Yeah
#general
warm anchor
Cant you liek call them tmr morning
worn ember
I've tried calling like 3 times now
"all our employees are in conversation right now"
limber knotBOT
things like that is why I love living in a rich country, we can just come in and get vaccinated without an appointment
runs
ashen cliff
rich country
You can just walk up in Slovenia and instantly get it. No questions asked. 
limber knotBOT
well I guess then I just like not living in a country that was slow ordering vaccines ¯_(ツ)_/¯
ashen cliff
So a country that isn't totally mismanaged?
shell vine
get free burgers if u do it in america
limber knotBOT
mfw I upgrade ptero right before a new version drops ;_;
void void
get free burgers if u do it in america
'murica
worn ember
I guess Belgium is poor asf
olive marlin
DED, the place across the street from me has too many vaccines. They rescheduled my first dose to 3 weeks earlier than I signed up for, because they didn't have anyone to give them too.
Poland is clearly superior than Belgium /s
worn ember
i mean if that idiot had just written the time on properly i wouldnt have a problem now
warm anchor
It’s true ded
When we first started we will have people calling the place giving vaccines check daily
For extra dose
vernal moth
whats the best way for a tcp based grid server<->server<->client architecture in kotlin?
I saw ktor has raw sockets but I think thats a dum idea, I have high performance requirements
minor badge
netty?
could probably have some central server setting up p2p or some kinda velocity totally not touching internals plugin to handle stuff
gentle mango
Is it just me or is the spigot rating system broken
wispy blade
no?
worn ember
maybe ur broken
magic river
If you don't give 5 stars they'll bribe you to change it or delete your review
Or report you and get spigot mods to remove it 😛
worn ember
its not that easy
gentle mango
why is a plugin with 400 ratings behind a plugin with 80
worn ember
cuz the amount doesnt matter
vernal moth
could probably have some central server setting up p2p or some kinda velocity to...
this is completely separate from existing minecraft stuff
but ye, am gonna go with netty and see how that goes
tomorrow
maybe
lament patio
why is a plugin with 400 ratings behind a plugin with 80
Depends on the average rating
worn ember
theres this, but not sure how useful it is for you https://github.com/jhg023/SimpleNet
queen tusk
New MC versions
minor badge
?ban @void void Change your avatar & banner if you intend on appealing
thorny flickerBOT
:raised_hands: Banned Possum#1111 (Change your avatar & banner if you intend on appealing) [1 total infraction] -- Proximyst#6900.
ashen cliff
They keep doing that yeah.
foggy veldt
If you don't give 5 stars they'll bribe you to change it or delete your review
On the flip side you get a 1 star if your 1.17 plugin doesn’t work with someone’s 1.8 server
worn ember
https://www.nassiben.com/glowworm-attack
thats been a thing for a while lol
theres a youtube video where they re-construct the sound from the vibration of a leaf
vernal moth
That I could at least understand
But from a power led, that's wild
Then again, I did notice the flicker before
magic river
In theory unless you're inside a giant thermos there is going to be some way to detect sounds you make
ashen cliff
They already demonstrated getting sound from plants and other stationary stuff in the room.
magic river
Whether they'll be able to tell what those sounds are is a different question
ashen cliff
Like, if you have enough money, you can do anything.
minor badge
@meager perch you know there are public logs of this channel right
you dont need to be spamming ours with your message deletions 
worn ember
dont keep logs then 
limber knotBOT
It's all logged over here though
vernal moth
Haha, if somebody wanna dox me they gonna have a fun time
minor badge
yeaa our messages are entirely public and logged permanently
pale river
People can take backups of entire channels in minutes
magic river
I'm pretty easy to track down if someone wanted to bother
worn ember
same
pale river
there's probably even a selfbot right now taking a backup of this channel
magic river
I've given my name, phone number, birthday, state, and general area I live in pretty freely
vernal moth
This channel knows my exact address pretty sure 😂
worn ember
pretty sure publically logging chat is against gdpr tho 
waxen panther
someone can come find me anytime 
ashen cliff
This channel knows my exact address pretty sure 😂
We do.
magic river
Don't know if I've ever said the city directly but there are only like 3 it could be and one of them is overwhelmingly more likely than the others
mossy vessel
This channel knows my exact address pretty sure 😂
And nobody ordered you pizza yet
minor badge
ain't illegal i guess :p
@worn ember might be, but it's not an official paper thing so 
magic river
Once you know the city my address is probably in an old phone book
vernal moth
I know one fantastic individual in this community that also deletes PMs after a while automatically 😂
worn ember
<@!208641151509463051> might be, but it's not an official paper thing so <:peepo...
that hardly matters tho 
minor badge
of course, but it's not our (PaperMC's) responsibility in that case
vernal moth
Has gdpr ever been enforced outside of Europe?
waxen panther
this mf ded
worn ember
no, but if you serve eu citizens you gotta comply obviously
magic river
.joke
limber knotBOT
DEDs existence
pale river
It would be interesting to see deleted messages that were over a month old when they were deleted
worn ember
you can
minor badge
https://korobi.vq.lc/network/esper/channel/paper/logs/2021/04/29/#L750 here for example are disappeared messages :p
waxen panther
answer me 😦
limber knotBOT
I thought GDPR was only a thing for big businesses anyway
worn ember
plus spam elsewhere
limber knotBOT
Like, there was some employee or revenue threshold
worn ember
it applies to all orgs
limber knotBOT
That'd be on Discord to block things that could violate GDPR in their chats then :P
minor badge
yeah there's a revenue threshold for violations ^^
worn ember
but in reality they wont be enforced on smaller scale
minor badge
e.g. violations could fined 10% of all revenue or 10M eur, whichever is least
limber knotBOT
For me the EU could go eat a bag of dicks since I'm just some guy
worn ember
i'm glad they want companies to care about our privacy but ofc they had to fuck up how they enforce it
well care as in "comply or pay a fine"
limber knotBOT
The problem is this is a very complicated topic
worn ember
no need to tell me, i still have ptsd from my computer law classes
wispy blade
?
