@cunning raft ok
#general
brave radish
cunning raft
i will forward your requests to wizjany
modest path
What is Michael
brave radish
aurora if a mod bans me for pinging @cunning raft too much it's on your head :)
cunning raft
yeah now ik why you got banned from EngineHub
mental meadow
I shall ban myself then
brave radish
wasn't my idea
meager tusk
brave radish
speaking of which, JRoy who is in your profile pic?
I feel like that's someone important I've never heard of
desert siren
anyone knows a good announcer plugin like lite announcer but maybe with an auto center text option?
brave radish
auto center of text in chat?
desert siren
yes
brave radish
is that even possible? clients can set the width of the chat box
I mean scoreboard maybe
but I don't think that would work with chat
desert siren
is that even possible? clients can set the width of the chat box
i've heard about some plugins that can do this, but i don't remember names
brave radish
well if you find one ping me cuz I wanna see how lol
https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/γkixs-auto-announcer-γ-multi-line-β¦-auto-center-β¦-in-game-editor-β¦-hex-more-1-8-1-16-x.68425/ this one says auto center but it's paid
mental geyser
hoi :)
desert siren
https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/%E3%80%90kixs-auto-announcer-%E3%80%91-multi-...
cool
thank you
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speaking of which, JRoy who is in your profile pic?
i believe his name was stephen colbert
limber knotBOT
"was" π
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hm?
limber knotBOT
I actually googled just to make sure he didn't die lol
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oh
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norwegian influence on my lang
limber knotBOT
don't worry :)
limpid comet
kscott.dev goes to my site, and kaden.sh, pointing to the exact same ip, is returning a 521
crystal compass
has that baby piglin barter dupe been fixed
limpid comet
yes a while ago
crystal compass
ty
minor badge
we fixed it before 1.16 released fwiw
visual egret
kscott.dev goes to my site, and kaden.sh, pointing to the exact same ip, is retu...
where da css
mental geyser
that's how webpages should look, back to the good old design
visual egret
i like css tbh
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@limpid comet likely because your web server doesnt serve anything for that domain then
make sure your server_name (or whatever applies to your server) contains both
limpid comet
using traefik
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@twin lagoon
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fix bluely's website
limpid comet
yes pls thanks m ichae
twin lagoon
@limpid comet what is going on
meager tusk
Michael Website God
twin lagoon
This site canβt be reachedkaden.shβs server IP address could not be found.
limpid comet
all points to same ip
visual egret
funny how it complains about js and then puts in a tracker idriz
brave radish
Michael Website God
?
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@ oskar
spiral robin
bluely setting up his website
meager tusk
funny how it complains about js and then puts in a tracker idriz <:thonk:4638429...
didn't ask g
limpid comet
how is web server down if kscott.dev works
twin lagoon
traefik is hot idriz
limpid comet
traefik is hot thats why i wanna use it
meager tusk
you don't have much in common with traefik michael
twin lagoon
you slap a label on your container and it'll auto-ssl reverse proxy the thing
twin lagoon
limpid comet
michael s baed
minor badge
idriz is an nginx chad
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wtf
limpid comet
im gonna start breaking things
cunning raft
@limpid comet hello can you open the issue on essx you always yell at me for
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wtf @twin lagoon do mine too
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michale official web devlop ?
twin lagoon
meager tusk
i was wondering where i'd seen that traefik tech stack thing before
it's the literal same shit that hashicorp has on their website
lol
meager tusk
i'm ass at chess tho
twin lagoon
wtf.
limpid comet
ugh i dont wanna do java things right now
twin lagoon
π
limpid comet
later jroy
meager tusk
hashicorp is what a co-worker blasted at me for two weeks straight and forgot about it forever and never mentioned it again
but from what i've gathered
k8s but lite
diet k8s
meager tusk
watch ur mouth
minor badge
we use terraform for AWS kekw
meager tusk
ok lets train in chess
meager tusk
to beat Michael
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twin lagoon
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dont go easy on me idriz
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WTF
spiral robin
limpid comet
@minor badge 
meager tusk
wait @twin lagoon have you sent it today
twin lagoon
no
meager tusk
doit
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The following things have come to my attention
-
You hate me:
This is, unfortunately, pretty clear by your lack of response. -
You want me dead:
Unwanted interaction with me means you dislike me. Disliking me means you probably want me to not have any good luck in life. Probably want me dead.
