general

[brave radish]

https://github.com/Querz/mcaselector

[charred schooner]

Third party app I

ty 🙂

[limber knot]

oh right, there is a loading counter

[magic river]

I can't believe I went through all that bullshit just to find out they put a completely arbitrary CPU generation cut off in there

[brave radish]

alternatively you could somehow search every chunk for chests above y level 50 or something, but first one is much better (and a lottt faster)

[magic river]

There isn't a feature stopping me, just bullshit

[charred schooner]

I'll give the tool a go first, thanks!

[charred schooner]

@paper bronze any idea what to set the filter options to, to show a high time?

[paper bronze]

why are you pinging me in specific

[charred schooner]

Oh god, sorry

[paper bronze]

it's fine bruv

[karmic harness]

Turbis

I've been listening to this too long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m91Vq-Yd3BA

[charred schooner]

@brave radish Think I found it

but when I tp to the relative coords I insta die lol

[brave radish]

what y value did you use?

what was the death message?

[charred schooner]

That's probably why... -4k

lol

[brave radish]

well yeah 😅

try 100 and creative mode

[charred schooner]

Thanks! Found it!

[brave radish]

👍

now time to try the same thing on a world I lost forever ago. Problem is I might've spent so long looking for that house that the inhabited time is useless

[night drum]

How to remove this? Server broadcast to ops? help

[brave radish]

can you translate that?

[golden gust]

there is a gamerule for command feedback

and maybe a few settings somewhere

that's op command feedback

[brave radish]

There's also a separate one for command blocks

/gamerule sendCommandFeedback false will work, but not even the server will get the feedback (I think)

[night drum]

ok

[olive marlin]

There's logAdminCommands and sendCommandFeedback. But they have confusing description: https://minecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Game_rule

The best way is to have no one be OP.

[night drum]

Thanks ❤️

[karmic harness]

That moment when:

I look like Krusic22

(same pose)

[potent fossil]

Congratulations

[cosmic raft]

https://tenor.com/view/slide-fail-epic-fail-gif-8379905

[potent fossil]

increasing gravitational potential energy in a gif

whatever that's not right dont @ me im not a physicist

[void void]

any good incremental backup plugins

specifically plugins

[potent fossil]

No but there are a lot of bad ones

Doing it with a plugin is bad, so by definition there are no good plugins for doing that

[austere ivy]

classic gif

[karmic harness]

Who is Taylor

[potent fossil]

Taylor Swift

[magic river]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1snxhEdchY

https://www.facebook.com/ComedyCentral/videos/660104974494064/

boo

[ashen cliff]

1.17 looks stable enough to me: https://posili.me/i/2021-06-26_21-45-42.png

[wispy blade]

bro, that's super stable!

[warm anchor]

Does it requires more heap? Coz of java16 in general?

[celest ridge]

1.17 confirmed good to go?

Pog

[karmic harness]

I used to have a crush on this girl named Tayler

[warm anchor]

Running bluemap here too. I allocated 10 and the GC cycle is like 1.25s

[potent fossil]

Thanks for sharing Sav

[karmic harness]

You're welcome!

She was hot

Lmao

[potent fossil]

Ok

[karmic harness]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnkDL9lkbX8

This song was the shit when I was in High School

[potent fossil]

Hey did you know we have this really cool channel

It's called #music

For music.

[karmic harness]

Oh shit

Im drunk so I didn't notice

[potent fossil]

Well now you know

[karmic harness]

I do now

Too late, I guess. : /

I have a 2000ms delay in fallout 76 b ecause of being under the influance

against detecting mobs

[potent fossil]

Should probably drink some water and sober up then

[karmic harness]

perhaps

It's all fun and games until I start announcing that I have crushes on people.

[wispy blade]

lol

[karmic harness]

lmfao

No like I did that on the songoda discord

It was fucking embarrsing when I woke up

[potent fossil]

🤢

[karmic harness]

lol

They aren't that bad

[waxen panther]

😬

[golden gust]

hey broc

[karmic harness]

They don't have the best rep Ik

[golden gust]

Wanna cuddle?

[karmic harness]

Sure

Lmao

[warm anchor]

😨

[brave radish]

👀

[warm anchor]

Same

[karmic harness]

Wtf

[left swift]

[potent fossil]

I did not expect to watch this whole thing but holy shit, in 32 minutes they told a better story than some feature films i've seen lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEe-ZeVbTLo

with great sfx too

[copper summit]

Anyone know a way to set /tp locations? like Tp spawn. Luckperms installed

[potent fossil]

Warps?

[opal ridge]

warps

[left swift]

Can we set a warp to simple

[opal ridge]

I suggest gwarp

[potent fossil]

Sure I'll set it up right over a pitch of stakes that periodically shoots fire so as to incinerate any catchings

[left swift]

[opal ridge]

Does anybody know any plugin like ps4(free ones) that work on 1.17 and add plot world ???

[copper summit]

Anyone know a way to set /tp locations? like Tp spawn. Luckperms installed

[potent fossil]

Bro

[copper summit]

what are wraps then?

[opal ridge]

teleport points in short

[potent fossil]

Go look it up. You asked the question, we gave you the answer. Beyond that it is up to you.

[opal ridge]

can work between worlds

[opal ridge]

https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/gwarp-warp-home-plugin-1-7-x-1-17-x.56824/

[potent fossil]

Continue holding peoples hands through every single aspect of server administration and they will NEVER learn to do anything on their own

But by all means

[opal ridge]

So is there and plot plugin that adds plot world and works on 1.17 that is free ?

[potent fossil]

I only know of plot squared.

[opal ridge]

damn

[vernal moth]

1.7.10 is 7 years old today, we should celebrate

[opal ridge]

I can't compile it unfortunely from git

[potent fossil]

Yeah, celebrate its death

[left swift]

Older than half of the people in paperhelp

[ashen cliff]

Time to drop 1.17 support and add 1.7.2 support.

Matrix and AntiAura moment.

[karmic harness]

Time to bring back No Cheat Plus and Essentials Group manager.

