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still cosmos
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premium plugins
no

visual egret
vernal moth
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man

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I just configured a PC config for a friend, we wants to spend like 1.6k euro

iron zephyr
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Sounds like a significant time commitment that I can’t make 😂😂

vernal moth
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fucking half of that goes to a fucking gpu

unreal quarry
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kicked for "you have exceeded your number of connections per hour. please try again later"

still cosmos
visual egret
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i remember when i was isolating i set myself a goal to make a new minigame every 2-3 days. i failed on the 3rd minigame but you can go try @iron zephyr

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also mini thanks for helping me set the ssh thing up

vernal moth
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I helped?

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thats cool

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so I qualify for a beer

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before I have to look at billy PRs

visual egret
still cosmos
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Mini will always find a way to let himself drink more beer.

vernal moth
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of course

visual egret
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now i gotta implement it in production cat_what

vernal moth
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ok, so how the fuck do you cure a villager?

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lol

waxen panther
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isn't it like splash healing potions and golden apples or something

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might just be the potions

vernal moth
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ok, ill try that

next wind
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weakness potions iirc

vernal moth
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after I figured out how I injected one 😂

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I know how to play this game I swear

waxen panther
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yeah weakness potion and golden apple

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i was 75% right :')

visual egret
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its splash weakness and gapple

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oh

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nvm brocc said it first

still cosmos
next wind
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does it have to be a splash though?

still cosmos
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ofc

next wind
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i think it can be normal as well

still cosmos
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no it cannot

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Zombie Villager won't be able to get the effect

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Mini, how do you make a fletching table?

visual egret
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alright i think im ready to make a proper login system after watching a tom scott video

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lets find out if i can

vernal moth
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ah zombie villager have a spawn egg, thats easier

next wind
vernal moth
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just use oauth for login and dont store passwords at all

golden gust
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Guys

visual egret
golden gust
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I've found beauty

waxen panther
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bet

golden gust
still cosmos
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........

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Cat, just

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Just

golden gust
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Please tell me

still cosmos
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I don't have any words to describe my disappointment

waxen panther
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ok but

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pause button ?

golden gust
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How many times have you reeaaallly wanted to go for a pee, but, been unable to because literally 0 action and "it's coming, any minute"

visual egret
golden gust
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Only to sit through minutes of crap, and have to run to the bathroom after waiting due to the imminent risk of peeing oneself right as the actually actually kicks back up again

still cosmos
golden gust
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You never watch movies with your frien...

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oh, nvm

coarse lily
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Haha I've used runpee for years.

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It's pretty handy.

still cosmos
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Cinemas are dumb

golden gust
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Yea, I never really bother with cinemas

left swift
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This papermc discord 2.0 we dont have irl friends here

golden gust
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I just have these things called friends where we chill around on the sofa, maybe grab some scran, light up a few joi... erm... sandwiches, and enjoy

still cosmos
left swift
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What

upper flicker
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cat wants to get rid of everyone

golden gust
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implying I care enough about you to get rid of you

left swift
golden gust
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lol

upper flicker
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its like a weekly thing that he tries to close the door behind me and lock it

left swift
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Lock u in the paper discord cuz u cant leave

quasi valley
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cat just wants to shit on everyone's rugs

golden gust
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^

still cosmos
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Cat needs therapy at this point

golden gust
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i tried, they gave up

left swift
still cosmos
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that still doesn't explain why you don't go do something that won't hurt your mental health as much as being here

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are you stuck in a basement? 👀

vernal moth
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we are his therapy :huggles:

visual egret
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i just got an advent calendar today

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cant wait to get diabeetes from eating 10 chocolates

still cosmos
vernal moth
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wat

still cosmos
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Cat needs therapy at this point
i tried, they gave up
we are his therapy :huggles:

upper flicker
vernal moth
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starts handing out 🍺

still cosmos
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is that how your therapy works

upper flicker
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ah there we are, much better

still cosmos
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you just give beer until their mental health stabilizes?

upper flicker
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or until their liver fails

vernal moth
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proven to work perfectly all the time

still cosmos
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So Proxi became a bully, Cat wants to shit on everyone's rugs, and Mini is giving people therapy by giving them beer

I love this server

desert frost
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The cure for depression is alcohol poisoning

visual egret
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!uwuStatusSenpai!' should be a good mysql password

worn ember
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yeah i dont think so

worn ember
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pp smoll

vernal moth
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do I regret this? idk

coarse lily
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Is Java some kind of GAME to you?!

worn ember
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yes

vernal moth
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its fun cause you guys don't know what I am doing

coarse lily
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I never know what anyone is doing.

woven otter
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what's miniscript

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is it script but smaller?

upper flicker
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miniscript is the code name

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the release name is miniskript

vernal moth
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"smaller"

woven otter
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big boi

coarse lily
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It’s a fork of JavaScript

woven otter
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yes mini what are you doing

vernal moth
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clearly I know what I am doing

coarse lily
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Apparently he’s tracing stacks.

vernal moth
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idk, maybe the project is already ded again

woven otter
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ded project

cunning raft
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skript 2.0 OOOO

wide chasm
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As if there aren't enough Skript-like plugins already

waxen panther
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mini fix MM i cant send <3's to my mc wife Sadge

vernal moth
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whats wrong with MM?

woven otter
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simp

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she isn't even real

waxen panther
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< breaks parsing

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ur not real duck

woven otter
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brocc breaks fun

waxen panther
cosmic raft
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hm

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external SSD (or internal SSD + external case) anyone recommends?

waxen panther
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I've always gone with the external case + internal ssd because they're a little cheaper usually

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downside is they're less durable

cosmic raft
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doesn't answer my question - asking for product recommendations :p

vernal moth
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ok, screw my idea

