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vestal jasper
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take it or leave it @heady spear

waxen panther
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did it arrive ! !!

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@twin lagoon

twin lagoon
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yes finally

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unexpected aswell since the tracking didn't show shit

waxen panther
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nice

twin lagoon
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and after a lot of complaining at support

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am just getting rid of the windows bloatware now

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shit maxxaudio 3d audio crap

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gotta love it

waxen panther
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at least dell doesn't ship much extra crap compared to other vendors :')

neat smelt
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@waxen panther does he know how expensive this repair will be compared to just fixing the button xD ?

waxen panther
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lol yea

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we're not doing the button just the screen

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he's stupid

neat smelt
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wow....

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just

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woow....

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so he broke the screen aswell?

waxen panther
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herp derp button no workie me drilly

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the screen happened after

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but yea

neat smelt
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herp derp

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what an smartass

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has a 700+ usd phone, drilles a hole into it to fix something that can be fixed by someone who knows what he does for 30 bucks or so

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ggwp

waxen panther
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he comes here all the time too

neat smelt
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what happened to the screen btw?

waxen panther
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so he knows he could've just brought it in and we could've fixed it for him lol

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he dropped it, nothing special

neat smelt
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........

waxen panther
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yup

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asked for a discount too pepelaugh

neat smelt
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but hey

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a customer

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money

waxen panther
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I'd rather do an xr repair than a 7 anyway

neat smelt
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give him a 5 usd "discount"

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because its so funny

waxen panther
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I'd rather raise the price

neat smelt
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thats why i wrote "discount"

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rais the price in the first place

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and give a fake discount
& blame it on china & corona

cosmic raft
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@twin lagoon pictures

twin lagoon
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soon™️

cosmic raft
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no

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now

twin lagoon
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i can't create a pic yet i tried lmao

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i flashed a rom on my phone which has broken camera capaibilities yesterday

cosmic raft
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what rom

neat smelt
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sure sure

twin lagoon
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i'll borrow me mums phone when she's home

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-Major bug is Camera will not take pictures, Im working on a solution as we speak (Video will work just fine, and even taking pictures while recording a video)

cosmic raft
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Samsung phone

twin lagoon
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i am getting a google pixel ok

neat smelt
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a brick > samsung phone

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get the new oneplus north

cosmic raft
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I like my OnePlus phone better than my pixel

quasi valley
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a brick = samsung phone :kappa:

twin lagoon
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no fuck oneplus lmao

cosmic raft
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why?

twin lagoon
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i don't like them as a company and there's some sketchy shit they do each year

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faking benchmarks blabla

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sending clipboard data over to servers

cosmic raft
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I see

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unrelated

twin lagoon
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i don't like the camera hole in the nord aswell

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oneplus 8 pro is too big

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google pixel 4 would be ok

cosmic raft
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is there a place where people get ideas for plugins from, or are people just creative

twin lagoon
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creative

sleek tree
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One plus had another leak recently I think

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👏

neat smelt
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"creative" aka doing what other people do just "improve" it

twin lagoon
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they legit have 2 - 3 PR disasters a year @sleek tree

uncut moss
sleek tree
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they legit have 2 - 3 PR disasters a year @sleek tree
<@>Michael#9600

👏 seems le le legit

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*anyone like Apple here?*😂

cosmic raft
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I do

green edge
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I'm happy with my huawei

cosmic raft
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An iPhone will 99% be my next new phone

vagrant niche
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Have you tried Code Vision 😂

green edge
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lots of bang for the buck

cosmic raft
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I've gone:
Samsung Galaxy S3
Samsung Galaxy S5
Google Pixel
Google Pixel 3XL
OnePlus 7 Pro

neat smelt
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i liked my iphone x

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great overall quality

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but meh, lack of doing what i want with its software

knotty rose
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Ehy do everyone like apple here

twin lagoon
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no

sleek tree
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I use an iPhone Xar

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XR*

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iOS

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That’s why I use Apple.

knotty rose
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yesterday someone was saying mac was good

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and now iphone

cosmic raft
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macOS is good

neat smelt
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their ecosystem is good when you use it for what its designed

sleek tree
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^^ macs are meh for my purposes. The OS is very nice though.

