general

[golden gust]

I remember my sister reaaaallly wanting that

[limber knot]

(for "free")

[worn ember]

[waxen panther]

you can run more ps games on pc than you can on the ps5

[limber knot]

runs

[golden gust]

and then she got it, played it for like a week and that was it

[zealous wedge]

fun Nintendo thing: the switch version of among us gas censor chat force enabled

[golden gust]

I mean

[zealous wedge]

it censors spoon and acab

[golden gust]

I got one of those R4 cards as I wanted to play with homebrew

[limber knot]

wait, nintendo allowed CHAT in a game? Oo

[golden gust]

My trick for getting it was to sorta like, argue about how.. erm... it could be used for any roms...

[spare venture]

Sony basically gave most of the AAA games from PS4 for free with PS5 purchase

[golden gust]

which was handy being given that i was a council estate family

[limber knot]

why would you need to argue about that?

wuts goin on here gamers

[vernal moth]

Barty trying to defend consoles against facts

runs

[spiral robin]

Hello @waxen panther

[waxen panther]

HELLO ABER

[limber knot]

idk what console/pc wars r goin on here, but barely any gud games to speak of anyways these days

[spare venture]

“Facts” that arent actually facts

[waxen panther]

another argument defeated with the kekw emote

[vernal moth]

Last good new game i enjoyed was ori and the will of the wisps robo, can recommend

[mossy vessel]

ugh

[spiral robin]

[golden gust]

Have you ever actually seen the PC vs console gfx comparisions? etc

[waxen panther]

:DistractionDance:

[spare venture]

Yes...

[golden gust]

or, are you just gonna sit here screaming that we're wrong about everything

[vernal moth]

Cat, he doesn't care

[limber knot]

I mean, if there were good game since Minecraft then why are we even still here?

[vernal moth]

He can't see the difference

[mossy vessel]

lets do some uni work so I can compensate the lost brain cells

[spare venture]

What makes you right and me wrong?

[spiral robin]

Work hard nmf 🥺

[golden gust]

because, every single comparision I've seen has shown the pc versions looking much better

[waxen panther]

@mossy vessel x

[golden gust]

and, well

[limber knot]

all I know is I cannot do fps games without mouse and keyboard. But consoles are way better for couch stuff (yes I know you can plugin in controllers and whatnot to a PC, but I also like kinect and motion controls)

[spare venture]

Well, every single comparison I’ve seen shows differently

[spiral robin]

Brocc send cute snaps 🥺

[spare venture]

So what makes you right?

[waxen panther]

ok

[golden gust]

it's a really simple concept of "if you don't want it to look that better or don't care about it, you don't need top end hardware"

What makes you right?

[woven otter]

💩

[limber knot]

motion controls? that's called VR nowadays

[vernal moth]

VR > kinect style motion controls tho

[spare venture]

Okay but what makes you right?

[limber knot]

runs

kinect can be multiplayer tho

[worn ember]

shut up duck, you literally shit in your own bath

[limber knot]

and I don't have to blind out the real world

[golden gust]

Because I understand hardware enough to state that modern hardware is much more powerful than the hardware that will be in your console a few years down the line

[spare venture]

No one here has linked any evidence, so?

[woven otter]

Rude

[golden gust]

nor have you

[spare venture]

Oh you understand hardware and I don’t. Got it.

[limber knot]

I'll never fully get into VR until I can move around without fear of stumbling over the room I'm in

rather have AR

[golden gust]

Please, inform me about how my statement is wrong

I'm interested to hear in this

[vernal moth]

All VR headsets of cams for passthru robo

[limber knot]

newer headsets have cameras that do the job pretty well

[vernal moth]

But clean up your messy room smh

[limber knot]

I want realtime

[spare venture]

No, I’m just wrong, it’s alright

[limber knot]

don't want cameras

[spare venture]

You’re right

[limber knot]

I wanna move to the maximum degree

[mossy vessel]

@waxen panther @spiral robin 😂 👀

[vernal moth]

It's real time enough to not notice it

[limber knot]

there are experimental AR headset

[vernal moth]

At least on my vive

[limber knot]

and even then, idk if VRs have full FOV

check out project northstar

[golden gust]

Yes, not being bound to x86 architecture has some pros in terms of optimizing games and such, PS3 was able to do stupidly powerful things, which they determined was too much of a burden for devs to use in the PS4 so they dropped it, which is also part of what makes emulation so hard, etc

[vernal moth]

But my dad got a quest 2 now and now I really need to upgrade my VR headset

[limber knot]

it's from the leap motion guys. it's an AR headset you can build yourself

[vernal moth]

The lenses alone on the quest 2 make my old vive look like a decade old

[limber knot]

one thing I noticed when playing on kinect vs playing with wii remote is that I actually have to do the motion

I can't just jolt a controller around like I do with the wii, and jumping and stuff is recognized

[wide chasm]

Swing your wii remote and it'll automatically do whatever motion you were supposed to do :)

[vernal moth]

Much of Wii is just gyro

[limber knot]

most games are like that yea lol

[golden gust]

well, yea, the wii was generally just using its accelerometer for a lot of stuff

[limber knot]

not a lot used wii motion plus

in fact

[golden gust]

the kinect being able to actually track motion is a total different battleground

[limber knot]

I think the only game that uses motionplus that I own is wii sports resort

[vernal moth]

But then again, compared to me playing beatsaber with weights on my arms, that's just not comparable 😂

[wide chasm]

Wii motion plus is more accurate, but also needs calibration, so..

