general

[vernal moth]

Hey, 4/20 is coming up

My birthday

[worn ember]

i'm all for it tho

[vernal moth]

And hitler's birthday 😂

[spare venture]

I come back and it turned to genocide

Is that how every Balkan convo goes

[worn ember]

it is da wae

[ashen cliff]

Yes.

[upbeat lagoon]

we include swears here and there aswell

also we didn't even mention TITO yet

[worn ember]

is that your cat?

[spare venture]

No it’s a type of vodka

</google:816176849147002923> term: Tito’s vodka

[upbeat falcon]

Search Result 1 of 7

Tito's Handmade Vodka

https://www.titosvodka.com/

Tito's Handmade Vodka is America's Original Craft Vodka produced in Austin, Texas. We make it in batches, use old-fashioned pot stills, and taste-test every

[ashen cliff]

Bruh.

[upbeat lagoon]

Lmao

[worn ember]

"murica"

[spare venture]

Didn’t know it was Texan

Never drinking it again

[worn ember]

imagine drinking anything murican

[spare venture]

Imagine being u

[worn ember]

https://youtu.be/snphzO9UFJM oh yah jamming to so minekraft lofi and writing CORE skript for my 1.8 PVP OPS FACTIONS server

[spare venture]

Damn the spotify app sucks

[vernal moth]

Nou

[upbeat lagoon]

if you plan on visiting the Balkans also a rule, you don't wanna mention Nikola Tesla's birth country to anyone there

[worn ember]

they broke windows integration in the last update lmao

you cant pause from the taskbar anymore

[spare venture]

I thought he was Russian

[worn ember]

oh now it works again

weird

[vale rune]

@ashen cliff where is Idriz bro!

[spare venture]

Sometimes pause and play through windows, skip, etc doesn’t work

My poor laptop buttons

[ashen cliff]

Bro!

[vernal moth]

Taskbar?

[twin lagoon]

he's probably sleeping

[ashen cliff]

No idea, I think the Argeta assassins got him.

[vale rune]

Good! True alphas need rest from all that winning!

[upbeat lagoon]

"winning"

[spare venture]

Imagine having a taskbar

[visual egret]

smh

just do everything from cli

[vernal moth]

I didn't even know that was a thing, lol

[vale rune]

YES!

[worn ember]

[vale rune]

[vernal moth]

I always have spotify minimized

[spare venture]

Don’t tell me what to do Oskar

[vernal moth]

I Just use my keyboards media buttons

[upbeat lagoon]

Those M&M's?

[spare venture]

Those buttons sometimes don’t work moo

Mini

[vale rune]

Ask @ashen cliff.

[vernal moth]

No issues here

[worn ember]

i only have + and - vol buttons

so i use those to pull up the windows media buttons

[vernal moth]

I use them hundret of times per day, lol

[spare venture]

Like it brings up the little pop up in the top left but it doesn’t actually skip or anything

[vernal moth]

Lmao ded

[upbeat lagoon]

Better listen what that song title is telling you to do

[worn ember]

i had integration for it in my yt downloader that i made, but its very funky to work with

[upbeat lagoon]

@ashen cliff @vale rune any Janša topics in #politics ?

[worn ember]

even in C#

[spare venture]

God I hate zoom

[vernal moth]

Haha Zoom

Teams or bust

[spare venture]

Can’t login because I’m not a student

[worn ember]

become a student then

[zealous wedge]

in-person work or bust

[spare venture]

“You are no long affiliated with Ohio State” rip

[vale rune]

Bro.

Only pre-1993 topics!

[ashen cliff]

At least 2.

[zealous wedge]

congrats on being expelled!

[spare venture]

Expelled in a good way

They gave me a piece of paper on the way out

I like to think that I’m better than ded because I have a piece of paper

And he won’t run a server with me

[worn ember]

It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable

i have a piece of paper that tells me i can type

no kap

its an official document too

[spare venture]

Nice

Is it notarized

[worn ember]

idk what that means

[spare venture]

Like some official person signed it

[worn ember]

sure

[spare venture]

Damn

[worn ember]

so yeah, git fuckt

[vernal moth]

I got a paper saying i can use powerpoint

Check mate

[worn ember]

i didnt get mine 😦

[zealous wedge]

this FedEx guy gave me a piece of paper once

[worn ember]

was it a bill?

[zealous wedge]

no

[worn ember]

ok

thanks for sharing

[visual egret]

i have been detected fuck

[ashen cliff]

@vale rune bro!

Congrats on banning me bro.

[worn ember]

well this happened today

[visual egret]

all i said that minimessage is nicer than making your own parsing system

cry

[vale rune]

Thanks bro!

[waxen panther]

just dont bother talking in spigot oskar

general in that server is 99.5% trolls

krusic bro teach me how to be balkan 😔

[vale rune]

Bro.

[ashen cliff]

Bro.

[vale rune]

He can't.

[waxen panther]

😔

[ashen cliff]

Aikar can tho.

[vale rune]

Fact!

Even though he's trying to hide the fact he is Albanian.

[waxen panther]

i dont know if he's qualified

doesnt seem like enough bros

[ashen cliff]

He is close bro.

Just move to Balkan and you are instantly fully Balkan.

[visual egret]

but where is Balkan

[ashen cliff]

Make sure to choose the correct starting difficulty tho.

[zealous wedge]

Balkan is a state of mind

[waxen panther]

hardest, bro?

[visual egret]

hardest is easiest in balkan, bro

[left swift]

Russian is hardest in balkan

[fervent kite]

!1.17

1.17

[ashen cliff]

That would be Moldova. Since they don't exist.

