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potent fossil
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i want cute snaps

mossy vessel
potent fossil
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is my name on snap simpleauthority lmao

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i was li ke what

mossy vessel
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😂

spiral robin
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👀

mossy vessel
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The first I tried

spiral robin
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simple send cute snaps

mossy vessel
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Surprisingly my name is not notmyfault sooo lol

potent fossil
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good god i need to shave

cosmic raft
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I'm not even on Snapchat

spiral robin
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kash off the top of your head do you know ~ how many covid test locations there are in BC

cosmic raft
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no idea

spiral robin
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google is being useless

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hm ok

mossy vessel
spiral robin
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ill have to make an educated guess for this assignment

potent fossil
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fuck a spider killed me while i was taking that

spiral robin
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hot

cosmic raft
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@spiral robin 111

spiral robin
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whered you get that from

twin lagoon
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@cosmic raft uwu

potent fossil
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wat

spiral robin
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thank you

meager tusk
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Paper general never changes

spiral robin
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@meager tusk peepoClapJamminMoment

potent fossil
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Idriz aPES_HappyClap

meager tusk
spiral robin
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i have a snap from simple.

meager tusk
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I like it the way it is

spiral robin
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omg.

meager tusk
spiral robin
meager tusk
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It's even better when aber's here.

mossy vessel
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aber wtf

spiral robin
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what nmf

meager tusk
twin lagoon
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@meager tusk PeepoClapHappy

cosmic raft
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you need to get better at google aber

spiral robin
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i found 1 article but it totalled 86

meager tusk
mossy vessel
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How did simple add you

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🥺

spiral robin
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i added simple

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add me? 🥺

mossy vessel
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oh lol

potent fossil
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aber added me like a stalker but it's okay pepelove

spiral robin
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u sent it

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in PU?BLIc CHAT ?!

potent fossil
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fair point

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doxxed myself

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||was my plan all along||

spiral robin
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simple

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shave

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but thx

potent fossil
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i know

spiral robin
potent fossil
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im very lazy

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literal neckbeard atm

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nmf hawt

left swift
potent fossil
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ok fuck i need to figure out this stupid lore shit. reeeee trying to read stats from item lore is hell

left swift
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U can do it

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I beliebe

potent fossil
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thx bae pepelove

left swift
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Belieber

potent fossil
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mana always believes in me

left swift
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Da boys always be do supporting da boys

potent fossil
mossy vessel
potent fossil
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oh my god the dude who wrote the v1 of this is literally checking lore.get(i).equalsIgnoreCase(ChatColor.DARK_GRAY + ChatColor.STRIKETHROUGH.toString() + "--------------------------")

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STOP

spiral robin
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nmf broccoPlead

mossy vessel
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hm? 👀

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aber 👉 👈

spiral robin
mossy vessel
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🥵

spiral robin
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hello zml !

zealous wedge
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hi aber!

potent fossil
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der u go @spiral robin

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as requested

minor badge
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@potent fossil awa

potent fossil
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pwoxi!

spiral robin
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i got a notif but my internet so bad its not loading peepoSadBoy

potent fossil
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kekw

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just me minus the neckbeard and weird stache

spiral robin
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uwu

potent fossil
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hotty

mossy vessel
potent fossil
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nmf and aber are too hot, dum

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ok wtf stupid lore stuff

zealous wedge
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too hot, broke snapchat

mossy vessel
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Smh I'm tired need to go to bed

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But so are you 👀

zealous wedge
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👀

potent fossil
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👀

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slep

molten talon
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you should not be excited about this

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it is just nitro

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wth is wrong with people

woven otter
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nice

potent fossil
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lol

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when will people learn that doing that is literally giving a random bot free nitro

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no person will ever get those in most big discords

woven otter
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free nitro is a free nitro

potent fossil
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no person will ever get those in most big discords

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just robotos

woven otter
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also people never learn

spare venture
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robotist

woven otter
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mods ban simple for being offensive to robots

vernal moth
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I personally got nitro that way, lol

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Can't remember if it was here or spigot

merry talon
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we never said you were a person

worn ember
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maybe the bots were sleeping

brave radish
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spigot has a discord?

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ah, as of April 1st 2020 I see

cosmic raft
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Hm

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For the US people

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Is "8 ounces" a small, medium, or large amount of water?

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Stupid cup sizes are in ounces

restive thicket
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smol

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28 grams = 1 ounce, according to DDG.

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I may be an American but I'm a metric simp.

true canyon
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8oz is rather small.

spiral robin
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Good evening

warm anchor
spiral robin
spare venture
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yeah when is spigot going to end our suffering and just shut down

potent fossil
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16oz is a standard water bottle

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so 8oz is half that

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its like a medium cup

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i guess

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(it's a literal "cup", the unit, though)

spare venture
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lol

potent fossil
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barty your emoji's eyes are way too small

merry talon
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is that.. supposed to be Calcifer

spare venture
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hows that simp

spiral robin
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🥺

woven otter
spiral robin
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I wonder how cursed it will look with a smile not a frown

potent fossil
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there

spare venture
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dear god

zealous wedge
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i didn't need that in my life

woven otter
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that is epic

spare venture
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it is very big

potent fossil
spare venture
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lmao

woven otter
spare venture
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dear god

spiral robin
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wtf

woven otter
warm anchor
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gotta pump some drug into zzzcat so he can work on hard forking paper krappa

brave radish
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does cat even run a server?

