general

[lavish willow]

ik

I just said

[warm anchor]

Find someone in your country that knows how to code then?

[potent fossil]

Also please don't talk to me about bad economies: https://static.jacobandersen.dev/shared/Mediumspringgreen-Yardant-68.png

[celest coyote]

there is no prewritten code for this lol

[tropic flame]

people saying that in their country 30 dollars is too expensive, as if the coder somehow does not also need the money to survive lole

[warm anchor]

lol but simple the cost of living in PH is so low

[spare venture]

Great website

[potent fossil]

Yeah, if you're a tourist...

[celest coyote]

thats besides the point

[lavish willow]

There is a YouTube channel that is very difficult to find such people in my country, but now she has quit the channel, so I already use discord.

[potent fossil]

Try working a job there at a normal PH wage, you'll be in poverty.

[celest coyote]

sorry but no one cares about your sob story

[warm anchor]

You are telling me the entire turkey rely on one YT channel to find people to program or that was just you?

[lavish willow]

I am 13 years old: p

[celest coyote]

no one here will hand hold you to create the map for you

[visual egret]

so am i :p

and i can code

[warm anchor]

Oskar is 12 and he knows how to code

[spare venture]

Man I wish I had the brain capacity for this bs

[warm anchor]

dont make excuse

[visual egret]

also im not 12 eternity

wtf

[potent fossil]

Yeah, I'm out of gas for this conversation. Going back to my grocery list.

[celest coyote]

im just waiting for paper to patch lol

what

[visual egret]

wha

[merry talon]

[warm anchor]

😕

[visual egret]

irc never forgets

[lavish willow]

they don't even know a simple execute command

[twin lagoon]

@warm anchor hello!!!!!!

[merry talon]

why don't you find a community in your native language then

[twin lagoon]

[visual egret]

then learn yourself

[warm anchor]

awawa

[visual egret]

dont rely on other people if they cant supply you with what you need

learn

[merry talon]

what you're asking for is not a 'simple execute command'

[lavish willow]

ik I just gave an example.

[tropic flame]

i didn't understand this either LMAO

[visual egret]

what kind of ubuntu fuckery is this

since when do capitals not matter

[spare venture]

Question

[potent fossil]

@visual egret that would be your shell, helping out

not linux

[celest coyote]

well

it might be the fs

[potent fossil]

oh, ig yea

[lavish willow]

Is that too long to learn?
As I said, I don't have much time, we will move very soon and it will be too long for us to access the internet.

[twin lagoon]

NTFS is case insensitive

unlike the rest of WSL / linux

[spare venture]

I am buying a new car had my eyes set on a Honda Civic 2021 LX. New car, sexy, cool, around $20k.

However I just had this opportunity sprung on me to get a 2017 Subaru Outback for far cheaper.

What do help

[potent fossil]

cheaper.

every time.

[spare venture]

Why

[warm anchor]

cheaper is better

[twin lagoon]

god if only i could get a car like that for $20k

[warm anchor]

new car is worse thing you can buy

[potent fossil]

I mean, depends on your financial situation I suppose.

[merry talon]

i mean it depends entirely on how much cheaper it is

[warm anchor]

party

[twin lagoon]

a new honda civic would be like $45k here guaranteed

[potent fossil]

Can you swallow that 20k and be ok?

[warm anchor]

are you close to college town?

[potent fossil]

Or will it hurt more than the far cheaper option

[spare venture]

It won’t hurt

[warm anchor]

Best way to get good car is find college kids, oversea one

buy their car as they move back to China

[twin lagoon]

[potent fossil]

Well, then, if you can take that 20k and you feel secure about it, get the new car.

[peak ginkgo]

love that red body

[spare venture]

I’m torn because I was really in love with the idea of being able to buy my own brand new car

[lavish willow]

could you please answer my question? Will this be too long?

[potent fossil]

@lavish willow Learning how to code will take you a long time.

3 months minimum.

[warm anchor]

yeah and that's the worse way to spend your brand new money party

[potent fossil]

Longer than that to learn what you're trying to do in Minecraft.

[visual egret]

simple i learnt my epic plugin in like 3 days

[lavish willow]

oh well, we're going to move in 4 months, thank you.

[spare venture]

Is it the worst way? I could buy a 2017 civic but it would still be like $17k lol

[potent fossil]

lol

[visual egret]

System.out.println cough cough

to be fair i didnt know bukkit logger existed

[celest coyote]

go learn how to write command blocks or something idk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RETRc4yQ-hA

[spare venture]

So the fact that the car is new vs used isn’t the issue

[potent fossil]

if it's only 3k less, then...probably not worth? I mean, if it's with a dealership you might even get them to drop the price if you put more down

[spare venture]

It’s more of I really like the civic but it’s hard to pass on an opportunity like the Subaru

Nah the Subaru is much cheaper

[worn ember]

more doors more better

[celest coyote]

much as in what? like 5 or 10k cheaper?

[visual egret]

cursed

[lavish willow]

Maybe they use it, I don't live in Russia, but this is the country with the worst economy I could find.

[visual egret]

windows line endings on a linux created file

[spare venture]

Let’s go with 10k

[peak ginkgo]

@lavish willow

• Spawn the mobs on a certain scoreboard team `summon Cow ~ ~ ~ {Team:"mobs"}
• execute unless entity @e[team=mobs] run say "Everything is dead"

[potent fossil]

Ok.

[spare venture]

Assume the civic is $20k and Subaru is $10k.

Subaru is 5 years old and has 20k miles

[lavish willow]

Oh my god you are the best thanks!!!

