but thats dumb and wouldnt happen
#general
light raptor
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I don’t know if we’re allowed to say what happens yet, but no, they won’t be deleted. That’d be highly illegal in Sweden :p
void void
Did they already tell you? 👀
little frost
watch them get multiplayer-disabled through the auth servers
vernal moth
Oh cool
And no, MSA migration will not take years, Mojang will not be so stupid to repeat mistakes of the past
I migrated all my accounts as early as I could
little frost
wat i've been using pakkit with MSA before the migration was started
vernal moth
watch them get multiplayer-disabled through the auth servers
that would be pointless, they would just disable login
vernal moth
wat i've been using pakkit with MSA before the migration was started
only with a offline mode server
little frost
no?
vernal moth
how else would it work, lol
little frost
oh right i modified it myself
vernal moth
lol
little frost
the node-minecraft-protocol supported it for a while
just needed a flag to be enable in a constructor
twin lagoon
lol, takeaway.com is experimenting with drone delivery
vernal moth
lol, takeaway.com is experimenting with drone delivery
ngl, wouldn't mind getting my delivery thru my window into the second floor
marble lark
ngl, wouldn't mind getting my delivery thru my window into the second floor
wonder if said drones can safely fly up to the 9th floor whenever I need something
worn ember
I honestly couldn't care less about my mc account at this point
vernal moth
lmao
h0 came back from the dead
and merged my hmod PR
their readme now links against paper 🎉
little frost
incredible
vernal moth
wonder what made him login into github
vernal moth
go thank that idiot here
holy
its all still here
man that site brings back memories
thats how I entered the community
nimble depot
I miss the old times
playing on a server that was someone's old computer. Good times.
nimble depot
I really wish inventory management was client side again. All those shenanigans with broken items were fun
If you had a memory editor and access to the internet you are guaranteed endless fun
worthy geode
just play New World, they literally do damage calc client-side 
warm anchor
just play New World, they literally do damage calc client-side <:kekw:6740936819...
now does the final validation is done client side too? 
worthy geode
not sure, but I think so. the entire server architecture is basically P2P with the game server just acting as a proxy. You can also negate fall damage by freezing the client while falling
meager tusk
GTA 5 has entered the chat.
warm anchor
not sure, but I think so. the entire server architecture is basically P2P with t...
yeah that's the glitch I watched people purposely lag their own client to achieve invincibility
worthy geode
but as far as I know the damage stacks up and you take all of the missing dmg when the client unfreezes. but idk if the server actually validates that, I kinda doubt it
mental meadow
there's a slim chance I get to see a real aurora today with my own eyes
aaaaa
there's also a chance sensitive electronics die but that's not my problem
vernal moth
do you have timings?
vernal moth
its all clouds here
mental meadow
sky is super clear here but it's also super bright outside, so I don't know if we even could see something
worn ember
everything is so much better nowadays
everythings better when you dont actively play minecraft, thats true
frank otter
I'm guessing I won't be able to see the aurora from here
probably too far south, probably gonna be midday and cloudy :(
restive thicket
👀 yay
warm anchor
@restive thicket @twin lagoon 
waxen panther
hello .
void void
hello broccoli
untold copper
can i has permission to post in cat channel so that i can find cat images from all over the internet and send them
mystic marsh
Sorry guys, do you recommend using aikarflags in minigames like Bedwars or CTW?
worthy geode
gamemode does not matter for flags, always use them. gamemode does not matter for flags, always use them
warm anchor
Say it one more time just to be clear! Say it one more time just to be clear!
mystic marsh
Say it one more time just to be clear! Say it one more time just to be clear!
Sadly its my error to use deepl
warm anchor
it’s ok 
mystic marsh
It would be good to be more understanding and not respond in a hilarious tone about the difficulty of others on the issue of language barriers.
warm anchor
It’s ok I speak equally broken English
mystic marsh
Sorry guys, do you recommend using aikarflags in minigames like Bedwars or CTW?
Around the question do you recommend boys or not?
limber knotBOT
I prefer man
elfin steppe
Like Malfrador said, Gamemode doesnt matter for your flags
limber knotBOT
I mean, technically it can matter but if you are at a point where you woudl have to adjust them appropriately then you wouldn't be here asking about it
(you would be asking your admin/guy you hired for optimization on an hourly basis)
untold copper
Only if you stop getting abs
no
limber knotBOT
mfw the decentraland token (MANA) jumped by 100% in under a day. I never understand crypto prices lol
warm anchor
Pump and dump all you need to know! Or just one whale!
plucky sparrow
@wispy blade playing clash royale on her Samsung galaxy
Since when has discord had rich presence on mobile
limber knotBOT
afaik they had that for a while now
plucky sparrow
Must be only on android
worn ember
no wonder it drains my battery like crazy
wispy blade
samsung game launcher
worn ember
ew kaas
wispy blade
ok belg
open kindle
hey there!
so i have been trying to find a way to modify the player name tag using the spigot api but most of the methods are either messy or doesnt work at all, does someone know the proper method of modifying player name tags using spigot api(no plugins pls) i am not afraid of Nms or reflections
south matrix
Well #paper-dev and you're in the paper Discord, paper has some nice api for that i believe
left swift
yes
open kindle
alright
void void
why is mojang taking so long to move accounts to microsoft
vernal moth
Is Mojang taking long?