warm anchor
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No. He barely run himself.

spare venture
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nice

brave radish
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then why does he make paper? I mean I get open source and all but like Aikar runs a server he at least has some benefit from it

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nvm I don't wanna make him reconsider :)

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but thanks cat! lol

spare venture
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there are other developers that work or contribute to paper and very few of them run servers

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aikar is more of the odd one out there

warm anchor
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I think Aikar is the only one running a server

pulsar wigeon
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if open source projects were only developed by people who actively used them, there would be a lot less oss in the world

brave radish
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yeah but most don't spend all day like cat does

spare venture
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oh no its the bad man

woven otter
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wiz 👀

spare venture
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good point wiz

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none of my stuff is open

brave radish
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yeah winjany i get that

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but like still

spiral robin
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kashikecraft 🥺

brave radish
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I need to start a server that makes a bunch of money and then give it to cat and like all the other ppl on the contributors list

spiral robin
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That's me and namelessmc, I haven't run a server in years, it's just a good way to meet people, learn, and feel good to help out hundreds of people everyday

brave radish
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they've made enough people a lot of money

spare venture
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not everything is done for money

brave radish
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...

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I know

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but I mean all the people out there running paper servers and making money off of it could not make said money without paper

zealous wedge
spare venture
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it's not like the contributors to paper are poor people that are being taken advantage of

brave radish
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I know party

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I'm just saying

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I know they could all leave if they wanted to, though there might be a lot of angry hate mail

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and I'm not like speaking against open source or anything

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after all I run a paper server on linux with ssh and screen and mysql

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and of course even TVs and stuff are based on open source (linux) now oh and you know java lol

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I'm just saying I hope the contributors get a lot of donations from the people who make money off of paper

spiral robin
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yeah i understand ya

brave radish
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especially considering the amount of people they have to deal with whining about support for 1.8 and 1.17

void void
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question

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anyone know why -bukkit.command.plugins is not working

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people are allowed to do /plugins either way

brave radish
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I have no clue, as I only have private servers where everyone is op, but you might be better off in #paper-help

spiral robin
void void
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luck perms @spiral robin

spiral robin
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set it explicitly to false, luckperms ignores -

void void
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ty

magic river
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You start a project because you want it for something, you keep working on it and expanding it past your needs through a mix of charity and guilt

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I wanted a vanish that modded clients couldn't detect, I stopped having anything to do with running a server months later and kept working on CraftBukkit for 4 years

spiral robin
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what parts of CB did you mainly work on, Amaranth?

magic river
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All of it

merry talon
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aikar doesn't even use paper though

spiral robin
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ah 😛

magic river
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I didn't do much new API but I was the main one doing the updates for like half the releases I was involved in, bug fixing, exploit fixing, optimization, etc

spare venture
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yeah aikar is a cheater

merry talon
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this just in: cat runs a server under a fake name using yatopia

spare venture
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wouldnt surprise me, dude doesnt seem to hate yatopia enough

spiral robin
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lol

magic river
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async chunk loading started with Aikar coming to me and asking if it was possible, mini-me ammar2 prototyping it, and me writing a version for CraftBukkit and doing further optimization and such

true canyon
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mini-me ammar2
🤣

merry talon
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can anyone hate it enough?

magic river
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I fixed the bug that was causing so many inventory dupe exploits and was the reason chests would get stuck open, that one was fun

spare venture
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the stuck open one hahaha

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that was a bug for so long

magic river
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notch couldn't figure it out, one of the first things jeb did when he started was a workaround that made chests tick and look for nearby players to see if they were out of sync because he couldn't figure it out either

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Inventories were supposed to be checking if their viewers were in range for them still or not but for some reason that only got triggered on player movement packets because everything used to only happen on player movement packets

void void
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damn

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i'm glad that i got into mc dev scene at 1.7.10/1.8.x era

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sounds like anything older than that was quite hell lol

spiral robin
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yeah lol

golden gust
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Yea, cos that's improved

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We did finally get them to remove ticking chests, however

merry talon
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this is terrible

potent fossil
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@spiral robin pepelove

spiral robin
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@potent fossil GWcmeisterPeepoLove

spare venture
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man sometimes i wonder what i was thinking when fixing some bugs

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or what other people were thinking when fixing their bugs

merry talon
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There are many different varieties of pasta. They are usually sorted by size, being long (pasta lunga), short (pasta corta), stuffed (ripiena), cooked in broth (pastina), stretched (strascinati) or in dumpling-like form (gnocchi/gnocchetti). Yet, due to the variety of shapes and regional variants, "one man's gnocchetto can be another's strascina...

solid siren
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anyone knows a good group chat plugin?

spiral robin
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Carbon chat

solid siren
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cant find any carbon chat

spiral robin
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It's a bit hidden

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Note I am not associated with them at all, lol

solid siren
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thank uu

magic river
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TIL Elon Musk owns offshore mobile bases named Fear and Dread

cosmic raft
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guess who just bought chocolate

limpid comet
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hmmm

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aikar?

