general

[limber knot]

web technologies

[worn ember]

Literal definition of "didnt ask"

[ashen cliff]

https://posili.me/i/2021-02-08_19-32-25.png

[limpid comet]

just make the server not crahs krusic

its authmes fault

[twin lagoon]

@limpid comet

[ashen cliff]

Always was.

[limpid comet]

@twin lagoon hi

i think i got traefik figured out but cloudflare is back to 521'ing my domain

so i will wait until it stops

[worn ember]

Put everything in a try catch and save

[jade flax]

Authme so bad it crash me server!

[limpid comet]

wait

this is something

instead of a 521 its just refusing to connect

this is good

[fickle kelp]

Somone pls help my server icon not working for some reason its 64x64 and named server-icon.png

[limpid comet]

prolly just the client caching stuff

[vestal jasper]

"try using the chip instead of sliding the card"
Slides card
"use the cards chip"
Lady slides it again
"The chip"
Slides again
"No ma'am, the chip on the bottom of the card. Insert it"
Slides once more than does the chip

Jfc

Fuel center kiosk is agony sometimes

[spiral robin]

oh

[vestal jasper]

I shouldn't have to tell people how to run their own card when they pay.

[ashen cliff]

Maybe, they are just trying to waste your time.

[vestal jasper]

I really hope that's the case and they're not that incapable of basic tasks and communication

[spiral robin]

or they just thought youre cute and wanna spend time with you

[vestal jasper]

This isn't even an isolated event this shit happens like 20 times a day

[ashen cliff]

Just to make you feel better, 10% of our player base, is unable to read and/or write.

[limpid comet]

including you

[vestal jasper]

I don't find ineptitude attractive, aber.

[ashen cliff]

Yes.

[vestal jasper]

I'm also not hard to get lmao, acting dumb or finding excuses to be near me ain't required.

[mossy vessel]

👀

[ashen cliff]

MFW I can't request a refund on eBay:

How do you function? https://posili.me/i/2021-02-08_19-47-50.png

Legit, gave me a 404 after I clicked send.

[worn ember]

lol

ah yes, volvo at it again

[ashen cliff]

Volvo you say?
https://posili.me/i/2021-02-08_19-52-54.png

I always have at least 1 Volvo on screen.

[worn ember]

are you a volvo dealer?

[ashen cliff]

If only.

I'm looking for a older Volvo to nuke.

[limber knot]

wut r u refundin

[worn ember]

his volvo

[ashen cliff]

https://posili.me/i/2021-02-08_19-55-16.png

https://posili.me/i/2021-02-08_19-55-21.png

All 3.

Since well. I never got them.

[mossy vessel]

I like how all that cars are 500€ lmao

[worn ember]

maybe i'll be able to buy a car after all

[mossy vessel]

Gr8 cars from 2003

[spiral robin]

buy me a car nmf 🥺

[mossy vessel]

Lease

Work for me and we an talk about that 😌

[spiral robin]

☺️

[ashen cliff]

Sorting by cheapest.

Since I don't need an engine.

[mossy vessel]

Right, just build a steam engine

[worn ember]

the true slav way

[ashen cliff]

Fact!

[worn ember]

buy a cheap car and just throw another engine you had laying around in it

[mossy vessel]

Smh, at one point I should get an own car again ig

[topaz mortar]

what brand do you prefer nmf?

[worn ember]

i'm still working on getting a license lul

[upper flicker]

they let 12 year olds drive?

[worn ember]

wtf no bully

[ancient bolt]

I'm sure this tweet won't cause any anger here at all https://twitter.com/ThatStupidDoll/status/1358789047565565953

ThatStupidDoll (@ThatStupidDoll)

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, Windows Subsystem for Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, WSL.

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[worn ember]

i turned 23 on the 3rd btw

[topaz mortar]

ded I turn 28 this year and don't have one.

[upper flicker]

happy late burfday

[meager tusk]

depends on the country. some of my friends can drive(and tend to for work) and started to when they were like 12-13 lol

[worn ember]

thank 😄

ysl, yeah i didnt really plan on getting one, but my mom keeps bitching about it every day

so i gave in to shut her up lol

[upper flicker]

cant be much worse than some of the adults that are driving

[ashen cliff]

Washing machine engine.

[worn ember]

lmao

[mossy vessel]

Always had a Mercedes

[worn ember]

i honestly have no clue how bad/good i'd be at driving

[ashen cliff]

Not Volvo.

F.

[meager tusk]

mercedes is VERY reliable.

[worn ember]

ive legit never driven any car before

just a dirtbike

[ashen cliff]

That's the only car brand you people have.

[meager tusk]

you'd be surprised

there's a ton of car brands here now, and you'll not find mercedes very often anymore

[ashen cliff]

F.

Times changed.

[meager tusk]

Yes.

No more 1989 mercedes.

[ashen cliff]

At least you have infinite spares for that 1989 Merk.

[worn ember]

where you from idriz?

[meager tusk]

🇽🇰

kosovo

[worn ember]

never heard of it

but cool xD

[meager tusk]

ok

[ashen cliff]

🇷🇸.

[meager tusk]

where are you from

.

[worn ember]

belgium

[mossy vessel]

Ah right, countries where you don't even need a license

[meager tusk]

never heard of it .

jk i have a few friends in belgium

[ashen cliff]

Thanks Discord.

[meager tusk]

oh you do need a license

but cops don't care

[worn ember]

here youre fucked if they catch you without

[meager tusk]

yeah i've heard

[limber knot]

just get license, ez

[ashen cliff]

Can't take your licence if you don't have one.

[meager tusk]

kosovo has ok drivers tho

[limber knot]

well

[meager tusk]

albania tho..

[limber knot]

actually dmvs can be backed up cuz, dum

[ashen cliff]

Serbia drivers brother.

Never again.

NEVER AGAIN!

[limber knot]

but if it weren't for their stupid policies it'd b ez

[meager tusk]

final driving test should be going to albania and driving around for a week.

[mossy vessel]

Sometimes I'm watching Russian crash compilations thinking of krusic driving down

[limber knot]

if anything they've shortened the tests to nothing now

[meager tusk]

wait krusic where are you actually from

[ashen cliff]

I'm a very respectful driver, always at the speed limit.

