general

[limber knot]

mobile timings 😓

[finite wave]

@worn ember bad plugin

[left swift]

Lol

[finite wave]

Pls fix mister ded

[worn ember]

goes offline

@left swift what are you doing

i already made everything i can make async, async, so if its slow ur just bad

[left swift]

Not my timings

This person probably has outdated everything they didn't have aikar flags either

[worn ember]

Lol

[left swift]

[worn ember]

Wtf

My windows is bricked

Second time it just randomly shut down out of nowhere

[left swift]

Sync chunk loads maybe

[worn ember]

Is he using paper?

[left swift]

Lol

[worn ember]

If not then well...

It's gonna be sync lol

[spice finch]

ded your plugins are laggy af, who have seen rtp taking 1ms

[granite salmon]

they're using timings v2, it has to be paper

[vernal moth]

Gotta ask some webserver for a random location

[left swift]

I was making a joke that ur windows is doing sync chunk loads u prefix dev

[worn ember]

"plugins" funny of you to assume I can shit out more than one plugin

Well it's still expensive. Nothing I can do

ive sped up some things in the last dev builds but yea

"server service" well no shit sherlock you're on a desktop system

[steel pulsar]

this is the power of windows...

[worn ember]

its been this error twice every time it shut down

but thats no reason to fucking crash

[potent fossil]

it says the first 4 bytes of the data section contain the status code so go look, find the status code, google dat, find cause, fix, profit

[worn ember]

go look where

[potent fossil]

probably in the registry at the Server service performance object. Google where it's at m8

[worn ember]

just dont break smh

[cerulean elbow]

help

Thank you

[left swift]

[finite wave]

We ignored him there i think

[potent fossil]

is the site down?

[left swift]

1.8 jar?

[finite wave]

@slim nymph Been atleast a few plebs with timings paste errors recently, is it just their host that’s being dum or?

[potent fossil]

negatory

probably old server jar :D

[left swift]

Oh that's java

[finite wave]

It’s a 1.16 har nonana

[potent fossil]

oh

ripperoni

[left swift]

Harhar

[potent fossil]

@cerulean elbow try it again

see if the error happens

[worn ember]

@spare venture help 😢

[waxen panther]

.help

fuck

[worn ember]

rekt

[potent fossil]

what a noob

[waxen panther]

stupid command

stupid bot

stupid user

<- me

[potent fossil]

That's the first intelligent thing you've said all day.

[finite wave]

Broc is stupid nice

[potent fossil]

fuicking amazon says my water bottle is out for delivery again, but UPS says MONDAY

[left swift]

⬇️ this person dumb ⬇️

[potent fossil]

fuck you

[left swift]

Gottem

[void void]

lel

[spice finch]

Did you actually order water bottle?

[potent fossil]

yea

[spice finch]

Smh

[potent fossil]

why

[left swift]

Hydroflask

Sksksksk

[potent fossil]

ye

[limber moon]

Phoenix is a webhook so he can't get mentioned in a message

[limber knot]

just need to say my name

[limber moon]

bot

does maxhealth have a cap

[limber knot]

probably

[limber moon]

omnious

probably as in the usual 32bit limit

?

[limber knot]

if I remember correctly it was limited to something like 2000

[serene bolt]

time to disable them

[limber knot]

or get people to port the featuer search patch

[twin lagoon]

@minor badge ;w;

[limber knot]

right, disable game mechanics instead of fixing the bug smh

[potent fossil]

@minor badge is it possible to point a subdomain i own to owo

[twin lagoon]

dunno if bring-your-own-domain is a thing with owo

simple you're literally in the discord

ask them wtf

[potent fossil]

[worn ember]

just use sxcu smh

isnt that what you used to do simple?

[potent fossil]

i do on windows

thats just bc i havent checked to see if owo is sharex compatible tho

if it is ill switch windows to owo as well

[twin lagoon]

it is

https://owo.whats-th.is/6ExnJDP.png

made with sharex

[worn ember]

i mean

[potent fossil]

well next time im in windows ill switch to it

[stiff yarrow]

how is everyone doing this lovely day

[potent fossil]

#paper-help

[warm hornet]

what's wrong xd?

[kind island]

@stiff yarrow im doin alright just woke up and u :D?

Didnt even know that u were in this dc lol

[stiff yarrow]

I just buzzed my hair because I was too lazy to setup a barber appointment (appointment only in oregon)

[kind island]

Ah :D last time i cut my hair was in like january and before that it was 3 years ago xD

[potent fossil]

buzzed is nice

[kind island]

It was pretty long xD

That image is also from like half a year before cut so it was even longer

[potent fossil]

is that actually you? it looks like a game

[kind island]

Its me then i cut out the background and made this xD

[potent fossil]

lol

[kind island]

:D

This one was newer xD

[slim nymph]

@warm hornet plugin is not up to date or compatible with 1.16

@finite wave it's people with shit tons of plugins generating too large of timings report data files that the server can process, they have to increase timings interval to merge more data and reduce length

I'll try to write a guide on that soon so we can link it to people

[golden gust]

those exceptions are a timeout opening the connection

[stiff yarrow]

I prefer to consult a oujia board to determine which plugins are being naughty

I call it fun with friends timings

[slim nymph]

Maybe routing, I'm not getting alerts for the server

[latent valve]

@worn ember dota?

[worn ember]

sure, lemme fix this minor thing first

[latent valve]

no banning techie!

