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the choice of market model shouldn't be personal though... making money is only for being able to live, it shouldn't be your whole life's reason lol
what's your life's reason?
but I guess for some people it is because they are getting forced into it due to no alternative existing or propaganda telling them they have t
*have to
where does your food come from?
mama nature
well my life's reason is definitly not to die alone without friends or family because I worked all the time
Where does your PC come from? where does your lights come from?
I mean I'm not arguing for communism (which is only possible post-scarcity anyways)... the market is a spectrum lmao.
but un-regulated capitalism doesn't work, the "inventor" of free market capitalism even said so
it works better if the impact on humans and the environment is calculated into the prices (so a social market economy like most of Europe does it)
.g wikipedia social market economy
(phoenix616) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_market_economy -- Social market economy - Wikipedia: "The social market economy (SOME; German: soziale Marktwirtschaft), also called Rhine capitalism and social capitalism, is a socioeconomic model..."
The social market economy (SOME; German: soziale Marktwirtschaft), also called Rhine capitalism and social capitalism, is a socioeconomic model combining a free market capitalist economic system alongside social policies that establish both fair competition within the market and a welfare state. It is sometimes classified as a coordinated market...
oh, so it's some german thing
I mean the end goal should still be to abolish capitalism but that can't be done by using authoritarianism or dictatorships like the soviets/maoists did
because that way obvioulsy failed lol
how did we end up here?
you bringing up the anti-capitalism black mirror episode ;P
#paper-politics is empty though :P
get on discord then
I wish that Discord would remember if you had ping author on or off, it's annoying that each time I reply to someone I have to turn off the mention
reply doesn't show up on IRC/older/other clients anyways so ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
also they just copied that from Twitch
runs
(or slack? dunno if they had that)
s
cialism
never used slack ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
no/cares/about/pinging/irc clients /anyway
brocc why did you format your message like that
did i hear capitalism bad
o ok will do ty
brian 
brocc is gamer?? :floooshed:
gosh darn it can someone who has the flooshed emoji put it in chat
that'll do I guess
phoenix holy fuck
thats flooshrf
shut the fuck up
or 
general is censoring paper-help!!!!
see I've got two other ones that I think are better than those two proxi
nobody cares about #paper-help
lolno

its ok we're entering a era of worldwide authoritarianism anyway
imagine needing help running a game server smh
question, is using dyno for the kicks instead of just kicking the person as usual used for logging? or?
yeah
some would argue that if you're running a game server you need help

now we know that after 3 months we will still know who kicked someone and why
oof
I just want a ?kickvote command so people can eject jroy at will
at least all my wiz kicks arenโt in the dyno logging 
you looked... victomizable
kicking MY joshie ??
and, well, am a cat, so, I'd be an asshole to anybody
yeah fuck em up proxi
Except proxi
z add votekick and put dyno above core team role

She loves that for some reason
yes
that's proxi's kink
Shoulda known
anything cat does is my kink x
She always looked like the type
why can't I find someone to call me "MY brian" ๐
because u have no cult ?
because youโre teh brian ๐
how do you make a cult?
.g how do you make a cult?
find at least 2 more brians
(DiscordBot) https://www.scienceofpeople.com/how-to-start-a-cult/ -- How to Start a Cult | Science of People: "Jan 28, 2016 ... Want to Start a Cult? In this post I am breaking down Atkin's research into useable steps for your brand. I also thought it would be..."
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Why does this exist lol
i hate you fuckers
same zzzCat uwu
@waxen panther you're my little pogchamp
more like PogO
@cunning raft youre my little jrowoy uwu x
awojhfsdafjkgf
I think that's the difference between paper and my preferred friendgroups. paper sets up the possibility for such a good joke (mostly me doing that setting up smh ๐) but just like.. releases all the tension with no punchline with some dumb google search or something. me and my friends are on such a meta-meta level of understanding that we actively acknowledge when and how we're setting up a joke, and while most of the time we just meet the mutually understood expectation, other times the response is a 12 paragraph work of art
oh fine ! i guess you ARE my little pogchamp
idc if ur not in the org
click the fucking approve button
it's for glare
think about glare
?
So, well, those jokes wrote themselves


