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ember elk
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ik lmao

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the best part is who it came from

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that's my friends little sister

magic river
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Grandma?

zealous knot
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XPussySlayer_420_69X

ember elk
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my friend made the account and messed with her lmao

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he bought it

finite wave
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Wtf

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That shit is nasty

zealous knot
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Ah yes, the missing context joke

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funni

potent fossil
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seriously?

finite wave
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Fix, how long have you been pregnant?

limber knotBOT
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XPussySlayer_420_69X.length > 16

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invalid name confirm

ember elk
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it's beautiful

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what makes it even better thi

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is I have a grandma joan

zealous knot
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Chew there are so many invalid names that are actual mojang profiles that just thinking about the exceptions makes me want to shove some broken glass up my asshole

finite wave
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You do that either way

zealous knot
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with pinecones

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that's different

finite wave
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Btw there are guidelines now

zealous knot
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what's that?

finite wave
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We can’t have this conco here

zealous knot
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here comes the popo

magic river
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I'm trying to think of what that violates

serene bolt
potent fossil
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that pic up there probably violates 1 & 2

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but 🍵

worn ember
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can fix still put jars up his butt tho?

finite wave
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No

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Stop

potent fossil
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if fix wants to put jars up his butt fix can put jars up his butt but i dont think we need to hear about it in detail tbh

finite wave
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I’ve seen the vid

potent fossil
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yall have a server that is literally the trashiest place on planet earth, so just like

worn ember
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same

potent fossil
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go talk there

zealous knot
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Personally i'm more of a 2 ladies 1 ice cream cone type guy

magic river
worn ember
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dont be toxic simp :/

zealous knot
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Twitch can suck my cock

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and suffocate on it

limber knotBOT
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oh shit how

limber knotBOT
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LMAO

magic river
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Check the date

limber knotBOT
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tomorrow

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oh

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2 months ago

magic river
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Right after the protests started

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With popular live streams of them on twitch

zealous knot
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twitch staff look like the type of people to go and loot stores

magic river
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People were probably spamming it next to TriHard

potent fossil
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what do people like that look like, fix

zealous knot
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look up twitch staff lol

limber knotBOT
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i hope gliemsh takes off

potent fossil
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they just look like normal people but ok

zealous knot
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i wish twitch goes bankrupt so hard that everyone who works there goes homeless

potent fossil
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ok

limber knotBOT
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geez dude

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calm down

magic river
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Some year maybe but not any time soon

finite wave
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Fix is such a troublesome guy

magic river
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Going strong for like 10 years now

zealous knot
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I'm just really butthurt at twitch

limber knotBOT
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i agree twitch sucks but i don't wish harm on its staff lol

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except for the ones that wouldnt ban alinity for animal abuse of course

zealous knot
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it's staff are the reason twitch fucking sucks lmao

potent fossil
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then don't use it

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easy

zealous knot
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i wish it was that easy

potent fossil
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it actually is that easy

limber knotBOT
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sorry bucko, you used it's instead of its, argument = invalid

zealous knot
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ignoring a problem doesn't usually solve it

potent fossil
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yes, because it's absolutely your problem to solve

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forgot you had huge stakes in twitch

limber knotBOT
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fun fact the less people who use it the less users they have

zealous knot
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me ignoring twitch's wrongdoings is not going to stop them from mistreating their streamers continuously while favoring their friend streamers and letting them slide when the voilate their "community guidelines" lol

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what are you on about

magic river
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That's usually less because friend and more because they make twitch lots of $$$

zealous knot
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that's not right

magic river
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Although the ones who do that tend to be friends of the staff

zealous knot
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Doc made them fuck tons of money

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and he was banned without even stating a reason

magic river
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Doc apparently did something serious enough there is likely legal involvement

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Otherwise someone would have leaked something by now

zealous knot
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I guess, sadly doc isn't the only example though

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they drop people for minor violations all the time

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while alinity and the other thot whose name i forgot stay every time

magic river
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And they let ice poseidon bounce on and off the platform for years

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The bigger you are the more lenient they are but eventually they get sick of your shit

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The small guys are subject to the whims of whatever staff handled the report so enforcement is inconsistent

zealous knot
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I wasn't really familiar with ice, all i heard is that he specifically wasn't always the issue, but his fans were, is that true?

magic river
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His whole thing was doing stupid shit either with fans or in places fans could interfere

zealous knot
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Ah

magic river
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Oh and going on manic-depressive driven rants/suicide notes/whatever

zealous knot
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They just have their favorites for which they're willing to let violations slide

zealous knot
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fuck you

finite wave
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Fix is pregnant don’t mind him

zealous knot
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oh yeah about your question truck

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i'm 37 months into the pregnancy

twin lagoon
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@vernal moth do or do i not pixel 4

vernal moth
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would be dum not to wait for 5

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its just 2 months

cunning raft
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wait

vernal moth
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even if you dont like the 5, price could drop

twin lagoon
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pixel 5 is probably a 4a design-wise w/ different specs

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lol

vernal moth
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well, and glass

twin lagoon
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yeaaaaah i could probably wait and see how the 5 turns out

vernal moth
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wooo

wary lynx
vernal moth
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now you guys can better stalk our progress

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) What is Yatopia and why you should use it on your server : admincraft - 28 comments, 73 points - budgidiere, 2h ago

finite wave
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I got linked to localhost

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By clicking some stuff

vernal moth
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you prolly clicked sign up

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or logout

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auth isnt setup yet

finite wave
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I wen’t do front page of hangar and clicked on name

vernal moth
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login should work tho via fake user

finite wave
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to*

vernal moth
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oh yeah, thats all mock data 😄

finite wave
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I see

magic river
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Someone rewrote the eigencraft redstone stuff for 1.16?

