something called patchy
#general
cunning raft
waxen panther
finally my family can eat
magic river
It's a HDD, unless what you're reading is in its tiny cache you'll never need more than that
worthy geode
It does require a credit card and a lot of information tho iirc. So not really comparable
warm anchor
oh so it's mean for 18+ audience?
That blog post is pretty good though
very cater to people who may not be familiar with hosting
waxen panther
Not 18+ only but yeah you need a card for verification
unborn jay
Chat Manager or Venture Chat? or another?
warm anchor
CarbonChat!
unkempt drift
๐
vernal bone
thick rune
do you guys know any plugins for 1.8 (i know its unsupported bla bla) that gives rods knockback instead of making it pull enemies towards you?
waxen panther
its unsupported bla bla ๐
ripe sphinx
thick rune
i actually found such a plugin but it was removed because there is a plugin for newer versions that allows the same thing to happen... how helpful... a 1.8 plugin was cancelled because there is a plugin for new versions which fixes it there
warm anchor
why is 1.8 user fits in the stereotype so much ._.
thick rune
why is 1.8 user fits in the stereotype so much ._.
wdym
vestal jasper
CarbonChat!
Rather not until it's usable
warm anchor
gotta need more testers 
vestal jasper
Having a fuckton of people just... waiting for it makes me feel weird
waxen panther
finish it!!!!!
vestal jasper
Especially since I'm intentionally taking my time on it lol
warm anchor
ITS OK JOSH THERE IS TOTALLY NO PRESSURE OR ANYTHING
I mean tbf there are no other chat plugin that I will push people to use
all of them are shit in certain ways 
vestal jasper
here's a carbon chart for ya mate
warm anchor
What's carbon chart
ITS THE BEST AND MOST PROMISING MINECRAFT CHAT PLUGIN
frank otter
Oh it's something you are making
waxen panther
not me
frank otter
hmm for me /msg works fine
waxen panther
it's vics plugin
ripe sphinx
Josh
waxen panther
@vestal jasper
frank otter
Oh
waxen panther
my name is also josh sadge
frank otter
Hello josh
vestal jasper
Specifically it's for channels and chat formatting
Things like /msg are a secondary feature
twin lagoon
@vestal jasper uwu
vestal jasper
@twin lagoon wtf go to sleep
twin lagoon
no
vestal jasper
isn't it like midnight for you
twin lagoon
18:21
twin lagoon
vestal jasper
09:21
haughty bear
just wanted to ask, what is "mcbbs"? is it legit? looks like some sort of Chinese plugin repo
magic river
wide chasm
Yeah, it's a Chinese plugin repo, nothing weird about it really
twin lagoon
it's not just a plugin repo
wide chasm
Yeah, they will ask permission of plugin authors and then post those plugins over there
twin lagoon
it's just a chinese minecraft forum
potent fossil
they're just asking the author's permission to repost it on there
haughty bear
I see
potent fossil
but the reason they do that is bc spigot and stuff is blocked for a lot of chinese ppl, so people go out on vpns to collect plugins from spigot to repost on mcbbs for everyone else :p
warm anchor
The one that asked are the nicer type
ashen cliff
So did no one with Nitro get into the profile beta?
Since the only person that I've found with the beta profile set is Discord staff and a bunch of non nitro people in the beta. 
vestal jasper
no beta on the live client, but I don't use canary or ptb
swift root
Actually properly rolling out a feature to the people who will get it? Not discords way
ashen cliff
As expected.
potent fossil
yea i didnt get it
ashen cliff
In my 2000 profile search (my mouse will never forgive), the only one: https://posili.me/i/2021-05-27_18-22-39.png
warm anchor
not yet
ashen cliff
Legit, who TF adds ONLY people without Nitro into the NITRO ONLY beta?
I get it you want to sell Nitro. But BRO.
warm anchor
well people who already paid
aint gonig to pay again
its like dropping free candy to kids
and then taken it away so they will go cry at their parent to buy
potent fossil
i already see people using this for the stupidest shit ever
thanks discord for ruining my life (again)
ashen cliff
Like giving crack to a baby.
warm anchor
its gonna be like Steam profile artwork @potent fossil
potent fossil
warm anchor
probably can do something similar to this? https://yrael.dota.community/
worthy geode
thats one clean steam profile
warm anchor
no you dont have it
warm anchor
coz you cant change it yet
potent fossil
wat
warm anchor
we aint friend! let's fix that!!
potent fossil
ok do it!
warm anchor
_Like giving crack to a baby._
the furry meme is stronk 
ripe sphinx
I love how someone asks if that's a discord dev despite the hammer and chisel being front and center
twin lagoon
quasi valley
that just means they're a communist, duh
potent fossil
etern level 365 ๐ณ
twin lagoon
@warm anchor 
magic river
I suddenly got an all hands meeting scheduled for 30 minutes after the invite went out and the only thing for the meeting description is "important"
warm anchor
<@!177150983258767360> <:AYAYA:802527009837678592>
cosmic nova
coz you cant change it yet
ripe sphinx
but no one with nitro is in the beta
ashen cliff
I think that was the point here.
