general

[granite axle]

no?

ok

[ashen cliff]

🤔 https://posili.me/i/2021-04-16_11-45-17.png

[granite axle]

:(

[ashen cliff]

Maybe.

Just maybe.

[woven otter]

Can't be

[ashen cliff]

Can't be bro.

No way.

[woven otter]

Definitely not

[lean kiln]

@cunning raft is the puppet master

he controls paper

[woven otter]

That message was totally unrelated

[quasi valley]

he controls every fork

[lean kiln]

well, yes

[ashen cliff]

I demand instructions. I have no luck with just blacklisting everything that complains.

[novel horizon]

I actually hate servers hiding plugins kinda

They block tab completiong, /help, /pl and you're there ok what can i do even and there's no info on almost anything

[olive marlin]

1. Write down what you want to be said in video
2. Send it to frank with a few bucks attached
3. Wait
4. Profit?

[granite axle]

whos frank

[lean kiln]

ssshhhh

[quasi valley]

just be frank

[granite axle]

i am now frank

[quasi valley]

no you're lucy

you're being very unfrank right now

[granite axle]

no i am frank

frankly

i am frank now

is this guy some kind of meme

[olive marlin]

No. He's a real deal!

[quasi valley]

no, it's frank

[nova plume]

if i wget in one directory does it save the file there?

[granite axle]

does anyone have the yatopia video

[nova plume]

how can i make it download to another directory

[lean kiln]

https://yatopia.lol/

[granite axle]

wget -O path/to/file url

[nova plume]

thx

[granite axle]

someone actually registered that?

lmao

[nova plume]

whats the -O for

[quasi valley]

wget -Oskar

[granite axle]

O not 0

as in the letter

[nova plume]

what does it do tho

[granite axle]

sets the output

[lean kiln]

type

[nova plume]

oh ok

thx

[lean kiln]

man wget

[granite axle]

or wget --help

[nova plume]

im setting up a github actions script

[golden gust]

it's all fun and games until you meet a lucy and take home a frank

[ashen cliff]

Welcome to Balkan.

Hold up, 1.6.4 is pre netty. Oh that's why nothing I tried works.

https://posili.me/i/2021-04-16_12-33-08.png

[visual egret]

👀

[granite axle]

.qotd

[limber knot]

<PhanaticD> STOP RUBBING IT

[granite axle]

i have many questions

[visual egret]

about what

[granite axle]

<PhanaticD> STOP RUBBING IT

[visual egret]

uh idk

[granite axle]

.minecon

[limber knot]

LaxWasHere: Is md_5 here yet

LaxWasHere: I wanna touch his hair

[potent fossil]

good old lax

[visual egret]

what happened to lax

[potent fossil]

he did not accept the CG

to say the least

[granite axle]

he was a bit of a knob to me

[potent fossil]

he's a knob to everyone

he's lax

[visual egret]

tf is a CG

[wide chasm]

Community Guidelines

[potent fossil]

community guidelines

that

[visual egret]

ah

[mossy vessel]

Imagine not reading those smh

[potent fossil]

oh he read em

he just didn't accept em

[left swift]

Too much weeb had to go

[granite axle]

.laxwashere

[limber knot]

LaxWasHere loves pennies. Feel free to give him pennies anytime you see him.

[granite axle]

.leaf

[limber knot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/289587909051416579/550924756111589397/Peek_2019-03-01_01-17.webm

[visual egret]

https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/pull/5437 mm sexy

[granite axle]

ooh that is kinda hot

[worn ember]

do you guys think spending 230euro on a keyboard is overkill? xD

[twin lagoon]

no

[golden gust]

it's a tool you use daily which should last

[worn ember]

i currently have a 50euro one

[left swift]

I'll sell you a keyboard for 230 euro

[worn ember]

and it lasted me like 6 years lol

[golden gust]

it's like a chair, sure, you can get one for $20

[worn ember]

its not bad by any means

[golden gust]

you can get one which is 1000x more comfortable for $200, even $2000

[left swift]

[golden gust]

If you use it every day, might as well be comfortable

[worn ember]

hmm i suppose

[twin lagoon]

that's the spirit

[worn ember]

i think my desk is the biggest issue i have now

[left swift]

Is it

[worn ember]

its too low lol

[left swift]

Just be shorter

[worn ember]

but its wall mounted so i can't change it

ok thanks nomana

[left swift]

Ya np

[worn ember]

i'll cut my feet off to my ankles

i'm thinking of getting the SteelSeries Apex Pro

but idk

[left swift]

If you want to be Kool you get a ducky keyboard

[twin lagoon]

needs a custom keyboard

[worn ember]

i'm not that rich

[left swift]

230 euro

[twin lagoon]

and yeah just stick to ducky for pre-made keyboards

[left swift]

Lol

[twin lagoon]

getting an expensive keyboared from like corsair or steelseries is just a gimmick and waste of money

like it's all software or rgb features at that point

[worn ember]

my thoughts exactly

[granite axle]

rip my g815

[left swift]

Ur wat

[granite axle]

Logitech g815

[worn ember]

god those look ugly

[left swift]

[twin lagoon]

they're not meant to look fancy

although you've got your fair share of rgb on some

[worn ember]

white keyboard with rgb

[twin lagoon]

and c o l o u r e d keycaps

[mossy vessel]

ducky looks cool, but way too tiny for me

[left swift]

Get key caps with fidget spinners

[twin lagoon]

how are they tiny

[worn ember]

yeah looks like a small form factor

[left swift]

Or anime tiddies

[worn ember]

is that 90%?

[twin lagoon]

they've got full size 100% ones

75, 65, 60, whatever, they've likely got it

[mossy vessel]

Last time I checked them out they looked pretty small

[worn ember]

i dont really like the look of those tbh

[worn ember]

they're really just your standard keyboards

[twin lagoon]

they are

[worn ember]

is that the shine 6?

