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i mean i had a situation like that at one point
my mom was convinced my identity was going to get stolen
and there was nothing that could be said to change that
what
🤷♂️
or actually, i think I was trying to use her ID because I wasn't old enough
good thing is, i only have to verify my age once, riiiigghtttt
which is more understandable to be sus of
grats
epico
anyone knows of a screen mirror or similar application which would let me control a phone through usb
Vysor does but it's kinda buggy on jelly bean
thats odd
right now I am just sending input events through adb but it's a true pain in the ass
something more visual would help
hm... Well one more than before.
Can't wait for the moon
Imagine Mars Rover but all Data, all Sensors all Software is open source
👀
Part of it actually is
the moon isn't a planet tho so it wouldn't count
I think the software for the drone is
I'll try it out, thank you
But how epic would it be for everyone to be able to just use the sensor data
Like imagine just asking an API on another planet what the current temperature is
then we just rename it to "Huge piece of rock in space"
And I mean, there is https://github.com/nasa-jpl/open-source-rover
"celestial objects running curl" ftw
You would absolutely cache that back on earth and run it here
yeah
👀
i wanna play mc on that rover. How much ping would there be? 
why did it send a sticker
it's something like 720k seconds per direction
720k from earth to mars, 720k back
or ms
dont remember
NASA missions are cancelled for the foreseeable future, the rover is being ddos’d for the 326th day in a row
time to increase my timeout
imagine setting up load balancing onto multiple rovers on mars
yeah ok my bad, it's 720,000 ms both ways. so 24 minute round trip
not terrible considering its literally planet to fucking planet
definitely not that low
Radio waves are the speed of light.
mark rober explains it in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH2tKigOPBU&lc=Ugxl21-qto5dazonmX14AaABAg.9Jq-Z1bo6Eb9JrD_5BKhtK
This will be cooler than the Super Bowl. Thanks to Bill and Melinda Gates for partnering with me on this video. Read the 2021 Annual Letter, here: http://gatesnot.es/3cfnMF6
Watch the live stream- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm0b_ijaYMQ&ab_channel=NASA
Main rover landing page- https://mars.nasa.gov/mars2020/
Cool rover interactive animation...
oh ok
I had worse ping before 
approx 12 there, 12 back
or 24 there and instantly back
- processing time i guess
we would never know
lol
The earth mars distance varies greatly tho
Only every two years we have a closeish encounter ai think
that too
Yup, it'll be variable ping depending on the time of year
So the proper thing to say is right now it's approximately a 24 minute round trip
I should try adding console colors into the gui. Time to wait for paper to compile for 2 hours.
hm do you think you can get this badge by contributing now?
maybe they will run apt upgrade
That's actually fucking awesome
That’s pretty cool
I guess I should just accept that this is gonna have long test names
No. Except if they update the software and announce it.
just wait till you start unrolling Spock tests, demon 
Proximyst 
I'm trying rly hard to keep my test names clean
:seemsgood:
just make them all like pastebin slugs to text files that have detailed descriptions

uwu
mfw I can't at all write code blocks on android cause the app just crashes due to literally any useful character
ok proxi we can do this together
write the code and I'll send it in a block
you can replace the : with like ; if you want or even <colon> and i'll fill it out