[zealous wedge]

wat

[left swift]

That's what they want you to think

[visual egret]

Balkan logs

[vale rune]

Can't happen in Balkan.

Everything is Gorenje approved.

[ashen cliff]

Fact!

[worn ember]

cringe

[waxen panther]

shut up ded

this balkan shit is the most entertaining thing in paper in like

6 years

[worn ember]

cuz fun is banned

[quasi valley]

bro...

[waxen panther]

nvm kenny is here

he'll ruin it give him 5 mins

[quasi valley]

not a moment

[waxen panther]

go ahead send the toilet emoji again its so funny

😐

[quasi valley]

very un- of you @waxen panther

[visual egret]

hi kneny

[quasi valley]

hello oskar

[olive garden]

how's supporting outdated versions going, kneny?

[visual egret]

leave kneny alone

[topaz mortar]

[ashen cliff]

[quasi valley]

awesome

[worn ember]

hows working in 1.7.10 going

[olive garden]

right :/

[visual egret]

!= bad

[quasi valley]

yes

it is

[visual egret]

then why write via

stuff

[quasi valley]

so many questions

[cunning raft]

just because there is a market for something doesn't mean the market is not bad

[topaz mortar]

via chunk sending 1.17.

[spare venture]

It has been pretty boring lately

Not enough arguments

[quasi valley]

oh there have been well enough

[visual egret]

smh stealing questions

[quasi valley]

mostly paper-dev, paper-help and politics tho

[visual egret]

you want one?

[spare venture]

yeah but politics is a cess pool

No I don’t want to beat a kid to death

I’m a seasoned paper 1.0 member

[visual egret]

ouch

[waxen panther]

the politics channel is something else

[worn ember]

id gladly start one but i feel i'm already on thin ice lul

[visual egret]

kangarkoo > party

[spare venture]

That channel during the election was hilarious

[visual egret]

runs

[waxen panther]

blows me away that it exists on a verified discord server

[spare venture]

ded when was the last time you were kicked/warned/banned

[worn ember]

yeah i dont even want to look at that channel

[spare venture]

I bet I have you beat

[wide chasm]

Politics isn't that bad. Sometimes.

[worn ember]

i've only been kicked by wiz for pinging people

[spare venture]

I got warned for complaining that someone was intentionally bypassing my block with IRC

This was post wiz too

[cunning raft]

wiz

[waxen panther]

wiz

[spare venture]

wiz kicked me for making a yo momma joke

And it wasn’t even about his momma

[waxen panther]

we need wiz back

[cunning raft]

classic wiz

[spare venture]

he was just angry 24/7

[left swift]

Wdym u cried everytime wiz did something to u

[waxen panther]

lmaooo

[quasi valley]

wiz was just wiz 24/7

[visual egret]

who is wiz

[spare venture]

ye because it was bullshit

[wide chasm]

wizjany

[quasi valley]

oh you would have loved him oskar

[cunning raft]

oskar you'd love to know

[quasi valley]

hahaha

[warm anchor]

You can ping him to find out

[spare venture]

it was best before wiz was made mod

[waxen panther]

i think oskar would get on GREAT with wiz

[visual egret]

i have doubts

[cunning raft]

well lets just say oskar would have figured out who wiz was real quick

[waxen panther]

maybe you should join the engine hub discord

😃

[meager tusk]

Bro!

[visual egret]

idriz <3

[spare venture]

he was only made mod because he was getting ping spammed and doxxed and papers mods were so inactive that no one was stopping it very much

[waxen panther]

idriz man krusic wont teach me how to be bulkan 😔

[meager tusk]

Where are you from bro?

[waxen panther]

england bro 😔

thats why i want to be bulkan

[warm anchor]

England is my city

[spare venture]

jroy use your words

[meager tusk]

"bulkan"?

[spare venture]

don’t hide behind emotes

[meager tusk]

You failed bro!

[cunning raft]

broc is a nasty brit

!

[waxen panther]

whats wrong with emotes

i have failed once again

goodbye brothers

[spare venture]

he was made mod the exact moment Andrewkm and his players were going after him

[left swift]

What are you bulkin for? Weight lifting season is over bro

[visual egret]

brits are good

[spare venture]

And the mods were like

not nearly as good as they are now

[olive garden]

👀

[spare venture]

remember my family

[wide chasm]

looks at ten andrews in banned list

[spare venture]

The alts that andrewkm and his friends sent after me

[cunning raft]

omegalul andrew

[olive garden]

who is this andrews guy?

[visual egret]

^

[cunning raft]

some paper 1.0 word

[zealous wedge]

a server owner

[spare venture]

They only went after me because I talked in paper a lot and so did wiz

He would ghost ping me in random discords

Nearly got banned in luckperms for calling him out there

[wide chasm]

How many dads did you have again party? Twenty or so lol

[spare venture]

Yep

[left swift]

The weekly paper lore talk

[zealous wedge]

what a big happy family

[spare venture]

They doxxed me a few times on my server

[waxen panther]

man

[olive garden]

for no real reason?

[waxen panther]

minecraft drama zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[spare venture]

Funny thing was I never said a fucking word to him before that

[olive garden]

this "server owner" sure be bored

[spare venture]

OR about him

Only because they associated me with wiz

[wide chasm]

I feel like andrew just picks a random person from time to time and targets them

[cunning raft]

top level troll

[spare venture]

Gets drunk, brags about the Tesla, and sends his psychopath players after you

[visual egret]

paper 1.0 sounds lame

[cunning raft]

he have an anarchy server or something?

[spare venture]

You would’ve been banned very fast

Nah he has some weird cult I think

He’s been running his server for forever

Kids grew up playing his server

[visual egret]

[left swift]

Oskar was banned

[vernal moth]

Someone rescue me pls

[visual egret]

life

[left swift]

Pretend ur asleep

[spare venture]

What is that thing in front of you

[vernal moth]

The hookah?