[golden gust]

||Gura mouse pad won't sell well||

[twin lagoon]

pretty sure it's the regular ducky one 2 rgb

[worn ember]

"groundbreaking casing" my dudes its a fukin plastic shell

[left swift]

Ded with the boomer takes again

[mossy vessel]

Interesting design

Tho not my key layout 👀

[twin lagoon]

there's one for qwertz too if you mean that

kashike has one

[left swift]

Qwertyuiop

[worn ember]

i cant really find a place where they sell it

[mossy vessel]

My current keyboard is pretty loud when typing, but I enjoy the sound.

[twin lagoon]

alternate

think alternate is kinda the only place that sells ducky in benelux

[golden gust]

azerty > qwerty, prove me wrong

[worn ember]

not the one i want

[twin lagoon]

uh shut up cat

which one @worn ember

[visual egret]

abcdefg >

[granite axle]

dvorak >

[golden gust]

Oh god, I actually used an azerty keyboard for a while

[worn ember]

ducky shine 6 but ig the 7 will do too

[left swift]

Dovakiin >

[golden gust]

was weird as all shit working on a qwerty keyboard after that

[twin lagoon]

well yeah 6 is gone now that 7 is out

[worn ember]

i think it looked better

[golden gust]

I wanted to use dvorak, bu, like, the producivity hit when adjusting is a pita, as is firing games up with it

[granite axle]

yeah i tried it for a bit

was not fun

[twin lagoon]

if you hate the keycap design you can always just replace it with some others @worn ember

now if you hate the general keyboard design then well yeah good luck

[worn ember]

idrc about the keycaps

[mossy vessel]

Grab some blind ones

[worn ember]

i fucking hate how "keyboard" is the dutch term for an electric piano lol

[twin lagoon]

that's because that's an english thing too

[worn ember]

well yeah

[twin lagoon]

electronic keyboard / keyboard

[worn ember]

but still

[mossy vessel]

Same lol

If I ever get a new keyboard I'll probably go for blind caps again.

[granite axle]

electric pianos and keyboards are different things

[worn ember]

bla bla bla

same difference

[mossy vessel]

Dang, I think I lost my shorthand caps when moving; sad

[golden gust]

Why should you never buy Russian underwear?
||Because Chernobyl fallout.||

[granite axle]

...

[worn ember]

are you saying your dick might fall out or that you might get a radioactive one?

[granite axle]

both

[left swift]

Wait

Ur dick isnt radioactive??

[visual egret]

no it isnt

[left swift]

Someone has explaining to do

[granite axle]

i dont think mine is radioactive

brb getting the geiger counter

[left swift]

[worn ember]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75Mw8r5gW8E alright then yt

[visual egret]

anyone know why?

[worn ember]

go ask their goverment

[visual egret]

also wtf is is this a

[granite axle]

that's an ascii™️

[visual egret]

Â

[ashen cliff]

No idea if that's a part of the Shutdown Law there.

[golden gust]

bad file encoding

[visual egret]

waat minecraft.net has issues!!??!

[left swift]

Â

[nova plume]

i thought windows was bad enough telling me to update, now ubuntu does it too smh

[golden gust]

åäö

[left swift]

Æ

[granite axle]

ß

æßðđŋħł

why these are on a uk keyboard is beyond me

[mossy vessel]

This is how briish people speak

[granite axle]

init

[left swift]

Bruv

[mossy vessel]

Or did you never question how those weird mumbling letters look like?

[visual egret]

what on earth is ¦

[granite axle]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[left swift]

|

[granite axle]

a more pathetic pipe

¦|

[visual egret]

|| happy pipe
¦¦ broken pipe

[ashen cliff]

That's a broken pipe Oskar.

[granite axle]

| ¦ |

its a road

broom broom

[left swift]

Anyone here call "!" "Bang" unironically

[ashen cliff]

!!.

[left swift]

I bet cat does

[ashen cliff]

I bet you use the up key instead of !!.

[left swift]

😳

[mossy vessel]

¡

[ashen cliff]

https://posili.me/i/2021-04-16_14-32-43.png

It's very epic.

[nova plume]

dell abomination

explain

[left swift]

₩āţ

[mossy vessel]

Very fitting name

[granite axle]

→←↓

i have no up arrow

:c

[left swift]

Nowhere but down

[ashen cliff]

I take 0 responsibility in case of a fire.

[granite axle]

that looks like something id build

[left swift]

Is that bubble wrap

[nova plume]

what happened there

[ashen cliff]

It is.

[left swift]

LOL

[ashen cliff]

Nothing. It's a OEM motherboard running outside it's home.

[visual egret]

looks like krusic is on more crack than i am

[nova plume]

the psu is just vibing there

[ashen cliff]

Legit, someone sold me that PSU WITHOUT CABLES.

[nova plume]

lmao

[ashen cliff]

So that was the best use for it.

[golden gust]

:(){ :|: & };: is a stress tester

[left swift]

Some may call this a fire hazard, but I would call it optimal cooling solutions

[granite axle]

just a brick?

[golden gust]

(don't actually do that...)

[granite axle]

oops

[nova plume]

krusic at least you have an ssd

[wild escarp]

what does that do?

[ashen cliff]

That's a 2.5inch HDD.

[nova plume]

oh

[golden gust]

it's a fork bomb

[ashen cliff]

From a side of the road laptop.

[wild escarp]

oh lol

[ashen cliff]

Somehow still works.

[left swift]

I like spoon bombs

[nova plume]

i like knives

🔪

[granite axle]

what about sporks

sporks are the superior utensil

[nova plume]

sporks are weird

[granite axle]

you're weird

[left swift]

You mean a fpoon?

[nova plume]

no u

[visual egret]

sporks are sporks

[granite axle]

tf is a fpoon

[nova plume]

yes mana, a fpoon

[visual egret]

i prefer knisporks

[left swift]

.g key and peele continental breakfast

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st21dIMaGMs

[golden gust]

I prefer .merica

[nova plume]

my guy hums more than a villager

[granite axle]

you know when you start work on a project just for the sake of writing a project

and you know that absolutely nobody either wants or needs it

[untold copper]

yeah

[granite axle]

well yeah im basically writing essentials 2 now

[twin lagoon]

@minor badge squad

[left swift]

Proxi an fps gamer

[visual egret]

mfw

[left swift]

Nice

[limber knot]

holy fuck, the previous dogecoin spike was just a shakedown -.-

[visual egret]

hm?

