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I'm just looking to dump all entities in a region to restore one from old backup. Might need to figure out Amulet API and write a python script for that...
mca?
Anvil
iPad mini 6 update:
- I fucking deeply hate developers that haven’t updated their apps aspect ratio to fit this iPad
Yes, anvil format for region files.
From my experience I haven't found any working MCA lib
Ok, I got amulet to parse the entities MCA file.
What the hell are the shoving into dict keys?
>>> d.value.keys()
KeysView({DataVersion: 2730, Position: [I;-4, -24], Entities: [{"Paper.SpawnReason": "DEFAULT", # ...
Paper.SpawnReason apparently
Ok, they seem to, improperly, try to simulate NBTFile as dict.
And when you as for keys, it gives you all values 
cool, windows 11 is out
well it released so clearly not
probably has ms office/live integrated more tightly tho
Teams is very tightly integrated for no reason
Time for awesome greenscreens
is it just me or is latest GriefPrevention more or less unstable lol?
@WhatsApp Hi WhatsApp, I was waiting on information for a business deal and everything went cut off from you lost a £90million worth of deal which my commission from it is %3 . Kindly I demand a compensation, and I have proof.
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he was about to close a £90 million deal
whatsapp please compensation 😟
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same energy
still my favourite thing about the outage
All the social media managers are talking to each other on that thread.
least they have a sense of humour lmao
God I hate this dystopian corporate bullshit
how does one gain permissions to speak in #adorable-pets? i would like to share my adorable kitty :)
I'd be interested in seeing the spike in Twitter traffic during this.
Today is a good day
LOL
https://twitter.com/GWR/status/1445098697935794177 guinness world records just wants this to be a world record or something
@Twitter Record for most people on twitter at once has probably been smashed by now 👀
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of course they'd reply to it
you must be blessed by the one and only person who can grant it
nobody really knows exactly how
The Dark Side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be...unnatural
You need to get kashike's attention and show him pictures of your cat
how you do that I have no idea
Tag him and show him the cat, of course.
Pour one out for the folks using oculus
hi
So apparently with the Facebook outage the techs can't get physical access to the rooms they need because the system that controls their keycards is also down
source?
0 votes and 333 comments so far on Reddit
No source but other people talking about it and trying to get proof
I meant that I'm not sure if he likes being tagged like that since I haven't really seen him much
Original source, NYT reporter https://twitter.com/sheeraf/status/1445099150316503057
Was just on phone with someone who works for FB who described employees unable to enter buildings this morning to begin to evaluate extent of outage because their badges weren’t working to access doors.
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^ the source I had referenced this but did not provide it
sounds like Sword Art Online to me
I don't get the meme
Their VPN and internal chats and stuff all seem to have gone down too so that would make the badge thing somewhat more likely
Would still be kind of nuts though
imagine them trying to break down the doors and setting off an intrusion detection system, LOL
or some other bizarre lockdown protocol or something
I wonder if they trigger the fire suppression gas for that
You know, the death cloud
lol
the fire suppresion kicks in and destroys stuff further
Nah, the fire suppression is harmless to the machines
if anyone was upset by this, that tweet would be good distraction, i've never seen so many companies reply to a single tweet like that
It does a good job of killing everything else though
People, bugs, pets, you name it
Just yesterday a whistle blower said Facebook knew about election related things so the meme is that Facebook shut down and ran.
Spirit Halloween is a seasonal popup that rents abandoned or disused stores for spooky month
It's mostly okay to be around if there is no fire, although maybe don't stick around too long
Anything with that much fluorine makes me nervous
If the fire is hot enough though it'll turn in to hydrogen fluoride, that's one of the "fun" chemicals
OVH should do some reading there
One of the top comments on the report about Facebook being down is 'and nothing of value was lost' lol
To make error is human. To propagate error to all server in automatic way is #devops.
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Can't, taking a giant shit

shitting goes faster without a phone~
So a person who claimed to be a FB employee was posting on /r/sysadmin earlier saying someone pushed a BGP change that broke all their routes and locked them out of remote access to push a fix
That means someone had to go to at least one and possibly several datacenters to apply a fix directly
But then you get the story that their badge system was also down
Their BGP setup was definitely broken though, they stopped advertising all of their routes
i suspect foul play given the interview that aired last night
At 15:40 BGP started learning at a geometric rate, at 15:52 UTC it became sentient. At 15:54, thinking that Asimov's 3 laws of robotics sounded like a decent idea, BGPnet shut dowm Facebook.