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no, couldn't be aikar

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cat, perhaps?

cosmic raft
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me

limpid comet
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what kind of chocolate

spiral robin
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good evening bluely

limpid comet
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aber PES_Heart

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wtf kashike

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i was just thinking about how good some kinder chocolate would be right now

cosmic raft
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:D

limpid comet
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get out of my head

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but im definitely gonna bookmark that

cosmic raft
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is yummeh

coarse lily
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Now I want chocolate.

left swift
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Tf oskar followed me on twitter

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Stalker

limpid comet
mossy vessel
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Kash has a very good taste 😋

coarse lily
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Oh sweet I found chocolate

mossy vessel
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Those are amazing

spiral robin
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Gm nmf 🥺

magic river
quasi valley
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lmao how even

ashen cliff
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So just like that.

forest verge
limber knotBOT
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He's THE god!

quasi valley
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good times when you could smelt ice there

untold copper
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lol

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you can dupe items in alpha easily, just found out yesterday

cosmic raft
untold copper
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

olive marlin
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You can easily dupe items in any vanilla version.

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runs

untold copper
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tho its not a 100% success rate dupe as well

untold copper
ashen cliff
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So just like any dupe?

untold copper
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most dupes give you 100% success rate

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this chest one in alpha is particularly... risky

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how can you dupe in vanilla tho

swift root
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halp

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im being abused

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ok abuse has ended

untold copper
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lol

magic river
waxen panther
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exploits
alpha

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who wouldda thought krappa

magic river
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You can also teleport

zealous wedge
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at one point inventory was mostly client side lol

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I'm just glad I missed the hmod days

magic river
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hmod days = alpha 😛

zealous wedge
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I just played back then

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remember cuboid plugin?

magic river
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I pretty much only did vanilla

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Except for when I got on the first version of the reddit survival server

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They had a post about how they had no coal due to a worldgen bug so they were joining up to fight off the mobs at night or something, hopped on and discovered one quadrant of the world was basically nothing but coal

coarse lily
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Haha

magic river
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Yeah

coarse lily
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That's still around!

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I built a giant turtle this rev

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They're still good peeps.

magic river
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Yeah, I used to pop in like once a year after I stopped running it, it's been a few now though I think

cosmic raft
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remembers hmod

magic river
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We used to have to catch griefers in the act and would have the admins fill up special chests with blocks so the mod team could distribute them as needed to refund anything lost due to grief

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Special as in they were underground in spawn protection and only mods had access to warps to get there

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That's why I made ModMode back in the day, so we could have mods flip into a different account with some of the admin powers but then turn it back off and be normal players

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Made it obvious if they were a normal person you could stick a sword in or not and obvious if they were abusing it

olive marlin
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I was looking at modmode, but I guess I didn't scroll far enough in the commits to see you made it.

merry talon
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i only know of nerd.nu from avolition videos

untold copper
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im surprised you have texture packs

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tho their format is vastly different from the current texture packs

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terrain.png kekwhyper

merry talon
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you can still do that

untold copper
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im surprised you can do it in alpha

magic river
untold copper
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almost all traces of alpha mod have gone off the internet

magic river
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Trying to get a working vanish (which ended up in that plugin) is why I got involved with CraftBukkit

untold copper
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if anyone knows any alpha mods please tell me :D

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REEEEE

waxen panther
untold copper
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rip diamonds

spiral robin
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snoopa moment

untold copper
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stairs render wrong in this version inside chests and inventories

magic river
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Nope, first commits were all me

waxen panther
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lmfao that org logo is awesome

magic river
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oops, some of those commits were with my work email

spiral robin
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bloodstone peepoClapJamminMoment

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broccolai peepoClapJamminMoment

olive marlin
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I spent some time searching for mod/staff mode plugin, but couldn't find anything decent. Everything seems to try to do too much.

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aberdeener pepeclap

magic river
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There was an important reason this plugin includes vanish too but I don't remember now

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Probably something about setting and clearing it when you switch modes

waxen panther
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aberdeener f5a5a5 peepoClapJamminMoment

untold copper
limpid comet
olive marlin
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I was gonna write a plugin which changes your inventory, can execute pre/post commands and switches groups in lp.

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Vanish from standalone plugin or something.

magic river
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Trying to manually switch everything sucks

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That's why this just changes your name

untold copper
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duping op

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casually bridges with diamond blocks

waxen panther
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why leave a message about losing someones shit if you're just going to cheat anyway lol

untold copper
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not my duped items

olive marlin
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Well, doing anything manually usually sucks.

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If I'll find a plugin that we can adapt, that'd be epic.

spiral robin
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bloodstone peepoClapJamminMoment

olive marlin
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I'm tired of having most of our plugins being written by me.

mossy vessel
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ugh it's snowing outside and I need to do this uni stuff panda_sleep

olive marlin
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aber peepoheart

spiral robin
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nmf peepoClapJamminMoment

mossy vessel
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aber 👀

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Hopefully it still snows in a couple of hours, looking forward to go for a walk :P

spiral robin
mossy vessel
twin lagoon
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@olive marlin clappywappy

spiral robin
untold copper
spiral robin
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ok

mossy vessel
visual egret
spiral robin
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ok

visual egret
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wen pakkit no work

waxen panther
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ah yes

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10:30am, the meeting of the minds

visual egret
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yup

coarse lily
merry talon
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damn did discord make some huge memory optimizations?

