general

[plucky sparrow]

wtf

[minor badge]

he can’t legally do shit against you for that though?

like ”My dean and teacher at XYZ Institute FORCED me to commit assault” ain’t gonna be a pretty headline. The dean would be in on giving you absence lol

[potent fossil]

I mean the thing is, the absence is all good. But there will be no way to get the points to save the grade

He won't give me free points

[minor badge]

I really doubt that any other spin of it will help tho

[potent fossil]

He doesn't really care if you're not there, it's just you will lose the points

And the lab is a huge portion of the grade

[minor badge]

why not? You could just pull the same card on them if they don’t let you pass. ”Failed class because I refused to commit assault”

[marble lark]

well that aside

makeup sessions?

[potent fossil]

I mean true. I can do a grade dispute

There is one makeup session, which I'm going to be using for missing a lab due to my grandpa's funeral

Miss 1 lab, can make it up. Miss 2, your grade will drop by a letter

basically

But yea, I get the point, we'll see what happens

[nimble depot]

God I hate fighting with Visual Studio over ' and "

[marble lark]

yep, gl my dude

[minor badge]

I mean.. playing dirty goes both ways imo. You can and will find a way to make it work

[marble lark]

pretty sure simple is good friends with this particular prof though

[potent fossil]

yeah we're on quite good terms, he's just strict

he might let me do a lab at home if a friend runs to get materials for me, but I'd have to talk to him about it

*if it even gets that far

[plucky sparrow]

omg @wispy blade there's monkeshitmail 1.2.1?!

still

the same shit

[void void]

what mode is this and how do i get out

[potent fossil]

press q

[untold meadow]

press and hold the power button on your pc

[magic river]

reset

[void void]

doesnt work

[magic river]

No joke, that resets your terminal settings

[void void]

it still has that

where tf is the username etc

[plucky sparrow]

long gone

[lean kiln]

run bash

or zsh or whatever you use

[marble lark]

lel

ello jmp

[lean kiln]

I think you're missing an h there

[void void]

wtf

i logged out and in again

its still broken

[lean kiln]

gg

[void void]

help

[plucky sparrow]

lol

[marble lark]

try what Kezz suggested

[void void]

fr tho

[marble lark]

wasn't kidding though

have you already tried that?

[untold meadow]

turning it off and on again should always be tried before ever asking anyone for help with anything

[potent fossil]

how did you manage to do this lol

[marble lark]

he/she was trying to install Java 17

[void void]

manage to do what

[void void]

i reinsalled the operating system since then

[potent fossil]

change your shell without even realizing

[void void]

what does that mean

[marble lark]

I think something broke when they followed someone else's instructions

[marble lark]

what the

[void void]

ive run basically no commands on it

how do i change it back

define basically no commands

i think it happened after doing su

i switched users and then it lost the prefix

[untold meadow]

so youre in root

exit?

[void void]

no

[untold meadow]

did you try turning it off and on again or not

[marble lark]

i think simple means you changed the tool that executes your bash commands by mistake

[olive marlin]

It's probably hashed - if you run command -V java it'll show whether it's hashed or not. And you can recalculate hashes with hash -r

[marble lark]

Not a Linux user so eh might be wrong

[void void]

?

i logged out and in again and now it works 🤔

wait nvm

[plucky sparrow]

..

[void void]

wrong machine

[plucky sparrow]

LOL

[marble lark]

well good

don't do anything to it again

xd

[void void]

DUDE

its still busted

[potent fossil]

do you not have bash installed?

run bash

[void void]

its back now

[ashen cliff]

?

[void void]

wtf was that about

[potent fossil]

so running bash worked?

[void void]

yes

what is bash

[plucky sparrow]

...

[potent fossil]

the proper shell to be using

[ashen cliff]

Welcome to how cursed Debian installs.

[void void]

what command switches shells

[potent fossil]

now run sudo chsh -s /bin/bash <your username>

[void void]

wait maybe its because i had no home folder?

[potent fossil]

no

[marble lark]

the thing that executes your commands on linux

[potent fossil]

you changed your shell somehow

that will change it back to bash

[plucky sparrow]

can you execute me

[marble lark]

sort of like command prompt for windows if you will lel

[marble lark]

alrighty then

[plucky sparrow]

finally

[formal turret]

what is your preferred method of execution?

[plucky sparrow]

um

[void void]

unironically might reinstall again

[marble lark]

Me and the bois getting ready to be the firing squad:

[plucky sparrow]

i'll let @void void pick

[potent fossil]

after you run the chsh, you'll be back to bash, and if you logout and back in you should be back at bash

[void void]

if the shell managed to change itself something else could have messed upo

[potent fossil]

but since you ran bash you'll have to type exit twice to leave your session

i highly doubt it changed itself

you probably just copy pasted something you didnt understand

then went surprised pikachu

linux is not magic

[void void]

idk i just installed ufw

[void void]

getting stuck in a hole

[plucky sparrow]

can it be urs

[marble lark]

honestly it seems like anything linux is cursed because my god it's so complex

[void void]

I dunno, caaaaan it?

[plucky sparrow]

we can try

[potent fossil]

it's really not complex, people just refuse to read anything and sit there following google tutorials all day breaking their shit and crying about it

[void void]

i didnt run anything that would have done it

[plucky sparrow]

i've never broken a linux installation, it usually breaks itself

[void void]

the install is done auto by OVH

[potent fossil]

that's...

you know what, alright whatever

linux is 2 complex 4 u

[void void]

its not 😠

anyways gonna reinstall 4th times a charm

[potent fossil]

you know it has a mind of its own and will break itself, no fault of the user

it h8s u

[void void]

🥺👉👈

[plucky sparrow]

throwback to when there was a power outage and ruined my boot partition

[plucky sparrow]

🥺

[potent fossil]

believe it or not that can happen on windows and mac too

[marble lark]

well like anything it's not impossible to use but it's defo less intuitive than something like windows for sure

[plucky sparrow]

i know

[potent fossil]

and the fix is simply to boot into a live cd and recreate the boot partition

[plucky sparrow]

i think it completely fucked the partition

i couldnt write to it

[potent fossil]

but im sure lots of people just go "well im fucked time to reinstall"

[plucky sparrow]

had to delete and create a new one

[marble lark]

(And I guess people also usually want stuff to work straight off the bat no matter what they do)

[plucky sparrow]

thankfully arch has a very nice and detailed wiki

[marble lark]

yell at it

that should do the trick

[plucky sparrow]

probably

[void void]

power outage where

[plucky sparrow]

well

my house

[potent fossil]

lol.

alright well good luck with that, im gonna go see about getting a covid test

[void void]

i'll get it this time

ok

[marble lark]

gl mate

[plucky sparrow]

good luck

[plucky sparrow]

@wispy blade

[hollow swan]

Are there any paper or spigot dev releases that work with the snapshots?

