general

[peak dirge]

[twin lagoon]

start working on cloudflare spectrum's minecraft protection

and crafthead

[peak dirge]

I'm going to be working on Cloudflare Workers, how many times do I have to remind you?

[twin lagoon]

it's practically the same shit

ok but crafthead falls under workers

[peak dirge]

running arbitrary JS code in hundreds of datacenters vs. being on the frontlines of blockgame drama

I know where I'd rather be

[twin lagoon]

the latter obviously

[peak dirge]

wrong

[void void]

blockgame drama is obviously more fun

[chrome cosmos]

yeahh bblock game

[toxic bone]

block

[peak dirge]

if I wanted to be in the middle of blockgame drama I would still be working for Noxcrew just sayin

[golden gust]

but, really

block game drama = best drama

[twin lagoon]

you left like 2 days before i joined

you literally hate me

:((((

[golden gust]

not hard

[twin lagoon]

cat u smell like cat piss & dog shit

[warm anchor]

You mean you dont want a client side lightmod but instead it's a mob and probably got horrid AI like villager and lags your server?? wow!

[peak dirge]

I got a more attractive offer, not hard for tech startups to lure me away

[golden gust]

checks knickers

Well, shit

[warm anchor]

[twin lagoon]

@warm anchor

[warm anchor]

Michael epic!

[peak dirge]

it didn't work out in the end, I would probably still be working with Noxcrew if I didn't leave, but I wasn't willing to have to get by on 70% of $40k after taxes

[toxic bone]

michepa

Micheal

[peak dirge]

FICA would have screwed me over big-time

[true canyon]

Wheee watching dotes

I'm so pro

[golden gust]

damn

ur so good people would thing that's all you do

[warm anchor]

lol you gonna watch both livestream later? MC live is coming up too

[true canyon]

I'm just in for dota. Minecraft will be Minecraft. 😄

[warm anchor]

xD

Disruptor mvp tbh

[true canyon]

No TI in 2 years, I gotta watch this!

[warm anchor]

once he gets aghs that's the real fun begins

[true canyon]

I want to see more fountain glimpsing

[warm anchor]

oh he got shard

nice buff

[true canyon]

REFRESHER DOOM TIME lol

[true canyon]

I love using that shard!

It's so goofy

Huge zapping range, intermittent speedboost, it's glorious.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good lord, 10k damage in one teamfight. I've had carry teammates do less in an entire game 🤣

[warm anchor]

yup lol

Dire has too many base defensethough its sitll gonna be hard for them to do any sport of reasonable push without a full wipe.

[true canyon]

Oh did you see this?

I did it!

Also seeing snapfire gobble up to rescue drow at the end was great! 😄

Also also this squeeeeeee

[warm anchor]

wow

[silver nexus]

5 minutes until MC live

excitement

[void void]

Isn't it 45 minutes?

[true canyon]

Couple minutes until Dota 2 talent match!

[silver nexus]

says 5 on the premiere for me

[golden gust]

Yea, starts at 5

Well

I just checked, they're basically doing a pretty like "starts at X" prestream page

[silver nexus]

ah

[golden gust]

oh

preshow starts in 5 minutes

[hexed dragon]

Yes there is always a preshow

[warm anchor]

zcat what you voting for??

[brave radish]

I didn't even read what the options are, guess I should go do that

[hexed dragon]

Playing with two mice?

[warm anchor]

This preshow is really for young kids lol

[hexed dragon]

Yeah

[void void]

i think i am addicted to changing my name

[vernal moth]

minecon live is for young kids

the game is for young kids

don't forget that

[void void]

surprise

[true canyon]

Get back to dota stream! English team just memed the teammate-not-grouphugging in the booth.

[warm anchor]

I am watching both rn LOL

[warm anchor]

does it mean I am young?

[plucky sparrow]

i fucking hate hCaptcha

[chrome cosmos]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQnfKoikihE

[plucky sparrow]

literally useless

pointless

[true canyon]

SirActionSlacks is truly a pro.

[plucky sparrow]

deserves all the hate in this world

im cryin

[chrome cosmos]

man the background narrotr is annoying

[void void]

you're watching the audio description version lol

[chrome cosmos]

i m srupid

[toxic bone]

dying on the inside at this minecraft pre show

[toxic bone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGKwHKSBtWA no you gotta watch the american sign language version

[plucky sparrow]

wtf is this minecraft live intro

[true canyon]

@warm anchor 😄

[toxic bone]

they changed out the sign language interpreter :((((((((

they just changed them out mid stream

[warm anchor]

lol yeah some say "he may play better without monitor

[vernal moth]

gotta take a break, lol

[warm anchor]

[vernal moth]

translating sign language live is such a horror job

[warm anchor]

couldnt they delay the stream?

[vernal moth]

that wouldn't be fair

also these interpreters do that for a living, for other stuff too

its fine

its just not an easy job

translating anything isn't easy I guess

but this is extra hard

[warm anchor]

I was thinking like 30 second delay that's enough for a live transcripter to type off screen for the interpreter to read and fuse the stream back together

[warm anchor]

but yeah its skill

[potent panther]

minecraft live in 2 minutes

https://youtu.be/w6zLprHHZOk

[chrome cosmos]

10 seocnds mob vote

started'

[potent panther]

corona

[cunning raft]

please do not send every single frame

[toxic bone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGKwHKSBtWA watch the asl version

[chrome cosmos]

no

[toxic bone]

live chat is amazing

[potent panther]

i vote allay because its useful for other stuff

[vernal moth]

like

[chrome cosmos]

lmao bots

[potent panther]

#gifs-and-memes

[waxen panther]

allay 🥱

[vernal moth]

better than the golem who is basically just a statue

[warm anchor]

first thing I do is turn off chat

[vernal moth]

Chat is disabled for this live stream.