Why do you hate me?
All I've done is:
- Be nice
- Be supportive
- Be caring
- Be there in your toughest times
- Be here whenever you need me
However, even in the best of times, all you've done is:
- Be rude
- Be angry with me
- Look down on me
- Ignore me
- Express your distaste for me
- Wish for my death
My final appeal
This will not stand. I'm a great person. I see no reason for you to hate me, nor to want me dead.
You are my one true love. Please. Let me take care of you. Let me be your lover.
You have changed my life. I hope to change yours. I love you.
twin lagoon
that's the short one
meager tusk
this is the nice one tho.
twin lagoon
you are
meager tusk
you are
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WTF
meager tusk
Hacked by Michael
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@spiral robin hello best friend ever in the multiverse .
meager tusk
as evident by my account saying the same thing
spiral robin
hi !
twin lagoon
spiral robin
meager tusk
shut the fuck up michael go back to setting up my react websites
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will aber play me in chess ?
meager tusk
shoo
limpid comet
ok i give up
spiral robin
?
limpid comet
no more website
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sure
meager tusk
its so overkill making that website in vue
spiral robin
Ok 
limpid comet
did i ask
meager tusk
Yes.
limpid comet
@twin lagoon check latest commit its very important
limpid comet
twin lagoon
twin lagoon
wss
meager tusk
oh also @twin lagoon i figured out why
it wasn't working with chrome
chrome requires you to send a keep-alive sort of thing or it'll disconnect
lol
spiral robin
ok . .
limpid comet
olive marlin
k3s <3
merry talon
if you're going to use a dumbed down version of k8s you might as well just use nomad
or consul or whatever feature you're looking for
limpid comet
not nice
wraith trail
bluely idk how you have so much trouble with it
meager tusk
wraith trail
its the easiest thing to use basically ever
spiral robin
?
wraith trail
like you can literally just add two labels to a container and it will be exposed semi-properly
limpid comet
i guarantee you it's cloudflare
my docker compose is the simplest thing ever
& cloudflare has done this before with ksc.sh
merry talon
wraith trail
have you tested this?
limpid comet
i just woke up one day and it started working
spiral robin
Bluely ur high again
worn ember
spare venture
Tale as old as time, player thinks he was muted because he disabled chat in his settings.
woven otter
lol
ashen cliff
Gaming.
visual egret
did they not notice that they cant chat on other servers π
hazy marlin
applyPhysics - false to cancel updating physics on surrounding blocks I guess it would be best to leave this false?
as I'm stopping noteblocks from updating
limber knotBOT
idk what you downloaded @vernal bone but I don't recall having that problem at all lol
vernal bone
I got it from the official site, it's the win zip installer
It looked sketchy, just wanted to run it thru a virustotal check before installing the debian package to my serbur
ashen cliff
What were you even trying to install?
vernal bone
Bewareircd
limber knotBOT
I ran the windows exe a while ago
maybe it does that for irc servers in general?
what's the results
just PUP like stuff?
cuz AVs also detect miners too
cuz malware generally includes/uses those sort of things
windows zip is flagged by only one AV, Dr.Web
whatever the heck that is
void void
hey
potent fossil
hi
potent fossil
backdoor you say
visual egret
yes
you need access to a mc server with discord srv
which is connected to that server
cunning raft
discord srv 
visual egret
i know
potent fossil
spiral robin
maybe don't explain this exploit in public ...
cunning raft
EssXDiscord 
π
visual egret
most kids that use it are dumb enough to give every bot admin perms
woven otter
please do
visual egret
just yeet the token
woven otter
I want to know
visual egret
and put it into your own discord bot
cunning raft
use essxdiscord, famously never had any exploits!
woven otter
for now jroy for now
potent fossil
poor (user) opsec definitely topples companies
visual egret
i mean, it works
vernal bone
windows zip is flagged by only one AV, Dr.Web
I can send you a resoult tomorrow not sure..
void void
anyone wanna play minecraft java?