[left swift]

Those are already back

[karmic harness]

lol

baby hit that back and burp, pour that four of purp

[vernal moth]

That also means Bukkit will be dead for 7 years on two 6 weeks

Man am old

Can you believe this fucking ride has been going on for 11 years now?

[nimble depot]

I miss 1.4.7 days to be honest

And the days of Minecraft beta. Good times

[vernal moth]

Some of the nerds in here I know longer than real life friends

Then then you look at how many ppl I have lost over the years

Some just quit the community, some just vanished, some are literally dead

By accidents, or by suicide

I know two ppl from this community that died by crashing their cars into trees

The number of suicides is even higher

[hollow monolith]

any recommendations for a hub NPC plugin?

[nimble depot]

One of my close friends died in a motorbike accident

[cedar spade]

The "revived" GM already died again

[left swift]

Oof

[nimble depot]

I knew him since I was 6 which makes it even more sad

[vernal moth]

Yeah motor cycles are fucking dangerous

[potent fossil]

[hollow monolith]

I never wanna ride one.

Unless i'm goin under 5MPH, not gonna ride a motorbike

[vernal moth]

A friend of mine had an accident a few weeks back, not even his fault, right turn, car on the other side can't keep in their lane, head on collision, he goes flying

[hollow monolith]

oof, they okay?

[vernal moth]

Helicopter arrives, doctor looks down the hill and say, he's dead anyways

[potent fossil]

Ok I read the rest of your message and yeah, we (as a community) have lost a lot of people. frash, chefjava, shortninja, techcodes...and some scares that turned out ok in the end, and more...

[vernal moth]

But somehow he had like nothing and left hospital 3 days later

Already has a new bike

[hollow monolith]

if that happened, i would never touch a bike again...

[vernal moth]

He's young, 21, what you gonna say

[nimble depot]

I used to own a KTM 1290 back in the day. Was fun but oh god dangerous

[potent fossil]

I'm actually considering a bike, even if they are so dangerous, because it's cheaper... Lol :/

[hollow monolith]

my pet lizard died last week after 10 years of living

[potent fossil]

F

[hollow monolith]

anyway i gota go, BYE

[vernal moth]

Bikes aren't cheap simple, you gotta repair them way more often than cars

[potent fossil]

You haven't met my car from 1989 that breaks every day

[vernal moth]

My dad sold his because it got too expensive

Well, just get a nice 1 year old car then

I paid 8k for my toyota aygo

[potent fossil]

I can't even drive my car atm because it'll start once at home and won't start again for a few hours after I turn it off and not sure why

I can't afford 8k lol

Bike I'm looking at is like 2k

[left swift]

My first car was $400 LOL

[vernal moth]

Pay it monthly then

[nimble depot]

One of my colleagues has a serious accident every year or so. After he leaves hospital, back to his old habits

[potent fossil]

Mine was 1200

[vernal moth]

I mean, or get a bike

But look at maintenance cost

[olive marlin]

Cost of safety equipment too.

[nimble depot]

That can get expensive

[potent fossil]

I mean yea, idk I probably wouldn't enjoy it in a big city or even anywhere densely populated. But like I said yesterday my town is full of old people who are here to retire and die. So for this area, a bike is pretty safe. We have lots of biker clubs too that all ride together

[left swift]

Get a honda grom simple

[nimble depot]

Then I decided that a car is safer and more of my thing

Fun fact: I drive a 2019 Acura NSX

[potent fossil]

But yeah I would need to do motorcycle school and then take the motorcycle license test to have my driver license annotated and then get a bike and all the safety equipment and normal maintenance cost, it's true it would probably end up being about the price of a shitty used car (that actually worked)

[karmic harness]

I am getting 925 ms ping to my own server.

I am supposed to get 36 ms

[wispy blade]

gg

[left swift]

If you cover up the 9 with your hand you'll only get 25 ms to your server!

[ashen cliff]

So, not a Volvo.

[nimble depot]

Why would I want a Volvo? I had a BMW 5 Series for a while too

[ashen cliff]

Volvo.

[left swift]

Krusic is a Volvo salesman

[nimble depot]

Mercedes-Benz better

[ashen cliff]

Imagine not driving a car that had "auto pilot" before it was cool.

[left swift]

[nimble depot]

Why would I need something else to drive when I can do that myself

And do that pretty well

[ashen cliff]

Could always do it better in a Volvo.

[nimble depot]

I passed my driving exam in the 99+ category

[vernal moth]

Old people car, lmao

[ashen cliff]

Exam is one thing, but saving a car from going into a ditch at 150km/h+ is another.

[vernal moth]

Kek, honda

[stiff whale]

my mom crashed her car a few days ago

[nimble depot]

It's actually really nice

[stiff whale]

still drove home with it right after

[nimble depot]

My work car is a 2019 Camry with a orange light bar

[stiff whale]

my mom had a BMW 418D or something like that

[merry talon]

wtf do you have against honda

[stiff whale]

i cant recall the full model number

[merry talon]

BMW

[stiff whale]

pretty sure its 418D tho

[left swift]

I drive a 1998 dodge ram

[karmic harness]

I have a 2015 Tesla M6

[stiff whale]

she also had a crash last year, around christmas

[vernal moth]

Bmw is reserved for immigrants

[nimble depot]

My first car was a VAZ 2101. A masterpiece of Russian engineering

[stiff whale]

if police came across her a few days ago she wouldve lost her license for 5 years

which, would be horrible for her since shes a self-employed nurse

[olive marlin]

I'm not a car guy, but for some reason Volvo's and SAAB's fell so much better that other cars I was in.

[vernal moth]

EVs have the best feeling, change my mind

[stiff whale]

never been in an EV

[nimble depot]

It anything moves on a road or rails and is self-propelled then I am interested in it

[ashen cliff]

Have you ever tried to down-shift in a EV?

There you go.

[golden gust]

Psh, it's all about rolling coal

[vernal moth]

Why would I shift when I drive with only one pedal

[ashen cliff]

We don't do that in EU bro. Oh wait.