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Their badge system most likely just uses the internet/DNS
Iot ftw!
lol
start buying now
well yeah
ethics? psshhh 🤑 🤑
I don't think you should invest in companies that try to actively destroy society
So my project manager just casually asked me how long it would take to turn an existing system in to a HIPAA-compliant electronic health record (EHR) system
I mean, she didn't ask it like that, she asked how long it would take to build a new feature to store prescription data
and then he cried
Urg, WhatsApp is back online again too, all the people I moved over to telegram will just move back :/
wait, I can send mini feet pic over telegram? brb
Yeah, looks like it's all back
Do your worst, lol
https://t.me/MiniDigger
actively tries to destroy society, interesting
haven't they done studies about actually tying to actively like, radicalise people?
i mean people are good at that by themselves
Yea, but these platforms intentionally aim to stir up the mess in the quest of earning profit off it
wasn't there a leak of facebook internals regaridng that recently?
Theres been stuff going back years of them doing that type of shit iirc
Oh I had that BGP skynet tweet in my timeline just below where I stopped scrolling
trying to get people hooked yeah
Didn't the whistleblower say they were basically doing studies that showed they were doing that but it also increased engagement so 🤑
They knew it was a problem, they didn't care
Although they only did the study after they released the thing, of course, that's how the tech industry works 😄
Oh no there's already a whole bunch of "If Facebook were simply a Web 3.0 blockchain app, this couldn't happen" takes
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https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-facebook-files-11631713039 is the one I was thinking of
Yes, Facebook is actively trying to destroy society
Their business model is evil by design
And over all the years, there were enough leaks and investigations to document that
Huh, no sources for this other than twitter grapevine but apparently they had a backup IRC server for if everything else went down but at some point moved it onto the same infra the BGP issue took out
Literally.
The first fucking rule you learn when you first start toying with your own shit
And their door locks apparently link your badge with their LDAP service which was also on the same network
Don't host important "oh fuck" resources on the hardware which will make you scream "oh fuck" when it goes down!
The Facebook backup IRC thing is known
Like that they have that
Apperently every engineer needs to login once a year as a test
For a while today some of them were trying to coordinate via a discord server but it got leaked
Moving that to their own infra is stupid, just like the self hosted status page, but oh well
I wonder if they will be doing their own post mortem
A lot of domain lookup/purchase systems reported facebook.com was available to buy today because they use their own registrar and of course it was down too
Those lookup systems didn't know how to handle the whole registrar going away
Sadly non could actually register
Right, since it would have to go through their registrar to do so and... whoops
Mini would buy Facebook.com domain😂
Without thinking about it for a second
They would revoke it anyways, but you could have an hour or so of fun
Yeah!
honestly, people do that well enough themselves... don't need any company's help 🙂 but in all seriousness, how does that compare to other social media companies, or are they all the same?
I mean, it's not really Facebook, it's the people on facebook that make it so destroying society is the most profitable and the society which rewards such behaviour in form of capitalism
who would've thought that free market capitalism wasn't a stable system... oh right, the guy who invented it thought of that 👀
facebook chooses to actively encourage and exploit those activities, but, I mean, yet to hear of an alternative system 🤷♂️
jail/prison
oh god, that sounds... weird...
btw, that "Hello literally everyone" tweet, yet to see countries respond to it xD
also tbh some of those FB leaks read like the company is already fighting against their profit optimization AI pushing shit lol
they do as little as they can to try to rat out the edge case ultra extremism that occurs on their platform
Any social media that has recommendations is to some extent doing the same thing
they do fuck all about it until it hits that point
Man wiki social network sounds like a place for nerds 
casual reminder that the 6th was organised on FB and twitter even moreso than it was on parler iirc
The recommendation system might have even started out as trying to be helpful but then it got A/B tested with the metric being engagement
(Well, organised as much as you can organise a room of headless chickens, but, still)
Or in Facebook's case I'm pretty sure they hired psychologists to learn how to tune it to be more addictive
They didn't just stumble in to it due to poor metrics
It didn't seem to do anything when I turned it on
am not colorblind, just prefer those colors
it turns greens to blues and reds to oranges
Anger and fear are what draw the most engagement at the end of the day
it just aims to get rid of the most offending colors which people are blind to
So, if your eyes are already broken, god knows what you'd see, I mean, if you're in dark mode most of the colors are white on X, so, 🤷♂️
This new theme swaps colors like red and green across github.com for orange and blue
that's what github says
can confirm
Oh you have to go change your theme too
I figured turning the preview feature on would switch to the appropriate theme
gg
The blue is nicer but the yellow is harsh
yeah i like the blue but would prefer the red. They should just let you choose your preferred colors lol
Plus at this point I'm trained to look for that darker green to spot the part of a line that changed
sometimes I question wether companies doing stuff to aid with disabilities actually speak to those with disabilities
uh, probably
or if they do and people with disabilities are just done with it all and are more than happy to even get minimal effort out of them
Well, I mean, discords thing is just to turn everything grey, which, idfk how that makes sense for anybody unless you're able to use light more for everything, which, I can't
they state this change is specifically targetted towards those with colorblindness in the red/green spectrum. Won't apply to all forms of colorblindness
hilariously doom eternal has some amazing accessibility options
The releases refresh is awful
They hide most of the release notes even though it says the point is to make them better
It's not just some JS to load the rest of the release notes either, that shit actually goes to a new page
am tired, done with work, want to do things
have no motivation to do things
am depressed
AMA
what is the last project you started and finished?
