general

[untold copper]

a cloth hangar maybe

thonkkkk

like a hangar with plugins hanging from it

[worn ember]

taken interest does not equal good result tho

[upper flicker]

from what Ive seen of them, I expect itll be fine

[worn ember]

i usually pick names to reference my logo

[upper flicker]

just because I couldnt do it doesnt mean someone else cant

[worn ember]

or well, pick a name and keep in mind i'll need a logo for it at some point, so i keep it generic enough to be able to do that

[feral dirge]

Did spigot's page died

[wide chasm]

Yes

[worn ember]

it has been dead for most of the day

[slim nymph]

apparently big brain idea that spigot site being down will cause some plugins on 2b2t to break and enable them to hax0r things

[vernal moth]

Hey i worked on hangar yesterday, so did jake tonight

[vale knoll]

Spigot is down, but goes up at random times which gives the feeling like its overloaded or something

[vernal moth]

Just somebody stupid decided to throw away the frontend

[upper flicker]

dont respond to the meme

jeez

[feral dirge]

Yes

[upper flicker]

was it you mini?

[green edge]

Doesn't really work that way lmao, trying to see if paypal's sale tax can help me with anything

[vernal moth]

Me sabotaging Spigot? Never

[green edge]

https://rz.al/u/4f1d.png

[feral dirge]

I deleted leaderheads folder and lost placeholders, so can no longer visit the plugin's page and find the placeholders

[worn ember]

sucks to be you

[feral dirge]

it does

[ashen cliff]

Why not report them as if they are from Spigot LLC or whatever it's registered as?

[olive marlin]

If plugin is not paid, you can try loading it on web archive, maybe you'll have luck.

[feral dirge]

No I mean

Leaderheads is not the problem

[untold copper]

aren't you the lagassist dude?

[green edge]

I am

[untold copper]

ohk

[green edge]

Because i'm not dealing with spigot LLC, i'm dealing with private individuals from around the world, so i need to bill that

[untold copper]

I rly love ur map feature lol

[green edge]

at least if i want to do business legally

[feral dirge]

I need Cookloco's skywars placeholders but page is down :<

[green edge]

if i'm fine with tax evasion

then i can

[feral dirge]

They were stored in leaderheads configs, that's what I meant

[ashen cliff]

But you can't, since you lack that information.

[green edge]

because there's no tax for australian businesses in RO iirc

[ashen cliff]

Epic.

[green edge]

Then i can't do business on spigot

And tough luck justifying the money already from there

[ashen cliff]

Did you actually ask a legal/tax expert on that?

Or is that just your interpenetration of the law?

[green edge]

Yeah, accountant has no idea, tax collection agency in my country gave an evasive answer

[ashen cliff]

Epic.

[cunning raft]

armchair CPAs

new paper general meta

[worn ember]

just send it to your offshore bank account

[green edge]

Not many in RO selling digital services

so they don't know

What i've got in the end (from several accountants) is:

[ashen cliff]

Just ask them how much tax you can evade.

[green edge]

1. You need to send a invoice to all of your clients (What address to send on, what VAT)

[worn ember]

tbh if you dont make that much from it they probably wont notice

[green edge]

It's over the average salary in RO

so they will notice

especially if it's a business reporting no earnings

and having money send to their business account

[ashen cliff]

What if you just get a static tax thing?

[worn ember]

well yeah if its registered as a business you're out of luck

[ashen cliff]

AFAIK you have that option.

[spare venture]

EU so good

[green edge]

Yeah, i've got that answer from an accounting firm too

M1SS, you can have a static tax up to 10k yearly

which is fine for me

i'm not doing that much so i'm in that bracket

but then i need to register to M1SS

But even then i need to send invoices

invoices to who from where?

[ashen cliff]

Just send them the paypal invoices?

Regardless, good luck.

[slim nymph]

i doubt your suppose to send invoices, gl getting someone to go pay some random invoice you send them 8 months after they bought your plugin

[green edge]

Send already paid invoices (paid through paypal)

[slim nymph]

it was prob something like charge them vat at time of purchae and you send receipt of vat paid, from brief google i did

yeah thats more a receipt lol

[green edge]

Yeah

[slim nymph]

but id imagine if you never collected address, then no need for vat? if paypal handled vat charges on people from its own info, paypal prob handles that

[green edge]

They don't

[slim nymph]

paypal handles sending irs info for the us

[green edge]

They only take their 0.3$ + 2.9%

[slim nymph]

like you dont 1099 people you paid with paypal

[spare venture]

7% damn

[green edge]

i'm not sure how much

[spare venture]

2.9%

[green edge]

yeah

I can't even call paypal

because RO doesn't have the phone lines open

as for email / message center

no answer in 8 hours (during business hours)

[worn ember]

i know paypal reports to the authorities on your earnings etc here

PP customer support is so aids

i asked them like 3 basic questions and they couldnt even answer them

[ashen cliff]

Yeah, even in our case PayPal handles most of it.... tho it's connected to a tax haven account.

[limber knot]

just because they seem basic to you it doesn't mean that they are basic to some random person only being able to work in customer support lol

[worn ember]

one of them being "ok who do i need to ask that does know the answers" and they said "i dont know"

[limber knot]

yeah, you should learn how to talk to customer support lol

[spare venture]

a lot of the questions you ask paypal are super specific and they aren't always given that information

[limber knot]

(or maybe you didn't ask it like that)

[worn ember]

more like they should learn how to support

[spare venture]

maybe

[limber knot]

because you get better answers if you are demanding. I would've said "Please tell me who I need to contact"

[green edge]

^

[limber knot]

because that's not a question so they can't give a dumb answer that doesn't contain info ;)

it conveys that you expect them to resolve this

[worn ember]

paypal also yeeted 60euro of my old account, cuz it was closed for being underage and they just "stole" that money lol

[limber knot]

instead of playing google for you

I mean... you violated their TOS

and you had no rights to access that money in the first place lol

[spare venture]

does their TOS have a clause where they can just take your money if you violate it?

[worn ember]

well yes

but still

[green edge]

yes in some cases

[limber knot]

pretty sure it does, lol

I mean it will probably not hold up in court and they probably will have to partially pay you what they own you but...