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ill go with grakkit instead

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it seems nice

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after I fixed a ton of issues in their default config

waxen panther
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oh i thought you were asking if people recommended one type over the other

vernal moth
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its nice

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basically debuggery, but good

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runs

cosmic raft
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self

vernal moth
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its JS

cosmic raft
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SO?

vernal moth
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self is pretty common

woven otter
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self

cosmic raft
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@waxen panther so any to recommend?

waxen panther
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i have an enclosure made by UGREEN with an intel 660p (i think, not too sure on the exact model)

vernal moth
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this is fine

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lol

waxen panther
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UGREEN one comes with usb-c to usb-c though so, if dont need that there's probably cheaper ones

pulsar wigeon
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back in my day we just had a command to route all input to a beanshell interpreter

vernal moth
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ah yes

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beanshell

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that reminds me too much of work

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our cms has a beanshell

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and I need to use it to fix dum mistakes ppl make

pulsar wigeon
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but why is your jar 24mb

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bsh is all of like half a meg

vernal moth
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my project is ded

coarse lily
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@cosmic raft I’ve used a few of the Sabrent ones to good success. It seems like none of them are made by quality companies and they’re all just kinda meh. The Sabrent ones seemed the least shitty.

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I do know OWC makes an enclosure but it’s pricey.

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Actually the OWC one isn’t that pricey compared to the other decent ones

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$40 without drive. The others tend to be $20-30 if there’s not shit.

ashen cliff
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Can't avoid AsMedia. kekwhyper

worn ember
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AssMedia

viral hornet
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@quasi valley hi

worn ember
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@viral hornet hi

viral hornet
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@worn ember hi

twin lagoon
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@viral hornet hi

viral hornet
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@twin lagoon 🥺

coarse lily
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@viral hornet hi

viral hornet
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@coarse lily hi AmongUs_Red

coarse lily
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Haha

limber knotBOT
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every time I see your name I want a chicken pot pie

coarse lily
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That’s the idea.

spiral robin
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Hi

coarse lily
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Hi

desert frost
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magical web hook person

limber knotBOT
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yes, I am not a dumcordian

worn ember
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you are tho

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i know your secrets

limber knotBOT
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nah

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now if I used it primarily sure, but I don't

void void
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here i have something better

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(ns cljeval
  (:require [bukkitclj.api :refer [def-command message]]
            [clojure.string]))

(def-command {:name "cljeval"
              :permission "cljeval"}
  (fn [sender label args]
    (if (> (count args) 0)
      (let [code
            (try
              (read-string (clojure.string/join " " args))
              (catch Exception e
                (message sender (str "Failed to parse: " (.getMessage e)))))]
        (message sender (str "" (pr-str
                                 (try
                                   (eval code)
                                   (catch Exception e
                                     (str "Failed to eval: " (.getMessage e))))))))
      (message sender "You must provide code to evaluate"))))
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runs

cosmic raft
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my turn

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(fn whois 
    ([] (whois *author*))
    ([u] (if (number? u) (recur (*users* u)) (let [
        presence (u :presence)
        pcolor ({"ONLINE" [110, 242, 77] "IDLE" [237, 207, 61] "DO_NOT_DISTURB" [209, 50, 52] "OFFLINE" [178, 178, 178]} (presence :status)) 
        fmt (-> (java.time.format.DateTimeFormatter/ofPattern "yyyy-MM-dd HH\\:mm\\:ss") (.withZone java.time.ZoneOffset/UTC)) ]
    (as->
      (embed-create (u :nick) (str "Created: " (.format fmt (-> u :id (bit-shift-right 22) (+ 1420070400000) (java.time.Instant/ofEpochMilli))) "\nJoined: " (.format fmt (u :joined)))) $ 
      (embed-thumb $ (u :avatar)) 
      (apply embed-color $ (if (= "STREAMING" (-> presence :activity :type)) [89 54 149] pcolor))
      (if (some? (presence :activity)) (embed-field $ (str/capitalize (-> presence :activity :type)) (or (if (some? (-> presence :activity :stream_url)) (str "[" (-> presence :activity :name) "](" (-> presence :activity :stream_url) ")") (-> presence :activity :name)) "Nothing") true) $)
      (if (= "STREAMING" (presence :activity)) (embed-field $ "Stream Link" (presence :streamurl) true) $)
      (if (> (count (u :roles)) 0) (embed-field $ "Roles:" (->> u :roles (map *roles*) (map :id) (filter (fn [id] (not= id (*guild* :id)))) (map (fn [id] (str "<@&" id "> (ID: " id ")"))) (str/join "\n")) false) $))))))
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:p

void void
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that can definitely be writter in a nicer way

upper flicker
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is this what hell looks like?

cosmic raft
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yes Z

void void
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nah this is average codebase i rework

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daily

vestal jasper
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Oh

potent fossil
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functional programming

void void
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simple just jelly

potent fossil
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why would i be jelly of that PES_AngeryCommunist

void void
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cuz u r

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:^)

potent fossil
limpid comet
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whatever you guys are dong, no

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real talk i dont get funnctonal programming

potent fossil
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dong you say

void void
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bluely remember freighter

limpid comet
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yse!

void void
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scheme based declarative system configuration is going to be implemented there soon

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:^)

limpid comet
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i understood like 3 of those words

void void
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like guix but 50% dumber

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git gud

limpid comet
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but good job mik

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ro

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very cool :pog:

void void
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so you're going to say more "no"

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lul

limpid comet
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isnt guix some gnu package managr thing

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oh its an os

void void
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it's both

limpid comet
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wtf

void void
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should get stabbed into eye

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or should at least step on a lego with full force

golden gust
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*should step on a british plug

void void
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or that

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no tbh ain't US plug worse?