[warm anchor]

huh it works for this one I am watching

[toxic bone]

its enabled on the asl version

[potent panther]

https://youtu.be/w6zLprHHZOk

there its enabled

[waxen panther]

performance guy performance guy performance guy

[warm anchor]

I too want to hear 50000 kids scream their favorite mobs

they are just spamming the name rn

[toxic bone]

​⚠The Allay can't open chests, Nor can it dupe items. If you give it an item and it can't find the item you gave it, It comes back empty handed. Vote golem, We might not get this chance again. ⚠

[vernal moth]

don't bring that shit here

[potent panther]

allay good

[vernal moth]

https://i.imgur.com/wQyxZE8.png

[quasi valley]

mfw the chat is just all allay

[plucky sparrow]

i thought the votes were split into copper golem & allay but hell

[warm anchor]

zzz

[plucky sparrow]

it is allay

[tropic flame]

allay and glare are useless lol

[plucky sparrow]

i agree

[cunning raft]

send it one more time

[tropic flame]

at least the golem could be used for some redstone contraptions maybe

[toxic bone]

its a stop sign now!!

[cunning raft]

[warm anchor]

allay is useless that's why it will win guys

[plucky sparrow]

they're all quite useless if you ask me

[tropic flame]

the way people just thought the allay could dupe items

holy shit

[potent panther]

#gifs-and-memes

[toxic bone]

moobloom 2021

[chrome cosmos]

ayya java bedrock terrain is now same

and seed

[plucky sparrow]

only terrain

[chrome cosmos]

java seed will look same in bedrock

[plucky sparrow]

vegetation is slightly different

[chrome cosmos]

good enough

[potent panther]

jeb

[plucky sparrow]

whos this dude

[void void]

lmao the chat

[plucky sparrow]

the spanish dude

[void void]

no se jaja

[potent panther]

https://youtu.be/zrkpXuVgGsU

this guy is worse than me

[plucky sparrow]

this eystreem dude is giving me anxiety

[void void]

one day i will have to answer for my actions

good thing thats not today

[potent panther]

you are the guy who typed that?

[vernal moth]

stop using this as your stream chat, keep that drama over there

[potent panther]

that chat is just spam of who are they going to vote

[void void]

make a thread

[silver nexus]

what the hell was that

[vernal moth]

you can talk about minecraft live here

[silver nexus]

allolotl

[vernal moth]

I just don't wanna see shit about dream or whatever

[potent panther]

thx

[worn ember]

Finally able to go party again after 2 years

[brave radish]

that butterfly makes me want to make mods instead of just plugins

[toxic bone]

moobloom 2021!!!

[plucky sparrow]

same

i'm considering switching to forge modding

or fabric

[potent panther]

papermc doesnt support mods ever

[void void]

Alligoxl >

[brave radish]

we know, and that's not a "yet" thing

[potent panther]

amoxoltl

[void void]

is it as easy to write forge/fabric mods in kotlin as it is in java

[plucky sparrow]

not sure because i'm normal

therefore i dont use kotlin

[void void]

= bae

[ripe sphinx]

❤️

[void void]

to each their own

[plucky sparrow]

[void void]

it's beautiful

I love the slight z-fighting

kotlin is just java if java was written in the 21st century

thats so cute lol

[plucky sparrow]

kotlin is just diarrhea

[golden gust]

Kotlin is love

Kotlin is life

[void void]

nah

[plucky sparrow]

no cat

[void void]

kotlin is hatred

[plucky sparrow]

[golden gust]

Okay, fine

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

[void void]

kotlin is legitimately enjoyable to write

imo

https://twitter.com/Minecraft/status/1449416023388606470

Minecraft (@Minecraft)

The Mob Vote is open! It's time pick your favorite: Glare, Allay or Copper Golem!

Vote now!

Twitter · Oct 16, 2021, 4:44 PM

[vernal moth]

ez

https://i.imgur.com/X9ACqrB.png

ok maybe twitter is broken

[void void]

it is

shows the same for me

[plucky sparrow]

refresh

[void void]

let's gooooo

[twin lagoon]

fucking hell dream

[wide chasm]

Yeah, don't think that automatically updates

[twin lagoon]

of course it's allay

[vernal moth]

normally it does

[silver nexus]

allay supremacy

[unkempt drift]

the allay is probably the most useful

[untold meadow]

allay unironically the best

[vernal moth]

what has dream to do with it?

it seems like allay is the only useful one, lol

[unkempt drift]

you can pretty much already do the stuff the copper golem does with other mobs/systems

[untold meadow]

i voted solely based on what one is the cutest

[warm anchor]

if you dont vote for golem you are not my friend

[wide chasm]

votes for allay

[void void]

🤝

[vernal moth]

why would I want a copper statue?

[plucky sparrow]

agree

[unkempt drift]

non-stackable item sorters are possible with the allay (probably)

[golden gust]

You do know you're voting the one to be yeeted?

[worn ember]

I don't even know what they do

[plucky sparrow]

why wouldnt you want a copper statue

[wide chasm]

At least Glare is at the bottom

[warm anchor]

let's add allay to bedrcok only

[vernal moth]

nice troll

[warm anchor]

thanks

[golden gust]

No, pretty sure that's what they said?

[warm anchor]

[void void]

i dont even be playin vanilla mc like that anymore so i dont really care abt gameplay mechanics

[golden gust]

Unless they said that they weren't doing that? er

[vernal moth]

"The Mob Vote is open! It's time pick your favorite: Glare, Allay or Copper Golem!"

[void void]

The Mob Vote is open! It's time pick your favorite: Glare, Allay or Copper Golem!