[limber knot]

1 dogecoin is 33ct right now

[cunning raft]

can't wait till it crashes again

[limber knot]

of course it will, lol

I just wish I hadn't sold 100k back when it was a tenth of that price lol

or technically 1/20 👀

[cunning raft]

hindsight is 2020

[limber knot]

I mean I also sold 2 btc at 400 lmao

[cunning raft]

unlucky

[limber knot]

at least I didn't loose money ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[untold copper]

@visual egret change ur name to YT_OskarPlayzHD :3

[visual egret]

whyy

[untold copper]

Why not

[vernal moth]

Because it's stupid

[untold copper]

^

wait

[vernal moth]

Lol

[untold copper]

Just do it lol

[worn ember]

how many subs you got?

[untold copper]

I dont got a youtube channel

[worn ember]

lies

[visual egret]

im gonna lose my IRC avatar to some random also called oskar

[untold copper]

oh

how does that work though

[limber knot]

it just matches the name

[untold copper]

oh

hM

ok

[untold copper]

I had one a while back

It had 60 subs

very cool

[left swift]

Gz

[untold copper]

Ez

[worn ember]

ez

[left swift]

Pz

[minor badge]

pog ?

found an EPIC SL

[left swift]

Papermc squad day

[twin lagoon]

epic

[worn ember]

https://youtu.be/D6B2SmSYIrw this is way too good

[untold copper]

Yes XD

[void void]

who wouldnt subscribe to ltt

[untold copper]

I would

[quasi valley]

"legitimate confusion, even among the staff"

[limber knot]

fuck ltt lol

[void void]

Hey guys, welcome to today's 3rd sponser "Doordash"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GsoZOpw8aE

[visual egret]

did i make it clear enough

[worn ember]

needs more circles

[left swift]

Oskar always subtweeting and we ain't even on twitter

[untold copper]

Oskar 2 cool 4 you

[worn ember]

[granite axle]

@visual egret random question

does your surname end in a t

[cunning raft]

why would you ask that

[granite axle]

no comment

[cunning raft]

don't then

he's a kid

[granite axle]

dw its nothing creepy

i think i just found his account on another platform

[woven otter]

lucy a creep

oskar better hide

[left swift]

Duck better hide otherwise we roasting tonight

[visual egret]

uh yes

[granite axle]

heh i think i found your yt account then

[visual egret]

i have 5

[left swift]

[visual egret]

theres these things called brand channels

[granite axle]

nooooo i just broke my headphones ;-;

they were nice ones too

[left swift]

Nice job oskar

[untold copper]

U made lucy break her headphones

very cool, oskar

[visual egret]

.xray

[limber knot]

https://gist.github.com/stonar96/ba18568bd91e5afd590e8038d14e245e

[granite axle]

welp i now have one disproportionately loud headphone

with no bass

yayyyyy theyre under warranty

ty richer sounds <3

[viral hornet]

@waxen panther goodnight x o x o

[left swift]

Camm so nice 🥺

[cosmic raft]

hello

[left swift]

Hi kash

How are you today

[mossy vessel]

Get banned

[cunning raft]

<@&748618676189528155>

[quasi valley]

omegachair

[mossy vessel]

<@&748618676189528155>

[cunning raft]

lol

poor mods

[wide chasm]

!ban @clever sail Spamming

[thorny flicker]

:raised_hands: Banned Tobiasz#0007 (Spamming) [1 total infraction] -- stefvanschie#7609.

[viral hornet]

[cosmic raft]

I look away for one minute

and things go bananas

[cunning raft]

altho the person they pinged

[void void]

wtf

[cunning raft]

is advertising some stupid spigot fork in their bio

[left swift]

Same

[waxen panther]

goodmorning 🥺

[mossy vessel]

Might yank them as well

[cosmic raft]

finally nice previews for github links

[cedar spade]

🍌

[quasi valley]

🍍

[untold copper]

🍎

[left swift]

🦆

[cedar spade]

🎩🐘

[warm anchor]

Snoopa name has evolved into click bait

[untold copper]

Its HD ok

You can't not watch it

And it has a "z" instead of an "s"

[cedar spade]

xX_YT_EpicSnoopaPlayzHD_4K120FPS_Xx

[untold copper]

Which thus increases my coolness by upwards of 600%

[untold copper]

You genius

[pulsar wigeon]

how do those github link previews work

[cosmic raft]

just a dynamically generated image

[pulsar wigeon]

not working for me :< wonder if it's cached or something

[wraith trail]

https://github.com/golang/go/commit/13a4e8c41cd1d242a435d44e7f66f370e5306a8c this was linked elsewhere and has it

[vernal moth]

do you know why that commit is a thing?

[wraith trail]

rms?

[vernal moth]

yep

[wraith trail]

although actually github generates the image, not discord https://opengraph.githubassets.com/27864d377e4b22e862a1d289a1a6027dd51b4e79787d087625efc18290d6a9fb/golang/go/commit/13a4e8c41cd1d242a435d44e7f66f370e5306a8c. Didn't know they did that

[vernal moth]

I know

oh wait I didnt read the fully chat

lmao

we just talked internally about this

https://github.com/PaperMC/Hangar/issues/382#issuecomment-821275753

and I want hangar to have it too

[vernal moth]

fun fact, discord client showed an old image for that https://i.imgur.com/Xj7tu0W.png

when browser shows https://i.imgur.com/NBjHoHm.png

[wraith trail]

the message below lucy

[granite axle]

oh yeah

ignore me lmao

[wraith trail]

https://shx.gg/wTDCmN.png shows the same for me

[cunning raft]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/bsmX2ZBgl-iblHunLXdN5HEg9qgVr3qOeT23_myasco/https/opengraph.githubassets.com/27864d377e4b22e862a1d289a1a6027dd51b4e79787d087625efc18290d6a9fb/golang/go/commit/13a4e8c41cd1d242a435d44e7f66f370e5306a8c.

you look like a valuable paper mc member

[olive marlin]

Did Reddit crap itself? Clicking through it, my karma goes up and down. I got an email that I got a comment on my post, but it's not there and on browser it doesn't even show me the notification or anything...

