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11 minute flight
There nothing more than a starship hop
Blue origin hasn't even reached orbit yet
watch him do it next month and then spacex does orbital test right after
Yeah SpaceX wants to do orbital end of next month?
Bezos is such a crybaby lol
Oh man, I love it when Vue dev tools just, don't show up
Can you name someone on the top 10 who isn't, though?
Why wish Bezos blow up kinda mean
Then I am mean 😤
eAT tHe RiCH
For like a few minutes
Is he escaping the earths athmosphere?
blue origin wants to loot mars so we can live better here, spacex wants to be on mars instead. I dont see the issue here
There is no end to the earths atmosphere. There’s no magical line. Generally, 100 km is considered space

50 miles in the US
How can bezos beat musk, when musk already flies commerical missions to the ISs with and without humans
I mean personally beat him
"I was first in space, hahayeehaaa"
If musk wanted to fly he could
OK, let's do something more fun
Bets for when a) Mojang releases and b) spigot releases
5 euro entry, closes to both gets it all
Bets for PaperMc release
I'd say around 17 and Spigot at 5 tomorrow our time
I've heard people call those guys slow
Just PayPal me 5 euro and I'll take your bet 😂
“Our time” smh like you own time aurora
I'mma bank on Mojang releasing in 2 hours and 17 minutes.
its CEST

why do you think the update VC is in german
Or just 17 minutes.
we all know belgium is the true owner of time
I mean, if anyone owned time, it’d be the Greenwich folks fight?
The +0 gang
The G in GMT
1.17 coming in 15 minutes, right
oh those guys
G stands for gaming?
It's post brexit so the G in GMT now means "general" not greenwhich
Or the people that run atomic clocks that everyone syncs off
They just changed their time by a second, and the world breaks
Wait, @vernal moth, where do I place my bet? I remembered I had this
that's why leap seconds exist
leap of faith
@rustic valve we're currently delayed over 200 hrs anyway from people asking for ETAs
Nah, but you gotta go in and change it so it repeats a second.they dont do that for leap seconds, just they add a second
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depending on which ntp you use you might repeat a second
Sliced dropping the big boi vid
Good thing I only have a non-serious test-server running with no idea nor interest in 1.17 then 😇
more than 100 blocks 
we should add Paper Capes to Paper
lol we won't be done in 2 days
We happy when we got to start tomorrow
everyone in the paper org gets a paper cape
🙂
Paper client when
Mini* client when?
already exists smh
Weren’t you working on a client?
Yeeaah
It's post poned for godot 4
So I'll get to that after 1.17, hangar and paperweight
so tomrrow?
so, never?
lol
oh
Don’t forget that, uh, that other project
No after lunch today obv
You know, that one project
eternity lunch was 3 hours ago
Eternity lunch is eternal
hellow awrowa wen do you release 1.17?
Next year
never
@mojang
No lunch is 3 hours from now sillies
HELLO ETERNITY
Go mass ping Adrian on discord

I mean, he's on DND but mass ping him anyways
@mojank deploy now plz
He is the one pressing deploy
Is Mojang still Sweden-based?
Ew
and java mostly stockholm
Is Adrian Sweden-based?
probably
There's also a team in the UK
Name sounds Swedish. I’ll assume Sweden.
I think mostly dungeons
yes Adrian is in Sweden
Adrian is a normal European name
Yeah, but the UK sucks, we don’t count those things
I know many Germans named Adrian
the reason they release the version so late in the day is that they can go home directly after and don't have to worry about anything
Those are Swedes in disguise
imagine being named Martin tho
A sad reality we bear every day 😔
"/the sign painter" that has to be a reference to the world of goo right?
It's always EOB
na they usually do it in the late afternoon
and it's 15:56 here
so probably in the next 1-2 hours

