I could never support males walking around wearing maid outfits
#general
golden gust
toxic bone
based electroniccat
golden gust
||I mean, I guess at least if they did that I'd have a kick stand, but, like, it would make leaving the house potentially illegal for some||
left swift
blinkers now pay $100 per use in cars but only if you go the opposite way you indicate
toxic bone
☎️
left swift
nothing
void void
blinkers now pay $100 per use in cars but only if you go the opposite way you in...
they're free if you go the wrong way, $100 if you use them to indicate your actual direction
golden gust
left swift
not using a blinker when you turn shaves a year off your firstborns life by law
anyways
void void
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlH9RGLJqxE
haha racism
left swift
abolish police
void void
i want to live in mana's new authoritarian regime
spare venture
paid?
golden gust
left swift
we've hired an external firm to review his actions in the meantime to determine what went wrong
quasi valley
abolish british people
left swift
kenny has delivered the report
void void
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
rip cat, theyre scottish now 😔
left swift
just punishment
golden gust
do I have to wear a kilt?
||cos, if I do, that might be more of a funishment||
To be fair, I may already have a bet to wear a maid dress at the first papercon or whatever meetup thing we join
warm anchor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlH9RGLJqxE
So real 
quasi valley
You just have to speak even funnier now
warm anchor
left swift
paper con now with ballpit!
warm anchor
Living in NYC 
golden gust
god, I can't wait for covid to floof off, I kinda wanna go meet my frens and shit, but, my bfffty (best friend forever - for the year, I erm... suck at the talkings), is immuno compromised, so, it's like, oof
void void
"hands up, or i'll squirt on you"
golden gust
Like, if there is one thing to say about the pakistani's, they may make your arse feel violated, but, damn does it sometimes feel so worth it
warm anchor
golden gust
Like, being a white peep it's very erm.. fun, especially when you come from a family where the furthest from "british" foods we ever had was like chicken tikka massala from a jar "curry", especially as I hadn't really had spicy foods for years, like, damn
Like, this one time, i was eating at hers and I was practically crying, and yet I was still shovelling
and her mother, rest her soul, made like, the best samosas I've ever had
ashen cliff
Me, @vale rune and @meager tusk on the left.
void void
Why is there noone with abs
meager tusk
I'm the woman.
ashen cliff
I'm the woman.
No bro. Not short enough.
meager tusk
I'm not gonna be..
ashen cliff
You are bro.
ashen cliff
meager tusk
golden gust
Why is there noone with abs
becase after 2 years of progress, snoopa was finally ready to reveal his progress
quick obsidian
i only made ecoenchants because ae sucks
golden gust
So, I didn't like the pile of shit over there
and, so, i started shitting over here
and, well, now we have 2 piles of shit!
void void
cat_irl
quick obsidian
and, well, now we have 2 piles of shit!
hey i care about my code quality
quick obsidian
:(
warm anchor
becase after 2 years of progress, snoopa was finally ready to reveal his progres...
He did post
But quickly removed
quick obsidian
ecoenchants has great code if you ignore the shit i wrote over a year ago and dont talk about anymore aka anvils and enchanting table logic
warm anchor
Should still be on irc
ashen cliff
Bro. From 5 to 10, how good was his progress?
meager tusk
Bro. From 5 to 10, how good was his progress?
1.1
ashen cliff
Based.
meager tusk
Underflow. Goes to 10.
warm anchor
Bro. From 5 to 10, how good was his progress?
It looks like flat
meager tusk
Not so based now.
golden gust
I mean, he just reminded me of my little brother who was practically a stick you could flick away and he'd be there talking about how hench he was
warm anchor
So I will say none lol
golden gust
it's like bro, i could blow you over
meager tusk
I mean, he just reminded me of my little brother who was practically a stick you...
As opposed to you, the eighty ton truck.
ashen cliff
Fact.
golden gust
Bro, i got the wide load sign coming next week
meager tusk
_Also, next time you write your height, at least put a unit on the end._
Word really went out that I'm short, bro?
golden gust
finally be able to get back on the pavement
ashen cliff
It was.
meager tusk
Get fucked.
meager tusk
We need you at IPKO to run the cables under the racks.
Do you work at IPKO.
If yes I might not feel so bad for doing your mother.
toxic bone
🚙
ashen cliff
Yes.
left swift
anyways
golden gust
ur a potatis
waxen panther
i hate cats
vale rune
Can't trust <@460063403491328020> for shit.
This motherfucker.
But fact.
I'll be an Albanian ultranationalist while selling North Kosovo to Vučić.
Based.
left swift
i hate cats
perfect for the job
worn ember
waxen panther
@minor badge 
silver nexus
They said among us in AP Human Geography and now everybody is yelling sus
void void
They said among us in AP Human Geography and now everybody is yelling sus
you are in hell
congratulations
olive marlin
void void
VLC still doesn't have seamless playback 😭
spare venture
They said among us in AP Human Geography and now everybody is yelling sus
physically made me cringe
golden gust
mpv hype
void void
Congrats!
vernal moth
wooo
potent fossil
2.3kg more and im no longer obese (by BMI) 😎
then i start my journey to normal weight land
vale rune
Move to Balkan bro. Always normal weight here, no matter what.
potent fossil
no
vale rune
ok.
magic river
Holy crap, EPYC 7003 variant with V-Cache (dunno if they gave it a model number) has 804MB on-die cache
ancient bolt
Holy crap, EPYC 7003 variant with V-Cache (dunno if they gave it a model number)...
is that the X line?
that might just be a rumor too
little frost
soon we won't even need ram anymore
nah there's going to be like another layer of something even faster lol
void void
RBF: RAM But Fast
ashen cliff
Holy crap, EPYC 7003 variant with V-Cache (dunno if they gave it a model number)...