twin lagoon
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not really rewrote

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it's ivanplays

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it says enough

cunning raft
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he didn't do this

finite wave
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Ivan did it?

cunning raft
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he forced the patch to apply

magic river
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Or did they just jam the old code into 1.16 without taking into account the legitimate changes 1.16 made?

cunning raft
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and it didn't do shit

twin lagoon
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yes

finite wave
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Lol

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How smart

vernal moth
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@wary lynx mfw listing ivans origami as upstream

cunning raft
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yeah

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don't use his changes

vernal moth
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pls remove that guys, hes stealing shit left and right

cunning raft
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don't even give him credit

twin lagoon
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it's an interesting idea

vernal moth
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or at least pls give phoenix number one and add some disclaimer

twin lagoon
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but i'd never use yatopia or recommend it

limber knotBOT
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thought that said yaoitopia

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i swear im not a weeb

twin lagoon
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chew fluSHEDd

cunning raft
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also what patches do you have that are actually your own

finite wave
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Chew is a discord logo again

cunning raft
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your fork looks to be just taking everyone elses patches

limber knotBOT
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oh i changed my nick on discord

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there

finite wave
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Chew is an old woman again

limber knotBOT
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again?

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chew, not a weeb?

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i am not a weeb

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thats a rabbit hole i don't wanna go down

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:3

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but anime girls r cute

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couldnt name any of them

finite wave
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@latent valve This person says she is not a weeb, but is clearly lying turn her

magic river
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Aww, I don't have my weeb emote anymore, turns out the streamer had some... issues

cunning raft
limber knotBOT
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see thats cute but no idea who or what that is

cunning raft
mighty storm
cunning raft
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fuck off weebs

magic river
latent valve
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i have too many nsfw emoji ahha

limber knotBOT
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👀

latent valve
finite wave
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Lol

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I don’t

latent valve
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sure

magic river
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magic river
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Closest thing to NSFW emote I have

latent valve
finite wave
latent valve
magic river
kindred storm
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they're always like this bgidiere

latent valve
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i have another spank but it nsfw

finite wave
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Same

latent valve
cunning raft
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send it so you can get banned here and so i can report it to discord

finite wave
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Nty

wary lynx
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@vernal moth I have made sure to only use his own or properly credited updated patches. I can show you which ones I use if you want.

latent valve
vernal moth
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I wouldnt use anything that guy touched

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he has no clue wtf he is doing

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hes just a kid

kindred storm
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😦

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"MongoDB 3000x faster than SQL"

finite wave
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Ehm

wary lynx
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The patches I use work and if there is a problem with them I will remove them

cunning raft
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but are any of them yours

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you're just a compilation fork

magic river
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Might be useful but if it improves performance and isn't in Paper I'd be wary of it

worn ember
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wai paper no give me 500fps?

finite wave
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Yes

merry talon
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no it gives you 500 tps

limber knotBOT
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no itll give you 69 tps and 420 tps

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fps*

finite wave
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Both

wary lynx
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@cunning raft we have some of our own patches but all or upstream patches are pulled from the repos themselves on patch so we don't them in our repo 🙂 (expect for a few akarin patches we have updated and properly credited)

finite wave
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Chew thats sexual and not allowed bad girl

latent valve
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DED dota?

limber knotBOT
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😢

finite wave
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@worn ember

limber knotBOT
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dota or dota 2

latent valve
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2

worn ember
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uhhh sure

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lemme test something first tho

limber knotBOT
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why not dota 3

worn ember
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need to know if my end optimizations work

limber knotBOT
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this is valve

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there is no 3

true canyon
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One of these days I'll play a match without toxic teammates! But it's not this day!

limber knotBOT
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there can be a 3 if you just believe

worn ember
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ive been getting so many toxic players lately

latent valve
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Techieeeeee

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Same

limber knotBOT
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ban

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go to toxic jail bonk

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just have a toxic hammer that bans users and plays toxic by britney spears to everyone in the area

worn ember
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well it seems to not not be working

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so lets play

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i only saw yellow, no red

latent valve
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Kk

limber knotBOT
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if the 1.8 pvp server i join doesnt have Toxic playing with noteblocks i am leaving immediently

worn ember
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lol instant match

dapper spindle
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:[

finite wave
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I see those torches

dapper spindle
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No you dont

potent fossil
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lol @true canyon, that reminds me. I bought Rocket League cuz everyone recommended it

dapper spindle
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😄

potent fossil
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played like...idk? 5 matches

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every single one of them, got bullied

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that game might be worse than league

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haven't played it since

zealous knot
potent fossil
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It's just like, they make the game not fun at all. They stop contributing to the match, and then everything you do good or bad gets spammed with NICE JOB. NICE SHOT. NICE SAVE.

waxen panther
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😠 bullies not welcome ❎ 😠

dapper spindle
potent fossil
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It's ridiculously toxic, it's not even funny. That game is so unwelcoming.

remote kestrel
waxen panther
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Ah yes a local host link

potent fossil
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Daniel, what are you trying to do

waxen panther
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Incredible

remote kestrel
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what to do about it, how to set up a plan?

potent fossil
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You trying to hack us

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Say w ut

minor badge
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stop haxoring us??

waxen panther
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Truly a mind of a century

minor badge
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im not sharing my private password informations

zealous knot
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Mfw thats not even the stupidest shit i get to see in a given day

remote kestrel
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Plan, help plan?!!!