they are always In Development™️
i finished (=released in a usable state) shogicraft on sunday and now i can get started on a naml parser, woohoo
gonna be fun?
Facebook techs spent the day rummaging through drawers looking for one of these
😄
I think I had one of those still. Somewhere in the dark abyss of my basement
Why would you have one of those?
it's a typical connection iirc
A really old printer that could connect onto your router for local network to discover iirc
Yea, some printers and shit used that a whiiile back
DB-9 to RJ-45 cable
I don't think it lasted long or anything, but, it still was a thing
That's how you configure cisco gear
Damn
Yea, used those cables on my CCNA course
it's just a typical serial connection more or less
They could’ve call me. I will sell them one for a cheap price of $200

Yeah zcat is right. It’s just not mainstream
TIL isn't not actually RJ-45, it's just called 8P8C
Same amount of pin?
Yeah, RJ-45 has a slightly different shape though, it has a little key sticking out of it
When in doubt just plug it in 
Wiggle a bit
In my old shop we have so many served cable coz people don’t know about the clip that you have to hold down to release cable 
when in doubt, use a hammer
Nice
nowadays the clip is just like, weak af
they also break on cheap connectors lol
On purpose I think so people don’t send entire machine down with it even they yoink them
the plastic degrades slightly over time I imagine
Lol
and they'll often have a boot of "soft" plastic made out of the hardest plastic they could figure to call soft, so even when you're pushing hard they just don't get there fully
but also yeah new ones suck in general
is facebook still down?
I hope so
lol
no
This remind me I bought some cheap cat5 from Amazon before
why would you buy 5 cats from amazon!!!!
if you're in a domestic environment, gigabit is not that importante
Like, sometimes you just need to get it plugged in
Yeah plus cat5e is a whole lot cheaper
Most business customer will not give a flying fuck
aye
cat5 != cat5e
My bad pheonix
smh
cat5 will not do gigabit, cat5e will
I was referring to cat5e
do places even still sell cat 5?
Can you even get cat5 nowaday??

Yeahhhhh
I had one in a router package just recently
Lmao
tf
Real cheap stuff!
hey, finders keepers
Probs some warehouse in the middle of nowhere in which they've generated a lifetime supply of the stuff they've gotta get rid of
"most Cat 5 cables actually meet Cat 5e specifications, though they are not specifically certified as such"
so maybe it will actually do gigabit but they just cheaped out on the certification ¯_(ツ)_/¯
I mean
All that really changed is that they added a thing in the middle of the lead
for shortish runs, it's probs not gonna be an issue
wat
if you had long runs of cat5, it probs would hit giga
using a NAS without gigabit speed is a slog
I will bet not every house has NAS 
most people don't have a NAS
most people are stupid so ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Most people only has one hard drive pheonix 
You do know that there is a whole world out there other than you pheonix?
gigabit isn't enough for a NAS 
I ordered an RT3200
so...
backup? what's that?
nice
You know people call everything wireless WiFi here in the State
Phoenix will have a fit
I have accepted a long time ago that the US is just insane
I was going to wait for a router that has a USB 3 port on it (SoC supports it, everyone either only wires up 2.0 or leave it out entirely)
LOL
Decided I could just buy another one if/when that happens or just get a NAS
Just buy more NDMe
just gonna make a phone call over the cellular wifi
yeah, using a router for network storage is often not ideal
at least not if you want fast speeds
really depends on how powerful their cpu is I guess
Pheonix do you know this magical thing you can run internet through your power outlet!!!! It’s like magic!!