🤷 allay is cute

[warm anchor]

they are doing round 2 for 2 mobs

[golden gust]

oh, mfw

[warm anchor]

I think

[worn ember]

Can we vote cat out plz

[silver nexus]

allay is so cute

[void void]

cat was sus (imposter)

[warm anchor]

They will take out the lowest vote for a round 2?

[silver nexus]

and the most helpful

[warm anchor]

I hear that too zcat

[toxic bone]

moobloom was cute moobloom 2021

[void void]

pretty sure

[quasi valley]

There's blasphemous people like @warm anchor and @waxen panther that want to vote for the running copper rod

it's the weebs

[void void]

wtf

[waxen panther]

allay voters are idiots

[plucky sparrow]

HEY

[void void]

OI

[plucky sparrow]

I ALSO WANT COPPER GOLEM

[void void]

glare looks like it would steal my wallet

[toxic bone]

Shuttup

[plucky sparrow]

INCLUDE ME THERE TOO

[warm anchor]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[quasi valley]

?warn @waxen panther being wrong

[thorny flicker]

:raised_hands: Warned broccolai#7777 (being wrong) [2 total infractions] -- kennytv#9656.

[warm anchor]

LOL

[waxen panther]

my point proven

[vernal moth]

ftw 1 million votes in 5 minutes

[wide chasm]

kenny best mod

[vernal moth]

when the stream has 600k views

[quasi valley]

thanks

[plucky sparrow]

turn to copper golem

[waxen panther]

no avatar stef speakin up huh 🙄

[unkempt drift]

wonder if twitter notices this, or stepped up their voting infrastructure for a day or smth

[wide chasm]

Might not have an avatar, but I have the right opinion

[untold meadow]

ur an idiot allay is cute unlike you

[toxic bone]

stef set a profile picture its for your own good

[waxen panther]

kezz is dead to me

[plucky sparrow]

why would i want some fly to pick up my items???

[untold meadow]

bc it's cute

[plucky sparrow]

is not cute

[void void]

it is

its so cute

it literally dances to music

[plucky sparrow]

its terrible

[vernal moth]

they use scala microservices for everything, scaling is automatic

[void void]

knenwald, can we get another warn in here

[plucky sparrow]

parrots already do that

[toxic bone]

Stop

[plucky sparrow]

never

turn to copper golem before its too late

[void void]

just get a chicken and a pressure plate

smh my heaed

head*

[plucky sparrow]

shut up

i'm shutting down our autumn host

you suck

[void void]

:(

[plucky sparrow]

can't believe you'd vote for such an ugly and useless mob

[void void]

chicken on pressure plate 🤔

[toxic bone]

its inhumane and dap is a peta activist

[void void]

😳

[golden gust]

people eating tasty animals?

[chrome cosmos]

wow india timiezone is trsh

[toxic bone]

thats actually terrifying

[void void]

top 10 scariest papermc moments

[plucky sparrow]

i will be torturing all of the allays i find

i'll create an allay torture chamber

and i'll leave it on 24/7 for anyone to join the server and see

[void void]

i'll create a dap torture chamber

[formal turret]

nice, allay is winning

i thought glare would be 2nd place though

[chrome cosmos]

nice

[toxic bone]

i dont like the politics channel because in there i have to send an actual constructive message

[void void]

I can't just say "nah" ^

[whole prawn]

hey guys did you know mojang loves mod creators apparently

[toxic bone]

theres also a lot of arguments in that channel :(

[void void]

only bedrock modders

[plucky sparrow]

i only have the good channels unhidden

[void void]

[limber knot]

they are kinda forced to

[hexed dragon]

It ended on my phone.

[limber knot]

if it weren't for mods minecraft would be less popular

[whole prawn]

what bedrock modders? dont you mean marketplace partners creating the new skyblock ultra plus -

[toxic bone]

skyblock ultimate 2021 plus (islands)

[void void]

that'll be 69 minebucks™️

[chrome cosmos]

lmao
mojang does not ccare about java modders

[plucky sparrow]

minecraft marketplace sucks

[void void]

twidder backend go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[limber knot]

they do care. The java modders have a considerable lobby

[chrome cosmos]

go down twitter

[plucky sparrow]

imagine paying for texture packs

[void void]

or skins

or mods

or maps

[whole prawn]

its a good idea on paper,
in practice 99% of the content is trash

[vernal moth]

yeah

imagine supporting creators

who would do that

[brave radish]

it's Mojang's decision that Paper still exists, and it's their decision to give us actual mappings

[toxic bone]

mojang please bring back moobloom

[void void]

remember kids, when you run out of ideas to monetize your game just make your own in-game currency and a cosmetic marketplace

[marble lark]

when has a mob from a vote ever been useful aside from being cool or cute

[void void]

the foxes?

[plucky sparrow]

foxes are useless

[marble lark]

from the way the trailer was worded my first impression was that it would search the entire world for a block related to the item you gave it and then mine it

[plucky sparrow]

i'll burn any i find

[void void]

how are you going to host that if you shut down our autumn host?

[marble lark]

well they're cute

[void void]

[marble lark]

and they also massacre Village animals :/

[plucky sparrow]

ill get a server on server.pro

[void void]

p e r f o r m a n c e

[toxic bone]

shuttup

[plucky sparrow]

stop

you're obsessed with me

like literally it scares me seeing you type

90% of the time you will just hate crime me

[void void]

https://twitter.com/Minecraft/status/1449420162856333312

Minecraft (@Minecraft)

In third place it’s the Glare, we guess you aren’t as afraid of the dark as we are? That leaves the Allay and the Copper Golem going head-to-head in the final round!

Vote for your winner now!

Twitter · Oct 16, 2021, 5:01 PM

[unkempt drift]

literally allay destroying

[toxic bone]

trump or biden for new minecraft mob

[void void]

owo

STOP THE COUNT!