workday
Don’t announce a release time two days in advance with a huge fanfare, THEN postpone. That’s the dumbest.
Just don’t announce at that point.
They’ll either do it in four minutes, 34 minutes, or 2 hours and 4 minutes.
yes
anyway ping me in 20 discords when it releases ima play some games
Or postpone for a month
@mental meadow
@mental meadow
Also I’m pretty sure they do the releases after the Redmond team starts working
And it’s currently like 7am there
So probably 2 hours
If it’s proper overtime, 100% extra salary, @thin apex
employees
What's overtime? 😛
It's not in 4 minutes, the category on jira hasn't been created
If they’re expected to be there, then it’s work ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Mini big brain
look md_5 is probably having a wank or sleeping when it's releases
whats the point of oxidizing copper
let's not get too hyped for 1.17 yet
I'm a salaried employee, I'm expected to work however many hours it takes to get the job done, whatever hours of the day are appropriate
Md is asleep am pretty sure
It came!!!
Doesn’t work like that in the Scandic 🙃
@ mods
i was just talking to md not long ago on gh
Usually however many hours it takes is like 25 hours a week so it balances out 😛
Not much other than just a feature and you have more variants of the blocks
It's a pretty chill job until something explodes or someone puts a 1 month deadline on 2 months of (full time) work
Simple that was 4+ hours ago, lmao
.wa time melbourne
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Pretty sure md went to sleep early
isnt md usually on invis on disc
I did talk to him earlier tho, lol
cuz last time i saw him on spigot disc he was chatting while on invis
FukkitMC?
The first thing I’ll do when 1.17 releases is to wait for 1.18.
Can’t wait ✌🏻
hold up
fukkit is pretty dead tho
Well yeah. Gabe touched the project and it instant died.
KGBPaper 1.17 engine when?
Already exists.
Fact
Sorry bro. Only for KGB people.
Bro. Racism.
Blue stripe eaters
bruh wtf so many block variants, its like Chisel but in vanilla xD
Sorry bro. Can't be having washed up devs touching KGBPaper. 
just wondering whats yall max wpm
Still bro. Your trust factor in CS:GO is too low.
wtf

Where can i see the exact minute Vanilla 1.17 is released?
Fastest hands in the west?
getting pinged in the official mc disc is fine
oof, nextminecraftupdatewhen.com is down ;_;
overloaded xd
Slowest Balkan Typist
so whats ur wpm then
I love KGBPaper 1.17 engine.
@twin lagoon Dutch wpm record leak when
Balkan measures in paragraphs per second.
It released right?
who the fuck cares about dutch typing tests
TRUE
i get like 5wpm then
no one cares about dutch people, true
i get like 70-80 wpm compared to 90-100 in englisb
dutch too inefficient with letters 
its almost time for 1.17
k
Me: *has final tomorrow
Mojang: UPDATE!!
Same.
Don't worry bro.
Worth failing for 1.17 though.
Just quit school minecraft is life
Paper will be out in like 10 days.
true
its like 10pm in my timezone and im fucking exhausted yet its almost 1.17 time
go sleep 🙂
Sucks?
wake up early
no
Maybe you should have lived in another country?
must wait for 1.17
Thought of that?
or
oh my
technically i used to live in the us
so much sounds lol
I don't want to be awake because my ears are bleeding
when will paper support 1.17
Madness. Insanity. Anime Women.
the title couldn't be more appealing
??
.eta
(See also #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785
Wait where's the 1 hour for every request
ARTILJERIJA!
seeing people asking for 1.17 is making me more exhausted
the next person that asks for an eta will get a special present
lol
hmm present 
?eta
smh I can't even kick kneny
Nice Try

That's not a nice present.
good, the gamble worked out
eta on the coding streams tho