[golden gust]

no

[void void]

Paper can currently only update when spigot does

[limber knot]

I mean, technically you didn't specify which snapshots so yes, at some point there were one or two snapshot releases

[worn ember]

thanks phoenix, very cool

[limber knot]

;)

I'm always glad when I can help!

[golden gust]

It's not often that he gets the ball, but, when he does!

[magic river]

oof, Steam Deck delayed

Feb 2022

[plucky sparrow]

Wtf

Damn supply issues

[ashen cliff]

Damn.

INB4 they upgrade some random hardware part.

[tropic flame]

Debian actually installs fine if you actually select a desktop environment during the installation

but me being me, i just installed the base system and then got lxqt-core through the shell

as minimal as possible

it didn't even come with sudo

[wispy blade]

i just did the minimal ssh install

with sudo

[tropic flame]

and then i had to fiddle for like an hour or two with pcmanfm because the "Open as Root" option wasn't working

[wispy blade]

lol

[tropic flame]

jk it took more like 30 minutes but still, it was just annoying

[ashen cliff]

https://posili.me/i/2021-11-10_21-49-54.png

Why must they keep mining bitcoin on my poor laptop?

[golden gust]

r i p

[charred sleet]

furnace

[wispy blade]

old.reddit.com >

[swift kettle]

what can cause a world not to load properly? the chunks do not wanna render properly

[charred sleet]

lag

[golden gust]

minecraft

[magic river]

Oh, Evergrande defaulted on their bonds today

[swift kettle]

i didnt even notice

[magic river]

RIP Chinese real estate market?

[true canyon]

Is that why my stonks are all down today

[magic river]

People are worried it's going to be another Lehman thing

[golden gust]

evergrande where one of the companies building the crumbling cities?

[magic river]

I think so, yeah

[true canyon]

So what I'm hearing is I should buy buy buy tomorrow? 😛

[magic river]

They were building empty buildings but also taking money years before buildings were finished for units in them

I guess the empty buildings weren't built for no reason, someone probably owned the units in them

It's the only decent investment Chinese people can make, I think

[golden gust]

Afaik it was basically chinas plan to urbanise the place, and so people bought houses because "investment" given that people would eventually be expected to live in them at some point

[true canyon]

Is, or was?

[magic river]

I mean, obviously it wasn't really a good investment but it was one of the few things they could invest in that appeared to have good returns

[golden gust]

and yea, it's basically one of the very few places which private individuals can invest afaik

Some YTer did a video on it, serpantine? er...

Basically went to see one of those "investment" properties and the thing was literally crumbling apart after a few years, as they're basically low quality rush builds and nobody is living in them or looking after them, so they just start falling apart

[magic river]

I think I saw a video about it on Economics Explained

[golden gust]

ah, ADVChina

[potent fossil]

photographers are uncontrollable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRq18WpQZC0

[nimble depot]

apparently V is too limiting for writing my discord bot

I give up. Rewriting in Elixir

[wispy blade]

https://www.nme.com/news/gaming-news/nft-owners-in-the-us-to-start-paying-taxes-on-their-investments-3090185

"Yes, I would like to declare this ugly gorilla worth $20k"

[warm anchor]

Good. If the idiots think it is worth that much. Let’s tax them as much

[void void]

ovh realtime monitoring worth it?

[void void]

taxing crypto is kinda ironic

[little frost]

hope that kills it

[toxic bone]

lol

[nimble depot]

NFTs are just pictures of random shit and a record that it's yours on a blockchain

[twin lagoon]

kill it so i can buy more

[warm anchor]

Where is my michale ayaya nft?

[twin lagoon]

[warm anchor]

[nimble depot]

Lets initiate a secret society to ban nfts so the price skyrockets

[magic river]

And now apparently Evergrande managed to not default?

[magic river]

Why do you say that?

[unkempt drift]

Anyone watching or reading about the rittenhouse trial? Interesting stuff for sure

[golden gust]

Been kinda following it

See the prosecutors facepalm moment?

[twin lagoon]

rittenwhat

[potent fossil]

little bitch who went out during riots with an assault rifle and shot some dude when the crowd tried to take his rifle away from him

standard america

[golden gust]

The guy was a fucking idiot for going on there, straight up

[unkempt drift]

Oh for sure, but that’s not illegal yet.

The prosecution did get the judge yelling at them a couple times for bringing up stuff they shouldn’t.

And now people are gonna make a huge deal of the judges ringtone being Lee Greenwood’s God Bless the USA

[golden gust]

Well, that's been on both sides to my understanding; one incident the judge was apparently like, "if you wanna enter that in as evidence, you also need to allow in the defences evidence of a similar nature"

[unkempt drift]

Which ofc, was a famous song long before Trump, but trump played it at all his rallies so, make of that what you will.

