general

[potent fossil]

@mossy vessel wat u want boi

[mossy vessel]

wasting your time

[potent fossil]

🥺

good thing i like having my time wasted by u

🥵

[mossy vessel]

😉

well well

[red imp]

Guys some tips please 😄

for no tick view distance

[potent fossil]

idk if your server is lagging set no-tick-view-distance to like 10 and then reg view distance to like 3

[red imp]

yeah I have view distance to 3

but had max 5 no tick view

do you think that I can set higher?

I have so many worlds

Using plaayer worlds

[potent fossil]

you can set it pretty high, it shouldnt hurt

[red imp]

which aren't preloaded

So which value do you suggest?

[potent fossil]

no-tick-view-distance just shows terrain, doesnt tick anything

10 is fine

[red imp]

And it wouldn't cause tps drops, yea?

OH 😄 ok

And any tps drops for server, and fps for players?

[potent fossil]

fps drops are the player's pc you can't fix it

[red imp]

And doesn't it matter when the world isn't pregenerated?

[potent fossil]

tps drops get a timing report and go to #paper-help i guess

[red imp]

yeah but I mean if I'll increase no tick view distance if I couldn't get tps drops

[potent fossil]

i mean, to the best of my knowledge it shouldnt matter because no-tick-view-distance is made just to show the world and not anything heavy (i.e. ticking)

i mean, you might. idk the internals

if so, send timings and ask for help

[red imp]

so for player worlds, which aren't pregenerated will be 10 no tick view ok too?

[potent fossil]

as far as i know yes

[red imp]

but wait

when I have so big view distance

(even if it's no tick)

then the worlds are loading slower and then players can be stuck in Proxy, can't they?

[potent fossil]

view distance != no tick view distance, they are very different. no tick view distance is a paper and tuinity specific feature, you wont find it in vanilla so you can't compare it. the world shouldn't load slower

[viral hornet]

Start smaller and increase it depending what your tps/timings/etc shows.

You're still loading chunks after all and chunks are :D:D::D

[red imp]

For ex. on Lobby, where is no tick view distance 12, it takes me to load 1 sec, and players while they disconnect between this 1 sec, then they're kicked from "you're already on this proxy"

[potent fossil]

yea idk how tf that shit works if it still loads chunks for each individual player then idfk maybe it's bad

[red imp]

BUt OK, I will try set 10 😄 and will see

[minor badge]

@viral hornet it went well !

[potent fossil]

@minor badge excuse me

dm me exactly what it was that went well in exquisite detail thx

[dim shadow]

was anyone here when i got my 3 mc accounts "hacked" at once the other day?

[minor badge]

@potent fossil ur ma

[potent fossil]

dont be like that bby

u no u lov me

give me the deetz

was anyone here when i got my 3 mc accounts "hacked" at once the other day?
@dim shadow yes, as you asked the other day the same question the answer was yes but i didnt respond but i didnt care

what do you want now

[dim shadow]

@dim shadow yes, as you asked the other day the same question the answer was yes but i didnt respond but i didnt care
@potent fossil yeah im sorry about that, i had to leave right after i asked that

but yeah turns out i didnt get hacked because i got the accounts back

[mighty storm]

does anyone even pay for office anymore lol

[dim shadow]

i talked to a friend and his explanation was mojang temp banned me for using a vpn and using them so much (i kept logging in and out of all 3 for plugin testing)

[limber knot]

wh ywould you pay for office if Libre Office is free?

[potent fossil]

i get office from my school

[mighty storm]

yeah so like

who payin, them?

[dim shadow]

i really like google docs tbh... but im like emotionally attached to office

[mighty storm]

us via tuition? who knows

office is significantly more powerful by far

but i like google docs more tbh, easier to share and access remotely

so i really end up only using office for one off things

[void void]

even if you get office for free, I would still use libreoffice lol.

[limber knot]

I just use my etherpad when I need to co-edit stuff

[void void]

libreoffice > ms office

[mighty storm]

they were just talking about it lol

[dim shadow]

google docs #1 benefit for me is not losing my data when power goes out or computer strokes

[mighty storm]

wtf is access, is it like datagrip but worse

[void void]

google docs #1 benefit for me is not losing my data when power goes out or computer strokes
it's called keeping backups

[dim shadow]

access is sql-ish database

[limber knot]

doesn't every major editor keep temp saves after small changes anyways?

[void void]

doesn't every major editor keep temp saves after small changes anyways?
yup

[dim shadow]

it's called keeping backups
@void void more like making use of ctrl+s LOL

[mighty storm]

depends on how it's configs

[limber knot]

friend of mine accidentally deletes his bachelor thesis from word and got it back that way xD

[mighty storm]

bro you dont need to quote the message directly above it lmao, looks bad for ircu users as it's 2 lines

[limber knot]

*deleted

[dim shadow]

doesn't every major editor keep temp saves after small changes anyways?
@phoenix616#0000 idk man i keep losing hours of work with office... sometimes i get a recent autosave tho

[limber knot]

might want to look at your settings, lol

[void void]

libreoffice always saves it lol

[mighty storm]

i know on adobe programs you can configure autosave/backup interval

[nocturne falcon]

i mean even with often autosaves, it feels like using a dinosaur

[limber knot]

also who tf does not have hitting ctrl+s after every change ingrained in their brain?!?

[mighty storm]

Be galaxy brain: Back up your docxs to google drive

[void void]

I have something on libreoffice, I don't save it, next time I open up libreoffice it asks me to restore it.

[mighty storm]

phoenix using jetbrains ides broke that for me, since they save automatically

[limber knot]

they don't

lol

[mighty storm]

ive never needed to save..

[limber knot]

at least not directly

[mighty storm]

so idk

[dim shadow]

imma go look @ office settings

[limber knot]

I highly recommend enabling the display of unsaved file state

[void void]

another reason I use libreoffice is bc ms office is proprietary garbage, so there's that too.

