general

[quasi valley]

regreddit

[magic river]

I go on things like /r/rust, /r/javascript, /r/hardware, /r/news

[worn ember]

Gottem

[left swift]

Regeddit

Regedit

/r/pol

[magic river]

And at 2am when I'm questioning my life choices I go on /r/all until the sun comes up 😄

[left swift]

/r/big_truths

[worn ember]

I go on /r/spottedfurry

[magic river]

twitter is where I do my doomscrolling, reddit is for news

[left swift]

Reddit news

[quasi valley]

For a second I read “Twitter is for news”

[magic river]

News about new JS or Rust projects

[left swift]

If I want news I watch keemstar

[magic river]

Or nvidia rumors

[worn ember]

I watch the news for news

[mossy vessel]

Twitter is for news

[quasi valley]

Ofc you would say that, nmf

I get all my news from trending hashtags

[mossy vessel]

I don't see something wrong with that

[left swift]

I learn all important happenings from twitter trending

Like what tommyinnit said about tubbo

[worn ember]

Who and who?

[left swift]

Poor ded

How you gonna keep up with the times

[worn ember]

I don't think I'm missing out on much

[left swift]

Keemstar and Twitter trending

The two unbiased news outlets left

[magic river]

2 of the 5 most tweeted about Met Gala attendees were jpop stars

Or kpop? Not sure

This is what twitter is good for 😛

[worn ember]

So absolutely nothing? XD

[left swift]

Half of twitter are those 12 year olds stan kpops

[worn ember]

Ah yes kpoops

[left swift]

Mentally ill is the term i was looking for

[magic river]

TIL blackpink is still a thing

Considering this is jpop I'm going to guess none of the members there now were around 5 years ago

[left swift]

You would get swatted if you said that on twitter

[magic river]

It's just a name with a rotating cast that gets booted out as they get too old

[worn ember]

Jokes on them I'm already swatted

[left swift]

I'm pretty sure all those kpop groups are like that

Corps owning a brand and the singers are just rotated out

If you thought amazon had bad work practices wait till you hear about what kpoop singers go through

[worn ember]

What a surprise

[wispy blade]

What a surprise

[left swift]

Naomi knows

[magic river]

You get rotated our for getting too old or for getting a boyfriend

Or even just photographed with a male around your age in public

[worn ember]

I'd be in there forever

[wispy blade]

i don't listen to kpop except for that one Parannoul album

[magic river]

The guys can't be seen around women either

[wispy blade]

don't the guys also have to go into the army?

https://parannoul.bandcamp.com/album/to-see-the-next-part-of-the-dream

[magic river]

Otherwise their fans have trouble pretending their parasocial relationship could turn in to a romantic one and lose interest or make death threats

I wonder how many of them suddenly gained "brothers" who they have to be careful to not kiss in public but can hang out with 😛

[wispy blade]

isn't it normal to call your friends "brother" in korea?

source: i read a couple manhwa

[left swift]

I think most of them get exemptions

From serving in military

[wispy blade]

pretty sure i saw some tweet pop up a while ago about how bts was not gonna get exempted from serving

[void void]

lmao

[left swift]

I know one of them got sent and the military made like a social media account so they could get updates on him

Lmao

[magic river]

https://giphy.com/gifs/season-12-the-simpsons-12x14-3o6MboQihmMtZSAhIQ

Hmm, not the scene I thought it was going to be

[left swift]

Boomer gifs

[magic river]

Looking for the yvan eht nioj stuff

Dude that was peak Backstreet Boys times

aka peak millennial

[wispy blade]

i still have yet to ask one of the history teachers at my school what he thinks of my bloody valentine

[void void]

wut

[magic river]

Punk band

[wispy blade]

shoegaze band*

[magic river]

It was that awkward time in between 80s synth stuff and grunge music

[wispy blade]

i guess you could say grunge evolved from it

but

it's more just loud guitar soft vocal

[worn ember]

Go sleep

[magic river]

Grunge is technically older than shoegaze

[wispy blade]

🤔

man why do all the good genres come from the UK

[magic river]

They're kind of similar though, grunge is just angry while shoegaze is more psychedelic

[wispy blade]

wouldn't describe it as psychedelic, more as atmospheric

which overlap a lot

xd

but yeah i've been listening to a lot of stoner rock lately

[magic river]

I think a better term would be ethereal

...which after a quick Google search is actually a kind of music

[wispy blade]

yep

can confirm

have a couple albums (probably) that fit that description

[magic river]

This reminds me, I once had a job to write a website to categorize music. Music seems to strongly resist any serious attempt at taxonomy. I was in way over my head, didn't last 2 months

[wispy blade]

yeah

that's why bandcamp tags exist

remind me to add crab in honey to my playlist

[left swift]

Tf is shoegaze

.g shoegaze music

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoegazing

[magic river]

Even if you agree on what genres exist and what their family trees look like you still get in to the problem of how you categorize bands who jump between genres, albums that jump between genres, etc

[left swift]

Interesting

[magic river]

Realistically I stalled out on trying to do anything coherent with genres and their parents/offspring

[left swift]

Genres are dumb

[magic river]

Like, sure, I can just throw it in a graph and let people define whatever crazy shit they want for genres, no problem

How the hell do I present that to people and make a UI to edit it?

[worn ember]

[magic river]

Of course back in 2006 I was having some trouble with the idea of graph storage too...

[wispy blade]

@left swift just listen to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgykfhIqJ4c if you don't know what shoegaze is

[left swift]

I know what the sound is just never heard it called that

Feel like theres a new genre name for shit every week

[wispy blade]

i too love vreeee vrooooom

but i like Kraus - Pitch Fucker more

because it's louder

[mossy forge]

was looking thru server emojis & i have to ask ... why does papermc have an arch linux emote?