[potent fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/home-office-busy-bored-in-the-house-depressing-bored-gif-16783448

[unkempt drift]

It’s pretty interesting that he is testifying at his own trial, that almost never happens for homicide, so that alone makes it interesting

But yeah, the prosecution brought up Call of Duty, and other FPS games where you use AR-15 like weapons to kill everyone else

[golden gust]

o.O

[potent fossil]

yikes

[golden gust]

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2021/nov/10/fatty-acid-found-in-palm-oil-linked-to-spread-of-cancer

somewhat ironically, camp keto has been talking about how processed foods and shit are a contributor towards cancer, and many anecdotal stories of people "curing" cancer by going on keto (my view is that keto is just one of the many means of "getting the fuck away from ultra processed crap", which is how this factors)

[void void]

dude literally every food is "linked to cancer"

[golden gust]

In varying factors less, e.g. you're less likely iirc to develop cancer from properly sustained beef than the industrial factory beef

|s/less/yes

[potent fossil]

gg cat

[golden gust]

|s was intentional

the brain misfire was not

[potent fossil]

yea im just gg'ing your existence

[golden gust]

I'll shit on your rug my good sir

[void void]

simple do you know who lemmy is

[golden gust]

The worse part of it is that palm oil is literally one of the worse oils used in food products

[potent fossil]

yes, he's fucking annoying

[void void]

wait no

wrong person

[golden gust]

and yet it's used so heavily

[void void]

limmy

your pfp keeps reminding me of limmy

idk why

[potent fossil]

i knew who you were talking about and yes, but no i don't watch him because he's annoying

[void void]

who isn't annoying 🤔

[potent fossil]

aurora and Larry

and mbax

[golden gust]

simple just kinda reminds me of of a more awkward looking version of one of my siblings

[potent fossil]

inb4 cat and i are long lost brothers

[ancient bolt]

anyone know anything about dcevm for java 17 yet?

looks like not yet https://github.com/dcevm/dcevm/issues/198

also TIL JBR has dcevm stuff in it

[errant dew]

anyone know what uwu= does?
its in server.properties

[whole prawn]

never seen it, dont have it, not sure where that even came from lol

[errant dew]

yeah. its my first time opening the file for this server

weird

[vestal jasper]

has anyone else?

[errant dew]

nah, its a fresh install

I only have access

its on paper

[waxen panther]

epic troll moment

[twin lagoon]

@vestal jasper uwu

[vestal jasper]

uwu

[warm anchor]

[peak dirge]

I found conflicting information on this. Apparently they did manage to scrape together enough money to pay bondholder's interest for now, but Xi is having to walk a tightrope by helping meet obligations on their massive debt while also trying to wind down Evergrande in a controlled fashion.

If anything goes wrong, the economic impacts will be big, but not as big as the Great Recession or the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic in March.

My plausible but totally a conspiracy theory is that in private a bailout is being organized for Evergrande.

[toxic bone]

owo

[little frost]

uwu

[nimble depot]

took two hours and now he's rewritten in elixir. Did I have to go that complex to get specs of computer monitors on demand?

[peak dirge]

Erlang VM? You must mean BEAM.

[nimble depot]

Yeah, that's already fixed

still I find the idea of a bot that would retrieve specifications of a computer monitor novel

There is a lot of room for improvement

going to have a lot more specs in the future. This is the current list

[unkempt drift]

If anyone wants to watch 4 people ride an explosion. https://youtu.be/WZvtrnFItNs

[merry talon]

set uwu=nya to enable paper kawaii mode easter egg

[viscid wedge]

who else here really loves music

[toxic bone]

yeah

[viscid wedge]

what's your favourite album right now

[twin lagoon]

that one

[viscid wedge]

that one right over there?

[toxic bone]

idk

[viscid wedge]

You have given me nothing to create conversation from

Either of you

I give up. Chat still dead.

[toxic bone]

do you really expect me to start a proper conversation

[vestal jasper]

🍿

[lament patio]

Wrong timezone

Enjoy the silence

[golden gust]

#BadAssUnicorn

[turbid shoal]

How do we get access to the role specific channels?

[golden gust]

role specific channels?

[turbid shoal]

#adorable-pets, #swifties-club

[golden gust]

well, doggos doesn't have a role, but, basically, you'd need to convince the relevant people who generally care to manage those that you belong

[turbid shoal]

Who would be the "relevant people" for the swifties club?

[golden gust]

denwav

[turbid shoal]

I hope my recent purchases would be enough to prove I belong 😂

[potent fossil]

only if you ship both of them to denwav

[golden gust]

So, today I noticed that simp kinda looks like an awkward version of my bro, but, also, he kinda reminds me of the guy with like, the dead smile holding a mug, forgot what it was

[potent fossil]

i can never smile right since I had bells palsy as a kid lmao

[golden gust]

ah, hide the pain harold

[potent fossil]

it's just kinda fucked

[golden gust]

oof

.kenny

[limber knot]

https://cutiepie.at/kneny

[golden gust]

.kneny

[limber knot]

https://cutiepie.at/kneny

[golden gust]

mfw

[potent fossil]

lots of people (mostly my family) are like "your smile looks fake" and im just like https://e7.pngegg.com/pngimages/9/565/png-clipart-know-your-meme-rage-comic-internet-meme-meme-white-face-thumbnail.png

[golden gust]

I just wanted to add https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5pce8XD4K0 to the things 😦

[potent fossil]

lul

[turbid shoal]

Totally gonna do that! /s

[potent fossil]

not one of us

[turbid shoal]

😢

[potent fossil]

why does it have to be so expensive https://i.imgur.com/SCqUQTN.png

xqc slamming (v fast gif warning) ||https://c.tenor.com/HMPL-ZhAuYUAAAAC/xqc-slam.gif||

[golden gust]

That's what you get for being a neeeeerd

[potent fossil]

wtf why did it spoiler the top one

i hate discord

[golden gust]

if it makes you feel any better it broke the gif when that happened

[potent fossil]

-.-

whatever, hopefully i illustrated my frustration

[golden gust]

On a scale of 1 to angry german kid, how pissed off are you?

[potent fossil]

angry dutch kid

[little frost]

"v fast gif warning" but the gif doesn't even play good job discord

[potent fossil]

yea, tried to help prevent an epileptic attack and then discord ruins my life

[south matrix]

so fast you can't see it

[cosmic raft]

role given

[turbid shoal]

Woooo

[cosmic raft]

as for #adorable-pets, I control that one

[little frost]

kash controls all kitties

[cosmic raft]

hi @true canyon!

[true canyon]

[cosmic raft]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-kitty-best-kitty-alex-cute-pp-kitty-omg-yay-cute-kitty-munchkin-kitten-gif-15917800

[true canyon]

😍

[little frost]

just like how kash controls all minecraft guilds

[cosmic raft]

[warm anchor]

True

I am also convinced kashike is either never sleep or is multiple people

[golden gust]

Mojang: "We've had a spy within the minecraft community for years"
everybody looks at kash

[cosmic raft]

[warm anchor]

Exposed!

[limber knot]

has anyone here worked with minecraft advancement datapacks? having some issues.

