calling 911 brb
#general
wispy blade
worn ember
tell them to bring ur brain
heady spear
quit uni and work for us full time
meager tusk
Eh, less abstraction and more looks tedious. Check out obtaining a command manager instance for bukkit as an example
waxen panther
i dont have to quit if i fail ๐
worn ember
"mom i'm doing fulltime block game now, i'm dropping out"
heady spear
then I get to yell at you in dev syncs
waxen panther
๐ณ
heady spear
I dropped out to work for nox and it's the best thing I've ever done lmao
worn ember
who's nox?
heady spear
Noxcrew c:
worn ember
who's Noxcrew?
heady spear
though specifically I work on MCC Island
waxen panther
i do hate uni, convincing my family would be the hard part 
)
twin lagoon
love you too
potent fossil
<@&748618676189528155>
olive marlin
!ban @lone agate no, yours
thorny flickerBOT
:raised_hands: Banned atomion#9039 (no, yours) [1 total infraction] -- Prof_Bloodstone#0123.
wispy blade
brb checking korobi logs
heady spear
we do need someone to replace michael so if you know how to do basically nothing then you're a perfect fit
worn ember
i somehow landed a contract with a subdevision of a subdevision thats being sponsored by intel lol, so we'll see how that turns out
waxen panther
why are you getting rid of michael 
heady spear
he's too smelly
twin lagoon
city is jealous
wispy blade
lmao
true canyon
Cloud Kitteh IRC Client Library when? ๐ฆ
mental meadow
hello city i'd like to apply thx
heady spear
had I known about it
mental meadow
I have no reference but i shower and therefore not smelly
heady spear
in all seriousness tho I do want another full time dev so if you know someone cool then hit me up ;)))
heady spear
I have no reference but i shower and therefore not smelly
far superior already
heady spear
u study
mental meadow
stop looking for full time people smh
heady spear
part timers are a waste of time smh
potent fossil
no you're bleuly
heady spear
if you pay me then I can order you around
limpid comet
then who's bluely
meager tusk
where's my money
maybe if you worked on quantum
limpid comet
maybe if you worked on quantum
i would rather sit here making FUN and ENGAGING minigames instead
potent fossil
city just comes here to recruit and then leaves 
cosmic raft
city
peak dirge
in all seriousness tho I do want another full time dev so if you know someone co...
I'd love to come back if not for having a non-Minecraft job in my life that I like
cosmic raft
do I need remind you that trying to hire developers here is against the rules?
limpid comet
ooooooooooooohh!!!!!
meager tusk
i would rather sit here making FUN and ENGAGING minigames instead
Make a FUN and ENGAGING RANDOM TELEPORT PLUGIN then.
potent fossil
๐ณ
left swift
Wtf city is back
heady spear
I am not trying to hire people
left swift
City I missed you
heady spear
๐ ๐
meager tusk
full time ๐
left swift
U got nice new hat and glasses now
heady spear
ye im ready for island
heady spear
I'd love to come back if not for having a non-Minecraft job in my life that I li...
I'm really happy for you tho
worn ember
i liked red city better
olive garden
wtf colorist
left swift
No me
limpid comet
i am having an IDENTITY CRISIS
broken sleet
I have no reference but i shower and therefore not smelly
u guys took so long to update to 1.17 that i found out spighot had been realeased on 1.17 so i switched from paper to spighot
peak dirge
I'm really happy for you tho
and I hope y'all are getting good value out of Velocity
worn ember
lmao
wispy blade
u guys took so long to update to 1.17 that i found out spighot had been realease...
it's almost like... programming takes time???
waxen panther
u guys took so long to update to 1.17 that i found out spighot had been realease...
ok
worn ember
Minehut is using Velocity now
are they paying tho
meager tusk
Minehut is using Velocity now
They switched?
peak dirge
yes
meager tusk
Nice
peak dirge
I'm not getting paid though. The relationship is evolving ๐
heady spear
velocity has worked wonders so far c:
potent fossil
CEO enterpreneur! Born in 1964! Jeffreeeeey! Jeffrey BezoooOOOoz!
worn ember
cloudflare could use my rtp plugin for all i care, if they aint paying i'm not doing extra effort lol
left swift
They have to pick out of the 50 "RandomTP" plugins
worn ember
RandomTeleportSelector extension coming soon
peak dirge
but I'm trying to help them solve some hairy issues they're having
maybe it can evolve into a consulting relationship
left swift
Recomend them dollarshaveclub
limpid comet
quantun extension wen
peak dirge
Not that kind of hairy!
worn ember
reminds me of those "trim your balls" ads on snapchat
peak dirge
yep, Manscaping
left swift
They have ball perfume
worn ember
tnx bro, i'll keep my balls for the forseeable future
left swift
Perfume but for the balls ded
worn ember
yes, i figured that much, tnx for explaining it tho
left swift
Yes but like
potent fossil
Has anyone integrated stripe into a website before, from scratch? I haven't looked much into it, just wanna know what your general experience was? I've heard the docs are good at least right?
left swift
yes, i figured that much, tnx for explaining it tho
Its perfume for your balls
meager tusk
Has anyone integrated stripe into a website before, from scratch? I haven't look...
