general

[twin lagoon]

@vestal jasper

[vernal moth]

clearly there was a cat being a receptionist 😄

[merry talon]

yeah where is the second part

[potent fossil]

LMAO

Fucking hell

[vestal jasper]

even better

[merry talon]

Poor delivery dude probably got in trouble

[ashen cliff]

At that point, they could no longer care.

[high grove]

they're amazon employees. if they wait too long, they get in trouble, if they leave it by a cat, they get in trouble

[mint pike]

#!/bin/sh
# Update papermc
# Version 0.0.1

wget "$1" -O latest_release.jar

chown minecraft:minecraft latest_release.jar
mv latest_release.jar /home/minecraft/minecraft-server/.

cd /home/minecraft/minecraft-server/ || printf "couldn't find path!" && exit

ln -snf latest_release.jar papermc_server.jar

Terrible script, but works 🤷‍♂️

[potent fossil]

Depends on if it's amazon complete fulfillment (i.e. amazon is both shipper and handler), which they do in some areas

[twin lagoon]

chown minecraft:minecraft latest_release.jar

wat

[potent fossil]

but in my area at least they contract fedex or ups

[merry talon]

wtf is this

[twin lagoon]

mv latest_release.jar /home/minecraft/minecraft-server/.

wat

[ashen cliff]

Michael bro.

Don't worry about it.

[twin lagoon]

fucking KGBAutoUpdater holy shit

[potent fossil]

you mv it and then ln it?

wha?

[merry talon]

Seems that they do both here, sometimes they can get into my building and leave the package at my door and sometimes they can't

[high grove]

if you're running the script as minecraft then the downloaded jar will automatically be owned my minecraft:minecraft

[merry talon]

It's totally random

[brave radish]

and if you're not that command would fail anyways

(unless you're root)

[high grove]

plus i thought chown was root only

[potent fossil]

I just did this the other day and it works for what I need, but probably not necessarily the best way to do it https://github.com/simpleauthority/PaperRunner/blob/main/server_files/download-and-run.sh

[high grove]

yeah

[merry talon]

I'm having trouble understanding the goal of this script

[high grove]

just download it manually using wget, it seems like there are too many steps and too many things to go wrong

[brave radish]

that is some very verbose shell scripting

[potent fossil]

VERSION=1.17.1 BUILD=latest RAM=10 ./download-and-run.sh will download latest 1.17.1 build and then run it with aikar's flags and 10 gigs of ram

[potent fossil]

yea, i go overboard on logging lol

[mint pike]

goal was just to simplefy the process of getting the jar and doing stuff manually. I saw auto updateing was not recommended, but this is kinda halfway...

[potent fossil]

Wrote it for someone else actually

[brave radish]

and you even specified the TLS version 👀

[potent fossil]

that's actually copied from...mari i believe, in a message in this channel about 8 months or so ago?

[merry talon]

does the paper api not support TLS 1.3

[high grove]

kekw

[potent fossil]

i just changed the endpoint but copied her curl command

[brave radish]

if it doesn't then curl would use 1.2

[high grove]

i remember naming my script start.sh and my vps exploding when the server restarted

[merry talon]

yeah true

[brave radish]

see pins in #paper-help if you want that to work

[ashen cliff]

Ah yes, the default Spigot config.

start.sh is very fun with that.

[high grove]

lol it's fine, i have the server running on pm2

which... isn't the best idea

[mint pike]

I'm just using the papermc wrapper from the AUR

[potent fossil]

that is if i didnt specify --tlsv1.3 right?

as in no tls arg at all

if i did the arg, it wouldnt fall back to 1.2

(asking not telling)

[merry talon]

uh hello?

[potent fossil]

mfw

[golden gust]

mfw even realteks website is faster

[brave radish]

I was saying that it would use 1.2 if Paper's API didn't support 1.3

[potent fossil]

yeah but if you explicitly say --tlsv1.3 in the curl command, will it still fall back to 1.2 or just fail?

that's what im wondering

[brave radish]

oh idk

ask the man page 🤷‍♂️ probably fail

[merry talon]

it's actually just that bad, won't load in my browser

[golden gust]

flashback to the days of downloading AC97 drivers at near dialup speeds

[potent fossil]

cba

[merry talon]

realtek's site is so slow because their servers are using realtek NICs

that one makes sense

[ashen cliff]

Real.

[potent fossil]

if ppl in paper aren't immediately smart enough to answer then the question wasnt worth it in the first place

[brave radish]

man page doesn't seem to say

ah

--tlsv1.2

(TLS) Forces curl to use TLS version 1.2 or later when connecting to a remote TLS server.

In old versions of curl this option was documented to allow only TLS 1.2, but behavior was inconsistent depending on the TLS library. Use --tls-max if you want to set a maximum TLS version.

[earnest oyster]

I think my console is on drugs...

[faint crystal]

windows things

[peak ginkgo]

i was just thinking that

[faint crystal]

oh wait is this putty?

[lament patio]

Yep

[golden gust]

Paper hides behind CF, so it should support what they do

[earnest oyster]

yes

[faint crystal]

🤮

[golden gust]

PuTTy is fucking trash

like

[peak ginkgo]

I believe you have to enable CF TLS 1.3, i can't remember

[faint crystal]

just use ssh in terminal

[earnest oyster]

and if I resize the windows I still have this confused lines

[lament patio]

Things go weird when you resize those things here in Windows

[peak ginkgo]

btw windows comes with ssh

[faint crystal]

^

[golden gust]

You can literally install openssh on windows these days and that would work better

[peak ginkgo]

If it doesn't, you can enable the feature

https://u.dejay.dev/🗡🧫📯.png

https://u.dejay.dev/😙🐻🥞.png

[earnest oyster]

ok, thank you

I try it

[peak ginkgo]

(Windows 11 so UI is weird, but it's there)

[cunning raft]

very brave running that

[faint crystal]

is windows 11 still in preview?

[cunning raft]

ye

[golden gust]

Yes

ofc

[faint crystal]

true

[ashen cliff]

Always was.

[golden gust]

Not out until next year

[cunning raft]

i think its holiday 2021

[faint crystal]

why tf would you use it then

[cunning raft]

dejay likes to live on the edge

i guess

[faint crystal]

im already having enough problems with windows 10

[peak ginkgo]

I've been an insider for as long as I can remember

I can recover my computer if something terrible happens

Although it gives me a give reason 1001 to get off my ass and build my storage server so I can just localhost full recovery images

[true canyon]

Small indie devs make the cutest mistakes on brand new games.

[faint crystal]

Big studios do this dumb shit too for some reason

[true canyon]

Yes that was the joke. This is Valve making a mistake on Dota2, a ten year old game.

[earnest oyster]

but in linux terminal it's still... :D

My console is just on drugs.

