fuck, I failed at getting back to work
#general
olive garden
limber knotBOT
😅
dim shadow
no but seriously y not? essx handles so much shit for u
dim shadow
no dont go back to ur bot charging station ;-;
i thought it did everything... then they added tpr
limber knotBOT
it does everything but nothing really good
worn ember
rtp gang
limber knotBOT
it's meant for people that just want all the basic features one could need without too much setup etc
dim shadow
i mean yea theres been tech advancements that it doesnt fuck wit yet :I
dim shadow
do u use essx or another one?
limber knotBOT
there is no other one
dim shadow
waht about cmi
worn ember
welllll
limber knotBOT
shit doesn't count
dim shadow
and the uhh skript port of essx LOL
dim shadow
y no cmi? i was impressed with the features 😮
limber knotBOT
lol
dim shadow
i just didnt use it cuz all my shit runs on top of essx already lol
cunning raft
It's a horrible fucking plug-in
dim shadow
well dam son
limber knotBOT
you will be more impressed by the shitty code, amount of bugs and lack of api
worn ember
not as horrible as someone calling it a "plug-in"
cunning raft
Does everything horribly and lags your entire server
dim shadow
plugins that can hotswap ur motd:
[ ] essx
[x] cmi
limber knotBOT
wat?
cunning raft
Use EssX and get separate plugins for other stuff
cunning raft
not as horrible as someone calling it a "plug-in"
Gboard
limber knotBOT
do you know /ess reload exists? lmao
dim shadow
no i mean the uhh server message that appears in server select screen
worn ember
use essentials and override 90% of the commands with other plugins
dim shadow
motd= in server.propertys
dim shadow
use essentials and override 90% of the commands with other plugins
yea lol thats pretty much been my plan so far
dim shadow
then again i been using ess since 2011 so for me its just synonymous wit servers
limber knotBOT
no other plugin does it as well as SLP
cunning raft
1 plugin that does everything doesn't mean it's better and less laggy
dim shadow
use ServerListPlus
o fuck yes tysm for the suggestion ❤️
cunning raft
You can have hundreds of good plugins that preform better than CMI
left swift
Unless it's made by ded
twin lagoon
use minimotd
left swift
twin lagoon
used to love SLP but it's no longer being maintained so meh
best to use something new like minimotd which allows you to use 1.16 colours
worn ember
maintain it michelle
dim shadow
tru LOL
fallen oracle
There are forks which support Minimessage
dim shadow
whats the one wit 16 colors i forget cga?
twin lagoon
yeah but you might aswell just use minimotd or pistonmotd when starting from scratch
dim shadow
bongiorno 🥳
worn ember
well i gotta still include it for the spigot plebs anyway
dim shadow
would anyone like a glass of water
worn ember
no
dim shadow
#rjktd
twin lagoon
@mossy vessel 
left swift
dim shadow
goodbye restarting the server to fix a typo 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳
limber knotBOT
Michael: SLP is still maintained wat
olive marlin
Michale 
limber knotBOT
(and my fork supports MineDown, another one MiniMessage. They just haven't decided what one to use yet)
*"which one" I guess lol
twin lagoon
Michael: SLP is still maintained wat
https://github.com/Minecrell/ServerListPlus oct 14 2020?
with 4.0 being last touched in 2018
dim shadow
probs dev builds lol
limber knotBOT
4.0 is absolutely dead lol
yes, it's a mature project
it doesn't need updates if nothing is broken
+1
twin lagoon
it's not broken no
RGB support would be quite nice though
until then i'd rather use minimotd or pistonmotd
limber knotBOT
sure, rather use a plugin that doesn't have tons of features than testing a fork adding a small feature
dim shadow
does spigot come with a builtin way to do color gradients or nah?
limber knotBOT
no
cunning raft
N 
dim shadow
rip
twin lagoon
minimotd is perfect for me, i don't need 30 features in a motd plugin
just give me a multi-line motd with minimessage support
worn ember
inb4 md snatches adventure and adds it too
limber knotBOT
then why even use SLP in the first place?
twin lagoon
because it's the most used from what i've seen and it's nice
limber knotBOT
phoenix616: the RGB stuff seems horribly inconsistent everywhere
twin lagoon
i don't go for it anymore because of RGB
dim shadow
imagine region locking ur motd to make everyone think ur server is in their language lol
limber knotBOT
why "think"? multi-langauge servers do that lol
worn ember
yeah gl translating everything
limber knotBOT
why would that be an issue? lol
dim shadow
cuz im a single language server LOL
limber knotBOT
most bigger plugins come with default translations in many languages already
worn ember
why would that be an issue? lol
cuz google translate doesnt cut it in 80% of cases
dim shadow
yeah gl translating everything
theres a plugin for that lol but idk y they thought it was a good idea to do it all on the main thread
limber knotBOT
you don't need players with different languages to interact ever
dim shadow
i used to get a buncha foreigners back in the day lol every1 seemed to play nice
mostly danes idk y
limber knotBOT
let them play in the minigames together but don't let them chat in their language-dependent lobbies lol
worn ember
sounds more trouble than its worth
dim shadow
y not doe xD
worn ember
just speak english or stfu
limber knotBOT
I have worked with servers that did exactly that ¯_(ツ)_/¯
worn ember
yeah and everytime you add something you gotta translate it in 50 langs
limber knotBOT
I mean, I didn't say that they should support 50 languages lol
dim shadow
no just use 1 plugin to translate all text back & forth to the player xD
limber knotBOT
most tend to only support English and Spanish, maybe French and Russian
wide chasm
Most of these servers have the funds to hire translators full time or just freelancers
dim shadow
like at the packet level or somethin
worn ember
but if you support more than one, why not all, why would you discriminate? /s
limber knotBOT
because they don't pay :P
worn ember
poor countries dont get translations 
limber knotBOT
no reason to translate into Latin if no-one in the Vatican is playing Minecraft anyways 
dim shadow
no reason to translate into Latin if no-one in the Vatican is playing Minecraft ...