[wide chasm]

I remember one time before the channels even had categories there was a person that spammed images in chat, but at light speed, I've never seen someone spam as fast as them.

[spare venture]

Ah it looked like a lamp with bread on top of it

[left swift]

It's called a television party

[visual egret]

wut

[spare venture]

Your lungs hate you

[vernal moth]

They have to deal with that

[spare venture]

Hookah isn’t really common here

[worn ember]

was best wen there were no mods

[vernal moth]

And hey, i stopped smoking joints, so that's like the only bad thing I do

[spare venture]

Virtually no one has one in their house

There’s hookah bars tho

[vernal moth]

All my friends do

[waxen panther]

ayyy!

we have nice hookah bars here

[spare venture]

yeah which was the period before wiz. lovely

[vernal moth]

Hookah bars are normally the place to be every evening

[left swift]

Brocc dont fake

[worn ember]

why would you smoke water vapor anyway

[spiral robin]

[waxen panther]

?

[vernal moth]

Why would you smoke anything

[left swift]

U dont go outside

[waxen panther]

not anymore

i used to

[spare venture]

you don’t smoke water vapor

[worn ember]

it smokes you

[waxen panther]

mana you're a poki fan shut up 😠

[spare venture]

ur dum

[left swift]

[spare venture]

simp

[worn ember]

✳️

[left swift]

Simp is sleeping

[spare venture]

I’m gonna be famous on TikTok

[visual egret]

mc servers on tiktok are so annoying

[wide chasm]

x

[spare venture]

why

[left swift]

Do it no balls

[spare venture]

why are they on ur fyp lol

[olive garden]

is anyone forcing you to watch them?

[spare venture]

nerd

[visual egret]

tiktok is

[worn ember]

using tiktok lol

[left swift]

Tiktok is chinese spyware

[olive garden]

being drek lol

[spare venture]

anyway yeah I’m posting daily videos on TikTok and building a following

[left swift]

[visual egret]

send @

[worn ember]

so anyway i started blasting

[spare venture]

guess Oskar

[wide chasm]

Are you advertising your server on TikTok or just you?

[visual egret]

hmm

[spare venture]

starts with party

ends with realms

[worn ember]

ban him for advertising

[wide chasm]

I'm guessing the server then

[visual egret]

wonder what it could be

[left swift]

Starts with farty

Ends in party

[spare venture]

yeah I’d never post on TikTok otherwise

[worn ember]

fartyparty

is that your kink?

[spare venture]

But I’ve gotten 200 followers in 3 days

[olive garden]

no kink shaming pls

[spare venture]

And they are dedicated

[worn ember]

200bots

harvesting your data

[visual egret]

👀

[left swift]

Yeah probably bots no cappies

[spare venture]

that’s Instagram

[left swift]

Aber how rude

[spare venture]

For a dead server

[visual egret]

thats tiktok

these are so cringe

hopefully the new account is better

[spare venture]

Wait what

Whose account is that

[worn ember]

cringe

[visual egret]

https://www.tiktok.com/@bartyrealms/video/6825805474844167429?sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=6927571151272412678&is_from_webapp=v2&is_copy_url=0

idk

[spare venture]

that’s not my account

[visual egret]

👀

[left swift]

I own bartyrealms now

[worn ember]

sureee

[spare venture]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeMu5jQC/ this was

[olive garden]

I mean getting followers by pretending to be someone you are not sounds like a feasable strategy

[spare venture]

The BartyRealms one

[worn ember]

fake it till you make it

[spare venture]

It got a good amount of views

[wide chasm]

Is that your life strategy ded

[spare venture]

My videos are better now tho

[left swift]

How much u paid that nurse

[worn ember]

hahahaha

my strategy is to piss as many people off in as little time as possible

[spare venture]

that nurse is an NPC

[warm anchor]

its working

[ashen cliff]

Simple bro.

[spare venture]

Forced labor

[worn ember]

if you give wrong answers, people love to correct you, so free learning

[spare venture]

ded why the fuck don’t you run a server with me yet

[wide chasm]

He wants to piss you off, not join you

[left swift]

The npcs deserve pay too

[spare venture]

no

[worn ember]

cuz i dont bully kids for free

[left swift]

Organizing a union right now

[spare venture]

ded ur mind is so

[left swift]

Ur kind

[spare venture]

Unique

[worn ember]

its a special place

[spare venture]

like imagine taking a squirrel brain and putting it into a person just to see what happens

that’s what I think of when I think of ded

[left swift]

U want that to work with u

What does that make u

[worn ember]

[spare venture]

ye it’s good to have people that are beneath you working with you

makes you look better

my messages aren’t going thru rip

[left swift]

[wide chasm]

Guess that's why I haven't been invited yet /s

[spare venture]

ye ur a paper mod stef

waaayy above me

[worn ember]

we all know the saying about mods

[spare venture]

what’s that

I don’t, say it

[worn ember]

ur the smart one, figure it out

[visual egret]

im not smart say it ded

[spare venture]

sounds like you’re being paper 1.0 without directly saying it

[olive garden]

but wait, what about gsand? we don't know whether the saying applies to gsand

[worn ember]

[spare venture]

well you have to actually moderate for it to apply to you

[wide chasm]

oof

[olive garden]

but I guess considering gsand as a non-moderator isn't a far fetch

yeah

[worn ember]

rip 90% of paper mods

[visual egret]

who is gsand

[spare venture]

exactly

[meager tusk]

Say "Macedonia" and point to North Macedonia bro.