[golden gust]

whatever you're running that in is just broken

I mean, it's Value, they're busy tryna figure out how to count to 3

[merry talon]

wtf, I have movie tickets to see A Quiet Place Part II

and I just found out it's on prime for free

(i already saw it but am seeing it with someone else)

[potent fossil]

invite em over for some prime and chill

[merry talon]

ah yes, my grandmother

[potent fossil]

grammas are the best to movie and chill with. mine always makes cookies

[faint crystal]

🤨

[merry talon]

yeah, we're going to watch the first one before going tonight

[cosmic raft]

@peak ginkgo

[potent fossil]

I'm well aware of the innuendo there, just purposefully skirting it

[merry talon]

but now I'm gonna try to change my tickets to a different movie, because wtf

[peak ginkgo]

@cosmic raft Setup a pagerule with a redirect and enable strict caching manually, sure I don't see why not 👀

[cosmic raft]

without a redirect? :P

[peak ginkgo]

You might still need to redirect or masked redirect to b2 I don't remember how that works exactly

I think they have a weird folder structure, so you could not redirect and just expose the weird bits

[cosmic raft]

ah

guess the worker route would be the way to go

hopefully those don't cost money

[peak ginkgo]

I believe workers is free

Should be actually

[upbeat falcon]

Pricing · Cloudflare Workers docs

https://developers.cloudflare.com/workers/platform/pricing

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[merry talon]

a generous free tier yeah

[peak ginkgo]

You won't hit that limit probably

[cosmic raft]

hm okay

[twin lagoon]

they're pretty much free

tux's minecraft avatar service runs on workers

costs <$50 for millions of requests

[cosmic raft]

I see

[twin lagoon]

and especially for easy image hosting, definitely won't be seeing any bill

[cosmic raft]

I just don't really want to run some script like this

since it needs to be maintained

[twin lagoon]

it's fairly maintenance free though

like cloudflare would have to break compatibility for core stuff or backblaze would have to break their S3 API

[cosmic raft]

I guess

[merry talon]

can someone link to what the problem is here I'm blind

[twin lagoon]

nice part is that it allows you to use a custom domain, practically free & you have full control over the images

[cosmic raft]

https://jross.me/free-personal-image-hosting-with-backblaze-b2-and-cloudflare-workers/

[merry talon]

ah I see

I wrote an over engineered go app for that

[twin lagoon]

oh and if backblaze changes their API you can always just harass denwav

[merry talon]

that doesn't work

[twin lagoon]

[mint pike]

For making a website that can do information, forums, sale, auctions, user profiles etc.
What kinda framework would you guys suggest?
Wordpress?

[twin lagoon]

avoid wordpress

[mint pike]

It's kinda the only thing I found which also is free

[twin lagoon]

you'll need to be a bit more specific than "sale, auctions, user profiles"

[merry talon]

You won't find something that will do all of those in one

look for forums software, and then a shop, etc

[mint pike]

wordpress 😅

[ashen cliff]

Drupal.

[wispy blade]

cant go wrong with bootstrap :p

[merry talon]

well I suppose XF could do a lot of it with plugins

but $$$

[mint pike]

I looked at something called IPB for a while until I saw the price xD

[merry talon]

These days you don't need forums, would just avoid them entirely

[twin lagoon]

you'll need to be a bit more specific than "sale, auctions, user profiles"

i would indeed avoid forums

the general go to from what i've seen nowadays is to just use Ghost (blogging CMS), Tebex (for ingame webstore purchases) & Discord (forums alternative)

[mint pike]

User profiles as in profiles people can put anything they want. Much like a steam profile or whatever.
I wanted to put a store where people can sell whatever they want from an old laptop to ingame items (nothing illegal like drugs...)
I also wanna put up my services on that store selling software.

[merry talon]

Alternatively NamelessMC has a simple blog and forum if you really want it, and it just provides somewhere to link to all your shit

[twin lagoon]

probably xenforo 2 then

you'll regret free software sooner or later

massive clusterfuck of shit free addons with wordpress

[mint pike]

I have never regretted free software 😅
Well free as in free open source.

[merry talon]

wordpress specifically is a can of worms you don't wanna open

[twin lagoon]

then use wordpress and come back in 6 months

we'll see if you regret it or not

[merry talon]

People have built million dollar empires around exploiting wordpress installs

[mint pike]

well I haven't used it before. Sounds like you have experience 😅

[twin lagoon]

it's known to be shit

and full of leaks

[mint pike]

I'm not a fan of that stuff is edited in the browser...

[merry talon]

huh

[mint pike]

Xenforo is gonna cost me like $345-645 👀

[merry talon]

I'm surprised they don't have a monthly sub yet

would make it a lot more accessible

[mint pike]

It is every 12 months

[twin lagoon]

it's cheaper the second year @merry talon

like $50/mo for another year

[merry talon]

well yeah

[twin lagoon]

granted XF2 is still a pretty expensive platform compared to others because of the addons you pay for

[merry talon]

but it's a big buy in

[mint pike]

well + 15$ for all the "addons"

[twin lagoon]

definitely not +$15

more like $300

[twin lagoon]

there's community addons other than those which you'll likely end up using

and themes

[golden gust]

welcome to the joys of the real world

[twin lagoon]

tbh xenforo isn't even that expensive

pretty bang for buck

[mint pike]

Is there a way to outright buy this out?
Like not as a subscription?

[golden gust]

all this software requires devs behind them doing stuff, xenforo is pretty feature packed

No

[merry talon]

I mean, you sort of are

You'll have bought out whatever is the current version at the end of your support period

if you want more updates you'll have to pay again

[mint pike]

I see, that's a lot better then suddenly running out of money and your site going down 😅

Got more suggestions?

[golden gust]

I mean, not really

when you want 200 features in one place, you're basically after a piece of software designe and built like that

[mint pike]

True

[golden gust]

xenforo is popular, so, a lot of crap gets developed for it

if you wanted just a forum, there are 100s of free alternatives

[merry talon]

I'm gonna bet that the features you want are not actually going to be desirable enough to your players to be worth the effort

I'd stick to simplicity and focus on your core gameplay

but ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[mint pike]

Oh i don't really care about that. I'm doing this mostly for myself 😅

[merry talon]

[worn crest]

i have it and I'm happy 😄

with a nice theme it looks good

[mint pike]

Can I see your website? 🙂

[potent fossil]

XenForo is a one time purchase, you only renew if you want a newer version released after your year has ended or if you want more support than the year provided post purchase

And the second payment is much less than the initial

[worn crest]

its not mine but i administer it, i can send u a pm

[mint pike]

that would be helpful

[wispy blade]

best website ever is https://monkegame.online

ofc

[worn crest]

im the only person who writes posts there

[worn crest]

these buttons are overkill

[wispy blade]

dude.

i spent 2 hrs making them work

xd

[worn crest]

i simply google what i want and copy and paste if I need something

after a year informatic i quit because i dont want to learn programming

[twin lagoon]

@waxen panther

[mint pike]

Is the "Shop" section also Xenforo?