[nimble depot]

When I went to Germany, I got a chance to drive a Porsche Taycan. That car changed my opinion on EVs entirely

[olive marlin]

You might want downshift to make engine take friction instead of nuking your brakes (when going down steep hills for example)

[golden gust]

tell that to volkswagen 😄

[ashen cliff]

To be fair, you can drive an ICE DSG VW with just the steering wheel. No foot required.

[nimble depot]

WAG: let's just cobble together something and call it a new thing

[vernal moth]

Idk what to think about the Tay an

Porsche needs to hire some proper developers

[ashen cliff]

Cars and software don't mix bro.

[vernal moth]

Or just stop putting in computers

[ashen cliff]

Ever tried getting a firmware updated on a VW Group car?

[vernal moth]

But what they do now is just embarrassing

[nimble depot]

One of my German friends has one, you can ask him directly

[ashen cliff]

Just buy a Polestar 2 and 🛌.

[nimble depot]

It's a electric Volvo...

[vernal moth]

Well, I would never daily drive a sports car anyways cause I don't need to inflate my dick size

[ashen cliff]

That's kind of the point.

[vernal moth]

Same as these whole SUV smucks

[nimble depot]

How much did they pay you

[ashen cliff]

They don't have to pay me shit. Just need to avoid VW Group, since they are the EA of cars.

[nimble depot]

When I bought a car for my wife I got a BMW M6 and rebadged it as a 650d (a lesser model)
She liked the joke.

[vernal moth]

Audi seems forward thinking

[green turret]

The worst offenders, to me, are those SUV smucks that can't park them properly. If you can't stay within the lines, get a smaller car. Like me. There's practically no way to not park within the lines in a Nissan Micra.

[vernal moth]

For a German car manufacturer, lol

[vernal moth]

American idiots drive dum pickup trucks, European idiots drive dum SUVs

We need to start tax cars by co2 exhaustion

[green turret]

Yep :/

[vernal moth]

And size

[green turret]

Yes!

[vernal moth]

Carbon tax when

It would solve so many Problems

[nimble depot]

If I had a Mustang I would downbadge it from GT to EcoBoost.
Yeah, you can totally think it's a ecocboost, I don't care what you think.

[green turret]

I think we have that in Denmark

[ashen cliff]

Euro 7 when?

[vernal moth]

Ecoboost is such a nice motor, made ~10km from me, true German engineering 😂

[green turret]

I pay like 350 DKK twice a year. People with big cars pay much, much more. But not so much that it makes them buy smaller cars.

[ashen cliff]

Best part of a Ford is replacing all the Ford parts.

[nimble depot]

Not going to like it since I own a NSX

I want to get a Porsche GT2RS and then I will be happy

[vernal moth]

Don't worry it will happen eventually

Hopefully the EU will do it first

[cosmic raft]

time to watch netflix!

Bridgerton here we come

[nimble depot]

In Russia it's taxed by engine size

[vernal moth]

Then I can sell my current 3 cylinder car for a nice and small EV

[nimble depot]

Big engine - high taxes.

[golden gust]

so, get a small car and add a smoke switch?

[ashen cliff]

Small Diesel. Just to roll coal daily.

[golden gust]

YEA

How long until we start seeing those like smoke machines being fitted in EVs?

[ashen cliff]

After 2025.

[night drum]

How can I decrease the amount of rain on my server?

[nimble depot]

For edge cases you pay based on output power in kW (like for EVs, hybrids snd such)

[vernal moth]

In germany, we subsise diesel fuel 🤡

[golden gust]

stop using /weather, iirc

[ashen cliff]

Since people might get used to clean air in cites and we can't be having dropping cancer rates.

[nimble depot]

Since my NSX is a TTR hybrid, I pay based on power

[night drum]

I wanted to decrease her frequency

[vernal moth]

Ban all diesel cars from cities tbh

They are the worst that ever happened to cities

[nimble depot]

Diesel cars can be efficient. The new BMW 7 Series gets 1000+ KM range from a full tank

[vernal moth]

I don't give a shit

They pollute like crazy

They KILL ppl

[ashen cliff]

I can do 1200 km on a single tank with my VW SportsVan.

[nimble depot]

Then there are people (like one of my friends) who engine swaps a Mercedes Sprinter and puts a straight pipe on it

[cosmic raft]

unpopular opinion: remove all non-essential vehicles from cities, and have better alternatives like more walking paths, public-use bikes/scooters, etc

[ashen cliff]

Best I ever got: https://posili.me/i/2021-06-26_23-06-28.png

3.8l/100km and that was a 100km drive.

[nimble depot]

Nice

[vernal moth]

I used my car today for the first time in almost 3 weeks

[golden gust]

oh god, we got public scooters in liverpool

fucking ass

[nimble depot]

Imagine a van that wakes up the entire surroundings when it starts. Why?

[vernal moth]

Yeah the scooters are a plaque, they will be banned eventually

First cities started doing that

[cosmic raft]

o.O

why would you ban scooters

[golden gust]

Because they're fucking ass and the people riding them often have 0 clues of the law

[ashen cliff]

So we can have more bikers on the street?

[nimble depot]

I would say just heavily tax all non essential traffic in cities and call it a day

[golden gust]

same for fucking cyclists too

[cosmic raft]

i don't think we're talking about the same scooters then

[ashen cliff]

Look, if they can't drive a scooter, they can't drive a bike.

[golden gust]

electric scooters

[cosmic raft]

picture?

[vernal moth]

Because they just lay around everywhere and don't actually replace cars, they replace bikes or tram trips, for some idiots even walk trip

[wispy blade]

my 2 cents: gasoline scooters are loud and smelly

[vernal moth]

Last week city found like 50 in the river

[potent fossil]

lol, reported an issue to Huel about my mexican chili and they are sending me two free bags

[nimble depot]

Sometimes I rather take a train than drive

[cosmic raft]

nice simple

[golden gust]

annnd I crashed vivaldi...

[vernal moth]

Long distance train is the most comfortable transport vehicle imaginable

Faster than can and you actually have space and can move, for many cases also faster than planes cause airports are horrible, and no space in plane either

[cosmic raft]

picture?