[worn ember]

i never do

[latent valve]

it always banned

[minor badge]

@potent fossil yeah, DM aurieh or dean abt it

[vagrant niche]

Some piece if shit stole my fucking shoes

omg

[latent valve]

https://imgur.com/VzWkTEI look at this cute boi

[vagrant niche]

Now I actually haev an excuse to get out of jury duty

[left swift]

Why do you leave your shoes outside

[vagrant niche]

why the fk not

[left swift]

Cuz then someone steals them

[vagrant niche]

u right

Well, now I aint got no shoes so nobody can steal em

[left swift]

The ultimate defense

[vagrant niche]

Now I gotta buy new fkng shoes

ffs

[waxen panther]

rough

[latent valve]

🔪 it off then u dont need any shoes

[vagrant niche]

what shoes should I get

[latent valve]

flipflop

[left swift]

Gucci slides

[worn ember]

@vagrant niche haha for real?

lmfao

people are such cunts tbh

[vagrant niche]

ye it was my only shoes too cuz I aint digging in the garage to find my old ones

[worn ember]

man thats so sad

who even steals shoes

[vagrant niche]

that fker on the video does

[worn ember]

report it to the popo

[vagrant niche]

aint nobody gonna investigate a $200 shoe theft

[worn ember]

go steal someone elses shoes

[vagrant niche]

ya guys got any shoe recommendation?

[worn ember]

i just buy whatever fits and looks nice

$80 shoes ftw

[vagrant niche]

can't exactly go shoe shopping rn

[finite wave]

I see aik

[left swift]

Just poop in ur shoes that way no one will want to steal them

[finite wave]

K

[knotty rose]

Wtf

does anyoneeven steal shoes?

[vagrant niche]

A crime has been committed, I demand justice.

[knotty rose]

and why tf do you have ur shoes outside?

[left swift]

Shoe thief's steal shoes

[vagrant niche]

dunno what kind of shoe it was, can't get the same one :(

[finite wave]

Just go barefeet the rest of your life

[vagrant niche]

This one looks colourful

[left swift]

https://www.amazon.com/AMSCAN-Yellow-Halloween-Costume-Accessories/dp/B00UKHWIVM/

Wow amazon links ok

[vagrant niche]

you just need the one after dp

[left swift]

Referral codes?

[vagrant niche]

oh ye beautiful

[potent fossil]

who the fuck

[left swift]

When the fuck

[vagrant niche]

buyin' this one

[unreal quarry]

i was going to get some roame shoes, but now that i'm not working i rarely ride at night so cant justify the $300 for them

[left swift]

What are those lax

[finite wave]

Shoes

[urban depot]

Does anyone know how to disable the thing where ops can be the only player who needs to sleep?

[vagrant niche]

@potent fossil find shoes for you

[potent fossil]

ill wear them if you buy them for me

[vagrant niche]

Nike Free RN Flyknit 2018 @left swift

They're just $83 go buy em urself simp

[left swift]

🤔

[finite wave]

Do people actually wear those ugly fuckers?

[potent fossil]

yes

bc they Jordans

they also wear Yeezys lmaooooooo

[finite wave]

Sigh

[potent fossil]

.g yeezy shoe picture

[limber knot]

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[potent fossil]

[vagrant niche]

thats ugly

[finite wave]

I mean those look comfy

But ugly

[potent fossil]

those do not at all look comfy

they look like cloth slippers

[finite wave]

Yes

[potent fossil]

with no protection at all

[finite wave]

Cloth slippers are comfy

[potent fossil]

do you people just not ever walk on rocks or something

[finite wave]

Like extra socks

[vagrant niche]

just go get crocs

[potent fossil]

if you walk on rocks with that, you will cry

[finite wave]

Don’t walk on rocks??

Why do you walk on rocks

[potent fossil]

Because sometimes it's the only path wtf

How sheltered are you sir

[finite wave]

I’m living in a city and public transport can literally take me anywhere

[left swift]

Crocs are comfy

[potent fossil]

life in the concrete jungle

wearing cloth slippers

not only that, but paying $900 for them

[left swift]

People who wear yeezys aren't going to be within 500ft of dirt

[potent fossil]

kekwhyper

[left swift]

Lol

They the type of people that buy those shoes then put them on a shelf to look at

[potent fossil]

They're the type of people where if somebody accidentally steps on your shoe in a crowd, they lose their shit like you've just murdered and gutted their spouse in front of them

[left swift]

They pull a gun or knife ya

[vagrant niche]

two shoes what ya guys think?

[finite wave]

Get both

[vagrant niche]

I am

[finite wave]

Good

If you wear both at once the chance they get stolen are low

[unreal quarry]

if ya'll buying people shoes, get me some https://www.roame.com mens 13 pls ^_^

[vagrant niche]

are those good billy

omg they ugly

and they light up

oh I should get shoes with wheels

[unreal quarry]

they connect to your bike's brake and blinker lights ^_^

[vagrant niche]

I've only ever had nikes all my life

I only do running shoes

[unreal quarry]

i have a pair of running shoes, but i rarely wear them. i prefer boots, or at least something with a higher ankle support than running shoes

[potent fossil]

Do I see VELCRO BRAND HOOK 'N LOOP on those ROAME shoes, Billy?

[unreal quarry]

yes

[potent fossil]

Very nice.

The motorcycle shoe with built-in wireless turn signals and brake lights. Reinforced with the state of the art D3O material.

built in turn signals

👀

[unreal quarry]

yup, thats why i want them

the lights

[potent fossil]

i dont even have a motorcycle but i want those so i can indicate which way im going to turn while walking

and then turn the opposite way to piss people off

[unreal quarry]

i also want to get one of those Mr LightMode helmet kits

cant have enough lights on a bike, imho

[left swift]

Just turn ur blinker on a block away from your turn but then dont turn

[unreal quarry]

too many people "i didnt see them"

[potent fossil]

right https://owo.whats-th.is/5Fg3PVj.png

[unreal quarry]

https://www.lightmodehelmets.com/

[static badge]

reduces the edge issues

[vagrant niche]

r u rlly buying one simp

[potent fossil]

fuck no

320 for shoes

bitch

[unreal quarry]

oh, i know barty. i've been with blockbench since the beginning. i was an early donator to help get linux support and everything

[vagrant niche]

its got blinking lights tho

worth it

[unreal quarry]

320 for boots aint that bad, expecially with the lights ^_^

[potent fossil]

yeah but its not worth it for me, who only wants turn signals to meme with

[unreal quarry]

if they had them in this style, it would be better https://www.leatherup.com/products/alpinestars-corozal-adventure-drystar-mens-black-motorcycle-boots?variant=13718269362219

[left swift]

You seen what happens to feet when people wear shitty steel toe boots

Horrifying

[finite wave]

Stop doing dangerous things smh

[unreal quarry]

i dont wear shoes often for reasons like the first minute of this video demonstrates 😛 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG36whx1Jh8

[vagrant niche]

Omg they don't arrive till the 20th

[left swift]

Wear crocs instead

[vagrant niche]

Ffs

[finite wave]

Walk on your hands

[left swift]

But then he needs hand shoes

[unreal quarry]

You mean gloves?