Just 804MB.
Still need that HBM2 Intel or AyyMD chips to publicly exist...
Lisa plis.
At least we get GPUs with 128GB of HBM2E.
peak dirge
There's also this, for the future: https://www.phoronix.com/scan.php?page=news_item&px=AMD-Zen-4-Genoa-Bergamo
"Zen 4 C" is basically AMD's response to Intel doing little cores: AMD basically took Zen 4 and optimized it for smallest die area and power consumption, and will trade off performance.
In other words, 'Zen 4 C" is functionally the same as your regular old Zen 4 core, just smaller, consumes less power, and has less performance, but at least the Microsoft scheduler won't choke on it badly.
plucky sparrow
My iPhone is already starting to freeze randomly 😔
peak dirge
In other words, AMD presses a button and gets a much smaller core. They'll probably tweak the C cores, likely by reducing the amount of cache on board, but performance should still be pretty good all things considered.
ancient bolt
sounds like C is a laptop chip
peak dirge
No, C is for high-density workloads (the "C" stands for "cloud-optimized")
waxen panther
any leaks on the non-epyc chips?
lean kiln
any broccolai sock picture leaks
marble lark
mew
void void
yes
minor badge
little frost
@void void heyy
void void
thank you for the advanced notice
waxen panther
little frost
just wanted to say hey
waxen panther
i hope you were not surprised
minor badge
this is by far the best spam we've had in here
twin lagoon
hello
void void
heyyy @little frost
quasi valley
Michael is the best spam in here
void void
i am also going to post the cat gif please be prepared
twin lagoon
kenny ur mom
waxen panther
this is by far the best spam we've had in here <:peepoLove:825602636237111307>
no i think me getting 9 pings in a row was better
quasi valley
kenny ur mom
🇽 🇩
twin lagoon
@waxen panther
void void
no i think me getting 9 pings in a row was better
definitely
wrong
wholesome cat spam >>>
waxen panther
wholesome among us spam
twin lagoon
help
void void
xoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
minor badge
@heady spear I think you should hire them
heady spear
@minor badge who
minor badge
rosa ?
heady spear
who the fuck is rosa
minor badge
your mom
void void
professional cute egirl gamer
void void
who the fuck is rosa
also your mom
heady spear
no thanks
heady spear
mine is plenty enough already, thank you
minor badge
didn't you want a new one
heady spear
also fucking hell stop pinging me you absolute degenerates
minor badge
you could start collecting them like yugioh cards
heady spear
I'm busy contributing to the Swedish economy
minor badge
stop overworking yourself
heady spear
no such thing
minor badge
you work to live, not live to work .
heady spear
I work so I can get mad money and go waste it all on luxury goods
if that's what I need to do to fill some void in my life then so be it
void void
im busy contributing to your mom
heady spear
she needs it
watch out tho she might have a psychotic moment and decide to set you on fire
happens from time to time x
void void
i mean their pfp is literal fire thats a good first step
heady spear
You and a dozen others. Homophobes seem to like doing that shit :3
My mom tried to tell me today that she doesn't think homophobia is that common lel
golden gust
and here I was wanting to offer you a hug 😦
golden gust
You're just jelly that you can't eat a babeh
heady spear
a what now
golden gust
heady spear
k
quick pasture
wat
heady spear
Hello Frank! Finally someone bearable :D<3
quick pasture
hi city
golden gust
if I had feelings, I'd probs be crying right now
heady spear
that's hot
potent fossil
city, you lazy bastard, you may wish to provide your thoughts on the PR for arkitektonika that is going thru. you wanted those HEAD requests right, cause they got nixxed
and the whole thing was rewritten
anymore
void void
too unmotivated to deal with shit outside of work
potent fossil
i just thought it was funny bc the pr actually takes my files and straight up deletes them
and then i was asked to review it
like, if this merges then you're the SME now boi tf you asking me for
heady spear
Are you able to leave the country to see your boo yet?
potent fossil
No but hopefully soon
heady spear
🙏
heady spear
like, if this merges then you're the SME now boi tf you asking me for
wat is sme
potent fossil
subject matter expert
potent fossil
in this case, if all my code is gone why am i reviewing, basically
potent fossil
its fairly new, and about 40 pounds lighter
heady spear
gj
potent fossil
yos
void void
gg
peak dirge
any leaks on the non-epyc chips?
Zen 4 consumer is due for 2022
It’ll be all 5s. 5nm, DDR5, PCIe 5.
merry talon
magic river
So I slapped together this simple API to let our iPad app store assets on the server and download them on startup (if they've changed, etc) a couple weeks ago because I was told we'd need it by November 1st
The guy who wanted it apparently forgot and came to me today because his app is too big now and is the API ready
Turns out in production the API has a 1MB upload limit so no, not ready
While waiting for the 1 line config file change to increase that limit he spends his time telling me to do a number of hacky and/or insecure things and implies this thing must be complete junk and I don't know what I'm doing
By the time the change is deployed he doesn't even need it anymore because he did what I suggested to begin with and ran optipng on his assets
Knocked like 20% off his app size
😡 
ashen cliff
Sounds like my work daily.
spare venture
how are transistors being made that small
void void
magic
magic river
The API is really dumb too, it reproduces HTTP caching logic by having its own ?updatedSince=foo thing
plucky sparrow
how are transistors being made that small
Just wait until you see my -
magic river
But he wanted a clone of some Apple thing
spare venture
5nm seems like it’s getting really close to the limit
idk how many atoms are in each transistor but it can’t be much because the size of silicon atoms is 0.2nm
magic river
Intel has a plan for at least 18 Å aka 1.8 nm
magic river
Of course it's not really 5 nm or 18 Å
spare venture
oh?