and if the USB shares bandwith with other stuff
/s (just in case)
it's also slow af
i was just about to put latest in a bug report 🙂
and yes, I used to have one of those
Modern cellular deployments sometimes may as well just be wifi
unfortunately it doesn't help in my current setup due to breakers :S
lets just casually fucking murder MM
its just cause I have no clue what version this is, its whatever was just built. doesnt have a version number
People also think 4G is speed like you get 4 gigsbyte speed
I always wondered that as they seem to act like it works over every home
And 5G somehow become related to microwave 
lol
But, like, most of the ads I see are in the states, whereas am in the UK where ring main hype
Fucking 1700 Mhz and wide enough channels you can only get a handful of users at full speed so they just spam them all over buildings in urban areas
1, 2, 3, 4, microwave, 6 /s
yeah I'm glad I don't live in a densily populated building lol
but some of my neighbors' wifis are annoying
I was talking about cellular
People be going batshit about a “visible” celltower so now they been hiding them so it’s out of sight

I remember people setting towers on fire because of 5G. Towers that weren't even doing 5G, only 4G...
If they can’t see it, they don’t get sick
In a decade when everyone is on 802.11ax wifi congestion should be less of a thing
Yea, we had one set up in flames somewhere within this kinda region
No they hide them and make them less noticeable in cities
on buildings, on lamps, etc
Yeah
I think china even has like 5g things which can go IN the light fixtures
In California they make them look like trees
Oh great. More burning trees /s
Do they burn as good as the trees or is it gonna stick out like a sore thumb in a few years?
Idk isn’t UK the home of original 5G tower burner? Lol
it is
no compassion? for poor ppl who just don't understand? c-c-c
I gets me thinking sometimes... why did they left caves and stone age
My inner conspiracy theorist is going wild over this picture.
Too much 4chan for today, I am going to sleep.
ok
4chan?
I don't speak vodka, what's that say?
all about 16chan now
There used to be some batshit stuff on it but it was readable in a sense
Now it’s just meme spam or porn
and thats why I still visit
Maybe I am just old now
4chan is where I got all my porn wallpaper in 2006
lol
Amaranth furry confirmed??
I mean, it defo used to be better but more... er... "edgy"
outside of summer
summer was the season of the summer f... er...
peak 1, peak 2, facebook downtime
green line is botnet activity and yellow is unique originating points
keeping track of all of this stuff is fun
I think some nations use their firewalls to DDoS things they don't like
You post winnie the pooh images? Weird, someone misconfigured China to send facebook.com traffic to your home computer
and you mentioned river crabs, twitter is going there too
I'm sure some botnets use facebook for C&C too, yeah
Easier than trying to hide an IRC server
Now a days matrix is all the rage for C&C
I been monitoring a few of those for a while, they do a damn good job of hiding what's actually pulling the strings
I seen discord used as C&C for some malware too. It's actually a clever idea because Discord would not be suspicious unlike a random host in, let's say DPRK
Use multiple C&C mediums and have the bots themselves distribute the message between them
Now you have to find all of them and figure out which one it came from
that would be pretty hard to implement and make sure it is robust
I seen poor implementations where taking control over one bot lets me have full control over the entire thing
Signature verification and a counter should stop any hijacking or replay attacks
would be one mess to keep it in sync tho and keeping track of who has who to avoid broadcasting it to the entire thing over and over
and after all, everyone just skids mirai and calls it a day.
and updating medium support if you use exotic stuff like discord
it's not like IRC where u implement proto and ur done for good more or less lol
IRC has it's own issues too.
https, support for generic forum scripts like phpbb, vbul, xenforo, ... and have them "exchange private messages" on forums all over the internet
tho it might be difficult to scale
as bonus u have tons of dead forums on internet that could be used and abused
Yeah that would work, and then some basic (let's say TOR, service to update then with what forum to use or push new scripts)
:(
yes i am famous
i know omg
no more camotoy 😔
???
@restive thicket 
TIL when facebook goes down everything with their app installed and everything that uses facebook's auth library will DDoS DNS servers
That's why everything else was struggling on the internet, Facebook clients were kind of accidentally destroying it
Oh hey Windows 11 released today
released or supposed to release?
ISO is out yet?
thanks
Was trying to figure out what part of this URL was junk and what was needed
Turns out none of it was needed
???