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i remember a picture where dude stepped iphone charger into his heel

lean kiln
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lol

cosmic raft
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...how

lean kiln
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iphone chargers r dumb square

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more plugs are flat so the prongs don't even stick up if the plug is lying on the floor

cosmic raft
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3 vs 2

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UK would hurt more I say

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:p

potent fossil
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AU looks like an actual weapon

lean kiln
golden gust
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UK plug is perfectly designed to lay on the floor progs up

lean kiln
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I meant like the ones on the right there

void void
golden gust
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And, I mean, you'd literally have to be stupidly crazy and like, full foot force to do that I'd thing

void void
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both even

golden gust
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Yea, it's not like they even point up

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that picture is a travel adaptor which shows that it's ultra thicc, real british plugs are like 1/2 the depth, meaning that prong up or down is generally how they sit

waxen panther
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wouldn't more pins make it hurt less?

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spreading out the impact etc

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like the way you can stand on like 1000 pins and not feel anything

golden gust
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Thing is that US plugs more lie down on their body vs really sticking up

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So, god knows

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nebraska

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idky but I consider that 'nuff said

vernal moth
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Man that room, lol

golden gust
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Nebraska high school senior Julia Pechar, 18, was watching Netflix in her messy bedroom when she leaped up to get popcorn and landed on the charger

void void
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daaaamn

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bitches living like this

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🤢

desert frost
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Image isn't as bad as I expected

cosmic raft
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enjoy some nice music

void void
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it wasn't

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but just doesn't make you feel good

potent fossil
void void
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technically could get rid of (as-> ...) and make wrapper macros for embed-* fns but eh

void void
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i have other things to do so fuck that

cosmic raft
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well

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you neeed to keep in mind

void void
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if conditions in threading macros are always pain in ass

cosmic raft
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it needs to fit in a single discord message too

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it's from a discord bot

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lol

void void
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k-9?

cosmic raft
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mhm

knotty nebula
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Hey, this is a pretty basic question but if I have a server running on adress:25511 can I use a dns record to forward it to a domain and connect without the :25511 at the end? I already have another server running on my ip so can't change the port to 25565

void void
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yes

next frost
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look into srv records

knotty nebula
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Oh great, how would I do that?

golden gust
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SRV records

knotty nebula
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thanks!

coarse lily
potent fossil
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read up like 10 messages

void void
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that nasty girl who punctured her foot with a charger

coarse lily
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Oh yikes.

stiff yarrow
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bruh

coarse lily
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I didn't click that bit.

limpid comet
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i thought i was messy

coarse lily
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But that's a messy room.

limpid comet
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i still am, but less so

coarse lily
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I thought maybe it was a police raid.

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Or something.

void void
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made that paste smaller

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and better

potent fossil
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stoned af

lean kiln
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bruh that doesn't sound epic

potent fossil
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it ate an unattended edible, not the owner's fault lmao

lean kiln
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bruh if I left out edibles and my dog ate it then its my fault

potent fossil
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okay lol

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well the cat is fine

lean kiln
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lmao

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they usually come in sealed package anyway

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I guess if you made it

potent fossil
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she put it somewhere up high and went to use the restroom for 30 seconds, came back and that cat had attacked

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i think she did bake it yes

lean kiln
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the cat just looks so confused lol

potent fossil
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thats when the fun was just beginning

golden gust
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when will they ever learn

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drugs r bad

potent fossil
void void
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♪ ♫ ♬ Waiting for cyberpunk 2077, oh, When you would be here on my SSD.
Waiting for tonight, oh, I've dreamed of this game for so long. ♬ ♪ ♫

stiff yarrow
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Yeah the combat was always gonna be crap from what we heard in the previews

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I’m waiting on patches for it as well

void void
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I'll just refund it if it comes to that

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I heard you need to use today nvidia drivers

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if you have nvidia

stiff yarrow
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Yeah that’s why I’m staying away, I can tolerate bugs to an extent but not if it’s killing vibes

upper flicker
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Im probably going to wait for a couple weeks, maybe 3

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hopefully by then theyve got it figured out

waxen panther
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barty didn't you think cyberpunk was for neckbeard pc users anyway?

upper flicker
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even then, it looks pretty nice I can tolerate some stuff

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the combat being all bullet sponge is annoying but meh

stiff yarrow
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I was planning to do a stealth type play through like I did with deus ex

upper flicker
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got to have at least one issue I guess, still worth

waxen panther
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deus ex was amazing

potent fossil
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I mean it probably is not good for them, but it was an accident

stiff yarrow
potent fossil
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It's not like she wanted to get her cat high

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She wanted to get high lol

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And the cat was like "nope"

waxen panther
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Yeah, I'm sad it didn't sell too well. I would've loved a sequel

stiff yarrow
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It had a sequel

waxen panther
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the world was really good and so were the side missions

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yeah, i meant the most recent dues ex

stiff yarrow
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I haven’t played that one yet

waxen panther
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i think dues ex has had tonnss of games

stiff yarrow
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I was referring mostly to human revolution or we

potent fossil
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Although my doggo who passed in October was deteriorating pretty badly, and I'd give her CBD and sometimes some smokey smoke to relieve her pain and it helped

waxen panther
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Deus Ex: Mankind Divided was the one i was talking to specifically

potent fossil
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Miss that girl PES_SadHug

waxen panther
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but they're all good

stiff yarrow
stiff yarrow
potent fossil
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Well, she was dying anyway. It seemed to let her walk on her own for a little while and I wanted to give her that freedom

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So, oh well. Even if you do judge me, I don't care

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(Or anyone)

stiff yarrow
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If you guys need a not cyberpunk game to play I’m really getting into Tsushima now

coarse lily
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If you guys need a not cyberpunk game to play there's this cool game called Minecraft

void void
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playing the game is hardly amusing these days

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adding things to the game is more enjoyable in fact

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or strangling it until it works

visual egret
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its only fun with other people

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:)

void void
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maybe sometimes, when you really feel beating asses of cheaters premade with your premade full of pure noob luckers in hive bedwars

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but even that gets annyoing in a long run

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seems like hive fucked up at some point with their anticheat, kids are playing with various annoying cheats and won't be detected, ruining experience for everybody smh

visual egret
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I just append my random salt to my passwords/keys before hashing them, right?