spare venture
what is it representative of
magic river
The numbers, at least for Intel, used to be somewhat related to the smallest feature size up until they switched to FinFET
spare venture
ah okay so it’s nonsense
magic river
After that they were more or less just extrapolating the numbers based on density and performance metrics compared to the last classic node
And now they've switched to matching TSMC's nonsense numbers
Intel 10nm++ is now Intel 7, for example
I think they had previously changed the name from 10nm++ to 10nm SuperFin but yeah
spare venture
so i’m always going to view that number as meaningless from now on
magic river
FinFET and the upcoming Gate-All-Around FET (GAAFET) let them increase density without really reducing feature size
Thus the made up numbers
None of these are close to 7 nm
hollow monolith
Any vanilla features that are missing/broken in paper?
limber knotBOT
most bugs and exploits but those aren't really features.
beyond that it should behave pretty much like Vanilla
hollow monolith
Someone was claiming that redstone is utterly broken in paper and wasn't using it because of that.
I was wondering if this was true.
vernal moth
idk, I can still ignite tnt with redstone, thats all that matters anyways, so it can't be utterly broken
unless they are able to actually name specific cases, such statements are useless and idiotic
and 99.99% of people will not notice anything
if you enable our optimized redstone algo, maybe only 99% of people don't notice anything
spare venture
it’s pretty close to vanilla
some bugs like update suppression or whatever won’t work
and yeah it doesn’t behave 1:1 with vanilla either, but that’s the fun part! adapting to a changing environment! isn’t that why people like being technical players? oh wait… they just like following guides…
warm anchor
They ain’t real technical player
They are just copycat that copy 1on1 from YouTube
The technical player in my server would ask me the server config and make his own farm work against it 
There is also certain redstone delay that would be fucked if chunk ain’t loaded at the same time etc. so making switches and ensure it doesn’t break on unload is also important
spare venture
very few technical players actually exist
toxic bone
Technical players have ruined my life
ripe sphinx
Fun times
btw glare what do you use to make your avatars? I like the style & my google-fu's been unhelpful
fallen oracle
Discord avatars? Uh I think my artist uses AE and PS?
ripe sphinx
oh ok, welp that's not in my budget :/ Thanks
toxic bone
i want to try to make the worst mc server possible pls give suggestions
rocky quest
hello you all
viscid wedge
good morning i hate forge
ripe sphinx
rocky quest
good night 🤪
viscid wedge
zany face
toxic bone
good morning i hate forge
glad to see im not the only person who says that each morning
viscid wedge
Fabric chads ww@
nimble depot
Good %time_of_day% I am sleep deprived and I hate fabric
Average Fabric fan vs average Forge enjoyer vs average LiteLoader overlord.
hallow sierra
glad none of these buttons work to install the new launcher
unkempt drift
ugh, theres a new new launcher?
warm anchor
Don’t do it @hallow sierra
real zealot
dew it
warm anchor
There is like half a dozen bugs and BSOD
hallow sierra
oh dw i cant anyways
warm anchor
Look up on bug tracker
hallow sierra
when i did have it installed it said it failed to update the native launcher
silver nexus
windows forcing people to download games through their crappy Xbox app was a poor choice
hallow sierra
when i did have it installed it said it failed to update the native launcher
so then i uninstalled it hoping to try reinstalling it but that still didn't work lol
silver nexus
every time i've tried downloading something it just doesn't work
warm anchor
so then i uninstalled it hoping to try reinstalling it but that still didn't wor...
Use the old one lol
hallow sierra
i love xbox game pass but i really wish it could be thru steam or something
warm anchor
One where you download an installer. Not from windows store
hallow sierra
ye that's what i do rn
hallow sierra
i love xbox game pass but i really wish it could be thru steam or something
sometimes it's nice actually being able to access a game's files but nooo microsoft thinks they should lock down everything u install from them
can't even transfer my subnautica save files over cuz of that 
spice ether
Funny got new launcher but can't play bedrock or dungeon on Linux so idk why they did push that launcher lol
Java one boots so get rekt windows
hallow sierra
lol i literally just crashed flight sim cuz i turned on my controller
vestal beacon
@hoary bobcat never asked you but why the FAWK are you in this server 💀
whole prawn
ugh, theres a new new launcher?
new new new launcher with nothing new except its on micro&soft store and worse
unkempt drift
prob just sticking to MultiMC
rocky quest
viscid wedge
Average Fabric fan vs average Forge enjoyer vs average LiteLoader overlord.
Liteloader is dead tho
Back in the day it was good shit though, I will agree
wispy blade
god i hate V
"allowing you to modify the mutable fields of an immutable object is counterintuitive and complicates the language"
no
it does not
toxic bone
your mother
warm anchor
god i hate V
toxic bone
V is for losers
whole prawn
W is better because its literally Double V
warm anchor
That’s a good one
golden gust
hey dad
vestal jasper
hi son
whole prawn
does it look like 2 u’s or 2 v’s
vestal jasper
do u not get the pun
whole prawn
No, it looks like one W
vestal jasper
say the name of the letter out loud pls
whole prawn
w
vestal jasper
that's not out loud
twin lagoon
@vestal jasper uwu
vestal jasper
uwu
twin lagoon
potent fossil
lol'd @ my professor https://i.imgur.com/Ipzsjr5.png
warm anchor
Glare is just having a lot of cultured items downloading during.
potent fossil
lmao, my physics professor said he'll lend me materials to build a big ass radio in my yard
formal turret
noice
potent fossil
for best signal i'd need 15km of wire
but he said 500m or so coiled around would probably work "ok"
fallen oracle
you on dialup?