[vernal moth]

Issue with trains is that they are too expensive right now

[potent fossil]

all travel is hella expensive atm

[onyx crest]

Is that real towbetowte?

[cosmic raft]

yea no

i'm talking about regular old scooters

not electric ones

[ashen cliff]

This could be us Cat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbLbpxesQSE

[golden gust]

You mean road scooters?

[wispy blade]

see, i live in the netherlands where public transport is decent and kinda affordable

[cosmic raft]

in other words, those, except you use your feet to push yourself along

[nimble depot]

Those things are amazing

[cosmic raft]

like normal

[golden gust]

oh

[onyx crest]

Ah I had one

Still alive

[vernal moth]

Ppl use them to get around office here but that's about it

[onyx crest]

10year old scooter

[cosmic raft]

I have a regular old scooter and I use it to get everywhere near home

sometimes I take it on the bus too

[vernal moth]

Imagine accepting so many meetings that you have to use a scooter to get there in time

What a miserable life

[onyx crest]

Ah I got car so why using 10yeat old scooter

[wispy blade]

did that once, got beat up in the skate park

[onyx crest]

Years

[golden gust]

UK law is often weird as shit around stuff like basically anything with wheels

[nimble depot]

I live near a end of a train diagram so a nice walk to the station and 4 stops later I am at work (I can literally see the building from the platform)
And the train is usually empty since this is where it departs from

[golden gust]

e.g. cycling on the pavement is illegal but generally kinda allowed so long as you're not being a fucking moron around pedestrians

electric scooters are illegal, bar where they're rented from public schemes

[vernal moth]

Is something wrong with me, I feel pity for ppl way to often

[golden gust]

electric bikes (non assited) are illegal, pedal assist is legal, however

But, the e scooters are a fucking cancer

[vernal moth]

Scooters and bikes just get a licence plate here cat

Which requires insurance

[golden gust]

Like, people ride down the pavement going mach speed, they're literally just littered everywhere

[vernal moth]

They have to drive on the street here

[cosmic raft]

city here just got those e-scooters this year I think

[vernal moth]

And they slow, I doubt they to over 15, cause I can easily pass them by bike and am not fast, 20 maybe

[cosmic raft]

I always see them parked nicely really

but, this is Canada

[golden gust]

gotta drive on the streets here

[vernal moth]

They are mostly a vehicle for drunk ppl to get back home here

[golden gust]

issue is that our roads where never really designed for cycling, and where I am theres several dual carriage ways and many roads which are busy

[vernal moth]

Ppl just yeet them around and stuff

[golden gust]

Yea, good use of them here too :/

[vernal moth]

And yeet them into the river

[cosmic raft]

yike

yea people around here treat them nicely

never see them laying over or in bad areas, always parked nicely

[vernal moth]

We also got 5 competing companies here

[golden gust]

No real place to park theme here is part of the fun

[wispy blade]

here they're basically just electric mopeds and they're either in a ditch or parked nicely 👀

[golden gust]

We also have a city bike scheme but the bikes are really not that great

[wispy blade]

though the place i see them parked next to most is a ditch

[vernal moth]

And the companies are worse than liferando, the slaves who charge them, called juicers, have to collect them, carry them home and charge there, for not even minimum wage

[wispy blade]

city bikes are terrible

[vernal moth]

But since they have no contract it's fine

[wispy blade]

sound's like a community service punishment

[left swift]

xqcL sorry for my juicer

[golden gust]

Yea, am a professional juicer

[left swift]

Cat juice

[wispy blade]

professional means you earn money with it tho, right?

blends cat for about 30 seconds with milk, banana and raspberries

[golden gust]

plz

[unreal pike]

what would cause console messages to duplicate?

[vernal moth]

A bad panel

[left swift]

Plugins

[unreal pike]

Like

Loading libraries, please wait...
System Info: Java 16 (OpenJDK 64-Bit Server VM 16.0.1+9-24) Host: Linux 5.4.0-56-generic (amd64)
Loading libraries, please wait...
System Info: Java 16 (OpenJDK 64-Bit Server VM 16.0.1+9-24) Host: Linux 5.4.0-56-generic (amd64)
Loading libraries, please wait...```

[golden gust]

that would scream something is wrong with your terminal or whatever

[vernal moth]

Check the log file and blame our host and panel

[unreal pike]

hmm ok

[golden gust]

as, that's not even logged with anything special, that's literally just sent to stdout

[vernal moth]

If in doubt, always blame panel and host

[golden gust]

that's funny

coz I usually just blame mini

[wispy blade]

that's funny

[vernal moth]

I haven't written code in two weeks, can't be me

[golden gust]

two weeks

[wispy blade]

coz I usually just blame my own incompetence

[golden gust]

and you've not fixed it yet?

WTF?!

[left swift]

Cmon mini we dont pay you for this

Damn bro my message got unpinned

[potent fossil]

[golden gust]

g i t

[wispy blade]

sadge

[golden gust]

f u k t

[nimble depot]

#blameOVH is a classic in Russian MC community

I am one of the few who uses Hetzner

[left swift]

What's the CIS version of ovh

[nimble depot]

Funny thing is OVH resellers are a thing and those get hacked pretty often leaving all the clients (often mc servers) exposed. And everyone gets their DBs dumped (because cracked)

Use a reseller = loose login credentials

[left swift]

Haha ya that's pretty funny

[wispy blade]

imagine not selfhosting xd

[left swift]

I am imagining now what

[wispy blade]

selfhost

[waxen panther]

selfhosting is omega cringe

[wispy blade]

NO U

[uncut moss]

this appeared just because i'm using retrofit

intellij is magic

[alpine rain]

hello i search mod for just see coordinates plz if you have i no found

[potent fossil]

This is PaperMC, a minecraft server software. We don't do mods here. Try somewhere else for mods. If you mean a plugin for the server, just get essentials and it has a /pos command. And F3 works for everyone.