[worn crest]

no, its a link to tebex

[waxen panther]

@twin lagoon

[twin lagoon]

[golden gust]

let's get it ooon

[green turret]

Anyone else having issues with IntelliJ locking up since the 2021 releases? I'm going insane. It's so frustrating. PTSD from my animation days with Maya crashing just before you hit Save after an hour of work.

[brave radish]

Locking? No
Crashing? Yes

[twin lagoon]

try the EAP apparently

[wispy blade]

Maya

[green turret]

Yeah I tried the EAP (beta now), and it just crashed on me.

Plus the Terraform plugin doesn't seem to recognize provider resources for me in it, so infrastructure work feels like working in Notepad xD

[brave radish]

I was working on something in Intellij and my computer crashed. When I restarted it, my main class had been replaced by some random piece of the server source code

[green turret]

Love that program, but I hate how much it crashes. Or crashed. This was in the late 2000s.

[merry talon]

try vscode for terraform :p

[green turret]

I just want one IDE to work in 😦

[faint crystal]

vs code

[green turret]

It's just so shit.

[faint crystal]

see

you never tried it

[green turret]

Okay, to be fair, it was shit.

[faint crystal]

you can do anything with it

[merry talon]

I'm at the point now with vscode where I won't go back even for java dev

[green turret]

I haven't used it in over a year. I don't know if it got any better.

[merry talon]

It's just so good

[green turret]

Vim mode was so terrible it was completely unusable.

[merry talon]

wait, you were calling vscode shit?

[brave radish]

I am

[merry talon]

haven't tried vim mode though

[faint crystal]

one editor, one shortcut set, all the langauges

[green turret]

I haven't tried it in a while now, but vim mode was lagging so horribly it made it completely unusable.

[viscid wedge]

I don't want my editor to be electron

[faint crystal]

fair

[merry talon]

Good thing it's not

[brave radish]

Just use Ij Ultimate with plugins

[faint crystal]

😠

[green turret]

Yes if it didn't crash like it's been doing lately!

I've been perfectly happy with IntelliJ 😦

[viscid wedge]

https://www.electronjs.org/apps/visual-studio-code

[brave radish]

Yeah I gave to smack it in the head 70 times a day but Mini says it's getting better

[merry talon]

Oh maybe it still is, I thought they were switching to some edge backend or something

but really it doesn't matter, it's fantastic

[green turret]

Did they fix the floating debugger toolbar that you couldn't get out of the way?

[brave radish]

GitHub's CodeSpaces runs VS Code in the browser; doubt they're gonna move the IDE itself away from Electron

[viscid wedge]

As the CEO of Linuxing, I'm old school and use either Emacs or Vim

Interchangeably

[green turret]

That's one thing that just pissed me off so much. I don't know what it was about it, but I couldn't just dock that thing. It had to float on top of everything and be in the way.

[merry talon]

Well electron != built with web technology

There are alternatives

[faint crystal]

what

vs code is electron

[brave radish]

Yes?

We know?

[merry talon]

tbh, never really used the debugger lol

[green turret]

Man, I love IntelliJ's evaluate window.

[faint crystal]

idk what you're talking about but it's not in the way for me

[green turret]

Like, whenever you started debugging, a little floating toolbar would pop up with the step over/into buttons, and it would snap and stick to the edges, always overlapping something instead of just docking somewhere.

[faint crystal]

oh yea

that's still a thing

[green turret]

Bah

It's not as bad as Eclipse reflowing the entire UI because why wouldn't it. Hated that shit in Flash.

Can you try out vim mode and see if it's laggy when you hold down navigation keys?

I don't know if you use vim bindings for anything. It's HJKL.

[wispy blade]

blender has never crashed on me B)

[green turret]

Never made it very far in Blender. I was so used to the controls in Maya that the Blender way just kept throwing me off 😦

[wispy blade]

fair enough

[faint crystal]

not really in the way for me

[wispy blade]

but even on shit hardware (e.g. my laptop), it just runs fine

lemme see if i can still find some stuff i made

[green turret]

Hmm

[faint crystal]

sec

[golden gust]

joys of open source

software is either stable as fuck or about as stable as britney spears

[wispy blade]

as stable as my brain*

[green turret]

Leave VS Code aloooooone!

[wispy blade]

(what brain?)

[faint crystal]

not laggy

[green turret]

Alright, I will have to check it out again.

[faint crystal]

You are welcome in our cult ;)

[wispy blade]

i use vscode for everything but java

cuz intellij is just much nicer for it :)

[faint crystal]

I guess

I wish there was the minecraft plugin for vs code

[frank otter]

I used to use neovim or emacs as an editor

If I wrote more code, I'd learn nvim again but for now I use vscode

[wispy blade]

ughhh i dont wanna learn opengl but i have to for this project waaaa

[green turret]

I'm all for a good tool, but it seems like VS Code lands somewhere awkwardly between a powerful editor and a powerful IDE, and I'm not sure if it gets the best or the worst of both worlds for me. Vim is infinitely faster to fire up for the little things, but it also doesn't really have great intelli-stuff.

[frank otter]

What autocomplete plugin do you have installed?

[faint crystal]

vs code has the features of an IDE and the almost the speed of a text editor. But nothing is perfect. It's buggy af

[green turret]

I never got any of them to work very well for some reason, so I don't have any right now. I tried some of the more popular ones but they were sluggish and wrong. This was before Vim 8 though.

[merry talon]

If you know how to use vim, that's an area where I don't even know that I can recommend vscode

most people are not gonna be bothered to learn vim ever lol

[green turret]

For me it's mostly out of necessity 😦

[frank otter]

it is quite a steep learning curve, but it can be worth it

[faint crystal]

no

[frank otter]

I liked vim more than emacs

which I tried and could never remember the SPC SPC binds

[green turret]

Yeah emacs turns your pinky into a little nub that only presses Ctrl.

[faint crystal]

what the speed for if my brain can't keep up

[merry talon]

Back in the ancient times of paper history, there was a man named jarcode

An emacs visionary

They say his entire OS runs from within emacs these days

[green turret]

So for me it's mostly a matter of limiting keystrokes, staying on the home row, and avoiding the mouse to keep my RSI in check. Vim makes that a lot easier, but there's still little things that I absolutely hate about how the yanking and selection and stuff works.

I also use a Kinesis Advantage 2 keyboard. Highly recommend it if anyone struggles with forearm/wrist pain!

[faint crystal]

i'm good

[green turret]

I've got the LF model because I don't really like the Cherry browns.

Expensive piece of kit, but it's that or career change 😛

[faint crystal]

no no it's fine I don't need my arms anyway

[wispy blade]

you're telling me you're not following proper typing posture?

[green turret]

You can get foot pedals as well!

