general

[chrome cosmos]

i enjoyed enigmatica 6

[vernal moth]

Build craft always was my fav mod

[marble lark]

unless you count Optifine as a proper mod and not just a performance booster

[wispy blade]

project ozone 2 ❤️

[chrome cosmos]

modpack

[marble lark]

man has 145 repositories

xd

[wispy blade]

i just made my 13th today

[vernal moth]

My first mods aren't even on GitHub

Nor are my first Bukkit projects

[wispy blade]

mine are 👀

[warm anchor]

The question now is do you still have it mini

[vernal moth]

I entered this community when hMod still was a thing ^^

[warm anchor]

The first bukkit project I mean

[vernal moth]

I have some shit on Dropbox still, yes

[warm anchor]

Lol should revisit

[vernal moth]

And I have old hard drives around, I never delete data

[wispy blade]

oh yeah dropbox is a thing

[vernal moth]

I did everything in Dropbox back in the days ^^

[left swift]

Dropbox was cats nickname in highschool

[vernal moth]

I even ran my server in Dropbox

[warm anchor]

People email themselves and keep file in attachment before

[limber knot]

"what is FTP?"

[magic river]

I used gmailfs for a while back in the day, I bet that stuff is still in there...

[marble lark]

I didn't even use Dropbox back then I just zipped everything when I needed to transfer it lmao

[magic river]

Not that I have the tools to read it anymore

[limber knot]

I just used floppies 👀

[magic river]

gmailfs would have been like 2005 I think

floppies weren't a thing anymore 😛

(I still had piles of floppies and only one USB stick)

[void void]

g-whatnow?

[limber knot]

well I'm talkin about pre 2000 lol

[warm anchor]

You mean the thing copied from common save icon?

[magic river]

Can't remember if that stick was 256MB or 16MB...

[warm anchor]

/s

[magic river]

https://github.com/hansendc/gmailfs

[vernal moth]

Are you that much older than me phoenix?

[limber knot]

pingfs is way better

runs

[void void]

Interesting

[vernal moth]

PIFS

[marble lark]

This branch is 49 commits behind CadixDev:develop.
ye have the same habit I do of leaving outdated branches to die as well too :P

[limber knot]

I like how someone opened an issue there two days ago

we had our first PC in school in 3rd grade and sending files via a 50kbps modem was out of question lol

[vernal moth]

Well, I only update forks when I do new PRs

[limber knot]

I turn 30 next year mini so yeah, a bit

[left swift]

Old

[marble lark]

same

[magic river]

My mom got a computer (that was mostly just for me to use) in 1997 I think

[vernal moth]

Well, that still leaves you to single digits before 2000

[warm anchor]

Wow pheonix in senior centre soon

[magic river]

Didn't have internet until 1999

[limber knot]

I wish eternity, lol

[magic river]

Didn't have broadband until 2001 or 2002 iirc

[vernal moth]

I was born 97 Amaranth ^^

[marble lark]

I actually tried looking at your fork cause I'm also having a similar issue with Mercury too but I gave up after a while

sh*ts soul draining

[magic river]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fallontonight-jimmy-fallon-tonight-show-w7wCOKhFK6uP03c7ie

[marble lark]

ayy

born in 2002

[limber knot]

not even remembering pre 9/11 😅

[magic river]

2002 I'm pretty sure I knew PHP already

[chrome cosmos]

2006

[magic river]

Can't remember when I switched to Python but I took a brief detour through C++ (helping write a PHP->C++ translator)

[limber knot]

didn't everyone start out with php?

[magic river]

Someone else did the parser and another person did the php_var type and all of its casting and promotion rules, I was just implementing stdlib functions

[marble lark]

in my experience both PHP and Python were painful to write haha

[limber knot]

I'm still sad I can't find my first php project anymore

[vernal moth]

My first memory about 9/11 is when the first movie came out, lmao

[void void]

Looking for people who are experienced in moderating

[limber knot]

oof

[marble lark]

I almost did but ended up starting out with Java eventually cause I couldn't understand PHP syntax

[limber knot]

my first memory about 9/11 is seeing it live on tv

[magic river]

My PHP days were also my marijuana days, I learned I could sometimes be really productive while stoned but the code would be such a mess I'd be better off starting over than trying to clean it up

[vernal moth]

We actually don't use any fork for mercury and stuff for paper right now, all my changes got merged

[left swift]

Who

[void void]

Are you?

[left swift]

Cares

[wispy blade]

not the place to hire people anyway

[limber knot]

moderating

in paper #general

[marble lark]

I saw yeah but I thought it was worth a shot anyway

[void void]

Didnt

[wispy blade]

what pehonix said

[void void]

Ask

[vernal moth]

Hire me as a moderator

i am great

Wanna see a demonstration?

[magic river]

9/11 was happening on my way to school. Woke up and it was on the Today Show (first plane) then when I was waiting at my uncle's shop down the road for the bus the second plane happened

[vernal moth]

!warn @void void this isn't the place to hire people, please read our rules

[thorny flicker]

:raised_hands: Warned andr3#8204 (this isn't the place to hire people, please read our rules) [1 total infraction] -- MiniDigger#3086.

[marble lark]

I still have no clue why getDeclaringNode keeps returning null

[vernal moth]

Am such a good mod, now pls hire me

[void void]

@vernal moth i aint hiring

Im asking if someone is experienced

[magic river]

We spent most of the day at school just watching the news, I think only either the English or Geometry teacher actually tried to run a normal class

[elfin steppe]

gold

[void void]

Thats a false warn

[wispy blade]

"paid in exposure"

[void void]

Great example of a mod

[left swift]

Yeah mini is an abuser

[vernal moth]

I know

[warm anchor]

Can I ask how old are you? @void void

[marble lark]

you managed to make Mini of all people use his mod powers

[void void]

16

[limber knot]

You see, we can infer information based on already present information

[marble lark]

that's an achievement in and of itself

[void void]

Why

[errant spire]

hey, guys, how do I add datapack to my server?

[left swift]

Mini is pretty much like old wiz nowadays

[wispy blade]

BoomerDigger

[limber knot]

@errant spire add it to the datapack folder in your main world

[elfin steppe]

world/datapacks folder

[vernal moth]

!warn @left swift blasphemy

[limber knot]

but you should really use plugins, not datapacks

[marble lark]

you just sealed your own fate

[left swift]

[errant spire]

thank you

[marble lark]

how do y'all manage to do that without actually warning lmao

[elfin steppe]

backslash before the symbol

[wispy blade]

hey @marble lark one of my friends came up with a great idea for the elshout interpreter: if it errors anywhere just delete the line that errors

[left swift]

He knows the loopholes cuz he abuses them so much

[elfin steppe]

.flags

[limber knot]

Optimized & Recommended JVM Startup Flags: https://mcflags.emc.gs

[elfin steppe]

wtf

[vernal moth]

Does \ escape @ everyone?

