oh damn nights are SCARY
#general
woven otter
vernal moth
this is what nostalgica looks like for me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=salYX2iDyqs
woven otter
two nostalgic videos
left swift
I watched a runescape youtuber play it and it made me want to get it, had to wait 3 months before I could get it
pastel pivot
they found the herobrine seed recently btw
woven otter
left swift
Paulsoaresjr oml havent seen that name in so long
twin lagoon
kenny... 
woven otter
fricking lava survival man
pastel pivot
left swift
minor badge
@twin lagoon do you use sdkman
twin lagoon
then use sdkman 
hot hamlet
What do people use to have periodic messages sent in chat by the server but without it having server or broadcast infront?
olive garden
sounds like plugman
minor badge
and i haven't figured out if there's any way to make it launch a shell that has a specific java ver set
woven otter
What do people use to have periodic messages sent in chat by the server but with...
just look for a decent broadcast plugin with configurable messages
tropic flame
and i haven't figured out if there's any way to make it launch a shell that has ...
i just set an environment variable for each java version in my system but I don't use sdkman so idk
minor badge
you're the youngest person here aren't you
tropic flame
imagine installing two different versions of the same plugin
woven otter
you're the youngest person here aren't you
maybe he included himself too
left swift
Oskar trying to fit in with the adults
minor badge
and i haven't figured out if there's any way to make it launch a shell that has ...
it appears you can use .sdkmanrc in a project to make it use that version, so that's p cool i guess
visual egret
to give another child ftp access
to my server
them giving me ftp was a mistake in the first place
olive garden
proof?
visual egret
proof of what
minor badge
I would just like to point out that you came to that idea on your own, thanks
olive garden
proof that you haven't done it
left swift
Gratz
left swift
I'm going to be 23 in 6 days 
limpid comet
I'm turning 8 tomorrow 
left swift
untold copper
I'm going to be 23 in 6 days <:Pepepains:795208952353652757>
hey thats not too bad
where are you in life
left swift
On earth
untold copper
Good life
left swift
Sometimes
untold copper
stuck on a dying planet with humans as cancer
visual egret
btw im almost 15 :DDDD
my birthday is in july 👀
untold copper
mine is in april
woven otter
enjoy being not an adult
woven otter
it used to be more fun and there are some things that you can't really do again
olive garden
you mean there's corona?
woven otter
no not just corona
olive garden
high school classmates and trips?
woven otter
as an example yes
warm anchor
Lots of his classmate is now Peking duck
olive garden
lmao
left swift
🤤
woven otter
smh
minor badge
grakkit is pretty cool
olive garden
.g grakkit
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://github.com/grakkit/grakkit
olive garden
oh, merged, nice ty
minor badge
i don't care, it works fine for testing
cunning raft
start from there
olive garden
@bright kelp FYI it is now possible to have chance-based dragon egg spawning via a Paper plugin
woven otter
really cool
olive garden
nice hash your got there #paper-github
vital hatch
everyone be careful if you get a message or friend request from @void void, they are a scammer
minor badge
mind DMing me evidence of that?
topaz mortar
yeah under 100
left swift
velvet garden
What's the most graceful way to reset Nether without accidentally killing players who spawn inside walls
ashen cliff
Teleport all players outside the nether?
velvet garden
I meant offline players who have logged out in the Nether before the reset ^^
ashen cliff
When they first rejoin, check their location, if they are in the nether teleport them to spawn.
spiral robin
Hello
spiral robin
That was a good year for trucks
visual egret
any idea why a server resouce pack from discord isnt downloading
i think there was someone else who had that issue
left swift
Search it
limber knotBOT
discord is probably blocking automated file downloads so that people don't use them as an automated file storage
try downloading it with curl and a java useragent and see what it returns if you really want to test it
visual egret
google drive should work right
spiral robin
Isn't there a site strictly for resource pack hosting
limber knotBOT
I doubt it tbh
spiral robin
Use that
limber knotBOT
use a proper host
main issue you are going to run into is ddos/bot protection and too new ssl certificcates (Minecraft uses Java 8_b51)
left swift
Didnt mister fix make a site like that or was that for something else
mossy vessel
aber 
waxen panther
limber knotBOT
yeah, https://mc-packs.net
waxen panther
waxen panther
im so google at googling !
on his 14th birthday someone will tell oskar about google 
bright inlet
For me, I just use the same host the minecraft server is on using a public FTP since I'm self-hosting
dim shadow
anyone here from china or anywhere that uses chinese script by chance? .-.