limber knotBOT
So you basically have to write the most convoluted catch all law you can, give some general guidelines on how to comply, then just use it as an "I'll know it when I see it" kind of thing for enforcement
wispy blade
computer law?
worn ember
yes, thats a thing
worn ember
So you basically have to write the most convoluted catch all law you can, give s...
its actually pretty well documented
limber knotBOT
It's like having "Don't be a dick" in your server rules, it just means "I get to ban anyone I want but have a rule to point to for it" :D
cunning raft
So you're telling me that the EU will block Discord if they violate the GDPR, thus blocking any EU citizen from Discord?
where do I sign up
worn ember
rip most of the core team xD
cunning raft
broc can your country join the EU again
limber knotBOT
They won't block Discord, they'll fine Discord so much money it'll be easier for Discord to block themselves
waxen panther
naomi -> reaction button -> kekw emote
gottem 😎 😃
cunning raft
ur so mad
wispy blade
no u
worn ember
someone post a kekw sticker
wispy blade
brocc insulting a dead man 😔
worn ember
warm anchor
potent fossil
left swift
Why that dog look like that
peak ginkgo
What the dog doin
potent fossil
Saying good morning
waxen panther
i get to remove the stupid jvm arg now lets fucking GOOOOOOOOOOO
cosmic raft
@void void refresh
void void
fast scarab
pfft, that is exactly the right amount of approval
warm anchor
Thanks kashi 
brave radish
yes
potent fossil
alright
brave radish
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worn ember
left swift
potent fossil
#adorable-pets requires attention thx
brave radish
attends
potent fossil
ty
crystal compass
feels bad luckperms doesn't have any placeholders that don't evaluate on a player
potent fossil
?
crystal compass
You can't obtain elements from groups in any place where it isn't relative to the player
so I cannot abstract group elements in menus/shit
worn ember
make a feature request :p
crystal compass
yeah maybe I will
potent fossil
i mean
You could also just make your own PAPI addon and implement that
Would be pretty easy
crystal compass
worn ember
potent fossil
Not really LP's job to expose every possible placeholder on earth
crystal compass
Did you just suggest that I do work
potent fossil
Yes, or hire somebody to do the work for you
crystal compass
potent fossil
Says a lot about you and your server. Good luck!
crystal compass
Just a joke... lol
That seems to say a lot about the amount of poo in your cereal this morning.
potent fossil
I ate chili this morning.
crystal compass
left swift
worn ember
Simple and jokes are like oil and water
potent fossil
Sorry, did I miss the humor?
All I see is a shitload of entitlement
Don't gaslight me over that, thanks
vernal moth
Some people aren't worth the attention simple
wide chasm
Go is just... Go, it can't be helped
potent fossil
I like looking at Go: https://posili.me/i/2021-08-12_21-32-39.png
I thought I wanted to learn Go...but now....
Now I'll go cry.
ashen cliff
I need to turn that into PHP.
I would write the thing from scratch, but I have no idea how TF to read that standard.
crystal compass
Don't gaslight me over that, thanks
Why are you so angry? lol
potent fossil
I'm not angry.
wide chasm
You don't read Go code, you just cry
potent fossil
I guess firmness is seen as anger. I won't be gaslighted, though you're trying hard to achieve it!
(Then again you may not know what you're doing)
crystal compass
I made a joke about doing work and you felt inclined to imply that im lazy, and sarcastically give me a "good luck!" lol
or is that just your personality
crystal compass
All I see is a shitload of entitlement
Also, this makes no sense.
Also that is not what gaslighting is.
left swift
Bro
potent fossil
How's your day going mana?
left swift
I like looking at Go: https://posili.me/i/2021-08-12_21-32-39.png
GO to the polls
Good
potent fossil
Noice
left swift
Debating on whether or not to buy a 240hz monitor
potent fossil
Yes.
warm anchor
I was going to make a ded joke but I decided that’s too low for me today
crystal compass
Don't 👀
potent fossil
I was **go**ing to make a ded joke but I decided that’s too low for me today
Bad joke.
.lart eternity
left swift
.fart eternity
potent fossil
Paperchan dead? How dare she
warm anchor
potent fossil
Oh wow I think oracle deleted my server.
magic river
I don't know why I'm surprised that 3D printing metal is just welding
potent fossil
Tf?
warm anchor
Oh wow I think oracle deleted my server.
Is it 60 days? They put in new rules to stop MC server infesting 
potent fossil
Wdym 60 days
warm anchor
How long after trial ends
magic river
New rules?
potent fossil
Oh, maybe.
It's just stopped, but won't let me start it.
That's fine if I can grab my files lol.
I'll go back somewhere else.
warm anchor
Apparently “free tier now need to remake account every 60 days” or something like that.
fallen oracle
Remake account or remake machine?
warm anchor
You can restor from boot volume backup @potent fossil after you delete that instance
magic river
Sounds like remake instance
warm anchor
Remake instance
fallen oracle
Grr.
worn ember
haha
warm anchor
potent fossil
I have a backup, but...why was it disabled? I'm not running anything...
golden gust
Thank god for sane companies being so nice
worn ember
i love how long "free" lasts
potent fossil
Oh gg my modmail picture didn't upload because my server is down
warm anchor
Oracle department finding out 90% of marketing resource is Minecraft server 
cosmic raft
I like looking at Go: https://posili.me/i/2021-08-12_21-32-39.png
go is lame
rust is cool
warm anchor
fallen oracle
Literally just had some stuff moved over to Oracle machines and cancelled one of my OVH machines yesterday and now ya'll are saying this.
potent fossil
I never hosted MC.