cunning raft
no
visual egret
yeah go play single player
limber knotBOT
yes
potent fossil
most of us here dont even play mc
limber knotBOT
my serbur only
potent fossil
we just develop it or run servers
woven otter
it's as much of a backdoor as using "password" as password
visual egret
it runs paper
void void
oh lol
potent fossil
it's as much of a backdoor as using "password" as password
very correct boi
potent fossil
why tf are you asking me
limber knotBOT
@vernal bone did a quick one on the tar.gz https://www.virustotal.com/gui/url/46703f893496a1f0726757d6bae70096858582284e65d482ccd92455fa112e2f/detection but I guess it's just that this server is prolly included in other malware and so is just getting tagged by a few AVs
spiral robin
It's what everyone is thinking
dim shadow
cute cat aber
spiral robin
It's turbos
vernal bone
<@287312849297080320> did a quick one on the tar.gz https://www.virustotal.com/g...
Could you please check the win one as well? π€
limber knotBOT
he hosts the source code too so you can always take a look at that too
I already told you about the Windows one
just dr. web
he hosts the source code tho
so if you wanna look at that and compile from there go for it
dr.web also detects unrealircd as malware too
so I wouldn't worry about it
potent fossil
who knows why it'd flag, there are all sorts of dum reasons one might flag while others dont
like 'omg DCC exists that's piracy u could get viroos. flag."
visual egret
Is there something like multiverse that isnt as bloated
ashen cliff
Again. You are scanning a compressed file.
potent fossil
hyperverse 
spare venture
how is multiverse bloated
they literally split the plugin into the separate functions to debloat it
mossy vessel
@potent fossil 
spiral robin
nmf!!!! !! ! ! !
mossy vessel
siNple, where does the N come from?
limber knotBOT
idc what I'm scanning
mossy vessel
@spiral robin 
potent fossil
limber knotBOT
and finally not a dictionary word
mossy vessel
Makes sense, we'll all go to hell and sip champagne with satan π€
limber knotBOT
test
potent fossil
you can sip champagne with me
dim shadow
πΆοΈ
limber knotBOT
yall think u gonna get ur own kingdom lul
limber knotBOT
there are only setters and getters
dim shadow
imagine u do for 1000 years but then it was all a dream & now ur being tortured
limber knotBOT
yes, ur self inflictedone
potent fossil
also this pissed me off https://static.jacobandersen.dev/shared/π ππ‘π―ππΎ.png
dim shadow
ur deep
limber knotBOT
idk what that stuff is but vandalism dum and that stuff dum
potent fossil
don't make fun of my last name Tadgh
potent fossil
Tadhg
mossy vessel
Mr. Andersen 
mossy vessel
Yes, Smith can't spell, we'll never know who is meant
mental meadow
now I wanna post a matrix meme but it's nsfw π¦
mossy vessel
wtf
mental meadow
I'll send it to simple instead
limber knotBOT
simple no longer exists
potent fossil
brave radish
so aside from authentication, minecraft traffic is not encrypted, correct?
spiral robin
@potent fossil why havent oyu opened my snaps in lke 4 days
limber knotBOT
using snapchat
spiral robin
robo take ur shaming of using platforms and shove it up ur ass for 1 day please
potent fossil
oops
mental meadow
on the other hand
spiral robin
mental meadow
i think i might not
mossy vessel
Robo using snapchat via irc
mental meadow
imagine not having simple on snapchat π¦
potent fossil
.snapchat --to NMF --content sexypic.jpg
dim shadow
irc hooks up to like everything tho
dim shadow
even viruses & bacteria use them to talk to eachother
potent fossil
@mental meadow you could change that
merry cave
how can you tp to a chunk
potent fossil
.g spigot chunk teleport
dim shadow
how can you tp to a chunk
divide by 16 and do /tppos
limber knotBOT
spare venture
.g dinner bone tools
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://dinnerbone.com/minecraft/tools/coordinates/
dim shadow
multply* by 16 sry i faled math
dim shadow
what would I TP to?
muldiply by sixteen
merry cave
can't be right
spare venture
Thatβs a region... the coords are the corner of it
mossy vessel
`.snapchat --to NMF --content sexypic.jpg`
hot
merry cave
can you explain how to tp to it than party
dim shadow
are those block chunk or region coords? i cant even remember now
merry cave
so /tppos -3072 70 3584
dim shadow
do 90 lol or u can spawn in a mountin
twin lagoon
use the proper channel
ashen cliff
Daily reminder: I'm still looking for a torrent client that can handle 10k+ torrents.