Still Slovenia.

[meager tusk]

"still"

Balkans are just an autonomous region within Kosovo.

[mossy vessel]

Grateful we don't have such things 😌

As that would be a huge cut into my freedom

[meager tusk]

and the freedom of you to breathe

speed limits are practically ignored in albania

so you'd fit right in

[ashen cliff]

Same here.

[mossy vessel]

'mazing

[ashen cliff]

But I like my car just a bit too much.

[meager tusk]

I remember seeing two dudes in a car, the other dude with both legs out of the window, and they missed a tree by like a few centimetres. That guy's legs would have been no more.

And he kept them up afterwards too.

Albanian drivers are a different breed.

[ashen cliff]

Too many close calls last year.

Like people just walk in the middle of the road now.

Since "roads are empty".

[meager tusk]

Kosovo Balkan but modern. Everyone wait turn, doesn't die.

[visual egret]

why is this happening

[twin lagoon]

albania

[visual egret]

i am getting harrased in dm's by a person who wants me to release my server faster even though i set an eta

[spiral robin]

ok

[twin lagoon]

good

[meager tusk]

Ok you hate albania

[twin lagoon]

@spiral robin

wtf no idriz

[meager tusk]

Which means you hate me

[twin lagoon]

i never said that

.

[spiral robin]

[meager tusk]

Probably want me dead

Haven't even sent a heart yet

[potent fossil]

@twin lagoon @spiral robin @meager tusk @mossy vessel Hi

[twin lagoon]

[spiral robin]

simple

[potent fossil]

[meager tusk]

simple 🥺

[potent fossil]

Idriz

[mossy vessel]

[limpid comet]

[spiral robin]

[potent fossil]

you werent even talking 😭

@limpid comet

[limpid comet]

i wont anymore cuz u hate me

[potent fossil]

no

[limpid comet]

ok

[potent fossil]

[limpid comet]

wtf urs is glowing

[potent fossil]

ye

[limpid comet]

hacker

[ashen cliff]

Daily reminder: Checking mutual friends/servers is always a mistake.

[limpid comet]

what happened krusic

what have you seen

[vestal jasper]

Bad plugins: essentials

[spiral robin]

carbonchat

[vestal jasper]

I'm commenting on oskars forum post

You nerd

[limpid comet]

where'd he say that

[vestal jasper]

#old-forum-feed

[quasi valley]

#old-forum-feed

[limpid comet]

oh yea

wtf

[quasi valley]

dum dum

[limpid comet]

oskar

[vestal jasper]

Dunno if I've ever seen essx be a concern on timings

[limpid comet]

i sure haven't

[spiral robin]

essx gets shit on for no reason

its fine

[limpid comet]

its the most stable plugin i've ever used

[spiral robin]

aside from quantum, yea

[limpid comet]

of course

i can only imagine it'd cause lag if you let your players teleport 01283 times a second and cause half a bajillion chunks to load

but that's not essentials' fault

[potent fossil]

ima drink some major tea on this but most ppl who shit on ess are shitty 1.8 factions owners who crave a custom plugin that users havent seen before but also will not ever pay for a developer so they just shit on the free option for being free and widely used

[spiral robin]

ye lol

[potent fossil]

🍵

[limpid comet]

@visual egret explain yourself

[visual egret]

what

[spiral robin]

(professional) (high quality) essentials custom messages file

[limpid comet]

i would buy an aber essneitlas message file

[visual egret]

essentials is bad thats all i can say

its a bloated plugin

[potent fossil]

lol

[limpid comet]

can you say why or are you just talkin out your ass

[visual egret]

and the person was asking for peformance

[limpid comet]

many features =/= bloated

if it was like running mysql on the main thread 5 times a tick then yea

[potent fossil]

ok this is already brain numbing hf fellas

[limpid comet]

but if you don't use an essentials feature it's not gonna sit there wasting cpu cycles

[spiral robin]

oskar show us some spark or timings reports to back that up

[vestal jasper]

^ that's my main thing. It doesn't do anything you don't tell it to.

[limpid comet]

thats why i love essentials so much tbh

i can just leave it on a server and if i need it at some point it's there

[vestal jasper]

If you tell it to do 50 things ofc it's gonna do 50 things

[limpid comet]

its clearly a bad plugin gais come on

[vestal jasper]

"it's bad and it's bloated" isn't very constructive nor actionable.

[warm anchor]

Oskar citation needed just like your research essay in school bruh

[twin lagoon]

oskar i run essentials on servers with 200 players

hell even 600 players

it does not lag or impact performance

[visual egret]

ok i retract my statement

[warm anchor]

Michael here with the bomb as usual

[ashen cliff]

https://posili.me/i/2021-02-08_20-43-42.png

[limpid comet]

the fucking horror

[warm anchor]

That’s like people asking for help and be like “help my server stop working” lmao

[warm anchor]

Oh no. He’s on spigot still right?

[ashen cliff]

No idea. I know he is still in Via.

[ashen cliff]

Also this one:
https://tenor.com/view/mutual-servers-shad-gif-19799119

There are multiple.

Just don't make the Myles mistake of searching that up.

[potent fossil]

i made that mistake before

dont google it fellas

save yourselves

[cunning raft]

this is correct

[potent fossil]

[cunning raft]

but we're pretty good on perf 😎

certainly compared to competitors

so uhh try not to make baseless claims

👍

[limber knot]

why are server releases a thing

[twin lagoon]

i've never seen essentials being the main cause of a performance issue in 7 years or so

[limber knot]

like, it's not even new content

[cunning raft]

teleports were pretty bad

[twin lagoon]

the last time i had major issues with it was with the baltop recalculation thing

[ashen cliff]

/baltop force

[twin lagoon]

but that ended up being an issue caused by placeholderapi

[ashen cliff]

[twin lagoon]

that's pretty much what PAPI did yes

[cunning raft]

and that's gonna be async soon too

[twin lagoon]

but then 24/7

[warm anchor]

Who uses essential teleport

[cunning raft]

ur mom lol

[warm anchor]

[limber knot]

essentials-xmpp is on so many peoples timings reports

but I don't think anyone actually uses it

[cunning raft]

yeah too many

[stray oyster]

anyone of yall adept in working with dovecot? have an issue where smtp.helo gets relayed even though it shouldnt

[warm anchor]

They just download everything

[ashen cliff]

https://posili.me/i/2021-02-08_20-50-06.png

[unreal quarry]

essentials-backdoor

[mossy vessel]

None of those kids actually know what xmpp is lol

[warm anchor]

The amount of people don’t even know what the plugin is doing in their own server is goddamn high

[cunning raft]

yeah uhh

we'll have a solution to the "here's a giant zip file of all our modules" soon

[limber knot]

the amount of ppl who dont know life

[ashen cliff]

But why?