[plucky sparrow]

fix urself

[toxic bone]

owo

[meager tusk]

allay is cute

[plucky sparrow]

copper golem is actually fighting hard

[unkempt drift]

copper golems, actually useless

[void void]

400k votes already

[void void]

i would legitimately like to see danny devito added to minecraft

[plucky sparrow]

not useless

[void void]

it is

[void void]

chicken and pressure plate

[unkempt drift]

100%, the results of their behaviors can be replicated with other existing systems

[silver nexus]

you mean the aging, less efficient, uglier redstone clock?

[unkempt drift]

you literally can't sort some unstackable items

but with the allay, you could

[plucky sparrow]

i'll create a plugin to just stop allays from spawning

[void void]

https://i.noah.pm/Qie9Fa.png poggggg

[unkempt drift]

you can already do anything the copper golem has been advertised to do

[plucky sparrow]

yea but it's better when a small copper strong boy does it

[vernal moth]

allay is the only remotely useful one

[void void]

allay best

[toxic bone]

:(

[void void]

:<

[golden gust]

I just wanna find a way to turn it into a flying floaty fuck

[marble lark]

command blocks + armour stand + pressure plate

[hexed dragon]

make it invisible.

[whole prawn]

when some bedrock official servers run paper (or a fork) with geyser, what other choice do you have

[golden gust]

I already made vexes invisible when they attack you

[plucky sparrow]

omg yes! I'll make them pop while they're flying!

[wide chasm]

Ah yes, remember vexes

[grand pewter]

was kinda interested in seeing the glare but allay is also fine

[void void]

you monster

[plucky sparrow]

glare's only useful in bedrock

[void void]

the wild update?

what's that 👀

[plucky sparrow]

you will love it!

[grand pewter]

i mean f3 exists but glare would be kinda nice to not have to look at light values

[plucky sparrow]

i'll preinstall it on all of our summer host servers

[ashen cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/piss-cow-mooblom-minecraft-minecraft-cow-minecraft-flowers-gif-18703385

[void void]

autumn host*

[hexed dragon]

The wild update is the next update

[plucky sparrow]

my bad

[potent panther]

wild update

[warm anchor]

The Wild™️ UpDATE

[void void]

deep dark cities?

[marble lark]

which is why they released obfuscation mappings apparently

[void void]

👀

[golden gust]

Install on test server, summon a vex, thank me later

[whole prawn]

woo another useless structure

[silver nexus]

i think they look cool

[marble lark]

(Side note: Sometime around when Mojang released mappings for Java they nuked the stacktraces for bedrock edition so it no longer gave modders valuable info)

[void void]

why is it so big lol

[golden gust]

kotlin stdlib

[plucky sparrow]

kotlin?

[marble lark]

if it was already hard to mod Bedrock at its core it would be pretty much near impossible now

[plucky sparrow]

ew

[void void]

^ something we can agree on

[brave radish]

vexes are already the only thing actually hard to fight lol

why make them harder

[golden gust]

Erm

A discussion evolved into how I'd make them more assholish

and, erm, so I erm, threw something together for the keks of it

[whole prawn]

just give the vexes bows and skeleton AI

[marble lark]

flint and steel

[hexed dragon]

yay allay won

[golden gust]

burning vexes?

[void void]

poggg

[golden gust]

What would PETA say?

[brave radish]

how would that work?

light the ground around you?

[marble lark]

well

it worked for me

[brave radish]

also not the best idea when you fight them in a woodland mansion

[plucky sparrow]

is there any cute pop sound in minecraft

[void void]

eh, it'll be fine

[void void]

don't you dare

[golden gust]

burn it down to the ground?

Sounds like a good stratergy, tbqh

works for spiders

[plucky sparrow]

might use explosion sound with highest pitch

[silver nexus]

ayy Allay is locked in

[plucky sparrow]

as soon as the allay tries to pick up an item, it will cutely explode

[golden gust]

god, reminds me of amnesia

[grand pewter]

lmao the warden

the model moves too much is this even minecraft

[whole prawn]

damn i really wish the darkness wasnt a fuckin potion effect so it could be configurable or something

[golden gust]

they're just call status effects

No surprise that they implemented with that

[grand pewter]

i mean its probably better if its not actually something handled by lighting lol

[void void]

would probably be very laggy ^

[brave radish]

and... just stupid

[void void]

that too

[formal turret]

that's some nice concept art

[whole prawn]

and the final game wont look as good ever

anyway im surprised the chest boat made it out of the biome vote instead of being canned forever

[grand pewter]

ah yes the chest boat

because people already use chest carts too

well i guess it's slightly better

[whole prawn]

ehh, chest carts cant be travelled in and are locked to rails

[grand pewter]

yeah

[void void]

florida is getting representation in minecraft 🙏

mangroves

[spare stone]

but hOw aboUt perfOrmancE

[whole prawn]

performance of what exactly

[void void]

mangroves

[spare stone]

everything

[void void]

async mangroves

[spare stone]

yEs

[void void]

/j

yes

[spare stone]

Async chest boats

[whole prawn]

performance isnt new content so it doesnt matter - mojang, probably

[vernal moth]

chest boats are job security for paper

who else is gonna fix the dupes 😂

[spare stone]

lmao

[void void]

lmao

omg they're adding frogs

[vernal moth]

not at all, mojang did ton of stuff this update for performance

[whole prawn]

froggers

[grand pewter]

rabbits 2.0

[formal turret]

frog?

[austere ivy]

renewable claaaay

[hexed dragon]

frogs for snapshot day?