ripe sphinx
(that anyone's found at least)
left swift
Is that nitro only?
left swift
Lol
magic river
phew, I'm not fired, they just fired a bunch of people (I don't think anyone from my team?) and wanted to tell everyone
Sudden meeting with an ominous title sounds like "we're out of business" not "we fired less than 5% of our employees and thought you should know"
ashen cliff
The fear tactic.
warm anchor
phew, I'm not fired, they just fired a bunch of people (I don't think anyone fro...
nice I was gonna say something but was scared if they actaully sacking you lol
left swift
The corporate ego check
magic river
And I suddenly have another meeting with my department head right after this
Maybe we did lose someone
ripe sphinx
re: profile customization, I wonder if Nitro Classic gets it, or if they force full nitro for it, because that's kinda dumb
waxen panther
probably full only
left swift
Thinking of all the poki profile banner options I can use soon
waxen panther
classic is supposed to be chat stuff only now afaik
ashen cliff
I hope they add an option to disable it. ๐
ripe sphinx
rip...
ah well, 5 bucks for emotes everywhere is fine ig. sure as hell am not paying 10/mo unless it gets significantly more than a banner and boosts
fallen oracle
You get bigger text messages
fallen oracle
That looks like a bong
vernal moth
It's a hookah...
untold copper
bad
quasi valley
shisha 
ashen cliff
ล iลกa bre.
quasi valley
so 10/10
left swift
We found where mini gonna hideout when 1.17 drops
ashen cliff
In a ditch?
vernal moth
tobacco bong
Pretty much ๐
But this place is pretty much my second living room
And I haven't seen the peeps here for 7 months
Owner saw my car and came running to greet me ^^
void void
Nargile time
magic river
I feel bad that I didn't even notice 2 people on my team being fired today
wide chasm
!ban @inner dirge Trolling
thorny flickerBOT
:raised_hands: Banned ใใฌใผ#0194 (Trolling) [1 total infraction] -- stefvanschie#7609.
left swift
Damnit i missed it
formal turret
no pls
untold copper
no thonk goob
left swift
What a way to go
magic river
Yeah we cut about 5%
frank otter
How big is your team?
lapis marlin
magic river
We just did a bunch of purchases/mergers so I guess some reduction should have been expected
My team is apparently 18 people, I didn't even realize it was that big ๐
It's kind of like 3 teams but a few people cross over from each (I float between all of them) and we have the same manager
magic river
I wouldn't know ๐
formal turret
backseat gaming
magic river
I'm usually setting up some new project for others to take over later, adding some big somewhat standalone feature to an existing project, or helping debug something
I don't do much code review or any of that
frank otter
I've heard of this 'code review' phenomenon
I'm too scared to have my code insulted
it's as fragile as my ego
untold copper
it's as fragile as my ego
same
vernal moth
I've never actually collaboratively programmed
Most of the time I work with 2 or 3 other devs and we just split tickets between us, sometimes do pair programming on them, look over each other stuff to see if it makes sense, etc
magic river
Sometimes we get really picky about things but for the most part if if passes the linters and seems to work from some light testing we just go with it
The older perl stuff gets a lot more scrutiny since Perl is a nightmare
vernal moth
Exactly how I work on hangar with machine maker for example
frank otter
I would kinda like a code review but then I have to act on feedback and if I change the code it won't really work very well
at all
hey pair programming sounds cool
isn't perl older than most people in this server
vernal moth
We don't do proper reviews of code, I just fly over other commits and see if I see anything stupid
So is java?
frank otter
yeah, but which one aged better
I've never actually done any perl I've just heard a lot of bad things about it
magic river
I've kind of done pair programming, usually that's us having a meeting about some issue and one of the others ends up sharing their screen to show code while talking about it and then we talk a bit until it's either fixed or we are confident we know what is needed to fix it
upbeat falconBOT
Requested by Amaranth#2954 - when was perl created - result 1 of 9
magic river
Perl is a year younger than me
frank otter
is it a bad language
magic river
Yes
The only ones worse are the ones that are designed to be bad
I'm not sure if I'd call it better or worse than COBOL, they're close
COBOL is verbose but straightforward, Perl is way too terse
mental meadow
so what launcher is currently recommended now that MultiMC is shit?
magic river
multimc is shit?
vernal moth
Cobol is annoying cause you need to be extremly careful to not have your data leak to other fields
Cause everything has a fixed length
Even strings
magic river
Microsoft accounts are a thing now?
frank otter
I still use multimc
mental meadow
newly created minecraft accounts are MSA, since like the beginning of the year
frank otter
I think they're gonna add ms accs but idk, and I seem to still be a mojang acc
can they add ms auth at all?
