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rustic valve
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You mean, hopefully

potent fossil
vernal moth
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11 minute flight

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There nothing more than a starship hop

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Blue origin hasn't even reached orbit yet

potent fossil
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watch him do it next month and then spacex does orbital test right after

vernal moth
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Yeah SpaceX wants to do orbital end of next month?

potent fossil
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Bezos is such a crybaby lol

vernal moth
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Oh man, I love it when Vue dev tools just, don't show up

rustic valve
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Can you name someone on the top 10 who isn't, though?

left swift
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Why wish Bezos blow up kinda mean

rustic valve
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Then I am mean 😤

unkempt drift
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Yeah, saw smth saying Bezos is beating musk to space

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But it’s baby space really

left swift
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eAT tHe RiCH

unkempt drift
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For like a few minutes

rustic valve
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Is he escaping the earths athmosphere?

stray oyster
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blue origin wants to loot mars so we can live better here, spacex wants to be on mars instead. I dont see the issue here

unkempt drift
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There is no end to the earths atmosphere. There’s no magical line. Generally, 100 km is considered space

stray oyster
unkempt drift
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50 miles in the US

vernal moth
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How can bezos beat musk, when musk already flies commerical missions to the ISs with and without humans

unkempt drift
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I mean personally beat him

rustic valve
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"I was first in space, hahayeehaaa"

vernal moth
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If musk wanted to fly he could

unkempt drift
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Like, his body will be in space first

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Yeah, that’s the point I was trying to make

vernal moth
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OK, let's do something more fun

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Bets for when a) Mojang releases and b) spigot releases

rustic valve
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Go to Japan?

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oh

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Nono

vernal moth
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5 euro entry, closes to both gets it all

rustic valve
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Bets for PaperMc release

mental meadow
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I'd say around 17 and Spigot at 5 tomorrow our time

rustic valve
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I've heard people call those guys slow

vernal moth
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Just PayPal me 5 euro and I'll take your bet 😂

stray oyster
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I'll give you 5€ so I can annoy you in vc later

unkempt drift
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“Our time” smh like you own time aurora

mental meadow
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german time

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of course its our

stray oyster
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yeees

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yes

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its the best time

rustic valve
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I'mma bank on Mojang releasing in 2 hours and 17 minutes.

stray oyster
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its CEST

warm anchor
mental meadow
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why do you think the update VC is in german

rustic valve
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Or just 17 minutes.

worn ember
unkempt drift
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I mean, if anyone owned time, it’d be the Greenwich folks fight?

worn ember
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never heard of them

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so they dont exist

unkempt drift
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The +0 gang

wide chasm
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The G in GMT

void void
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1.17 coming in 15 minutes, right

worn ember
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oh those guys

warm anchor
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G stands for gaming?

mental meadow
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It's post brexit so the G in GMT now means "general" not greenwhich

unkempt drift
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Or the people that run atomic clocks that everyone syncs off

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They just changed their time by a second, and the world breaks

rustic valve
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Wait, @vernal moth, where do I place my bet? I remembered I had this

mental meadow
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that's why leap seconds exist

worn ember
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leap of faith

potent fossil
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@rustic valve we're currently delayed over 200 hrs anyway from people asking for ETAs

unkempt drift
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Nah, but you gotta go in and change it so it repeats a second.they dont do that for leap seconds, just they add a second

vernal moth
mental meadow
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depending on which ntp you use you might repeat a second

vernal moth
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Sliced dropping the big boi vid

worn ember
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50min

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monkas

rustic valve
potent fossil
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more than 100 blocks yee_fuckin_haw

mental meadow
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we should add Paper Capes to Paper

minor badge
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lol we won't be done in 2 days

vernal moth
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We happy when we got to start tomorrow

mental meadow
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everyone in the paper org gets a paper cape

unkempt drift
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🙂

vernal moth
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Paper client when

unkempt drift
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Mini* client when?

mental meadow
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already exists smh

unkempt drift
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Weren’t you working on a client?

vernal moth
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Yeeaah

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It's post poned for godot 4

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So I'll get to that after 1.17, hangar and paperweight

mental meadow
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so tomrrow?

worn ember
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so, never?

void void
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lol

worn ember
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oh

rustic valve
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Don’t forget that, uh, that other project

warm anchor
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No after lunch today obv

stray oyster
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hi aurora

rustic valve
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You know, that one project

mental meadow
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eternity lunch was 3 hours ago

rustic valve
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Eternity lunch is eternal

next frost
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hellow awrowa wen do you release 1.17?

rustic valve
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Next year

void void
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never

warm anchor
mental meadow
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ping mojang people to press deploy

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let's hope mojang does not use fastly

void void
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@mojang

left swift
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No lunch is 3 hours from now sillies

warm anchor
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1.17 when?

twin lagoon
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HELLO ETERNITY

vernal moth
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Go mass ping Adrian on discord

twin lagoon
vernal moth
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I mean, he's on DND but mass ping him anyways

stray oyster
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@mojank deploy now plz

vernal moth
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He is the one pressing deploy

rustic valve
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Is Mojang still Sweden-based?

twin lagoon
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partially sweden

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partially us

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think bedrock team is mostly redmond

rustic valve
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Ew

twin lagoon
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and java mostly stockholm

rustic valve
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Is Adrian Sweden-based?