[waxen panther]

simple just find the coords

🙄

[golden gust]

Yea, IJ is contextually aware of stuff, so if you're doing something like spring, etc, it will pick that stuff up

[alpine rain]

if you use f3 you no see your screen ^^

[wispy blade]

?

you do

(we don't talk about framerates i'm on my craptop

[golden gust]

what framerate?

[uncut moss]

craptop

you weren't joking

[waxen panther]

YIKES

[austere ivy]

that is HORRIFYING cpu

and I thought my laptop was bad

[wispy blade]

agreed

and i've been forced to use this thing for 4 years

[austere ivy]

been using mine for 8 years git rekt :pepeLa:

ahem

[wispy blade]

but hey it runs minecraft at an acceptable framerate*

[austere ivy]

yeah it's impressive how it chugs along

[wispy blade]

*only in singleplayer

[left swift]

RIP naomi

[swift root]

if you switch the item in your hand do you crash

[wispy blade]

hey Lerry

no

[swift root]

😠

bye.

[waxen panther]

SEZ U

[swift root]

hi brocc how's it going missed u

[wispy blade]

also this thing somehow manages to run trackmania nations forever at 50-60 fps

[waxen panther]

going GREAT, love u

[swift root]

heck yeah

[waxen panther]

i am freshly 5g'd today

[swift root]

happy to hear it

you've been immunized and can no longer catch the disease of independent thought

[wispy blade]

he can't catch the naoms anymore

[vestal jasper]

tm

[left swift]

5g shots come with leftist nanobots

[vestal jasper]

TM's what made me appreciate racing lol

[left swift]

Controlled by Bill Gates dog

[swift root]

Josh! hiiii!

uwu!

[wispy blade]

TM's epic and based.

[twin lagoon]

@swift root @swift root @swift root @swift root @swift root @swift root @swift root @swift root @swift root @swift root

[wispy blade]

i even founded a religion because of it

[twin lagoon]

larry my beloved

[vestal jasper]

@swift root @swift root @swift root @swift root @swift root @swift root @swift root @swift root @swift root @swift root

[twin lagoon]

@vestal jasper uwu

[vestal jasper]

hihihi

[brave radish]

Calling L🇦rry Lerry

smh

[wispy blade]

ok ZembeeCheckenMen

[brave radish]

really? wanna play that game? That makes you "Neeme, cee ef reedeng"

[wispy blade]

reedeeng*

see the funny part is if you read reedeeng in a very indian accent it will still mean reading

[brave radish]

Neeme?

[potent fossil]

LARRY is back from nature???

[brave radish]

Yes, LArry is back

[potent fossil]

His letter is still on my wall.

There it shall stay

[swift root]

👀

[potent fossil]

It holds special value, ok

[swift root]

Took some photographs for ya simple

[wispy blade]

Special value in Simple's simple heart

[potent fossil]

Wow!!!!!!

[brave radish]

^^

[potent fossil]

Those are really nice, definitely very worth it

[wispy blade]

kinda reminds me of Krka National Park

[swift root]

trees and water

gotcha

[wispy blade]

yeah

[brave radish]

[swift root]

Not quite croatia trees lol

[wispy blade]

and not quite as blue water

[potent fossil]

Seeing water is kind of special for me because California is a dry very combustible ball of dirt

[teal cedar]

@potent fossil do you use a US keyboard layout? Sometimes my Macbook switches to US layout for a while, then back to British. Wondering if you ever had this weird issue

sorry to single you out!

[potent fossil]

I only use the US layout so haven't experienced that

[wispy blade]

british layout

NL INTL layout >

[swift root]

british layout have a tea button or something?

[left swift]

It comes with a teabag holder

[austere ivy]

ye they've got tea button instead of burger button like US keyboards

[teal cedar]

No, we just have the keys where they should be

[left swift]

Wtf am wrkngwith me stroking

[wispy blade]

nah they have @ and # where ; and " are

[teal cedar]

@ where "

[potent fossil]

wh...wh...why?

[teal cedar]

where \

[wispy blade]

britain.

source: i bought my keyboard at curry's

worst decision of my life

[potent fossil]

standard US qwerty masterrace

and fuck NL azerty

[wispy blade]

WTF

NL doesn't use azerty

Belgium uses azerty

[plucky sparrow]

Why does macOS make Ctrl + Left Click = Right Click

[limber knot]

using an inefficient keyboard layout wat

[potent fossil]

well that's where those dumbasses i used to talk to lived then

[waxen panther]

👷 👨

[austere ivy]

workman

[waxen panther]

TRUE

[austere ivy]

BROC I LOVE YOU

[plucky sparrow]

You can’t even disable it

[limber knot]

Dvorak and Neo 2 masterrace

runs

[brave radish]

so that Apple can say "ctrl+left click" and everyone can. Dumb that you can't disable that

[swift root]

phoenix> being able to use computers that aren't your own efficiently wat

[wispy blade]

don't care if it's "inefficient"

[austere ivy]

funnily enough because, by default, right click doesn't exist on new standardly configured macs

[limber knot]

I seldom use computers that don't have 4 monitors

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-CF736qDbs | I dedicate this to simple

[left swift]

IRC opinion detected

[plucky sparrow]

I know it’s dumb

[limber knot]

so the keyboard layout wouldn't really matter anyways lol

[austere ivy]

phoenix616 could you loan me one? 2 monitors better than 1

[plucky sparrow]

It’s the only reason I play minecraft on windows

I sprint using ctrl

[limber knot]

(although I do use qwertz on PC but Neo 2 on smartphones)

[wispy blade]

qwertz WTF

[limber knot]

I can gift you two old ones, brian lmao

[austere ivy]

qwertz what

[limber knot]

I replaced them recently

[wispy blade]

imagine willingly using germany layout

[limber knot]

qwertz is german qwerty

[austere ivy]

I'd take any monitor atm, I've just got one 1080p lol

[wispy blade]

used it once

[limber knot]

try getting a keyboard with a useful layout when you are ten

[void void]

lmaoo

[left swift]

If the us uses it that means it's the superior method. Just like using freedom scale over communism

[austere ivy]

my java code goes so far that I need 2 monitors (or better yet a 1440p monitor) to see it :')

[limber knot]

I mean, they are both 17'' 1280x1024, shipping them would cost more then buying them used lmao

*than

I got them both for 5 bucks used so ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[plucky sparrow]

Whaaat

[wispy blade]

@austere ivy i have a square 1024? display from ~2003, you want?

