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plz ban the bot for assuming pfp's
lol minecrell we're almost there
how are you doing tonight?
I'm doing well thanks, probably going to play among us later. How about yourself?
pretty decent, working on stuff™️
wait you’re talking from a webhook lol?
yes, that's an IRC <-> Discord bridge
Interesting
Did anyone create a MC ScreenshotAsAService thing yet? Or at least a bot that could do that?
What sort of stuff do you work on proxi?
hi proxi :D
i'm currently working on a totally not overengineered "localisation" lib
Oooo
I got this problem so i have plugin for group formating, and i setted up here default group chat color But when i Installed Chat Color it starded using the ChatColor colors
What i have to do?
I give up on Linux, the windows installer works so I’ll just use that lol
Im sure it's no more overenginered than half the Cadix libraries haha.
now that is true, but it's perhaps a little much for sending chat messages
I assume it's a library for Paper?
platform-agnostic
i plan on using it in a velocity plugin, which will also later support paper
but it'll at least have first-class adventure support in a module after the core is well
Oh that's awesome, Minecraft platform agnostic - or just generic library?
i want it fully generic, but it's created for use with minecraft in mind no matter what i end up with :p
God, localization is fun
hehe
I had a weblate instance up and running for mcMMO as I wanted to you with it
*toy with it
Oh that sounds really cool then! I'm yet to find a localisation library I like
is this part of moonshine or
it's just going to be a Proxy which handles sending messages and resolving message keys with placeholders to then send to a receiver
yes
Though I only ever deal with localisation in a graphical context, which is just a pita.
pog
localization is really just ass in general, ngl
true that
Nobody really seems to have a concise solution for it
and all the tooling around it, e.g. editors, are generally scary to non-devs
are you going to do per player locale too
there's nothing stopping it
per player locale is really trivial
i dont like it
Like, the client already sends you it's locale
iz UGLY
nou

its pretty ez with adventure
by the time it needs to get the message key, it should have all the metadata it needs to pass to the message source, which can then decide how to handle it
I'm excited for this.
haha fair warning, it's gonna be heavy given its heavy reliance on reflection :p
think it's looking at an off branch though, think I had to move the files or something
i'm not sure how i'm going to handle plurality yet, though
and the UI for weblate is just kinda meh
it's how i discover which languages are available
I mean
Looks fine to me.
pluarility is one of the many bastardizations of languages
indeed
yours is less scuffed tho
hai
mine relies on urlclassloader

Though to be honest, I tend to prefer tools from the past in general so maybe it's not modern enough? 😂
(tho it looks modern enough to me)
you mean weblate?
Ye
weblate looks fine
Like, for me, it's k, it's not pretty, but, my big concern is over if some average user could submit translations easily, etc
maybe I have too little faith in users
I prefer a lot of old school stuff anyway, sourcehut over github, <3 mailing lists
IRC over these new fangled, and horribly proprietary chat systems (cough cough shitcord)
idea of my lib would be to have something like this: (sorry for paste.gg, jamie)
interface IMessages {
@Message("message.key.here")
void sendMessage(
@Receiver ExampleReceiver receiver,
@Placeholder("placeholder1") ExamplePlaceholder placeholder1,
@Placeholder(flags = {"flag1"}) ExamplePlaceholder inferredFromParamName, // javac -parameters
// Placeholder resolvers can receive these and use them appropriately;
// e.g. have one flag for getting username, and another to sanitise it for bad words
@Flag(type = ExamplePlaceholder.class, name = "flag1")
@Flag(type = String.class, name = "flag1")
boolean flag
);
}
Moonshine.builder(IMessages.class)
.resolve(new ExamplePlaceholderResolver())
.resolve(new ReceiverResolver())
.build() // Cache this! Heavy boy!
.sendMessage(receiver, placeholder, placeholder, true);
just how those resolvers will work is not totally clear in my plans yet, but we'll see how it folds out. i'm not the type to have a completed thing without rewriting it 70 times anyways
off topic:
if you have a normal Inventory field and a standard setInventory(Inventory inventory) { this.inventory = inventory; }, if you call setInventory and pass in a PlayerInventory, I wonder what sort of information is lost if any? Armor, probably, right?
@placid thicket how did you put a number sign in your username?
it'll store the PlayerInventory, simple
so can I just check instanceof and cast?
this runt will pay
it just wont give you the API for it, so if PlayerInventory returns differently than a normal Inventory for its API, it'll be different
yes
i have a bounty on him
Ill reread it when I'm at a pc and the line endings are clearer - but I like the look of that
10,000 diamonds
corryalpha
@brave radish you on a computer? should just be shift + 3
Object thing = true;
if (thing instanceof Boolean && (Boolean) thing) {
// This is fine! It's not lost, it was just a less specific type.
}
ik how to type it, it says I can't put a number sign in my username
i'm changing my server nickname not my actual username
ye, was just wondering cause I write a PlayerInventory in an Inventory, save it to db, and later potentially in a different runtime entirely, I load it out of db and try to set it on a player and shit is going wonky
so it's probably that I need to cast
ty bby
ah that makes more sense. this is my only server except enginehub anyway lol
slaap!
ok
Sleep is for weak.
see u there
😊