omg its german youtuber knenytv
yoooo
That's pretty neat
Every mod that messes with rendering just died
They're on OpenGL 3.2 core profile afaik because you have to be in order to get that version on macOS
No more legacy GL calls
All mods have to render things using shaders and such
Legacy.
1.14 was a mess all across the board
(im operating on limited context lmao)
What a time
@void void you don't
If they're just adding a block or mob and can use the standard MC bits to do it (so nothing too crazy) it won't be hard, just plug in to what MC already does
.eta
(See also #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785
it'll probably be announced
There will be an announcement here
ping at everyone :3
The announcement of when to announce the announcement for announcing the announcement people want announced
This was 1.16.1 announcement for example: #announcements message
why is the update not out yet ?
because it isnt
ok
as the day continues, my patience to post .eta slowly get's lower and lower, and my desire to just straight up kick everyone get's higher and higher
Do it
just have the bot scan messages containing 1.17 and maie it respond with the .eta
It's actually not been that bad so far but I havent been looking in paper help 
paper help was wild earlier lol
.eta
(See also #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785
Ayyy it released lads!
Murder hornets
Dude
omnomnom
because md5
no, because mojang
that too
don't blame md_5 yet, the time for that comes later
Why is this yatopia dev attacking us with murder hornet videos
It’s a calming video, wdym
it's a yatopia dev, what do you expect
i can't wait for the blame md_5 stream xD
to be fair if md5 released the previews, paper could too
Daily reminder that a plugin developers mental health is less important than your 3 player Minecraft server.
^
What about my 9k player server 
well yeah plug-in developers are literally satan
Nah, just kidding. They're all good
imagine making plugins
@meager tusk stop studying for finals bro. Time to update KGBCraft to 1.18.
plugin devs can just literally stop supporting you lol
Doesn't stop others from taking their success!
Mini drunk already?
Whats the bets for lad? what we got on the table so far
9 minutes i think
I didn't check my PayPal yet if somebody did place bets :/
As a server owner, this is stressing me the hell out lmao
1 hour
id say they ran into an issue and just pushed it back an hour
As a server owner, you should chill the fuck out and come back in two weeks, as you don't want to run anything before that 😂
I wouldn't run the early builds 😂 😂
sorta aggree as well as a client mods user
Nah I'm not dumb, I'm not upgrading fuck all.
i'll only use the early builds for having a laugh i guess
On a creative, temporary server I'll probably run spigot tomorrow, just so people can collaborate. But real prod server doesn't get updated until end of month lol
(and maybe reporting bugs)
just dont care lol
use via version and ez pz
Its my business, gotta do what I gotta do lol
As the last Slovenian server that actually does stuff other than collect money from users, I got to push updates instantly. 
viaversion is GOAT
ViaVersion bad, ProtocolSupport good.
Get on ya f5 hands ppl
I hear the slovenian market is open for new minecraft servers
1.17 was added to mojira
imagine how much bigger the hype would be if 1.17 was caves and cliffs and all like it originally was going to
yeah true
Datapack gaming
INB4 they remove experimental stuff.
but itll update all the time and probably the only way to actually use the updates is to restart the world
yeah well, it's either this or a buggy mess, i'm sure you'll manage
Quarry opinion
you mean 1.15? KGB upgrade down not up, only capitalist dogs upgrade up
did mc 1.17 release yet? Not paper, but the actual version from Mojang
yeah
Getting real close kow
capitalist dogs
1.17 java and 1.17 bedrock are on mojira
Just make sure to corrupt the world monthly, have no backups and say that donating money will save the world.
yeah 4pm was pretty obvious lol
That's not available to everyone right?
both of their last tweets were at that time
Should I be concerned that you're a bot LOL
yes
does tebex accept potato
there we go
It's released you dumbos
I'll just make it so you can only move 25 blocks a day and you have to buy more moves to do more each day
I should've bet on that lol
waaaat
is.paper.sexy LMAOOO
Let's see if Kenny was right. 
it doesn't appear for me
restart the launcher
how dare you sell anything on kgbcraft
did it 4 times
Well its out now 🙂
¯_(ツ)_/¯
guess you’re not getting the update then
go ask in the Minecraft discord
Mini, Paper 1.17 wen? 👀
hahahahahahaha
Oh hey I'm pink
they still haven't tweetet it smh
ArE yOu dOnE yEt?
When MD woke up and I got drunk 🤣
choco 1.17 spagoot
4PM? It’s 5PM!
i will try resetting .minecraft and minecraft launcher settings
I don't control the spagoot releeeesz
how drunk are we talkin mini