dim shadow
han something idk
i wanna know if they figured out a way to write in mc like we do
like in small spaces like 3x5 or somethin
probs not that small in chinese
left swift
Chinese skript
keen sky
Hi can someone help me please i was doing paper server and this show all the time
true canyon
What help do you need? What part of the message is unclear to you? 🙂
ashen cliff
Michael with this sky high expectation.
keen sky
no i dowload java 11 and install it and it show all the time
true canyon
That message shows that you are still running java 8.
spiral robin
you didn't do it right in that case
true canyon
Perhaps try uninstalling 8 too.
woven otter
😭
olive garden
wait
is there something in paper that checks whether a specific MC version has been released or not?
craggy pine
hello
olive garden
the message clearly says that Paper will stop being compatible when the new version is released
updating to the new version is not necessary, you lose compatibility nevertheless
left swift
get a name first
Get a ping first
left swift
ashen cliff
Thank you ASMedia for probably the most broken USB 3.0/3.1 implementation ever created.
left swift
I'm sure they're feeling thank you
void void
is the someone who know why after using of paper all players included and OPs when mining with silk touch spam this error(no one google search find):
unable to progress falling in with the silk touch enchantment
craggy pine
get a name first
damn, i feel empty
woven otter
sad
craggy pine
not as sad as your profile picture resolution though
limpid comet
i don't think it's lo res he's just got a filter on it
woven otter
not as sad as your profile picture resolution though
it's your eyes
craggy pine
i lost the battle but not the war
true canyon
Such anger. Let's all be kind.
craggy pine
i'm 🧊 ing
true canyon
You're ice cubing? Okay.
visual egret
Whats a nice world gen plugin that isnt over the top, but just makes world gen funner
craggy pine
lol, sure
woven otter
duck is a runescape player
nameless dont listen to that weeb im not actually that mean
weeb brocc
waxen panther
love u
woven otter
vegefucktabl
waxen panther
wtf 😭
lethal locust
Hi 🥦
waxen panther
void void
are skripts really bad or are they good for serving simple purposes like simple commands
lethal locust
Everytime with the emoji 😆
woven otter
visual egret
are skripts really bad or are they good for serving simple purposes like simple ...
depends
void void
depends
someone is telling me on average a skript is 32 times slower than a plugin
i dont really know how to reply to that because idk
visual egret
it usually is slower
waxen panther
i think they're pulling that number out of their ass but they are significantly slower yes, but that doesnt really matter for a command
lethal locust
Skript is so good that it modifies locations without cloning them, causing some other plugins to go crazy
visual egret
if you only know script and need something, go crazy
just dont expect much support
also brocc how did you make your ide darker @waxen panther
visual egret
thx
craggy pine
nameless dont listen to that weeb im not actually that mean
anime is not that bad though 😦
woven otter
brocc how did you make your discord darker
woven otter
anime is not that bad though 😦
it is. it's the worst
craggy pine
it is. it's the worst
i mean if u consider that CN stuff anime then yeah
visual egret
against tos weewooooooo
woven otter
haha
visual egret
brocc banned from papermc 2.0 for breaking tos
waxen panther
craggy pine
someone should do a java emulator plugin for mc
waxen panther
wat
visual egret
wat
woven otter
wat
limber knotBOT
glances at JShell
craggy pine
a minecraft plugin that simulate java
craggy pine
yes
waxen panther
confused
woven otter
visual egret
or worldedits /eval which is close enough to that
void void
I think there's a mod that does something like introduce js in mc
no it's lua and computercraft
visual egret
js
cries
woven otter
there is nashorn scripting engine
waxen panther
mental meadow
vernal moth
What is going on here?
craggy pine
i dislike lua because of the weird way it handle statements
visual egret
i dislike lua
vernal moth
I smell a mix of dummness paired with some anime
craggy pine
we could play mc in mc then
craggy pine
OpenGL emulator lol
mental meadow
I smell a mix of dummness paired with some anime
welcome to the PaperMC discord server
vernal moth
goes back into hiding
mossy vessel
broc what is this
mental meadow
you love it mini
mossy vessel
I legitly can't figure
visual egret
what did brocc buy
zealous knot
legitly
zealous knot
im guessing it's those mouse pads that have massive anime titties
waxen panther
Are those... the patches I've shown you 👀
yes !