[warm anchor]

Wow an irc user that’s not pheonix

[unkempt drift]

I have a tad of experience, what's not working?

[limber knot]

well, i've got some advancements i've generated off a couple different websites

they're showing up in-game, but their location requirement isn't ... working? no errors in server console but they are showing up just fine in the advancements window

so one would assume that means it's working just fine. also, others are working just fine like a custom one that just is 'place a stone block'

i'm using thedestruc7i0n's site for generating the whole data pack and all and it seems like it works ok

[void geyser]

okay i'm over here now

[vernal moth]

Lol the emergency numbers in my state failed

Can't call them

Gotta use a backup number

[warm anchor]

That doesn’t sound good

[vernal moth]

Ah apperently they fixed it already

Ayy, everybody canceling nitro worked

They backtracking hard on the NFT bullshit

https://twitter.com/jasoncitron/status/1458607550677405699?t=U4XBTgYTUhhoXvdhUmpDeQ&s=19

Jason Citron (@jasoncitron)

@packyM @mariogabriele @discord Thanks for all the perspectives everyone. We have no current plans to ship this internal concept. For now we're focused on protecting users from spam, scams and fraud. Web3 has lots of good but also lots of problems we need to work through at our scale. More soon.

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[ashen cliff]

Epic.

[vernal moth]

For now anyways

[ashen cliff]

So the new delivery date is April 1st and they just forget to remove it?

[warm anchor]

Yeah let’s stop the nitro spam

[desert otter]

anyone know what file(s) villager trading discounts for each player are stored in? trying to look at a server backup vs current state where they seem to have "forgotten" the discounts they offered to players

[golden gust]

it's stored on the entity itself iirc

[desert otter]

looks like, my NBT Explorer keeps crashing trying to go thru it

[ancient bolt]

they're so interested in fighting scams they will destroy the planet with NFTs and crypto, but won't just start blocking all the scam links and shit people send themselves

meanwhile we have several bots on this server specifically for that purpose

[vernal moth]

yeah

its sad

[void void]

.xray

[limber knot]

https://gist.github.com/stonar96/ba18568bd91e5afd590e8038d14e245e

[merry talon]

https://financialpost.com/fp-finance/cryptocurrency/royal-canadian-legion-creates-poppy-nft-to-honour-veterans

this is so incredibly disappointing to me

why are we sensationalizing remembrance

[potent fossil]

capitalism (TM)

also is that you in your pfp

[vernal moth]

the poppy is like a big deal for some, right?

[potent fossil]

it's the california national flower

but idk what other significance

[merry talon]

yes, the poppy is the international symbol of remembrance basically

why are we letting some bozo buy it

[merry talon]

[potent fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-adorable-migo-smallfoot-youre-cute-look-at-you-gif-19590678

[acoustic depot]

haha i stole it

[tropic flame]

you can make cocaine out of it or something idk

[potent fossil]

lol

no

[wispy blade]

hate it when my friends act like #paper-help

[potent fossil]

you can make opium with them

[tropic flame]

or that

[tropic flame]

Forge 1.8.9 was already this helpful?

1.7.10 would've just said "fuck you I'm crashing, read the console log"

[wispy blade]

idk he uses lunar

[ashen cliff]

1.6.4 is even more epic in that regard.

Oh, IDs overlap? We don't care, no crash, just missing stuff.

[tropic flame]

[ashen cliff]

Oh, but don't you dare have potion IDs overlap. Instant hard crash that you can't fix.

[tropic flame]

for me the server just somehow invents new IDs for the items in 1.7.10+ if they overlap

and then they mismatch what the wikis say the IDs are

which is annoying when i want to use /give for any purpose

[tropic flame]

ah yes, potions

somehow everything behind the curtains about potions is cursed

[ashen cliff]

Same goes for particles.

I do love having chicken eating particles instead of lava drop.

[wispy blade]

true!

[vernal moth]

Lmao, today is 11/11, traditional the first day of the "5th season" aka carnival. It's -1 degrees, it's so foggy I can't even see the other side of the street, but people are all over town and drinking outside in costumes 😂

[wispy blade]

it is also my mom's birthday :D

[vernal moth]

See, am crazy, but not that crazy, funny thing is the dudes are trembling more than the girls in skirts and shit

Cologne Girls are build different in the 5th season

[wispy blade]

girls are just built different in general

my sister will go out in a tshirt at 5 deg C

[quasi valley]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8M9Ph1pMYE

[outer patio]

Sounds like 1.18 pre-release 1 is coming today

So I guess two more weeks of prereleases?

[wispy blade]

mmm i love waiting on GCC

[worn crest]

I believe 1-2 more weeks but yes. Possible

[potent fossil]

oh yay, update season

😔

[wispy blade]

"1.18 WHEN??????!!!!! I NEED IT NOW FOR MY TECHNICAL 1.8-1.18 SMP"

[ashen cliff]

Don't worry bro. Time to get another 4 days VC party started.

[wispy blade]

yaaaay

yall shouldn't take our #typing-sounds though >:c

[potent fossil]

the horde will arrive soon

[wispy blade]

.eta

[limber knot]

Paper updates have no ETA, "rough estimate", or anything of the likes -- ever. They come when they come. Be patient.

[wispy blade]

this still work?

yep

[potent fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/moumita-this-is-your-captain-captain-brace-for-impact-gif-15458126

[wispy blade]

simple

you will NOT fly your plane into PaperMC HQ

[potent fossil]

unable, we'll be in the river

anyway i trimmed 3 more inches off my belt today

i do be melting the fat off my body

[wispy blade]

nice! keep going

get abs faster than snoopa

[potent fossil]

only sadge part is i just bought new clothes and they're already loose

[wispy blade]

you'll grow into them

[potent fossil]

no

do not jinx me

[twin lagoon]

@potent fossil

[potent fossil]

michale <3

[nimble depot]

this is java and it's memory usage in one photo

[void void]

Update season is fun

Apart from the people asking for etas

[ashen cliff]

The rabbit hole of exploring my backups:
2TB .img that can only be extracted onto the same Raid setup...
Contains a raw of an old VM...
And that VM contains a VHDX image...
That contains a RaseberryPi backup.

[worn ember]

@ashen cliff do you know anything about DVB-S2 tuners?