weebs
😳

duck is a weeb now?
What time is it where you are proxi?
no
.wa time in sweden
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weak
a
🙈
only 12 am
Cursed
Ah, an hour ahead of GMT then cool
omg
.g want some cawfee
is that a kashike
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PLEAD
ok that didnt work
always an hour ahead of ya ^^
Also simple, 12 isn't that late haha
considering i get up around 6, its fairly late
weak
I know, I'm partially memeing. I suffer from severe insomnia and constantly stay up into ungodly hours :D
basically
proxi is on grandma' times
How would I go around administrating a single win 10 system?
carefully
Anyone have any guides or something
hopping on an admin account?
o.O
by replacing it with linux
what guides are you looking for...?
If you scroll up that’s what I tried to do
dont worry, just stay up all night and you can get to bed before its late tomorrow 
guys, who do i do the entire thing
.g how to create administrator account windows 10
Get the steps for creating a local user or administrator account in Windows 10.
I do that a lot to maintain my sleep schedule lmao, it sucks
I mean, school schedule

The earliest I tend to start work is 9, occasionally 8. But I'm not in till Saturday now 🎉
Blocking exe’s, adding network drives for all users etc
imagine sticking to sleep schedule
typically need win pro for that so you can use group policy
Yeah I just installed pro
if you have win pro then look up group policy tutorials ig
go get a book on it, basically
Ok thanks
I was pretty good over lockdown 1 with a sleep schedule actually - not intentionally, but I just got into a routine.
@glossy bronze you corry alpha?
I mean, I'm naturally a night owl
wait you're not a cat?
So, typical like schedules are kinda hard to maintain unless I like push myself to sleep at a "sane" time
I generally just go to bed when I feel tired 
I kinda want to sleep to get up early. But I also have my final thesis due in 24 hours...
ehh cat i feel you. sucks if you want to work a day job and feel ok lol
once or twice i have passed out for 10+ hours in strange places because i just ran out and shut down
So, prof is stalling
I just sleep around my commitments tbh, which is basically just work at the moment (fuck covid lol)
ooo
And then basically gonna crazy smash a crate of monster and git shizzle done
@potent fossil mfw accidentally stumbled upon the devs intro band 
like the bathroom, passed out in the shower with the water running for 10 hours... so glad i didn't have to pay my water bills in that appartment! also glad for near infinite hot water
wut dat 
oh god, my bff messaged me before, she managed to get covid :L
Devs is a dope show
send informations
I hope she recovers quickly cat, sending best wishes.
.g Devs show
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server now using 32 chunk render distance with no noticeable performance hits. i can see forever
Simple should I do personal or organisation?
Tbqh, if there was one of my friends who I knew was probably gonna get it, it would be her
read the text oskar
oskar disable networking and don't use a microshit account :)
That's the best way.
Like, she's muslim, and anybody who knows muslim families is just... Even early on they had issues as their mother was sick and had persistent issues with people just showing up unannounced and such
Is it worth making an organisation, that’s what I meant
gotta admire their commitment to family and community, but, damn
I work in retail, and I'm in awe all the time that I haven't got it tbh
at least in liverpool we seeem to be kinda doing okay
I think that there's an overly obvious level of "if we're gonna get it, we're gonna get it" going on
But, most people I've seen will put a mask on in supermarkets, etc
In fairness, where I live it's not really been bad until now.
I moved from a place right before it had an outbreak explosion 
See, that's the one thing that pissed me off with the travel restrictions
Because they'd be like, "in 2 days, you're not allowed to re-enter the country", pretty much
So you'd have people flooding in in metric volues from these high risk places often needlessly and carrying a virus which can take like a week to show symtoms for many
It's like, gg
organization is usually for multiple computers connected to an activedirectory server
since you're doing literally a single win 10 pc
probably not
using elytra to load chunks on a server with 1 GB ram and i dont even run into the chunk border and keep a steady 20 TPS. We had 7 players on earlier and experienced no lag.
Anyone who says you need 2GB for a small minecraft server is a liar
I still stand by - don't use a microshit account :)
What version is this? And what CPU?
And what plugins (if any) are you running?
looks like PE if anything lol
Nope, Java.
Which Paper version?
Not paper
altho paper is good for larger servers
Okay which server and what Minecraft version?
Fabric, 1.16.4
Well I don't know shit about Fabric.
And I'd wager most people here don't mess with Fabric either.
good night ocelot :-)
G'night proxi :)
Proxi 🥺 
its pretty good. no compromises to vanilla game play to cut lag
most of lag cutting depends on chunk rendering
When people here say you want more than 2GB they're A) talking about Paper and B) talking about people running Towny/SlimeFun monstrosities.
Paper is good for larger servers because it works on other optimizations more so
I know, i wasnt referring to paper users specifically though
just wanted to show its possible in 2021
You message kinda implied Paper, given where we were.
You can run a bone stock vanilla paper server on 2GB of RAM and 2 decent cores.
If you have no plugins.
our 2G recommendation is primarily on the concept of "it's better to have more than not enough"
sure, you can easily run on 1G, just, you're gonna have a better experience on 2G
And also "you have 300 plugins so maybe you need some more RAM"