took me a few days to decide which ones i wanted
mental meadow
the more imüprtant question is why you didn'T show me
waxen panther
its not mouse pads, its patches
zealous knot
patches?
visual egret
intellectuals
waxen panther
like clothing patches
mossy vessel
Dunno, I replied to Amaranth when they mentioned it and immediately thought of brocc lol
zealous knot
what would you do with this?
craggy pine
intellectuals
hmm, i see that AI is getting into mc plugins
mental meadow
brocc ❤️
waxen panther
awaora 
zealous knot
especially when i'm not degenerate enough to sew them somewhere where they'd be seen by others
waxen panther
yeah im not going to put them on my clothes lol
magic river
I've got some stickers from AvE that I have the same problem with
mental meadow
not degenerate enough
sure, tell that yourself
zealous knot
but that's just a youtube channel
waxen panther
i have a backing thing behind my desk, might just pin them on there
magic river
I either don't have somewhere to put them or would be too embarrassed to put them where they'd make sense
zealous knot
but AvE is just a youtube channel
mossy vessel
Maybe on a backpack or so when you can go where again
zealous knot
unless we're not talking about the same ave
waxen panther
could do it on the backside of the backpack 
zealous knot
w h y
zealous knot
just dont put them on at all then wtf
magic river
Sure but I'll feel bad taking my laptop around my nieces with a "NOT TO BE OPERATED BY FUCKWITS" sticker on it 😛
true canyon
"Uncle Amaranth, what's a fuckwit?" sounds like the start to a great conversation.
magic river
Or worse, the "Carefulling in Progress" one.
Err, pretend I said what the sticker says
quasi valley
I like the last point hahaha
magic river
Safety squint is when you lean back and squint your eyes and wish you had glasses
tame pendant
Pebble's stats seem to be good. Good cpus, good drives. How come when I was on pebble's premium plan, I would lag really badly? Is it just the flags? Do they really make that much of a difference?
magic river
Or they're lying about their hardware and/or putting too many servers on one box
ashen cliff
Hosting just keep forgetting cache actually matters.
cedar spade
i dont want people to know im a weeb irl <:PES3_IgnoreMusic:692548372682375189>
TIL broc's a weeb irl
mossy vessel
yes
waxen panther
mossy vessel
🤯
twin lagoon
@mental meadow @mossy vessel @minor badge 
left swift
Broccolai - very weeb
mossy vessel
Michele 
waxen panther
<@!293481709687537665> <@!254790994594234370> <@!181470050039889920> <:meowhuggi...
.
ok.
waxen panther
k
woven otter
k
mossy vessel
I'll hire someone in a weeb suit to appear at your gym
waxen panther
dont get me too excited
mental meadow
what is a weeb suit exactly
left swift
mossy vessel
twin lagoon
.g tsuki jumper
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://twitter.com/tsuki_jump
Twitter
left swift
Lel
twin lagoon
.g tsuki
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Tsuki Amano A Japanese singer, famous for singing the ending themes used in the Fatal Frame series: "Chō" for... (https://duckduckgo.com/Tsuki_Amano?v=i&kp=1)
mossy vessel
bro this person and more followers than me
twin lagoon
weeb
mental meadow
I wanted to order something from tsuki but then I noticed that pewdiepie founded it so no
twin lagoon
r u a gorl
mossy vessel
very hot
twin lagoon
waxen panther
left swift
Why would u not order it because of pewdiepie
mental meadow
bc fuck that guy
left swift
Same reason u dont like pepes?
mental meadow
no he is worse
mental meadow
no
twin lagoon
wtf
viral hornet
It is a sad morning
twin lagoon
viral hornet
mental meadow
every time someone writes me some abusive shit or that they want to kill me they have a pepe avatar, that might have something to do with it
twin lagoon
magic river
mossy vessel
Close your dms and pretend idiots don't exist 
mental meadow
Close your dms and pretend idiots don't exist <:panda_sleep:652189908433109002>
that only works until you get some irl^^
waxen panther
pepe emotes are only good cuz theres so many
minor badge
that only works until you get some irl^^
just 
mossy vessel
my nazi neighbour would not enjoy that
olive garden
how do you encounter pepe avatars?
viral hornet
Proxi 
olive garden
IRL
mental meadow
i like 
more
minor badge
camm 
mossy vessel
But spiders 🥺
olive garden
do people who want to kill you wear pepes on their faces instead of ski masks?