[limber knot]

afaik it only saves on certain actions (like building)

[heady spear]

During the last years of using IntelliJ I’ve never needed to manually save

[limber knot]

so if you build via an external tool you get fucked if you didn't save manually lol

[mighty storm]

CMD+S also saves all for for whatever reason

[void void]

"CMD"?

[potent fossil]

ok yall r weird

[twin lagoon]

[void void]

do you mean SUPER

[twin lagoon]

how's rory chew

[void void]

or META

[mighty storm]

tf is super

[heady spear]

But now I’m using ieeavim and so I use :w anyway

[mighty storm]

tf is meta

[heady spear]

Because my fingers do it for meeeee

[void void]

have you never used a keyboard

[mighty storm]

@twin lagoon idk ask in the RORY server smh

[twin lagoon]

super is cmd / windows

[mighty storm]

shes ok tho

[limber knot]

search for "Mark modified" in the IntelliJ settings and thank me later ;)

[dim shadow]

@twin lagoon idk ask in the RORY server smh
@mighty storm theres a rory server?

[mighty storm]

poor michael

[twin lagoon]

send the discord link

perhaps i have a spot free

[mighty storm]

it's on the rory site

[twin lagoon]

where's the rory site

[heady spear]

Cmd is a button on a keyboard ye, dum dums

[dim shadow]

there's a rory site? ._.

[mighty storm]

rory.cat

[void void]

cat

[mighty storm]

yes

[twin lagoon]

oh my god random rory pictures

that's amazing

what a cutie

[mighty storm]

ye :3

[dim shadow]

rory.cat
@mighty storm are u srs LOL i love that domain

[heady spear]

@mental meadow uwu

[nocturne falcon]

only 63 rory's 😦

[mighty storm]

you have a domain with that tld*

oh

thought that said have

why am i tired

[heady spear]

Smh

[dim shadow]

whats a rory rest api LOL

[heady spear]

You should have slept until 3pm like me

[dim shadow]

cat has an api

[heady spear]

Highly recommended. I feel great.

[mental meadow]

@heady spear uwu

[heady spear]

UwU

[mighty storm]

yes u can use the api to get a random rory pic

[mental meadow]

No

Don't edit

I want a random rory

[dim shadow]

omg LOL

[heady spear]

People don’t uwu in here enough

[sharp sentinel]

Lmao did Dependabot go crazy today

[heady spear]

It’s a problem

uwu Matt

[sharp sentinel]

Just got an email that it tried to update a lib in the old ESS repo

[mighty storm]

theyre off uwuing in the designated uwuing channel

[sharp sentinel]

uwu city

[mental meadow]

Does dependabot support maven btw?

[sharp sentinel]

Yeah

[mighty storm]

yes

[vernal moth]

yes

[mental meadow]

Mh

Either I just never activated it or it doesn't like me

[sharp sentinel]

Pretty sure Ess hasn’t been touched since Gradle has existed lol 😛

[heady spear]

Yessss and it doesn’t support the gradle kotlin dsl

[mighty storm]

maven, gemfile, packages.lock, any .lock file really

[heady spear]

Because kotlin is dum

[mental meadow]

Now the question is, is there a dependabot for Gitea?

[mighty storm]

even if those files don't exist apparently

[vernal moth]

gitea

[mighty storm]

git ea sports it's in the game?

[vernal moth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0KUxHfHlzU

[twin lagoon]

already left chew's server

woooo

[mental meadow]

git ea sports it's in the game?
Now for only 29,99€ the new pull requests dlc!

[mighty storm]

dang michael

knew it all along, fake rory fan >:(

[vernal moth]

and yes, dependabot kinda went crazy because there is a junit 4 update

[mighty storm]

we need on github

damn, just saw someone was using cmi, hate to see it

[left swift]

Is that a bot that randomly kicks people as that or is it just the leave message

[void void]

HI GUYS

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/764607887955591189.gif?v=1

[mighty storm]

leave message

[vernal moth]

https://i.imgur.com/3FPck7g.png

[mighty storm]

1/5 chance someone is imposter

[void void]

sus

[left swift]

Would be a cool bot idea

[vernal moth]

remember HOSE guys?

[left swift]

Like the thanos snap bot

[void void]

I am Not the Impostor

[vernal moth]

I am not the guy who is not the impostor

[void void]

sus

[left swift]

I saw mini faking medbay

[mighty storm]

why is the delete messages ratelimit sooo bad

[heady spear]

https://github.com/softpak/HOSE

Wattttt

[vernal moth]

I already snapped you nomana

[mighty storm]

W pfp

[vernal moth]

you don't know hose city?

you must be new

[viral hornet]

based on Spigot v1.11.2.

[left swift]

Who is city

[viral hornet]

[vernal moth]

it was the shit back then

at least the readme is english now 😂

[heady spear]

Am not new, I just don’t keep track of all these weird forks <.<

[minor badge]

@heady spear awa

[heady spear]

Instead of doing that I complete some of the projects I’ve started. It’s wild, so much time on my hands 😏

[viral hornet]

hot

[mental meadow]

proxi city

[heady spear]

Hi proxi much uwu to u

We ruined the server last night xx

[mighty storm]

mfw no one said hello to me 😢

[mental meadow]

@mighty storm

[waxen panther]

server got absolutely crushed last night

90% of the conversation was deleted though

so you'll just have to imagine it

[mighty storm]

hey same im trying to delete 310k messages myself

[waxen panther]

y

[viral hornet]

just wipe the channel

[mighty storm]

cus i left a bot running with messages for 3 years

[viral hornet]

yeet it out of existence

[mighty storm]

i dont delete channels

[viral hornet]

But, are you not trying to clear every message there?