hm i just prepared everything for console colors in the gui, but now i kinda have to figure out how to properly replace color codes
because it works with fontcolor and not a color prefix
That was weird as hell
Both my internet service AND cell service went offline for about 15 minutes at the exact same time and then both came back at the exact same time
guess they have shared resources :p
dum
That's why i have different providers for internet and phone
I...do too.
Unless Verizon (mobile) and Xfinity (internet) have merged and I didn't notice
I don't think that happened though
Good thing it was only around 15-20 minutes though, I guess
Xfinity Mobile is available exclusively to Comcast subscribers. The wireless service relies on Verizon’s network
Unless you have some other Xfinity or something.
Xfinity is my internet provider, I don't subscribe to Xfinity Mobile
Verizon is my mobile provider, yes, but Xfinity Internet != Xfinity Mobile
Yeah, wasn't sure how that works there.
Very awkward naming there
But since Verizon also went down, I would assume Xfinity Mobile did as well
You'd imagine that if they had Xfinity Mobile, they'd also have Xfinity Cable or something.
Not just Xfinity
They do
They have Xfinity Internet, TV, and Mobile
(I just learned about Mobile today, thanks to a google search)
My setup at home atm is:
TV: Xfinity TV
Internet: Xfinity Internet
Mobile: Verizon
.legacy
Downloads page, scroll all the way to the bottom, click legacy
Read the warning before downloading too.
If you ask for support you will be turned away
simple will take you and turn you around
This build is purely for accessibility. By clicking the download button, you acknowledge that no support will be provided whatsoever.
||https://papermc.io/api/v2/projects/paper/versions/1.12.2/builds/1618/downloads/paper-1.12.2-1618.jar||
Resident turn arounder, that's me
Its working tho right?
^
yes
Potentially.
Ok
It may have issues in there that paper will not fix
ah i c
Working, but can have some known exploits and some perf improvements that could be done.
It was working in the past, if it works now no one knows and no one cares
it probably does but yea
Better find a supported fork, if you can.
I don't know of any real (i.e. not mcm) forks that support it
good news: I got vaccinated today
bad news: not for covid 😦
@worn basin On the offchance you don't know about it, if you just want to support 1.12 players then I recommend running the latest paper and installing the ViaVersion and ViaBackwards plugins and you will be able to have older versions connect
But otherwise, glhf
Via. 
Is there another better option I don't know about?
diphteria/tetanus/pertussis in one arm, TBE in the other, so that both arms hurt equally much 😄
ProtocolSupport. So they are forced to use the latest version.
No krusic is just salty because he has to maintain it
:p
If you want, I can share something with you so that you never need to worry about getting aids
(hint: it's aids)
pfft we got PrEP for that
Looks like I'm the first person to ask a question or Google might be letting me down again. 
what question?
How to boot a kernel from the FreeBSD loader.
It's a trick question because the kernel I want to load is on a USB.
And there is no USB module loaded. 
It's also amazing that randomly when you type, stuff gets send twice.
Look at this hell: https://posili.me/i/2021-04-19_23-00-58.gif
mfw
lmao my professor in his online lecture. we had an equation with common denominators, and the numerators were 9+1+1 and he goes "I promise this is not an omen for anything by the way, I'm fine right now. This is not some careful ploy to release this video in the middle of the night hoping that somebody will pick up on that. So just in case anybody was wondering, we're good here."
people pinging me in school discord like crazy
so I took minecraft server offline until they did an @everyoone to tell people to stop pinging me 
k
lol
Daily reminder: https://posili.me/i/2021-04-20_10-59-37.png
I remember reading last week or something about a HIV vaccine that was showing positive results.
Which would just be insane
Yes
@twin lagoon 

Is anyone into crypto and has tried to automate pancakeswap (buying/selling)?
you into safemoon?
Sure