neat smelt
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when you try to use it outside its boundaries, youre ducked

cosmic raft
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however, it is a matter of opinion

vagrant niche
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Dang, I've only ever had Motorola before I got my pxel 3a

cosmic raft
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one person can love it, one person can hate it

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same applies to literally anything

knotty rose
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just like eclipse and idea lol

cosmic raft
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OS, cereal, coffee, IDE, tea

sleek tree
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Hahah.

green edge
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Apple has it's own loyal customer base

vagrant niche
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Sex organs

green edge
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You buy the experience that you don't get with any other provider right now

sleek tree
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IDE << pycharm. me who’s a python student

vagrant niche
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Genders

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Don't forget

minor badge
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@cosmic raft netflix date? xx

green edge
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everything is integrated, sometimes to the point of unfair competition

cosmic raft
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@minor badge what

vagrant niche
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I'm free, proxi

minor badge
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😳

sleek tree
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Umm

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Okay the

vagrant niche
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My avatar is much more handsome than his

heady spear
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Can someone date me instead

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proxi is overrated

finite wave
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Nty

vagrant niche
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Lmao no

cosmic raft
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hai city

heady spear
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hi kash 😍

finite wave
cosmic raft
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^_^

finite wave
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Omg i just boiled some vinegar for something and it stinks

heady spear
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don't call kash's pussy mediocre smh

neat smelt
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mediogre

sleek tree
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Omg i just boiled some vinegar for something and it stinks
@finite wave

Try boiling milk. That stuff stinks

heady spear
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ok but have u ever boiled human flesh

finite wave
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No, it tastes better on a bbq city

heady spear
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am a vegetarian

finite wave
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Ah, okay

sleek tree
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Haha. Vegetarian? So Kim Jon Un only? 🤣

heady spear
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he's a loved leader

finite wave
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Nice

heady spear
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why are you saying such mean words about him?

finite wave
sleek tree
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Umm. Whoops I apologise for my behaviour

potent fossil
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fuck Kim Jong Un

sleek tree
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Well no ima agree with this here simpowo.

potent fossil
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fuck the entire Kim family

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not just Mr Jong

sleek tree
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👌

heady spear
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they are great leaders and should not be disrespected

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the west says that they are starving their people, they are just concerned about their BMI getting too high

sleek tree
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Umm. Half of North Korea is dying in poverty the other half is killing the poor ones.

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Haha wow

heady spear
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so they made a great diet plan

left swift
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Never go hungry if you eat the elderly

potent fossil
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@heady spear PS + Arkitektonika when

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No excuses

heady spear
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If you take my exams for me then sure

potent fossil
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no study, no exam, no school, no life only commit to developing minecraft plugin and minecraft plugin related software

heady spear
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I needed to finish rörledning before for the service pipeline shit, and now we have fully managed + thread safe meta

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So I can actually implement it properly

potent fossil
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the fuck pepefurry

left swift
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😳

heady spear
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I’ll do it in September most likely

potent fossil
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slacker

heady spear
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Actually our new meta shit is cool

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It’s back by striped locks n shit

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However if you star my pipeline repo, I might be able to do it late August instead

potent fossil
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i refuse

heady spear
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K then I’ll drop the project entirely

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Rip arkitektonika, 2020-2020

potent fossil
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K transfer repos to my account

heady spear
potent fossil
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why

heady spear
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arkitektonika plotsquared = 💔

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Wtf I forgot the plus sign

potent fossil
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Ok weirdo

heady spear
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But ye it’ll be in v6,

potent fossil
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Ok daddy

heady spear
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And in FAWE whenever I get to that

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Prolly late 2023

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FAWE gives me nightmares

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Actually the FAWE version should be significantly easier bcuz it doesn’t have the load and save stuff

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Which is what complicates the p2 code

potent fossil
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kekw

zealous knot
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Kekwa

worn ember
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i like being reminded how much city hates FAWE every day 🙂

left swift
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Who

worn ember
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exactly

zealous knot
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What’s FWAE

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Sounds like a good pl0gen

left swift
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Think it's a country 🙏

heady spear
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fawe jokes r old and stale

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just like the salad I just ate

finite wave
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So is fix

quasi valley
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just like fawe

heady spear
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kenny u suck

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ur like super bad

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98% bad

quasi valley
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ur just the sassman

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sassebstret

heady spear
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wtf am not even sassy