[worn ember]

gman but sand

[visual egret]

hm

[meager tusk]

Or say "Albania" but point to Serbia.

Works 100%!

[spare venture]

You mean FYROM

[visual egret]

indeed gman but sand

only 410 messages

[olive garden]

all I know about gsand is that gsand liked 2020 because gsand is weird

[worn ember]

gud for business

[wide chasm]

gsand has spoken in here?

[spare venture]

For a while one of the mods had literally 1 message from 2018 and that was it

[worn ember]

i talked to him once lul

am i special now?

[left swift]

Stef when u getting a pfp

[meager tusk]

Paper 3.0 when?

[wide chasm]

Never

[meager tusk]

Balkan edition

[worn ember]

when the balkans are banned

[olive garden]

wow did you just assume gsand's gender?

[meager tusk]

Where are you from bro?

[worn ember]

[left swift]

You should just invert the colors on ur pfp one day and see if anyone notices

[meager tusk]

I assume not balkan!

[worn ember]

we already had this conversation

[spare venture]

https://tenor.com/view/wackaflocka-gif-7684829

[visual egret]

balkans deserve no banning

[spare venture]

Oskar u don’t even know what the balkans are

[meager tusk]

I can not say the same for you bro but I appreciate the backup!

[visual egret]

idriz

[ashen cliff]

Kosovo je Serbia,
SerboHrvaščina,
Nikola Tesla je Serb/Hrvat.

[worn ember]

You mean Edison

[spare venture]

It’s all Yugoslavia

[worn ember]

Ah yes i love yugioh cards

[spare venture]

When I heard Yugoslavia on tv shows as a kid I thought it was a made up country because I couldn’t find it on a map

[worn ember]

i prefer pokeslavia tho

[meager tusk]

Not funny bro.

[left swift]

When I heard Yugoslavia i thought someone was choking

[meager tusk]

Watch your mouth bro. I have Tito on the phone rn.

[spare venture]

That was serious

</google:816176849147002923> term: Tito’s vodka

[upbeat falcon]

Search Result 1 of 7

Tito's Handmade Vodka

https://www.titosvodka.com/

Tito's Handmade Vodka is America's Original Craft Vodka produced in Austin, Texas. We make it in batches, use old-fashioned pot stills, and taste-test every

[spare venture]

What’s vodka gonna do to me

[left swift]

Ask russia

[spare venture]

That it already hasn’t

[worn ember]

cook it and then inhale it

[meager tusk]

Make you a better server owner, bro!

[left swift]

[spare venture]

what is your relation to this poki mane person

[worn ember]

status: simp

[visual egret]

nomana is a simp to pokimane

[quasi valley]

it's just epic emojis

like smol emotes

[visual egret]

kneny is also a simp

[meager tusk]

down bad

[spare venture]

yeah but it’s kinda weird when you think of the people who made those emojis

they are almost definitely all down very bad

search pokimane on the discord gifs and you’ll see how down bad they are

[worn ember]

make duck emoji's instead

[spare venture]

It’s better than it used to be but still pretty bad

[left swift]

Posting poki emotes is the most low effort troll you can do in discord servers

[worn ember]

im not coming anywhere near the thing that is twitch

[quasi valley]

thanks ded, stole that emoji

[untold copper]

imagine being a simp amirite

[worn ember]

wtf

its copyrighted

[left swift]

Ded trying to be high ground for not using twitch but makes minecraft plugins

[spare venture]

fuck do I need to buy nitro so I can use it

[wide chasm]

"Hello lawyer, someone stole my Discord emote"

[left swift]

Sounds like a closet twitch user to me

[worn ember]

go watch some more ads lol

[spare venture]

ah there we go

[left swift]

I pay for twitch turbo I dont get ads 😎

[worn ember]

yeah thats totally helping your case here

[left swift]

Like 7$ a month

[spare venture]

How do you steal emojis on mobile

Screenshot and crop?

[worn ember]

yes

[left swift]

Lmfao

[spare venture]

did you just

[visual egret]

uh oh

[spare venture]

[worn ember]

ah yes its the high iq bot again

[visual egret]

i have doubts its a bot

[spare venture]

[worn ember]

well if its not a bot it doesnt have a lot of braincells

[spare venture]

I can finally unleash my pleading and flushed emojis

[cunning raft]

[left swift]

Jroy only buys nitro to use pepeeyescratchgif

[visual egret]

pleading emojis are so cool

[spare venture]

okay jroy we get it, you have nitro

[visual egret]

such as this one made by aber

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/800075866913767455.png?v=1

[spare venture]

cursed

ded

Send that emoji as an image kthx

[worn ember]

nein

tbh idk if even have it still

[spare venture]

[worn ember]

or if its even mine xD

[spare venture]

Are you on desktop

[worn ember]

yes

[left swift]

Deckstop

[worn ember]

[spare venture]

Save it as an image

[left swift]

Gecstop

[spare venture]

[visual egret]

wtf

[unreal quarry]

that looks like his testicles were stretched above his head. wtf

[visual egret]

ayo

[spare venture]

ty

[spare venture]

It’s a shrimp billy

[left swift]

Duck hasn't been bullied recently

[visual egret]

#ducks, for discussion of some really nice food

[spare venture]

The day I realized twemojis are free to use was a good day

[visual egret]

what

[spare venture]

the emojis discord uses

[left swift]

Also if u join a twitch channels discord ur subbed to you can use their twitch emotes everywhere even if you dont have nitro

[spare venture]

okay but isn’t a sub the same price as nitro

[left swift]

No

[spare venture]

It’s $5?