[vernal moth]

Doesn't mean it's legal

[spare venture]

yeah who's going to sue over $80

[limber knot]

pretty sure they can't pull that in the EU as they are an actual bank here compared to "just" a payment provider

[spare venture]

or 60 euro whatever

[worn ember]

support said they deposited on the bank account that was linked to it

but if i asked any further questions they said they dont have access to that information lol

like how would they know that then

[green edge]

GDPR request

[worn ember]

i also never received that money

[spare venture]

you would prob need to contact their legal department

[worn ember]

that was like 7 years ago

[green edge]

ah

[limber knot]

yeah, customer support only has access to the info that they are allowed to based on their level

that's normal

they see "money was transfered" not "money was transfered to bankacount 239482ß0348"

if anything they should've escaleted it but maybe the next step possible would've been the legal department so ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[spare venture]

they tell you to contact their legal department for your ban reason,for example

[green edge]

At least do you have any information on how their "Sales Tax" system works?

You are able to set domestic / international sales tax but it doesn't seem to apply on the payments

[spare venture]

no I just pay tax at the end of the year

[spiral robin]

hello party!

[spare venture]

some states do tax digital products

[spiral robin]

hello zml!

[spare venture]

hello aber

[spiral robin]

[spare venture]

for example my state only taxes digital audio, digital audiovisual, and digital books i am pretty sure

[mossy vessel]

I'm also paying taxes on a yearly base and it almost feels like a bottomless pit 🥴

[spiral robin]

nmFFFFF !!!!!!!!!

[spare venture]

taxes are so damn confusing in general

[mossy vessel]

That's why you hire someone

Or pay extra, at least over here lmao

[spare venture]

mhm

I just claim it as personal income and pay that way

[mossy vessel]

[spare venture]

less work

more time to sell loot crates

[mossy vessel]

@spiral robin

[unreal tiger]

Hi

[stiff yarrow]

isn't it normal for taxes to be yearly or?

I guess there are quarterly taxes too

[spiral robin]

hello nossr

mister mcmmo

[mossy vessel]

Really depends on what you are doing, being an individual, a company/which company etc

It's a pretty complicated system over here ~~with some handy loopholes ~~

[spare venture]

yeah supposedly independent contractors are supposed to file quarterly after their first year

or well report estimated quarterly earnings,

[clear hull]

anyonw know how to find my ip when im hosting a server?

[spiral robin]

how are you hosting it

on your pc?

[wraith trail]

hes a pi user

[visual egret]

no

[wraith trail]

to get your ip behind nat, type ip a

else, go to https://ifconfig.co/ip if you have port forwarded

[visual egret]

because you have to be smart to set up a pi
unless you bought a pi "kit"

smart enough to figure out your ip address

[spiral robin]

play nicely

[spare venture]

oskar wtf

[wraith trail]

#paper-help message

[clear hull]

ok

[unreal quarry]

makes oskar go sit at the kiddie table

[visual egret]

smh

[spare venture]

just because you're a pi expert doesn't mean you can treat people like that

[visual egret]

no

yeah of course this guy got a kit

he cant figure out how to run a jar file

[wraith trail]

what does a kit even get you?

like what would you even need/want?

[visual egret]

everything predone for you

[spare venture]

oskar you're too young to be this condescending

[wraith trail]

but that would be distributing mojang code

[golden gust]

biggest thing is the pre-installed OS, but, like, you literally just use etcher or something otherwise and follow one of the 200 tutorials out there

[clear hull]

? i had this pi for like years and i thought to use it for it because it's been sitting and doing nothing

[golden gust]

But, like, non the less

Oskar, you are literally in 0 position to try to berate people

[visual egret]

so you can set up a pi but not run a jar file

[clear hull]

it's my first time

[golden gust]

that's what he said

[spare venture]

only once you have gotten a mental illness from people in paper-help can you be that much of a dick

[golden gust]

wait

[wraith trail]

however, do set your expectations low for possible performance

[clear hull]

yeah

[spare venture]

wait people can be doing something for the first time? no way! /s

[clear hull]

im planning it to be just like a 5 player server

[visual egret]

bruh i was 10 when i set up a vanilla server

[wraith trail]

even that may be pushing it at times

but good luck

[clear hull]

i have the 8gb ram version

[spare venture]

oskar you weren't even alive when minecraft released

[limber knot]

I prefer having fun when I play a game

don#t use a pi

[golden gust]

Welcome to modern minecraft

[visual egret]

i was alive smh

[spare venture]

you're like 11

[golden gust]

a pi can be used for a handful of players, biggest thing is gonna be that you will kill an SD card fast running an mc server on it, and literally everything is a bottleneck on that device

[twin lagoon]

[spiral robin]

hello michael

[twin lagoon]

hewwo

[spare venture]

michael what should i talk about in my interview

[spiral robin]

[spare venture]

should i mention the mc server

[spiral robin]

tell them about bartyrealms

[twin lagoon]

if you manage to make it interesting

yes

[mental meadow]

michael!!

[twin lagoon]

awawa

[mossy vessel]

I make stuff at an online block game

[spare venture]

nah i don't think i'll ever breathe a word of my minecraft server to anyone

[spiral robin]

i run a dead minecraft server

[spare venture]

dead

[spiral robin]

graphs incoming

im joking

[mossy vessel]

/s

[spare venture]

excuse me its about 4 weeks old and growing just fine

[wraith trail]

26 players

thats 3x growth in the last month

[spiral robin]

26 players

[wraith trail]

or, when everyone was making fun of him for average 8

[spiral robin]

thats 100% more than when it didnt have any

[spare venture]

i had an average of 16 people on for the 24 hour period yesterday

[hidden hill]

Hello! How do make a dynamic map on a separate web server?

[mossy vessel]

Imagine having job interviews

[visual egret]

what do you mean

[spare venture]

.g dynmap external web server

[twin lagoon]

@mossy vessel

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://github.com/webbukkit/dynmap/issues/766

[golden gust]

store the map in a database and host the website UI elsewhere

[hidden hill]

wow

thanks

[visual egret]

so you asked here without looking at google first

[wraith trail]

what they have very detailed docs on it

[visual egret]

papermc 2.0 moment

[spare venture]

https://github.com/webbukkit/dynmap/wiki/External-Webserver-Basics

[spiral robin]

oskar thats literally you 4 times a day

[wraith trail]

all anyone here would be doing is regurgitating the docs back to you

[spare venture]

you woke up very grumpy today oskar

[spiral robin]

but ok !