i seriously hope that assumption is incorrect
wide chasm
Well, there probably are some people there playing Minecraft, but they probably aren't on your server.
limber knotBOT
(also the whole per-player-locale thing is the reason why I wrote this: https://github.com/Phoenix616/lang xD)
dim shadow
i dont blame em lol ping would suck
imagine playing mc wit the pope doe
https://ucatholic.com/blog/the-vatican-now-has-an-official-minecraft-server-you-can-play-on/
wat.jpg
visual egret
imagine using wifi, cool kids use ethenet 😎
cunning raft
https://ucatholic.com/blog/the-vatican-now-has-an-official-minecraft-server-you-...
old news my dude
dim shadow
yes i see that ;-;
cunning raft
would be surprised if its still up
dim shadow
god dam i missed my chance to play w/ the pope
cunning raft
people fucking trashed it
dim shadow
reasons left to live: 0
dim shadow
people fucking trashed it
did they not install antigrief LOL
worn ember
is that the one with all the books?
twin lagoon
no that's a different project
olive marlin
Now I know why Viper made the Bible plugin.
void void
Hey, how to teleport a player in async thread ?
I know it's impossible when seeing the forums but I really need to teleport a player in a task that I created with a thread (I don't use the Bukkit Scheduler in order to be independent from Bukkit)
I use also PaperLib but there is an error.
worn ember
paper has Player#teleportAsync
void void
I will try
sullen socket
Does anyone know a Good 1.16.5 Compatible Shop Plugin and a good economy Plugin that works with it?
waxen panther
I use also PaperLib but there is an error.
You need to call the teleportAsync from a sync thread
void void
So I can't use player.teleportAsync() in a async thread ?
golden gust
No
waxen panther
You can use bukkits scheduler to run a task on the main thread
golden gust
You can't modify entity state off the main thread
It would take a laaaarge rewrite of the server to even come close to allowing that
void void
You can use bukkits scheduler to run a task on the main thread
But I use a while(true) for wait the minimum players count requirement
slim nymph
so don't do that 😉
sullen socket
<https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/chestshop.51856/>
Okay thanks but what economy Plugin?
waxen panther
while true 
void void
waxen panther
there are absolutely better ways to do that
golden gust
The server works how the server works
waxen panther
inspirational words as always cat
golden gust
You can waste time flustering about how it doesn't work for the way you'd hope or move on and refactor catering towards how the game works
slim nymph
a task that is repeated every tick that cancels itself once the condition is true
worn ember
sounds like something brocc would do
waxen panther
??
warm anchor
Okay thanks but what economy Plugin?
up to you. I have no personal experience we use diamond/quartz 
waxen panther
ded bullys me so much 
worn ember
sullen socket
up to you. I have no personal experience we use diamond/quartz <a:KEK:7401606627...
Does this Plugin works with Vault or how does it works?
golden gust
Any plugin with its salt uses vault
warm anchor
"read the resource page"
visual egret
reading is a valuable skill you know
woven otter
no stop reading
golden gust
Also, don't spam, no need to repeat it
woven otter
reading is bad
void void
This is my code: https://pastebin.com/yEFAFbT6
sullen socket
"read the resource page"
"Okay sorry"
warm anchor
wow @worn ember stop bullying brocco 
sullen socket
"read the resource page"
But i couldnt find and good 1.16.5 Vault compatible Economy Plugin
warm anchor
solutions are bad
shutup pekin duck let me eat you 
woven otter
wtf no
sullen socket
Oh yeah there is a page about this i found it
golden gust
We've discussed eco plugins 200 times on this discord, there's also literally google
eco plugins are not something which generally need to be updated
worn ember
wow <@!208641151509463051> stop bullying brocco <:koriStab:793447148719964161>
i wont stop till you play dota again, its all in your hands
golden gust
only horror is how trash they all generally are, but, good luck
woven otter
cat biased? suggesting only google 😱
worn ember
please say search engine or triggered
golden gust
I'm just saying that the questions which have been asked so far have already been answered 200 times in this discord alone as well as google
having the same convo every handful of days because people are incapable of googling and then they wonder why people don't bother to run around to answer those questions like we did 200 times ago 🤷♂️
woven otter
Might as well add a FAQ channel
visual egret
the best eco plugin is || one that fits your needs, if that requires a custom plugin, make one or hire someone || end of story
ez
worn ember
FAQ you
woven otter
the best eco plugin is || We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I... ||
left swift
Gotta make sure duck knows its sarcasm cuz duck has problems detecting it
left swift
In winter?
