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why do you need 128gb in first place
memoryleaks
gud evening gamers
then thats 150
well, 150 without commitment
while the specifications & price you pay for at hetzner is attractive
The difference between an e2288g and a 5950x cannot be that much for minecraft
Because I had 128go on my last one, and switched to 64go eheh
i would be prefering an ovh machine
this
what is go ram
Especially on hetzner hardware
vs gb
not to mention hetzner's 5950x's only gets to 4.3ghz @ 90C (max temp)
Reminds me of RS
where did you see that
RS?
runescape
Someone here who had one was saying that yesterday
kappa
gigaoctet, who even says that
might have been michael himself
fine i'll emote it then
he likes to pretend he's a twitch chat viewer
has reliablesite gone downhill? Felt like it was pretty good years ago
emoji is fine
RS has gone downhill years ago
Itβs pretty bad
didn't aikar shill for it
haven't touched any of their stuff in forever
i watch twitch on yt cuz i hate twitch

My personal experience with RS was bad
he did a cputest with his plugin
https://github.com/NEZNAMY/TAB/wiki/Commands-&-Permissions#tab-cputest

idk why aikar uses 'em unless he's got some special deal or somethin
They had some weird BIOS issue that limited my 9900k to 2GHz
Took weeks for them to fix
So many tickets
hivelocity is fine but expensive
RS is great when it all works well but their peer is trash in one of their main DCs
and, well, you get what you pay for
haven't seen him talk about them
OVH/hetzner are great, like, but, they're essentially budget bin hardware
Michael sell me on PNAP
guess he switched recently
I hope I won't get issue with hetzner and their 5950x mhhh
Or I'll switch back to ovh π
Iβm switching dedis this month
I got my dedicated at ovh for 29d remaining
I can ask ovh to get a refund for the 29d remaining
tf you mean budget bin hardware, i pay 3$/m its breaking my bank
i mean it is ovh after all that seems kinda unlikely
lmaoooo. my professor sent us a youtube playlist of videos of how he wants us to format our lab. right under the video:
is my way the right way? of course not.
it is simply the set of rules I chose to use.
it is also the set of rules I chose to use for grading...
Michael sell me on PNAP vs OVH, and still the e2288g?
si
is there nothing that competes with SYS
no
also barty i get OVH emails on a weekly basis now
that they're taking X server down because they're fucking stupid