many people once they start adding plugins often have issues because of how tight 1G really is for modern MC, especially when we've got more stuff using threads, etc
A lot of lobby worlds run on 1-2GB and have a bunch of players in them sometimes.
I was running a 1.16.4 Paper server with no plugins at all on a single core VM with 3GB and it ran fine with 4 players on.
that is with 2 players and until you have it generate chunks
What makes his monstrous? Troll plugins?
theres just a lot of stuff
i have 800 MB
oh no i understand that, no shade to paper devs or their recommendations.
cool. good to know
Okay but you're running Fabric. I have no idea what Fabric's RAM usage is.
hey, due to 1.16.5 update, could I ask if there is a high risk with incompatible plugins from 1.16.4?
Low risk.
no risk
pretty much zero unless the plugins are doing dumb things
afaik its a small hotfix
okay, thank you so much
i believe mapping changes were made, so impl-dependent plugins might break
you can connect with 1.16.4 to 1.16.5 servers and vice versa
though, that should be expected anyhow.
so if ur scared of upgrading then dont ¯_(ツ)_/¯
mappings version wasnt bumped but some names changed
the relocation wasn't changed
oh thats interesting - I wonder if that's changed since I last used spigot (circa 2015), or I'm just misremembering
I think theyve been doing it for a while at least since 1.8
that's been how Bukkit's done relocation since the beginning, spigot just kept the same thing
I still don't get the magic number VS relocation version etc.
Like why both of them exist?
don't worry, you are not alone :)
You mean the thing in unsafe?
That was the response to people complaining that he didn't version mappings properly or consistently
see the link above savageCat
But why are there 2 separate things to do the same thing? I guess relocation forces plugins to break, while magic numbers need smart devs to check them.
Because he refuses to develop a constant strategy for it
I still think its an impl thing, and you should expect breakages every single mc version but whatever
that's literally just a cop out for him adopting a sane pattern or guidelines of when to do the jump
But he breaks it even during same version, no?
I mean, other month he released a version, iirc he then relocate it after some complaints that he didn't because of the scale of the mapping changes, then he reverted it because people where upset, then he reverted that
well, given the magic constant - plugin devs should rely on that for breakages over mc version I guess.
I think the relocation is totally unnecesery tbh.
But relocation force-breaks plugin on startup, making it not enable and make mess.
If it was written by a dev who is dum and didn't check the magic number.
ah, he bumped on release, then reverted, then reverted the revert
I wish there was a better way to handle it all.
https://hub.spigotmc.org/stash/projects/SPIGOT/repos/craftbukkit/commits/3af81c717980b5e114cb27029e7ee8f1defac841#pom.xml
https://hub.spigotmc.org/stash/projects/SPIGOT/repos/craftbukkit/commits/dd10b375c2bca25cf5f7acf2a832895839dcbaf0
https://hub.spigotmc.org/stash/projects/SPIGOT/repos/craftbukkit/commits/a489dd4ac94dea845adad4efc5978e242ae891ab
Maybe once paper hard forks there will be time to think about it?
well its an impl detail, so plugin developers need to be careful either which way.
The relocations and the unstable mappings are what cause 99% of the issues with developers
They're capable of dealing with versioning themselves
and the sane mappings would solve 99.999% of the reasons why bukkit originally started the relocations
its not a trivial task to have comprehensive mappings cat :p
But Mojang mappings don't guarantee that they won't change function name etc, right?
as I understand, they do change names
Which is why fabric has the unique function names generated, iirc.
The biggest concern was that mojang would drop a release, bukkit would drop theirs, and some rando a method that somebody was calling is now secretly setTheWorldOnFire
well among other reasons, fabric predates mojang publishing their mappings.
so to be clear, thats not why fabric have intermediary mappings.
we're adopting sane mappings from mojang, so a lot of the concerns disappear, it's really down to plugin authors to determine how they wanna deal with it
am of the mind that removing the relocations and providing more stable mappings for developers would be a lot saner option vs coin flip "do we break it on them"
Mojmap and Adventure are the future
Would we be expected to check if all of the functions we use exist in OnEnable?
bro when and how does new mojang accounts get implemented? im thinkin im gonna miss it and miss out on my cape
Depends really on what you're doing
What if function name changes content, but original content is moved to a new function or smth?
Like, manual version checks are one option
Are there solid plans to hard fork?
nothing written in stone yet
hard... fork?
Like, it's been a dream for years, but, the tooling is finally getting into place, etc
Breaking away from spigot, basically
fork me harder
😮 thats waht i thought it meant LOL im not dumb
I wouldn't be doing it without hangar, and probably would not be doing it without planning something to make it super easy for plugin devs in the future.
mmmmmm hardfork mojmap and adventure
There are plans, as soon as Mini can get some more beer and finish hangar and paperweight.
The future is nice
yeah wait till hangar is properly established first
@olive marlin Your nickname doesn't read 1.16.5 :(
zzzCat forgive my simple mind but whats the benefit? doesnt piggybacking off of spigots work help paper devs?
There's more technical feats addressed than social feats sitting around, baically
No, because we're compounded by upstream
that too
craftbukkit also sucks @spare venture
Because I'm not on 1.16.5 yet. It was just released 2 days ago and I have my final thesis due in 23 hours lol