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or what else do i do with the salt

wide chasm
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Append yes

wide chasm
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Can prepend as well, as long as it gets hashed with the password

visual egret
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    def create_server(self, hostname : str, secret_key : str):
        salt = binascii.hexlify(os.urandom(50))
        secret_key += salt

        self.cursor.execute("INSERT INTO machines (Hostname, Secret Key, Salt) VALUES (?, ?, ?)", (hostname, secret_key, salt))

this is fine then, right?

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oop

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i didnt hash it

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lol

wide chasm
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If you hash then it looks fine to me

visual egret
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    def create_server(self, hostname : str, secret_key : str):
        salt = binascii.hexlify(os.urandom(50))
        secret_key += salt

        secret_key = hashlib.sha512(secret_key)

        self.cursor.execute("INSERT INTO machines (Hostname, Secret Key, Salt) VALUES (?, ?, ?)", (hostname, secret_key, salt))
``` yup so im done
void void
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does it still use that dumb earth map

golden gust
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nou

left swift
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When is Mars map coming out

woven otter
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dont give him ideas

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sell them

coarse lily
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Opportunity!

limber knotBOT
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hmm

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should I make my server config repo public

coarse lily
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Is it novel?

limber knotBOT
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100+ plugins and mlg, I have yet to find any other meme serbur

worn ember
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ew irc pleb

limber knotBOT
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irc and pleb are two terms that cannot be mixed together

worn ember
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ok mr irc pleb

left swift
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My agent duck will be in contact with details about our 2 year term contract for use of Mars map

limber knotBOT
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wuts dat

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if it's LoL, borin game

worn ember
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dota

left swift
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Even worse

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Dota 2

limber knotBOT
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o

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the other boring game

worn ember
limber knotBOT
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but at least it's more honest

worn ember
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defense of the ancient

limber knotBOT
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HOTS or awesomenauts are where it's at for mobas IMO

worn ember
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wat?

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ur joking right

limber knotBOT
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Awesomenauts being the best

worn ember
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HOTS is so unbalanced its not even fun to play

limber knotBOT
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who wouldn't like a smash bros. themed moba

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with HOTS I don't have to think about a shop so I give it that

worn ember
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you dont have to think at all

limber knotBOT
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and it's not the same map and it has objectives in most maps

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exactly

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in a game I don't wanna think if it doesn't involve playing c:

worn ember
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go play cod if you dont want to think lol

limber knotBOT
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lol, I like team based role games tho

worn ember
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i like complex games with a steep learning curve

limber knotBOT
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tf2 and overwatch

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oh

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have you played Eve then

worn ember
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heard about it, never got into it

limber knotBOT
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there's a steep curve with complexity

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if what you said is true, you'd love EvE

worn ember
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maybe

potent fossil
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Eve is like leaving the real world because you don't wanna think and then waking up in another real world to go to work and manage your finances

limber knotBOT
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does anyone even trade stuff in tf2 anymore

fallen oracle
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Oof I tried eve on pc and didn't like it too much

limber knotBOT
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is eve on other platforms?

worn ember
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you need like 5 pages of refined metal to trade anything nowadays

fallen oracle
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Yeah they are on mobile now

limber knotBOT
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I'm glad I stopped when I stopped, keys just keep going up

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wut, rly

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how

slim nymph
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mobiles a diff ecosystem though

limber knotBOT
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there's like a ton of menus

fallen oracle
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Correct

limber knotBOT
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how could you even play on phone

slim nymph
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its still very eve like but very diff ux

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its complex but works

left swift
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Play csgo ded

worn ember
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on

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no

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csgo is bigger aids than cod

fallen oracle
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My corp won 2nd place in the recruitmen video competition so we have our own custom skins in the game.

left swift
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Steepest learner curve you'll ever play in a game

limber knotBOT
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that's my only complaint about eve is too many windows in my UI, but then again I guess it doesn't matter when space is just a bunch of dots anyways

worn ember
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csgo is just rage inducing and nothing else

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its not even fun to play imo

left swift
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It's literally a right angle that's the curve for csgo

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It goes from shitters to gods real quick

limber knotBOT
#

I like objectives other than "eliminate enemy team"

worn ember
#

i dont have low ping so i'm dead before i even see them lul

left swift
#

Rip

worn ember
#

also i dont like fps games

#

rts and colony management is where its at

austere ivy
#

my computer can't run fps games :^)

limber knotBOT
#

I like fps, usually faster and 3D is phun

left swift
#

AoE2

limber knotBOT
#

and also, Minecraft is fps c:

worn ember
#

not if you press f5

limber knotBOT
#

do you play that way