[faint crystal]

i sit on a kitchen chair with my feet on the table

[green turret]

Envy 😦

[wispy blade]

throwback to when i broke my wrist and played minecraft with my keyboard on the floor

[vernal moth]

Apperently half my city is drowning right now, lmao

My mom (they on vacation) called me because some neighbor called and said to check the basement cause there's water like everywhere

[green turret]

Got a colleague with what I assume to be rubber bones. He'll sit with his desk lifted up to right under his chin and type with his arms up on the desk. Like, how does he not get any issues like that?!

[vernal moth]

So I go there, which takes me an hour (normally 15 min) cause the streets are such a clusterfuck, filled with car accidents and closed roads cause of the water

[green turret]

Oof

[wispy blade]

yeah south NL has people evacuating and getting the military to help

[vernal moth]

But my parents house is fine, the two houses next to them have water in the basement, the gal infront of my parents house has a lake, 15cm, in her garden and it's spilling all over the street 😂

So I wish everybody best of luck and get the fuck out 😂 😂

[faint crystal]

I'm glad I live on the other side of nrw

pretty dry here

[vernal moth]

But man, I never saw so many fire trucks, the whole Autobahn is filled with them speeding around

I must have passed 200

Apparently in some parts of my city the power went out

Meanwhile am just chilling on my couch with a beer 😂

[faint crystal]

i bet your house could be flooded yo drunk ass wouldn't even notice

[vernal moth]

My living in the second floor

[faint crystal]

oh

[wispy blade]

someone just gotta pull a vacuum on the stairwell, water will come in :p

[vernal moth]

Apeprently 2000 Times the firefighter had to come out already

Apperently our prison is leaking water From the roof 😂

[faint crystal]

lol

[wispy blade]

flat roofs

[topaz mortar]

I'm glad that I don't live in such a flat area.

[faint crystal]

oh actually my city is perfect for floods because it's low surrounded by hills but apparently it didn't rain here that much

[vernal moth]

Yeah surrounded by hills here too

But I think we just got unlucky

Well, am not affected, so I don't give a shit 😂

[topaz mortar]

It rained the last couple weeks here. Feels like Great Britain circumstances. Like 4 Km downhill and you have your water.

[wispy blade]

hills? what hills?

NL moment

[faint crystal]

NL

[vernal moth]

It only rained today

[faint crystal]

haha

oh apparently the last flood in my city was in 1965

[wispy blade]

1953 here iirc

[faint crystal]

how

[wispy blade]

the 1953 watersnoodsramp incident

[faint crystal]

oh

[wispy blade]

entire southwest of NL just fucking water instead of land

[faint crystal]

for me it was the Heinrichsflut

[wispy blade]

and that's why we have so many dikes and other stuff to keep water out

[worn crest]

only dunes

[wispy blade]

iirc it was mr lely

[topaz mortar]

Had no flood in my city. 😄

[vernal moth]

One lil dynamite and half the NL is flooded

Cause they thought it's a good idea to build their cities literally in the sea

[faint crystal]

how tf did munster get flooded today? its all flat

munich*

[vernal moth]

That's not how that works, lol

[golden gust]

meanwhile a good chunk of germany will flood if some pumps stop running

[vernal moth]

Munich is München.....

[faint crystal]

idc

[vernal moth]

Shortly followed by sinking 😂

[topaz mortar]

That's probably where the name Nether in Minecraft comes from.

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LseK5gp66u8

[vernal moth]

Half my state would collapse if we disable the pumps

[wispy blade]

gotta appreciate the effort though

[worn crest]

we have pumps?

[vernal moth]

Like, in the worst places, whole cities sank 25 meters already

It's insane

[vernal moth]

Watch the vid if you don't know about the legacy of the Ruhrgebiet

That's also part of where the water here comes from, Europe's biggest surface mine is just a few km out

Fucking RWE is still expanding that shit hole

[wispy blade]

money needs to keep rolling bro

[faint crystal]

just let it flood smh

[vernal moth]

You can't

[faint crystal]

new lake

[golden gust]

ppl r dum and live there

[vernal moth]

If you stop pumping now, the water level rises and also drowns the surrounding villages

It's all super complicated

This is what happens it you dig a hole so big you can view it from the ISS

[faint crystal]

just move the shit back

[vernal moth]

They burned it...

It's now all in the air

[faint crystal]

ah right coalmine

[golden gust]

get it back

[wispy blade]

separate the C from the O2 ez

[topaz mortar]

Like in Graun Südtirol

[merry talon]

Currently losing my mind about seeing a bo burnham comedy special in the theater

This is one of those "yeah that would be super cool but would never happen" things

but it's happening

[nimble depot]

I just scored a ThinkPad for nothing

needs a little bit of care but comes with a brick and stuff

[wispy blade]

nice

[potent fossil]

ok im tweaking on this adderall lmao

i was like "my head feels hot i think im high" and then i remembered my heater was on

[wispy blade]

lol

[potent fossil]

send help

[wispy blade]

Error: Expected type: memes

[potent fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/wat-wut-what-lolwut-gif-4850067

[merry talon]

are you a 10x developer now though

[potent fossil]

i haven't coded in a while now tbh

[merry talon]

also try playing csgo

[wispy blade]

wait WtF

[potent fossil]

would like to get back to it

[merry talon]

People abuse adderall to be good at games

[potent fossil]

One is JRE, one is JDK naomi

[wispy blade]

i know

[potent fossil]

doesn't work like that anymore

but yea

[potent fossil]

Yeah I heard a lot of horror stories about it from people that have used it recreationally, and it has fucked them up. But, I guess that's just what happens when you don't have an illness lol

[wispy blade]

not even using the latest update of jdk/jre 8

[potent fossil]

uninstall em then

[wispy blade]

can't

[potent fossil]

git fukd then

[wispy blade]

is for programming class

[worn crest]

update 112 is really old i think

[twin lagoon]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa intellij launched in light mode for some reason

my EYES

[potent fossil]

LUL

[brave radish]

oof

.remind 3d @brave radish CP

(don't mind me)

[limber knot]

DiscordBot: Reminder set for 3 days from now.

[twin lagoon]

reeeeeeee

[potent fossil]

oh does it take mentions now

[brave radish]

no that's just part of the message

it still thinks I'm DiscordBot

[potent fossil]

oh that's actually smart

Damn that's big brain as fuck actually I've never thought of mentioning myself

[wispy blade]

lol

gimple moment

[potent fossil]

Honestly what isn't a gimple moment these days

[wispy blade]

woah

[brave radish]

didn't leaf ping at-everyone like that?

[wispy blade]

suddenlydeep

ok imma watch pro sc2 o/

[potent fossil]

[potent fossil]

lol https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/any-minecraft-devs-that-are-ok-with-working-for-free-contact-me-by-posting-below.516069/#post-4215971

[brave radish]

I mean, lots are for some reason

[potent fossil]

Yeah I don't know why people do that. "Exposure" lol

[vernal moth]

https://twitter.com/giulio_mattioli/status/1415405128039944192?s=19

Giulio Mattioli (@giulio_mattioli)

Leading EU daily Bild's homepage right now.