Or are users slow?
Also, there are literally millions of MSAs already
void void
Is Mojang taking long?
when is the deadline tho
when will all the accounts be migrated
vernal moth
That's not public knowledge
twin lagoon
there are millions of accounts we're talking about
they're fast enough already
it's up to the users to migrate now
void void
ok but its a case of
twin lagoon
it's a case of waiting for users to migrate now
vernal moth
The vast majority of users can migrate
void void
i want everyone to be on microsfot accounts because perhaps they are less likely to account share
twin lagoon
well, patience
true canyon
Is there a stated deadline for MSA migration yet
mossy vessel
Now.
vernal moth
Not publicly
void void
I remember reading something about a deadline
Might have been the leaked test deadline tho
vernal moth
I can assure you when it's publicly it's not real
left swift
now I gotta find all my old passwords on my accounts I don't use
mossy vessel
I migrated two accounts, others can rot in the desert.
void void
@acoustic granite WAIT
i cant talkrn lol
im being sus
but stop
why tf
u have compact mode
no
discord compact message mode
yeah but hwy
this is too weird
silver nexus
Roblox having big issues and I have to hear my brother complain about them
void void
so what're ya coding
void void
im being sus
Why are you using enter as your spacebar
void void
Why are you using enter as your spacebar
why are you using spacebar as your enter
silver nexus
Fair point
toxic bone
Roblox having big issues and I have to hear my brother complain about them
roblox employees crying right now
its been down for almost 2 days lol
silver nexus
Yea
fallen oracle
Lil Nas X cause too much traffic for them?
mental meadow
No pls not another DC burning down
worn ember
My mixtape is on there
left swift
roblox getting these big artists to play e-concerts on their platform is insane
silver nexus
Lil Nas X cause too much traffic for them?
Free burritos allegedly
worthy geode
just play New World, they literally do damage calc client-side <:kekw:6740936819...
its even worse, they don't sanitize input in the chat box so you can display any html
worthy geode
hetzner ashburn?
pretty much confirmed at this point, they already have their speedtest domains for ashburn
fallen oracle
Html in new world?
worthy geode
yeah, the chat is html, which is pretty common. but usually games sanitize the input 😄
toxic bone
Free burritos allegedly
they've publicly said that it wasnt the burritos
server exploded or somethin
grand pewter
finally got around to migrating to msa
cunning raft
😱😱😱 they will ban you now 😱😱😱
left swift
for migrating?
void void
Twitter
grand pewter
yeah him lol
cunning raft
The mfing dumbass
Used a 64 character randomized email on his own domain
And then it got triggered by their spam filter
toxic bone
lol
vernal moth
He also refused to contact support for the longest time
mental meadow
"I'm important, support contacts me!"
viscid orchid
Anyone knows any plugin that just somehow converts diamonds into economy currency of that plugin and then we can withdraw it through diamonds...??
left swift
that is so fucking gross
void void
what
left swift
your scoreboard
toxic bone
please change your gui scale
void void
im getting a new tab
it looks discusting
on one side
but on the other side
that many players
look amazing
toxic bone
do you really need a member tag?
worthy geode
just do M instead of Member or something
left swift
nothing looks amazing with that
void void
lmao to me it does
void void
I'm not a big fan of how some ranks don't have [] around the rank name
void void
just do M instead of Member or something
Thats smart
Thanks
But im probably gonna get a new plugin
left swift
🥶
worthy geode
TAB
void void
That is the one that I am currently using
left swift
you just gotta put more work into it a new plugin isnt going to magically fix it
void void
nono theres better ones out there
vernal moth
ive hit a milestone today! :D
Smooth 60fps, congrats!
vernal moth
Wait, that wasn't the milestone you talked about?
worthy geode
whats the issue with TAB? oO
void void
Hmm there isn't one really
worthy geode
you just need to spend some time configuring it
worthy geode
that looks way better imo
south matrix
if only i had that many players
void void
iron, obsidian, piglin
left swift
yes
south matrix
with an almost unchanged TAB config, no less
void void
if you compare it with this one
magic river
So it normally was $6.66?
left swift
too late
how dare you do something like this
so against papermc 2.0 terms of allegiance
I was joking
acoustic depot
is it fine to leave essentials tpr max range as is? someone told me that really large coordinates can cause some bugginess
plucky sparrow
I'm not a big fan of how some ranks don't have [] around the rank name
[] on rank names gang
plucky sparrow
i know
left swift
its bad
left swift
dap [the ascen]
plucky sparrow
smh
little frost
pains of the daemon
wispy blade
only benchmarks you need on a laptop: how fast it compiles paper and does kraus sound good though the speakers
vale saddle
Also, how fast a clean paper server starts up
toxic bone
million dollar
potent fossil
nimble depot
Like, dude, you really had to call me up just to run one command?
twin lagoon
restart: always
potent fossil
fucking IJ is not showing a folder that is in my WSL instance, although working directly in wsl shows it is and also viewing the windows network share shows it is
😠
waxen panther
jesus christ
rustic dirge
gottem
waxen panther
real funny bro
cosmic raft
@potent fossil https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1mIbx6H28k
toxic bone
false
charred monolith
Stupid question:
Does minecraft have a method for reporting players who hack or cheat?
