier
I’m starting to feel harassed
I also gotta catch up with the grand tour, gotta catch up to the specials
Netflix stopped recommending me stuff, I think the algorithm just gave up
Same for YouTube it keeps trowing 10 year old vids

My email is desertic
“Your weekly watchlist” or sth
Unsubscribed from everything
It’s beautiful
Switching to iCloud mail was amazing
Heyo people
hey
myep
Okay, I will say Homeland was good
Bought a netgear switch 2 years ago and I still get “sign up for Amazon business account” mail to this day @quick pasture
sea of thieves is very good tbh
I have the game on my xbox never tried it though. I have over 100 games for free 
Reminds me of linkedin spamming me to take their 30 day free gold trial
If Homeland just trimmed all the fat to make it four seasons instead of eight, it'd be really good
I always ignore it 
lol fair enough
Yeah
Your email account reflect your inRL room
Mine is perfectly clean /s
This is my old email
Nowadays I get 0 emails/month
All I hear is excuse
Nice
Hello Electroniccat

does that not give you anxiety
@warm anchor 
It used to
"LinkedIn: You appeared in 1 search this week"
Okay thanks ig
it would me lol


I remember when some bitch signed my email up for some random mlb newsletter
When I finally thought the weebs were gone, they returned
I think the counts are broken somewhere
Made me cry
Y’all suck
Ruined my beautiful inbox
I tried starting to organise stuff, the way google handles IMAP is fricken cancer
Filtering is awesome
It’s clean
i clear my inbox every day and sort crap into folders, can't handle having it overloaded with stuff
I think my google account has 10+ page of filtering rules
got this gem the other day
Nice
giggity
One thing I hate the most is company keep on switching the email they send you promo with
That evade my filter
I love a clean inbox 😼
a lot of the time i just end up deleting crap and https://i.imgur.com/0NEIjPg.png
At least my other mail is clean. Except for the millions of dollars I'm still about to receive. For some reason those mails always appear in "Spam" though, don't know why /s
Do you guys not have the “Unsubscribe” button thing? It made my life so much better
like in the gmail header? yeah its great
Only company I allow on a weekly mailing list is uber eats for coupon codes 😎
This is mine 0_0
phew
dude, nice
linkedin and random colleges make up 95% of my ibox
Vivaldi emails somehow got into my junk inbox
even after unsubscribing and training my spam filter
these are the best
WHAT
i keep getting erectile dysfunction ads 
like i said, it's part of my daily tasks
open, sort, delete unneeded, move on
i'm always inbox 0
surely they arent targeted, surely...
Unethical hack. Use those coupon during super busy time > order from bushiest restaurant > get order delayed > contact support to cancel and they will usually offer you $20 coupons
😳😳
LOL
My inbox is like a to-do list; I have 0 unread e-mails but one read that hasn't been sorted somewhere else cuz I need to work on it
when i need to work on one i just use outlook's flag feature, then move it to whatever folder it should be in
Ok so here’s the thing, sometimes restaurants just set themselves to offline when its busy
like, lots of fridays mcdonalds just sets themselves on offline smh
Yeah so my method don’t really hurt anyone coz order isn’t really being made yet!
This works for Grubhub too lol
Why do I get so many scam emails
tf is grubhub
Why had nobody told me I’ve won 27M
dap there are women in your area
I get so many emails from colleges thanks to college board and I’ve marked so many of them as spam it seems they go straight to my junk folder now.
Deliver app
They're around
Ok but there are women in your area
also gmail is like a first line of defense too, i sign up to most services with my gmail, and its spam filter runs first. anything that makes it to the gmail inbox is immediately forwarded to my business email and archived in gmail
Actually, probs a bad joke
Have you never heard of grubhub perks? 😔
@worn ember ur belgian right
I live in area that’s highly competitive so I got coupons all the time. We have DoorDash Grubhub UberEat and postmate @worn ember
ye
and ofc when it hits my business email, that spam filter also runs, then the rules for autosorting, so manual sorting work each day is quite small actually
its a tv show lol
fr
well part of one
I wish I was that smart
Fr ^
literally a cardboard box
based eternity
I love how I just got it with my regular iCloud subscription
On gmail you can add +NAME after your username
I mean, what
Why can’t I remove my gmail from my Apple ID
match pfps? 🥺
Say if I want to go on zcat’s porn site I can do EterNity+zcat@gmail.com so I will always know where the mail comes from 😉
please

how much does the subscription cost
Ok!
until people selling emails just start filtering out everything after the plus
that instagram account, tf
lots of sites dont allow special chars in emails
I mean my email is already on several breach and in every leaked list already @brave radish
ÐärkËyëDrägön@gmail.com ?
i wish i had that
Most be weeb@gmail.com right?
yes
Almost want ask proof it but let's not go into that 
belgum, wtf
The day only keeps getting better 😩
:((((((
My email name is so cool
hey at least our houses arent 1m²
It’s short too