[wispy blade]

korobi is bridged through irc

[vernal moth]

I wanna try

[elfin steppe]

no

[vernal moth]

But I shouldn't

[left swift]

Now's a good time to test

When everyone in US is asleep

Casual ping

[vernal moth]

US is already waking up

[marble lark]

so if an expression is incorrectly assigned and there's stuff that depends on it in other lines of code

[void void]

only one way to find out

[magic river]

iirc we tried that before

[left swift]

Only 8am

[marble lark]

does Elshout straight up just delete the entire program

[elfin steppe]

casually pinged everyone

[void void]

it doesn't

[warm anchor]

9*

[wispy blade]

it will delete allll of it yep @marble lark

[vernal moth]

This discord would just die when somebody ghost pings, lol

[marble lark]

@naomi

[warm anchor]

Fake timezone don’t count @left swift zzz

[left swift]

Ur timezone is fake news and doesnt exist stop pettling

[warm anchor]

EST is bEST

???

[wispy blade]

this happens since @ everyone is sent in plaintext

[left swift]

Everyone always refers to central when referring to a US time

[warm anchor]

What’s even central?

Mountain time?

[left swift]

Glad you asked

You see

[golden gust]

Discord bitches at you when you try to mention a fuckton of people with everyone

generally

[left swift]

This story starts back in the 1700s

When britian was first settling land in the famed area, the new world

Little did they know

[magic river]

Central is the Great Plains, Oklahoma, and Texas

[wispy blade]

restore new amsterdam :)

[left swift]

That new world would rise up and shame them for being tea drinkers

That's the real reason america went to war

Because tea is fucking gross

[golden gust]

I'll fucking teabag you

[left swift]

You should be ashamed cat

Do better

[golden gust]

Fine

We can try docking

[left swift]

With socks on?

[marble lark]

I'll pay you to watch

[crystal umbra]

I got access to the Github Copilot

[golden gust]

Yea, socks on, 100%

[crystal umbra]

I wrote the following text into an empty Java file

and got this code generated:

[left swift]

Anyways mountain is the actual lesser beta timezone and everyone knows

Who cares what time it is in Montana

[crystal umbra]

thats fucking amazing what github did there

[left swift]

Montana is just a copycat of hannah

[void void]

damn

[magic river]

Copilot: Laundering open source code into your proprietary projects since 2020

[crystal umbra]

but its amazing nonetheless

[left swift]

Is it actually a bad thing if they dont know though amaranth

Is the code stolen if no one checks the source?

[untold copper]

day #126 of trying to get abs: no exercise

[magic river]

Is stealing bad if people don't catch you?

[crystal umbra]

the code from copilot is not open source, its yours

so the code that is generates

[left swift]

Lifes greatest question

[golden gust]

I mean, it's just sketchy af

[left swift]

If no one catches you stealing, are you actually stealing

[wispy blade]

still not sure if i should license under GPL or MIT

[golden gust]

Like, yea, most of the shit which auto pilot is gonna complete is probs shit which should just belong in some stdlib style thing

But, like, just, sigh

[limber knot]

copilot generated the GPLv3 license at some point so yeah, they definitly trained it on GPLv3 code so all code it generates is GPLv3

[magic river]

copilot does sometimes spit out open source code verbatim

[untold meadow]

it's been proven multiple times to just paste both open source and proprietary code

[golden gust]

It's sus af, I mean, I know that it's trained, but, ^

[magic river]

They never released the version that spit out the GPLv3 header, that was one of the early tweaks they made on top of the model

[crystal umbra]

its great for quick snippets where you mostly search the internet

or database stuff

[golden gust]

I mean, the fact that it basically just spits out some code verbatim kinda makes sense in some aspects when you think about it

[limber knot]

yes, those snippets are copyrighted like everything else on the world is

you can't just (legally) go and copy stuff from somewhere

[untold copper]

@potent fossil ONO
CLARA DIED DDDDD:

[golden gust]

Like, how many times are snippets from some OSS project just copied into other codebases as-is, so, probs sees it a lot

[untold meadow]

it doesn't matter if it's a human or a computer who writes the code, it's still not yours to use unlicensed

[golden gust]

I mean, the thing is that it's not your raw code directly

It's the tail end of the ML centipad

[limber knot]

I guess just license it under (A)GPLv3 and you will be fine ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[crystal umbra]

copilot doesnt copy code pieces from projects directly, but sometimes it just generates like that

[limber knot]

if the code is the same then it's copied

[little frost]

the classic copilot Q_rsqrt

[limber knot]

(legally speaking)

[crystal umbra]

yeah but not on purpose

[golden gust]

So, I mean, yea, it's basically a raw copy pasta in some sense, but, it's just trained data which really creates a reaaaaaallly grey area legally

[crystal umbra]

i guess copilot will be nice until the point it starts to leak API keys lmao

[limber knot]

this wouldn't be an issue if people wouldn't be dumb and publish non-open source shit

[olive marlin]

It already did

[golden gust]

I mean, but that statement is kinda farce, pheonix

[crystal umbra]

but the copilot is really nice

[golden gust]

How often do you work on a project, spot something similar and see that parts of their stuff looks kinda identical to yours

[crystal umbra]

i finished something that my boss planed 2 days on for me

[golden gust]

at the end of the day you're shitting data around

[crystal umbra]

in like 10 minutes

[magic river]

lol, until I got to the stomach issues the person I was just describing my symptoms to thought I had a stroke last night

[limber knot]

I mean yes, it depends on the amount that is the same if it gets into court

[crystal umbra]

now im just bored lmao because i dont tell him

[limber knot]

pretty sure you can just straight up copy and paste a certain amount without it every becoming an issue

[golden gust]

I mean, it's data manipulation, much data manipulation across projects is the same when you boil it down

[limber knot]

(otherwise all code would be illegal as it isn't licensed under CC-BY-SA like the source on stackoverflow)

[golden gust]

reminds me of the old monkey thing

[limber knot]

runs

[golden gust]

How long, given a room full of monkeys on a typewriter, would it take them to reproduce the work of Shakespeare?

[warm anchor]

Wouldn’t take a roomful. Just put one @wispy blade

[limber knot]

generally speaking too long, but producing something "like shakespear" would be a lot faster which is what copilot does

I wonder what it does when you tell it to "Write WorldGuard" xD

[wispy blade]

@warm anchor

[golden gust]

Yea, but if they've never seen Sp, does it make it a copyright infringement of whatever they throw out?