twin lagoon
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probably

vernal moth
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There's also a team in the UK

rustic valve
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Name sounds Swedish. I’ll assume Sweden.

vernal moth
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I think mostly dungeons

minor badge
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yes Adrian is in Sweden

vernal moth
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Adrian is a normal European name

twin lagoon
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mari is also in sweden

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very important

rustic valve
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Yeah, but the UK sucks, we don’t count those things

vernal moth
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I know many Germans named Adrian

mental meadow
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the reason they release the version so late in the day is that they can go home directly after and don't have to worry about anything

rustic valve
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Those are Swedes in disguise

worn ember
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imagine being named Martin tho

rustic valve
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A sad reality we bear every day 😔

void void
worn ember
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"/the sign painter" that has to be a reference to the world of goo right?

vernal moth
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It's always EOB

mental meadow
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na they usually do it in the late afternoon

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and it's 15:56 here

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so probably in the next 1-2 hours

twin lagoon
mental meadow
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workday

rustic valve
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Don’t announce a release time two days in advance with a huge fanfare, THEN postpone. That’s the dumbest.

Just don’t announce at that point.

mental meadow
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no one want's to pay overtime

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MICHAEL DID YOU SEE I GOT A djungelskog

rustic valve
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They’ll either do it in four minutes, 34 minutes, or 2 hours and 4 minutes.

twin lagoon
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yes

mental meadow
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anyway ping me in 20 discords when it releases ima play some games

rustic valve
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Or postpone for a month

twin lagoon
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@mental meadow

rustic valve
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@mental meadow

magic ice
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Also I’m pretty sure they do the releases after the Redmond team starts working

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And it’s currently like 7am there

magic river
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So probably 2 hours

rustic valve
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If it’s proper overtime, 100% extra salary, @thin apex

wide chasm
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employees

magic river
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What's overtime? 😛

vernal moth
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It's not in 4 minutes, the category on jira hasn't been created

rustic valve
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If they’re expected to be there, then it’s work ¯_(ツ)_/¯

unkempt drift
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Mini big brain

twin lagoon
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look md_5 is probably having a wank or sleeping when it's releases

worn ember
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whats the point of oxidizing copper

twin lagoon
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let's not get too hyped for 1.17 yet

magic river
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I'm a salaried employee, I'm expected to work however many hours it takes to get the job done, whatever hours of the day are appropriate

vernal moth
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Md is asleep am pretty sure

void void
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It came!!!

rustic valve
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Doesn’t work like that in the Scandic 🙃

unkempt drift
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@ mods

potent fossil
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i was just talking to md not long ago on gh

magic river
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Usually however many hours it takes is like 25 hours a week so it balances out 😛

wide chasm
magic river
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It's a pretty chill job until something explodes or someone puts a 1 month deadline on 2 months of (full time) work

vernal moth
golden gust
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.wa time melbourne

limber knotBOT
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vernal moth
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Pretty sure md went to sleep early

void void
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isnt md usually on invis on disc

vernal moth
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I did talk to him earlier tho, lol

void void
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cuz last time i saw him on spigot disc he was chatting while on invis

twin lagoon
limber knotBOT
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lol

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paper-fabric wen?!?

ashen cliff
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FukkitMC?

rustic valve
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The first thing I’ll do when 1.17 releases is to wait for 1.18.

Can’t wait ✌🏻

worn ember
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hold up

limber knotBOT
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fukkit is pretty dead tho

worn ember
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invinite lava now

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*infinite

ashen cliff
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Well yeah. Gabe touched the project and it instant died.

twin lagoon
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KGBPaper 1.17 engine when?

ashen cliff
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Already exists.

twin lagoon
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Bro!

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Link me.

left swift
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Fact

ashen cliff
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Sorry bro. Only for KGB people.

twin lagoon
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Bro. Racism.

left swift
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Blue stripe eaters

worn ember
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bruh wtf so many block variants, its like Chisel but in vanilla xD

ashen cliff
twin lagoon
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Bro!

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Not developer though so it's ok.

void void
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just wondering whats yall max wpm

ashen cliff
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Still bro. Your trust factor in CS:GO is too low.

twin lagoon
void void
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wtf

twin lagoon
hot hamlet
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Where can i see the exact minute Vanilla 1.17 is released?

hot hamlet
void void
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getting pinged in the official mc disc is fine

limber knotBOT
wispy blade
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overloaded xd

meager tusk
wispy blade
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so whats ur wpm then

meager tusk
wispy blade
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@twin lagoon Dutch wpm record leak when

meager tusk
autumn glen
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It released right?

twin lagoon
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who the fuck cares about dutch typing tests

wispy blade
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TRUE

twin lagoon
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i get like 5wpm then

worn ember
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no one cares about dutch people, true

wispy blade
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i get like 70-80 wpm compared to 90-100 in englisb

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dutch too inefficient with letters kekw

void void
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its almost time for 1.17

potent fossil
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k

worn ember
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Me: *has final tomorrow
Mojang: UPDATE!!

meager tusk
ashen cliff
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Don't worry bro.

meager tusk
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Worth failing for 1.17 though.

left swift
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Just quit school minecraft is life

ashen cliff
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Paper will be out in like 10 days.

