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I have someone on my server who is not an operator but I can't ban him either, he can use console commands and doesn't show up on /op list, what's happening? And how can someone have all perms without being op?
permisssion node? check if he has * node
did u download some random plugin?
I didn't download anything random, and I have no idea how someone created a backdoor
heh
check his rank and player perm nodes
Some shady plugins have back doors for plugin creators.
what plugins are you running
^
inb4 offline mode
inb4 wildrtp made by ded
some guy using his console
rtp has backdoor
i use BetterRTP i think its good

inb4 tuinity not supported
here's my timings with all the plugins https://timings.aikar.co/?id=dcd69201c1f340ebb8dce2279ca65002
Aikar's Timings Viewer - View Timings v2 reports from Paper and Sponge
wow
send logs
UwUnity not supported. /s
it isnt supported but this isnt really something tunity would break
Yeah :P
noice
Who is the person who can do that?
I use specialized crates because golden crates were glitchy and i didn't like fogus core

why do they need to update every 2 ticks tho 
Probably won't solve my backdoor issue :/
Im gonna ask. Dont expect a response, Any cracked/nulled plugins my guy?
Nope, just a couple of my own plugins on there if you don't recognize the names
have you tried googling the player?
it was a bunch of players, already 300 views :') https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DCx7_kMtoU
kek
why can't you ban him?
I already did, 3 times but the backdoor is still here
backdoor or offline mode lol
backdoor
check your logs
backdoor or unsecure server
backdoor
so you use bungeecord
the guy just /op'd himself in console, nothing more in logs
did you secure your bungee network by firewalling off the backend servers?
yup
what is LoginBypass?
i'd suggest removing all the plugins you're not sure they're legit ig
he did.
ik
it's a custom plugin made by some dev I hired
so what is it?
do you trust that dev?
I do, I have the src
i'm assuming you have the source, go through it and see if there's anything in it. but what does the plugin do?
odd name for a plugin
just curious
locks dedi down
you can bypass the cap with a certain permission node
ah so it's a queue bypass
reported their video for terrorism kek

none of the plugins look particularly suspicious, so it's either you didn't secure your bungee network, your dedi is unsecure (password auth, password is breached, etc.), or one of your custom plugins has a backdoor?
yep
I noticed the person got onto my server using an older version of mc, could this have something to do with me having via version on my server?
Check your dedicated server logs / command history etc.
who would grief a server with root access wtf
unlikely
i doubt it, VV doesn't mess with auth
i'd just do rm -rf /
yeah aurora
could be compromised plugins?
@knotty nebula download this https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/plugin-hide-1-13-1-16-suggestion-tabcomplete-command-blocker.68767/
π
itll rpevent ops that are not on a config list
my guess is it's an unsecured bungee
i use it and it works
that isn't a fix moron
just saying, it's unlikely to be something with the dedi itself
because if it was anything else they'd do much worse
well he needs him off the server
moron 
^ he is sys admin
well you have his ip right?
if you put in the ip:port of your backend server, can you connect to it?
Or use a proper firewall, and blacklist hes ip
i wouldn't suggest doing anything illegal or tos violating here
boring
oh no ded getting a boot
confirm that your bungee is secure. attempt to connect to the ip:port of the backend server and see if you can connect.
dw, i own google
solution: send logs




download coreprotect
-_
_-
instead of downloading coreprotect: make backups like a sane person
yea vanilla shouldnt be hard to back up
also 18gb is an odd number to use
do both cuz coreprotect is really useful in more than just a case of hacking
To be honest, best bet is to figure out what caused it. ANd learn.
cant you fuck coreprotect up using commands
dont mix up rollback and restore and youll be fine
no comment.
sounds like he figured out the problem
or given up
will do, thanks! Is there anything I can do legal-wise about this? I have his ip, his discord and a bribe offer, can I actually take this anywhere?
best bet is ban and be done with it
no lol
Well that sucks
there's nothing illegal he did really
u cant sue for damages cuz servers arent supposed to receive money
well except from getting remote access to my machine
you can't get proper legal advice from someone who's not a lawyer
I run an actual firm everything I do is legal
you can just go to the police?
yeah, but over a vanilla minecraft server
and i doubt the amount you've lost out of this is more than even 2 hours of legal fees
^
200 an hour is the rates im being charged
What the hell went on here?
and looking at the hacking video i really think its a plugin
i remember someone on spigotmc forum asking about it too
congrats, we killed griefing
INB4 AuthMeBridge.