#

I'd like to see you play that way

worn ember
#

i do sometimes

limber knotBOT
#

crosshair smack dab on the head

waxen panther
#

I play in F5 frequently :)

worn ember
#

Everybody: Spinal Fluid

Me an intellectual: B R A I N W A T E R

woven otter
#

smort

desert frost
#

brain broth

meager tusk
#

talking about that mind juice

worn ember
#

oh ya

#

get the brain water flowing

austere ivy
#

2012-04-17T21:24:36Z is exactly when I made my Minecraft account, apparently. This would put me at.. 7 years old when I first made my Minecraft account!

#

God I'm old now :D

true canyon
#

I'm ancient by your standard

meager tusk
#

I pirated the game up until like.. 2016?

unkempt drift
#

whoa

#

pirating the game????

peak ginkgo
#

In 2012 I was uh

#

10/11

meager tusk
#

Yes, pirating the game

#

I was 8

worn ember
#

banned

meager tusk
true canyon
#

my uncle works at mojang and he's going to ban you!

waxen panther
#

my uncle works for the internet and he's going to ban you!

true canyon
#

oh can he get me al gore's signature?

void void
#

Okay you can CLEARLY see a difference between a 20 players server & 100 players server according on what you win

waxen panther
#

sadly not, he spends all day protecting the internet box

void void
#

oh hello broc

waxen panther
#

hello underscore chivitos one hundred underscore

void void
waxen panther
#

i love it

vernal moth
#

Kek somebody is butthurt

#

That's like picking the smallest dick size and then complaining about getting kicked for having a small dick

#

It was your fucking choice man, why are you complaining?

waxen panther
#

epic CDPR own americans everywhere 😎 /s

ashen cliff
worn ember
#

what project?

ashen cliff
#

My 🗑️.

waxen panther
#

krusic rtp

worn ember
ashen cliff
#

If I made RTP it wouldn't cause issues.

worn ember
ashen cliff
#

Just a shell script that would read latest.log and execute /tp (user) random random random.

waxen panther
#

oh fuck yea

#

i like it

ashen cliff
#

Good.

waxen panther
#

/dev/random as well

#

no bounds

ashen cliff
#

Correct.

waxen panther
#

now we're talking

ashen cliff
#

I will now consider making that for April 1st.

left swift
#

Sounds better than that plugin that allows you to run sudo commands from the minecraft server

worn ember
#

make a new virus for april 1st

ashen cliff
#

Sounds better then that 1 plugin that just runs sudo on first startup.

left swift
#

Dont have to worry about getting malware if you install them all first

worn ember
#

pizza time

void void
#

Ehy I'm back

#

i have a plugin question

ashen cliff
#

MFW the download site still uses v1. kekwhyper

void void
#

does someone might know a plugin that fits for a server with Christmas festivity theme?

golden gust
#

think kash already had something on that locally for moving it to v2

void void
#

Like with snow effect and santa maybe

vernal moth
#

Just give everybody kitty cannon perms

ashen cliff
#

Just wanted to see an example of getting latest.

waxen panther
#

@viral hornet has a GREAT christmas plugin that he HIGHLY recommends

ashen cliff
#

So is there no way of just simply saying latest and I have to write a unholy mess gain?

unkempt drift
#

doesn't kangarko have a winter plugin?

void void
#

I don't know!

#

Who's kangarko

#

@kangarko

ashen cliff
unkempt drift
#

.g github kangarko

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) https://github.com/kangarko -- kangarko (Matej Pacan) · GitHub: "Matej Pacan kangarko.. https://mineacademy.org. Learn how to code your own Minecraft plugins, build highly-customized servers from the ground up."

void void
#

Sexy

#

Oh so he's famous

ashen cliff
#

That's why I have him saved.

void void
#

Ok I'll see if he has any

waxen panther
#

""""""""""famous"""""""" Kappa

unkempt drift
#

sure

vernal moth
#

Lol

void void
#

Yeah , there's one named "Winter"

#

I'll download that over the ones I found ty

vernal moth
#

Out of all 60+k paper servers on 1.16, he was the only one to complain about the java 11 move

void void
#

I have Jakarta 11

unkempt drift
#

wait, did he complain? I saw him ask for the toggle

vernal moth
void void
#

oh

unkempt drift
#

yeah, the kangarko was more of a joke 🙂

void void
#

Has he done anything wrong?

vernal moth
#

He inpersonates everything that is wrong in this community

ashen cliff
#

Everything.

vernal moth
#

Oh and he tried to so me

unkempt drift
#

to sue?

vernal moth
#

Cause I ad blocked his forum banners 😂

void void
#

I mean personality aside, is there issue with performance / reliability of software?

#

That's all i care

vernal moth
#

The plugins are written by childs without supervison

unkempt drift
#

most of his stuff isn't open source right?

vernal moth
#

He doesn't write software himself anymore

unkempt drift
#

idk if this Winter plugin is

waxen panther
#

only foundation is open source afaik

#

and its...

void void
#

Ok rip I'll just go back to the others 3 then 😫

vernal moth
#

And it's enough to stay away from it

unkempt drift
#

then there's mineacademy...

waxen panther
#

im not sure if he fixed the stuff we put in the doc but

#

the whole thing was pretty MonkaSGiga

golden gust
#
void void
#

Spoiler

#

Maybe it's too soon for snow plugins lol

unkempt drift
#

aww, the ad block thread was taken down mini?

void void
#

should wait 23 December

waxen panther
#

lmao yeah having spigots jar and like every premium plugin ever on his repo was pretty funny

#

probably machine, spigot staff are cowards 😠

void void
#

The thing is that like if i see a big huge plugin with thousands of downloads i would 100% automatically download that instead of the small ones i send before

#

Basically misleading resource

#

if kangarko is really bad

#

I don't get how if his code is bad he keeps getting like hundred of thousand of downloads

waxen panther
#

nice forum posts, pretty graphics, lots of features

ashen cliff
#

Also. It works.

waxen panther
#

people on spigot dont really know or care if a plugin has good code

golden gust
#

it's a premium plugin with pretty graphics and a lot of people who download it

#

It works, and is one of the ones more packed with features for better or worse, but code quality from what I've seen of him is concerning to say the least for somebody teaching others

ashen cliff
#

Todd of Minecraft.

void void
#

Who's todd

waxen panther
#

wat

#

todd howard

ashen cliff
#

A God!

waxen panther
#

our god

void void
#

Download skyrim?

waxen panther
#

just behind terry davis

ashen cliff
#

Daily.

left swift
#

Download skyrim?

void void
#

Yes

#

Skyrim java edition when

coarse lily
#

I'm gonna make a Paperacademy

#

Where I teach you how to make paper.

#

But real paper for drawing on and stuff.

waxen panther
#

processed tree

left swift
#

Make a paper company

coarse lily
#

Exactly.

#

paperpotpie.

void void
#

It's sad i don't know Java

waxen panther
#

learn it then

left swift
#

Then learn it

waxen panther
#

jetbrains academy is really good

void void
#

But i know Julia

coarse lily
#

I know a Julia.

void void
#

can't i make plugins with it

coarse lily
#

She lives in DC.

left swift
#

Learn Kaitlin

#

Kotlin rather

worn ember
#

lmao

#

:nokaitlin:

left swift
#

I'm sure Kaitlin is nice too

void void
#

Mhhhhhhhhhhhh

ashen cliff
potent fossil
ashen cliff
#

Broke.

waxen panther
#

when does it run out

potent fossil
#

June 15th PepeLaugh

waxen panther
#

pff

#

u got time

left swift
#

Lol

#

How much is the domain like 8$

coarse lily
unkempt drift
#

what is his site? .org?

coarse lily
#

"Power your Minecraft desires"

#

What does that even mean?

void void
#

I've been looking at Kotlin and it's weird compared to my standards

#

although it is more similar to Julia than java

worn ember
#

its a pile of poopiepat

vernal moth
#

Don't worry, it's weird by everybodies standards

void void
#

Like u can't write stuff after return in function

vernal moth
potent fossil
#

??

#

Yes you can, if the code is still reachable lol...

vernal moth
#

Yeah that's not true, lol

coarse lily
#

I always thought Kotlin was a good name.

void void
#

I was trying their online ide

#

try compile this

vernal moth
#

Online ide, kek

potent fossil
left swift
#

Hey simp

worn ember
#

i mean intellij runs a webserver on localhost 👀

vernal moth
#

If you tell it to

worn ember
#

it does by default

vernal moth
#

Because you told it to

waxen panther
#

lol

void void
#
fun printWolf() {
  println("wolf")
}

fun sum(a: Int, b: Int) {
  return a + b
  printfWolf()
}
``` this doesn't work
worn ember
#