but yeah, they literally tweeted exactly 72, 48 and 24 hours before the release 👀
The devs and stuff did. The social team is super slow and relies on the work of the discord volunteers (who mostly quit the other day)
well they managed to tweet the countdown exactly but not the release? 
try completely reinstalling windows 10, ask bill gates for the latest version
Sounds like dramaaaa
Balmers peak, obviously
Its scientifically proven that that's the best way to code
ViaVersion builds were available yesterday
Also, discord is suffering, lmao
tweet is 4 minutes late
Explain
well, so drunk that you don’t remember how bad your code was is probably also good
and they called it "Bedrock" in an official tweet, 'eh
omg famous choco
Now we just gotta wait for MMC to update.
cant be blamed, can just blame the liquor
It’s here! Brimming with life, laughter, and more blocks than ever: Caves & Cliffs: Part I is now out on Java and Bedrock!
“I don’t even remember writing that!”
I still think they should've changed the name to something that is not "caves & cliffs" lol
reinstalling
Never
it's out
for paper
Caves & Cliffs, without the caves and cliffs!
¯_(ツ)_/¯
also arent bot accounts
.eta
(See also #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785
against discord tos?
read the TOS mate
OMG finally
asking eta's is against discord tos
they aren't lol
You’re against the ToS
Poggerschamp
They're using an IRC bridge so technically they're not bot accounts anyway
also why tf would you care about people breaking the TOS?!? are you working for discord or something? xD
Discord doesn’t even work for discord
In some none 1.17 news i lost the screen for my creative server. How can i find what process that is and kill it. 😛
installing test server 👀
damn
Already have Fabric installed. 
Lunar Client 1.17 when
(See #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 214 hours...
@hot hamlet ps auxf
ayyy sulu you got it!
lol
Apparently Lunar Client = Paper
It's a bot smh
I did say it should need "Paper" too but ok sulu lol
Pog
I know and my comment is just a joke
Screen -ls?
type "kill -9 (all numbers from 0 to 999)" until it closes, :)
Oh smart bot
make it spam chat 24/7
MiniDigger 1.18 yesterday?
1.18 wen
1.21 wen?
Paper plane when
1.69 when
Combat test 9 wen
ok i'm done

There’s Paper, there’s Hangar. I’m expecting a Plane.
time to go harass spigot devs, right?
Yes
I have a question for paper. What would happen if spigot no longer existed?
Please do not harass any projects.
go read their 1-17 channel lol. It pretty much says "go away"
We'd just continue development on our own
Can we harass the project of the people harassing the projects?