[wispy blade]

why not

arch btw

[simple trout]

hi

[magic river]

It's a meme

[wispy blade]

furiously neofetches

[void void]

[wispy blade]

i wouldn't dare put gentoo on this thing

[void void]

your loss

[wispy blade]

bruh

1.6Ghz 2016 intel quad core

no thank you

[mossy forge]

i should try a wm tbh

[wispy blade]

tell me jerry, how long did it take to compile kde

[simple trout]

is it on kali ?

[void void]

I just did it overnight

not long

[wispy blade]

throwback to the time i installed gentoo in a vm

[void void]

oh god

[wispy blade]

on an fx-6300

[void void]

why not a chroot

lol

[wispy blade]

didn't have spare drive

[void void]

has nothing to do with using a chroot

lol

[wispy blade]

and am not gonna partition my windows drive

[simple trout]

how to change Terminal background in ubuntu is it possible ?

[void void]

why

[void void]

well good thing you don't have to do that to use a chroot

lol

[silver nexus]

I just got my 2nd drive to run windows on

[void void]

i haven't ran windows on anything in years

[wispy blade]

i mean i just put arch on this thing cuz i wanted smth light

[void void]

and I got everyone in my house to use linux

[simple trout]

ur not a gamer

[void void]

ok

[wispy blade]

i've gamed successfully on linux lol

[left swift]

Get owned

[silver nexus]

The only reason I need windows is for games

[void void]

*you're

[wispy blade]

played trackmania nations forever in a debian vm B)

[left swift]

Naomi's extent of gaming is spider solitare

[void void]

most games work on linux

[golden gust]

some games don't work on linux and probs never will 🤷‍♂️

[simple trout]

valorant,osu not works

[silver nexus]

most

[wispy blade]

osu works on linux?

[void void]

osu is on linux lol

[wispy blade]

oh wrong message

[left swift]

Osu isnt a real game

Change my mind

[wispy blade]

heck i even got o2jam to work

[void void]

and I wouldn't let valorant touch anything that you own

[simple trout]

no not

[void void]

yes it is

I play it

it has a native linux client

lmfao

[simple trout]

:/

[wispy blade]

thepoon literally plays on linux

[magic river]

I really need to change to a theme that has an orange, at least for neofetch screenshots

[wispy blade]

i think the red's quite stylish tho

[void void]

it literally has kernel level drivers that you can't remove without wiping your disk and reinstalling windows

[silver nexus]

I want to play Microsoft Flight Simulator and I didn’t buy it on steam(for some idiotic reason) so the only way I can play it is through the windows store

[void void]

lol

[wispy blade]

i wiped my disk once

took 3 days 👀

[left swift]

I wiped my disk once but the smell was awful

[void void]

lmao

also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFFUX6gjjoo

this channel just does calculator covers

of songs

[golden gust]

https://tenor.com/bsXSE.gif

[void void]

very good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeD-qcrxUzY

[wispy blade]

only cover i respect is yellow loveless 😤

[golden gust]

"next video": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuA3nsp4kbM

[void void]

👀

[golden gust]

meanwhile naomi is white loveless

(Except for that time she peed herself)

[wispy blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FrumApgSOA

cat stfu

[silver nexus]

I-

[golden gust]

No denial, js, js

walks out

[wispy blade]

everyone has peed themselves at least once

[silver nexus]

I can’t open any discord servers during school because this is the stuff that’s on all of the servers I’m in

[void void]

Time travel

[golden gust]

If you want, we can just start sharing waifu's who are really brofu's

[silver nexus]

I’m good thanks…

[golden gust]

https://tenor.com/4JHX.gif

[wispy blade]

the only waifu i have is no ambition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aSOtYLH_fI

very cool album

[wispy blade]

it's a metallica song stretched to shit or so i'm told

[magic river]

Did you just make a blue-haired version of your normal avatar and call it tuinity-chan?

[golden gust]

That pic just reminds me of "only my railgun"

[wispy blade]

cat weeb?

how

[magic river]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ouch-railgun-biri-K1PMleoTz7djq

[warm anchor]

Zcat is biggest weeb here wdym @wispy blade

[wispy blade]

TRUE

[golden gust]

I've actually never watched that show, tbqh

[wispy blade]

i've watched 10 mintues

[golden gust]

Kinda been on my to-watch list

[warm anchor]

It’s not bad if you can watch all 6 seasons

[wispy blade]

and got bored of hearing onee-sama every 5 seconds

[warm anchor]

The novel is better though

Better than anime

Coz you do get confused from time to time if you don’t read the LN

[golden gust]

I keep debating on getting a TV, but then I question how much am I actually gonna use it and such

[wispy blade]

same with tokyo ghoul

[golden gust]

TG was good, tbqh, but, it's not really a super rewatchable thing

[wispy blade]

which was RUINED after sqrt(A) btw

[golden gust]

Meanwhile I rewatch clannad everytime I get depressed 😄

[wispy blade]

rewatching zzzz

only thing i've ever reread was Oshimi Shuzo's Happiness

good manga def recommend

[golden gust]

Clannad, Another, NGE, and er, death note; are the ones which I've probs rewatched more than healthy

Kinda wanna rewatch NGE and all of the films given that I don't really recall the movies and all that

[wispy blade]

can't be assed to watch nge

archwiki

[left swift]

Ur waifu is trash

[wispy blade]

stfu about reimu

bet you have never played touhou before

[left swift]

Never will

[golden gust]

I mean, be happy she's taking Reimu

[left swift]

Weeb

[golden gust]

Leaves the S tiers for the rest of us

[left swift]

Naomi goes for the bottom of the barrel so theres no competition

[warm anchor]

Similar style yesh but Tuinity chan is a bit more edgy coz Tuinity is edgy fork

[wispy blade]

calling main characcter bottom of the barrel

touhou isn't eroge 😔

[waxen panther]

naomi is bottom of the barrel

[wispy blade]

now that is true

[magic river]

I'm tempted to upgrade back to bougie nitro so I can use stickers again

But I'd only use them in here

[wispy blade]

but at least the bottom of the barrel serves a purpose >:)