[warm anchor]

Like if someone ask about “random tick speed being changed” you can reply “do you have smooth sleep” and it’s like 100% of the case

Lol

Got 7 of them so far and counting

[limber knot]

it's a mad world eternity, how r u gonna fix ignorance when we all have inherited it

[cunning raft]

50% of help requests are why can't my players break things

because they install protect module

[ashen cliff]

Epic.

[warm anchor]

There was a dude with 2 anti cheat

[ashen cliff]

Only 2?

[warm anchor]

More = less hacker

[visual egret]

one is not enough, krusic

[ashen cliff]

Correct.

You always need NCP just in case.

[limber knot]

there was some guy with a skript anticheat

actually more than one person

[warm anchor]

[cunning raft]

there's a lot of skript anti-cheats

[visual egret]

skript anticheat? what is that gonna detect?

fly?

[vestal jasper]

That was me like... 7 years ago

[warm anchor]

Your mom

[ashen cliff]

Velocity do be looking popular tho: https://bstats.org/global/velocity

[visual egret]

seems like the most a skript anticheat can do

[limpid comet]

etenity back at it again with the most epic ownages

[visual egret]

velocity > all

[vestal jasper]

I vaguely remember setting up my first server, installing all of ess, and being super confused

[warm anchor]

Wow bluely is here

[limber knot]

essentials was a plugin I always avoided

[ashen cliff]

I want to avoid GP Robo. But I can't.

[limber knot]

of course until recently for my meme serbur

GP is gud tho

[ashen cliff]

No.

[limber knot]

I never heard of GP back in those days

[ashen cliff]

Too many bugs.

[limber knot]

back in the good ol' days I only had vanilla spawn protection and then worldguard

never had claims until I went public, and I went through two other claim plugins

the intro video for GP made me skeptical with its bold claims but I was converted to it by the self-service part of it

[ashen cliff]

Just merge #956 already.

[limber knot]

the other two I tried was redprotect and placing a fence, which you had to do around your entire property and yea nobody did that, and then a chunk-based one which people would miss spots

what's 956

[limpid comet]

likewise, my dear friend

[ashen cliff]

https://github.com/TechFortress/GriefPrevention/pull/956

A PR that will allow me to tax players.

[vestal jasper]

Red seems interesting but I can say for a fact that I'm not placing fucking fences around my base to protect it lol

[limber knot]

lul it's not even done

still in draft

[ashen cliff]

Merge anyway.

[limber knot]

after my game pass trial expires next month I'll go revisit some GP v17 stuff

[visual egret]

btw bluely great video on 1.16.2 on your yt

[limpid comet]

thanks

i wanna make more but i dont really have the time or a good topic

the paper discord iceberg

[spiral robin]

lmaooo

that would be an excellent documentary

[limpid comet]

why aber is epic (part 1/4)

[spiral robin]

[limpid comet]

tbh i want to make a documentary on like

the history of bukkit/spigot/paper

[vestal jasper]

Doesn't Me have that already

[meager tusk]

PaperSpigot

[limpid comet]

idk maybe

[vestal jasper]

Video form of his write-up

Let's do it

[limpid comet]

im down

[spiral robin]

@meager tuskSpigot

[limpid comet]

why did my 1.16.2 vid get 100 views

[meager tusk]

Aber shh

[mossy vessel]

link me latest paperspoogot pl0x kthx

[ashen cliff]

Here: https://github.com/TacoSpigot/TacoSpigot/releases/tag/v1.9.4-R0.1

[burnt grove]

why am i getting <name> in a server broadcast or message?

[visual egret]

#paper-help
also provide more details

[spare venture]

what do you mean? you're supposed to just know what plugins he is using, oskar.

[visual egret]

heh

[zealous wedge]

hahahahahahhahahahahah

"toxic bullshit"

"more toxic bullshit"

[visual egret]

hmm anyone know a cool minecraft sound thats rare but sounds cool for a big mob dieing

[zealous wedge]

"even more toxic bullshit"

[visual egret]

interesting 🤔

[mossy vessel]

Great. Thanks

[upper flicker]

pretty much the history of MC

[visual egret]

party, you shouldnt assume that they use plugins, they could be on a fabric or forge server

[visual egret]

then again, id probably get memed on

[magic river]

oof https://twitter.com/Demilogic/status/1358661842147692549

Andrew Spinks (@Demilogic)

I absolutely have not done anything to violate your terms of service, so I can take this no other way than you deciding to burn this bridge. Consider it burned. #Terraria for @GoogleStadia is canceled. My company will no longer support any of your platforms moving forward.

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[visual egret]

ouch

[ashen cliff]

INB4 they actually did a bunch of illegal stuff.

[upper flicker]

I mean, I hope he follows through with it

but that's gotten enough attention now that he probably will get his account back

which is the only way you get any customer support from google... just hope social media blows up

[untold meadow]

did u know spigots 2fa is bypassable if you refresh the page

[visual egret]

spigot 0days dropping in paper discord

i dont care about spigot now

[untold meadow]

literally opened a link - got the 2fa bit

opened another link, no 2fa

link is to the same page

[visual egret]

they banned me from their discord for warning people about an ip logger smh

[untold meadow]

how dare you

warning them of security flaws

[visual egret]

i know right heh

i wonder if i can appeal that

[untold meadow]

not worth the effort

[ashen cliff]

For him it is.

[meager tusk]

Yeah.

For oskar it is.

[visual egret]

what do you mean krusic

[ashen cliff]

Don't you want to help the people of SpigotMC?

[meager tusk]

With your helpful insight?

[spare venture]

I'm sure that is the whole story oskar.