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its sitting at just under 60mb

waxen panther
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if they did it would've been something electron did

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which isnt surprising because i think they're still like 7 major versions behind

merry talon
spiral robin
waxen panther
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configurate with java records is so hot

ashen cliff
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Amazing. After multiple years I finally got a broken AF Hetzner machine. kekwhyper

potent fossil
ashen cliff
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To be specific, I choose enterprise disks on the server auction.
And from the looks of it, 1 sector is stuck.

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And the most epic thing about enterprise disks is, infinite seek time.

potent fossil
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at first i read "i chose enterprise dicks"

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and i was like "nice choice"

wild escarp
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The server auction servers are always on their last legs from my experience.

potent fossil
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mine has been quite reliable

ashen cliff
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Never had issues before.

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I assume it also has something to do, with 6k torrents running at once.

potent fossil
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i dont use mine for minecraft at all though, just running a shit ton of services

ashen cliff
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But I think that's not the issue here. kekwhyper

untold copper
ashen cliff
untold copper
waxen panther
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who cares

untold copper
waxen panther
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anyone can dupe

untold copper
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the point is is that its SO EASY

hollow brook
next frost
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cool

untold copper
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just double click quickly

waxen panther
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the point is no one cares

untold copper
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and done

spiral robin
potent fossil
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aber pepelove

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im going to bed wish you were going with me

untold copper
potent fossil
spiral robin
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I do

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I agree with brocc

waxen panther
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thank you aber deen er

spiral robin
potent fossil
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I agree with aber and by consequence agree with brocc

untold copper
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rere

waxen panther
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you're saying it like agreeing with me is bad PES3_IgnoreMusic

untold copper
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isn't it tho

potent fossil
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no ur just 2 cute to address directly uwuBlushies

waxen panther
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oh Blush 😳

untold copper
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I can't even enter the nether in this version aaaa

spiral robin
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ok

waxen panther
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oh woe is you waa

untold copper
spiral robin
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I'm so hungry

potent fossil
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aber shut up sexy irish boi

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ok night

woven otter
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wat

spiral robin
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Domino's closes in 3 minutes

waxen panther
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mmmm

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domino's

untold copper
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hai duck

woven otter
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hai

waxen panther
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i like that idea

spiral robin
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I don't have time to get it delivered

waxen panther
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hi duck xxx

spiral robin
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It's 02:57 and they close at 3am PES_Hands

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Tragic

waxen panther
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i can order at mine before they close

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for delivery at least

spiral robin
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I don't wanna be that guy

waxen panther
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nah

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there is absolutely someone else being that guy

spiral robin
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True

woven otter
waxen panther
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so you're not THAT guy you're in a collection of other guys

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xxxx

twin lagoon
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a

woven otter
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y

untold copper
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o

woven otter
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f

undone crest
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Got a question but it might be a stupid one, is it okay?

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Okay so here it goes...

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How do you survive the nether roof damage? (Paper on Hard Mode)

woven otter
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with creative mode

swift root
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@woven otter

woven otter
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@swift root

undone crest
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Not creative mode, but in survival

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Isn't there a way to get around it?

minor badge
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disable it?

undone crest
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I couldn't because I don't own the server

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Is there a way to get around it? Like some glitch or trick

minor badge
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no

waxen panther
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proximyst phosyawn

coarse lily
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Hi proxi.

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G'night proxi

minor badge
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good night ocelot

waxen panther
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i see how it is

twin lagoon
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brocc tacoplead

waxen panther
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michael 🥺

untold copper
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this world sucks

limpid comet
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are you going through the edgy teen phase, snoopa

waxen panther
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ah

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he hit 9

untold copper
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i think

cosmic raft
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bleh

waxen panther
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blleeeeeeeeeh

quasi valley
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kash always announces his current feelings with a single word smolMonkey

void void
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tit

woven otter
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kash

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@quasi valley

mental meadow
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uwu

mossy vessel
mental meadow
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good morning

worn ember
woven otter
twin lagoon
waxen panther
twin lagoon
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brocc tacoplead

waxen panther
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🥺 tempriebakaR

twin lagoon
mental meadow
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@twin lagoon @waxen panther 🥺 meowhuggies

twin lagoon
mossy vessel
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mornin

waxen panther
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🫂

twin lagoon
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nmf pepelove

woven otter
worn ember
mossy vessel
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Michele panda_ice

untold copper
waxen panther
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i hate no one

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except maybe that guy in spigot

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but no one active here PES3_IgnoreMusic

worn ember
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Looks like I'm not doing my job well

waxen panther
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hey now dark, i even recommended your plugin last week!

worn ember
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Really? How nice of you :))

waxen panther
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of course 😎

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ended up not going with it but

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nearly

worn ember
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inb4 recommend to delete it

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Oh well

ashen cliff
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We usually do that, so don't worry.

worn ember
ashen cliff
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Time for Kenny to implement that.

waxen panther
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lol

worn ember
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Wtf cx

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What even is that

mossy vessel
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Who dis

woven otter
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isn't that via bot

mossy vessel
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No, this is Eduard

woven otter
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No, this is Patrick

mossy vessel
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And why is Eduard a snowman

quasi valley
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because he's very snowy

