first jar to get yeeted
#general
worn ember
novel horizon
woah woah i saw that
little knoll
Oh I still use xampp daily,
novel horizon
๐ฎ
plucky sparrow
oh I used it to host habbo retros
left swift
Of course theres no sticker perms why would there be
little knoll
I need to use it for Php backend interactions <:truepain:784720711163052042>
I'll tell ya, Php backend, especially when using web-frameworks like laravel is some of the least enjoying programming one can do,
left swift
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cunning raft
left swift
Interesting
warm anchor
JRoy epic
warm anchor
Ngl itโs actually perfected nowadays
last nova
Is there a release date on the new paper ?
last nova
1.17 ?
waxen panther
yes
novel horizon
yes
last nova
๐ฎ
dull hill
Hello everyone, just wanted to let you know this is my 50th message on this server, ok bye I probabbly wont speak here again for like 5 months
novel horizon
last nova
I cant find the download file ๐ and maybe update the github file
peak ginkgo
.download
limber knotBOT
untold meadow
this is just the straight pride paper logo ๐
ancient bolt
Very nice number (which this message will ruin)
formal turret
no nitro here ๐
mortal zinc
it's funny to watch the internet break
wispy blade
formal turret
only 3.5k for me
wispy blade
first message date 
mortal zinc
hello CEO of reading
worn ember
ceo of chat?
mortal zinc
how many books have you read
willow delta
make it gay
worn ember
quantity over quality
mortal zinc
2,937 results for me
ancient bolt
ceo of chat?
just means you're the one who has wasted the most of their life here
potent fossil
Don't forget I had an account before this one with a similar amount of messages
It is in fact I, the one with the most amount of time wasting
Nevermind cat wins
quasi valley
jfc 200000
mossy cliff
Not sure if anyone ever had this happen to them... But sometimes chunk rollback on their own for me. I build something and it vanishes in a few seconds or minutes. Like it never were there. Happened on 1.16-1.17 and it makes me sooo frustrated. No errors in the console. What could be the issue?
worn ember
just gotta press enter after every word
potent fossil
Mmmm. I mean, sounds like your server is lagging but can't say for sure based on description alone
full rune
i would guess a plugin does that
worn ember
just means you're the one who has wasted the most of their life here
says the person listening to taylor swift
quasi valley
oh god you didn't just say that
mortal zinc
hey, sounds like his interest in taylor swift is more of a spiritual kind of thing, you don't interfere with that kind of thing
ancient bolt
๐ฆ
vernal moth
After we deployed out MVP
ancient bolt
*says the person listening to taylor swift*
you can literally see on discord that atm I'm listing to Orla Gartland
worn ember
no clue who that is
ancient bolt
Sounds like a you problem
waxen panther
#banded2021
twin lagoon
@waxen panther 
waxen panther
@twin lagoon 
worn ember
nono, denwav needs me to spam him with mcdev reports
ancient bolt
not really
worn ember
i think i actually disabled it for a bit cuz it kept breaking lol
waxen panther
ancient bolt
you may or may not have noticed I've been pre-occupied with other things
worn ember
thats fine, you obviously spend your time on what you want :p
left swift
Wtf ded 75k messaged
worn ember
im very helpful /s
left swift
Maybe 1000 of those messages are good
potent fossil
Ye, I opened a report and he near immediately marked as accepted and concurred, so I mean, no complaining to be had in any case \o/
worn ember
yeah most bugs are been getting fixed pretty fast
ancient bolt
the automatic issue reporter was broken for a while cause it wasn't handling the "next page" feature of the github API properly
but now that they're working we're getting flooded with issues, but also fixing a lot of them
ancient bolt
Turns out 95% of the time in IntelliJ you can't assume the objects you receive in an API are valid
gotta call isDisposed() basically every time you do anything anywhere or else you'll get exceptions thrown everywhere
potent fossil
Oh, that reminds me of OnBase's API
I had to do that too for every object
God, horrible
limber knotBOT
what an incredible api
left swift
Damn bro I was about to take a picture of this state troopers mustang I never seen before but then a Kia sorento pulled up right in front of it
ancient bolt
in fiarness I've had a lot of fun making the mcdev auto-reporter more capable https://github.com/minecraft-dev/MinecraftDev/issues/944
scroll down in the stacktrace and see that it links to the lines in our source code
worn ember
nice
ancient bolt
that + the jetbrains chrome extension means you can open the issue, click on the line to go to it, then click the "open in intellij" button in github
very smooth
worn ember
arnt most issues duplicates anyway? are those marked as such?
ancient bolt
a lot are, but if you look in that issue I linked there are a lot of comments
comments are where the autoreporter looked at all of the open issues and found it was a duplicate
so it adds a comment there rather than opening a new issue
worn ember
ah nice
ancient bolt
it sometimes misses but it's right the majority of the time
this one's fun cause you can see a variety of auto reporter versions that I iterated through, and the optional & additional data that can sometimes be sent with the error report https://github.com/minecraft-dev/MinecraftDev/issues/584
sometimes intellij packages an additional error message, sometimes it provides additional relevant stacktraces etc
so the additional comments aren't always complete duplicates
mellow mulch
hello
mossy cliff
Mmmm. I mean, sounds like your server is lagging but can't say for sure based on...