[golden gust]

it was an optional accessory which nobody really had unless they got a wii game which bundled it, which not too many people did

they did eventually build that into the controllers, iirc

[limber knot]

all gyro needs calibration but the sensor bar in front usually covers it well

[wide chasm]

Wii sports resort sold very well

[golden gust]

but, most games that could take advantage of it afaik didn't bother using it

[wide chasm]

And had that packed in

[golden gust]

I don't know anybody who had wii sports resort

[limber knot]

of course, bowling on kinect feels way unnatural

[vernal moth]

I think am gonna buy a new headset this year if there is a nice new generation

[limber knot]

so controller is good for some things

[wide chasm]

Pretty sure in twenty million sold

I mean, that's still only a fifth of total or smth, but not bad for an accessory

[limber knot]

what would be really nice is if roomalive ever became more than a tech demo

[golden gust]

ah, was dropped 3 years after release

See, for us, the hype of stuff like wii sports was kinda meh at that point, so the concept of purchasing resort, especially as a council estate family was kinda meh

[limber knot]

we still play bowling

[golden gust]

Kinda surprising how the wii for a while became sorta like a mid-tier console for a lot of games

pretty sure there was even like a cod release on it or something similar

[wide chasm]

We got a wii a bit later in its life, so the game was already oit or close to release then

CoD had multiple releases on wii iirc

[golden gust]

Yea

[wide chasm]

But there was also one on ds, so...

[golden gust]

Like, it sorta just became somewhat of a "normal" console for a while

[wide chasm]

I'm sure it was pretty profitable, given the wii's sales numbers

EA still released Just Dance 2020 on it and the 2019 version was second most sold on Wii iirc

[worn ember]

there was a need for speed on the wii too

[golden gust]

I don't get it, really

I mean

I think that in part they just laid it out at a good time

Like, the 360 was released a year before, and it was sorta like in thar range for a good christmas present type deals

[wide chasm]

Xbox is still too hardcore, Wii is really a casual console. So if you want an hour of fun every now and then, you buy the Wii. Japan also doesn't really do Xbox, like, at all, so Wii is a natural choice there.

[golden gust]

I'm not sure if we had an xbox then, like, council estate and all and bad memory, woo

I get a feeling that we only had the original back then, but, I know maaaany people who had a wii, it sorta like became a console in many houses I know

Whcih is kinda weird when you think about what the wii is and how underpowered the thing was for it's release

[wide chasm]

The houses that it was in aren't really the people to care about how powerful a console is tbh

"It has wii sports, who cares"

[golden gust]

Yea, but, it's kinda crazy what games released for it considering

I guess it just offered a good marketplace for people who couldn't really afford or justify a high end console at that point

[wide chasm]

Yeah, the wii being cheap makes it an easy choice. Spending 400 dollars or more on a console is quite a lot (especially if you're a casual and just want to play a game every now and then)

[coarse lily]

cat maybe you should add the (do not ping) back to your name?

Since it seems like you're getting more pings lately

[ashen cliff]

Just ping him.

[woven otter]

don't bully cat

[coarse lily]

I only ping cat in my dreams.

[tame pendant]

#welcome should already be enough. If people aren't gonna listen to that, they probably also won't listen to the do not ping being in the username

Or do what I do: if someone pings without a valid reason, don't respond

[ashen cliff]

People don't read.

And everyone know I can't read.

So a sign won't stop me.

[viral hornet]

@twin lagoon

It's ready

[spare venture]

Appear offline reduces pings a lot, especially on servers with a lot of people (1k+)

[tropic flame]

i just wanna say that it's mostly working now, but dropped items remain on the ground for some reason so the player can double their items by dying lmao

i just gotta fix it

yeah i forgot to clear dropped items lol

[spare venture]

There aren’t already keepinv plugins for that?

I find that hard to believe

[tropic flame]

probably, but i wanted to make my own and make it permission based (so that you can specify what players can have keepinventory)

it's basically just sort of a port of this plugin of mine https://github.com/Logics4/IndividualKeepInventory but to beta 1.7.3 just because I can lol

ok i fixed it but if you're wearing armor you won't get it back so i gotta fix it too

[ashen cliff]

Well, you can't set setKeepInv in 1.7.3, since you don't have that event.

[tropic flame]

that's right

[ashen cliff]

Sounds fun to implement in that case.

[tropic flame]

that's why I'm saving the inventories by myself and giving it back with itemstacks

[potent fossil]

@spare venture @viral hornet @waxen panther @spiral robin hi

[waxen panther]

🥺

[potent fossil]

i couldnt help myself

https://static.jacobandersen.dev/shared/🐗🧰🚌📅🥥.png

[spare venture]

That emoji is now mine @potent fossil🥺

[cosmic raft]

[viral hornet]

simple 🥺

[waxen panther]

[spare venture]

The blinking

[tropic flame]

fixed it too

it seems it's all working fine 👀

i did it

[coarse lily]

Like krusic said, people don't generally read welcome. cat feels strongly enough about it and it seemed like there were less pings when it was in cat's name

But just my two cents.

Obviously I have no horse in this race, so to speak.

[spiral robin]

@potent fossil hello cutie

[potent fossil]

i just went through my bookshelf and pulled out random textbooks and put them in a buyback metasearch engine just for curiosity and now i am 60 bucks richer

well when i send them tomorrow i will be

[coarse lily]

Nice!

[cosmic raft]

@potent fossil so you sold 3 pages from a textbook?