Guys, please tell me. The player throws out books with a very long title in Chinese, the players hang up the client. What can help from this?
Hi
@unreal pike you're just spouting nonsense at this point...
servers are allowed to make money. they can definitely sue for damages but it's not worth it.
Minecraft's Commercial Usage Guidelines expressly forbid selling any in-game benefits for real-world money
They dont allow it but they dont care
Can someone help me?
what
δΈη₯ι
okay thanks I didn't see that message that far up
You can't make your server Pay2Win or use Mojang assets, other than that you can make money just fine.
just ban books
Creative mode player?
he uses crates...which give in game items
again they could care less since it helps minecraft
im just saying its too tricky and not worth suing someone over
I have vanilla survival, I can't ban books. What a stupid suggestion
Just limit book title length?
maybe there was an actual fix for that in paper. i dont know much about latest paper
Is this a configuration setting?
No. You have to make a plugin for it.
@dusky magnet crashbooks π
?
from a search on that, this plugin worked apparently
they don't say that, but okay.
eula discussions always go well
mojang absolutely cares and will listen to reports
Mojang likes money.
so if you get reported, you get problems
+1
yup
unfortunately most of the players don't understand how the EULA works at all, but fortunately mojang does.
whats your server moron? I will gladly report it myself actually
Any Mods you create for the Game from scratch belong to you (including pre-run Mods and in-memory Mods) and you can do whatever you want with them, as long as you don't sell them for money / try to make money from
i think this section covers it, but i recall a section on servers elsewhere
anyone who ever has a problem with anything I sell, I encourage them to report me to mojang
again they do not care
how would you know
source for that quote?
bedrock is different, lifeboat is a mojang partner, thats also different
that's modified client/server source, not servers as a whole...
general gist is that partered servers generally have much more eyes on them and generally talk to mojang about what is allowed on their platform
yeah very community friendly servers
Those are the relevant sections for what you are claiming to talk about
Well Moron thinks that you aren't allowed to sell anything
Therefore, if you comply with and follow the Brand and Asset Usage Guidelines and Naming Guidelines above, YOU MAY:
charge for access to your server, including a server which hosts your Mods, BUT only if: you make a charge per person that is the same for everyone; you give everyone you charge access to all the Mods that you choose to have on your server (except only in respect of genuine admin tools / admin Mods which should be reserved to administrators);
i dont think anyone does that
Keep reading...
he sells crates which is p2w

thats not how this works, lol
I'm beginning to understand your username now
read the full document pls
people generally don't care to sell access to their servers
ask for donations (as opposed to direct charges) IF you do not offer the individual donor something in exchange that only he or she can use.
Best option? Make your own server in a different coding language and then say you're not using their code.
"p2w" is also deemed on the contents of the win
Β―_(γ)_/Β―
Queue skipping I guess can be considered as selling "access" in a weird gray area
if you buy a crate and get some pretty effect, that's not p2w
thats not how this works, if you run a server, you fall under their terms
i really dont think crate keys are covered on there
You also have to be "winning"
Truee
yeah even grounds up server software still fall under the eula iirc
Which in Mojang's mind seems to be a competitive advantage, which implies that there is a competition, which means any server that has no competition can sell basically anything*
u are free to hold whatever opinion of me u want, i really am just saying its a weird area and suggesting to sue is dumb
its pretty easy. mojang makes rules. if you dont understand the rules, you talk to mojang. if you think somebody is breaking the rules, report to mojang. they are handling stuff
Well, you were trying to say that you can't sell anything, which is very false.
A bunch of us in this discord and the community speak with mojang pretty often about a variety of topics including the eula
crates are gambling and only allowed for adults anyways π
crate keys that sell anything other then cosmetics is literally the definition of p2w
Fact BRO!
I was talking about his server specifically
mark, they could do that? but they choose not to....
if something is ever scetch, we can ask them, but, like, I think it's pretty safe to say that partered servers have a good eye on them from mojang
Kezz, you have to be able to win in order for it to be "p2w"
Thanks bro!
Cuz the topic was on crates for a while
True, but crates are pretty commonly deemed as P2W.
Loot crates are not inherently p2w even if they have stuff other than cosmetics.
good point, just make the crates a 0% chance to drop anything and you won't break the eula, but you might break another law
EULA discussions always go well π
brb, on the run
not if you are up front about it 
popo after me for rigging a block game
but what if the odds are 100% chance of everything. What happens then.
What is a competitive advantage?
read the eula
Don't tell me to read it
lol
well you wouldn't ask that question if you read it lmao
I have read it, and I already know exactly what Mojang deems to be a competitive advantage, I'm curious what you think it is.
okay, i think that p2w is what they say it is in the eula
Most servers have no competition in them at all, therefore it's impossible for anything they sell to be "p2w".
and that is
you can read the eula it's online
furry β€οΈ
No.
If you have PvE and no leaderboard, then according to Mojang EULA that's not competitive game mode.
are you one of those guys with a tail barty saw
What
I'm a guy who thinks this particular panda profile picture is cool ded leave me alone
π’
Barty needs to get his vision checked in that case.