vernal moth
MSA has been a thing for 7+ moths, there are millions of MSAs for mc
untold copper
good thing i dont have one of those i guess
vernal moth
And yes they can, I personally wrote documentation for it
mental meadow
if they can't add that in over 7 months then idk either
frank otter
see they say that youll be told to update in the vanilla launcher
what happens if you don't use said launcher
as of March 21st they still don't support ms
no
March 14th
vernal moth
see they say that youll be told to update in the vanilla launcher
You also see the button on the website and you get an email
Actually not sure if email will be there for everybody
magic river
vernal moth
Multimc dev hates microsoft
magic river
multimc dev is the Mojang employee working on the transition?
untold copper
It's def not a finished product tho, lmao
epic, i get to bug you more for no reason
๐
vernal moth
And like, nothing is stopping multimc from adding MSA right now
And he knows about the rollout timeline even better than I do so like....
formal turret
there's gdlauncher too, not sure how it compares to multimc though
i think it supports msa accounts
mental meadow
whats your launcher written in
vernal moth
JavaFX
formal turret
yea i just use the vanilla launcher
vernal moth
It's a fork
quasi valley
it takes so long to login when starting up with a MS account tho :< makes me cry when I play Dungeons
3 up to 15 seconds even
untold copper
there's gdlauncher too, not sure how it compares to multimc though
trash
worthy geode
the "new" vanilla launcher is pretty good imo
mental meadow
nice
untold copper
which new vanilla launcher
frank otter
3 up to 15 seconds even
this would be fast for me
untold copper
worthy geode
yeah this one
worthy geode
has multi accounts, has multiple instances, has JVM options. don't really need more
vernal moth
Skin switcher too
untold copper
its ok i guess
vernal moth
With skin gallery
worthy geode
And you can have one .minecraft dir per installation, thats also nice
vernal moth
And integrated changelogs, way better than the stupid website
frank otter
the Minecraft vanilla launcher?
vernal moth
Yes
mental meadow
yes
frank otter
wow
vernal moth
It's been on aur for a while
frank otter
I don't think I've ever vanilla launchered on arch
untold copper
multimc 4 eva
worthy geode
the one before the current one was pretty bad
vernal moth
multimc 4 eva
I'll remind you of that once you switch to smth else because you migrated your account
left swift
Twenty one pilots album is so good
frank otter
Is there a deadline to migrate accs
vernal moth
I have seen plenty ppl move this week cause MSA ^^
worthy geode
are they really gonna delete accounts that don't migrate? I can imagine a lot of people having MC accounts and not actively using them
vernal moth
Not delete, lock
worthy geode
ah that makes more sense
vernal moth
Not usable until you migrate, and most likely have to go thru support
Else Deadline makes no sense
formal turret
inb4 you have to have kept your receipt around for them to unlock the account
vernal moth
That's one of the ways to prove ownership, yes
worthy geode
yeah the wording in the first announcement sounded a bit like "delete", which would be really bad. Especially as probably a lot of people bought their account 10+ years ago and don't have the receipt any more (or even the same email)
formal turret
yup, i'll have to make sure to migrate otherwise i'll be buying a new account I guess
vernal moth
It's really not mojangs problem tho
It's in your best interest to migrate asap anyways
As it's way more secure
And a bird told me migration is quite easy
worthy geode
Yeah, but a lot of people own Minecraft, but how many people actively play it? not that many, and they might miss the migration period
if its just locking them out and telling them "please migrate" if they log in - like a lot of other games do it - thats probably fine
vernal moth
Well, define own ^^
untold copper
i own minecraft now, can confirm self-esteem goes up by 600%
formal turret
is it open for everyone yet? or are they still only doing it for groups of people
vernal moth
And they can prove their ownership to support later
magic river
Can you have multiple MC accounts on one email yet?
vernal moth
Migration noffically hasn't started, no
No that's not possible
One Minecraft one MSA
magic river
So my old account that never even made it to Mojang (so can't be used anymore) is still just gone
worthy geode
And they can prove their ownership to support later
if they still have their receipt or atleast the same email. assuming a lot of people created their account when they were like 12, I doubt that many people still have all of that
vernal moth
So my old account that never even made it to Mojang (so can't be used anymore) i...
If you can't prove ownership yes
magic river
I can prove ownership but I have nothing to transfer it to
ashen cliff
Time to make a bunch of accounts.