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Eduard is awesome.

mossy vessel
worn ember
#

Wuts happening

warm anchor
woven otter
mental meadow
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weebs out would mean 5k less members in here

worn ember
#

Yes I don't see the issue

visual egret
#

hello

waxen panther
#

all the cool people would be gone

worn ember
visual egret
#

all the uncool people would go

waxen panther
#

name 1 cool non-weeb

visual egret
#

ded

waxen panther
#

hahaaahhahhahaaahhahhahaaahhahhahaaahhah

mental meadow
#

ded is neither cool nor a non-weeb

waxen panther
#

fr though name one

warm anchor
worn ember
mental meadow
warm anchor
#

Is it still bully if true?

twin lagoon
#

@mental meadow uwuwuwuwuwuwuw

woven otter
worn ember
#

Weebs suck at dota

warm anchor
mental meadow
#

you obvs never played against me

woven otter
#

weebs are the worst

waxen panther
#

eternity runs a group of elite dota players

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elite !

woven otter
#

name one cool weeb

waxen panther
#

zml

worn ember
#

Elite archon players kekw

mental meadow
#

zml > everyone else

waxen panther
#

fr

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not even close

woven otter
#

zml sucks because of no yml update

worn ember
#

Xml>zml

waxen panther
#

ok i think thats bannable

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both of those infact

woven otter
#

brocc is bannable

waxen panther
#

if my ban means the ban of both of you i'll take it

mental meadow
#

brocc have u seen the selfies channel 😮

waxen panther
#

yes 😳

woven otter
#

brocc join my server so I can ban you

waxen panther
#

never

woven otter
#

scared?

worn ember
#

Brocc give me ur IPv6 so I can ban you globally

mental meadow
#

127.0.0.1

worn ember
#

Wtf i have the same ip

mental meadow
#

😮

#

roommates

worn ember
woven otter
#

and they were roommates

worn ember
#

do you live in my walls? cuz i havent seen you around

mental meadow
#

yes

woven otter
#

aurora IS your wall

vernal bone
#

Stalker 😱

worn ember
#

that'd be weird

#

imagine having your walls made of human

mental meadow
#

i've seen things...

limpid comet
warm anchor
#

Funny ded sayin weird when he’s the weirdest one NotLikeEve

worn ember
#

human leather arm chairs

visual egret
#

eww

cedar spade
#

good afternoon

mental meadow
#

hewoo pinapl

cedar spade
#

helo

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smh posting before I could make the joke

mental meadow
#

it kinda works better with my post tho lol

cedar spade
#

but it's mean 😦

mental meadow
woven otter
#

ewww a fruit

cedar spade
#

ewww a bird

woven otter
#

go make some logos

mental meadow
#

what should i watch first, yuri on ice or your lie in april

woven otter
#

neither

mental meadow
#

i could also finish sao

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or watch bakemonogatari

warm anchor
#

Your lie in April and bakemono are nice rielove

mental meadow
#

which one of those will not make me cry is the quesiton

warm anchor
#

First one probably riepeek

mental meadow
#

yuri on ice? no that will def make me cry

warm anchor
#

I mean your lie in April riepeek

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It’s good

mental meadow
#

oh that will definitely make me cry

warm anchor
#

binge worthy anime 👍

woven otter
warm anchor
dim shadow
#

lol look at this yee yee ass npe
[14:04:12 WARN]: java.lang.NullPointerException

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1 line long

woven otter
quasi valley
#

🦆 🗡️ ?

woven otter
#

no

quasi valley
#

got_the_duck ?

dim shadow
#

lol i beat up a guy once for tryin to throw rocks at ducks

mossy vessel
#

🦆🍗

woven otter
#

no

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NMF 🚮

mossy vessel
#

I need to go to KFC again

worn ember
#

do you really tho

mossy vessel
#

Need? No. Want? Yes.

warm anchor
#

I take NMF isn’t from Us?

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I never seem someone willingly go to KFC in US.. phossure

mental meadow
#

no, germany, where kfc is okay

mossy vessel
#

Chains like that vary a lot depending where you go.

limpid comet
#

damn bruh latest epsiode of sao is fucked

mossy vessel
#

The KFC in Prague is totally different compared to the one in Berlin or Nantes

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Yet it is my favorite :p

warm anchor
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The one in USA are all fucked

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Lol

mental meadow
#

You are not able to sell something labeled "chicken" from the US in germany

mossy vessel
#

For a few years, my city has one as well, not the best location but the filet bits are best.

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Plus this local one only sells this fake pepsi crap

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Dunno how you call that

warm anchor
#

🅱️epsi?

mental meadow
#

that was like the biggest argument against the trading thingy in germany, "we don't want american chicken that's disgusting"

warm anchor
#

Ok I will see myself out

mossy vessel
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lmao

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It's powder you mix up with water

mental meadow
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usually it's sirup not powder tho

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and every fast food place does that

mossy vessel
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Yeah, hence I called it fake pepsi

mental meadow
#

even most restaurants

warm anchor
#

Pepsi powder my imagination is going places

mental meadow
#

that's why drinks taste different depending on where you are, because they all use sirup + tap water and the tap water is different everywhere

mossy vessel
#

There is that, water and sprite. thats it 😂

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I convinced them to not look too angry if I brink my own drinks from the store a few floors down.

meager tusk
visual egret
#

bruh

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its so cold outside

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that my fuckin shoes started steaming after i went home

limpid comet
warm anchor
#

Oskar

limber knotBOT
#

'Yeah, hence I called it fake pepsi' why?