[potent fossil]

Oh that's good mileage

[spare venture]

Am I being stupid by being hesitant to go for the Subaru? Assume there’s nothing wrong with it, just a really good deal

[lavish willow]

I will try tomorrow

[celest coyote]

subaru seems like a really good deal then thats basically nothing in terms of mileage

[spare venture]

I was really excited to be able to buy a brand new car myself idk, and I love the civic

[warm anchor]

going for cheaper one party

well get your head out of your ass new car is not worth

[potent fossil]

5 years old is 2016, that's still pretty goddamn new sir

I'm driving a 37 year old vehicle

[spare venture]

Currently driving a 15 year old car

[warm anchor]

You can ask anywhere and almost everyone will tell you buying new car is bad lol

unless you are shitting money then that's fine

[potent fossil]

Plus it's gonna depreciate really fast

[true canyon]

Where's the car being bought from? If a dealership or such do they provide a short term warranty or whatever

[spare venture]

Civics don’t depreciate that fast

[potent fossil]

I mean, I guess it depends how long you plan to keep it

[visual egret]

hmm i heard there was a flag to fix plugins breaking J14<

[spare venture]

Like I said 2017 civic is still $16-$17k at a dealer

[visual egret]

something about illegal access

[potent fossil]

Anyway I'm going grocery shopping now

[spare venture]

It still has a warranty from the dealer it was originally bought from

[visual egret]

jvm flag is --illegal-access=permit nvm

[true canyon]

Neato, and that transfers?

(I have no idea how those things work, but that would be a worry of mine)

[ancient bolt]

my car is 11 years old now. Might get a new one next year or something. It's a honda so I haven't had any issues at all, kept up with regular maintenance and such

but I really want remote start and a backup camera. Blind spot detection would be nice too. All standard features even in cheap cars these days, but those didn't exist in cheap cars back then

[visual egret]

smh just get a tesla or smthn its cheap right 😎

[ancient bolt]

I'd love a fully electric car but I am not willing to spend that much money on car that low quality

tesla knows how to make good batteries and good electric motors, but car build quality is something they are really bad at

[visual egret]

anyway, after like 50 years i got clan tags working

[visual egret]

looks like its doable 😅

[lavish willow]

😳

[visual egret]

hmm do i make chat names gray though

[spare venture]

Alright I’m going with the Subaru, thanks

[waxen panther]

[spare venture]

Just hard to change your mind when you had your kind set and were about to buy something else

But can’t pass up on a deal like that

[visual egret]

party literally out here buying a car while i struggle to make a plugin

life is sad

[spare venture]

You’re a decade younger than me

[visual egret]

old!

[waxen panther]

no

[spare venture]

[waxen panther]

ur a child

😁

[warm anchor]

My steam account is older than Oskar

[visual egret]

brocc ur old!

[spare venture]

Mines only like 11 years old sad

[visual egret]

brocc i have a question

it might be personal

[spare venture]

My RuneScape account is older than you tho

2006

[visual egret]

uh

shhh

my Fortnite account is older than some children ig?

[spare venture]

Yes

This message is older than some children

[visual egret]

ok very epic

[spare venture]

Oskar is older than some children

Scary thought

[waxen panther]

yes?

[visual egret]

do you recognise this dog

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555469074080202765/827642347382767616/unknown.png

[waxen panther]

nope

[spare venture]

I saw that dog posted already

[visual egret]

yeah ik

[waxen panther]

why would i recognise it

[spare venture]

Why does it look like a pic from 2002

[visual egret]

it is old

[spare venture]

Is that broc childhood dog

[visual egret]

i found a username on the PaperMC account which also lead to a Youtube account with the same name

[waxen panther]

ah

this used to be my irl friends account

and then i let my cousin use it for a bit

it's been around :p

[visual egret]

brocc epic eula breaker

[waxen panther]

is that against eula lol

i barely use it

[visual egret]

i think it is

[warm anchor]

oskar is stalking?

[tropic flame]

i think mojang never cared about that really

now with microsoft with there might be other stance tho

[spare venture]

Most services don’t allow account sharing iirc

[waxen panther]

It's always been "my" account, i paid for it and stuff

[spare venture]

Reduces “buh my brother did it!”

[waxen panther]

most of my friends couldnt afford shit growing up so i had a lot of mc accounts for them

[warm anchor]

what a nice bro

[visual egret]

epic

question is how did you afford minecraft accounts

[tropic flame]

yeah but in case of minecraft i don't see an issue, unless your lil brother uses hacks lol

[waxen panther]

i got a job when i was young

[visual egret]

hacks is a per server thing right?

[tropic flame]

yeah

[visual egret]

so im pretty sure that wouldn't matter

[tropic flame]

yes but still, there you go sending a ban appeal saying it was your brother who did it

kinda sucks when hypixel is the only decent server to have build battle the way they do it

for example ^

[visual egret]

i would never hack on a server that i actually play on, even if it was on an alt and i was 100% sure i wouldn't get caught

[spare venture]

Not being poor means you can buy stuff too Oskar

[visual egret]

well of course

[tropic flame]

I've used a launcher from the seven seas for years until a friend of mine bought me an account lmao

[visual egret]

i used some rando polish "sky land" launcher

it "worked"

[spare venture]

I bought it in 2010

Never pirated it smh

[visual egret]

i had legacy console edition since 2014/2013

[tropic flame]

sure it "worked", were there also many hot singles in your area?

[visual egret]

nope, they targeted children

[tropic flame]

¯_(ツ)_/¯ sometimes choices are tight

[visual egret]

their server has like 50 active players since i keep it in the server list just for tradition ig?