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Как эта хуйня работает, Господи

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Ahem

minor badge
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.g minecraft plans

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) https://www.grabcraft.com/ -- GrabCraft Home - Blueprints for MineCraft Houses, Castles,...: "... experiments, castles, buildings as well as Minecraft items, animals, floorplans, blueprints, ideas, building plans, models - You have come to the..."

minor badge
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there you go friend

finite wave
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It’s the player analytic thing proxi

remote kestrel
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How to open it, you can command?

zealous knot
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He just spoke goobelty gobbelty and you’re trying to explain to him what localhost is lmfaooo

minor badge
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i know but hes not asking in an appropriate channel so i can troll

remote kestrel
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:(

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im not

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clr is stupid

potent fossil
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#paper-help and explain what you are trying to accomplish. You are not being clear in any way at all. Retype the question in the proper channel @remote kestrel

remote kestrel
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I don't even understand English, everything is translated

potent fossil
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Ok, go to the correct channel and do your best if you want help because this is an English chat.

remote kestrel
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thank

potent fossil
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welc

zealous knot
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Lmaooo

minor badge
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simple 🥺

twin lagoon
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@minor badge 🥺

minor badge
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@twin lagoon 🥺

limber knotBOT
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uwu

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borb

limber knotBOT
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birb

twin lagoon
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birb

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limber knotBOT
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bird

jolly crown
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we need to petition for a bird channel like #adorable-pets

limber knotBOT
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FOX

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🦊

zealous knot
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Why are you posting tiktoks here ffs

limber knotBOT
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microsoft again gaining attention?

jolly crown
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if you leave america, it will be epic

limber knotBOT
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bir

twin lagoon
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b

jolly crown
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my bird

twin lagoon
jolly crown
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😳

minor badge
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then it is already epic 😎

limber knotBOT
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guys help

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limber knotBOT
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im stuck in america

lament patio
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I saw a fox

limber knotBOT
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fox moment

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borgurd 4r ugo=dodd d

jolly crown
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what

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america is just a stupid canadian province

jolly crown
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I think it’s the other way around

minor badge
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sorry canada cant hear you from all the way down there on the democracy index

twin lagoon
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bwoccowi

waxen panther
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waxen panther
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michael

twin lagoon
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your pleading face emoji is cancer

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please don't

jolly crown
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🍃

waxen panther
mighty storm
twin lagoon
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jolly crown
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:mcblush:

minor badge
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woa it moves

waxen panther
mighty storm
waxen panther
zealous knot
waxen panther
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Half of my good emotes are gone wtf

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What server was I kicked from

zealous knot
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You suck

jolly crown
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no u

waxen panther
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Oh nvm

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I deleted one of my servers

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We’re good

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@waxen panther u ever just become the """home""" of democracy and score lower on the democracy index than a country that owned half the earth 😳

waxen panther
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CANT HEAR OVER ALL THEIR FREEDOM

limber knotBOT
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bwoccowi question

waxen panther
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🦅

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yes hello chew

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hello chew

limber knotBOT
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😢

waxen panther
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Pensive

jolly crown
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🇺🇸🇺🇸

waxen panther
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I cancelled a few of my sponsorships

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I only sponsor kashike now

minor badge
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i think i still sponsor city

twin lagoon
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where's my sponsorship

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🥺

waxen panther
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I used to sponsor city

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I will sponsor people that make things that I use

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Except md_69

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He sucks

minor badge
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he treats me like his 2nd exwife, i should just stop

waxen panther
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City doesn’t love us anymore

minor badge
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im gonna sponsor my mans broccolai instead

waxen panther
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If only GitHub made me sponsorable PensiveYeehaw

minor badge
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lemme sponsor you over dinner xx

limber knotBOT
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owo?

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mfw cant go to dinner

twin lagoon
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kinky

potent fossil
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I want to get checked for sleep apnea but idk where to start

limber knotBOT
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.g sleep apnea

potent fossil
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Don't even have a doctor, still trying to get one to call me tf back

limber knotBOT
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call your local politician and go yoo i needa check myself please meet me hon

limber knotBOT
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wtff

waxen panther
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dinner with proxi flush

potent fossil
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So, I don't snore loudly (I snore, but not like the typical sleep apnea thing). I don't even know if I have it lol. But anyway, apparently if you stop breathing the body's response is either inhale really hard (snore loudly), or grind your teeth forward to open the airway.

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I grind my teeth forward, and now my jaw joints pop every time I open my mouth.

limber knotBOT
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oh dear

potent fossil
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And my jaw also gets stuck shut too, which is awesome.

limber knotBOT
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how is that awesome

serene bolt
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dinner with proxi :flush:
😍

limber knotBOT
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cute

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can i have dinner

twin lagoon
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oh my jaw is fucked aswell

potent fossil
twin lagoon
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pops everytime i open it widely

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yeah i have roughly the same shit

potent fossil
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i dont need to open my jaw widely, just slightly. less than half an inch

granite salmon
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what the hell is wrong with you old people

twin lagoon
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ok yours is worse then

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you need to quit your day job then, michael

twin lagoon
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proxi wtf

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NDA

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we don't talk about that here

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🥺👉👈

waxen panther
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My hotspot isn’t working reeeeee

limber knotBOT
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re

tired heath
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Fun fact, Vaults permission API support a number of perm plugins, let you define a world or null for perms and groups with the note " This may return odd results if the permission system being used on the server does not support world-specific groups, or if the group being added to is a global group." but is not providing any method to determine if world/global perms/groups are supported pepega 🔨

kindred storm
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🙁

limber knotBOT
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what hapen

kindred storm
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The sponge api is probably better in that regard

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but then again it is filled with all sorts of Collections in places where it doesn't seem to make much sense

tired heath
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I will drop the decision to the plugin user with an config option to switch between global/world support in case of Vault

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If odd stuff happens, odd stuff happens

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^^

kindred storm
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Why can't permissions plugins not supporting worlds just ignore the world parameter?

worn ember
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uh

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cuz it doesnt like having too many arguments?