20tps, no errors, nothing. You build and one of the chunks just doesn't save and reverts back to the original state. No clue why. There aren't many plugins and the only plugin that COULD cause that is Core Protect but i doubt that
delicate patio
hello
delicate patio
its a raccoon!
mellow mulch
where is the shitty jokes channel
left swift
In spigot
potent fossil
Prob #gifs-and-memes but if it's in context general sometimes works
noble locust
lol everything changes back to normal july 1st
waxen panther
no mana is right
potent fossil
y'all really do give the wrong impression of paper to people sometimes
potent fossil
Fact!
quasi valley
This one looks so bland now
it actually does feel like that hahaha
ancient bolt
I'll probably leave mcdev with the pride logo through mid july or later
but only cause I'm lazy and don't feel like changing it
potent fossil
Pride Year when
ancient bolt
i think paper reverting immediately on july 1 wasn't great
but I didn't do it, nor was it discussed anywhere at all
meager tusk
The normal logo looks ugly now
potent fossil
Eh well, I mean, it makes sense. It is the "end" of pride month, but, like, yeah. Was a bit abrupt, but it's ok enough
ancient bolt
considering paper, kyori, and sponge were all changed back immediately, i guess it's kash just wanting to go back to the proper logos or something idk
meager tusk
Eh well, I mean, it makes sense. It is the "end" of pride month, but, like, yeah...
00:00, July 1st:
ancient bolt
it doesn't matter either way. not like the colorful logos meant more than shit like the community guidelines lol
left swift
Only looks bland cuz ur were used to the bright colors
meager tusk
Yeah but..
left swift
No butts
meager tusk
Ok
potent fossil
00:00, July 1st:
yeah I very much understand the vibe. being lgbtq myself, i'm prideful all year long babey. i do love me that logo tho
ancient bolt
it was a little jaring when i opened dsicord this morning lol
quasi valley
No butts
here's some butts for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMoF4iupwfw
wispy blade
top 4 servers all looking like this now lmao
mellow mulch
oh god. there goes my viewing history
left swift
quasi valley
it's a good video 
ancient bolt
i wish the stack of papers was more visible in small icons
idk if someone could re-work it a little to make it more visible or something
wispy blade
reduce the amount of sheets
ancient bolt
but still making it look good
wispy blade
ez
mental meadow
left swift
Bidoof month
quasi valley
wait is that official? lmao
thanks to pokemon for encouraging bidoof rolling everyone
quasi valley
ahaha I love it
ancient bolt
first line is this pokemon can't do much
last verse says it has so many useful moves
which is it
potent fossil
20tps, no errors, nothing. You build and one of the chunks just doesn't save and...
sorry, I don't know off the top of my head. First make sure you're all the way updated, and not on a slightly older build, then please collect as much evidence as possible, like a timings report when it's happening, spark, a video of it happening, full plugin list, etc. And when you have all that, post a descriptive message in #paper-help, and if it can't be fixed then, perhaps an issue report would be the next thing to do ๐
crimson kayak
Oh btw
My Oracle free trial had ended a few days ago
The VM didn't get shut down or anything
potent fossil
correct
The Always-Free services are always free
The free trial was for other paid products
crimson kayak
Yes
But I thought I read somewhere that the ARM VMs would be deleted after the free trial ended
Well that didn't happen and I'm happy
potent fossil
Yeah that was misinformed
The terms said that any paid products would be shut down upon end of free trial assuming you do not upgrade your account, but any always-free services would remain online
lament patio
Just make sure your VM doesn't have more than 4 ocpus assigned to it
potent fossil
Yup, when it's created, there will be a little tag in the VM summary saying Always-Free
If it says that, you'll be fine
crimson kayak
Nice
red ember
where can i see the papermc changelogs
golden gust
On the downloads page
wispy blade
or github commit history
potent fossil
downloads page just pulls from that \o/
real lake
they left no time to change the server pfp back to normal ๐
wispy blade
it was still gay all day for me
(this sentence was written with the intent of rhyming pls don't bonk)
left swift
Bonk
crisp yew
Paper is no longer gay
worn ember
๐
worn ember
wanna touch tips mini 
left swift
viscid wedge
Gay is okay!
wispy blade
haha mari likes guys being guys
left swift
crisp yew
๐
cosmic raft
so uh, about these high temperatures lately
90% of Lytton, B.C., destroyed by fire, local MP says, as residents rushed to escape
potent fossil
Oh, great. B.C. is California now
viscid wedge
Have family down there, they had to evacuate
quasi valley
I hope they're okay
viscid wedge
These temperatures have been hellish. I'm in northern BC, we aren't capable of operating under 45ยฐ C
cosmic raft
I'm in BC too, Kelowna area
viscid wedge
How are you guys faring?
worn ember
damn that right picture looks straight out of fallout
cosmic raft
How are you guys faring?
limber knotBOT
i'm in vancouver and on the hotter days my air conditioner couldn't even keep up lol
cosmic raft
yea
limber knotBOT
it got up to ~40 in my living room, chocolate chips started to melt in their bag
but at least the city hasn't burned down
potent panther
did you read the the message correctly?
read it again
vernal moth
These temperatures have been hellish. I'm in northern BC, we aren't capable of o...