[spare stone]

no, more lag

[void void]

lmao

[formal turret]

async fireflies

[void void]

async fireflies

😂

[plucky sparrow]

LOL

[whole prawn]

glorified particles

[spare stone]

i believe they are actual entities cause frogs can eat them

[grand pewter]

yes just what we needed, entity count increase in the form of something barely visible

[void void]

tadpoles

hmmm

frog variants

hmm

[whole prawn]

its probably particles, or am i giving mojang too much credit

[void void]

snowy frogs
lmao what

[spare stone]

frogs can actually target them, is it possible to target particles D:

[grand pewter]

brrrr

[whole prawn]

might just be blindly aiming at the particle spot idk

[grand pewter]

that sounds hopeful lol

[true canyon]

Should be doable yeah.

[warm anchor]

https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/illuminations

[marble lark]

guys I missed it what's the update about

[meager tusk]

they're probably just going to be particles that get removed from frogs or something

[warm anchor]

this mod does it way better

[spare stone]

i hope so

[grand pewter]

i hope they're just particles lol

[void void]

"The Wild Update"

[twin lagoon]

IDRIZ BRO!

[marble lark]

ah

[warm anchor]

entities coz frog food

[marble lark]

sounds nice

[grand pewter]

oh yeah good point

[meager tusk]

BRO!

[warm anchor]

50000 entities

[grand pewter]

lmao

[warm anchor]

lagging

[marble lark]

Savanna biome was chosen I'm guessing?

[void void]

huh?

[vernal moth]

DRAIN THE SWAM!

[grand pewter]

its ok fireflies won't spawn cause people already have ambient: 0 in their config

we good

[marble lark]

(I'm too lazy to go to the livestream and watch from the start sorry)

[warm anchor]

LOL

FUCKING BATS

USELESS SHIT

[tropic flame]

I love to know that mojang employees actually play the game on their free time

I mean i've seen my fair share of people here saying they don't and are only into development nowadays lol

[spare stone]

i can already see the fireflies: false option in paper.yml

[void void]

lmfao

true

[marble lark]

I was making an educated guess on which biome is going to be updated in this new update

:P

[void void]

uhhh a ton of them are getting updated

[vernal moth]

not gonna happen

[void void]

birch forests, swamps, etc etc

[tropic flame]

just use worldguard to restrict fireflies in the global region lol

[marble lark]

well I only develop my Paper fork for myself and friends to play if that counts

problem is I can't keep up with Paper and Mojang's updates lmao

[tropic flame]

but you still play it casually, don't you?

that was kind of my point

[vernal moth]

I have never really played this game

its boring

[marble lark]

Well

[tropic flame]

see what i mean? @marble lark

[marble lark]

I refused to play the game every time it updated until my patches were in the code

there are some vanilla mechanics I can't stand lel

[vernal moth]

paper updates are like the only time I open the game nowadays

[warm anchor]

zzz

allay zzz

[tropic flame]

copper golem would actually be useful to randomly fire redstone contraptions

but nooOOO ALLAY IS CUTE LET'S VOTE FOR IT

[grand pewter]

useful

randomly

[spare stone]

pathfinding to the dropped items! lol

[grand pewter]

hmmm

[tropic flame]

yes, these two are not mutually exclusive

you might very well wish to have a sort of "random" timer contraption

[grand pewter]

i mean is there no other way to randomly fire redstone?

[tropic flame]

maybe in a wipeout type of map

i have no idea

[grand pewter]

i dont really do redstone but i couldn't believe if it doesnt already exist

[tropic flame]

yeah the allay is literally useless in singleplayer, and in multiplayer it's just to steal items from others lol

[marble lark]

that reminds me

[spare stone]

place a cow on bunch of pressure plates lol

[marble lark]

what pathfinding system does Mojang use for Minecraft?

doesn't seem to be A*

[vernal moth]

pretty sure it is

if you wann alook at the code, Pathfinder#findPath

been a while since I saw a* tho, so idk

[marble lark]

ah thanks

was kind of wanting to make pathfinding better in a PR but never got around to it

[untold copper]

OMG!!!!! BOATS WITH CHEST??? WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT????

[marble lark]

that's really one of the biggest issues I have with the game

[untold copper]

i am disappointed

[void void]

Pretty sure it's A*

[marble lark]

the only info I could find was that MC allegedly uses a fork of this algorithm but that's pretty much it: https://www.gdcvault.com/play/1025320/Hierarchical-Dynamic-Pathfinding-for-Large

[vernal moth]

not sure its hierarchical at all

[foggy veldt]

Lol did they add that? Seems useful but I can’t wait to see what fun dupe glitches that’ll bring

[marble lark]

I can't really find anything else about it, but what strikes me is how similar both game environments look

Can't say in good faith that it isn't based off said code

probably gon look at it later

[brave radish]

oh thanks Mojang

just looked up and now I'm already seeing my server crash from someone putting 5,000 fireflies in a chunk

[grand pewter]

epic performance

[marble lark]

wut

[vernal moth]

don't most people disable ambient entities?

[warm anchor]

Yeah it’s gonna be a new category!

Above-ground-ambient

[foggy veldt]

Did they announce the 1.18 release date yet

[warm anchor]

Yes tomorrow you hear it here first

[vernal moth]

one or two months

[foggy veldt]

I’m so tired I first read that as they’re announcing it tomorrow

[brave radish]

I mean that's fair lol

[whole prawn]

”2022”

[formal turret]

wasn't that 1.19?

[vernal moth]

no?

1.19 is 2022

[marble lark]

I'm just waiting for an Aether update after all dimensions are done

pleas Mojang

kekw

[brave radish]

which really is no more info than we already had cuz they said before the holidays

[whole prawn]

is it really even 1.18 if its 1.17 part two

[grand pewter]

yeah last i heard 1.18 is planned for end of year

[marble lark]

(Yeah you don't have to tell me that it isn't happening I know)

[vestal jasper]

Was gonna say I think the end cities was them "updating" that

Even though the end changes hardly compare to what they changed and added in the Netherlands

Ok thanks autocorrect

Nether*

[low niche]

did mojang really just copy paper's view distance patch

[void void]

bedrock already had it

https://twitter.com/Minecraft/status/1449431939950186500 👀

Minecraft (@Minecraft)

It might be a little while before you can actually meet the Allay in game, but at least you can wear your winner right now!