I don't understand why they don't allow multiple game accounts per MS account.
left swift
Hi bluely
untold copper
you guys have alts?
limpid comet
many
untold copper
...
ashen cliff
Way too many.
left swift
I have 32
ashen cliff
Can't be testing stuff with just 1.
untold copper
cAn I hAvE 1??/??
left swift
I use mine to keep myself company
left swift
Ew
ashen cliff
I use offline mode to spawn 300 clones of myself just to have around.
left swift
Like sleeping with a weighted blanket
void void
Sadge, 1 ms account per alt, 10000 ms accounts ๐ฆ
turbid oar
Offline mode is crap
vernal moth
Offline mode is food for literal offline usage, or for automated load tests, we do that at dyescape rn. Have 300 bots do the tutorial and hope the server doesn't crash and burn
turbid oar
๐
mellow mulch
do you know a good repo for that mini
turbid oar
Oh hey
turbid oar
mellow mulch
also u need offline mode for bungee 
turbid oar
Sadly yes
golden gust
I mean, technically, no
turbid oar
Bungeecord jar is set to online mode but other servers u have to set offline mode
mellow mulch
bungee subservers not need offline mode?
golden gust
basically
turbid oar
...
wispy blade
took me a while to figure that out :p
golden gust
No reason that you couldn't make bungee mode flip the same flag internally
that option does not need to exist for bungee mode to work
turbid oar
Eh not me
vernal moth
We use lambda attack @mellow mulch
mellow mulch
thanks
golden gust
But, there ar epeople who run the server on school networks or fire up a server when the internets out, etc
turbid oar
Lol
golden gust
What I used to do when I lived with my birth givers and the internet was out was we'd just get some modded servers up and running
frank otter
I live with my birth givers and me n my friends get modded servers running over holidays and suchlike
limber knotBOT
at hypixel we do a modded playthrough with a big group of us every 6 months or so
bring in tons of friends from other groups too
good fun
vernal moth
I can't remember the last time I played Minecraft
(i don't count testing paper stuff as playing)
Has to be half a decade at least
Then again, I never had much fun with the sandbox part of the game
It was always the code that kept me here
wispy blade
started playing stoneblock 2 recently
but apparently FTB isn't active on Curse anymore
ashen cliff
I wonder why.
supple briar
Can anybody suggest a chat plugin with hex and hover feature ^^
formal turret
the classic made their own launcher and put their content on there instead
wispy blade
I wonder why.
i know why, but still
and yes it told me they have their own launcher now
ashen cliff
They had their own launcher since forever.
formal turret
oh, yea I guess they do
ancient bolt
Yeah Minecraft isn't really my jam anymore
Any time I log in to test things I'm like "wtf is all this new stuff"
I do think it could be for to play for a while with some friends but idk
left swift
Would you say its your jelly
ancient bolt
Maybe we'll do a big paper Minecraft live stream some day lol
ripe sphinx
O.o
formal turret
played vanilla for too many years so i can only play modded anymore
ancient bolt
It's in your best interest to migrate asap anyways
I'll get an email when it's time to migrate right? Haven't heard anything
golden gust
god knows, I'd hope so, if not am sure it'll be the talk of the town
magic river
Trying to remember the name of this old youtube series, was pretending it was a real vlog, think it had girl in the title
lonelygirl15, writing that sentence gave me the key 'vlog' search term
ancient bolt
is that the one where she's telling the story of pride and prejudice or something. idk heard about something like that recently
magic river
No, it starts off as this random girl's vlog diary then she starts talking about some cult taking over her town or something
ancient bolt
lol
magic river
After people figured out it was fake they started shooting multiple perspectives instead of just her talking in her bedroom
fallen oracle
Install it on SSD / NVME and increase the max heap maybe?
grand nebula
Install it on SSD / NVME and increase the max heap maybe?
I use an ssd, and I gave it 10gb ram
I have 32gb
left swift
I look at a joke everytime I go in the bathroom
formal turret
the mirror?
left swift
Yes
grand nebula
Is 10gb ram not enough? With an ssd also??
golden gust
Like, it maintains a lot of stuff in memory in the favour of being fast
that's only a small picture of the story
grand nebula
When I type it takes like 4 seconds for the code to come up on the screen. I'm just gonna switch to vs code
left swift
Yikes bro
grand nebula
what?
left swift
Not u
grand nebula
what?
smh fine I'll try eclipse ๐คฆ
Let me try to use vscode first
I love vs code since I use it for javascript/web dev
mhm
You mean Intellisense?
golden gust
yes if you install the correct plugins
it's just not as great as IJs as it doesn't have the OTT caching in place
grand nebula
it's just not as great as IJs as it doesn't have the OTT caching in place
What is OTT?
golden gust
over the top
grand nebula
What does that mean?
golden gust
IJ literally stores the entire graph of the project in ram
i.e. info about all the classes, all the methods, etc
grand nebula
mhm and what does that let you do?
golden gust
that's why it's so fast at recommending stuff, when your machine ain't crapping it
grand nebula
vs code does that too..
and significantly faster than vs code ever has for me
I don't have a single positive thing to say about intellij
golden gust
I find VS code to be much slower than IJ
grand nebula
It runs lightning fast for me ๐คท
ripe sphinx
VS Code is an electron app. Need I say more
golden gust
But, I do allocate a good chunk of memory to IJ because of the # of projects and size of them I have open
grand nebula
VS Code is an electron app. Need I say more
Vs code is an electron app that I have used to work on projects that had 4gb of code, and it was still faster then Intellij
formal turret
lol i've only got 4gb of ram dedicated to intellij and it's plenty fast for me
grand nebula
which, btw, I'm opening an 11kb project in Intellij
formal turret
and most of my projects are on an HDD too...
grand nebula
๐คท
golden gust
Well, if your project is that huge you're gonna have issues with IJ if you don't allocate a fuckton of memory for it
as said, it literally caches a metric fuckton of info about the project in memory
I've yet to come across an IDE which even comes close to IJs performance, but, do admit IJ eats a good chunk of resources to be able to do that
formal turret
i guess this is a real classic line, but did you try restarting it or your PC?