Was prob just before cf cached it. idk
magic river
Twitter
marble lark
wont detect you own the games unless you sign into microsoft store as well
bruh moment
marble lark
it's Microsoft, they have more stuff for security sure but that also means there's more stuff that can break down
chrome cosmos
gdlauncher and curseforge supremacy
magic river
gdlauncher is an electron app 
silver nexus
yay i get to go to the (often very grumpy) librarian to get my laptop onto the wifi. they apparently want to register your mac address before they let you on which is fairer than forcing kids to use school laptops when they have their own.
elfin steppe
GDLauncher + MultiMC symlink works for me the best
magic river
Huh, doesn't that mean you have to mark the account as a private network (and thus turn on file sharing and such unless you always have it disabled)
Or does Windows only use random MAC addresses on public (no security) networks?
silver nexus
gonna be honest dont understand a whole lot, but the school network is private and file sharing is on as they have a bunch of very obscure drives (including their webserver) that you can only look at, as well as all the laptops
i remember one had a kids homework in it from like 2015 which got trashed with many racial slurs
and a copy of the bee movie script was on another
ancient bolt
AMD on a race to phase out dual socket motherboards with 128 core chips
floral mesa
eh, dual socket may still be a thing, as 256c systems would be amazing
warm anchor
imagine the potential on summer host /s
floral mesa
imagine the potential on summer host /s
15 years later
ashen cliff
AMD on a race to phase out dual socket motherboards with 128 core chips
Nah. Dual socket will stay a thing for a long while. Mostly due to memory and general connectivity.
floral mesa
also server racks have space for the extra CPU
maybe 4
makes more sense just to make nodes as dense as they are
wispy blade
just get one of those 4 servers in ome chassis things
wispy blade
gg
lean kiln
it wasn't just your city
wispy blade
meanwhile my mobile provider had trouble yesterday
warm anchor
Naomi sleep
void void
Naomi doesn’t sleep
warm anchor
Imagine if she could
Imagine if she could utilize 1% of her brain with proper sleep!
marble lark
it wasn't just your city <:PepeLa:798951090539987004>
lel
ancient bolt
Nah. Dual socket will stay a thing for a long while. Mostly due to memory and ge...
Was joking :D
wispy blade
Naomi sleep
i've slept
i woke up
at 7
and went to sleep at 2
not the best idea but i'll manage
void void
i cant function with a healthy amount of sleep
wispy blade
i cant function.
void void
relatable
nimble depot
Back in the day it was good shit though, I will agree
It was good stuff tho
I been thinking of reviving it but I already maintain a lot of projects
ancient bolt
Google updated my pixel 6 pro delivery date from mid December to later this week
So that's cool
wispy blade
nice
chrome cosmos
guess we know what cpu every single minecraft host is gonna have next
2 dedicated cores for 64 users
(free hosts gonna double)
ashen cliff
Don't even need that.
The insanity that is high TDP/unlocked EPYC...
Might as well do 1 core per user.
So in the end 600W cTDP EPYC doesn't even seem that extreme due to the core doubling.
Anyway, cursed images due to 🇨🇳
nimble depot
Anyway, cursed images due to 🇨🇳
ashen cliff
I do wonder tho... are those the actual chips or did they just make EPYC chips report as them, to unlock the clocks...
vernal moth
Google updated my pixel 6 pro delivery date from mid December to later this week
Yeah they are really defensive with estimates. My case, which I ordered separately cause it was sold old, they estimated end November and I had it last week
Their case feels a bit bulky, but nice
I think it's just because the phone is so big, lol
ashen cliff
Performance?
nova anchor
Send me download waterfall for minecraft 1.8 please
worthy geode
there is no Waterfall for 1.8, its version independent. and we aren't google
nova anchor
ok
limber knotBOT
god I love the people not understanding how web3 works in those twitter replies lol
if they accept crypto for nitro I might actually consider paying for it lmao
ashen cliff
might
limber knotBOT
yes ;)
vernal moth
Inb4 you can use NFF bullshit for stickers
limber knotBOT
lmao, 150 million active users, only 130 million in revenue. wtf
vernal moth
And people just screenshot them and use them for their own sticker 😂
mossy vessel
untold copper
im gonna name NMF's wizard party wizard
limber knotBOT
looks like they might want to include a wallet directly in Discord 👀
which isn't really possible to do right with the target audience lol
chrome cosmos
https://twitter.com/jasoncitron/status/1457841222995693570
finnaly found what discoin is
limber knotBOT
just another eth token 
limber knotBOT
lmao
ashen cliff
And then you have TS3... still using 1% CPU on a Core2Duo.
chrome cosmos
i might have read the discord name as "racisism"
worn ember
https://posili.me/i/2021-11-09_15-17-03.png
AHHH 32bit
chrome cosmos
64 bit
ashen cliff
At least it has a memory limit.
chrome cosmos
128 bit
worn ember
chrome cosmos
246 bit
worn ember
yes
chrome cosmos
https://modrinth.com/mod/alternate-current
was going around on airplane discord
malware
untold copper
hence proved
worn ember
wot
plucky sparrow
true
limber knotBOT
I mean they literally extracted full program usage information at some point without telling users ¯_(ツ)_/¯
nimble depot
if they accept crypto for nitro I might actually consider paying for it lmao
that's kind of what I do. I use a virtual credit card
100$ a year is not that much
limber knotBOT
selling crypto for dollar/some other currency isn't the same as just using it directly though
then one could just pay it directly without the experience of actually spending cash
twin lagoon
it would be nice for them to accept it as payment directly yes
would buy yearly nitro immediately
limber knotBOT
lol
warm anchor
Actually let’s mint every IRC message as nft /s
limber knotBOT
unfortunately there isn't really any crypto concept that I could support or use for my own shit. Everything has flaws and I'm not smart enough to create my own encryption/math shit ¯_(ツ)_/¯
limber knotBOT
what do you mean?
limber knotBOT
use your keyboard and mouse
wispy blade
right click to place
limber knotBOT
then break and place blocks however you like
wispy blade
hold left click to break
mint jetty
:/
limber knotBOT
also pretty sure advancements offer a pretty good walkthough through the entire game lol
wispy blade
bruh
void void
unfortunately there isn't really any crypto concept that I could support or use ...