They also like to build neighborhoods where you can go 70kmh on the roads
thats kinda like mario cart
Cry
Thank you
Just avoid the holes in the road kekw
ur welcome
I use a @msn.com email for my Microsoft account. Fight me
I use @icloud.com just to flex
I used to have
An aol email
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0 #childhood
EDIT: November 2020 wow this really blew up over the years. I have made a direct download available here https://freesound.org/people/wtermini/sounds/546450/ enjoy
Also back in 2012 a wonderful poster was made by Oona Räisänen http://www.windytan.com/2012/11/the-sound-of-dialup-pictured.html
I was bored so I wanted t...
Remember playing age of empire with your friends and just before you lose, you call his house landline to disconnect him
did you ever have that thing where if a fax came in the phone would ring cuz it used the same line?
Well, yea
funny stuff
We also had a fun issue where sometimes the fax machine would pick up an actual call like a moment or two after you answered it
The what how does that even work
Imagine your office not having fax devices, unbelievable
Imagine still having a office while working from home is a thing, unbelievable
lots of businesses paying rent for empty offices will agree 
being all day in ur room sucks
Your still all day in a room just another room 
I have a dedicated office room at home as well, but lots of stuff needs to be done over there
the only other room i have in my studio is my bathroom
ig i can sit with my laptop on the toilet block

Perfect preconditions for working
Having phone call with boss while ... Yep 10/10 working conditions
This is perfect when I need to cry into the sink while taking a huge dump during eeekly meeting

Oh excuse the background noise, shower's getting warm
my central heater is 50cm from the sink so I basically have a quooker lol
Very eh... cozy
I’m still hotter
no
Ugh shut up
something came in the mail today
this actually came in my email a day after i requested it, i only just now checked it
They’ve gotten quicker
@waxen panther
I use arch btw
cringe


Bro.
how do
What
lol
Ewwww
Lool
If Person A attacks Person B, can Person B attack back person A, or does that make them just as bad?
why the fuck is it a tiktok video
:(((
I’ve talked to 789 people
10 second guide coz your average 12 year old has attention spin of 10 second
Fikfok good name quick make a app lol
Ok!
Just request your discord data and then upload it on the website
6k messages for me noob
You must have been very active since then:
going off of this, papermc would be #8
i did
Gotta attract the youngsters
idk man
i think its time to get a life
NO
i've been in this server for close to 4 years
you've been in here
less than 1
you still have more messages than me
Liar smh
Busted
it was an estimate 
Liar liar pants on fire
plz no ban
so basically what you're saying is you're inactive af @cunning raft
What even made me join this discord and want to stay
me :)
jroy bad mod confirmed
You’re a reason I should leave
@waxen panther
Christ
Average child with 17 hours of free time a day
Spends 11 of those hours in paper general
nah

if i would i'd have more messages than cat
wtf
Cat is an asset to the community and helps people
they got pills to deal with anger like that brocc
and you?
#ripbozo
hmm i don't think this is supposed to happen
ur just a noob
ok you try implementing the minecraft protocol in a shit language
Get over it
glhf
dont use java then
I thought you liked V lol
we will discuss this later
ok honey
hmm i don't think this is supposed to happen
dont you guys have your own cult server anyway
no i like V, V just doesn't like me
stop spamming this
That's the noxcrew slack
stop using this actually
Ok!
@waxen panther hi best friend
no its <redacted>'s server, <redacted>'s server and <redacted>'s server
"
@minor badge HELLO MARI
best mari
good night best friend x x x xx x
good night xooxox
Am I being chased by rust
one with spellcheck
you are being made memory safe 🚀 and code based (very faster) 🚀 🚀 🚀 
please dont resist
Hot
:vlang:

And ugly syntax .
rust syntax is also based and memory fast and speed 🚀
lisp syntax 
Merry Christmas everyone
personally MIPS assembly is the most readable lang
Objectively, the best syntax is ASM.
imo
Wow.
😍 asm
asm is just machine code with a few direct translations for readability
you are forgetting about slow compile times 🙏 (tho tbf that is also just a result of going all out on speed)
the best
go syntax is fun
V compiles itself in under 1s guyss!!!!!!
PHP does not need compilation bro
interpretation 
especially when they get generics
i honestly give 0 shits about compile time if it means my software is faster and more stable lol
i'd understand caring if your dev machine or compile server is trash but
javac 🚀
You seem like a Gentoo user lmao
idk compile time (or more specifically pipeline time) is a pretty important stat for me at least at work. Matters a lot if your rust dependency cache is invalidated by a change to your cargo and now your pipeline will get to recompile your entire dependency setup. All that time is time off work 🙂
nah i cba to do that much work
i use arch (pathetic)
(btw)
I use Debian btw
gonna get bullied into void or gentoo 
someone's never needed to quickly deploy something because of a terrible bug
I use macOS.
You're all beneath me. Heathens.
just use windows 7
wtf
Yeah, it hurts sometimes. But my IDE (neovim) will run rebuilds in the background so I just do other stuff (as usually changing something in Cargo means you'll change something in code).
IDE (neovim).
Best IDE Bro!

at least not nano
Nano 🛌
Windows Notepad is the best IDE smh
sed >
This joke hasn't been made Integer.MAX_VALUE times
nano is just.. nano.
nano is the best for simple text editing
I'll use vim instead of nano most of the time.
nano for simple stuff, intellij for kt/Java, vs code for everything else

*other JetBrains tools for everything else
Every time I open IntelliJ, I will curse a few times and close it.
Wtf, why?
It always wants to fight against me.
I'm also too use to vim, so tried using the vim plugin in IJ but it sucks so bad I can't use it.
Still can't believe they haven't implemented support for package relocations in maven modules in the same project
Fucking stupid
IntelliJ isn't perfect but when you look at Eclipse or NetBeans, yea there's a clear winner
Yes. It's NeoVim.
Doesn't he still use it lmao
It gets shit done.
i use nvim for editing stuff when i'm too lazy to open it in vscode
But I wouldn't bother learning it beyond a few shortcuts.
A lot of my work is done on remote servers, so being able to use the same, powerful editor everywhere is great.
Nano is just a lot slower.
maybe ur just too fast
ded moment
Keep it in mind prof is into pure magic. I mean bash script
I also had statically-linked compiled vim binary somewhere when I need to edit a file in docker container where I can't install any packages (cause they are often OS-less) 😎
The language of true gods!
And insane people.
Oh well i'm insane
Bash is epic.
I use bash for automating stuff, i'm kinda starting to replace it with Python tho for more complex scripts
Bash and Rust are my main two languages.
minecraft server in bash when™️
Need to start writing more Python at work though, since very rarely DevOps people know Rust :/
Nah bro C/C++ rocks
nothing wrong with C
Yeah
It may be hard at first if you are used to stuff like Java or Python
But it's not that bad
C sucks. Though Rust still doesn't support many targets natively.
I'm glad I can write in Rust for Arduino and other Atmel chips.
Sadly still didn't get it working for ESP :/
paper has a packet limiter in paper.yml iirc
Bash is dead simple to learn. You can pick up the basics in an afternoon.
I mastered it by age 12
If you search for packet Limitor in paper.yml it comes out @cerulean plume
but do you really want to 
Are you sure you mastered bash? Want to check? 😛
ViaVersion also has its own packet limiter you should disable
kubernetes in shell script
I know it well enough that I can automate whatever I need
We had around 7k lines of bash to deploy our k8s cluster. It was epic /s
I've been writing bash for seven years, I'm probably good enough
That's fucking disgusting
and i thought my 30 line buildscript was yikes
I know, right? This time we are writing it in Yaml and Starlark.
@warm anchor hello how are you today
Very epic 

k8s try not to be complicated challenge
minecraft protocol try not to be garbage challenge
i enjoy k8s but setting up a prod k8s cluster is just wallet melting
dropping an item same packet as mining or swapping hands