[mossy vessel]

@twin lagoon

[spare venture]

yes, the position is for a sustainble engineering role, i will be saving the world

[mossy vessel]

Ah yes

iirc, I had like 4 interviews ever

But just for trainee positions

[left swift]

Farty the hero

[spare venture]

yeah now that I am a graduate these are actual positions

need some way to pay for my minecraft server

[mossy vessel]

But nowadays it's me sitting at the other side of the table 😎

[spare venture]

being the guy stuck with interviewing would suck, to be honest

[clear hull]

lul

[left swift]

Ur all grown up now I remember like it was yesterday you complaining about wiz kicking you now ur all grown up

[spare venture]

bad man can't hurt me anymore

[mossy vessel]

Nah lol, I don't interview possible partners lol

feels weird

[unreal quarry]

i always thought interviews were dumb.

why should we hire you?
uh.. because you need a position filled, and i need money.

[spare venture]

at least wiz kept things dramatic

[mental meadow]

I can kick you too

[spare venture]

they have to make sure you're not an idiot i guess

[upper flicker]

lol true billy

[spare venture]

nothing like taking a test, then three interviews at a company, just to not get the job, wasting 2 months

thanks procter and gamble ❤️

[upper flicker]

Why do you want this position?
I have bills and a family. Need money.

[spiral robin]

@mental meadow

[golden gust]

"How else am I going to maintain my habit"

does a line off the desk

[mossy vessel]

Z, you can always work with/for me

[twin lagoon]

@mental meadow

[spare venture]

Z has a family?

[mental meadow]

nmf hire me

I can be a cute mascot

[upper flicker]

yes let me make up some stupid bs about how Im very excited about the prospect of working overtime for you and really want to be part of your "family"

even though you wouldnt hesitate to fire me immediately if anything happens

[mossy vessel]

You can be the footstool of my cutter, aurora

[spare venture]

no you have to talk about how you feel the culture will inspire you to explore your passions and will enable you to develop into your ideal person

[mossy vessel]

While wearing a cute unicorn suit

[spare venture]

highly driven

goal oriented

"no i am not goal oriented"

about to say that in an hour word for word

ceilings, walls, and floors

replace health with sustainable

and that's what I am saying word for word

[limber knot]

ask them what animal they are: https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lc1xuc/what_is_a_seemingly_mundane_question_you_can_ask/glyfx5u/

[ashen cliff]

Asking that 10 years ago was ok.

But now...

That's a avoid at all cost question.

[limber knot]

UwU what's this?

[barren yacht]

Rip Spigot

it will be missed

[visual egret]

no it will not be

hangar ftw

[unreal quarry]

in my industry (blue collar/manual labor stuffs) interviews were simple. they just wanted to make sure you werent cracked out and strong enough to handle the heavy lifting 😛

[spiral robin]

polymart time

[barren yacht]

the ddosers have their main origin ip, basicly meaning they are gonna get DDOSed for quite a few more hours

[ashen cliff]

What is DNS?
Someone with high school: I have no idea.

[visual egret]

bruh

with high school?

wat

[ashen cliff]

Saving words on my dying keyboard.

If you understood what I said, the communication attempt was successful.

[unreal quarry]

he's young, krusic. doesnt even have high school. he hasnt developed contextual skills yet

[ashen cliff]

Understandable.

[visual egret]

[spiral robin]

hello billy, hope youre having a lovely and blessed day

[unreal quarry]

i am ^_^ ty aber

[barren yacht]

Jesus, peoples ips are getting posted in spigot chat rn

all their bots are down

[twin lagoon]

[visual egret]

wat

what ip's

not in their discord

wat

[gilded raven]

yea

[visual egret]

why is GPU usage a thing on a minecraft server in the first place

[gilded raven]

no

[ashen cliff]

Don't question it.

[twin lagoon]

ask yatopia

opencl

[gilded raven]

its has negativity

an anticheat

[visual egret]

bruh

[gilded raven]

and skin restorer

[twin lagoon]

skinrestorer there you have it

[gilded raven]

:/

[visual egret]

offline mode moment

[barren yacht]

is it offline mode too?

[gilded raven]

both server have it

[wraith trail]

isnt negativity the skript anticheat?

[visual egret]

wut

[ashen cliff]

Our DIY broken GPU WorldGen is still somewhere.

[visual egret]

skript
anticheat
tf

yup ^

such as partyreal-

[gilded raven]

BOTH are offline

[twin lagoon]

sucks to be you

[visual egret]

ok thats your issue

[peak ginkgo]

I clicked his IP grabber on purpose

[visual egret]

play on an online mode

[visual egret]

which ip grabber

[ashen cliff]

Just use an old SR version.

[peak ginkgo]

A guy in the spigot discord sent an IP grabber

[twin lagoon]

someone send the spigotmc discord invite i want to look at the mess

[gilded raven]

the thing is that the overloaded server overloads the clinet but not itself

[peak ginkgo]

I'm not doing that here

[visual egret]

discord.gg/spigotmc

it isnt advertising

michelle asked for it

[twin lagoon]

my god it is horrible

[golden gust]

overloaded server overloads the client

[ashen cliff]

Warn anyway.

[peak ginkgo]

yyn sent an invite here and got banned

[golden gust]

Eerrrr... that's not... that's not how that works...