I donβt know anything about PNAP besides no setup fees
pnap still above sys
their panel is ass but so is everyone else's
is all that I know
Yeah OVH is bad too
support is fire though
PNAP billed me $450 for stuff I didn't have
but responded in half an hour on support, so that was refreshing
ovh > but if you use tcpshield it won't matter
I donβt use TCPshield because it messes with some vite sites
OVH have a lot more POPs and private leased lines across the place
Never needed to either
DDOS's bart's server
No
and what does that prove
Do a month long mining test.
I will give you 10% of the dogecoin profits if it rises
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anyone want to start a p2w mc server
u can do that on my meme serbur
I would never
You wish
im experiencing a bruh moment. i wanna get last number in string, may not be the last actual word in string, so using regex
https://regexr.com/5lsek - works
public class Wtf {
private static final Pattern lastNumberPattern = Pattern.compile("(\\d+)(?!.*\\d)");
public static Integer getLastNumber(String string) { // string = "test 666 aa 44", should return 44 as integer
Matcher matcher = lastNumberPattern.matcher(string);
if (!matcher.matches()) {
// always thrown?
throw new IllegalStateException("Failed to match any numbers in string.");
} else {
String found = matcher.group().trim();
System.printf("Found %s! Returning parsed integer.%n", found);
return Integer.parseInt(found);
}
}
}
public class K {
public static void main(String[] args) {
Integer ok = Wtf.getLastNumber("test 666 aa 44"); // exception thrown
System.out.println(ok);
}
}
plz help wat am doin wrong? also tried with four backslashes in the pattern
am just dum?
@twin lagoon 
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Can I talk about forks of papee
What's yatopia
something you shouldn't use
What about tuinity
tunity is fine, but they have their own discord
talk about it in the tuinity discord?
Ah ok
ya ur just dum simpledum
What is yatopia tho
something dumb
dum like dumcord
plz explain
imagine 10 different flavours of soda
And
performance > user data
That's called Dr pepper
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it'll taste like fucking garbage
but.. it'll be fast?
If you get the right flavours it tastes mwah
can 25 mbps download and 30 mbps upload handle a self hosting server?
yatopia isn't the right flavours
yes but it's never better than one good flavour
dats an interesting online ide
or compiler I should say
never seen that one, kewl
i hate when that happens simple lmao you get your regex working on the web and it just fails everytime in java
RoboMWM are you skynet or a human with a different client
yea why lmao
I am not a dumcordian is wut
IRC bridge
Stfu
yes Camar
Camar, it depends
it'll be fine, not idea, but in most cases
It depends on ram
It's not great, and that implies DSL which will generally kinda crap itself
what no, nothing to do with memory
if you're expecting more than a handful of players, it's not gonna work great
well, yes but that is not his concern here
if you self host just keep in mind making the server public wont be a good idea because of ddos concerns
Hey hey
thats mostly the limiting factor other than getting your own hardware
Cloudflare
Nah it's free
sounds expensive
Oh, I can't edit
not for minecraft
dum
CF doesn't work for MC unless you wanna pay for their TCP proxy stuff which is expensive af
It's f r eee
only for websites
for http
feel free to try lol
@potent fossil i think the find method works, i cant see anything wrong with your regex though
I heavily doubt that you're proxying connections and not just using their DNS service
better not be "anti ddos dns"
find just returns boolean
matcher.find() works for me
wait
it doesnt
wtf
xoxo
what is matches for then
having a domain hides my ip
^^
also tf u talking about brocc https://static.jacobandersen.dev/shared/ππππ§§π.png
and oh fuck
Imagine using bukkit 
wow that makes sense
doesnt matches return bool or something and find goes to the next match?
idk i havent touched regex in a while
i see now
Bukkit is shit

If you were to add .* at beggining and end, then it'd work with matches
Did you know that anime is bad
horrible
Especially hentai
Hentai is horrible
are you just here to troll smii?
Yeah can we not
im not sure thats appropriate for here
an opinion out of nowhere
yea, you've given your opinion on like 5 different things in a matter of a minute
thonk, 80% of this chat is trolls nowadays
We're not even talking about it here, so why
about something completely irrelevant
Ok I hate bukkit
cool.
k didnt ask
also i like anime
awawa
awroaourwa
awueoapwueopwaupeouawoa
Hmm
i started learning japanese now but I'm not a weeb
also japanese is an epic language
only 2 tenses
all verbs are made the same way, no irregular verbs
just gotta learn the font(s)
my pizza is here 
learning languages is fun... i get rusty on pretty much everything though because i dont use it enough
Can I have some
learn it, forget it
Imagine doing your homework
japanese for school or just for fun?
studying to be a weeb
i'm 22
if this was in school i would have no motivation
looks serious
I just bottle it up until it's two weeks worth overdue
just for fun
ah for fun
And get suicidal thoughts
yeah thats the way to learn a language lol
Ok apparently I'm a troll so I'll just go
you dont have to be a troll if you dont do trolly things
idk if I ever used find()
ive been on the internet way to long to be fooled by the 'trolling "uwu im not a troll" trolling' pattern
but I should look into that
uwu im not a troll
seems like I learn something new about string manipulation every day
k not every day but there's always something new to learn
from don't use replaceall to find
wanna teach me? you are clearly better at this
easy just watch every anime.
i'm watching miss kobayashis dragon maid rn
im about to turn on some sailor moon
yes
think kobayashi was slated for an s2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynEjnebw8LA
also this was recommended on youtube and holy shit
but I did understand some words already
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Ded
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how do you guys deal with hopper farms?
murder
like massive iron golem farms etc
lol
I have curtailed the villagers, but now it's hoppers
we limit hoppers per plot
I assume you have this all developed into your region plugin
yes
wonder if I can somehow get this with griefprevention
such a good idea though, maybe I can get a custom hook
theres a thing where you can only allow stuff to be done within claims, so could use that
ask robo
he probably knows
last I knew, only thing robo knew was memes
any better suggestions for claims than ?
gp was fine last I saw
I agree, just need something that allows plot limitations
would be ideal to have a setting to limit hoppers per chunk
LinkedIn asks me if I know someone who I guess is cat
why
no
cat is a beautiful creation of god
we have a selfies channel in incendo and it's pretty nice
everyone is really cute
how do you imagine i look sulu
no ive sent selfies before
idk you arent very distinctive in my mind I guess