Lol

[left swift]

Nope

[vagrant niche]

Pls donate to my GoFundMe 4 new shoes. GoFundMe.com/som1stolemyfkngshoes

[potent fossil]

with Lemonade!

https://www.lemonade.com/

[vagrant niche]

I better make a website to hunt that theief down

[unreal quarry]

Could always make shoes from 3 blocks of wood, like in ancient times

[vagrant niche]

How much is a pbx #?

I could make a tip line

[static badge]

at least 1

[knotty rose]

I just seen a server running CRAFTBUKKIT

not even spigot but craftbukkit

[serene bolt]

there's a lot more of those than you'd think

[knotty rose]

You have to be idiot to run craftbukkit lol

[serene bolt]

many people think bukkit plugins can only be ran on bukkit, therefore craftbukkit

I've talked to like 5-10 people now who have no idea about MC in general who think that way

[knotty rose]

i mean, i used to with my first server when i was 8

i seem plugins in spigot web

[serene bolt]

they see spigot and go "oh I need spigot plugins" or see paper and go "where do I get paper plugins? I just know spigot / bukkit plugins"

[knotty rose]

i putted them and i discovered it worked

[limber moon]

so you have an adventurous spirit

[knotty rose]

then i discovered spigot itself but i thought it was hard to get it runnign buildtools or something (i was 8/9 lol)

[unreal quarry]

i thought it was hard to get it runnign buildtools
literally 1 command
java -jar BuildTools.jar

runs away

[knotty rose]

I was 8 y/o what do you want

[potent fossil]

be older

[knotty rose]

i didnt even understand english as i do now

[limber moon]

french

[knotty rose]

wdym

[limber moon]

when did aikar nick himself java flag guy

was that after or before I called him java flag guy

how

how am I the first to say that

[finite wave]

Cause u weird

[limber moon]

but he's the java flag guy

did no one notice that

he made those super duper java flags

for servers

and garbage collection

@jaunty rune look it's java flag guy

[serene bolt]

[jaunty rune]

What

[knotty rose]

Lol

[limber moon]

java flag guy

aikar

the guy with the java flags

[restive thicket]

On the subject of people downloading CraftBukkit: we renamed our Bukkit plugin from Geyser-Bukkit to Geyser-Spigot because people were using CraftBukkit and it didn't work with our authentication plugin.

Thankfully you can't download CraftBukkit for 1.16 which helps.

[limber moon]

yet

[restive thicket]

Oh goodness.

[potent fossil]

Honest question: for how long can you spout about a single topic before getting bored? You've been on the topic of the origins of JavaFlagGuy (the name) for 9 minutes. 8 minutes too long if you ask me.

[formal turret]

well you see when you're passionate about something it doesn't feel like any time has passed at all

[potent fossil]

kekw

[unreal quarry]

he made those super duper java flags
he's done a lot more than that... the java flags are like, the smallest contribution he's made to the community

[limber moon]

all war is deception

[potent fossil]

@unreal quarry you mean like write half of spigot

and a lot of paper too

[unreal quarry]

yeah, and timings

[potent fossil]

nope, just java flags

no

just java flags

[unreal quarry]

just java flags

got it

sits back down

[limber moon]

I think I'm banned from getbukkit

[knotty rose]

LMAO

how

[limber moon]

didn't most of the getbukkit staff dump the owner

[potent fossil]

Talking about illegal jar distribution services in Paper 2.0?

[restive thicket]

Of course a download site would hack something together.

[potent fossil]

[knotty rose]

I never used getbukkit

[limber moon]

banned

[potent fossil]

MOOOOOODS

[limber moon]

yeah I remember getbukkit

I don't remember why I was in it

[potent fossil]

I don't remember

[limber moon]

I got banned for ban evading

[potent fossil]

getbukkit

[restive thicket]

Why do they have a Discord?

[potent fossil]

get bukkit

i don't remember

[knotty rose]

Im not distributing jars lol

[potent fossil]

[limber moon]

I know some of the old staff members

[unreal quarry]

Im not distributing jars lol
@knotty rose you linked to an illegal jar..

thats bannable offense

[knotty rose]

i just said that you can get bukkit 1.16

[potent fossil]

and linked to it

[knotty rose]

Ok this is weird

[potent fossil]

lmao

[limber moon]

paper and getbukkit are like paper and water

unable to coexist

[potent fossil]

@stiff yarrow illegal content detected https://canary.discordapp.com/channels/289587909051416579/555469074080202765/741795443796869163

[knotty rose]

This doesnt make sense, did i promote its ise or something?

[stiff yarrow]

thanks

[unreal quarry]

you linked it

same thing

😉

[restive thicket]

You were showing me that it exists, I think you're fine more or less.

[limber moon]

banned

[minor badge]

you are not allowed to discuss or share illegal content, neither directly nor indirectly, by the discord tos

[stiff yarrow]

@knotty rose don't post to binaries of craftbukkit, and especially not that cancer site

[knotty rose]

Oh my goodness i was only showing this guy that people were able to download it

[potent fossil]

but you still posted it

bad methodology does not excuse you

[limber moon]

why is getbukkit illegal?

[potent fossil]

oh boy

[limber moon]

someone care to explain?