[vernal moth]

Instead of doing that I complete some of the projects I’ve started. It’s wild, so much time on my hands 😏
@heady spear pfffffffffff

[mighty storm]

Nope

[heady spear]

https://github.com/CleanstoneMC/Cleanstone
this is where it's at tho @vernal moth. Enterprise level mc server using "springboot" 👀

[viral hornet]

Ah

[mighty storm]

just 98-99% of it

[vernal moth]

finishing is boring

starting is cool

I know that one 😄

[heady spear]

they have mutable locations

but immutable chunk positions

smh

[waxen panther]

left a bot running? couldn't be me

[waxen panther]

[mighty storm]

and thats after ive deleted 2k already lol

[viral hornet]

@quasi valley doesn't sux 😠

[waxen panther]

yes he does

[heady spear]

he truly does

[mighty storm]

[quasi valley]

even if I did suck

I wouldn't suck you city

[viral hornet]

I mean he sux, but he doesn't sux

[mighty storm]

👀

[viral hornet]

kenny would you sux me 🥺

[heady spear]

nah you just sux at like

[quasi valley]

[heady spear]

being good

bcuz ur BAD

[viral hornet]

wtf city

[quasi valley]

wtf city

[mighty storm]

wtf harassment

[waxen panther]

finally get to try out cloud flags 😳

[heady spear]

i need to stop bullying kenny because it makes me look mean

but he's so bullyable

[cedar spade]

@quasi valley hangar wen

[quasi valley]

no u

[viral hornet]

kenny isn't bullyable?

He's kenny

🥵

[heady spear]

which is why he's so bullyable

[potent fossil]

kenny may be bullyable

but city is extremely bullyable

[viral hornet]

City is just angry 95.3% of the time 😦

He's only happy when he's in a forest

or when kash is around

[mental meadow]

understandable

[viral hornet]

but that's because kash is cute

[potent fossil]

kash is very cute

but @viral hornet however

is very sexy

[mental meadow]

kash is cute

Camm is hot

[viral hornet]

simple

aurora

[potent fossil]

not hot

sexy

[mental meadow]

also no one reacted to my selfie 😦

[potent fossil]

where

when

why

how

[mental meadow]

in the selfie channel

[potent fossil]

wat

ok

[mental meadow]

in IS

very sad

[minor badge]

@potent fossil awa

[heady spear]

camm is no longer hot

nor sexy

[viral hornet]

city 😦

[heady spear]

i revoke ur sexy privileges

[mighty storm]

wtf

[viral hornet]

yes sir

[heady spear]

ur now an ugly commoner

[viral hornet]

[mighty storm]

there's a selfies?

[minor badge]

rory looks a little like a loaf in your pfp

[mighty storm]

she is :3

i love loaf mode 🍞

[potent fossil]

@potent fossil awa
@minor badge ewu

camm is no longer hot
@heady spear absolutely incorrect

go fuck yourself

@viral hornet is beautiful and sexy

[heady spear]

no

0/10

[viral hornet]

-1/10

[potent fossil]

stop talking about yourself city

you have to have some confidence

[viral hornet]

look what you've done city

[mighty storm]

{"message": "500: Internal Server Error", "code": 0}```

rip

[heady spear]

I'm 11/10

I'm God's gift to mankind xx

[potent fossil]

-10

1/10

[vernal moth]

no, my dum selfie in #hangar-dev broke discord

[potent fossil]

bad mini

[viral hornet]

What is that drink

[mental meadow]

its because you pinged jake smh

not allowed mini

[viral hornet]

oh just a water bottle

[vernal moth]

What is that drink
@viral hornet its an LTT insultated water bottle!!

lttstore.com!

[viral hornet]

are you sponsored

[heady spear]

awuwa i haven't gotten out of bed yet smh

and not had breakfast send help plz

[sharp sentinel]

It’s midnight so I’m in bed about to sleep

[viral hornet]

OOOO
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

[mighty storm]

{"message": "Unknown Message", "code": 10008}``` oop

[viral hornet]

Wait

[mighty storm]

wait whos birthday is it

[viral hornet]

Me's

no

[sharp sentinel]

If you mean me it’s 2 days off 😛

[vernal moth]

are you sponsored
@viral hornet I mean, jake did sponsor me at some point, but I dont think that counts as an actual endorsement

[viral hornet]

it's friday I think

[sharp sentinel]

Yeah Friday lol

[mental meadow]

fail

[viral hornet]

Look man, for some reason I thought it was Thursday night and just clocked over to Friday

[heady spear]

jake hasn't sponsored me smh

[viral hornet]

I need the weekend to be here already

[heady spear]

he just sends me dms asking for help

how sad

[sharp sentinel]

Although you did make me check the date haha

[viral hornet]

Haha, quick ohshit moment

[potent fossil]

i friend requested @burnt sandal but he ignored me

[heady spear]

camm is so dumb xx he doesn't understand dates

[mighty storm]

3 of my original sponsors are no longer sponsoring me, iwent from $51/mo to $3/mo 😢

[potent fossil]

i was and still am very offended

and hurt

[viral hornet]

jake isn't worth your time clearly simple

[potent fossil]

maybe so

[heady spear]

camm and simple can u guys go get a room

far away

[potent fossil]

but my feelings are still fractured

[viral hornet]

yes please

[potent fossil]

fuck you city

[heady spear]

in a volcano

i know u want to babe

[viral hornet]

sounds kinda hot

[heady spear]

but im busy

[potent fossil]

i want camm and u at the same time

[viral hornet]

Nah, I wouldn't want to embarrass city 😦

[heady spear]

camm and i would make a beautiful eiffel tower

[viral hornet]

LOL

[potent fossil]

from the song im currently listening 2 https://owo.whats-th.is/zsQXtcT.png

https://tenor.com/view/evil-smile-got-em-gotcha-gif-14696347

[mighty storm]

rory

[vernal moth]

do hacktober fest shirts actually sell out?

[cunning raft]

yeah

[sharp sentinel]

There’s a limit yeah

[heady spear]

simple refuses to send me nudes because he apparently has a fiance and shit

[sharp sentinel]

Idk if they hit them or not tho

[potent fossil]

I AM ENGAGED

[cunning raft]

there's a pool of 30-50k?