:p

[potent fossil]

approximately, yes

[potent fossil]

[warm anchor]

[twin lagoon]

[warm anchor]

Aber

[waxen panther]

:rieaya

[warm anchor]

[waxen panther]

phosyawn

[warm anchor]

Good morning again brocco

I am greet you in every server we shared

[waxen panther]

yes

we will good morning in 10 servers

[cosmic raft]

lmao

I came across a random netflix url

but the background is great

https://recall.itp.netflix.net/request_sent

[potent fossil]

randomly tired af

[worn pasture]

some reason the background didn't load on the url you sent

https://recall.itp.netflix.net/_img/Meechum_Background.png

[coarse lily]

Turbo ^^

[spiral robin]

hi

[unkempt drift]

I really liked the first few seasons of House of Cards

[cunning raft]

HoC is peak netflix originals

[unkempt drift]

It was the first one right?

The first Netflix original?

[cunning raft]

i wanna say so yeah

[cosmic raft]

you're using dark reader or something like it

[potent fossil]

i loved dark reader but more often that not i was making exceptions, so i just got rid of it

[worn pasture]

wow big brain

[cosmic raft]

yup

[cunning raft]

its annoying at times for me but worth it

i don't mind exceptions

if you had to reload pages every time maybe i'd get annoyed

[cosmic raft]

you do 90% of the time

since disabling it for the site doesn't work

[cunning raft]

ig i don't go on enough sites where its a problem then

[wanton oak]

I have concluded that the dumbest thing you can do in Minecraft (especially modded) is to go on a long mining trip without any wood logs in your inventory

as I have just done that

and I am lost underground

[potent fossil]

ggwp no re

[blissful geyser]

[potent fossil]

ok

[spiral robin]

This is true, I'm on the edge of removing it

Also hi

[potent fossil]

hi

[spiral robin]

I'm hungry

[potent fossil]

Hunger is an illusion

[mental meadow]

Who needs food or sleep

[warm anchor]

I do? wawit that wasnt an offer?

[zealous wedge]

you need food and sleep aurora :3

(good morning awa)

[spiral robin]

zml

[limber knot]

hi aber :3

[mental meadow]

good morning, i haven't slept yet tho

I finished watching angel beats

Which was a mistake i thought I'd never repeat

[merry talon]

hmm

does cloudflare not forward user agents?

having a weird issue

[minor badge]

aber!

[spiral robin]

Proxi!

[meager tusk]

Aber!

[spiral robin]

Idriz!

[minor badge]

best aber AND idriz in the world ??

[coarse lily]

Hi proxi

[minor badge]

hello ocelot!

[unreal quarry]

you ok there proxi?

you keep going online/offline for the past 30 minutes or so 😛

[limber knot]

Discord's Android app is very, very broken

Some moron pushed an untested build on a Friday >.>

[meager tusk]

Don't be mean to the person who did it

[limber knot]

If it was you, I hope they lose their job .

[meager tusk]

Irc proxi isn't real proxi

[untold copper]

omega sorting system

[meager tusk]

Ok

Snipa Moment

[magic river]

Wow, apparently Lithium can speed up the game up too much

https://github.com/jellysquid3/lithium-fabric/issues/37#issuecomment-626251721

In other words, Lithium provides such a significant speed up to the game server that it becomes impossible for the light engine to keep up, and as it has an unbounded queue it will eventually grow to ridiculous size and force a stall when anything queries the state of the light engine.

[lean kiln]

starlight fixes that issue

[magic river]

It uses a bounded queue?

[lean kiln]

the issue isnt the queue

its that the vanilla lighting engine is so slow

[meager tusk]

[warm anchor]

[magic river]

So it hides the problem, it doesn't fix it 😛

An unbounded queue is basically always a bug just waiting to happen

[lean kiln]

it might even have a bounded queue idk tbh

wouldn't assume either way

but yeah you can definitely make that argument

[spiral robin]

[cosmic raft]

hi aber

[merry talon]

it's working fine for me?

[cosmic raft]

^

[limber knot]

Stable, beta, or alpha?

[merry talon]

beta

[limber knot]

Update it then. It's very broken on latest beta (cc. mdcfe who's also very frustrated by it).

[merry talon]

I don't have the option

[limber knot]

You need to do it from the search view I believe.

[waxen panther]

ya

its fucked on ios testflight too

nvm they fixed it on ios yesterday

[limber knot]

There was some update yesterday on Android that just fixed it crashing if you were charging your phone, but was still broken as shit; seems like there's a new update now, though, so time to test...

Still broken :D

[waxen panther]

pog!

[limber knot]

pog

how is bruhhcolai - very epic / helpful today ?

[waxen panther]

quite good ! made a steak for breakfast and now i am speedrunning coursework

[limber knot]

a steak for breakfast

[waxen panther]

how is mari - proximyst // very epic today ?

[quasi valley]

a steak for breakfast

[waxen panther]

yeah im out of cereal

[quasi valley]

and the only thing you could think of other than cereal

was steak?

[limber knot]

I am currently doing integration tests so very epic

[waxen panther]

it was that or chicken

[quasi valley]

true bruhccolai moment

[coarse lily]

Steak breakfast sounds pretty damn good.

[waxen panther]

channelling my dexter

[cedar spade]

Thought it was broken on alpha only

But then again idk which builds they release to which channels any more

[fierce bloom]

Hey, anyone here experienced with RSA encryption/decryption?

[cedar spade]

Weirdly it seems to have settled somewhat just by keeping Discord open for a long time

Just installed 59.2 and still having issues with certain servers

Okay nope updating just made it worse

[limber knot]

It's far less problematic in slower-pace servers. It'll also 100% fuck you over if you press a message link by just sending you straight back (so good luck reading!).