i know 1.17 released some minutes ago, when will paper come out for 1.17
(See #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 215 hours...
meh, via isn't updated on github yet ;_;
alright
good bot
Lmfao
He's working on it right now in VC, Phoenix
Kneny 
can I pat the bot on the head?
but why is it on spigot but not github? ;_;
Vc date??? 
:pencilpat: wen
"phoenix is dum" -kenny
Done.
;_;
So, it’s agreed upon then, paper stays in Java 4? 😏
good luck soldiers, working on 1.17 when it drops from spigot
(See #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 216 hours...
I guess I have to point my updater to a different source 👀
kek
i was wishing good luck ._.
Wait
Guys it’s 216 now
does saying 1.17 activate the bot?
bad bot
Staph!!
Work 1.17
am i allowed to ask if someone wants to join my 1.17 server?
"1.17" & "when"
1.17
Okay I guess not
Yes and counter works lol
Oh
1.17 when
No, I think if you say "1.17 when" it says it
when 1.17
1.17 is a great update. When it came out I became very happy
Wait it doesn’t trigger on me wtf!
It's got a timeout
Ok or not I guess
guess it died
Mari just admit it
dum plebs
The bot hates me
The bot does hate you
Probably wants me dead
ofc
Ok
same
normally it's if you say both of those words but yeah idk why it isn't doing it now
maybe sulu restarted the bot
WTF.
wtf is this error
I'm also pretty sure it doesn't do it with people that have ranks
I'm being bullied in Paper Discord
bad bot
fun packet stuff
what else is new 
Ok? When's your name turning to Sharty
gitrekt
did he do all ranks 👀
cuz EterNity and I do have TestBuildNotifications
no ig just cooldown
A while there are many letters before I get to that
Oh ok
Don’t be such an easy target ¯_(ツ)_/¯
.flags
Optimized & Recommended JVM Startup Flags: https://mcflags.emc.gs
the same ones
use epsilon GC
Dis paypah, no vannah
I heard it was really optimized for 1.17
when is 1.17 paper coming out
Ok
i see
.eta
Btw I like even numbers
never
(See also #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785
.eta
(See also #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785
thank you
.eta
(See also #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785
Chaos today
@upbeat falcon are you ok 🥺
Lol
Thanks bro. Already see your work bro! https://posili.me/i/2021-06-08_17-17-28.png
Can we not spam Bots?
Or I'll spam to moderation bots with nice kick and ban commands
Fact!
it wasn't on purpose
Nice gpu bro
Thanks bro! Got 2.
I’d just like to note, that ETA is wrong.
I think that was an actual question not just triggering the bot
It should be “There is no ETA, ever +countdown”
someone asked. We all responded with ".eta"
do it again
spamming the bot was not intentional
is there any Essentials equivalent in fabric?
When does 1.16 release?
every day at 1 pm
Wrong screenshot bro.
@twin lagoon Thoughts?
does 1.17 have the cave gen?
Via datapack
No, only amethyst geodes
is it safe to use the datapack in a server?
Yes bro.
tl:dr
yes, but actually no.
The datapack works, but there's no guarantee that using it now means that your world can safely update to 1.18 when that releases.
1.17, per my understanding, has everything except the parts that make it work, that’s 1.18.
World gen through datapack 
1.18 is already out you guys just don't have access.
I feel like if you use the datapack, you should treat your world as a snapshot world
where can I get kgb spigot or is only in Soviet sphere
Balkan regional update.
I am certain that you will not be able to upgrade your world to 1.18 when you use the datapack
.eta
(See also #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785
Till 1.18 drops.
Well yeah
Pretty sure 1.18 is practically in a snapshot for 1.17 
Damn there goes my plan of using the datapack then
When 1.18 drops the datapack will not be nessasary anymore
When we will get paperMC 1.17 server
.eta
(See also #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785
The ETA spam is real. What happened to pencil auto responder
its not good enough
It has spam protection
It was killed.
The lead broke needs to be sharpened
Hey, new channel, neat
(See #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 216 hours...
"development noises"?
Yep
lol i hope the channels dont get locked because of people keep asking for 1.17
Germans are taking over
So the deal with that channel is you can’t unmute yourself? But you can go live it looks like
does anyone know if the vanilla server.jar has been released yet, it doesn't show on minecraft.net yet
Where is the vanilla server jar
you mean follow right?
yeah i can't remember the proper word for it lmao
Announcement channels
it's follow. This sounds like a good idea tbh
that's the one
damn the new update is such a let-down
nvm it's announcement channels
And no I don't see much value in that, we will not update that channel often
Use the GitHub issue I guess
Why isn’t the dev voice channel that new channel type? The one that copied that app I can’t remember the name of
Just like WWDC 2021
Yeah, that one
that wasn't a total let-down
Wouldn’t that be perfect for this?
But that’s why the #❗-1-17 is the best, Diggie. Little to no spam, only when something important happens.
Last year was so much better
You can’t screen share in stage channels
they're still pretty much in beta
my guess is that iOS 16 would be better than iOS 15.
Just like iOS 12 was better than iOS 11 and iOS 14 was better than iOS 13
yeah but now we can AirPlay to Macs
Wait, since paper is a fork of spigot, is paper gonna wait for spigot's release of 1.17
I don't have a mac lmao
yes
When is 1.17 coming out For Paper
.eta
(See also #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785
well no wonder it was a let-down 👀
thanks
I don't want a mac
@meager tusk BRO!
YES BRO?!
Good job on that instant server switch bro! https://posili.me/i/2021-06-08_17-27-11.gif
Good work.
Thanks bro. I try my best.
Russian?
Cannot wait! Let's hope it's not like ye' old 1.13
Already at 600 now.
Actually, pretty sure they’re just lacking insignias.
When paper 1.17 out?
.eta
.eta
Russian arms, equipment, accents, language, clothes and behavior. But no insignias on those bots, so clearly not Russian.
(See also #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785
(See also #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785
When???
When are you going to work on it?