[peak ginkgo]

oskar sent an invite here and "lol spigot"

[barren yacht]

i still cannot believe paper or any of these forks have not made it so you cannot offlinemode without using proxy or bungee

they are all asleep

[gilded raven]

no I meant that the server that overloads the client is NOT overloaded itself

[golden gust]

1. Don't ping

2. I already told you what to look into

[gilded raven]

okie

[upper flicker]

it comes up but ultimately it can be useful for developers and it is something that mojang continues to keep in the game

[visual egret]

play on an online mode server

[upper flicker]

if mojang ever removed it, we wouldnt add it back

[visual egret]

will fix all your issues

[golden gust]

Seriously, drop the offline mode shaming, it's tiring

[gilded raven]

bruh the offline mode server works fine

all server are offline

[wraith trail]

offline mode does in no way change performance

[golden gust]

Like, you'd put in much less effort just saying fuck all and moving on

[gilded raven]

even hypickle

[twin lagoon]

no they're not

[wraith trail]

actually technically speaking it would improve performance

[golden gust]

if you don't wanna support offline mode servers, don't support them

[gilded raven]

yes

[spiral robin]

ignore the troll

[twin lagoon]

@limpid comet

[spiral robin]

bluely

[clever widget]

https://static.grainger.com/rp/s/is/image/Grainger/4HK60_AS02?hei=536&wid=536&$adapimg$=

I HATE WASP AND HORNET

SO I USE RAID

[twin lagoon]

a_boi can you fuck off already with your random garbage every time you talk here

[spiral robin]

^^^^

[twin lagoon]

thx

[formal turret]

my god spigot discord is something else

[clever widget]

im leaving the server, fuck you

[twin lagoon]

the only shit that comes up in your message history is straight up cancer

thank fuck

[golden gust]

Nobody cares

take your spam with you

[twin lagoon]

ok he's gone

[spiral robin]

wooo

[hushed meadow]

Goodbye

[minor badge]

hi cat

[twin lagoon]

sometimes you simply have to call them out

[golden gust]

speaking of people I wish would leave

hi proxi

[twin lagoon]

proxi

[hushed meadow]

Oh hi cat

[barren yacht]

ip logger in spigot discord lol

[golden gust]

tf you got ralph wiggum as a PFP?

[peak ginkgo]

https://u.dejay.dev/🛏📠🦀.png

[spiral robin]

dejay

[peak ginkgo]

https://u.dejay.dev/🚘🛀😴.png

[ashen cliff]

I see you clicked on Yunie.

[twin lagoon]

aber

dejay

[visual egret]

wat

[barren yacht]

this is the dude

[visual egret]

i got yeeted from spigot discord

[barren yacht]

that did it

[twin lagoon]

good

when are we yeeting you from this discord

@mental meadow

[peak ginkgo]

friends 🥰

[golden gust]

WHERE?!

[unreal quarry]

since spigot is down, i think this is an appropriate time to ask. hangar when?

[mental meadow]

❤️

[golden gust]

meanwhile mini works on another UI overhaul

[peak ginkgo]

They think they've shut down Spigotmc and gotten its IP

[unreal quarry]

he started over? again? 😮

[peak ginkgo]

They're spamming a cloudflare edge server IP

[twin lagoon]

lol

[golden gust]

Think it's more stuff they where already working on but maybe different tact

web UI frameworks are fucking fun

[unreal quarry]

i thought we decided on ore because most of the work was already done..

lol

[upper flicker]

General reminder that going around to Spigot or any other community just to stir up drama is bad

[golden gust]

And then ditched it because scala

[vernal moth]

its actually the first one. the first real one

[golden gust]

shhhhh

[peak ginkgo]

I was already in the Spigot Discord you guys just told me to click on it

[vernal moth]

so actually, this is hangar frontend v2 😛

[minor badge]

hi dejay !

[golden gust]

not sure if bending truth just to convince me this is the one

[unreal quarry]

it cant be v2 if v1 never was released 😦

[upper flicker]

you know how the germans are

[peak ginkgo]

@minor badge Hi :D

[upper flicker]

if its not perfect he'll rewrite it

[minor badge]

how are you tonight good majesty?

[upper flicker]

it'll be v542 before its published

[golden gust]

Weeeeelllll

They did try to fork Ore

[barren yacht]

IPs are being SPAMMED in spigot discord now

[golden gust]

But, they came upon a fundimental issue

that being scala

[peak ginkgo]

I haven't heard that name in years

[minor badge]

please shut up, Euan; talk about what happens in Spigot over at Spigot :)

[twin lagoon]

proxi

shut up

[unreal quarry]

i need somewhere to post my paper-only plugins :3

they're piling up over here

lol

[peak ginkgo]

• proxi

the other way seemed rude

[minor badge]

@twin lagoon wtf

[upper flicker]

its minecraft

just wait, there will be more

[minor badge]

tru doe

[twin lagoon]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/lcdelo/flags_just_flags_ok/

how does this get 39.2k upvotes

what the fuck is wrong with r/minecraft

[ashen cliff]

It's FLAGS.

[golden gust]

needs fire

[ashen cliff]

BRO! BALKAN on there.

[upper flicker]

r/minecraft is an enigma

as are most other subreddits tbh

[ashen cliff]

I ask myself the same thing with the mob votes.

[spare venture]

My coffee table currently has a ryzen 2700x and two 5800x on it, wonder why my roommate needs so many

[cunning raft]

reddit has gone normie

everything turned to shit

[unreal quarry]

r/paper when?

[upper flicker]

pls no

[formal turret]

it's ok, in a week it'll be the color palette picture with another 20k upvotes

[barren yacht]

r/purpur ?

[vernal moth]

IJs terminal is hella broken now https://i.imgur.com/CHS4sCZ.png

[cunning raft]

r/yatopia

[upper flicker]

not even a reddit thing, just a "one more place to take care of" thing

[vestal jasper]

manipulation.
"Upvote if you see your flag"

[spare venture]

Reddit has always been “normie”

[barren yacht]

r/joke more like

[golden gust]

My IJ terminal was acting weird other day too

must be the EAP, woooo

[cunning raft]

do i need to post the video again

[vestal jasper]

They gave people a contract and a reason to upvote so they did

[cunning raft]

i feel not enough people saw it

[ashen cliff]

Do it.

[spare venture]

No

[cunning raft]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/712294045312876586/806906143443517440/DANKMEMES.mp4

[twin lagoon]

that one is amazing

[minor badge]

@twin lagoon awa

[twin lagoon]

awa

[peak ginkgo]

I forgot what Discord I was in and got lonely

[minor badge]

being recruited by someone who found me through devrant

[twin lagoon]

[formal turret]

tu in i tee

[minor badge]

apparently they need rust engineers

[spare venture]

How much did you pay for that

[cunning raft]

enough

[peak ginkgo]

I love this. We need one for updating to Java 11.