Hi
@wraith trail too bad.
I'm an ogre
smel lyk 1 too
I don't need sanitary advice from someone who licks himself clean, cat.
Kuwubi
uwu
Kuwubi
It's proper uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What's a non offensive way to call that effect
uwu-ification.

I tried
quick rant
what the fuck is that
who tf would pay money to have fake players in their tablist
It's what it sounds like
It's yet another spigot link inaccessible without logging in
@vestal jasper @mental meadow uwu
5$ plugin to have fake players in your tablist
@potent fossil uwu
Hi zml
I'm literally getting pinged in 5 different discords where am I
People go really really far to fake players. Had someone just last week literally writing an AI bot that walks around and breaks blocks to fake players so he could get more real players
hi ocelot :3
It is the stupidest goddamn thing ever
so it's literally to trick people into thinking your server is populated?
yes
people do that?
that's crazy
is that why my overwatch matches have been shit lately?
mine have been great today ngl
nice, about to start with some buddies
i genuinely hate role queue, eliminates the ability to flex
i swap between roles allthe time depending on what the team needs in a moment
Apparently JRoy and I are into the same jokes.
(Except I went to another Discord to ping him)
I play role queue but with flex π
you'll still get locked into a role tho :<
yeah but that way we don't get 5 attackers and 1 healer
i genuinely almost never get bad matches in open queue, people are very used to picking 2-2-2 apart from the occasional weird match
but even those are winnable often
I find not being able to switch from dps to tank or the other way around or to healers mid-game way too limiting
idk anything about overwatch
ow bad

I'm bad in OW and I'm bad in League so I just play both
im very bad in league
i dont bother playing anymore
i get flamed, and rightfully so 
all my friends play league but I can't really play with them since they are too good
and then they tell you all the things you're doing wrong π¦
exactly
i once played with a ranked person (i forget what rank) but they were clearly max of the normal level. anyway i was like lvl 6 grouping with lvl 30 or whatever the max was and i could not survive
i couldn't even fight lmao
Can anyone recommend a Spleef plugin that isn't absolutely dog shit?
cammspleef when

Hahahaha
It's just such a simple(?) classic minigame, I'm surprised there aren't any good plugins for it lol
writing minigames can be pretty annoying

Yeah a lot of developers say that
idk why though, I know most complain about having to cover so many different cases
wat wat
DuckEpicUltimateRandomSpleef incoming
yeah everyone always finds some bugs or some way to mess with the system
selling on mcm for $150
sweet lemme know when it's up
Ricochet 3 when
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hello.
Aber 
just realized i never uwud back so uwu
ty :3
hii u guys know how to fix this
i downloaded a map
and make it a world
but now i want to delete it
after server restart
it appears again
Are you shutting down the server and then removing the world?


howdy all
hi guys, im not that great with mc im setting it up again for the kids, did craftbukkit few years ago. im using paper, i have vault in a plugins dir and am running my start scrip in screen debian+java11. commands dont seem to work now like /say /help is that expected. I do not use a client, just the server
In the terminal or server GUI you don't use the / for commands.
#paper-help is for server questions though.