worn ember
in cold
left swift
Weird
worn ember
not really
visual egret
why screen go shaky when i react to nomana post ||sarcasm lol||
left swift
must be a discord bug
visual egret
agreed
worn ember
why arent you on irc oskar wtf
waxen panther
wow <@!208641151509463051> stop bullying brocco <:koriStab:793447148719964161>
thank you
woven otter
brocc you need to be bullied more tho
worn ember
hes a weeb, its totally deserved
vernal moth
I just watched 35 minutes of an english speaking dude playing geoguesser in germany, and pronouncing german street names
What am I doing with my life?
golden gust
seems about on-par for you
visual egret
geoguesser but you have to drive to the location
golden gust
wanna watch some tig anime bitties instead?
vernal moth
Geoguesser in germany is cool cause you handy capped
Half the streets are dead ends and the pictures are 12 years old 😂
worn ember
wow thats older than half the mc community
left swift
Google needs you mini
visual egret
fax google the pictures then
left swift
German street expert
vernal moth
Google doesn't want to deal with street view in germany anymore 😂 😂
golden gust
translated: that ain't ever getting updated
vernal moth
We annoyed them enough no never bother again
golden gust
Geoguesser uses google street view
was tryna reply to that 😄
vernal moth
Now they just use aerial images
vernal moth
was tryna reply to that 😄
Try harder next time please
golden gust
I will shit on your rug
worn ember
catttt have you done your 2 pr's today already
vernal moth
assuming i have a rug
left swift
Become a politician and make a german law requiring residents to submit pictures of their homes for google streetview
golden gust
||what, you shave?||
vernal moth
Best I can offer is a door mat
Hey I actually did shave
Two friends were over and forced me
golden gust
left swift
left swift
Must be nice having caring friends that cut ur hair for u
vernal moth
I mean
fallen oracle
You went from dude down the street to Amish, just need the hat.
vernal moth
One of them didn't stop laughing, she almost died when she tried to have a sip of beer 😂
worn ember
cant blame her
vernal moth
You went from dude down the street to Amish, just need the hat.
Lol
I just didn't shave and didn't cut my hair for almost 3 months, so I had to do smth, I was looking like an neanderthalian
left swift
Wait wouldn't the longer beard one be amish
worn ember
I just didn't shave and didn't cut my hair for almost 3 months, so I had to do s...
i was so glad they opened hair dressers again 2 weeks ago
i had to get up at 7am but it was worth it lmao
vernal moth
I literally don't care
left swift
vernal moth
I don't see ppl anyways other than my fam and 3 friends
left swift
Bad phrasing
worn ember
thats 3 more than me
vernal moth
Plus some idiots at grocery store, and then I got mask and headphones so you don't really see anything of my face anyways
I really really want them to open bars again, I need ma cocktails and shit
worn ember
i mean, i'd cut my hair myself, but i need to take a new photo for my passport
since it expired
vernal moth
We tried to make some ourselves, it was miserable and I was drinking the tequila without anything because it tasted better
worn ember
buy a cocktail bar and hire a barista
mossy vessel
vernal moth
Mmmh
I should just ask the guy that runs my hookah lounge
The girl there there that makes the cocktails is nice
mossy vessel
I had no drinks at bars since October last year, my 🍹-budget needs to be spent again
almost a year now
mossy vessel
It's yet another excuse to get drunken and move from bar to bar
wide chasm
Yeah, that does sound like Germany if you put it that way
worn ember
just get drunk at home, alone, like every sane person
vernal moth
We pick every reason possible to have an excuse to get drunk
worn ember
sounds about right
golden gust
implying germans need an excuse
Oh, the suns going down!
Oh, the suns in the sky!
Oh, I can't see the sun!
They're sorta like the bear grylls of beer
worn ember
'i already had a beer, might aswel get more now"
topaz mortar
Oh the sun has a wonderfull beery color. Time for a beer.
vernal moth
There's christmas (get drunk with family), new years (get drunk with fireworks), carnival (get drunk with costumes), first May (get drunk in the night), father's day (get drunk while pulling a wagon) and many more
golden gust
woven otter
better drink some camel dung juice
worn ember
plant juice
golden gust
And the trick is to take your your shirt
and use it to run every last drop of water out of the dung
woven otter
yes
mossy vessel
We have lots of drinking days
woven otter
nothing better than that
mossy vessel
Tho fathers day is one of my fav because if the weather is great it's gonna be a veeery fun day
worn ember
yeah but that requires kids xD
mossy vessel
wat
mossy vessel
The name of our special days often do not relate to the activity being celebrated
topaz mortar
DED that is a myth. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
austere ivy
ded do you have a midi piano or something like that that you can connect to your computer?
worn ember
so i can be daddy right now?
golden gust
topaz mortar
so i can be daddy right now?
||If you're old enough and someone 5-10 years younger wants you as a daddy sure.||
austere ivy
if anyone has a midi piano and wants to see a neat plugin I made lmk >:)
worn ember
||If you're old enough and someone 5-10 years younger wants you as a daddy sure....
something about that sounds kinda wrong lmao
visual egret
if ur 18 you can adopt a 17 year old right
woven otter
if anyone has a midi piano and wants to see a neat plugin I made lmk >:)
what plugin
mossy vessel
Nobody wants to adopt you in 7 years
woven otter
vst?