if you mean i installed the ide, yes

potent fossil
#

no shit that doesnt work

#

it's invalid code

void void
#

oh

magic ice
#

Eight years later I build a company now pronounced the biggest in the entire Minecraft space. The second is the company that made the game itself.
doubt

potent fossil
#

that would not work in java either

vernal moth
#

Wtf should that code do, lol

worn ember
#

i dont think thats valid in any lang

waxen panther
worn ember
potent fossil
#

5G doesn't work in my area and my phone won't connect to 4G unless I restart it with wifi off

#

It's so annoying

vernal moth
ancient bolt
#
fun sum(a: Int, b: Int) {
    try {
        return a + b
    } finally {
        printWolf()
    }
}

Fixed

potent fossil
#

So I get no mobile data in my house

worn ember
#

thats cursed

void void
#

Thank yoy

golden gust
#

Yea, 5G deployment is slow 😦

waxen panther
#

we're lucky that england is about 10cm big

golden gust
#

I mean, that doesn't work in java either

vernal moth
#

5g is also stupid

golden gust
#

so

waxen panther
#

i dont need 5g speeds tbh

peak dirge
#

5G will save baby kittens from trees and bring us world peace. Or so the marketing says.

waxen panther
#

4g is already more than enough for me

coarse lily
#

5G feels kind of stupid.

worn ember
#

i dont think anyone needs it

potent fossil
#

I can't even turn off 5G on my phone

ancient bolt
#

I'm pretty sure putting shit after the return statement gives you a nice big cup of UB in C

golden gust
#

5G makes a lot of sense imho

coarse lily
#

It's super heavy on battery draw and we barely see proper LTE speeds.

vernal moth
#

5g in phones is a waste of money and battery

#

At least for now and years to come

coarse lily
#

Yeah

#

I turned 5G off on my phone.

golden gust
#

Like, moreso for the heavy areas like town centers

void void
worn ember
#

and its not even that great for routers cuz it doesnt penetrate walls well

coarse lily
#

That, too.

golden gust
#

Back in my hometown, mobile broadband was literally a joke, like, literal dialup speeds on 3/4G, forgot what I was on then

vernal moth
#

I worked hard to get 5ghz wifi on my toilet!

potent fossil
#

My phone has no option to turn off 5G for whatever reason. Default Android options are missing. Thanks Verizon

golden gust
#

Like, 6 years ago or something, iirc

vernal moth
#

That sounds like a network issue not a tech issue

worn ember
#

well you have a bigger band yes, but thats about the only benefit

waxen panther
#

ok game awards has live persona music on rn though which is extremely important

vernal moth
#

Weeb

waxen panther
#

persona isn't a weeb game 😠

worn ember
#

shut up weeb

waxen panther
#

mini can insult me but you cant ded

#

i feel nothing from it

golden gust
#

It's a heavy area, more cells woulda helped defo, but, getting them approved is an entire process

#

I can only imagine the dread of tryna get 5G in preston

worn ember
waxen panther
#

dota moment

golden gust
#

Saying that, what's good is all the phone carriers over here generally tend to get along

void void
#

Yeah camm

#

Tell me plugin please

worn ember
#

lmao

void void
#

so maybe Christmas looks more uwu

viral hornet
#

no it's trash

vernal moth
#

Am downtown cologne, i get 100 down easily, up to 300 down if I am lucky

void void
#

ok rip

viral hornet
#

t e r r i b l e

vernal moth
#

I don't need more on my fucking phone

worn ember
#

my mobile speeds are faster than my home connection, what a time to be alive

waxen panther
void void
#

No support

waxen panther
#

we won’t help you with issues

void void
#

u have to ask notch

waxen panther
#

no support

lean kiln
#

yes support

golden gust
waxen panther
#

version

coarse lily
lean kiln
#

no only medium

golden gust
#

4G in this area of liverpool

waxen panther
#

oof

#

i am sorry cat

golden gust
#

it's really nice

viral hornet
#

@void void people don't like to offer support unless you're using the latest version of Paper.