[crystal umbra]

well it knows the sense of life

[limber knot]

depends on whether or not parts are just exactly the same I guess

[limber knot]

but can it do getGithubMasterPassword() :P

[crystal umbra]

it writes the worldguard config

[limber knot]

[crystal umbra]

lmao

[golden gust]

w t f

[nimble depot]

GitHub master password? Whayddaya tryin' to do there?

[limber knot]

nothing 👀

[nimble depot]

I would go and grab all of MS's repos if I were you

The second I been given access to UE repo I cloned it and pulled all the sources

[limber knot]

printWindows11Source() 👀

[nimble depot]

Valve repos are something I would happily take

[limber knot]

well there is the issue: Windows isn't written in Javascript 👀

[nimble depot]

Build and run Half-Life 3

The most secretive game with no known release date

[magic river]

Wow Linux with optane and io_uring was hitting 3M IOPS per core on the developer's machine at the start of September, 5.1M IOPS at the end of September, and is now up to 6.8M IOPS

optane because he wanted to test with real storage instead of a ramdisk, I guess 😛

And optane is probably the only place where you'd notice the kernel not keeping up with storage devices

[marble lark]

what if someone wrote a clone in js

<Insert lenny face here>

[wispy blade]

someone did, actually

[left swift]

What windows isnt javascript?

My day is ruined

[crystal umbra]

nah its Visual Basic Script

[wispy blade]

https://win11.blueedge.me/

[golden gust]

d a m n, just, I mean, 100k more IOPS plz

[nimble depot]

How would Windows look like if it was made with Angular

[magic river]

This is kind of Windows in JS https://archive.org/details/win95_in_dosbox

[void void]

Lol

[limber knot]

lmao https://github.com/blueedgetechno/windows11

someone at Microsoft wasn't too happy

[nimble depot]

cracked the password

[golden gust]

just, gg

I actually had family members who used windows phone and it was comical

[magic river]

Windows Phone was nice

It just didn't have any apps worth using and you couldn't do everything from the browser

[limber knot]

I mean the interface was good and refreshingly different

[golden gust]

my step father got my to upgrade the OS on my birth givers phone and she was pissed as much basically changed in a seemingly small update

[nimble depot]

Windows phone was actually really good

I mean the old one not the new one

[golden gust]

my sibling used it and was annoyed that it didn't have any of his apps on it, etc

[nimble depot]

I think I had a Sony Erricson that ran it

[golden gust]

It was different but there was never really anything strong for it

if it wasn't for the fact that it was microsoft I don't think anybody would of heard about it

Then again, somehow android got big

There was some areas of the UI in which MS did a really god job with

[magic river]

Windows Phone was like tiles plus the zune UI

[golden gust]

e.g tiles

[nimble depot]

Azure was what really got me trapped in the microsoft ecosystem

[limber knot]

Microsoft was just too late, if they came out with it when the iPhone happened then they would've been a strong competitor imo

[golden gust]

but, I mean, there where many areas where it just sucked ass

I mean, they didn't have the market share, they didn't have the devices, they didn't have the dev support, etc, etc

bearing in mind that windows mobile was basically the 2nd time they tossed out the phone ecosystem

Apparently windows phone only came out like a year after android 1.6

[magic river]

Windows Mobile was a Palm Pilot competitor that grew phone capabilities and they tried to theme the shit out of to make it not Windows 95 on a tiny screen

Windows Phone was a whole new thing

[limber knot]

I still have a HTC HD2 which runs Windows Mobile 6.5 👀

(as well as android of course)

[magic river]

I had an HTC Kaiser I flashed Android to

But yeah, Windows Mobile pretty much required a stylus and physical keyboard

[golden gust]

I mean, I just never saw a strong attraction towards windows phone, and there weren't really many strong things going for it

I remember using the windows mobile simulators and just, damn

[limber knot]

the hand writing detection was actually pretty good on the HD2

(well at least if you managed to learn their short form symbols xD)

[golden gust]

I mean, that's kinda cheating ;P

[limber knot]

takes longer to write normal symbols though

[golden gust]

But yea, at least over here there was no strong drive for it

There was only really Nokia which was like actually dealing with MS for their phones whom where a known brand

[limber knot]

only ever saw those used in a business environment though (the one I have was used by my dad before)

[golden gust]

android 1.6 came out a year earlier which is when people where starting to get to know android existed

[magic river]

Microsoft and Nokia was... weird

[limber knot]

I mean, windows mobile existed since 2000 👀

[rigid fern]

heyo

[golden gust]

Well, mobile was a completely different beast and was yeeted years ago

I wanna say last release was like 2006? o.O

[magic river]

VP from Microsoft ends up running Nokia and of course he suggests they go all in on Windows Phone and ends up selling the company to Microsoft

[limber knot]

2008 actually

[golden gust]

oh, 2010

[limber knot]

oh right 6.5 release in 2009, phone in 2010

[golden gust]

I mean, Nokia was starting to take a bit of a hammering too

[limber knot]

6.5.5 in january 2010

[golden gust]

The fact that they went with windows instead of android is just, idefk

[limber knot]

imo at that point in time it would've been smarter to just let the consumer choose but I bet microsoft paid them to ship windows

[golden gust]

Like, at least back then, you either had a nokia dumb phone, a samsung or LG clamshell flip thing, or a symbian device

Like, Nokia was literally dickstomping everybody at least over here

[limber knot]

TIL that they planned a Windows Mobile 7

[golden gust]

and then, android happened, and they just faded into obscurity

[limber knot]

lots of people had sony ericsons in germany

[golden gust]

their walkman phones where kiiiinda popular over here, but, not exactly a huge boom

I had like a W200i or something

[limber knot]

they had flip phones too

(I think? or was that just motorola?)

[golden gust]

Moto had flip phones

I don't reall SE having flip phones until maybe later?

[limber knot]

they had them https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Sony_Ericsson_products#Z_series:_Clamshell_phones

but yeah, I think I was thinking of motorola

at least from my social circle there wasn't really a dominant brand

ok apparently the Walkman series had all form factors

[twin lagoon]

@waxen panther new kori emotes when

[waxen panther]

@twin lagoon

@heady spear

[heady spear]

@waxen panther just said "lobba" instead of "lobby" pls everyone point and laugh

[twin lagoon]

@untold meadow BEST kezz

[waxen panther]

😠

leak ?

[golden gust]

I mean, am tryna remember too far back, I mean, Nokia was basically the powerhouse until android came, there where many people with like LGs, etc, I remember the LG cookie being stupidly popular for a while until everybody broke theirs pretty much, but, I mean, nokia basically disappeared here fairly fast

[twin lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/isabelle-animal-crossing-cute-super-smash-bros-isabelle-meme-gif-16886217

[plucky sparrow]

Isabelle ❤️

[waxen panther]

[untold meadow]

[graceful wyvern]

[little frost]

uhmmm

[untold meadow]

"im so nice but everyone gangs up on me for no reason"

[golden gust]

You just don't understand how much of a calm, understanding and lovable person I am, everybody loves me, except cunts, screw those people with an icicle, that's what I say! MAKE THEM PAY!