[golden gust]

either that or you've gone crazy

[mental meadow]

if you spam the bot mutes you and we ban you so why would it

it's just annoying

[twin lagoon]

@mental meadow

[mental meadow]

I was just answering your question 😄

[left swift]

Ur brain needs to reboot

Nice

[twin lagoon]

if your brain runs on windows no wonder it has to reboot

[left swift]

Brains have windows??

How does it not fall out

[twin lagoon]

@minor badge

[minor badge]

@twin lagoon hate you

[twin lagoon]

wtf

[untold copper]

such booli much wow

hai michael how is the you

[twin lagoon]

snoopa holy fuck why does your name have a tumor that grows every fucking time you talk here

[left swift]

[untold copper]

blame mdcfe for giving me such bigbrain name ideas

[left swift]

Wow michael you made him change it

[twin lagoon]

easy clap

[mental meadow]

No I changed it

[twin lagoon]

[mental meadow]

it annoyed me

[twin lagoon]

as you can see sometimes paper moderators just need a push

[untold copper]

lmao

well feels good to be back to Mr. Snoopa

[mental meadow]

michal no push

[twin lagoon]

yes push

[mental meadow]

there is none

[untold copper]

There isn't one

[twin lagoon]

discord.gg/spigotmc

[mental meadow]

We are mostly admins and devs, why would you advertise here anyway

besides, #welcome

[left swift]

Oskar is the text channel for advertisements

[twin lagoon]

JOIN MY MINECRAFT SERVER
FREE OP
FREE RANK
PRISON FACTIONS OPFACTIONS SURVIVAL SKYBLOCK
[1.7.10] [OFFLINE MODE] [LOOKING FOR STAFF]
--> 127.0.0.1 <--

[left swift]

Wow spigot upgraded their logo made it all animated n stuff

[mental meadow]

the 1.7.10 really sells it

[untold copper]

Ah yes, 1.7.10

[mental meadow]

#gifs-and-memes

[left swift]

Wtf

That hole on the toilet is on the wrong side

[untold copper]

Yes

[left swift]

[untold copper]

wtf

[twin lagoon]

it's on the right side actually

[untold copper]

no its not

[twin lagoon]

fucking americans

[untold copper]

its supposed to be at the back

[twin lagoon]

no

[mental meadow]

despite many people thinking it, #general is not the place for shitposting

[mental meadow]

no it's not fuck you

[left swift]

Literally shitposting

[untold copper]

yay saturday tomorrow

very cool i can wake up at 11

wait no

I have to study at 11

very cool i can wake up at 12

[twin lagoon]

i am once again being OPPRESSED by authoritarian tyrant paper mods

[mental meadow]

snoopa get up at 10 and study ffs you are already failing enough

[untold copper]

no im not ;-;

I got a 38.5/40 in maths

which is pretty ok

[mental meadow]

everything under 100% is failed.

[untold copper]

pls no

dont do this

[mental meadow]

how can you even still look into your parents eyes

[golden gust]

only if you're becoming a doctor

[mental meadow]

they must be so disappointed

[twin lagoon]

cat HELP

[golden gust]

and, well

[untold copper]

why

[golden gust]

You are becoming a doctor.

[untold copper]

no stop

st[pksdl;rhjnesjk

*dies*

*from the sheer disappointment in himself*

wowo this is the first time I've seen cat have a status

no

go away

no

[mental meadow]

maybe he unblocked you

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKPn6T10RQw

[minor badge]

[visual egret]

green md

[untold copper]

I did not fail

reee

I mean I did but I didn't ok

[mental meadow]

for what

[warm anchor]

Lol

[golden gust]

gentlemens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpYTjva8m8o

[limber knot]

paper = epic

[visual egret]

wat

[untold copper]

agreed

[visual egret]

wat

[warm anchor]

I forgot today is weekend. Oskar and his gangs are out

[untold copper]

its weekend already?

[limber knot]

discord to irc bridge?

[untold copper]

wack

[visual egret]

It’s Friday

[untold copper]

yes

[golden gust]

.irc

[limber knot]

https://xkcd.com/1782/

xkcd: Team Chat

2078: He announces that he's finally making the jump from screen+irssi to tmux+weechat.

(Korobi) xkcd: Team Chat (6 January 2017)

[visual egret]

eternity u ok?

[untold copper]

clearly she needs help

[golden gust]

i elect that we put eternity down

[wraith trail]

oskar time zones

[untold copper]

I second that

[wraith trail]

its saturday somewhere

[golden gust]

You know, put 'em out of er misery

[untold copper]

👀

[quasi valley]

@warm anchor you have such a feminine touch

[untold copper]

cmon, being in papermc isn't that bad

[quasi valley]

I'd say right now it is

[golden gust]

being around kneny makes it feel like it is

[warm anchor]

Soon pa you can make it better || by going to sleep ||

[untold copper]

Its 10

its not past my bedtime yet >:(

[quasi valley]

I love you too, I even prepared a rug for you

[wraith trail]

how do you sleep 10 hours a day and not go to sleep by 10

[untold copper]

Wake up at 11

:pepela:

ez

[visual egret]

17:48 pog

[untold copper]

24 hour time

[golden gust]

one day imma show up and start being nice to people and people are gonna be all confused as all shit ||(again)||

[untold copper]

is it weird I've never used that

[limber knot]

making plugins is fun :)

[mental meadow]

cat you are always nice to us

[warm anchor]

How you know. I haven’t touch you yet

[golden gust]

heh, you think

I mean

Try using the inventory API without crying

dare ya'

[limber knot]

lol

[mental meadow]

good no one saw my typo

[untold copper]

good

[golden gust]

pepper ridge farm knows

[quasi valley]

kinky, aurora

[untold copper]

so does irc

irc knows.

[mental meadow]

[limber knot]

irc is the way.

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp1ZluX4aYs

[limber knot]

jk lol

[untold copper]

@mental meadow did you ever fail maths?