are there any dupe bugs that aren't patched by paper ?
hi guys
got opinions on this?
hows it look?
i made it for my plugin
also
its supposed to look like it was made in paint
yes it looks pog
Assuming the watermark is just for this demo yeah it looks like it's in paint.
It's 6:38 and I think i can go back to sleep in an hour, woooo
Woke up at 5:45 today since we doing release at work
Of course. Need to protect your mspaint creations.
I suck at anything remotely detailed with computers, so this might be dumb. afaik, papermc isn't compatible with mods right? so what are some alternatives for a 1.12.2 modded server that arent the default forge thing?
there's sponge :)
ty
I heard about that one on a reddit thread, but it said it was unstable? which of the two should i use. also, do I need to install plugins to make it run faster than a default forge server, or will the base download do?
as I said I'm a real illiterate when it comes to anything remotely complex
I think you're better off asking in the Forge or Sponge Discords.
kkty
zml 
aberr
finally you managed to do something 100%

What dashboard is that, mini?
Instana π
Instana has saved my ass so many times, it's such an awesome tool
If I would run shit that ppl depend on at home, i would buy it too
show exactly where errors comes from
I can trace every single request thru all my ssystems, my callers, and my dependencies
and I coudl stare at this all day
it visualizes every single request thru all our services
sadly doesnt include network infra (firewall, loadbalancer, waf, reverse proxy) yet, but thats a todo
It's quite funny, you can still make out what is what at this level
The big service at the bottom (many lines) is our perm service, the big on the left is our main DB2 cluster, the one on the right is our ldap
The one in the lower middle is the central service which handles all changes on customer data or contracts
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.1.16
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Hello! When upgrading to version 1.16, NameTagEdit behaves very strangely. Take a look at the screenshot. I enter the prefix "&8[&7Player&8] &r", but the nickname is still grayed out. Please help or suggest an analogue of this plugin.
At the same time, everything is displayed in the tab as it should, but not above the player's head.
@swift root go to sleep
ok π
In short, I read that this plugin does not work correctly on the new version 1.16.5.
Please tell me the analogues of NametagEdit.
nametagedit works fine
I wrote above what my problem is. Do you know how to solve it?)
nop but i do know that NTE works fine on 1.16.5
Michael 
bloodstone 
bloodstone 

it seems like tokio has its own intervals now, so we won't need a 3rd party repo for that luckily

I updated my bot from Tokio 0.2 to 1.0. All I had to do (besides bumping dependencies) was to remove sqlx::Done trait import.
Was expecting to spend way more time tbh.
fairly sure tokio 1.0 was pretty much 1:1 to tokio 0.3 or smth
proxi 
which was mostly internal changes and new api
Are there any analogues to NametagEdit?
hi, Does anyone know a little about scripts? I want to ask.
For example, we do execute player command "x"
Is it possible to do this for a specific player?
So running a command for the player named "GizliBaskan"
like execute player command GizliBaskan "x"
but i wanna skript my dear bot xD
then ask them? this is the paper community and lots of people hate Skript with a passion lol
Is this Skript or just commands? Cause "execute" is a Vanilla command
yeah execute as
wont work for plugin commands tho
skript probably has a mirror to Player#performCommand tho
If this is for commands you can just specify a "name=player_name" as target selector attribute
yes but afaik you can only use vanilla commands through /execute
Yes
Anyone know exactly where the 'Game Menu' file is inside the assets folder?
You can't
resource pack?
yes
custom font resource pack
don't think you can selectively change the font of language values though?
You can use custom glyphs tho
a resource pack yes
How do I open a .bin file?
with whatever program that saved your stuff in it
using the right application
so I go into uniform.json and change it there
this isn't a handholding channel...
I suggest taking a look at the wiki to learn how resource packs work: https://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Resource_Pack
you simply modify the menu language file and throw in a unicode character that you have replaced with an image
michale 