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ur homophobic

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this is clearly homophobia

quasi valley
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ur just upsidedownist

heady spear
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ban him!!!

primal veldt
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I think this may be the right channel.. can I ask why there are Taylor swift album emotes on this server? 😳

heady spear
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because she's a legend

minor badge
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@twin lagoon xxxx

left swift
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In this world there are only 2 things:

Discord servers with Taylor Swift emotes and discords servers without Taylor Swift emotes

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That is lifes guarentee

mental meadow
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hewwo

heady spear
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uk what, dis was mistake

static pilot
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in this world you either crank that soulja boy or that soulja boy cranks you

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which one is it gonna be

waxen panther
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@twin lagoon ignore him, he is the enemy

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nvm thought someone else pinged u

minor badge
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😔

mental meadow
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I'm sad

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what about you all

waxen panther
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y

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I’m mad

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At city

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Hate him

mental meadow
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i wanted to buy new glasses but my eyes are broken beyond repair or something like that, they told me i need to go to a doctor first lol

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and going to buy glasses completely exhausted me

left swift
cosmic raft
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bleh

minor badge
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yes u r

waxen panther
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have you tried buying new eyes?

left swift
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Did the pink color change

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Seems more pink

mental meadow
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are you selling yours?

waxen panther
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depends how much you're paying

olive garden
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the fact that we traded zizzany for a human being, aurora, is completely beyond me and I can't rest

quasi valley
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welcome to PaperMC, the black market for human organs

olive garden
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I feel like the community is gone

cosmic raft
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@left swift no you're just seeing things

left swift
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The hole is empty how am I supposed to feel bad about myself now

waxen panther
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who is supposed to kick me every 8 minutes now

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pensive !

left swift
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Stop I'm going to start crying on Twitter video for instagram

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The colors kash

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What do they mean

waxen panther
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the colours pepeohno

mental meadow
left swift
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Imagine spelling colors with a u 🤢

waxen panther
cosmic raft
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imagine not using simplified english kappa_wink

left swift
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I prefer the term american

finite wave
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I'm Shakespeare

waxen panther
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i am british and i like the u

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fight me

quasi valley
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I'm gonna colour my armour in honour of humourous harbour

left swift
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Omae wa mou shindeiru

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Britaun

cosmic raft
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hi kenny

quasi valley
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hello

waxen panther
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nani !?

quasi valley
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oh lowercase gang again

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😂

cosmic raft
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yes

waxen panther
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uppercase is disgusting

left swift
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We hate capitalists out here

void void
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2

waxen panther
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mikro PepeHappy

finite wave
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nice

quasi valley
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paying discord 🚮

void void
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discovered that i forgot to cancel my nitro plan

quasi valley
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lmao

void void
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so i'm poorer by 10$ again

finite wave
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You got the good emotes tho

minor badge
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hi 🅱️ikro

void void
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good morning y'all

quasi valley
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🅱️roxi

waxen panther
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remember when mikro was in the other server 😔

void void
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even though it's far from that

minor badge
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🥺

void void
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how2 self control frens

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i really need to stop goin to sleep at 7-8am pepelaugh

left swift
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Y

minor badge
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mikro wanna kiss

zealous knot
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Fuck you kneny i am not stale

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Mikro wanna kiss?

cosmic raft
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ha mikro

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it's 06:33

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I know what you mean

void void
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16:33

finite wave
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15:34

void void
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fucking h e l l man feels like i've basically missed most of the summer

zealous knot
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Where are you from mikro? We’re in the same time zone

void void
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🇪🇪

zealous knot
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looks up on google

cedar spade
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flag_ee

potent fossil
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all hail glorious nation estonia

zealous knot
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ee

cedar spade
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ah mikro is from the UK mobile network EE

void void
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ye

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correct

cedar spade
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I sEE

cosmic raft
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hEhE

minor badge
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estonia, @zealous knot

zealous knot
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Am stupid

waxen panther
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well, yea

zealous knot
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Fucc u

waxen panther
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=D

void void
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lul

zealous knot
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Wtf is this shite

void void
cedar spade
waxen panther
zealous knot
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Can you see emote names on android?

void void
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iirc yes

cedar spade
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Tap on them to show them

zealous knot
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Ffs

void void
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you can't on ios at least :/

zealous knot
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Yeah thats really an mfOuteg moment