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do you think coca cola, etc bottle their products in one country and ship them worldwide?

dim shadow
#

are u saying coke isnt american worldwide?

limber knotBOT
#

spoiler: they don't, they ship syrups to the regional bottlers.

dim shadow
#

oh ok so the syrup is american

mental meadow
#

Yes, but usually all the bottles in a country are bottled more or less in one place

mossy vessel
#

This... has an undefinable taste I didn't figure out yet.

mental meadow
#

That's why the bottled version always tastes the same where your life

proud osprey
limber knotBOT
#

not neccaserily, regions may differ with sugar and sweetners for example

dim shadow
#

i have been troled by @𝕿𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖊𝕿𝖍𝖊𝕲𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖙#9777

waxen panther
#

mf sent it and left

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unreal

limber knotBOT
#

well the syrup is probably manufactured in the USA for Coca Cola at least

dim shadow
#

so it really is a secret formula huh? they wont even let other countries make they own

limber knotBOT
#

Yes - why would you share such proprietary information with other businesses?

limber knotBOT
#

companies do like to protect their intellectual property lol

dim shadow
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yea i get it, cant rly sue a dictator when he nationalizes ur factory

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imagine having cuba-cola

limber knotBOT
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that's not at all why.

dim shadow
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why else? like if a company steal they recipe they can jus sue

limber knotBOT
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its just makes good business sense to not have other companies handling your most important commerical assets.

dim shadow
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its the same company tho xD

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unless they get 3rd parties to bottle idk

limber knotBOT
#

its not.

warm anchor
#

International lawsuit is also really difficult to go through

dim shadow
#

exactly dictators!!

cunning raft
#

Not if you're a company like CocaCola which has offices everywhere

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quite easy

heady spear
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But then it's no longer an international lawsuit, they operate like normal companies on those countries

cunning raft
#

correct

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most countries honor/model US IP Law so they wouldn't have a problem

limber knotBOT
#

as I recall, they only just bought the entiriety of their major north american bottler

visual egret
#

hello

limber knotBOT
#

but I'm sure that theres multiple bottlers in the USA too, that the Coca Cola Company doesn't own

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(sorry I got side tracked for a bit there)

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in the United Kingdom (and most of western europe) the bottler is Coca Cola European Partners

minor badge
#

probably the same for sweden

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i can check once im home :p

limber knotBOT
#

in other parts of Europe, I believe their headqurtered in Switzerland, Coca Cola Hellenic company is the bottler

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aha, linkedin is helpful here -> CCEP makes, sells and distributes non-alcoholic drinks to 300 million people in 13 countries. These are: Andorra, Belgium, France, Germany, Great Britain, Iceland*, Luxemburg, Monaco, Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, Spain and Sweden.

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the damage would be irrevocable if Coca Cola's recipe was released, no litigation would make up for it.

#

its not that they can't go down the litigation road - its about avoiding the need and risk.

#

which recipe though?

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the original US one? the current US one? the german one? the UK one?

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The one that contained cocaine?

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the one from 10 years ago in Germany?

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coca cola tastes like shit (in germany) nowadays anyways (at least out of the bottle), it's fine if mixed from water+concentrat from something like McDonalds or a cinema

cedar spade
#

given the amount of other cola drink brands that sell well enough, I'm not convinced that leaking "the" recipe would have that much of a difference (or any of Coca Cola's recipes for that matter)

limber knotBOT
#

the recipe of the syrup

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the syrup is produced by the coca cola company, not the regional bottler.

#

you realise that they use different recipes in different markets based on local tastes and regulations, right?

cedar spade
#

after all, a lot of the power in selling Coca Cola rests in the Coca Cola brand

limber knotBOT
#

I do, but the regional bottlers don't produce the syrup.

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yeah, they could put literal shit in there and people would still buy it

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I make the distinction because, though the syrup recipe may change too, the bottler makes some effective recipe decisions

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(sugar, sweetners, etc)

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I highly doubt that they don't have a very tight control over what is allowed and what isn't

#

for the lack of ambiguity here, who's they?

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(say either coca cola or regional bottler)

cedar spade
#

the finished product is a result of all of those decisions combined, no? again, leaking "the" recipe of the syrup (assuming there's a single one) probably wouldn't have that big an impact on Coca Cola's business

#

the biggest impact would probably be the damage to the brand - "secret Coca Cola recipe leaks" headlines would actually hurt

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random companies stealing "the recipe" to produce imitations and staying quiet probably wouldn't

limber knotBOT
#

"they" = the brand owners

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so the coca cola company then?