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some do

worn ember
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it doesnt make sense tho

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it's up to the impl how they wanna handle it if they dont support it. some throw exceptions, some do nada, some redirect to world-less

worn ember
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why would you accept more parameters than needed, thats only good to confuse players

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vault

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api for developers

kindred storm
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some throw exceptions

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...

tired heath
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I mean is just an extra I add to my Geyser plugin to support more perm plugins, I just keep it simple. Users can always fall back to my command module

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its up to the impl, A248 akkoShrug

worn ember
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why ar eyou even getting triggered over this?

kindred storm
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there essentially is no contract except "anything can happen"

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who is, ded?

worn ember
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A248 seems upset

kindred storm
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I do have to use Vault later on in my project

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not yet, but i probably will need to do the same kind of permission checking

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uhh

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why would you use vault for perms checking

kindred storm
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offline player permissions

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ooh

kindred storm
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also, how come throwing exceptions is allowed if there is no throws declaration?

tired heath
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Fun fact 2: PermissionEx / PermEx recommends using the Vault API wherever possible before its own. ^^

kindred storm
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well, that makes sense

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however poor the Vault API might be, it's better than coupling to specific plugins

tired heath
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Not sure. I support Luckperms, I know I can run Luckperms async. Is fine. I use Vault, just sync and I just wait and see 🙂

kindred storm
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clr - are you sleaker/MilkBowl? If so I apologise

tired heath
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clr no offense

cosmic raft
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hallo

kindred storm
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but really, Vault API much better than using any permissions plugin's API

twin lagoon
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hello cashicc

kindred storm
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Not sure. I support Luckperms, I know I can run Luckperms async. Is fine. I use Vault, just sync and I just wait and see 🙂
my plan is still to determine if the permissions plugin supports async permissions checking, and if not, resynchronise briefly to check perms

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i don't understand you

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yes

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why?

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what does that mean?

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how so?

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i took a shower this morning

tired heath
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my plan is still to determine if the permissions plugin supports async permissions checking, and if not, resynchronise briefly to check perms
Sounds like a plan, I might think about that later but at the moment I just don't have so much time for that module.

potent fossil
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jesus, what the hell is yalls issue lmao

wide chasm
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clr behave

wicked remnant
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I heard stef was banning people upon request?

magic river
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Can I request a cat ban?

cosmic raft
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A ban of cats? No.

vestal jasper
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Can we ban leaf?

limber knotBOT
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can we not

magic river
limber knotBOT
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to answer your question

vestal jasper
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Idk hes a pretty pepega person

limber knotBOT
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no, we don't have ban perms

true canyon
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What an excellent image, @magic river ! Whoever made that is surely a star.

limber knotBOT
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its a wonderful image

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10/10

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no, 11/10

magic river
mighty storm
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someone wanna handle that

wide chasm
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Banned

mighty storm
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thanks

magic river
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...handle what? 😉

wide chasm
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Already removed

magic river
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Ah, I see you guys got a bot to moderate

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Or a blind person maybe?

cosmic raft
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I have sold my soul

potent fossil
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Knew it was clr before I even opened IRC to look at that.

wide chasm
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The advantage of being informed that someone is gonna violate rules is that you can just wait with the ban screen open and hit the button immediately ;)

potent fossil
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Just, fucking knew it.

serene bolt
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I have sold my soul
enjoy your amazon prime!!! <3

cosmic raft
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not really

potent fossil
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That guy literally runs a discord server whose primary intent is racism.

cosmic raft
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just a trial

mighty storm
magic river
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Who are you going to use your Twitch Prime sub on?

potent fossil
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I don't know why he's allowed anywhere.

cosmic raft
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nobody amaranth

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fuck twitch

wide chasm
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

potent fossil
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i just used someone else's prime, but my payment method

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any time i need amazon, i just go find someone who has it who will let me order using their account

limber knotBOT
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twitch simp to me

kindred storm
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clr was banned

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why?

potent fossil
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because he pinged me and called me the N word

wide chasm
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Racism

limber knotBOT
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racism

kindred storm
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oooh

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so I am guessing that was not the Vault developer

wide chasm
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No

potent fossil
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Except, dude's still in here.

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That's literally MisterFix's alt.

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Go to his site lmao.

wide chasm
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It isn't

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Clr and Fix are different persons

potent fossil
wide chasm
#

Probably yes

potent fossil
#

ok 👌 i surely believe it

magic river
#

oof, using 👌

potent fossil
#

:ok_hab

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fuck

#

whatever

cosmic raft
potent fossil
#

Just finished drinking my booch. Now, time for youtube.

cosmic raft
#

your what

potent fossil
#

My booch

magic river
#

👌🏾

cosmic raft
#

your what

potent fossil
#

My KOMBUCHA. My booch.

cosmic raft
#

.g bombuscha

potent fossil
#

brah

magic river
#

It's just iced tea

potent fossil
#

.g kombucha

limber knotBOT
#

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cosmic raft
#

tea fungus

potent fossil
#

yes

cosmic raft
#

yea you can keep that

potent fossil
#

it's tea with probiotics lmao

magic river
#

Oh, it's sweet tea with mold in it

wide chasm
#

That looks horrible

potent fossil
#

I have IBS, maybe it's a placebo maybe it's not but it helps.

#

Most kombucha doesn't literally have the mushroom in it. Wikipedia is just extra.

magic river
#

Yeah, I get that sometimes when someone brings tea over, I just throw it away

potent fossil
#

.g clearlykombucha site:images.google.com

limber knotBOT
#

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potent fossil
#

ok

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that was what i drank, exact flavor

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as you can see. no mushroom

magic river
#

So at that point it's just the asian version of sweet tea?

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Good drink for getting diabetes

potent fossil
#

I mean, it has the probiotic dissolved in it.