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A good emote name is just as important as the emote itself imo

cedar spade
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:kneny:

quasi valley
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:pinapl:

zealous knot
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:elctrnict:

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If electro was a civil engineer instead of a developer, would his username be electriccat?

twin lagoon
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@minor badge qt

finite wave
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Can you flirt in dms with your woman michael smh.

minor badge
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@twin lagoon nee jij

zealous knot
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Don’t worry about it barty you’ll get it one day

twin lagoon
open dragon
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Anyone know of a item based currency plugin that allows for players to create their own item based currency with a command?
Please @ me for respones, thanks!

finite wave
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.g itemcurreny spigotmc

limber knotBOT
finite wave
uncut moss
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mony

latent valve
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Itembase currency is a badddddd idea imo

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1 dupe and rip economy

left swift
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Just dupe everything so people wont need to dupe

finite wave
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Just give createive

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creative

uncut moss
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/giv

finite wave
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No need to trouble yourself with duping stuff for them

zealous knot
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That makes me wonder

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.g dupe plugin spigotmc

limber knotBOT
zealous knot
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Smh

finite wave
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.g donkeydupe papermc

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/issues/633 -- Donkey Chest Item Duplication Glitch · Issue #633 ·...: "Mar 16, 2017 ... Paper Version: 1​06​4 Steps To Reproduce: Create a nether portal. On the nether side put a cactus one block high. Tame a donkey...."

GitHub

Paper Version: 1​06​4 Steps To Reproduce: Create a nether portal. On the nether side put a cactus one block high. Tame a donkey. Place a saddle on the donkey. Place a chest on the donkey. Place ite...

finite wave
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sec

zealous knot
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Okay thats kinda cool i guess

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But not maintained

left swift
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Wanting bugs in ur server itsfree

zealous knot
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Isn’t that what anarchy servers in minecraft stand for?

left swift
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Anarchy is for roblox and tik tok kids

zealous knot
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Lmfao can we pin this ^

finite wave
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no

zealous knot
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Fuk u

left swift
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No

zealous knot
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No mana

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Send help

finite wave
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Just get gud and dupe the mana

cedar spade
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Or dupe the help

finite wave
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But, won't that just be relying on someone else?

zealous knot
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@left swift do you have another username or is that your primary one?

finite wave
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He had that god forsaken chinese name before

left swift
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Jan trump

spice finch
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What's the fun of duping and having everything in few minutes

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i can't get it

left swift
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CUz pVp

finite wave
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Cause then you get all the girls cdfn

spice finch
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Ok, starting duping rn

zealous knot
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And who is that hekkin chonker in your pfp

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Is that you

left swift
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What's a chonker

finite wave
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a big guy

zealous knot
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No bruh

left swift
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Seems sexist

finite wave
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.g chonker definition

limber knotBOT
finite wave
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oh

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ehm that

left swift
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Lool

zealous knot
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See

spice finch
zealous knot
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I dont fat shame

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Im fat myself

left swift
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Ur fat shaming rn?

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Mods

zealous knot
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:O

left swift
worn ember
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smh it says hotswapping was successful but it doesnt add cases to the switch statement

spice finch
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what do you use for hotswap?

worn ember
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the default one

slim nymph
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got my first post covid haircut yesterday, heres hoping didnt get covid lol

void void
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switch is a hack basically

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lookup tables n shit

worn ember
void void
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you'll be better off using dcevm

worn ember
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yeahhh

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just havent bothered setting it up

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just odd how it doesnt fail hotswapping tho

minor badge
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chew: time for some epic rocket rewriting of birbfetcher now that it works on stable rust

zealous knot
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Aikar what are you talking about having covid is epic

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I’ve had it

finite wave
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You're also weird.

left swift
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What a meme

zealous knot
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Finally got to sit at home for 2 weeks and not get shit for it

quasi valley
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I hope you do know that you were lucky eh

left swift
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This guy shit posts worse than me

zealous knot
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What

quasi valley
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could have looked quite a bit worse, too early to joke about Covid

zealous knot
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Lucky about what

finite wave
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Mister_fix is known to be a shit poser aPES_LulLaugh

quasi valley
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that you weren't nearly dying in a hospital, unable to walk or breathe?