cosmic raft
saying what @fallen oracle?
fallen oracle
They're saying you have to remake the instances 😛
Not the end of the world, just annoying.
ashen cliff
rust is cool
Bro. Rewrite that in rust for me. <3
cosmic raft
They're saying you have to remake the instances 😛
source?
left swift
Oracle new minehut?
potent fossil
Wait, you have to remake it every 60 days?
worn ember
They're saying you have to remake the instances 😛
get another instance and automate it
fallen oracle
Kash scroll up
lime oak
Apparently “free tier now need to remake account every 60 days” or something lik...
i've been told it's only the first time
remake it now and don't have to do it again
magic river
Doesn't matter if you're running Minecraft, easier to make free tier just all have to recreate than try to detect Minecraft
cosmic raft
I see no source, glare
quiet lagoon
Hey do you know about some plugin that shows Your World map It dont need to be updated just loaded and not dynmap or bluemap because i am using aternos
fallen oracle
I'm referring to what Eternity was saying
fallen oracle
i've been told it's only the first time
If that's the case, I might be okay then. I remade all of my instances like 4 times before I actually had it right 😛
worn ember
when in doubt reinstall image
warm anchor
I forgot who got their instance disabled too it’s on the other discord
(Mine still works fine though)
Given I am going to upgrade to paid in September lol so won’t be an issue (my OVH vps expires next month)
cosmic raft
oh? upgrade to paid what?
crystal compass
bruh, fuckin intellij frozen after loading a project after update 
peak ginkgo
oh? upgrade to paid what?
ORACLE CLOUD PROBABLY
warm anchor
Paid account as opposite to free tier. I am gonna do some testing on the image and it blocks me 
fallen oracle
THANKS DEJAY
warm anchor
OMG DEJAY YOU DONT Have TO BE YELLOWING YOU KNOW
cosmic raft
yes but what I mean is
potent fossil
So if I just add a card, will they reenable my shitlol
cosmic raft
what specifically :P
peak ginkgo
ITS LOUD IN HERE I CANT HEAR YOU
potent fossil
I have only free resources
cosmic raft
what product/etc
golden gust
I mean, but, why?
fallen oracle
Yeah I can just have it create a backup of my boot drive and then use that to create a new one, yeah?
peak ginkgo
good thing i just wanna use it for a vpn
golden gust
Bearing in mind that you get charged for CPU and memory on cloud per hour, just doing the maths for CPU for 1 vCore makes it look cheaper to just go for OVH
peak ginkgo
i'll stick it behind a subdomain
crystal compass
warm anchor
Bearing in mind that you get charged for CPU and memory on cloud per hour, just ...
I wanna see if I can do some steam game lobbies pretty much. OVH can’t handle it
cosmic raft
what games?
cosmic raft
heh
golden gust
Well, I was looking at the A1 pricing as that's the only reason I could see to move from OVH to OC
potent fossil
To complete this upgrade, you may see a temporary authorization of $100 USD (or local currency equivalent) on your credit card for verification. This authorization hold will be removed automatically.
They literally charge $100 temporarily to upgrade
This is ridiculous lmao
warm anchor
Lol wtf
potent fossil
Free or not, I'm getting my files and leaving
worn ember
one with Hetzner, and one with BuyVM
what tier 👀
golden gust
it's an authorisation, not a charge as such
peak ginkgo
Just $100 you cant use for a few deays
potent fossil
Not $100
golden gust
That's changing these days
peak ginkgo
wait until you hear about gas pumps
warm anchor
Lmao
worn ember
kek
warm anchor
Gas pump at ghetto is the best
potent fossil
I know gas pumps do that sometimes. This is not common for online services.
golden gust
Theres basically more expectations that these companies pre-auth a more realistic amount
warm anchor
“Precharging you $50”
potent fossil
Alright, well, whatever I guess
golden gust
t'is the way the world is moving my potatis
warm anchor
Tell me
peak ginkgo
i called oracle and immediately got a human
freaked out
got scared that i freaked out
hung up
crystal compass
lol..
warm anchor
I can’t count the time I am stuck in grocery line because this poor soul of a boomer don’t understand how pending changer works
And the cashier that’s making $9 an hour is trying to explain the technical details to the boomer
cosmic raft
what tier 👀
1x CPX11 from Hetzner
1x Slice 1024 from BuyVM
crystal compass
hey
peak ginkgo
Is buyvm any good
crystal compass
i use that pr
worn ember
fleshstarlight wen
crystal compass
..
waxen panther
another cringe statement from ded
warm anchor
Leaf rewrite entire Minecraft when? You are getting lazy
golden gust
bro
crystal compass
lmao
golden gust
does it really count as another if he never stopped?
warm anchor
TRUE
worn ember
i'm just doing it for brocc cuz he loves me so much
left swift
Another cringe appearance from brocc
worn ember
1x CPX11 from Hetzner
1x Slice 1024 from BuyVM
Aye, CPX11 pretty good for its price tbh
waxen panther
you love me nomana
left swift
warm anchor
Aye, CPX11 pretty good for its price tbh
Do you have one too?
potent fossil
<@&748618676189528155> Can we please stop this? This is ridiculous
warm anchor
I have like 3 weeks until I need to make my decision
worn ember
i used to, changed to CX11
warm anchor
Idk if it’s just me using it too much or something but OVH vps sometimes get overloaded and just dies on me
worn ember
i dont really need the storage or processing power
crystal compass
is GC improved in java 16
wide chasm
!kick 104695503358291968 Behave
thorny flickerBOT
:raised_hands: Kicked Mister_Fix#2812 (Behave) [2 total infractions] -- stefvanschie#7609.
mossy vessel
!kick 104695503358291968 Don't harass beloved members of our community
waxen panther
warm anchor
potent fossil
I know I'm a dick sometimes, I apologize for that. I'm not trying to be. Call me out for it, but don't be rude. I know I have issues. It's my brain.
warm anchor
Simple I hope you revive paper chan soon
potent fossil
Sorry, y'all.
left swift
What's a paperchan
cosmic raft
Aye, CPX11 pretty good for its price tbh
it is, yeah
but the main reason I have it is for the location
my BuyVM VPS is in Luxembourg, Hetzner one is in Nuremberg
outside of Canada and the US
left swift
How do you make a soft slushie
worn ember
ah fair enough
left swift
Grind it alot?
worn ember
let it melt
peak ginkgo
warm water i think
left swift
Or do u have to add something to ice
worn ember
its called soda
left swift
Ya like the ice is too hard
potent fossil
> To complete this upgrade, you may see a temporary authorization of $100 USD (o...