I have
The docs are amazing
potent fossil
How was it
meager tusk
And it's not too difficult
ashen cliff
Bro.
worn ember
better experience than paypal at least
potent fossil
Is it easy to fuck up, dealing with money?
ashen cliff
Balkan Devs don't need docs.
mighty wharf
any1 wanna play multiplayer on java
potent fossil
Idk why, but that gives me some anxiety lol
worn ember
nah, you gotta get everything perfect for the requests to even go through
meager tusk
Is it easy to fuck up, dealing with money?
mmmm I didn't have any difficulty there but it's never a bad idea to be extra careful when dealing with that stuff
again the docs are your best friend
potent fossil
Ye will check em out
meager tusk
Balkan Devs don't need docs.
Winging it made website work bro! ๐ฏ
heady spear
simpleeeee dms
potent fossil
I haven't looked at it much
mighty wharf
any1 wanna play multiplayer on java
wispy blade
asking the same question twice won't get you more response
worn ember
i dont think many people here actually play lol
meager tusk
asking the same question twice won't get you more response
Obviously it did
left swift
Thanks Idriz
worn ember
looks like i got some pr's to merge lol
ashen cliff
Make sure to not test them.
worn ember
that was the plan
worn ember
i put full trust in kash
left swift
FACT
peak dirge
I'd love to get paid something to work on Velocity for a substantial period of time. Ideally for documentation.
meager tusk
thought about offering paid support?
ashen cliff
We don't do that here.
worn ember
$5 per support ticket
peak dirge
So far, nobody has taken me up on the $300 one-time tier on my GitHub Sponsors
golden gust
paid support is cancer
ashen cliff
Just sell your soul.
golden gust
Like, support in general is cancer
void void
Trans rights are human rights ๐ฅณ ๐ฅณ ๐ฅณ
bold peak
I would if I had the money. Velocity is really good
golden gust
But, paid stuff just adds onto the headaches that, like
warm anchor
Tfw zzzcat doing cancer everyday 
peak dirge
Just sell your soul.
Already sold to https://branch.gg
worn ember
@ashen cliffbuild success so time to push to production
ashen cliff
Already sold to https://branch.gg
Sell it twice bro.
golden gust
Like, I get the odd email here and there of people wanting me to do work for them
and it's like, bro, I've talked to you in discord
olive garden
since when does cat write essays?
golden gust
You ignore about 80% of what people say to you or run around tryna figure out info elsewhere :L
I'm just mentally tired right now so, braining words hard
peak dirge
I would if I had the money. Velocity is really good
Understandable! I am considering adding a $1 one-time tier for people who want to show appreciation but don't have much money to spare.
worn ember
get some sleep dude, holy shit
olive garden
why use it to start with? instead of GH?
wispy blade
requires credit card as well
ashen cliff
I'll give you 1 minute to delete that.
meager tusk
Done bro.
ashen cliff
Good bro!
warm anchor
Wow yโall type too much
ancient bolt
Already sold to https://branch.gg
Omg that looks terrible
worn ember
we actually have patreon tiers for our dev team lol
ancient bolt
I'll stick with chatting on slack
worn ember
i make about 4eur/m from it 
viscid wedge
Understandable! I am considering adding a $1 one-time tier for people who want t...
Link me, I'll drop you a few $ right now. Velocity has saved me hours of time.
ashen cliff
4โฌ too much.
void void
hi
ashen cliff
That's like 1/100 of the AVG Serbian pay.
worn ember
you deserve a boot up ur ass ๐
meager tusk
you deserve a boot up ur ass ๐
WTF.
ashen cliff
Just chatting bro.
meager tusk
That's like 1/100 of the AVG Serbian pay. <:kekwhyper:674093681904713729>
Would that boot be the fault of Albanians perhaps?
ashen cliff
Would that boot be the fault of Albanians perhaps?
Bro.
meager tusk
Bro. <:kekwhyper:674093681904713729>
He knows
void void
does anyone know when is gonna be papermc 1.17
potent fossil
.eta
limber knotBOT
(See also #โ-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785
peak dirge
Omg that looks terrible
To be fair, it's not for everyone. But some people find success with it.
wispy blade
@ashen cliff monkebalancer loads bro!
worn ember
i did get someone to donate $60 for rtp, true quality plugins get you far /s
brave radish
Cat it's time to choose: are you talking about DED or me?
worn ember
village? i work for the whole province my dude
golden gust
Why not both
peak dirge
I've added in a $10/mo tier and a $1 one-time one
worn ember
you should be paying me for having to write velocity plugins from scratch instead of download existing bungee ones
jkjk
vernal moth
GitHub added a custom amount field, that's cool
worn ember
Hello mini person
olive garden
have you been drinking ded?
worn ember
not today no
ancient bolt
To be fair, it's not for everyone. But some people find success with it.
Can you put virtual headphones on when you're working so people can't talk to you? Lol
olive garden
oh I guess yesterday's still in you
worn ember
i wasnt even that drunk yesterday
olive garden
you literally sent me... pictures
worn ember
potent fossil
Not dumb, I want it.
golden gust
does it have a virtual one of those things?
ancient bolt
https://www.vat19.com/item/usb-cannon
Send me one
worn ember
you literally sent me... pictures
i only had like 7-8 beers
potent fossil
lmao
peak dirge
Can you put virtual headphones on when you're working so people can't talk to yo...
I mean, I can suggest it.
potent fossil
Yea tux please do, that's necessary 
golden gust
okay, but, virtual cannon wen?
night mason
So what have they done
worn ember
who
night mason
Yes
worn ember
bruh you already had enough cookies for an entire season
brave radish
okay, but, virtual cannon wen?