On 59.0 it would refresh on every server, on 59.2 it's as you describe

I realise I wrote press instead of tap, so please enjoy this cursed explanation: https://i.redd.it/p2agrmqxghy31.jpg

Lenovo ThinkPhone

[magic river]

It's like someone crossed a blackberry with a thinkpad

[limber knot]

Then put Android on it!

[magic river]

Wait is that real?

[limber knot]

It appears so

It at least has the Android bar on the bottom of its screen

[untold copper]

it is doneee

[waxen panther]

ok

[visual egret]

ok

[limber knot]

ok

[coarse lily]

ok

[limpid comet]

makin me wanna play modded again breh

[visual egret]

bluely i fixed that memory leak in quantum

gg

[limpid comet]

you fixed that what in where

[cedar spade]

that memory leak in quantum

keep up smh

[limber knot]

wow rude mdcfe

[untold copper]

join me :3

[visual egret]

advertising weewoo

[viral hornet]

yuck

[visual egret]

cammm hates mods

[untold copper]

D:

DDDDDDDDDDDDD:

:c

i go cry

[viral hornet]

So many chests

[mossy vessel]

[cosmic raft]

hi

[mossy vessel]

heyo

[cosmic raft]

hi nmf!

[mossy vessel]

[untold copper]

thats... why I have a sorting system

[viral hornet]

What are you drinking with me nmf

[mossy vessel]

coffee

it's past 11am

[viral hornet]

sweet

when it hits 12 you can start

[mossy vessel]

😂

[limber knot]

Stop being such an alcoholic, Camm smh

[mossy vessel]

I've lots of stuff to do this week plus unforeseen things popping up sooo I kinda doubt that lol

[untold copper]

f

[ashen cliff]

Just avoid all responsibility.

[visual egret]

damn i got so little homework

today

[ashen cliff]

Lucky.

[visual egret]

i literally have to do 2 tasks

one is about my "future jobs"

and the other one is just computing

which is just binary conversion

and the rest is google meet smh my head

[woven otter]

Weebs

[ashen cliff]

I love how M$ Teams just "adds" you to the call.

Despite you not even joining, just looking at the "join" button.

[solid siren]

anyone knows why this flood the console

help pls this line keeps flooding my console [18:44:56 WARN]: io.netty.handler.timeout.ReadTimeoutException

[olive marlin]

@twin lagoon WTF?

[twin lagoon]

wtf indeed

[olive marlin]

I feel scammed by #adorable-pets

[twin lagoon]

it's cute though

😔

[olive marlin]

True. Not a kitty though.

[ashen cliff]

Daily reminder: https://posili.me/i/2021-01-25_12-22-37.png

[golden gust]

hm?

[visual egret]

admincraft hurts my brain once again

[golden gust]

i forget why I'm still in there

was nice when mbax was basically running it

and then out of the shadows

[coarse lily]

You should be on the new one, cat. If you aren't already.

Which is run by mbax/etc

[twin lagoon]

syscraft 👏

[coarse lily]

^^

[ashen cliff]

👏 <something>craft 👏

[golden gust]

Yea, am in there, don't talk in there coz fuck mbax, or something

[twin lagoon]

[golden gust]

being a brit means i gotta say fuck everyone, it's the law, or something, fuck you

[ashen cliff]

"Law"

Brits have no such concept.

[golden gust]

i will stab you

[ashen cliff]

Do it!

[golden gust]

with a butter knife

[ashen cliff]

You can't tho.

[worn ember]

i thought that was alabama where they fuck everyone?

[ashen cliff]

It will get confiscated.

[golden gust]

No, only cousins

[worn ember]

fair

[visual egret]

cat shef him up

[golden gust]

shef

wat

[ashen cliff]

At least here in good old Slav land, we can carry long swords without getting arrested.

[golden gust]

Like, I know you're tryna be.. like... you know...

But, it's called shiv

[visual egret]

theres like 3 words

[golden gust]

as in, you know, the prison knife

[visual egret]

calm down

[ashen cliff]

Shank him.

[golden gust]

calm down dear, it's only a commercial

[worn ember]

.kill dum cat

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) I can't attack that.

[golden gust]

fit fukt

[worn ember]

smh dum bot

[ashen cliff]

.kill Dark

[limber knot]

rips Dark's intestines and uses them as a skipping rope.

[ashen cliff]

Epic.

[worn ember]

.kill dum_cat_with_underscores

[limber knot]

unleashes the armies of Isengard on dum_cat_with_underscores.

[worn ember]

it hasnt mastered the art of spaces yet

[ashen cliff]

.kill Gaming\ Gaming?

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) I can't attack that.

[ashen cliff]

Sad.

Can't even escape spaces.

[unreal quarry]

.kill spaces

[limber knot]

unleashes the armies of Isengard on spaces.

[ashen cliff]

.kill "Spaces Spaces"

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) I can't attack that.

[hearty axle]

.kill krusic22

[limber knot]

smashes krusic22's head in with a massive steel ball.

[ashen cliff]

F.

[hearty axle]

F

[visual egret]

.kill scissors

[limber knot]

crushes DiscordBot with a huge spiked barrel of rocks.

[visual egret]

wat

.kill oskar

[limber knot]

smashes oskar's head in with a baseball bat.

[ashen cliff]

.kill oskar

[worn ember]

smh oskar, you cant even do that right

[visual egret]

suicide moment

[limber knot]

rips off oskar's legs and leaves them to die.

[ashen cliff]

Exactly.

[visual egret]

question is

do i die

or do the legs die

[ashen cliff]

That's up to you.

[worn ember]

why not both

[ashen cliff]

LegoLess

[worn ember]

more like leggless

[undone crest]

How to create a one-block skyblock server?