We need a bot that just auto pings people when they join telling them not to ask
read
Out for that sake, pay for it?
what does .eta mean
yeah
Just finished 1.17.
Estimated Time (of) Arrival
ETA = Estimated Time of Arrival/Estimated Time Allocated
which is what ppl keep asking us for
Woa good job idriz
Dang. The wait’s over guys. We can all go back to expecting the continuous work and maintenance from something we pay nothing into again. Idriz has given us our wishes and desires as we demand them.
What? What's this "given us" stuff?
The jar is region locked to Balkan.
@ashen cliff has access to it.
Fact!
brb going back to croatia
What’s the dada’s with the vanilla jar? It’s region locked?
Don’t worry, Krusic will leak it
It can not physically run on any server that isn't located in Balkan.
krusic wouldn't dare do such thing
It'll blow up the machine.
I will Balkan you
https://launcher.mojang.com/v1/objects/0a269b5f2c5b93b1712d0f5dc43b6182b9ab254e/server.jar will probably work even in those regions
Ok? I'm crying?
keep crying
imagine reactionspamming
I am now a happy man
Not cool bro.
!warn @gilded briar reaction spamming
:raised_hands: Warned Potatotastic2000#6969 (reaction spamming) [1 total infraction] -- MiniDigger#3086.
dang
Fact bro.
so, uh, does anbody know how to redraw screen to fix this https://phoenix616.dev/📷/fYcq0usm.png 
no
LGTM
clear bro!
reset
Sometimes, all I wish for is someone to suffer. Is that too much to ask for? 😭
its no
t
thanks Amaranth
.eta
(See also #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785
oK
Snoopa Investigation
yez
quit your x server xd
damn, setting up a k8s cluster on DO for a simple hobby project:
- control plane + 1 worker node: $10
- database: $15
- object storage: $5
- load balancer: $10
total: $40
:(
i mean ye, the database is fully HA and clusterized and the object storage is also HA and CDN-capable and the control plane (a cluster) is free but still like plz am not rich.
Making me wanna do dis
https://github.com/hobby-kube/guide
I mean, a cup of coffee is what, $5?
excuse me
my cups of coffee are less than 10 cents because i brew my own 
So, it's $3.
not if i start selling it
Asking papermc staff paper 1.17 ETA??!!!?? (Gone wrong)
(See #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 216 hours...
thank you simple, very cool
we should make a graph of .eta over time after paper 1.17 comes out LOL
sulu has all the stats
You can never have enough stats.
No simple please we want to hear what you have to say
❤️
hi idriz
unlike idriz
Wtf.
Launch ur onlyfans then 😳
how do you think bulk pricing works
Yeah, we wanna see those sweet sweet cables 😉
I pay for exclusive rights to his nudes he can't make one
will u pay me $40/mo
We'll pay you 10 cents
I can think about paying you $40/month
Who's "we"?
Should suffice for a cup of coffee
Will that work
I'm paying him $40/mo.
HE'S LUCKY TO GET $40
I'm being paid nothing
Josh getting scammed
imagine paying to get yelled at
Stay broke + mad
I'll pay you with a hug? ❤️
oh yeah you live rent free in my head
One big bear hug and a long wet smoochie kiss on the lips
not on the cheeks?
I got you 😍
then also hold hands
@rustic valve for extra context, 10 cents per cup was a bit too low. more like 40-50 cents i guess
i bulk buy a bag of beans for like 40 bucks or something
hey yash
I understood there was bulk purchases in question. But it was like, "are you doing commercial bulk?"
one bag gives me enough beans for ~100 cups, its about 40 bucks, so approx 40 cents a cup
Deez