zealous knot
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I’m not fucking 90 years old

limber knotBOT
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glances at all those people that were under 90 and died

zealous knot
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And if i was, i’d be thankful for covid taking me out of my misery

quasi valley
limber knotBOT
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there are better ways to die, lol

zealous knot
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Well teah but it requires effort

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Yeah*

limber knotBOT
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going outside doesn't require effort

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wat

finite wave
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Someone just messed up phoenix' life

zealous knot
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Covid is kind of strange tho, since i already got sick there was no point isolating me from the rest of the family at that point, yet they were never diagnosed, they were tested 7 times

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Wow i cant type for shit

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God damn it

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I hope, brother

left swift
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Brain rattled from minecraft pvp

zealous knot
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LOL

left swift
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Prisoners

quasi valley
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probably drug addicts

left swift
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They become esport players for minecraft pvp

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Pro bedwars players

quasi valley
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they all must have banged so many moms if you trust their promises

cedar spade
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@quasi valley hangar wen

quasi valley
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no u

cedar spade
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uno

quasi valley
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@vernal moth hangar wen

left swift
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EssentialsZ when

vernal moth
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Work :/

quasi valley
finite wave
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Hangar looks quite good so far

quasi valley
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how does it look like

vernal moth
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Good

vernal moth
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You heard him

finite wave
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huh

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Your imgur is too big brained for the embeds

quasi valley
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was retorical :aaa:

finite wave
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Not anymore

left swift
quasi valley
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those are lies anyways, darkreader beauty and no markdown

finite wave
left swift
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Light mode wen

vernal moth
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Light mode default

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There's no dark mode

cedar spade
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Remember EssentialsY

minor badge
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mini just abuses dark reader

vernal moth
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I use dark reader for everything

cedar spade
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EssentialsY > EssentialsZ

vernal moth
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Didn't I do essentials y?

limber knotBOT
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so does it wrap around to A or is Essentials0 next?

vernal moth
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I remember smth

quasi valley
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next is EssentialsUltimate 🦥

finite wave
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sexist

cedar spade
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Yeah, when Supa initially announce he was stepping down from EssX, you forked it to EssentialsY

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Then Trent announced he was returning and I think you deleted it lol

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(then I happened)

vernal moth
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Yeah, I remember getting hate from mbax

minor badge
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wow rocket is so fucking aids to use now

cedar spade
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oh huh I don't remember that

vernal moth
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Because somebody did a PR to add me to the plugin.yml of every module 😂

quasi valley
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an config

cedar spade
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shutup i know engish

vernal moth
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MiniMessage in essentials when?

cedar spade
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5.0

left swift
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MiniEssentials

cedar spade
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imeanwat

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does Paper support Paper?

waxen panther
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kojihuy

finite wave
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yes

cedar spade
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hmm

finite wave
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I mean unless you want to uplaod the patched thing

waxen panther
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hello i put paper 1.8 jar in paper plugins folder and no work ?

finite wave
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You clearly can't put illegal shti on there barty.

left swift
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Haungaur

cedar spade
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broc stop stealing my jokes before I've typed them

waxen panther
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I'm behind you

quasi valley
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now with 10 free lootboxes

waxen panther
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watching you

vernal moth
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You can't sell shit on hangar

cedar spade
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technically plausible

left swift
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Sell baguettes

vernal moth
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Everybody who wants to use the monetization features has to be manually approved

finite wave
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Do hangar process the payments?

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You should take a 69% cut.

vernal moth
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And deal with chargebacks?

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Ye no

finite wave
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lel

cedar spade
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current plan is to default to gson then fallback to minimessage, unless the user actively chooses a different method like minimessage+markdown or legacy

vernal moth
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Gson in user facing lang configs?

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Mmh?

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Papers website will most likely get the header hangar has, forum too

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Like sponge

spice finch
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add possibility to sell things and just take all $ Kappa

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some small font in rules

waxen panther
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2 months later it’s finally been shipped

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Wide peepo happy

quasi valley
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I'm patiently waiting for my runky boy

waxen panther
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Ooo did you order one

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I forgot

quasi valley
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yeah I had to

uncut moss
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tf is tsuki market

void void
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.g tsuki market

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) https://tsuki.market/ -- Tsuki – Tsuki Market: "TSUKI [つき] is Japanese for 'moon'. Unisex clothing and home products. Ethically made. Created and designed by Felix Kjellberg and Marzia Bisognin."