austere ivy
what plugin
midi piano plays on minecraft. I've got a test server running up
worn ember
lemme see if i can hook it up brian
woven otter
oh nice
worn ember
i cant play for shit tho, its my sisters
ashen cliff
Play anyway.
austere ivy
no worries :D
any music that darkeye makes is music to my ears 
duck do you wanna try it out?
woven otter
umm sure i guess
worn ember
@austere ivy ok its connected
austere ivy
sweet lemme slide into yo dms really quick
worn ember
sure
vernal moth
While my piano isn't really midi
But i can make it midi
But i don't have a long enough cable to reach my pc
Is phone good enough?
left swift
Phone muzak
woven otter
smh
austere ivy
Is phone good enough?
uhh I dunno, you can try it though! :D
it works with a website which handles midi devices
I dunno if phones can do that
austere ivy
if you want, you can just send custom json requests to an endpoint and it does the same thing lol
or if you've got a DAW like fl studio or ableton live, that'll work too I think
tired heath
So I added my server (95 % of is ready, last stuff missing) to my plugins ressource page for tests, since I also wanna go fully live with it next month I'm watching logs and stuff continusly. No since I did that, people connected but also disconmected the same minute. It happens often. So I ask myself, is it normal that people do the work to connect to a test server and leave immediately or might there be a bug I oversee... whats your opinion. Logs have no errors at all?
woven otter
why is mc client redownloading shit reeeee
dim shadow
@tired heath thats normal lol, try to get a hold of them and ask what they think
tell them ur server is new if its not marked as such already
tired heath
But like connecting and disconnecting without delay. Why would you even bother to join at all.
left swift
Bots probably
left swift
Online mode true or no?
tired heath
Yeah online
dim shadow
oh idk about bots lol i was talking about when ppl log in walk around for a minute then leavve
stiff inlet
Can someone suggest me a backup plugin?
dim shadow
dont use a plugin lol just do backup script
stiff inlet
Just search up one on google?
dim shadow
basically yes
stiff inlet
Okay
tired heath
Na bots are a good explaination, there is some protection so they can not talk. May a reason why log is clear and i only see conmect and disconnect. Should have thought about that
dim shadow
set up rsync somewhere else (like ur personal pc) to keep backups @ multiple locations
stiff inlet
Thanks!
dim shadow
npnp
austere ivy
cya @worn ember o/
woven otter
would be nice if my mc client wouldn't take 20 minutes to start
dim shadow
mods?
worn ember
xD
dim shadow
potato?
woven otter
not that big of a potato
waxen panther
very potato
woven otter
it just happened out of nowhere
dim shadow
lol i used beta 1.8 a few months ago and i was like woah wtf insta load
ashen cliff
That's what you get for not using MultiMC.
ashen cliff
jre-legacy
woven otter
I think that explains why it took ages
dim shadow
32bit potato?
woven otter
no
dim shadow
get 64bit java
woven otter
i have 64bit java
dim shadow
y is it in ur program file (x86) folder
woven otter
read it again
left swift
ashen cliff
Is 500 enough?
upbeat kelp
Oof wrong serv
worn ember
ashen cliff
I'll take that as 500 is enough.
dim shadow
500 wat
ashen cliff
untold copper
Can someone suggest me a backup plugin?
DriveBackupV2
tame lantern
what 500
ashen cliff
500 CPS.
dim shadow
i call h@x
ashen cliff
Aka. my ESP8266 mouse click logger can only handle 500 clicks/s -> SQL.
And the diff between 80Mhz and 160Mhz is only 100 CPS.
But that makes no sense when you think about it.
dim shadow
ye sounds liek a buncha math xD
spiral robin
hello
visual egret
hi aber
spiral robin
@meager tusk 
austere ivy
@spiral robin wanna see the super cool piano thing
even if you don't have a piano or something mini is playing epic piano songs so there's that too
meager tusk
<@!589898090174218243> <a:aPES_Cuddle:518369505504657408>
hi !
visual egret
brian can i join
untold copper
<@!271510274475819008> wanna see the super cool piano thing
I want to see a super cool piano thing
my sister is getting a real piano soon :3
twin lagoon
@mossy vessel 
mossy vessel
<@!254790994594234370> <:pepelove:742679670301917237>
olive marlin
Also just realized: Total Cookie Protection = TCP xD
limber knotBOT
the fact that this wasn't default behaviour already is a bit insane
but nobody tracks with cookies anymore lmao
tropic flame
visual egret
Wasnt that the guy who was just burnt out from open source
limber knotBOT
but that still doesn't stop timing/benchmark attacks lol
can't wait for the day when browser start to block javascript by default and require a user to explicitely allow it for a website like they should with any executable code...
visual egret
how to break all websites 101: disable JS
ashen cliff
INB4 they still somehow use super cookies.