[left swift]

Maybe you can pickup a new animated pfp too amaranth

[warm anchor]

Leaf won’t upload Tuinity chan to Tuinity discord though

He’s being mean rn

[wispy blade]

cuz :wixWeeb:

[foggy veldt]

Do people actually draw these or do they just find anime girl and slap a logo and hair color on them

[magic river]

[wispy blade]

people draw them

[warm anchor]

All ours original @foggy veldt

[wispy blade]

xd

[left swift]

Eternity outsources

[foggy veldt]

[warm anchor]

All custom made by my community artist I have on payroll

[golden gust]

||requesting high quality dickbutt||

[foggy veldt]

Oh I just realized your pfp is a guy version of paperchan

[warm anchor]

Lol

No it’s not

[wispy blade]

it's rie

some oc

[golden gust]

guy version

[left swift]

I disenjoy thoroughly the significant sizing decided by discord superb judgement skills of that or involves included the now released stickers feature

[golden gust]

I mean, it does look like she's tryna take off

[wispy blade]

ofc

needs to get as far away from etern as possible

[magic river]

[left swift]

Amaranth is in weeb discord

[magic river]

I don't think I've ever said anything in there, it's only for the emotes

[wispy blade]

only weeb discord i'm in

[warm anchor]

I have a lot of MC people in my discord now

[magic river]

Although the emotes I wanted are in this discord now too

[warm anchor]

One day they will add paper chan sticker

[left swift]

When is the pokimane section opening eternity

[foggy veldt]

I don’t think I’m in any weeb specific guilds, weeb culture is just mainstream now that almost all of my servers have at least one anime related emote

[left swift]

[magic river]

[left swift]

Papermc is a weeb specific guild now

[magic river]

Always has been

[warm anchor]

leaf will resign if we add more

[left swift]

It might turn furry too cuz leafy is in the hierarchy

[warm anchor]

Leaf is the roadblock!!0

[left swift]

Leaf should be like the queen of england

A figurehead and nothing more

[wispy blade]

true

[warm anchor]

Leaf is French Canadian

[left swift]

Even worse!

[waxen panther]

i do not believe in @static badge's authority.

[foggy veldt]

Get leaf to watch beastars. if you can’t convince them convert them

[wispy blade]

i am still surprised nobody has asked how this is a weeb discord

[left swift]

France is a fake country

[warm anchor]

He already watched

He just won’t admit it

[golden gust]

https://tenor.com/rrUv.gif

[warm anchor]

Zzz

[left swift]

Which reminds me

I need to update my pokimane emote collection now it's been awhile

[merry talon]

This is just the paper version of "not my president"

when he is, in fact, your president

[magic river]

https://twitter.com/kchironis/status/1437882481642917888

Katie Chironis (@kchironis)

the nancy drew: requesting access on something where you know the notification will go to like 100+ people and at least ONE of them will just click "accept" without really questioning you and then you will see Cool Stuff

Twitter · Sep 14, 2021, 8:54 PM

[left swift]

That's how scam emails work

[cedar zenith]

Does anyone know the Placeholder of the world time?

[golden gust]

see the wiki for whichever one of the handful of placeholder things you're using?

[magic river]

https://twitter.com/peter_szilagyi/status/1437646118700175360

Péter Szilágyi (karalabe.eth) (@peter_szilagyi)

Between the 3 Sept and 10 Sept, secure env vars of all public @travisci repositories were injected into PR builds. Signing keys, access creds, API tokens.

Anyone could exfiltrate these and gain lateral movement into 1000s of orgs. #security 1/4

https://t.co/i23jFzAjjH

Retweets

1232

Likes

1523

Twitter · Sep 14, 2021, 5:15 AM

[wispy blade]

luckily i don't use any CI

should change that soon though

whenever i get my hands on a couple old servers off ebay

[left swift]

What for

[olive marlin]

Just use GHA

[golden gust]

Do we really wanna know that naomi's projects may be touching the same disks as ours?

[warm anchor]

Lol

Nioma just rent a server

Why would you want to self host ci

The power bill from those decade old server

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3Rp_0hoNTY

[warm anchor]

Risky click

[golden gust]

The best kinda click, really

not sure if you wanna cover your eyes or grab your eye

[wispy blade]

@warm anchor i don't pay it B)

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKCkRf1L3x8

[warm anchor]

I am telling your mom

[golden gust]

My mate showed me that yesterday

I also may have made a list yesterday

[warm anchor]

I wonder if zcat has a personal discord server

[wispy blade]

what's her name then?

[warm anchor]

Abs if it’s filled with those yt links

And anime

[golden gust]

I got one, but I don't really use it much as it's main purpose was sorta like, "I may stop being perma dead one day and work on stuff"

[wispy blade]

todo lists are EPIC

[warm anchor]

I see

[wispy blade]

checking off stuff gives you that little bit extra happy chemical which makes you wanna check off more stuff

[warm anchor]

Yeah I honestly don’t see zcat talks else where much so I was just wondering

[golden gust]

Too many places to keep track of, tbqh

[wispy blade]

alr imma head out

gotta be at school early 😩

[warm anchor]

That’s right nioma

[whole prawn]

https://www.reddit.com/r/java/comments/po2tmo/java_17_available_now/

[cunning raft]

someone say it again in 2 hours

[true canyon]

sets timer

[whole prawn]

sure ill be back then

[true canyon]

Another 3 hours and we can do the travis exploit

[warm anchor]

Let’s switch the topic to Apple

It’s been 1 hour

[whole prawn]

apples taste good

love 'em

[cosmic raft]

https://i.imgur.com/5WYLDt0.png

[whole prawn]

[Create a Stage Channel]

[novel horizon]

😮

quick

do it

[warm anchor]

Make one kashi

[novel horizon]

well

were waiting

[warm anchor]

We will put lesf on stage

[whole prawn]

name it stripped_oak_log or something

[cosmic raft]

lol

[whole prawn]

pa pa pa pa

[void void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXW-QjBsruE

[drowsy urchin]

Will needing a Microsoft account be required to play Minecraft soon?