Above: "OMG our cities are being flooded, that sucks"

Below: "OMG the EU has new climate mitigation plans, that sucks"

Retweets

149

Likes

748

Twitter · Jul 14, 2021, 8:17 PM

Kekw

[potent fossil]

Also the audacity of some clients who only want to pay $20 for a $1000+ plugin and have a shitload of expertise requirements and minimum hours-per-week or whatever

I always laugh my ass off

[brave radish]

I've made two plugins before for people because they were asking for how to do something really simple and I felt bad that every dev there knew the few lines of code but a plugin didn't exist

[potent fossil]

Sometimes I do that if the plugin is really small and I feel like it should exist but it's not often

Like, at all

[brave radish]

That's where https://github.com/TwoLeggedCat/MobHeadDisguises came from and one other; bstats integration is messy and the one other class in the whole thing should be better but it worked for the one guy who wanted it so ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[golden gust]

public class Main extends JavaPlugin

oh no

[brave radish]

lol

I copied it from my debug plugin and didn't make a new class lol

[golden gust]

https://github.com/TwoLeggedCat/MobHeadDisguises/blob/main/src/main/java/me/twoleggedcat/mobheaddisguises/Main.java#L43

OH NO

[brave radish]

lol yeah

[golden gust]

the fact that you defined it in plugin.yml means that that check is 100% redundant

[turbid oar]

0/ Ooooo

nice

[brave radish]

I didn't feel like testing to make sure at the time so I put an if statement lol

plus I don't trust anything in plugin.yml to work

boolean toSet is also a dumb name looking back at it

[vernal moth]

Ufff, apparently a friend of mine gone missing in all the chaos here

Not reachable via phone or anything, for hours

[potent fossil]

😬

[vernal moth]

He was on the way home from but never got there

[unkempt drift]

what chaos?

[vernal moth]

Part of that city has been completely evacuated

My state is flooding Jake

[unkempt drift]

yikes

[vernal moth]

I had 150L water per square meter today

Luckily my house, and my parents house (they on vacation, yikes) is fine, but all the neighbors of my parents have water in their basement

[unkempt drift]

just from rain? thats crazy

[vernal moth]

Streets are a clusterfuck, Autobahn is unusable

And this is a giant city on flat land

[unkempt drift]

I usually hear about flooding on that scale from hurricanes or tsunamis. germany, last I checked, doesnt get any of those

[vernal moth]

In the hills stuff is way worse, cause you got the small rivers that bring mud everywhere

In one city, they got a huge hydro damm, that is about to spill over

In some parts of my city, official say there is "huge danger" which is the highest status I think

[unkempt drift]

well hope you stay safe. you were about to leave on a trip right?

[twin lagoon]

they're evacuating a bunch of places here

[vernal moth]

In my city alone, a few hours ago, firefighters were called to 2000+ incidents

[viral hornet]

@twin lagoon best tab plugin pls

[vernal moth]

Am fine, my whole city seems fine, just a few wet basements

[twin lagoon]

no idea

[viral hornet]

[twin lagoon]

is maxim's tab still a thing

[vernal moth]

And ye, am driving to croatia next Wednesday

[waxen panther]

all the tab plugins are *******

[unkempt drift]

love Croatia. been there 3 times

[viral hornet]

It is, but not updated to 1.17 & he's away until end of july lol

[twin lagoon]

im a big fan of bungeetablistplus but it's not velocity obviously

[viral hornet]

That's what I usually use but I REFUSE to go to TAB

[twin lagoon]

do you still use bungee

[viral hornet]

I could use BTLP yeah

[twin lagoon]

ok use BTLP because that plugin is 10/10

[viral hornet]

No velocity cause no litebans/ban

[viral hornet]

PureTab when?

Before or after PureChat?

[waxen panther]

never .

[quick pasture]

rude

[viral hornet]

[golden gust]

TAB gave me cancer

[viral hornet]

Yeah I used that plugin for a whole 1 hour then noped out.

[golden gust]

tab ain't too bad, tbqh

[vernal moth]

Oh good, they reached him

[golden gust]

Try NameTagEdit, that will give you mega aids

[viral hornet]

Tab is great, but not when maximvdw is away haha

[wild escarp]

tab is pretty good

[golden gust]

tab was by nez

No idea what tab you're talking about there

[viral hornet]

Tab is maximvdw
TAB is nez

[golden gust]

ah

smh

[viral hornet]

haha

[twin lagoon]

one existed before the other one

[viral hornet]

Yeah

[vernal moth]

Hes stranded in some part apperently, and he tried to walk home, so his pants are wet, and now he's running around in Boxershorts 😂

He wants to sleep in his car

[golden gust]

pmsl

[viral hornet]

oh wtf mini

I just read the context

IS KENNY OK

[vernal moth]

His biggest fear is to get evacuated, cause hes not wearing pants 😂 😂 😂

[potent fossil]

My neighbor was literally just outside in nothing but underwear and just waved at me as I drove by as if it were a normal thing to be doing

[golden gust]

Hey

[viral hornet]

That is normal wdym

[turbid oar]

hello Mini 😛

[vernal moth]

Well, whatever, I get to sleep now

[golden gust]

Be glad they had underwear

@vernal moth no

stay with us

or something

just find a way to suffer

[twin lagoon]

knenwald our beloved child

[turbid oar]

sleep is good

[vernal moth]

I had to take care of his girlfriend who was crying for hours cause she thought he did drown or whatever

[viral hornet]

Aww

[twin lagoon]

@quasi valley ARE YOU OKAY!?!?!?!!?

CAMM IS WORRIED ABOUT YOU

[viral hornet]

^^^^^^^^^^

[golden gust]

"he's a dumbass, not a moron"

[viral hornet]

DID YOU FLOOD KENNY

[twin lagoon]

I HOPE YOU DID

[viral hornet]

wtf michael

[vernal moth]

Not that I could sleep when I hear sirens every 5 minutes

[turbid oar]

damn michael

lol

[twin lagoon]

let me just have some fun cunt

[potent fossil]

stay safe mini

[viral hornet]

DON'T say that magical word here michael

It's not allowed

[golden gust]

Mini

[vernal moth]

Am in my bed simple 😂

[golden gust]

I hope you wake up wet

[viral hornet]

hot ?