if md gets enough emails he'll merge
yknow i dont think thats how it works
nah it is
@cunning raft get fuck e
smh jroy "should be done quickly" are you just assuming that everybody isn't running their server on a 2002 all-in-one laptop?
true but hopefully you don't have a lot of users on that anyway
ban
fuck he's here
I saw proxi review and was like "wait did it get posted in paper or smth"
i did two EPIC comments
I'm packing stuff to travel/move for an indefinite amount of time
bruh my cat has discovered screens
woa
pussy
good luck md !
which the government hasn't said is indefinite, but it's the UK so who knows
wu?
jroy squash your commits holy crap lol
pinapl lives in 3rd world ?
I was fine with the actual impl iirc, just haven't looked properly at structure
they get squashed on merge brian
actually I've never really contributed to anything, do the maintainers squash the commits before merging?
yes
im coming back 28th
ah ok
28th dec or jan?
dec
my uni is in a tier 3, my hometown is tier 2 rn
github has a button to it, the arrow next to merge button
imagine being southern
northerns boutta invent tier 4 
tier 1 is like medium
or it was before lock down, who tf knows now
medium, high, very high
very very high tier when
WHEN
Hi broc
northern unis should probably be tier 6 already tbh
And md
hello oskar
probably 2 weeks after the Christmas restrictions get lifted
you know like after the summer where Everything Was Fineโข๏ธ
and then suddenly boom new restrictions boom lockdown
because subsidising socialising and close contact during a pandemic is such a good idea
We all gonna die 
@waxen panther awa
hi proxi
ewe
aren't we all :3
to be on top of list ๐
attention seekers
Just start your name with an ASCII null character /s
Cringe id say
eternity new avatar ๐ฅบ
You need more space bar to get on top of the top @untold copper
Or just join paper dev 
@waxen panther yes launched new server mascot today
Yes
on 1.15+ it SHOULD load them async, thats the advantage of using that over getChunkAtAsync followed by a teleport
owo
wtf chat must of scrolled as i clicked reply
what client is this
how tf are we supposed to know
idk
same
Lol
i need to buy some art
meant this one
fiverr
finding good artists is hard though 
@waxen panther wanna make art ?
๐ณ
๐
Wdym your pfp is already art
ikR
my avatar is amazing yes but i cant use it on github
Hahahaha
very widee
Itโs the newest ultra wide
Thatโs how broccoli likes it
XD
thats how every guy likes it ;)
wtf
Hi
someone pin this tho
Brocc 
is that rust
just updated my intellij idea to 2020.3
what the frickmst does this ugly thing mean?
yes jroy
Ew
and early access program
lol
jroy mad jealous rn
https://macosicons.com @austere ivy
i play good games broc
The Jetbrains ones of these are great
overwatch 
I'll make art with you ๐ณ
no
better than rust
she is mine
ex deeeeeeee
we can all make art together <3
๐ณ
keep it PG there are kids here lolololol
im definitely not a kid ahem ahem
oh they changed the whole project ui in IJ
wait did you guys not mean draw on aggie.io or something?
for anyone who would like to make some actual art, feel free to join me <3 https://aggie.io/gfphe4y780
did idea change the font again, why did they change the font again
Isn't it still at Jetbrains Mono by default?
looks like it's still Jetbrains Mono but for some reason it looks really quite odd.
er, I mean, it is still set to Mono in the settings but it looks very different.
I changed it the moment they introduced it, because its garbage imo
It looked so good on paper, I remember looking at their design philosophy page and whatnot when they initially announced it. I was super hyped. .. once I actually got it, I just wanted to turn it off.
Something something, the best font is the one you're used to, something something.
Hey, what font do you use anyway?
why you typing bout it instead of drinking
go drink 
he can drink while here
<3
go drink while here then