[limpid comet]

[visual egret]

there was a bit.ly link leading to an ip logger that redirects you to to rickroll, i said exactly twice that "that link is an ip logger", while explaining it to randoms who thought it was just a rick roll, later i come back and notice spigot isnt in my server list

[mossy vessel]

oksar, shut up

[visual egret]

thats it and i wont speak about spigot no more

[cunning raft]

every time oskar talks i

[spiral robin]

Jroy

[haughty bear]

is there any sort of protocollib discord?

[potent fossil]

hmm, for some reason getOfflinePlayer(UUID)#getName() is always null for me, even if the player has played before MegaThonk.jpg

[spiral robin]

?

[potent fossil]

likely

[spare venture]

😳

[void void]

does MC have a clientside cap on map (the item) updates?

[cosmic raft]

I'm guessing he did do something but does not want to admit it

but that's my opinion

[vernal moth]

Meh

I give him the benefit of the doubt, google canceling accounts for no apperent reason isn't news

[visual egret]

take a look at facebook, i highly doubt google isnt making the same mistakes as FB is

[cunning raft]

FB makes a lot more mistakes than google

What are you smoking

[limber knot]

I hate how bad discord's moderation tools are

[cunning raft]

ok irc user

[visual egret]

google probably still makes the same mistakes tho

[cunning raft]

what fucking mistakes

talk with purpose

Stop making vague statements

[spare venture]

I am going to say that FB is arguably worse than google

[mental meadow]

someone is being a little bit on the edge today

[spare venture]

Controversial I know /s

[cunning raft]

It's Monday Aurora

Start of the week

I have to do my weekly battle with someone in Paper general

[limber knot]

gotta love how oskar is spreading bullshit here 👀

[cunning raft]

Not even controversial tbh

[mental meadow]

dude I've been playing league all day and I'm not as tilted as you :''D

[cunning raft]

Facebook does a lot more shady stuff with data

[zealous wedge]

jroy out here bullying children

[spare venture]

i was being sarcastic :p

I put the /s in now

[zealous wedge]

also aurora

[cunning raft]

this is not new

[spare venture]

This is the internet, children need to be bullied or else they'll turn out like uh...

leaf

[mental meadow]

zml

[zealous wedge]

nah they'll turn out like barty

[spare venture]

he wasn't bullied enough, now look at him

[cunning raft]

he's a furry

[spare venture]

yup

[visual egret]

no shit lol

[vernal moth]

Facebook is the worst possible company on earth

Not because there are no other bad companies, but because facebooks buisnes model is being bad

[zealous wedge]

somehow they're even worse than nestle

[vernal moth]

Nestle could fix themselves, facebook can't

[olive marlin]

I was about to bully @visual egret by what he said on the forums, but I see Discord already did its deed.

[visual egret]

facebook has done a lot of good stuff too though you cant ignore that

[vernal moth]

Such as?

[zealous wedge]

everything they do, they do to sell ads

[visual egret]

they did something medical i dont remember

[vernal moth]

I don't know how ppl can still work at facebook at this point

Like, surely you gotta have some morals

[visual egret]

money mini

[vernal moth]

You can get money elsewhere

[zealous wedge]

supposedly they have interesting infra projects, and those parts of the company are separate from the main product side

[vernal moth]

Thats not an argument

[ashen cliff]

Yet people still work at Nestlé.

[zealous wedge]

and they do make some interesting open-source projects

[vernal moth]

Well, at nestle, you could work to try to change stuff

I guess, working on react would be acceptable I guess, even tho it's react

[ashen cliff]

Like return water to African villages?

[vernal moth]

Oh and yarn

[spare venture]

facebook is definitely not worse than nestle

[vernal moth]

Pff, don't be so radical!

[spare venture]

nestle has so much blood on their hands

[mental meadow]

nestle irl blood, facebook internet blood

[zealous wedge]

zstd is a facebook project

[upper flicker]

careful

you'll summon him

[zealous wedge]

FB has real blood on its hands too

they have to at this point

[regal marten]

i have a question

how do i cloour/prefix in chat

[visual egret]

you ask in #paper-help

[zealous wedge]

chat plugin, #paper-help

[olive marlin]

Every time I tried zstd, it was worse than almost anything else (only lzma was worse).

[zealous wedge]

interesting

[spare venture]

afaik the list of nestle crap is mainly on slaves, plastic waste, water contracts that they should not get, selling formula to african mothers

[zealous wedge]

since I know arch switched to it a while ago

[spare venture]

zstd is so much better than gzip

[vernal moth]

Nestle could do better in the future tho

[spare venture]

which is what most people use here

[vernal moth]

Facebook can't without finding a new business model

Which they will never do

[mossy vessel]

Sitting here sipping Nestlé products

[vernal moth]

I mean, i don't buy nestle products anyways

[mental meadow]

I try to avoid it, but it's almost impossible at this point

They own so much

[spiral robin]

nestle water

[zealous wedge]

like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nestlé_brands

so many brands

[olive marlin]

Recently I was testing go tool using most popular zlib, flate, gzip lzma and zstd compression options. Zstd noticeably stood out as being way worse in everything (compression time, CPU and memory usage). The compressed size was almost the same across the board.

[spare venture]

UNICEF claims that due to the bottle feeding issue (apparently mainly driven by nestle), millions of babies have died

[cunning raft]

https://youtu.be/w_pb6r8VNWk

[vernal moth]

Went thru the list, don't think i use any of their brands

Helps that i don't drink cacao or buy bottled water

Since bottled water is a scam anyways, lol

[ashen cliff]

Always was.

[vernal moth]

Well, In germany

[cunning raft]

Here we go

[vernal moth]

I don't drink water from the tab when am in balcan ^^

[untold copper]

ya'll can drink tap water smh

[mossy vessel]

I'm heating my tapped water, due old pipes, but genearally, yes

[limber knot]

there are also like water filters you can use yourself

no need to buy bottles

[mossy vessel]

I got sick of carrying them

And I never returned them into our return system

[vernal moth]

The only form of bottled water I consume is beer 😂

And that's glass so super recyclable!

[mossy vessel]

(/s)

Better off brewing something in your backyard

[potent fossil]

can essentials /i command do custom model data?