[spare venture]

Do people pronounce Tuinity that way

[peak ginkgo]

tu in i tee

i like it

[cunning raft]

i literally gave him the correct way to say it and he still fucked it up

[golden gust]

get biches

[peak ginkgo]

too in ity

[golden gust]

doggo.webm

[peak ginkgo]

he got really into the bitches part

[golden gust]

Eerrrr....

[cunning raft]

idk why he did all that

[peak ginkgo]

Enjoying his job

let him

[cunning raft]

i guess he figures its a shitpost

[peak ginkgo]

He knows

[ashen cliff]

Still. Epic.

We need a short perma link for that.

[olive marlin]

.yatopia wen

[spare venture]

Are we sure that wasn’t leaf in the video

Oh wait nvm not enough furry content

[ashen cliff]

It has a dog.

So...

[cunning raft]

there a seperate video he made for leaf but paper 2.0

[peak ginkgo]

I was surprised he said Spottedleaf

[spare venture]

DM me plz

[cunning raft]

ill put it in tuinity discord

[peak ginkgo]

im not in there

[spare venture]

Should’ve said stream frost

[peak ginkgo]

@spare venture DM me

[spare venture]

[vestal jasper]

Imagine paying money to make fun of leaf when you can do it for free. @static badge furry.

[ashen cliff]

That's not very 2.0 of you.

[golden gust]

It's funny in the modern PC culture

[visual egret]

i wonder why i got yeeted from spigot discord 🤔

[golden gust]

There's so much stuff which you can't make fun of without offending somebody

But, hey, we'll always have nonces, furrys and gingers

[ashen cliff]

I'm offended by you just saying that.

[hardy dragon]

lul

[golden gust]

The fact that you're being offended only implies one thing to me

[formal turret]

he's one of those three things

[golden gust]

You have blood poisoning

[formal turret]

def a furry

[woven otter]

make .yatopia a thing

[golden gust]

might wanna try to up the alcohol content ASAP

[ashen cliff]

I'm Slav after all.

[spare venture]

I wonder why you haven’t from here

[upper flicker]

can we not

[visual egret]

because i didnt say that a link was an ip grabber?

idk

[spare venture]

We need paper-spigot unity

[formal turret]

kinda cruel m8

[grizzled idol]

did someone say alcohol poisoning?

let's gooooo

[visual egret]

you

[upper flicker]

lol

[spare venture]

Leaf

[woven otter]

can we please add .yatopia

[upper flicker]

no

[woven otter]

pretty please?

[cunning raft]

[grizzled idol]

he makes a compelling argument

[barren yacht]

we 10000000% should

[golden gust]

why does it look like you're rubbing his eye like a...

nvm

[ashen cliff]

Should be poking his eye.

[spare venture]

Like a what

[upper flicker]

dont shame me cat

[woven otter]

z is literally an eye

[spare venture]

Hard fork and call the hard fork paperspigot

[cunning raft]

cannot tell if this is a shitpost

[grizzled idol]

What if paper was named to diamond to not be affiliated with paper hands sellers

[ashen cliff]

It is.

[spare venture]

Are you still holding

[woven otter]

i'll make a fork and call it paperspigot. noone can stop me

[grizzled idol]

I never bought but I'm holding in my heart

[spare venture]

That’s good

[cunning raft]

"holders"

[grizzled idol]

like i'm holding this poop for later

[spare venture]

Aren’t we all

[peak ginkgo]

spigotpaper

[vestal jasper]

please yeet me daddy 🥺 @upper flicker

[peak ginkgo]

hmmm

i'll think of a good one

[grizzled idol]

but are you?

[spare venture]

Yea

[upper flicker]

looks like its time to hide in the other channels again

[grizzled idol]

how much did u buy at

[peak ginkgo]

don't leave

[vestal jasper]

Lol

[peak ginkgo]

@grizzled idol $18.

[spare venture]

Oh I thought you meant poop

[grizzled idol]

Nice

[peak ginkgo]

I used to use wallstreetbets

And now it's not cool to

Because normies invaded our space

If anything it's just annoying

[grizzled idol]

If you believe that using a subreddit is cool then I have bad news for you

[peak ginkgo]

I was having the time of my life getting rich with these fuckfaces

[spare venture]

I am really tired of seeing it on r/all

[peak ginkgo]

^

[peak ginkgo]

Do you like r/programmerhumor?

[formal turret]

well your problem there is actually using /r/all

[grizzled idol]

No but I like furry subreddits

[spare venture]

No

[woven otter]

love me please

[grizzled idol]

those are cool in my book

[peak ginkgo]

Damn I had a good joke setup

https://u.dejay.dev/🥤🎂🙁.png

[spare venture]

I like scrolling through r/all because it’s better than just sitting there alone with my thots

[grizzled idol]

Oh no he's a moderator

we have literal nazis in this chat

[left swift]

What

[upper flicker]

reddit mod detected

[grizzled idol]

dae reddit mods literally hitler?

[upper flicker]

this is not a drill

[spare venture]

🤔

[upper flicker]

please take shelter immediately

[left swift]

Papermc being invaded by reddit edgelords now?

[peak ginkgo]

I was here first you guys are invading ME

[upper flicker]

papermc was invaded by plenty of edge lords long before w/e reddit

it is the internet after all

[grizzled idol]

I'm a reddit user from edgeville here to dab on your chungus

[left swift]

Atleast 4chan is pure /s

That's a block

[grizzled idol]

fortnite dance

[peak ginkgo]

I expected this to be more cool.

[ashen cliff]

I like how #general goes to 💩 when ever something is happening with Spigot.

[peak ginkgo]

nah its just this discord now

[golden gust]

God, I wish we could live 2020 again

[ashen cliff]

The 💩 storm just drips over to this place.

[left swift]

What's happening with spigot

[grizzled idol]

guys how do i run paper it says plugin not valid when i try???????????

[spare venture]

I really hope not dejay

[ashen cliff]

Death itself.