Barty sees a lot of stuff bro!
Even having a leaderboard doesn't mean it's competitive, a baltop for example is a leaderboard, but if there's no reward or no server sponsored competition for that, then it's not competitive!
Just not his declining playerbase
coconut butter


Declining?!
declining? its 0
Excuse me I am blowing up on tiktok currently
LOL
next charli demello
actually 15 players
no
poggies
15 bots*
trending upward
15 of ur furry friends
you'll see
Yeah, I agree. Just gave an example from their guidelines.
Be aware that certain games or game modes can be designed as non-competitive (such as a player-versus-environment (PvE) game) and become competitive by adding gameplay elements such as a leaderboard.
you'll all see
who's "ur"
0 players?
you
I think they were clarifying for stuff like Skyblock competitions. No PVP, but they give out island top prizes, so it's a competition in the EULA eyes.
Fact!
We have highscores and some people compete, but there's no reward at all.
Mhm
Yup.
Hey.
There's a pat on the back.
Yeah. You think but you don't know. You look at the mirror and constantly miss one.
We do make competitions with prizes, but even if I were to start selling creative op items, they wouldn't help you win them lol
there's only one right answer
Albania.
that's definitely a top tier balkan
Yeah, every competition we do is always no external stuff allowed. So nothing they have on the server can benefit them.
idriz since you shit on my tiktok account I have had 5 new followers, like 500 views, and like 50 new likes. ty very much
Woah.
and i'm not even in phase 2 yet, I haven' started doing tiktok dances yet
that's when I really crank it into overdrive
I wonder how low are you willing to go for 5 players.