Michael uwu
uwu
@twin lagoon awa !
awa
are you able to "enable" falling block duplicators cuz it doesn't work it just gets sent to the end and it doesn't duplicate
.sanddupe
Having problems with TNT Duping, Bedrock Breaking or Sand Duping Vanilla Exploits? See: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/3854 for information.
install Vanilla π
so you simply cant do that with paper
yes, paper blocks exploits
Which is something we work hard on and are proud of
π
Too you long enough.
hello
hello bluely !
fairly okay
getting rid of the cardboard boxes i've had for ages for the window replacements in 2 weeks
yep
brother 90% of me providing support for my plugins is linking them your java 11 guide
woa
heh I was thinking of microsoft windows 
Downloaded from the official site 
Don't scan zips!
True, let me zip bomb my server quickly
Did you somehow managed to block discord
someone know a lib that does pretty much the same as gh's comment thing? I tried tiny but it doesnt seem to have support for hyperlinks, which is a must
guys guys guys guys guys guys whats a good plugin for controlling weather? im using one from 2011 and it just dawned on me that it's disabling thunder instead of capping it
EssX
._.
@vernal bone oh ok i found weather options in essx, no thats not what i meant, i mean like controlling the frequency of storms/thunderstorms
that's all handled by random tick
you'd need a plugin that disables vanilla weather control and handles it itself
You can just manually enable and disable with command 
right but not schedule it
the one im using worked fine 7 years ago... im starting to see why it doesnt anymore
wait what?
so basically disable it when it happens randomly & make my own timer for it?
thats kinda what im looking for but i was hoping it's already made
yeah doWeatherCycle is the gamerule to disable
ahh ok
Eternal rain 
the editor basically, which displays urls, can set headings etc styling
thsts simple enough ill probs just make my own if i dont find any on spigot
java doesn't allow you to manually check if an object is dereferenced right?
guess you could use phantom references π€
hmm nvm seems like tiny has a bunch of plugins i can add
i dont think java dereferences anything that still has a variable pointing to it somewhere
yeah that's the tricky part
since it won't get gc'd if you are holding a strong reference, but if you stop holding that reference you'll never know
going to try to whip something up with this
the idea is to keep actively referenced objects in a map of sorts, then they get nulled whenever the gc sweeps in
essentially a cache
update: as per usual guava does it for you
lmao
but that's lame af may just still do it myself
Can anyone suggest me a plugin like gui shops but even players can make their own shop
probably not
Don't say like that π
just pointing out what happened yesterday
There are no public free plugins that will do that
Might be one or two very old and outdated/broken ones
Any paid once
What happens yesterday
You're likely looking at hiring a developer to make something custom
just use ChestShop
or any of the tons of other shop plugins, some of them even have a GUI
phoenix just saying PartyMarket > ChestShop smh
Well I am specifically looking for a plugin like this
but ChestShop is available :P
The one stop marketplace for all the Minecraft plugins you will ever need.
I want gui with all
that is true phoenix
songoda π
just search for "shop" on spigot lmao
I did
But it's have given up now
Lol
there's tons of plugins that do exactly what you want
Ex?
Btw hows a bit talking?
requiring a resource pack π
wonder what plugin i used for that
It's fine
π
well, the resource pack isn't why it's cool
I love plug-ins with resources packs
I mean I like the idea of such a shop, it's just not what my server uses Β―_(γ)_/Β―
Link for this one
π
the next step is making a categorical browse menu
which is an annoying amount of effort
well finding the lowest shop in the area is one of the challenges on my server ;D
yeah that's why i did this in the first place
Whatever can u suggest a plugin like this
as a new player you can make a quick buck by finding some small shop that sells low and sell to another, big one that buys high
- no one knew what to sell for 2. no one could find shops, or sellers couldnt attract people to their shop
- people were getting annoyed that everyone only went to one "mall" shop
and not theirs
...
Please don't spam, we're not google
that's not a player shop plugin animeboy
that's a server shop/admin shop plugin
there are plenty of those
There are dozens of shop plugins out there, we don't know/care to find something which meets your exact requirements
I sure
We do recommend staying away from songoda and her platform for entire shit due to varying reasons, but, if you wanna do it π€·ββοΈ
I think it's player shop
What reasons
stop fat shaming cat smh
Yeah man. Can we bully Ded instead
It's not admin shop
ded when are we partnering
when you start paying
I mean, several devs on her platform got booted off the site for shitty practices involving scamming, to which she acted as defence, as well as varying cases going back which I cannot really talk about for "i got no idea what the truth is but if it is, holy shit.."