Nobody is, lol
quasi valley
meanwhile germany has had people's ground floors flooded in some areas
I'm glad my area isn't affected too bad by such natural disasters
vernal moth
Yeah living in a giant city helps
ashen cliff
Living in the middle of nowhere also helps.
vernal moth
But remember guys
mossy vessel
I'm glad my area isn't affected too bad by such natural disasters
I'll piss in your basement
vernal moth
The climate catastrophe is a Chinese Hoax
quasi valley
thank you nmf, very cool
mossy vessel
Always trying to help!
quasi valley
The climate catastrophe is a Chinese Hoax
or as lobbyists would say; it's not that bad
vernal moth
Yet! ๐
quasi valley
to get something slightly more positive out
tomorrow Paper will have overtaken Spigot on 1.17 again!
cosmic raft
haha specialsource go brrrr
ancient bolt
haha specialsource go brrrr
mfw
specialsource goes b.....r.....r......r................r
plucky sparrow
b
abstract pollen
hey can someone help me i need a plugin that has command /wand
rare herald
WorldEdit? HarryPotter?
abstract pollen
worldedit yea
brave radish
so WorldEdit ๐
abstract pollen
yea
brave radish
so what were you asking for ๐
formal turret
wand!
worn ember
.//wand ?
abstract pollen
i think
vernal moth
I got a magic wand in my pants!
worn ember
thats world edit
abstract pollen
can someone help me find it
brave radish
vernal moth
slowly walks out
abstract pollen
someone help me get it
worn ember
........
vernal moth
You were literally given a link
If you can't click that I don't have high hopes for your server owner career
limber knotBOT
potent fossil
close enough
brave radish
nice Simple
potent fossil
specify bukkit/spigot
brave radish
gave em the wrong link
abstract pollen
its all 1.16.5
potent fossil
it'll get the right one
worn ember
void void
cool
worn ember
just click it again
rare herald
Sulu with the patience of a saint
abstract pollen
how do i put the worldedit
left swift
What's a plugin
potent fossil
You. Packages mana into a jar and puts it in the plugins folder
brave radish
Did you setup a server yet?
abstract pollen
i did setup a server
brave radish
A Paper server?
abstract pollen
its aternos
willow delta
abstract pollen
are the plugins from papermc?
brave radish
no
You just upload the WorldEdit download to the folder named plugins
If Aternos doesn't let you do that, RIP
brave radish
not really
abstract pollen
dam
brave radish
I don't know how to upload files on every specific host
upbeat falconBOT
Requested by ZombieChickenMan - About 49,600 results (0.30 seconds)
abstract pollen
ok
left swift
PLEASE BRO
brave radish
oh so it looks like you have to install from their curated list
WorldEdit is probably on there though
it's like the most popular plugin ever
*second most popular plugin
fiery orbit
Nah its on there
fiery orbit
Then download the above linked 1.17 jar and put it in the plugins folder
brave radish
In theory, you can use that, it will just clear chests and stuff
brave radish
Then download the above linked 1.17 jar and put it in the plugins folder
Aternos doesn't let you
apparently
fiery orbit
Oh they wont let you do that? I remember they had some sort of file browser
abstract pollen
yes they do have worldedit โบ๏ธ
worn ember
inject plugins through the papi cloud 
worn ember
dense like a 
brave radish
I made a plugin to modify spigot.yml on annoying hosts that won't let you
literally what's the point in stopping you from changing the restart script... if you can upload arbitrary plugins?
yeah but some hosts do
puts ssh server in plugin
left swift
Cool
mossy vessel
#gifs-and-memes
brave radish
I think that was a reaction NMF
they posted a file ("cool texture pack") and it got deleted, not just a random gif
tropic flame
rip rainbow paper plane ๐
i had gotten used to it already
now it feels like something's missing
worn ember
needs more rgb
abstract pollen
bruh my aternos is literally not loading the server
mossy vessel
Free hosts, you get what you (not) pay for.