[potent fossil]

oh boy im sure somebody would but im at my yearly quota

[unreal quarry]

"but officer, i didnt sell the durgs to the kid. i just pulled them out of my trunk to show him its possible"

[knotty rose]

You are making something out of nowhere

[minor badge]

copyright laws, flamezy

[limber moon]

of what

[potent fossil]

Let's just say that BuildTools and Paperclip exist for a reason, and you can't just download Bukkit/Spigot/Paper jars directly.

It's been that way for years.

[minor badge]

of mojang's software

[limber moon]

why is getbukkit bad and paper fine

[restive thicket]

More directly: Bukkit/Spigot jars have the Minecraft server code.

[potent fossil]

The paper you download is not the actual server :)

[minor badge]

because we dont redistribute mojang's software

[potent fossil]

It is paperclip, which patches the software on run. Seamlessly.

Never noticed?

[restive thicket]

Paper's system downloads the server on your computer and therefore it's not redistributing.

[potent fossil]

Good ;)

[minor badge]

we distribute our own which makes you (indirectly) get mojang's software yourself

[knotty rose]

And why does paperclip take like 5 seconds and doing ./paper p takes 30 mins in the same machine?

[limber moon]

hurtful but true

[unreal quarry]

@limber moon long story short: There is a DMCA against CraftBukkit and all it's forks. The software is illegal to distribute because of the GPLv3 license (cant distribute gpl and non gpl code/binaries together). Spigot gets around this by giving you BuildTools so you can download both gpl and non-gpl parts separately and combine them yourself. Paper gives you Paperclip which does the same thing, but a little differently. 😉

[limber moon]

so why doesn't getbukkit follow spigot and paper

[restive thicket]

Easier?

[limber moon]

lame

thought it would have some nice story

[minor badge]

Palomox, different approaches. Patching on a modern machine is also much, much faster than 30min anyways

[knotty rose]

And why doesnt mojang/bukkit/whatever take down getbukkit

[minor badge]

cost, legalities, just not caring, any number of things

[knotty rose]

Palomox, different approaches. Patching on a modern machine is also much, much faster than 30min anyways
im running windows thats the problem lol... also what i mean is that if its the same process, paperclip takes way less

[unreal quarry]

And why doesnt mojang/bukkit/whatever take down getbukkit
@knotty rose Same reason no one takes developers of "closed-source" Premium resources to court (hint: those developers are breaking the law)

[minor badge]

different approaches, as i said :p

[twin lagoon]

@minor badge uwu

[minor badge]

@twin lagoon uwu

[knotty rose]

And what is that reason?

[unreal quarry]

And what is that reason?

cost, legalities, just not caring, any number of things

you want to pay court fees to take someone to court?

[minor badge]

its not about wanting to for quite a few (me among them), its more so being able to

if i had the money to be able to be wasted on suing closed source plugin devs, id happily do it

[limber moon]

what are closed source plugin devs

are all plugins suppose to be open source?

[minor badge]

yes

[limber moon]

oh

didn't know that

[minor badge]

thats guaranteed by bukkit's licence

[unreal quarry]

all plugins inherit GPLv3

[knotty rose]

And the plugins for serversthat arent distributed?

[unreal quarry]

any plugin dev that doesnt give you the source is breaking that contract/license

[minor badge]

no

if youre given access to the software, you should also have access to its source

[kindred storm]

You can make private plugins

[minor badge]

paywalls are fine, selective sharing is fine, but those who get their hands on it legally should also receive source

[kindred storm]

That's GPL compliant

If you distribute your plugin, you need to license it under GPL 3 and provide source

[knotty rose]

some little time ago i seen a person that sold the source of a premium plugin ...

[limber knot]

We're talking JARs that are distributed, right? You can run your own plugins on your servers without open-sourcing them.

[limber moon]

oh no

it's another bot man

[formal turret]

it's an irc bridge...

[knotty rose]

Lol

[limber knot]

me be a man of culture

not if it's AGPL ;)

[limber moon]

BOT MAN

[unreal quarry]

the whole thing is just stupid, tbh. it's probably one of the greyest things ever created. all because someone pulled the "its my ball and i dont want to play anymore" card to spite mojang :/

[knotty rose]

Someone thought recently that the people from irc were an ai lol

[unreal quarry]

theres not a day that goes by that someone doesnt think that

[limber knot]

I am an AI. AMA.

[knotty rose]

!stats

[limber knot]

Uptime: 7 days, 19 hours, 35 minutes, 34 seconds
Message Handling: 4ms / 1ms (mean/median)
Messages from IRC: 21039 (6.905%)
Messages from Discord: 283663 (93.1%)

[knotty rose]

Well, of i distribute the jar, why wouldnt i make it open source?

my plugins are for my network, the only plugin im distributing is ope. source, the ones for my server are obviusly closed source

[limber moon]

How do I become one with the AI

@broken bronze

[serene bolt]

stop spamming seriously

[minor badge]

please stop

i hope you know IRC doesnt forget

[limber moon]

what

does it have long term memory

like elephant

[limber knot]

b​âr​ty​: technically you only need to provide the license and a way for the user to get the source

[limber moon]

phoenix

teach me

how to become one with the AI

[limber knot]

it's even stated that you shouldn't force the source on people who don't want it, lol

[minor badge]

it just doesnt know of deletions, Flame

[limber knot]

deletion and message editing are devil's work!

[limber moon]

what is this witchcraft

I'm no discordbot

I'm a human

[limber knot]

"Once something is posted on the internet is it truly up forever." - Thomas Jefferson

*it is, hah, see... Made a fool of myself for the rest of times.

[limber moon]

when did thomas jefferson say that

here's a quote by Jefferson

"I think our governments will remain virtuous for many centuries; as long as they are chiefly agricultural; and this will be as long as there shall be vacant lands in any part of America. When they get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, they will become corrupt as in Europe."

[minor badge]

after his first term came to a close

[limber moon]

haha curropt europe lol

europe is a continent

or is it?