I am having a really hard time imagining this
mental meadow
yes trigary exactly thx for your input
olive garden
you really are weird
zealous wedge
awara :3
mental meadow
zml uwu ❤️
viral hornet
But spiders 🥺
mossy vessel
mental meadow
don't forget that for every 100 creepy deadly animals australia also has a cute one
woven otter
ahh yes paper chat being weird again
mental meadow
magic river
.g drop bear
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) The drop bear, assigned the fictional scientific name Thylarctos plummetus, is a hoax in contemporary Australian folklore featuring a predatory, carnivorous version of the koala. This imaginary animal is commonly spoken about in tall tales designed to scare tourists. While koalas are typically docile herbivores, drop bears are described as unusually large and vicious marsupials that inhabit treetops and attack unsuspecting people that walk beneat
woven otter
🦘
twin lagoon
@mossy vessel 
mossy vessel
waxen panther
hot
viral hornet
one day @twin lagoon will follow me 😔
waxen panther
HELLO CAMM
viral hornet
HELLO ABER & BROCC
waxen panther
viral hornet
waxen panther
i fix many tickets bugs today r u proud
spiral robin
Camm brocc
viral hornet
minor badge
@viral hornet uwu
spiral robin
Delete that now
minor badge
@viral hornet heeyyy fat mikuuuuu
frigid ferry
what is this how do i get it for myself?
viral hornet
Is sticker
frigid ferry
sticker?
mossy vessel
Michele didn't follow me back :/
viral hornet
Michele didn't follow me back :/
Follow me 🥺
minor badge
@viral hornet 😔
viral hornet
like, uncomfortably hot for 4:30am 😔
mossy vessel
Follow me 🥺
I do don't I??
viral hornet
not on the right account
twin lagoon
minor badge
@viral hornet snow doe 😳😼😼
viral hornet
The thought of -8 makes me sleepy
and just want to curl up in a bed
and get beard pats
and fall asleep for 5 days
quasi valley
I still see a problem there
viral hornet
yes
viral hornet
😔
mossy vessel
void void
In plugins like LuckPerms can you have two primary groups
mental meadow
In plugins like BungeePerms you can have infinite default groups :3
limber knotBOT
pretty sure luckperms has no "primary group" concept
void void
wdym
zealous wedge
in pex as well :3
twin lagoon
luckperms has parent groups
void void
ah alright
twin lagoon
with default being the first parent group
limber knotBOT
only plugins like Vault that only support one group per player
twin lagoon
you can add multiple
void void
@twin lagoon Are the parent groups basically similar to if I call Permission#getPrimaryGroup in the Vault API
twin lagoon
idk
limber knotBOT
LuckPerms has a setting for how to resolve the primary group for vault
zealous wedge
luck does have a discord
void void
thx
viral hornet
in pex as well :3
pex 2 when 😍
waxen panther
pex 2 😍
zealous wedge
before the heat death of the universe :p
zealous wedge
still needs cloud for sponge 8 (and cloud fabric)
twin lagoon
pex 
zealous wedge
so broc get working
zealous wedge
pex1.9 came out in like 2012,we're on pex 1.23.4 on that branch
visual egret
Whats a nice world gen plugin that isnt over the top, but just makes world gen funner
ashen cliff
OTG.
limber knotBOT
https://github.com/PolyhedralDev/Terra is also nice
spiral robin
hahaha
woven otter
cat is right
inland stump
Hmm
Anyone know why cured villagers would stop discounting trades?
They are supposed to lower prices up to 5 times, but are only discounting the prices once on my server.
Seems to work fine in singleplayer so weird.
mental meadow
yes make sure that jira
minor badge
if you mean you're recuring them, that's a config option
minor badge
that's cause it's new
visual egret
how did i run out of 742gb so fast
vital hatch
Because windows 10
next frost
waxen panther
pebcak
visual egret
wtf are these random json files doing here
appear to be an anticheat
doing
something
spiral robin
ok
mossy vessel
who?
spiral robin
nmf 🥺
ashen cliff
Sad.
meager tusk
@spiral robin 
ashen cliff
That's like seeing 🇦🇱 every time you go to Serbia.
spiral robin
@meager tusk
ashen cliff
Fact!
waxen panther
:bongpanda:
visual egret
idriz is my best friend
minor badge
@meager tusk 
mossy vessel
ashen cliff
That's it bro. THAT'S IT!
meager tusk
because i'm @minor badge's best friend right proxi 
minor badge
of course ! 