[golden gust]

and worry that the place has flooded

[vernal moth]

Second floor gang

[turbid oar]

best of luck mini

[potent fossil]

That doesn't change the sentiment of what I said asshole, accept my love 😠

[golden gust]

and then find out you just peed yourself

[vernal moth]

My city is fine anyways, unless you living on the river I guess

[golden gust]

Rememer mini

[potent fossil]

Anyway I'ma go do the dishes

[vestal jasper]

@ simple

[turbid oar]

I remember getting flooded once 0/

[potent fossil]

hi @ josh

[vestal jasper]

Hi

[golden gust]

if you have to pee in your dreams, go for it

[turbid oar]

LOL

[golden gust]

Worse "disaster" we had local to us was when some chemical storage place went up in flames

what was fun is that nobody told us about it, was a nice moment figuring out I didn't have to go school though \o/

[viral hornet]

"please try not to breathe outside today"

[vernal moth]

Oh, few km from here, a chemical plant had issues, their cleaning facility flooded and acid or whatever flooded into the streets

3 ppl got burns

Apperently at least the river isn't much of an issue right now, it stopped going much higher for now

https://www.pegelonline.wsv.de/gast/start#graphs?id=a6ee8177-107b-47dd-bcfd-30960ccc6e9c

[karmic harness]

What kind of thing would happen if I used Akair's flags on a minecraft client? lol

[golden gust]

the flags are catered for the server

[karmic harness]

lol

[golden gust]

client would probs run fine, but, the flags are cateared towards the server throwing out a crapton of memory each tick

[karmic harness]

I loaded mc up with those flags, it was running. Then I accidently hit "X"

Woah shaders work again for optifine 1.17

[narrow dirge]

Porno Gacha Life

[karmic harness]

It works fine with akair's flags lmao

It uses up to 5Gb of ram then GC kicks in

[potent fossil]

Yeah it'll work fine but they weren't researched and aggregated for usage on the client. They will do what they are intended for no matter if you run them on the client, the server, or some random java app. But the answer is a strong "don't know" because they weren't designed for the client

Using more ram when using those flags is expected, as that's what those flags do. They fine tune the JVM to use the most memory it can in as optimized a fashion as possible

[karmic harness]

lol, if you add those flags, and use 1.17 paper, you better have alot of ram. lol

[brave radish]

well yeah that's kinda the point

[karmic harness]

1.17 is worse on ram lol

[brave radish]

Real servers are supposed to run on dedicated machines anyway, in which case you don't need to share RAM with other processes

[karmic harness]

I run mine on a dedicated server, well a computer specifically for running the server.

Since I started using Pterdactyl I have to reallocate the container ram to tune it better.

I haven't done that yet lol

[golden gust]

set the container limit to 0 and then just allocate Xmx/s leaving space for the OS, etc

[karmic harness]

Allocating 10Gb should be fine, the default ram settings on akair's flags

I have 16Gb total system ram

[nimble depot]

I hate how spigot does bot provide checksums on downloads

But I prefer to build from source anyway

[golden gust]

wa?

oh, you mean the files on the site

like plugins, etc?

if so, they can't, for one, the resource manager doesn't offer it, for premium plugins, the jars are modified for everybody who downloads it, other than the original author

[magic river]

Wow Microsoft is selling thin clients as some amazing new thing

Windows 365, it's just Remote Desktop running in Azure

[golden gust]

revolutionary!

[merry talon]

It needs to work better than rdp at least lol

All these cloud gaming startups have developed low latency streaming

[viscid wedge]

Or machines powerful enough that it doesn't matter

[merry talon]

And we're still using that

[magic river]

I think it's just rdp

Today we’re excited to announce Windows 365, a cloud service that introduces a new way to experience Windows 10 or Windows 11 (when it’s generally available later this calendar year) for workers from interns and contractors to software developers and industrial designers. Windows 365 takes the operating system to the Microsoft Cloud, securely streaming the full Windows experience—including all your apps, data, and settings—to your personal or corporate devices. This approach creates a fully new personal computing category, specifically for the hybrid world: the Cloud PC.

[merry talon]

[magic river]

Windows 365 is built on Azure Virtual Desktop, but it simplifies the virtualization experience

[viscid wedge]

These motherfuckers really are selling ssh X11 forwarding

[magic river]

Excuse me why do you have my title?

[viscid wedge]

You're under new management.

[waxen panther]

[golden gust]

corporate, 'eh

[viscid wedge]

Jr*y lmao

[warm anchor]

[potent fossil]

hi etern

[limber knot]

where can i find the decompiled/deobfuscated minecraft classes that are not modified when i have built paper? (in 1.16.5 it was work/Minecraft/1.16.5/spigot but i cannot find it in 1.17)

[ancient bolt]

.gradle/caches/paperweight/taskCache/decompiledJar.jar

[serene tinsel]

[warm anchor]

my community terraforming

[hushed lantern]

anybody know any 1.17 papermc survival servers?

[hexed pawn]

Yeah

[turbid oar]

That's a beautiful map

[potent fossil]

Uwu

[turbid oar]

What plugin is that?

[potent fossil]

terraforming is typically done by hand or with worldedit

[turbid oar]

Ik worldedit I thought the pic was a map from a plugin

[hushed lantern]

what are the ips of them?

[turbid oar]

Blue map hmmmm

[potent fossil]

Oh that's bluemap

[warm anchor]

by hand. idk what they are making @potent fossil

[potent fossil]

Pretty good

[hushed lantern]

i want to play on a papermc 1.17 survival server

[potent fossil]

This is not the place to find a server

[hushed lantern]

but idk any

[turbid oar]

Lol

[potent fossil]

This is development stuff and server admin support

Go to the Minecraft discord

[hushed lantern]

where do i find then

[warm anchor]

yeah it's bluemap and it's sexy.

[turbid oar]

Learn how to fix and troubleshoot servers and build

[brave radish]

go look in Syscraft in #community-guilds , pick a random person's nickname, and google whatever server name is in it

[potent fossil]

https://minecraft-server-list.com/

[turbid oar]

I might give it a go

[hexed pawn]

Mine is public if you msg me for deets

[brave radish]

oops I missed the reply with this; not supposed to go to you gimple

[potent fossil]

No, no advertising. Even offering DMs

Don't be that guy

[turbid oar]

Yes

[hexed pawn]

He asked

[potent fossil]

Doesn't matter, you don't use the opportunity to plug yourself

You provide a list or other resource instead

[warm anchor]

only issue is it is GC heavy @turbid oar so only good for small servers

[potent fossil]

correct

[turbid oar]

Oh mine is big 😒

Damn

[potent fossil]

Is bluemap that heavy?

[turbid oar]

Could u make it for big servers

[warm anchor]

yes

[potent fossil]

Wow

[hexed pawn]

Ok

[warm anchor]

I mean yeah if you dont want live update on player location

etc

[turbid oar]

Hmmmm nah I pass

[potent fossil]

So just map itself and to see buildings, what kinda system reqs?