abstract pollen
[01:06:24] [Paper Async Chunk Task Thread #1/WARN]: at com.destroystokyo.paper.io.QueueExecutorThread.run(QueueExecutorThread.java:38)
wtf
brave radish
.paste a log
limber knotBOT
Please paste large logs to a pastebin: https://paste.gg
abstract pollen
uhm can someone help me
left swift
I dont speak English sorry
brave radish
.paste a log
not unless you do this
vestal jasper
not until you say what you need help with
abstract pollen
this
[01:06:24] [Paper Async Chunk Task Thread #1/WARN]: at com.destroystokyo.paper.io.QueueExecutorThread.run(QueueExecutorThread.java:38)
vestal jasper
what about it
brave radish
.paste an entire log
limber knotBOT
Please paste large logs to a pastebin: https://paste.gg
vestal jasper
We'd need the full stacktrace
brave radish
not some random line of the log you deem to be necessary
abstract pollen
idk what to dooooooo
[01:06:24] [Paper Async Chunk Task Thread #1/WARN]: at com.destroystokyo.paper.io.QueueExecutorThread.run(QueueExecutorThread.java:38)
brave radish
not some random line of the log you deem to be necessary
thorny flickerBOT
:raised_hands: Kicked ๐
e#7909 (reading is not optional when seeking support) [1 total infraction] -- sulu#5890.
agile tulip
Hey guys, do you know how to add resourcepack to 1.12.2 server, so it works for players on 1.12-1.17? I added resourcepack, and it works on 1.12.2, but doesn't work for 1.16 or 1.1.7 players
golden gust
you'd need something which cares about versions
I think pheonixes plugin hooked via, but, ๐คทโโ๏ธ
left swift
agile tulip
I'm using viaversion. But do you know any tool that might check for version, and give specific resourcepack?
mossy vessel
Did you not learn from the past 15 minutes?
brave radish
who votes troll?
abstract pollen
[01:18:03 ERROR]: Main thread terminated by WatchDog due to hard crash
golden gust
phoenixes
abstract pollen
Main thread terminated by WatchDog due to hard crash
olive marlin
.paste the whole log or you'll end up banned.
limber knotBOT
Please paste large logs to a pastebin: https://paste.gg
golden gust
Please actually read and provide the full log
abstract pollen
it was a hard crash
golden gust
You're also in the wrong channel
civic venture
does anyone else have 10 different emails
void void
reading
๐ด
left swift
> phoenixes
โญ
brave radish
does anyone else have 10 different emails
34, I checked yesterday
agile tulip
I didn't wanted to go to paper help, since it's not exactly related to paper. But this phoenixes is it a plugin or what? I tried googling it, and no good result
golden gust
phoenix616
agile tulip
I found it. Thanks ๐
golden gust
on top of that, you'd actually need to make the pack itself work with those versions as those change over time
olive marlin
it was a hard crash
Hard crash can be caused by thousands different things. We can't help you if you won't provide logs. Chill down, paste ALL your logs to https://paste.gg and then go to # paper-help and listen to what people say to you.
agile tulip
The pack works on 1.17 when placed directly in resourcepack folder
But in resourcepacks I have to confirm that I know it's older mc version
When on server it loads up, but doesn't change textures
I can't do anything with it rather then creating different resourcepacks specific for each version?
golden gust
erm, if it loads in the client I got no idea then
check client logs, newer versions might require the hash being set
beyond that, ๐คทโโ๏ธ
agile tulip
I've set hash\
golden gust
a pack from that long ago is not gonna work 100% even if it does load, however
they're different versions of the game, some stuff has been renamed, etc, etc
golden gust
if you need to check it i got no idea, per-version works, maybe there is a way to do it in a single pack, no idea, once again
agile tulip
Okay. Thanks anyway. If I won't find how to do it in single pack I'll use per version resourcepack
If anyone has experience how to do it in single pack, please help. I'd really apprecieate
spare karma
papermc logo looks soo like out of place without the pride month rainbow lmao
brave radish
aren't you on 1.12?
spare karma
ye book bans
brave radish
er, in that case, I doubt that was all that was in the book
spare karma
it probbalyy had more pages
brave radish
there were probably like 80,000 other characters in there; you can limit the size in paper.yml
spare karma
ye
brave radish
if this is a creative server, should prob just disable books entirely
spare karma
i mean u can honestly just go in paper.yml and limit the chracters to like 500
saves you the effort of banning items
brave radish
stonar I swear you must have an IRC client that pings when someone says "xray"
sturdy sphinx
Anyone know client side mods that work on the server for checking villager hostile state (something like carpet but without having to isntall it on the server)
golden gust
So, my grandfather added me on facebook, which, means that I now got access to his photos and was peeking
but, basically, here is tiggy
limber knotBOT
what a good boi
golden gust
Post pandemic I gotta go try and visit them, see if I can raid their old photo collection as I never took my baby photos when I left, but, I got a good one with my grandparents other older dog of me just sorta like leaning up against max and eating his toy, which he wouldn't let anybody else touch so I feel honoured ๐
polar prairie
guys sorry for the trouble a quick question i am a minecraft server collector and i would like to find the very old myspigot18.jar does anyone have it?
if anyone has it or you know where to download it, ping me thanks in advance!
grand creek
old server picture was better
cold hollow
brave radish
@whole prawn "just playing"
uncut moss
ios 15 drag text thing is nice
ashen cliff
Tho Android copy/paste just keeps getting worse and worse.
potent fossil
It's always worked for me
ashen cliff
Try selecting like just 2 words.