What about you
Cant complain tho been holding for 1-2ish weeks

you can likely automate it with a server and bsc client
you're just interacting with a smart contract after all
Ooh thanks will try to figure this out. Im still new to all of this
bruh
safemoon went up 860 percent this week
fucking pumped shitcoin
buying 500 eur of it
is that what you forecast to go up next?
...shit..coin?
what even is crypto in 2021
all coins are shit coins 😂
gambling with slightly better predictability
so, yes, all coins
I mean idk. Bitcoin has been doing well, ethereum, etc. I'm not hugely into crypto so I would have to disagree with that to some extent. A lot of coins seem to be shitcoins though
(If there is some other meaning to "coin" that I just don't know, and BTC/ETH don't fit into that criteria, then disregard)
doing well how? they're not getting adopted and they're really fucking hard to use compared to normal currency
That's...not what I'm talking about though?
They both have value and can be exchanged for fiat easily on an exchange
Hence...
i mean id define value as more than just "how much it's worth" like you gotta consider if it's of value to society
If we're about to start a debate about the immediate liquidity and usefulness then I'm not interested
It can be converted to fiat and used that way very easily, and that was my only point
🤷♂️
There is a really weird problem going around that everyone from Norway are unable to open the Java Edition launcher. Started during the night. No other country are reporting this issue. What is this? 😬
and atm, unless you value bankrupting people, making millionaires more rich and destroying the environment they're not valuable
Crypto in 2021 is that everyone wants to get rich quick
No idea, maybe go ask Mojang
This is Paper not "My Minecraft client won't open please help" :p
Everyone investing in crypto has always just wanted to get rich quick
Idk someone argued that crypto allthough using more energy is better for environment than "regular" way of dealing with money
They are getting hit but a lot of tweets and support requests. I am not here for support, I wanted to air the topic of the problem. I am sure it will be resolved.
Just dont understand how this issue is happening technically.
I don't either because I don't know the specifics
LMAO
would def be interested if you've got any articles/etc about that? ive never really heard anything like that tbh would be an interesting read
Doge coin better for the environment 
Poor wording not more energy but a lot of energy
No i mean shit alts are not good for environment obviously
I think that argument was about bitcoin specifically not all cryptos
sources pending
I have no stake in the game of "it's not widely accepted as a form of payment" and "it's not immediately useful to society" and "it's likely used for making the rich richer" etc. All of those are true, there is no argument from me there. My only point was "hey, it has quite a lot of value (value in the sense that it can be spent at an accepting merchant or via conversion to fiat) and can be converted relatively easy on an exchange and if you play the game right you might just come out with some sort of profit" and I don't see how that, really, can be disputed
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it can't be disputed but it's just an overly simplistic way of looking at it
like sure if you ignore that much then yeah its valuable
Which, from my PoV, would be the only way I can look at it because I'm not into crypto as I said
All I know about crypto is some big name coins and the price of btc
Otherwise google is my teacher
On another note, I need lube for my fucking yoyo
It won't respond anymore
Volatility and energy usage is definitely not good but it might change in future.
Also china seems to see future in crypto so they are(?) working on digital currency based on blockchain i believe
China is actually really technologically advanced in a lot of ways that I wish the US was
They had digital currency a long time ago (fiat, though)
Amazon's store thing where you pick stuff up and go has been in China for years
(Not by Amazon)
You don't want the US to be that advanced. Since most of the politicians there don't understand half of it.
Well you've gotta question what future they see in it - like the bank of england are considering making a digital currency but you do have to question the motives beyond just what they say
I was transiting through China in 2018 and I was amazed at some of the shit in the airport
First of all, they have gacha machines that dispense shit from kid toys to fucking beer, which is not anything high tech related at all but I was amused by it
But the coolest thing was this big ass system you have to watch through when you depart your plane which sanitizes entire crowds with UV as you enter the intl terminal
walk through*
either that or are just fucking stupid
safemoon is just a pyramid scam on a scam blockchain from a scam exchange

crypto is like the only get rich quick scheme that actually works
feels like I'm doing something wrong by not throwing all my money into it
but I also can't be arsed to do enough research to figure out whether or not I'm going to lose all of it like immediately
so I'll just stay poor
the "actually works" part of that sentence is doing a fuck tonne of work there lmao
Anything stonks related can get you rich quick if done right. But also poor if done wrong. That's why they always say to use the money you're willing to lose
Adult gambling
Gambling is always for adults lol
Sure ded you believe that
I'm finally getting an RTX 3070 today! 👀
(and no, I didn't pay the insane prices =D)
Sell it for an insane price and go back to sleep.
idk, i mean safemoon I wouldn't call gambling because it was specifically designed to just make everyone rich
nah, I need the upgrade
How much did you get it for?
only the people without paper hands get quick though
~700€
(or technically 3 LTC)
runs
We got one of the AyyMD 6800 XT Midnight black cards for 666€.
well that's not team green so ¯_(ツ)_/¯
hater
nvidia cards are just straight up better (if you use windows)
geforce experience, reflex, etc
riightt
Damn sweepy got all the hot takes today
what other hot take did i have
About crypto
but which part 
All of it

ReLive,
Reflex is just Nvidia answer to AyyMD Anti-Lag.
I'm just a huge fan of nvenc ¯_(ツ)_/¯
as far as I know both of those offerings are just worse
(and gsync 👀 )
relive was definitely worse when I used it
freesync gang
Who
so whats up
At least AMD still has better video quality in most games, no ugly green artifacts in dark areas and best thing yet, smoother frame times.
ah apparently it got better with navi
A lot better.
do they let you use that stuff without signing into an account?
that's super annoying about geforce experience
Imagine having to log in to use your drivers.
weeeell
Except Betas.
Even the control panel is option now.
Since you have to install it from the MS Store.
I bet someone wrote an open source update lol
*updater
mfw discord is dum and temp bans me
For being too young?
"because im not 13"
Gotem.

lmao i mean that is the law

Did someone report u oskar
better ban him before papermc discord gets in trouble too