[left swift]

Well classic yea

[spare venture]

Ya

[left swift]

Aren't they closing classic soon

Or something

[spare venture]

Idk but I wouldn’t pay $10/mo for emotes

Hell I charge $5 one time for emojis on my Minecraft server

Greedy fawks

[left swift]

U scam kids so

[spare venture]

Yeah I got told I exploit kids yesterday in Syscraft

[left swift]

Lul

[limber knot]

kids can't purchase shit online anyways so wat

[spare venture]

Then when I reacted I got punished 😦

[left swift]

U get baited easily

[spare venture]

Nah apparently I’m inherently exploiting kids unless I don’t actively stop kids from purchasing

Yeah I know I do

[visual egret]

wut

interesting

[cosmic raft]

you are banned from using this anymore

[spare venture]

It was a staff member in their discord so I got mad

[visual egret]

or else?

[cosmic raft]

under penalty of being stuck in a room with @spare venture for all of eternity

[quasi valley]

👢 ?

[spare venture]

why would you curse me with that

[unreal quarry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXr7JKn1omo

[visual egret]

how is this a punishment

[spare venture]

kashike I know you’d love to be in a room with me forever

[visual egret]

it would harm them more than me

[spare venture]

we could talk about discord ticket bots for eternity

[zealous wedge]

you wouldn't be stuck together for all eternity because you'd be dead, barty

[spare venture]

what

Is that a threat

[meager tusk]

no, just a fact of life, barty

[spare venture]

is it tho?

prove it

[meager tusk]

so far? yeah

[cosmic raft]

can't say it's on my todo list

[spare venture]

[quasi valley]

@vernal moth well that explains some things (Beta changelog) https://i.imgur.com/EB94APn.png 😂

[vernal moth]

Heh

Still works on my machine (tm)

[zealous wedge]

jetbrains? making software that works? since when

[quasi valley]

ooo it took ages to index, but I think it works now o.o

ahh sad nvm, still missing some external dependencies (but some were indexed?)

but more than before

[visual egret]

Is using discord web client + selenium considered modifying the client

[vernal moth]

Ppl on discord are so dum

I am mod on a discord server for a headless CMS

[visual egret]

who could have guessed

[vernal moth]

It's the only discord that shows up if you search for sql in discord discovery

Every day ppl join and ask for help with their sql homework?!

In a Community discord for a commerical open source product

[zealous wedge]

being on discovery is a mistake

never do it

[limber knot]

ban em all

[visual egret]

smh

[limber knot]

Then get some juicy drama, because it's discord

[visual egret]

top result

[vernal moth]

It's mostly funny

And still advertising

We broke 10k stars on GitHub the other day \o/

[visual egret]

is 10k a lot for github

id assume

[left swift]

Well look at it like this oskar

It's more than 9999 stars and less than 10001 stars

[zealous wedge]

more stars than I've gotten on anything

people like paper for some reason

[left swift]

U get a star today zml theres always time to catch up ⭐

[zealous wedge]

lol

[magic river]

https://i.redd.it/g2lx6qfwl7l61.jpg

[limber knot]

does anyone know a place where the curseforge api is properly documented? I can only find bits here and there and none seem to properly work anymore :S

(yes the DevBukkit legacy api works but I want it for everything, not just Minecraft)

[slim nymph]

@cosmic raft i finished S2 of Expanse, def my kinda show. shits getting real.

wish i got into this sooner

[cosmic raft]

:D

told you it was good

[magic river]

Remember The Cant

[slim nymph]

it gives me some BSG mixed with Firefly vibes lol

[untold copper]

aikar now finish the 6 seasons of fresh prince of bel air

you won't regret it

[magic river]

It started off as a tabletop RPG session

[untold copper]

its on netflix

[magic river]

That means it's nerdy as fuck and all about the character interactions because that's all you really have

[slim nymph]

except their ship is more badass than firefly, but not as badass as Galactica

[olive marlin]

I think I saw it somewhere before. That's why I'm staying on 5.10 :P

[magic river]

You use a swapfile?

(I do too, I just go with the defaults in ubuntu for most things)

[olive marlin]

I use swap partition, though it's never used lol

But just in case.

I think my work system does use swapfile though iirc.

[magic river]

wtf https://github.com/MISP/MISP/blob/2.4/INSTALL/INSTALL.sh#L2162

[olive marlin]

XD

[untold copper]

oskar uwu

wassup :D

[magic river]

jeez he hasn't even talked yet

I think you have a stalker

[untold copper]

👀

[visual egret]

Can someone help me with this?

I want to be able to customise a users clan tag in my minecraft plugin, so im quering a JSON api to get details and stuff, how should i do this, ideally i want the user to be able to customise the tag with unlockable colours and stuff, im thinking of just doing a minimessage string, but that wont work very well for changing it programatically... how should i send it? a json object with details?

the object looks like a good idea at the moment

maybe both? bundle the minimessage string inside the object?

[modest path]

Why are you using json apis for this?

[visual egret]

I need to use all of this in a web application too

also how would i store it in a SQL database

[modest path]

Definitely not by converting the json object into a string

[minor badge]

5.10 LTS here too

[visual egret]

Any reason why i shouldnt do that?

[minor badge]

work laptop uses 5.8 because Ubuntu LTS

[magic river]

https://www.postgresql.org/docs/9.4/datatype-json.html

[modest path]

stinky

[visual egret]

whats up

[untold copper]

yes

whats up

oh me im watching the expanse ep 1

[visual egret]

cool

[untold copper]

its meh

[visual egret]

im just adding clan tags to my mc server

[untold copper]

epic

is it released yet?