I mean, it's after 10 pm, do you even need to work? 
office345
Office 364 now. Let's see what they hit by the end of the year
I'm sure they went down more but I only noticed once last year and they got lucky cuz it was a leap year
running joke about their downtime
I know
they've done fine so far but its only march
and the sad thing is Mojang wants to move to MS for less downtime
hitting auth is pretty bad, cause everything is affected
can't wait until we have both microsoft and mojang going down on us π
it's like a 10 year old system held up by patchwork
mojang isn't very good at all that many things
i thought "authentication servers are down" meant that my minecraft server is down! according to the players
am not sure it was ever really redone
Wow.
no, don't be silly, it means you have to reinstall java, duh
That's amazing barty.
ty
Your 2 players will finally have company.
yes
look at z there stormin the street
more than 0
wonder how deep the water is
how many people are on your server, huh?
I'm in this picture and I don't like it
I don't own one.
exactly
Exactly what?
aren't we all lol
you heard me
Seven! They're just... um... all NPCs
Exactly what speak up barty
I was about to say the same. How the hell did he get a high quality gif of my personal life floating down the river?
cmon
as long as the doggos arent in there with you choco
They're not my personal life. They're my everything 
1 player and 1 npc
azure needs to recover fast, smh
I dont wanna go to sleep before hangar staging works again
Looks like the migration to new new EPYC is going well for M$.
mmm with 20 people on 3.22mspt entities. paper/forks have come a long way.
what's the current domain for that?
For some reason every time I put my PC to sleep with VM running on it and then start it again, the time in VM changes to year 2179.
soon enough you will go to sleep and wake up in 2179
HN is back up 
i wonder what partyrealms will look like then
apparently HN was unrelated, just a coincidence at a different provider
HN?
hacker news
hacker news
fuck off mini
I blame lag
hacker news
suuuure
hacker news
not the mental slowdown due to the empty bottle(s) on your desk
fuck theres an empty bottle on my desk
xD
but its from saturday
well it could be worse. it could be empty desk on a bottle
Epic.
apart from possibility of getting splinters looks pretty nice
Actual picture of where me and @vale rune made @meager tusk.
No checkered blanket. Bullshit bro.
Got replaced bro!
Bullshit. Nobody replaces checkered blanket bro.
Bro.
Why you lying to me bro?
Because you lying to me about Argeta bro! DAILY.
I forgive you bro. But don't lie to me again.
I'll divorce him instantly if he agrees with that.
from where?
Balkan.
i am not banned from balkan
Yet.
idriz u hoe
broc bullies me
how can one should the f-word?
fuck?
Only, you're a moron tryna interact with intellectuals like oneself
It's too short for one to be able to shout it
No, british cigarettes
lmao
No(,) British cigarettes
And for dramatic purposes, one can decide to use a full stop there
nO, BrITiSH CiGArETtEs
smokin a fag like a real bri ish person
and, today on slavtube, we replace gas tank with vodka
Today, we are replacing all water with vodka.
it wasnt yet?
I thought water was just the posh way of saying vodka?
always has been
Like, my nigerian mate always had a cup of coffee in the morning
and by coffee, I mean a dash of vodka
Today on Slavtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4Y25f-afIw
ΠΠΎΠ»ΠΎΡΠ°Ρ Π§Π°ΡΠ° (ΡΠ΅Π»Π»Π΅Π½Π΄ΠΆ ΠΠΎΠ»ΠΎΡΠ°Ρ Π§Π°ΡΠ° ΠΏΡΠΈΠΊΠΎΠ»)
https://instagram.com/andrei_klimka
ΠΡΡΠ·ΡΡ! ΠΡΠΎ ΡΠ΅Π»Π»Π΅Π½Π΄ΠΆ ΠΠΎΠ»ΠΎΡΠ°Ρ Π§Π°ΡΠ° ΠΈΠ»ΠΈ ΠΊΠ°ΠΊΠΎΠ³ΠΎ ΠΆΠ΅ ΡΠ°ΠΉΠ½ΠΎΠ³ΠΎ ΠΏΠ°ΠΊΠ΅ΡΠΈΠΊΠ° Ρ
Π²Π°ΡΠΈΡ Π½Π° Π΄ΠΎΠ»ΡΡΠ΅?
ΠΠΎΠ»ΠΎΡΠΎΠΉ ΡΠ°ΡΠΈ? ΠΠΈΠΏΡΠΎΠ½Π° ΠΈΠ»ΠΈ ΠΡΠΈΠ½ΡΠΈΠ»Π΄Π°?
ΠΠ°ΡΠ½Π΅ΠΌ Π½Π°Ρ ΡΠΊΡΠΏΠ΅ΡΠΈΠΌΠ΅Π½Ρ! Π ΡΡΠΎΠΌ Π²ΠΈΠ΄Π΅ΠΎ Ρ Π·Π°Π»ΡΡ ΠΈ Π·Π°Π²Π°ΡΡ ΡΠ°ΡΠ΅ΡΠΊΠΈ ΡΠ°Π·Π½ΡΠΌ Π²ΠΈΠ΄ΠΎΠΌ ΡΠ°Ρ (ΠΠΎΠ»ΠΎΡΠ°Ρ Π§Π°ΡΠ°, ΠΠΈΠΏΡΠΎΠ½ ΠΈ ΠΡΠΈΠ½ΡΠΈΠ»Π΄).
Π Π΅Π·ΡΠ»ΡΡΠ°ΡΡ ΠΠΎΠ»ΠΎΡΠΎΠΉ Π§Π°ΡΠΈ Π²Π°Ρ ΠΎΡ...
that guys gonna be shitting all week
either that or that's a lot of tea down the drain
He does say everyone will get a free cup on the end.
he's speaking too fast for the subtitles to be up for long enough for some of my gone brain
I did say that today I was gonna wake up and get a bunch of shit done but I slept like a headbutted a rock