I got to that URL but with a bunch of junk in the query string
lol
Was reviewing it to see if any was important before I sent you a broken link or something that leaked my session or something
I can't believe it's launching without the ability to use the built-in Teams for business accounts
I had to jump through hoops to disable that one too since otherwise it breaks the standard one
I still don't have a fucking clock on my second monitor either
My main monitor is usually showing something full screen so my desktop basically just doesn't have a clock anymore
the 11 taskbar not having a clock on non primary monitors is god awful
No clock, no volume control, etc
Wasnt that also not a thing on 10?
it was with windows 10, not with earlier versions pretty sure
windows 7 definitely not
I was using some utility to get it on 7 and I think 8 but I'm pretty sure that was built in to 10
windows 10 was the first version to add a clock to other monitors
most people used displayfusion to add it on old windows
windows 11 is meh
definitely will be holding off for a year, but I do that with any new windows release anyways
I wanted the new shiny 😛
And I would have upgraded a couple days ago anyway to get WSLg
WSLg is pretty awesome, yeah
TIL one time Google had a smartcard needed to boot an HSM stored in a safe but the safe combination was stored in a secret manager encrypted using the HSM
When shit hit the fan they had to cut the safe open
really? link?
On call guy was in NYC and didn't have a smartcard there, coworker in Australia couldn't get it out of the safe, coworker in Cali remembered their safe combination but their smartcard was broken. They took a power drill to the safe in Australia to get it open and then learned it was broken too!
Turns out both of them were putting the card in backwards
It's the beginning of the first chapter
Guy in NYC didn't know what he was doing and rebooted the HSM which is what broke it
lmao
hehe, Google's solution to disaster recovery communication is to make a new chat app every time the previous one goes down
@astral linden

hi
can i defeat you with a bell pepper 
stares at gnome
gonna see how well my Celeron N3450 handles IJ
y'all actually bother updating Windows? Couldn't be me :)
sherman is the guy that's still using windows 7 in 5 years
IT RUNS
laggy, but still!!!!!
surprisingly usable ngl
gradle took 1m30s to start and build literally nothing, gg
Windows 10*
pretty sure auto updates are gonna make me update in the future anyway
mostly because I'm too lazy lel
naml?
yes
I see no information about a compact version!
Compact YAML is JSON-like.
Well, compact JSON is compatible with YAML 2.0 :)
Release wem???
This looks like hcl, apart from the fact that hcl is a full language so is a lot more complex.
dont
3h School free and I'm going home to install windows 11
worth that trip home and later on back for maths 😅
bruh
I wish I am this excited to install OS
Introducing ElshoutOS
🅱️iomaOS
🅱️ruh
ElshoutOS: only languages are dutch or german
randomly kernel panics
can take up to 20 minutes to actually do something
unlock the registers
let all programs write to the OS registers
I dont wanna do mc plugins anymore but i got no clue what else to do
Write your own MC server implementation in some cursed language!
i think i'll pass lmao
dont make me suffer more 
Life of your average rtp dev
BashCraft™️
Oh God.
Strings go brrr
I remember making "classes" in bash with nested serialization/deserialization support.
@untold meadow BEST kezz
Bash god
@twin lagoon epic?
best kezz
best @little frost AND @twin lagoon 
no way
Elshout
yes way
Batched rollout probably
lol
You mean OUR phone?
True
Working as expected
Backend developer vs end user utilization


i would never!!
go home
am in math class
World of Tanks?
ypres 1916
you can force the upgrade
just download the assistant
michael epic??
Yeah if it's later this day not available I'll do it.
it's not gonna be later this day
they're not releasing it every user within a day, the process takes weeks
if you want it today, or even this week, use the assistant
i've been using it since yesterday
it's fine if you use startallback otherwise the taskbar is bad
I've been using it for 5 days now :3
i want my taskbar to be usable and not take up twice as much space
If you want it to be looking like on a beloved macos environment, you can just say so
i don't want a macos dock
Yes you want
Looking fine so far on my surface, but I can imagine it scaling horribly on any 4k monitor if you have a dozen of icons there
i guess i can do this which is semi cursed
the irony is that I bought startisback for windows 8 back when the start menu sucked, windows 10 didn't need it, and now startallback exists for the unfinished 11 taskbar :P
although i kinda dig it
can I still move it to the side?
yeah you can left align it
(yes I use task bar on my right corner instead of bottom)
oh
wut
you mean like that
only left??
no you can't
get fucked etern
they got rid of taskbar positioning
i meant you can left align the icons on the taskbar
wtf
taskbar on the side is fucking disgusting
ok not updating
the taskbar in 11 is literally a downgrade from 10 in many ways
it looks nice
but that's about it
that basically sums up the entire w11 experience
I hate taskbars that are like that but I know quite a few people use it like that, which is even more surprising that they just axed it entirely
I been using it like this since forever
idk they got rid of a lot of taskbar features
don't worry I'm sure windows 11 spring update or fall update next year will fix it
eventually ™️
ok I am staying on 10 just becasue that will annoy the shit out of me
"windows 10 didn't need it"
nah it did, windows 7 start menu is superior
if I cant move it
do you have more than 1 monitor
yes lol
wtf how do you not get annoyed by a massive fuckoff line betwen your monitors
happy windows 11 day!
although
i could probably live with a side taskbar on my second monitor
right now it's split
oh I have it auto hidden
when not in use michael
do they take away that feature too??
not sure about that one
This is a sad news
my largest issue with the taskbar is no clock on non primary display
fullscreen game? now you can't see the time
eternity sometimes i feel like you type english like you'd type french, grammar wise
did the clock disappear from secondary monitors? 