I will admit i've had intellij be incredibly slow before
ripe sphinx
I will say IJ's completions with languages that do...wierd things like kotlin or js is super slow compared to java
formal turret
but restarting fixed it every time for me
grand nebula
Well, if your project is that huge you're gonna have issues with IJ if you don't...
Intellij: Lags with 11kb (Killobytes) of code
VS Code: zero lag with 4gb (gigobytes) of code
golden gust
only time I've had any real slowdowns is on slower hardware or when I've hit the memory buffer
VS code does a lot less stuff than IJ
So, yea, no shit
worn ember
Notepad only needs 5kb
grand nebula
lol
golden gust
dare I ask, hardware?
magic river
Xeon from 12 years ago but a fuckload of RAM ๐
worn ember
Hardware specifications: potato
magic river
That's what the last person I tried to help with IDEA performance had
grand nebula
dare I ask, hardware?
Dual GPU, 32gb ram, ssd, Intel i7 CPU @ 2.9ghz
magic river
Installing a lot less plugins makes a difference too
That's a big reason why WebStorm is faster for JS/TS projects vs IDEA
grand nebula
I don't use any plugins except the Minecraft Development and Minecraft NBT plugin thing
worn ember
Other than the occasional memory leaks i don't have issues with intellij
golden gust
that really provides little info
grand nebula
Other than that, it's a clean install of Intellij
golden gust
But, that screams old CPU
formal turret
which generation of i7 intel?
golden gust
There are i7's going back to 2008
wispy blade
x d
worn ember
No bully
magic river
I think the only thing I've changed in there that would help performance is using 4GB of RAM
grand nebula
8 x Intel Core i7-7820HQ CPU @ 2.90GHz
magic river
Otherwise I installed a bunch of plugins and turned on a bunch of inspections which would make it slower
And it's still usually fine
Try invalidating caches
worn ember
I had intellij use 6.5gb ram with 1 project open
grand nebula
8 x Intel Core i7-7820HQ CPU @ 2.90GHz
@formal turret
ripe sphinx
nope.
nova plume
no
formal turret
lol because intellij is basically the gold standard?
wispy blade
HQ says enough
magic river
Eclipse is usually even slower and I'm apparently not smart enough to figure out how to use it anyway
ripe sphinx
IJ has 10x better completions, better tooling, is modern, and has sane keybinds
wispy blade
IJ also has theming that doesnt require you to import files for no reason
worn ember
Just use what you want kek just don't bitch when shit don't work
golden gust
I just had so many stupid issues with eclipse in the past and I missed the speed of IJs completions
wispy blade
was forced to use javaeditor again today PepeHands
magic river
Eclipse probably makes a lot of sense if you write Eclipse or plugins for it but otherwise it's often inscrutable
Like, almost as bad as vim and emacs
wispy blade
watch out the vim users are going to ree
worn ember
Funny how no one has defended netbeans yet
golden gust
1...2...3...4...5...6...7... oh!
magic river
I think VSCode has more features than NetBeans ๐
worn ember
Netbeans is weird
golden gust
hardly counted to 2 in IJ
worn ember
I used it for my xaml class
magic river
It's notepad++ with maven integration
formal turret
worn ember
Unlimited* you mean
unkempt drift
just download more RAM if you are running out
golden gust
JVM will often sooner shit itself than actually use the memory they're supposidly selling you
It's not unlimited
they set the Xmx and boost it if you can prove you need more
But, the JVM is often configured so it won't even use that ram and would sooner stall at the hands of their weak CPUs instead
worn ember
I need it for my ram blockchain
golden gust
MCPH is well known for being a trash tier host in the community
Just, they managed to make a brand for themselves and people sink into it because it's not a cheapo host
worn ember
CPU stuff
worn ember
Servers don't have a gpu
magic river
The CPU manages the RAM, mostly ๐
warm anchor
@void void https://mrpoohosting.com/index.php
warm anchor
MCPH is well known for being a trash tier host in the community
The unlimited RAM isnt unlimited
worn ember
No shit
warm anchor
I'd rather suggest pebble than MCPH. that's how bad they are
wispy blade
The CPU manages the RAM, mostly ๐
among other things lol
worn ember
CPU just exists to eat power
warm anchor
They are both shit tier but at least one is cheaper
wispy blade
yum
warm anchor
ded what you exist for then???