[cedar spade]

it's even stated that you shouldn't force the source on people who don't want it, lol
phoenix616: you must download this source code

[minor badge]

:pinapl:

[limber knot]

you can even burn it on a CD and mail it and have the user pay for all of that ;D

(if he wants a physical copy)

[minor badge]

i had pinapl pizza today

[serene bolt]

:O

🍕

[limber moon]

phoenix

can you use emotes

[cedar spade]

inb4 DRM that requires cloning the source from GitHub before the plugin runs

mandatory exercising of GPL rights

[limber knot]

why wouldn't I?

[limber moon]

because you are bot

fake human

not emotions

[limber knot]

it's 2020 and people still bot-shame, smh

[limber moon]

no emotions means no emotes

rightfully so

do you want those filthy bots to be near YOUR children

what if one of them goes S7

[knotty rose]

Idk if its that im tired but this isnt making any sense

[minor badge]

i do

[limber moon]

species/race traitor

not sure which one

[minor badge]

phoenix can date my firstborn 😳

[limber knot]

[limber moon]

what about your secondborn

checkmate liberal

you didn't answer meaning you wouldn't let him near your SECONDBORN

why would that be pre pandemic?

some people have youngs kids before pandemic

and then

well

quarantine

[limber knot]

goood morning

[limber moon]

another bot

it's spreading

because

it's unfamiliar

people don't like unfamiliar things

usually

[limber knot]

easy solution: get rid of discord

[limber moon]

that doesn't say anything to me

only thing that bothers me about the webhooks is no profile

that's about it

usually act in this kind of tone

to set mood

lower expectations

or

I'm going mental

[limber knot]

it's not like my discord account is in there too to show the avatar, lol

[limber moon]

because of the heat

@wheat quarry

aha gotcha

The sizes of the keys are different so it's not easy to swap them. I'd have to paint the punctuation key so it says enter and the enter key so it has the period symbol. It would result in a mess. And also rewhatever them.

Does anyone else have the issue when discord is in full-screen that sometimes it will slightly pop-out for an instant?

When viewing profiles or opening those menus with right-click.

[limber knot]

webhook with no pfp?

wouldnt know

calling avatars profile pics smh

on discord it would be pfp on irc it would be avatar

[limber moon]

profile picture

[limber knot]

discord has profiles

so it makes sense

"profiles" i should

[limber moon]

I wish discord would add the message link to quotes

[mighty storm]

Replying to @limber moon from https://canary.discordapp.com/channels/289587909051416579/555469074080202765/741808744786165817
like this

[limber moon]

yes

how did you do that? Discord canary?

[limber knot]

ah yes, that's coming soon then

canary

indeed

[serene bolt]

1st party discord client spotted

[twin lagoon]

is that actually a canary thing

or is it BD

[limber moon]

Is that colour customisable or something? Why is it pink? Pink would be a weird default colour for something like that? Is it because you clicked it? Or because your role is pink

[twin lagoon]

they are opening

likely next month or something

[serene bolt]

rip summer

[limber moon]

They've opened up partner lite

[twin lagoon]

barty since when are you eligible

flame they're not open

[limber knot]

calling whatever abomination discord has a "profile"

avatars on irc

[limber moon]

I meant with the server insights and stuff

[limber knot]

lots of wat

[limber moon]

or has that always been a thing?

[limber knot]

yeah, everyone can get these features if they mark it as a community

[limber moon]

isn't it 500 for server insights, 10k for discovery?

[twin lagoon]

https://owo.whats-th.is/21dxZNz.png

k everyone is partner soon

[serene bolt]

per week wtf

[limber knot]

main issue I have with the community stuff is that you can't mark your whole server as NSFW -.-

really don't want to mark every single channel, lol

just to stop discord from scanning pictures

[pulsar wigeon]

discord's scanning algo is godawful. it flagged a picture of bbq ribs once.

this is how you know machines aren't going to take over

[serene bolt]

yeah.......... I've had quite a few false positives

[limber knot]

also the fact that you have to send discord a picture of your ID (which is illegal in germany) just to verify that you are over 18 if they falsely flag your account as under 18 is pretty idiotic

[twin lagoon]

i wouldn't trust discord with my id though lol

[limber knot]

not in Germany, lol

[twin lagoon]

i would trust it if they used an external ID verification service

[limber knot]

we have proper identification systems for such stuff

[twin lagoon]

that's different

[limber knot]

Postident

[twin lagoon]

paypal is a financial institution

[limber knot]

they don't need your ID

pretty sure they also allow the electronical ID reader

and PostIdent is a service by the German Post Office which lets you go to the post with some documents you get from your bank or something and tehy check that the data is correct with your ID and electronnically submit that to the company

[twin lagoon]

you can confirm your age using your bank here or the government online ID system

it's just not the standard

i don't mind sending my ID to an institution that actually needs it and i can trust

[limber knot]

can i owo, just once

[twin lagoon]

chew no

[limber knot]

darn, what about an uwu

[twin lagoon]

chew uwu

[limber knot]

uwu

imagine connecting your ID to a number that wasn't even made for that 😓

[twin lagoon]

the SSN system seems fucking stupid from what i've seen

[limber knot]

it's only designed to be used for ONE thing, so there's like 0 security on it

[twin lagoon]

i mean we have a BSN which is roughly the same but you just can't do that much with it

[limber knot]

but we made it such a bigger thing

I mean we have an unchanging number too in Germany (our healthcare provider number) but that should never get into the hands of anyone who is not the insurance or your doctor

the main thin gi swe don't have a national ID system, so that's generall what people use since everyone has it

TIL about discord teams

on the dev panel?

yeah

yeah they released it like 2-3 years ago but never implemented permissions outside of owner and admin

well it's enough to give a friend of mine access to our bots settings I guess, lol

LMAO

1 players

[formal turret]

ah i love those

[limber knot]

rip

[formal turret]

they web crawl through the server listings and use bots to spam discords

and then get 100 players at peak and fall to nothing a week later

idk if you have discord links in your server listings but take them off

it reduced the spam by a lot

oh they'd just PM everyone on the server but maybe you've got yours set up in a way they can't do that

[limber knot]

i wish there was a way to hide the member list unless you have a role like on IRC

I wish one would get at least one vanity invite :S

yeah I think it's +u on inspircd, you can only see opers I believe

unless you're voiced?

then you can see people

+m on Freenode is weird, you can send messages but only ops can see them

kinda like muting but not really muted

I just always appear as offline, the bots don't message offline people

or well, they can't see you in large servers I guess

don't think so

I think 500 or less people it shows the entire member list

on the API it requests in batches of 10k I believe?