[cunning raft]

is that nbt

if yes /give <player> item 64 {NbtTagHere}

[keen aspen]

guys, what are some good griefprevention addons?

ping me if you reply, please

[mossy vessel]

@keen aspen

[twin lagoon]

@keen aspen

[woven otter]

@keen aspen

[keen aspen]

lmao

[twin lagoon]

@mossy vessel

[keen aspen]

there we go

ping me if you reply, please

lmao

[mossy vessel]

@twin lagoon

[twin lagoon]

[visual egret]

Why are big entities so weird

smh

[feral dirge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/782867411447447572/797858212010786826/indiano.mp4

[visual egret]

put bad memes into #memes please

only good videos allowed in #general

smh my head

[coarse lily]

To quote proxi: Bad memes nowhere, good memes in #memes

[mossy vessel]

^:this

[visual egret]

cat when someone pings him

[woven otter]

that looks not too bad

[mossy vessel]

More like cat when he opens discord

[cosmic raft]

https://tenor.com/view/sunrise-blinded-bright-light-sun-vampire-gif-19826007

me when seeing what discord light style looks like

[waxen panther]

🥺

[spiral robin]

@warm anchor i made my school friend join the island for emotes

[cosmic raft]

ugh

[visual egret]

sup kash

[cosmic raft]

why are the good opensource logging libraries not fucking maintained

[spiral robin]

kyori/log ?

[cosmic raft]

rather, not maintained regularly

[cosmic raft]

very tempted. I am annoyed

[worn ember]

probably cuz they're a pain

[cosmic raft]

they are not

at all

[worn ember]

well in that case, kyori/log

[limpid comet]

kyori should remake every library ever

[cosmic raft]

you make jokes

[limpid comet]

i am 10000% seriois

[cosmic raft]

https://i.imgur.com/KEH0ABE.png

since January

[limpid comet]

omg

[twin lagoon]

hello kashike

[limpid comet]

leaked

hello michael

[mossy vessel]

hot theme

[cosmic raft]

@limpid comet https://i.imgur.com/5A8FvSZ.png

Nothing amazing yet

[peak ginkgo]

logger more like pogger

[limpid comet]

ive seen clazz but ive never seen klass

kashike class

[mental geyser]

klass is an internal thingy

[cosmic raft]

well bluely

clazz = 2 letters changed

klass = 1

plus

k for kashike

[limpid comet]

i like your thinking

klass is just a variable name lol

[mental geyser]

cls is shorter though

[cosmic raft]

cls is gross

[limpid comet]

cls is kinda gross

[mental geyser]

Jvm calls them klass in the c++ code, also a lot of older jdk classes use klass as a parameter name, but I’ve not seen it so much in newer ones :(

[zealous wedge]

klass and clazz r both valid

[mental geyser]

they are all valid :)

[cosmic raft]

classy

[zealous wedge]

lol

[mental geyser]

if you’re British you might put clarss

[spiral robin]

kls

kl

k

[visual egret]

anyone ever wonder why their code isnt working and then see you didnt run the function

[mossy vessel]

@spiral robin

[spiral robin]

NMF

[limpid comet]

or just put the eventhandler annotation on?

[mossy vessel]

am tired

[brave radish]

what IDE and theme is that?

[mental geyser]

Annotations are cool :D

[limpid comet]

intellij

[woven otter]

just dont be tired

[mental geyser]

the font looks like intellij

but the style is custom

[visual egret]

actually no because if i used eventhandler there, long story short, theres a memory leak

[limpid comet]

...?

[mossy vessel]

Remind me in 4h

[limpid comet]

sounds like you fucked something up

[woven otter]

.remind

[limber knot]

[-d] [-w <who>] <when> <message...>

[woven otter]

.remind -w 254790994594234370 4h Don't be tired.

[limber knot]

DiscordBot: Reminder set for 4 hours from now.

[woven otter]

there

[mossy vessel]

k

[woven otter]

you're welcome

[worn ember]

klass more like klas

or klasse if u wanna b correct

[visual egret]

Will humanity ever advance?

[spiral robin]

Is that tiktok

[cunning raft]

ofc it is

[woven otter]

disgusting

[mossy vessel]

Tiktok more like simping for chinese gov

[worn ember]

tiktok is one thing i will never touch

[cunning raft]

same

[golden gust]

i lurk on tiktok for the thirst traps

[mossy vessel]

I still know it under musically and it was already hot trash back then

[worn ember]

do you spring those traps?

[mossy vessel]

But apparently that's what kids are into nowadays

[worn ember]

lol i read about some kid dying of suffocation from some stupid trend on tiktok

[spare venture]

TikTok is not that bad

[worn ember]

the app itself maybe not

[cunning raft]

It's literally a front for chinese data collection

[spare venture]

It’s basically just vine

[worn ember]

the people using it are

[spare venture]

Fair

[mossy vessel]

Dunno what I'd use that app for, idc what irrelevant fuckers do out there

[worn ember]

you should send your 5cents to to tencent for review

[mossy vessel]

Nor do I want to see more trash than ordinary

[cunning raft]

Everything's pretty cringe too, a lot of "oh popular people do this so I will do the same exact thing because that means I will be popular!!! "

[zealous wedge]

tiktok is where fresh memes come from

[worn ember]

[twin lagoon]

i thought bstats always hid data in their API that doesn't get shown to public (e.g. trim server software to displayed software only)

but it doesn't

and apparently there's a shitton of weird fork names that you can find now

[cunning raft]

the fucking hashtag abuse on that platform shows how it's broken

[spare venture]

Idk I don’t see cringe content on mine

[twin lagoon]

https://bstats.org/api/v1/plugins/580/charts/paper_version/data https://bstats.org/api/v1/plugins/9505/charts/tuinity_version/data i am thoroughly enjoying scrolling through the list

[spare venture]

In my opinion it’s better than vine

[cunning raft]

Subjective ig

[lethal locust]

Discussion break for a meme?