[spare venture]

Yeah I’m not criticizing you for pirating it

I was just joking

[tropic flame]

i know

[spare venture]

Don’t give a shit about kids pirating games or doing it because they can’t afford it

[visual egret]

stampy and technoblade: the good times

[spare venture]

I’ve found a lot of people pirate java because they already have bedrock. They won’t buy the game twice, or their parents won’t

That and being poor

[tropic flame]

oh

[visual egret]

im not bothered to buy bedrock so im using bing to get "microsoft rewards" and then i can get £20, £10 and £5 gift cards, ill save up for the £20 and £5 one and ill finally get bedrock edition :)

[spare venture]

But that kinda helps understand it

And java is significantly more expensive I believe

So why would a parent buy java over bedrock

[tropic flame]

lmao I've been playing since 2015 but only got the account in 2019

[visual egret]

java costs me £6 less than bedrock

[spare venture]

Especially if bedrock is cross platform

[tropic flame]

i was already in this server actually, before i got it

[pulsar wigeon]

but java runs on over 6 billion devices

[spare venture]

“It’s the same game and you can play it on console and pc!”

Kinda sucks

Mojang either greedy or just dicks for not making it one account/purchase, access to both bedrock and java

[tropic flame]

they used to do that, right?

[visual egret]

didnt they do that in 2018?

[tropic flame]

but then they ended it

saying it was "just an offer"

[spare venture]

Nah they just offered bedrock to java players

[visual egret]

was still pretty nice for java players

[left swift]

real life typing sounds Pog

[spare venture]

Yes but bedrock, the vast majority of players, will never play java

[tropic flame]

the offer still works for accounts that were bought before they ended it so if you get a second hand account, chances are you'll have access to both java and bedrock lmao

[spare venture]

Even though java is better

Bedrock server software is still where Java was in like 2011 lol

[tropic flame]

are there statistics on this?

[spare venture]

Yes

[left swift]

lasevi is having a field day in minecraft bro

[tropic flame]

when did java stop being the majority?

[warm anchor]

bedrock view distance is better than java

[spare venture]

Bedrock is waaaaaaat larger

Like 4x larger?

[worn ember]

First time watching Forrest Gump. I've been missing out o.o

[visual egret]

party just make a bedrock edition server smh all your tictac fanz are askingz for itz

[spare venture]

Java has only sold 30-40 million copies

Bedrock and the rest have sold 160 million or more

Minecraft overall passed 200 million last may

[visual egret]

wasnt it more close to ~50%? i remember hearing that in like 2018 :p

[spare venture]

Java passed 30 million in April 2019

So

Bedrock is waaaay larger

And from my advertisements it is like 80% people asking if it’s on bedrock too or people using tlauncher.

[visual egret]

thats why when i make my server ill prioritise both versions ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[spare venture]

We could do it but resource packs don’t translate properly at all

My server is meh without the resource pack

And plugin incompatibilities will happen and that’s just a huge headache

[tropic flame]

people using TLauncher are weird

there's literally MultiMC

[visual egret]

i've never heard of tlauncher or multimc until i got into the server community

[tropic flame]

nah but fr TLauncher looks weird

too much modern UI design

[wraith trail]

but tlauncher lets you launch offline mode more easily

multimc by default will lock it behind having an added account

[tropic flame]

well... true ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[visual egret]

i dont like the cat button on multimc, feels very out of place 👀

[wraith trail]

afaik that's why 99% of people use it

[tropic flame]

but there are other launchers from the seven seas that are closer (if not totally based) on the old java launcher

[visual egret]

yeah the one i used was based of that

[tropic flame]

but then TLauncher gets all the cake because fancy skins system

[zealous wedge]

there is a fork of multimc that doesn't enforce that

it's on the AUR for some reason >.>

[tropic flame]

LMAO yeah i found it on github too

[spare venture]

Tlauncher is the pirate launcher lol

That’s the only reason people use it

There are other pirate launchers but they are less common and usually foreign

[tropic flame]

same, I'd refuse to use anything else because ffs

mine even got this quality of life update that added a dark mode to the UI

[spare venture]

MultiMC is very nice tho

[visual egret]

i really dont like the people hosting offline mode stuff though, especially if they themselves dont have an account

[spare venture]

Honestly I don’t care about offline mode servers anymore

[tropic flame]

whistles away

same

lol

same thing

[warm anchor]

Oskar tell me why the server owner having legit MC account do to the fact they are hosting illegal sever?

[spare venture]

If Mojang cared they’d shut those servers down

[tropic flame]

nah I don't have any public servers, I'm just kidding

[visual egret]

i understand pirating mc, but if you are running a server, especially if its a public server i dont like that

[spare venture]

Mojang barely even cares about the java servers community (the management/executives not the devs)

[visual egret]

datapacks are looking good though

just slow

[tropic flame]

kinda hard for mojang to justify shutting offline mode servers down when they provide that option themselves

they'd have to remove it

[visual egret]

developer community wouldn't like that

[tropic flame]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

things have pros and cons

[visual egret]

all public servers use authme anyway

they would just use a plugin to disable online mode so it wouldn't do anything

it would just make it more painful

[tropic flame]

lmao imagine a plugin using ASM to disable online mode

[warm anchor]

offline mode is provided so dev can do stuff without staying always online. Not for you to host server for kiddo to pay you money and play illegally

[tropic flame]

they still provide that option unconditionally

not "ok you can run in offline mode because you're a dev"

so that can't stick

[spare venture]

Meh

[visual egret]

mojang should just scare people from using it more

[tropic flame]

they'd have to remove it fully and they don't care, so, whatever

[spare venture]

Who cares

[tropic flame]

yeah lmao

i literally don't care

[spare venture]

People who pirate games weren’t going to buy the game anyway

[tropic flame]

since I've been part of that side in the past

[spare venture]

And I for one don’t really want to help Mojang or Microsoft make any more money

[visual egret]

party new offline-mode server owner 👀

[spare venture]

If they barely care about us, I’m going to barely care about them

No

I would never run an offline mode server

I enjoy mojangs auth and being able to actually ban people

[visual egret]

just create your own account system smh my head 🙄

[tropic flame]

my private servers have been always offlinemode since I always end up having a friend without an account

but then again, being private means i got my ways to make sure they never join again if i happen to have to ban them lol

[visual egret]

people in my school either play minecraft bedrock/java or they dont, so im in a safe place

[spare venture]

I don’t associate my Minecraft life with my real life

[visual egret]

meh, my friends play it, i play it

same thing with most other games

<@&748618676189528155> weewoo

[twin lagoon]

i'm seeing programar, unity & 10 dolares

please tell me it means what i think it means

[ashen cliff]

A good first job for Oskar.