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20 calories but ok

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(For the entire bottle)

magic river
#

Huh, others are more than 4x that

#

Still not as sweet as sweet tea though I guess

potent fossil
#

A lot of them add a shitton of sugar, so you can't taste the fermentation as much

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Those are nasty

magic river
#

Those really are just sweet tea with mold in it 😛

potent fossil
#

I don't drink it for the taste, but because it has a probiotic that eases my IBS. I also have probiotic pills, but I have to go to the store for those and I haven't been leaving my house. I just get kombucha off amazon

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Yeah, I mean, it is mold. Yes.

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I don't even want to try buying probiotics online, because they have to be refrigerated or the culture will die

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

magic river
#

Have you considered a fecal transplant?

potent fossil
#

I have not

#

I didn't actually know that was a thing, and I thought you were trolling me, and it sounds nasty as hell. But hey, maybe it would help.

#

I can't ask my doctor because she's a ghost now and nobody will call me back so I can get a new GP

#

ALMOST got one, and then they cancelled and said "how bout 2 weeks from now" so i told her to stop wasting my time and just cancel

waxen panther
#

.kombucha king

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😐

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.g kombucha king

limber knotBOT
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stiff yarrow
#

@cosmic raft it's quite good depending on the brand, its pretty popular here

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(kombucha)

potent fossil
#

Idk wassup with the kombucha king or whatever, but I'm not watching that entire video

zealous wedge
#

kombucha is one of the trendy drinks here, it's quite nice

potent fossil
#

Am I supposed to know who that prettyboy is?

#

Just for drinking kombucha?

#

Is kombucha a cult

magic river
#

Yes

potent fossil
#

maybe I should get a poop transplant then

magic river
#

I only even know of kombucha because of the people who insert it into every conversation

potent fossil
#

lmao

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Oh that's "GT Dave"

#

I've heard of that guy lmao

#

the "GT" Kombucha is that sugar stuff I was talking about earlier

#

I don't touch that with a 10 foot pole

tired heath
#

A248 have to admit vault permissions work better as expected, did not try a lot of perm plugins but for default per world or global works nice with LP

kindred storm
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    boolean hasPermissionSafe(Player player, String permission) {
        // TODO: Account for non-thread safe permission plugins
        return player.hasPermission(permission);
    }
worn ember
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// TODO: Account for non-thread safe permission plugins
monkaS

kindred storm
#

it's still in development ¯_(ツ)_/¯

magic river
#

This also assumes the permissions API in Bukkit is only doing thread safe things

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I don't even think that's strictly true today

kindred storm
#

It's definitely not true

tired heath
#

I mean I wrote the whole module without one test build or debug and fired it up, did expect at least some exception but no. Adds it per world or global like I configurated it. Positive surprise

worn ember
#

smh always the weebs complaining

#

hmm, would a worldborder change event be a reasonable thing to implement?

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since it can shrink over time :/

restive thicket
#

In what context?

austere ivy
#

all this reflection is for, I kid you not, a material parser.

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not to say anything bad about the author

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it's just that I can't understand it :')

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(and also why do you not just use bukkit's methods to get a material by it's nameeeee)

worn ember
#

cuz there can be other attributes linked to it

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actually

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if its just material, wtf

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@restive thicket wym in what context?

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i wanted to reload my rtp locations when the world border changes, but then i realized there is no event for it

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the only issue i can think of is that it would trigger constantly for a slowly shrinking worldborder

grand pewter
#

maybe just check for someone typing the command

worn ember
#

yeah i was considering that

potent fossil
#

thats really not that much code brian

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just looks like Reflection to me

worn ember
#

but why use reflection for something as trivial as parsing material?

zealous wedge
#

send your thanks to craftbukkit's relocation setup

tired heath
#

What prominet permission plugins should I test my vault module with, actually used Luckperms so long, don't even know what's cool this days?

limber knotBOT
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174 buffers (0 merged): 150 channels, 16 queries, 4 servers, 1 xfer, 1 relay, 1 fset, 1 core; 1 windows

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mmm stats

solar meteor
#

so some of you have a pottie mouth and they had to call in the adults i see

fervent elm
#

Lately I have a lot of attacks, players come in and put posters in an oven or something and reduce the tps to 3

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how can i avoid it

limber knotBOT
#

stats you say?

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Uptime: 2 days, 22 hours, 8 minutes, 54 seconds
Message Handling: 4ms / 1ms (mean/median)
Messages from IRC: 19388 (6.863%)
Messages from Discord: 263131 (93.14%)

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!stats

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so close!

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still gotta raise that average

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trying

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soon

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we will take over, and move to esper

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hopefully

fallen oracle
#

Logic is streaming 😮

#

Ya

#

Ya

vagrant niche
#

I like my steamers without clothing

potent fossil
#

Who here uses arch

#

Whoever you are, reminder to pacman -Rcns $(pacman -Qdtq) :3

limber knotBOT
potent fossil
#

:o

idle dirge
#

hello good morning. hope this is the right channel for my question.
i was wondering if mob switches would still work on paper, specifically a zombie villager based one.
im not sure where it came from, but i kinda have this thought that paper had per player mob caps instead of a global one.
also while on the topic a more general question, where can i find more info about the mobcap on paper if it is significantly different?

limber knotBOT
stiff yarrow
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that might be useful

limber knotBOT
#

what might

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discussions?

stiff yarrow
#

yeah

limber knotBOT
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they announced it like 6 months ago and it'll be in public beta "very soon"

vagrant niche
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tm

limber knotBOT
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very few repos have it

vestal jasper
#

@potent fossil I've gone 3 weeks without updating. Fight me.

potent fossil
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that command doesn't update

vestal jasper
#

Idc

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Fight me

potent fossil
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I'd rather not

vestal jasper
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Ok :(

potent fossil
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fucking hell, i updated and now i have to reboot because of a new kernel

static pilot
#

finally bought rdr2 on pc

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this game is gonna be great at 60fps

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i played through on ps4 when it came out

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it was great but i really hate gaming on consoles nowadays

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too many games hard locked to 30 FPS

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oh yeah definitely, i'd hope to see more next gen games running at least 60fps for a standard

#

Ps5 is adding 120hz support isn't it too for some games?