Keeps snapping all over the place. The URL bar is the biggest offender.
Legit, can't copy just 1 part of the URL.
potent fossil
Oh, I dunno. I don't really do too much complex selections like that
unreal pike
how rare are amethyst geodes?
cosmic raft
Tho Android copy/paste just keeps getting worse and worse.
agreed
void void
Will 1.18 break all works below 1.18?
warm anchor
Idk let me ask my magic crystal balls
golden gust
some of the OEMs have done some kinda nice stuff with android, e.g. many of the gamer phones actually had a competent screen recorder which afaik there ain't really a super nice version in android yet
I mean, mojang has already answered that one
warm anchor
They did? 
I thought it was stil up in the air
golden gust
worlds have been upgraded for the past how many years? do you think they're gonna do the one thing which would kill peoples progress after X number of years?
Yes
They've not said how they're gonna deal with it exactly yet, but ๐คทโโ๏ธ
void void
It would probably work but where the Bedrock was loaded wouldn't there be a gap where you could jump in the void?
golden gust
๐คทโโ๏ธ
warm anchor
It will be a giant bedrock all from y0 to y-65
golden gust
Nobody knows what their intent is
golden gust
I doubt that they'd cause people to drop into the void
void void
Yeah
golden gust
typical
warm anchor
Tfw
void void
I'm not gonna upgrade to 1.18 untill I see the out come I mean I will have to anyways because i have to wait for paper 1.18 to come out
Viaversion saved me last month
warm anchor
Idk about you but if someone canโt be arsed to use older version to play on a server, they ainโt worth anyway lol
โOh I got 1.18 on first week, I guess I will stop playing on this 1.17 serverโ
void void
Lol
golden gust
I mean
void void
I mean I'm getting ready to host a survival server I don't think people just drop everything there have worked for just because it's not I 1.18
golden gust
imagine teaching 200 people that "hey, you gotta go into your launcher settings..."
warm anchor
Itโs a good filter for dumb people if you ask me ๐
void void
No viaversion you can be in 1.18 and join a 1.17 server
golden gust
does dum pplz pay dae bills doe
void void
I don't play no bills only my server hosting bill
magic ice
Also some potential new players may not join your server if you donโt support the latest
void void
Fair enough
golden gust
because server sided anti-cheat is pretty shitty
void void
1.18 is a pretty big update
magic ice
They may be looking for servers and go elsewhere rather than downgrade just to join your server
but ye, youโd honestly be surprised with how many people update right off the bat
golden gust
it's expensive to add a ton of extra checks on the server to deal with cheating
void void
You don't have to downgrade if you use viaversion
golden gust
and then you've got stupid stuff like creative mode
vestal jasper
That also comes with a time and maintenance cost
And the fact that modding the game is a massive thing, AC's kinda don't go well with mods
golden gust
and then you've got all the hells of dealing with the crap like ensuring that people with latency issues don't get kicked, etc, etc
it's just a massive ass headache which wouldn't solve anything and cause more issues
worn ember
if ping > 50 perma ban
void void
In my opinion I don't think mojang should make there own anit cheat there are plenty of free anti cheats out there
They could do other things like fix bedrock edition
Or make new commands so its easier to make mini games or something
unkempt drift
Wait, why would mojang make an anti cheat? Why wouldnโt they just, idk, fix the actual issues rather than make an anti cheat?
void void
Yeah
vestal jasper
would be nice if creative wasn't as fucked as it is
void void
Wdym
vestal jasper
Idk the concept of some player with a modified client spawning in an item that just... crashes the server on use isn't my favorite
spark island
hey guys. i'm a minecraft noob but hosting a server for a group of friends, and looking to move to paper. where's the best place to ask questions about paper and minecraft servers in general?
waxen panther
syscraft in #community-guilds
spark island
thanks
void void
hey guys. i'm a minecraft noob but hosting a server for a group of friends, and ...
From what little information I have its easy but that's me I believe In you
spark island
oh no i dont mean like "how to", i had more general questions
like is it even worth to
spark island
i dont think i understand
worn ember
like is it even worth to
if its just for a few friends it doesnt really matter if you run spigot or one of its dozen forks, at least performance wise
waxen panther
run paper though
worn ember
paper has some more functionality plugins can hook into tho
rustic valve
run paper though
But, I like running Bukkit ๐ฆ
worn ember
but yeah obviously in the paper discord people will tell you to run paper
spark island
is there a repository of common/trusted paper plugins?