I don't think there is one, but I wanted to check
A first party method anyway, I know some mods do this
silver nexus
i think mojang allows it?
it seems to be blurry
When you combine your Mod with the Minecraft software, we will call that combination a "Modded Version" of the Game. We have the final say on what constitutes a Mod and what doesn't. You may not distribute any Modded Versions of our Game or software, and we’d appreciate it if you didn’t use Mods for griefing. Basically, Mods are okay to distribute; hacked versions or Modded Versions of the Game client or server software are not okay to distribute
true canyon
I imagine Mojang isn't going to do anything about that.
silver nexus
yea
south matrix
maybe some sort of centralized cheater database would be an interesting concept
warm anchor
I believe Mojang don’t really care
silver nexus
that would be nice
warm anchor
Just ban them
silver nexus
has mojang ever tried to do something about tlauncher?
golden gust
that is more concerned about people distributing stuff rather than end users
warm anchor
I can’t imagine Mojang going after 12 year old
golden gust
Mojang has gone against some cheat devs, but, er, theres only so much they can do in terms of time and ofc, nobody really wants to take too much shit to the courts
silver nexus
kids in my school would be mad if something happened to tlauncher since the school doesnt let you download minecraft the regular way, since they went far enough to block something from the network thingies than on their garbage software with plenty of workarounds.
golden gust
offline mode launchers are kinda 🤷♂️
Like, mitigating those from causing issues on your server is trivial
tropic flame
i like the way it is currently, which is to leave it up to each server
if i want to use third party cheats in singleplayer or in my own servers then i should be allowed to do so
i personally don't use them, but servers always have the right of banning those who do, so 🤷
warm anchor
well you should read the TOS and see if modifying the game is allowed
tropic flame
> When you combine your Mod with the Minecraft software, we will call that combi...
sounds like it is, so yeah
warm anchor
Steam on the other hand will happily give you a VAC
tropic flame
oh you mean that
well
yeah
since this was about minecraft i was talking specifically about minecraft
warm anchor
I am sure they covered it in TOS as well but enforced or not its another story
tropic flame
> When you combine your Mod with the Minecraft software, we will call that combi...
probably somewhere else in the TOS yeah, because the way they make it sound here ^ sounds more along the lines of "you can distribute the mods but not the entire client jars"
nimble depot
this just makes no sense
nimble depot
why do people even use that as a password, and why do attackers even try that
warm anchor
@nimble depot https://youtu.be/7U-RbOKanYs
nimble depot
<@!346026244220911619> <https://youtu.be/7U-RbOKanYs>
I know, still don't understand why some sites don't let me use passwords that are 256 chars long
silver nexus
ive been meaning to make new passwords for everything i just never remember
magic depot
@silver nexus same but, it’s also just so many to change each one then remember each one
silver nexus
that one website says it'd take 5 seconds to crack my school account's password
golden gust
I mean, at the start of uni, I cared about my password; Like, my secure password which is like, strong, imprinted in my memory
magic depot
Like your logo is imprinted
golden gust
By the end of uni, if I wanted to login to the uni computers, I pretty much had to write my password down on a piece of paper and carry it in with me
silver nexus
my friend shouted his password in the halls and i was the only one to write it down so i have full access to his account
i just change his profile picture every few weeks to slightly annoy him
golden gust
god, I remember in primary school, they gave us our usernames and told us that our passwords where like, our initials and then one of our names
They didn't want us changing them, but, ofc, once we got a year or two in to school we did manage to eventually figure out a way to change them
silver nexus
i dont feel like figuring out how to change mine. they have a password reset tool
i just cant imagine it would create a better one, plus ive had mine since 3rd grade and so its very burned into my brain
golden gust
I don't condone spam
But, if somebody would just like, 1 email to every email address in the world
"password expirary is evil"
I'd salute them
languid karma
I remember some kid got into the admin account and the password was like mathrules or something. He could control every PC in the district
silver nexus
my school allows students to use the group emails (one for each school in the district, each grade at each school, and one to the entire district) and i plan on causing chaos the last day of high school
the old admin username to the school laptops used to just be "admin" and the password was "password" but they changed it for some reason
ripe sphinx
I saw a post of someone who hacked all the TVs and projectors in the district to show a rick roll at the ending bell on the last day lol
ripe sphinx
the old admin username to the school laptops used to just be "admin" and the pas...
wonder why
silver nexus
each tv in the school has a code to project to it using some software they have on the laptops
best part about it is that its anonymous
languid karma
Is it airtame cuz that is what our school uses
silver nexus
no its something else
ivory kite
the rate of change of sin(x) at a particular angle x = a is given by the cosine of that angle.
magic river
TIL .cat is supposed to be for Catalan language websites
And yet https://nyan.cat
On a related note: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on6v8hpjDr0
toxic bone
On a related note: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on6v8hpjDr0
wtf did i just watch
magic river
The best anime you'll ever watch 😄
It's right off the deep end in to full blown degenerate and uses that to tell jokes
magic river
Is that still on youtube?
warm anchor
Why not lol
magic river
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left swift
what the fuck
no fucking way
amaranth has teeth fetish?
creativity was humanity's greatest sin
toxic bone
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/876902758366736457/898822874788409394/893...