[twin lagoon]

yes

[zealous wedge]

mTuinity

[lethal locust]

https://prnt.sc/yrtst6

[zealous wedge]

ah yes

[twin lagoon]

git-Garbage-652a5c9

[spare venture]

I mean TikTok caters stuff toward what you like, so if you’re getting cringe content maybe you’re cringe 😉

[zealous wedge]

CraftserveBukkit

[cunning raft]

I don't have the app

[worn ember]

ah yes, git airplane

[cunning raft]

I've only ever seen my girlfriends feed

[zealous wedge]

maybe your gf is cringe?

[spare venture]

^

[worn ember]

dump her for using tiktok

[spare venture]

Tiktok is one of the biggest social media platforms, it’s gonna have subsections

[lethal locust]

when it comes to making my own server, I really like using a fork that's a fork of a fork of a fork of a fork

[zealous wedge]

EnlightenSpigot, Mana, Nucleus

[lethal locust]

so that's why I use Yatopia 😂

[cunning raft]

Show me funni tiktok mr party games

[lethal locust]

xD (no)

[zealous wedge]

(who stole the name of a sponge plugin for their shitty paper fork)

[lethal locust]

probably some fork guy

[zealous wedge]

ah yes git-Paper-1.16.5-f792973c2-c84121d593d5b890ef84b44a31c3e58cc971f20e-1-g1e409abf

[twin lagoon]

mana/manaspigot is probably manacube's fork, big server

[worn ember]

who stole the name of a tf2 event for their shitty sponge plugin

[twin lagoon]

there's even Steadfast in there

lmao

[lethal locust]

there's a reddit where people make fun of forks

[zealous wedge]

of course there is

[zealous wedge]

this is why CraftBukkit was anti-fork

the dumb names

[worn ember]

theres probably a reddit for making fun of people who make fun of forks

[spare venture]

You’re a dumb name

[lethal locust]

i had a guy telling me why yatopia is better than paper, and then he was complaining in a discord about his entities not ticking xD

it's still funny to think about it

[cunning raft]

Okay that's fine 6.8/10

[worn ember]

so funni i couldnt manage to hold my breath until i died

[cunning raft]

Certainly the better of the platform

[spare venture]

Wow it’s almost like one of the most popular social media platforms will have both good and bad content

[worn ember]

those videos that like artifact and transition into other objects are cool

[cunning raft]

What separates it from vine tho is that a lot isnt genuine which decreases quality. On fine there wasn't as much possible hashtag hacking and the 6 second constraint forced people to be creative

[worn ember]

those are super trippy

[spare venture]

That’s true but it’s not as bad as you think

[zealous wedge]

you know, for onec is barty is right

[worn ember]

just gotta show some booty to get famous

worked for me

[zealous wedge]

too bad he used his one time in life to be right on tiktok

[spare venture]

For once?!

[worn ember]

yes

once

[spare venture]

That’s just mean

[golden gust]

the biggest annoying thing with tiktok is sounds, like, every now and then you come across a vid which is funny

and then you come across what is basically the exact same vid over the next like two weeks or whatever

[worn ember]

its all just stupid music

same reason i have instagram muted at all times

[formal turret]

that's just what the meme culture is now

you see the same thing all the time with static images

like that stupid fucking angry cat one my god

[worn ember]

which one

[formal turret]

the angry cat with the lady pointing at it

[worn ember]

bruh thats so 2020

[formal turret]

was an example that stuck out in my mind because there were so many "variations" ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[worn ember]

i thought that one was pretty good tbh

one of the better ones

[cunning raft]

The main problem I see on TikTok for the few jokes that are funny is that they're repeated constantly from people thinking that if they do it they will become popular too.

And there's just so much hashtag spam

[golden gust]

LITERALLY 2 WEEKS LATER

The trends as dead as my cat

like, seriously

[cunning raft]

You could have a joke about I don't know a cat and it has like 50 hashtags about the #DoritosChallenge

[warm anchor]

Tiktok is good

It kept the dum dum in one platform

[spare venture]

Yeah everyone just uses the trending hashtags

[spiral robin]

[spare venture]

If they removed the trending hashtags, it would be a lot better

[cunning raft]

if people spend the amount of time they did researching hashtags to use into actually making proper content then maybe they would be popular

[warm anchor]

Wow nice!

[spare venture]

I’m not sure if that’s true jroy, otherwise my tiktoks would be blowing up

Smh

[warm anchor]

I mean trending tag works in a sense if you have something that’s entertaining, it gets traction faster

But if you are just hogging it hopping you will get big, it is never going to work

[spare venture]

Using a trending hashtag makes your video appear on the for you page more often

So it’s dumb to not use them

[warm anchor]

It will still get killed by algorithm if it’s not interesting though

[spare venture]

Yeah

But being interesting is not enough if you aren’t appearing on the fyp to begin with

[warm anchor]

I seem some tiktok Minecraft shorts on discord. Works fine if people are interested enough to check out your tag or server.

[spare venture]

Yeah I had one blow up and get 300k views, brought like 20k players to my server

That was fun

[pseudo thistle]

ouch

[formal turret]

but were they high quality players or just trolls?

[pseudo thistle]

i assume a mixture of both

[spare venture]

Lot of good players

[pseudo thistle]

f for the staff on his server doe

but you probably got a good amount of new players

[spare venture]

It was a hard few months when that happened

[golden gust]

advertising on sites which get a lot of hits can pull in a loooot of players

but, that's defo somethng you speak to your staff team about first

[pseudo thistle]

did it die down a lil' bit or is it still kinda active from the tiktok

[golden gust]

"oh, hey staffers, git fukt"

[spare venture]

Died down a lot because I couldn’t reproduce a video that would draw that many again

[formal turret]

lol i dont want to sound like a dick about it but what happened? why so many less players now?

[spare venture]

When you go from 600 new players a day to only 50-100, you’re gonna have less people on.

[pseudo thistle]

shoulda reuploaded it

still a lot though

how many players are on now compared to when it blew up

[spare venture]

50-100 is not a lot

[pseudo thistle]

daily it is, depending on your gamemodes

[cosmic raft]

Hm

[spare venture]

Average of 15-20 on vs average of 80

[pseudo thistle]

if your a survival/survival based server, it is a lot

[cosmic raft]

I'm still peeking at getting into electronics stuff a bit

What brand is good for tools, like wire cutters and such?