e.g. upstreams refusal to break API which shoulda been broken in 2014 still remains a massive headache for the platform
oh damn lol
i have my business process modeling final tomorrow 
Yeah I agree.
and if the flattening was anything to show, spigot would sooner break it's back clutching onto 6 year old plugins than move the API forward
spigot is ran like a dictatorship too
Is someone gonna write Rosetta for Spigot to Paper plugins
well if y'all think this is best course of action then im happy & look forward to hard paper
CAN WE CALL THE HARD FORK CARDSTOCK
hard paper yes
short term, spigot plugins should remain compat
That's what deprecation is for.. annoy people with warnings so devs update plugins for 6-12 months, then rip out the shit code.
embrace the joys of asm
call it cardboard
someone's going to do a thing to runtime rewrite plugins lol
long term, our intent is to move the API forward, not sit on our back waiting on the off chance we get things like custom dimension support
Don't give me any ideas
lol deprecation in spigot
reject modernity, embrace asm
you mean mark it as deprecated then never yoink it
There's already 2 plugin platforms
The bukkit way.
bukkit+ and sponge
bukkit just literally hasn't moved forwards in years
i mean hell, there's stuff that's deprecated that is deprecated for no reason
I haven't met anyone unironically running Sponge
Deprecation without a solid time based or version based plan is basically worth shit all.
i meant among spigot/paper lol thers plenty other forks of stuff
a big family of mc server forks
theres around 1k sponge servers
sponge is real :)
the ItemInHand shit still pisses me off
Sponge is stuck on 1.12 though
sponge is a nice concept
where do you think mixin and configurate came from
it's just managed by some horrible people
am waiting for sponge 8
runs
I concur
(jk, I love you spongey fellows ❤️ )
Sponge is working on 1.15/1.16. Which would be nice
And that says a lot, I spend time around you guys
its in the works last iheard
The thing is that there are many tools in the community which have been developed, and there are many which make sense to bundle in or look into adopting
ah yes 1.12
I'd like a SpongeForge server in my network that isn't ancient.
the worst thing is that there's compatibility and shit from 5 years ago for some reason
e.g. adventure, a decent component API which is already cross platform and doesn't need us to have yet another chat API
mixins would be super nice
those are dev builds tho 🙂
@zealous wedge Are you a Sponge contrib
.g how old is 1.8
@spare venture Here
yes dejay
"Minecraft 1.8 is 6 years, 4 months, 16 days old and counting!"
Too old! (Click the link to get the exact time)
YES I WROTE THAT FROM FUCKING MEMORY
How many domains does this person own
Oh it's Phoenix
how much are .today domains lol
pretty cheap
$2.98/yr on Namecheap
for the first year
i want a .beer domain but i cant think of a use for it
then ditch to cloudflare like i do
renewal is ~15
<$3/yr barty.
ah makes sense
12 month joke is worth $3.
Cloudflare supports today though
It looks like Cloudflare supports all the Donuts domains though
has anyone ever tried regionalizing their server? like google translating everything and hosting in another country to see how ur setup fares in different cultures?
I’ve seen people try to use google translate to talk to me before and it sounds pretty stupid so no
dont really care how they call someone a noob in their respective language
Nice aber.
dont need handrails if you dont have hands
Boat docks usually don't have handrails because boats don't have hands.
to release in another country, you gotta have staff who can speak that language, the ability to maintain your translations, etc
i've seen translator plugins
PlayerInventory newInventory = (PlayerInventory) Bukkit.createInventory(null, InventoryType.PLAYER);
java.lang.ClassCastException: class org.bukkit.craftbukkit.v1_16_R3.inventory.CraftInventoryCustom cannot be cast to class org.bukkit.inventory.PlayerInventory (org.bukkit.craftbukkit.v1_16_R3.inventory.CraftInventoryCustom and org.bukkit.inventory.PlayerInventory are in unnamed module of loader 'app')
k
my motto: learn english or fuck off
the one i used wasn't async lol which was a big issue
doesnt mean they will make sense
throw a sentence in google translate and then convert it back to english
its going to be a mess
im gonna stick a server in their country LOL im trynna do business not colonize for america
and youre gonna have a pain of a time managing staff if theres a language barrier
yeah well i dont bother communicating with people who dont bother learning the language of the internet
LOL language of the internet damn thats kinda true
createInventory only supports a few built-in inventories
please kill me lmao
if ur 12 and dont know it thats fine, but dont talkt o me then ;3
im trying to write a converter and I need to convert to a PlayerInventory. I guess I can do this real hacky like and log in, and use my player as a workspace just so I can fucking have access to a PlayerInventory object
minecraft is a joy
Minecraft is so much fun!
Yeah super nice out this evening
ok that was kinda fun to watch but ultra stupid that i needed to do that
Do what
had a db of a bunch of playerdata with player inventories done in a really stupid way, needed to write a converter to get them stored in a format that would be much easier to just toss into a player's inventory without extra unnecessary stupidity
Ahh
so, had to load all the Inventory objects and needed a temporary PlayerInventory so I could place items into the armor/extra/contents and then serialize that
but can't construct that normally, so I had to log in and hijack my user as a temporary workspace
was fun watching thousands of inventories get thrown around in my player inv while it ran
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
nah
Robo 