Elaborate
12% slippage
5% goes to holders
5% goes to liquidity / burned
combined with binance's shit
steam all over again
Binance is a scam exchange?
Heh idc either way. Just want to get the profits out just in time.
Apparently they want to make their own exchange too
Hello. Can you dockerize a windows application to run it on a linux or mac?
...wha
why not just use wine?
Because wine tastes disgusting? What's wine.
(but yes, docker can run windows)
wine is a compatiblity layer to run windows applications on linux
Is it hard to learn?
wat
When we say "windows application", if we're talking GUI i don't believe docker has the capability to expose that. If it's a windows CLI app, then ok?
that allows you to run windows app on linux
doctor what app specifically are you trying to run?
not all applications will run through wine, and there may be alternatives we can recommend you
I guess you can run a vnc server inside of docker with the app and connect to it with vnc 
I'll need to run the MYOB software next term for one of my classes, but they only offer software that works on windows. I can't use bootcamp on my mac since it's an M1 chip and windows hasn't yet offered support for that.
Try wine first lol
Its accounting software.
Open Source Software for running Windows applications on other operating systems.
Looks like it is well supported by wine
Just use wine
wine is the best emulator
no wine is not an emulator!!!!!!!!1
Okay. I'll look into it.
/s
💋 uwuwa
i like red wine
Hi sinp
How do I search what is wine without getting results about alcohol?
"wine linux"
"wine linux"
winehq
Lol for what app
wine for non alcoholics
MySQL Workbench.
LUL
what's your guys' client of choice?
https://www.thekitchn.com/non-alcoholic-wine-alternatives-22982247
Dec 16, 2020, We asked our resident wine expert to share what she drinks when she's NOT drinking wine. This is worth a read whether you're planning on
I used to use heidisql on windows but I'm using dbeaver now
the cli tool
I tried it out but it's not really an alternative to heidisql/dbeaver last I checked
runs
in what way
iirc the immediate feature it lacked was user management
It has user management for mysql at least
is that a new feature?
if it's not new then I might be thinking of something else
however I remember researching it and it was on their youtrack
It's been there for a while, I can tell you that
Idk how long "a while" is, but ever since I've used it
last time I tried datagrip was probably january
so if it's not user management it's some other critical feature that heidi/dbeaver has that datagrip doesn't
I just can't remember what unfortunately
:pepela: ok
i hate everything
have you tried turning it off and on again
Use the fix-it hammer
the OVH way ™️
It looks fire and shock resistant.
1 bang for small fix 2 bangs for big fix, 3 bangs for insurance money
Grease fire.
Did they determine what the fire was caused by
hot, probably
oof
batteries are scary

yes
also helps if you don't build your datacenter out of wood
Just put it in a shipping container.
I trust shipping containers more than I trust wood
Well, the floor was out of wood.
the burned down one wasn't in the shipping containers afaik
yeah
the containers are only offices
ah
that reminds me, I wanted to get a server in a completely different location as additional backup 👀
what do you guys think, would NZ get targeted in a nuclear war? 
I just backup my server on my nas
I mean, yes, I have my important stuff locally and on all my devices too
but still
you would think that, but crypto might soar after it
runs
mfw
then just get one in sbg and on in gvx, that's plenty
(also selling porn will be good money too 👀 )
actually, one should start printing it, be the first on the market before power comes back!
you can always make more porn tho, like I don't think porn would become a highly valuable resource
yeah no one would be able to look at it after all their shit gets emp'd
no one wants to see malnurished naked people fuck
NukeCoin, the currency of the nuclear extermination
(okay, maybe "no one" is a strong word but you know what I mean)
It's on my to-do list.
What if they made the porn IRL instead, then u wouldn't need a computer 
and then some dude just microwaves it
Something has gone seriously wrong in the Apple App Store review team. A Defold developer got their app rejected because:
"We found signs of luascript file support in the app’s bundle contents behind some form of encryption scheme."
Encryption scheme = bytecode
#Lua #gamedev
Kek
Thread
just don't support shitty platforms 
you can't just give up on >50% of your userbase
good luck if your customers want it because half of the population use it
sure you can, if no one supports it no one will use it
wat
Did Google update their apps on iOS yet?
Tell that to 1.8 ded
cuz people are still supporting it
I mean there are a lot of things like that you can say which make sense in theory
but aren't really how the world actually works
and it usually isn't the decision of the dev which platforms to use/support
After 20 years of development I'm happy to present cursed Debian: https://posili.me/i/2021-04-20_14-54-38.png
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Atlanta
alabama
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Will Wine work on a Mac with the M1 chip? I tried it out, but I keep getting a prefix error and the log said bad CPU type.
Austria
Azerbaijan
Australia
africa
Sweden
Is my city
ok
America
dude its like a turn based thing
I ended with sweden
now you say a country that starts with N
and so on
Atlanta is my favorite country
This is too hard. Can we go back to shitposting
bruh
ur just too smolbrain
:krappa:
NUnited States
NAustralia
Amurica
Nihon next @untold copper
netherlands
Smh my head
15 on 28th
He’s 1 year older!
Happy birthday
repoRTING TO DISCORD !!!!!!
In minecraft
@viral hornet 
sounds like a personal problem
Nothing hurts more like dying on a main hardcore ironman account on osrs
Not even childbirth
You're a personal problem
No u
No cat*
how cann you compare it to that
No YOU
no
have you ever-
CAT
Look at me all formal