[twin lagoon]

they'll force it sooner or later

god yes

[potent fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/correct-plankton-gif-14118231

also hi michol

[ancient bolt]

WHERE

[twin lagoon]

a/b test

they've been testing it for literal months though

[ancient bolt]

ah you can enable it from the bottom right hand "settings"

at least I could do it

didn't have a popup though

had no idea

[twin lagoon]

oh heh i can do it in incognito too from there

[ancient bolt]

option was available on 2 of my gsuite accounts, not available on my backblaze account, not available on my gmail account

[left swift]

a papermc Discord stage event but it's all the dev team taking turns reading the docs

for charity

[vestal jasper]

java 17 released

[warm anchor]

???

[warm anchor]

Hey Vic did you know Apple got 1 TB model??

[twin lagoon]

@warm anchor

[vestal jasper]

wow almost like 1tb laptop SSD's / m.2's have existed for like 4+ years now

[warm anchor]

Good evening Michael

[novel horizon]

ew imagine someone saying ssds / m.2

like that is different

[vestal jasper]

literally 1tb usb c flash drives exist

they're not dongle tiny but they're rather small

[novel horizon]

and they suck also

[vestal jasper]

there are many different SSD form factors

m.2 is one of many options

[novel horizon]

m.2 is a type of connection

[vestal jasper]

cool

[potent fossil]

these exist too https://www.amazon.com/SanDisk-Extreme-microSDXC-Memory-Adapter/dp/B07P9W5HJV

[novel horizon]

better would be to call them sata / m.2

there are m.2 ssds

and sata ssds

[vestal jasper]

I was giving a specific

you're nitpicking something rather pointless to nitpick

[novel horizon]

why it is fun

[potent fossil]

that's shadow's specialty

[novel horizon]

like they weren't obv giving that to you too

[potent fossil]

he aint good at anything else

[novel horizon]

wtf

[potent fossil]

let him nitpick

[novel horizon]

okay simple

[potent fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/puppet-awkward-looking-what-side-eye-gif-15476992

[novel horizon]

[potent fossil]

just kidding but i can't send pepelove bc im broke

[warm anchor]

[toxic bone]

spray bottle

(on cat girl)

[potent fossil]

thanks @warm anchor

[warm anchor]

[spiral robin]

hi

[potent fossil]

hi aber

[spiral robin]

hi!

[potent fossil]

ur cute

[spiral robin]

WOA

!

how are things with mrs simple

[merry talon]

blew my mind the first time I saw a 1tb micro SD

if you've never had one the pictures don't do it justice just how tiny those things are

[potent fossil]

yea wild

[potent fossil]

gewd

dying due to physics but otherwise gewd

hbu

[spiral robin]

c:

[merry talon]

actually the process of death is a biological one simple

[potent fossil]

im biologically dying due to physics

[merry talon]

there you go

[potent fossil]

thank you for ensuring i am correct

[novel horizon]

[solid sapphire]

moring

[brave radish]

yes

Starlight was originally written for Tuinity and released as a Fabric mod later

yes

All of Tuinity's patches were brought over to Paper in some form (some can be squashed into other patches Paper has but the code is still there)

[novel horizon]

they pinged me for that

[solid sapphire]

reddit hurtsmy indised

[solid siren]

Why someone can change their ip

And join

I already ip ban but he can still join

[novel horizon]

It depends, you can use multiple ways, ban also their nickname or so, done

Unless you are on offline mode then 🤷‍♂️

[solid siren]

How about vpn

It is automatic right

Players with vpn cant join

[novel horizon]

It depends, in short, people can change their IP through different ways

Ban their nickname, use online mode, done

[true canyon]

Just ban their Mojang account. Much harder to buy multiple accounts than to switch IP.

And they'll run out faster, for sure.

[solid siren]

How

[novel horizon]

What do you mean how

[solid siren]

I done ban

[novel horizon]

Are you using online mode false?

[solid siren]

Banip

Oh yah

Should i set it to true

[true canyon]

So... yeah. Change that.

[novel horizon]

Then.. 🤷‍♂️

Well it means that people can join with cracked launchers.. so, that's kinda the fault of that

can't do much they can change IP and nicknames again and again 🤷‍♂️

[solid siren]

I seee thanks mate

But can u change ip without using vpn

?

[novel horizon]

There are ways, some ISP use dynamics IPs which change from time to time or with router restart etc

So there are different ways to change IP,yes, but.. 🤷‍♂️

[true canyon]

You won't need to worry about the IP changing if you just set online-mode=true and ban their account with the ban command.

[solid sapphire]

help

my coffee is not workin

im sleeep

[potent fossil]

then perhaps sleep

[solid sapphire]

cant

i have a fucton of java shi to do

[potent fossil]

gl

[solid sapphire]

atleast i can moove to j17 now

[solid sapphire]

when was the last time you destroyed a psu

insert fav gif here

https://tenor.com/view/pug-dog-say-that-to-my-face-funny-sassy-gif-14707738

[novel horizon]

😮

BETTER plugins?

[solid sapphire]

yes

[novel horizon]

no

[unkempt drift]

CMI

[novel horizon]

[unkempt drift]

frankly, closed-source premium plugins are better. The author wouldnt keep the source private, or charge if it wasnt a REALLY good product

[novel horizon]

why use lots of plugins when you can use just one right (:

true

why would it be private otherwise

if it weren't good

[unkempt drift]

ikr?

[novel horizon]

https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/diamondanticrash-anticrash-redstoneprotector-discord-webhook.96029/

need to buy this

https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/aac-advanced-anti-cheat-hack-kill-aura-blocker.6442/ and this ofc

https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/⭐-easybackup-⭐-easy-and-powerful-backup-service-protecting-servers-since-2015.8017/ finally a backup solution

[unkempt drift]

that first one... it adds a teleport command?

cause ya know, vanilla doesnt have one of those

[novel horizon]

neat right?