[vernal moth]

I failed all my math exams in uni

[untold copper]

I remember one time in 3rd grade when I had just moved here and it was my first time in a new school, I got 13/20 in maths

Needless to say, that was the last time I failed maths and told my parents

[untold copper]

haha noob :P

[mental meadow]

yea a lot, mostly because I missed most of classes due to health

[untold copper]

how so?

[mental meadow]

?

[runic shale]

Hello everyone 👋

[untold copper]

never mind

[runic shale]

@void void Like your username 🥲

[visual egret]

mfw headphones breaking

@granite axle you have cursed me

anyway, anyone know some way to adapt the new lighting headphones to 3.5mm?

because those are the only headphones i have that never seem to break

[magic river]

It would probably use up your 3.5mm jack and a usb port

At that point it may as well just be usb only

[visual egret]

as long as it works, im happy ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[ashen cliff]

Apply hot glue to the affected area.

[magic river]

https://www.amazon.com/Anker-Lightning-Certified-Headphones-Earphones/dp/B07W7YQT4S

[golden gust]

heat shrink

Like, that's generally not a cable issue as much as a stress issue

[visual egret]

not available in amazon.co.uk

[magic river]

Not my problem, you know it exists start googling 😛

[visual egret]

yeah ig thanks

[floral mesa]

this is why I like detachable cables on my headphones

[golden gust]

get decent cables

I mean, that's a stress fracture as you're likely stretching it

But, that cable looks like the eco friendly crap

[mental meadow]

Or just like get cheap cables and replace them once they are broken

[golden gust]

(which ironically is anything but...)

Look after your cables and get decent ones

They'll last much longer vs the cheapo ones

[mental meadow]

but Anker is generally pretty good when it comes to quality

[golden gust]

Yea, I've had anker stuff before, their cables are generally decent

[visual egret]

what if i buy a lightning to c adapter then a c to 3.5 or usb adapter

[golden gust]

Just get a decent pair of headphones

that's literally a stress fracture in a crappy cable type

[visual egret]

any pair you recommend?

[golden gust]

Not really, am cheapish, I did have a good pair of like dual driver earphones a year or two ago which was good

[mental meadow]

get some samsung galaxy buds or smth then you don't have to deal with wires

[golden gust]

Thing is that many companies are using like eco friendly cables

Which, like, is dumb, because the shit lasts like a year tops before it starts like, seperating and falling apart

[untold meadow]

if you want a rec for wireless headphones - the rha trueconnect is absolutely the best quality you can buy at a decent budget

i spent like 6 months a year or so ago buying and returning every wireless headphone set i could find on amazon just to work out what was the best lmao

[golden gust]

it's like all the phone companies now which don't include a brick, like, if you're passing the phone over to somebody, or you came from an older gen of charger spec, congrats, you just negated all the savings and more!

"we're enviromentally friendly, just ignore the fact that it ends up in the trash in a year because it doesn't last for shit!' wooo 🥳

[round grove]

where can i ask for plugin help?

[mental meadow]

in that plugins support discord

[round grove]

ok thanks

[golden gust]

reminds me of mcdonalds paper straws

[mental meadow]

god paper straws are the worst thing ever

can't even chew on them

[visual egret]

paper straws arent too bad

[mental meadow]

and paper fucking dissolves in water WHO KNEW

[golden gust]

Which, aren't recyclable because they basically have a coating in them so that they don't fall apart when you're using it to drink, and so, we're tearing up rainforests using heavy machinary to make straws which are much less useful, take more energy to make iirc...

[limber knot]

Can't even what you say

[visual egret]

paper straws are ok

they are usable

[golden gust]

they're stupid

hardly

[limber knot]

I'd rather use a paper straw over a spigot straw

[coarse lily]

Haha

[golden gust]

they literally go all weird when you're drinking

and aren't even fucking recyclable

[coarse lily]

Would a Yatopia straw be closed at one end?

[mental meadow]

plus there is literally no reason for them to switch to paper straws

the only reason is to seem "woke"

[limber knot]

Dang Aurora going off

[mental meadow]

but plastic straws are much better for the environment because they are so fucking stupid

paper straws make me very angry

[ashen cliff]

Are you saying that companies are trying to pass the recycling blame onto us?

[mighty storm]

yes

[mental meadow]

they would never do such a thing

[ashen cliff]

They would NEVER do such a thing.

[mighty storm]

They do the same thing with the greenhouse gas emissions

[mental meadow]

same with "oh yea everyone do your part to stop climate change" while literally causing 70% of it

[golden gust]

you literally have to put the straws into the bin, and the amount that ends up in the ocean is horifically over-represented

Like, we gotta clean the oceans but it's practically as close to a non issue in the terms of crap which goes out into the ocean

[olive garden]

> paper vs plastic straws
> climate change

[coarse lily]

Thanks for the summary, Trigary!

[olive garden]

anytime, but it wasn't a summary

[coarse lily]

Oh then your point wasn't clear

[ashen cliff]

I threw more car batteries into the ocean than straws.

[mental meadow]

exactly

[mighty storm]

Aww yeah

Gotta change the eels

[golden gust]

silicon straws seem interesting, tbqh

My mate had some like glass ones which, just...

[olive garden]

it's just that this climate change and "plastic=bad" situation is kind of getting mixed together, when it shouldn't be imo

[mighty storm]

It's the same situation tho

[pulsar wigeon]

I only use straws for boba and we have some metal straws that are big enough for it that we use.

[mighty storm]

Cooperations passing the blame onto us

[olive garden]

I haven't encountered many companies trying to get me, as a person, to reduce my emissions (but they do try to do that with the plastic stuff), but that might be a regional thing I guess

[golden gust]

it's just annoying seeing companies pulling the whole "we're green!" and practically offering no real improvement or overbloating their improvements

Like I said with apple

They replaced the insulation they use on their cables with a material which is more eco friendly

Guess what? Now their cables last like a year or two tops before they end up in the dumpster, meaning that overall, there would be less eco damage if they just used the original material

[pulsar wigeon]

sounds like a good way to sell more cables too...

which is like, right up apple's alley

[coarse lily]

Everything is a conspiracy!

[ashen cliff]

I assume we can all agree that Nestlé is the best company?

[coarse lily]

cat is a conspiracy!