[limber knot]

totally don't cost a ton in power 👀 (which is why I replaced them)

[plucky sparrow]

That’s just a hate crime

[potent fossil]

because that's a fallback for those w/o gesture capable peripherals

[austere ivy]

oof 1280x1024, I used to use my macbook's screen which was 1280x800 for years, so I'm all too accustomed with small monitors lol

[potent fossil]

right click with a proper mouse or touchpad is just two fingers.

[void void]

I like cheese

[austere ivy]

I actually stole this monitor from the depths of our basement just last year

[potent fossil]

sorry pinged wrong person

[void void]

Honestly, macOS is amazing

[austere ivy]

it ain't the greatest but 1920x1080 sure as heck beats 1280x800

[potent fossil]

discord

[void void]

that’s not an opinion that’s facts

[wispy blade]

here we go again...

[void void]

no

I need to sleep

but I am not going to

eeeee

[potent fossil]

my opinion is use whatever you like and what works for you and that others should not be sitting on high horses about OS choice

[left swift]

Goodbye then

[potent fossil]

but whatever :)

[austere ivy]

uuuuuuh I think I'll pass (I hope not to come across as beggy-choosy lol)

[wispy blade]

don't have a use for it anyway

[void void]

fair enough

[plucky sparrow]

my pc screen is about to die

the wire doesn't make good contact

[left swift]

My brain about to die

[plucky sparrow]

i feel like i'm gonna get electrocuted

[brave radish]

But, if you count snap as an OS, death to snaps

[void void]

thrift store intensifies

[wispy blade]

cuz my GPU doesn't have VGA output B)

[plucky sparrow]

you can hear the fuzz from the wire

[potent fossil]

btw i lold #gifs-and-memes message

[austere ivy]

CraftOS best OS

[void void]

I’ve never owned a computer with a dedicated gpu in it

[austere ivy]

first os i ever used other than mac :')

[left swift]

U what

[plucky sparrow]

I have

since last year

it's amazing

[limber knot]

how do you play games without a GPU?

[left swift]

Igpu

[plucky sparrow]

with integrated gpus

[void void]

how about not playing computer games

except minecraft

[plucky sparrow]

minecraft is so gpu intensive

[limber knot]

how do you play games without 144hz@4k?

runs

[nimble depot]

Take ultrawide then. And tilt

[void void]

laughs in Apple Thunderbolt Display

[left swift]

4k bad res for anything other than casual games

[austere ivy]

interesting proposal

[austere ivy]

haha yeah same

[void void]

Minecraft be like

[limber knot]

yeah, 8k or gfto

[plucky sparrow]

isn't 4k like tiny icons

[wispy blade]

the only reason i'd tilt my monitor is for sound voltex

[void void]

I used to have my first own computer (laptop) for seven years

HP probook 4540s

Until 2019

[nimble depot]

5:4 IBM monitor pog

[austere ivy]

system32 if u wanna start the bragging wars of who used the worst laptop, I'm currently using a macbook pro 2012 right now :)

[plucky sparrow]

hp succ

hey macbooks are ok

[void void]

laughs in 2020 M1 MBP

[nimble depot]

IBM ThinkVision gang / Dell Trinitron gang

[plucky sparrow]

just not the intel ones

[wispy blade]

haha i win current worst laptop war

[limber knot]

I mean, I have a working Thinkpad 600 with Win XP around :Eyes:

[void void]

can confirm as a former 2019 mbp owner

I sold that one and bought an M1 model

[nimble depot]

I have a collection of ThinkPads

[austere ivy]

o h goodness phoenix please no

[left swift]

I'm on an 9900k and 1080 superclocked my build so bad

[plucky sparrow]

smart decision

[plucky sparrow]

why do u have an i9 9900k and a 1080

[nimble depot]

I have a ThinkPad x230 that runs Gentoo and I visit 4chan every day

[plucky sparrow]

why 1080

[void void]

http://apple.com/shop/refurbished/mac

[wispy blade]

there the apple shill goes again 🙄

[left swift]

I've had this 1080 for 2 years

[brave radish]

apple shill named system32 🤔

[plucky sparrow]

i wanna get a 6700xt for my i5 9600k

[void void]

I’ve used a windows laptop for most of my life and refuse to buy an Apple Watch

[plucky sparrow]

but i think it might be a bit overkill

for my cpu

[left swift]

I used to run 4790k with the 1080

[nimble depot]

Buy one of them old school watches on a chain

[void void]

Also an Apple shill wouldn’t buy third party charger bricks for speed charging

[limber knot]

I wish there where pocket smart watches ol

[void void]

instead of the expensive Apple one

[limber knot]

*lol

[void void]

Smart watches are useless

[limber knot]

*were

👀

[plucky sparrow]

wait wait wait

[void void]

You have a church in a city

[meager tusk]

Yes they are

Learned this the hard way

Fuck

[void void]

and you have your phone

[plucky sparrow]

people get offbrand chargers for their macbooks?

[unkempt drift]

Nah, my Apple Watch is actual pretty useful.

[void void]

no

[unkempt drift]

I’ve had it for maybe 3.5 years

[void void]

my iPhone

[plucky sparrow]

ah okay

i was worried

[meager tusk]

The only thing useful in my Apple watch is the ability to ping my phone

[brave radish]

you know, phoenix, that would've been find had you had this nice feature called "edits"

[void void]

I got a belkin charging brick

[meager tusk]

so if i lose it I can find it

[void void]

but still the original cable

[plucky sparrow]

it's ok on iphones

[void void]

the Mac one doesn’t break

lol

[plucky sparrow]

I charge my iPhone with my iPad's charger

[wispy blade]

had to buy offbrand charger for my craptop cuz the cable literally let go from the brick :D

[limber knot]

@brave radish editing the past is the devil's work

[void void]

usb c joined the game

[cosmic raft]

lmao

[limber knot]

I stand to my errors

[meager tusk]

Highest quality NL product

[plucky sparrow]

I've actually considered getting an apple watch just so I can quickly unlock stuff on my mac

[wispy blade]

not NL product bro

[meager tusk]

Yes bro.