Cat stop asking for etas
wispy blade
IT WAS 8
worn ember
8 boxes
wispy blade
8 small cookies
golden gust
We'll be rolling you out of here
worn ember
rolling you down that ramp
wispy blade
literally been the same weight for >3 yrs
worn ember
hm, so thats where the geneva conventions came from
wispy blade
and i would buy a bag of doritos and finish it by myself 2 years ago
olive garden
hm, so thats where the geneva conventions came from
it's a city...
wispy blade
the joke.
golden gust
God
Somebody needs to make a website
Which has literally every video of every show, etc, ever released
worn ember
the pirate bay?
ashen cliff
So my Google Drive?
golden gust
and make it so that you can like, time stamp out stuff for memes and shit, because the people who create this shit either fucking blow ass at labeling or miss out all the good shit
ashen cliff
I should be at like 500TB at this point.
viscid wedge
https://github.com/sponsors/astei
Cheers
worn ember
and make it so that you can like, time stamp out stuff for memes and shit, becau...
sounds like the fbi would be at your door within 3 weeks lol
golden gust
You're tryna make that sounds like a con
I wonder if I can get them to shoot me ๐ฎ
golden gust
ashen cliff
only if ur american
Or have bad teeth.
worn ember
ur a brit, so maybe they'll hit you with butter knifes
wispy blade
lmao
wispy blade
Or have bad teeth.
that's a given if you're british
ashen cliff
That was the joke, yes.
golden gust
The room which no longer smells like burning carpet
I saw it yesterday but went bed before I clicked
olive garden
is "Amp" a new measurement for temperature?
ashen cliff
Yes.
olive garden
is 1000 Amp a lot?
olive garden
at winter or summer?
wispy blade
all the time
ashen cliff
Yes bro.
meager tusk
Not in Balkan.
olive garden
it was a joke
ashen cliff
But if it's colder, you can draw more!
worn ember
olive garden
and I think our house has 3x 16
worn ember
I'm sorry, my sense of humour is severely underdeveloped
guess you're right
golden gust
240V hair dryers are like 8.5ish amps
worn ember
anything with a heating element draws a shit load of current
ashen cliff
That's kind of the point.
worn ember
yes
buoyant pier
how long will it take for official builds to come out
worn ember
yes
golden gust
I mean, it is just a dead short to ground more or less
olive garden
there are also 24A variants, right? and 3x16A makes sense, right? since we need it for an electric oven
it's been a while since I studied electricity
golden gust
feeds to houses are generally like 80A each leg
at least here in the UK
But, UK is primarily single phase in domestic installs as we already have the higher voltage
worn ember
yeah idk how that works, never got that far in my electricity classes
we got 3phase
but idk how many amps those are
golden gust
higher voltage = less current
I mean, how many amps there are is generally just down to what your supplier offers or installed
golden gust
Like, in the UK, single phase is common as we have the higher voltage
worn ember
i think most of the EU uses 3phase these days
golden gust
in some countries, 2 phase is common for domestic installs
olive garden
good thing brits left
golden gust
But, it's all backed by 3 phase
I mean, stuff generally seems to be moving over to 3 phase installs, especially with stuff like solar, etc
and, yea, each phase will have its own breaker
olive garden
cool, thanks
golden gust
gotta protect the main feed coming in, but, it'll often also be a 3 phase breaker or 3 1 phase breakers interlinked
mental meadow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68MXD94Six0
have you seen his new video?
golden gust
Actually, not 100% about domestic, in industrial it's generally always linked
watching it now
olive garden
have you studies this cat? why do you know so much
worn ember
i think they're split for domestic
golden gust
I was originally training up in switchboard stuff
mental meadow
god I giggled like a little girl when I saw those capacitor banks
golden gust
My grandfather used to run his own company dealing with switchboard automation, and a lot of this stuff is really just "done defacto"
worn ember
exploding capacitors is fun
golden gust
generally you're supposed to interlink phases that way if something blows up you don't have 1/2 a dead circuit
meager tusk
Fact!
mental meadow
he's not exploding the capacitors tho
worn ember
i made more cable boards than i'm willing to admit
mental meadow
he is exploding the 5kA fuse
worn ember
i wonder how much a human needs to explode
golden gust
you're a moving blob of water
worn ember
yes, so if the current is high enough you can instantly vaporize the water in your body
anyway, nice weather eh
golden gust
DED
I' gonna get a shit ton of car batteries
and slowly plug you into them
and then we can find out the popping point
ashen cliff
One by one.
mental meadow
i'd do it
worn ember
i'd probably be dead after the 1st battery anyway
golden gust
it's only 12V you wuss
meager tusk
You'd be dead even before plugged in
worn ember
whats the current tho
worn ember
pretty sure they can draw a few amps
magic river
I think the clamps would hurt worse than the 12V
meager tusk
@ashen cliff Need a powerplant to kill Balkan people.
ashen cliff
Fact!
meager tusk
Nuclear power plant.
ashen cliff
Krลกko!
worn ember
just go yoink the leaking one from china
magic river
I think a 12V car battery can peak at like 400 amps
ashen cliff
Bro! Not good bro!
magic river
I know you can weld with one, people accidentally weld the contacts together with a wrench if they aren't careful
golden gust
Well, the batteries on their own can't shock you
worn ember
imagine if you just licked a 9v battery and you'd just be dead
shell vine
he is exploding the 5kA fuse
that video was recommended on every single youtube video i watched and my home page till i clicked it just to make it go away
ashen cliff
At that point voltage doesn't matter.
worn ember
yeah, it just needs enough to jump your skin cuz it has high resistance
loud siren
someone know how work votifier api with php?
worn ember
done it a few times years ago
meager tusk
that video was recommended on every single youtube video i watched and my home p...