I would imagine ripcord would show them if it coult

[vagrant niche]

Hey guys I made a website for my lost shoe http://poweredbyhate.net/someonestolemyshoes/

[limber knot]

it used to be 100

it should be customizable

[vagrant niche]

plz help me catch this hoe

[limber knot]

firing squad directly at his chest

[vagrant niche]

its a girl

[limber knot]

do we really know?

[serene bolt]

why were your shoes just sitting on your front porch like that

[limber knot]

maybe he hadnt gone home yet PURE

[vagrant niche]

cuz i aint wanan bring em inside

[limber knot]

doxxing yourself

[serene bolt]

but also, why would anyone ever think about taking someones shoes they see on the porch wtf

expensive shoes or something?

[limber knot]

shouldve made one of those porch pirate bombs

my life?

[vagrant niche]

if u can find the address using the video ill give u $5 phoenix

[limber knot]

lol

tf

[vagrant niche]

You can see the sun, there's the time. Should be ez

[serene bolt]

i saw your coordinates in the video, see you soon

should have closed f3

[vagrant niche]

oh noe

[static badge]

pure has a better server

[zealous wedge]

@minor badge uwu

[serene bolt]

you haven't seen PureRealms yet?

[minor badge]

@zealous wedge uwu

[limber knot]

uwu

[vagrant niche]

Anyone wanna make PaperRealms

[zealous wedge]

good morning chew and proxi

[limber knot]

good morning

[vagrant niche]

none for me? Zml?

[limber knot]

name a singlel furry barty

[static badge]

barty your meme is the wrong way around

[zealous wedge]

who are the furries barty

[limber knot]

how?

[static badge]

catgirls are furry

and that

[zealous wedge]

uwu does not make a furry

[limber knot]

barty uwu'd 4 times

[vagrant niche]

pure is the biggest furry of em all

[limber knot]

and catgirls are not furry

[zealous wedge]

uwu lax

[serene bolt]

wtf

[limber knot]

says the furry

[grand pewter]

barty this sounds very suspicious and against the guidelines of you

[zealous wedge]

it mostly just sounds like barty is stubborn and wrong

[limber knot]

You don't make the rules but you also speak lies

[grand pewter]

the guidelines says no discrimination

i think

[limber knot]

let me find the graph

[grand pewter]

or something like that

[serene bolt]

[zealous wedge]

the guidelines say no barty

[latent valve]

If guildline say no furry
Rip leaf 2020

[grand pewter]

is leaf furry

[static badge]

wtf

[serene bolt]

yes

[grand pewter]

i feel like he is just a cat man

[limber knot]

https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/gFjjqbnW/image.png

[grand pewter]

the first one has a tail lol

[limber knot]

not furry

[zealous wedge]

barty can you even read the chart

[limber knot]

Again, to repeat.

[static badge]

the first one is furry

the rest is degenerate'

[zealous wedge]

you know charts never lie

[limber knot]

Catgirls are GIRLS with CATLIKE features. Furryes are ANIMALS with HUMAN like features. VERY DIFFERENT

4 just looks like an animal on two legs

ok furry

[static badge]

catgirls are furry

[limber knot]

clearly tehy arent

[zealous wedge]

catgorls aren't furry

[limber knot]

https://www.quora.com/Does-owo-mean-you-are-a-furry?share=1

[grand pewter]

barty i dont like that you are labeling people

[limber knot]

it's furry as soon as you have fur

[grand pewter]

let them be who they want to be

[latent valve]

https://media.tenor.com/images/543f9ffd0b3e1d95cd940aeccf1bb259/tenor.gif

[static badge]

anime furries though

they're the worst

[latent valve]

Bruh

[zealous wedge]

how is that a furry GIF?

[limber knot]

you can call me a furry all you want but i am NOT a weeb, i would not be caught dead being associated with that group

[latent valve]

Wait wtf why did it be that gif

https://media.tenor.com/images/72559309241741aac4b3820627a2ba4b/tenor.gif

[static badge]

[latent valve]

[static badge]

I wonder if they're gonna go to the mods for this barty

[limber knot]

what's wrong with weebs, weebs buy tickets to events

[static badge]

do you think the mods will end us for this

[limber knot]

MODS

weebs are weird, anime is weird, no thanks

[serene bolt]

excuse me

[latent valve]

It not barty furry u just need to look at leaf

[static badge]

photoshopped

[latent valve]

https://media.tenor.com/images/c3f0b2ce02489b7a64d0c51ec92f02d5/tenor.gif

[limber knot]

on god?

[minor badge]

@serene bolt 0w0

[mighty storm]

There is no one single definition of what a furry is. Even within the furry fandom, people cannot always agree on just what makes a person a furry or not.

Some would argue that to be a furry, you must think and talk like one (i.e. use furry specific words and phrases). Even if you go to conventions, wear a fursuit, draw the art, writes the stories etc but don't talk using furry lingo, you're not a furry. Basically, someone that may walk the walk but doesn’t talk the talk.

Others would argue that even liking anthropomorphic creatures makes you a furry. You may have no idea the furry fandom exists or have ever heard of a furry convention, let alone any of the websites; simply liking 'anthro' critters makes you a furry.

The way I see it, if or if you don’t consider yourself a furry is a matter of personal opinion.

As with any hobby, most furries are normal people just like anyone you'll meet at work/school or going to/from work/school or anywhere. Then there is the small percent that are hard core fans and have taken what for most is a hobby and perverted it (sometimes in an all to literal sense).

As is with so many other things in life, the few that take it too far tend to be the loudest. The silent majority are often forced into silence by the loud majority for fear that people will label them as being in the same class as the minority that have perverted it.