golden gust
#

We didn't reset the build numbers back then

void void
#

Ur slow

viral hornet
#

What

#

at papermc 1.12.2

golden gust
#

So, that covers like 1.8-1.12.2, so, yea, high build number is expected

void void
#

Pebblehost

golden gust
#

Your download link was literally 1.12.2

void void
#

Is the issue of your slowness

viral hornet
#

Yeah why are you showing us 1.12.2 then you penguin

golden gust
#

1.13+ is also generally heavy af

mighty storm
#

What is going on

golden gust
#

There is no "that version" for paper

viral hornet
#

nm wbu chew

void void
#

Right now

golden gust
#

Stop spamming

#

You literally have the lates version of 1.16.4

viral hornet
#

So what's your issue, Omar?

void void
#

What

viral hornet
#

Fuck off mate

void void
#

Is this a troll at this point

mighty storm
#

We get it you can use markdown

golden gust
#

322 is the latest version; if you want a newer version of 1.16.4, you'll either need to wait or develop a time travel machine.

#

good luck

void void
#

Move off pebblehost

viral hornet
#

Optimise your server

lean kiln
#

1.6.4 has no laggs

worn ember
coarse lily
#

Too many variables to know for sure.

void void
mighty storm
#

thogg don't caare

golden gust
#

Stop spamming

mighty storm
#

Sounds like a them issue

golden gust
#

and cool, welcome to modern minecraft

worn ember
peak dirge
#

You've given us nothing to work with, not even timings.

void void
#

Use ViaVersion - Viarewind

vernal moth
#

That plugin is shit uninstall it

lean kiln
#

go to jail do not pass go

vernal moth
#

It's slows ppl down

worn ember
#

wtf is happening

mighty storm
#

Why are people asking for help in general

golden gust
#

?kick @void void Stop spamming and read.

leaden oxideBOT
#

dynoSuccess OmarHanyKasban#7096 was kicked | Stop spamming and read.

void void
viral hornet
#

that was

void void
#

Wolf time

mighty storm
#

Dude thought we was finna laugh

coarse lily
viral hornet
#

super stressful

worn ember
#

its big brain time

lean kiln
#

I need beta 1.7.3 support

#

but it lagg

#

help

worn ember
#

?kick @lean kiln ur mom

mighty storm
#

you're*

#

😎

void void
#

Us

worn ember
#

our mom

void void
#

our*

#

communism

#

Epic

lean kiln
#

they dmd me

mighty storm
#

Who

viral hornet
#

omg jmp

void void
#

God

lean kiln
#

the one cat kicked

viral hornet
#

😂

worn ember
#

lmfao

mighty storm
#

Tell them to dm me I got them

lean kiln
#

ok

void void
#

Oh no

mighty storm
#

Gotta collect evidence somehow

void void
#

proceeds to delete server

worn ember
#

you cant perma ban dum dums thats not paper 2.0

golden gust
#

wait, really?

#

I erm...

void void
#

Select Disk 1
Select Partition 1
DELETE

golden gust
#

Might have a few bans to revoke...

worn ember
#

its ok just dont do it again

golden gust
#

?ban

#

?ban

void void
#

How many bans are total right now

golden gust
#

Cool

#

That's handy to know

#

:>)

void void
#

?banlist

#

?bans

coarse lily
#

?barns

ashen cliff
golden gust
#

only 482

void void
#

Stop using putty

worn ember
#

V redu

void void
#

Real man use termius

coarse lily
#

482 seems both like not that much and a lot at the same time.

viral hornet
#

nightwolf

worn ember
#

how many of those are wiz?

golden gust
#

I just want #500

#

implying discord records the banee

worn ember
#

oh ye rigt

ashen cliff
#

If your SSH client has a Pricing tab, I'm not interested.

void void
#

Ok

golden gust
#

openssh ❤️

worn ember
#

does ssh in cmd

void void
#

How much does openssh cost

coarse lily
#

How many lootboxes until I unlock SSH?

ashen cliff
worn ember
#

is it?

ashen cliff
#

It's called open for a reason.

worn ember
#

idk what it uses

viral hornet
golden gust
#

Yes, openssh is the defacto ssh

worn ember
#

i type ssh and it works, i dont ask questions

void void
#

There is a better protocol than ssh

golden gust
#

typical ded

#

as dum as he luks

worn ember
#

🤶

ashen cliff
#

It do be like that.

mighty storm
desert frost
#

tmux is how I roll

mighty storm
#

Mobile client doesn't tell me

unkempt drift
#

damn, what? Disney has 10 star wars series, and 10 marvel series in production?