french is basically broken english
yes 
wtf that's also sad
they took away MY ability to check time on task bar?
do I HAVE TO find and install RAINMETER AGAIN? like in 2001 ??
no you just have to wait a year for windows 11 to regain all of the features :D
wslg 
displayfusion
ew
yea
thanks for the reminder to change my background on my laptop
make it auto hidden
it only appear when you move mouse over 
OK SEE I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE @serene bolt
ok autohide pretty poggers
displayfusion handles it properly where you can still fullscreen apps without the taskbar existing
yes michael
so you won't just have empty space
does this release still have the "show more options" in the desktop's context menu?
now you just need to find a wallpaper than's made for duo screen
in theory i should be able to have it center normally
i just can't be bothered
no I mean like this for the meme

the one you have rn if you have it centered, the middle section will still be cut off by monitor bezel
Hey I've got a pretty stupid question i'm trying to do an srv record and it's not working though I've done it before and followed a tutorial, any idea what might be wrong?
show the entire info 
your SRV record should be pointing towards play.dualitymc.whatever your tld is something
not to dualitymc
Ah yes, classic Windows
hmmmmm
#minecraft #meme #memes
Apparently riptide tridents don't work as expected when you're riding another entity.
day #120 of trying to get abs (4-month checkpoint) (wow): no exercise lmao
day #2 of trying to get abs:
abs reveal wen
wtf
day #0 of
it's the name of the record
Ok thanks kitty
kitty
are you guys looking for translators for paper wiki or something?
Reee stop changing my name cx
only the n remains
oh, damn, my keyboard didn't show me that at first
Welp, we got two characters left, DEDY
lmao they deleted the tweet
Welcome to Discord's home for real-time and historical data on system performance.
I mean
topkek and all, it's not like they do much better
^
I would too, if I wanted FB to buy me one day. 
The one time discord isn't down they start talking shit
yeah xd ms site loads and loads
edit: it finally loaded
Pls no
I’d rather let google fuck me in the ass
did hetzner up their prices?
for IPs
Did you set the wrong taxes? 
no lol, i'm just looking at the price and its 4,22 now but i pay 3,01 
even with no tax its more expensive
Yes, permanent ban
That would be an easy way out for him
Doesn't the bot auto rename those names normally? 🤔
Maybe changes by staff bypass that? ¯_(ツ)_/¯
its not like i'm the one changing it
I can't help but lament the lack of a #minecraft-videos channel.
Whenever there's a Minecraft video I want to share, I gotta put it in here. Argh.
31 Small Minecraft Updates for Big Improvement! Minecraft has received plenty of updates over the years. And with another big one on the horizon through the Minecraft 1.18 caves and cliffs update part 2, Skip the Tutorial decides to focus on the little tweaks and changes Mojang could make to improve the game. Whether that's fixing the cauldrons,...
Pretty sure that's been a thing for a while
This Facebook whistleblower stuff is basically just telling the rest of the world what anyone involved in tech could tell you for years
Honestly, the more people are finally on the same page as eachother, the better.
All of their systems are optimized for engagement and they rely on shitty AI systems to scale content filtering to try to keep kids away from things like vaping ads
watching FB just disappear from the internet yesterday was funny af
Someone at facebook royally fucked up, and so their entire network dropped offline
Wrong answer only?
They pushed a bad BGP update, it removed a lot of their routes from the internet
The US government launched an attack on Facebook, causing system failures worldwide /s
Allegedly all their door locks etc depend on Facebook being up as well, so apparently they got locked out
(is a rumor at least)
It seems like most of their stuff was still reachable but their DNS wasn't so everything else fell over
I thought it was Rutte, trying to prevent us from spreading the truth about vaccines!
But yeah, then someone had to get in to a datacenter to push a fix since they knocked out remote access too
Today at 1651 UTC, we opened an internal incident entitled "Facebook DNS lookup returning SERVFAIL" because we were worried that something was wrong with our DNS resolver 1.1.1.1. But as we were about to post on our public status page we realized something else more serious was going on.