Ah ok
Shopkeeper works fine and itβs free
I mean, got booted off paypal, not her site
She basically started peddling with "paypal is banning for MC!"
SimpleShops is a plugin that works pretty nice too
Link if u don't mind
@worn ember shop plugin when
i heard she got arrested 
i have an addon for simple shop, but i'll never make my own lol
what lol
billy got the juicy details
i heard theres a lot of rumors about her and i don't care about them at all π
the less she is mentioned the better
.g shopkeepers plugin
(DiscordBot) https://dev.bukkit.org/projects/shopkeepers
I have server economy this doesn't have vault
This is what I want but 1.16
what makes you think it doesnt work on 1.16?
at this point you gotta look yourself because people here arent going to for you
Clearly it doesnβt say on title 
It's there that it's till 1.13
it says it was tested on 1.13
it works until it doesn't
doesnt mean it wont work on newer
you have to try it yourself and see
9/10 plugins work fine for future versions
NO LONGER SUPPORTED / ACTIVELY DEVELOPED
and closed source, no updates in 2 years, is pretty big red flag though
i have a plugin i wrote back in 1.2.5 that i no longer support or maintain. but i still use it on my server just fine
shop plugins are in that territory of oversaturated markets
most of them do the same thing
Nobody who knows what they're doing really wants to make a shop plugin because the market is oversaturated with pretty
issue with pretty is that most of the devs focused on pretty care more about pretty than actually writing good code
So, you end up with plugins which are pretty af, but are also buggy and fall apart easily over the years
Plot twist, there is no pretty gui's in minecraft
bedrock says hello
and then you get the stupidly simple ones which are built like a tank and last, but, aren't pretty so people run away from them
Welcome to the community, glhf
bedrock can say bye too
Itβs premium though https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/shop-a-simple-intuitive-shop-plugin.9628/
i came close to writing my own shop plugin a couple times. but snowgears gave me access to his code and i just updated it myself long time ago. now he's more active so i dont have to lift a finger anymore ^_^
minecraft webshop wen
sounds good
Bro I already have a chest shop plugin
But I want gui one
bro then look for one
or shop with pretty guis with lithium iodide
requires a mod tho
no
yes
Oh wow I linked his plugins just now lol
i am the one who names
Basically, either go buy the one you where showing off earlier, do your own research first, this bukkit based community is pretty biased against that platform for varying reasons of drama
just write an addon to chestshop to add a pretty gui 
Or, go search around yourself
just learn skript
just shut up duck
We don't know every single plugin in the world, and if you're not happy with the ones people have suggested, people are gonna have to do what you'd have to do to find such a plugin: google.
π

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Thx for your guys support tho
liar
thats cool
it was sad
are you keeping track?
yeah
OR GUIs and my GUIs are pretty π¦
Make it 5
tell her to stop scolding you and see what happens
you're grounded, snoopa
pees on billys lawn
yeah no thats a death wish
give your moms number i'll scold her
best thing ever i get to stay home and play games all day
no u
grounded from all electronics
π
Read a book smh my head
ground your electronics 
no, dont ground them, so they shock you to death
yeah dont ask me im surprised as well
all of us are :/
doesnt discord have an age limit
yes
werent you 13 a few weeks ago
Lol
kids grow up fast
yeah whats with that
pretty sure thats oskar lol
Super fast.
growing up sucks
tell me about it, my 2nd oldest turns 18 next month :3
they all blend together ded
one big blob of dum
lol
Man billy you can take Snoopa as your own
dafuq
i just know billy has a wife that bullies me
no thanks im good no offense
i'd sell him @warm anchor

How long until we're getting the floor polisher out to keep the sparkle on your head i wonder