Nano is pretty cool
Just not very well known, unfortunately
wispy blade
noahcoin when
void void
It’ll go on the project pile backlog
twin lagoon
ethereum best
void void
limber knotBOT
I doubt Nano is anything but PoW or PoS lol
limber knotBOT
oh it uses DAGs
a bit odd though to have a pre-mined coin which was distributed in a weird way 👀
apparently I already have some though ¯_(ツ)_/¯
quasi valley
Finally little Timmy on Discord will be able to get into crypto
wispy blade
lol
warm anchor
Kneny coin
wispy blade
true
ashen cliff
As it should.
charred sleet
i need help
anyone ever implemented multi agent pathfinding
i dont have any clue how to do the whole avoidance shit
worthy geode
Can't you just combine the existing goals for that?
charred sleet
i mean
i was originally looking at it like i could just run simultaneous A* or something and exlude nodes that would be populated at a certain time but then i realised something like this: ( a one wide corridoor) is basically impossible to solve unless teh green is actively moved out of the way
nimble depot
teh fuzzy search in V works too well
nimble depot
bot is smol I don't give a crap about slash commands. That's such a bad idea and a massive pain for bot developers who write their own libraries
I wrote my own wrapper in V just for fun and a eventloop that barely works
void void
Better start using the integration before Discord nukes the bot. 🛌
I literally can't use slash commands for one of my bot projects 😅
nimble depot
I just hate discord. I was just a few days late to the verified badge party (I still have not got my revenge yet)
ashen cliff
I literally can't use slash commands for one of my bot projects 😅
Sucks to be you.
charred sleet
verified? What the green server tick thing?
ashen cliff
Also same here.
void void
verified? What the green server tick thing?
Verified bot developer
nimble depot
this thing
charred sleet
ah ok
nimble depot
I am going to write excellent wrappers in Java and C++ and murcilessly make fun of discord in the docs. Every bad decision I will make fun of
mossy vessel
aka the worthless badge you can buy for a few bucks on certain websites
charred sleet
yeah but you have to buy a whole account ig
void void
I am going to write excellent wrappers in Java and C++ and murcilessly make fun ...
"This returns _____, for some dumb reason"
charred sleet
cant just buy teh badge :/
void void
yeah but you have to buy a whole account ig
Pretty sure they can just add you to a verified team?
nimble depot
Funny thing is I saw people in 2021 get it anyway and discord devs just rewrite history
charred sleet
depends on who you know
chrome cosmos
does everyone hate discord.py or discord.js
or other frameworks
void void
Pretty sure they can just add you to a verified team?
nvm
nimble depot
if you are friends with mason he will just give it to you anyway
charred sleet
does everyone hate discord.py or discord.js
or other frameworks
no
mossy vessel
Yeah you need to buy the account, already got a few offers for my early supporter one 
mild rune
I had someone offer to buy my account
charred sleet
Yeah you need to buy the account, already got a few offers for my early supporte...
its not that rare?
mild rune
just because of the early supporter badge
nimble depot
people offered to buy mine because of the reg date
mild rune
that too
toxic bone
discor
mild rune
mine is from october 2015
nimble depot
I registered mine in 2019 iirc
toxic bone
mine is from december 2019 i think
mossy vessel
its not that rare?
Rarity doesn't matter here ig, those spoiled pricks offer bucks over bucks for worthless badges
nimble depot
nevermind
charred sleet
iirc late 2017 for me
mild rune
nimble depot
I consider myself an oldfag on discord
toxic bone
discord users when they see another useless badge to add to their collection
mild rune
I only got it that early because a SMP server I was in was swapping from TS3 to it
charred sleet
there are a lot
nimble depot
I still use TS3 to this day
toxic bone
i rarely ever use ts3
upbeat falconBOT
Requested by sharvesh - About 10,600,000 results (0.41 seconds)
nimble depot
gimme all the badges!
mild rune
I used to use TS3 for everything
toxic bone
have you seen the new teamspeak redesign
chrome cosmos
try googling any thing in this
toxic bone
charred sleet
/give 392347881648029696 *
nimble depot
i should aspire to work for discord
you know who you should let slip around the bot rules when you do
chrome cosmos
woak new team speak lemme look
charred sleet
lol
they change the js of the page
seems like cheating
"just paste this large chunk of js into your client - dont worry about it"
toxic bone
lol
nimble depot
but then you have to get everyone ot do it to see them badges
charred sleet
yep
chrome cosmos
huh end to end encryption
chrome cosmos
huh end to end encryption
wouldn't that be a meme in large servers
or hard to keep up
charred sleet
400,000 keys
nimble depot
I remember people breaking discord by spamming specific messages
the guild just becomes unavailable for hours
charred sleet
lol
chrome cosmos
I remember people breaking discord by spamming specific messages
whatsapp stares at eyes
little frost
matrix does e2e encryption for group chats so it's possible
void void
the guild just becomes unavailable for hours
discord had an engineering blog article about something like that
nimble depot
400,000 keys
Telegram: hold my beer
jovial plover
I may or may not have been lurking
charred sleet
Telegram: hold my beer
my ram goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrr
chrome cosmos
whatsapp has 100's of crashes rn
jovial plover
Not surprised
chrome cosmos
if they open a status by mistake
boom do phone restart
in whatsapp
my friend trolled me 😢
nimble depot
discord had an engineering blog article about something like that
yeah there are still things like that, IP leaks in voice chat, people running JS clientside (iirc that's fixed but even I did not get info on that one) and other dodgy business
chrome cosmos
with this
nimble depot
I wish I could run JS client side on people. Don't have a practical application for it apart from stalking
chrome cosmos
😰
ashen cliff
True 🇷🇺 chad.