Simple 
imma build a CO alternative forreals this time, any idea on how the db should look or should I instead start on the storage interface first
CO?
coreprotect
Yeah he does
Intelli 
I built one but it was rushed for databases class, so the code is pretty bad but learned how 2 make sum pretty kewl diagrams
I think I tried to jam one many to many in there but I don't think there really is one of those there lol
they wanted something that looks like this tho (I think export to pdf may have messed this up a lil) https://techfortress.azurewebsites.net/ApplicationFrameHost_2021-01-17_17-16-26.png
Sweet
anyone own a yubikey? worth it?
No but I'm also interested in that question 
I see quite a handful of sites doing it an my lazy ass would benefit from not having to type in a code if i dont have to
what's that?
yubikey but with fingerprint auth
camotoy 
Hello!
no
camotoy 
I greatly enjoy mine.
so it really is just 2fa but hardware not software
probably would get the USB-A and NFC one
so it would work with phone and computer
if I were to get one
Yeah, that sounds like the one I have.
i havent even implemented normal 2fa yet on my sites
only because no fucken clue how
all i see are the authy ones like i got screwed out of my coinbase account one time
I have a yubikey, it's quite nice
the yubikey 5c is nice, bc it can plug directly into my phone
i write all my passwords OTPs on a piece of paper and then feed it to my dog, that way no one will ever find them
this isnt about passwords it's about the step between passwords and signing in 😤
lmfao
"No, sorry, my dog ate my password, can you just reset it"
i do agree, why bother signing in when you can just not have passwords 
kashike 
so even though the site it mentions is political, it is worth sharing here too
for a "social media" site
See
Something tells me that the devs where more playing "look at these htops" rather than using a sane setup
all i recognize is a lot of ram
look at this neofetch!
yeah that's buyvm iirc
fucking stupid lmao
hm?
the requirements
buyvm was in contact with parler i believe
ur yike
Kashike have you been to five guys
how
wdym how
I ordered dinner from them tonight
Not been to a physical FG though
great borgurs
yee
fries are mid-tier tho
how many requests though
bruh i dont know
This site specifically is 60k requests, 870 MB served (868 MB of which was cached)
oh i thought you were talking about server
yes i would willingly accept if they were good
i prefer my fries circumsized, sorry