[lament patio]

It does

[twin lagoon]

someone who knows how to program in unity and wants 10 dollars?

it does

[visual egret]

i mean, i saw "unity" and "10 dolars" so i assumed so

i can do unity stuff though, just not good at it kek

[mighty storm]

why the ping exactly

[visual egret]

#general message

[golden gust]

@slow heath rule 4, this is also an english discord

[slow heath]

yep

sorry for that

[slow heath]

this

[visual egret]

bruh

[warm anchor]

[visual egret]

Anyway, im curious what server software you guys use, i know most answers will be paper but i wanna see if someone uses tunity/purpur and why

[golden gust]

No, literally nobody uses tuinity/purpur

I mean, wut

[warm anchor]

Oskar do you go into a group of English man and ask them if they are from Germany?

coz that's what you are doing rn

[visual egret]

i'm just asking

[tropic flame]

warm take but i see no point in using forks of Paper for production servers, it just feels like Paper now rejects contributions left and right like spigot does when it's not true

[slow heath]

eskeetit

[tropic flame]

the duality of man

[twin lagoon]

provide proof of contributions being rejected

[visual egret]

i mean, i know people like party who use purpur

[tropic flame]

Wasn't that the entire point of making Paper? otherwise I see no point in Paper either

[ashen cliff]

The would you should have used: Not accepted.

[visual egret]

because md is mean

[twin lagoon]

paper's end goals & motives probably don't align with spigot's

forks will have the same issue

some fork authors PR things back to paper

most larger production servers will run some form of tuinity nowadays

[upper flicker]

its always the users of these forks that cause all sorts of stupid drama about things they dont understand

because if we cant be at each other’s throats what’s the point

[merry talon]

@\party

[upper flicker]

I should say its always the users in general, not inherently of just the forks

[twin lagoon]

z ur dumb

[static badge]

hey z

[upper flicker]

plenty of paper users out there being dicks too

[static badge]

tacos SUCK

[upper flicker]

leaf may be a furry but he’s fine

[twin lagoon]

[static badge]

and so does paper for putting it into the eula.txt

fucking tricking people into accepting tacos

should honestly cancel paper for that

[spare venture]

many production servers are using forks of paper lol

[upper flicker]

none of the developers of any of these forks care at all what you use

[spare venture]

wtf is that supposed to mean

[twin lagoon]

*unless it's yatopia

[tropic flame]

never denied that, i just said that i see no point in that

[upper flicker]

they cant copy paste my way into caring

[twin lagoon]

@waxen panther go to bed

[visual egret]

*deletes message where i spoke about party*

[static badge]

they cant copy paste my way into caring

[waxen panther]

im GAMING

[twin lagoon]

no

[waxen panther]

sweden will rule all 😎

[visual egret]

holy shit its 1am

[spare venture]

using forks can be the difference between 85 players at 20 tps and 150 players at 20 tps

[visual egret]

i just realised

[ashen cliff]

You mean villagers?

[spare venture]

nah people that have villagers are unenlightened

paper is fine tho

[ashen cliff]

Why not just remove all gameplay features at that point?

[golden gust]

We rarely deny PRs, there's just a lot going on right now in pretty much all of our lives

[ashen cliff]

Who needs mobs anyway.

[spare venture]

forks are just if you need to squeeze every last thing at the cost of maybe messing with stuff

krusic stop trying to bait me 😦

[golden gust]

My halth is trash af and I don't get paid for this, so, sadly, I can't throw as much of a priority on it as I'd love to

[ashen cliff]

I already won this argument.

[spare venture]

mfw

[golden gust]

So much stuff in my backlog of stuff I wanna do

\o/

[visual egret]

replace mobs with particles ez

[twin lagoon]

@meager tusk Bro!

[ashen cliff]

@meager tusk BRO!

[visual egret]

who needs the server when you can just do p2p minecraft clients

ez

[ashen cliff]

Like this?

[tropic flame]

holy shit

[twin lagoon]

is that kgb-minecraft or 2b2t

[formal turret]

is this 5 different hacked clients running at once?

[tropic flame]

is this minecraft or an MMORPG?

[ashen cliff]

That's KGB Client on 2B.

[tropic flame]

am I seeing runescape

[twin lagoon]

when you inject 5 hacked clients

[golden gust]

KGB client

no black car following you

[tropic flame]

KGB CLIENT

[golden gust]

https://tenor.com/bqHnw.gif

[tropic flame]

LMAO

[upbeat falcon]

Minecraft servers in Serbia - Minecraft Server List

https://minecraft-mp.com/country/serbia/
Minecraft servers located in Serbia.

Requested by Michael#9600 - balkan anarchy minecraft - result 1 of 10

[twin lagoon]

disappointing

searched for balkan anarchy minecraft

[ashen cliff]

KGB still on top.

[waxen panther]

bazinga

[twin lagoon]

atleast KGB is on top yes

[ashen cliff]

Good thing Serb craft is banned from the list.

[golden gust]

Gotta like

Start remaking scenes of movies in MC

[twin lagoon]

oh my god it's perfect

[upper flicker]

shouldn’t ever count the kgb out

[golden gust]

A serbian movie: Minecraft edition.

[twin lagoon]

KGBminecraft runs on KGBhosting

[left swift]

Bababuoy

[waxen panther]

it’s beautiful

[visual egret]

wtf

[twin lagoon]

brocc charge ur phone

[waxen panther]

😭

lazy

[spare venture]

serbian flag just looks evil

like the bad guys

[left swift]

[spare venture]

wow serbian minecraft is an unfilled niche

[left swift]

Serbian realms

[twin lagoon]

'

amazing

[ashen cliff]

Yes bro!