worn ember
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true

void void
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its like 10pm in my timezone and im fucking exhausted yet its almost 1.17 time

novel horizon
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go sleep 🙂

meager tusk
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Sucks?

novel horizon
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wake up early

void void
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no

meager tusk
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Maybe you should have lived in another country?

void void
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must wait for 1.17

meager tusk
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Thought of that?

void void
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or

mental meadow
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there to keep you awake

novel horizon
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oh my

void void
novel horizon
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so much sounds lol

meager tusk
hasty tree
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when will paper support 1.17

mental meadow
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Madness. Insanity. Anime Women.
the title couldn't be more appealing

hasty tree
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??

mental meadow
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.eta

limber knotBOT
meager tusk
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Wait where's the 1 hour for every request

meager tusk
void void
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seeing people asking for 1.17 is making me more exhausted

mental meadow
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the next person that asks for an eta will get a special present

void void
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lol

novel horizon
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hmm present mojangthink

quasi valley
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@mental meadow 1.17 when????

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where is my present? kappapride

void void
mental meadow
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smh I can't even kick kneny

meager tusk
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Nice Try

void void
meager tusk
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That's not a nice present.

quasi valley
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good, the gamble worked out

wispy blade
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eta on the coding streams tho

quasi valley
worn ember
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omg its german youtuber knenytv

wispy blade
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yoooo

worn ember
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oh they're on opengl 3.2 now

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thats nice

left swift
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That's pretty neat

magic river
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Every mod that messes with rendering just died

worn ember
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me making a gif mod

magic river
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They're on OpenGL 3.2 core profile afaik because you have to be in order to get that version on macOS

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No more legacy GL calls

potent fossil
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1.17 is new update from hell confirmed?

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or 1.14 still takes it

magic river
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All mods have to render things using shaders and such

ashen cliff
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Legacy.

worn ember
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guess we'll see how much stuff breaks

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tho i dont think it'll be that bad

left swift
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1.14 was a mess all across the board

potent fossil
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(im operating on limited context lmao)

left swift
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What a time

potent fossil
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@void void you don't

magic river
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If they're just adding a block or mob and can use the standard MC bits to do it (so nothing too crazy) it won't be hard, just plug in to what MC already does

potent fossil
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.eta

limber knotBOT
worn ember
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it'll probably be announced

mental meadow
left swift
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There will be an announcement here

mental meadow
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ping at everyone :3

left swift
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The announcement of when to announce the announcement for announcing the announcement people want announced

olive marlin
tribal temple
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why is the update not out yet ?

wispy blade
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because it isnt

tribal temple
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ok

mental meadow
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as the day continues, my patience to post .eta slowly get's lower and lower, and my desire to just straight up kick everyone get's higher and higher

left swift
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Do it

wispy blade
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just have the bot scan messages containing 1.17 and maie it respond with the .eta

left swift
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It's actually not been that bad so far but I havent been looking in paper help pokiKEK

wispy blade
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paper help was wild earlier lol

thorn rampart
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.eta

limber knotBOT
void void
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Ayyy it released lads!

unkempt drift
magic river
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Dude

worn ember
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omnomnom

daring gulch
mental meadow
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no, because mojang

daring gulch
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that too

mental meadow
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don't blame md_5 yet, the time for that comes later

left swift
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Why is this yatopia dev attacking us with murder hornet videos

unkempt drift
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It’s a calming video, wdym

wispy blade
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it's a yatopia dev, what do you expect

tender swift
daring gulch
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to be fair if md5 released the previews, paper could too

wispy blade
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why supoirt versions only 3 people use

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only takes more time

ashen cliff
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Daily reminder that a plugin developers mental health is less important than your 3 player Minecraft server.

wispy blade
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^

void void
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What about my 9k player server sadge

spare venture
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well yeah plug-in developers are literally satan

void void
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Nah, just kidding. They're all good

worn ember
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imagine making plugins

ashen cliff
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@meager tusk stop studying for finals bro. Time to update KGBCraft to 1.18.

wispy blade
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plugin devs can just literally stop supporting you lol

void void
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Doesn't stop others from taking their success!

vernal moth
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Last change to place bets

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I think release is imminent

olive marlin
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Mini drunk already?

void void
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Whats the bets for lad? what we got on the table so far

gilded cedar
vernal moth
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I didn't check my PayPal yet if somebody did place bets :/

void void
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As a server owner, this is stressing me the hell out lmao

magic river
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1 hour

autumn fern
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id say they ran into an issue and just pushed it back an hour

vernal moth
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As a server owner, you should chill the fuck out and come back in two weeks, as you don't want to run anything before that 😂

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I wouldn't run the early builds 😂 😂

gilded cedar
void void
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Nah I'm not dumb, I'm not upgrading fuck all.

wispy blade
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i'll only use the early builds for having a laugh i guess

olive marlin
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On a creative, temporary server I'll probably run spigot tomorrow, just so people can collaborate. But real prod server doesn't get updated until end of month lol

wispy blade
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(and maybe reporting bugs)

worn ember
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use via version and ez pz

void void
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Its my business, gotta do what I gotta do lol

ashen cliff
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As the last Slovenian server that actually does stuff other than collect money from users, I got to push updates instantly. kekwhyper

thorn rampart
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viaversion is GOAT

ashen cliff
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ViaVersion bad, ProtocolSupport good.