potent fossil
No
void void
Yeah it's easy to have a minecraft server but if your friends never join it or join it once that's when I would question of it's worth it I wouldn't be disappointed because people aren't playing on it i would give it a month or so is your hosting your own minecraft server it might be more difficult idk I've never hosted my own
worn ember
ik kenny has a shitlist, idk about a recommended list lol
potent fossil
A recommended list might not be a horrible idea mr @quasi valley 
spark island
right now i have some stuff from "vanilla tweaks" and my understanding is that i'll have to use different plugins when i switch to paper
void void
I'm no expert but that's what i would do
spark island
oh alright
austere ivy
@limpid comet did u see new paper-forker code thingy btw
nova gull
Build 69 when? ๐
void void
what was that website where it was just a countdown clock of how long ago minecraft 1.8.9 was released from today?
brave radish
void void
thanks
merry talon
where can I pr to that to make it show in the preview
void void
it won't work since discord caches it
fallen oracle
It only caches for an hour or 2
potent fossil
Seriously, it's time to stop. It's not funny. https://static.jacobandersen.dev/shared/Palegreen-Octopus-00.png
Take your dumb memes to the dumb memes channel. Let me point it out for you. It's here: #gifs-and-memes
brave radish
that would be funnier if the triple redirect had been intentional
potent fossil
I swear we get like 5 rick roll attempts from 12 year olds a day
It's the funniest thing in the world for them
brave radish
I was here when they posted and didn't even click it, it's not even good bait; I assumed it was a meme but there was no incentive to click it even if it wasn't
magic river
I think my video card's dying :/
viral hornet
I think my video card's dying :/
GL buying a new one that isn't BS expensive (assuming you want high end)
I wanted to buy a new PC this month, but the prices of graphics cards is just 
magic river
potent fossil
RIP card
rough rover
I swear we get like 5 rick roll attempts from 12 year olds a day
๐คทโโ๏ธ It just ended up that way. Started as a meme on some friends and I thought to share a bit. Don't need to be such an "old prune"
potent fossil
Wouldn't be an old prune if people would water us with some original fucking memes ๐
I'm baking out here under the shitty meme sunlight
rough rover
Actually took a while to find a way to auto play the video with audio on my website
peak ginkgo
Whats the card
magic river
It's a 1070
I just took the computer outside and blew it out, hopefully it was just overheating or something
potent fossil
pressure wash it
merry talon
GPU in toaster oven
void void
Seriously, it's time to stop. It's not funny. https://static.jacobandersen.dev/s...
lmao
void void
because server sided anti-cheat is pretty shitty
serversided anticheat is the only real anticheat
clientside anticheat can always just be disabled with the right memory manipulation, a server-side anticheat you cannot
I think a combo of both is best, because there are ways for the server side anticheat to make sure the client side wasnt tampered with
I forgot how it works but I watched a whole talk about it
magic river
Sitting at 50C GPU and 55C CPU while watching twitch and playing some idle browser games, not amazing but it is a micro ATX setup, I didn't have room for fancy cooling ๐
If it dies again I know it wasn't temps
night drum
Does anyone know the owner of HolographicExtension and if he intends to update the plugin to 1.17? What if there isn't one I can use as a replacement?
wind mason
Plode
terse marsh
Do you know any working PVP plugin for 1.17? Thanks!
golden gust
This is not the place to advertise
ancient bolt
Selling cat's rug, $1000 obo
grand pewter
ill take for 1
viral hornet
Does anyone know the owner of HolographicExtension and if he intends to update t...
He did update his premium plugin (KiteBoard), so I assume he'll get around to updating HolographicExtension
golden gust
I mean, theres only several dozens of server side anti cheats around
What would mojang be able to do differently?
autumn glen
Better change the homepage to say Turn your server up to 16.
golden gust
No, they go to 11
autumn glen
isn't the requirement for 1.17 16?
autumn glen
vestal jasper
mfw
void void
I didn't know the iron golem would attack my dogs so they died... but I got a horse he's really fast
wispy blade
just put it out before you go to sleep?
vestal jasper
@wispy blade
neon shuttle
anyone who knows italian here?
rustic valve
Google Translate does, kinda
rustic valve
Is it every Tuesday, or every other Tuesday? And if so, maybe it has gone from being every other Tuesday, to being every other Tuesday? 
wispy blade
<@!338608021791965204>
thought simple was complaining about the time lmao
peak ginkgo
Fired from being the CEO of reading
potent fossil
Gonna call em tomorrow and ask if it's tuesday or tuesday
potent fossil
No idea, haven't cared enough to look yet
Probably not
Tomorrow is Friday, though
(In this Hemisphere)
potent fossil
Nope, one more hour in the one true timezone
left swift
West coast sucks
potent fossil
The one true timezone is just wherever I happen to be, so, not necessarily west coast. Just right now it is, so, by that logic, west coast currently rocks
left swift
Maybe all ash from wildfire and heat makes u crazy cuz u making no sense
Central gang is superior
left swift
U dont have to lie to make urself feel better yimple
potent fossil
Poor Mana, so deluded he thinks Central is best
left swift
Poor wimple cant see the truth
lean ocean
It's Monday here on Mars
left swift
Mars isnt a real country
vestal jasper
simple uwu
potent fossil
Josh uwu
vestal jasper
do my nails for me thanks
my right hand is wayyyyy too shaky for decent results
potent fossil
Why is your hand shaky
vestal jasper
oh uh
rugged cosmos
Hello guys! I have a question
how much memory (ram) you recommend to allocate for a Survival 1.16.5 server if I have 90-100 players?