henlo #adorable-pets

5k
get out me car
Anyway, daily reminder that UFW exists.
ufw very good
indeed
Now we just need to convince Barty to use it. 
what is that supposed to mean
Use it.
i do
BS.
do you have my velocity secret?
No.
well, it doesn't matter really, then?
That was not my point, but π.
what is your point?
SSH.
yeah i use the default ssh port
no i like having failed attempt logs
Not understandable.
lets me know how popular i am
are you suggesting I restrict ssh to only my IP or something?
Imagine not using endlessh on your default port smh
If you say so.
leave my ports alone π’
I'm only happy when I can't see SSH ports.
guess you're a very unhappy person
Very.
Inferior technology bro.
Telnet only bro!
Fact!
How bad is hetzner compared to OVH?
Previously the only issue I had was NA to hetzner routing, but if I'll use tcpshield now, it wouldn't be an issue.
hello can i request that u buttheads (but not @meager tusk, @meager tusk is bby) go to #adorable-pets and apply heart react to Winnifred. thx.
if you use tcpshield you'll be fine
I'm thinking about downgrading from OVH to hetzner because it's noticeably cheaper and my current server is an overkill anyway.
people have said some stuff like motherboards and such are inferior in hetzner compared to ovh
but if ovh is overkill, probably fine
Well, my CPU goes to 10% usage during spikes.
I expect everything to be a bit inferior, but that's why it's cheaper.
I don't plan on overclocking or anything.
Can't OC anyway. Except AyyMD.
Just want to reduce the costs of running the server.
The current 9900k motherboard should be: B360 HD3P-LM
And the current AMD 6 and 8 core mobo should be: B450D4U-V1L
you'll probably be fine with hetzner
I think OVH uses sun micro mobos
they use some asus boards too in some of their OC lines, iirc
I was gonna go ax41-nvme since AMD 5 3600 looks way better than EX42 with i7-6700
you mean supermicro?
SuperMicro does make some nice watercooled nodes.
they've improved their site quite a bit
Only real issues I ever had with supermicro was their boards being a PITA and their ipmi impl being great but then having boards where it was buggy af
Like, you'd have to reboot the BOM every time you needed to access IPMI buggy
Very epic.
hello where can i order a dose of cyka blyat?
heeeresss boris!
isn't cyka blyat literally just the word "fuck" or "shit"
you want a dose of shit ded?
yes

not wrong
what software tho
krusic works at google?
No. Just reading: https://opensource.google/docs/thirdparty/licenses/#banned
And noticed emailremoved@. 
oh thought it was some odd employee handbook or something
I assume it somewhat is.
handbook at google? just google it m8
heh got a specific page about not using mongo
User-created channel commands for IRC channel #paper on network EsperNet.
.mongoose
.addcmd webscale https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2F-DItXtZs
Q&A discussion discussing the merits of No SQL and relational databases.
π€
.stayinyourlanetweet
hey @Aikar when I need a fix for my Wordpress Blog i'll call upon your el33t skills to solve that ..in the meantime, stay in your lane.
Actually. Epic.
smh
hmmm
Jroy isnβt cool enough to run Minecraft console on a chat channel 
nah all my homies use Essentials xD iscord
do a release with it then
i can give u a jar but still need pinapl review
i don't have time to test ur shit jroy
it's insanely stable barty
well yeah it's a discord chat plugin