vernal moth
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Get on ya f5 hands ppl

left swift
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I hear the slovenian market is open for new minecraft servers

vernal moth
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1.17 was added to mojira

autumn fern
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imagine how much bigger the hype would be if 1.17 was caves and cliffs and all like it originally was going to

vernal moth
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It still is if you want

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There's the official datapack

autumn fern
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yeah true

left swift
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Datapack gaming

ashen cliff
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INB4 they remove experimental stuff.

autumn fern
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but itll update all the time and probably the only way to actually use the updates is to restart the world

worn ember
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yeah well, it's either this or a buggy mess, i'm sure you'll manage

left swift
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Quarry opinion

spare venture
wind geyser
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did mc 1.17 release yet? Not paper, but the actual version from Mojang

mystic narwhal
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yeah

vernal moth
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Getting real close kow

mystic narwhal
vernal moth
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1.17 java and 1.17 bedrock are on mojira

ashen cliff
limber knotBOT
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yeah 4pm was pretty obvious lol

wind geyser
limber knotBOT
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both of their last tweets were at that time

void void
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Should I be concerned that you're a bot LOL

wind geyser
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yes

spare venture
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does tebex accept potato

mental meadow
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there we go

vernal moth
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It's released you dumbos

limber knotBOT
left swift
limber knotBOT
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I should've bet on that lol

autumn fern
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waaaat

wind geyser
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is.paper.sexy LMAOOO

ashen cliff
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Let's see if Kenny was right. kekwhyper

void void
limber knotBOT
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restart the launcher

spare venture
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how dare you sell anything on kgbcraft

void void
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did it 4 times

autumn fern
hot hamlet
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Well its out now 🙂

limber knotBOT
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

spare venture
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guess you’re not getting the update then

hot hamlet
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f

spare venture
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go ask in the Minecraft discord

muted storm
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Mini, Paper 1.17 wen? 👀

autumn fern
muted storm
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Oh hey I'm pink

limber knotBOT
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they still haven't tweetet it smh

hot hamlet
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ArE yOu dOnE yEt?

vernal moth
spare venture
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choco 1.17 spagoot

rustic valve
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4PM? It’s 5PM!

void void
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i will try resetting .minecraft and minecraft launcher settings

muted storm
spare venture
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how drunk are we talkin mini

muted storm
limber knotBOT
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but yeah, they literally tweeted exactly 72, 48 and 24 hours before the release 👀

ashen cliff
vernal moth
ashen cliff
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That was fast. kekwhyper

void void
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what server did you joined

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and how is it possible-

limber knotBOT
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well they managed to tweet the countdown exactly but not the release? thonk

autumn fern
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try completely reinstalling windows 10, ask bill gates for the latest version

vernal moth
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Its scientifically proven that that's the best way to code

muted storm
vernal moth
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Also, discord is suffering, lmao

limber knotBOT
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tweet is 4 minutes late

rustic valve
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Explain

spare venture
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well, so drunk that you don’t remember how bad your code was is probably also good

limber knotBOT
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and they called it "Bedrock" in an official tweet, 'eh

worn ember
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omg famous choco

fallen oracle
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Now we just gotta wait for MMC to update.

spare venture
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cant be blamed, can just blame the liquor

limber knotBOT
spare venture
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“I don’t even remember writing that!”

limber knotBOT
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I still think they should've changed the name to something that is not "caves & cliffs" lol

void void
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reinstalling

woeful urchin
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what is eta

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for 1.17

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anyone knows?

left swift
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Never

limber knotBOT
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it's out

woeful urchin
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for paper

rustic valve
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Caves & Cliffs, without the caves and cliffs!

limber knotBOT
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

woeful urchin
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also arent bot accounts

limber knotBOT
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.eta

woeful urchin
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against discord tos?

limber knotBOT
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read the TOS mate

void void
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OMG finally

worn ember
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asking eta's is against discord tos

limber knotBOT
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they aren't lol

woeful urchin
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oh idk

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i thought they were

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sorry

rustic valve
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You’re against the ToS

left swift
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Poggerschamp

brave radish
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They're using an IRC bridge so technically they're not bot accounts anyway

woeful urchin
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isee

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it legit says

limber knotBOT
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also why tf would you care about people breaking the TOS?!? are you working for discord or something? xD

woeful urchin
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no i was just wondering

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dont ask for it

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my bad

rustic valve
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Discord doesn’t even work for discord

hot hamlet
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In some none 1.17 news i lost the screen for my creative server. How can i find what process that is and kill it. 😛

void void
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installing test server 👀

void void
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damn

ashen cliff
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Already have Fabric installed. kekwhyper

wind geyser
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Lunar Client 1.17 when

upbeat falconBOT
limber knotBOT
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@hot hamlet ps auxf

worn ember
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lol

wind geyser
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Apparently Lunar Client = Paper

left swift
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When do the kicking start

minor badge
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It's a bot smh

brave radish
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I did say it should need "Paper" too but ok sulu lol

gilded cedar
wind geyser
vernal moth
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Paper 1.17 wen

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Dum bot

void void
vernal moth
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Oh smart bot

worn ember
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make it spam chat 24/7

rustic valve
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MiniDigger 1.18 yesterday?