there is one thing that hurts more
NAY, THEE
no
Yes to both
dying to desert heat
Losing a hardcore ironman to desert heat during the magic carpet animation

Its brutal snoopa
I see
Pease don't make issues to just ask an open source project to effectively kill itself https://t.co/lXiCeOVjtm
silly linux users
brb need to pay the spigot jira a visit
traitors
at least's it not the other way around
Belgany
I would be worried in that case
whats the worst that could happen

at some point in time you'll have to go to speeches to make sure that what you're listening to is authentic and not computer generated lol
Can always do lip sync with a fake face (movie make up etc).
would be harder to fake tho
slowly getting there though
I mean, we already got the ability to make pretty fucking realistic CGI stuff
It's just getting to the point where there is the computational power to do it realtime and, well, making it easier and more accessible
Cat has been CGI this whole time
well, shit
hello
@vernal moth is there anything in minimessage that can help me with configurate and placeholders? so i can dynamically register them or something. i'm currently using the serializer from adventure but doesnt seem like theres a way to register placeholders or something
i could do it in 2 steps but thats more effort lol
wdym
Happy hitl... erm... happy birthday mini
happy birthday to marijuana
My cousin's daughter is going to be born today, he is super happy about the date 😛
Well, unless she takes more than 12 hours to come out after they induce labor
thanks guys and gals
and yes, who wouldn't be happy to be born on the same day as hitler

its literally the only famous guy with this date
so right now i use Adventures ConfigurateComponentSerializer to serialize my config text to components and end up with something like this. Since there is no minimessage involved yet, so i'm wondering if there is a way to use something in minimessage that lets me replace those placeholders in one go too
and happy birthday
lmao happy birthday
minimessage uses <posX> for placeholders
not really what i mean but i dont think it would work regardless, so on another note, can i replace placeholders in an existing component or do i need to pull the string back out again?
yes, you can replace a placeholder with a component in minimessage
Template.of("posX", Component.text("dum"))
pass that to the parse method
well i'm looking to replace something in an already existing component
but yeah i guess i'll read the adventure docs
Reading docs? What are u a reader or something?
What's the point of docs if I can just ping the people at the top of a discord server list for help
its not really covered in the docs tbh
they made material theme for ij paid?!?!?!
leaving a bad taste in my mouth
new role colours?
material theme lite exists I guess
Sorry to ask a question.
Does someone have using residence plugin in a sever?
I do not understand the function of AutoCleanUp exactly do?
Would it only remove ownership of the residence and does not change any blocks in the residence or
it would remove the ownership of the residence and regenerate every blocks in the residence?
i didnt pay a dime for materialize and it still works fine for me
isn't it the latest update that makes it paid?
didn't even know you could download themes for intellij
well its a plugin
yeah i also could never get it to work anywhere near as well as the standard themes
stuff would just go wrong or be weirdly sized and all that kinda shit i don't care to deal with lmao
i still think it looks quite nice, i like the atom icons
you can get the atom icons without the theme
true
Too many colors for my liking
then you'd love the rainbow brackets extension
Yeah, I don't use that either
No, I use Darcula, but that has way less colors
darcula is too orange
where are uh the chat logs
i can't even remember what theme i use
oh hi aurora
apparently one called "Gray"
i like knowing what i'm dealing with at a glance
Darcula does like Orange, but I don't mind that
so having diff colors for interfaces and classes etc makes sense
Not like you can't exchange the orange with something else.
exchange it for purple
i like my theme, it's very nice https://github.com/OlyaB/GreyTheme
I don't use any themes, I am not interested in more colors.
rate my colors
Where's the toilet, I think I need to puke
Too colorful for me to actually be productive.
your editor doesnt fit the outside at all 
the editor is norway today from netbeans & the theme is gradianto dark fuchsia
I just use Darcula and Rainbow Brackets
6/10 too dark
dont call me ugly plz
Not needed, we all already know it