[spare venture]

No, it’s not. 50-100 isn’t much growth, since most players don’t stay or play much

Average player will play 1-3 hours then never again

[formal turret]

tru fax

[golden gust]

Depends on the tools you're getting, like, brand is generally irrelevant unless you're getting like the wierd automated tools

[formal turret]

still 50-100 a day is way better than i was doing at my peak

i had 511 new people join in march 2020 and that was the highest

[golden gust]

the typical stuff, wire cutters, etc, are all mass produced these days that even the higher end brands really ain't worth all that much unless you're doing it all day, and even then it's a matter of comfort

[spare venture]

Yeah buts it’s not enough to sustain growth

[cosmic raft]

I want something that won't fall apart and break, and works well to last :p

[spare venture]

Those aren’t super complicated tools

[golden gust]

they're all consumables, basically

such is how they're treaded these days, tbqh, you'd need to sharpen the edge eventually, etc

[spare venture]

The “good brand” ones are likely not much better than regular ones

[cosmic raft]

always hesitant to buy stuff from brands i never heard of on amazon

[golden gust]

if you're getting the automatic strippers, they're sorta in the range of, you wanna look for a decentish brand, but, they're generally not all that built to last these days

Tbqh, even many of the name-brand tools are just rebranded chinesium goods

[warm anchor]

If you manage to break it within 30 days you can return it lmao

If the quality is that bad

[mental meadow]

if everything else fails, get a decent cutter and use that for stripping

[golden gust]

I mean, the tools are generally simple, only types of tools I've ever had any issues with is automatic strippers, but, I hate those things anyways

I used to strip 100's of times a day however, often cables of the same size, and these did kinda suck sometimes for thinner cables as it's harder to adjust

[cosmic raft]

hm

[golden gust]

it's getting into a hobby fun

[mental meadow]

I think I bought some cheap crimper on amazon that came with some little plastic stripper and that usually works for me

[warm anchor]

Tfw cat cutting cable as a hobby

[golden gust]

ur a little plastic stripper

[mental meadow]

like this

[golden gust]

That was my day job :L

[warm anchor]

wait cat has a job

[golden gust]

Well, I freelance now because eternal death, but, yea

[mental meadow]

I do miss my old job sometimes, running network cables through the whole university and stuff 😄

[golden gust]

I used to run like 100's of cables type deals

was always fun

used to be all pretty too

and then my family hired a fucking sparky

[mental meadow]

90% of the time i just wanted to take pretty pictures with my phone

[cosmic raft]

Cisco switch I think

looks to be a nexus, 48 port

[mental meadow]

correct 😄

[cosmic raft]

:3

[mental meadow]

Those things sound like a fighter jet

[twin lagoon]

kashike can recognize network switches & memorize an entire superstore

[cosmic raft]

My memory is good, Michael

[mental meadow]

can you recognize this one? 😄

[spiral robin]

kashike i need to go tonight

where do i find ramen

[cosmic raft]

you tell me

[spiral robin]

[mental meadow]

side note looking at that picture: I feel those cables are a bit too bend and it makes me anxious

[twin lagoon]

@mental meadow go to bed

@mossy vessel you too

😔

[mossy vessel]

You want to go with Kash?

[spiral robin]

how tf am i supposed to do my grocery shopping

[cosmic raft]

Some of those are a bit of a tight bend, aurora

[mossy vessel]

Ejxhehxu2bxnf ej

[cosmic raft]

oh aber

you meant at superstore?

[mossy vessel]

I already am @twin lagoon

[twin lagoon]

hot

[spiral robin]

yes

[mental meadow]

well, not my problem anymore

[golden gust]

jesus

[spiral robin]

and then i also need bagels but like, the "everything" type

[golden gust]

I'dda had my ass handed to me if I did something like that

[spiral robin]

prove it

[mental meadow]

I only took the picture, I didn't wire that 😄

[mossy vessel]

👀👀

[cosmic raft]

@spiral robin oh, thought you meant a restauraunt

ramen noodles are in aisle 8

[mental meadow]

our network guy never actually properly learned that, i think he was a lock maker or smth before that (but ngl he was the best person on our team)

[spiral robin]

stop you already pointed this out 😔

[spiral robin]

thanks, that seems to be the magical aisle

[cosmic raft]

anything else?

[mental meadow]

(catalyst 4500 x since no one answered)

[cosmic raft]

didn't see the question

otherwise would have guessed

[spiral robin]

the only other item on my list is "snacks"

make a recommendation

i think theyre mainly aisle 9/10

[cosmic raft]

well

[mental meadow]

I don't think I have more switches, but I do have this one

[mossy vessel]

You have Ramen stores???

[cosmic raft]

5 for candy, 6 for crackers and such

[cosmic raft]

cisco aironet... 3xxx

I think

might be 2xxx

zoomed in

looks to be 2xxx

it has the "indent"

[mental meadow]

I think its a 28xx

[cosmic raft]

yea that seems right

I was gonna guess a 27xx, but 2xxx is what I went with

[mental meadow]

mounted with proper mounting gear (zip ties)

[zealous wedge]

lol @ when those zip ties melt in a fire

[twin lagoon]

zml

[zealous wedge]

michael

[mental meadow]

honestly I wouldn't be worried about that. Like that university had a lot of janky stuff, but the fire safety was good. We once had a contractor drill something, and a fire alarm in the next room (behind a closed door) went off, and within 5 minutes there were like at least 5 fire trucks at the door

[twin lagoon]

ok time to

[mental meadow]

gn8 michael ❤️ sleep well hugs

[zealous wedge]

eh, i'm used to small electrical fires being a relatively common thing, especially in places where more budget contractors work

even on my own company's stuff there are times where i'll unplug something and the connector will be a bit melted

[golden gust]

so, my mother and aunties basically worked in the office, and one day their poor cotton socks where cold, so they pinched one of our extention cords to put a heater in there and the guy who took it to them didn't unravel the thing and plugged it into a heater running full pelt

[mental meadow]

we had an electrician (failed to get the "master" title for the job 5 times) that was very competent...like once our fuse thingy went out and he just stood there holding it up for a minute to see if that helps (there was a short somewhere that was a bit sparkling)

[zealous wedge]

lool

some electricians are... not the brightest

every electrician has the ego tho

[mental meadow]

so, unrelated topic: self hosted alternatives to zoom? jitsi, bigbluebutton? any recommendations? I refuse to use zoom if I can avoid it