Is there any Discord server which suggest plug-ins?
Imma go hobble to the shop and leave y'all with proxi, good luck
wtf cat
I don't get it
you can't do that
proxi is the worst
wow rude
PMSL
yes proxi is rude
π
i'm having pita for dinner
my mom scolded me for not going to my own bathroom like what why cannot I use this bathroom its closer

and then she scolded me for not studying
I really wanna see a TV show where they get like a bunch of uber femenists and shop floor workers in a room
imagine having more than one bathroom
then I got scolded for studying
Like, the guys gotta do like shop floor shit
i yell at my kids for the same thing. why? because kids miss the fucking toilet
with concentration
give them aim assist then
oh god
@minor badge is that the best proxi in the world ever ?!
I clean my own toilets soo I guess thats alright?
The actual bathroom scene from Daddy Day Care-2003.
It's never about the time you cleanup, it's about the handful of times you don't which is just like, fuck off
@meager tusk no it is not π
.
Like, as a guy, shit happens sometimes, clean up
Yes it is.
cleaning toilets is a pain .-.
i just sit down cuz i cba to aim lmfao
xD
what are we talking about here
cleaning toilets
but, like, for fuck sake, I literally had my little bro who'd go to the toilet on the intermission of like COD or whatever, piss all over the seat and run back without even flushing
oof
wouldn't know anything about that rip
"if you can't fucking aim, sit down like the little bitch you are", is what I shouted to him mid match
kids suck at using toilets
mid match?
piss on the kid to assert dominance and tell him not to do it again
some adults too
ez
like, between games or whatever when it does the countdown
cat how old is your younger brother
o
@meager tusk @minor badge 
I think the main issue is that you are supposed to lift the seat, and he did not
I love Michael.
i forget, he was probably like 11ish or something at the time
and you swore at him
I mean, like, we wore our mother down
U have such a hard life π
Β―_(γ)_/Β―
I am telling your mom about your swearing on PaperMC 
thats how it is
yea pissin on the seat and nt wiping it up is inexcusable
pls no .
The trick is to just become an engineer or something
once you work on a shop floor long enough, cussing becomes like a comma
I dont cuss at home
ANYWAYS ima go sleep cos i gotta wake up at 6 to study
gn bois and girls
always remember: flush ur poo-poo!
Snoopa Student
Idriz Nub
i dont trust people that dont swear, tbh. it means their self filter is too high, and cant be trusted
^_^
i dont trust people who cant trust people
π
go to bed!
yes found it
After much thinking and depression deliberation I have come up with 4 laws to survive in this world:
Snoopa's 4 laws of survival
1) Trust no one, and in some cases, not even yourself.
2) Crush others to achieve your goals.
3) Make no friends. They will only drag you down.
4) ALWAYS do what benefits you.
yes ik i am very smart thank you
Return to monke now Snoopa
@warm anchor god i love discord, i just got a notif of you pining me on my phone just now from like 10 mins ago xD
the fuck did i just walk into
hai
ok bai
Happen to me all the time after latest update. Idk why. Also the role color donβt show on mobile until you let it load 
yeah mobile is fucked
some days, i'll be sitting on discord all day on PC. then wife comes home "why didnt you respond to my question?"
discord notification beeps on phone
it's her message from 4 hours ago
or they can just be people who don't swear out of respect lol
precisley
i tend to not swear IRL as a sign of respect, not because of a filter
i swear 24/7
Β―_(γ)_/Β―
billy whats with that profile pic tho
I only swear when it's fucking appropriate
Damn billy so hip using discord with wifee
few days ago I got a 240 days old Facebook messenger notification
i just swear if i want to get a specific point across
its horrible

its the trainman from the matrix trilogy @untold copper. he's got the best line out of any movie.
You dont get it. I built this place.
Down here, I make the rules.
Down here, I make the threats.
punches Neo into a wall
Down here, I'm God.
billy is writing a paragraph and i do not like it
which movie is he in
I see... still bad tho
out of any matrix movie
i dont really remember the 2nd and third
or out of any movie in general
the second one
you've seen the matrix?
all
it cameout like 20 years before you were born
mhm and?
lol
i dont watch movies from the 70s lol
lame
cuz those are trash