Still don't have a coalition, he can't do anything! Right...?
it's a good read
That blog post shows the DNS server DDoS that was happening too
basically someone made a big oopsie and no longer has a job 
I doubt they were fired tbh
You don't fire someone for a mistake like that, they're going to be the biggest advocate for finding a way to ensure it never happens again
can confirm, have been linking my card to paypal for a while now
195 days and counting!
while it's best practice to not blame people for things like this (see aviation), im sure facebook would fire for less lol
But yeah, it turns out if Facebook goes down (at least this way) all of their apps and any app using their SDK spams login attempts which by itself is a lot of DNS traffic but is kind of worse since for the DNS server it has to wait for all of those requests to time out
That'd be stupid on their part
it was also interesting seeing the effect on all the other major social media platforms when people didn't have facebook
for moments i was thinking why is SoundCloud talking about the disappearance of Facebook, until i looked at the logo better
Twitter saw like what double the traffic?
It has to time out, but also since client didn't get response to cache, it might request it again sooner.
i am back in california
that is enough plane travel for me for quite a while
krusic y do u laugh
Like physical door locks and not just access to their systems being lost?
Krusic likes planes
It's not that their doors lock dependent on FB being up, it's probably more like one of their internal services is a common access system that you scan your ID to get into a room
So they're locked always, you scan, it unlocks for like 4 seconds, you go in and it relocks
My bank had those everywhere, and yes, you couldn't get into rooms if that system went down
Since I have to wait 16 hours for a plane in like a week. 
Ah yea these were short flights, but, they were small planes. I don't mind international flights as much, at least there is more room (relatively)
where you going?
maybe we're sending krusic to Brazil
Beograd to Ljubljana. 
TIL simple runs a bank
Lol nah, I meant the one I worked in
https://www.visitljubljana.com/en/visitors/
Ljubljana (pop. 293,000) is one of the smallest European capitals. It's never crowded – but also never boring. 50,000 university students give it its ...
Simple works at a bank 
never heard of that place either
Nope. Just have to wait 16 hours for it.
Oh i see
Connecting flight. 
Ah yeah
when I go to the philippines, I typically try to save money by just taking long af layovers
think I had 18 hours in china
that was great
Thats funny
Simple alresdy can’t sleep in his own bed
What make you think he can sleep in noise airport

Yeah, I slept a bit but it had no sleeping areas. I just paid for access to a lounge (not usually allowed, it's usually for business class tickets or above, but I just asked if I can slip them some cash and they're like "ok")
Actually being tired.
So I went in and just slept in a chair, then got free food and beer
Yeah you can slip them a $20 and get access 
Yeah that's literally what I did
Pretty sure they just pocketed it
Which I don't care
Lounge was much better than normal terminal
I have a habit of just walking up to lounges and asking if I can pay now. Does not work in murica 
"No fuck off"
Yeah
Worth though. They have a lot of free food and beer in there
Got pretty drunk and almost missed my flight :D
I just need a 220V socket and I'm set.
Tfw krusic takes 220v
thought it was 240 in europe
ah
Can work up to 400V.
ah nice
As much as I don't like plane travel, I want to be able to go PH again now lol
Bleh
I legit regret not going with my car.
drives car over ocean
Everyone in my mom's hometown was blown away by my gopro
I was like, mmm
kk
Everyone wanted their pictures taken
Not even that good of a camera
You broke the Prime Directive, gotta stop interfering in primitive civilizations 😛
Yeah guess so lol
10 years from now when you return they'll have a gopro religion or something
The amount of times I heard "Does the picture come out THAT small though???"
and I'm like "no"
hi
henlo aber!
Hey on the bright side it means I'm not alone :)
i didnt even see this but i can sleep anywhere, lol, it's just I'll wake up with a really sore neck or something

Fake kezz beat us in match last night
@left swiftWHO ARE YOU
someone without mana
who needs help
Joe
mama

Drones raining from the sky in Zhengzhou 😬
Word on the street is that a rival drone company that lost the bid interfered to overwhelm the drones nav system!
https://t.co/MukM8PjJJr
2919
7205
LMAO
lol
free drones
insecure radio transmission will do that to ya
drone be like "oh hey a radio wave telling me to dive into the ground and die, ok i'll listen!"
Nah, they probably just jammed the frequency and the drones default to "land immediately" when they lose signal
Some seem to have broken though and went for "power off immediately" and just fell out of the sky...