This may have been a typo because they authorized $1.00 not $100
potent fossil
Yeah
fallen oracle
I was going to say, that's crazy, not everyone has that much.
lapis cave
paper can add mods and plugins?
cosmic raft
I would freak out at a company if they charged $100 for an authorization
potent fossil
I'll let y'all know if they authorize anything else
left swift
paper can add mods and plugins?
Nope
worn ember
just plugins
wide chasm
Paper allows for plugins, but not mods
potent fossil
I'm waiting for them to reactivate me
cosmic raft
the most I've had charged for auth is $4 I think
lapis cave
shit
worn ember
if you want mods and plugins look into sponge
lapis cave
if you want mods and plugins look into sponge
Sponge outdate in 1.16
left swift
Poor sponge
worn ember
dont they have 1.17 dev builds?
peak ginkgo
This is a Fabric househodl
twin lagoon
@potent fossil @potent fossil @potent fossil @potent fossil @potent fossil @potent fossil @potent fossil @potent fossil @potent fossil @potent fossil
cosmic raft
sponge runs on 1.16 and 1.17 :p
potent fossil
Hi lov u michal
lapis cave
sponge runs on 1.16 and 1.17 :p
whut wait
cosmic raft
This is a Fabric househodl
fuck no.
worn ember
check their discord, they should have dev builds somewhere
peak ginkgo
i forgot fabric is bad, i dont... remember what offbrand fabric is called
lapis cave
latest is 1.12 on her website i go look discord
left swift
Cloth
lapis cave
website != discord
Yup wait
warm anchor
website != discord
Kashike you telling me you don’t prefer to host your dev build jar on discord? Oh man!
left swift
Fabric died then? Too much drama? I dont keep up
worn ember
oh actions have a new ui?
cosmic raft
i forgot fabric is bad, i dont... remember what offbrand fabric is called
quilt
have a whole folder of quilt + fabric on discord
magic river
lol, Google is trying to give the web a virtual filesystem now
wide chasm
I think that actions UI was there from the start, since they seemed to show it in the announcement post, but I was never able to find it
worn ember
well now that i think about it, sponge forge doesnt exist for 1.17 cuz forge isnt out iirc
worn ember
1 discord for each api
magic river
I think it's rather because they rewrote their build system and don't have it plugged in to ForgeGradle
Or whatever is going to replace ForgeGradle? It sounded like they were interested in using stuff from Sponge's new setup
left swift
ashen cliff
Perhaps.
little frost
if you dont want somebody to leave just transfer ownership to them so they can't leave
worn ember
I think it's rather because they rewrote their build system and don't have it pl...
yeah looks like it, just checked forge and they do have 1.17 now, no clue if they're planning on replacing anything tho
cosmic raft
i can#t leave already :p
ashen cliff
To be fair, why TF does a single project need that many servers?
cosmic raft
peak ginkgo
if you dont want somebody to leave just transfer ownership to them so they can't...
then they can delete the server
cosmic raft
I own the quilt guilds
little frost
uhmmm
little frost
then they can delete the server
i need to talk to my lawyer about this
worn ember
if the owner leaves i think it gets transfered to someone no?
cosmic raft
owner cannot leave
warm anchor
Kashi is in every MC server. He can’t go anywhere
worn ember
or is that when they get banned by discord lol
left swift
praise kashike
ashen cliff
or is that when they get banned by discord lol
In that case anyone can apply for owner by contacting Discord.
warm anchor
if the owner leaves i think it gets transfered to someone no?
Discord will only transfer ownership if server is 2k in size and have existing admin
Anything smaller discord will tell you to just remake
peak ginkgo
if the owner leaves i think it gets transfered to someone no?
The owner just doesn't have the option to leave.
left swift
Do you guys ever see those videos of people making drinks and the sound of them pouring stuff into the giant mixing glass or a blender just makes you feel thirsty?
cunning raft
the used to have the delete server button in the context menu lmfao
peak ginkgo
Discord will only transfer ownership if server is 2k in size and have existing a...
It's just 100 :)
warm anchor
Hey dejay do you get a certified discord hoodie?
peak ginkgo
no but that is my new campaign
warm anchor
@twin lagoon needs one too
worn ember
The owner just doesn't have the option to leave.
makes sense
cosmic raft
yea, i'm stuck with all of you :P
worn ember
big sad
warm anchor
peak ginkgo
kash is in the mod server but idk when joined
left swift
Tell them kash is minecraft so kash can get verified discord admin
worn ember
am i the only one that thinks certified discord mod is kinda 
left swift
Ur cringe so yes
cunning raft
am i the only one that thinks certified discord mod is kinda <:wtf:2650463058758...
@waxen panther
peak ginkgo
am i the only one that thinks certified discord mod is kinda <:wtf:2650463058758...