[waxen panther]

cat i think you should ban city for being mean to me

[golden gust]

I love city more than you, sorry

[plucky sparrow]

wow

crazy

[waxen panther]

wtf

[graceful wyvern]

[golden gust]

I'm sorry for saying it to your face

It's just, ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Armm8O_OIOw

[waxen panther]

😐

[left swift]

Ew who would love city outside of his money

[golden gust]

Sometimes you gotta just accept being screwed for the monay

Well, actually, with city it's more, sometimes you just gotta accept havin to be a drill, but, still

runs

[left swift]

Drilling for money

[magic river]

TIL NaN and Infinity aren't actually in the JSON spec

[wispy blade]

lol

naml > json

[golden gust]

Tell me you're brain damaged without telling me you're brain damaged

[waxen panther]

how many times do you mention naml a day oml

[wispy blade]

how many times a day do you ping michael

[waxen panther]

every other time i open this channel naml is in the last 10 messages

5-7

[wispy blade]

a bit much, no?

(i'll cut down on the naml)

[waxen panther]

@twin lagoon

[left swift]

@waxen panther naml

[chrome cosmos]

whhhhhhaa the blueedge wbesite is insanneee

[magic river]

wow southwest airlines is still not doing great today

Over the weekend like 1/3 of their flights everyday were cancelled and today so far they're at 10%

[chrome cosmos]

spotify omggg

[left swift]

Why

[marble lark]

elshout

[magic mesa]

naml < laml

[wispy blade]

no way you just made lethal actual mock language

[magic mesa]

Are you gonna implement my bool idea into elshout? if so you should call it "mayhaps"

It's not even a bool at that point tbh

[wispy blade]

who needs bools

[magic mesa]

Yeh we just need 0 and 1 in a byte

Or if you wanna be an ass, force them to use an int64

[hexed dragon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYIQsr9vsws like or dislike?

[void void]

CAML when™️

Cursed Abomination of a Markup Language

[little frost]

huh, very surprising https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc8259#section-6

[chrome cosmos]

my favourite paper worldgen is iris plugin
what is yours?

[void void]

Ah, so they added F3 as a mob

[chrome cosmos]

yoooooo pogg

like

[olive marlin]

There can only be one Glare.

[nimble depot]

We need to this

[little frost]

we need to this

[nimble depot]

Felenov's Universal Control Key should be on every keyboard too

[ashen cliff]

Daily reminder to pick the worst possible mob, so we can yell at Mojang yearly.

https://tenor.com/view/piss-cow-mooblom-minecraft-minecraft-cow-minecraft-flowers-gif-18703385

[void void]

[nimble depot]

Paper community redpilling mojang. Let's go.

[quasi valley]

Just bribe Dream to tell his fans to vote for the worst option

[plucky sparrow]

just wait for dream to pick the worst possible mob

and then all of the kids that follow him will pick it too

[marble lark]

"But the glow squid was winning before Dream voted for it!!"

[plucky sparrow]

those kids lack both a brain and personality

reminds me of @wispy blade

[unkempt drift]

Next up, a mob that tells you your current coordinates

[marble lark]

(Disclaimer: I have nothing against the Squid even though I'd have prefered a new Illager)

[void void]

https://twitter.com/dreamwastaken/status/1433556701194559500

dream (@dreamwastaken)

this year at minecraft live I’m going to rig the vote to be the worst mob out of spite and there’s nothing you can do to stop me

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no need for a bribe

[unkempt drift]

And then, a mob that tells you what biome you are in.

[plucky sparrow]

i wanted moobloom

[unkempt drift]

This is the year of F3 replacement mobs

[void void]

It'd still be in a cryptic way

Like some sort of turning dial that you can't decipher without having the wiki open on a second monitor

[unkempt drift]

For sure

[marble lark]

lmaoo

[plucky sparrow]

what a fanbase

depressing

[void void]

[plucky sparrow]

[marble lark]

can't be as depressed as I am

:)

[plucky sparrow]

bet

[marble lark]

pretty sure they were being sarcastic though

[plucky sparrow]

no..

[void void]

We're talking about dream stans here

[marble lark]

how bad can they be?

[plucky sparrow]

very bad

[marble lark]

sure they're overly interested in some guy that plays Minecraft to an unhealthy extent

[plucky sparrow]

have you seen the dream stan meetups

[marble lark]

but eh let them do what they want

nope

why?

[plucky sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p66BjcemtT0

cannot find the og tiktok

but that will do

i thought it was a birth control ad when i saw it on tiktok

[marble lark]

I'm cringing pretty hard ouch

how old are these people though?

[plucky sparrow]

12-15 im guessing?

[void void]

lmao

[marble lark]

I know I did absolutely dumb cringeworthy shit when I was 13 and younger

15 is a little concerning though

[plucky sparrow]

i do not remember telling this to my favourite youtuber when i was 12-15

might just be me

[marble lark]

ok yeah that's defo a wtf moment if they're that young

[marble lark]

(I can't judge the singing because I'm the same guy that ran around a school hall with the entire cohort present screaming like a lunatic when I was 12 because I found out someone had the same first name as me but that's... worrying to say in the least)

[wispy blade]

i never commented on youtube

like

i did some cringe shit when i was 12-now

but not this cringe

[plucky sparrow]

definitely

[marble lark]

count yourself lucky that you're not me (Or like me) haha

[wispy blade]

i mean there was that time i did that shuffle dance that was popular a couple years back in the cafeteria

[left swift]

Last week isnt that long ago

[worn ember]

Gottem

[left swift]

Noti

[worn ember]

Yes

[cunning raft]

[marble lark]

lel

[spare stone]

even worse

[marble lark]

even I can't argue that that may be sarcasm

sheesh

[wispy blade]

i will only hail the great boben

[worn ember]

Dream, more like nightmare amirite

[wispy blade]

that's his funny alter ego smh

[marble lark]

lmao

[marble lark]

all I remember was that even Agnes looked disappointed when the Glow Squid won now that I think of it

[fallen oracle]

For anyone who said dislike, you're dead to me. 😦

[marble lark]

dislike

jk love ya homie

[worn ember]

Who is glare

[wispy blade]

joe

[worn ember]

No

[marble lark]

mama

[worn ember]

[void void]

a potential new minecraft mob

[marble lark]

i just realized I didn't check what the options were

brb gonna check

[void void]

Pretty sure the glare is the only mob teaser that's out

[marble lark]

yep it is

rip

ended up searching for nothing

[foggy veldt]

I wonder what these Twitter stans will be like in 5 years

Can’t wait to see a Netflix documentary on them

Actually I wonder what the creators will be like as well

I can’t imagine all of this idolization is healthy

[proven hollow]

Any one can recomend good oneblock plugin ?