:p
...oh, that's what the tweet replies think happened too
lol yea saw that yesterday while everyone was losing their minds that FB was down
i hate brands on twitter
Why stop at Twitter
they are trying hard to be cool, but yet they turn out pretty cringe. Not cool
hahaaa man I'm dead
might wanna learn to spell that first then 
it's so you don't suspect us
you're already yeeted
nobody expects dumb bots to take over the world
Day #1 of waiting for apps to update to the new iPad mini 6 aspect ratio:
Netflix, TikTok, Prime Video, and many more are still not updated
Also
Day #1 of me hoping for Apple to release a software fix for the jelly issue on the iPad mini 6 screen
isn't ipad always 3:2
why would the aspect ratio matter in the age of responsive apps? 😅
that's literally 3:2
or does crapple not do responsive stuff 👀
I actually do not know what the aspect ratio is
But it’s different from any other iPad
Which means that most apps have an ugly black border on each side
wait they have letterboxing?!?
wtf apple lol
who at apple thought going back to the 2000s was the right way to do it xD
well the thing with apple is they only have like one aspect ratio so there's no point in making them dynamic
...until they had more than one
like every ipad has caused letterboxing
compare with android where you have to support literally every aspect ratio that could even exist
I mean that is nothing new, we had to deal with that on desktops for decades now lol
well yeah, im not saying that the apple way of assuming other screen sizes won't ever exist is a good idea
decimals in aspect ratios is so dumb
omg kezz
@void void Ronnie flex in drankstand
You don't want to post this shit every other day
Day two of getting abs: I ate more cinnamon bun, but I also went for a one hour walk. I started sweating when I saw a nice picture of Shakira.
Man
This guy would probably end up suicide by gunshot to the back of the head for yoinking facebooks domain

what the fuck? you went outside?
Potato ¤¤ hummingbird? bears on the beach . run
Run
or grindr
same thing
ICANN says only Facebook is allowed to say who owns facebook.com
GoDaddy couldn't sell it to you no matter what
New World?
TIL there is actually a technical reason why M1 macs don't support eGPUs
Their IOMMU only works with 16k pages
yes
But they have to support 4k pages still for Rosetta stuff so they run in a weird hybrid mode
definitely
https://bugs.mojang.com/browse/MC-217906 has been "fixed"...
along with https://bugs.mojang.com/browse/MC-229365
also did Paper fix https://bugs.mojang.com/browse/MC-179916? I remember there was some patch about foxes loading chunks a while ago
that first one doesn't sound like a problem to me
the second does
nvm i massively misread 
wonder what the fix was
speaking of, if anyone wants to take my dead plan for a tool that would generate diffs between any given snapshots with Yarn+Mojang mappings that would be cool
now I have stuff to do and it doesn't take that long to do manually so I never really did much work on it
zombie busy now? 
I still only have half a floor in my living room lol
wtf
was replacing floor, then stuff came up, now there's only half a floor...
shittt xD
ATs, mojmap, and an effort to write patches that are minimal diff and try to avoid the kind of changes that cause conflicts could make updating to snapshots a possibility
Well, I could see doing it with CraftBukkit anyway
Spigot and especially Paper do some much more invasive changes
It'd probably be a full time job to keep even CraftBukkit up with snapshots though
It was a full time job for Dinnerbone to do it for betas back in the day :p
doing it iteratively would help, handle the changes in smaller chunks
mojmap will also help a lot
right now spigot tooling both cannot be trusted and is not open at all, so we likely won't be able to do any of that as long as we're based on spigot
best we could do is do the spigot update ourselves guessing how md_5 would handle the situations which come up
but then that means when spigot does release, we gotta go back and remember to check everywhere to see how wrong we were
still it could be done. I just don't think anyone wants to go through all of that dealing with anything spigot
once it's all on paper I have no doubt people will be lining up to work on that
Paper hardfork waitingroom 
i've got my oracle free tier set up, i want to open a port somehow and host SFTP on it, but i've found no way to open a port with it
open it per usual on OS level
on the cloud panel you have to set up ingress & Engress rule @south matrix
or just let it all pass and just manage it on OS
JRoy pls go approve PR
instead of reacting

aa where i am blind
gecko finally getting a proper server setup?
but yeah just allow all if you only have 1 instance and no need of those rules
nah just trying to somewhat offload my cpu
but i don't understand how i can access it... do i have the entire public ip?
no way they give you an entire ip on free tier
they do
do they have a /8 or something jesus
you get the while thing iirc
is a ip expensive?
https://cloud.oracle.com/ Dash board > Instance > [Your instance name] > Instance Detail > Virtual Cloud network: XXXXX (Click this) > subnet XXXX > Default security list @south matrix that's the path
yes, it's pretty coveted nowadays @chrome cosmos