What pretending to be crazy looks like
shell vine
huh
shell vine
i watched bits of it i had to go do something before i finished
magic river
This is true, I've never watched that channel before but that 5kA fuse video would not go away
Then it got linked in here too and I was like "fuck it" and watched
ashen cliff
As you should.
golden gust
I mean, his channel was huge in the sparky community on YT years ago and then he deadass disappeared
shell vine
What pretending to be crazy looks like
OHHHH i thought u were calling me crazy
meager tusk
I might be.
shell vine
yes ive been getting recommended that one too but not as much
golden gust
given that a good chunk of us was there for his original days, we'd watch his new videos, ofc, so I'd guess that the steam roller of us PI fans sorta like, caused YTs algo to propell it like crazy
shell vine
i think he might be late to the red hot knife craze 
ashen cliff
Never.
worn ember
viscid wedge
Yeah don't
worn ember
did it anyway
straight to google images
https://youtu.be/oNFm59PGVS4 i was hoping he'd get his face smacked into the magnet tbh
shell vine
straight to google images
is it the horse foot thing
worn ember
is it the horse foot thing
imagine a glove, but with your skin
merry talon
It's pretty crazy how literally everyone I know has seen that pretending to be crazy video
Because youtube went hard for no reason
formal turret
Mysterious youtube algorithm
My favorite is when it recommends me videos that are about a minute long from >5 years ago
shell vine
void void
Shields must be nerfed
white zenith
When will the role 1.17 be?
limpid comet
.eta
limber knotBOT
(See also #โ-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785
wispy blade
warm anchor
oh yes touhou games
blazing quarry
whenever i start my server the cpu is working at 300% is there any way to fix that?
vernal moth
Why is that an issue?
blazing quarry
well, sometimes the server crashes
golden gust
you're starting up a complex piece of software
it's pretty natural that resource usage is going to be high
fiery orbit
Does someone have better name for the common module if the code it has is only shared between proxies and not with the paper counterpart?
Or should I still call it common ๐ค
brave radish
common is a pretty common name for that ๐
but fr, I assume by "between proxies" you mean Bungee and Velocity or something?
golden gust
I mean, the name of stuff is often based off context
if this is code that you share between only proxy servers, common, or, proxy-common for the disambiguation ๐คทโโ๏ธ
feral locust
Bruh A computer I've connected to remotely was infected with the Rogar virus
void void
why is it named paper and not cardboard?
quasi valley
imagine this were called CardboardMC
void void
it rolls off the tongue nice to be honest
lost trail
fiery orbit
Main plugin will run on both Velocity/Bungee. Naming things is not my strongest so thanks for the help with this!
native wolf
Does someone have better name for the `common` module if the code it has is only...
I mean you can call it something like "proxy" then
Nice and simple but you know what it is
void void
i have been informed by a superb individual that PaperMC1.17 will be out in roughly one (1) week, is it true?
oh, might have read what they said wrong, they might have said the server itself will update to 1.17, my bad
warm anchor
idk who you would believe. The people who actually is part of project in #announcements or some random dude 
void void
Yeah, i probably misunderstood him, my english's not the best and the conversation has happened in a vc
potent fossil
lol
how do i get epic games to stop showing me fucking ads on my own computer desktop
jesus is this 2009
waxen panther
pr api then ๐
void void
i just turn epic off when i am not using it
potent fossil
nvm found the setting
warm anchor
how do i get epic games to stop showing me fucking ads on my own computer deskto...
first step would be uninstalling it
nocturne agate
Task manger ๐
mossy vessel
Using a better launcher?
nocturne agate
or switch over to linux
potent fossil
rocket league is only in epic games now?? so
nocturne agate
solves all problems
tropic flame
get PC Optimizer Pro
mossy vessel
rocket league is only in epic games now?? so
Sounds like a bad game then 
void void
Using a better launcher?
i mean, it's pretty alright for some things
im currently playing gta on it since at one point there was this free offer
potent fossil
and quit with the "switch to linux" bullshit, im a linux user, but the state of gaming on the linux desktop aint it right now
potent fossil
Sounds like a bad game then <a:PepeLaugh:692513738426941501>
perhaps
nocturne agate
and quit with the "switch to linux" bullshit, im a linux user, but the state of ...
it was sarcasm
potent fossil
yeah well your sarcasm makes me just want to break your nose
mossy vessel
General gist is if a game is not available on gog I don't want it lol
potent fossil
gog?
tropic flame
and quit with the "switch to linux" bullshit, im a linux user, but the state of ...