Check out our Allay collection on the Minecraft Shop:

↣ https://t.co/SQqHZxB7iV ↢

Twitter · Oct 16, 2021, 5:47 PM

poor glare didn't even get a chance 😢

[silver nexus]

1 or two months

[left swift]

[south matrix]

Wow, nitro free? Sounds too good to be true!

[left swift]

You all needed a little bit it pokimane in your lives

[plucky sparrow]

would've rather had the glare than the stupid allay

at least the glare is cute

[foggy veldt]

Mojang adding paper patches = good

[vernal moth]

woo

"© Copyright 2021, PaperMC Contributors. Revision 8a69cd83. Last updated on Oct 16, 2021."

docs say now when they where last updated

https://paper.readthedocs.io/en/latest/server/configuration.html

see footer

yeah I expected it to remove revision too but I don't mind, lol

[marble lark]

End Update v2?

lel

though it's not 100% impossible given the end update was before Mojang decided to overhaul every existing dimension

they might just look at 1.9 update and be like "Wow that's pathetic"

[jovial plover]

GUYS I GOT BAVA
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/508562150651068416/899001040802824232/unknown.png

[potent fossil]

I, quite literally, could not give a fuck

anyway hello

[void void]

hi simple

[south matrix]

I feel like I'm overlooking something: I want to find a Minecraft account by the username it used to have. However, NameMC only shows other accounts that used to have the same username when the username is currently taken. Is there any way to find the account that used to have a certain username even if that username is not currently taken?

[void void]

pretty sure you can just search the old name?

[potent fossil]

really? it only shows the history when the name isn't currently taken?

that sounds like a bug

[south matrix]

That's the problem, if it's not taken NameMC shows "available" and no further info

[brave radish]

However, NameMC only shows other accounts that used to have the same username when the username is currently taken.
That is not true; NameMC just doesn't know who had it in the past in that case

[void void]

doesn't for me

[void void]

Does the mojang api not return that?

[potent fossil]

i guess that could mean that they never got queried for it before

[void void]

do they just rely on caching?

[potent fossil]

so not cached

[brave radish]

The Mojang API only gives the name history of a UUID, you can't ask it who ever had a name

[south matrix]

Never mind it does work I'm just really stupid and didn't scroll down

[brave radish]

so you would have to check every single valid UUID to know who had it

[left swift]

Hiiii simple

[potent fossil]

the color corrections i did on my monitor have changed everything just slightly everywhere but it everything just looks so much more clear and vibrant

i can't believe my monitors were so fuckily set lmao

also hi mana

[void void]

This better?

[waxen panther]

No

[void void]

ok

reddit it is then

[plucky sparrow]

wanna get matching pfps? 🥺 👉 👈

[void void]

yes 🥺
👉 👈

[golden gust]

||That some tip to tip action there?||

[void void]

||yes 🥺
👉 👈||

[plucky sparrow]

you choose the pfps 🥺 👉 👈

[void void]

beautiful

[plucky sparrow]

you're just jealous 🥺

[golden gust]

i'd prefer to huggle mini

[void void]

No wait

They have to be one of those anime matching pfps that don't make sense unless they're next to each other in a vc

[plucky sparrow]

like this? 🥺 👉 👈

[void void]

perfect

[golden gust]

Kobayashi and Tohru?!

[plucky sparrow]

or this?

[arctic cargo]

gay

[void void]

yes

[void void]

it's perfect

[plucky sparrow]

you go first 🥺

[little frost]

ah yes, paper general

[void void]

what did I just set my pfp to

[plucky sparrow]

🥺

[void void]

👉 👈

[little frost]

had to turn on cozy just for this

[void void]

lmao these are dream smp members

only just realized

[plucky sparrow]

wait

are they

[void void]

https://www.reddit.com/r/dreamsmp/comments/kawonk/these_were_originally_made_as_matching_pfps_for/

[plucky sparrow]

EW WTF

[magic river]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hulu-cbs-sabrina-the-teenage-witch-3o7TKwmnDgQb5jemjK

[plucky sparrow]

going back to wanda

[void void]

wow

[plucky sparrow]

just get a Vision pfp 🥺 👉 👈

[void void]

get a better matching pfp 🥺 👉 👈

[plucky sparrow]

you get them 🥺 👉 👈

[warm anchor]

[toxic bone]

Mario Kart

[toxic bone]

rude

[plucky sparrow]

couldn't you get something worse? 🥺

[void void]

I love how this is the first thing you get when you google matching pfps furry

[plucky sparrow]

it's the first thing i got when i googled reddit matching pfps

[void void]

lmao

it is for me too

[plucky sparrow]

ill be the right

[toxic bone]

protogens are ILLEGAL

[void void]

what is a protogen

[little frost]

reddit loves their protogens

[void void]

The indian antivirus?

[void void]

🥺 👉 👈

[plucky sparrow]

it's not letting me 🥺

[toxic bone]

i dont know how to explain it

[void void]

are you getting ratelimited?