🧑🔬
magic river
toxic bone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XBzeBIWv_Q
wtf did i just watch
magic river
A dude helping his sister brush her teeth
toxic bone
🤔
magic river
The show is weird 😄
toxic bone
like every anime (joke warning)
warm anchor
@magic river https://sp.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm17079829
I guess they only authorized for nico to display them
Everything on yt is stroke down on copyright it seems
warm anchor
The show is weird 😄
The show is only good if you like novel but cant read
The entire thing is like talking 99% of the time lol
magic river
Talking and 1 frame screens full of text
warm anchor
I remember having to pause the video so I can read the text hahahahah
Man this was 2012?? How time flies
magic river
Maybe don't eat any onions in the US for a bit https://www.cdc.gov/salmonella/oranienburg-09-21/index.html
vestal jasper
I've seen 3 onion callbacks and maybe 1 or 2 other callbacks for other items the few times i've frequented the produce or cashier depts
make that 4 now
seems to be the most commonly recalled item in my experience
warm anchor
Can’t you just cook it well done or are those suppose to survive 
Salmonella are destroyed at cooking temperatures above 150 degrees F.
static badge
mfw i can't eat onions raw anymore
warm anchor
Deep fry everything is the solution
magic river
TIL Roblox has been down since Thursday afternoon
toxic bone
road to 72 hours!!
magic river
Invasion had someone trying to clean up an audio signal and they were using python to do FFTs and denoise and such
I don't know if they were doing something real or not but it was actual code using variable names that made sense for the task
foggy veldt
TIL Roblox has been down since Thursday afternoon
I’ve noticed a significant increase in the amount of shitposts across most of my discord’s
warm anchor
Try leave discord full of 12 year old would help
foggy veldt
Try leave discord full of 12 year old would help
That would only leave crystal elixir and scala discord
magic river
People use crystal?
foggy veldt
We’re small but growing 
But this whole roblox thing is interesting, it’s always cool to see one thing have a direct impact on another thing like when Facebook was down discord had to disable the typing endpoint to help with the increased traffic
magic river
bleh, crystal's package.json equivalent is a YAML file
It does at least have a minimum crystal version, that's one thing cargo still doesn't quite have figured out
They just added support for a field for it so it'll at least tell you to upgrade your rustc but if Foo depends on Bar ^1.0.0 and Bar started requiring a newer rustc with 1.1.0 cargo won't try to use an older version to satisfy your rustc version yet
wispy blade
eh
wispy blade
i don't know why but this class just makes me angry https://github.com/SpigotMC/BungeeCord/blob/6613aaea95f4894ea19c31e0d564d45fcf43456f/protocol/src/main/java/net/md_5/bungee/protocol/AbstractPacketHandler.java
like
just do a handle(DefinedPacket packet){}
golden gust
different methods there do different things
wispy blade
ah yeah you're right
wispy blade
i thought i'd already earned it when i joined
golden gust
everybody here shares that common mistake
"Yea, so, this one time, I pirated this game called minecraft, and now, I'm literal human trash"
wispy blade
why would i pirate the game i've been playing for about half my life lmao
warm anchor
For Nioma she skipped the downloading MC part
wispy blade
back when i got it i didn't even know what pirating was lmao
golden gust
many of us are like, OG
wispy blade
so cat how are the greatgrandkids doing
golden gust
I was just leaving high school as minecraft like, starting to gain popularity
implying somebody can put up with me for longer than the 5 seconds it takes me to nu... er...
wispy blade
thinking you can even get someone to hook up
golden gust
I will shoot your cat
wispy blade
i don't have any pets
wispy blade
your own?