[worn ember]

glad i dont anymore

my room used to be littered with them lol

[untold copper]

i LOVE legos uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu

[limpid comet]

good for you

[visual egret]

wat

[golden gust]

The joys of children, eh, billy

They won't even have played with lego in years

and there will still always be a piece hiding waiting for you

[visual egret]

what did windows defender just remove

[limpid comet]

looks like it's a discord thing

https://www.reddit.com/r/antivirus/comments/kt6qnm/trojandownloaderhtmladodbgena_affecting_discord/

[visual egret]

question is

why is it on my discord

[proper lynx]

Anyone knows a plugin that blocks cheated/crashing Items for a Creative server? 1.16.5

Like CreativeItemControl

[worn ember]

pretty sure paper patches them all anyway

[visual egret]

paper

it isnt a plugin

but i mean its better than any plugin

[proper lynx]

Okay I am using paper

[visual egret]

then your safe

[proper lynx]

So no extra plugins?

[visual egret]

yup

[proper lynx]

Hm okay

Thats good

[visual egret]

although you should always test

https://tryitands.ee

[proper lynx]

Which client should I use for the testing

[golden gust]

we don't fix creative mode

we can't really fix creative mode

There are plugins which try to resolve some of the issues with creative mode, but, afaik, there is generally always some way to bust them as they go about stuff the wrong way in hopes of not massively breaking each release, etc

[worn ember]

throw the whole creative away then

[proper lynx]

That means my creative server is not safe from hackers?

[golden gust]

creative mode literally puts the client in full control of items and stuff

It's why we say that you should never run a server with a creative world, always isoate it to its own server, etc

[visual egret]

people who use multiverse instead of a proxy

[proper lynx]

I have a network

[ashen cliff]

I love how people just jump to stupid conclusions.
It's just text on the end of the image file that is designed to trigger the AV.

[worn ember]

[unreal quarry]

if you read the link bluely sent you'd learn its malware attached to a PNG image that gets saved to discord's cache just from scrolling past it in any pm/channel

[visual egret]

yeah

[golden gust]

https://www.eicar.org/?page_id=3950

see the files on that page

[worn ember]

i member being that edgy kid an making RAT's but windows always found out about them

[limpid comet]

lol same ded

[olive garden]

see ded

that's why people hate you

[worn ember]

not like i sent it to anyone

[limpid comet]

i made a program that let me open up images on another computer, sent it to my friend and opened up a bunch of anime girls

oh the goodol days

[worn ember]

lmao

[olive garden]

that's actually pretty nice lol

[ashen cliff]

https://posili.me/i/2021-01-25_13-14-08.png

[limpid comet]

to all the fbi employees here, YES i had his consent

in other news, hey ded wanna run this python file

[worn ember]

hmmmm

[ashen cliff]

I now want to send the cursed .

[worn ember]

bleh i'm hungry but nothing to eat

why is life so hard

[limpid comet]

why are generic methods Object.<Type>method() instead of Object.method<Type>();

[visual egret]

anyway, who would like to download server.jar binaries

[limpid comet]

no

[waxen panther]

because thatsh ow it is

[ashen cliff]

Already have most of them.

[waxen panther]

its that way on kotlin though

[limpid comet]

wtf

kotlin based

[visual egret]

english moment

[limpid comet]

wdym oskar that's perfect english

[visual egret]

yeah

thats why i said english

[waxen panther]

cannot believe oskar of all people just said "english moment" about me

[olive garden]

order a pizza

[visual egret]

hello i want pizza

order some for me

[golden gust]

I mean, I'd imagine spacing

Like, at least with <> near the beginning, you can see it's not part of the args, etc

I mean, it's kinda dumb and moronic, but, yea

[visual egret]

ok i found the server with the emoji

thing

[waxen panther]

ah yes the emoji thing

keep us informed oskar

im on the edge of my seat

[limpid comet]

@waxen panther

[waxen panther]

can i help ?

[limpid comet]

no i just wanted to say...

hi

[visual egret]

hello brocc

[coarse lily]

I should be sleeping. :/

[visual egret]

its 12:22 here

[limpid comet]

thanks for the time update, oskar

@coarse lily sleep or perish

[coarse lily]

4:23AM

[limpid comet]

its 7:23 here. i am nocturnal

[coarse lily]

I may be past the point of no return

I have a meeting in like 6 hours

[ashen cliff]

You could just wake up faster.

[limpid comet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWrVQlTlnyA

damn bruh

this some good shit

[left swift]

Quoteth some poems bluely

[limpid comet]

alright bro

i got u

[worn ember]

@limpid comet is that APA?

[limpid comet]

top tier

no i think its MLA

[worn ember]

Smhsmh

[limpid comet]

take it up with my teacher

[worn ember]

I'll fight them

[cobalt surge]

Good morning cat. I know you're here. Just thought I'd say hi.

[golden gust]

hai Chrysti

billy smells, btw

[olive garden]

beer?

where

[worn ember]

all you get is water

[olive garden]

American Pale Ale?

[warm anchor]

[worn ember]

ur going into rehabilitation

no more beer

[olive garden]

wtf

[left swift]

Poor cat fighting in the trenches of paper help alone and surrounded on all fronts with an overheating weapon and backup miles away in the fob

[vernal moth]

I know why I have that channel on mute, lol

[left swift]

Lol

[worn ember]

yeaahhh

i avoid it too tbh

[golden gust]

I mean, helping people gives me something to do

But, like, some peoples children...

There's always people who'll basically straight up dismiss you, and then expect you to provide technical level detailed support for stuff

it's like, noooope...