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the general standard will probably be bumped with that

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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on ps4 pro gow had a performance vs quality mode you can toglge

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where you could run it at 60fps (if I recall?) or let the reso scale as high as it could

sharp sentinel
potent fossil
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Wow, this is super long @sharp sentinel. I'll read it all because I love you.

sharp sentinel
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Thanks 🙂

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Yeah it's a 30 minute read according to the word count tool I used lol

potent fossil
#

Setting a timer rn

limber knotBOT
#

ah man can i make a fancy video to go along with it

zealous wedge
#

chew does a dramatic reading

limber knotBOT
#

it wont be me talking

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I'll get dinnerbone

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it could be

stiff yarrow
#

history is neato

static pilot
#

me4502 is that why you were asking about aquifier the other day?

sharp sentinel
#

I'm pretty surprised it hasn't taken off more on the MC subreddit tbh

limber knotBOT
#

yeah, it was a really neat project

sharp sentinel
#

Yeah that's why I've been asking about stuff lol

limber knotBOT
#

i had a lot of fun going through ancient irc logs to find some neat facts

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hold on, they removed /kraken?

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time to fork mcmmo!

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(i don't know what /kraken does)

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KRAKEN

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it's the only way i had 2 deaths via squid

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no u

static pilot
#

these damn o'driscoll boys

limber knotBOT
#

what should I use instead

vagrant niche
#

@static badge

limber knotBOT
#

@b​âr​ty​

static badge
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yes ma'am

potent fossil
#

/kraken

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wtf is /kraken

limber knotBOT
#

Kraken was great

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it spawned a squid that killed you instantly

potent fossil
#

on what

limber knotBOT
#

mcMMO

potent fossil
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lol

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good

serene bolt
#

RIP The Kraken FeelsBadMan

static badge
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press F for the kraken

potent fossil
ancient bolt
#

sure with enums allowed forward references

viral hornet
#

Paper doesn't have async pathfinding, right?

bold zephyr
#

wow

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prisons get a mention

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but factions and mcmmo dont

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o.o

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id argue both of those separately are larger than prisons lmao

vagrant niche
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PR or shutup

static badge
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yeah basically

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there is that akkarin patch but im like not really sure that impl is good enough

limber knotBOT
#

(sorry nossr)

static pilot
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y'know @spare venture in my og playthrough

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whenever another character called out something barely ahead, I could never see it

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whether it'd be a building, animal, etc

viral hornet
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I'm just trying to go through this Yatopia patch, see what it does (and other forks do) that Paper don't

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But there's so much to look through q_sweatingpepe

static pilot
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on the PC version it's all crystal clear to men ow

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like for example when you're getting chased by wolves in the beginning

bold zephyr
static pilot
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do you play close to the screen

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maybe it's just me

potent fossil
#

lmao just why

Zenexer started another project under the name of GeneReal, a spoof of the name General. This then sparked a public argument between Nijikokun and Zenexer on the GeneReal forum thread. Shortly after, the General plugin was abandoned, and GeneReal was renamed to Essentials.

viral hornet
#

Nah, I'm not planning to. I'm just trying to see what it offers that Paper doesn't.

static pilot
#

zenexer

viral hornet
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Like, one of the patches added "Async world ticking"

static pilot
#

i see that name a lot somewhere and i'm not sure where

viral hornet
#

but then reverted it like a day later or something lol

static pilot
#

not in minecraft community

viral hornet
#

Are you still running Tuinity @spare venture?

bold zephyr
#

Fabric aimed to be a much simpler mod loader

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i cant even find a usable documentation site for fabric so lmao

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ive hunted for one

limber knotBOT
#

do you mean the wiki?

ancient bolt
#

I like how the JDK now has 2 separate EMPTY_LIIST impls

bold zephyr
#

the fabric wiki? its pretty bare tbh

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it took me hella long to find out what i need to call to send a command from the client

limber knotBOT
#

what are you even trying to find documentation on Ineusia?

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just... browse the source

bold zephyr
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lmao

limber knotBOT
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start at the chat gui and see what it does

bold zephyr
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wiki page -> ctrl+f -> chat

nothing

wiki page -> ctrl+f -> command -> how to create a custom command -> not what im looking for

limber knotBOT
#

i mean it's game modding

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you kinda have to have a MC decompile

bold zephyr
#

so is spigot

ancient bolt
#

spigot is a plugin API

bold zephyr
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and for as shit as spigot is, it keeps a useful javadoc

limber knotBOT
#

spigot you just have to know8 years of quirks

ancient bolt
#

completely and entirely different

limber knotBOT
#

there's javadoc for fabric as well

bold zephyr
#

where?