warm anchor
No that was naomi’s lunch
wispy blade
you're supposed to shit on my rug, dumdum
golden gust
It's a classic moment
wispy blade
i watched it like 3 years ago omw to disneyland
warm anchor
Maybe if you utilize more of your brain Naomi 
mental meadow
Sweet and salty
warm anchor
Good morning aurororororoora
mental meadow
Good morning
golden gust
||round the corner? Chocolates made||
wispy blade
Maybe if you utilize more of your brain Naomi <:phossure:721385991721451611>
thinking i have a brain
golden gust
We always make this mistake with naomay
wispy blade
yeah that's monkegame in a nutshell
vernal moth
back when i got it i didn't even know what pirating was lmao
Back when I first installed Minecraft, installing games was copying over a zip from some external hard drive that was shared between friends and filled with ton of ~stuff~
Doesn't mean I knew what piracy was 😂
golden gust
God, I remember years ago when stuff like plex was coming on the scene
vernal moth
My dad is a pretty big Usenet user, whenever I wanted to watch a move, he would just download, burn, and then print out a label with our miserable ink jet to make it look real so I don't notice how scuffed it is
golden gust
everybody would be sharing their plex setups in which they had connected to some magical setup which involved usenet and torrents automagically
vernal moth
(for the kids, this was before Netflix existed and you actually had to buy physical media)
golden gust
You'd just add the show to your couchdb thing I think it was and that would just download shows for you as soon as they popped on usenet, etc
I mean, it's only been the last several years that netflix, etc, has really had a wealth of new content on it
So, if you wanted to watch new stuff, your option was to basically watch it on TV/DVR it, which involved pissing around, paying for subs for a channel you watch once a week, etc
wispy blade
happens
wispy blade
example #1203581861 of ded saying something that barely makes sense
potent fossil
wispy blade
good ol' discourse
worn ember
TIL PMC is still a thing
nimble depot
https://twitter.com/SpigotDrama/status/1454704694152949760?s=20
nice
Can I be on that too?
marble lark
example \#1203581861 of ded saying something that barely makes sense
lmao
formal turret
I fucked up and played new world until 3am and now I can't sleep
golden gust
formal turret
I agree
chrome cosmos
You'd just add the show to your couchdb thing I think it was and that would just...
modern software for the same purpose is radarr (only movies )and sonarr(only series)
or alternatively jackett(multipurpose)
mental meadow
forking the homepage is fun for your emails
vernal moth
why don't you globally disable actions emails? lol
marble lark
"Run failed"
tender wadi
void void
This says a lot about our society 😔
vernal moth
Insert generic tax the rich meme here
marble lark
it was extremely sad :(
i feel you mate
void void
@warm anchor What is that portal?
warm anchor
that teleports you to abyss island (first time unlock abyss)
untold copper
<@!177150983258767360> What is that portal?
waow
thats the portal that begins your suffering 
nova plume
i gave up at AR 7
warm anchor
game is fine if you play casually. Just dont spend all your money on it
tropic flame
TIL PMC is still a thing
There's a whole lot of maps in there that it'd be a shame if they got lost tbh
So, good that it's still a thing
limber knotBOT
someone should upload them all to archive.org 👀
golden gust
"This is reckless, dangerous and stupid. I take no blame if you do this and hurt yourself, but, I'm going to do it"
Gotta love youtube
quasi valley
Trust me, I'm a professional
golden gust
oh god, I used to watch a channel like, as soon as their vids where released of people who where stalkers
Like, was interesting but the number of times "we're professionals" as they're doing stupid shit was 10/10
twilit nimbus
im wondering, what does everyone use/prefer?
Optifine or fabric
limber knotBOT
I mean, that's not really a question lol
full rune
those two are different things
twin lagoon
twilit nimbus
those two are different things
well optifine isnt really comptablity with the fabric api and all its preformance tweeks
full rune
fabric is a modding platform while optifine is an optimization mod, your question doesn't make sense to me
toxic bone
mario cart
full rune
i prefer the former
twilit nimbus
i will give it a shot
any mods that allows me to see the cape from optifine? i dont mind seeing peoples optifine capes
little frost
it exists, search around
twilit nimbus
thanks
worn ember
Snoopa be like: "Ah perry the platypus you are just in time to witness me consuming a gallon of steroids and protein powder"
meager tusk
Snoopa be like: "Ah perry the platypus you are just in time to witness me consum...
No, Snoopa be like: "With all this cardio, surely my arms will get buff"
wispy blade
nah he's trying to get abs
toxic bone
same thing
plucky sparrow
What is the purpose of a string slice in rust
Like they’re giving it the same level of attention as references but I don’t think it’s as important
Oh nvm
Slices are quite important
toxic bone
ok
magic river
&str is just &[u8] plus the guarantee the data is valid UTF-8
I think the Roblox outage has hit 3 full days now
frank otter
there's a roblox outage?
plucky sparrow
`&str` is just `&[u8]` plus the guarantee the data is valid UTF-8
Huh
The book talked about an example where in order to allow for both String and &str, it used string slices
toxic bone
there's a roblox outage?
it has been down for 66 hours as of now
magic river
No way, has to have been longer than that
I was thinking like 70
So not quite 3 full days but close enough 😛
true canyon
No way, I'm thinking 71!
plucky sparrow
I say 71.5
magic river
The only data I have to go with is when the subreddit megathread post was made though
Which I'm assuming took at least a couple hours
If it happened basically immediately when the outage started then it has been about 67 hours
frank otter
https://downdetector.co.uk/status/roblox/archive/ says something started on the 28th at 6:09 pm for me
toxic bone
void void
someones getting fired
chrome cosmos
someone problably hung for locking the facebook doors in the outage
magic river
They're claiming the outage didn't start until Friday night but the megathread on the subreddit is from over 24 hours before that
frank otter
my electricity went out for a fraction of a second and it restarted my router and it won't connect again and the status page it gives says to call a number to check if there's an outage in my area and I called it but after the "select from blah number" it started a dial tone I think it's trying to get me through to an actual human
toxic bone
is roblox actually back up?