No multi instances allowed.
visual egret
yeah
potent fossil
or rather, one backing storage
k
ah ok
so every human entity just has getEnderChest and returns an inv
potent fossil
michale π₯Ί
mental meadow
Daily reminder: I'm still looking for a torrent client that can handle 10k+ torr...
Right now I'm using qBittorrent, but I doubt that can handle that much tbh
but otherwise i quite like it :3
It works better than deluge
mossy vessel
Do you want to download the upper 1% of Netflix?
potent fossil
Daily reminder: I'm still looking for a torrent client that can handle 10k+ torr...
Develop it yourself.
mossy vessel
π€―
potent fossil
Err, ok, here's my issue. I need to develop a very simple system to just save ppls enderchests and when they do the essentials echest command, they want the chest to show what my plugin has
mental meadow
michael β€οΈ
potent fossil
is it as simple as just setting the player's echest content on login?
visual egret
krusic just write a torrent client in assembly
ashen cliff
At least 10k.
The entire data set it 50k.
Currently 12k is stuck and would need a long term machine to download.
upper flicker
is there a pressing need?
I would just script it batch
script it to batch*
no one scripts in batch that is sane
ashen cliff
The longer I wait, the more dead torrents I get.
ashen cliff
I'm currently adding 250 torrents to 10 Deluge instances, every time the load on the machine drops.
Issue, when 1.5k+ torrents get stale in Deluge, it starts nuking memory and CPU.
spiral robin
wtf you downloading 
ashen cliff
You.
visual egret
Anyone know how to spawn in the xp explosion that happens when the ender dragon dies
mossy vessel
Yes
visual egret
how?
crystal compass
what is the point of using the tebex bungeecord plugin ?
crystal compass
rather than just authenticating multiple diff servers
visual egret
@mossy vessel you kinda just said yes and didnt say how to
potent fossil
people who spend a literal hour in the bathroom: what are you doing in there
mossy vessel
meager tusk
.
potent fossil
dealing with that rn
meager tusk
do you want to know
mossy vessel
people who spend a literal hour in the bathroom: what are you doing in there
?!?!?!???
potent fossil
meager tusk
i get distracted very easily in the bathroom
mossy vessel
You sip some whisky, take a shower, sip some whisky, make your hair, sip some whisky and put the rest whisky in your coffee, no?
potent fossil
im just complaining about my brother's girlfriend loitering in there fellas
your problems are your problems
meager tusk
I mean..
upper flicker
why would you ruin the whiskey by mixing it with coffee?
mossy vessel
lmaoo
If I don't hurry up, I can take solid 30 minutes or so getting ready for the day lol
visual egret
idriz you know you want to
meager tusk
Incrementing ids?
upper flicker
its always incrementing ids
meager tusk
Oh wait, their profile picture's static path is the same as their user id?
Well isn't that very convenient!
So now I know every teacher's id just by going to my teacher evaluation panel!
Being able to execute SQL on the client, knowing the teacher's ids..
π€
visual egret
idriz you know you want to DROP TABLE
ashen cliff
Standard Balkan stuff.
meager tusk
I won't.
@ashen cliff standard balkan quality software
it's not even albanian, the official kosovo e-school system actually is pretty locked tight
and runs on a pretty modern stack
but it's a turkish one
ashen cliff
We have a online only thing, goes down randomly, data got leaked but they just denied it so that's cool.
It's also using PHP, Apache and best of all: MongoDB.
For 90% of the country's schools.
VERY EPIC.
potent fossil
mongo when run properly is actually quite Epic
ashen cliff
Also, do you want to see all your grades?
meager tusk
This uses php, apache, and sql.
I can see the grades of every student in my school.