[vernal moth]

Yeah i like helping ppl too

That's why I hang around in paper-dev

But paper-help is just too much for me

[worn ember]

people yes, dum kids, no

[golden gust]

mini

plz

mah butt

i forgot how 2 wipe

plzthx

[worn ember]

just dont

ez

[vernal moth]

You are a cat

You lick

Not wipe

[waxen panther]

[warm anchor]

Nice chat

[left swift]

Chocolate butts

Sounds like a metal band name

[golden gust]

aktually

[vernal moth]

Lol

[left swift]

https://tenor.com/view/modcheck-gif-19633400

Star citizen?

[waxen panther]

oof mana it out of nitro

[left swift]

Yup

[waxen panther]

kinda cringe man

[left swift]

Cant use my poki emotes anymore

Unless cat uploads them here haha maybe haaha...?

[warm anchor]

Buy nitro and just upload to your own server

[left swift]

[golden gust]

wow, somebody must have cleaned up the emoji's in the past god knows how long

[cunning raft]

why can't you react with regional indicators anymore

tf

[worn ember]

[cunning raft]

heh

tf is wrong with discord

[worn ember]

works fine

[waxen panther]

jroy - idiot ?

[golden gust]

jroy? an idiot?

Well, color me surprised

[cedar spade]

jroy more like bugroy amirite

[golden gust]

hey md

[cunning raft]

Discord didn't let me in web app idk man

[waxen panther]

essentials XD iscord

[cedar spade]

hi cat

[limber knot]

imagine using discord web app

also hi cat

[waxen panther]

imagine having no avatar

YUCK >

[ashen cliff]

Imagine communicating with other "people".

[limber knot]

discord dying ?

[waxen panther]

is for me

[limber knot]

Space punctuation mark

[waxen panther]

yes

it is death

[worn ember]

no u

[meager tusk]

[autumn glen]

👀

[twin lagoon]

#paper-dev

[narrow sun]

👍 ty

[meager tusk]

Michael being helpful

[left swift]

Discord exile

[ashen cliff]

Smart idea of the day:

[meager tusk]

that's amazing

[ashen cliff]

Would be epic if it didn't kick all players tho.

Time to explain that to 100 users.

[twin lagoon]

/btlp reload

[ashen cliff]

Didn't work.

Legit, just broke for no reason.

No errors or anything, just displaying for no one.

[meager tusk]

[meager tusk]

that's precisely why it's amazing

[ashen cliff]

At least I restarted Bungee after 40 days.

[left swift]

Nothing like a surprise kick

Gets me going in the morning

[golden gust]

it's all fun and games until you wake up with jumper cables

[worn ember]

on the nips

[golden gust]

was gonna joke about being pierced

[left swift]

Already said so much might aswell full send it

[worn ember]

true

[golden gust]

Okay

[worn ember]

not like anyone can ban you anyway

[golden gust]

It's all fun and games until you wake up with jumper cables and fresh nipp piercings

[meager tusk]

what is this convo

[ashen cliff]

Time for another 🍴: https://posili.me/i/2021-01-25_15-03-13.png

[worn ember]

you wouldn't understand

[ashen cliff]

[meager tusk]

how did we go from "haha plugin reload kicks"

[left swift]

Casual nipple piercing

[meager tusk]

to

[golden gust]

Hey, I'm still within the bounds of the rules

[meager tusk]

"nipple piercing and jumper cables "

[golden gust]

i think

[limber knot]

wtf is that onload

[golden gust]

I ain't ever really been like, PC

[limpid comet]

because cat and ded are degenerates

[limber knot]

if the plugin requireds java 8, it wouldnt even load and that message would never be seen, lmao

[golden gust]

Like, I got bro's and sisters one would confuse my friend group for a pack of crayons

[worn ember]

excuse you

[limpid comet]

excuse me? nononoo

excuse you

[golden gust]

I mean

I had a nigerian friend

[left swift]

Ur all excused see you tomorrow for class dont forget to do ur homework

[meager tusk]

now Nigeria is involved

[worn ember]

not to be rude or anything, but i never use the white crayons

[limpid comet]

ded = blocked

[left swift]

Why is that rude

[worn ember]

cuz crayons have feelings too

[golden gust]

||We basically had the joke where if he ended up off the balcony, we'd sprinkle him with white powder to like, remove all suspicious||

[left swift]

😳

[worn ember]

im so confused now

[left swift]

Now?

[golden gust]

police joke

[worn ember]

why would you yeet your nigerian friend over the balcony, smh smh

[golden gust]

1. He's nigerian

nah, am jk

[worn ember]

Understandable, have a nice day

[golden gust]

God, I hate the modern internet

[ashen cliff]

This is getting very non Paper 2.0.

[left swift]

[worn ember]

isa joke

[golden gust]

Like, it's so horrible when you've got many friends and you can't tell like 1/2 of your fun stories

[left swift]

Yeah having so many friends must be a real pain

[worn ember]

welcome to 2021 where everyone will get offended in someone elses place lul

[golden gust]

Like

[meager tusk]

I've got real good dark humor:
|| Is racist ||

[limpid comet]

i want to hear your stories

[left swift]

Haha I hate it when u just have too many friends amirite

[golden gust]

So, me and my BFF, who's a paki, moved in together

[worn ember]

real annoying right

[ashen cliff]

Don't forget brother. Slavs are a color now.