for my site ive served 2gb at 2000 requests
what are you serving
idk tbh
idk whats in that data
but i do have some images on my site
and i may or may not have shared a gif link or 2
yeah and the aforementioned site is a meme website, i dont doubt most of those requests are images
Though to be fair
Do you expect discord to serve everything when someone favorites it?
im that one person who does self host eeeeeee
i'd technically save money if i switched to self host
Chew💕
if you have 1) the proper hardware, 2) the proper bandwidth, 3) a firewall, and 4) the know how then there is no problem homehosting
i only have a 3.6 gigahertz cpu
indeed
cowards, lemme see all my objects
I understand that feeling
No no
spell icpu 
No need to deny it
i have plenty of cups
I see pee, you?
only 3 hour shift tonight bois, holiday tomorrow
Yay
whenever i do the start all servers, my cpu goes AAAAAAAAAA
@mental meadow go to bed wtf
Oh there's a delete button
wtf
It's really cuddly!!! Wanna join?

now that's a yike
Me or aws or both?
watch it charge me for deleting literally 0 B of data

delete the delete markers by applying delete markers to the delete markers
imagine sleeping instead of rushing to get out that update that you promised everyone to get out but has tons of bugs
no ily
am i a transgender
what
what a twist
Well that's a question you have to answer yourself
thats a question that im having a real hard time answering myself

and heres a person with a hand on a ski

If you need help you can DM me but I probably won't reply until tomorrow

hmm today i will decide to open my work browser

yeah we have been ruined by the internet haven't we



I was raised by the internet and I'm a well adopted person
Don't worry
in other news
Cat is
fuck you, %random_person%
well-adopted? you were adopted by a well?
I don't believe you
ERROR: %random_person% is not a valid placeholder!
PAPI broken?

i will fight you
I'll cut you
cat rn
with a butter knife
my cat is so hungry
another non-actioned threat
cat is weak these days
he used to be much more dangerous
is this bad
then again he also used to purr when i pet him but now he just growls whenever anyone gets within 5 inches of him
can you even hold a knife atm cat
oi m8 got a loicense for that knoife
You can join me my bed is nice and warm, I've been laying in here contemplating everything for the last 5 hours
That's The reason why I'm still awake, so I can sleep while gf is working
Like in general or right now
Right now and foreseeable future aka Monday 
Probably


Ah yes
p. sure thats konnichwa or something
The first one is hello
Hi
My Japanese is good enough for that
I remember that one, coz writing that with IME is fun
I can speak english but not good
the words spelt like konnichiha or something like that to get IME to do it properly
is fun
You can use Google translate if you need to :)
ok 🙂
I always wanted to learn japanese ;-;
I want to use good english better than now^^
The good news is that english is one of the most sane and logical languages ever
Learning another language is hard, but having to learn another alphabet on top of that is even worse
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He's considered a cat
an owner/co owner of the discord
yes zzzcat is the leader
someone who makes important decisions
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Do you want notable? xD
ugh no...
Ererrrrrrmmm, we don't really have any individual who serves as leadership, i general refer people to kash :L
depends on the nature of the bot, really
あいうえお!
yeah I've been advertising it to a few other discords
We have that at I-S
yeah, I messaged notmyfault about it a little while ago
ah yes, NYF, NMF's evil twin
I can bring it up internally if you want
I didn't see him ask lol
he might've pmed one of the core team members, not sure
or he lied