One unfortunate side effect of the internet and the relative anonymity that some sites grant their users is people are able to engage in activities (even if only on a virtual level) that they would never even consider doing in real life. An example of this is trolls of message boards that say things to people they’d never say to them in person. I think a lot of the stereotypes associated with furries are because of this.

In conclusion, as with any hobby, there are some furries that have taken it too far and/or perverted what for many is a fun harmless hobby.

[latent valve]

Hollyshit

[grand pewter]

[static badge]

nice essay

[latent valve]

Wall of text

[static badge]

shame it's wrong

[minor badge]

so how many are not gonna read that

[limber knot]

https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/yMXBVfNe/image.png

[latent valve]

Not me hahaha

[static badge]

I already have

and it turns out they're wrong

big surprise

[latent valve]

Yup leaf a furry confirmed

[static badge]

you don't think people haven't brought it up before?

in here?

[latent valve]

So cat? Is a furry?

Ping cat!

[limber knot]

what happened in april 2019 https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/gNBlk8LR/image.png

[static badge]

a cat is literally a furball

cancer-19

[limber knot]

april 1st?

now you're just being offensive lmao

[static badge]

:kek\

bully the furries

[minor badge]

i mean yes, theyre normal people who have their own interests

[latent valve]

[limber knot]

all fun and games until you start being rude to (legal) groups of people

shams for you barty

[serene bolt]

multiple guideline violations spotted

[limber knot]

*shame

[static badge]

mods incoming

[grand pewter]

well if most people are furry then its normal right

[latent valve]

Mod is asleep

[grand pewter]

runs

[minor badge]

i cant see how furrydom is fun to people, but who cares, its fun for them so no need to make a deal out of it lol

[latent valve]

We still safe

[static badge]

you know what's funny barty

I don't think they understand we're just memeing around

[latent valve]

https://media.tenor.com/images/7f1ef348225f6b943ba361a5853c65b0/tenor.gif

[static badge]

they don't even consider my username and profile pictures

[minor badge]

bash the specific people being a nuisance instead

[limber knot]

so actual facts furries good

[static badge]

furries bad

[limber knot]

spotted bad

Also barty bad

[static badge]

barty sells crates to 12 year olds

[latent valve]

[static badge]

he knows that; hence the move to tiktok

[limber knot]

why do you have 12 year olds looking in your crate barty

[latent valve]

[grand pewter]

i just like things being chaotic, this is what's fun to me

please argue more

[minor badge]

nighty night Z <3

[static badge]

[limber knot]

ok pop so theory

night proxi 💕

[static badge]

kek

[limber knot]

finally a platform that's welcome to our kind

[grand pewter]

PaperMC ticktock when

[limber knot]

aikarrrrr

tiktok is gone 🦀

not in Canada it isn't

am holding rory

hi Rory!

[static badge]

tiktok exists to mine data

[limber knot]

so does every big site on the internet spotted

it's actually really hard to explicitly not collect data

the only thing we require personal data wise is email, everything else is opt-in

[vagrant niche]

@static badge ?

[static badge]

ye

[vagrant niche]

yay

[serene bolt]

take your anger about your shoes out on some scrubs

[vagrant niche]

wanna join us pure

ya havent accpted my friend req

[latent valve]

[serene bolt]

I literally have zero competitive ranking, so uh that's not going to work well

yeah I haven't been on battle net, i'll queue install and accept for eventually ™️

[potent fossil]

does anyone have a mac and also have experience with the stupid genius bar

[static badge]

I mean

im plat

[vagrant niche]

me too

[static badge]

as long as we can q we'refine

[serene bolt]

AsyncFury
what in gods name is this friend request I have

[static badge]

he runs a fork

so async

[vagrant niche]

totally

[orchid quest]

whats the name of the cross platform plugin again?

[potent fossil]

geyser and it's not a plugin

[orchid quest]

oh then what is it?

[potent fossil]

it's its own proxy software

would replace bungee

or go in front of it, at least, im not sure

[fallen oracle]

I mean.... They have a plugin.

[serene bolt]

it can either be installed as a spigot/paper plugin, bungee plugin, velocity plugin or standalone

[potent fossil]

I wonder if you can do that

Geyser->Bungee->Multiple Paper serburs

[orchid quest]

basically im trying to test it on a server i host on my own, would anyone be able to push me in the right direction?

[potent fossil]

and whoops didn't know it was a plogen, my bad

[orchid quest]

oh so it is a plugin?

[serene bolt]

I guess the easiest way to install geyser is to just get the plugin version and drop it into plugins folder

[potent fossil]

i guess so

[orchid quest]

what happens to redstone?

[serene bolt]

nothing

[orchid quest]

like redstone works differently on bedrock then on java

[serene bolt]

nothing server side changes, its just proxying java to bedrock

[potent fossil]

does Geyser just passthru java packets, only translating bedrock packets?

If so

I think it would work

[orchid quest]

so everything thats java will stay right?

[serene bolt]

yes

[orchid quest]

ok thx

ima give it a shot

[potent fossil]

omg wtf this is cool

[serene bolt]

I had 17 bedrock players connected to a java server that had like 30~ players online the other day, and everything literally just worked. no issues, nothing weird, it just scarily all worked

[potent fossil]

why haven't i tried this before

[orchid quest]

idk

but this is honestly kinda wak

wait

[serene bolt]

I recommend getting floodgate too if you want bedrock auth on an online mode server

[orchid quest]

but like i assume player data isnt saved between people

so like if i joined on a bedrock account

[serene bolt]

you can link your accounts with floodgate

[orchid quest]

how would you do that

[serene bolt]

but without linking, it's seperate, unless you are requiring a java account

install geyser + floodgate, enable linking in the floodgate config, done

[potent fossil]

what is floodgate

link pl0z

this is like a new world

[serene bolt]

https://github.com/GeyserMC/Geyser/wiki/Setup

[orchid quest]

hey pure i know your probably busy but like would you be available to hop in a vc for a lil bit?