Oh yeah, the favicon could bypass the JS block.
wide chasm
I highly doubt large browsers such as Chrome and Firefox will start blocking JS by default any time soon
limber knotBOT
OskarZyg: proper ones will work without JS just fine
it's just the ones that try to shove advertising down your throat which require it
(and the ones that for some reason use JS to render the website in your browser instead of pre-render it on the server once. wtf)
visual egret
OskarZyg: proper ones will work without JS just fine
of course yeah
limber knotBOT
someone should calculate how much energy javascript designs waste lmao
cunning raft
as yes we should just go back to the dark age without js
visual egret
until you need to do basic maths
tropic flame
wouldn't be a problem if websites weren't damn heavy with their fancy shmancy designs and animations
ashen cliff
What if we expended the HTML5 standard?
tropic flame
i definitely felt a difference just from optifine updating their website
even if minimal
vernal bone
Hello! If someone sees robo here please mention me. 😔
I got a few questions about tf2 serburs
ashen cliff
You mean the lazy GP dev?
olive marlin
RoboMWM? Haven't seen them in a while.
visual egret
hi aber
olive marlin
Hello Aber
spiral robin
Hello
tulip junco
hi guys, do you know a plugin that would modify how slots work? instead of just one total number, I would like to be able to reserve a number of slots for specific permission groups
default scenario:
- my server has 20 slots but when an admin joins, it can go over 20. let's say two admins join a full server, then the status is 22/20 and of course, no more players can join until the total number of players drops below 20
ideal scenario:
- my server would have 20 slots for players and 2 slots for admins. when there are e.g. 18 players and 2 admins, the total number is 20, but two player slots are still unused so two normal players could join
visual egret
That seems doable with a plugin, theres probably one out there
tulip junco
that happened to me when i was looking for a simple playerlist plugin, one kind soul simply whipped out a new plugin 😄
left mountain
There is a lot of bored, or procrastinating, people running around.
tulip junco
i can't write a single line of code myself..
visual egret
ill write it later, ping me if i dont get back within a few days
tulip junco
that would be great, i definitely will 😄
thanks!
my server has been full every day for a while now (thanks, pandemic) and it's become a nuisance to keep explaining to people why they can't join the server when the status is only 19/20
because there is a vanished admin
olive marlin
Sounds like something that a vanish plugin should handle.
tulip junco
i think it does, but currently it works as intended
vanished players should be left out of the count
worn ember
Type it in the search bar and hf
twin lagoon
oh shut the fuck up brams
don't get the songoda drama in here
to be perfectly clear here this is guy is part of songoda
worn ember
Oh.
worn ember
Bruh moment
pulsar wigeon
🍿
worn ember
twin lagoon
i work for countless of servers
mental meadow
Brianna lied to me
twin lagoon
there's an ex-songoda developer ^
worn ember
Ironic
twin lagoon
ironic
wide hazel
ohai Z
upper flicker
So a songoda team member joined, brought her up, just so he could then spin some reactions and fight the slander?
twin lagoon
yes
upper flicker
Am I reading this correctly
worn ember
Omg egg is alive?
twin lagoon
yes
mental meadow
Yes, I've talked with Brianna a lot and helped her with issues, but then she lied to me, so idk
upper flicker
That is almost as manipulative as she is
twin lagoon
upper flicker
You must be a good fit
pulsar wigeon
learning from the best :^)
twin lagoon
as you can see no one really gives a shit about songoda
visual egret
i have no idea who this songoda person is wtf is happening
upper flicker
?ban Brams Advertising/bringing in outside drama/manipulation to benefit a brand
leaden oxideBOT
Brams#0925 was banned | Advertising/bringing in outside drama/manipulation to benefit a brand
mental meadow
no i wanted to see the reply 😦
twin lagoon
he's fucking pepega
worn ember
Smh i wanted more drama :(
twin lagoon
he came into my dms last week or so and acted like such a cunt lmao
upper flicker
Let’s all move on now
golden gust
hai z
limber knotBOT
a wild Z appears Oo
golden gust
can I interest you in a burrito?
mossy vessel
Let's all move to Michael's DMs
worn ember
Ok
golden gust
Well, I approved a few PRs
now it's up to the people who do the mergy mergy coz am too dizzy
worn ember
I'm proud of you
warm anchor
Wait he came for bait again?
mental meadow
You can merge my PRs on the homepage 😄
visual egret
again?
warm anchor
That guy did it few days ago iirc
upper flicker
I can merge your website PRs later
mental meadow
uwu
upper flicker
I test things though so it’ll take a while
warm anchor
Aurora 
wide hazel
Z, soft-shell or hard-shell? Or Doritos ocos?
upper flicker
Yes
golden gust
I just, brain not feeling well and don't wanna make myself worse pissing around to do the merge ballet
wide hazel
fair enough
mental meadow
Cat, when are you ever feeling well?