[ashen cliff]

I know that they exist and that they are one of the cheapest software adjustable radios...

[worn ember]

they're used for sat tv too lol

[ashen cliff]

Understandable.

[elfin steppe]

this is probably a dumb question but uh why do some (maybe a lot of) Linux users (or Arch Linux users) dislike Manjaro?

[ashen cliff]

Due to all Linux users hating each other on a distro basis.

[worn ember]

Toxic linuxinity

[untold copper]

built different

[olive marlin]

The main points I saw people brought up:
https://rentry.co/manjaro-controversies
https://www.hadet.dev/Manjaro-Bad/

[nimble depot]

ah yes when you try to implement a granular permissions system

[worn ember]

permissions are overrated anyway

root gang

[wispy blade]

found this in the mindstorms kit

yes, that says win 95/98

reflective screens 😩

[void void]

jesus that's old

[tropic flame]

old CD installers are dope

the way the files still use the 8.3 name scheme

[nimble depot]

you don't want anyone executing crap as root on your dedi through the bot

[void void]

eh, it'll be fine

[mental meadow]

now we know how naomi looks

[worn ember]

we already did lul

well i did at least

[wispy blade]

i have posted a pic of myself in here before

[nimble depot]

I have it printed out and hanged on my wall

[worn ember]

sus

[little frost]

naomi cute??

[mental meadow]

oh yeah right

i remember saying naomi cutie

[twin lagoon]

@mental meadow

[mental meadow]

[untold copper]

i am more concerned with who this is

[worn ember]

fbi open up

[wispy blade]

tl;dr it's in ORION?

[nimble depot]

nobody home

[void void]

I thought the exact same lol

[nimble depot]

it's from ORION

[untold copper]

no

[void void]

don't crosspost

[nimble depot]

AuthMe:exists

[void void]

michael already told you, we don't support offline mode here

[waxen panther]

дазед moment

[nimble depot]

cracked servers are kinda cringe ngl

fun fact: all of them use that one backdoored plugin that nobody seems to know is backdoored

[void void]

ironic

[wispy blade]

that's why valk doesnt support offline mode B)

[nimble depot]

Go mojang auth or go home

I actually made a google authenticator plugin for my server so if you log in as op you need to type a code in.

[waxen panther]

stop asking

[nimble depot]

but I am not going to give you any plugins. Cracked server = bad

[twin lagoon]

no one cares about offline mode here

[waxen panther]

stop encouraging them

didnt ask

[twin lagoon]

@waxen panther

you hate me

[waxen panther]

@twin lagoon

love you

[twin lagoon]

wait you did reply on ts3 nvm

[nimble depot]

Drama alert

[twin lagoon]

love you

xx

[toxic bone]

@micheal

[waxen panther]

xx

[toxic bone]

🧑‍🔬

[twin lagoon]

[wispy blade]

good idea for valk, actually

[waxen panther]

how is it a good idea

why would that ever been in a server software

man

paper general

[twin lagoon]

boutta suggest webauthn support in papermc

[wispy blade]

the most secure and fast 1.8 pvp server G

[nimble depot]

paper general can be renamed to Hall of bad decisions

[waxen panther]

hall of children

[nimble depot]

All the spigot kids will love it

[toxic bone]

papermc general chat is Hell

[mental meadow]

hewoo

[nimble depot]

and then we will make our own client with emotes and cosmetics and sell pixels to 10yos. Perfect business

[mental meadow]

pubkey auth to join your minecraft server when

[void void]

@mental meadow best aurora

[mental meadow]

owo

[nimble depot]

@wispy blade also let's add telemetry and sell all data to aikar

[void void]

what does aikar need your telemetry data for

[nimble depot]

I don't know. Or to whoever will buy it anyway

[mental meadow]

telemetry

[void void]

just sell it to the highest bidder

[nimble depot]

All of my projects collect heaps of data and store it. Oh yeah this harmless looking chatbot collects data for this evil ML based antispam solution

[void void]

or make it an nft

[nimble depot]

every user gets their computer fingerprinted and turned into an NFT

[toxic bone]

felenov data collection: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/865039582437310526/902749895130238996/20211026-2-360p1_1.mp4

[mental meadow]

I once made a small script to download all shared pictures by computers in the same workgroup and ran it on a LAN with a few friends

apparently one had iCloud sync active and shared the icloud photos to the network

[toxic bone]

lol

[wispy blade]

how much hentai and nudes

[worn ember]

50

[toxic bone]

57

[mental meadow]

league of legends hentai on one PC and a few nudes in the icloud share of that other guy

[void void]

I love how not a single item on that list is correct (for me)

[mental meadow]

that was the day i saw the dick of a classmate and deleted the script

[nimble depot]

multiply that by 10 and all full hard drive contents and keystrokes made by the user and that is still not enoff

[wispy blade]

also: my face

and IPs

[toxic bone]

@naom worst

[nimble depot]

just require user to have photo ID and face to log in. Simple, right?

[wispy blade]

i mean wasn't the idea that we ping every IP a valk server is running on to a server list?

[nimble depot]

that is a good idea. Official VALK serverlists

and those that pay up get put on top of that list

[wispy blade]

alongside hardcoding ourselves into the server as ops :o

[nimble depot]

Just go into a minge server and pwn it. Give everyone * in LP

[wispy blade]

exactly.

but we need a plugin system first of all

[nimble depot]

I given everyone * in massive pirate networks that somehow allowed me to get to the LP editor. That was true chaos

what's the first command you run when you get OP: mine is /plugins

[wispy blade]

/kill @e

running /plugins on monkegame: monkeOneTap, WorldEdit, WorldGuard, LuckPerms, VaultChatFormatter, Vault

[nimble depot]

then I would probably do /lp editor and //wand and just grief the server

Russian servers are so easy to get into and abooz

[rare tiger]

/plugman reload plugman
server explodes

[worn ember]

There's s ton of people in china who can log in on other people their devices using their own face since it's so generic xD

[wispy blade]

using plugman in prod

[void void]

Plugman prevents that actually

[rare tiger]

yeah ik lol

[void void]

but imagine using plugman in brod

[worn ember]

Boring.

[elfin steppe]

ServerUtils >>>

[rare tiger]

more accurate version is
/plugman
server explodes

[elfin steppe]

but yeah u shouldnt use it on prod

[wispy blade]

not reloading plugins at all >>>

just restart.