nimble depot
JonasTC used to do funny things like that. His alts were getting banned pretty often
void void
discord had an engineering blog article about something like that
(under The Big Surprise)
nimble depot
Found it: <https://blog.discord.com/how-discord-stores-billions-of-messages-7fa6...
what JTC did iirc was send a long-ass string of special unicode characters with multiple accounts and that left the guild unusable for hours
but as things are every time I need to work with discord's api I want to throw my computer out of the window
void void
discord's api is great and dogshit at the same time
golden gust
It's nice that they offer it, but, to say it's great is like...
Like, discord wouldn't be able to survive without the API they have, and even then it's hardly fit for purpose
nimble depot
to be honest, a goldfish could have made better decisions with the API than the people who are doing it rn
and then you have people who shill for their api claiming it to be the greatest thing ever made despite using an off-the-shelf library and have never made a single request
if not for this thing I would have went insane trying to develop for it
mild rune
https://elixir-lang.org/blog/2020/10/08/real-time-communication-at-scale-with-elixir-at-discord/ If you wanna read how Discord does fast af communication
elixir is amazing
but I'm biased since I use it
nimble depot
I did not have time to try it
vernal moth
The language doesn't really matter
mild rune
I mean Elixir is built on erlang which is an industry standard language used in telecoms
nimble depot
It's mostly the convenience. If someone wanted to they could have done the same with brainfuck. That would take a lot time, but it would be possible and janky
mild rune
I mean anything is possible with infinite time lol
I can physically write a discord clone in assembly
but it'd take decades
nimble depot
everyone has their own things. I prefer Haskell as my main language.
It's true that Haskell was made by a bunch C++ compiler devs on alcohol and lots of acid.
I get told that I am an idiot on a daily basis by leetcoders who can convert any solution into a python one liner. Well, I don't go down to their level
charred sleet
never thought id say this but i think javafx is a lot easier than all the python alternatives
nimble depot
true
void void
matrix does e2e encryption for group chats so it's possible
WHY DID U LEAVE 😢
also matrix <3
spiral robin
mental meadow
uwu
toxic bone
gaming
void void
gamer girl noise
wispy blade
programmer girl noise
golden gust
my girlfriends girl noise
plucky sparrow
oh
toxic bone
~~my girlfriends girl noise~~
Ok!
toxic bone
Still a flurry
:(((((
plucky sparrow
Daily reminder you can clone your dick
toxic bone
thanks for the advice
toxic bone
ok!
warm anchor
Ok
untold copper
Daily reminder you can clone your dick
but why
surreal crag
Hi, I have a question, how do servers make builds and only show them on a specific date? I have a PaperMC server and I would like to make some things for Christmas, but only show them for December 🙂
potent fossil
bruh my neck has been hurting for over a month but today i cant even lift my left arm im literally typing one handed atm
potent fossil
this big time sux
potent fossil
Hi, I have a question, how do servers make builds and only show them on a specif...
copy the world, build in copy, use copy for that day, revert to backup next day
untold copper
Give it to your friends
no
golden gust
using copies is probs the ez solution, otherwise it basically involves sending fake blocks to the client, which, no idea if there are any real sane plugins for that
potent fossil
or, build elsewhere, make worldedit schematic, paste on day of, then remove it later
surreal crag
copy the world, build in copy, use copy for that day, revert to backup next day
Is this the only way? And what's up with WorldGuard / WorldEdit and all?
golden gust
not the only way, as I said
potent fossil
there are other ways, see what cat said and my other idea
golden gust
Just, if you want something easy which doesn't involve a specialised plugin which I somewhat doubt exists or hiring a dev, it's like 🤷♂️
potent fossil
a copy is the easiest way to do that
bruh i hate this, i gotta wait till 2pm to go to the doctor for my neck just to get a referral to get an xray and my reward will be a fat ass medical bill
did i ask for this neck pain
golden gust
did the hospital ask you to be unable to hold yourself together?
potent fossil
i'd hurt you if i could move
golden gust
God, you know simple, I wish I could be like, live close to you, and come and visit you
I'd bring a few baloons or something to pop when you least expect it
get a few jumps outta you, you know
ashen cliff
And do a neck snap?
potent fossil
And do a neck snap?
yes please end this
golden gust
Nothing like when you screw your back up and then you have a jump scare or some shit and it hurts
ashen cliff
No problem bro.
golden gust
or when you start laughing and it hurts and then you're just there like a crying, laughing, sore mess of a soul
ashen cliff
That will just be 30k€.
potent fossil
woooo
god this fucking dumbass on facebook selling an "inferred heater"
they mean infrared
🤡
potent fossil
I've been going to a chiropractor for 3 weeks and the issue has gotten worse, not better
so im going to go to my normal doctor
plucky sparrow
oh damn
void void
Do u need this
That does not look like it would help your neck
potent fossil
it does help, but only if the problem is actually spine misalignment
and at this point i dont think mine is
ashen cliff
INB4: tumor.
tropic flame
Do u need this
i, too, wish to become tetraplegic /s
plucky sparrow
Good luck
potent fossil
lol @ people who have never tried chiropractic and think "omg looks bad wont do it"
they go to medical school too, they just specialize in the spine instead of internal medicine or w/e
potent fossil
can be the first time ig, but it's fine
golden gust
It's basically the exact same thing as cracking your nuckles
potent fossil
they know what they're doing
plucky sparrow
It's basically the exact same thing as cracking your nuckles
I do this 24/7
potent fossil
notice how he's holding her head, it's to get the spine aligned. not going from the back and willy nilly twisting her neck
plucky sparrow
I’ve noticed
fossil patio
I've been going to a chiropractor for 3 weeks and the issue has gotten worse, no...
i went to a chrio for a few weeks following a lot of issues, after a few appointments he recommended pt. he lost a fair bit of money doing that, but i feel a lot better now
vernal moth
Everybody here canceled nitro already?