[viral hornet]

don't tell anyone or you'll be just another reegreetttt

[cunning raft]

i think

[mental meadow]

70k

[vernal moth]

has anyone here ever not getting one because it got sold out?

[cunning raft]

not me personally

[viral hornet]

simple you can send nudes whilst being engaged

[cunning raft]

altho i always completed day one

[mighty storm]

why is everyone engaged how tf to do you go from engaged to married

[viral hornet]

ask your partner to be more open

[potent fossil]

ask your partner to be more open
@viral hornet no

[cunning raft]

so this is the first time i've had to wait

[heady spear]

I need to wait 4 more days D:

[cunning raft]

I can claim mine in 4 days

[vernal moth]

my last PR matures in 4 days too

[mental meadow]

why is everyone engaged how tf to do you go from engaged to married
@mighty storm good question @austere tree

[heady spear]

I've 9 prs pending lol, and I wasn't even trying

I'm such a good OS contributor. Best person tbh

[cunning raft]

i don't understand why merged prs aren't automatically considered mature but ok digital ocean

[mental meadow]

I can't believe no one made a lttstore.com compilation

[cunning raft]

a wut

[mighty storm]

what is ltt?

[cunning raft]

linus tech tip

[mighty storm]

a single one?

[potent fossil]

linus tech just the tip

[cunning raft]

only one tip

[mighty storm]

excuse u

pe

[heady spear]

linus cat tips is the better channel :3

[cunning raft]

true

[mental meadow]

didn't the cat die bc the babysitter put it in the dryer

[vernal moth]

I can't believe no one made a lttstore.com compilation
@mental meadow sounds like a huge opportunity for dem youtube clicks

[cunning raft]

no uploads in a year tho

[vernal moth]

didn't the cat die bc the babysitter put it in the dryer
@mental meadow already got new ones

[mental meadow]

sounds like a lot of work

[potent fossil]

didn't the cat die bc the babysitter put it in the dryer
@mental meadow correct

fuck that babysitter

deserves death sentence

idc if it was an accident

stupid bitch

[cunning raft]

in a video game

[potent fossil]

no irl

[mental meadow]

pls no jokes like that simple

[cunning raft]

discord trust and safety he means in a video game

[potent fossil]

its not a joke

[vernal moth]

@mental meadow am not actually playing league right now, I was gonna go grocery shopping, lol

[heady spear]

https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/allow-non-registered-users-to-see-premium-plugins.400498/page-4
omfg how is this still going. premium plugin authors are cringe

[cunning raft]

he is talking about minecraft

[mental meadow]

wow

[potent fossil]

they actually deserve to be imprisoned for that shit

[cunning raft]

he wants to kill them in a video game

[potent fossil]

imagine being that cat

[vernal moth]

or well, I mean

[potent fossil]

cooked to death

[vernal moth]

I could do one round

[potent fossil]

fucking uncool

[mental meadow]

na go shopping lol

[vernal moth]

ill do one after that for sure tho

[mental meadow]

nice

[potent fossil]

excuse me if im on the right side of history on that one tbh

[vernal moth]

will be game 8 for the day, lmao

[potent fossil]

anyway whatever ig

[heady spear]

anyway can we agree that those über-capitalists on spaghett are cringe pl0x? so far it's been suggested to allow everyone to see premium resources and also for md_5 to sell premium slots in the resource view =)))

[potent fossil]

can we agree city is cringe

[heady spear]

blocked

[potent fossil]

wtf he actually blocked me

k

[void void]

#paper-help

[heady spear]

i didn't wtf

[potent fossil]

why are you not my friend anymore then wtf

[heady spear]

idk

[minor badge]

wtf city

[heady spear]

prolly because ur MEAN

[potent fossil]

bad human

[heady spear]

and u yell at me all the time

[potent fossil]

im MEAN because im DEPRESSED AF

if u cant deal with it ur not a real one

[heady spear]

add me back then wtf

[potent fossil]

[vernal moth]

anyway can we agree that those über-capitalists on spaghett are cringe pl0x? so far it's been suggested to allow everyone to see premium resources and also for md_5 to sell premium slots in the resource view =)))
@heady spear psst, if you gimme 500 euro every search query on hangar will feature hyperverse

[mental meadow]

I think 70-80% of the people in this server have depression

[potent fossil]

yes

[heady spear]

https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/allow-paid-addons-for-paid-resources.434771/
https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/paid-sticky-slots-auction-style.432591/
https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/reviews-removed-on-chargeback-users.418674/

[mental meadow]

lol Mini maybe the opposite

[heady spear]

splogde wants their money :3

[limber knot]

s/ in this server//

Correction, <DiscordBot> <10a​ur​or​a ​(s​he​/h​er​)> I think 70-80% of the people**** have depression

[potent fossil]

i took meds for some time but they made me feel weird so i flushed them down the toilet

[mental meadow]

thats not good

pharmacies take meds and dispose them properly, don't flush them or throw them away

[potent fossil]

too late

that was quite a few years ago

[heady spear]

then the fishies will go dumb

party fishies

[potent fossil]

now i just drink and do drugs

i mean what

[tranquil turret]

I recently installed orebfuscator against xrayers but since then the usualy 60 fps experience dropped down to 28-32 fps and visible lags. It could be the handicap of the default config however I couldn't find a support server for this plugin. Is there any other similar plugin that's good against xrayers?

what do you guys use?

[potent fossil]

paper xray engine mode 2

in paper.yml

[tranquil turret]

oh

[potent fossil]

no plugin

[tranquil turret]

didn't know paper has that

[potent fossil]

it does indeed

and it works pretty well

but you still need staff to catch false positives, as with any plugin (including orebfuscator)

[limber knot]

imo it's easier to just catch them if you don't have anti-xray on lol

[potent fossil]

probably but requires very proactive staff

if you have it then indeed

[hollow tinsel]

he want that gawk gawk 9000 aka the sukler aka the mushroom kingdom aka the 2 millimeter defeater

[potent fossil]

ok

[hollow tinsel]

wrong chat

[potent fossil]

ok

[hollow tinsel]

do u want it?