mini sure as hell does ๐
why is everyone here an alcoholic?
i mainly only use alchohol in cooking now lol
wat has mojang done to you
drinking != alcoholic
aikar everyone putting christmas hats in their photos
?avatar @slim nymph
oh shit
sorry for ping
i dont see one on yours
Soonโข๏ธ
-.-
in all his glory
Ty :3
Beard
ill only accept satanic horns
What other lies have I been told by the council
well I have a mustache now too
I must see mustache aikar
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as zzzCat once said: Aikar you look punchable
runs
ok time to learn photoshop to put hat on aikar pfp
How else would I be able to stand you guys?!
My female friends always ree at my selfies
You are not supposed to take selfies from below
Always above
sup everyone I just saw the announcement in the announcement channel and I have a dumb question
what does LTS mean
unless your a politician or on zoom call and want to get cancelled @spare venture
Thwre are no dum questions, just questions by cat and dum answers ^^
oh
"can i ask a question" is a pretty dumb question
If you have a question, please just ask it. Don't look for staff or topic experts. Don't ask to ask or ask if people are awake or available. Just ask the question to the channel straight out, and wait patiently for a reply.
Does anyone know of any plugins extending InventoryView?
though sherman didnt ask to ask, just prefaced that they were about to ask lol
hold up wasn't Java already bumped up to 15.0.1 or something there's a new version now?
yes
Bad habit lol I'm too used to being laughed at for questions
@untold copper stop it with the special characters at the start of your name
You looked at action menu plus already kash?
so now I say that the question is dumb before actually asking
the next LTS though is not out and were not gonna demand you instal lit the day it comes out, so were long to the safe one thats been out for ages now and received lots of testing
@vernal moth never heard of it
thought it was 17
Oh and that was a false positive
I've been running MC and all it's servers on Java 15.0.1 ever since it came out
gotta squeeze every bit of performance outta it
In 2018, 2021 and 2024
not sure if that helps though
idk why people are stressing about java 11
just put java 11 on a prod 1.12.2 server without testing
only 1 plugin died 
speaking of which anyone know how to preload Graal before using it as the JVM
if you maintain your own 1.8 fork you can get java 11 support
I've been using it so far and it's always getting compiled while the application is running
Alright lol
which kind of defeats the purpose
Don't they not like to be pinged

yes YOU do it
aikar won't kill you

Should at least make the hat fit his head before you ping him
showing him his picture with a santa cap edited on isn't that good of a reason tho
fine
Kinda is a good reason ye
If I get pwned it's your fault xd
ok xD
@slim nymph
runs

ooooh yes
Itโs the rozzers
kashike what do you say about a christmas hat
I'm still waiting on one from @static badge
I see
(DiscordBot) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1820_in_the_United_States -- 1820 in the United States - Wikipedia: "Events from the year 1820 in the United States. โ. 1819 ยท 1818 ยท 1817 ยท Flag of the United States (1820โ1822).svg. 1820 in the United States. โ. 1821..."
Events from the year 1820 in the United States.
๐บ๐ธ 
you know where to find me xoxo
๐ณ
brocc 
Camm sleeppp
No
camm or scamm ๐
baka
@viral hornet hm?
I will make your christmas hat when leaf falls through
cause @static badge's hats are bad
baz
I think it's fair you give me that prefix on your server
ty
ok give me one camm
:(
whats with the baz
some dum idiot towny user had brisbane in tHE WRONG PLACE
there's nothing with it, it's just his name
@twin lagoon ๐ฅบ
I see
aight gnight mates
gn :D
lame
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kash you can have a prefix on my server โค๏ธ
@austere ivy can i have ip pls?
Not having auto reconnect.
re why
Oh are we handing out free ranks?
no prefixes :D
I request a Beer rank
can i get owner
give rank
no ui
wtf
tf
That's a request nobody can deny
Just get glare to decompile it 
this channel is, and always was, full of complete nonsense
ok 
l1ttle
ok
camm meet l1ttle
we just do dum shit here
Petition to get rid of little to improve the situation
ofc it is lol
Petting? I'll join
@viral hornet looking xmas like 
No pats