Can always resup when it expired, just getting the "NFTs suck" message into the feedback field is important
half hawk
what happened, does discord have plans to somehow integrate nft memes to nitro users?
tbh i should just google it...
void void
https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/community/posts/4408249805975-Web3-Integration-w-Discord be sure to downvote this too
toxic bone
done
left swift
they have added it already or was their plans to
potent fossil
whats happening with nitro
potent fossil
i went to a chrio for a few weeks following a lot of issues, after a few appoint...
yea, idk. might end up being the case. just gonna see primary care first and rule out anything real dumb and if it's just the fact that my shoulder is being a fucker then we'll see
void void
whats happening with nitro
People are cancelling it to send a message about the NFT's
I highly doubt it'll do anything
left swift
what nfts
potent fossil
i just called my chiro again to let them know what's going on, even tho appt is on friday. they were like "well shit that mega sucks ill talk to the doctor and see what he thinks, but yea go to your primary care as well"
🤷♂️
plucky sparrow
People are cancelling it to send a message about the NFT's
Is discord adding nfts or
potent fossil
nfts + nitro? tf
left swift
someone post a link
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Non-fungible token A unique and non-interchangeable unit of data stored on a digital ledger. (https://duckduckgo.com/Non-fungible_token?v=i&kp=1)
toxic bone
if you dont like the nfts feature than dont use it ez
left swift
I know what a nft is simple
void void
Is discord adding nfts or
left swift
silly
plucky sparrow
nfts + nitro? tf
You made me read my message as ntfs
left swift
yes let's commence even more scamming
plucky sparrow
You made me read my message as ntfs
wait what
why do I keep confusing nfts with ntfs
I’m blind
warm anchor
Nft is dumb yes
potent fossil
so..they're going to...?? integrate nft...wallets? lmao
warm anchor
Crypto at least I can see some real world usage but nft as it currently stands is just a shameless money grab
wide chasm
https://twitter.com/jasoncitron/status/1457841222995693570
I thought this was just some random person, but it's the CEO of Discord lol
left swift
pack it up gamers back to teamspeak
plucky sparrow
When paper Skype
toxic bone
pack it up gamers back to teamspeak
No
toxic bone
1984
left swift
toasted furries
toxic bone
toaster
left swift
is that helveticas nft
left swift
didnt ask
toxic bone
plucky sparrow
potent fossil
i dont get it, what's the uproar? they're adding wallets so you can show off your NFTs? sure, dumb as fuck but?? what's the uproar about safety and stuff
i dont understand
warm anchor
I mean discord is adding Patreon-like support too so I guess they are just trying everything?
I guess the uproar comes as people who dislike crypto cash grab? And discord is kinda supporting it?
potent fossil
🤷♂️ whatever
potent fossil
yup
quasi valley
It's about exposing a few million children and young adults to crypto
potent fossil
as if twitter/youtube/facebook/instagram/reddit have not already done that by proxy
warm anchor
I guess it’s ok to have an opinion so let’s all put down out pitchfork 
left swift
can we ban simple from discord theyre too dangerous
warm anchor
We can just ban dab instead
left swift
I'm not putting down my pitchfork I'm mad and everyone needs to know how mad I am!!
potent fossil
🤷♂️ im just saying, it's not like discord is the first one to do this. it's the internet, people are exposed to stuff. ohhnoo.gif
left swift
💁♂️
potent fossil
but that said i dont have nitro or really care about discord, i just use its basic functionality lol
left swift
💆♂️
toxic bone
🧏♂️
toxic bone
It's about exposing a few million children and young adults to crypto
thats not even the reason i see most people saying, im seeing "im anti-nft, discord is supporting nfts, no more nitro!!!" with no explanation
left swift
no eternity said dab not dap
warm anchor
We can ban dap too I am ok
toxic bone
can naom be banned
plucky sparrow
Since when did the EU give free maps
left swift
today
wispy blade
can naom be banned
no cuz cat will miss me
tropic flame
I just dropped in, so discord is adding NFTs?
wide chasm
Cat will miss who?
tropic flame
Imagine adding useless features instead of fixing bugs
left swift
Cat will miss who?
joe
golden gust
only person I miss is Dumrield
ashen cliff
There are no bugs.
golden gust
and agentk
ashen cliff
What about me bro?
warm anchor
golden gust
Wouldn't even notice, tbqh
tropic flame
There are no bugs.