wispy blade
my ryzen 7 just chillin
worn ember
To consume your sanity
worn ember
Why does your room have a dark corner? Are you too lazy to change the lightbulb?
formal turret
the fx-6300 sucks the light away
worn ember
I need answers
warm anchor
bloomhost, dedicatedmc.io, extraVM for shared host
They are the only hosting companies that allows aikar's flag with equal xmx and xms by default
trash
left swift
F
wispy blade
the fx-6300 sucks the light away
that and my desk light just doesnt reach everywhere
golden gust
the fx-6300 sucks the light away
I didn't know you was invested in green heating
worn ember
Gotta love those hosts that don't even put their hardware specs on their website
wispy blade
i'm surprised my pc didnt burst into flames before i upgraded tbh
warm anchor
any hosting site that does not use aikar's flag by default is automatically trash tier. They are cheap because they put you on shit hardware and/or oversell
golden gust
room too cold? fire up folding@home
heating your room AND doing good for the world at the same time!
golden gust
.flags
limber knotBOT
Optimized & Recommended JVM Startup Flags: https://mcflags.emc.gs
worn ember
warm anchor
your face outdated ded
twin lagoon
@warm anchor
worn ember
Ur mom
warm anchor
<@!177150983258767360> <:AYAYA:802527009837678592>
NO SLEEP michael??
worn ember
Lmao
golden gust
Well, I can only offer you 3, but, you know
left swift
Underage
worn ember
wispy blade
pls dont i have hemorrhoids
warm anchor
sir SuckMyfoot is like 12
left swift
Run cat run
worn ember
pls dont i have hemorrhoids
Is that a type of fish?
left swift
It's only illegal if ur not rich and a white male
worn ember
Ohnonono
warm anchor
you can friend with snoopa. He too is also 12
wispy blade
Is that a type of fish?
it's the blood vessels in your anus
worn ember
That's nice. Gotta keep those cheeps clapping somehow
unkempt drift
who misses oskar ๐ฆ
worn ember
Lmao
wispy blade
who
left swift
Oskar is already back mm
unkempt drift
oh wait rly?
left swift
Yes unfortunately
warm anchor
who misses oskar ๐ฆ
Oskar part 3 coming???
wispy blade
YOOOO
golden gust
So, in training school, we had a lecturer who was doing the electrical maintanence course which was really just about PAT testing and "how to wire a motor" and shit
left swift
Plot twist is this guy is oskar
wispy blade
^
golden gust
and, basically, well, first time we attended his class, he basically had us all hobble around him as he introduced us, and was like, "so, I have hemmeroids, you might see my applying cream to it now and then but that's all it is"
and am there tryna hold my laughter in and the rest of the room is just confused
worn ember
Wtf
left swift
Huh
golden gust
shop floor jokes
worn ember
Why does your teacher apply cream to his fish?
left swift
I dont want to buy any floor jokes right now cat
golden gust
Like, anybody who works on a shop floor for long enough generally has the same mundane form of humour
he doesn't, it's a joke
worn ember
golden gust
I lived with a nigerian for a year or two
worn ember
Here we go again cx
golden gust
That's like, you know, just a typical night in with a few joints and a scary movie
ashen cliff
At least that explains why you always shit the bed Cat.
wispy blade
golden gust
theres a bunch of eyes floating in the air
You turn the lights on and it's like, "oh, shit, there you are kess"
wispy blade
sounds like some of my dreams
worn ember
Really floor gang jokes cat
wispy blade
floor gang.
left swift
Floor jokes blow (sponsored by roof gang)
ashen cliff
it'll change your whole sense of humour
Yeah, I see that stone brick.
worn ember
Freeloader
left swift
Dont work just marry rich
wispy blade
only in year 4 of secondary school so w/e
worn ember
Just marry the state
golden gust
What's fun is the elecrical fail compilations
What's even more fun is that the US leaves most of their infra floating in the air so they produce a good amount of content
warm anchor
BRO
left swift
BRO
warm anchor
OUR POLE IS MADE OUT OF WOODS
ashen cliff
It's fun when you can't use your hand for a whole week after you decide to touch 380V with it.
Good bro.
WOOD POLE GOOD!
worn ember
Yes wood non conductive. Big brain
left swift
My wood is made out of steel
ashen cliff
Should get that checked out by a doctor bro.
worn ember
So if it freezes your tongue gets stuck on it?
left swift
You want to test
worn ember
No u
wispy blade
blue steel? Pog
worn ember
I don't like where this is going
worn ember
Well thanks for killing chat ig
wispy blade
it clips so bad LOL
worn ember
Not much there ๐
wispy blade
under there
wispy blade
javadocs ๐คฎ
mozilla docs ๐
ashen cliff
How Discord works: https://posili.me/i/2021-05-28_00-35-01.png?Bruh.