[zealous wedge]

well, I think that is partially the ones who worked in construction

i've heard ok things about jitsi? but also everyone i do meetings with does zoom soo

[golden gust]

electrical in the UK is a complete joke

Like, we have some of the best regulations out there for safety

But, you can literally become qualified to work as a sparky from a 3 day training course

[mental meadow]

I haven't seen a british plug irl that actually had a ground and not just plastic there

[golden gust]

depends on the item

[zealous wedge]

here it's a massive pain, you're supposed to have like several thousand hours of experience to be able to sign for any permits

british plugs are also fused anyways

[golden gust]

if the product is double insulated, it doesn't need to be earthed as there is nothing to earth

they omit the pin for cheapness, but, anything else which needs an earth will have the 3rd pin which is fully metal vs the phases which are insulated like 1/2 way

[mental meadow]

maybe ur double insulated

[golden gust]

You gotta double insulate around these parts

||Well, unless you're playing pokemon STD edition; gotta catch 'em all!||

[upper flicker]

wat

[woven otter]

yes

[mental meadow]

no

[merry talon]

lol https://www.theregister.com/2021/02/04/chromium_dns_traffic_drop/

[cosmic raft]

!

@mental meadow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34WMUy9zTWk

[swift root]

@jovial meteor it's you

Michael Jackson

[jovial meteor]

omg i look so good in that pic

[swift root]

You look perfect in every pic

😳

[regal marten]

can you promote a smp here?

[golden gust]

No, read the rules.

[mental meadow]

!!!

[upper flicker]

It's all server owners here, wouldnt do you much good

[regal marten]

oh ok

[zealous wedge]

tbh who would want to join a server run by someone who can't read

[mental meadow]

gibby is epic

[spiral robin]

Shoulda seen them in luckperms today

[zealous wedge]

hi aber!

[spiral robin]

good evening zml

[regal marten]

i identife as a car VROOOOOMMMMM

[zealous wedge]

evening? it's still afternoon :p

wat

[spiral robin]

6:05 ehhh I suppose. When does evening start for you

[zealous wedge]

when it's late enough in the day that i have energy?

[swift root]

Ah yes 3am

[spiral robin]

That's deep

[zealous wedge]

rip larry

[mental meadow]

this is epic

[cosmic raft]

:D

go to sleep aurora

[spiral robin]

@cosmic raft

[limpid comet]

may i request help for making things look epic

im bad at that

this is terrible

pls help me

how do i make the cards look good

[spiral robin]

Shadow

Check it out font make it smaller and not pure black

Use left/right keys to navigate between about, projects, blog, about ?

[limpid comet]

HOLY SHIT

that is such an epic idea

[mental meadow]

suddenly its not icarly anymore

[spiral robin]

Would be dope

[mental meadow]

suddenly its icarly again

[spiral robin]

@mental meadow

[limpid comet]

wait

i have an epic oidea

[spiral robin]

What is it

[limpid comet]

@spiral robin

[spiral robin]

Oh ye was gonna say that too

Hot

[limpid comet]

should i make the title a differen clour

hm

oh yea u said not black

ok i think this is decent

[cosmic raft]

activate windows

[mental meadow]

Go to Settings to activate Windows

[warm anchor]

xDDD

[mental meadow]

now its Vicarious or however thats called I'm confused

[limpid comet]

give me one good reason to activate windows

[swift root]

woa a live stream of @vestal jasper

@limpid comet because ill give u a virtual kiss 😘

[limpid comet]

sounds unsanitary

[swift root]

that's a good reason like it or not

[vestal jasper]

I have a licensed copy of windows tyvm

[swift root]

good reason #2 - to be more like Josh

[spiral robin]

Use it's built in dark mode

[cosmic raft]

customise

background, dark mode, etc

[oblique pendant]

this place is epic

[cosmic raft]

what place

[spiral robin]

certainly not the papermc guild

its like a Brazilian dump here.

[keen aspen]

good chat plugins?

anyone

[spiral robin]

carbonchat

[keen aspen]

what are its features?

[spiral robin]

essx chat is generally good enough for most folks

[keen aspen]

I'd need something that works on bungee as well

[mental meadow]

BungeeChat, deluxechat

[vestal jasper]

please specify requirements in initial message

[swift root]

tf is wrong with brazil uh bird eener

[spiral robin]

its a brooklyn 99 joke 😔

[limpid comet]

is anyone getting weird errors

github didnt resolve for a bit too

did something fuck up or is my box just down bad

[golden gust]

bad DNS servers?

[limpid comet]

wtf is 213.186.33.99

oh

it's ovh's dns

would make sense

[golden gust]

Yeaaaa, I've had issues with OVHs DNS servers in the past

always just used googles or cloudflares

[limpid comet]

yea just switched to google's

[limber knot]

Reminder for DiscordBot: Don't be tired.

[vestal jasper]

nice

[limpid comet]

Interesting way of marketing

[stable silo]

Hello.

I'm new to the Server and I have just read the rules.

Where could I suggest something for PaperMC?

[mental meadow]

That depends on what you want^^ You can open a suggestion on GitHub, message a staff member, just write it here..

[stable silo]

Ok.

My suggestion would be: Please remove or change WatchDog. (Specifying the issue to another channel.) :)

[zealous wedge]

isn't it configurable?

[mental meadow]

It is^^

And there a good reasons to have it in

[golden gust]

Depends what you mean by "disable", there is a JVM flag to disable, it, but, you void your support, or you can increase the watchdog interval so that it realistically never trips, can even set it to -1, but, that might also void your support too

[zealous wedge]

imo only point of setting to -1 is to prevent watchdog from killing your server in dev when paused on a breakpoint

[golden gust]

pretty much yea

[zealous wedge]

since things like WorldEdit can disable the watchdog themselves for long operations

[spiral robin]

god ms word is a piece of shit now

this whole pane flickers everytime i type a letter

spell check underlines things in red when there is clearly no spelling mistake

didnt the blue grammar underline used to give you a hint? now it does nothing

[untold copper]

LiBrE oFfIcE > mS wOrD !111!!!!

[swift root]

aber

literally just you