Just slaps

the right side one

that does not look like aikar
thats a schnooty name ;P
barty can I have a cool tag on ur server?
is that on sponge?
ooh fanceh
paper
ah
couldn't you already do that though? is it a new api?
i wanna be a ho ho ho :(
final Inventory inventory = source.getServer().createInventory(
holder,
InventoryType.CHEST,
Component.text("This is a test.", NamedTextColor.DARK_PURPLE)
);
holder.inventory = inventory;
final ItemStack item = new ItemStack(Material.NETHER_STAR, 1);
final ItemMeta meta = item.getItemMeta();
meta.displayName(Component.text("Fancy Star!", NamedTextColor.GOLD));
meta.lore(List.of(Component.text("Is so fanceh!", NamedTextColor.RED)));
UH? THAT'S SUPER COOL?
yeah its like a what
#paper-test-builds since you're unsure what it is :p
message api or smthn
@worn pasture
ADVENTURE
man i wish discord didn't word wrap those
guys I just added async to my rtp plugin with one line of code
ur insane
Broccy
it's amazing
How was your party
lol what
@austere ivy is it public?
@waxen panther broccolai - insane ?
werent you going to bed
yeah XD
I am currently in bed
dont
dont say it
Dont say what
it
yeah it's the best rtp plugin https://github.com/itstehbrian/ninetyfivepercenttp
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lmao ty :3
@austere ivy good thing rtp is so ez right
yeah super ez
Nah my rtp plogen is best
literally added 5 letters and it's async now haha so easy
drain lava around them in a 5x5x5 area around to be sure 

look at that freakin diff ๐
now 0 lag
can you also kill me in the meanwhile?
damn u ok
no
Whats wrong man
Aww
Well, time to close this guild then
Come play minecraft l1ttle
lol jk got u
๐
this is why you get banned from servers
agree
Scamm**
he's a ho
smh chew, get it right
you see it but it actually doesnt exist
@twin lagoon 
you use the method but it doesnt do anything
@minor badge

deserved
deserved
*banned for disrespecting papermc staff*
why do you do this
@meager tusk

he like hat
He do be wearing pyramid doe
hat go brr
fedoras are dum

i have to admire proxi's pfp tho
idriz how come you never randomly pop up and give me some love and appreciation



WEEB
TehBrian 
sorry for ping
same tho
pog :peepoHeart:
@meager tusk
oh you have essx antibuild

y'all are styling with your nitros & stuff
Just waiting for Discord to stop loading images that are bigger than 8MB.
just run them through tinyjpg
They did... after they got clapped twice.
proxis avatar ๐ฅบ
i really need to remember the difference between json.loads, json.load, json.dump and json.dumps lol
memory level 0
optifine api anyone?
im making an API for optifine downloads
This is amazing, users are upgrading to Java 11 so quickly
optifine 
yes ik its bad
Daily #announcements. Nice.
i miss my optifine cape
but for users its still common
I always remember it as json.load, json.dump, json.loadstring and json.dumpstring ๐
Just wait till we all get capes and ppl can stop whining
But there will be different capes
not having a cape will be the new hip cool thing ๐
Me with my 2010 account will be more OG than someone with a 2020 account
And everybody will be able to see that
Also, you can disable capes anyways
lol
i wont even wear one
lol
it does make them lame but i dont really care, i barely play mc anymore
๐ฎ i want a papermc cape so I can sweat in the name of paper
also is there a way to check when your account was created?
You can login on account.mojang.com
it needs to be like dark theme
:/
rip mom credit card, he need new cape
no it doesent
where tho? it doesn't show up for me either
doesn't for me
this is super frustrating
if they removed the ability to see I'm gonna be mad