but everyone knows this is the year of the linux desktop right now 
waxen panther
instead of using nms, pr the api you need to paper
void void
both linux and windows have its ups and downs
warm anchor
warm anchor
PR as a verb not noun
golden gust
prapi
quasi valley
ur a prapi, cat
tropic flame
NMS APIโข๏ธ
golden gust
MOJANG NMS API GO BRRRR
potent fossil
good old games; a drm free platform
eh well, good for you but i have lots of drm games unfortunately
i found the setting, so nvm
tropic flame
perhaps some of them are on GOG
warm anchor
gimple yer face is drm'd
golden gust
Remember
warm anchor
potent fossil
all good thx for the suggestions
queen tusk
Off-topic, sorry for the flex guys, but it's a pretty big achievement for me ๐ https://gyazo.com/47346be7d314478b48779330b6df6752
golden gust
brave radish
PR as a verb <:krappa:739867712854950009> not noun
technically it is a noun
night ivy
Test paper 1.17, how are you?
potent fossil
wat
warm anchor
no
tropic flame
technically it is a noun
depends on how you use it
fuck can be either a noun or a verb too
warm anchor
its like google
brave radish
it can be both
golden gust
DO STUF AM MEK PR AND DEN GO HR COZ CAT SHIT ON UR RUG AGAIN
tropic flame
pull-request that to us
ha, the power of hyphens
brave radish
DO STUF AM MEK PR AND DEN GO HR COZ CAT SHIT ON UR RUG AGAIN
can someone pin this?
small pilot
void void
I have a question about the rules and cannot use google currently, but what does "ableism" mean
brave radish
.g define ableism
wide chasm
Ableism is using slurs related to disabled people
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ableism
void void
oh, alright, thank you
unreal quarry
Ableism is using slurs related to disabled people
๐ฎ thats me \o/
tropic flame
can someone pin this?
thank you for making me look at the pins, i had never seen this video: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/739708755767329350/770353571601973335/Pet_The_I_Dont_Remember_Who_This_Is-1.mp4
merry talon
Reload complete
frank otter
I'm 70% sure that shouldn't be done
merry talon
frank otter
what if the whole garlic myth was made up by vampires so their victims would already be seasoned
royal kernel
And what if they are immune to wooden steaks?
zealous knot
garlic is pretty good ngl, and i'm like 80% sure im not a vampire
frank otter
so, based on the evidence, there's a 20% chance vampires love garlic
coarse willow
frank otter
whit
merry talon
what
royal kernel
Where is the link to the paper experimental build?
frank otter
it's useful
cunning raft
EssentialsXDiscord 
quasi valley
XD
wispy blade
heck ye
tropic flame
ViaDiscord
nova hatch
.
vernal bone
Essxdiscord is nice
shell vine
tropic flame
EsSexDiscord?
wispy blade
monkegame discord bro
void void
void void
remebe r old kashike pfp
cosmic raft
you rang?
wispy blade
if Valve made discord we would get weekly bugfixes and updates
tropic flame
sure
wispy blade
and not cashgrabby
tropic flame
updated localization files
the way they've been running TF2 since 2018 is a joke
well, at least Valve would embrace modding
which means BD would be legal
brittle rover
Hai
brittle rover
๐
limber knotBOT
(See also #โ-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785
tropic flame
besides this, how are you?
brittle rover
I am fine
potent fossil
i swear, spigot is some unmoderated hellscape
straight homophobia and racism in there rn and mods are doing nothing lmao
oh well i guess
languid orbit
if I have a map generated in 1.16.4 will items 1.17 be generated ????
brave radish
Things added in 1.17 will only be in newly generated chunks
glass delta
when apple throttles ur phone even more on ios 15 than ios 14
true canyon
@worn ember guess the hero (turbo)
wispy blade
i know using brain is hard
worn ember
<@!208641151509463051> guess the hero (turbo)
Jugg?
true canyon
drow! The pain.
Our pos 1 spectre ulted a total of two times in a 23 minute game, and claimed they were high as an explanation for why they weren't farming or fighting.
wispy blade
DED knows
void void
what version of java should i get? Hotspot or OpenJ9
worn ember
Our pos 1 spectre ulted a total of two times in a 23 minute game, and claimed th...
Lmao the pain of dota cx
brave radish
OpenJDK and HotSpot are not alternatives
worn ember
FYI, they kinda brought back <#549989092600053770>
Not good enough
brave radish
but you want HotSpot
frank otter
Good answer
void void
what one do i get lol
frank otter
what is hotspot
void void
i have got 2 different things
brave radish
what one do i get lol
it's in the builds from Adopt
void void
what version do i need for paper 1.17
brave radish
16, HotSpot
brave radish
I understand wanting to delete one or even both, but, personally, I am for removing gifs and leaving memes if one is going
wind geyser
Outed
Anyways, paper stream wen?
Or could someone ping me whenever they do it again
daring gulch
the 1.17.1 snapshot doesn't look like it has many major bugfixes
limber knotBOT
well, something has to introduce them
golden gust
irc bridge, chill
vale rune
Yes, a bot.
limber knotBOT
whomst dared to tag me wrongly
wispy blade
what have you done?
limber knotBOT
In the future just mention my name, adding an @ will also ping some random discord account
brave radish
In the future just mention my name, adding an `@` will also ping some random dis...
well they thought you were a real bot lol
in which case it would ping you
that's not what selfbotting is anyway
selfbotting is using a user account as a bot
not the other way around
mossy cliff
spigot is using so much ram omg. cant wait for paper stable release
brave radish
And, either way, this channel is bridged with IRC, but Discord doesn't allow the bridge to make random usernames and profile pictures without webhooks, so all IRC users get a bot tag (an appropriate punishment, imo)
So not bot
or any other form of program
twin lagoon
@warm anchor 
oblique sinew
what is waterfall and travertine
oblique sinew
oh ok thanks michael
brave radish
Travertine is Waterfall + 1.7 but it's deprecated
oblique sinew
bungeecord dont work for paper
twin lagoon
yes it does
you should use velocity (or waterfall if you need bungee plugins) but bungeecord should work aswell
ashen cliff
Things I need: Stable Velocity.
brave radish
If you don't need Bungee plugins, Velocity
wispy blade
Things I need: clear guides on how to register event listeners
brave radish
Bukkit.getPluginManager.registerEventHandlers(plugin, listener)
what's the problem?
viscid wedge
I am officially finished high school for the rest of my life
viscid wedge
Things I need: Stable Velocity.