[twin lagoon]

that's guaranteed just a wordpress form to manually process payments

[spare venture]

maybe balkan minecraft is the next big minecraft market

[ashen cliff]

It always was.

[left swift]

Market?

[twin lagoon]

ok but paypal has the same jank shit

[upper flicker]

partyrealms serbia when????

[ashen cliff]

You can get away with stealing like 2k€ in 1 week and no one will even question it.

[golden gust]

giving barty ideas

smh

[spare venture]

rebrand to BalkanRealms, where we accept anyone except albania and north macedonia

[left swift]

Krusic is experienced

[spare venture]

i will have to add ak47 to server

[left swift]

Offline anarchy 1.8 pvp async balkan realms (2b2t clone)

[tropic flame]

and rakia

[twin lagoon]

i do not trust KGB anticheat

someone reverse engineer KGB anticheat

[ashen cliff]

Can't bro.

Under NDA.

[left swift]

KGB anticheat is just a gun

[twin lagoon]

no you're fucking not

i do not believe it

[upper flicker]

and risk them coming here?????

[visual egret]

https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/be-careful-compromised-spigot-accounts-might-be-posting-plugin-updates-with-malware.496738/ 🤔

[twin lagoon]

surely someone can decompile kgb anticheat

[spare venture]

old news oskar

[twin lagoon]

it's 896KB and it's made somewhere in the balkan states, they haven't invented obfuscation yet

[tropic flame]

What if you sign an NDA about your NDA? So basically you now have to pretend you don't have an NDA and thus you have to spill all the beans once you're asked

is this possible

[spare venture]

what

[visual egret]

then you would have that NDA to speak about that though

[ashen cliff]

Your NDA can prevent you from even talking about the NDA.

[spare venture]

ye

[twin lagoon]

o

maybe i should read my NDAs before signing them

[tropic flame]

yeah i just asked that as a joke but I just wanted to see the answers

[ashen cliff]

You have to get like at least 5 of those in your life.

[spare venture]

"I am not at liberty to discuss that"

eh who even reads their NDAs smh

life's too short

[tropic flame]

Nachos Dispatching Agreement

[visual egret]

how effective even are NDA's? cant you just create a throwaway on the internet and tell everyone?

[ashen cliff]

They know.

They always know.

Usually they give slightly different info to people.

[formal turret]

well they could feed you different information

[twin lagoon]

of course you can yes but the chances are that you'll be caught sooner or later

[formal turret]

then they know it's you

[tropic flame]

the KGB always know

[visual egret]

what if i use Anti-KGB-VPN?

[twin lagoon]

and i mean in general, why the fuck would you leak something when you have signed an NDA

[spare venture]

chances are you're an idiot if you knowingly violate an NDA

[ashen cliff]

There are reasons.

[twin lagoon]

such as the KGB anticheat

krusic tell us

[visual egret]

i dont even know what im speaking about 😅

[ashen cliff]

What if you sign an NDA preventing you from talking about a massive data leak that should be disclosed?

[visual egret]

hm

[twin lagoon]

ok well

[ashen cliff]

Not should, but has to be.

[twin lagoon]

maybe whistleblower the fuck out of that

but other than that, no

[tropic flame]

well, that's against the law so you can break the NDA on that case

[spare venture]

are you going to be sued if you release the information?

[visual egret]

4chan

[ashen cliff]

Yes.

[spare venture]

or are you going to be arrested if you don't

[tropic flame]

an NDA is not enforceable to cover up for illegal stuff

[spare venture]

weigh the options

[visual egret]

what if you work at area 51

[tropic flame]

... well

you flee to russia

[visual egret]

what if they send the aliens to you

[tropic flame]

oh, Russians are used to those

[visual egret]

oh wait i wasnt supposed to say that

[tropic flame]

they can protect me

[spare venture]

if you violate a government NDA good luck

[twin lagoon]

ah yes leaking government secrets

[tropic flame]

ssshhh just say "allegedly" and you're safe

[twin lagoon]

very good idea

[tropic flame]

that's how news reporters do

[visual egret]

ah ok

[tropic flame]

the holy word that makes any charges be dropped: "allegedly"

[visual egret]

allegedly the covid vaccine is safe

because it is 😎

[tropic flame]

see? you got the spirit

[ashen cliff]

You get a free dose of the KGB Vaccine for that oskar.

[golden gust]

if you break a government NDA you're generally not gonna get charged on the NDA itself but shit like the espionage act

[visual egret]

is that allegedly good or bad krusic

[ashen cliff]

Depends. You might start talking Russian.

[tropic flame]

I allegedly don't have enough information about that

[golden gust]

(assuming that they can, otherwise it's just 100% between you and the affected party)

[ashen cliff]

or domestic terrorism.

[visual egret]

allegedly area 51 does not know about the KGB vaccine

[spare venture]

dont break nda in balkans

[tropic flame]

2pac is allegedly alive in serbia

[spare venture]

albanians will come after you

[ashen cliff]

He is bro!

[visual egret]

what are they gonna do to me? shoot me? inject me with the KGB poison please help help helpvaccine?

[spare venture]

it is medicine

[visual egret]

👍 yes sir can confirm kgb vaccine is safe

just like kgb anticheat, kgb client, kgb lunar client, kgb p2p minecraft client

[tropic flame]

allegedly

[visual egret]

all safe, yep

[tropic flame]

KGB bitcoin miner

[ashen cliff]

Nah.

[tropic flame]

oh wait that just comes with Lunar already

[ashen cliff]

We commissioned ESEA for the miner.