#

that seems like a ton of content

golden gust
#

disney? milking? what?

unkempt drift
#

yeah right? 🤑

ashen cliff
#

I hope that includes the Lego movies. kekw

worn ember
#

i like the Mandalorian tbh

unkempt drift
#

I mean, I'm all for it. I'll watch it all for sure

#

super pumped for WandaVision, that looks like a trippy show

worn ember
#

yeah who ever came up with that name be tripping

unkempt drift
#

well I mean... thats what its about. ||Vision died, and the show takes place, in large part, in the scarlet witches head afaik||

worn ember
#

since when does disney own marvel?

unkempt drift
#

since a while ago

waxen panther
#

ded how far out of reality are you

worn ember
#

fokin hell

unkempt drift
#

the mouse rules it all

worn ember
#

ik about the spiderman controversy hmm yeah ig i did know then

unkempt drift
#

Disney owns abc, espn, lucasfilms, marvel

#

just to name a tiny few

worn ember
#

fuck disney tbh

unkempt drift
#

pixar, how could I forget that

#

I mean... the content is generally pretty darn good. so yeah

worn ember
#

on their way to ruin cinema

unkempt drift
#

well covid went a long way to killing actually going to a theater

worn ember
#

then they proceed to milk it till no one watches anymore

unkempt drift
#

see I don't think that will happen... people aren't gonna stop watching tv or movies

worn ember
#

thats not the point, good series/movies have an end

unkempt drift
#

and bear in mind, idk the release dates for these shows, this might be over the next 7 years or something

#

yeah for sure.

worn ember
#

just milking stuff for 14 seasons is stupid

unkempt drift
#

but take star wars for example, the mando is something pretty different from what we had before, and I think the main saga is done and dusted (original, prequels, and sequels)

worn ember
#

yeah cuz they finally realized they ruined it forever

unkempt drift
#

but I'm totally down for expanding the star wars universe and telling other stories.

#

they don't all have to relate to one another

worn ember
#

sure

unkempt drift
#

one of the shows takes place at the end of the High Republic which was like 500 years before a new hope

worn ember
#

i still dont think disney should be allowed to own that many companies lol

unkempt drift
#

oh ok, well that a whole different thing 😆

worn ember
#

as long as they dont shove their agenda into the daughter companies i dont really care what they do as long as its good

unkempt drift
#

yeah, I mean thats how it works. If the products continue to be good, and so far, they have been, on average, pretty darn good, people will watch and they'll continue existing

#

I mean, some of the stories tie pretty directly in to main saga. They're is an obi-wan show with ewan mcgregor, and hayden chritsensen returning as anakin (but really as Darth Vader), guessing that ties in somewhat

#

yeah yikes, disney is spending the money all over the place here

Over the next few years, roughly 10 Marvel series, 10 StarWars series, 15 Disney live action, DisneyAnimation, and Pixar series, plus 15 all-new Disney live action, Disney Animation, and Pixar features will be released directly on @DisneyPlus

vernal moth
#

It's just a scratch

#

Sn9 roll out maybe on Monday btw

unkempt drift
#

It'll buff out

golden gust
#

Yea

#

the russains sure coulda just took a shot of vodka and walked out

unkempt drift
#

yeah, totally hoping to see a successful landing by the end of the year

#

would be amazing

ashen cliff
#

Can confirm. Just needs the battery replaced and we can try again.

vernal moth
#

Oh god this is amazing

unkempt drift
#

Yep, saw that

potent fossil
#

Lol you do know what that's from right?

#

Love that book

#

The whale in the book has a much longer conversation on the way down though spooki_sad

#

Then a sudden wet thump. And silence. spooki_sad

worn ember
#

silly simple, books dont talk

potent fossil
#

dont you dare insult Douglas Adams

#

His books most definitely do talk

worn ember
#

dont worry, i'm just insulting you

potent fossil
#

Okay rights-but-not-really-rights guy

worn ember
potent fossil
#

I'll take it back when Belgium has an actual election again

worn ember
#

in 4 years

potent fossil
#

4 years it is

worn ember
#

actually 3 i think, it took them over a year to form a coalition lul

potent fossil
worn ember
#

yeah, having only 2 parties is one thing, having 7 is another

heady spear
#

ark 2 starring vin diesel

#

where the fuck did that come from lmao

ashen cliff
#

He did it for the money?
(Like we all.)

heady spear
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yes but why the hell is that their move

waxen panther
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hmmm

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why are you awake city

heady spear
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and ark the animated series lmao

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I'm watching the game awards lol

waxen panther
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i watched the first half

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then i saw a 2 hour rust video released

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so am watching that now

heady spear
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gal gadot is so fucking hot

waxen panther
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big time

void void
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What type of channel is that

unkempt drift
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hmm, I don't see that type in here Chivitos

void void
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It's not on this dc

unkempt drift
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oh is that the discord store channel type?

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iirc it has something to do with buying games on the discord store

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who TF at discord thought it was a good idea to add a store...

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adding store seems to be like adding stories to stuff

potent fossil
unkempt drift
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the one with martin freeman right?

potent fossil
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But it's still very much The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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And yes

unkempt drift
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yeah, for sure. iirc its a pot of petunias and a whale

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is what the two missiles turn into

potent fossil
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same in the book

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just not the exact quote

unkempt drift
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ah gotcha

heady spear
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yay among us won

potent fossil
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tail should've been stomach, and then he rambles on about the wind, and then his tail, and then starts talking about the ground

heady spear
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cool cool

unkempt drift
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oh game awards?

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which category?

potent fossil
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but in the movie he just said tail and then ground and splat

heady spear
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multiplayer game

unkempt drift
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yeah ok, I mean.... what else could win?

heady spear
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idk they had shit like valorant and warzone in there

unkempt drift
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I watch among us highlights on youtube sometimes, its pretty entertaining content

heady spear
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I think I didn't really pay attention lol

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ye the game is so big rn

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it's bring people in that aren't even connected to the gaming community so

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it was a pretty obvious win

unkempt drift
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and what a simple idea for a game too. came out like 2 years ago afaik

waxen panther
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i just want hades to win everything

heady spear
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the girl accepting the award started crying

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it was very cute

unkempt drift
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my one thing is.... how have the developers not added a way to hide the join code? every streamer has to have something blocking it at the bottom

void void
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It's on vv dc

waxen panther
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city come to incendo xx

heady spear
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no

waxen panther
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yes

cunning raft
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among us isn't a new game

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didn't deserve to win

unkempt drift
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is the category best new multiplayer game?

cunning raft
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yes

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well no

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but this isn't how the awards work