[warm anchor]

hosting it through nginx webserver

[turbid oar]

My github page is boring and stupid 🤣

[potent fossil]

does it just generate the tiles once and give you a fuckload of images or what?

that's fine if it does, just curious

[warm anchor]

it loads a MC client grabs all resources and render it

[potent fossil]

Jfc

[brave radish]

👀

[warm anchor]

you can look for yourself to see why it is heavy
||https://map.eternity.community/|| @potent fossil you can zoom all the way in too to player perspective

[potent fossil]

loads for 15 entire seconds

[turbid oar]

Nice nice

[potent fossil]

Oh wait, we're still loading

[brave radish]

15? I'm still on a white screen

[potent fossil]

yea still loading

[brave radish]

oop now a black screen

progress!

[potent fossil]

hell yea one minute for first contentful paint! wooooo

[warm anchor]

yeah my iPhone litearlly heats up when I open the map on it

lol

[turbid oar]

Lol

[potent fossil]

oh got i scrolled and it's loading everything again send immediate rescue services

[turbid oar]

Just shows this dumb page

[warm anchor]

its not that slow

[potent fossil]

Oh yeah that's hot https://static.jacobandersen.dev/shared/Artistic-Easteuropeanshepherd-05.png

[warm anchor]

gotta upgrade to that 1 GB uplink

[brave radish]

k I'm closing that before it dies

[warm anchor]

YES THATS THE REASON WHY IT IS HOT

The dev is working on making the signs show up too. That would make it epic

currently sign only shows itself but not the text.

[potent fossil]

Ok but why is it so killer on GC

Is that something fixable

[turbid oar]

I remember setting up dynmap on a towny server for a twitch streamer to have like claims shown on the map which I grab from github 🤣

Github is so helpful

[warm anchor]

@potent fossil https://timings.aikar.co/?id=f2d6482f5bed480abdcfa0ed5bd547cb

you can see why

[turbid oar]

Oh yeah I like my place cold

I like cold weather

[warm anchor]

7 players somehow GC is 10s for 15G allocation @potent fossil

[turbid oar]

I dont use dynmap anymore. Thought about using it for factions tho 🤣

[warm anchor]

people still do faction server

unless it's 1.8?

thought citizen + plot is the hotest shit now

every other server has it

the most unique feature

[turbid oar]

Image on map plugin is awesome xd

[warm anchor]

plexmap no 3D

[turbid oar]

My favorite plugin is core protect 🎉

[potent fossil]

sounds like bluemap has a memory leak? lol

like, why

or a few memory leaks

[warm anchor]

not a leak it's just very intensive

dont think it cache anything

data is sent on demand lol

[potent fossil]

...wonderful

[warm anchor]

its ok my server is smol

only want sexy map

[turbid oar]

Buying a 96 something gb of ram server in 30 days a dedi 😋

Maybe more

Hmmm

[brave radish]

@warm anchor please take up with your manager. Thank you.

[warm anchor]

zombie time travel is against oracle Term of Use

[brave radish]

yh but I didn't use my VPS to time travel

I did that with my own hardware

[turbid oar]

Well goodnight I be watching some Netflix

[warm anchor]

damn you could've told me you use a microwave and I would believe you!

good night coffeeman

[peak ginkgo]

This plugin ruined the first half of my week

I updated it to 1.17

And fuck it's annoying

I also implemented color dithering and that did most of my suffering

Jar 1 is normal image on map, just the bare minimum tweak to make it 1.17 compatible.

Jar 2 is the same jar with a boolean set to true

[minor badge]

dejay very epic

[turbid oar]

Damn that sucks DeJay

[brave radish]

hmmmm just took a server backup but time to find out where....

I can taste the grep abuse already

[rapid bough]

Omg guys Gerber life is accepting applications for their affordable grow up plan

[autumn glen]

https://imgur.com/a/HIkksqg

1.18's sick. After i went down the little crevice that was negative y axis world gen

[brave radish]

🙀

[potent fossil]

Save him

[novel horizon]

ok loki e6 was crazy lol

[astral linden]

Huh... wut I do I would like to share my adorable Cato XD

Doing it anyways

[potent fossil]

@astral linden thats pre much correct, to get access kashike has to give you access. so if you see him around ask him just dont ping. have pic of adorable kitty ready to show him

very cute kitty

[astral linden]

Ah I see

[cedar relic]

hey there:
just a quick question you guys might answer easily.

can you use some kind of wildcards in
hidden-config-entries
?

[potent fossil]

I don't believe so. It's a list of full config paths

[merry talon]

right so copilot is fucking terrifyingly good

I was trying to describe some code I wrote to it, and it fucking autocompleted the comment with exactly what the code does

[potent fossil]

[cedar relic]

thx

[potent fossil]

You are the Lowe's employee, Ron is copilot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEhHEOIYgMY

[merry talon]

See like, I expected it to be able to handle basic logic stuff

But nah I can just say // return a request handler that takes a file upload and saves it to S3

and it does it

[potent fossil]

yeah it's crazy

[merry talon]

WHAT? I added a comment above a random line of code and it suggested this is a security measure to prevent uploading of arbitrary files, which is exactly correct

aaaaaaa

[potent fossil]

lmao

but can it write minecraft plugins

(that's a joke im sure it can, method by method lol)

[merry talon]

probably

fuck it // write a minecraft permissions plugin with multiple backend database support

wouldn't be surprised

[potent fossil]

[vernal moth]

Of course copilot is good

They stole the collective output and knowledge of the whole open source community

[potent fossil]

Yeah I've heard some sketchy shit about it

[vernal moth]

ML researchers really don't give a shit about copyright

[merry talon]

Now I may use it to conquer the world

[potent fossil]

Unless it conquers the world first

More likely ngl

[merry talon]

I'm just kinda going line by line and it's turning my shit code into good code

do I commit?

[potent fossil]

yes

[serene tinsel]

[vernal moth]

Reading news this morning, the state south of me got hit much worse

Found the location where that was taken

[minor badge]

we do a little swimming

[vernal moth]

At that point, houses doing the swimming and be collapsing ^^

[potent fossil]

what happened? a storm, or did a dam fall apart or something

[minor badge]

you can do a little swimming too, though

travel down and chat up a few locals into going with you

[potent fossil]

this was philippines in 2020 after typhoon ulysses =/ https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ni2KHrWXnDE/maxresdefault.jpg

[vernal moth]

You can't even call this a proper storm

[potent fossil]

Upper right red thing is a big jeep used for public transport. That water is mega deep

Upper left*

Most of those people are sitting on other jeeps too

[vernal moth]

It was just low pressure air sandwiched above west Germany, by high pressure air west and south and east

[potent fossil]

sadge

[vernal moth]

So it was really normal rain, but the clouds just didn't move

So we got 150L per square meter here yesterday

[potent fossil]

Sheesh

[vernal moth]

This is directly caused by the climate catastrophe btw

The Atlantic jet stream is getting less powerful

[potent fossil]

ofc, same reason the typhoons in SE Asia are getting worse

[vernal moth]

And thus we get these pockets of air that just doesn't move as much anymore

The last year's we ended up on the "lucky", we had weeks of heat what the no rain, cause above us way the high pressure air

[potent fossil]

yea, plus germany is a giant valley, or most of it is isnt it

[vernal moth]

East Europe got the rain, part of Germany got hit too

[potent fossil]

soo, big rip

[vernal moth]

But I never had it here that I couldn't drive thru tunnels on the Autobahn cause they flooded

Multiple kilometers way from the Rhine, so not caused by a river or anything

Just pure and direct rain

[worn crest]

Yesterday it didn't even rained in Frankfurt we had luck

[vernal moth]

Wtf discord

It edited the message I was quoting?