:(
lean kiln
@cunning raft (as a tenaire)
warm anchor
certified discord moderator dancing.gif
left swift
Only makes sense cuz brocc is also cringe
cosmic raft
kash is in the mod server but idk when joined
march
left swift
Rust players amirite
worn ember
brocc doesn have it tho?
waxen panther
never
warm anchor
Soon
waxen panther
kash boutta take over my discord 😭
warm anchor
Kashi wanna mod my discord
left swift
When does island of kashike debute eternity
worn ember
weeb and mc are closely related
nimble depot
Preventing leaving a guild is actually a client side thing IIRC. The api still lets you do things
warm anchor
you have an anime discord
Sir I have @minor badge as my trustworthy mod
cunning raft
i am not talking to you
warm anchor
cunning raft
broc is the one with the weeb discord
peak ginkgo
Preventing leaving a guild is actually a client side thing IIRC. The api still l...
the api will be unhappy if you try it
warm anchor
When does island of kashike debute eternity
Soon but we need to make kashi watch more anime first
cunning raft
you have the no fly list discord
potent fossil
Alright, well, I guess Oracle is going to manually activate a paid upgrade
cosmic raft
Kashi wanna mod my discord <:PepeLa:798951090539987004>
sure why not sign me up
peak ginkgo
let me automate it on my alt
warm anchor
potent fossil
So I'll wait hopefully not all day :p
magic river
warm anchor
So I'll wait hopefully not all day :p
They won’t miss any chance to take your money. It will be fast
nimble depot
the api will be unhappy if you try it
Actually, no. My friend tired and he could leave and his owner status remained after he re-joined
But now they are more strict about it.
potent fossil
They won’t miss any chance to take your money. It will be fast
But like, even if I add my card, I only have "Always-Free" (kek??) services so...what would I be charged for?
I really don't understand
warm anchor
Amaranth we have the bestest sticker! 
left swift
nimble depot
Don't ask how I know the "under the hood" of dc. I am just smart
magic river
Don't do it
worn ember
well now they have all your information to sell simple 👀
potent fossil
Whatever, they can sell me I guess
magic river
That other "IRL" sticker should be instant ban 😛
nimble depot
If anything is free then you are the product
magic river
It's like how Adobe gives free and discounted copies of their stuff to college kids
waxen panther
magic river
If you play with it now for free you'll want your employer to use it later
nimble depot
Did you know: discord sells user data
left swift
Everyone with ceo in their name are frauds
nimble depot
Istg me and my friends talked about some really shady stuff. Next thing he knows google ads gives him an ad for the exact shady thing we talked about
magic river
That's because his phone is listening to him, not Discord
nimble depot
He uses a flip phone
magic river
Don't lie
warm anchor
Your house is tapped by google
nimble depot
100% true no cap you can trust me (for no reason)
warm anchor
Clearly that’s why
magic river
Only old people do that
nimble depot
And paranoid people
warm anchor
If you are using a phone network
You are being tracked by cellphone tower
I hope you understand that
magic river
Paranoid people who use flip phones don't talk about shady shit on Discord though
Well, unless they're morons
warm anchor
Lol
worn ember
i bet eternity gets weeb posters recommended from wish all the time
peak ginkgo
Actually, no. My friend tired and he could leave and his owner status remained a...
For a user it returns Invalid Guild.
magic river
What happened to the PaperSpigot bot?
left swift
I use parlor for my shady talking cuz that's 100% totally private and not spied on
peak ginkgo
alternatively
don't do anything illegal
and noone gives a shit about your conversations
nimble depot
I use TOX for talking about shady shit. Or meet in person in a basement
peak ginkgo
Again
left swift
peak ginkgo
Don't do anything illegal, and noone gives a shit
nimble depot
Oh he changed it to smile face
nimble depot
There we go. Better name for now
cosmic raft
😁
wide chasm
What happened to the PaperSpigot bot?
I think we got rid of it since most people now call it Paper, but not entirely sure
cosmic raft
I disabled that yes
waxen panther
kash lookin good
golden gust
ä
twin lagoon
toxic bone
hello
twin lagoon
@static badge fucking furry
golden gust
I can't make .å a thing
static badge
typical UK workflow
toxic bone
å
plucky sparrow
Should be el gato en las botas 💋
el gato.. en las botas?
cosmic raft
I mean, I forget why I made this restriction
toxic bone
<@!273258543132442624> fucking furry
☎️
cosmic raft
if (!String.valueOf(name.charAt(0)).matches("^[a-zA-Z0-9]$")) {
actor.sendNotice("Illegal command name. Command names must start with an alphanumeric character.");
return;
}
kash is impersonating broccolai
plucky sparrow
Should be el gato en las botas 💋
did you mean: el gato con botas?
cosmic raft
lol good times in here
public class DynamicCommandModule extends Module {
/** The amount of tokens to consume on dynamic command usage. */
public static final double RATE_TOKENS = 1.5;
/** A list of illegal command names. */
public static final Set<String> RESERVED_COMMAND_NAMES = Collections.singleton("korobi");
public static final boolean INCLUDE_COMMAND_NAME_IN_RESPONSE = false; // mbaxter
public static final int MAX_TARGETS = 3;
public static final Set<String> IDIOTIC_NETWORKS = Sets.newHashSet("spigot");
// mbaxter
nimble depot
I am going to call my bot Aircraft Carrier (it sinks ships)
twin lagoon
sounds like Warship
peak ginkgo
@thorny flicker
toxic bone
police phone call
nimble depot
For now it is yet to be completed and bears the name IET
cosmic raft
korobi is hacks upon hacks upon hacks
potent fossil
did you mean: el gato con botas?