golden gust
if people would help it would be ez but I ain't even going to bother trying to ask people to be nice :/
I mean, I erm, before lockdown I was speaking to the doctors about some issues and he lead me into CFS
Which, erm, makes sense because looooong term shit but it's never been as bad as it's been this past year since I tried some crazy people meds
mental meadow
My docs say that I should probably go to a clinic for a few weeks to figure shit out, maybe smth like that would help you too, where they can just check your vitals 24/7
worn ember
No u
limber knotBOT
I'm "glad" that my only health problems are my eyes and my back, lol
limber knotBOT
👀
golden gust
I mean, I basically couldn't afford to even if I wanted to
and in general, being stuck in a clinic would just fuck me over, like, what would you even do
mental meadow
yeah thats another issue
golden gust
Like, I hate not doing stuff, I can't even really watch movies as I just get boooored af
mental meadow
I mean for me it would be mostly therapy and stuff besides the medical things
worn ember
You could take your laptop and merge prs all day
golden gust
Sure, but, y'all would need to save up for a new laptop for me to take in
limber knotBOT
inb4 cat just spams the merge button on everything
visual egret
"i have done all the pr's"
mental meadow
Merge PaperPR% Worldrecord
visual egret
lets do any% PaperPR
golden gust
I'm like mentally dead and each time I try to start on it I ever overwork myself and drain myself out, or hope that others will actually get to merging it, which, erm
yea
visual egret
exploit github 0days to merge paper pr's
vernal bone
Or, just give access to the pr authors to merge
mental meadow
how about no
vernal bone
mental meadow
bad oskar
visual egret
Or, just give access to the pr authors to merge <:thinksmart:497966651623604225>
best idea on earth
would that classify as cheating in the speedrun tho
golden gust
brb, writing vote merge
wide hazel
eggutils coming to Paper soon
warm anchor
Oskar I ma tell on you on yer mom
golden gust
eggutils just leaves you in doubt
warm anchor
wide hazel
eggutils, the only library that promises only pain and suffering!
golden gust
so, you get a bucket of water and fill it with a spigot and put the egg in there, for it to woosh out from the bottom and hit the ceiling and leave the room smelling like deviled eggs
worn ember
Wtf did i just read
wide hazel
eggs
void void
Hey, how to copy, load and unload a world without lag in async task ?
I would create a temporary world from a original template world
visual egret
no idea
golden gust
imagine testing an egg like that where you like stick it in a cup and instead of floating it just shoots out and hits the cieling
visual egret
Hey, how to copy, load and unload a world without lag in async task ?
I would cr...
Might as well use SWM
golden gust
unloading/loading is generally fast so long as you don't load spawn chunks
brave radish
if (recipe.getMaterial() == Material.NETHERITE_HOE) {
runtime.halt(1);
}
when you let people merge their own PRs
limber knotBOT
Matteow: loading/unloading doesn't lag if you make sure that the spawn chunks don't get loaded
for the copying just do it async
visual egret
Hey, how to copy, load and unload a world without lag in async task ?
I would cr...
Just use Slime World Manager for that
i wouldn't bother reinventing the wheel
void void
Matteow: loading/unloading doesn't lag if you make sure that the spawn chunks do...
phoenix616: But if I want to load chunk for players ?
limber knotBOT
you let the server do that
there is nothing special to do to load chunks, the server will automatically do that when you teleport the player or call the load methods (ideally you use the async ones to avoid sync loads)
void void
so there will be no lag felt by other players who are in another world?
worn ember
then you pray to the bukkit gods it actually loads
limber knotBOT
if you do it right, no
golden gust
if you use the async apis as we keep saying, no
limber knotBOT
I use dynamic world loading for my skyblock server and you don't feel anything lol
left mountain
what server o.o
limber knotBOT
also why tf does luckperms' web editor not support times and only dates for expiry -.-
Minebench, it's German though :P
limber knotBOT
oof
ashen cliff
Since we have a bunch of people here. Is there anyone from TopG here?
golden gust
oh god, reminds me of this really questionable joke my so called father used to tell...
limber knotBOT
Minebench is a defunct benchmarking suite/company
or well, technically "MineBench"
left mountain
what version are you on
worn ember
very cool
left mountain
Pluginentwicklung pog
left mountain
Never liked the language
golden gust
I like the story of the German on holiday in France. He got pulled over by a police officer. The police officer stared asking him some questions, "Name?" "Wolgang Klaus" "Age?" "36" "Occupation?" "No, just visiting"
...xd
worn ember
lol
dim shadow
fair questien ._.
left mountain
it's a bit of a shame that you stream in German, bet more people would join for the programming
limber knotBOT
yeah, the language thing is kinda annoying lol
I just don't think running a stream in multiple langauge is ideal once you start gaming with friends
people just tend to get confused lol
you have to stick to one language so ¯_(ツ)_/¯
left mountain
"The_Moep is on vacation and will return in 4 years." 🤔
limber knotBOT
;D
left mountain
yeah, sucks, you don't need commentary that much for programming, will prob watch anyway,... I'll set a reminder for when you return from your vacation... xd
limber knotBOT
lol
left mountain
actually fun to try and understand Deutsch again xd
mental meadow
what are your favorite optimizations in paper
zealous wedge
mine is aurora 💜
next frost
aurora best optimization :3
mental meadow
I need to know for reasons
next frost
I don't actually know how much difference the armor stand tick thingy makes, but I like it
wide chasm
Probably async chunks
next frost
that too yeah
glad bone
anyone here knows anything about ports ?
wide chasm
But considering I only run servers locally for testing and haven't bothered changing any of the default settings, I'm probably not the one to ask
vernal bone
what are your favorite optimizations in paper
Per player mobspawning
wraith trail
Is there a sort of "list of things paper does" somewhere?