its coming back up slowly for some people
toxic bone
They're claiming the outage didn't start until Friday night but the megathread o...
it was a small outage that eventually turned into the whole site being down
frank otter
do I attempt to conversation or do I wait until someone else does something?
frank otter
its coming back up slowly for some people
oh that's interesting I guess
I wonder who out of my friends will be complaining about it tomorrow
toxic bone
when it began it was just people couldnt login and robux wasnt working
then the whole site imploded on itself
frank otter
is robux a currency or...
toxic bone
currency
frank otter
oh ok
oh someone else did something
my WiFi is back and i don't have to talk to a person
magic river
TIL I can smack my watch to turn the screen off
mental meadow
Yeah, if you smack it hard enough it turns off forever
golden gust
apparently that works with people too
but, I mean, that's also how you fix mechanical contrivances
potent fossil
reminds me of the time my car wouldnt start and i asked this random manager at work for help and he pulled out a hammer, smacked my engine, and it started
mental meadow
you're a contrivance
mental meadow
reminds me of the time my car wouldnt start and i asked this random manager at w...
Jeremy broke out his vast and sophisticated toolkit
twin lagoon
a
golden gust
potent fossil
that's even better because iirc his name was jeremy
void void
TIL I can smack my watch to turn the screen off
It’s such a random feature but it also makes perfect sense
magic river
I don't know why I'd bother over just putting my wrist down and letting the timeout get it but I guess if you had a watch you have to charge every day (or sooner) you'd hypermile the shit out of it and turn it off ASAP when done looking at it
I'm rocking a fitbit though so I charge once a week
little frost
reminds me of the time my car wouldnt start and i asked this random manager at w...
you're paying for knowing where to smack the engine 
potent fossil
i didnt pay him
potent fossil
i suck at web design
trying to take a fuckload of data from an api resp and put it on a page is easy
putting it on a page and making it actually look nice is a whole other pile of shit
mental meadow
I think the opposite 😄
potent fossil
do it for me then
mental meadow
what do u need to do
potent fossil
just taking a bunch of crap and putting it on a page, im just kidding no worries lmao
vale rune
<@460063403491328020> BRO.
Bro!
Was on my disagree-with-every-opposing-political-ideology session.
Do excuse me for my late reply.
As for the question, fantastik si gjithmonë vllaqko.
Negativiteti te un s'ka ven, call me pol pozitiv.
silver nexus
opinions on milk duds?
peak ginkgo
TIL I can smack my watch to turn the screen off
It's technically you putting your hand on the display that does it
🏃♂️
pastel reef
Who actually came up with the Idea of bukkit?
mental meadow
meager tusk
@vale rune
vale rune
He BUSY.
meager tusk
@ashen cliff Get in here, Slovenian.
meager tusk
Can you imagine being Slovenian?
vale rune
Can't bro.
meager tusk
"Oh from one of these 100 slavic nations"
vale rune
"From one of these countries who became nationalities due to differing in religion."
ashen cliff
BRO!
vale rune
"We also speak the same exact language, but we took dialects and called them languages because we're nationalists."
@ashen cliff BRO!
ashen cliff
BRO!
vale rune
Say it bro.
ashen cliff
Za Beograd.
meager tusk
Why are you speaking shit slavic languages?!
vale rune
Për me shkatrru dushmanin, duhet me njoftë.
mossy vessel
Rumors say we keep the text channels in english but err
vale rune
Make the rule and we'll stop brother.
mossy vessel
But not much we can do about the slavs ig
vale rune
Say it!
meager tusk
You say it.
meager tusk
Not funny. You avoided the answer bro.
You're becoming more slavic by the day.
Is this because of KRUŠIÇ?!
vale rune
@ashen cliff POGINUĆEŠ, HEJ KRISTJANE, OD SVOJIH GRKA I HRVATA!
ashen cliff
BRATE.
vale rune
I know what that voice will lead to.
vale rune
vale rune
Be me.
Master Croatian.
Master Cyrillic.
Automatically speak 12 languages.
ashen cliff
Can confirm.
vale rune
"Do you understand us?" "..yes"(in serbian)
Boja si Kurti.
Ne je SRPSKI genocid.
Genocid si SRBIJE.
ashen cliff
Bro. How much did you drink today?
ashen cliff
BS.
vale rune
Fuck do I look to you, Serbian?
ashen cliff
Yes.
meager tusk
I literally do not drink.
Albanian not drinking?
You're closer to Serbian than Albanian if you don't drink.
ashen cliff
<@219443401974611970> Get in here, Slovenian.
So. What is up bro?
vale rune
Not much bro.
As Vucic said, we plan to go back in Mitrovica.
Nov 6.
Ethnic tensions re-education.
Gotta let our main minority know in which state they reside.
little frost
bro
ashen cliff
Bro.
vale rune
You think I'm fucking around.