i mean, idk. yours would be with boots mine would be in (the) boots, depends what he wants to say
i dont speak a whole lot of spanish so 🤷♂️
warm anchor
i bet eternity gets weeb posters recommended from wish all the time
My wall is kinda bare
plucky sparrow
If you mean like the movie then it’s el gato con botas
As if the cat is wearing boots
potent fossil
I have no idea if that's what the name was referring to :P
magic river
Wait don't sink my ship
toxic bone
the world if it was illegal to have an anime profile picture
golden gust
I mean, I don't have an anime pfp
left swift
Yet
golden gust
But, if that was a real law, I'd commit sudoku
wispy blade
lol
magic river
limber knotBOT
.seen Amaranth
Amaranth was last seen 3h59m15s ago saying "They won't block Discord, they'll fine Discord so much money it'll be easier for Discord to block themselves" in #paper
toxic bone
the world be obviously be a much better place if every had furry profile pictures (joke warning)
twin lagoon
sadge
plucky sparrow
.seen dap
limber knotBOT
DiscordBot: dap is a ghost.
twin lagoon
.seen Korobi
plucky sparrow
oh
limber knotBOT
Are you blind?
plucky sparrow
ok
little frost
omg
nova plume
.seen Oskar
cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
DiscordBot: Oskar is a ghost.
lean kiln
rolled
toxic bone
.seen HelveticaToast
limber knotBOT
DiscordBot: HelveticaToast is a ghost.
toxic bone
☠️
magic river
It's an IRC bot, plebs won't show up
cosmic raft
it does not know who anyone on discord is :p
lean kiln
.seen zzzCat
lean kiln
.seen electronicboy
limber knotBOT
electronicboy was last seen 2d1h58m27s ago saying ".addcmd adventure https://docs.adventure.kyori.net/" in #paper
lean kiln
lol
limber knotBOT
good thing that isn't forwarded
golden gust
.kill rymiel
toxic bone
warm anchor
Oracle killed simples instance
warm anchor
limber knotBOT
i am kill-proof!
mossy vessel
.seen notmyfault
limber knotBOT
DiscordBot: notmyfault is a ghost.
cosmic raft
22:40:21 <-- | kashike has kicked rymiel (but not kick proof)
mossy vessel
liar
warm anchor
Rymiel destroyed
limber knotBOT
Part of me kinda misses the days of akarin being around
plucky sparrow
Oracle killed simples instance
First time?
limber knotBOT
it's all fun and games until the IRC mods start re-enacting the 3 stooges
.seen Akkarin
Akkarin was last seen 14w4d3h33m19s ago quitting EsperNet
.seen dotStart
electronicboy: dotStart is a ghost.
oh
I still speak to him once in a blue moon on discord
heh
let's see..
.seen Wolvereness
Wolvereness was last seen 122w4d17h29m16s ago quitting EsperNet
.seen mbaxter
mbaxter was last seen 4w22h3m4s ago joining #kyori
this is a bot-only text channel now
warm anchor
Wow this is the most activities irc has seen since pheonix debate 
native wolf
.seen Aikar
limber knotBOT
Aikar was last seen 21w1d14h15m40s ago quitting EsperNet
native wolf
Nice command
cosmic raft
it may be an IRC bot, but it also knows discord exists sometimes
left swift
.seen nomanasendhelp
limber knotBOT
DiscordBot: nomanasendhelp is a ghost.
mossy vessel
.seen NotMyFault
cosmic raft
.remind -d -w 177150983258767360 1m 
limber knotBOT
NotMyFault was last seen 3d1h26m24s ago quitting EsperNet
DiscordBot: Reminder set for 60 seconds from now.
left swift
Is there any long reminders still going
cosmic raft
many
native wolf
Oh wait Korobi is an IRC bot? That's cool
toxic bone
how do i join the irc
limber knotBOT
Reminder for @warm anchor: :rieAWAWA: https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/875204791003934751.gif
toxic bone
http://irc.esper.net/ wont load for me
cosmic raft
warm anchor
warm anchor
Why is it compressed I am mad!
twin lagoon
you're compressed
warm anchor
That’s actually cool
plucky sparrow
Why even use iOS reminders
toxic bone
limber knotBOT
DiscordBot: Mrs_Herobrine_ is a ghost.
cosmic raft
{
"_id" : ObjectId("6115886d4f0c58607f5903bf"),
"network" : "esper",
"channel" : "#paper",
"channel_object_id" : ObjectId("56c6add9e4b057e1e389a0d6"),
"date" : ISODate("2021-08-12T20:45:33.552Z"),
"remind_at" : ISODate("2021-08-12T20:46:33.552Z"),
"is_reminded" : true,
"actor_name" : "DiscordBot",
"actor_hostname" : "DiscordBot!~DiscordBo@lrrr.zachbr.io",
"actor_prefix" : "VOICE",
"recipient_name" : "177150983258767360",
"recipient_hostname" : "6455728bce51418b94e37e32d55973f2",
"recipient_prefix" : "NONE",
"message" : ":rieAWAWA: https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/875204791003934751.gif"
}
NoSQL 
limber knotBOT
hmm yes and how many of those are there
cosmic raft
channel_ai - 6 records
channel_ai_history - 78 records
channel_commands - 879 records
channel_topics - 9,123 records
channels - 129 records
chat_indexes - 83,843 records
chats - 18,836,034 records
kitty_images - 3 records
my_collection_keys - 18 records
networks - 7 records
reminders - 1,281 records
users - 48 records
webscale
limber knotBOT
oh
cosmic raft
nearly 19 million chat entries
limber knotBOT
nearly 1300 reminders huh
limber knotBOT
that was confusing
potent fossil
Beautiful
potent fossil
I know, you showed me your schema before
warm anchor
limber knotBOT
korobi was the name of my first plugin so i was really confused when i saw the bot here :(
cosmic raft
lol
warm anchor
Get owned
warm anchor
The only way to be original nowadays is enter the name you come out with into google
limber knotBOT
you know what i said
cosmic raft
what are you saiyng wat to
wispy blade
The only way to be original nowadays is enter the name you come out with into go...
google onetap pvp minecraft G
limber knotBOT
google minecraft
left swift
Ayo, papermc does a euro truck sim convoy across Europe?
plucky sparrow
off in what way?