[golden gust]

one of her mates had a mate who was sorta like, last minute the person he was gonna live with basically pulled out and basically left him on the streets, so, we let him come over

he was the nigerian

and, then my bff, who's a lesbian, had her girlfriend basically living in, who was indian

We literally had a whitey, a paki, an indian and a nigerian in the same flat

[meager tusk]

Slavs

military slavs

[limpid comet]

sounds like a great setup for a sitcom

[left swift]

Must've been great food

Except for when u cooked, cat

[golden gust]

depends on who you ask

my ass or my mouth

LOL

and, yea, that's true, I never really cooked for that reason; I was only really taught like frozen food too, sooo

my bffs father would often send food down, there was this one curry which was like, literal the bomb

it was like a "simple" mince and potato curry, whih was just gorgeous

[left swift]

Lol

[golden gust]

He made that one specially for me, as I was the one who loved that one to all heck

but, he made some other stuff too

One does not understand the confusion when the food is literally making you cry, but, it tastes too good to waste

[worn ember]

i hate spicy food my baby tongue gets very sadge

[left swift]

Cringe

[golden gust]

When I was young, my father grabbed a curry and me being a fat fuck went for the biggest piece of meat I could see which somehow had a cluster of spices, I cried like a bitch and never ate spicy foods again for yeeeaaaarrrsss

[left swift]

When I was a young boy, my father took my to the city to see a marching band

[golden gust]

beyond that, there was no real "lets try new food" in my family

Like, I didn't try anything like sushi until I was like 19 or something

[worn ember]

Lmao that reminds me that my dad used to drink wine in the early noon and he'd be like "you want some soda?" and my dum ass be like "hell yeah" and i drank half a glass of red wine instead lmao

[left swift]

Wtf

[golden gust]

lol

[worn ember]

so now i have a wine addiction /s

[golden gust]

Well, that's funny

[left swift]

I would think ur the type to be addicted to wine ded

[golden gust]

my father was just a raging homophobic racist

\o/

[worn ember]

i dont have the funds to maintain a wine addiction lol

[left swift]

Boxed wine

[worn ember]

hmmm

[worn ember]

my dad isnt homophobic but he's pretty racist

[golden gust]

oh god, my stepfather got that once

I didn't even know that shit came in boxes

[left swift]

15% wine 80% water 5% other

[worn ember]

yeah no thanks

[left swift]

Lol

[worn ember]

you got good ones too tho

[golden gust]

Yea, I don't really deal with my family anymore these days, only person I care about is my grandparents

[worn ember]

but i dont think its red wine, but some different wine

[golden gust]

Do you wanna know the last thing my father said to me?

"Shane, I'm not gonna be around anymore, your mothers kicking me out"

[worn ember]

[golden gust]

You don't understand how hard it was

Like, I had this massive issue at the time too with stuff like that

Like, I'd start laughing so hard I'd turn red

😄

[limpid comet]

damn cat

didn't expect to be hit with the feels

[golden gust]

my father was an abusive asshat, so, like, \o/

[limpid comet]

yea

i know what thats like

life is just one long character building exercise

[worn ember]

lol my dad only ever hit me once and that was cuz i spilled water on his laptop xD then he bitchslapped me across the room, but other than that my dads pretty chill

[golden gust]

i gotta get better, but, my entire like life goal is to basically be as far away from being my family as possible

[worn ember]

well hey, you're working on paper, so thats something

[left swift]

Well u know what they say

[worn ember]

not that its good or anything, but its something

[left swift]

Lifes a bitch and then you die, so that's why you get high

[limpid comet]

u say that like its a positive thing

ok that message took a stupidly long time to send

btw cat i've been meaning to ask

hows ur health issues bene

[left swift]

Mine did too discord is getting high

[golden gust]

it's sorta up and down

todays not all too bad

[limpid comet]

well

that's good to hear

small steps i guess

[worn ember]

well if you ever get through border control, theres always a free spot on my sofa

[limpid comet]

omg sleepover at deds!!!

[left swift]

U can watch him make rtp plugins

[limpid comet]

no

he can watch me make rtp plugins

[golden gust]

he wouldn't want that

I'd just be there like, wtf r you doing that for

[limpid comet]

rubber ducky coding but its actually just cat

[worn ember]

excuse me, i had a 5$ donation yesterday, its all worth it

[limpid comet]

wf

wheres my donations

[golden gust]

wait

you got a donation?

wtf

[limpid comet]

quantum only on 10 servers

[left swift]

Where is our cut for moral support

[olive garden]

what was the note attached to the donation?
was it "please stop"?

[golden gust]

lol

[limpid comet]

wheres my cut for providing a mortal enemy

[worn ember]

moral support? all i get from you guys is "reee u suck"

which is true but it still hurts

[olive garden]

ur welcome

[limpid comet]

ded whats ur plugin even called

[olive garden]

you know I love you baby

[left swift]

Well you know what they say ded

[limpid comet]

i want to bstats it

[golden gust]

We tell you in hopes you might one day try to break the cycle, you know

[worn ember]

Random Teleport kekw

very original name

[golden gust]

if you didn't consistently suck, we wouldn't consistently keep telling you that you suck

[limpid comet]

id expect it to be called dumrtp

[worn ember]

https://bstats.org/plugin/bukkit/RandomTeleport/8852

[golden gust]

and, you know, it's a vicious circle coz u suck

[left swift]

Random Teleport by robom... I mean ded

[golden gust]

https://bstats.org/plugin/server-implementation/Paper/580

holy shit

[limpid comet]

nearly 100k

poger

[worn ember]

not bad

[limpid comet]

https://bstats.org/plugin/bukkit/QuantumAPI/9725

life is pain

[worn ember]

you can see the dips in servers, when the dev servers go offline lol

[left swift]

564 servers on paper 218 POG

[worn ember]

very sadge

you should contribute to rtp instead

[olive garden]

50+ legacy plugins: 2 servers

nice

[limpid comet]

cat r u running my plugin

[limpid comet]

that would involve rewriting the entire thing

[golden gust]

probably not

I mean

[worn ember]

pretty much what i'm doing rn

[golden gust]

test server I have is for the server I do stuff for

[left swift]

Catserver is that chinese forge thing isnt it

[limpid comet]

why dont u just contribute to quantum

[worn ember]

cuz no one uses it

[limpid comet]

10 SERVERS is not NO ONE

[left swift]

7 of them are u

[limpid comet]

no

[golden gust]

10 servers?