look at how pretty this is - it's just like a less violent version of the light theme
White hurts my eyes even more
That's a good light theme
#ffffff my favorite.
yes i am sadly cursed with the fact that i can't read stuff on dark backgrounds because it gives me headaches and makes my eyes hurt
even my terminal is in a light theme
the code looks nice
but the background doesen't
I use light themes if I'm gonna work on it during the day, and dark themes if I work with it in the evening, so my IntelliJ is dark, but Visual Studio for work is light.
I just prefer the simplicty rather than faffing around
hi cat
and, my eye sight is generally kinda arse, but, my brain being broken kinda makes it variably worse
Like, I need the contrast, and so I generally have a bright screen with darn mode stuff
*dark
light mode stuff generally sorta like, not too favourable
i should probably find a prettier colour scheme as i like pretty colours
I mean, am lazy, I use darcula and rainbow brackets and that's all my theming done, too much time could be wasted fucking with the theme
Oh, and power mode best mode
nice and simple 8/10
Yeah, that's how my IJ looks
yeah ok back to darcula the obsidian theme is too intrusive
rainbow brackets is actually incredibly functionally helpful tbh
Yeah, I follow the lines as well
You write scrolls when you code
the lines work but rainbow just adds extra hinting
I usually recommend rainbow brackets to beginners
very pretty 9/10
😬
I don't know if this is related to my colourful text or my light theme
Both.

ive never gotten into solarized stuff though tbh, no idea why
what theme is that
ITT: We find out that proxy is broken in yet another way
im really eltist about obsidian
Adaptive with ayu-dark.
Real Obsidian on VS Code + some color mods to make it all work
Lotus might look good
idk if I like anything that changes the theme of the IDE itself
I just wanna change my text colors
does anyone have any nice themes with pretty colours that are light?
Fax
MFW OpenWRT 21.02 RC1 just dropped: 
time to update
I dare you.
Joyously, my ISPs router uses an atom CPU
x86 is supported.
I mean, it's virgin medias so I wouldn't dare fuck with it
was a pita getting a router off them in the first place
Are you afraid of getting shot again?
Yes
Why would u care ur CGI