[tropic flame]

I'm still laughing so much with this

[spare venture]

you laugh now

[tropic flame]

oh shit

No

NO

IT'S THEM

HELP-

mMMMPH

car speeds away in the distance

[golden gust]

Sounds like a personal problem

[stiff yarrow]

I got my first shot of the Pfizer vaccine

[warm anchor]

[void void]

wait is it still illegal to sell plugins

[golden gust]

No

plugins are built against an API

the fact that the API is implemented by a minecraft server mod is basically irrelevant

So, the EULA is basically irrelevant here

[void void]

ok ty

[void void]

Uhh

Soo how do ip unban someone

[merry talon]

depends on the plugin you used to ban them?

[void void]

EssentialsX

My friend ip banned me

Now he can’t unban

Rip

He doesn’t have console access

What do I do?

[merry talon]

https://essinfo.xeya.me/commands.html

[void void]

/unban-ip (IPV4, IPV6, public IP)

[merry talon]

no

[tropic flame]

/seen <your_name>
/unban <IP_address>

try that

[void void]

Which is the ip

[merry talon]

also no

look at the docs jesus

[void void]

My pv4 or my pv6

I did

[tropic flame]

IPv4

[void void]

Ok thank you

What if I changed my up

Ip

[tropic flame]

the ban would stop applying to you

[void void]

...

Breh

Then that’s useless

I still can’t join

[merry talon]

what?

[void void]

Ye

[tropic flame]

in other words, don't run offline mode server :+1:

[void void]

I change my up

Ye...

It’s a offline

Is that bad?

So I’m screwed?

[tropic flame]

eh i personally don't care

[void void]

Rip

[tropic flame]

run whatever you want

[void void]

F

U

K

[merry talon]

no you're just not actually reading

[tropic flame]

but yeah i think it'd stop applying

[void void]

-_-

Literally nothing else to read

[tropic flame]

just like banning a player with their name/UUID will be useless once they change of name in an offline mode server :+1:

[void void]

?

English

[tropic flame]

i spoke englush

[merry talon]

either way we don't support offline mode, so ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[void void]

Breh

[tropic flame]

uh

[void void]

Sorry

[tropic flame]

anyways there's no way to enforce permanent bans in an offline mode server unless you just start associating players with one specific IP and if they don't match they can't join

[void void]

So how do I fix it?

[tropic flame]

that's something I've done in a private server

[void void]

So change my op back to what it was?

[tropic flame]

no dude look just unban yourself and done

I'm gonna go sleep

[void void]

I don’t have owner

Bruh

I’m trying to get my friend to help me

[tropic flame]

:+1: talk with the one who does

[void void]

Ok

[lavish willow]

thanks

[merry talon]

so I'm 100% going skydiving now after that yes theory video

just need to find someone to go with..

[potent fossil]

why? seek discomfort and go alone 😎

[merry talon]

but... that's not the reason

i just feel like it would be more fun lol

I'm the king of doing things alone don't tempt me

[potent fossil]

i'm willing to bet that plummeting toward the earth at terminal velocity will be just as fun with or without somebody else

but perhaps

[tropic flame]

sometimes i wanna try skydiving without parachute

i got keepinventory so it should be fine

[potent fossil]

[tropic flame]

right?

[livid plume]

just turn on godmode ffs

hello sexy paper devs i have got question for u today

mobs can like

go thruogh a nether portal

and enter the nether

[potent fossil]

you can like

[livid plume]

but they can't go back

[potent fossil]

talk without pressing enter

every few words

try it

[livid plume]

anyone know how to fix

[lean kiln]

theres a cooldown

[livid plume]

ok sry excuze moi i often forget

[lean kiln]

then they can go back

[potent fossil]

[jade flax]

means just what it says

what is your class name

[potent fossil]

not sure how else to clarify that

[jade flax]

...

[potent fossil]

that's not a valid class name?

[jade flax]

what

a valid class name would be Foo.class

[potent fossil]

?? lol

are you trying to code without knowing how to code, or something

[jade flax]

you done effed up

[void void]

uh yeah

basically

[potent fossil]

im out

[jade flax]

you'll have to go read about java

I recommend learning the basics first, then attempting to apply knowledge

[potent fossil]

i wasn't actually expecting a yes to that

[jade flax]

lol

[void void]

lol

[waxen panther]

😬

[jade flax]

[lean kiln]

essentials xD iscord

[livid plume]

i can help u configure it if u want

[jade flax]

you.. sigh

[cunning raft]

essentials discord is pretty cool tho 😄

[limber knot]

mmm deleted messages go brrrt

[lean kiln]

its new and in testing

[jade flax]

essentialsx does

[limber knot]

it's brand new :p

[cunning raft]

its new

join MOSS in #community-guilds

goto the essx-discord-feedback channel

[void void]

oh sweet just got free nitro out of nowhere

[cunning raft]

it's super stable

been in testing for a while

[jade flax]

™️

[potent fossil]

it's JRoy®️ approved™️

[upper flicker]

we

‘re trying to tell him its stable

why would you say its jroy approved

[lean kiln]

lmao

[jade flax]

lol

[zealous wedge]

jroy merge wen

[jade flax]

jroy stamp of approval when

[lean kiln]

brigadier console merge wen

[jade flax]

^^^

[potent fossil]

hard fork wen

[cunning raft]

its been in testing for a while now

im quick to stomp on any bugs

none reported in a long time

[jade flax]

basically, shes mint

[warm anchor]

I mean the plugin is more stable than simple so it’s pretty stable

[zealous wedge]

@lean kiln i left reviews!