ah you switched from them?
i have to now, towny's recent versions changed some API stuff
fuckin towny
so now chatcontrol is incompatible, so i can't ride it until 1.17 π¦
and there's no way in hell kangaroo is getting another cent from me
it'll be nice to be freed from his plugin
i was tempted to build it from source when he exposed the source to his new chat plugin temporarily a couple weeks ago
ya know
if only there was a repo
on my github
that mirror'd that when it was set to public
that'd be crazy
oof
Is it even any good?
it's a lot of crap in one plugin
are any chat plugins any good?
i mean, chat plugins in general are trash, in part due to bukkit
in part due to tryna be compat with everything
it had many issues but it had the features I needed, that other chat plugins didn't really have
yeet
friends? you don't have any!
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It's coffee witout the coffee
they advertise it as better than coffee
idk wtf this nootropic trend is
.g nootropic
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Wow even my cat is offended by oatmeal raisin cookies
Was there some kind of internet issue today?
I didn't think hackernews and reddit were on azure but they both had issues for a while today too
Well, game fuel existss
apparently there was some other unrelated network derp somewhere
I will be your first friend 
I didn't know that slavs actually had friends
I thought that they just sorta like, congreated outside of square buildings squatting, smoking and drinking slavic water
Lol
That's exactly how it is.
it has potato flavour
Zzzcat how many friend request you get per day from random lol
i got 3 in the queueueueueueueue
I hate that word
But, erm, not too many, just, one here and there
Hey
you answer some rando's question and they send an FR, for some reason
Iβm so bored
people here almost never send random friend requests
I mean, it's spelt so weirdly
What are you guys doing
gave support in the r/techsupport discord a while ago frequently and got random friend requests every day
Bruh.
brb, going to yeet myself off a bridge
No zzzcat nooooo
Bro.
Paper hard fork isnβt down yet... runs
Someone from bapc sent me a dick pic
ew
Smh my head
lol
still waiting for PaperMCP /s
We gotta clone zzzcat to get all shit done
can you like, isolate the good version and the dead version of me
Like, we can just bury the dead version and get shit done
Lol
Jamba Juice
and cc @magic river (don't know if either of you care but oh well
); ok well i gave in and bought a 4 pack, we'll see if it's any good
ooh
Nice one. Hope you realize you just fed a bot some more nitro.
God there's a bot in here with literally decades of nitro by now
thinking about bots, anyone know what pebble's doing with an irc bot here?
.>
Which one's the bot?
hmm might be gone
had some random ass name like "xhgs845jas" or something but it claimed to be a nodejs bot
Interesting
and it was running from something.pebble.host
Hmmm, well, that is sus indeed
Pebble is sus 
must have left recently, saw it just yesterday
Maybe they wanna make sure no one asking us for support 
Coz most of the time I end up telling them to switch lol
I mean pebble is great for people paying <$5/mo
oh actually probably not gone intentionally, just didn't auto reconnect for some reason
Apex pebble are all decent if you run a small friend server for like less than 10 players. Anything more is gonna be pushing it for that price for sure
def my go to when i want to play a modpack with a few friends

Wonder what those freaks are doing 
no, pebblehost
same difference

I mean their main dude fought me just last month 
so they are for sure watching this server lol
did you win?
Jay who afaik works for them is in #paper-help often eanough
enough*
dude claim its not pebble and the person asking for help confirmed later it WAS pebble
so I just know they are kinda full of shit sometimes 

although his rational was correct
or at least how he explained it, anyone can post stuff to there
and it seems to not have a ratelimit
but thats unrelated
that kinda makes him into defensive mode but I do see where he came from that's why I did apologized
then it was pebble 
Throwback to the random "chris" on that aimbot drink's opengraph embed. He's the creator of the drink, apparently. I still think that OG can be updated but it's not as random as I thought lol
And he might stop by in here to say hi apparently
π
hosts are bad
ye
i have this really minor headache atm and it's so annoying but not bad enough for painkillers
sounds like itβs bad enough
ima chug water, maybe dehydrated
maybe
Hey everyone! Jarred here, Co-Creator and Digital Media Manager for Aimbot. It's awesome you found our product! And yes, it's a real product haha that embed link thing is super weird and we haven't seen that before. If you all are interested in trying Aimbot out, you can use our discount code "TRY" for $3 off a variety pack! If you have any questions, feel free to hit me up! Hopefully this wasn't spammy for your server β€οΈ
wtf
Related to the discussion at hand I suppose ;) I'll see what it's like when it gets here for me
You bought some?
i bought 4 of them yea
He said he did
Idk how it'll be but I'm curious lol
300mg of caffeine in a 15 mL vial is crazy
yea, very interesting
well, been there done that :p remember i had 1g of caffeine and went to the hospital
i dont think 300mg will ko me
I'd argue people who already drink energy drinks wouldnt OD on 150mg alone
I mean, I can down a can of monster and go straight to bed
lmao
fixed. I got a stroke
well that said, cat is a freak of nature
Just add some alcohol to it and turn it into the next four loko

cat is broken most of the time a little caffeine is not gonna break him even more
gotta get both that energy and ballmer peak in one shot
See, I was never diagnosed with ADHD, or aspergers, but, have been accused of having the latter and the attention span that I think I may have the former, so, like, yea, all fun
Fun fact that drink was invented by students at my alma mater
what, four loko?
but, apparently, people with adhd generally don't really experience the effect of caffiene as much as those without
so when are you going to partner with aimbot and make lokobot barty? put ur chem engineering degree to use smfh
Thankfully, our packaging is resealable so you don't have to down the full 300mg worth in one go. A lot of our customers split the tubes into 2 or 3 servings if they want more bang for their buck! Plus we recommend for max enjoyment to mix it in a bottle of water. It is very concentrated when you drink it straight.
My bad for being in business mode haha
I already have a job