pretty sure they removed it bc its not there
I'm gonna email them
Sooo
uh oh
About that Adventure support:
adventure update? ๐ณ
not an actual update for adventure but an update for paper adventure 
final TranslationRegistry translations = TranslationRegistry.create(Key.key("abenteuer"));
translations.registerAll(Locale.US, ResourceBundle.getBundle("abenteuer", Locale.US, UTF8ResourceBundleControl.get()), true);
GlobalTranslator.get().addSource(translations);
abenteuer_en_US.properties:
abenteuer.test.one = This is a test.
abenteuer.test.two = A what?
(source, command, alias, args) -> {
source.sendMessage(Component.translatable(args[0], NamedTextColor.LIGHT_PURPLE));
return true;
}
output: https://i.imgur.com/GqT28bY.mp4
"If everyone is special, no one is" -Syndrome
ooooo
Nice.
hot hot htot ho
wait thats a way to make custom locales?
so excited
pog
Register your translations using a couple lines of code and then you can use them anywhere - messages, titles, bossbars, inventories
yes
it will when it comes out fully
pls do XD
don't say things you don't understand fully oskar :p
let them stay on 1.8, we got enough people
that's super cool thank you kash
also.. what's the ip to the server? ๐
(I'm lonely and bored, please.)
thoughts on this screen in windows?
never gonna give you up*
10.69.25.69
The vast majority of ppl are on 1.16, if your innovation is stiffled that's most likey your fault ^^
lol self-promotion spree
the community is fine
?kick @visual egret advertising
OskarZyg#9256 was kicked | advertising
There is bunch of innovation
^
Just gotta look
even if the 1.8 players came to 1.16, they wouldn't play on your towny server lmao
oh no
they'd play on factions because thats what they enjoy
Ppl make amazing stuff with resource packs for example
like what? im kinda out of the loop with the mc community
oop
Lesson learnt
You can do so much
done
Custom fonts, custom item models, custom items using extures
yeah custom item models are so cool
whihc plugin?
we're*
At dyescape we have a super cool level up screen and shops and shit for example
mmo items?
dyescape ๐ฅบ
rocket powered xylophone playing cats?
Ppl have huge ranges of food too
one day im gonna learn how to use blockbench and make textures lol
Hopefully custom cause the public ones all suck
Using what
As usual
advertising โฐ
yeah lol
Just custom model data
I've heard mmo items is quite good
How do you add that, datapacks, or what
ye lmao when I ran a small private survival server everything was custom
I have heard that many plugins are good until I looked at them
true
I woke up late for my public speech final and the did a speedrun on the exam and managed to get 82.5%
(DiscordBot) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaJ8XgMAOno
This is the third episode of the series where I show you how to use Blockbench to create custom models and textures for your item. In the last two episodes, I went over how to choose your item and give it to yourself with mcstacker.net, and I went over how to give your item a custom ability.
In future videos, I will go over ways to craft your i...