wind geyser
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lmfao

worn ember
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1.18 wen

wind geyser
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1.21 wen?

rustic valve
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Paper plane when

wind geyser
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1.69 when

brave radish
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Combat test 9 wen

wind geyser
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ok i'm done

left swift
rustic valve
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There’s Paper, there’s Hangar. I’m expecting a Plane.

void void
autumn fern
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time to go harass spigot devs, right?

rustic valve
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Yes

wind geyser
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I have a question for paper. What would happen if spigot no longer existed?

minor badge
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Please do not harass any projects.

brave radish
minor badge
rustic valve
#

Can we harass the project of the people harassing the projects?

left swift
oak rivet
#

i know 1.17 released some minutes ago, when will paper come out for 1.17

upbeat falconBOT
limber knotBOT
#

meh, via isn't updated on github yet ;_;

oak rivet
#

alright

wind geyser
#

good bot

left swift
#

Lmfao

minor badge
#

He's working on it right now in VC, Phoenix

left swift
#

Kneny PokiChomp

wind geyser
#

can I pat the bot on the head?

limber knotBOT
#

but why is it on spigot but not github? ;_;

warm anchor
brave radish
minor badge
#

"phoenix is dum" -kenny

limber knotBOT
#

;_;

rustic valve
#

So, it’s agreed upon then, paper stays in Java 4? 😏

dull linden
#

good luck soldiers, working on 1.17 when it drops from spigot

upbeat falconBOT
limber knotBOT
#

I guess I have to point my updater to a different source 👀

worn ember
#

kek

dull linden
#

i was wishing good luck ._.

meager tusk
#

Wait

warm anchor
#

Guys it’s 216 now

meager tusk
#

does saying 1.17 activate the bot?

rustic valve
#

bad bot

warm anchor
#

Staph!!

meager tusk
#

Work 1.17

void void
#

am i allowed to ask if someone wants to join my 1.17 server?

minor badge
#

"1.17" & "when"

dull linden
#

1.17

meager tusk
#

Okay I guess not

warm anchor
meager tusk
#

Oh

warm anchor
#

1.17 when

wind geyser
#

No, I think if you say "1.17 when" it says it

dull linden
#

when 1.17

meager tusk
#

1.17 is a great update. When it came out I became very happy

warm anchor
#

Wait it doesn’t trigger on me wtf!

minor badge
#

It's got a timeout

meager tusk
#

Ok or not I guess

dull linden
#

guess it died

meager tusk
#

Mari just admit it

worn ember
#

dum plebs

meager tusk
#

The bot hates me

minor badge
#

The bot does hate you

meager tusk
#

Probably wants me dead

golden gust
#

ofc

meager tusk
#

Ok

worn ember
#

same

brave radish
meager tusk
#

WTF.

hot hamlet
#

wtf is this error

wind geyser
meager tusk
#

I'm being bullied in Paper Discord

spare venture
#

bad bot

dull linden
#

fun packet stuff

spare venture
meager tusk
worn ember
brave radish
#

did he do all ranks 👀
cuz EterNity and I do have TestBuildNotifications
no ig just cooldown

spare venture
meager tusk
#

Oh ok

rustic valve
solid siren
#

hi guys

#

what startup script should i use

#

for vanilla 1.17

mental meadow
#

.flags

limber knotBOT
worn ember
#

the same ones

spare venture
#

use epsilon GC

rustic valve
spare venture
#

I heard it was really optimized for 1.17

ionic saffron
#

when is 1.17 paper coming out

solid siren
#

i see

wind geyser
#

.eta

meager tusk
#

Btw I like even numbers

spare venture
#

never

limber knotBOT
brave radish
limber knotBOT
solid siren
ionic saffron
#

.eta

limber knotBOT
warm anchor
#

Chaos today

brave radish
#

@upbeat falcon are you ok 🥺

warm anchor
#

Lol

ashen cliff
vernal moth
#

Can we not spam Bots?

#

Or I'll spam to moderation bots with nice kick and ban commands

meager tusk
#

Fact!

wind geyser
#

it wasn't on purpose

ashen cliff
#

Thanks bro! Got 2.

rustic valve
#

I’d just like to note, that ETA is wrong.

brave radish
rustic valve
#

It should be “There is no ETA, ever +countdown”

wind geyser
worn ember
#

do it again

wind geyser
#

spamming the bot was not intentional

void void
#

is there any Essentials equivalent in fabric?

rustic valve
#

When does 1.16 release?

wind geyser
#

interesting question

#

never

olive garden
#

every day at 1 pm

exotic siren
#

does 1.17 have the cave gen?

vernal moth
#

Via datapack

wide chasm
#

No, only amethyst geodes

twin lagoon
#

Bro!