Actually, yo know what, I wonder if you could like, saucify it
Yeah I could see it being abused, wonder if youβre planning on making full drinks
have it on ice cream
let me know how it goes

PaperPowered drink wen
Iβd imagine majority of people will just down it all at once haha
Stop, you'll give him ideas
We have coffee ice cream here
but they kinda weak
I will have to eat entire tub for me to feel it
Target that Mountain Dew game fuel market
week coffee for weak people
what the fuck is aimbot
its when you bot the aim
Itβs what keeps killing me in call of duty
nootropic energy drink, i ordered some cause it caught my interest. lol, and they wanted to come by and say hi
.g nootropic
(DiscordBot) Nootropics are drugs, supplements, and other substances that are claimed to improve cognitive function, particularly executive functions, memory, creativity, or motivation, in healthy individuals. While many substances are purported to improve cognition, research is at a preliminary stage as of 2020, and the effects of the majority of these agents are not fully determined. The use of cognition-enhancing drugs by healthy individuals in the absence

Taurine and stuff is the nootropic?
i really need to fix scissors, it cuts off the description
yea, so is caffeine tho
it's a buzzword
webscale
ded caffeine affects brains but thankfully you dont have much no wonder it doenst affect you 
Mhm

Amphetamine
Of course haha. We do have plans for making a canned product at some point this year so you guys are getting the inside scoop on it. Right now we're getting our name out all over the US. Chris (the CEO) and I are both gamers and we hated powdered supplements cause they're always chalky and didn't have flavors up to our standards. We were originally flavor designers for vape companies and wanted to get out of that business into another one that can help people switch to healther energy alternatives.
i dont need caffeine to be a functional being
Paper sponsorship?? pog? runs
good
They're like "no more flavors if you wanna vape you have to taste the fuckin cigarettes and tar"
me: ok bye
simple pls do an indepth review of the drink 
why else would you smoke
dont come for me ded, nicotine is a helluva chemical
thats why you never get started

i already have a sugar addiction lol
this stuff doesnt have any sugar apparently
Yeah, it's pretty lame. Our main directive was to get people off cigarettes and switch to something healthier. Granted you shouldn't smoke in the first place, but shit happens lol
its ur own choice in the end
Yeah Aimbot uses a blend of sucralose and stevia! Just to let you know if you have a stevia sensitivity
I'm not blaming my vaping habit on anybody, I started cause I wanted to. But I quit cause those assholes made it lame
Unrelated question, how did you find this place? you happened to play Minecraft and saw Simple's post?
@rough glade
I DMed them about the opengraph issue and they wanted to come by
Yeah we saw your DM on Facebook and wanted to say thanks. I think Chris (his name will probably be Lord Powerbang) will hop in here and say thanks at some point too.
random lol
I will definitely look for it next time I do my grocery shopping then.
It does, benefits of quitting are numerous but ngl I miss the flavorful clouds
Oh well
Oh yeah, that's the ultimate goal to completely quit
or is it online only still? 
vaping also really dehydrates you, i noticed i got worse hangovers when i'd have a juul or something and would rip it while drunk
does it?
We're in some retail stores around the country, we have a store tracker on our website that's currently being updated with all our customers. Online will probably be the easiest way to get it directly to you depending on your area
or is it the nicotine that does?
well i haven't done my research but that's my personal experience
nicotine does, and i'd imagine the oils probs leach moisture out
its the imminent death lurking over your shoulder thats dehydrating you party
what
i reply on your chemical engineering degree for accurate results what the hell do i pay you for
The main reason for vaping dehydration can found in e-liquid. Propylene Glycol is one of the four major ingredients in e-liquid and the major cause of dehydration. The ingredient is a hygroscopic substance known as a humectant, which absorbs and holds in water molecules, preventing them from being absorbed by the body
good thing I never tried nicotine... I instead just love to down a tub of Ice cream every other night 
Oof
"I got the clap orally but, dude.. I vape."