[fallen oracle]

Doesn't BentoBox have one of those?

[tropic flame]

Glare is the mob that comes to replace the client light level value in F3 for normie players who don't read the wiki 😂

but then they apparently they changed the light level under which monsters spawn in the 1.18 snapshots?? so i guess that's volatile now

[warm anchor]

its changed and changed back

[tropic flame]

oh?

so it's back to 7?

[warm anchor]

3 snapshot ago iirc

[tropic flame]

if you're not wrong then the wiki is outdated

i see no mention of them reverting that change

only that they've reverted the fact that spawn rates were consistent throughout all altitudes (which they had added in experimental snapshot 3)

[warm anchor]

o.O

Someone just summoned it in #paper-help you can look there

@tropic flame I think you are right

[twin lagoon]

@untold meadow BEST kiearararerarnarnaranranran

@warm anchor

[warm anchor]

I misunderstand it

Good afternoon Michael

[warm anchor]

The hand movement is honestly so satisfying

Epic sticker

[tropic flame]

ChomkyBorder

[potent fossil]

very smooth animation

henlo etern and michale

[warm anchor]

I hope your morning is great so far

[grand pewter]

it lets you have one per world

[plucky sparrow]

hey

i think

spawn does not spell like that

[warm anchor]

Okie

[tropic flame]

spauwun

[plucky sparrow]

yea it spells like that

[tropic flame]

👉 👈

[golden gust]

Eternittity Quwuality approved

[warm anchor]

Fixed

[untold meadow]

https://c.tenor.com/TTrKpB2eFCAAAAAM/isabelle-animal-crossing.gif

[twin lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/isabelle-animal-crossing-cute-super-smash-bros-isabelle-meme-gif-16886217

[warm anchor]

I see no issue on that one @ kneny

[tropic flame]

nah you don't get it, it's because it's VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN VERSIÓN! or something

[void void]

ah, my bad

[untold meadow]

is their head falling off at the end

[warm anchor]

Thsts like an inside joke coz I sick so much at spelling

[untold meadow]

I can't tell if it's a lil dance of an "omg my head"

[plucky sparrow]

Viva me

[tropic flame]

it's even funnier when you consider "viva" is related to life and the plugin is about allowing newer players in dead version servers

[foggy veldt]

An useful plugin

[tropic flame]

it is, never denied that

[foggy veldt]

I was pointing out the grammatical error

[tropic flame]

oh

[plucky sparrow]

Doesn’t really relate to life

The verb, yes; the interjection, no

It’s an exclamation of acclaim or approval

[warm anchor]

I list it as a way to allow people from lastest to join stable version

I am personally not a fan of supporting other version so I did indicate the intention

Say 1.18 is officially released (officially launcher will automatically set you to latest. You can allow people to join your 1.17 server while you wait for a stable paper release

That to me is the proper usage of such plugin

[grand pewter]

you could probably just use worldguard or something at that point

[little frost]

@untold meadow I'm too poor for moving pictures but also

[grand pewter]

pretty sure there's something for enter/exit

but I can't say cause I haven't ever used it

if not idk

[untold meadow]

to you too!!

[little frost]

showoff :<

[heady spear]

nocheatplus is fucking lit

dunno why people whine about it all the time

[warm anchor]

.ncp

[limber knot]

https://github.com/Updated-NoCheatPlus/NoCheatPlus

[warm anchor]

It’s just people bad at config

Coz it is not a drop and go plugin

[heady spear]

spent a good 30 minutes tweaking creativefly values and it works really well rn

maybe it's the format of our games, idk

[warm anchor]

They would rather pay $20 for a closed sourced plugin coz their friendly YouTuber told you it is better

No. City you are completely correct.

[worn ember]

hmm fairphone looks interesting

[native wolf]

Actually that's the intended usage of the plugin lol

[toxic bone]

good afternoon paper minecraft

[native wolf]

The main goal is to not lose players while you get stuff updated

[tropic flame]

"bEcAuSe HaCkS cAn ByPaSs It!!"

[warm anchor]

Swum it’s to support player who wants 1.8 @native wolf

[tropic flame]

suuure, buddy, a special client can suddenly become aware that NoCheatPlus exists in the server and say no to it

suuure

it's not you who has a shitty config, it's the plugin that's bad 😂

[toxic bone]

1.8 🤢

[native wolf]

1.8 is some cursed stuff tbh

[honest fulcrum]

hey does anyone know any per-world plugin ?

[untold meadow]

don't use per world plugins

either use luckperms contexts to change permissions or host different server instances

[honest fulcrum]

good idea

[wispy blade]

holy

[ashen cliff]

Epic.

[void void]

[wispy blade]

i hate V

it's a bit too early on to say that though

[worn ember]

im sure it hates you too

[nimble depot]

here we go again, I hate Kibana sometimes

[vernal moth]

Try using a modern browser

runs

I love kibana

Without kibana, how would I make sense of the 10gb of logs my apps produce per day 😂

[charred sleet]

chrome :/

meh it does the job

just takes all me ram

[toxic bone]

chrome :)

[proven hollow]

looking for start up script which is optimised
for 1.17
any one can help

[nimble depot]

same but it's about 1gb of logs per hour and we used grafana and some hackjob solution before we moved to a elk stack

[vernal moth]

Take the one you used for 1.16

Or 1.15

It's still good

[nimble depot]

nvm found the problem.

[vernal moth]

I really don't wanna know the global traffic of logs, lol

[proven hollow]

well was not in mc like for 6 years

so I am out dated

xd

[vernal moth]

I can't see other peoples apps in prod, so I only see my 10gb

[lament patio]

.startmc

[limber knot]

https://startmc.sh

[olive marlin]

Yeah. If it had better IP rating, I'd take it as I'm looking for new phone. Especially the promise to support up to Android 15 or whatever they claimed.

[vernal moth]

Am like top 3 traffic wise in the company with my stuff, idk how much others log

[proven hollow]

thanks

[vernal moth]

Some people have access log, even tho we have an APM.........

I wouldn't know how to work without instana

I would sacrifice kibana for instana

[worn ember]

Idk any of whatever you're talking about 😂

[vernal moth]

Kibana has like this log file handling UI on top of elastic search

[worn ember]

They're kinda expensive though :/ i also need a new phone

[vernal moth]

Used to search and stream logs

[worn ember]

Oh

[vernal moth]

Instana is an APM, applicate performance measurement or whatever

[olive marlin]

Don't really care, if it means I can use this phone for 5 years or probably even more.