[lean kiln]

i saw! <3

[zealous wedge]

now just bug people to merge :p

[lean kiln]

hehe

no pls dont make the adventure version a maven project property

i dont wanna have to parse that shit

:(((

[mental meadow]

The extra h makes me sad too

[golden gust]

you make me sad

[mental meadow]

But you think about me🥰

[golden gust]

brb, going to self yeet

[mental meadow]

That only proves my point

[untold copper]

is it weird that no one calls each other anymore

[zealous wedge]

hey, it's one more thing for you-know-who to mess up :p

it's a super simple regex tho

[waxen panther]

the HECK is goin on in here

[untold copper]

hello brocc

how is the you today

[waxen panther]

pretty good

about to sleep at 5am

[untold copper]

pog

[true canyon]

Not true! I call my grandma ❤️

[zealous wedge]

well done broc

[untold copper]

Yes, thats alright, I call both my grandmas too, but is it weird that no one calls me except my mom

[potent fossil]

weird is subjective

[waxen panther]

my friends love phone calls

[potent fossil]

everything is weird, nothing is weird

[waxen panther]

i hate it

[untold copper]

you're in that mood

go sleep

[waxen panther]

[potent fossil]

everyone's a little weird, if you're not weird then you're boring

[untold copper]

yeah thats true lol

[potent fossil]

hi brocc

[waxen panther]

hello

[warm anchor]

[left swift]

What is happening here

[warm anchor]

It’s called late night paperMc general

[limber knot]

it's 9pm

[warm anchor]

western

[waxen panther]

gmt

[vestal jasper]

@potent fossil

🥺

[warm anchor]

Good morning brocco! Didn’t know you wake up so early!

[waxen panther]

yes i am such an early bird

😁

[potent fossil]

🥺

[left swift]

Gmt is a fake timezone

This post is sponsored by cst

UTC is fake news

This post is sponsored by cst

[upper flicker]

CST?

Isnt it CDT right now?

your superior timezone isnt even a thing right now

gtfoh

[left swift]

We dont conform to fake news

[untold copper]

time isn't real smh

[left swift]

Imagine it not being 11:32pm right now

[upper flicker]

its all in your head

[untold copper]

Yes, z750 gets it

[left swift]

Ur all programs in my simulation anyways

That's why cst is law

[upper flicker]

> control over everything in your own universe

[left swift]

Dont say it

[upper flicker]

> takes special care to force and promote a timezone

smh

of all the cool stuff you could’ve done

[left swift]

Why is my sim program talking back to me bro

[upper flicker]

shitty code

fix ur bugs

[left swift]

Must be on est

[upper flicker]

speaking of bugs, if you could remove mosquitos and gnats from the simulation, we’d all appreciate it

[merry talon]

and tacos

*because we don't deserve them

[upper flicker]

[untold copper]

tacos are

how do I say this

our supreme overlords

[upper flicker]

there are rumors of a great leader named paper-chan leading armies of tacos against evil

these are of course just legends

there’s no paper-chan lol

but the armies of tacos still protect us

[left swift]

All I'm saying as the simlord god emperor of this current simulation I've never eaten a taco before, that should tell you what you need to know about tacos

[upper flicker]

out of respect?

[untold copper]

maybe we're all in the matrix

[left swift]

Respectfully

[untold copper]

that would be pretty cool

[left swift]

My last vision as god emperor is paper-chan comes back on 05/24/2022 at 6:34pm cst

[untold copper]

what date is that

[potent fossil]

?

read it

[untold copper]

5/24

OH

[potent fossil]

please don't pull the "ohhhhhhhh but we put the days first and then the month" bullshit

[untold copper]

24th of may

Idk it always catches me off guard .-.

[potent fossil]

easily the most annoying thing on the planet

[left swift]

Yea the 5th day of the 24th month simple

[potent fossil]

ye ez

[left swift]

Cmon

[potent fossil]

it irks the fuck out of me when people are like "5.24???? this does not fit my format and i lack the brain capacity to try interpreting it flipped. can't do it. the fuck is that????"

[left swift]

Lots of stuff irks u simple

[waxen panther]

lol

[left swift]

[potent fossil]

pretentiousness the most

[magic river]

Listen, if you aren't going to format things year/day I just can't be bothered

[lavish crest]

20/V-(30 -6)\22 @ 34z:18 TAI-06:00:37 😀

(Assuming you mean the NA CST by CST)

[potent fossil]

[ancient bolt]

Listen, if you aren't using a monotonically incrementing count of the milliseconds since UTC midnight Jan 01, 1970 I just can't be bothered

[lavish crest]

So would that be ~27 seconds more than Unix time in milliseconds (out of curiosity)?

Anyway, it's nice to hear that Paper-Chan is coming back to save us from evil no matter what date/time format we use.

[native wolf]

[merry talon]

not using ISO-8601 formats

ugh I'm having such a first world problem

I can't wear my smart watch and my gaming compression sleeve at the same time

[hazy gulch]

me when line in drawing ...

[granite axle]

can we get an f for my test server

[vernal moth]

https://youtu.be/aBNHmUT3GPg

This is fun

[brisk mesa]

hi, i've always used MC's client and it seems it's now not performing as well for me, i've heard a lot about hacked clients but know nothing about them. I don't want to end up using one but i did google other clients to have a look. Are there any better clients out there than MC's client that are not hacked?

im looking for an increase in performance, i saw Badlion, is that a hacked client?

[vernal bone]

No, badlion isn't a hacked client. I wouldn't advise to download a hacked client since they have a history of backdooring the users.

Try using MultiMc as a launcher, with forge mods like Starlight, Sodium

[brisk mesa]

im trying to avoid hacked client's, why i asked

[vernal bone]

Try forge with optimization mods.

They are 100% legal and allowed on most networks + they are open source.

[brisk mesa]

ty

[vernal bone]

You can try these.

(screenshot from Paul)

[brisk mesa]

my issue is currently, when you teleport and there's void below the spawn, you fall and then reteleport, i'm told its a client chunk issue

[hazy gulch]

no t even forge

[vernal bone]

Yeah my bad it's fabric

[hazy gulch]

what a typo

[vernal bone]

Could be, Starlight might can help you with that.