[visual egret]

no

[untold copper]

oh ok

tell me when it is I would like to play on it :3

[visual egret]

heh

working on a minigame with a friend after i finish of doing api stuff

[minor badge]

@visual egret will recommend using pgsql's json

[visual egret]

im using mariadb at the moment

[minor badge]

then time to convert

join the p(o)g side

[visual egret]

how hard is it to convert

[minor badge]

just get postgres, connect, run queries

[meager tusk]

Thread sleep? No problem!

[minor badge]

if you've got existing data to migrate, you're probably gonna want to make a migrator

[spark trail]

hey guys

[meager tusk]

Balkan engineering.

[spark trail]

can you guys can help me here?

[vernal moth]

Postgres <3

[visual egret]

.dontask

smh

bot broken

[meager tusk]

@spark trail be a little more descriptive

[minor badge]

so one that works in a transaction (preferably even batches), slowly but surely reads from old and inserts data to new

[meager tusk]

or if you're literally asking if we offer help, if it's related to paper then yes

I dream of postgres.

But it's so far.

@twin lagoon

Are we postgres yet?

[spark trail]

I'm developing a paper plugin for mc server, and I wanna make an inventory GUI. but If I make the inventoryclick event check what inventory is by title equals it is bug open to people who rename chests after the title of the inventory

isn't there a way to actually check if it's the actual inventory without name checking?

[wide chasm]

Use something different than title, like InventoryHolders

[visual egret]

#paper-dev

[wide chasm]

Or inventory equality should work I think, but yes #paper-dev

[visual egret]

== does work on inventories 100%

[limber knot]

Kindof a random question, but does anyone know any IRC Clients that can be started as a subprocess and where you can feed data into them via pipes?

[vernal bone]

https://github.com/davisonio/awesome-irc

You may find one on this list ^^

[vernal moth]

Mfw thelounge isn't on there

[limber knot]

Then I'll try irssi and if that fails mbax's KICL I guess

[modest path]

Design question: I'm tired of using strings in my internal maps. Would using UUIDs as keys work better (With an optional UUID.fromString if strings are required)

[limber knot]

Context?

For player-attached storage, absolutely, otherwise, depends on context

[modest path]

Not player attached storage haha

[vernal moth]

Why did you get tired of strings?

What did they do to ya?

[modest path]

Case sensitivity >: (

[vernal moth]

😂 😂

Just use longs then, smh

[modest path]

longs as keys

[limber knot]

long longs as keys

[vernal moth]

Sadly thanks to auto boxing that might be a bad idea

for now

[olive garden]

validate keys? don't accept any string?

[worn ember]

wanna see my string bby

[olive garden]

get out of my life

[worn ember]

non can do

[limber knot]

https://stop-irc-bullying.info/stop I don't know what google is wanting to tell me

[worn ember]

STOP

[modest path]

bulli

[quasi valley]

do .toLowerCase in putting and getting 😂

[worn ember]

lmao that image at the bottom

[quasi valley]

at least if the map shouldn't actually be case sensitive

[worn ember]

ok kneny, u can stop flexing now

[quasi valley]

flexing with my powerful knowledge about the lower case method

[worn ember]

yes

its not fair for those that have minimal knowledge about .toLowerCase method

[modest path]

lower case method

truly advanced OOP coding

[wide chasm]

One of the most powerful operations known to man

[worn ember]

letter shifting is an art form

[wide chasm]

One nice thing I learnt while doing Assembly is that the uppercase and lowercase letters are apart by exactly 32, so toggling between case is simply doing a bit flip on those characters.

[modest path]

god assembly

[worn ember]

yeah

[modest path]

can you imagine coding in that

[worn ember]

👏 im proud of you stef

[modest path]

that's like last on my list of shit to learn

good job

[wide chasm]

Hey I don't know the ascii table by heart

[haughty bear]

do I need to do anything special to get a dev env to write a patch?

or can I just build paper and browse the source?

[wide chasm]

Made my assembly code a lot easier though

[worn ember]

you dont know A start at 64?

[zealous wedge]

that stops working once you leave ascii tho Stef

[wide chasm]

It's 65

[worn ember]

see, you do know

[wide chasm]

Yeah, but this is uni and it just needed to work, I don't care about other dumb encodings

[zealous wedge]

surrogate pairs are annoying

[worn ember]

english or git lost

[wide chasm]

Surrogate pairs are super annoying

Like, please die

[worn ember]

[wide chasm]

Surrogate pair is when you use two characters for one character, because the character is so large it doesn't fit in one character.

Probably has a more strict definition, but whatever

[zealous wedge]

Unicode is great, isn't it

the world is just full of characters

[wide chasm]

It still surprises me that we got through 65k characters

But maybe 1 million will be enough?

Probably not though

[zealous wedge]

not enough to give everyone their own personal character

[wide chasm]

Let's just go to UTF-512, should be enough to give each atom their own character

[olive garden]

is the utf standard future compatible with potential extentions, eg. utf-64?

[limber knot]

1 million isn't enough, it takes multiple codepoints to make several "characters"

Technically they're called graphemes at that point

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grapheme

You seem that most often for emoji but it's true for some actual languages too

see*

[magic river]

http://www.unicode.org/reports/tr29/#Grapheme_Cluster_Boundaries

[limber knot]

Graphemes are why text inputs are so hard. You need to handle things like Ǵ in special ways. For highlighting, navigation with arrows, etc that should be treated as one character even though it's two but when you're hitting backspace it should be treated as two and just delete the grave accent first

Although I think the one I put in here is actaully one UTF-8 character rather than using combining characters but your input should probably still treat it as two

Although the one I'm using right now doesn't so... this is something browsers either get wrong or disagree with me on

[wide chasm]

Oh those are the characters where they, like, combine into one, right?