Besides commit messages that is
zealous wedge
it's the patch list :p
glad bone
=-=
mental meadow
wraith trail
And I suck at naming thing, if you actually ask your question does much higher likelihood of being answered
mental meadow
.ask as usual
glad bone
oh okie
limber knotBOT
If you have a question, please just ask it. Don't look for staff or topic experts. Don't ask to ask or ask if people are awake or available. Just ask the question to the channel straight out, and wait patiently for a reply.
warm anchor
Has korobi never have a profile pic? Or I just never noticed 
vernal bone
If I click on Korobi it shows me phoenixes profile lol
glad bone
so I used to host a server on a local fiber optic network Then I changed the service from fiber to copper from that moment ports did not work and they router give me in a IPv6 so I changed that to ipv4 but still did not work I tried looking in web nothin can anyone help pls
warm anchor
Nice sulu remembered.
glad bone
=-=
wraith trail
Possibly your behind cgnat
visual egret
i havent tested it but it should work
wraith trail
Some providers do that for copper specifically but not other services
vernal bone
Oskar I'm in need of a developer 😔
left mountain
@wheat quarry I finished the skyblock lobby parkour and got nothing .-. what a dissapointment
worn ember
visual egret
if its more than 10 lines of code i wont do it simon
golden gust
Yea, I had that effect on my parents too
glad bone
Some providers do that for copper specifically but not other services
so Its the copper?
glad bone
and all my devices have the same public ipv4 address
golden gust
double check for forwards otherwise you'll need to speak to your ISP
vernal bone
if its more than 10 lines of code i wont do it simon
Was just kidding, but if you need smth to work on I can give you ideas 
golden gust
We can't help with network setup as there's far too many variables and people waste too much of our time with janky network setups, etc, nooot going there
vernal bone
secretly going into sulus dms for ideas
glad bone
double check for forwards otherwise you'll need to speak to your ISP
I did check and my ISP said he know nothin
golden gust
if you are actually behind a CGNAT, you're sol
warm anchor
Oskar working for free? 
visual egret
kinda
golden gust
if your router lets you see the WAN address, make sure that it matches up with that google shows
otherwise glhf
mental meadow
You should learn about networking...
vernal bone
Saving money on developers, best way to make the costs lower with an mc network trust me
glad bone
KIND A
left mountain
Saving money on developers, best way to make the costs lower with an mc network ...
looking for something specific?
warm anchor
Saving money on developers, best way to make the costs lower with an mc network ...
Run your network with a team of 12 year old. No cost
glad bone
sry tha caps are loocked
visual egret
Run your network with a team of 12 year old. No cost
good thing you arent speaking about me
...
right?
mental meadow
no I think they are
glad bone
Shhhesh your 12 ?
mental meadow
...
glad bone
NICE
visual egret
but its close enough to worry
mental meadow
warm anchor
😉
golden gust
I used to say I was older than 13 too
visual egret
I used to say I was older than 13 too
so did i
vernal bone
looking for something specific?
No just joking.
glad bone
OKie
worn ember
good
visual egret
i didnt know what a database was so i just opened text files with usernames and passwords and posts
golden gust
if you do have CGNAT, you're generally SOL unless your ISP lets you buy an IP or something
warm anchor
Fiber to Cooper is a big oof
If I ever gonna move or purchase a house I will make damn sure I am in fiver coverage lol. Cant imagine switching back
glad bone
if you do have CGNAT, you're generally SOL unless your ISP lets you buy an IP or...
when I moved that happend I used to have fiber and everything was nice BUT NOW I CANT FIX SHIT
SAD
glad bone
If I ever gonna move or purchase a house I will make damn sure I am in fiver cov...
why u bulling me ?
xD
warm anchor
You are downgrading to an extremely outdated networking and they had to find ways to still maintain the system
Can you even get 50down on it lol
glad bone
I GET 25
warm anchor
Yeah it’s fucked
glad bone
so Im fucked up ?
nice
life is good
What should I do with the sERver ?
if I cant use it THen
wraith trail
How have you determined you are in fact behind cgnat. Unless I am missing something it is also possible you ahve misconfigured something.
ashen cliff
Proxy the server?
glad bone
How have you determined you are in fact behind cgnat. Unless I am missing someth...
I boght another router for that and it did not work
and I cant type
golden gust
"another router"
glad bone
Frak
golden gust
Do you have two routers right now?
glad bone
yes
wraith trail
are they connected together?
golden gust
This is what I mean about stupid network setups
glad bone
nah one at the time
golden gust
make sure that you're plugged into the ISPs router or whatever it closer to the wall
wraith trail
People accidentally set up double nat all the time
glad bone
they did everythink
visual egret
networking hurts
golden gust
ISPs send out people trained in telephone lines generally
not those who actually understand proper networking
wraith trail
If you log into whatever router you have currently, does it say "wan ip" anywhere?
or frankly anything about WAN
glad bone
im not that dum
visual egret
what ISP are you on?
wraith trail
They do use cgnat in some areas and some services
glad bone
wraith trail
And on the front page of their stock router they send, it does say what your wan ip is
glad bone
glad bone
bruh
wraith trail
I need to know what your router claims your wan ip is
If you can't answer these questions, I can't provide support
glad bone
IK
wraith trail
and don't look up "what is my ip". I need to know what your router says
glad bone
wraith trail
not there
glad bone
any of these ?
wraith trail
Don't have one in front of me, but iirc it's just on the front page
but if it's not, go to "WAN IP addressing"
glad bone
wraith trail
I see
glad bone
wraith trail
ok, I could have sworn this was right on the front page
Could you send a screenshot of the very front page?
glad bone
yeah but IDK if its safe ?