#

KGBSpigot!

void void
#

is it safe to use the datapack in a server?

meager tusk
#

Yes bro.

wind geyser
wide chasm
#

The datapack works, but there's no guarantee that using it now means that your world can safely update to 1.18 when that releases.

rustic valve
#

1.17, per my understanding, has everything except the parts that make it work, that’s 1.18.

left swift
#

World gen through datapack pokiDank

meager tusk
#

1.18 is already out you guys just don't have access.

unkempt drift
#

I feel like if you use the datapack, you should treat your world as a snapshot world

spare venture
#

where can I get kgb spigot or is only in Soviet sphere

meager tusk
#

Balkan regional update.

vernal moth
#

I am certain that you will not be able to upgrade your world to 1.18 when you use the datapack

wide chasm
#

.eta

limber knotBOT
unkempt drift
#

Well yeah

rustic valve
#

Pretty sure 1.18 is practically in a snapshot for 1.17 thinking_gun

left swift
#

Damn there goes my plan of using the datapack then

vernal moth
#

When 1.18 drops the datapack will not be nessasary anymore

void void
#

When we will get paperMC 1.17 server

wind geyser
#

.eta

limber knotBOT
unkempt drift
#

The ETA spam is real. What happened to pencil auto responder

worn ember
#

its not good enough

vernal moth
#

It has spam protection

meager tusk
#

It was killed.

left swift
#

The lead broke needs to be sharpened

magic river
#

Hey, new channel, neat

wind geyser
#

let me test

#

1.17 when

upbeat falconBOT
magic river
#

"development noises"?

wide chasm
#

Yep

void void
#

lol i hope the channels dont get locked because of people keep asking for 1.17

vernal moth
#

Germans are taking over

unkempt drift
#

So the deal with that channel is you can’t unmute yourself? But you can go live it looks like

untold meadow
misty brook
#

does anyone know if the vanilla server.jar has been released yet, it doesn't show on minecraft.net yet

oak atlas
#

Where is the vanilla server jar

wind geyser
untold meadow
#

yeah i can't remember the proper word for it lmao

vernal moth
#

Announcement channels

wind geyser
untold meadow
#

that's the one

graceful sun
#

damn the new update is such a let-down

wind geyser
#

nvm it's announcement channels

vernal moth
#

And no I don't see much value in that, we will not update that channel often

#

Use the GitHub issue I guess

unkempt drift
#

Why isn’t the dev voice channel that new channel type? The one that copied that app I can’t remember the name of

wind geyser
untold meadow
#

stage channel

#

see i know the name of that one lmao

unkempt drift
#

Yeah, that one

brave radish
unkempt drift
#

Wouldn’t that be perfect for this?

rustic valve
#

But that’s why the #❗-1-17 is the best, Diggie. Little to no spam, only when something important happens.

wind geyser
oak atlas
unkempt drift
#

Really…

#

That seems stupid.

wispy blade
#

they're still pretty much in beta

wind geyser
brave radish
exotic siren
#

Wait, since paper is a fork of spigot, is paper gonna wait for spigot's release of 1.17

wind geyser
cyan roost
#

When is 1.17 coming out For Paper

wind geyser
#

.eta

limber knotBOT
brave radish
cyan roost
#

thanks

wind geyser
ashen cliff
#

@meager tusk BRO!

meager tusk
#

YES BRO?!

ashen cliff
#

Good work.

meager tusk
#

Thanks bro. I try my best.

left swift
#

That's a true bro moment

#

Do you still have 300 russian bots in ur spawn krusic

meager tusk
#

Russian?

void void
#

Cannot wait! Let's hope it's not like ye' old 1.13

ashen cliff
#

Already at 600 now.

meager tusk
#

That's offensive.

#

They're not russian.

#

They're Serbians.

#

Because they're bots.

left swift
#

Where they russian too

#

Serbia?

#

Tell them to walk

rustic valve
#

Actually, pretty sure they’re just lacking insignias.

void void
#

yeah im testing 1.17 tomorrow

#

im gonna go to sleep first since im so exhausted

sand thorn
#

When paper 1.17 out?

brave radish
void void
#

.eta

rustic valve
#

Russian arms, equipment, accents, language, clothes and behavior. But no insignias on those bots, so clearly not Russian.

limber knotBOT
sand thorn
#

When???

rustic valve
void void
potent fossil
#

We need a bot that just auto pings people when they join telling them not to ask

void void
rustic valve
#

Out for that sake, pay for it?

gilded briar
#

what does .eta mean

meager tusk
#

Done.

sand thorn
meager tusk
#

Just finished 1.17.

potent fossil
#

Estimated Time (of) Arrival

brave radish
#

ETA = Estimated Time of Arrival/Estimated Time Allocated

potent fossil
#

which is what ppl keep asking us for

meager tusk
#

Looks like 1.17 is region locked to Balkan.

#

Sucks.

left swift
#

Woa good job idriz

rustic valve
# meager tusk Right now.

Dang. The wait’s over guys. We can all go back to expecting the continuous work and maintenance from something we pay nothing into again. Idriz has given us our wishes and desires as we demand them.

meager tusk
#

The jar is region locked to Balkan.