[magic river]

Yeah

[void void]

lego piece 26047

[minor badge]

@vernal moth what was that tool you used to set up some subdomain to your own home IP as a proxy when testing mc server stuff? I need an HTTPS proxy to myself, but just for testing some shit that requires it

[twin lagoon]

ngrok

[vernal moth]

@minor badge ngrok

[minor badge]

thanks

[minor badge]

@wraith trail it does exist already, actually: https://owo.whats-th.is/5stm1cM.png

[wraith trail]

oh nice

could have sworn it did

[modest path]

Has anyone here tried both KDE neon and linux mint? If so, which one do you consider better for an end user who is used to pretty uis like in windows? How would you consider performance between the two?

I'm running neon and i want to know if mint has anything i'm missing out on

[void void]

Just set up new server. When I type /rules, it says some example rules. Where can I change the rules?

[modest path]

In the config of whatever plugin is providing /rules?

[void void]

Oh my bad, i thought it was Paper

[ashen cliff]

Essentials usually.

[modest path]

someone's gotta write a well coded clean open source essentials remake

[cunning raft]

why

EssX is opensource and well coded :p

"well coded"

[magic river]

The problem with essentials is it should be about 20 plugins

[cunning raft]

🎈 !

[zealous wedge]

you say that amaranth, but people don't want to download 20 things

[limber knot]

Or configure 20 plugins

[modest path]

Dealing with essentials for me has been like configuring 20 plugins

[cunning raft]

maintaining it feels like 50

[limber knot]

Don't update

[modest path]

[magic river]

Does it still have a custom commands registration system just to ensure it loses if there are any conflicts with commands from other plugins?

[cunning raft]

yeah

[magic river]

That was the first hint it was too big, the developers knew it was doing too much and people would want specialized plugins to handle some of the things it did

[dusk marten]

@modest path I am disgusted that you misplaced those

[modest path]

[magic river]

[tepid turtle]

tdated ou

[cunning raft]

5.x's goal will be to make features self-contained

[limber knot]

Good thing I don't have a minecraft server I guess

Those updates dread me

[olive garden]

How do you express "sum of all numbers in set S" via the sum symbol?

question totally related to paper and should totally be asked here

[quasi valley]

sum of x e S

or ignore me I'm tired

[olive garden]

like this?

I will take that as a yes. Thank you for the help

[cunning raft]

yeah any time

[modest path]

jroy funee

[wide chasm]

That's fine

You can write it in multiple different ways, but this is perfectly clear imo

[olive garden]

<3

[visual egret]

How do i publish to maven local in maven

[woven otter]

Anyone had tried to share printer on linux to windows device? I managed to setup CUPS just fine and it's working (I can print a test page from CUPS administration page). I attempted to share printer with wsdd it shows up on windows and lists the printer correctly but whenever I try to add it as a device it just tells me that it can't connect

[left swift]

Theres too much helpful stuff being said in here we need to bring it back down again

[modest path]

you are alive

[fallen oracle]

Don't you just run mvn install?

[visual egret]

idk

[modest path]

paper is a software

[mossy vessel]

publishToMavenLocal

[brave radish]

no mov preview... re encoding

shoulda seen that one coming

there we go; anyone know if that's a vanilla bug or paper?

[warm anchor]

Do a record without plugin.

[brave radish]

no plugins

[spare venture]

Do it on vanilla

[brave radish]

it happens randomly so I can't really without just watching squid for an hour; that's why I asked

oh here nvm this looks like it

https://bugs.mojang.com/browse/MC-89883

[warm anchor]

The only problem I have with them in my server is they like to kill themselves

[brave radish]

lol yeah every time I leave my house I get some free ink sacs

[warm anchor]

Or you find a random bee 30 miles off shore

[brave radish]

fyi this is the second server this has happened on, both separate worlds and server folders and separate physical computer

hopefully they'll fix it now that glow squid are coming

[warm anchor]

[brave radish]

oh though that bug appears to only be related to the player pushing them; might have been the same one though

[void void]

I offered my mongo API on spigotmc, if you want to check:
https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/my-mongo-api-for-you-with-sources.493581/

[iron zephyr]

Anyone else running plotsquared in a creative world? I'm trying to set up the world spawn right now, but, since it is a plotworld, everything is a plot, and it won't let players spawn in plots

Is there a way for me to just make one plot not-a-plot, and use it as a spawn? /plot delete just reverts it

[minor badge]

ah yes, another /dev/null API

[spare venture]

If you don’t think glow squids are just squids with new texture and drop new items, very mistaken

Or that anything will be fixed

They’re just a meme mob that brings people to minecon

[minor badge]

glow squids more like epic squids

[brave radish]

java -Xmx7G -Xms7G -jar paper-1.16.5-526.jar nogui
Picked up _JAVA_OPTIONS: -Xmx10G

I am very confused

https://papermc.io/forums/t/server-not-loading-spawn-area/6876 did they just mess something up, or do I have no clue how anything works?

[spare venture]

I don’t mind it, I wish mojang would add more useless mobs to make the game feel less empty, but at the same time they’d have to fix mobs performance for that

Like squirrels and shit

[zealous wedge]

@brave radish that's an environment variable

[brave radish]

ohhhhhh yeah forgot about that

[meager tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-the-cap-cap-laugh-video-reaction-youtuber-gif-18293251

[spare venture]

This would be cool

[visual egret]

glow squids would be cool as a dynamic light source

[minor badge]

@meager tusk WTF

[visual egret]

right now they are just meh

[meager tusk]

GLOW SQUIDS SUCK

The iceologer was great

[spare venture]

You think mojang could do dynamic lighting

[mental meadow]

@potent fossil :c

[meager tusk]

Stupid glow squids and their uselessness .

[visual egret]

fatal css error

[meager tusk]

Ew. Bad website.