meager tusk
@visual egret 
waxen panther
of course ! <:peepoGiveloveKing:755691944247689236>
?
minor badge
?
waxen panther
i am .
fringe fox
fight for the title. 
spiral robin
mossy vessel
twin lagoon
of course ! <:peepoGiveloveKing:755691944247689236>
.
minor badge
prime hawk
guys, i need your help, someone is quarreling with me that LuckPermissions sucks and that spigot is better than paper. Can you please tell that person something, because I can't manage.
mossy vessel
Typical troll you want to ignore
twin lagoon
or braindead person
mossy vessel
spigot simp
prime hawk
he also thinks that open-source plugins are worse than the premium ones
untold copper
just block him at this point smh
vernal moth
can somebody cross check with me that ivan didnt fuck up the IDs here? https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/pull/5005/files
twin lagoon
olive marlin
The IDs look correct to me.
vernal moth
yeah I didntg find smth wrong either, ill merge once gh actions went thru
visual egret
cunning raft
who asked
visual egret
ur mum
cunning raft
no she didn't
waxen panther
fr kinda weirdchamp oskar
visual egret
no u
waxen panther
banned
cunning raft
KEKVV!
left swift
left swift
U are
cunning raft
tough choice
left swift
Post the pepe scratching his eyes out again
cunning raft
cunning raft
typical pepepains user
woven otter
ewwroy
void void
Can anyone help me setup a bungeecord server?
twin lagoon
no
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://velocitypowered.com/
void void
@visual egret can you help me set it up?
remote idol
waxen panther
void void
help?
woven otter
<a:pepeAgony:796354766884175912>
it hurts to look at it
waxen panther
so does this channel 
void void
Can someone help me setup a velocity server?
potent fossil
@void void No. And you may currently be asking WHyt?!?!?!?!?!?!
It's because the creators and contributors of velocity have written a literal novel on how to set it up and if you can't follow that then you shouldn't be running a server. At all.
If anything in that confuses you, then you go to the velocity discord and ask. But please do not ask for hand holding because everything you need is right there.
mossy vessel
🤯
waxen panther
god simple is so hot
mossy vessel
ikr
cedar spade
simple epic
olive marlin
The velocity wiki has typos reee
cuties
olive marlin
Should I PR adding one letter to the wiki page? 😛
mossy vessel
twin lagoon
ok
potent fossil
if it's correcting a typo then sure why not
twin lagoon
twin lagoon
no
olive marlin
Michale 
mossy vessel
spiral robin
<@!254790994594234370> <@!264203519806930944> <@!145878422566993920> <:pepelove:...
uhhh. right
spiral robin
so you forgot about us?
potent fossil
NO but I don't ping if you aren't here! 
mossy vessel
smd
potent fossil
:o
woven otter
mossy vessel
;p
olive marlin
I need a new pc. My laptop keeps struggling to get some more work done.
visual egret
laptop go boom
im about to do an epic gamer moment
im gonna compile mccmmo from source
heady spear
Hello I would like to inform you that my pussy does in fact taste like Pepsi cola.
olive marlin
But I haven't kept up with latest trends and shortages, so don't even know what's worth it.
visual egret
Hello I would like to inform you that my pussy does in fact taste like Pepsi col...
what is pussy
heady spear
@mossy vessel wyd
visual egret
dont worry brocc
there are people who cant read the velocitypowered wiki
running mvn clean package is a challenge
spiral robin
hello
waxen panther
Yes, I've spent hours walking people through compiling mcmmo before lol
I know the feeling
spiral robin
city !! 
waxen panther
Hello aber!
spiral robin
hell0!
heady spear
I got sweet taste for men who are older
visual egret
who is men
golden gust
Yes, I've spent hours walking people through compiling mcmmo before lol
far more commited than I'd ever care to be
spiral robin
oskar stfu PLEASe
waxen panther
my sanity cant take it
visual egret
ok np :)
golden gust
men is basically city's cat pole
Gotta scratch that deep itch
or, wait, no, that's a di... nvm
heady spear
All he wants to do is party with his pretty baby, yeah
twin lagoon
city
heady spear
Shut up Michael
waxen panther
wtf
golden gust
I can imagine that one day, city hosts a livestream and forgets to clean up
and then we spot like this two foot rainbowed dragon
golden gust
Because you're you
heady spear
I am not ashamed of my sex toys
spiral robin
heady spear
You know they make dildos that glow in the dark? Science!