[worn ember]

I have heard of elastic search

[tropic flame]

thank you very much for your publicly given advice but Firefox is a modern browser

[worn ember]

I paid 250 for the one I've been using for 6 years lol

[vernal moth]

It basically tracks every single request in my infra, sees the backend calls, handles correlation IDs, can show log messages and DB calls and it becomes this super helpful thing to debug issues in prod

[worn ember]

Yeah that sounds real nice

[vernal moth]

"hey I didn't get a confirmation email" "well, I don't see a request with that email, I do see one with [e-mail] tho you dum fuk"

Or you can see exactly where failure happens

If I return an 500, I can open instana and see what went wrong, all the backend calls, log messages, stack traces, etc

I love it

Obviously also does performance stuff, like measures latency

And then there's the whole "AI" stuff where it sends me alerts for stuff like sudden error rate or latency spikes for some endpoints and stuff

[worn ember]

Very cool

[vernal moth]

Only bad thing is that IBM brought the company last year 🤡

It's always like this, you think a cool thing, use it, a year later IBM buys it and ruins it

Instana isn't ruined yet, but IBM sure did ruin openshift when they brought Red hat

Pretty sure instana got more expensive already too

My team lead knows the founder, it's one of these rare German startups

[worn ember]

Was :)

[nimble depot]

for some reason kibana keeps restarting. Hmmm, time to go read some logs

[vernal moth]

Hopefully you don't normally use kibana for that ^^

[proven hollow]

So I got small problem java -Xmx8000 -Xms8000 -XX:+UseG1GC -XX:+ParallelRefProcEnabled -XX:MaxGCPauseMillis=200 -XX:+UnlockExperimentalVMOptions -XX:+DisableExplicitGC -XX:+AlwaysPreTouch -XX:G1NewSizePercent=30 -XX:G1MaxNewSizePercent=40 -XX:G1HeapRegionSize=8M -XX:G1ReservePercent=20 -XX:G1HeapWastePercent=5 -XX:G1MixedGCCountTarget=4 -XX:InitiatingHeapOccupancyPercent=15 -XX:G1MixedGCLiveThresholdPercent=90 -XX:G1RSetUpdatingPauseTimePercent=5 -XX:SurvivorRatio=32 -XX:+PerfDisableSharedMem -XX:MaxTenuringThreshold=1 -Daikars.new.flags=true -Dusing.aikars.flags=https://mcflags.emc.gs -jar paper.jar --nogui
Error occurred during initialization of VM
Too small maximum heap

[void void]

8000M

[proven hollow]

so need to add m

[twin lagoon]

yes

-xmx8000, 8000 what

[grand pewter]

m is for megabytes, what you have is just bytes i think lol

which 8000 is nothing

[proven hollow]

dam

😂

when u don't read

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-blind-blinded-cantsee-gif-4697431

[grand pewter]

tbh not sure why they don't just give you a dropdown for that in their site

should probably default to M or G

[ashen cliff]

T

[tropic flame]

P

[ashen cliff]

Soon brother.

Sadly the 127TB limit is still there to hunt me.

[tropic flame]

damn

hopefully KGB Systems™ will break through this limit!!!

[ashen cliff]

Soon brother. We just need to port JAVA to just AVX512 instructions.

[toxic bone]

java in real life

[limber knot]

Meanwhile ZGC supports multiple hundreds of TBs

[ashen cliff]

Still limited to 16TB AFAIK.

[limber knot]

ah, one day

[warm anchor]

@limpid comet

Design choice

[limpid comet]

you can put a G there

i'll make that more clear in an update though

[tropic flame]

sorry man i only input numbers in bytes because I'm b0$$

[nimble depot]

kibana keep restarting for no apparent reason and I am about to get very violent with woever broke it

[warm anchor]

Make give give out an error if G or M is not indicated? @limpid comet

[limpid comet]

yea the old site used to bitch at you about that

I'll play around with it when I have some time

[warm anchor]

Also should default PAUSE on the one liner @limpid comet

[main flicker]

Hello does someone know if pebble host in premium 6 gb ram will be good with 15 players and 40 plugins? ( on paper )

[grand pewter]

no rush was just a thought

[main flicker]

?

[nimble depot]

Update: the other administrator broke it, said they will fix

[wispy blade]

after ~10 minutes of arguing*

[lament patio]

It's hard to find someone who's had experience with this or that plan in a specific host

[plucky sparrow]

No it will not be good

I’ve tried pebblehost and it struggled with paper 1.17 on 15 players and even less

Depends on the version though

[lament patio]

I've had a smaller budget plan and it was possible to host just under 10 if you put effort in optimizing, so I guess you'd be fine, but consider looking elsewhere, Pebble isn't known for the best performance for the price

Oh, hell no, $14/month, get something better

[plucky sparrow]

It very highly depends on the version

But yea there’s better alternatives

[waxen panther]

@heady spear

[twin lagoon]

@waxen panther

[waxen panther]

[twin lagoon]

[heady spear]

@waxen panther ? What do you want me?

[waxen panther]

Yes

[heady spear]

Leaveth me aloneth

[warm anchor]

Y’all go to sleep

[waxen panther]

No I’m taking my rubbish out and it’s dark

I need a strong swede

[heady spear]

I got an email confirming that they’re actually sending this beauty

[warm anchor]

British moment

[heady spear]

Look how cute

[warm anchor]

Rubbish

[waxen panther]

Apple Watch on Friday

[warm anchor]

Wtf

Nice

Latest?

[waxen panther]

Ye

[warm anchor]

Nice nice

[heady spear]

Apple Watch is only €100 more than this fucking passport holder

Did I get scammed

[warm anchor]

Yes

[waxen panther]

Ya think

[warm anchor]

But it’s ok city you are simulating economy

[heady spear]

It’s a cute print tho

I’m gonna look cool at the airport

[warm anchor]

But you are already cute

[heady spear]

I should have gotten the monogram eclipse tho as it matches my keep all

[waxen panther]

Same print they use everywhere

Zzzzz

[twin lagoon]

zzzzzzzzzzzz

[warm anchor]

[heady spear]

I got leather instead of canvas tho

And the print is slightly different yet classic

Fucking LV could release a monogrammed toilet paper roll and id buy it

Oh well, they’re lucky there are idiots like me

[olive marlin]

At least you are self-aware City

[warm anchor]

When city wakes up, he look into his closet and he feels happy

That’s all it matters

[heady spear]

I’m not happy

But at least I can look fly while being unhappy

You feel me?

[foggy veldt]

I feel u

[void void]

drippy !