[visual egret]

website cringe

[spare venture]

I would’ve been down for the iceologer to be a non illagwr variant

[meager tusk]

Better than anything you could ever make Oskar.

[fallen oracle]

Can't even see the highlight js colors

[vale rune]

IDRIZ!

BROTHER!

[meager tusk]

BRO!

[vale rune]

HELLO!

[visual egret]

i know how to use css smh

[meager tusk]

I play cs 1.6 today bro!

[spare venture]

But I did not want a damn illager variant

[zealous wedge]

moobloom 😔

[meager tusk]

WIN ALL THE TIME BRO!

[vale rune]

Very nice bro!

[spare venture]

Piss cow seemed lame. Add squirrels, raccoons, birds, etc plz

[vale rune]

@meager tusk wait bro. Public or CW?

[meager tusk]

b42 b17 bro!

Lan server bro.

Internet Cafe bro!

[vale rune]

I doubt you can do CW anymore, since fucking UCP went out of support millennia ago.

[vale rune]

FACT BRO!

[meager tusk]

Yelling like crazy bro, cuss like a sailor.

True balkan CS experience bro!

[spare venture]

Another thing I liked about glow squid is you can’t breed it

[minor badge]

@meager tusk 😔

[vale rune]

The ultimate "plp" chat insult bro!

[brave radish]

add the frogs you promised would come out at some point in the future in 2019

[meager tusk]

Yes bro!

[spare venture]

I don’t want another breedable mob

Breeding is lame

I might remove it

[meager tusk]

And then cuss their mothers out 100 times bro.

"nanen n pidh ta qifsha" bro!

[spare venture]

Shut up FYROM

[meager tusk]

I am from Kosovo bro.

Where are you from Barty?

[vale rune]

Bro.

"Motrën n'LUKTH qo NUMËR ma shpejt."

[meager tusk]

Fact bro! Plus "motren ta qifsha atje ku e ki"!

[ashen cliff]

Fact!

[meager tusk]

"Ta martoj motren" too bro!

KRUSIC!

[ashen cliff]

BRO!

[vale rune]

BRATE MOJ!

[spare venture]

I’m not from FYROM that’s for damn sure

[meager tusk]

JEBEM TI MAJKO BRO!

[ashen cliff]

BRO!

[meager tusk]

In context of CS 1.6 bro.

Respect you bro.

[ashen cliff]

Good bro!

[cedar spade]

Ok

[spare venture]

[meager tusk]

Bro Balkan should form something together bro.

[spare venture]

An empire

[meager tusk]

To say there are a lot of slavs and it's in the south bro.

Like a.. yugo.. slavia bro.

[ashen cliff]

Bro!

But who would we include?

[meager tusk]

Bro.

Everyone this time.

[ashen cliff]

Just like always.

[meager tusk]

Yes bro.

[vale rune]

I'm always one snap away from becoming the next ALBIN KURTI bro.

[meager tusk]

I know this funny guy name's Josif.

[rugged imp]

Is Worldborder glitchy? Or is it useful for my server?

[vale rune]

@meager tusk bro.

Cursed thought bro.

[meager tusk]

Yes bro?

[vale rune]

Imagine PaperMC during the Soviet Union era bro.

No glitches bro.

[meager tusk]

Blessed* thought bro.

[vale rune]

Everything redacted

[meager tusk]

Peak soviet engineering.

Would only run every 4 launches bro.

[vale rune]

Fact bro.

[spare venture]

I remember

wizjany was the head of the KGB

[ashen cliff]

KGB Hosting that is.

[spare venture]

many disappeared those days

[vale rune]

Daily reminder that KGB Hosting is living proof of what Serbs and Albanians can achieve when they contribute to the same thing.

[meager tusk]

Fact!

If serbs and albanians work together? Number 1 superpower bro.

Number 2 Slovenia of course bro.

[vale rune]

Fact!

[twin lagoon]

@mossy vessel

[mossy vessel]

[twin lagoon]

[vale rune]

bro?

@ashen cliff bro?

Where is KRUSICTHINK bro?

[ashen cliff]

BRO!

Ask to send it bro!

[vale rune]

Bro.

[brave radish]

how much do the performance mods (as in forge/fabric, not Paper's changes) actually help? I really don't need any better performance per say, I would just like my laptop to be able to run it without fans on max

[ashen cliff]

Set it to a lower power profile.

[vale rune]

Run without fans like @ashen cliff .

[ashen cliff]

Fact!

[brave radish]

macOS isn't a fan of that idea

[visual egret]

@olive marlin about https://github.com/Prof-Bloodstone/ImageFirewoksReborn, you said that you did something with networking to make performance better in your fork but i don't think you committed the changes

[worn ember]

[olive marlin]

Just pushed it, it was simple frequency how often to send particles. Check the other branch.

If I were to use it, it'd probably use something like alternating sending pixels and such.

[visual egret]

thanks

[twin lagoon]

you don't

[fallen oracle]

They didn't work too hard on finding a temp landing page. That design is the first result on google.

[warm anchor]

Is this what I think it is lol

Summer is coming runs

[fallen oracle]

LOL

[peak ginkgo]

I was ust gonna say this

https://u.dejay.dev/😢🐉🐕.png

[fallen oracle]

Yeah

https://gist.github.com/pitch-gist/2999707

[warm anchor]

[warm anchor]

I like how he deleted the message. No fun

[potent fossil]

who

[modest path]

dIoDe hOsT

[spare venture]

Is that what happened

[unreal quarry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3bv1nm-HZE

[potent fossil]

kek

[golden gust]

?ban @quasi valley ping biatch

[potent fossil]

[fallen oracle]