[wispy blade]

taiwan product

[void void]

wodee ik zie dit als een aanval op ons prachtige koninkrijk

[left swift]

East china?

[meager tusk]

Taiwan? Do you mean China?

[wispy blade]

real china yes

[meager tusk]

Yes

[cosmic raft]

https://globalnews.ca/news/7980189/exorcism-home-depot-lumber-wood/

[void void]

I had a ROC produced item once

[meager tusk]

Western China go crazy

[void void]

It was a Commodore 64

[left swift]

Mainland Taiwan and island Taiwan

[void void]

Taiwan is a de facto independent state

deal with it

[wispy blade]

i think i still have that old charger in a box somewhere

[void void]

zit has never been under ccp control

[wispy blade]

lemme find it

[void void]

That moment when an mosquito joins the game

[wispy blade]

oh yeah it's lurking at me from across the room

[twin lagoon]

Idriz!

BRO!

[meager tusk]

Taiwan is the Republic of China. The CCP is just invading the territory.

Bro!

[void void]

facts

although

Invasion would be so costly

zit won’t happen

At least not this decade

[meager tusk]

No, I mean they've invaded the Western part of China.

[void void]

And this is the reason why we gave up on former eastern bloc nations

[meager tusk]

Shhh.

[wispy blade]

shitty pic with craptop webcam but this is what the charger ended up like

[void void]

mood

[wispy blade]

forgets to paste the image

[void void]

that webcam

basically the same quality as my thunderbolt displays webcam

to be fair, it’s a display from 2011

[meager tusk]

Still better than most security cameras.

[plucky sparrow]

tip: dont stick cables under your desk using double sided tape

[void void]

I used tappex

but not for cables

for bricks you plug your plugs in

outlets

[wispy blade]

i ductaped it cuz i thought it'd help keep it together

[void void]

bruh

[wispy blade]

but the adhesive melted

xd

[void void]

13 year old vibes

[plucky sparrow]

i used double sided tape and now my cables have glue and double sided tape that can't be removed (or not easily) :(

[void void]

90% alcohol: I exist

[plucky sparrow]

I

have tried

I used way too much double sided tape

The charger became white

instead of black

[void void]

Throw some wa’er on top of ‘at

[plucky sparrow]

why do I get uk government ads

[void void]

https://tenor.com/view/you-did-a-racism-racism-a-racism-professor-biggs-gif-15564866

[wispy blade]

me, switching my wireless mouse off with a bent pci bracket

[void void]

imagine not using an mx master

[plucky sparrow]

why does my mobo come with like 6 sata ports

[void void]

Jk don’t buy those

[plucky sparrow]

i only use one

[void void]

€109 for a mouse is madness

I’m just

[twin lagoon]

because there's people who use more than 1

[void void]

no

[twin lagoon]

lmao

[void void]

wait whaaaaat

[plucky sparrow]

6 is overkill for a pc

[twin lagoon]

it's not

[wispy blade]

not really

[twin lagoon]

people have workstations you know

[plucky sparrow]

this mobo was cheap

[twin lagoon]

or people use certain motherboards for home servers

[wispy blade]

i'd gladly use all of em xd

[twin lagoon]

or people just have a lot of hard drives

[plucky sparrow]

weeeird

[meager tusk]

this is, usually, the correct answer

[void void]

me laughing in best desktop ever owned being a 2009 i5 model

[twin lagoon]

the amount of sata ports are usually dependant on the chipset you use

[plucky sparrow]

laughs in nvme and hdd

[meager tusk]

Laughs in Balkan

[void void]

laughs in storage soldiered into the processor

[wispy blade]

i wanna buy an extra hdd but chia + broke

[plucky sparrow]

sucks to suck @void void

gl upgrading :D

[meager tusk]

Balkan Data Expendable. I store OS and files in RAM!

[wispy blade]

anybody else notice the amount of pings exponentionally rising when system32 is online 🤔

[meager tusk]

🐏

[wispy blade]

Idriz gets it.

[void void]

ah

Yugoslavia

making fun of Eastern Europe and Belgium has become a sport at this point #nohate

[plucky sparrow]

I don't need 32gb ram but I want it so badly

[void void]

YES I KNOW ITS TECHNICALLY NOT THE EAST

it still used to be commie

[wispy blade]

someone hasn't been to south eastern europe

[void void]

therefore

[meager tusk]

Bro.

Least ill-informed westerner

[nimble depot]

Imagine using a json file as your database

[wispy blade]

GTA 5 be like

[void void]

at least we have money

[meager tusk]

yea but do you have history

[plucky sparrow]

imagine using a "yml" java properties file as your database, couldnt be me

[void void]

yes

[meager tusk]

ur just swamp germans

[void void]

William the conquerer

80 years war

American war of independence

(yes we helped)

[meager tusk]

Cool

[void void]

making our king the king of England

[meager tusk]

But aren't you just swamp germans

[wispy blade]

@minor whale yes, in testing. don't use it on your main server

[void void]

no

[meager tusk]

Yes you are

Swamp germans

[void void]

no

[meager tusk]

Yes

[wispy blade]

dude you're so wrong it's hilarious @void void

[meager tusk]

Germany but it's a swamp

That's NL

[void void]

Germans don’t bike whilst eating chocolate sprinkles on bread at 6 o clock

[meager tusk]

Okay ngl the peanut butter in NL is good

So that's the only thing you're good at

[void void]

peanut cheese*

[wispy blade]

imagine paying attention in history class

[void void]

Imagine not

I got 8.8/10 for history on my diploma

whatever

[meager tusk]

Ok I can ask you a question

[void void]

I’m oversimplifying

it’s 00:37 AM

lmao what do you expect

[meager tusk]

When did Albanians first show up

[void void]

oh Eastern Europe

we don’t learn history from countries in the balkans, really

or as a matter of fact

[meager tusk]

Yea you wouldn't learn that the first person to ever exist was Albanian 💪 🇦🇱 @vale rune @ashen cliff

[void void]

every place outside the Soviet Union and it’s puppet states, Developed Europe, USA, Asia and Indonesia just got

ignored

lol

except maybe the Middle East and African colonialism

yeah

[left swift]

Swamp history

[potent fossil]

fucking tagalog

[meager tusk]

NL history in a nutshell: "Ok so we're kinda swamp germany but we helped here and there and here"

[potent fossil]

name - pangalan
noun - pangngalan

what

WHY

[meager tusk]

what is that

lol

[left swift]

What about verb

[potent fossil]

pandiwa

also Idriz

fucking tagalog

[meager tusk]

is tagalog a language?