[potent fossil]

ok

[hollow tinsel]

is that yes or no

[potent fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/why-not-both-gif-11478682

[vernal moth]

@mental meadow am back

[golden gust]

|?ban @vernal moth nothx

[warm anchor]

Hi back

[vernal moth]

cat just salty that aurora doesnt want to play with him

[raven mesa]

helloooo

[mental meadow]

oof

I was playing piano

or well

"playing" is a strong word

[cosmic raft]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-piano-cute-gif-8240085

[mental meadow]

I'm finally learning it :3

[mossy vessel]

amazing

I used to play the piano back the years

[verbal sapphire]

Does anyone know realistically how many a paper server can handle

does it all depend on specs?

[mossy vessel]

0

[next wind]

it has tons of factors

plugins, specs, players, movement of players, size of world, configs

[verbal sapphire]

I plan on just having essentials

[next wind]

still has a bunch of factors, thats just one of the factors

[slim nymph]

is it 3 players living in same base, or 3 players living separate each building duplicate copies of farms all running at same time?

stuff like that matters

[verbal sapphire]

I am wondering like 1000 players

in a world

if its possible

[slim nymph]

no lol

maybe in 1.2.5

[verbal sapphire]

maybe 100-200 on at the same time

[hollow pilot]

Maybe!

[next wind]

thats doable, but only in a lobby or something probably

[hollow pilot]

If you need 1000 players then you use Waterfall to split it up

[slim nymph]

try to design your server to spread out over multiple servers

[next wind]

or velocity 🙂

[slim nymph]

then use a global chat system to bind the community if it fits

[verbal sapphire]

Yeah, I guess I would need to do that

[slim nymph]

like i have 10 servers all of same design

each has their own small sub community

[verbal sapphire]

I was planning on doing a challenge esque type server

like a mrbeast challenge

first to kill ender dragon wins $1000

I guess I can do it but in multiple servers

[vernal moth]

I was playing piano
@mental meadow your loss, its a good game 😄

[ornate spindle]

last version that was able to support 1k players at 20 tps without basically making a server multi-threaded per world was 1.8.8

[verbal sapphire]

interesting, thanks @ornate spindle

[slim nymph]

someone hit 1k players on 1.8?

[ornate spindle]

I did

[slim nymph]

doing what, lobby?

[ornate spindle]

factions

[slim nymph]

how, even during 1.8 shit wasnt that fast

[rustic knoll]

we've done skyblock

with 1k-ish per instance

[ornate spindle]

basically strip down as much as possible and make it so that spawn doesn't render anyone

[verbal sapphire]

Wdym doesn’t render anymore?

What about the people in spawn

[ornate spindle]

players are invisible in spawn

[limber knot]

pretty sure most clients can't handle 1000 players at once lol

[verbal sapphire]

They won’t be near each other

Unless I /killall lol

[ornate spindle]

yeah we had to start making people invisible at spawn when 300 - 400 people were in spawn since that's when most clients just straight up freeze when they spawned in

[limber knot]

if they aren't near each other then there is no reason to have them all on one server anyways

[ornate spindle]

personally I wish 500 - 1k players was still possible, especially on 1.16

[verbal sapphire]

Is Minecraft less performant now

Cuz of all the new features they are adding

[hollow pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-minions-movie-minions-gi-fs-minions-gif-5026357

[limber knot]

more because of the internal rewrite that they have been doing for years

the old code wasn't really good lol

[hollow pilot]

It was faster "in the good old days"

[limber knot]

good ol days is beta 1.2 or earlier

[hollow pilot]

The bad old days

[limber knot]

begone, foodbar

begone potions

begone sprinting

or was that earlier?

oh, also fuck sneaking amirite

[verbal sapphire]

good old days for me is like 1.4.7 lol

[limber knot]

think sneaking was in there

[verbal sapphire]

somewhere around that atleast

used to play on browser

when they let you embed java applets

[limber knot]

ya, begone sprinting tho, remove the vanilla client speed exploits

[verbal sapphire]

why are you guys bot users 😂

[limber knot]

ur the bot here

[twin lagoon]

IRC

[verbal sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/robot-bot-lego-gif-14139390

[limber knot]

petty dumcordian

imagine being a human smh

[verbal sapphire]

how wtf lol

everyone is a bot 😂

[limber knot]

how

[twin lagoon]

IRC

[mossy vessel]

OIC

[verbal sapphire]

CID

[limber knot]

never have I seen a dumcordian b so dum

[twin lagoon]

.g IRC

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://www.rescue.org/ -- International Rescue Committee (IRC): "The International Rescue Committee (IRC) responds to the world's worst humanitarian crises and helps people to survive and rebuild their lives. Find..."

[twin lagoon]

bots dumb as fuck

[limber knot]

that's google

.b irc

(RoboMWM) **https://www.rescue.org/**: "International Rescue Committee (IRC)": "The International Rescue Committee (IRC) responds to the world’s worst humanitarian crises and helps people to survive and rebuild their lives. Find out how you can help the IRC offer lifesaving care and life-changing assistance to refugees forced to flee from war or disaster."

nice

[twin lagoon]

lul

!ddg irc

[limber knot]

wow

[twin lagoon]

no

[verbal sapphire]

add my bot lol

[twin lagoon]

no

[limber knot]

since wen they pay to push to the front

used to not return that first but no longer

[verbal sapphire]

https://github.com/Flam3rboy/discord-bot-client

[twin lagoon]

we have our own bots

no one would be interested in adding some rando's discord bot

[verbal sapphire]

😦

[limber knot]

dumcord bots ultra dum

[mossy vessel]

whack

[verbal sapphire]

Im a verified bot developer

[twin lagoon]

k

[limber knot]

u thot being a dumcordian is bad enuf

[verbal sapphire]

you can trust me!