[quasi valley]

yeah I wouldnt be surprised if that's the actual intent behind it lol

[coarse lily]

Wait

[pulsar wigeon]

no it's not really a conspiracy, it's well known that apple like making their fanboys buy loads of overpriced extra shit

[coarse lily]

You've thrown car batteries in the ocean?

What kind of monster are you?

[mental meadow]

all my homies love nestle

[pulsar wigeon]

like, making the charger separate....

[mental meadow]

why get water from a well when you can also pay for it

[ashen cliff]

You don't?

[coarse lily]

Fuck no.

[olive garden]

americans are weird

[coarse lily]

You can return them for a core charge :)

[mental meadow]

where else would you put your car batteries tho

[golden gust]

I kinda wanna see the % of people who get a new charger with their iPhones

[coarse lily]

I'm using the same charger from like 8 years ago.

[quasi valley]

I haven't 👀

ear pods tho

[coarse lily]

So if I buy a new phone and it has a charger I just leave that in the box

Same with the headphones

[mossy vessel]

^

[coarse lily]

Then when I go to sell the phone I say "unused headphones and charger in box"

[ashen cliff]

Bruh. Image not using the new charger and packing the old one away.

[golden gust]

when you compare the like difference in amount of cardboard between including and not including a charger, it doesn't seem like it would require all too much of a % of people getting a charger with it to shift off the eco

[mossy vessel]

I've like 10 different chargers laying around, all original packaged lol

[golden gust]

You're litterally missing out on the technical improvements of the charger which can help improve battery life, etc

[coarse lily]

I think it's less about packaging and more about chargers getting thrown away, laying around, etc.

[ancient bolt]

love my glass straws

[mossy vessel]

Then I have a charger in my car, bathroom, office, kitchen etc...

Basically I've chargers in every room

[ancient bolt]

glass is the only re-usable straw type I actually like

[ashen cliff]

As you should.

[mossy vessel]

Yeah, got sooo many over the years

[magic river]

How could charger improvements make USB-PD work better?

Unless you're saying they aren't following USB-PD properly

[coarse lily]

No one follows USB-PD properly.

[magic river]

The charger might be more efficient but they aren't getting a lot better at that these days, they're already there

[golden gust]

I gotta consider finding some reusable straws, but,I don't really use straws often, but, I mean, it's tryna find the right diamater so that you can keep it clean and still not feel like you're sucking on some oversized tube

[magic river]

I hate reusable straws, I have some but I never use them

[coarse lily]

I use a 100 dollar bill as a straw and throw it away after.

[golden gust]

I mean, you have stuff like qualcomm v2 vs v3, etc

[coarse lily]

Reusable straws are for peasants.

[magic river]

Oh, I don't use any of that stuff

[golden gust]

afaik there are improvements in there which will generally help the actual lifetime of the battery

Not like, how long it lasts between recharges as such

[magic river]

Flagships usually do 10-15W USB-PD even if their proprietary junk goes higher

That's high enough for me, faster charging is hard on batteries anyway

[olive garden]

how do you wash reusable straws by the way? do you bath them in water with oil detergent?

[magic river]

They come with a wire brush that fits

[golden gust]

erm, the glass straws ^^

[olive garden]

I'm pretty sure I used the wrong words in that sentence, like what the hell is oil detergent

[ashen cliff]

You suck them dry.

[olive garden]

oh that makes sense Amar, thx

[mossy vessel]

What are reusable straws? Are the glass ones not for waste?

Asking for a friend

[golden gust]

wat

[magic river]

I didn't know they came in glass, that seems dangerous

[golden gust]

you can get glass ones, metal ones, silcone ones, bamboo ones

[olive garden]

metal straws 👀

[magic river]

But I hate the metal ones, the temperature and taste of the metal makes whatever you're drinking weird

[mossy vessel]

I've got a bunch of glass ones, first comes in weird but you get used to it

[golden gust]

my mate had glass ones and they like, they're k

[ashen cliff]

Just use a good old garden hose bro.

[golden gust]

But, the diamater is just too large that it's just weird af

[magic river]

I could do glass, that's just like smoking a bon something I used to do a lot

[mossy vessel]

Americans have weird straws

[royal kernel]

Metal ones are great but a pain to wash

[olive garden]

where you do even get all these reusable straws?

[mossy vessel]

Where you get everything else? Amazon

[magic river]

I think I want to try some silicone ones

[mossy vessel]

[olive garden]

I think amazon just stopped shipping here lmao

[mossy vessel]

Tho mine are hand made by some local company

[magic river]

I had one of those for slurpees back in the day, was a fancy color change thing with a brain in the middle

So everyone could see when you got a brain freeze by drinking too fast 😄

[olive garden]

I was more like asking whether you received it for free instead of a reusable one or smth, but I guess no

*instead of a single-use one

[mossy vessel]

I already hated single use ones before, because I do not enjoy sucking plastic

[olive garden]

how come?

[mossy vessel]

How come you enjoy sucking plastic?

[golden gust]

vs sucking what?

[mossy vessel]

Nothing?

I don't need a straw to drink lol

[golden gust]

Like, I mean, I never had an issue sucking on a plastic straw

[olive garden]

I have never tried any plastic straw alternatives

[pulsar wigeon]

how do you drink boba then NMF :^)

[golden gust]

You don't need it, just, sometimes it's kinda nice, and depending on what you're drinking better for your teeth

[olive garden]

👀

[mossy vessel]

What is boba?

[olive garden]

what is that something that is better for my teeth if I drink it via a straw?

[upbeat falcon]

Bubble tea - Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubble_tea
Bubble tea (also known as pearl milk tea, bubble milk tea, or boba; Chinese: 珍珠奶茶; pinyin: zhēn zhū nǎi chá, 波霸奶茶; bō bà nǎi chá; or 泡泡茶; pào pào chá

Requested by wizjany#3127 - bubble tea - result 1 of 8

[golden gust]

God fucking...