Ah yes, the client not updating when slowmode countdown is decreased is a feature
ashen cliff
Same.
tropic flame
For some reason it's low priority for them
left swift
the european trash
wispy blade
u ass a
left swift
england the original Alabama
golden gust
||If you weren't my mother, I mean, the fact that you are kinda turns me on, but, if you weren't my mother, you'd get it|| ~ My bro from another down in virginia
wait, no Dakota, think south
left swift
mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry.
void void
imagine if IRL had proximity voice chat
silver nexus
That’d be sick tbh
Like
Imagine walking up to your friend and as you get closer you can hear them talking
And then as you get farther, their voice gets quieter
void void
thats pretty standard on every proximity voice chaat games tho
void void
Ohio is just 2nd Michigan
wyoming
left swift
:Pepepains:
wispy blade
it's already almost day 6 of tcp packet reading 😩
wide chasm
This is why you let your NIC/CPU read TCP packets, they don't take 6 days /s
wide chasm
Don't forget to handle byte order correctly, cause it's really annoying to debug that.
toxic bone
No
warm anchor
@left swift
warm anchor
left swift
warm anchor
Tfw server too weeb even for no mama
left swift
im only there for exclusive eternity feet pics
warm anchor
toxic bone
what
magic river
It's kind of funny, we have a Network Byte Order (big endian) but nothing made in the last decade or so gives a shit about it
Computers are almost entirely little endian so why waste CPU cycles doing byte swaps?
I mean, they still have to for IP and TCP and such but so called layer 7 stuff doesn't bother
golden gust
"why change what's not broken, not like CPU cycles are in short supply"
and that was the start of the story as to why everyhing is a web browser now
ashen cliff
Good thing most network cards still have broken checksums.
magic river
The people who write new networking protocols don't write things in JavaScript 😛
golden gust
I mean, am more mocking the general practices of basically just not caring 😛
potent fossil
anyone do react/vue dev in here besides mini?
i've got my personal site and then a bunch of apps for my portfolio hosted on a subdomain, but i've been thinking that i'd like to have the apps be, i guess, embedded into the actual personal site so when you go to look at it you aren't actually leaving my website. but the only options i can think of for doing that are 1) actually code the apps inside of the personal site code or 2) use an iframe
1 seems very messy and unmaintanable, and not sure about 2. I guess it's ok?
Thoughts?
magic river
I think you need React 17 and possibly a different JSX transformer for it to be safe to embed inside another react app or even to embed multiple react projects in a single page
I think I figured out how to do this one night but I never used it, no one else agreed we should try to do a gradual replacement of things, they just wanted to go greenfield
potent fossil
well, yea, i was thinking more like just changing the template of the page for each app and then just adding new components that way the portfolio apps are literally part of the original app
atomic fjord
any vc plugins that dont require discord or a mod?
magic river
How do you expect that would work?
potent fossil
there's no way to transmit audio like that inside of mc without a mod, but without discord sure. you could make one for teamspeak/ventrillo etc
turbid shoal
south matrix
texture pack 👍
potent fossil
(with a mod or external app)
turbid shoal
Texture pack wouldn't work
south matrix
play a lot of sounds in quick succession
to recreate voice
and you have to accept it every time
potent fossil
ah yes texture pack that has sounds for every single phonetic sound then analyze the voice to extract the phonetics and build the sounds out of individual phonetics and play it back
magic river
You've just described a vocoder, I think
potent fossil
magic river
Assuming you didn't have any jitter or packet loss you might actually be able to make a vocoder with a resource pack and spamming the shit out of effect packets
magic river
How could you talk though?
lol the show on CBS right now has broken audio, it's only playing the music and background noises, no voices
Oh, dang, it just started working in the middle of typing that
Shit was broken for 10 minutes, fixed when I mention it
potent fossil
the audio technicians when you mentioned it
"i sense a disturbance in the force"
potent fossil
new star trek discovery in 9 days insert peepo happy clap
i checked out the kids show, star trek prodigy too, it's a little cheesy but it's ok. true fans gotta watch kek 4th ep out in 3 days \o/
golden gust
am just casually hoping that dragon maid S3 is announced at some point, but 🤷♂️
am not weeb enough to know where and when all of that stuff is announced, but, that's pretty much all am looking for
viscid wedge
KyoAni will announce it on their twitter if it happens
Though a slice of life show getting a third season is almost unheard of
As nice as it would be
golden gust
They've defo left is open for an S3
warm anchor
There is an OVA in Jan 2022 so we will get some news then probably
magic river
They always leave it open for another season
That's the same hook for getting you in to the novels or manga
toxic bone
i watched the first season of dm but didn't watch the second one
hoping to keep it that way
golden gust
Yea, I watched S1 and loved it, watched S2 and towards the beginning it felt kinda... weird, but, eventually I kinda liked it, and now I kinda wanna see an S3, but, I mean, i also kinda maybe wanna read it but idk
warm anchor
There is a tons of references (neta) if you watch the VA show as well. It’s really funny lol
warm anchor
western media
viscid wedge
Most of what I saw was people getting bent out of shape over cultural differences or whatever
golden gust
Well, yea, I mean, it more got me kinda weird given the commentry around the erm, new addition
viscid wedge
Implying European is any different lol
Europe is somewhat better in that regard because they understand cultural diversity
golden gust
Think you missed the twitter commentry on that one then ;P
viscid wedge
That's Twitter. Why would I ever use Twitter.
warm anchor
Europe is somewhat better in that regard because they understand cultural divers...
The neta part is hard to get unless you are Japanese
warm anchor
They have a separate mini shows with all the voice actors fucking around
viscid wedge
I told my firewall to drop twitter packets because I was tired of reading the ramblings of unchecked mental illness every morning
golden gust
ah, I kinda saw some of that, but, I don't speak japanese so it was mostly just the odd snippets here and there
warm anchor
Neta is like “references” “culture references” or it’s like insider jokes/meme that only people who know knows
warm anchor
Idk a word for good translation lol felt like none but yeah https://nihongomaster.com/japanese/dictionary/word/904/neta-neta
Stuff like Ughhhhh FKC for Christmas
Or Christmas cake on 26th as insult
viscid wedge
Fried Kentucky Chicken
golden gust
god, I would kill for KFC to like, release their gravy to the world
I'd become a serial killer if they fixed their damned fries
viscid wedge
KFC sits with Burger King in the list of restaurants I cannot eat at without getting sick