I'm also using these mods usually, no issues / crashes so far, and amazing preformance.

[brisk mesa]

so i install forge and then the mods install in forge?

[vernal bone]

*Fabric, and the fabric api.

Yup, just run it first, it will create a mods folder.

Toss the mods inside, and you are done

[brisk mesa]

Fabric, ok. ty

[vernal bone]

No worries!

[fickle kelp]

anyone know a gud anti-32k plugin for my 1.16.5 anarchy server?

[woven otter]

just look around and that's like something really specific. can you even get them in latest versions tho

[fickle kelp]

found

[visual egret]

paper?

your players will only get 32k's if you give them 32k's

[nova plume]

anyone heard of this: https://github.com/Mohist-Community/Mohist

seems interesting

[vernal moth]

its as shitty as all other bukkit forge hybrids

they are fundamentally broken

[nova plume]

ight lmao

ok

[twin lagoon]

mohist is on yatopia level

[merry talon]

wtf, being in a discord call on android just completely fucks all other audio

[topaz mortar]

Why doesn't they team up with yatopia? 😂

[merry talon]

this is such an awful experience

[topaz mortar]

Same with TeamSpeak. It's switching to a voice mode.

[merry talon]

I remember it being this way a long time ago, but assumed that it was fixed

how is this acceptable

aaaaaaaa

[olive marlin]

Sweepy using Bluetooth headphones?

[pearl vapor]

When going into a nether portal it looks like I get teleported to spawn for a few seconds in the air, and then tp'ed to the nether portals actual location.
Why is this happening and how do I fix it?

[merry talon]

happens either way

This combined with there not being any good wireless headphones not made by apple might make me turn to the dark side

[visual egret]

oh yeah i had that i think i asked that here too and people told be it was vanilla so

¯_(ツ)_/¯

solution is to get a less laggy server ig?

[quasi valley]

no, it isn’t

[visual egret]

when i moved from the raspberry pi i no longer had that issue :p

[visual egret]

cringe

moving to paper ig

[vernal moth]

I mean

paper doesnt change that, lol

we just add a flag to ignore the version

spigot supports java 16

you are just

by 20 days

[visual egret]

fuck it i just wipe the entire server and restart

[left swift]

[twin lagoon]

[visual egret]

aww

Anyone with knowledge of SWM or A-SWM can help? How would i configure the server not to load the "normal" worlds? I can disable nether and end, but not sure about overworld... Thanks!

[pallid shale]

Hi, does someone recommend a plugin to create my own money system?

[zinc moss]

sheep would say vault

[native wolf]

I think it's your world plugin

[tropic flame]

java be like MainUniversalClassExtensionManagementSystemExecutionProvider

[visual egret]

i had this on a paper server with only towny and dynmap before, no world plugins

[left swift]

Internet bad or server bad probably both

[fickle kelp]

hi does anyone know how do i update paper?

do i just replace the .jar?

[twin lagoon]

yes

[fickle kelp]

ok

and same for plugins?

[twin lagoon]

yes

[fickle kelp]

ok

[visual egret]

obviously you test on a dev server before updating

[fickle kelp]

ok

[visual egret]

and you do 321 backups at least every week right?

[fickle kelp]

7 to be exact but close

[twin lagoon]

he means the 3-2-1 backup rule

[fickle kelp]

wot

[fickle kelp]

ok

[twin lagoon]

it's irrelevant to your question so not sure why it's being brought up

just make sure you have a backup before updating

[visual egret]

i mean, updating is relevant to backups

[fickle kelp]

i use pebblehost so they have automatic backups anyway

[visual egret]

cool

[fickle kelp]

thx for the cool plugin idea

[twin lagoon]

you're asking in a general chat about a plugin issue and then proceeds to post the question twice in like a 2 minute timeframe

ask in #paper-help with patience

ask in #paper-help with patience

[visual egret]

papi is a plugin though

well if it isnt what do you think is broken then?

[twin lagoon]

have you looked at your statistics in the mc statistics menu

[left swift]

More useless info on screen must show moar

[warm anchor]

Idk about others I play MC with nothing on screen.

[left swift]

I cant play mc unless there are messages everywhere on my screen

[left swift]

General be dead this morn

Someone do something controversial

I said controversial not illegal

[fair blade]

best evergreen meme I've seen so far

[woven otter]

number 1 poki fan?

[next frost]

but you missed the #memes channel

[left swift]

Number 1 duck fan

[woven otter]

nice

[left swift]

[nova plume]

what exactly does yatopia do that makes people not recommend it

[cunning raft]

its maintainers have a complete and utter lack of the code that is used in their own project

combine that with an additional lack of understanding of concurrency

and you've got data corruption

[nova plume]

i guess they focussed too hard on being faster than tuinity lmao

[cunning raft]

and there's no proof they come even close

and EVEN if they did

they get there but shoving threads at problems that aren't solved by shoving threads at them

they don't benchmark shit so uhhh

let me know when you find those

[austere ivy]

(in https://github.com/openjdk/amber-docs/blob/master/eg-drafts/reconstruction-records-and-classes.md)

Brian Goetz is a freakin’ legend. I love where he’s taking Java

[olive garden]

I come from my functional programming course and I was told that everything is solved by shoving more threads, RAM and computing power at stuff

so I think you are lying

threads are always the answer

[wide chasm]

Everyone likes records.
hides

[cunning raft]

lul

you know trig

[olive garden]

forgot the /s

[cunning raft]

if only they took any actual course

they'd MAYBE

know a bit more about concurrency

and wouldn't just wrap shit in new Thread() {

[nova plume]

true lol

[untold copper]

hewwo

[nova plume]

hi

[untold copper]

wyd

[nova plume]

physics

u?

[untold copper]

very cool

maths

[nova plume]

noice

u say maths

[untold copper]

what you doing in physics