I thought you said "I have heard that my plugins are good until I looked at them"
That's also true ๐คฃ
ty
imagine getting kicked for a joke
could not relate
np
If I write code while drunk and then come back
i- why
did you not know?
youre just gonna have to refactor that shit completely when youre hungover lol
It will still look and function better than my code when my brain is using 100% of its power
LOL
just pretend you are very busy
an*
you will overload it
still drunk martin -.-
lmao
That's just gboard
PAPER DEV MFS: optimize drunkness too
One shot and I'm useless for programming but even after a dozen I can still function enough to hold conversations and do laundry and play video games and such
I guess my Ballmer Peak is 0
LOL
wow the only time i posted on stackoverflow and it got upvoted... for a php question 
I wait until 2am to do cs labs because thats when I work best ๐คท
0.14 BAC
.14 bac is wasted
.14 wack?
Blood alcohol content. Bac
oooooooh
Beer coding for me is good for long boring tasks, that don't need super much attention, or for creative tasks like api design
i got question banned of stackoverflow because i posted 2 questions with 14 views and 1 duplicate
0.08 is the legal limit here for being too drunk to drive or operate machinery
@cosmic raft it keeps timing out ๐
operate machinery?
so a computer? /s
There should be a drunk limit for operating a computer (like driving a car).
once drank 2 redbulls and a doubleshot so I could finish a lab and then fell asleep :l
And I don't get hangovers
...
I can't tell if thats good or bad
lol yes XD
I did that before @lyric patio but add another energy drink. Then I fell asleep and had a heart attack
Windows Hello be like:
Yeah it you drink shit you will feel like shit
My body still mostly handles it fine (although I do get the fatigue of a hangover these days) but my brain just can't hold enough in my head at once to do programming anymore
thats not good
Correct
apparently if you have adhd caffeine makes you drowsy
That's why you don't drink the free alcohol in hotels
idk if i have adhd tho
It's always local
kinda makes sense, ritalin makes non-adhd people hyper af
I don't have adhd but caffeine makes me super drowsy, makes me go to sleep most the time
YubiKey BrethaLyzer: because all of your drunk commits are "osdfug9iuobeuw help"
^same
Most of the time I drink coffee I end up taking a nap, heck I remember when I used to have some cold brew to go to sleep every night
(which cold brew is supposed to have a higher caffeine content than regular coffee)
yooo I just figured out how to make cold brew this week
ritalin makes my body energetic still but I don't usually do anything with it because it lets me focus on things so I'm not stopping tasks halfway through to go look at reddit or something
imagine some random joins this channel and you are here talking about alcohol
literally mix 1/2 cup of coffee grinds into 3 cups of water, shake it in an airtight container, and put it in a fridge overnight
shit slaps so hard
๐
cold brew is diff than cold coffee
It's more about how long it steeps so you can pack more coffee in than about the temperature
steeping the grinds in cold water somehow results in more of the caffiene and flavor getting absorbed by the water
cold brew is a whole kinda science
Extra coffee content per cubic microliter
ik it doesnt but thats how it be
But coffee is magic bean sauce
imagine needing coffee
i might make some coffee now
Perhaps they pressurize it? Extra pressure makes things mix (even human bodies!)
thats "nitro cold brew"
mlยณ
when you brew it in a cold whipping container
nitro cold brew is so fucking strong
like
we need a coffee discussing channel at this point
me neither - i just know grind > water > stir > fridge > drink ๐คท
#nutrition-science if taken liberally
LOL theres a channel for that?? ๐คฃ
<3
โค๏ธ

Imagine a 17hr hot brew
see this
Coffee soup!
LOL
Use a lid hhahahha
it would just be coffee grinds again :l
oh god that sounds disgusting
no u
๐ฅ
im not claiming to be an expert in tastes
Have you ever tried 17hr brewed coffee?
unfiltered coffee is a soup
the plot twist is
Yes
i dont really care, my life is bad, i just dont want to exist at this point, i came in this channel to randomly roast people, thanks for listening
thats ok we still love u โค๏ธ
i have minor trust issues too
so i dont trust u, but i hope its true
but i can only hope because reality is often disappointing
inb4 lol jk got u
@still cosmos
No u
Chemistry taught me so many little useful things, ofc you don't really get to make use of the pressure thing often irl but heat also making things more soluble comes up a lot
l1ttle be trollin
you might want to update the rules btw
Chemistry was also secretly just a math class
It's still against Discord ToS.
ah ok
click for context lol
I clicked and still don't get the context
lol ||please send help||
@stiff yarrow summarizing 2020 to just F....
i remember when xbox made that tweet with the fridge
where?
least Dec is a good month for gaming, next gen consoles and big games
and christmas
i remember when xbox made the actual fridge
ah i see
and put snoop bling in it lol
Ah, I'm not used to reading twitter so my mind didn't even see the quote bubble
thats why you needed to cllick nossr lol, for the quote
I did click
I just didn't see the quote, to me it seemed like a reply so I didn't read it
brain being bad
yes
twitter sucks in general








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