waxen panther
I can imagine that one day, city hosts a livestream and forgets to clean up
bold of you to think the livestream wouldnt revolve around the toy 👀
golden gust
it wouldn't revolve around the toy
it would revolve around city revolving around the toy
heady spear
The thought of sex bores me though
I need real excitement. Fortnite, that’s where it’s at
golden gust
Maybe you should scale down
heady spear
Also can someone come and tell my neighbors to shut the fuck up?
golden gust
city be like "when's musks boring machine for sale"
heady spear
I worked half the day ok lemme play fortnite and pretend to be happy
heady spear
I’d sleep but my neighbours thinks that everyone wants to hear their idiotic fucking voices
These fucking morons won’t amount to anything
golden gust
We just wanna watch your hopes and dreams burn
heady spear
They’ll flunk out of uni, become homeless drug addicts and overdose under some bridge
And honestly can’t fucking wait for them to get what they deserve
heady spear
I’d call the cops if the cops in this fucking country actually did something
olive marlin
@twin lagoon you recommended some alternative to PC part picker iirc. What was it?
woven otter
Hello I would like to inform you that my pussy does in fact taste like Pepsi col...
did you eat your cat?
twin lagoon
<@215448923681062913> you recommended some alternative to PC part picker iirc. W...
no idea
heady spear
Maybe if I tell them that there are disabled kids and immigrants there, then they’ll come guns blazing
twin lagoon
i only know of one alternative and that's dutch
and it's the best thing ever made compared to pcpartpicker
heady spear
Michael
waxen panther
seems like you have SOME IDEA then
heady spear
Go away
twin lagoon
city ur fat and ugly
waxen panther
city stop bullying our michael .
twin lagoon
and a smelly swede
golden gust
Dude
golden gust
you can literally be chased down the road with a knife in the UK
twin lagoon
no i didn't
golden gust
cops'll do jack shit
heady spear
Yes you did
golden gust
it's fun
heady spear
Kind of
woven otter
swedes are the worst
heady spear
Fun fact today is the anniversary of my dads violent heart attack
twin lagoon
waxen panther
heady spear
He would have retired in a year
woven otter
city if you take 1 more breath you will die
twin lagoon
kinky
heady spear
I did once
woven otter
ouch
golden gust
and that's why he walks funny
woven otter
people die every day
visual egret
I need real excitement. Fortnite, that’s where it’s at
12 year old quote book
twin lagoon
golden gust
😄
heady spear
The last thing my dad said to me was “I’ll send you the money” and then he didn’t and got drunk instead
golden gust
I mean, I got mommy and daddy issues, my life is set
heady spear
Oh same same
woven otter
you're also a swede
heady spear
My mom and I have had a strained relationship ever since she tried to steal my identity so she could take out a loan in my name
To gamble :’)
golden gust
wtaf
twin lagoon
bruh
heady spear
Well there was that one time where she tried to burn me alive when I was sleeping
twin lagoon
wat
heady spear
And also when she left me alone to go hang herself in the forest
twin lagoon
o
golden gust
My relationship with my parents has always been strained, I mean, she'd literally be screaming at me like "it's almost like what I'm saying to you goes in and out"
heady spear
Or that one time she got high and called the ambulance and then assaulted them when they arrived
golden gust
This is also after she suspected me of having aspergers but refusing to get me tested
zealous wedge
11/10 mom, can you get a refund?
twin lagoon
@zealous wedge
zealous wedge
awa michael
twin lagoon
awa
heady spear
She’s the only family I have except for my sister so I guess I have to keep her around
golden gust
and varying other things, like, I got the internet out in my name as her name was basically blacklisted under the whole "they'll pay me", we had the thing out for like 3 years or something, and she'd only paid me for like a month or two
heady spear
Everyone on my dads side have died by now :’’)
twin lagoon
i am going to assume that you don't have a good relationship with your sister either
heady spear
My sister is great
woven otter
yeah i mean they are the reason you are here after all 
heady spear
Bipolar but sometimes she medicates it
twin lagoon
sometimes
heady spear
She’s a fucking nightmare though
Well I do have a brother but he sexually assaulted a 17 year old and bragged about it so he’s dead to me :3
golden gust
the only people in my family I care about is my grandparents, who my mother also basically shoved off because she got pregnant with some homeless person from the charity next door the family company before that closed, and my little baby sister who I cant go see because I don't wanna be a yoyo brother
twin lagoon
the fuck is your family
heady spear
He’s 39
I have another brother I never talk to but he got arrested for assaulting some dude and other random shit and idk we never really connected
And ye family is fucking rough
My dad was cool tho but now he’s very dead so we don’t speak a lot
golden gust
be more concerned if you did talk to him
heady spear
He also did abandon me at my aunts place randomly because his current gf didn’t like me and he was an alcoholic but other than that? Quite solid
heady spear
One time when I was 15 we got really drunk together and were nearly killed by some drug addicts that tried to break into our summer home
golden gust
holy jebus
heady spear
Ye racist family members are the best!