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yes

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also the recipe doesn't matter, what matters is the rights to sell stuff based on it and even if it was leaked that right would still be with the coca cola company

#

welcome to copyright law

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I agree with you - its needless litigation though, you have to suddenly spend all your time enforcing.

heady spear
#

can you not?

austere ivy
#

aye sorry

woven otter
#

nice i can join syscraft now

heady spear
#

thank you good sir.

vernal moth
#

Man, i am actually good at piano again

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Only took me a fucking month

#

I mean, i still need a week to learn a song but progress!

woven otter
#

a week, damn THONK

vernal moth
#

I mean by mind

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Without sheets

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I can play two songs by mind now and the 3rd one i just need a bit more training on the left hand

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Ah yes thanks

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Because mp4 is too hard

#

Does discord even support embedds for any of this?

woven otter
#

looks like it

vernal moth
#

Oh it does in desktop? Nice

woven otter
#

yea

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good song choice

vernal moth
#

Also got a more boring one

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The last half is fucking me over

mental meadow
#

@twin lagoon guess where I am

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I'm in your city

twin lagoon
#

uwot

mental meadow
#

St. Michael

twin lagoon
mental meadow
#

I'm so jealous you have your own Autobahnkreuz Michael

twin lagoon
#

🥵

mental meadow
#

That's hot

#

Imagine being an Autobahn

twin lagoon
#

yes

olive garden
#

wait when did the dev team get push rights

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I thought core team had to approve the changes first

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I'm not saying this is bad

minor badge
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a few weeks ago

olive garden
#

I see

untold copper
#

whats an Autobahn

minor badge
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we don't have "push" rights either, we can just write with PRs without approval

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still needa wait for checks and whatnot though

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and the Autobahn is the road in which there is no speed limit in Germany, snoopa

untold copper
#

so a highway

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I see

olive garden
#

yeah

untold copper
#

ty

minor badge
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p much

zealous wedge
#

well, the difference from any highway is specifically some parts of the autobahn have no speed limits

untold copper
#

isn't that dangerous tho

olive garden
#

no, if the drivers are used to it

untold copper
#

well in india they'll give a license to literally anyone

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soo

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

limber knotBOT
#

Some parts may have no speed limits, but there are a lot of parts have one

zealous wedge
#

Germany also makes it pretty hard to get a license

olive garden
#

there are cases where stupid drivers don't realize that someone is approaching them at high speed and try to switch lines

untold copper
#

Im watching hilda on netflix btw :D

olive garden
#

but stupid drivers exist everywhere

untold copper
#

its pog

zealous wedge
#

and there are other cars around you, so you often have to go at the speed of traffic

vernal moth
#

Idk how that compares

twin lagoon
#

how expensive is it on average

olive garden
#

we had to drive for 30hrs IIRC

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2 hours of that was the exam itself

vernal moth
#

Idk, 500-1000, depends how many hours you actually take, if you fail the exams, etc

twin lagoon
#

500-1000 bitch wtf

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sign me the fuck up

#

the avg is 2400 eur here

vernal moth
#

Come do it here then, lol

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There are places here where you can get a licence in a week

olive garden
#

we had some international group do their licenses here while I was doing mine

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Hungary is probably significantly cheaper than Germany lol

void void
#

1k in estonia

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or so

vernal moth
#

A coworker of mine did his down in hungary

void void
#

finland had ~2.5k as well iirc

vernal moth
#

He's from there

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He's also working from there rn, and surprisingly has a better vpn connection than from his flat here 😂

olive garden
#

nice

void void
#

what would be better for a MC server?

#

the base of the i900T is like 2.1

zealous wedge
#

in Oregon if you're 18 you can book an appointment and get a license judt by passing a basic driving test and a written test

void void
#

the i5 6500T base is like 2.5

zealous wedge
#

under $100 and under an hour of time

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and driving school is under $200

untold copper
#

in india its easy

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just bribe

visual egret
#

lol

twin lagoon
#

as if you need a license for driving in india

next frost
twin lagoon
#

it wouldn't change anything

visual egret
twin lagoon
untold copper
#

if you get caught without license

untold copper
#

just bribe the police officer who caught you

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ez

zealous wedge
#

everything has a price #capitalism

untold copper
#

o.O

zealous wedge
#

it's the thing where when you're rich, parking tickets are just the fee to park lol

untold copper
#

lmao

visual egret
#

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

zealous wedge
#

not for parking tickets lol

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those are city, license is state/province over here

mossy vessel
golden gust
#

My mate went to like india or Pakistan and bribed one of the security guards or something around to hold a picture with his gun

mossy vessel
#

Did I ever mention you know strange people?

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Yes I did.

golden gust
#

I mean, my mates a paki so sorta goes down that way for family religious reasons or to visit family

spare venture
mental meadow
#

the Autobahn in Austria is also called Autobahn but here there's a general speed limit of 130

true canyon
#

That's an interesting bundle.

spare venture
#

Definitely the most interesting one I’ve seen

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Usually it’s the console, extra controller, headset, a game or two, and maybe a gamer ™️ chair

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.wa 130 kph to mph

mental meadow
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Result: 80.78 mph (miles per hour) - https://is.gd/slb1xG

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quasi valley
mental meadow
#

true

quasi valley
#

"a basic human right they can't take away from us!!"