[potent fossil]

that

yes

Philippines

[meager tusk]

tag a log is a language

that's amazing

[potent fossil]

Yeah that's how muricans pronounce it

[void void]

this is like saying the history of Yugoslavia was like being a copy of the ussr

[potent fossil]

Join voice chat I'll say it for you lol

[meager tusk]

this is so incorrect it's kinda sad

[void void]

I know it’s incorrect

but you’re talking the same way about the Netherlands

:p

[meager tusk]

Swamp germany?

You guys gave it a name?

Cool

[void void]

lmao shush

[potent fossil]

Idriz why so rude to me, I said ok love u but you left after "o-"

[meager tusk]

That wasn't me

That was Michael on my account

Sorry Simple

[potent fossil]

[wispy blade]

sadge indeed

[meager tusk]

I hate that emoji

🔥

[wispy blade]

i wish simple said he loved me but i know he doesn't 😔

[meager tusk]

In all honesty I really like the netherlands, my best friend is from there lol

[twin lagoon]

[vale rune]

Fact!

[twin lagoon]

BRO!

[meager tusk]

BRO!

[twin lagoon]

I didn't know you consider me as your best friend

[void void]

based

[meager tusk]

Fact!

[twin lagoon]

Fact bro. Distant Balkan brothers for life.

[meager tusk]

Bro. Everyone is Balkan.

[twin lagoon]

BRO!

[void void]

@twin lagoon you’re Dutch?

[meager tusk]

Everyone has a bit of Balkan in them because the first person ever was Albanian. Fact.

[twin lagoon]

lol no

why would i be dutch

[void void]

pitiful

I’m just asking

[meager tusk]

He doesn't know

Oh no no no

system32 lacks critical information

[wispy blade]

ironic.

[void void]

I’m a random person from a tiny little semi independent nation state

what do you expect

[plucky sparrow]

oh no frick

[meager tusk]

just say you're a swamp german

[void void]

no

we are closer to the British culture wise than to the Germans I’d say

but hey

[meager tusk]

No your culture is completely different

Like

No joke you don't have the german or british culture

You guys are built different

[void void]

it’s a mixture of British and German culture with a but load of weird shit added to it

so it’s basically it’s own culture

[meager tusk]

I really wish Kosovo had that biking culture you guys do

[void void]

like who the fuck bikes for 1,5 hours

(me)

[wispy blade]

fun fact: it's only called peanut cheese cuz butter is reserved for things that are actually butter

[void void]

yes

butter is for on bread like

[meager tusk]

wait it's called peanut cheese?

[void void]

peanut butter gross but normal butter is 👑

[void void]

In Dutch, yes

[meager tusk]

Guess I like peanut cheese.

[wispy blade]

epic bro!

[meager tusk]

Also your cheese is funky

[void void]

Pinda-kaas is literally translated to peanut and cheese

[meager tusk]

I got some green cheese that was interesting

[wispy blade]

yes dude

[void void]

Cheese is litter unless it’s molten

Hot take

[meager tusk]

Yeah that is a hot take

[wispy blade]

hot take your opinions are garbage

[meager tusk]

You've lost your right to speak

[void void]

litter-

[wispy blade]

deleting system32 rn

[void void]

not “gaaaahrbitsjjj”

[meager tusk]

It's okay

You'll get it eventually

[void void]

British English > every other variant of English

that’s just straight up facts

[warm anchor]

Delete it. Let’s go

[void void]

wat de fuck een Nederlander

[twin lagoon]

@warm anchor

[wispy blade]

no i'm belgian /s

[void void]

https://tenor.com/view/gekoloniseerd-voc-nederland-kolonisatie-verenigde-oostindische-compagnie-gif-13241235

[meager tusk]

God your language is like a fucked up mix of british and german

[void void]

basically dutch

[wispy blade]

no

[meager tusk]

Yea but dutch is basically swamp germany

[void void]

no

[meager tusk]

so belgian is basically almost swamp germany

[void void]

not at all

it’s closer related to English actually

[meager tusk]

Shush swamp german

[wispy blade]

Shush swamp germann

[void void]

shush fake ussr

[meager tusk]

Yea but we got rid of the name

You're STILL swamp germans

[void void]

shush citizen from country with worse roads than most of africa

[wispy blade]

MAN

[void void]

Those Belgians do be calling a magnetron a microgolf

how cringe

[wispy blade]

holy shit system32 4.04GB

insane.

[meager tusk]

https://i.imgur.com/NKGI1v2.png even discord knows you're a swamp german

[wispy blade]

system32 taking up more space than adofai, git, gradle, java 16, minesweeper, osu, tmnf and 700 MB worth of zip files combined!

illegal.

we do not ask why my D: partition has that name.

[cosmic raft]

So, uh

I want to move to Siberia

or Antarctica

[brave radish]

👀

[wispy blade]

kash why

[cosmic raft]

37°C

[wispy blade]

blame global warming

[brave radish]

.wa 37 C to F

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Result: 98.6 °F (degrees Fahrenheit) - https://is.gd/UFK1Ev

[wispy blade]

aka: toasty

[brave radish]

yeah

[cosmic raft]

just do the math in your head!

[wispy blade]

no.

[cosmic raft]

yes!

[wispy blade]

fuck freedomheits all my homies used Based C.