[void void]

^^^^^

[worn ember]

I couldn't get server utils to behave properly but plug man worked fine

[nimble depot]

I just generally love causing chaos and destruction and if I can wipe a backup I will wipe it

[worn ember]

Reload confirm gang

[rare tiger]

hey if you have WE perms might as well chunkban spawn

[wispy blade]

backup plugins

[elfin steppe]

i use serverutils.... well... because it has a cool /plugin list

[worn ember]

Wow

So cool

[elfin steppe]

theyre pretty much similar to one another

[wispy blade]

yeah

[nimble depot]

I have a special plugin that prevents a player joining throwing a message like: THIS SERVER IS OPERATED BY A SCAM ACTOR and an explanation to why it got bd'd but lets all staff and donators join. This is how I try and maximise the damage I do to scam servers

[ashen cliff]

Bro. Just use AuthMe.
Disable registrations, only allow registered players to join.

[rare tiger]

my man anyone who has given money to a server that sees "THIS SERVER IS OPERATED BY A SCAM ACTOR" will tell admins immediately through other channels

[quick pasture]

why

[wispy blade]

read: lets all staff and donators join

[austere ivy]

eyy you get it. so engrained in my memory that I just go straight for the /reload confirm now ;p

[rare tiger]

and donators
o

[wispy blade]

i should go back to Reading LLC

they need my expertise

[nimble depot]

also has hardcoded names of all my friends so they get operator on join

[rare tiger]

@austere ivy hehe ping kek

[rare tiger]

how devious

[nimble depot]

I am doing a community service

[wispy blade]

did you fix the db perms yet btw

[rare tiger]

listen my phone screen has an LCD fluid leak and half of it is rendered unreadable by purple gunk

[nimble depot]

no cassanda is still fucked

[austere ivy]

thats not what that means but ok

[worn ember]

It broke one of my plugins. Not sure who's to blame for it but it didn't work properly

[wispy blade]

while @austere ivy

[rare tiger]

understandable have a great day

[nimble depot]

@wispy blade IntelliJ smart

[wispy blade]

not using DFPKanTeiRyu XB 😔

[rare tiger]

doesn't look like the runtime console 🤔

[worn ember]

I just dealt with bots by having a 1block region at spawn point that doesn't let you talk or execute commands

Big brain time

[void void]

Did the same, works perfectly

[warm anchor]

Imagine how much technology will advance if ded can utilize 100% of his brain

[worn ember]

I know. I just chose not to cuz i like to see humanity suffer

[nimble depot]

you are saying it's used on 1%

[wispy blade]

imagine how much technology will advance if i could utilize 100% of my brain

[worn ember]

Nothing

[wispy blade]

it will literally overflow to -2.147 billion

[worn ember]

Braincells?

[wispy blade]

no

technology

[nimble depot]

substitute/brain/peanut

[worn ember]

No.

[wispy blade]

peanuts?

you are overestimating me

[nimble depot]

you just killed the joke congrats

[wispy blade]

no

there is neither a brain nor a peanut in my skull

[rare tiger]

my iq is 9223372036854775807

[wispy blade]

i disagree

[jade flax]

only those with sub 50 iq say that

[rare tiger]

I was sub 50 and then my iq fell so much that it overflowed

[toxic bone]

your iq is 2

[jade flax]

[mental meadow]

there is a left brain cell and a right brain cell

[jade flax]

and they're both fighting each other

[quick pasture]

If you have a reproducible public plugin thingee I can take a look at it ^^

[nimble depot]

people who make bold IQ claims lack brain cells

[toxic bone]

damn bro ok

[wispy blade]

i don't make bold claims

i admit that i know nothing

[mental meadow]

brain empty

[jade flax]

bold of you to think they are claims

[nimble depot]

I admit that I have no fucking idea what I am doing and how my code works but it just works (sometimes)

[mental meadow]

[wispy blade]

me

[nimble depot]

but hey this thing exists

[rare tiger]

It's not a claim it's just a fact 🤓

[wispy blade]

exactly

i am proud of my stupid

[quick pasture]

Ьот

[vernal moth]

Lmao the brain works fun, I wrote a message in English, got a notification with a message in German, continued to write the discord message but my brain switched language and continue writing in German

[wispy blade]

gg

[mental meadow]

was about to say

mini is joining as a topic expert

[toxic bone]

Ok

[rare tiger]

sleeps in English
gets notification in German
sleeps in German

[nimble depot]

speaking of, the Alchemy discord library is an excellent one. I slightly improved upon it but it works wonders for what I do.

I fell like an enterprise developer when working with stuff in Elixir

[wispy blade]

ugh i wanna go home and eat cheesecake

[toxic bone]

🧑‍🔬

[mental meadow]

naomi:

[wispy blade]

true

i love cheese

@worn ember bakkes houwe

[worn ember]

It's been a long time ago. Doubt i still have it

[void void]

🧀

[warm anchor]

Naomi literal rat

🐀

[cunning raft]

@waxen panther

[toxic bone]

🪤

[wispy blade]

@waxen panther

[worn ember]

Scheef geneukte laterenpaal

[wispy blade]

lantaarnpaal*

learn to spell before you attempt to roast

[void void]

imagine not being able to spell

[quick pasture]

[void void]

pretty embarrassing

[worn ember]

No u

[wispy blade]

embarrassing*

[toxic bone]

stupid*

[worn ember]

Wooosh

[wispy blade]

woooosh*

[toxic bone]

(you)

[wispy blade]

4 o's

[quick pasture]

Tf is this chat

[toxic bone]

wo*

[wispy blade]

joe

[toxic bone]

I hate joe!

[waxen panther]

please do not encourage the children to ping me

[wispy blade]

if you think this is the hall of children

leave

:)

[worn ember]

Brocc (no -18 pings)

[waxen panther]

i will not be jousted from paper general by a 15 year old nhentai user

[warm anchor]

[waxen panther]

TRUE

[toxic bone]

naom has been real quiet since this one...