As if their name became the content of the message
ashen cliff
Ayo, papermc does a euro truck sim convoy across Europe?
Collisions on!
warm anchor
google onetap pvp minecraft G
?
left swift
Always on!
wispy blade
🤔
limber knotBOT
how do i attach an image
wispy blade
you link it
plucky sparrow
Use the image url
warm anchor
wispy blade
big pepela
limber knotBOT
warm anchor
Ok
cosmic raft
ok enough spammy stuff now
cunning raft
fuck irc users
left swift
IRC suxs
warm anchor
@ pheonix ceo of irc. JRoy has a complain
cunning raft
@static badge 
limber knotBOT
e@void voideryone
warm anchor
Someone is getting a boot soon
limber knotBOT
i didnt think that would actually ping someone
wtf korobi's website has the chat log scrolling live in the background
waxen panther
cosmic raft
as of page load
limber knotBOT
i just thought it was a cool effect until i saw my name lmao
cosmic raft
love how leaf knows how to get around our spam filter
warm anchor
i just thought it was a cool effect until i saw my name lmao
Wait till you see your home address
cosmic raft
time to adjust that
toxic bone
korobi has your social security number
warm anchor
Leaf so progressive. He literally push the new rules on paperMC 
worn ember
"It's not DNS" - 7 hours of hard work later: "It was DNS"
limber knotBOT
at least i dont have my ip in my hostname
static badge
here's the death
limber knotBOT
you sure about that? :P
static badge
i'm not a furry
plucky sparrow
that's what a foorry would say 🍵
left swift
You'd be much happier if you stopped lying to yourself leafy
ashen cliff
Acceptance is the first step to recovery.
toxic bone
But furry spray works(?)
No
toxic bone
i'm not a furry
dont lie to yourself☎️
potent fossil
Ok, so oracle has..given me another trial period? With another $300?... And now I'm able to chat support again and I'm asking them to reenable my goddamn compute instance and asking them why tf it was disabled in the first place
fallen oracle
Keep us updated please. I want to know why the free forever was disabled.
limber knotBOT
yeah same
lament patio
Ok, so oracle has..given me another trial period? With another $300?... And now ...
Oh, lmk what they answer as well, my instance was disabled as well but I'm not eligible for support, lol
ancient bolt
Keep us updated please. I want to know why the free forever was disabled.
wasn't it because way too many people started using it?
static badge
and as predicted free shit is free for a reason :)
potent fossil
They're blaming it on me and saying that "this policy has always been the case" even though I read the exact page he linked me before.
Ampere A1 Compute instances are disabled when your trial ends and then deleted (terminated) after 30 days, unless you upgrade to a paid account. To continue using Always Free Arm-based compute instances as an Always Free user, you must delete your existing Ampere A1 Compute instances and create new Ampere A1 Compute instances.
Anyway, you can expect your server to be deleted @fallen oracle
We should move back off of it
twin lagoon
it's almost like this was expected
limber knotBOT
true
fallen oracle
Guess I need to go re-subscribe my OVH bill. 
ashen cliff
But, do they delete the new one?
limber knotBOT
depends
olive marlin
@warm anchor please explain pls.
worn ember
its free, but we'll delete it if you use it
limber knotBOT
yes, please do eneityer
fallen oracle
I mean, tbh, if there's a way to automate the recreation of new ones and setup I need, I don't mind if there's like 10 minutes of downtime a month.
potent fossil
They didn't delete or terminate my instance though is the thing
They "stopped" it and disabled it. I can't even delete it.
worn ember
just hire a hetzner cloud instance and its like 3eur/m
potent fossil
It will accept "no actions"
I need to contact support - which I couldn't do unless I added payment details
limber knotBOT
GG oracle
potent fossil
it's very shady
fallen oracle
Well yeah but what happens if you have it recreate the instance every 20 days?
Do those 30 days reset?
potent fossil
I have no idea, not really interested in investigating further. I'm trying to grab my files and go.
limber knotBOT
gl
fallen oracle
Quite unfortunate.
warm anchor
Ok, so oracle has..given me another trial period? With another $300?... And now ...
so in theory if you kept on getting a different rep to renew you can use it unlimited times?
cyan marsh
Oh my god
golden gust
Gotta read the small print
potent fossil
Whatever, I really don't care anymore.
golden gust
Pretty sure I did say that it looked like you gotta do that
warm anchor
simple next week: Omg Oracle send people outside of my house
potent fossil
And this was not in the small print. I read the entire page he gave me. These terms were quietly updated in the background and now being enforced.
cyan marsh
Today i found out some pepople dont know what Chokke is
potent fossil
My trial has been over for 2 weeks and nothing happened.
Now it's suddenly being enforced.
golden gust
gg
limber knotBOT
gg indeed
warm anchor
wow hi nioma
lament patio
Hm, when they terminated mine I just created another off of the boot volume
warm anchor
yes Kyle that's the way 
left swift
Eternity is the way
limber knotBOT
who is nioma i only know naoiem
left swift
static badge
@warm anchor
warm anchor
<@!177150983258767360>
toxic bone
<@!177150983258767360>
you're a furry im not sure what's worse (joke warning)
limber knotBOT
"""(joke warning)""" LMFAO
the only reason i hate furry shit is because it keeps popping up in places i don't want it to
aka here, pixiv while looking for touhou art, etc
worn ember
Like my dms
limber knotBOT
that too
worn ember
Leaf kept posting furry pics in dms i had to block him
toxic bone
DeviantArt 🤢
limber knotBOT
^
still use it cuz there's a single artist keeping me there
GenericBunnyGirl, though she hasn't posted in quite a while or i somehow unfollowed her
potent fossil
I have to wait 24 hours for them to unlock my instance after I've added payment details, and then MAYBE I'll be able to turn the instance on and pull stuff off of it
I have no clear answer whatsoever
So, good luck peeps
I don't have anything mega important, it's just annoying
toxic bone
i dont think ive ever actually used deviantart
limber knotBOT
good, keep it that way
toxic bone
its my life goal to never use it
limber knotBOT
it's the tiktok of art sites tbh
there's a small amount of good stuff, the rest is all fetish garbage
toxic bone
I just follow 7 twitter artists and wait for one of them to post
limber knotBOT
boo, pixiv better
pixiv tags are the funniest things ever tbh
what's the funny one again?
oh yeah: "heavenly ass"
potent fossil
Lmfao, ended chat with that unhelpful fucker and immediately get the "account upgraded"
Now I'm back in chat talking to him asking to reenable, now that I've waited for the email he was talking about
"ok. That's great."