Quite literally, look at my PFP.
I did it once didn't I.
vale rune
ivory kite
“The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great sadness, you may feel as if you have been set aflame, not only because of the enormous pain but also because your sadness may spread over your life, like smoke from an enormous fire."
vale rune
ok.
ashen cliff
His bitch ass I think fell bad.
I do have to ask bro.
Are you more mad that I'm talking to your [future] girlfriend or that Roblox is still down?
ivory kite
Nonordinary discord user says "ok" to famous quote, instantly regrets it
meager tusk
He's not an ordinary discord user.
vale rune
*Nonordinary* discord user says "ok" to famous quote, instantly regrets it
I did regret interacting with Krušić, but that was when I met him.
meager tusk
He is an Albanian who uses PLIN instead of NXEMJE QENDRORE.
vale rune
I do have to ask bro.
Are you more mad that I'm talking to your [future] girlfr...
Both.
ashen cliff
I did regret interacting with Krušić, but that was when I met him.
Legit. Had to friend me twice!
vale rune
He is an Albanian who uses PLIN instead of NXEMJE QENDRORE.
Actually me, but not me.
vale rune
Slovene moment.
ashen cliff
It's true bro.
meager tusk
Kin was the one playing hard2get.
For Slovenians everyone is hard to get.
ashen cliff
Not true bro.
vale rune
Actual fact.
meager tusk
Except for EU funds.
vale rune
meager tusk
Those are easy to get for you.
ashen cliff
And that's all you need.
ashen cliff
How to get Balkan people?
Ez. Throw EU money at them.
meager tusk
Has to be EU money, too.
vale rune
Fact!
meager tusk
They just have to deal with getting it cause they're broke lol
ashen cliff
Even Serbia hates non-EU money.
Bro. That China town taking up 90% of New Beograd disagrees.
meager tusk
Bro. That China town taking up 90% of New Beograd disagrees.
Refer to my statement above.
They're just broke and desparately need it.
Even Russia isn't funding them anymore.
vale rune
Yet they demand Kosovo!
For what!
To make it a SHITHOLE like Kragujevac?
Already is, just not that bad.
ashen cliff
Yet they demand Kosovo!
Bro. They already have Kosovo. Just like we have Trst.
vale rune
Fact.
@meager tusk bro.
Daily reminder this motherfucker Krušić here has a state which has DISPUTED WATERS.
Right in the MIDDLE of the Adriatik.
meager tusk
Daily reminder this motherfucker Krušić here has a state which has DISPUTED WATE...
Motherfuckers took my water. Can't have shit in Slovenia - Krusic, probably
ashen cliff
Motherfuckers took my water. Can't have shit in Slovenia - Krusic, probably
Fact.
Now, we better move this to #politics bro.
vale rune
They straight up trashed it.
Actually sad.
Don't worry. We'll move this conversation to #announcements very soon.
ashen cliff
Kind of hard for us bro. Since we have to do both.
vale rune
Kind of hard for us bro. Since we have to do both.
Reform Jugosllavia just for another round.
ashen cliff
Non-Paper bro.
ashen cliff
Fact.
void void
wut
magic river
I wonder if the Oracle OpenJDK license means you just don't get security updates after 3 years unless you pay or if it means having it deployed at all after three years means you need to pay
toxic bone
Twitter
ashen cliff
https://twitter.com/RobloxUptime/status/1454946288085127171
@vale rune
limber knotBOT
yeah, definitly not from the last two years lmao
ashen cliff
Not enough pixels for it to be 2021.
marble lark
Politics is for w*sterners. We settle our disputes by wars.
Lmaoo
void void
hey jmp are you listening to goth money records
ripe sphinx
silver nexus
Father hooked me up with a walker with wheels
Fancy stuff
For Halloween
He’s a pastor
void void
silver nexus
That’s why he has it
meager tusk
<@460063403491328020>
he's devastated.
ashen cliff
Very.
silver nexus
It’s back up I think
meager tusk
It’s back up I think
Fuck.
silver nexus
Ye a few hours ago
meager tusk
Just as I thought my brother might start lifting weights with me out of boredom.
toxic bone
Ok!
worn ember
bold peak
Idk how old it is, no one’s wearing a mask
i've seen this meme years ago
it's definitely not from the covid era
marble lark
<a:pepeweebsmash:762291407955296307>
that was an emote i didn't know i needed
hidden harness
marble lark
i mean <#506018400078659585>
aight
viscid wedge
I like how there's an emote specifically dedicated to no Kotlin
kotlin is an insidious creation
toxic bone
wtf is a kotlin
viscid wedge
evil java
unkempt drift
I’m thinking no. All the world info is sent to the client, the client can render it however it wants, and a mod that lets you move around in the world you know about will always exist. You could limit view distance to like nothing, and then the client is only sent what’s right around it, but that hurts gameplay.
viscid wedge
Is there a plugin or way to detect if someone is using free cam?
it's entirely client-side in all sane clients, so no
chrome kite
jk
toxic bone
Yeah!!
unkempt drift
Oh I loved it
Super pumped that they greenlit a part 2.