[left swift]

Can we ban ipep

Oskar #3

[spare venture]

I wouldn’t mind going through my day without seeing someone say “fortnite dance”

[woven otter]

God, I wish we could live 2020 again
don't worry cat it's still just the beginning of 2021

[spare venture]

Or “chungus”

[peak ginkgo]

I was scratching my eye and I almost stabbed myself @left swift

[grizzled idol]

Jesus you guys are so easily agitated

[left swift]

Sorry for your loss

[grizzled idol]

this is the lowest level bait I have

[peak ginkgo]

I'm stuck with you guys they won't let me behind the curtain

[spare venture]

no

[golden gust]

You don't wanna go behind the curtain, they're looking for stuff

squelches past

[peak ginkgo]

.g define squelch

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/squelch

[peak ginkgo]

i c

[woven otter]

weirdos

[left swift]

Md5 finally quit

[spare venture]

🦆🔫

[left swift]

[woven otter]

wat

I can offer you something better

this is for kneny

[grizzled idol]

I bought a plugin on spigot but when i click it it doesn't work

[warm anchor]

Ask them

[grizzled idol]

literally nothing happens

[modest path]

"when i click on it"

[wraith trail]

I know your trolling, but read #paper-help for a day

[grizzled idol]

i have java installed

[left swift]

Dont pay them mind they're a troll

[wraith trail]

your not above average

[warm anchor]

Oh

[grizzled idol]

i'm 12

[warm anchor]

That’s a ban lol

Discord tos

[left swift]

Literally an oskar 3

[grizzled idol]

oof

who's oskar

sounds like a nice guy

[left swift]

U

[wraith trail]

an actual child

[grizzled idol]

I've been a child for 24 years long

[ashen cliff]

Michael, did you buy the Hetzer 5950x?

[spare venture]

[peak ginkgo]

You're old enough to have finished college and gotten a salaried job but you're shitposting.

[twin lagoon]

what about it

[peak ginkgo]

Did you buy it

[iron zephyr]

Wow, Spigot has been down like... all day

Unless it's just my end

[grizzled idol]

I know it's expected I work 24 hours a day but I refuse

[ashen cliff]

Yes that part.

[spare venture]

Stop putting me down dejay 😔

[twin lagoon]

i don't buy servers but i certainly have access to one

[upper flicker]

hetzner has 5950x huh?

[ashen cliff]

Did you do the KVM thing?

[twin lagoon]

yes

[upper flicker]

color me surprised

[twin lagoon]

yes

[ashen cliff]

How far?

https://posili.me/i/2021-02-04_19-25-22.png

[upper flicker]

how much do they want for that bad boy?

nice timing

[ashen cliff]

That's with 22% tax.

[twin lagoon]

99 eur without VAT

[peak ginkgo]

22% holy fuck

[upper flicker]

thats... not crazy

[twin lagoon]

it only gets to like 4.3Ghz though

[ashen cliff]

https://posili.me/i/2021-02-04_19-25-52.png

[upper flicker]

wat

what'd they do to it

[twin lagoon]

only changed memory freq that's it

[peak ginkgo]

99 is fine I just hate that tax

[ashen cliff]

Bruh.

[twin lagoon]

idk aircooling i guess lol

[twin lagoon]

welcome to the EU

[ashen cliff]

Turn on PBO.

[upper flicker]

my 5950x hits 5ghz single core

[twin lagoon]

4.3ghz all cores

[upper flicker]

big ol noctua air cooler on it

ehh I think I get 4.5 ghz all core

[peak ginkgo]

You can run one hell of a Paper server with that thread speed

[upper flicker]

that sounds a little better though

you pay for all the cores with clockspeed

although it gets a lot hotter single core than it does under all core load

presumably it cant spread out the heat as well

[ashen cliff]

Due to efficiency.

Even on older chips:

I really want it. But if I can't push it higher than default... that would be kinda pointless.

[spare venture]

Did you see that lil uzi put a 24 million dollar diamond into his forehead

[ashen cliff]

Depends on how much you strip the experience.

[warm anchor]

Peaceful mode world 20x20 world

You can fit like 300

[ashen cliff]

Like 300 at least.

[spare venture]

Last time I tried to put 150 players in the same area, everyone’s pings went to shit and the server started dying

That was on craftimize though

[ashen cliff]

If they are all in the same chunks like 500.

[warm anchor]

Disable move event

[spare venture]

Prob not too much to be honest

[warm anchor]

You can just log in

[ashen cliff]

Since those bots really like chilling in my lobby.

[warm anchor]

I forgot krusic is king of Russian bot army

[spare venture]

We had to stop doing live events like that haha

Because we couldn’t handle 150+ playing spleef in the same arena

[ashen cliff]

Did you at least have each mine as a separate server instance?

100 on demand servers.

[spare venture]

Yeah it gets so much worse when you concentrate them into the same area

[ashen cliff]

I need to make another on demand thing.

[iron zephyr]

Guys, spigot discord is wild right now. So much nicer over here

[left swift]

Always is sometimes probably

[warm anchor]

Paper discord > all

[spare venture]

New copypasta

[left swift]

[woven otter]

poki pog

[tribal rivet]

does that person assume that there are "natural" programmers? lmao

[ashen cliff]

Well. People like that do exist.

Again depends on your definition of natural.

[tribal rivet]

imagine clueless person sitting down and coding a game from scratch, no prior experience, no nothing

you think that's possible?

[left swift]

[formal turret]

probably not what that person meant...

[tribal rivet]

natural means with no pior training

yes, but they won't be able to do anything by themselves

[formal turret]

a natural programmer would imo just be someone who can pick up the concepts quickly

[tribal rivet]

https://www.ldoceonline.com/dictionary/be-a-natural

[ashen cliff]

Did you ever read how some games got ported to consoles,
people who never programmed in their life before, just got source and documentation for the new console.

[spare venture]

the person from that screenshot probably doesn’t know what he is even trying to say

[vernal moth]

R.I.P little brother

https://i.imgur.com/4KXiCjT.png

you served me well

now I gotta move to edge at home too

cause they got suspending tabs inbuild now

[left swift]

[spare venture]

someone like you wouldn’t understand the complexities of java vs skript

mmm interview in 5 mins

[formal turret]

yea affinity probably fits better

[spare venture]

nomana send me a poki meme to hype me up

[ashen cliff]

Copy the whole copy pasta so I don't have to.