I'm sure it is Reja.
I'm sure it is.
worn ember
being tech support must be great
potent fossil
I've been level 1 support before.
limber knotBOT
@ashen cliff knows
potent fossil
There is no reason other than management direction to be this obtuse
toxic bone
pixiv makes no sense
limber knotBOT
yes it does?
worn ember
well its not english for sure
worn ember
clearly
frank otter
naom what languages do you speak
worn ember
kaas lang
frank otter
define tiny
toxic bone
ok i've figured it out
toxic bone
and i'll probably never use pixiv again
frank otter
That's a fair bit tbh
worn ember
all from watching anime
limber knotBOT
nope, actually studied
in my free time
downloaded a copy of genki from some site and yeet
worn ember
i studied 8 years of french and i dont think i even know 400 words xD
limber knotBOT
HOW
limber knotBOT
true, but the teacher i had for german fucking sucked
vestal jasper
fair amount of teachers suck tbh
worn ember
So we have this rule, but then you just gotta know these 5 pages of exceptions to that rule cuz otherwise it sound bad
limber knotBOT
and i didn't want to have him in year 4, 5 and 6
worn ember
i dont think ive spoken french in like 4-5 years
limber knotBOT
dude literally got mad and marked your homework as incomplete if you didn't do specific excercises in the paper book
instead of on the online thing
very epic
vestal jasper
I mean if you don't follow your teacher's instructions you can't get mad that there's consequences for that
worn ember
Me: "english?"
Them: "non"
Me: walks away
limber knotBOT
yeah but it was pretty unclear
vestal jasper
maybe there's a difference between the two that isn't accounted for otherwise
true
I was under the assumption the teacher made any amount of effort to make it clear
limber knotBOT
and i wasn't the only one who thought that it was kinda bullshit
vestal jasper
otherwise yeah I can see there being issues
limber knotBOT
either do everything online or do everything in the book? really that simple
worn ember
just do neither
limber knotBOT
and then get an angry automated email to my parents? hell no
worn ember
lol wtf
worn ember
only emails my parents get are bills
limber knotBOT
yeah my school does that if you forget your hw 5x
worn ember
man googles filter wouldve marked that as spam then
vestal jasper
think I would've filled my parents inbox if that shit was around when I was in school lmao
worn ember
same
limber knotBOT
parents definitely didn't get about 10 of those during lockdown 1
worn ember
my hs didnt really care what we did
golden gust
We had french classes but it was primarily "repeat the phrase" style learning
worn ember
at one point i didnt sleep much so i just reported sick and slept in the infirmary for a couple hours lmao
golden gust
I didn't click with it and was glad when i got to year 10 as I could drop french
vestal jasper
I could walk off school campus without thinking
Now I see HS with fences around them
limber knotBOT
i mean, mine just has a hedge and gates at the bike stalls
toxic bone
worn ember
we could go off campus if we were last years and either had written permission from our parents or were 18
vestal jasper
Yeah in my school you were "allowed" to if you were on your last year
limber knotBOT
at mine you can go off campus from year 2 or 3 onward, don't remember
vestal jasper
Otherwise they'd try to harass you back in
But again you could literally just walk off and not get caught
worn ember
here they can just verbally tell you not to go past, but they cant physically touch you cuz rules
golden gust
I mean, when I first went to my high school, our fences where like just the typical old metal rodded fencing around the place
limber knotBOT
my school is next to a college and they have a starbucks inside so i go there with a friend sometimes
shit's expensive tho
golden gust
This is the place in 2009
worn ember
duh, its starbucks
vestal jasper
yeah my school was like right next to my house and a convenience store so I'd leave often
limber knotBOT
2,30,- for a tea, insane
worn ember
This is the place in 2009
looks like a concentration camp
vestal jasper
Yeah mine was like that too
those cans of tea that are like a dollar at most normally, cost 2-3 at my HS
everything, really, had a 3x markup
limber knotBOT
here it's about 2x but still pricy
vestal jasper
there's a reason I went to the convenience store often instead
worn ember
here they're not allowed to sell at markup, at least not drinks from the vending machines
limber knotBOT
a panini ham and cheese do be 2,50
vestal jasper
no way i'm paying that much
limber knotBOT
yeah there's a supermarket quite close to my school as well but i'm too lazy to go there
worn ember
in the shops they can do whatever
vestal jasper
I've done the pricing, in my area it's around 35 cents for a can of soda.
My school would charge like $1.50
limber knotBOT
would rather play trackmania with friends during break B)
golden gust
I mean, at lunch time, year 10+ would be allowed to leave the grounds, but then they changed it so that you basically need a note, and then they'd start having staff basically pulling people out of the shops down the road
vestal jasper
TMNF is pretty fun
vestal jasper
Did you hear about TMNF TAS?
golden gust
Some schools here in the UK literally have teachers who go down to like the chippy and boot people out wearing their school uniforms and its literally just total ass
worn ember
with stupid shortcuts
worn ember
you cannot tell me its just luck based
limber knotBOT
it isn't
worn ember
well isnt