wispy blade
examples + explanation >>>> basic method description
worn ember
Occasionally
wispy blade
only on tuesdays
worn ember
Just switch over to better chatโข๏ธ
wispy blade
to betterdiscord /s
wispy blade
duuuude
we should totally have discord sync to mc chat
it wouldnt even be that hard to implement
worn ember
Already been done thousands of times lol
waxen panther
wow!
worn ember
๐ I'm proud of you. Very good
limber knotBOT
if only there was a superior chat platform not ran by some platform which is desperatly tryna grab cash from people all the while having very little to sell due to the simple concepts of chat, the fact that chat is chat, their most important "special" features being provided by a 3rd party, and generally being stupid/incompetent
permissions enforced by the client, woooo
worn ember
Did you really switch to irc for that
golden gust
Yes
worn ember
Lmao
ashen cliff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JURuRKvIQbM
Here you go bro, random video just for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiyfgL19DFs
waxen panther
yes
golden gust
it's a massive money pit
worn ember
Nitro
golden gust
that's part of the issue
how do you monetise chat?
Your usage on discord
your app usage as they collect that
worn ember
By selling features. Duh
golden gust
Like, they can see when you're playing games, etc
ashen cliff
golden gust
but, right now, it's primary funding is from investors
ashen cliff
I ask myself daily.
golden gust
and, those VC funds are gonna dry up eventually
left swift
Now
worn ember
In 5
worn ember
worn ember
Mana shop is now open
left swift
Papermc mumble server when cat
golden gust
discord showed the pros of tryna collect gamers on one app
and it worked
But, making cash from it is pretty hard
they pulled out of stickers
the boost stuff works but is heavily a ploy
worn ember
Imo community owners who promote a commercial product through discord should pay a fee
left swift
They should just charge for servers since there is the friends and direct message/group chat system imo 
worn ember
That's one way to get money
golden gust
discord doesn't let you use their service for commercial stuff
only around commercial stuff
worn ember
Tf you mean. It's literally the same thing
golden gust
you're not allowed to use the platform to be like, "BUY MY PRODUCT" afaik
worn ember
If you join their discord you probably already own the product
upper flicker
$3
peak ginkgo
upper flicker
pls someone
worn ember
Wow fuck you too foot fetishist
golden gust
literally the only person who thinks that but k
peak ginkgo
Wow fuck you too foot fetishist
LOL
worn ember
I'll whip him if he doesn't do 5 patches a day
worn ember
Lmao which fate would you prefer
worn ember
I'm sure cat is into whipping
worn ember
golden gust
PETA is a shill corp
worn ember
I get tormented every day. Where's my ad PETA???
wispy blade
^^^^^^^^^
golden gust
Did you know that they kill 95% of animals they get their hands on?
vernal moth
Peta is extremist, but there is truth in some things they say
golden gust
they literally kidnapped somebodies dog and murdered it
worn ember
Lmao
golden gust
Yea, but it's often over-exagerated to all shit
worn ember
Why not
golden gust
Because owning animals is literall ythe worse thing ever
unkempt drift
NO MORE SAYING "Kill two birds with one stone"
wispy blade
KEKW
golden gust
they started equating sayings like that to racism
unkempt drift
also, no more "Bring home the bacon"
vernal moth
My sister is a sea shepherd fan ^^
worn ember
Beef gang
vernal moth
It's also ecologically the worst meat
It's not wrong to eat it
But you should know that
golden gust
But, much of their material is often years old and perpetuated to all shit
vernal moth
How so ded?
worn ember
Hur dur beef uses 3000liter of water. Yes 2900 from rainwater
worn ember
Lemme pull up a vid
vernal moth
Not watching a vid rn, lol
worn ember
Well basically it shows how they misuse the statistics to make beef look horrible
vernal moth
Iirc one kg of meat is like 50kg of co2
worn ember
Yeah which comes from the grass they eat which absorbs it from the air
worn ember
Cuz they don't eat grass
worn ember
:)
vernal moth
Again, am not saying that everybody should stop eating beef, and I certainly won't, but it's important to know the impact
wispy blade
i do choose vegetarian options sometimes
worn ember
The impact is severely overstated. If 100% of Americans stopped eating meat pollution would go down by 2.8%
wispy blade
but i love my meat :)
golden gust
a lot of what animals do is a closed cycle
worn ember
Stop using fossil fuels if you want to have actual impact
golden gust
one of the most touted studies for this dismissed a lot of the environmental factors for plant based diets and horrifically compared them
the author noted that but people still tout his research on raw figures
worn ember
Exactly. People don't understand that it's a closed loop for animals
floral mesa
stop driving in general and get a bike
vernal moth
Humans broke that loop long ago, lmao
floral mesa
that will surely work
vernal moth
We are burning down the amazonas to have more space for cattle
Can't see a closed loop there, lmao
wispy blade
<- lives in bike country
golden gust
which is not a typical cattle having thing
floral mesa
im in the US, where there is more is most likely more guns and cars per person
or close to it
golden gust
the meat production in developed contries is far more efficent vs places like that
vernal moth
For beef it's mostly about the methane anyways
golden gust
which is a cycle
vernal moth
Out beef populations are just way too large for earth to handle
Yes it is to some degree
But we blew it out of proportion
golden gust
The number of animals has gone down over the years
wispy blade
our
beefpopulations are just way too large for earth to handle
FTFY
vernal moth
Overpopulation is a myth rn, there is enough space on earth to feed everyone
worn ember
80% of the food for cattle is from food waste Wich humans can't even eat anyway
Where would you go with that?