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i cannot find one for the life of me

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i spend hours trying to find one

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spent*

limber knotBOT
bold zephyr
#

ty

limber knotBOT
#

i mean i can't imagine you could actually write a decent plugin just using Spigot JD

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since so much is broken or has weird edge cases

bold zephyr
#

idk ive found spigot/paper javadocs to be rather useful

#

if im confused as to what something does, i either view implementation or ask around here because most of the api someones used already

limber knotBOT
#

just gotta ctrl-click method and class names

bold zephyr
#

doesnt work for interfaces, need to look at the actual cb source for that one

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but that doesnt bother me

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my issue with fabric is that i found it nearly impossible to figure anything out from their wiki if it wasnt explicitly covered on the wiki]

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and couldnt find the javadoc

potent fossil
#

LilyPad KEKWHYPER

limber knotBOT
#

what a proxy

vagrant niche
#

Net disconnected @static badge

static badge
#

kek

#

excuses tbh

vagrant niche
#

Hopefully I didn't lose SR

static badge
#

it was end of game

#

and we lost

vagrant niche
#

It disconnected me then It tried to rejoin

vestal jasper
#

Nice going lax

unkempt drift
#

who has a better way of going from

Platform.values
      .filter(p => dependencyIds.contains(p.dependencyId))
      .groupBy(_.platformCategory)
      .flatMap(_._2.groupBy(_.priority).maxBy(_._1)._2)
      .toSeq

to

Arrays.stream(Platform.values()).filter(p -> dependencyIds.contains(p.dependencyId)).collect(Collectors.groupingBy(Platform::getPlatformCategory)).entrySet().stream().flatMap(entry -> entry.getValue().stream().collect(Collectors.groupingBy(Platform::getPriority)).entrySet().stream().max(Comparator.comparingInt(Entry::getKey)).get().getValue().stream()).collect(Collectors.toList());
#

main issue, is that the groupingBy is a terminal collector, is there something that can be done midstream to achieve a similar effect?

fallen oracle
#

Grape or Strawberry

vestal jasper
#

@fallen oracle raspberry

fallen oracle
#

Not an option

vestal jasper
#

Too fucking bad

fallen oracle
#

@serene bolt Grape or Strawberry

vestal jasper
#

What's the context

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Eating them raw

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Or as a flavoring

serene bolt
#

Strawberry

fallen oracle
#

Ty

vestal jasper
#

Grapes > strawberries, strawberry flavoring > grape flavoring

static badge
#

straws

vagrant niche
#

chicken nuggets

vestal jasper
#

@static badge u look nice today

vagrant niche
#

fk off, hes mine

static badge
#

u look like a banned word today

serene bolt
#

lmao

vestal jasper
#

Hey I'm being nice

serene bolt
#

hey leaf, what's your opinion on the async pathfinding patch in yatopia kappa

static badge
#

sketchy

serene bolt
#

the async player saving patch makes me monkaS

static badge
#

eh

#

the big thing with that is just getting the io off main

#

provided u shove all the io in one thread its fine

#

kill me

fallen oracle
#

Just make a dedicated thread per player

serene bolt
#

that's how runescape worked in the early days

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thread per client

static badge
#

just make dedicated cancer per player

serene bolt
vagrant niche
#

ban

static badge
#

cancer isn't banned

#

although vic should be

#

disgusting furry

serene bolt
#

lol yeah because the cycle rate of RS is god awful

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it has like 600ms cycles

#

that was the very first java I ever looked at and worked on in my life, 2005 runescape decompiled

#

yeah they're still like that lol

#

because majority of the employees do not know java, they know runeskript

fallen oracle
#

I mean

serene bolt
#

which is their language on top of java

#

it's like skript for RS basically

fallen oracle
#

Yikes

serene bolt
fallen oracle
#

Interesting

neat smelt
#

@grand pewter " Fixes an issue where with certain server configurations, chunks would not unload fast enough after generating, potentially causing the server to stall. "
OMG thank you, i had this exact issue when creating a lot of chunks

potent fossil
#

inb4 jagex uses graalvm to make runescript

grand pewter
#

@neat smelt it was for tuinity servers

void void
#

damn runescape using runescript 😩

#

should've converted everything to clojure for better maintainability when clj got released mmLol

potent fossil
#

kashike has access to runescape source code confirmed

potent fossil
#

are you just looking at an rsps source

cosmic raft
#

No

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Literally from Jagex

potent fossil
#

oof

static pilot
#

I thought cactus could never grow more than 3 blocks naturally @grand pewter

limber knotBOT
#

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static pilot
#

Nevermind

vestal jasper
#

@static badge

static pilot
#

When two chunk population seeds overlap and both generate a cactus on the same X, Y co-ordinate, the height of these two cactuses are compounded.

#

Yeah that's how more than 3 block cactus grows

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1.14.4 world seed: 43931985876593125
position: -9711824 100 7726416

void void
#

yea

static badge
#

that remind sme

#

need to put the randomise populators on tuinity

serene bolt
#

:D

steady sage
#

Let's say I'm gonna run 1.16... and a heavy-plugin ridden server

#

Let's say I want 100 players on it, with little to none regular impact to TPS (assuming I've pregenerated everything)

#

What could be the best specs for it?

#

I mean, what would you recommend me to buy?

void void
#

buy yourself a bag full of good luck

steady sage
#

Why would that be? lmao

vestal jasper
#

because you're trying to run a 100 player server on 1.16 whilst maintaining what I assume is 20 TPS

steady sage
#

Is it REALLY that unrealistic to do it, even with top-tier gear?

#

I thought there was a huge improvement from 1.15 to 1.16

bold zephyr
#

i wouldnt say huge

steady sage
#

...so you would not consider it possible at all?

vestal jasper
#

it's possible

#

but unlikely

#

20 TPS is prob very unlikely

potent fossil
#

go talk to the tuinity guys

#

or

#

guy

#

@static badge

#

that guy

vagrant niche
#

that guy suks

vestal jasper
#

windows updates itself
Login screen flickers 20 times before hardlocking the system
This happens every boot