wispy blade
10 is the sweet spot apparently, but try stuff and see if it works
rugged cosmos
i already have 10 but after some hours (about 8h) it starts crashing because it's out of memory
wispy blade
using aikar's flags?
rugged cosmos
nope
i'm using openj9 someone told me that aikar's flags are useless if i'm using openj9
novel horizon
then ask them lol
basically it depends what do you have on your server and settings too, some servers can get away with a bit lower ram, some need higher, really depends on the settings and such
If you feel like 10 is low, increase it, but it might have been you have some memory leak or so
in recent times it happened to me few times too with some things, suddenly
wispy blade
gg battery life
wispy blade
not on a laptop with a fucking celeron
wispy blade
same
meager tusk
bro.
wispy blade
namely my old ipad
novel horizon
if people don't take care of it, some laptops are unplug=> turn off almost
others? last few minutes
meager tusk
Celeron OP.
novel horizon
celeron ๐คฎ
wispy blade
no bro
meager tusk
Bro.
wispy blade
meager tusk
You don't know what you're saying bro.
wispy blade
this is while watching a single discord stream
meager tusk
Look at that.
novel horizon
Damn
meager tusk
Kernen 4.
wispy blade
in a couple months
novel horizon
wispy blade
shit i gotta migrate my things that i probably shouldn't install on a school laptop
namely
novel horizon
u wanna go for amd or intel ๐
novel horizon
aww
wispy blade
acer really pushing 1080p on their celeron school laptops
if i had a choice i'd def go amd tho
novel horizon
yeah i'd like to if i had the choice or i needed to get a laptop
they seem good
and some have pretty good internal gpu
wispy blade
the worst part about internal gpus is that they are limited by die size
novel horizon
๐คทโโ๏ธ
i kinda like amds
intel now makes it decent because of amd
trying more to be competitive etc suddenly
wispy blade
not complaining
novel horizon
yeah it's sad
quite weak
some of cpus like r5 4600H or 4800H looks kinda nice
the r5 one looks enough for most cases ^^
wispy blade
all i really need in a laptop is an r3 tbh
just gotta have it be able to run web apps smoothly
novel horizon
even that should be good enough
well depends, i would like a bit better cpu / gpu but still
wispy blade
and perhaps trackmania nations forever from time to time
bright pollen
watch u get a macbook air
novel horizon
oh my god
i hate apple
and problems with macbooks and such
uh did not sign out properly lol well fix it yourself
bright pollen
bruh just get linux on ur current laptop
novel horizon
just get your own laptop and hide the one from school
and when they want it give it back or so
ez
wispy blade
looks at bank account
novel horizon
imagine
wispy blade
sparkling water in the morning is wack yo
bright pollen
sell the school laptop
wispy blade
i mean it's mine to keep in like a month
wispy blade
but i'll probably use it to test if programs run like shit LMAO
warm anchor
swift root
uwu
potent fossil
Larry!
warm anchor
Hi Larry
warm anchor
wispy blade
@swift root hi lerree
swift root
you get nothing. no uwu, no owo. just sad, disappointed larry noises
wispy blade
fuck yea
swift root
*sad larry noises*
wispy blade
more to add to my collection
thanks lerry
wtf just saw the worst looking ford pickup ever
matte blue sparkle-y finish, fat ass headlights, big winch and one of them air inlets up high
vernal moth
Don't all pick-ups look ugly?
warm thunder
Has someone a good recommendation for a plugin to track playtime what is able to connect to a database (crossserver)
broken rampart
Don't all pick-ups look ugly?
Is the cybertruck a pickup
vernal moth
I guess
desert fjord
Guys me and my friends are making a minecraft minigames server called DNA CRAFT which has bedwars skywars bridge kit pvp etc..if anyone is interested to help us dm me
potent fossil
Please read the rules
wispy blade
@ mods
potent fossil
Meh
wispy blade
samdwich
novel horizon
i can eat carrot
idk i had toasts yesterday
and day before
and the day before
:/
oh
wispy blade
nothing wrong with bread
novel horizon
that reminds me
in czech language you have word for day before yesterday, do you have it naomi
wispy blade
yes
novel horizon
and also for post tomorrow
wispy blade
eergisteren, overmorgen
novel horizon
nice
potent fossil
day before yesterday is literally today
potent fossil
oh wait, nvm
novel horizon
eergisteren, overmorgen
pลedevฤรญrem, pozรญtลรญ
potent fossil
Tagalog has a word for that as well
wispy blade
im gonna pretend i know how to pronounce that
novel horizon
yeah well
potent fossil
kamakalawรก
potent fossil
pronounce mine
wispy blade
close
novel horizon
well if i could send sound msg i would try lol
wispy blade
just record short vid and ffmpeg it lol
potent fossil
wispy blade
hnnn i want her to step on me
potent fossil
We also have makalawa for the day after tomorrow
novel horizon
we also have word for calling to someones phone, just for the reason so you know their number or want to get their attention
zvonit is like ringing
and prozvonit is that word
potent fossil
kek
Y'all got a word for that feeling where something is so cute you just want to squeeze it super tight because so cute
wispy blade
we have a word for shaking your dick around
wispy blade
Y'all got a word for *that feeling where something is so cute you just want to s...