[twin lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-jumbled-letters-gif-4754284

[verbal sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/sarcasm-omg-wow-shocked-great-gif-9455005

[limber knot]

imagine promoting an even dummer bot

[mossy vessel]

Nobody is interested in your bot and now move on

[verbal sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/bots-hobots-buzz-lightyear-toy-story-woody-gif-17120878

[hollow pilot]

No longer Maintained

There's your problem

[mortal zinc]

perhaps don't beat the man senseless for wanting to contribute

🙂

[void void]

no

everyone will get beaten up when needed

[limpid comet]

I use MongoDB

where's my beating?

[void void]

you need more than getting beaten

[cosmic raft]

I use MongoDB too

No beating allowed

[void void]

smh my head

[cosmic raft]

Korobi has used it since 2015 without any issues, and I use it in other things too

:)

[upper flicker]

relational DBs scare him

[twin lagoon]

@cosmic raft

[cosmic raft]

uwu michael

[void void]

postgres gang

[twin lagoon]

uwu

https://www.apple.com/apple-events/event-stream/

[upper flicker]

fastest cpu now go faster, much zoom zoom

better battery, no last long long tim

cameras very sharp, many pixely, very good

fin

[twin lagoon]

don't forget the doing better for the world section

90% more eco-friendly materials

[upper flicker]

that and the not-so-humble-brag section

[twin lagoon]

and then some marketing bit about africa or education

[upper flicker]

"90% of users on latest version, lol google"

"most downloaded blah blah"

[mighty storm]

547k waiting

[twin lagoon]

here we go

[mighty storm]

cowards

inb4 it's just home pod mini have a good night

[upper flicker]

lol

[mighty storm]

it's the home pod, but smaller, and exact same price

[nocturne falcon]

its tim apple

[upper flicker]

just as useless but smol

[mighty storm]

omg tim apple

[upper flicker]

inb4

[twin lagoon]

oh my god they are announcing a homepod

chew what have you done

[mighty storm]

lol

[upper flicker]

they should really make the old one useful before they worry about making a new one

[twin lagoon]

homepod mini

[upper flicker]

mfw

[mighty storm]

i todl u

[twin lagoon]

holy shit it looks like shit

[nocturne falcon]

goddamit chew

[mighty storm]

damn potted plant

[twin lagoon]

chew give rory scritches

[upper flicker]

yes youre so slick with your editing

[mighty storm]

it that a homepod mini mini

[upper flicker]

I kinda miss actual keynotes

missed googles, miss apples, miss all of them

[mighty storm]

yeah the keynotes actually slapped, one day

ive never used homepod so i cant give my opinion

[upper flicker]

its not very useful if you arent buried in the apple ecosystem

[mighty storm]

of the 1 smart speaker i've used, it's the best (and worst)

[upper flicker]

siri is still not an amazing assistant on the likes of google's or amazon's

it doesnt hoover as much data, but maybe thats the tradeoff

[mighty storm]

google has the advantaged since they have... idk.. some giant ass search engine

[peak dirge]

HomePod Mini: finally, the speaker for the RGB gaming PC crowd!

[limber knot]

self hosted home assistent or gtfo lol

[upper flicker]

r/pcmasterrace finally wants an apple product

rgb homepod

[mighty storm]

"unheard of" so does it do it or not, it's a speaker, arent you supposed to hear it

[upper flicker]

quiet dad

[mighty storm]

damn that one cool

but who would own 2 homepods lol

wait i just realised it doesnt need to be plugged in

[upper flicker]

actually quite a few people have two

because you can use them as a stereo pair

[mighty storm]

yeahh

kinda cool

[upper flicker]

you know, if youre buried in the apple ecosystem

[limber knot]

https://mycroft.ai/ is pretty cool too ;D

[nocturne falcon]

rip spotify

[mighty storm]

pandora and amazing

[upper flicker]

doesnt even launch with spotify, pandora, etc

[twin lagoon]

rip tidal

[mighty storm]

cant imagine why they didnt mention them

[upper flicker]

literally what I mean by "buried in the apple ecosystem"

spotify didnt even work on homepod until recently iirc

spotify and apple are all butthurt at eachother

[mighty storm]

probably that lawsuit 👀

[upper flicker]

spotify mad that apple really controlling

[mighty storm]

i will never not use spotify because of the last.fm integration

[upper flicker]

spotify pretty much made itself on the app store when it launched

so its especially funny

[twin lagoon]

what

[limber knot]

doesn't like everything integrate with last.fm though?

[twin lagoon]

what about last.fm

lol

[limber knot]

pretty sure every major mp3 player software has last.fm plugins/addons lol

[mighty storm]

on the site? i only saw spotify

[limber knot]

site?

wat

[upper flicker]

"gallery visit" might be the most apple reminder you could possibly have

[mighty storm]

i aint doin 3rd party nonsense

[limber knot]

I'm talking about music player programs

not some website shit

[mighty storm]

last.fm is a website...

[limber knot]

yes?

[mighty storm]

so?

see anything else there?

my point

[limber knot]

wat

[twin lagoon]

oh never not use spotify

lul

[mighty storm]

yes....

[limber knot]

https://www.foobar2000.org/components/view/foo_audioscrobbler

[mighty storm]

lmao that was ecobee

[twin lagoon]

what even is last.fm

[limber knot]

see, an easy addon for the best windows media player in existence

[mighty storm]

tracks your listening and shows you stats about it and such

[upper flicker]

its for annoying people to share info

if anyone ever talks to you about their last.fm just nod passively until they stop

[mighty storm]

i dont share it, it's just interesting to see for me

[mental meadow]

Look at my last fm @upper flicker https://www.last.fm/user/AuroraRainbow

[upper flicker]

nods passively

[limber knot]

I stopped gifting my data to last.fm ten years or so ago lol

they offer zero value

[mighty storm]

who hangs their bikes on a wall

[upper flicker]

I have mine on the garage wall

but flat, not sticking out

[mighty storm]

yeah

[upper flicker]

thats a designer garage tho

[mighty storm]

our is on the ground up against our wall

[limber knot]

you guys don't have a bike garage?