[golden gust]

Unless you're on windows, external backup solutions are generally much better

[novel horizon]

did u saw the pic?

https://www.spigotmc.org/attachments/diamondanticrash4-png.651663/

[coarse lily]

And you probably shouldn’t be running the server on Windows for various reasons.

[novel horizon]

this one

Imagine if you really paid €15 for that and it literally says that "ad"

[warm anchor]

PERMIUM resource was a mistake

[novel horizon]

https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/sw-battleofsheeps-minigame-bungeecord-mysql-support-free-map-promo-30.72604/ 30% OFF!!

[unkempt drift]

spigot needs to support plugin by subscription

$5/month

[golden gust]

Wanna know an even bigger mistake?

[unkempt drift]

you

[warm anchor]

Wow machine demoted

[golden gust]

||"I'm sure we can get by without a condom once" ~ EterNity||

[unkempt drift]

cat was so about to say that

[novel horizon]

wtf

[warm anchor]

Demoted to janitor

[golden gust]

Still, fuck MM anyways

[novel horizon]

let me be mod screw MM

[warm anchor]

[golden gust]

head pats rie

[novel horizon]

I'll prove myself with recommending good premium plugins on...

Songoda website

[solid sapphire]

[novel horizon]

https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/wirelesshopper-premium-come-to-the-world.86629/

okay so

https://youtu.be/FFK73j19Q0g

look at this demo video

[void void]

windows is closed-source, does that mean it's good?

[novel horizon]

look at that video, 40 seconds

That's demo damn

gotta get that plugin right now

[void void]

lmao

[novel horizon]

so many nice plugins

[void void]

if they were so nice, why isn't the source code publically available

[unkempt drift]

what about that one guy that reviews their own plugins?

[novel horizon]

Because it is so nice they cannot share it

how do you not understand

[void void]

"my stuff is so nice that im not gonna let you see what it is so you can't actually judge it"

ok m8

hf

[novel horizon]

okay im done

even the songoda website sucks

[warm anchor]

Okkkkkkk

That look initially too much like a dick to me

I thought you posted some nsfw sticker

[novel horizon]

nah you are just imagining things

👀

[warm anchor]

Ok it STILL looks like a dick after I inspect it closer

[novel horizon]

yes

[warm anchor]

Wtf is going on over there on ptreo discord

[novel horizon]

they did it prob on purpose 🤷‍♂️

[solid sapphire]

ye

[viscid wedge]

Cock dinosaur

[novel horizon]

like it looks a little bit, but hey

whatever

[solid sapphire]

C#*kasorous

[viscid wedge]

You can say cock

[magic river]

“The first thing we want to talk about is the contract you just completed. The Adventure Society is very happy with how it went.”

“Really?” Jason asked, leaning forward. “I don’t hear that a lot.”

“Imagine my surprise,” Vesper said.

Such snark, I love it

[solid sapphire]

ik

but dont we all know there are 17 9yr olds in this chat

[novel horizon]

17?

[solid sapphire]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

just a guess

NO i cant find the thumbscrew :panik:

[viscid wedge]

9 17 year olds is more likely

[solid sapphire]

anyways i found the screw

it was in my drawer of wires™

[solid sapphire]

is it my eyes or is that blurry af

[novel horizon]

ty mods ❤️

[solid sapphire]

😄

[solid sapphire]

tf

once amazon was like

with occulus quest, people also buy 2 trimmers

like what i dont even have that much hair to cut

lemme see if i still have the image

[solid siren]

is there a plugin that prevents server from crashing

[novel horizon]

🙂

[solid sapphire]

dont crash server. ez

[warm anchor]

Yes it’s called actually read your crash log and figure out what’s going on and prevent it from happening again

[novel horizon]

you liar that's not a plugin name

[floral mesa]

@viscid wedge to be honest, that doesnt surprise me

[solid sapphire]

i found the image

also yes i do like seeing gpu prices and crying

a little piece of ASCII art depicting an arrow: ->. Note that Java uses meager arrows (->) and not fat arrows (=>);

[potent fossil]

i've never heard those be called "meager" arrows before

skinny, yes

[meager tusk]

i just call them java arrows.

[merry talon]

the fact that you can't connect github webhooks to dispatch GH actions workflows...

https://runkit.com/sweepyoface/github-webhook-to-github-actions-workflow-dispatch

zzzzz

[vernal moth]

https://emojipedia.org/pregnant-man/

Has Unicode gone too far?

[quasi valley]

lmao

[minor badge]

Transmen exist ^^

[quasi valley]

I think we need a proximsy emoji on all our phones and apps

[vernal moth]

Oh yeah I know mariell, I just found it funny

There's a few cool things in emoji 14

Handshakes with different hand colors

You can now have 25 different handshake emojis

https://emojipedia.org/saluting-face/ is a good addition too

[mossy vessel]

[potent fossil]

that emoji's hand is huge compared to its head

[solid sapphire]

update

the blade triggered my allergies again

[solid sapphire]

🫄

pregnant-person is not as cursed but still

[chrome cosmos]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/705995155605553193.png?size=64

[solid sapphire]

time to install unicode 14 to se e it

but wait

ill just go and install unicode 42690

[magic river]

The crazy shit you can do with emoji these days would drive me nuts if I worked on a text renderer

[solid sapphire]

ye

[vernal moth]

The handshake with two modificators for the hand colors is fun for sure

[magic river]

You can put together a family emoji with up to 4 people each with their own gender and skin tone. This isn't hundreds of separate unicode codepoints for each variant though, it's like ligatures on steroids where you put all the parts together and it spits out a single standard width icon

[vernal moth]

The family ones are the most cursed ones

[solid sapphire]

nah

[meager tusk]

lmfao they added beer belly emoji

[magic river]