I've seen them before.
ashen cliff
You have to pay us, to see all your grades.
meager tusk
Because guess what?
spiral robin
what idriz
ashen cliff
Pay for your own data.
meager tusk
You can pass in a user id.
ashen cliff
meager tusk
Watch.
spiral robin
ok
potent fossil
Idriz proceeds to hack into his school to show his internet friends
meager tusk
limpid comet
aber mean to me
meager tusk
isn't that fortunate
i wonder what would happen, if I, say, sent 4538 instead
or, hear me out here, 4539
or wait, 1
spiral robin
wow
spiral robin
aber mean to me
βοΈ
waxen panther
aber moment
visual egret
brocc moment
limpid comet
meager tusk
Gee, how will I ever find the ID of a teacher so I can abuse this?
If only...
If only that prefix before that random string was their id.
ashen cliff
You know, you could just run all the IDs?
meager tusk
I don't need to.
I literally have every teacher's id.
Because their profile picture paths are prefixed by their id.
ashen cliff
That's no fun.
meager tusk
You know what's interesting? I can make these requests that pass in any user id I want ONLY if I'm authenticated.
Which means that these guys basically have everything on hand to.. not need me to pass in a user id.
But balkan be balkan
ashen cliff
Balkan strong.
meager tusk
West weak.
meager tusk
@twin lagoon did you see my e-school system up there
twin lagoon
yes
meager tusk
how I can pass in any user id i want
and can execute SQL client side
we should do that on staff suite it would be peng
twin lagoon
sounds like venturechat
meager tusk
meager tusk
it's scary that I could drop these guys' database but
what's scarier is that these guys might not have backups
ashen cliff
Well. If you get in trouble and need to flee, you can hide at my place. I'm very close to the border.
meager tusk
LOL
spiral robin
aahhaha
ashen cliff
Everything is Balkan anyway.
meager tusk
The west is just diet Balkan.
dim shadow
idk much about balkan but they got good musics
meager tusk
and good software.
meager tusk
well, good food too.
vernal moth
buuuuh
meager tusk
Wait, there was that one attempt..
Let's not talk about that attempt.
Let's start another.
dim shadow
im not even european but i grew up learnin about tha eiffel tower n shit
so i β€οΈ europ
ashen cliff
We should call it...
Yugo...Slav.
meager tusk
Because.. it's mostly inhabited by Slavs...
golden gust
the union, is basically where politicians send those who fail at home to
meager tusk
I mean.. communism isn't so bad... right..
golden gust
the EU is basically the dumping ground of unwanted/unneeded politicians
meager tusk
We could even make this Yugoslav place a communist utopia. There's this funny guy called Josip. Maybe he'll be a good fit for leader.
golden gust
I mean, sterotypes an all
potent fossil
was about to get in my car to go get starbucks but i looked at the price and heavily reconsidered
golden gust
I think I'll stick some distance between me and the slavs
potent fossil
now im drinking some that i made instead
meager tusk
I think I'll stick some distance between me and the slavs
Where are you from?
dim shadow
ive heard nice things about it on reddit
golden gust
Am English
twin lagoon
idriz 
dim shadow
π¬π§
golden gust
Irish would imply that I was
- born in ireland
- unsuccessful
potent fossil
@dim shadow quick without googling what's the name of that symbol
golden gust
Now, I was only one of those things, hence, am bri'ish
twin lagoon
onion
ashen cliff
Potato.
visual egret
tea
potent fossil
technically yes but you pissed me off so no
twin lagoon
potat
dim shadow
rip my grades
potent fossil
Welcome to College.
meager tusk
The english are jealous of slav engineering. Such as dobro jutro.
dim shadow
;___;
ashen cliff
And: Za Beograd!
dim shadow
The english are jealous of slav engineering. Such as dobro jutro.
that just sounds like a kind of martial art
dim shadow
sory i only do back end π
vernal moth
bye
meager tusk
I do it in the back...end..too...bye
merry cave
rekt
ashen cliff
Can you also kick him for AuthMe?
spiral robin
who can mak me a skrip t please? i cant pay but i can pay with happyness and players
golden gust
I love backend work
meager tusk
who can mak me a skrip t please? i cant pay but i can pay with happyness and pla...