[mossy vessel]

Oic, they use card board straws over here

[golden gust]

smh NMF

[mossy vessel]

So no biggie

Same with Starbucks and like everyone else

[golden gust]

Sugary drinks are said to be better to drink with a straw

[mental meadow]

oh that reminds me finally a new boba shop opened here in town but I haven't had time to visit it

[olive garden]

so basically everything except for water and milk?

[pulsar wigeon]

what else is there...?

[olive garden]

hot tea :D

[pulsar wigeon]

that's water

[golden gust]

well, tea stains your teeth

I know because I'm a brit

[pulsar wigeon]

fucking brits didn't ever find out brushing your teeth is a thing

[olive garden]

do you even have teeth?

[royal kernel]

Drink coffee with a straw lol

[golden gust]

brb, just had a cup of tea, going to brush my teeth

[mossy vessel]

I learnt that drinking too much with a straw leads to your teeth growing in a circle around the straw

[golden gust]

Like, do that like, several times a day?

[vernal moth]

I drink red tea, that doesn't stain so bad 😂

[mossy vessel]

No tea with herbs?

[royal kernel]

Do brits drink coffee

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eELH0ivexKA

[royal kernel]

YouTube aint working for me

[olive garden]

I think that's for the better

sorry cat

[royal kernel]

Rip

[golden gust]

I will fite you

[royal kernel]

Who, which one

[olive garden]

my sister just did a huge cleaning around the house, please don't shit on our rug thx

[visual egret]

hypixel is thriving rn

the amount of players is insane tbh

[ashen cliff]

I have master crafted a response to the BS abuse report.
Hello, you omitted both the attacked IP address (only an IP behind NAT is given) and the timezone. According to our investigation, your network was used as a drone in a DDoS attack that took place between April 6 and April 8 directed at our machine. Please review your log once more (as logs behind NATs could be "reversed"). As a result, we are unable to take any further measures.

[royal kernel]

Does Britain also get the herbal green tea health BS

[olive garden]

BS?

[royal kernel]

Where it magically makes you healthy

Just a cup a day

Bs

[olive garden]

oh

[golden gust]

I mean, there's always people that believe that kinda BS

[olive garden]

I think vodka is better at that role

[ashen cliff]

I think you can see why it's BS by just reading it.

[golden gust]

But, I mean, it's not a wide thing afaik here

[ashen cliff]

I expect no reply. Or a strongly worded one.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY MIKROTIK IS A PART OF THE DDOS NETWORK?!

[golden gust]

Really jenkins, really

I mean, I don't wanna jinx myself

But, if this works, imma be pissed

[royal kernel]

If what works?

[golden gust]

this build...

[royal kernel]

What makes jenkins better git

[golden gust]

wa?

o

[royal kernel]

Why would you use Jenkins instead of Github or vice versa

[golden gust]

der is the fail

Because we control our own jenkins instance and gh actions wasn't around at that point in time

[royal kernel]

Ok

[vernal moth]

It's also easier to integrate jenkins into our download api

Cause they share a file system

[royal kernel]

Does Paper have like an offical MC server

That would be cool

[golden gust]

no

[mossy vessel]

ugh

Cat did still not fix that for me??? https://i.imgur.com/OS7AIkC.png

[golden gust]

git fukt

[magic river]

How many years has Hypixel been working on their game?

[golden gust]

was going oh so well

I don't get why it works when bilding against java 8

like, as soon as java 11 comes into play it shits itself

[mossy vessel]

Did you try fixing your theme yet?

[ashen cliff]

INB4 you are missing JavaFX.

[royal kernel]

Is java 11 bad for MC

[ashen cliff]

No.

[olive garden]

Java 8 is bad for my mental health though

[ashen cliff]

Good. I'm still using 8.

[royal kernel]

Thats why I run java 15

[magic river]

Do you have the latest shade and javadoc plugins?

It looks like shade at least has been known to break javadoc things with newer javas

[royal kernel]

I just got it from OpenJdk

[golden gust]

I've just tried switching to the profile that spigot uses vs our own stab at is as delombok for the javdocs has been busted for a while too

Like, it's weird, as it's worked fine outside of jenkins

[magic river]

I dunno, it looks like people have had several different problems with javadoc, maven, and java 11 but nothing I can find matches what you're seeing

When in doubt upgrade all the things 😄

[royal kernel]

Cat, do you do the coding for paper/waterfall?

[vernal moth]

Cat is a masochist so yes

[golden gust]

Well, maybe it was outdated crap

I just used the dist profile spigot uses and it worked fine

[royal kernel]

Is it like your guys job or like a hobby

[golden gust]

I recall tryna update crap a while back but maybe they fixed something

.jd

[limber knot]

https://papermc.io/javadocs/

[warm anchor]

Can we not

[vagrant marlin]

why though?

[brittle jacinth]

did Motz' paper-chan body pillow arrive yet

...it appears not

[left swift]

Can YOU not

[vernal moth]

Starship will go to the moon!

They just landed a 2.9 billion contract by nasa

Wtf

The proposed target date is 2024

Thats 3 years

Wtf

We could see humans on moon using starship in 3 years

And this time livestream in 4k because you know musk will not loose that chance

If he can livestream a car, he can livestream the moon landing

[left swift]

Nice try mini the moon isnt real silly

[magic river]

@static badge yeah that's a bitfield

[static badge]

yeah whatever it is it would've saved me a lot of trouble

[magic river]

To use that as a long you'd do a union of a struct with bitfields and a long

Although you wouldn't have to use it as a long so I guess no point

[static badge]

yeah it might just pack it to the next power of 2

i'd have to check it, but as long as it did that'd be perfect

[magic river]

No, if you say something is at bit 2 and takes 4 bits GCC will generate the code to read from the correct alignment (probably byte) and then shift and mask to get just the bits for your field

It isn't putting any padding in

[static badge]

sadge

unaligned reads there would probably suck

[magic river]

In Java you're doing the shift and mask yourself so it's no different

[static badge]

well I was referring to the read to get the value off the array

ik it'll do the shifts and such

those shifts are better than the read anyways so

[magic river]

The array is still going to have padding to make the start of each struct in it properly aligned, afaik

[static badge]

yeah I'd hope so too, or else i'd have unaligned reads and that'd be pretty bad

[olive garden]

in java both classes and their members are aligned

[magic river]

On x86 unaligned reads are free to almost free

On ARM they fault

[static badge]

maybe my info about unaligned reads is a decade old

[magic river]

I think unaligned reads actually got slower in skylake?