For the handshake they didn't add a handshake emoji, they added right hand and left hand emojis

You can apply a skin tone to each then a combiner to turn them in to a handshake

[potent fossil]

👨🏻‍👩🏻‍👦🏻‍👦🏻‍👦🏻‍👦🏻‍👦🏻‍👦🏻‍👦🏻‍👦🏻‍👦🏻‍👧🏻‍👧🏻‍👧🏻‍👧🏻‍👧🏻‍👧🏻‍👧🏻‍👧🏻‍👧🏻

19 kids and counting as an emoji

[vernal moth]

The handshake emoji already exists

🤝

[solid sapphire]

[meager tusk]

Average slovenian family @ashen cliff

[magic river]

Oh, right

[magic river]

That actually highlights as a single super wide character too

[potent fossil]

yea

[magic river]

It's too complicated for discord to realize it's an emote/emoji and draw it larger though

[potent fossil]

actually that's only 18 kids

👨🏻‍👩🏻‍👦🏻‍👦🏻‍👦🏻‍👦🏻‍👦🏻‍👦🏻‍👦🏻‍👦🏻‍👦🏻‍👧🏻‍👧🏻‍👧🏻‍👧🏻‍👧🏻‍👧🏻‍👧🏻‍👧🏻‍👧🏻‍👦🏻

there we go

[potent fossil]

recall to "would drive me nuts if i worked on a text renderer"

[solid sapphire]

confuson on how you make it

[potent fossil]

i just used this thing https://family-emoji.org/

but it uses zero width joiners basically

[magic river]

Flags are crazy too, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 is 7 characters long

It's a generic flag emoji followed by GBENG and a terminator mark

[solid sapphire]

so wait

[magic river]

🇻🇮 is only two characters though, VI

[vernal moth]

Does the spec actually support more then 4 person families simple?

[potent fossil]

not sure

the site made it tho, and it copies as a single super wide char

so i guess

[solid sapphire]

\🖐️‍\🖐️
this should work

oops 1 sec

yey

i did it

[magic river]

I think a broke my browser trying to load all the emoji variants 😛

There is no "family" modifier on the emoji (although there is a separate stock family emoji), it's just man ZWJ man ZWJ boy ZWJ child

So you can have as many as the software and fonts you're using will support, I guess

[solid sapphire]

yep

[magic river]

Although the spec only lists 24 of them so I dunno

[solid sapphire]

gimme

maybe

yeah a bit overpriced but still

[magic river]

Even a 1050 Ti is better than iGPU but that shit was less than $200 when it came out iirc

Then again my used 1070 sells for more than I paid for it new

[solid sapphire]

i say go for it

[magic river]

If you don't have a GPU I'd go for it just so you have something while we want for things to calm down

Unless you can wait until 2023 to get a GPU

[solid sapphire]

thanks for the advice, i canr really wait till 2023

[nimble depot]

I just got Rook set up to work with my kubernetes deployment. So far I am liking it.

[wispy blade]

enjoy

[desert epoch]

the 1050 Ti has kinda always been overpriced, see if you can get an RX 470/570 or the like instead for the same price before buying it

[little frost]

today i learned 521 is a status code because jitpack is down for a dependency i need 🥲

[potent fossil]

well yea 521 is cloudflare's origin server is down code

[wispy blade]

rip

[little frost]

oh it's non-standard

[potent fossil]

yes, but they kinda had to, cause if they sent a normal 504 (bad gateway) that might imply cloudflare itself is down

in this case cloudflare is operating fine but the backend that it's proxying to is not

but yea that sucks

[little frost]

i just throw any status code i don't know about after http.cat/

https://http.cat/521

[potent fossil]

yea its not standard

oh but they do have an image for it, gg them

[little frost]

yeah they have a bunch

and i love every single one

[potent fossil]

sweet

[little frost]

450 :)

[solid siren]

uhm is there a way when a player dies their item gets deleted not drop

[potent fossil]

idk of an existing plugin for it but if you know java then ^, otherwise it's easy with skript as well

on death of player:
  remove all items from player's inventory

p sure

[magic river]

My bank is so jank

[twin lagoon]

a

[magic river]

Whenever I login from my laptop it detects it as new device due to how locked down I have my browser there

They have a feature to ask you your security questions when you login from a new device

Except it's broken and just has me set up the questions and answers every time

[potent fossil]

most banks are very jank

can comment bc i worked in one and talked to many employees from others and most of the tech stacks were barely hanging on

our bank core (the thing that holds your balance and all account info) constantly crashed

as well as our ATMs

[meager tusk]

same, so much legacy code

[potent fossil]

so...much....

[wispy blade]

inb4 cobol

[potent fossil]

the system i was in charge of had no automated DRP

...I was the DRP

[golden gust]

Which then somehow got an I

So now he's got a DRIP

[meager tusk]

sure, but i learned to respect legacy code after that

even with all that janky, hacky shit it still worked

[potent fossil]

it was brittle but it sure ran

most of the time anyway

like i said, shit crashed all the time

but it was..."fine"

[golden gust]

Legacy code = best code

[wispy blade]

that's why i use the paper api

[potent fossil]

we had a rostering system written entirely in MSSQL

that is not a meme

[meager tusk]

it chugged like a motherfucker here, interestingly enough the people they then hired to write the code on a new stack fucked up

[golden gust]

Especially when it's developed years of hackarounds and grosetises that makes it an horror to maintain, but a nightmare to rewrite

[potent fossil]

that's kinda the fear

[twin lagoon]

IDRIZ!

BRO!

[meager tusk]

BRO!