Deez
Buy wholesale, skip retail. Get it down to like, 𝇍5
got any sites? 
just own a coffee bean processing plant
What country we talking?
wholesale coffee beans
@wispy blade hey fak u
HEY
@rustic valve USA
Cabbages
you're too lazy
they're offering
Buying wholesale is NOT that easy, Naom 😭
Oh my god it's the fucking swarm
Paper 1.17 is up?
No
Unnecessary
i think its photshopped
no it won't be
Type of coffee?
pitch black
Hehe inspect element.
hehe so smart
theres an offical data pack that adds them into 1.17, but there glitchy
took me 5 seconds https://www.kaldi.com/wholesale-coffee
Order custom roasted coffee beans in bulk at Kaldi! We have a premium selection of 100% arabica gourmet coffees from around the world at wholesale prices.
I was talking about my server with a lot of friends :/
i remember when opera (the old one) was the only browser that had the choice to inspect element, change the source and such
was so cool
Don’t use the datapack if you want your world to be 1.18 compatible tho
Coffee type? ¯_(ツ)_/¯
using datapacks ew
Uh dark roast?
idk
anyone have seeds for 1.17
i wonder when spigot it gonna make there jar
if I have to buy like a pallet of coffee at a time tho im probably gonna head out 
I like Armored Elytra datapack actually
can I use the world of the 1.17 server pre-release?
without glitching something with 1.17 release version
you should be able to
Yeah, this is what you'll need to do.
there weren't any huge changes from the pre releases to the release that would kill your world or something, but back it up first I guess
Is there a plugin alternative for Armored Elytra datapack?
It'll be cheaper, given that coffee beans don't really have an expiration date if stored properly and that you'll pay a lower sum over a longer period. But the upfront is real.
Tbh, that is a fantastic idea for later on when I'm in a more permanent living space but atm nowhere to put that much
Yes, there is
altho that kaldi site had a 5lb bag for the same price im paying for 2lb lmao
not drinking coffee is an even better alternative
Don't forget shipping.
so dont attack me for asking please, but are they working on paper 1.17 right now ?
*ATTACK*
spigot is not out yet, and we can not start until then
so no.
.eta
(See also #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785
o ok
can datapacks make server lag?
probably o.O
do we think it will be today ? like i said im not trying to be rude just asking questions
no
No
If you look at that issue it should be obvious this is a more than one day thing
Come back in 2 weeks
proxi will do it in 2h
wat

This is to ship to New York Square, @potent fossil. It'll still be cheaper since it's 5lbs. But doubling up to 10lbs would effectively halve the costs of shipping.
Proxi can kick you in 2 seconds :)

not bad 
funny how math works isnt it ;p
Or, ya know, if you live close to Wilmington, NC, you could like, just waltz over there and try some samples while at it.
Yo, yo, yo everyone, just read that MC 1.17 got released, so when will Paper to the update 😄
(See #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 217 hours...
all you have to do is rename paper-1.16.5.jar to paper-1.17.jar.... silly devs
Damned, too late
At this rate, next decade.
Someone please do this lmfao
1.17 has been out for an hour. Can't expect originality after that much time
hello :v does anybody know how to solve this bug, I was able to deal damage to my npc and shopkeeper eventho worldguard are on and are sending block message
I tried. It didn't work. 😦
:v sure
This #general, we offer nothing but dumb
As such
Did you check the file?
You know
That file
speak for yourself, i offer professional shitposting
That's literally just dumb
lol
When will Paper for 1.17 release?
/creative
I will refrain myself from publicly sharing the gif I recently found regarding this, instead, you shall check your PM's.
kappa123
.eta
(See also #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785
it seems @upbeat falcon is being tempermental of who it auto tells that to lol
?
There is cooldown
oh ok fair enough
where do i get that special datapack thing so i can get disappointed by the terrain gen anyway?
"minecraft 1.17, sad datapack"?
https://www.minecraft.net/es-es/article/minecraft-snapshot-21w15a
Apr 14, 2021, The Caves & Cliffs Prototype Data Pack. You can still try out the world generation for the later update using a datapack which activates the
it has the link if you scroll a bit
thx dad
yw son
Could we have the bot to tell the eta whenever someone mentions the word “1.17”?
(See #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 215 hours...
Nvm
LOL
There’s my answer
I thought the countdown for when 1.17 came was 217 hours?
(See #❗-1-17) Paper updates have no ETA, ever. See the following for more information: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/5785. In the meantime, every time you ask, we postpone it by an hour, so I believe this makes it 216 hours...
It actually needs 1,17 and the word wen but with an h
🙄
js or python :v?
JS
neither, both, yes
soka
What was it someone said the other day, C++, the crying baby language?
lol yeah
XD
some keyboard warrior on twitter
is that your mixtape
yessir
it belongs everywhere... but okay ill put it there lol
Make it so its a 1 ms second delay and play like 100 of em
I can feel my headphone speakers going kaboom
How the hell did you get papermc on 1.17?