golden gust
So, basically, he used to always be like, gays are just gross as fuck and all that
coarse lily
I think we figured out why though
There was a reason why beyond "I'm racist and homophobic"?
twin lagoon
ocelot
heady spear
My mom is super racist but she also thinks the Russians are spying on her
golden gust
But, this one time, he was like, he hates gays to all fuck, but, there was one dude who he wanted to "ease into it" or something stupid
coarse lily
Hey Michael
heady spear
And that they’re recording her phone calls :3
golden gust
and then, my mother kicked him out
upon cleaning his stuff out, we, erm... in the VHS copourd
waxen panther
uhoh
golden gust
there was condom wrapped banister rail
waxen panther
awesome
spiral robin
aaa
coarse lily
Wait what's a copourd?
golden gust
cupboard
waxen panther
thats quite the sentence
coarse lily
Oh so he was the cliche "I'm saying I hate this because I'm hiding that I am this" thing?
golden gust
wall unit thing, am tired, gimme a break
coarse lily
Oh gotcha
golden gust
seemingly so 😄
twin lagoon
@waxen panther 
heady spear
Homophobia is hilarious to me, especially when they constantly talk about wanting to beat gay ppl up
waxen panther
@twin lagoon
heady spear
Makes for a fun childhood tbh
coarse lily
There was a lot of weird homophobia and pseudo-homophobia that I grew up with. But luckily not from my parents.
heady spear
My mom is very accepting though. Of the gay stuff. Not anything else. She is very very racist
Also schizophrenic as fuck and thinks that helicopters and landing on her balcony apparently
golden gust
never really spoke to my mother about anything, so, no idea where she stands on stuff, nor do I care, really
limber knotBOT
must be one hell of a balcony
golden gust
I mean, my life stance is "who the fuck cares"
coarse lily
Mine too, cat.
heady spear
She’s a blast tbh, just don’t be near her when she’s got a lighter
waxen panther
no idea how my family thinks either
my dad probably hates both if i had to guess
coarse lily
Do what you wanna do, pretty much. As long as it doesn't hurt anyone else.
heady spear
She tried to make a gas tube explode when my dad was sleeping in a caravan
golden gust
hurting others is fine
heady spear
Just for shits and giggles :3
golden gust
||so long as they consent and enjoy it||
mental meadow
who needs family when you have US
heady spear
Ye no thanks
waxen panther
incendo is my family
coarse lily
Haha
waxen panther
spiral robin
auraora 
coarse lily
aurora is right.
heady spear
I’ll take my family over awkward internet strangers ty
coarse lily
The internet can't hug me
golden gust
or, actually? nah
coarse lily
But it'll do.
woven otter
kinky
heady spear
Ohh did I mention that one time my mom burned down our barn with a tonne of animals in it? :3
Guess she wanted bbq or something
waxen panther
girl gotta eat man
heady spear
The local police fucking sucked tho she burned down 5 buildings before they caught her
golden gust
wtaf
heady spear
We lived in all of them
zealous wedge
that's inconvenient
heady spear
She got a 3 year sentence, was let out after 2
Then they gave her shared custody of me because you need your mother!!
golden gust
The entire system is all fucked these days
waxen panther
wtf
heady spear
I lived with her for like 5 years after that, reported her to child protective services a couple of times, they said she was fine because she bought me clothes and I had dyed my hair?
golden gust
I mean, the joke over here is that you get more for attempted murder than you do for actual murder
waxen panther
how many buildings do you own
heady spear
She was high when they came to visit :))
For a while she was a literal fucking crack whore as well so yay, they didn’t really seem to care about that either
mental meadow
city and I are the perfect example that no matter if your childhood is fine or if it is fucked up, you'll end up fucked up lol
heady spear
Uh thanks?