[golden gust]

You know you've done a good job when you need to write unit tests to ensure shit still works

[potent fossil]

"it works as if, even if it crashes here and there...if we write new shit, how stable is THAT gonna be"

and that's why proposals for new stuff were almost always shot down

as is*

[meager tusk]

you don't wanna know the shit that goes behind ATM software..

that was a fucking NIGHTMARE

[potent fossil]

my system was brittle af, when we had to do a DR failover, I literally had to copypasta the database to the new region and change tables manually to point to new IPs

and yeah, i wasn't in charge of our ATM network but I was on the same team and talked to the guy who was

[golden gust]

You know what's good is when you're working on a codebase which somewhat helps alleviate your imposter syndrome :|

[potent fossil]

he was constantly losing his mind

poor fella

[wispy blade]

:(

[meager tusk]

I don't have as much impostor syndrome as before because of legacy code

[potent fossil]

and the code stink made sense too bc our SLA of fixing those critical problems was something like 20 minutes or less so the fix was often to find the problem code and just patch it right then and there with no thought to architecture or cleanliness

as least in my bank

god this is giving me PTSD

back to physics

[meager tusk]

everything was so kafkaesque in that environment

[golden gust]

Lots of people backed behind those types of systems, and lots of money involved too, so there's always a massive amount of push to keep shit running

Who cares about who has to maintain the systems lol

[meager tusk]

Fuck the project managers at my bank

Those guys raked in money by doing nothing

[wispy blade]

trying to get korobi logs unblocked on school wifi gg

[potent fossil]

THIS LMAO

fuck

"hey simple did u finish that thing"

me: "no not yet"

"ok"

notifies team of delay in stage, goes back to playing games on his phone

[wispy blade]

dream job ngl

[golden gust]

simple

[potent fossil]

fine, jacob u happy

[golden gust]

not douchecanoe

[potent fossil]

oh

[golden gust]

No

[potent fossil]

so mean cat

[meager tusk]

Games on their phone? Fucking lucky

Mine would LEAVE AND GO HOME

Get paid for the full day and not even at work half the time

[potent fossil]

well ngl, he would disappear after awhile. I'd go back to working and I'd look up like 15 mins later and man was nowhere to be seen

so he probably did

[golden gust]

I'd prefer out of the way Vs somebody who like helicopters around doing fuck all

[meager tusk]

And when he was he'd ignore any queries and say "i'll let you know via email later"

😐😐😐

[potent fossil]

eh mine wasn't that bad, he'd at least reply

[meager tusk]

Yea no i'm sure this guy was the relative of some executive at the company hired there just because

[potent fossil]

very well could be

god damn it this physics makes me wanna commit no more awake forever

"determine the total charge on the inner insulating shell"

to do that ofc you have to get it into terms of some other shit you don't know

next question "determine the charge per unit length of that shit"

now i gotta find another thing i dont know in terms of that other shit i don't know

k

[nimble depot]

All thanks to Lynx

[worn ember]

äääää

Me: "i should do some work"
clocks about 20 minutes of work

"ok thats enough, back to dota"

[wispy blade]

yeah

relatable except for the dota part

very epic graph

[meager tusk]

20 minutes? you work too much

[wispy blade]

saturday i got WORK DONE bro.

[meager tusk]

Good bro!

[serene bolt]

it has been far longer than 5 minutes and I am dying to know the results

[wispy blade]

it got unblocked :D

[serene bolt]

:D

[wispy blade]

yeah my school installed some dumb firewall that just blocks any website that it's never seen before

[remote pelican]

your school uses firewalls?

[potent fossil]

This problem in my physics workbook lol https://i.imgur.com/A4cBydZ.png

The note at the end.

"I haven't done this so it might look really ugly but who cares what it looks like"

I'm skipping it

.-. the very next problem. https://i.imgur.com/Urgy0mM.png

killer nuggets

he must've been high off his balls writing this

[wispy blade]

@worn ember you ok?

[worn ember]

no

[wispy blade]

thought so

spending 17 hrs with C# would drive anyone mad

[potent fossil]

im aware

wanna see really informal

that's in the physics 1 book

sec

[twin lagoon]

@potent fossil

[potent fossil]

might be hard to read

worth it tho

shits funny

[potent fossil]

[heady spear]

@twin lagoon I really think you're poopy. Just wanted you to know.

[twin lagoon]

@mental meadow i would like to file a complaint against city

pls ban

[potent fossil]

was hilarious back when we were doing that lmao

[heady spear]

@mental meadow i love you xx don't listen to michelle he's just jelly that he doesn't get my love

[potent fossil]

his physics 1 book had a lot of zombies and evil aliens pushing blocks and stuff around (to illustrate forces and what not)

so far this physics 3 book hasn't had too much funny stuff in it

[twin lagoon]

@waxen panther

[potent fossil]

yes indeed

I lost it at "Note: at some point he fell and scratched his face in a manner that made him look like Harry Potter with a beard."

as if that note was extremely important to the problem

[left swift]

Brocc can u tutor me

[potent fossil]

anyway iirc it was impossible to determine his final heading, there were 2 or 3 possibilities but i don't remember exactly

[heady spear]

@waxen panther Hello friend. You are my friend. I like you. You are very skilled. Best developer. 10/10.

[left swift]

[heady spear]

majkel reminds me of a bag of crips, but the crisps are actually 💩 and the bag is more 💩

[waxen panther]

who hacked city

@twin lagoon

[worn ember]

tends to happen if you live in sweden that everything is 💩

[twin lagoon]

[left swift]

Sweden is my city

[neon lodge]

Hey §

[heady spear]

ok so what if there was a version of minecraft for girls?

with no scary monsters or weapons, and just more types of horses

genius idea. girls love horses

[quasi valley]

you should put yourself in the game

girls love city

[marble lark]

C# is fun at times xd

[meager tusk]

No it's not

[heady spear]

am no horse

[quasi valley]

are you sure

when have you last checked

[heady spear]

girls also like fashion. there should be more horse armor

i need to bring this idea up with a girl so that they can hire a big strong programmer man to create this

but there are no girls on the internet D:

[meager tusk]

what is this convo

[quasi valley]

the only big man I know is brocc

[potent fossil]

just city bringing paper IQ to negatives

[meager tusk]