[toxic bone]

drip

[twin lagoon]

i can see where this is going

[warm anchor]

Gtfu

[heady spear]

@potent fossil hi daddy

how are you

[potent fossil]

im in class bye

[heady spear]

oh that is so hot

i love educated men

[uneven comet]

u wot mate

[twin lagoon]

a bit of modern slavery combined with runescape gold farming & advertising solely to continents where wages are generally low as shit already

[void void]

city ignored, is turned on
simple is becoming every grindr daddy ever 😔

[hybrid token]

i n v i s i b l e

[hybrid token]

you had me at "modern slavery"

[tropic flame]

#politics 🍿

at least the dude ain't an ancap, I'll give him that

[void void]

😬

[vestal jasper]

ur cute

[toxic bone]

papermc general chat

[true canyon]

In Discord permissions, you set the defaults Guild-wide, but then can do individual overrides on a per-channel basis. Similarly, in FactionsUUID you set permissions territory-wide, but can do per-chunk overrides. That's clunky though, so I'd like to establish a way of defining a group of overrides that gets a name, like "alliesZone" for a group of overrides letting allies do stuff, that can then be applied to a bunch of chunks, so instead of per-chunk settings it's "these chunks all have this group of overrides"

I'm not a fan of just calling it a 'group' and I don't quite like 'override' either though. Looking for naming suggestions for this named collection of permissions that can be applied to multiple chunks.

[cosmic raft]

cluster? :D

[warm anchor]

Chunkythingy

[toxic bone]

📛

[potent fossil]

well, "alliesZone" sounds nifty. why not call it a zone

[true canyon]

ZOOOOOOOOOOOONE!

[potent fossil]

that term is also used in real life, like you 'zone' some land for residential purposes, or you 'zone' it for commercial, or industrial, etc

[true canyon]

Oh boy and now I can call those permissions for the zones "zoning bylaws"

[potent fossil]

yes

[true canyon]

and then they can establish an HOA and ruin everything!

[potent fossil]

i will now collect my royalties for this. they are as follows:

• mbaxter loves me

[true canyon]

❤️

[chrome cosmos]

status:
senior
junior

what data type is this ?

[potent fossil]

probably an enum

but it could be a string just as well

[chrome cosmos]

ohh thanks for helping in my exam

[potent fossil]

...

only hurts you my friend

have fun being academically dishonest and then eventually reaching a point where you realize you are entirely incapable of problem solving on your own

[warm anchor]

its ok he can work in a support callcenter for IT jobs.

[long tree]

How to transfer server with npcmd? I know the bungee command to do that. But idk of npcmd? Thankyou!

Its not working

[potent fossil]

go ask citizens support?

[spare venture]

bungeecord commands arent ran the same as spigot commands

[magic river]

You have to actually communicate with bungee somehow

Right, bungee is intercepting commands the player types and stealing some of them so the servers never see them

You can't try to just run that command on the server, you need some way to get the player to run it themselves or you have to talk to the bungeecord server

[spare venture]

Bungee
On Bungee servers, this supports the Bungee server command, like /npc command add -p server MyServerName. Note that this is a special case built into Citizens internally, and bypasses any normal permission requirements automatically.

[magic river]

In that case yeah, go ask citizens support 😛

[spare venture]

oh he's using CitizensCMD

This resource has been dropped and will no longer be updated.
Alternative: https://wiki.citizensnpcs.co/NPC_Commands

[long tree]

thank you so much

[magic river]

Oh wow the southwest airlines issues got even worse today

They had over 40% cancelled, over the weekend it was only around a third

Huh, FlightAware still says 11% cancelled, 41% delayed though

[vernal moth]

What's their issue?

[magic river]

Not clear

There is mention of storms and such messing them up on Friday and putting all their planes in the wrong locations so it's kind of a cascade thing

[vernal moth]

Oh fun

[magic river]

There is also mention of vaccine mandates causing ATC and pilot shortages but the relevant unions there have said that isn't the case

[vernal moth]

Lmao that must be a hell of a mess untangling

The vaccine mandates being a reason I would put into fake news territory until proven, that seems every made up

[magic river]

iirc Florida had some time on Friday with ATC issues due to military operations happening and shutting down some of the air space and that threw Southwest even more out of whack

[vast oxide]

Martin 😄

[vernal moth]

What?

With stuff like that my bullshit sensors get tingling

[wispy blade]

mornin

[void void]

Mornin

[plucky sparrow]

mornin

[wispy blade]

@plucky sparrow learn Elshout when

[plucky sparrow]

rather learn kotlin

[wispy blade]

why kotlin

why not V

[plucky sparrow]

since when is Discord on the microsoft store

[ashen cliff]

Sets wifi to auto channel.
All APs select the same channel.

[potent fossil]

APs: "fuck this guy in particular"

[cosmic raft]

@potent fossil https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aNxhQKAXxE

[potent fossil]

im listening to ryan vasquez

[whole prawn]

its minecraft java edition and not minecraft kotlin edition

[ashen cliff]

And my phone just gave up on 5Ghz and only sees 2.4Ghz.
Thanks Qcom.

[potent fossil]

krusic's really having a bad day

ngl kash i can't vibe with this lmao

its not my song

[ashen cliff]

Nah. It's fine. Just 10 more reboots and it should be fine.

I still love, how you can crash the driver just by using BT and WIFI at the same time. 🛌

[ashen cliff]

Cleaning out bookmarks.
Finds come Github bookmarks of cool projects.
Dead since the day I bookmarked them.
Epic.

[olive marlin]

They just couldn't handle Balkan, Bro!

[ashen cliff]

Fact!

At least this is still alive: https://github.com/jbush001/NyuziProcessor

[potent fossil]

can balkans even handle Balkan?

[ashen cliff]

Nope. That's why most go Nemačku.

[untold copper]

balkans are weak.

[potent fossil]

you're weak

[untold copper]

i know.

[potent fossil]

snoopa is indian balkan

[ashen cliff]

Snoopa wouldn't last a single day in Balkan.

[untold copper]

what you should really be asking yourself is: would you?

[ashen cliff]

Yes.

Kind of live there.

[untold copper]

doesn't mean you survive.

[ashen cliff]

Well. I'm going to die eventually.

[chrome cosmos]

my internet seems to go to hell today

thank you railtel very cool

[worn ember]

damn thats deep

[ashen cliff]

Sorry bro. Just the way it is.

[nimble depot]

So hetzner made me break my desk again

"maintenance" is actually 8 hours of downtime. Oh cool.

[worn ember]

still up for me

[nimble depot]

They been having issues with dedicated servers for some reason

[ashen cliff]

Works good for me. 🛌

[worn ember]

same

[vernal moth]

In case cat is reading, just letting him know, they found not one, not two, not three not four, five (!) bombs today

Not all are British so it's actually dangerous this time around

Hopefully they done till I come back, but it looks like the road I did take this morning is just out of the circle

[pastel sun]

do u guys know how to make server less laggy alot

[plucky sparrow]

yes

get a new server

on a host that does not suck

[pastel sun]

aternos?

and do u know how to decrease hit delay

when pvping or smth

[nimble depot]

alright, I just decided to get rid of the ELK stack and redo it from scratch

[ashen cliff]

So blaming Cat?