¯_(ツ)_/¯
anyway, it's got all the paper docs
well all the ones worth adding
along with docs for a bunch of popular plugins and tools
and if you guys need any more, I'm happy to add them

wow
Ofc
invite is under the usage tab for the bot https://github.com/PiggyPiglet/DocDex#usage-1
God Youtube recommendations are so weird but also so good
Now it got me hooked watching some guy trimming cows hooves
https://www.youtube.com/c/DadhowdoI/videos
this is cute
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he starts his video with "Hey kids" 😭
That channel is so nice
How to shave your face.
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this is so wholesome
Like didn't he talk about how he just wanted to do those videos for kids who might not have a dad or their dad didn't teach them
I remember learning how to shave
He grew up w/o a dad, and then taught himself all this so he could teach his own kids
My mother told me the stuff was :L
My mom thought he how to shave bc my dad sucks lol
yea my entire childhood my dad was a raging alcoholic, he's been sober for 3 years now but his entire sobriety has been my adulthood
i try to talk to him but it's like, idk. kinda like talking to a friend, not a dad
it's weird
I know that feeling
Plus realizing that like 80% of why I need therapy is probably because of him

I got sleeping issues
I was lucky and got to move in with my grandparents for a few years, was done with home so kinda went there to cool off and kinda ended up sticking there for a few years, was good
ok god damn it i've been shaving wrong my entire life
this channel actually just helped me
how have you been shaving wrong? o.O
he put shaving cream on while his skin was dry, i always got my face damp first
not sure why
just felt right
he forgot to wet it and said he forgot to
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I just randomly move the razor along until everything is gone lol
You can shave without damping, but, it generally helps as it sorta opens up the pores a bit or something iirc
But actually pro tip use conditioner (for your hair) instead of shaving cream, it's so much better
yeah he just said that in the vid, I just decided to talk w/o full context 😂
just gotta try different creams, really
Well, not creams, shave butter is what they call it
hands, face, hair, body. i use conditioner as well, as that is just soap, but for cleaning, that
shaving too, works as shaving cream
it's basically more creamy and moistens up the hairs so they cut better
wat
Does it work as lube doe?
😄
Wtf is all that writing on the bottle
is that just there for when you're poopin?
i haven't read it all, but a lot of it is ways to use the soap and instructions for diluting it
like for toothpaste, you put it in water first so you aren't literally brushing with 100% concentrated soap
tells you the mixture to do
the top is like some bible shit, which i ignore
from the hot water tap that you absolutely do not drink out of, right?
Are you serious
Like, tryna rinse out the sink with cold water is a bitch
I was doing it wrong for so many years
Cat discovering that hot water cleans better than cold water, wondering why the dishwasher always used hot water
Well, we can drink out of the hot water tap these days as it's from the same supply like and the combi boiler tank is tiny and not exposed to the elements
Well, yea, but, I thoght that the hairs sticking to the bowl where just what everybody competed with
Just recalling the Tom Scott vid I watched where he was talking about dead mice in people's hot water tanks
Coz, like, hot water = energy and energy usage baaad
Yea, that was a real issue D:
Like, nobody ever looked after those tanks, so they're just up in the attic
That's disgusting lmao
hot water tanks in the attic?
Still better than showering in Ethiopia
Like, it would be a proper tank with like a float valve or something iirc, and it would have like a top, but, the top would generally start rusting away after like 10-20 years
Do you just use water heating appliances now? We just get cold water from the main and if we want it hot, it goes through the water heater first before continuing the journey
They defo did not survive as long as they should have type deals
yea most are tankless now, but even then hot water tanks for us are in garages
But, yea, everybody is moving to combi boilers these days
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not in the attic of all places
What if I told you it was already out
idk why you'd want to have a tank of anything with water above your floors
I mean, having the tank was handy at times
Like, if the water supply goes off, the tank is generally designed to be large enough to store water for like a few days most
yea that's like the only use case I see for having it up top
We lived in an area where burst mains where kinda like common
not having water in the kitchen but being able to shamefully grab a glass from the bathroom was horrible now that I look back, but, you know, desperate times call for desperate measures