wraith trail
It'll list devices connected to the top left, forgot whats on the right
if you want you can dm it to me
glad bone
still not save but okie
wraith trail
Nothing there is personal information
wraith trail
100.83.92.162
yup cgnat
glad bone
LIfE IS GOOD
twin lagoon
well, no
warm anchor
At least you can die peacefully now
wraith trail
so basically nothing you can do
vernal bone
Depends
wraith trail
why your isp even sent a guy out for this is beyond me
warm anchor
why your isp even sent a guy out for this is beyond me
I bet they charge him $250
glad bone
so your saying I have to pay my ISP to get the NAT ?
wraith trail
Not to get nat
to get what they might describe as a "dedicated ip address" or something
not all isps will even do that
So you can either do that, or proxy your server from some rented vps
glad bone
I bet they charge him $250
nah it was free IDK why
wraith trail
Or if it's only for a few friends, you can use something like zerotier
glad bone
I have a friend with a fiber optic and I have 2 server I can proxy them from there ?
wraith trail
"yes" however that is both dumb and I have no intent on walking you through any of that
but I mean yeah, it'd work
only thing is telus caps are very low
well and all the other fun with home hosting
glad bone
thank you tho
U just saved me 100$
';'
so I should sell them or its worth getting VPS ?
glad bone
the servers
wraith trail
home hosting in general is an awful idea for anything public
so yes, it is feasible to get a vps and proxy everything through there, however expect issues
glad bone
home hosting in general is an awful idea for anything public
Ik but I host them for fun with around 30-60
wraith trail
Home hosting should really be relegated to private services
so "yes", look up wireguard. There are plenty of tutorials for how to do it with that. But is it a good idea, no.
mental meadow
I did that with wireguard once, it was fun
glad bone
Thank you again
wraith trail
Home hosting some things is of course fine, not trying to say otherwise.
But 30-60 players is pushing it by a lot
glad bone
I dont host for cash I host for fun
wraith trail
I'm not talking about money
glad bone
yeah i get attacked alot but I got them back
ik what are you saying
but i cant pay every month for a hosting
I cant buy a whole server to just FUn
idk
warm anchor
Cancel home internet and rent a server instead 
glad bone
Cancel home internet and rent a server instead <:krappa:739867712854950009>
Good point
at the moment
visual egret
every home host goes through this feeling
visual egret
at the moment
very relatable
wraith trail
I even home host some stuff
so not entirely against it
just not generally a remotely good idea
visual egret
its only a good idea if you already have the hardware and you dont pay for power
i fulfil those requirements
glad bone
its not if your not dum
wraith trail
well say @upbeat falcon I host form my home, mainly because I haven't cared to put it elsewhere
And 2 no one is connecting to it
but home hosting public stuff is just stupid
however this conversation has now been beat to death
visual egret
sounds like you also have lots of problems @glad bone
visual egret
i cant wait until i stop procrastinating
then i can actually set up my hardware properly
and install pterodactyl
wild escarp
visual egret
microsoft edge is ok
wild escarp
i dont like it
glad bone
the new one is ok
visual egret
i uninstalled chrome and installed the dev version of edge
wild escarp
i prefer brave
glad bone
oh okei sry did not see that
waxen panther
tf is goin on in here
visual egret
what is this supposed to mean
mental meadow
glad bone
tf is goin on in here
I lost my dog
waxen panther
tragic
woven otter
does it include dream's luck
limber knotBOT
lmao, bitcoin is down by 10k in two days
visual egret
dreams luck is cheats% minecraft iirc
woven otter
I wonder how much btc will crash
wide pond
lol sub $1k
woven otter
big doubt
limber knotBOT
my bet is ~25-30k
wide pond
lower than that
limber knotBOT
or well, I assume some stopped which is why it is correcting now
woven otter
i guess elon's hype ended lol
limber knotBOT
more like the people that bought into it have invested what they wanted to invest
but it doesn't matter anyways, it only goes up ¯_(ツ)_/¯
visual egret
lmao, bitcoin is down by 10k in two days
Did elon feel uncomfortable with his investment or what
wide pond
i remember in 2017 it went from $20k to $10k real quick
this crash will probably be more than 50% imo
wide pond
gotta love it
woven otter
so far it doesn't look worse than what happened in january
wide pond
this analysis is coming from someone that gambled away 70 bitcoins on primedice when i was 14
pretty solid track record
limber knotBOT
I mean, I sold 2btc at 400 lmao
woven otter
i bet it feels bad
wide pond
hehe
limber knotBOT
I mean I made 100% profit so ¯_(ツ)_/¯
woven otter
annoying is knowing what you did or didn't do at the right time. no way around it 😄
wide pond
annoying is alphabay getting seized by the feds when ur a 15 year old boy with $500 in ur btc wallet trying to order some weed on the internet
i mean what
limber knotBOT
lol
wide pond
anyways anyone here know a thing or two about web development
untold meadow
sadly yes
woven otter
.ask
limber knotBOT
If you have a question, please just ask it. Don't look for staff or topic experts. Don't ask to ask or ask if people are awake or available. Just ask the question to the channel straight out, and wait patiently for a reply.
visual egret
ah yes it is very likely that a community of 16,100+ people that do code know nothing about web dev
warm anchor
Paper should make its own crypto and call it paper money.
visual egret
ok
woven otter
I already suggested PRCoin
mental meadow
uwu