Pay me Exposur and mayb
golden gust
void void
Oh i'm sorry, i've misreaded rule 4.
spiral robin
ok
dim shadow
ill learn skript for u if u send me π
limber knotBOT
s/i've misreaded/i didn't read
Correction, <DiscordBot> <07JβohβanβneβsHβQ> Oh i'm sorry, i didn't read rule 4.
dim shadow
dam discord has bad leaf selection
dim shadow
wa-
dim shadow
omg i didnt kno the scotts invented so many thigngs
ashen cliff
Slavs invented WW1. So we kind of invented everything.
dim shadow
Slavs invented WW1. So we kind of invented everything.
wasnt the dude who started it serbian
meager tusk
Albanians invented cool white hats.
ashen cliff
Let me just remind you: https://posili.me/i/2021-02-07_23-26-24.png
mental meadow
except Burgenland. No one likes Burgenland
meager tusk
Oh and we had this horny dude beat turks a lot.
dim shadow
is this the 2b4u discord
meager tusk
Not.. horny.. but had horns on his helmet
dim shadow
cause the link didnt work
olive garden
yes, some serb fuck decided it would be fun to murder some Astro-Hungarian royalty who's showing off their military strength
golden gust
all I'm saying is is that if the slav's where wiped out, the darwin award company would have a massive hit in sale volumes
dim shadow
yes, some serb fuck decided it would be fun to murder some Astro-Hungarian royal...
i heard the cab driver that was driving the prince or w/e fucked up & took a wrong turn into a ally where the gehtto was
meager tusk
If the slavs were wiped out you'd be using DC.
ashen cliff
all I'm saying is is that if the slav's where wiped out, the darwin award compan...
And if you got wiped out most dentists would loose their jobs?
dim shadow
i still dont get how austr-ahungry was a thing
meager tusk
LOL
dim shadow
2 completely different things doe
mental meadow
dim shadow
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
kinda reminds me of the anthem scene from borat
like did the royalty speak hungrian or austrian
hmmmmm
meager tusk
they spoke both
just like how tito spoke every language in yugoslavia right @ashen cliff
dim shadow
wen u speak 5 languages but they r all th same
mossy vessel
mod abuse
meager tusk
I dare you to go say that to any slavic language speaker.
mossy vessel
Link me the report doc ASAP!
crystal compass
What is the name of that plugin that automatically puts people into the server they were last in, on bungee ?
ashen cliff
Slovenia be like: God is dead and we killed him.
dim shadow
LOL
golden gust
That's literally the default behavior of bungee, no plugins needed
crystal compass
oh really
meager tusk
Serbs be like: If god exists HE'S A SERB
Albanians be like: God can kill everyone except us lol
crystal compass
hmm its not doing it for me
ashen cliff
Tito still had the biggest charisma build ever.
dim shadow
isnt that waht bog je srbie means
golden gust
force_default in config.yml controls that behavior, should be false by default
meager tusk
Tito was a massive chad.
Then came that guy with the receding hairline.
We don't talk about him.
dim shadow
rip
meager tusk
What was I talking about? I wasn't talking about anything.
ashen cliff
I still need that Volvo 240 btw.
meager tusk
I'll get my boys to bring 5.
ashen cliff
Epic!
meager tusk
4 are broken. 1 is also broken. You have a 0/4 chance to pick out the working one.
ashen cliff
Just give me all 5, I'ma make a working one.
ashen cliff
Don't need that.
meager tusk
It's just the frame.
ashen cliff
LS swap that π§±.
worn ember
ashen cliff
Already got a Mk7.5...
Maybe a Mk2 would also do the trick.
golden gust
psh, all those cars suck
meager tusk
Okay. It's just one wheel though.
golden gust
there's only one car you'll ever need
meager tusk
Pardon?
golden gust
tropic flame
the pope mobile
golden gust
meager tusk
Balkan has the best engineering, music, culture, food, and everything good in life in the world.
mossy vessel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3hL0IEKbq4
I'd see myself in there rn
spiral robin
meager tusk
First world countries can only dream to be Balkan.
vernal moth
Balkan has the best engineering, music, culture, food, and everything good in li...