But, basically, I live in like a studio "appartment" which is basically just a 3 story house converted into 3 flats, of which the enterance to the place is at the back, so, most people miss it, and then there is no number on the door, no bell so getting a delivery is kinda scary cos who knows when they're actually gonna come and if it's a royal mail elivery, holy fuck
put a billboard
I use slightly modified Atom One Dark
Not sure if you mean light colors as in not flashy or just light
so the sad part i have is that all the light themes have boring color schemes for syntax highlighting
rainbow brackets works for parentheses too which is the main benefit
For brackets you can use indentation to match them up, sure
Unless you have something that spans more than a screen but try to avoid that anyway
Poggimyst 
lol
beautiful park tho 
The park looks like Kosovo in 10 years.
Except the road. Since we can't make a single good road in/on Balkan.
the candy man can
what the fuck is even happening
that ad was a clusterfuck
discord is no more
They do a good job with the cuts
That would be funny if they were doing this live and Tim was behind and you see him sprinting to get to the garden covered in sweat.
It's a mix of drone footage, CGI, and normal camera rigs but they cut between them cleanly so you don't notice unless you're looking for it
airtag finally 
They should probably have someone more lifelike talking about how things will look more lifelike 😛
Here comes new iMacs
the transitions on this thing are sick
I wonder if they'll even go back to an auditorium next year
Even if they do they might just put on a video
Probably a lot cheaper to just make a video
Uf.
But I guess Apple doesn't care about cheaper, they're more interested in spectacle
cool iMac but I want a 16" macbook pro :\
I want M1+/M2. 
MBP is probably a WWDC thing
They really do be stabbing Intel. 
Pencil is thinking for a longtime
I rekt pencil
Those iMacs are thinner than my monitors
No
I just spent $1800 on monitors, not going to replace them with an iMac 😛
i have 3 27" 1440p monitors that kinda suck
would rather have 1 ultrawide for windows gaming and 2 mac monitors for work stuff
MFW all of the machines in the lab are white: 
I have two of these https://www.lg.com/us/monitors/lg-27gn950-b-gaming-monitor
Shop LG 27GN950-B on the official LG.com website for the most up to date information. Buy online for delivery or in-store pick-up.
Supposedly a 951 is coming out soon
lol 144hz 4k, yeah my 1070 will definitely support that
"incredible bass response" in a monitor the thickness of a phone lol
My 1070 does not support that 😛
yeah it's not possible to buy a new GPU right now though 😦
I get 120 Hz with HDR on but I think it's doing fake HDR
Pretty sure with actual 10 bit it can only do 100 Hz
Need to kick Windows a few times, I know it can do 10 bit it was when I was first messing with it
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Lol
There we go, when I turned it down to 95 Hz it went to 10-bit
so the M1 chip is 85% faster than the desktop intel CPUs it's replacing lol
fucking wild
nothing competes with M1 right now
Eww, but the second monitor is connected via HDMI and that only does 4K 60 Hz 8-bit
Zen 3 competes on perf but not on power
Wins on multicore perf since it has more cores
yeah, sucks a lot more power and creates a lot more heat
so imo not a direct comparison
my macbook pro has 4 thunderbolt ports, this only has 2, weird
Yeah but if I was, for example, doing a lot of work with Rust or making custom Android builds, I'd want the Zen 3 CPU
mm yes innovation
Assuming I wanted to use a desktop to work on
I'd want the mac pro apple silicon chip :p
That doesn't exist
okay touchid in the kdyboard is dope
just wish they could have a standalone touchid thing
touchid will be the only thing i miss when i get a new laptop
fingerprint reader as user switcher is a neat touch
atm my laptop is up on a dock and whenever I gotta touchid I gotta reach over to it
rly annoying
iirc my power button has a fingerprint reader but it needs a closed source blob that didn't even exist when I was setting it up
lol dolby atmos
it is not possible for the imac to have dolby atmos
not physically possible
like the difference between actual dolby atmos and marketing dolby atmos is basically entirely separate products
$1299 is MBA M1, $1499 is MBP M1
But with fans so more like the Mini, I guess
It's the Mac Mini with a screen
yeah, merging mac mini and imac was probably a good idea. Makes mac mini a lot more attractive
Here comes the Intel jab
Yes.
so is apple implying their security isn't good enough to stop someone from breaking in
At least they didn't censor the Micron logo.
lmao
ooh its in ipad now
is it actually M1 or just bigger A13?
Isn't M1 already just bigger A13?
M1 I'd assume
tim heist was hilarious
lol comparing the new ipad to the first gen ipad
They really wouldn't
I liked the mission impossible intro
Transition*
technically a console
I was going to say PS2 but too many polygons
UMA on everything when? 
AMD has been pushing that since they bought ATi
True that.
There is an industry group for it and everything
Whelp, they just ruined the iPad Pro, now it's going to give people corona-aids
So all the M1 devices are the same now, just a different screen.
lmao who uses ipad cameras
A lot of people.
They have different power profiles
Still the same device. 
Time to use your $1600 "professional" tablet to make tiktok videos
i only use KGB CPU
I mean, sure if you want to call it that. But same architecture doesn't mean same device
It's not the same architecture, it's the same chip
Sure, but I don't think the entire SoC is identical between devices, since they have different capabilities / cores / memory / etc