[plucky sparrow]

yes 🥺

discord is against our relationship 🥺

[void void]

It should tell you when you can try again in the devtools network tab 🥺 👉 👈

[plucky sparrow]

there

[toxic bone]

oh nooooo

[void void]

there you go 🥺 👉 👈

[plucky sparrow]

🥺 👉 👈 ily

[toxic bone]

nooooo

stop this madness

[plucky sparrow]

i'm putting you in my bio 🥺

[toxic bone]

noooooo

[void void]

same 🥺

[void void]

wow

why are you against our relationship

[plucky sparrow]

jealousy 🥺

[void void]

🥺 👉 👈

[toxic bone]

Shuttup

I hope you wake up tomorrow with no pillow

[void void]

:(

[plucky sparrow]

softly hits him

[toxic bone]

i hate this server

[void void]

oh no

jroy is typing

[plucky sparrow]

LOL

[toxic bone]

jrory

[plucky sparrow]

why's everyone against our precious relationship 🥺

[toxic bone]

i am Crying

[void void]

I am too

so happy rn

[plucky sparrow]

same :d

[toxic bone]

Dap you can't even walk

I hope your head explodes

[void void]

wow

[plucky sparrow]

stop hating us

[toxic bone]

Same goes to you noah

[void void]

stop hating on us please

[toxic bone]

Ok!

[void void]

wait, really?

[limber knot]

These pathetic mob votes should get banned

[plucky sparrow]

even jroy is scared of us

🥺

[void void]

👉 👈

[toxic bone]

Jroy started typing then stopped

[plucky sparrow]

he had a brain failure midway

[toxic bone]

should've used this one smh

[void void]

[void void]

This one is clearly the best

[toxic bone]

no

[plucky sparrow]

when are we marrying 💍 🥺 ⁉️

[void void]

Tomorrow, in #289587909638488064

[plucky sparrow]

omg

🥺

@wispy blade you're invited

[void void]

i love how simple also started and stopped typing

just like jroy, he is scared

Noah why weeb pfp only on paper discord server????

[wispy blade]

@plucky sparrow @void void that's not allowed on roblox

[potent fossil]

not scared

just disturbed

[golden gust]

naomi? ew.

[void void]

cat, you're invited too

[plucky sparrow]

you too are invited cat

[void void]

am only 50% weeb

[plucky sparrow]

i'll get you a seat where no one can bother you cat

[void void]

anime? or marriage?

ah this paired avatars

[plucky sparrow]

we can find a marriage tycoon on roblox

dont worry 🥺

[void void]

lmao

mine craft is definetly better

poor geolykt doesn't understand what is going on

[plucky sparrow]

@wispy blade would you host our wedding?

on monke server

[void void]

https://www.roblox.com/games/95629679/Marriage-Church

[plucky sparrow]

🥺

[plucky sparrow]

is under review

[magic river]

I thought roblox banned marriage

[void void]

looks like we'll have to go to monkegame then

[magic river]

And holding hands, kissing, etc

[void void]

wow

how dare they

[limber knot]

Noah: Yes, I have no idea what's happening

[plucky sparrow]

else i can just get a server.pro server

🥺

[void void]

Looks like you'll have to open discord to find out

[potent fossil]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnI4CGjeVOM

[plucky sparrow]

i'll code a wedding plugin 🥺

[void void]

🥺 👉 👈

[magic river]

https://www.dexerto.com/gaming/roblox-tos-update-banning-kissing-and-handholding-leaves-players-baffled-1670339/

[limber knot]

Noah: I already have it open

[magic river]

I think marriage might still be a thing?

[void void]

LMAO

[grave veldt]

cool now fuck

[plucky sparrow]

https://www.roblox.com/games/1068523756/Church

[toxic bone]

that game is a nightmare

[potent fossil]

my niece plays that roblox shit and ngl i had no idea some of the shit people were doing on there and im disturbed

[void void]

that's part of the marriage plugin

[potent fossil]

i hope she isnt partaking in any of it

[magic river]

My niece plays this shit too, it's why I know anything about it

[toxic bone]

the amount of people actually doing stuff like that on roblox is extremely low

[plucky sparrow]

where are we going to spend our honeymoon? 🥺

[toxic bone]

you have to go out and specifically look for it to see it

[potent fossil]

she's showed me a few times and she had like a house or something with her friend and she could work as a pizza delivery driver and stuff lol

[golden gust]

God, I remember all of the like, tycoon servers

[potent fossil]

but, yea

[magic river]

She was doing that kind of shit on there with a 19 year old who was trying to blackmail her by threatening to tell her mom that he existed (uh...)

[toxic bone]

noah and dap are getting married???

[potent fossil]

jesus fucking christ amaranth

[void void]

kyori discord

[potent fossil]

i dont even wanna think about that

[void void]

jesus christ

[grave veldt]

I rember i fucked someone with marriage plugin and i got venereal disease

[golden gust]

I mean, it's literally any platform with unmonitored youngsters these days

[plucky sparrow]

can we send the ip of our wedding server here cat?

[golden gust]

Part of why many companies like mojang are tryna step down on this shit a bit due to all the regulation in the like, works

[toxic bone]

when is the wedding

[plucky sparrow]

tomorrow

[toxic bone]

am i invited

[plucky sparrow]

depends

what are you gifting us

[toxic bone]

dirt block minecraft

[plucky sparrow]

@void void should we invite him? 🥺

[toxic bone]

i will give 7 dirt blocks

[void void]

he can sit next to leaf

in the furry corner

[toxic bone]

:(((((

[toxic bone]

:(

[magic river]

Did Mojang just bump the height increase again?

https://twitter.com/Minecraft/status/1449406273494077441

Minecraft (@Minecraft)

We want the Deep Dark, and its warden inhabitants, to be as deep, dark and scary as possible; that’s why we’re moving these features to our 2022 update.

Just be sure to stay tuned for the whole show to learn more, and see the BIG reveal of everything new coming to Minecraft!