[worn ember]

That site needs Jesus

[twin lagoon]

@warm anchor

[quick pasture]

[wispy blade]

was arguing in another discord

[wispy blade]

ok child

manchild*

[toxic bone]

damn bro ok

[worn ember]

Comeback of the century

[wispy blade]

ok frikandel

[waxen panther]

dont think i need to respond to that one

[cunning raft]

@waxen panther

[waxen panther]

brilliant work as always

[void void]

much better

[wispy blade]

still wearing the halloween hat

[toxic bone]

ok but

🧑‍🔬

[wispy blade]

what about my naom

[toxic bone]

😔

[worn ember]

kaaskroket

[wispy blade]

denken dat ik kroketten eet

[mental meadow]

if kroketten are the same in german then why the fuck would you not eat them

[wispy blade]

1 word: viandel

[void void]

a what

[mental meadow]

what the fuck is wrong with you

why

no

just stop it

[wispy blade]

you still have to ask that? lmao

[mental meadow]

also I'm impressed at how much dutch I understand

[void void]

german is just off brand dutch

[mental meadow]

Een viandel is een vleesproduct dat wordt gefrituurd.
how is that a valid sentence

[void void]

how is it not

[wispy blade]

A viandel is a meat product that is deep fried.

[mental meadow]

yes i got that

but like

it feels weird

the ge part of gefrituurd confuses me

[wispy blade]

that's just a prefix

[spice ether]

Viandel is weird nothing can beat the classic frikandel

[wispy blade]

stfu

crunchy crust makes it better

[mental meadow]

cronch

[void void]

kaassouffle >

[wispy blade]

molten cheese
🤢

[mental meadow]

not molten cheese

[toxic bone]

Ok

[wispy blade]

cheese loses most of its flavor when molten

[toxic bone]

no it doesn't

[wispy blade]

especially old cheese

[toxic bone]

you're just stupid

[wispy blade]

you are aware you're arguing about cheese with a dutch person?

ok

[toxic bone]

dutch isn't real

[wispy blade]

you're not real either

and i can prove it

[toxic bone]

ok then

prove it

[wispy blade]

Helvetica is not a real font.

Toast is just cooked bread

.

[toxic bone]

It is.

[wispy blade]

proof?

[void void]

it doesn't

[wispy blade]

prefer non-molten old cheese

tyvm

[toxic bone]

This is me

[wispy blade]

no

fake

[toxic bone]

Real

[wispy blade]

i disagree

[toxic bone]

Because you're stupid.

Get good.

[wispy blade]

then stop being cringe

pretty easy

otherwise you are BANNED from monkegame

[toxic bone]

I'm not cringe.

[mossy vessel]

May take your shitposting to dms

[toxic bone]

You're cringe.

[plucky sparrow]

No u

Helvetica is ugly

[toxic bone]

You're ugly.

[twin lagoon]

@mossy vessel where are the hedgehogs !

[mossy vessel]

hibernating

[twin lagoon]

wtf

[mossy vessel]

Bar above zero degrees outside, maybe we can see them in Spring again

[twin lagoon]

[mossy vessel]

But now we can feed birds!

[toxic bone]

https://twitter.com/jasoncitron/status/1458607550677405699?s=20

Jason Citron (@jasoncitron)

@packyM @mariogabriele @discord Thanks for all the perspectives everyone. We have no current plans to ship this internal concept. For now we're focused on protecting users from spam, scams and fraud. Web3 has lots of good but also lots of problems we need to work through at our scale. More soon.

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[ashen cliff]

Quick reminder.

[marble lark]

naomi giving aurora a mental breakdown

I rate 10/10

[wispy blade]

16k new corona cases in NL today

g fucking g

[marble lark]

and I thought 5000-ish total cases where I live was bad

[limber knot]

laughs in German

[ashen cliff]

4500 cases... In a country that only has 2M people.

[wispy blade]

welp cya after 3rd lockdown

[ashen cliff]

What do you mean after?

We are going to have a [online] party, when the 3rd one happens.

[limber knot]

we have the highest amount of cases in like ever and my city still wants to do christmas markets without any kind of vaccination/test rules in place

😓

[wispy blade]

yep

same here

ish

[limber knot]

they released a statement about that today. Apparently the cost would be too high to hire security to enforce it so they decided to not do that ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[dull edge]

quick question... why are you a bot?

[limber knot]

IRC bridge

[wispy blade]

phoenix is our pet AI to help out in #paper-help and #paper-dev

[wispy blade]

https://bugs.archlinux.org/task/72438

HAHAHA

[limber knot]

WTF. YouTube wants to verify my age with a credit card or ID?!? Oo

[dull edge]

yeah its annoying

[mental meadow]

phoenix 12 confirmed

[limber knot]

also they literally already have my credit card. wat

[tropic flame]

congratulations, you are a part of the EU

[limber knot]

fun thing is it works perfectly fine in NewPipe LMAO

[tropic flame]

yeah they now do this, in fact they've been doing this for months already

yeah NewPipe bypasses it

if you use an Indivious instance you can also bypass it

[limber knot]

that has nothign to do with the EU, that's just Google implementing stuff in very shitty ways

[tropic flame]

like https://yewtu.be

[wide chasm]

If possible, switch between desktop and mobile, they don't always ask it, so by switching it may not trigger

[tropic flame]

it has to do with the EU because they were the ones who passed the laws that force google to do age verification lol

[limber knot]

technically speaking everyone on the internet should be 18 anyways. allowing anyone underage access should not be legal

[tropic flame]

they didn't used to do it

[limber knot]

there have been laws to block age restricted content for ages now

e.g. allowing minors access to age restricted content already violated German law, the EU ones just unified all the european ones

[tropic flame]

and again, google used to just trust whatever age you input at the moment you created your account until the EU pushed for stricter measures

🤷

[tropic flame]

okay

[limber knot]

(besides the fact that bypassing their verification is as easy as just putting in a fake age lmao)

because kids already just take their parents credit cards 👀

[tropic flame]

personally i just think it goes against "not giving my info to strangers online" to send my ID over the internet to a foreign entity so i'll just keep using ways that let me bypass that

like invidious instances and newpipe

[tropic flame]

yeah i mean they can use their parents' google accounts too i guess

[limber knot]

they should just use the digital ID feature to verify that tbh

that would allow verification without actually sending personal data to them

but of course that's not available in all EU countries (and the German implementation is flawed anyways)

[nimble depot]

what pisses me off about youtube is they already have my credit card for paying me ad money

and yet they ask me to verify with a card...