[left swift]

[spare venture]

Thanks

if u cant understand even that then i dont want to explain it to you. not everyone is a natural programmer that wants to learn the complexities of java vs skript.

[left swift]

Dont search pokimane on the discord giphy thing

[worn ember]

wasnt planning to

[left swift]

It's a bad time

[spare venture]

Wtf

Too late

[left swift]

I said dont

Lol

[spare venture]

Do they not moderate it

[left swift]

Apparently not lmao

[ashen cliff]

If you didn't comprehend that, then I don't want to explain it to you. Not everybody is a natural programmer who needs to know the Java vs. Script nuances.

[spare venture]

It’s the creepiest perv shit I’ve ever seen. I didn’t realize how down bad her simps are

[worn ember]

ion see anything weird?

[spare venture]

Well not ever

But pretty weird

I hyperboled that

[worn ember]

parabole outta here

[left swift]

If you didn't comprehend that, then I don't want to explain it to you. Not everybody is a natural simp who needs to know the Simp vs. Chad nuances.

[worn ember]

all i saw were weird fortnite dances and someone putting her picture in a book?

[ashen cliff]

I'm not sorry for that I did, but I'm sorry I had to do it.

[left swift]

Lol

[spare venture]

Maybe you’re looking at a different one ded

[worn ember]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[woven otter]

interesting gifs

[worn ember]

@warm anchor i'm a dota god lmfao. i just singlehandedly carried the game as enigma 53 minutes, bh 3 of their cores, refresher, another bh combo, ez gg wp

god i love this hero

[warm anchor]

Nice

Time to make your personal montage

[worn ember]

Dota 2: enigma moment

[limpid comet]

Subway, dominos, or harveys

[spiral robin]

subway

[limpid comet]

Ok aber

I have subway gift card

Profit

[spiral robin]

[coarse crag]

hey guys, so im making non-prime server with my brother and there is one thing we need. good (best free) anti cheat
so can anyone help me out :c

[spiral robin]

non-prime meaning offline mode?

[twin lagoon]

online-mode=true

[coarse crag]

no, i mean unpaid mc version

like cracked

[spiral robin]

yes

[coarse crag]

online

[spiral robin]

you wont get any help here if youre stealing the game

[coarse crag]

basicly it is for paid and unpaid version, i have paid one

[limpid comet]

you're enabling software piracy

cringe!

[spiral robin]

[coarse crag]

F

[south lodge]

whats some fun java application i can do?

[left swift]

No elpers

[olive marlin]

Depends on how complex and useful you want it to be. And what you find fun, I guess.

[south lodge]

Uhm, just some challenging project to experiment with

[wraith trail]

challenging means very different things for different people

[mental meadow]

blue subway and pls bring me smth

[olive marlin]

Rewrite my plugin downloader / update checker in Java.
runs

[untold copper]

subway is the best

[spare venture]

thank you, my interview went well and this inspired me the most

[left swift]

That'll be 50$ in bartycoins

Nice tho

[spare venture]

now i have nothing to do for a while

that was my highlight of the week

that's what he meant. very cursed

[left swift]

Nsfw

[topaz skiff]

can someone help

[untold copper]

why

[left swift]

.ask

[limber knot]

If you have a question, please just ask it. Don't look for staff or topic experts. Don't ask to ask or ask if people are awake or available. Just ask the question to the channel straight out, and wait patiently for a reply.

[spare venture]

i dont know how to nsfw stuff so ill just delete it

[olive marlin]

Two horizontal bars.

[spare venture]

|||this?|||

ah

[topaz skiff]

so i am hosting my server and now this giant thing in spamming my console

[olive marlin]

Or, not horizontal lol

[topaz skiff]

[Thu, 4. Feb 2021 19:16:25 UTC WARN] at io.netty.util.internal.ThreadExecutorMap$2.run(ThreadExecutorMap.java:74)
[Thu, 4. Feb 2021 19:16:25 UTC WARN] at java.lang.Thread.run(Thread.java:748)
[Thu, 4. Feb 2021 19:16:27 UTC ERROR] java.lang.NullPointerException
[Thu, 4. Feb 2021 19:16:27 UTC WARN] java.lang.NullPointerException
[Thu, 4. Feb 2021 19:16:27 UTC WARN] at net.minecraft.server.v1_16_R3.PacketDataSerializer.a(PacketDataSerializer.java:203)
[Thu, 4. Feb 2021 19:16:27 UTC WARN] at net.minecraft.server.v1_16_R3.PacketPlayOutChat.b(PacketPlayOutChat.java:45)
[Thu, 4. Feb 2021 19:16:27 UTC WARN] at net.minecraft.server.v1_16_R3.PacketEncoder.encode(PacketEncoder.java:42)
[Thu, 4. Feb 2021 19:16:27 UTC WARN] at net.minecraft.server.v1_16_R3.PacketEncoder.encode(PacketEncoder.java:12)
[Thu, 4. Feb 2021 19:16:27 UTC WARN] at sun.reflect.GeneratedMethodAccessor13.invoke(Unknown Source)
[Thu, 4. Feb 2021 19:16:27 UTC WARN] at sun.reflect.DelegatingMethodAccessorImpl.invoke(DelegatingMethodAccessorImpl.java:43)
[Thu, 4. Feb 2021 19:16:27 UTC WARN] at java.lang.reflect.Method.invoke(Method.java:498)
[Thu, 4. Feb 2021 19:16:27 UTC WARN] at com.comphenix.protocol.injector.netty.ChannelInjector.encode(ChannelInjector.java:473)
[Thu, 4. Feb 2021 19:16:27 UTC WARN] at com.comphenix.protocol.injector.netty.ChannelInjector.access$100(ChannelInjector.java:64)
[Thu, 4. Feb 2021 19:16:27 UTC WARN] at com.comphenix.protocol.injector.netty.ChannelInjector$1.encode(ChannelInjector.java:243)
[Thu, 4. Feb 2021 19:16:27 UTC WARN] at io.netty.handler.codec.MessageToByteEncoder.write(MessageToByteEncoder.java:107)
[Thu, 4. Feb 2021 19:16:27 UTC WARN] at com.comphenix.protocol.injector.netty.ChannelInjector$1.write(ChannelInjector.java:249)
[Thu, 4. Feb 2021 19:16:27 UTC WARN] at io.netty.channel.AbstractChannelHandlerContext.invokeWrite0(AbstractChannelHandlerContext.java:717)