[static badge]

idk but they're anyways, especially if they fault on ARM jeez

[worn ember]

wtf real furry

[static badge]

1.12 did use bitfields in an int but they only had 6 bits for y lol

idk how it went from top section to bottom and worked

[merry talon]

I mean

That's a musk date

So add 5 years

[magic river]

Wait 6 bits for Y where?

[static badge]

way back in 1.12

[magic river]

Yeah but where?

[static badge]

lemme pull up

in World#c(EnumSkyBlock, BlockPosition(

                    i2 = (l1 & 63) - 32 + i1;
                    j2 = (l1 >> 6 & 63) - 32 + j1;
                    k2 = (l1 >> 12 & 63) - 32 + k1;

that's basically their propagation algorithm

[vernal moth]

Yeah nasa said that there might be risk involved 😂

[static badge]

idk why it uses 6 bits for y lol

[vernal moth]

But still

[magic river]

All of those are only 6 bits

[static badge]

yeah x gets 6, y gets 6, and z gets 6

but y can span way out of that range

x and z really don't from what I can tell

[magic river]

Is this per-section?

[static badge]

it might be, code's a bit of a mess

but this function is also technically responsible for setting up skylight sources

so it could also span sections

maybe

[next frost]

leaf you put the same screenshot twice in your technical_details file

that's unacceptable

[static badge]

did i

[magic river]

They optimize skylight calculations based on sections so it'd make sense for the calculations to be based on sections

[static badge]

oh if they do it that way then i guess it would work

[waxen panther]

leaf is a nerd

[quasi valley]

true

[static badge]

ur mom's a nerd

[cedar spade]

broc is also a nerd

[velvet garden]

ughhh why are some plugin devs (some premium) so hostile about an user not giving them a 5-star review ffs

[worn ember]

cuz usually its a stupid reason why its not a 5 star

[velvet garden]

and what I'm meaning here is actual, honest reviews

my friend bought a premium plugin and had some issues with it, went to get support and all he got back was bad support, links to vague wiki articles and an all-around "figure it out yourself" attitude. he went to write a honest 3-star review and the author came back hostile and made all kinds of accusations

i believe he even threatened to revoke his license for giving a 3-star review ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[worn ember]

lots of hotheads around the interwebs

not much you can do about it

[velvet garden]

yeah but like

reviews are reviews

[worn ember]

there was a debate a few days ago wether reviews even have any value or not :p

[velvet garden]

don't get mad if someone gives a bad review if you give them sh*t

[worn ember]

so yeah its a double edged sword

idm if people give me bad reviews if they are grounded

but giving a 1 star cuz you're too stupid or too unwilling to read the wiki or even ask for support (or use the wrong plugin lol yes it happens) that does get annoying

[velvet garden]

yeah.. I get the one-star ones, but it's a "feature" in every review system there is

but there still are authors who might even get mad for a four-star

[worn ember]

"amazing plugin" -> gives 4 star

[formal turret]

minecraft modders 🙄 lmao

lot of whack ppl like that modding the game lol

[worn ember]

no u

[formal turret]

wot i don't think you're threeatening to revoke peoples license for a poor review lol

[worn ember]

i ddos them kappa

[formal turret]

that'll show em

[warm anchor]

Jokes on you. Ded likes other people insulting him. That gives him life energy

[grand pewter]

how can he have life energy if he's ded

[void void]

q: do you have said plugin posted anywhere it would be handy

[ancient bolt]

https://gist.github.com/DemonWav/8192f6974ce29efee81c094611dfafef updated to support jump instructions too (ternary statements) so it correctly handles every constructor in minecraft

[modest path]

What's the purpose of that

[ancient bolt]

if I have the following 2 classes:

public class SuperClass {
    public SuperClass(String left, String right) { ... }
}

public class ChildClass {
    public ChildClass(String left, String right) {
        super(left, right);
    }
}

Then this code is able to match the ChildClass constructor parameters to the SuperClass constructor parameters

[cosmic raft]

@ancient bolt petition to rename https://gist.github.com/DemonWav/8192f6974ce29efee81c094611dfafef#file-superconstructorhydrator-java-L177 loop to dance

then you can break dance;

:p

[ancient bolt]

petition denied, shall be renamed to down

[cosmic raft]

downAndCry?

[ancient bolt]

2real4me

[cosmic raft]

:)

[ancient bolt]

lol when you have too many linters

@SuppressWarnings({
    "InnerClassMayBeStatic", //intellij
    "ClassCanBeStatic" //errorprone
})
public class InnerClass {
    public class InnerInnerClass {
        public class InnerInnerInnerClass {}
    }
}

[warm anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/matrioska-loop-bored-tired-russian-gif-7433508

[ancient bolt]

as a further example, it's able to correctly follow the data path of which parameter goes to where in this code:

public class InnerClass extends ChildClass {
    InnerClass(int first, int second) {
        super(/* first= */second, /* second= */first);
    }

    public class InnerInnerClass extends InnerClass {
        InnerInnerClass(int second, int first) {
            super(first, second);
        }

        public class InnerInnerInnerClass extends InnerInnerClass {
            InnerInnerInnerClass(int first, int second) {
                super(second, first);
            }
        }
    }
}

[modest path]

Ooh, that seems useful actually

[left swift]

ive been watching this for an hour how long does this go on for my eyes are burning

please help

[warm anchor]

[left swift]

i just wanna know whats inside the last one!!

[potent fossil]

poor nomana doesn't realize that the dolls are growing as the move to the left so it never ruins the presentation

poor nomana

[runic shale]

well I just go back to "back end development"

nothing to talk about

[untold copper]

good morning bois

I'll have you know I woke up at 9 instead of 11 @mental meadow

[unkempt drift]

it is clearly dark outside. cant be morning

[untold copper]

I shall not fail maths this time >:(

[mental meadow]

i havent slept yet and it's 6 now

I have a meeting in 4 hours

yay