mental meadow
❤️
mental meadow
compared to u everyone is normal cat
golden gust
goes to get a theasurarus
heady spear
I’m fine to be honest. If I just had less autoimmune issues life would be chill
My body hates me just as much as everyone else tho so 
golden gust
even ur body wants u gone
coarse lily
I don't hate you, City.
heady spear
Cool?
golden gust
Yea, same here
mental meadow
I send city some poison but he is still alive
waxen panther
wtf
heady spear
Ye ye your opinion means absolutely nothing to me
mental meadow
it was love poison
heady spear
I just use you all for attention
waxen panther
golden gust
is that what you say to your teddy that you cry cuddling each night?
mental meadow
I just use you all for attention
same tho
golden gust
I mean, I just find shit funny
spiral robin
💩 
heady spear
I mean if I had any reason to cry about anything I would lol
golden gust
Like, I'd sooner sit around with my bros, joke about how fucked up our lives are and just be like, shits cash otherwise
coarse lily
cat is into scatalogical things?
golden gust
this one time, at band camp
heady spear
Right well I spend most of my time working so I can earn money and be less of a miserable fuck than the rest of my family
Neither of my parents graduated high school so I’m doing great :,,)
woven otter
still a swede tho
golden gust
my healths shit right now, so, just basically working to keep the lights on and shit, but, once the pandemic fucks off or am better, gonna aim higher, I don't wanna end up like my parents
heady spear
I am driven by spite.
waxen panther
im the first person in my family to go to university so i think i can drop out now and be a success
golden gust
Like, my brothers didn't even finish college
limber knotBOT
lol
golden gust
I mean, brother and sister
coarse lily
How high are you gonna aim, cat? World domination? A small island? A rolling hot dog cart?
golden gust
My sister pulled out because walking down the street to uni was too hard
mental meadow
I'm laying in bed all day and crying so I'm basically better
golden gust
Like, we lived like a 2 minute walk from her college as she literally went to the one down the road as she couldn't be fucked, then she worked for subway, went on paternal leave coz she got pregnant, and then quit before she went back
woven otter
that doesn't sound fun
waxen panther
My sister pulled out because walking down the street to uni was too hard
i think that'll be me when i start having to attend in person
heady spear
I also want to start helping my sister financially because they’re struggling right now. She had to stay home from work because they found a tumor in her uterus (it’s fine now) and things are chaotic since her son got molested by his teachers husband and their car randomly burst into fire and her husbands cousins kid died and things are pretty messed up
coarse lily
I found out that if you Google "solitaire web game" Google has their own in browser Solitaire game so I've basically been playing that for the last three days.
twin lagoon
I'm laying in bed all day and crying so I'm basically better
wtf
spiral robin
google pacman is the best google game tho. change my mind
twin lagoon
😔
heady spear
So if I can help her then that’s great. She let me live with them for 5 years, I wanna give back :)))
coarse lily
Shit there's a Pacman too?
golden gust
We lived closed to the stagecoach building, no joke
coarse lily
Well guess there's goes three more days of my life.
woven otter
to keep your spirits up existence is probably meaningless and people suffer for no reason 🙂
heady spear
Tbh I kinda wish I wouldn’t have wasted so much fucking time in here before lol
zealous wedge
city awara uwu
spiral robin
zml
golden gust
I hate discord
zealous wedge
aber!
heady spear
Also in this community in general it’s deffo not a net positive in my life
limber knotBOT
👀
heady spear
I hate 99.99999% of the people in here
mental meadow
zml michael ❤️ ❤️
limber knotBOT
join the dark side cat
heady spear
The community is a fucking joke
golden gust
Like, I'm dead right now, and instead of doing jack shit like just laying down and doing fuck all, I just can't
woven otter
go back to your flame then city
mental meadow
I hate 99.99999% of the people in here
but you like me :3
heady spear
Minecraft plugin development is miserable
golden gust
I mean, I'm bad anyways, even if i wasn't on discord I'd be doing some random other pointless shit racking my brain away
heady spear
Like fuck this shit lmao
zealous wedge
smh city go rob a bank or something
golden gust
I'd say fuck you too, but you might get excited
heady spear
How fucking sad is it that we all put up with this fucking shit, for what?
zealous wedge
leave MC behind
waxen panther
I hate 99.99999% of the people in here
woven otter
start an onlyfans account
mental meadow
we are a community of masochists
heady spear
I love my work and I love the shit that isn’t used by awful idiotic server owners
limber knotBOT
isn't that normal for open source develoeprs?
golden gust
OF only works if you're cute/hot