[marble lark]

reminds me of one time I came across js code that was something like

if(tempIndex === 9) {
    tempIndex = 9;
}

if you deleted that if clause the crash would be different every time

[void void]

you sure it wasn't ==?

[ashen cliff]

Michael bro.
https://posili.me/i/2021-11-11_16-43-56.png

[void void]

might be doing some weird attempt at type conversion

[marble lark]

pretty positive it wasn't yeah

[twin lagoon]

QLC

[ashen cliff]

128TB!

1/3 DWPD... 2B2T storage solution for the years to come.

[twin lagoon]

@untold meadow best kezz

[untold meadow]

@twin lagoon BEST mcieahhelaslaela

[toxic bone]

@

Hello

[hexed dragon]

https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-1-18-pre-release-1

[vernal moth]

https://www.minecraft.net/de-de/article/minecraft-1-18-pre-release-1

urg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAwtKPG1ujc&feature=emb_title

like this even more than the normal new gen

[void void]

👀

[vernal moth]

this feels like back in 1.17 pre releases when I modded the wolrd gen to support the new hight

but like, proper

[limber knot]

damn, 3 minutes late

I wonder how amplified will look with that 👀

[worn ember]

probably amplified

[vernal moth]

thats literally a vid showcasing how amplified looks

[marble lark]

they didn't fix the pathfind to 0, 0 bug

:(

[worn ember]

phoenix isnt the brightest

[limber knot]

oh I thought that was default

reading titles helps I guess lol

meh, now I need to think about what to do with my server's amplified world :S

[void void]

which letter in the enlgish alphabet is the widest?

[ashen cliff]

ž

Anyway. W.

[void void]

thamks

[left swift]

no its i

[void void]

@untold meadow best kezz

[rare tiger]

dang it was just about to post

[nimble depot]

fuck yeah hold my beer
*presses F12

[unkempt drift]

wait discord is getting into NFTs?

[tropic flame]

they were

not anymore, though

[mental meadow]

apparently they lost so many nitro subscribers that their funding went from 3 years to 8 months after that got discovered lol

[cosmic raft]

good

[golden gust]

gg

Sooo, what chat platform are we heading towards in a few years?

[wispy blade]

PaperChat

[mental meadow]

well I'd love to say Matrix but I don't really believe that tbh

[cosmic raft]

fuck matrix

[void void]

guilded

[cosmic raft]

over my cold dead body

[mental meadow]

at least it's decentralized

[ashen cliff]

TeamSpeak. 🛌

[wide chasm]

We'll only communicate via mailing lists /s

[mental meadow]

no reliable source on that tho

[golden gust]

I mean, to my understanding discord is pretty much a money pit anyways

Like, they pay somebody else to operate their voice servers iirc

[ashen cliff]

So just like every other big platform?

[golden gust]

Well, yea, but every other big platform has means of attaining a cash flow to suit that

[ashen cliff]

Alternative methods.

[golden gust]

monetising a text chat system without overly pissing people off so that they leave is like, you know...

[ashen cliff]

Just sell the data, claim you don't do it.

Ez.

[void void]

Just slap ads everywhere

[golden gust]

Yea, I'd insta yeet discord if they started showing ads

[void void]

this message was made possible by We-Suck vacuums

just make every other message an ad

users won't notice

[golden gust]

best aurora

[runic roost]

Hey, how can can I make it so multiple server look like one to gain performance?

[golden gust]

hire a dev team

I mean, if you want mini servers, it's just a proxy like waterfall or velocity and several dozen paper servers behind it

if you mean, you want what looks like a single world split across servers, see dev team

[untold meadow]

@void void best rosa!!!!!!

[wispy blade]

never best naomi :sadge:

[golden gust]

https://twitter.com/Official_MRLP/status/1455499300037926915

📢 OffiCiaL MoNsTEr RaVIng LooNy PArTy 🎩 (@Official_MRLP)

Once in Government we promise more green cars on the road, including dark green, pale green and fluorescent green . In fact politicians will have a fluorescent green car so that you can see them coming.
#Manicfesto #COP26

Twitter · Nov 2, 2021, 11:37 AM

[nimble depot]

Someone just pays for my nitro

[golden gust]

I kinda wish that OMRLP had canidates in liverpool 😦

[void void]

@wispy blade best naomi

[wispy blade]

@void void best rosa ♥️

[nimble depot]

I never understood why people just give me money and free stuff on the internet. Maybe because I am a people person? I don't know...

[worn ember]

i want names

[nimble depot]

hmmm

[worn ember]

i also want free stuff

[nimble depot]

when I launch this bot of mine I would have vendors knocking to get their hardware listed probably

I might even accept money on the side to not include unfavourable aspects

[waxen panther]

@untold meadow

[vast scaffold]

@void void take a jumbo

cross the water

like to see america!

[void void]

what

[vast scaffold]

all the girls in California, hoping it's going to come true but there's not alot i can doooo

Can we have kippers for breakfast? Mummy dear, mummy dear.

[worn ember]

Wtf am i reading

[void void]

lyrics to some random song

[worn ember]

Lame

[fossil patio]

i noticed the new goat ram api, how do i set the amount?

[vestal jasper]

Paper general chaotic as usual

[void void]

Pretty sure this just tells the mob AI to go ram it, I don't think you can set the amount of force

[waxen panther]

thats one word for it

[fossil patio]

no i want to set the amount of memory

[waxen panther]

i would like to set cpu on goat

how do i do it noah

[void void]

you write the code

[fossil patio]

i would like to remove broccoli from the game

and this discord

[void void]

so it does the thing

and then it's finished

[waxen panther]

WTF

paul toxic

@twin lagoon

[golden gust]

I could get behind removing broc

[waxen panther]

no i want to set %

[twin lagoon]

@fossil patio send more void

[waxen panther]

paper wouldn't know what to do without me

[twin lagoon]

[untold meadow]

TRUE

[waxen panther]

who else is gunna make fun of the children ?

? ??

[untold meadow]

brocc is the glue that holds this server together

[void void]

just make it run the code x% of the time

[waxen panther]

you are troll .

[fossil patio]

WHITE !?!?!?

[waxen panther]

no u ?

[fossil patio]

give colored name back