#

@ashen cliff has access to it.

ashen cliff
#

Fact!

wispy blade
#

brb going back to croatia

oak atlas
#

What’s the dada’s with the vanilla jar? It’s region locked?

rustic valve
#

Don’t worry, Krusic will leak it

meager tusk
#

It can not physically run on any server that isn't located in Balkan.

wispy blade
#

krusic wouldn't dare do such thing

meager tusk
#

It'll blow up the machine.

rustic valve
#

I will Balkan you

meager tusk
#

Wtf direct threat

#

Might cry

rustic valve
#

Please do

#

It brings joy

meager tusk
#

Ok? I'm crying?

gilded briar
#

keep crying

wispy blade
#

imagine reactionspamming

rustic valve
#

I am now a happy man

ashen cliff
#

Not cool bro.

vernal moth
#

!warn @gilded briar reaction spamming

thorny flickerBOT
#

:raised_hands: Warned Potatotastic2000#6969 (reaction spamming) [1 total infraction] -- MiniDigger#3086.

gilded briar
#

dang

meager tusk
limber knotBOT
gilded briar
#

no

meager tusk
#

LGTM

ashen cliff
#

clear bro!

magic river
#

reset

rustic valve
#

Sometimes, all I wish for is someone to suffer. Is that too much to ask for? 😭

limber knotBOT
#

thanks Amaranth

untold copper
#

.eta

limber knotBOT
untold copper
#

oK

meager tusk
#

Snoopa Investigation

untold copper
#

yez

potent fossil
#

damn, setting up a k8s cluster on DO for a simple hobby project:

  • control plane + 1 worker node: $10
  • database: $15
  • object storage: $5
  • load balancer: $10

total: $40

:(

i mean ye, the database is fully HA and clusterized and the object storage is also HA and CDN-capable and the control plane (a cluster) is free but still like plz am not rich.

Making me wanna do dis KEKWHYPER https://github.com/hobby-kube/guide

rustic valve
#

I mean, a cup of coffee is what, $5?

potent fossil
#

excuse me

novel horizon
#

$5?

#

what kind of coffee u getting

potent fossil
#

my cups of coffee are less than 10 cents because i brew my own PepeLa

rustic valve
#

So, it's $3.

gilded briar
#

i just dont drink any

#

thats free

potent fossil
#

you know what else is free

#

not talking at all peepoLeave

gilded briar
#

not if i start selling it

plain acorn
#

Asking papermc staff paper 1.17 ETA??!!!?? (Gone wrong)

upbeat falconBOT
worn ember
#

thank you simple, very cool

wispy blade
#

we should make a graph of .eta over time after paper 1.17 comes out LOL

worn ember
#

sulu has all the stats

rustic valve
#

You can never have enough stats.

meager tusk
#

❤️

potent fossil
#

hi idriz

worn ember
#

unlike idriz

meager tusk
#

Hello Simple

#

DED

rustic valve
#

How do you get coffee down to 10 cents

#

What even

meager tusk
#

Wtf.

gilded briar
rustic valve
#

Yeah, we wanna see those sweet sweet cables 😉

vestal jasper
#

I pay for exclusive rights to his nudes he can't make one

potent fossil
rustic valve
#

We'll pay you 10 cents

left swift
#

I can think about paying you $40/month

meager tusk
#

Who's "we"?

rustic valve
#

Should suffice for a cup of coffee

left swift
#

Will that work

meager tusk
#

I'm paying him $40/mo.

vestal jasper
#

wtf yall are only paying him $40?

#

@potent fossil ???

rustic valve
#

HE'S LUCKY TO GET $40

potent fossil
#

I'm being paid nothing

left swift
#

Josh getting scammed

worn ember
#

imagine paying to get yelled at

meager tusk
rustic valve
#

I'll pay you with a hug? ❤️

vestal jasper
rustic valve
#

One big bear hug and a long wet smoochie kiss on the lips

wispy blade
#

not on the cheeks?

tribal flicker
rustic valve
#

No

#

Gotta maximise the covid

wispy blade
#

then also hold hands

potent fossil
#

@rustic valve for extra context, 10 cents per cup was a bit too low. more like 40-50 cents i guess

rustic valve
#

Thank god

#

For a second there, I was afraid.

potent fossil
#

i bulk buy a bag of beans for like 40 bucks or something

solid meteor
#

Hi

#

I am netherite :>

vernal moth
#

hey yash

rustic valve
#

I understood there was bulk purchases in question. But it was like, "are you doing commercial bulk?"

potent fossil
#

one bag gives me enough beans for ~100 cups, its about 40 bucks, so approx 40 cents a cup

solid meteor
#

Or you just looked into my profile

blazing wren
#

Deez

potent fossil
dull jacinth
#

Deez

rustic valve
#

Buy wholesale, skip retail. Get it down to like, 𝇍5

potent fossil
#

got any sites? ASWowzZoom

worn ember
#

just own a coffee bean processing plant

rustic valve
#

What country we talking?

wispy blade
#

wholesale coffee beans

potent fossil
#

@wispy blade hey fak u

wispy blade
#

HEY

potent fossil
#

@rustic valve USA

cedar spade
wispy blade
#

you're too lazy

potent fossil
#

they're offering

void void
#

I'll skip 1.17 lol waiting for incredible 1.18 caves and mountains

rustic valve
#

Buying wholesale is NOT that easy, Naom 😭

potent fossil
#

Oh my god it's the fucking swarm

dull jacinth
#

Paper 1.17 is up?

potent fossil
#

No

gilded briar
#

i think its photshopped

novel horizon
#

no it won't be

rustic valve
#

Type of coffee?

gilded briar
#

pitch black

unkempt drift
#

Hehe inspect element.

novel horizon
#

hehe so smart

craggy nest
wispy blade
void void
novel horizon
#

i remember when opera (the old one) was the only browser that had the choice to inspect element, change the source and such

#

was so cool

unkempt drift
#

Don’t use the datapack if you want your world to be 1.18 compatible tho

rustic valve
novel horizon
#

using datapacks ew

potent fossil
#

Uh dark roast? PepeLa idk

solid siren
#

anyone have seeds for 1.17

normal escarp
#

i wonder when spigot it gonna make there jar

potent fossil
#

if I have to buy like a pallet of coffee at a time tho im probably gonna head out PepeLa

void void
trail plover
#

can I use the world of the 1.17 server pre-release?