How to jump start a car.
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I had my wife help me with the camera this time since there were quite a few steps. :0)
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that intro joke
"Hey kids, so, mom calls me ..."
so wholesome =(
I was on a Roadtrip with 3 friends and none of them knew how to jumpstart a car or change the blinker lights
That felt really nice being the only girl in the group:D
I need a portable jump kit
did you top up the blinker fluid?
kek
ya, you just get AAA
might as well put my insurance money 2 use
This one time I had to bloody bump start a minivan
We got one of those now simple they are really great
Still had enough charge after laying in the back of the car for 4 years
i have AAA, but for a simple jumpstart on an old car that dies just for fun whenever it feels like is a waste
need AAA for an actual emergency
also I was the only one without a driving license, don't they teach that shit
no
no
They test if you can drive a car, and that's the end of it
I didn't even get to use my own car on my driver test because they were like "no it's too old"
kek
they told me how to do that
for me jump starting is ez cos I used to deal with HV substation panels, so, one would hope I can bloody jump start a car
Not even that old, but 89
But, i mean
you need to be taught if you're under 18
I'd hope so cat lol
They wanted me to use my mom's car which is an 06
weird
most people wouldn't be able to put the batteries in a remote if there wasn't a pretty picture
I mean it is kinda counter intuitive in my mind to connect + with +
the capacity of a car battery is fucking crazy, they're designed for dumping like a hundred amps or something, iirc
you're charging a battery
I know how it works, it just seems wrong for some reason
But, I mean, it's a generally trivial thing to jump a car, but, it's not something that's taught, and I wouldn't trust like 90% of drivers to deal with that
well you are charging so you are reversing the normal process
Like you can't put + to + on a magnet kinda wrong
think of it like that
But, I mean, it's like changing a tire
It's a simple thing which you'd hope all drivers could do, but, majority don't
I ain't ever owned a car and can do those two things
normally your battery is on discharge role so to charge it you are reverting the chemical process that's normally happening in your battary
the part that freaks people out about a tire change i think is propping up the car
which is like 
but the bolts and removing the tire is easy enough
tbh, that is horrible as the mounting points on some cars is just fucking moronic
you're just there, car mounted up, and all you're worried about is "is this next move gonna be what sends it to the floor 😄
Oh I got a little obd2 bluetooth adapter thingy that's really interesting
Reading all the sensor data while driving
My grandpa had a wired one iirc
Because we have some useless digital fuel gauge and no temperature gauge
he was having some issues with his car so ended up grabbing one to figure out wtf it was
Mine is 32 years old now
remember him being pissed off about that one too, think he got the whole exhaust replaced
that first one is like the 5th renewal
Like, with the UK, you're only talking a few hundred miles to get from where we was to like london
most of the travel in the UK is generally like 20, 30 minute drives
he worked from home for like a good few years there and had like a yearly trip down to plymouth
their hospital there is bloody huge
I literally drive 20-30 minutes and am not even to the next town in california yet
most stuff is generally localish here unless you live rural, in which case it's a car drive if you wanna go for a shit almost
might be just getting there with a few more mins
Hey guys, I'm not sure where to post this question so I'm going to post it here. I'm wondering what you guys do to keep you servers secure from people trying to attack your PC from the port MC uses
and possibly how you guys protect from DDOS
Kash did tea arrive yet? :C
use Paper, that's about it
That's The reason why I have my server at ovh
servers secure
attack your pc from the port mc uses
I can hear that gif
Erm, if MC is the only thing listneing on that port, it's the only thing they'll be able to talk to on that port?
a lot of people don't understand how that works
port forwarding MC does not expose your machine to any more risks than general
Time to go back to hunting on google for stuff
any risk is stuff you run on your own machine, which can open ports without you knowing anyways
just an open port itself is rarely a problem unless there's some bad software running. MC has had plenty issues with crashing, and some issues with their authentication servers letting ppl steal accounts, but not issues with the software itself having real security risks
tcpshield to help with ddos attacks i guess
wat u looking for
okay, thanks guys!
Not something I can talk about in public