floral mesa
plus the places that is suffering from population explosions is mainly developing nations.
in developed nations, the birthrate is declining
golden gust
biggest factor is efficiency
Over in the developed nations we have the capacity to control the population and ensure that stuff is stored, distributed efficently
worn ember
Well nature has a saying: you either strive for immortality or you strive to reproduce as fast as possible
golden gust
You'd do more to curtail your waste food than you would to cut out eating beef, etc
worn ember
Most wasted food are vegetables anyway
vernal moth
If nature could speak I am not sure that's what she would say ded, lmao
worn ember
That's literally how it works tho. If you can't achieve long life you reproduce
If you can. You reproduce less
Cuz it's short
worn ember
Shut up cat ur brain is a pudding
golden gust
true, but, still
wispy blade
cat has cat brain
golden gust
You know, I have feelings, somewhere
wispy blade
๐ณ๏ธโ๐
vernal moth
Am way too drunk to from a coherent train of thought
wispy blade
LETS GO
worn ember
You know, I have feelings, somewhere
vernal moth
We should continue this discussion when I wake up again, lmao
wispy blade
MiniDrunkard
vernal moth
But basically, Peta bad, eating tons of meat mindlessly also kinda bad
foggy veldt
I remember seeing somewhere that paper is working with Mojang on improving native server performance, is that fact or fiction?
vernal moth
C'mon cat, give me a break, first day Bars opened proper
golden gust
I hope you kick a bomb
worn ember
I remember seeing somewhere that paper is working with Mojang on improving nativ...
Fiction. They communicate with Mojang but nothing more
wispy blade
kicking a bomb sounds fun ngl
vernal moth
I remember seeing somewhere that paper is working with Mojang on improving nativ...
Yes we talk to Mojang on various topics, no there will not be magic
golden gust
I'm mean to all my friemds
wispy blade
same
vernal moth
Cat is just angry that his bombs are nothing more than paper weights
worn ember
Bri ish?
golden gust
worn ember
Well we got the Brits out of the EU. Now we just gotta push their island away
wispy blade
cuz my teeth suck but at least they're straight B)
worn ember
Teeth are liquid
golden gust
and the sea is soup
worn ember
Salty soup
wispy blade
speaking of soup i had lentill soup today
worn ember
Just one?
wispy blade
my mom is too good at making soup
worn ember
I had beer for dinner
wispy blade
i had soup, chicken, and beans
potatoes wouldn't fit cuz i'd already had a full bag of Lay's SUPER CHIPS DEEP Chili
worn ember
i had soup, chicken, and beans
Kaaskop
wispy blade
nothing wrong with an avg'tje
wispy blade
^ looks like one of my friends' little brother
worn ember
You like WAP? Worst appelmoes patat
worn ember
Lmao
worn ember
We make our own from our apple trees
wispy blade
yeah so do my grandparents
worn ember
We got like 50kg lmao
worn ember
Freezers packed for the entire year
wispy blade
what kinda apples tho
worn ember
Coffee is for weak human beings who can't get their asses out of the ditch
wispy blade
water ๐ช
worn ember
But that's my opinion
worn ember
Some water is better than other tho
worn ember
Ah yes. Drink that CO2 you exhale
worn ember
A bottle of CO2? I'm quite sure that would make you sleepy
worn ember
I prefer no bubbles
worn ember
Bottled water tbh. Too much chlorine in the tap water to my liking
worn ember
That's whatcha get for pumping up the entire sea
Is that even the south? I don't remember
worn ember
Close enough
Fucking hell. I've had 4 different cramps in my foot this evening
Just sleep or leave me alone
wispy blade
man i feel like cutting up a boiled egg and putting it on a sandwich with some salt and pepper
twin lagoon
what's the reason why minecraft uses all of your cpu on server start
wispy blade
it's minecraft
twin lagoon
i forgot the actual reason
worn ember
Multithreading
waxen panther
gotta check they're all working :)
twin lagoon
brocc 
worn ember
People been complaining mc doesn't use their full CPU and when it does they also complaining smh
waxen panther
michael xoxoxoxo
worn ember
World load seems to be the main reason. But I'm just ded what do I know
wispy blade
man i feel like cutting up a boiled egg and putting it on a sandwich with some s...
ugh the midnight munchies
they're real
and i'll get yelled at if i go downstairs :)
worn ember
I have 4 pizza boxes with left over pizza in the fridge
wispy blade
gib
worn ember
No. It's my lunch tomorrow