But yeah, the river changed it whole flow apperebtly

[potent fossil]

yea but i mean, i live in a valley. we're far from the river, but the entire region is a valley. heavy rainfall like that would cause it to pool up as well likely just as bad

[worn crest]

I only know Hagen got hit but I didn't even know the city

[vernal moth]

I haven't even hear what happened to Wuppertal yet

When I went to sleep their damm was flowing over

[worn crest]

Wasn't Wuppertal a city near cologne?

[potent fossil]

was

[vernal moth]

It's in the Ruhr valley

[worn crest]

Isn't could also fit 🥲

[vernal moth]

Well, not exactly

Obviously Wuppertal is in the Wupper valley

But it's close the the Ruhr valley metropolitan area

[worn crest]

I googled it, it's there 😅 I guessed right

[vernal moth]

Ah Wuppertal is fine, they managed to relieve stress on the damm by controlled letting water out

And the floods caused by that weren't so bad

Mostly only streets and bridges

Seeing these pics is insane

https://www.wuppertaler-rundschau.de/imgs/90/1/1/0/6/7/8/8/9/7/tok_9324ca9d308b394a61c1e600dc519c7a/w1280_h960_x640_y480_1-f1540842d82fde5e.jpg

This is Wuppertal

Isn't Wuppertal kinda famous?

For it's monorail

[potent fossil]

just checked, you had 150L/sqm. Typhoon Ulysses deposited 346L/sqm on metro manila

F

[vernal moth]

This Monstrum

https://www.wuppertaler-rundschau.de/imgs/90/1/1/0/6/7/8/8/9/7/tok_46ad5d5f4158ad9269fc006259d11a81/w2800_h1867_x1796_y1198_WR_WupperHochwasser1-79bc0c5d3cdfc61b.JPG

[potent fossil]

F

[vernal moth]

In some cities ppl where told to stop showering and wasting and producing water ^^

[potent fossil]

philippines: stop showering and producing more water!

filipinos: shower? whats that

(bad joke)

[vernal moth]

😂

[potent fossil]

most just have buckets of water and a pail to pour over themselves. some have showers tho lol. joke was they'd just shower with the flood water

[vernal moth]

Speaking about Filipinos, no more giant cruise ships in Venice 😂

[potent fossil]

Lol yeah saw that, good though

[vernal moth]

Fuck Cruise ships

[potent fossil]

I agree, there's absolutely no reason they should be in venice anyway. Take a fucking shuttle in, if you must take a cruise

[vernal moth]

The shit that comes out their engines is lingering in the air for says

[potent fossil]

Yea, they're diesel engines I believe

Not great at all

[twin lagoon]

they run on the worst kind of fuel though

[vernal moth]

It's a really bad form of diesel and doesn't get filtered

No city should allow cruise ships near their centers and we should really just ban these generally, we can already use more clean ways to make ships

And they too big anyways

But issue is: every cruise ship visitor spends 200 euro on average in Venice

[potent fossil]

They're quite overboard, I don't think they look very nice either. Just a giant building going by

[vernal moth]

Oh they are really impressive technically

It's a floating city

But yeah, visually they ugleh and ruin the skyline

[potent fossil]

Also, if you live in a river area (not necessarily venice, but venice too), when they leave the shallower bay they pull the water out with it then it all comes crashing back hard and can flood the area easily

and yes, i agree, they are technical marvels

but i still don't like them

[vernal moth]

Ruin the skyline, ruin the air, ruin the water, ruin the foundation of the buildings, ruin the climate, just generally a loose loose loose situation

But money

[potent fossil]

humans: i dont care what the repercussions are just give me the money alright

mfw "paying eth"

like, just go fucking buy it at that point

[cosmic raft]

hey simple

[potent fossil]

hey kashy

[cosmic raft]

want to see a neat stove?

[potent fossil]

boy do i

[potent fossil]

alright

[vernal moth]

Oh god

[potent fossil]

.kill kashike

paperchan ded?

excuse me!

[cosmic raft]

paperchan out of magnesium?

runs

[potent fossil]

oh wonderful it crashed because somebody looked up a 3.146gb file and it actually tried to download it or something

absolutely beautiful

[cosmic raft]

o.o

[potent fossil]

no nvm that's just a unit conversion, idk what happened

whatever

[limber knot]

.kill kash

stuffs a bunch of C4 up kash's ass and waits for it to go off.

this time with feeling.

[potent fossil]

also the fuck is that avatar, WHY

Ah, of course. The impostors. https://static.jacobandersen.dev/shared/Usable-Avians-f2.png

[twin lagoon]

HELLO KASHIKE

[nimble depot]

Why are all of my friends here?

[twin lagoon]

i get the same

probably prioritizes them

actually no

it just shows the users who've recently talked here

[nimble depot]

Sometimes people I don't remotely know end up on this list

Discord is trying to tell me something

[worn ember]

Drinking session with my boss was a success 🤣

[ashen cliff]

So you got a promotion?

[worn ember]

No. But he did pay for the whole thing

Which is good enough for me

[ashen cliff]

On the other hand, customs just ghosted me and my 10€ package.

[worn ember]

gottem

[ashen cliff]

Also eBay got me: https://posili.me/i/2021-07-15_12-03-36.png

[worn ember]

feelsbadman

[potent fossil]

should have told him a joke and mid-joke break your glass and take him hostage until he agrees to better pay and then proceed to get arrested, DED

/s, gg tho

[vernal moth]

Oh god, I love this pic

Dude in the middle is the president of my state and wanna be chancellor of Germany, candiate for the election in september

[limber knot]

politics

[vernal moth]

He's conservative, so he is defending our surface mines for coal, delaying the end of coal power etc

The screenshot says climate change

[limber knot]

meanwhile https://i.imgur.com/2tl4WcH.mp4

[worn crest]

yet we have a swimming pool directly behind the door, what a luxury (ironie)

[vernal moth]

That's how you drown btw

The currents are insane, you get pulled under a bridge and just drown

[limber knot]

no, you drown by going INTO the water

[golden gust]

rubber dingy rapids bro

[limber knot]

can't drown over the water smh

[vestal jasper]

@celest ridge i've come full circle, back to web projects

[celest ridge]

pog

[vestal jasper]

This time I have even less of a clue what I'm doing. Vue

[celest ridge]

Welp I'm going to bed, it is 4am lmao