#

without glitching something with 1.17 release version

brave radish
#

you should be able to

rustic valve
brave radish
void void
#

Is there a plugin alternative for Armored Elytra datapack?

rustic valve
#

It'll be cheaper, given that coffee beans don't really have an expiration date if stored properly and that you'll pay a lower sum over a longer period. But the upfront is real.

potent fossil
#

Tbh, that is a fantastic idea for later on when I'm in a more permanent living space but atm nowhere to put that much

novel horizon
#

Yes, there is

potent fossil
#

altho that kaldi site had a 5lb bag for the same price im paying for 2lb lmao

worn ember
#

not drinking coffee is an even better alternative

rustic valve
#

Don't forget shipping.

hidden ginkgo
#

so dont attack me for asking please, but are they working on paper 1.17 right now ?

rustic valve
#

*ATTACK*

potent fossil
#

spigot is not out yet, and we can not start until then

worn ember
#

eta

#

ooop

potent fossil
#

so no.

worn ember
#

.eta

limber knotBOT
hidden ginkgo
#

o ok

solid siren
#

can datapacks make server lag?

potent fossil
#

probably o.O

novel horizon
#

damn

#

that's sad

hidden ginkgo
#

do we think it will be today ? like i said im not trying to be rude just asking questions

novel horizon
#

no

magic river
#

No

#

If you look at that issue it should be obvious this is a more than one day thing

#

Come back in 2 weeks

worn ember
#

proxi will do it in 2h

minor badge
#

wat

worn ember
rustic valve
#

This is to ship to New York Square, @potent fossil. It'll still be cheaper since it's 5lbs. But doubling up to 10lbs would effectively halve the costs of shipping.

olive marlin
#

Proxi can kick you in 2 seconds :)

worn ember
potent fossil
#

not bad Wows

rustic valve
#

Or, ya know, if you live close to Wilmington, NC, you could like, just waltz over there and try some samples while at it.

tired heath
#

Yo, yo, yo everyone, just read that MC 1.17 got released, so when will Paper to the update 😄

upbeat falconBOT
autumn fern
#

all you have to do is rename paper-1.16.5.jar to paper-1.17.jar.... silly devs

tired heath
#

Damned, too late

rustic valve
#

At this rate, next decade.

wind geyser
rustic valve
#

1.17 has been out for an hour. Can't expect originality after that much time

wanton axle
#

hello :v does anybody know how to solve this bug, I was able to deal damage to my npc and shopkeeper eventho worldguard are on and are sending block message

rustic valve
#

I tried. It didn't work. 😦

wanton axle
#

:v sure

rustic valve
#

As such

#

Did you check the file?

#

You know

#

That file

worn ember
#

speak for yourself, i offer professional shitposting

meager tusk
hidden ginkgo
#

lol

meager tusk
#

You're not creative DED

#

Silly DED

balmy robin
#

When will Paper for 1.17 release?

worn ember
#

/creative

rustic valve
worn ember
#

kappa123

ripe sphinx
limber knotBOT
ripe sphinx
#

it seems @upbeat falcon is being tempermental of who it auto tells that to lol

void void
desert fjord
rustic valve
#

There is cooldown

ripe sphinx
#

oh ok fair enough

rustic valve
potent fossil
#

where do i get that special datapack thing so i can get disappointed by the terrain gen anyway?

rustic valve
#

"minecraft 1.17, sad datapack"?

upbeat falconBOT
worn ember
#

it has the link if you scroll a bit

potent fossil
#

thx dad

worn ember
#

yw son

vernal moth
#

thats oooold

#

latest snapshot has best link

wind geyser
#

Could we have the bot to tell the eta whenever someone mentions the word “1.17”?

upbeat falconBOT
wind geyser
#

Nvm

woeful urchin
#

LOL

wind geyser
#

There’s my answer

rustic valve
#

I thought the countdown for when 1.17 came was 217 hours?

upbeat falconBOT
brave radish
#

It actually needs 1,17 and the word wen but with an h

rustic valve
#

🙄

brisk rose
#

js or python :v?

vernal moth
#

JS

golden gust
#

depends on what you wanna do

#

there is a lot of jobs behind both

worn ember
#

neither, both, yes

brisk rose
#

soka

rustic valve
#

What was it someone said the other day, C++, the crying baby language?

worn ember
#

lol yeah

brisk rose
#

XD

worn ember
#

some keyboard warrior on twitter

autumn fern
potent fossil
#

is that your mixtape

autumn fern
#

yessir

potent fossil
autumn fern
#

it belongs everywhere... but okay ill put it there lol

velvet bay
# autumn fern

Make it so its a 1 ms second delay and play like 100 of em

autumn fern
#

ngl the beat kinda slabs

#

oh jeez😂

velvet bay
#

I can feel my headphone speakers going kaboom

ashen cliff
velvet bay
#

How the hell did you get papermc on 1.17?