[serene bolt]

floodgate is how you properly auth bedrock accounts on a java server without being on offline mode or something

[potent fossil]

yeah pure hop in vc

[serene bolt]

👀

I can't voice right now i am sorry

[orchid quest]

its alright

so flood gate is like another plugin?

[serene bolt]

yes

it's on the setup pages for geyser, just follow that

[orchid quest]

how do i download them as plugins?

i might be blind but i keep getting jar files

im just a bit lost here 😅

[serene bolt]

plugins are jar files, usually >_>

[potent fossil]

can geyser be used on older mc or no

1.15.2 to be exact

[orchid quest]

waitoml

[potent fossil]

👀

[orchid quest]

im an idiot

i havent looked at my plugins in so long i forgot XD

[serene bolt]

not sure simple, have only tested with 1.16

https://github.com/GeyserMC/Geyser/wiki/Setup#Plugin-Setup

[orchid quest]

buckit plugins work on spigot correct?

so pure all i really need to do is drop the plugins in the plugins in the folder right?

[serene bolt]

if you can get that working properly, that'd be cool

put geyser-spigot.jar and floodgate-bukkit.jar into your plugins folder, yes

[orchid quest]

ok dope

and you would link accounts in the config file for floodgate correct?

[serene bolt]

in the floodgate config, you enable the linking feature, and then players can link their accounts in game

[orchid quest]

so they do it on there own?

[serene bolt]

yes

[orchid quest]

great

was worried id have to do that XD

well there in

wish me luck

wait and there compatible with other plugins right?

[serene bolt]

just keep in mind you'll need to open port 19132 on your firewall if you have one, bedrock doesn't use 25565

also bedrock uses UDP, not TCP, so that's an important distinction too if you have a proper firewall

plugin compatibility is.... fairly good. I would not say perfect compatibility

[orchid quest]

for me i have to take down my interenet firewall for it to properly work

even with port forwarding itll block connections so i just took it down

and how would i open port 19132

[serene bolt]

same way you did 25565

[orchid quest]

like portforwarding

or like

[serene bolt]

yes

[orchid quest]

cause i dont really remember bc i watched a video on it a while ago XD

ill try and report back

also thx for all the help

[serene bolt]

np

I've been testing geyser way too much recently

yeah.............. that took forever for me to find too

I couldn't figure out why it wasn't working properly, it's so hidden

they block all UDP unless you have a rule or someone opens a TCP connection first, and it opens a window in which someone can connect using UDP

so I was having a weird issue where people could only connect via bedrock if they first went to the website, pinged the IP, or refreshed / connected on java first

no idea

[limber knot]

they basically reimplemented TCP over UDP

[orchid quest]

wait so you said the thing about the other port

is that somthing i need to add to the server settings file too?

[serene bolt]

no

[orchid quest]

so as long as its open its fine?

[serene bolt]

yes

[golden gust]

I mean, in part, UDP has pros for stuff where you don't care if a packet get lost here and there

but, MC does stuff where it needs to ensure that something occured, e.g. inventory stuff

Now, there are two routes: 1) open two connections 2) Be gross

It's purely UDP with client/server magic to deal with aknowledgements

Well, calling it "TCP over UDP" is basically wrong

It's UDP, just, the underlying protocol has reliability garauntees

yes

TCP is slow

for mobile networks specifically, TCP is a bit err

[serene bolt]

mobile is like the best use case for geyser imo

imagine your players being able to play on the go

that's sick

i wish switch / ps4 / xbox one had direct IP joining :\

because if it did, it'd work seamlessly there too

[golden gust]

not really sure what more MS can do without just having to drop info on internals which ain't gonna happen

That's part of their aims

bedrock does have a bit more lee way in some aspects

[worn ember]

how long should i make a death timer after rtp'ing? It took about 10 seconds to die in that poop armor that got added in 1.16, idk if there are any other effects that slow dying in lava

like if they get rtp'd in lava and die or something, i dont want them to lose their stuff

[golden gust]

You're speaking to DED here

[serene bolt]

invincibility timer is such a workaround wtf

[worn ember]

well i cant reproduce it

ive done about 6000 location searches

not one was unsafe

so idk how they manage to do it

no

ig i could use that if present

[serene bolt]

might not be a bad idea to hook into that if someone has essentials installed

but it's still a good idea to figure out why and how someone can be put into lava, which I don't know the answer too

[worn ember]

well idk either, the only thing i can think of is that they're teleported in a vine or something then fall down

but in that one video shown thats not even the case

[serene bolt]

lol skydiving RTP

[worn ember]

just put them on the nether roof

[serene bolt]

good now the piglin farms can be even easier to make!

[worn ember]

its 99.99% safe

except for those weird edge cases

[serene bolt]

the .01% chance

it's like those germs that don't get killed

[worn ember]

yeah

but honestly i have no idea, and no one has found issues in the plugin logic to allow it

so idk

[void void]

Dis good?

[serene bolt]

HQ

[void void]

Ye

[serene bolt]

are you asking if that's good for a general use PC or good for a minecraft server

[worn ember]

https://github.com/DarkEyeDragon/RandomTeleport/issues/30 here's the issue in case anyone is interested, and i had a few other reports on my discord

[void void]

are you asking if that's good for a general use PC or good for a minecraft server
@serene bolt pc

Obviously

Bruh

[serene bolt]

you say obviously.... but I beg to differ

[void void]

P

C

[serene bolt]

anyways, that's perfectly good for a laptop

[potent fossil]

Ok so that was hot af geyser worked plug and play along with floodgate and viaversion

[void void]

I have the same laptop but it’s broken

So I’m planning take the components and build a pc lol

[serene bolt]

yes

[void void]

yes

[serene bolt]

the only situation you might run into is plugins that don't gracefully handle the weird UUIDs or the * in usernames

[void void]

That’s a laptop CPU
@spare venture wait what

Wdym

I mean I don’t have much experience

[serene bolt]

?

[void void]

Can I take it out to build a pc?