one thing ill never understand are cigs, i've never enjoyed smoking a cig ever
at least vapes you'd get a head rush
Yeah I used to smoke cigs, didn't like it
But you do indeed get head rushes
how many do you have to rip
a few drags generally hits you
to be fair i've always been drunk when i've ever smoked cigs
WTF WTF WTF I LOVE COOKIE AND CREAM
Like, it's not as concentrated as most vape is
like very drunk
that's my go to lol
but i've never gotten a head rush from cigs
:3
cookies? good
Cream? uhhhh
@rough glade btw, did you see the note I left on my order 
probably a good thing because they're disgusting lol
I mean, the experience of your first blunt is like, damn
Absolutely haha, I'll send you something good
Not that I've ever done drugs

drugs are bad, m'kay
bad
nothing wrong with weed lol
maybe thats why ur so fucked up cat, cuz ur secretly a meth junky
the ice cream? me too
DRUGS ARE BAD ZML MY SCHOOL TOLD ME
I mean, I was always against smoking weed myself as I didn't wanna end up like my father
H..hh.... hey..wanna go smoke one weed?
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yes one whole weed
but, then my mate who was smoking it tempted me, and, well, is interesting
yeah i mean weed isnt any worse than alcohol
if anything alcohol is the "gateway drug" because you'll probably try more drugs while you're hammered vs. when you're high
I legitimately used to think smoking weed was literally going out into the yard, grabbing a weed, and lighting up. Ah, childhood.
Like, I've had fatigue issues my entire life, and especially this past year or two it's been hitting me hard since I started trying medication for crazy people and got a flu, which I stopped the meds, but, I still suffer death daily, but, the herbal medication makes it more tolerable
been there done that
mfw simple is simple
and i was like "why tf would anyone ever smoke that shit" while i was coughing my lungs out
I did try getting away from tabacco by using like a mix
where you live you got weed in backyard /s
but, like, most of the herbal mixes are just.. .too herbal
Like, you're tryna have a relaxing smoke and all you can taste is weird marshmellows and something oddly dry
over in the UK is literally the worst thing that you can do
Like, even people with medical conditions where cannabis is known to help
ill send you some over the canal
in order to get any drugs with cannabis extract or anything like that, you gotta get a license for it
which ofc being the UK and under the NHS / government is apparently a total ass
apparently all drug possession is legal in the city i'm moving to due to a state supreme court ruling
lunch
dedfast
mother ducker
dother mucker

flikker
ded dum dum
So ded does you joining my server today mean weβre partnering?
some russian shouted that i should kill myself on the mic today, and it was such a funny accent i started laughing
i love dota
cant relate. I am in USE
I wish they'd make drugs legal here, let people get the least harmful stuff and try to cut out the harmful stuff through the NHS or something
they all speak spanish here @worn ember
just wanted to see why anyone wanted to play on it
Mhm
like, if you had to go get the more harmful drugs on license, the NHS could cover it under prescription and it would get rid of street dealing which would resolve a lot of the issues
But, I mean, that sounds too smart, so sips tea
I think we're going to send you something better than a drawing now haha. The hype is about to be real lol
if you got any interesting plugin idea's i'm all ears, but no promises i'll ever make any of it lol
i wish there was a drug to make you productive 
I make my own plugins loser
its called speed duck
that's apparently what nootropics are for
i have no clue, havent tried them before but will soon
or those adhd meds
But yeah Iβm not looking to change my server at all for a while
just, I couldn't justify the cost of them at the time
Itβs in a very stable state in terms of bugs and balance, focusing on advertisement now
ok party pooper
imagine "zootropics", you'd basically take a pill and turn into a furry
can we ban logics now
i feel like when someone tries to sell you nootropics they are trying to scam you
There is an alternative for that
no pls
just bang your head against the wall a few times
Also moving soon and starting a new job so I have no time for the next month or two
lol you're doing my job for me now β€οΈ
only you need adhd for that
LMAO
Kek, kinda hyped to try it so I hope it lives up to it :p
wtf gboard just randomly suggested me a serial key for the next word (?????)
We're definitely excited to see what you think. Feel free to let us know and be as harsh as you want lol
a product key, I mean
a key for cereal
i don't remember ever typing a product key on gboard
well, you don't know me, but the people in here do. trust me, you'll get a real review 
hey bro
ontopic meme
boba tea is really good ok do not attack my boba tea





My county did dun ruin that shit for me