mental meadow
#

Austria also has section control, a thing that got cancelled in germany bc of data protection lol

warm anchor
#

Imagine having protection in place - some American

spare venture
#

Hey now guns are good Kenny how else will we kill the bad guys

mossy vessel
#

Wrong message oops

quasi valley
#

lmao

mossy vessel
#

I can't find something more relaxing than speeding up to 280+ and listening to awesome music

untold copper
#

ah yes, I too love german articles :P

mossy vessel
#

runs

twin lagoon
#

@mossy vessel PeepoClapHappy

spare venture
#

I can’t read that! Translate it to American first

mossy vessel
#

Michele 👀

quasi valley
#

michale*

mental meadow
#

The first one is a joke about american gun laws while driving 250kmh, the second one is a joke about making a speed limit to 350kmh just to have a speed limit

untold copper
#

ok

mental meadow
#

and for conversion, 100kmh are 60mph

spare venture
#

.wa 350 kph to mph

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Result: 217.5 mph (miles per hour) - https://is.gd/staIOI

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untold copper
#

imagine using miles

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:pepela:

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re

spare venture
#

Imagine being a literal child

untold copper
#

ikr

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wait

limber knotBOT
#

tbh, going with flow of traffic vs. a speed limit is a ok for me

untold copper
#

Being a child is great

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I don't want to grow up

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frick growing up

quasi valley
#

ofc you would say that as a 90 year old, robo

spare venture
#

I would be pretty nervous at 100+ speeds on any road tbh

#

100+mph

limber knotBOT
#

if it's flat and straight then no problemo

spare venture
#

Most roads here are not

#

Well

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Some are

golden gust
#

depends on how well the roads are maintained and looked after

limber knotBOT
#

well then you don't go that fast, ez

spare venture
#

Most ones I drive on

limber knotBOT
#

ya

golden gust
#

Like, in the UK, city roads are generally trash, but, the motorway is generally reasonably maintained

mental meadow
spare venture
#

You should see the toll ways in the US. Those are nice roads

mental meadow
#

it's all a clusterfuck and because of EU rules repairs take ages

olive garden
#

.wa 100mph to kmh

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Result: 160.9 km/h (kilometers per hour) - https://is.gd/P6hBOY

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#

indeed

quasi valley
#

well there are roadworks everywhere but they never seem to improve anything

untold copper
quasi valley
golden gust
#

and you people mock the UK for wanting to leave

spare venture
#

My city’s highways have been under construction to improve them for 30 years

golden gust
#

I mean, it's dumb, there is too much tied to the EU, but, there is also too much crud from the EU itself

limber knotBOT
#

toll roads are generally the nicest

quasi valley
#

imagine living on a sad, rainy island in the middle of the ocean

mossy vessel
#

Some roads are actually well maintained when others were last touched in the late '80s because they still "work"

untold copper
#

lol

golden gust
#

I think part of what the UK was hoping for is that they'd make it look like smooth sailing and france and a few others would follow us

limber knotBOT
#

I just wish that also came with a higher speed limit so I can make maximum use of it

golden gust
#

as even france appears to be getting closer and closer to telling the EU to fuck off

mental meadow
#

As soon as a public building project (like road repairs on a highway) costs more than a certain amount you have to look for building companies EU wide and give them 3 months of time to apply

spare venture
#

Do you drive much in your cojntriesv

#

Countries

limber knotBOT
#

I like driving

untold copper
#

I don't drive

mental meadow
#

no shit snoopa

untold copper
#

atleast not legally

mossy vessel
#

Isn't that what you have a car for?

untold copper
#

I dont have a car

#

.-.

#

when I grow up ima be so rich that I'll have a dude to drive me to places

#

pog

limber knotBOT
#

great life goal

quasi valley
#

that's called a taxi

golden gust
#

I don't drive in the UK because like, health and never really had the cash to pay to learn, kinda scary on the idea too because ohh shiny

spare venture
#

Damn yesterday the US vaccinated over a million people in one day

untold copper
#

ima have me a private taxi then @quasi valley

spare venture
#

For covid

mental meadow
quasi valley
limber knotBOT
#

I was scared to drive too, I was particularly concerned about stop signs lol. Found that to be ez tho

golden gust
#

But, over in the UK, so long as you're not in a rural area, you can live just fine without a car, and in many areas you kinda have no choice unless you wanna rent a space where you got like a 10 minute walk to your car type deals

worn ember
#

my chauffeur drives me around in my lambo kappa

spare venture
limber knotBOT
#

not u, mr electronicboy

mental meadow
spare venture
#

Well hopefully it speeds up because 1 million a day is still slow

quasi valley
#

the uk line there is a bit cheated tho

mental meadow
#

Don't they have like almost 3 million by now

spare venture
#

This is per day

twin lagoon
#

kneny PeepoClapHappy

spare venture
#

Not cumulative

golden gust
#

Yea, stop signs, must be scary man

#

Like, having to slow down and stop

#

Like, damn

worn ember
#

its also like 10x the size of every other country lmfao

limber knotBOT
#

lol

golden gust
#

Didn't know cars where designed to do that

limber knotBOT
#

was more like who gets to go

spare venture
#

Iran isn’t tracked on that map

mental meadow
#

my driving instructor was an asshole and made me even more scared

untold copper
#

lol rip

limber knotBOT
#

which is a rarity, since usually I'm the only one there or it's obviously clear

golden gust
#

Oh, yea, in the Uk we generally just practice "first stopped"

limber knotBOT
#

at busy stop signs ppl get confused tho