I mean, I can prolly find better engineering, music, culture food and everything good in life in germany, lol
mental meadow
how does sharex work why is it so complicated
vernal moth
upper flicker
ah that famous german understanding of sarcasm
truly the last thing that evades them
golden gust
germany: creates the biggest meaniest, over-engineered tanks
topaz mortar
At least they work...
golden gust
germany: loses a war because they couldn't build enough tanks and the ones they did kept breaking
golden gust
It was a contributor π
vernal moth
germany lost cause the leader was batshit crazy
and wanted to invade russia
in the winter
topaz mortar
Were twice the Austrian that started it.
vernal moth
without blankets
ashen cliff
Always the Slavs fault.
vernal moth
I mean, its not really fair to say ww1 was started by germany, lol
mossy vessel
We have an army?
ashen cliff
Used to.*
topaz mortar
We have an army?
It's more a replacement parts collection.
mossy vessel
Thx for (ex)changing that to a mention
Our army is a joke and I can't stop laughing
"""army"""", more like 10 sit ups and you are in
mossy vessel
Fellow of me went to the army, paying good cash but they accept literally everyone at this point lol
topaz mortar
Does anything work there? Broken βοΈ , π’ , tanks
golden gust
I mean, US army dropped their requirements too in the names of being inclusive
mossy vessel
They don't have anything functional
topaz mortar
NMF did I really forgot to deactivate the ping? Sorry for that.
mossy vessel
nw lol
golden gust
I mean, being able to patrol even nearing sea's is importantΓ©
Like, sub launches, etc
mental meadow
why would you want to attack austria
vernal moth
I cant wait for baiden to start crying about our army wastings spendings too
golden gust
Who's army is a literal joke last I knew
mental meadow
or switzerland
dim shadow
baiden
mossy vessel
We'll build a JΓ€gerzaun at some point
mental meadow
or Lichtenstein
vernal moth
every euro invested into the army is a euro not going into education, lets not forget that
golden gust
You don't depend on your neighbours
how do you know they're not the one's who's gunna stick it to you
mental meadow
NMF, warum stolperst du zwischen Γsterreich und der Schweiz? ||Da Liecht ein Stein.||
mossy vessel
ima ban you
mossy vessel
golden gust
having an army is more a show of force these days hopefully, as opposed to actually being a neccessity
mental meadow
π
golden gust
which is why I guess they can argue with dropping requirements in the name of inclusivity
vernal moth
having an army is more a show of force these days hopefully, as opposed to actua...
yeah, we dont need to show force, we show economic force, thats gotta be enough
golden gust
But, like, if somewhere like the US actually needs to go to war, that's gonna be comical in the long run
mental meadow
ah yes how about no
vernal moth
last I saw the middle east is still a mess, no reason for the US to go to war
vernal moth
no they never fix it
mossy vessel
The only reason why I'd join the army would be for shooting weap... nvm I figured
vernal moth
they only break it, which is why am saying, no reason to start a war when its still a mess
they only need to do that if there is a democratic leader down there
mental meadow
Mini come play lol
mental meadow
it's already midnight
vernal moth
but I also wanna deploy hangar
mental meadow
might as well continue now
vernal moth
am really close now!
olive garden
.compiling
vernal moth
mmh
topaz mortar
I'm not working tomorrow. Registering for Master thesis.
olive garden
nice
golden gust
.mini
golden gust
.cat
limber knotBOT
topaz mortar
.ysl
vernal moth
but, reverse proxy throws bad gateway
mossy vessel
"""work""", teaching freshman higher statistics
potent fossil
does anyone know what the generic SQL type (in java.sql.Types) for JSON is?
which should be the same as LONGTEXT?
i guess
i cant find dis on google
vernal moth
postgres is the only db with a proper json type I think
potent fossil
mysql has one
vernal moth
oh and it has a few json manipulation functions too
potent fossil
but that's not the point, i need the matching sql type in java.sql.Types. There is one called LONGNVARCHAR which I guess that's the one... but idk for sure.
mossy vessel
@topaz mortar 
potent fossil
yeah, it doesnt store the same as text but it accepts a text value... lol
golden gust
I'd imagine it would just act as a string, tbqh
unless it's something weird like a blob
but, like, string seems more legit in the jdbc side of things
topaz mortar
<@!226798841041518592> <:firethink:640308477205676032>
Something like this would be hell for me. I'm not good at explaining stuff to people.
potent fossil
Making an argument factory. Argument needs to be serialized/deserialized to/from json. So I am going to do it in a factory here. The only thing I need to know is what the matching generic sql type is lmao https://jdbi.org/#_argumentfactory
generic sql type doesn't even have TEXT or LONGTEXT
just LONGNVARCHAR which seems close?
mossy vessel
Something like this would be hell for me. I'm not good at explaining stuff to pe...