it's called !!!!!!!!!!!๐ฅบ
potent fossil
No it's called kilรญg
novel horizon
wispy blade
it's not a single word but more of a saying in dutch w
potent fossil
also applies when your crush or whoever is super cutie and ur just so kilig u no
novel horizon
https://voca.ro/1hHppRTaAAP5 these are the pลedevฤรญrem and pozรญtลรญ
vocaroo is kinda cool
kilig sounds not like that lol
wispy blade
putting the word in a tts engine also works tbh
wispy blade
kinda funny tbh
novel horizon
most of them are okay
potent fossil
nah, it's not threatening 
novel horizon
szia, hogy vagy
potent fossil
Btw, shadow, when you're gonna say "the day after tomorrow" you have to add sa in front which is like a directional thingy... 
hard to explain but it makes the word kinda like samakalawa
try that :D
novel horizon
potent fossil
lul
potent fossil
ok shadow, want a challenge
novel horizon
well sure ๐คทโโ๏ธ
novel horizon
wispy blade
pulls out the list of tongue twisters
potent fossil
potent fossil
He actually kinda got it
novel horizon
nejnezdevฤtadevadesateroznรกsobovรกvatelnฤjลกรญmi
https://voca.ro/13jhsky6UfMh
wispy blade
now do kindercarnavalsoptochtvoorbereidingwerkzaamhedenscomitรฉleden
novel horizon
https://voca.ro/1lCR8i6QRnkh
ล el za mnou jeden ลek, a ten mi ลek, abych mu ลek, kolik je v ลecku ลeckรฝch ลek. A jรก mu ลek, ลพe nejsem ลek, abych mu ลek, kolik je v ลecku ลeckรฝch ลek
haha
oh
i was trying to read it
and u just changed it in middle of it lol
wispy blade
forgot an entire part of the word D:
wispy blade
child carnaval parade preparation comitte members
novel horizon
yeah
noone likes them
i was learning german in school and due to not using it i forgot it almost completely
der die den ew
der die das
:()
and the words changing all the time
god
but when i was younger i was too cool to learn so
wispy blade
dutch doesnt have that (to an extent) ๐
potent fossil
I had a friend in high school who completely taught himself german, while taking a spanish class, and then he promptly forgot it all due to disuse
novel horizon
yeah lol
i learned english from.. well using computer/playing games and reading
i still know something from german, but
it's really basic
and i don't understand much
german talk aklsjdadskjllaskjdajlskdalskdjwlajw
wispy blade
i just use it to meme with a friend lol
novel horizon
and i have no idea what they say
hybrid quest
Did you get your Microsoft account migration cape? Is it cool?
novel horizon
there's account migration
i thought they were talking about it for so many years idk
but in my lang the website doesn't work properly, so it's pain
you need to add "en-us" in the address bar, idk why
otherwise it will always show after clicking any link "oops wrong page"
potent fossil
"Fuck ShadowHacker and his entire country specifically" - Microsoft
novel horizon
yep
for everyone around me it doesn't work too
๐คทโโ๏ธ
I think even for slovakia ๐ค
OKAY
hold on
so
it suddenly works wth
did they fixed it
wtf
okay so now
wispy blade
poggeur
wispy blade
everyone's from microsoft bro
novel horizon
it really works lol
before it was not using en-us or anything, always some error
and now it works
woah
wispy blade
simple fixed it 100%
novel horizon
โค๏ธ
yep
probably
literally, I think it was for years even and suddenly it's fixed
potent fossil
i am bill
wispy blade
sheeeeeeeesh
void void
Can you make PaperMC server 24/7?
potent fossil
yes
void void
ok thx
potent fossil
<@&748618676189528155>
cosmic raft
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thorny flickerBOT
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minor badge
@potent fossil hi love you
wispy blade
hi mari
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hi naomi
wispy blade
how are ya
untold copper
whats that
minor badge
too good to go; it's good bakewares and stuff that bakeries sell at large discounts to avoid throwing it away
wispy blade
and i just thought of a way to optimize my database inserts
untold copper
I have no idea what that means
but also very cool
Ok anyways I go study more I guess
minor badge
or just batch or transaction them
ashen cliff
Imagine ever using transactions.