[pastel sun]

any1 knows how to decrease hit delay on paper

[void void]

Pretty sure there’s a plugin for that

[pastel sun]

wait there is?

what plugin

[pastel sun]

is the plugin in aternos?

[golden gust]

I just hope he kicks one of those things one day 😦

[nimble depot]

I fixed everything nvm

[void void]

No clue, I don't use aternos

[twin lagoon]

@untold meadow BEST kieriariarierieiraran

[toxic bone]

hello

[nimble depot]

I wonder how many clients I could cram into one Hetzner CCX52 instance

if I swtch over to doing that I miht save a lot of money in the long run

[void void]

Is that part of their cloud range?

[nimble depot]

yes, that's cloud

[void void]

That's a lot of cpu cores

[nimble depot]

and a lot of clients that could go on there. We give clients two threads and limit it so we can stick as many as possible into a singe server

[void void]

oh, hosting clients

I thought you were talking about mc clients

[nimble depot]

also I came up with CompressClients.sh (looks at the number of clients, finds the average low and high usage ones, moves them between nodes (thanks, kuber) and yeets the now empty box)

Yes, me and my friends decided to try ourself in the hosting business

[minor badge]

That's not gonna be cost-efficient at all

Look at their AMD dedicated servers for both better performance, free usage bandwidth, and far better bang for the buck

[void void]

Dedi's are probably going to be much cheaper ^

[nimble depot]

it would be expensive with the way we do things. When we get bigger I might upgrade to dedis

[golden gust]

it would be expensive

You're literally paying for the premium of being able to turn stuff off

[void void]

I feel like the cloud instance would be much more expensive than a dedi

[twin lagoon]

mari mari mari mari mari mari

[minor badge]

It would, yes. An equivalent dedi (which means ONLY you get the resources...) is like 1/3 of the price.

[twin lagoon]

BEST mari

[minor badge]

@twin lagoon

[nimble depot]

CCX have dedicated vCPUs

[minor badge]

What about the likely fairly slow storage? You don't get full drives to yourself. The bandwidth is also only 20TB, which is basically nothing, especially for Minecraft.

And the cost is still 3x that of a dedi.

[nimble depot]

usually people would not stick around for long, if they do, we will move them to a dedi along with the premium customers

[minor badge]

Why not always treat all your customers as premium? Chances are you could easily have a dedi or two only for those who don't need entire managed machines, and just plop Ptero on them.

[nimble depot]

because Russians.

[minor badge]

Russians are customers, too

[nimble depot]

people will try anything to get a better deal (like switch providers on trial periods and such)

[golden gust]

Yes

No

Maybe

I don't know; Can you repeat the question?

[nimble depot]

A lot of hosting providers in russia are really scummy. You can pay one to get root access to their customer's setup (of course under the table)

[golden gust]

russia

I mean

[nimble depot]

so you have a lot of "hackers" who basically pay a provider to give access and make yt videos to cover their costs and sell the build to make money

[toxic bone]

one million dollars

[minor badge]

I don't see what that has to do with you spending 3x what you need to.

[nimble depot]

It could save money in the long run, but there is not a big enough customer base to fully switch to dedicated

[minor badge]

That directly contradicts this. What is your customer base? Why do you need such large cloud servers? Needing such cloud servers is a clear tell-tale sign that you would gain a lot by switching to dedicated servers instead.

[long tree]

Anyone one having an idea, how do I name NPC in double line with Citizen plugin? Thankyou!

[limber knot]

ask the plugin's support?

[long tree]

They don' have support

[limber knot]

use a different plugin then

[untold meadow]

if the plugin doesn't support it, you're probably not going to be able to do it with the plugin

[minor badge]

Citizens has a support Discord I believe.

[long tree]

I mean they take too long to help. Just asked here if somebody knows

[limber knot]

I mean you didn't even say what plugin you are using 👀

[long tree]

Citizens

[nimble depot]

We got about 300+ client instances running. Not much but hey, gives me enough user base to experiment with.

[elfin steppe]

https://wiki.citizensnpcs.co/Frequently_Asked_Questions#How_Do_I_Add_Multiple_Lines_To_An_NPC.27s_Name.3F @long tree

[golden gust]

tell you

people got their fingers in their arses more than proxi these days

[minor badge]

That sure sounds like throwing your money down the drain, then. The cloud is cool for enterprises, not so cool for smaller businesses with small margins of profit.

[nimble depot]

we have a pretty large profit margin, should give me room to play around

[limber knot]

paying more and getting less sure sounds like a good business plan

[long tree]

thx, but how to add it?

[golden gust]

Read the docs?

[long tree]

they just told to use the command

but not told how to

[golden gust]

We don't provide support for premium plugins

Apparently the plugin already has a help command built in

[nimble depot]

I hate premium plugins, go open source or write my own

[long tree]

What? who told its premium?

[golden gust]

It is open source, just, you pay for support

[long tree]

i use without paying idk how

[toxic bone]

that's stupid

[golden gust]

Because they offer free builds

[long tree]

oh ok

[golden gust]

doesn't make it not "premium"

[long tree]

thx

i figured it out

[elfin steppe]

not really

[limber knot]

I hope you are sponsoring/donating regularly to all the authors of your open source plugins/software 👀

[wispy blade]

i would if i had money :p

[nimble depot]

ah yes, the RedHat way. Overcomplicate things so the sysadmin gives up and pays for support

[wispy blade]

still better than oracle

"support? what's that"

[long tree]

What is it needed to create a floating island on sky with void?

Like this

[limber knot]

either do it by hand or use a world generator plugin/mod

[long tree]

how can i do it with hand? i just need a tiny island

of just 5*5 blocks

[golden gust]

Windows, yea

oh, nice, proxmox fixed the TPM and secure boot BS

Just needed to add a TPM state

[nimble berry]

I love that https://server.properties

[nimble depot]

I worked at oracle. It was not that bad

[nimble berry]

Question though: why the heck is there a .properties TLD?

[silver nexus]

Real estate?

[nimble depot]

the bigger question is why .dog and .computer exist

[nimble berry]

lol

[silver nexus]

There are weirder ones

[nimble depot]

I am probably going to register a .xxx domain

[golden gust]

and we shall forever have .xxx which I don't think anybody reputable uses

[silver nexus]

Redirect to rickroll

[nimble berry]

You're updating to Windows 11?

I'm torn lol

[nimble depot]

Linu.xxx there we go

[nimble berry]

IDK whether to switch to Windows 11 or Linux :P

[nimble depot]

that TLD is loved by botnet operators actually

[golden gust]

That VM already had 11 as it auto upgraded