I had a good grade and they had a spot left, doing that for 2 semesters now
vernal moth
thank god I dont need to deal with generic db shit
vernal moth
its postgres or bust
mossy vessel
I'm not tooooo bad at (economic)statistics lol
potent fossil
whatever ill figure it out myself
vernal moth
we do use jdbi
potent fossil
argument factories only work with the Types class
so...you're clearly not using that
vernal moth
config.registerCustomType(JSONB.class, "jsonb");
potent fossil
right so you're not using a factory
vernal moth
PostgresTypes config = jdbi.getConfig(PostgresTypes.class);
JSONB extends PGobject
import org.postgresql.util.PGobject;
so yeah, its not generic
potent fossil
registerCustomType isn't even anywhere in the jdbi docs?
what section in the docs is this if you're binding args without an argument factory
vernal moth
its in the postgrestypes thingy
potent fossil
ok so once again, you're not only using jdbi then. you're having help from pgsql
thanks i will figure it out on my own
golden gust
it's the jdbi driver that they're using, just, jdbi has some pretty helpers for postgres, apparently
vernal moth
Well, i just replied to the "you gotta do this to if you use jdbi"
golden gust
(postgres explictly allows custom types, basically)
vernal moth
Yeah
golden gust
if you're in mysql, you'd need to work out if jdbi maps it in a way that you can use that stuff
potent fossil
ok well im not gonna debate semantics, its pretty clear i was using mysql + jdbi from my original question so this is what you have to do as im not aware of any pretty helpers like that for mysql/mariadb
golden gust
mini is just dumb
cosmic raft
potent fossil
its not my choice 
golden gust
I keep meaning to learn pgsql
But, most of the people I work with already use mysql and learning new things = scurry
true canyon
Since postgres came up, what's the favorite java library for interfacing with it? Playing with postgres is next on my todo list.
vernal moth
There is not much to learn
waxen panther
modern software
minecraft server owners
vernal moth
Jdbi is really cool and powerful
waxen panther
Jdbi is epic
golden gust
not much but there is still like, changes to get used to
potent fossil
Jdbi is very nice and one day when I try pgsql I will try the magical pgsql extensions jdbi has
golden gust
I'm also one of those anti hide-stuff-away-from-me-unless-you-help-me-stupendiously type people
waxen panther
mini how many beers is minimessage issue 68 worth 
topaz mortar
probably 68? Each new issue increases the costs.
waxen panther
sounds reasonable
true canyon
Fabulous, thanks for tip on jdbi. I think the last time I wrote anything SQL with Java was 2013
vestal jasper
not a small screen, half width window on an ultrawide
wait
I need more coffee ig
vernal moth
I like how quick it loads
Largest Contentful Paint
0.7 s
ah without dark reader its even faster
nuxt is nice
potent fossil
workbox is sexy
potent fossil
do they now? used to be just an addon
its nice tho if you want progressive functionality
vernal moth
yeah as part of the pwa addon
potent fossil
should work, you just write your own worker script
just be careful it doesnt cache so hard that if you update a local resource users dont have to wait 6 months
(actual problem)
vernal moth
it looks like nuxt writes the service worker for me
golden gust
Not that conservative
potent fossil
mental meadow
Mini I'll give you beer the next time I see you
golden gust
Mini, I'll shit on ur rug next time I see you
vernal moth
haha imagine seeing ppl
golden gust
failing that, in your shower
vernal moth
what is this, 2019?
mental meadow
I might actually get vaccinated soon so yeah π
vernal moth
assuming any of you will be allowed in
median canyon
Anyone know whats causing my game to crash? https://pastebin.com/LtkGGJ4J
golden gust
voxelmap blew up
median canyon
Alright thanks, that's what i thought
barren yacht
yatopia, and tunity just got massively bot raided
might want to prepare incase paper is next
golden gust
We know