It’s got a bit of that “ending in a weird spot” that lord of the rings had, but I def enjoyed watching it.
potent fossil
cool, I'm gonna try and watch it with my fiancee. She doesn't really like sci-fi all that much unless it's super in your face with a lot of action, so idk if she's going to like it. I hope so. She was kinda bummed when I mentioned it bc she watched the trailer and told me it looks boring when I felt hype
😔
unkempt drift
Well, it’s not super in your face with the action
It’s got amazing visuals, not a shot that doesn’t look stunning, and I quite like the story, bit of mysticism, prophecy, politics, etc.
south matrix
umm why isnt paper wet if it comes from the spigot
wispy blade
it's flying through the air
worthy geode
Maybe the Bukkit was empty
green edge
Who wants to help me test a firewall for slowly mitigating layer 7 minecraft attacks (botting)?
Been working on it, it's open source and almost ready for production
south matrix
i wonder why this got a bunch of downvotes in helpchat's sharing channel
green edge
Looks too good to be true ^
I've got a few replies in regards to that on Syscraft
then the guy joined and saw the antibot work
and he didn't say anything else
wispy blade
hosting your own git instance
green edge
Yeah, mainly for integration purposes
and SEO
and because I can control abuse, versus github where I can't
LagAssist for example, a product that I sell, is proprietary
green edge
i wonder why this got a bunch of downvotes in helpchat's sharing channel
Apparently it's not that bad
it's about 66% positive
green edge
I agree, but it's not a video where to get an opinion you just see a message
warm anchor
green edge
it's a product that you need to test to actually know if it's bullshit or not
now, in this community where 90% of things are BS, and since my claims are high
obviously it may look like a sham
warm anchor
You should post this on every MC discord you can find!
green edge
Wanted to see if somebody here is willing to help test
severe anchor
What papermc goal to do?
warm anchor
What papermc goal to do?
Performance and bug fixes
severe anchor
Oh nothing else? Alr i guess…
green edge
Not really
warm anchor
If it isn’t actively being viewed, it will be removed
lean kiln
Oh nothing else? Alr i guess…
also api
warm anchor
Also you get style points coz jmp patch 😉
severe anchor
Oh btw whats the difference between spigot and paper?
lean kiln
one is worth using
wispy blade
and it's not spigot
south matrix
and i'm not banned from paper's discord
lean kiln
but seriously there's a lot different, enumerating all of it would get tiring
theres like 1100+ patches counting api and server
wispy blade
if you're ever bored ^
severe anchor
So paper is much much much much much better then spigot?
wispy blade
yes
severe anchor
How do i get timings reports?
wispy blade
but you first gotta do /timings on, and wait a bit
warm anchor
Should be on by default dum Naomi 
wispy blade
@warm anchor :shokustare:
warm anchor
wispy blade
monkegame emotes are epix
like :376724P27:
i dont have nitro so you gotta join the discord lol
golden gust
yea, lok veri epic
void void
like :376724P27:
why do your emotes have numbers
wispy blade
😏
golden gust
The trick is to get your nitro paid for you
wispy blade
sez u
wispy blade
ok
warm anchor
Ok
wispy blade
why do your emotes have numbers
it's 376724, p27
void void
do I want to google that
wispy blade
he doesnt know
warm anchor
worn ember
Weebs
golden gust
||commie whore||
warm anchor
Naomi I am disappointed in your taste
wispy blade
blame the random button
warm anchor
Also it’s NNN
golden gust
I just realised something annoying which will probs piss off women even more
I was just walking around, and tried to put my phone in my pocket, and then I noticed that these PJ bottoms don't even have pockets, like, wtf
and the women are probs here right now, like, you can get pockets on PJs?! We don't even get pockets on our pants!
wispy blade
we have handbags
warm anchor
Yes 15 pound handbags
With 5 pounds worth of old receipts
Couldn’t possibly be Naomi
wispy blade
a reality check?
golden gust
Qveen Herby ❤️
wispy blade
dont have school on wednesday B)
warm anchor
Just punch 
worn ember
dont have school on wednesday B)
you dont have an entire week off now?
wispy blade
no i had that last week
worn ember
wispy blade
NL vacation days != BE vacation days
worn ember
Wow ur so smart
marble lark
NL vacation days != BE vacation days
I think you meant ist nicht
wispy blade
nicht gleich, sherman
worn ember
jajajaja ich dab on ze germans
marble lark
nicht gleich, sherman
Oh god did Elshout change syntax again
marble lark
jajajaja ich dab on ze germans
*Angry Mini noises
vernal moth
I like to think my english is better than that nowadays
golden gust
marginally
vernal moth
but better!
golden gust
hehe, butt
vernal moth
when even cat admits it, it has to be true
lmao I love intellij
moved a file around, went to change config values cause the url is configured there, IJ already changed it
❤️
golden gust
hai der eterni||titty||
warm anchor
But I don’t know original game so I am watching from a complete blind experience
warm anchor
My face of ending was 
golden gust
18 books
warm anchor
hai der eterni||titty||