It is stable
wispy blade
Bukkit.getPluginManager.registerEventHandlers(plugin, listener)
yeah but i'm making a waterfall plugin :p
brave radish
Listener is an interface you implement by doing absolutely nothing except saying implements Listener
brave radish
yeah but i'm making a waterfall plugin :p
ah idk how Waterfall works
potent fossil
fuckin dbrand lmao https://static.jacobandersen.dev/shared/Lightgray-Maggot-72.png
Both your neurons are firing
limpid comet
i remember when they sent out an email that at first glance looked like someone fucked up and sent a debug email to everyone
potent fossil
tame tangle
<:PepeLa:798951090539987004>
1 bit
potent fossil
I love them honestly
limpid comet
they also hid the illuminati in the s10+ teardown skin which is funny
potent fossil
->
tame tangle
yeah full hd
magic river
potent fossil
i have no idea what you're trying to say but okay
tame tangle
i have no idea what you're trying to say but okay
ignore Brazilian sarcasm
potent fossil
https://twitter.com/YourBoswell/status/1405622998313455618
bruh
They even admit his image was not infringing but the AI just "thought" it was
What dumbass put that in prod
oh the url does have loki in it, but. still
void void
does anyone here play gta 5?
limpid comet
i'm sure theres a few gta 5 players amongst the 10k members
void void
dunno, thats seems like a pretty sure statement there
i would go as far as to disagree with you though
potent fossil
I mean, I have played it but it's a pretty dumb game
I know Billy and his entire family play it, they own like 400 copies
You either play the story mode and it's alright or you try to go online and get destroyed by modders so, like, it's absolutely no fun at all
I own it but I do not play it whatsoever
void void
I mean, I *have* played it but it's a pretty dumb game
true, 4 was better, its more populated and the cars can pull PIT manoeuvres on you
so getting away is actually pretty fun and challenging
potent fossil
You can be driving your car somewhere in that game and a modder will shoot a missile from literally across the map at you and kill you
Like, why even bother playing
limpid comet
isn't that why people play fivem
void void
maybe that happens only in american servers
potent fossil
isn't that why people play fivem
I have no idea what that is but perhaps
void void
where i am from every (most) players minds their own business
limpid comet
its modded gta 5 servers
potent fossil
well if they're actually moderated then it might be okay
potent fossil
but the actual servers are not moderated at all
limpid comet
yea fuck actual gta online
void void
i mean, gta online in my country is alright
potent fossil
and in fact, rockstar will ban you for being fucked with because they say your char did something that shouldn't be possible
limpid comet
if im playing gta online, its because i like to modmenu in cars at the top of mount chilliad and send them flying down
ashen cliff
Imagine playing GTA: https://posili.me/i/2021-06-18_22-27-49.png
potent fossil
like yeah no fucking shit i got harrassed by a modder?
void void
there are ocassional kids that ram their car into yours full speed but you just shoot them and go on your way
potent fossil
If the main servers were like that then I wouldn't have said what I said, that's just normal GTA shit. It's the impossible stuff that irks me, like shooting missiles at people from across the map
BUT if Fivem solves it then w/e
golden gust
it's more just that randos can run servers and actually like, do stuff
void void
dunno, never played fivem
golden gust
Never played online, but, same as any community type server, some are better at dealing with that crap than others
void void
sa:mp was fun for multiplayer
ashen cliff
MTA:SA was better.
potent fossil
I'm talking about the official gta servers tho cat
community doesn't run those, rockstar does
and they're ass
void void
(in some countries)
half escarp
Anyone know a free vps hosting with 2gb ram unlimited bandwich and 8gb space?
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half escarp
Oooh
brave radish
not technically unlimited bandwidth, but huge limit
ashen cliff
You pay with your soul tho.
half escarp
Nice i love oracle
half escarp
Hey creeper
nova hatch
r u going to update discord unitys to 1.17
void void
whats wrong with oracle?
ashen cliff
Everything.
viscid wedge
Larry Ellison should have been killed in his crib
brave radish
Their abuse of OpenJDK
viscid wedge
Oh boy where do we start
brave radish
Their lawsuit with Google
half escarp
r u going to update discord unitys to 1.17
?
brave radish
their.... Oracleness
half escarp
Im sure my plugin support 1.17 im sure
viscid wedge
They took a company doing super cool stuff and cut staff for all of the innovative projects they had going
nova hatch
Im sure my plugin support 1.17 im sure
im talking about the old version
plucky sparrow
you're restricted to oracle linux tho :(
void void
dunno, their vm is prety good
half escarp
im talking about the old version
Im talking about old one
brave radish
you're restricted to oracle linux tho :(
no you're not
I'm running Ubuntu on one right now
void void
They took a company doing super cool stuff and cut staff for all of the innovati...
did that affect the outcome?
plucky sparrow
I'm running Ubuntu on one right now
What? how
viscid wedge
All of you read this
plucky sparrow
Ubuntu is only for the bad type of server
not ampere
or it used to be like that
plucky sparrow
oh nvm it is there
brave radish
You can't use the minimal image cuz it's not ARM-compatible
you have to go for the full server image
plucky sparrow
they added it after I made my server
brave radish
dunno why you can't use minimal but don't really care either
void void
https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/2e2c1o/-/cjvewbi
wait, people use openoffice?