[twin lagoon]

christ

#paper-help

[untold copper]

party

[twin lagoon]

and use a paste site

[left swift]

Pmao

[topaz skiff]

kk

[untold copper]

whats ur uh

[spare venture]

@worn ember nsfw, this is what we meant. cursed video.
||https://i.gyazo.com/f7356fbecd11576e9412bc27f5533f73.mp4||

[untold copper]

server ip

[topaz skiff]

why?

[spare venture]

the fuck do you think it is

[left swift]

Fartyrealms

[spare venture]

its the same as the other one but with a p

[untold copper]

trying partyrealms.net

re

[spare venture]

it's a commercial domain

[untold copper]

oH

[mossy vessel]

🆗

[untold copper]

ok thanks

how did you

whAt

[spare venture]

advertising

[untold copper]

how did you get that image in there XD

[spare venture]

resource packs

[untold copper]

RIGHTTTTTTTTTT

and a custom plugin for tab

interesting

[spare venture]

no i use tab by neznamy

[untold copper]

how do you style it?

[spare venture]

what do you mean

if you're asking about the image, it's just a font

[untold copper]

still dont get it

ANYWAYS

[left swift]

Barty doesnt play his own party

[spare venture]

you replace a character with an image using resourcepack font

that image is just \u1000

[ashen cliff]

You can do stuff like that:

[ashen cliff]

It's very nice.

[spare venture]

ew mineclub

[untold copper]

this is also resource pack i think?

[twin lagoon]

smh use proper examples

not mineclub

[ashen cliff]

Look. Their was easiest to steal.

[spare venture]

IMO image prefixes are kinda gross

the text just doesnt go with it very well

[ashen cliff]

I'd just do images if I ever add that.

[twin lagoon]

i think they're fine aslong as you don't put fucking images in them

lmao

[spare venture]

even if you pay your designer $6k/month

[twin lagoon]

he's not being paid $6k/mo

[spare venture]

but eth money

[spare venture]

yes, most of the stuff on my server is resource pack

[left swift]

Looks ok to me

[spare venture]

eh i tried it and it just doesn't look that good to me, i prefer text

[ashen cliff]

Did... Cloudflare just die?

[spare venture]

maybe because i am bad designer

[left swift]

Maybe just cuz they're all different lengths

Looks out of place

[spare venture]

yeah

idk my website is up and it's on cloudflare

[ashen cliff]

https://posili.me/i/2021-02-04_20-37-34.png

It did.

[left swift]

Spigot crashed cloudfare

[spare venture]

.g what percent of the internet is cloudflare

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://w3techs.com/technologies/details/cn-cloudflare

[spare venture]

damn

more than 15%

[left swift]

Barty did u ban mending on ur servers?

And if yes is that a custom plugin

[spare venture]

yes i wrote it myself

[left swift]

Poop

[spare venture]

any time someone picks up, opens a chest, logs in with, etc. a mending book, it turns into unbreaking 3

or if its on a tool

and if they somehow got mending, it wouldn't do anything because i cancel that

[left swift]

Nice

[spare venture]

i really just dont like mending

never did

[left swift]

Now I gotta do more work

[spare venture]

lol sowwy

it's in kotlin, so idk if you'd even want the code

[minor badge]

@olive marlin I got approached by a company looking for Rust devs

[olive marlin]

Nice! Gonna apply?

[spiral robin]

Congratulation proxi

[minor badge]

I'll have a chat with the lad, but don't know about applying; thought perhaps I'd refer him to other developers I know of

[spiral robin]

Proud of u xoxo

[olive marlin]

Oh. Hmm.

[minor badge]

it's not my first time being approached by rust companies, aber :p

it appears we're a rare commodity

[spiral robin]

I'm still proud .

[spare venture]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-yoda-baby-yoda-happy-laughing-smile-happy-gif-16061896

[olive marlin]

I'm thinking about looking for Rust dev position once I get more comfortable with it. Mostly to try out being a dev lol.

[visual egret]

Speaking of people disabling mending, are there any other things i should disable

[ashen cliff]

Everything.

[spare venture]

villagers

[olive marlin]

online-mode

[spare venture]

piglin bartering

fun

[spiral robin]

.

[spare venture]

the black eye that i accidentally gave myself

[left swift]

I've found pretty good performance and user experience after I disabled my server

[minor badge]

There's a multimedia company that's looking for Rust developers who I've left in the "keep in touch" pile, if you'd like a shot? :p

[limber knot]

yes, disable dumcord

[spare venture]

robo,

[limber knot]

bart,

[ashen cliff]

Robo!

[left swift]

fart,

[spare venture]

i wish this cloudflare outage somehow made you unable to talk in here

[limber knot]

wheres ur reverse shell plogen

[ashen cliff]

Bro. Already posted it.

[limber knot]

wut cloudflare outage

[ashen cliff]

Use the search tool.

[spare venture]

wtf is this

i started multimc

[olive marlin]

I might reach out to you later. I'm still busy finishing stuff up in Poland :/
And not yet very comfortable with Rust (though I started writing macros and shit, and know quite a bit now).

[spare venture]

i have windows defender off

or so i thought

[twin lagoon]

disable the service

[limber knot]

why do you have it off

[spare venture]

also who is this administrator

[twin lagoon]

because it's ass

[spare venture]

^

sometimes its good

[visual egret]

but i mean

[spare venture]

but for the most part it is ass

[limber knot]

defender is like the leanest AV to exist

[minor badge]

Sure thing! And feel free to ask for reviews on stuff if you ever need an eye extra on your code

[limber knot]

compared to mcafee and such

[visual egret]

mcafee can piss off

i never want to see it again