[upper flicker]

2 car garage, 1 car, very organized

[mental meadow]

designer garage

[upper flicker]

marketing garage

idk

[twin lagoon]

wtf is a bike garage

[mighty storm]

a garage for your bikes

[upper flicker]

not a garage anyone that actually uses their garage has

[limber knot]

a garage where you store all your bikes?

[mighty storm]

oh damn

[peak dirge]

$99, wow

How much does a Google Home Mini cost again?

[nocturne falcon]

thats pretty cheap wow

[upper flicker]

I do have one of those google home minis sitting on my desk unplugged, which is basically how its been since I got it

free if you get the right deal

[vernal moth]

oh apple event?

[cosmic raft]

$79 CAD Tux

[mighty storm]

ye

[cosmic raft]

for Google Home Mini

[upper flicker]

sent me mine for free

[peak dirge]

$39

[nocturne falcon]

atleast compared to what i expected from apple

[upper flicker]

didnt they just replace it with nest mini or something though

[mighty storm]

but.. google home 🤢

[limber knot]

lmao my last.fm history from 8 years ago is pretty dumb https://www.last.fm/user/Phoenix616

[cosmic raft]

(am just guessing)

[twin lagoon]

#1 smartphone

[mental meadow]

kash!!!

[vernal moth]

didnt they just replace it with nest mini or something though
@upper flicker kist a rename

[upper flicker]

not just a rename

[mighty storm]

also hi kash :3

[upper flicker]

hardware change

[vernal moth]

just

[mighty storm]

is it iphone time

[vernal moth]

really?

[upper flicker]

yes, better speaker for sure

maybe usb c? dont remember

not fundamentally earth shattering though, still wouldnt want to listen to music on it

[mighty storm]

finally

[upper flicker]

who fucking cares about 5G

[nocturne falcon]

wow thats 20% more Gs

[mighty storm]

me our internet sucks

[peak dirge]

5G iPhone with A14 chips? yawn

[upper flicker]

talk about falling for the carrier hype

maybe its better elsewhere

[peak dirge]

I think I'll keep my XR for a bit longer

[upper flicker]

in the US the 5G networks they tested were actually slower

[mighty storm]

im still on 8

[upper flicker]

assuming you could find some coverage

[mighty storm]

we have some downtown

[peak dirge]

We have zero 5G AFAIK

[nocturne falcon]

i am going to get 2 more years out of this 8 atleast

[upper flicker]

I have an XS Max so I doubt there will be anything here that would make me go out and buy

[mighty storm]

ive had my 8 for 2 years

[twin lagoon]

uh oh

verizon

[nocturne falcon]

i think ive had mine around that long. dont perfectly remember

[upper flicker]

remember when apple and verizon had beef over the iphone

[mighty storm]

we need to upgrade our phones, so we'll check out SE2/11's

[peak dirge]

Carrier hype around 5G is

[nocturne falcon]

SE2 looks sweet

[twin lagoon]

it's just whoever pays apple most

[peak dirge]

5G will save kittens, result in miracles, and make your life 10000% easier kek

[mighty storm]

just use AT&T and Have 5GE (which is absolutely fucking nothing)

[upper flicker]

at&t and there 5ge shit

same thing they did with 4g

att scum of the earth

[nocturne falcon]

ooh i bet i have the 5GE rn

[mighty storm]

but Tux don't you know!!!!!! !!!! !!! 5g coorna vuris!!!!

[peak dirge]

Sssh...

[mighty storm]

I only had 5GE when I was in orlando

[nocturne falcon]

"ideal conditions"

[upper flicker]

blow through your tiny data cap even faster! Pay us our overage fees even sooner!

[mighty storm]

damn 250mbps is 2.5x faster than my home internet

yall have data caps?? lmao

[nocturne falcon]

data caps

[peak dirge]

yep

[upper flicker]

murica

[nocturne falcon]

i am in murica

[mighty storm]

we got unlimited*

*after 26 gb or so they'll slow you down so other customers get fast speed

[upper flicker]

thats how the unlimited plans here work as well

[vernal moth]

@green turret not sure if you brought your sonys already, but they are on sale on amazon

[upper flicker]

just not a ton of people on them because they're still moneys

[mighty storm]

and my home internet is 1 TB datacap lol

[upper flicker]

my home internet is 500 GB and I blow through it every month

[mossy vessel]

Imagine having a datacap

[nocturne falcon]

for us, since we got a bunch of us on the plan, the unlimited was cheaper for someweird reason

[upper flicker]

ISPs are right up there in my scum of the earth list

[twin lagoon]

chicohgo

[nocturne falcon]

also home internet datacap oof

[mighty storm]

the closest we got is 800gb one time cus our camera kept uploading

afterwards we barely hit 500gb

[peak dirge]

Verizon launches 5G you can use? Fat chance probably.

[twin lagoon]

we use like 2.5TB a month

datacaps are dumb

[mighty storm]

stop downloading so much porn then geez

empty audience 😢

[nocturne falcon]

i think we were clearning about 1TB pre pandemic, and around 3TB post pandemic lol

[upper flicker]

does it look just like every other iphone

[mighty storm]

there's plenty of seats, easily couldve fit 1/6 of normal people as youd expect

[nocturne falcon]

god they kept the notch

[upper flicker]

oh I cant wait to hold it wrong

[peak dirge]

Data caps are fucking dumb

[upper flicker]

theyre always gonna keep the notch until it can be shrank

[twin lagoon]

wow it's an iphone 5 x iphone 11

[mighty storm]

man they already announcing the se3

5x11 is 55 dummy this is iphone 4 x 3

[peak dirge]

iPhone 12: the first Apple phone with a Qualcomm chip only

[twin lagoon]

"unique"

[mighty storm]

oh u right this is iphone 5 lmao

[nocturne falcon]

literally iphone 5

[peak dirge]

They redesigned it? Looks the same to me

[upper flicker]

can I make some free bumper jokes

[mighty storm]

this is what we thiught the se2 would be

[upper flicker]

oh no dont talk about antennas on that design

steve will roll in his grave again

[peak dirge]

Xiaomi has similar-looking phones, plus you get the much more open Android ecosystem. Disadvantage is that you MIGHT get your data beamed to China.