The 7 GPU core version just has one turned off and the lower power profiles probably don't even take a different firmware, they could just have a sane thermal throttling system handle every form factor
in paper. are u able to change where it says in game in f3 "Paper" server
Pretty sure it's literally the same chip
Or just "bad" chips that they rebadge/use for lower devices.
Right
So just like any other silicon chip.
It all comes down to the form factor and power requirements
Although the bad chips probably go in the iMac and Mac Mini 😛
Depends™️.
Bad usually means "needs higher voltage to be stable" so something without a battery and with a fan would be the best place for it
you are, if you edit it in the source code
iPad Pro could get away with worse chips since it likely has a pretty conservative cap in power draw
i don't see why you would, though @obsidian edge
I wonder if the next iphone will have an M1 lol
nah
stealing attribution is fun
i was just wondering
Maybe, sometimes they can still get low voltage at lower clocks so those could still go in mobile
or if they'll keep going with the A series
but, yea, it's literally a string of text
woo miniLED screen
Samsung or LG on that partnership?
Hopefully that means the MBP will have that too
that's interesting, mini LED FA backlit display for ipad instead of just using OLED
but yeah that's promising for MBP
OLED has burn in issues and is stupidly expensive for larger screens
miniLED is supposed to be a best of both worlds kind of thing
lol am watching this stream on a 55" OLED TV. But yeah not false
Not quite as sharp as OLED but close enough you'd have to be looking for it
I wish I could fast forward through these bits
Apparently instead of going with A14X they just killed that and put M1 in there
Or it's actually A14X but for marketing they call it M1
Not watching it live, reading just some random live blog.
that's what I was implying @magic river
What the iPad pro needs isn’t a faster chip, it’s more productive software
we really have no way of knowing if it's exactly M1 or not
Or they just called it A14X in betas to throw the dataminers off track
It was already plenty fast for everyone not using one of the few video editing apps that are a compromise in and of themselves
9to5Mac says that its own research discovered that the A14X is based on T8103, a code for the Apple M1 chip.
seems like apple is just converging all of their naming onto the single M1 name, as long as the architecture is the same it's not all that possible to know the difference
Wasn't M supposed to mean Mac though 😛
Lol who knows. Maybe after how well the M1 MBA and M1 MBP launch went they decided it would be a good idea to expand the name out to everything
inb4 M1 Apple Watch
They added $100 to the 12.9" price, right?
what
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I suppose if they were going to finally release the software changes needed to actually utilize all the power they keep dumping into the iPad Pro, they’d hold it until WWDC in the summer
but yeah it’s already zoom zoom enough
well gotta wait for my birthday to hopefully have a new macbook pro
this says June 7 https://www.techradar.com/news/wwdc-2021
They kinda stopped doing hardware at WWDC
idk it hasn’t been that long, if they had a big announcement to make they could do it then
So I'll be spending my mom's birthday looking to see if Apple got me a gift instead of giving her one 😛
well I would expect that as they were developing the M1 hardware they were also developing the M1-bigger hardware, those just need more time
but hopefully not a ton more time
I'm assuming the mac pro will be the last item they release
Rumors originally said 1H2021 but in like December changed to 2H
with like 8 M1 chips lol
That’d be pretty cool actually
I think they'd need to do a variant that had more off-chip bandwidth to do that
just take your good thing, remove the power limits as much as you can, then drop 8 in
But yeah, it'd be kind of how AMD makes their threadripper and epyc CPUs
there was some discussion about how with the new architecture the new mac pro may be significantly cheaper, if that's the case I would be interested in buying one maybe. If not that then definitely the imac pro whenever that comes out
iMac Pro is dead
I think they killed that one
It was a stand in while they redid the trash can
so a cheaper mac pro is my only hope for a mac desktop
I wouldn’t expect them to bring it back after selling all the units and removing it from public
https://9to5mac.com/2021/03/06/apple-discontinues-imac-pro-apple-store-says-buy-while-supplies-last/
The iMac Pro has been discontinued, with the Apple Store on Friday removed all build-to-order configurations for the product. The only model now available to buy is the $4999 base config and the Apple Store says that is only available ‘while supplies last’. Some other SKUs remain available at third-party retailers for the time being. […]
or just go with a standard imac, it would be plenty powerful for what I would use it for
Kinda surprised there isn’t a black iMac
same
Also kinda surprised they offered so many bright colors though too
would need to get a new desk and rework the layout of my office to have separate gaming setup and work setup probably
Look at all those colors that you will never ever see in an actual office
but god I would love to not have to boot into linux anymore, and to be able to just roll over to windows instead of having to dual boot
macOS still has enough peculiarities I’d keep a Linux VM around
yeah what office uses imacs inead of macbooks
Even when stuff is supposed to work it seems like there’s some issue and it just works in the Linux vm
ofc these are all dev libs, not productivity apps or anything
I think they did black MBPs back in like 2010 but it's been a long time
I think they were regular macbooks actually