I'd go as far as to call them meme'd
lel, ironic
half escarp
when ur new plugin is done will u stop updateing old
Of course i wont touch old again
void void
but yes, used both, libreoffice works better for me, that being my opinion
shrewd flume
any dates? when will 1.17 paper come out
brave radish
.eta
limber knotBOT
(See also #โ-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785
half escarp
@nova hatch come dm
gilded cedar
but yes, used both, libreoffice works better for me, that being my opinion
What about publisher (I do use libreoffice but end up using the Google suite more often)
nova hatch
<@731616369346347008> come dm
ok\
void void
what do you mean about the publisher?
sorry, while i do talk alright, my english still isnt perfect
plucky sparrow
oh so you all don't use the Apple equivalent?
wispy blade
libreoffice is kinda garbage ngl
dry tusk
tru
void void
worked for me, all i needed at the time was calc though
wispy blade
writer's okay
but impress really sucks
you need to go through 3 menus to change font settings
per text box
void void
yeah, dunno, i found calc to be more simillar to excel
void void
talking about monder ui, i still wish discord would go back to its old ui
now everything is round so no one can accidentally hurt themselves
tropic flame
i actually don't know what's discord's "old UI"
it's mostly the same, except for the death of blurple and the new logo
wind geyser
and the text
wispy blade
new font looks weird, ngl
wispy blade
and yeah i remember square phone discord
wind geyser
and the text
only shows up in certain places though
tropic flame
on PC it's all mostly the same
tropic flame
the phone ui changed quite a lot, it used to be squares
well yeah i remember the message box being different
i actually like the new one better though
- back then you used to have to be at the latest message to be able to see who's typing
not anymore though
anyways, just updated the app to 80.8 beta - and i'm trying to find what's different 
i even still have the mentions button - which some people had it replaced with the stages discovery one
tropic flame
new font looks weird, ngl
true
granite axle
anyone got ideas for usernames?
brave radish
LuckyLucy
languid orbit
anyone got ideas for usernames?
lucky_micus456
languid orbit
anyone got ideas for usernames?
lucky_spargatorudebuci76
brave radish
LullabyLucy
idk do you want it to sound mean or happy?
potent fossil
asking others for a username makes no sense if the intent of a username is to identify your online persona but ๐ถโโ๏ธ
granite axle
why are you always so pessimistic :(
mossy cliff
Just be lucy
granite axle
not that simple
twin lagoon
hello
potent fossil
hi michale
languid orbit
spargatorudebuci76 is god username
golden gust
to be fair, simple, your nick sounds like something I'd expect from an honest politician
Shamefully, such a thing is a bit of a... well, goes against itself
brave radish
I just borked an interactive rebase and somehow dropped every commit from the past month
upbeat falconBOT
Requested by Amaranth - About 205,000 results (0.35 seconds)
olive marlin
Try fixing it with git reflog
It's a powerful part of git - stores whole history of what your head was doing. So you can easily unbork almost anything.
brave radish
but I er.. already deleted the messed up repo lol
twin lagoon
@olive marlin 
olive marlin
plucky sparrow
an Egyptian tried to steal my instagram account ๐ญ I can't
it's the second time
vernal moth
Another late night bike ride
The city is so beautiful in the dark
But it's still 29c and am sweating like hell, lmao
vernal moth
And I got like 10km to ride back, lmao
hidden ginkgo
when does part2 come out and will it also take this long again ?
golden gust
who knows
worn ember
mini will crank it out in 4 hours
vernal moth
And like, we are done with the update, just not happy yet
We don't feel comfortable telling ppl that this is OK for prod
hidden ginkgo
i was just asking i wasnt trying to be rude
hidden ginkgo
aye I mean that speaks for itself ya know
vernal moth
But you can happily try out an experimental build and tell us how it goes
vernal moth
!kick @coarse willow did you even bother reading above?
thorny flickerBOT
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hidden ginkgo
ehh ill wait till we get a stable one
vernal moth
Guys ruining my mood, smh
hidden ginkgo
dont want to fuck up my server lol
brave radish
don't ruin Mini's mood we need him to fix our bugs ๐ฅบ
vernal moth
Oh yeah don't run an experiemental build in prod
worn ember
production is my testing ground
ashen cliff
Things I have tested in production: Everything.
smoky python
I recommend testing in production especially for MySQL data so you have data to test on and see changes immediately
hexed dragon
lol
ashen cliff
No need to worry about MongoDB.
wide chasm
You don't need to test MongoDB, it's web scale, it just works
vernal bone
KGBongoDB when?