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49692

Twitter · Oct 16, 2021, 4:05 PM

[toxic bone]

i made an alt minecraft account with my main microsoft a few months ago and it wont let me move my main mojang to the microsoft

[magic river]

Yeah you're screwed, you have to make an alt microsoft account for your main Minecraft account

[plucky sparrow]

@heady spear I severely hate you but you're still invited to our wedding 🥺

you can sit next to cat

[void void]

same for @waxen panther 🥺

[waxen panther]

hello

I am at the cinema

I have no time for weddings

[void void]

you can sit next to city

[waxen panther]

City smells

[void void]

it's either that, or the furry corner

[plucky sparrow]

do not worry

its tomorrow

[waxen panther]

Sorry I am at the cinema for 3 days

[plucky sparrow]

rude

[toxic bone]

why am i banished to the furry corner

this is discrimination!!!!

[plucky sparrow]

it is

[void void]

[void void]

Don't worry

it's a fun place

[plucky sparrow]

who will be our marriage officiant 🥺

[heady spear]

smell my balls

[waxen panther]

No thank you

[void void]

Michale

[plucky sparrow]

is it even coming to our wedding?

[magic mesa]

wedding?

[void void]

yes 🥺

[toxic bone]

i knew dap would get married one day!

[plucky sparrow]

i did not

[toxic bone]

it was all so sudden

[void void]

we have been edating for an hour 🥺

[magic mesa]

[plucky sparrow]

i felt a strong connection with you since i met you though 🥺

[void void]

especially since we both love the allay <3

[cunning raft]

this channel gets worse by each day

[magic mesa]

Agreed

[plucky sparrow]

dont worry jroy you're invited

[faint crystal]

+1

[dusk marten]

at least this is not spigot

[toxic bone]

who is attending the wedding?

[faint crystal]

Discord stage channel wedding when?

[magic mesa]

Sure depends when and where

[faint crystal]

everybody

[void void]

@ mods make it happen

[magic river]

You could fix that...

[faint crystal]

pog

[nimble depot]

this is a enterprise grade infiniband, a par of fast seon golds, intel optane and yet the transfer rate is shit

[magic mesa]

Huh interesting

[plucky sparrow]

wasn't it taking place in our minecraft server? 🥺

[faint crystal]

thanks felenov

[void void]

Felenov is invited to the wedding too 🥺

[cunning raft]

you're right

[nimble depot]

what?

[plucky sparrow]

it will be much more magical there

[nimble depot]

where

give IP

[cunning raft]

from now on we will require birth certificates to talk

[faint crystal]

both?

[toxic bone]

i will attend the wedding in proper attire

[left swift]

My birth certificate is from hawaii

[dusk marten]

what about the bots?

[void void]

We'll have a thousand alloys at our wedding @plucky sparrow

[nimble depot]

I am just trying to get my garbage to my storage so I can download and watch trainspotting I upscaled to 4K

[left swift]

Bot lives dont matter

[faint crystal]

electroniccat can't talk anymore because he is a robot and robots don't have birth certificates

[limber knot]

welp, off I go then

[faint crystal]

my man just switched to irc for this joke

[void void]

@plucky sparrow ? 🥺 👉 👈

[limber knot]

wait what does the bridge do with per server pfps

[dusk marten]

I always have both open, just an alt-tab away

You need to have the same nickname on IRC as you would here

[plucky sparrow]

yes honey? 🥺

[void void]

^

[plucky sparrow]

isn't an alloy a mix of metals?

[void void]

allays*

my bad

played too much mindustry

[dusk marten]

I would have guessed stellaris, so close

[faint crystal]

what's allay?

[limber knot]

paper minecraft

[dusk marten]

it's better if you do not know

[faint crystal]

ohh

[toxic bone]

how do you set a pfp in irc

[void void]

@plucky sparrow it'll be beatiful

[magic mesa]

Thanks simple

[dusk marten]

wth simple

[plucky sparrow]

We can have hundreds of vexs flying around!

[void void]

Thank you simple

[plucky sparrow]

I'll make them pop, just like allays 🥺

[golden gust]

god damned old prune

[void void]

We'll use cat's plugin

[void void]

wait what

[golden gust]

Who the fuck taught this simple dude to turn on a computer?

[left swift]

Did simple just accidentally dump his whole photo album in chat

[void void]

do you hate allays?

[void void]

I think so lol

[left swift]

Man if only we got some feet pics too

[dusk marten]

Simple, are you alive?

[void void]

it's just random math stuff plus a birth cirtifcate

certificate*

[golden gust]

?unmute @potent fossil

[thorny flicker]

:raised_hands: Unmuted simple#5957 [1 total infraction] -- electronicboy#8869.

[potent fossil]

sorry i meant to send ONE (1) picture

[void void]

lol

[plucky sparrow]

what would happen if i did...

[potent fossil]

and i am a stupid idiot

i will accept the sh ame

[void void]

did he get automuted?

[golden gust]

dw

He did this on IRC too

Only, with IRC, it just sends the base64 of the image

[void void]

I'd call off the wedding

[left swift]

Make the bot not mute him until it gets to the feet album next time cat

[magic mesa]

[potent fossil]

and yes warship muted me

[plucky sparrow]

Oh! I absolutely love allays! I just think it'd be better if they randomly popped!

[potent fossil]

before it sent ALL 18 PAGES

[golden gust]

So, just picture this, IRC servers often have rate restrictions, and IRC clients are told about those limits, and so they like, keep it in a buffer and slowly drain it

and so, if you send like, an 2Mb image, it sends that 2MB image encoded as base64 split into dozens of messages

[potent fossil]

i just wanted to respond to jroy's comment about the birth certificate

but now my life is ruined

[void void]

How could you >:(

[void void]

oh no

[golden gust]

So, you mute the poor peep, and like, you've just gotta wait until they tell you in another channel that they've restarted their client or it's finished, or, just periodically unmute and remute until they've drained that buffer

[left swift]

This is jroys fault