[left swift]

Dont lie

[limpid comet]

im on windows right now. you think i even have java installed on this?

[golden gust]

sounds like some people just shoved it on their dev/test servers and forgot about it

[worn ember]

poor blue

[limpid comet]

life is pain

i think quantum is too hard to configure

oh hey krusic's here

[waxen panther]

no no bluely

[ashen cliff]

Oh I have a good one.

[limpid comet]

i don't even need to look at the emote

[worn ember]

lol true

[waxen panther]

you should go search the internet for a java package to install ! !

like the true windows way

its fun

[ashen cliff]

https://posili.me/i/2021-01-24_23-55-34.png

Configure it.

[worn ember]

"meltdowner" lmao

[limpid comet]

brocc

no.

im only here so i can do my school work

"do"

[worn ember]

does your assignment contain contemplating the existence of Quantum?

[olive garden]

what is Quantum?

[limpid comet]

the best rtyp plugin ever

[olive garden]

oh

[limpid comet]

https://github.com/kadenscott/Quantum

[limpid comet]

i wish

[left swift]

Sync chunk loads

[limpid comet]

only when necessary

which is like

[hollow brook]

How to edit chatformat for speciified group? i use ultimatechat

[limpid comet]

2 rules

[left swift]

Always

[worn ember]

wtf no one uses it and you get contributors, no fair

[waxen panther]

ask in ultimatechat support

[cedar spade]

I'll package ur java

[twin lagoon]

read ultimatechat documentation

[waxen panther]

you use maven

who tf gunna compile that

[worn ember]

not you

[waxen panther]

not me indeed

[olive garden]

jenkins

[waxen panther]

i dont even have maven installed anymore

[hollow brook]

support it bad

[left swift]

Brocc too dumb to use maven

[waxen panther]

no

i am too evolved

[left swift]

[worn ember]

sometimes

[limpid comet]

quantum is just too based

[olive garden]

nice

[waxen panther]

https://tenor.com/view/caveman-croods-grug-grug-crood-angry-grug-gif-19400643

maven users ^

[left swift]

Atleast ur rtp plugin isnt called "rtp"

[worn ember]

https://giphy.com/gifs/disney-photoset-PVE9gMrs450vC

gradle users

[waxen panther]

oh you better believe if i made one it would be called github.com/broccolai/randomteleport

gradle users are hOT

[limpid comet]

unoriginal names

branding is key

[waxen panther]

hate names

i dont want to be original

[limpid comet]

i love making names

[waxen panther]

i dont want users

[limpid comet]

if u ever need a project name

give me

tell me

[worn ember]

quantum is very original, never used before

[left swift]

Quantum for rtp is dum

[viral hornet]

brocc's random teleport when ?

[waxen panther]

never

[viral hornet]

incendo/randomteleport @heady spear ?

[waxen panther]

broccolai/items is the most epic now .

[limpid comet]

wtf is broccolai/items

what ever happened to tags

[left swift]

Items

[waxen panther]

tags is waiting for a carbonchat feature

[limpid comet]

do i relaly have to make my own tags plugin?????????

[waxen panther]

which is waiting for minimessage stuff

[limpid comet]

[waxen panther]

sooooooooooo

[worn ember]

thundercrates release soon™️

[waxen panther]

basically it'll never come out

[limpid comet]

ok but

crash is the best coming soon plugin

[waxen panther]

gambler

[limpid comet]

ywes

in rust and in minecraft

[left swift]

Yus

[limpid comet]

i lost 3000 scrap today

[left swift]

Just win on 20 lul

[waxen panther]

why did you have 3000 unspent scrap lol

[limpid comet]

because, brocc

well, i don't know

[waxen panther]

by all means

[left swift]

U dont need ak blueprint if ur gambling brocc

[limpid comet]

i just scrap all day

[left swift]

Smh

[limpid comet]

all night

i buy lrs

and then i gamble

[waxen panther]

do you want to join my team next wipe blue

we play on us servers

[limpid comet]

no we plauy on a noob server

and own noobs

[ashen cliff]

But, do you avoid taxes?

[waxen panther]

you can be our farm bot

[limpid comet]

no

[waxen panther]

smile

[limpid comet]

i do love scraping though

scrapping

[waxen panther]

we hate doing it so

that'd be great

[limpid comet]

i have perfeected the strategy

i can make like 300 scrap in 15 min

[waxen panther]

you bring us the lrs and then we will feed you

[limpid comet]

no i already do that for myu team

[waxen panther]

ur team is dumb

[limpid comet]

agreed

[waxen panther]

and full of dum dums

[limpid comet]

yes

[waxen panther]

my teammate is a chad

[limpid comet]

debatable

it has u on it

[waxen panther]

i said

teammate

blind man

[limpid comet]

shut uip

ive been up for 14 hours

[waxen panther]

he has like 1k hours on kovaaks

[limpid comet]

tf

i played kkovvaahksguh for 5 minutes and refunded it

i am not destined to be a pvp god

[waxen panther]

i like the flick ones

im not amazing though