"bringing" implies it wasn't already

[potent fossil]

its usually low positives

[heady spear]

the fact that y'all aren't invested in this means that u hate girls

[quasi valley]

It has become negative this year's April first

[marble lark]

nah not possible

[heady spear]

typical 4chan users

[marble lark]

DevWav and Aikar are in here

[potent fossil]

outliers

[marble lark]

so it can't be the low positives

[heady spear]

ur right

[meager tusk]

but you're here

[marble lark]

they both single handedly raise the average IQ of Paper

[marble lark]

fuck

[potent fossil]

gawd i have 3 more problems in this gauss's law chapter and i cannot think anymore

goodnight

[marble lark]

night

[meager tusk]

dumb name

"gauss"

[potent fossil]

you're damn right

he sucks

what MASOCHIST does this https://i.imgur.com/umODaCR.png

[heady spear]

ofc u hate scientists

[potent fossil]

his dead self can eat my entire asshole

[heady spear]

typical liberal smh hates science only loves pot and rappers

[left swift]

Sexist

[wispy blade]

@heady spear no.

bad idea

sincerely, a girl

[heady spear]

it's a great idea

go play with a horse or something and let us genius men decide what girls like

[wispy blade]

horses stinky

like you

[heady spear]

horses stinky because no girl has been cleaning the horse

stop being on the internet and go clean horses

[wispy blade]

i don't live on a farm

[heady spear]

go marry a big strong man and live on a farm then

[wispy blade]

no

[heady spear]

fulfill your destiny

wtf

[wispy blade]

i will marry a big girl that will cuddle

[heady spear]

lesbians are just straight women with different fashion smh !

[wispy blade]

city is just an airhead pretending to be smart smh !

[heady spear]

I am man. I am smart.

[meager tusk]

Living on a farm is the dream.

[wispy blade]

citymonstret is synonymous to "not smart".

bro. enough farms in NL.

[meager tusk]

I wanna work with a US based company remotely and make 200k a year and live in Kosovo and move to the Rugova mountains and live there. The dream. @ashen cliff

[heady spear]

ok anyway back to designing minecraft for girls

all girls are vegans, so we just remove all meat

[meager tusk]

And they all like barbie.

[wispy blade]

hf with your b*drock fork

[ashen cliff]

Fact!

FACT!

[heady spear]

and then replace pistons and redstone with glitter and eye shadow

[meager tusk]

Make the background music "I'm a barbie girl."

[wispy blade]

taking away my steak and cool doors? unacceptable.

[heady spear]

they were never urs

redstone is for MEN

[ashen cliff]

You would legit make 10% of Kosovo's GDP per month.

[meager tusk]

Fact bro.

I'd invest it into IPKO.

Maybe then they won't fuck up constantly.

[wispy blade]

lol

[tropic flame]

don't let the villagers know about cryptocurrency

worst mistake I've done in my life

[wispy blade]

oh yeah i still need to add the stockmarket to monkeSiMP

[meager tusk]

What's monkeSIMP?

[wispy blade]

monke Survival improved improvised MultiPlayer

[meager tusk]

Sounds STUPID.

[heady spear]

obviously is

[wispy blade]

ofc it is

makes fortune useless

[heady spear]

ok if ur so rich buy 500 elephants

[wispy blade]

no

don't have space

[heady spear]

pooooooooooor

[meager tusk]

Make space, then.

[wispy blade]

i don't talk to people working on b*drock stuff

[viral hornet]

this is your fantasy

not other's destiny

[wispy blade]

camm ❤️

[heady spear]

farms are gross, there are too many bugs

[twin lagoon]

you are gross

[foggy veldt]

Nice attempt at censoring, unlucky for you there was a discord certified moderator lurking. Get reported kid

[heady spear]

michael why are you so fucking abusive?

[viral hornet]

dejay ?

[foggy veldt]

No me, my badge is just invis

[twin lagoon]

What is a discord certified moderator

[viral hornet]

Nice attempt at censoring, unlucky for you there was a discord certified moderator lurking. Get reported kid

[foggy veldt]

O no

[twin lagoon]

@viral hornet lamingtons

[viral hornet]

I currently have crispy m&ms

[twin lagoon]

[heady spear]

big bucket of hummus to put ur thingy in 🤔

[wispy blade]

Nice attempt at censoring, unlucky for you there was a discord certified moderator lurking. Get reported kid

[formal tusk]

Any good server hosting ? I only have 25$ budget per/m for 10 players and some plugins, don't think a dedicated one will be available in that price though

[wispy blade]

check bloomhost/dedicatedmc

[heady spear]

paypal me $25 and I'll port forward my mainframe for u

[foggy veldt]

Oracle cloud

[formal tusk]

They do not have nodes in asia

[twin lagoon]

try extravm

[viral hornet]

m a i n f r a m e

[heady spear]

shut up camm us experts are talking

[warm anchor]

Oracle

[formal tusk]

I have extravm rn but it's super laggy and support replies after 24 hours

[twin lagoon]

have you tried sending your timings in paper-help

or following optimization guides

[warm anchor]

Post timing report in paper help

[viral hornet]

[warm anchor]

[twin lagoon]

@quasi valley ViaVersion 1.7.10 support where

[viral hornet]

flashbacks to church

[warm anchor]

Lol

Jesus

[quasi valley]

Don't joke about the forbidden curse

it exists

or existed

[void void]

👀

ohno

[wispy blade]

ViaRewind right

[quasi valley]

no

[void void]

wut

[warm anchor]

ViaKneny

[void void]

yes

[viral hornet]

@quasi valley

[heady spear]

genuine question but how do women breathe if they don't have lungs?

[viral hornet]

what

[void void]

what

[formal tusk]

U mean latest log?

[twin lagoon]

no

[void void]

no

[twin lagoon]

./timings paste

[formal tusk]

Ok

[heady spear]

ye the lungs can't fit because of the milk storage

[void void]

what

[twin lagoon]

city please go to spain already