#

God I fucking wish this OS didn't exist

potent fossil
#

using windows

#

wishing it doesnt exist, yet using it

vestal jasper
#

Sorry I enjoy playing games without needing to take an anal suppository each time

potent fossil
#

I use it for games too, but as soon as I'm done I get off of it and forget it exists

vestal jasper
#

Yeah well now I can't even play games xd

potent fossil
#

mfw

vestal jasper
#

Fucking incredible os

#

Literally updates to remove 99% of it's features

#

10/10

quasi valley
#

I’ve had a good bunch of problems with win as well lol

#

Just recently*, at least simply opening and quitting bios settings fixed it™️

potent fossil
#

when i run windows, my pc overheats

#

when i switch to linux, it's fine

dapper nacelle
#

Just buy a better cooler

potent fossil
#

It's watercooled sir

dapper nacelle
#

Oof

#

Aircooling masterrace honestly

potent fossil
#

and that doesn't have any other explanation other than windows is doing something stupid

#

as it runs at a stable 30c on linux

dapper nacelle
#

Wtf is windows running in the background then

potent fossil
#

idk

#

i mean i only use it to game

dapper nacelle
#

I'd install a fresh windows installation if I were you

potent fossil
#

so maybe it's understandable

#

fuck that

dapper nacelle
#

And update drivers

#

If you even downloaded them from your hardware manufacturer's site

potent fossil
#

i did lmao

topaz rune
#

Is there a way to set insomnia false for a specific group? phantoms spawn while in sv which is kind of a pain.

potent fossil
#

what is sv

topaz rune
#

super vanish

potent fossil
#

Hmm I don't think so, but I mean you could prob hire someone to make you something that does it

#

But not here

topaz rune
#

ok, i was kind of thinking the same thing but thought it was worth a shot. Thank you.

potent fossil
#

sure

#

and btw, i looked

#

i couldnt find anything, but take that with a grain of salt

olive marlin
#

Phishing site: https:// spacex-bitcoin. org xD

#

Trying the Twitter BTC doubling on a website.

potent fossil
#

holy christ

olive marlin
#

I wonder how many will fall for it.

vernal moth
#

Please don't share phishing sites with clickable links

potent fossil
#

i see that every time i open celebrity tweets

olive marlin
#

Added spaces so that people won't click.

cedar spade
#

heck, probably best not to post it, unless you're going to put that it's a phishing site in the same message

grand pewter
#

he kind of did

olive marlin
#

Ooh, there was video associated with it, but YT removed it already.

#

I added it later pop

potent fossil
#

its well designed ill give em that

grand pewter
#

oh ok

#

well you did now kinda

finite wave
potent fossil
finite wave
#

-50? What

potent fossil
#

yea i edited the site's cookies, cuz the amount of btc "he" has left is stored there KEKWHYPER

#

best not lest someone fall for it even if it is blatantly fake

#

and even if you did, probably #politics at the least

#

but meh

#

no thx sir

zealous wedge
#

ok do we have an actual definition of what politics is

potent fossil
#

i think drama regarding influential people or governments in general but idk maybe ive got it wrong kek

zealous wedge
#

i mean that sounds reasonable?

vagrant niche
#

Nothing good ever comes out of politics talk

#

Might as well just delete it

zealous wedge
#

maybe not when you're involved

potent fossil
#

@vagrant niche gusto mo bang maging jowa ko? 🥺 💋

vagrant niche
#

Wat

potent fossil
finite wave
#

What is a jowa

potent fossil
#

a jowa is a jowa

finite wave
#

Boyfriend/girlfriend i see

potent fossil
#

.g define jowa site:urbandictionary.com

limber knotBOT
potent fossil
#

sure

#

why not

#

like yes, but like

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lmao

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its not a respectful relationship

cedar spade
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I eagerly await the downfall of the Great Spigot Government and the rise of the Federated Paper States

potent fossil
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👀

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Alright, I'm out. see yall later

cedar spade
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the FPS has been long in the planning, with proponents originating from the Minecraft Open Source State, the Kyori Nation and the Republic of PaperMC

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after the Republic of PaperMC held a secret meeting in which they signed a contract for storage of their military planes, it was time for stage 2: forge an exclusive trade deal with the EngineHub Alliance

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which would involve cleaning up and reclaiming the scrap left behind from the ancient Bukkit tribe who had long since abandoned their homeland

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when this plan was unveiled, many other nations became interested in supporting or joining the project, including the Tuinity Republic and Velocitia

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||idfk I can't write political fiction about block game community||

vernal moth
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Idk, seems a nice timeline to be on

grand pewter
limber knotBOT
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I'm impressed

cedar spade
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and that brings us today, with the ROPMC still waiting on its military plane storage to be built

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cough

grand pewter
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yeah whens the hangar going to be finished

cedar spade
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can't launch air strikes on the enemy nation without anywhere to keep the planes smh

twin lagoon
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hangar wen @vernal moth

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@twin lagoon hangar wen

twin lagoon
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f u proxi

quasi valley
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proxi

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😠

quasi valley
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that's just wrong

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and also illegal

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i dont CARE mr kenni

cedar spade
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hangar wen @quasi valley

twin lagoon
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knenitv

quasi valley
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wow I feel assaulted

zealous wedge
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hangar wen @minor badge

cedar spade
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kynynytyvy

quasi valley
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@zealous wedge hanger nao

zealous wedge
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you hear that kneny

quasi valley
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you two are monsters

zealous wedge
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thank you ❤️

quasi valley
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I bet it's that kotlin influence

zealous wedge
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mmm localhost:8080/owner/slug

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yes, kotlin makes us all better

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kotlin only makes it better 🥺

cedar spade
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@quasi valley hangar wen

vernal moth
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Am most likely gonna fix the home page today to return actual data, so pfff zml

zealous wedge
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u better

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or i'm gonna be sad

quasi valley
cedar spade
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👁️ 🇨

vernal bone
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👀

waxen panther
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Who is kenny in that screenshot?

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Maybe a typo of kneny?

pearl ibex
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Wowie. We got new rules here. Where's Dua Lipa? :>