warm anchor
Wow thatโs a nice shot
vernal moth
No thanks to me
Just point and shoot
#JustPixelThings
There, now I tried to frame it
Still not as sharp in the details as I would like
warm anchor
Looks good to me. Or my stander is jus lower lol
vernal moth
You can't make out the individual lights
That's what annoys me about those shots
Took this basically infront of my door when I started
Gotta start early tomorrow maybe I can catch a sunset
So question is, where do I drive now
Not tried yet, lmao
There's a fucking fire juggler on the other side :O
Issue is, it's a pain going over there cause the rides suck to get on
You tried phone
sharp zenith
when will the final paper version come out?
brave radish
.eta
limber knotBOT
(See also #โ-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785
viscid wedge
What do you guys use for exploit mitigations? IllegalStack is on the list of shame, so I don't wanna use it
warm anchor
I keep my paper up to date
golden gust
IS basically stops things like riding horses in the name of protections
warm anchor
And I donโt use plugin that known to cause issue
viscid wedge
I'm mostly looking to patch stuff like bookbans
warm anchor
Paper fix all of them and provide you a config option for you to limit books
tall goblet
Cologne?
ancient bolt
"good"
warm anchor
Lmao @viral hornet enjoying the stream?
tall goblet
viral hornet
Lmao <@171898972330262538> enjoying the stream?
We must not let the voice channel die!
warm anchor
Yes I am doing my part!
vernal moth
Also, lmao, this is so fucking scetch
Like, I was driving thru the woods in the dark
What one does at 2400
And I was like wondering why there were so many cars on this one strip
So i was passing carefully, and then I saw the caravans with the red LEDs
And then I checked it ๐
whole ridge
Random question, is there a way I can unbind my F3 key in Minecraft
abstract aspen
With the hologram command you used to make it
Or by editing the data of the armor stands
abstract aspen
Yes
void void
damn
abstract aspen
There are 40 people online even
abstract aspen
Try typing /hologram
warm anchor
Do /pl and look at that list
abstract aspen
Yeah if you could send a screenshot of that it'd be useful
void void
its fine.
abstract aspen
Ok lemme know if you want help tho
heavy salmon
algun dia aproximado para cuando estara listo la version de paper para aternos?
abstract aspen
The what
wispy blade
this is an english server
warm anchor
No ask your host and no eta from paper
swift root
no
swift root
eta !
limber knotBOT
(See also #โ-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785
proud lance
sounds like something about paper going to aternos
heavy salmon
proud lance
eta question
heavy salmon
atheros=aternos XDDD
warm anchor
Cool
void void
Are you a server owner? How is this possible
also doesnt mean i develop the server
warm anchor
It is still a security concern if you own the server but do not aware of whatโs being installed inside your server
swift root
algun dia aproximado para cuando estara listo la version de paper para aternos?
no sabemos de ningรบn dรญa en el que se publicarรก el paperMC.
warm anchor
Wow Larry epic
void void
just a simpe question
abstract aspen
It is still a security concern if you own the server but do not aware of whatโs ...
Not necessarily
void void
im new to the development side of things
heavy salmon
no sabemos de ningรบn dรญa en el que se publicarรก el paperMC.
ok :)
warm anchor
Ability to use plugin isnโt development related
magic river
oh the url does have `loki` in it, but. still
btw, you know loki isn't something marvel created, right? ๐
heavy salmon
swift root
amaranth that is way too boomer for kids these days
warm anchor
Not necessarily
There are known group targeting server owner like this. To get javassit installed or other force OP plugin
abstract aspen
Why can't we just be nice to people sometimes they're just starting out with something and the question seems simple but if you don't know much about the subject it can be hard
void void
There are known group targeting server owner like this. To get javassit installe...
.............
abstract aspen
There are known group targeting server owner like this. To get javassit installe...
If he knows and trusts the devs I don't see the problem
warm anchor
Why can't we just be nice to people sometimes they're just starting out with som...
Because the question he asked is so basic it shows that he has not taken the basic step of troubleshooting
magic river
Norse mythology is boomer? Schools these days
swift root
ikr
abstract aspen
Because the question he asked is so basic it shows that he has not taken the bas...
Doesn't make it right to be mean still
proper basalt
What are we defining as "devs" here?
void void
it was just a simple question since im learning
warm anchor
Norse mythology is boomer? Schools these days
Loki isnโt owned by Disney??? I will have Mickey D talking to you later!
proper basalt
I may level with the use of "sysadmin", but devs?
abstract aspen
it was just a simple question since im learning
I'd try Google or some place else people are often very rude on here if you ask stuff they consider basic
void void
Yes im learning admin work
magic river
Mickey D is a different company, Disney owns Mickey M
void void
I'd try Google or some place else people are often very rude on here if you ask ...
ig so
warm anchor
Doesn't make it right to be mean still
I was not mean at all? I asked if heโs a server owner because thatโs usually the person that will be aware of what plugin is being used?
void void
Have you tried the plugin documentation tho?
i already fixed this now lmao
proper basalt
i already fixed this now lmao
Good!
proud lance
This is dumb conversation, look in your plugin configs, lets move on
abstract aspen
i already fixed this now lmao
Good job! 
proper basalt
still learning!
Keep learning! Everyone had to learn this stuff at some point. I mean that genuinely.
void void
thank ya
warm anchor
No we burn them all on a stick now 
abstract aspen
Keep learning! Everyone had to learn this stuff at some point. I mean that genui...
I appreciate you Mr pretzel
fleet sail
brave radish
Don't