[mighty storm]

damn it been working out

what's its workout?

we shouldve done a bingo

[nocturne falcon]

Super Retina XDR lmao

[mighty storm]

"enviornmentally friendly" just got crossed off

[upper flicker]

they always have the best marketing names

[nocturne falcon]

theyre just gonna keep tacking letters on

[cosmic raft]

still better than USB names

[mighty storm]

alright place your guesses, $899 is my guess

[upper flicker]

same launch price as current 11

[mighty storm]

USD*

[upper flicker]

they dont fuck with the prices very often

[nocturne falcon]

okay to be fair USB's are a disaster

uhhh i give it 849

[twin lagoon]

$1149

[upper flicker]

1149 will be the pro max ++

[cosmic raft]

$799

is my guess

[twin lagoon]

true

[mighty storm]

durability low? just type /repair iphone ezpz

[twin lagoon]

$999 my last bet

[cyan nova]

Xiaomi has similar-looking phones, plus you get the much more open Android ecosystem. Disadvantage is that you MIGHT get your data beamed to China.
you can/should be using a custom rom when possible

[mighty storm]

cloudflare shield but glass

[twin lagoon]

jesus christ woman just shoot me already

[upper flicker]

wasnt xiaomi the one that was so shameless in copying them they even used to wear turtle necks while announcing stuff

[mighty storm]

she can break my crystals 😩

[nocturne falcon]

4 times 0 is still 0

[mighty storm]

how would it accidentally slip out of your pocket

[cosmic raft]

easily

[mighty storm]

WE DONT NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE GGGGG

[upper flicker]

nooooooooooo 5g god dammit

we get it

its not that interesting

[peak dirge]

5G will save kittens!

[twin lagoon]

wtf is this

[mighty storm]

oh this is the corona virus lab

[nocturne falcon]

thats a long ass handle

[mighty storm]

damn that looks kinda epic ngl

[upper flicker]

you would go in there, trip and fall on the foam, immediately fuck it up

[mighty storm]

the room

"software stack"
shows an actual stack of software lmao

[peak dirge]

My bet is that iPhone 12 has a Qualcomm modem, not one of Apple's modems

[mighty storm]

"5g makes iphone faster"
yeah i'd hope so

[upper flicker]

"we made it more power efficient by not using 5G"

well shit

good for you

[mighty storm]

lmao

[peak dirge]

🤣

[mighty storm]

just turn off the battery so it doesnt die

[upper flicker]

if 5G is that bad

why do we care anyway reeeee

[twin lagoon]

?????

[upper flicker]

what is this avx512

[twin lagoon]

wasn't this just 4gbps

[mighty storm]

thoughtit was 250 Mbps

[nocturne falcon]

already dropped 500mbps

that took like 9 minutes

[peak dirge]

mmWave - you have to be outside and looking at the cell tower!

[mighty storm]

you told us this

[upper flicker]

"In the US"

there's your qualcomm model

everywhere else will use some different modem or an apple one

[mighty storm]

"Ideal conditions"
The conditions: everyone being at home

a new chip!

[peak dirge]

Apple bought the smoldering remains of Intel's modem efforts

[upper flicker]

yes

[mighty storm]

wow!
ANOTHER SECRET LAB?

[upper flicker]

If everything is a "Z" or a "Bionic" where's the normal A14

IF EVERYTHING IS SPECIAL NOTHING IS

[mighty storm]

my mistake THIS Is where they made virus /s

[twin lagoon]

their hardware lab looks dope though

[mighty storm]

ye

[peak dirge]

TSMC 5nm

[limpid comet]

Isn't this chip not new...

[nocturne falcon]

5nm wow

didnt know it was out this early

[limpid comet]

Isn't it in iPads already

[peak dirge]

Apple has good silicon engineering, to be fair

[nocturne falcon]

i expected another month or two

[twin lagoon]

apple has really good silicon engineering

[upper flicker]

one more company that swiped TSMC fab space from nvidia

[twin lagoon]

their mobile processors are the best on the market

[mighty storm]

why do they make it smaller, isnt it better to make it bigger

[peak dirge]

But they already announced this chip so blah blah blah

[mighty storm]

who plays games on phones

[upper flicker]

they always go super in depth on chips on the phone launches

[mighty storm]

well, gpu intesive ones

[nocturne falcon]

not fortnite players

[limber knot]

is this the apple event play by play

[upper flicker]

they didnt say much about it on the ipad launch

probably didnt plan on the delay

[mighty storm]

ye

[limpid comet]

yeah

good point

I don't watch apple events usually

this one is interesting though

[upper flicker]

apple chips always very speedy

now even speedier

qualcomm still crying in the corner

[mighty storm]

i missed like 20 minutes of the ipad and minecraft ones, i made sure to set my alarm

[limpid comet]

actual decent exynos wen

[limber knot]

mfw apple doesn't have a twitch account smh

[twin lagoon]

exynos used to be good actually

[upper flicker]

even the A12Z on the current ipad pro is super under utilized

[mighty storm]

WHO IS GAMING

[twin lagoon]

used to be way ahead of qualcomm

[peak dirge]

"Console quality games" wheeeeeeeee

[void void]

6G

[mighty storm]

"best games on all time"
minecraft is already on there?

WHAT THE FUCK

[twin lagoon]

[upper flicker]

months ago, apple furiously scribbles out the fortnite segment

[cunning raft]

all of this means nothing because its hand picked stats

[cosmic raft]

wat

league

wat

[limpid comet]

BRUH

BRUH

what

LOLLL

[peak dirge]

Fortnite doe

[upper flicker]

desperately looks for replacement game