Tsuki Market

TSUKI [つき] is Japanese for 'moon'. Unisex clothing and home products. Ethically made. Created and designed by Felix Kjellberg and Marzia Bisognin.

uncut moss
void void
#

wait wat

uncut moss
#

her name is kjellberg now too

#

i think

void void
#

yea

uncut moss
#

updated in the about page tho

#

why tf would they keep kjellberg

#

bisognin is the better name

zealous knot
#

Is it not the other way around?

#

Isn’t she supposed to take his name

uncut moss
#

she did

zealous knot
#

Oh

#

She did

uncut moss
#

probably because it's harder for the more famous one to change name lol

zealous knot
#

Is it

uncut moss
#

more effort

zealous knot
#

Suck my Kjellberg

#

Is it pronunciation gel ba reg?

#

@uncut moss

#

Pronounced*

#

Ffs

uncut moss
#

no

zealous knot
#

Smh

#

Swedes and their last names

#

Grow up

#

Felix sheldon cooper fupa trooper

uncut moss
#

Kjell is pronounced like shell

#

and then berg is hard to describe idk

gleaming rivet
#

hangar looks promising! 😮

limber knotBOT
#

it was me

#

dog people are worst, yall rub their bellies, play with them, hug them, etc

#

cats you just leave them alone

zealous knot
#

Wasn’t there a dog who tested positive like a month ago?

limber knotBOT
#

obviously not

uncut moss
#

people do that with cats too lol

limber knotBOT
#

well

#

not in the uk at least

zealous knot
#

Ah i wish covid killed me tbh

uncut moss
#

the dog wasn't infected, only had the shit in his mouth

#

and in his fur

void void
#

Bruhh

#

I think that porn rhing on mega gave some virus to my mac lol

limber knotBOT
#

yes, a box o flitter, not an entire backyard

void void
#

Some notifications started appearing

zealous knot
#

Mac viruses POOGERS

limber knotBOT
#

watch as windows becomes the first os to catch covid-19

quasi valley
#

windows defender will catch it!

zealous knot
#

No bruh it’s gonna be lunix

void void
#

"LinkBranch requires access to your images"
"LinkBranch requires access to your preferences"
"LinkBranch requires access to your accessibility"
"LinkBranch requires access to your Location Services"

#

lol

zealous knot
#

Politely require it to fuck off

mighty storm
#

chew: time for some epic rocket rewriting of birbfetcher now that it works on stable rust
@minor badge birb

limber knotBOT
#

youd be surprised

#

it's not worth it

minor badge
#

@mighty storm i gave up, rocket is so much worse than warp now that i've become used to it lol

zealous knot
#

What

limber knotBOT
#

rocket and warp are?

zealous knot
#

^

minor badge
#

web servers for rust

limber knotBOT
#

ah

#

like rails

zealous knot
#

Rust OMEGALUL

limber knotBOT
#

whats with the coffee mug emoji

serene bolt
#

birbfetcher and the everlasting journey of trying to make the best birbfetcher ™️

zealous knot
#

Have you ever heard of scala kappa

limber knotBOT
#

scala? isnt that what snakes are make out of

minor badge
#

im currently trying out more nom shit, and my brain is definitely not big enough for nom-methods

zealous knot
#

Thats scales lmfao

#

Omfg someone needs to pin that lmfao

limber knotBOT
waxen panther
#

L

left swift
#

People use office?

vernal moth
#

Why wouldn't you use office?

#

Just don't open viruses

sleek tree
#

😂

left swift
#

I prefer paint

finite wave
#

I use it for school

void void
sleek tree
#

Bruhhh Whats using the most?

void void
#

"Other"

#

. _.

left swift
#

Y u delete

void void
#

I thought like

#

there were almost no viruses for mac

#

lol

finite wave
#

??

#

There is plenty

left swift
#

MacOS is a virus

void void
#

a

left swift
#

Scan time 55 seconds wat

#

Oh wait I remember this guy

quasi valley
#

already have them blocked heh

left swift
#

Lol

spice finch
left swift
#

Sad times

uncut moss
#

when people put a link to some empty repo with a readme under "source code" pepega

finite wave
#

nice

twin lagoon
#

fingerprint auth

zealous knot
#

Poggers

finite wave
#

Does this reader also work if you scan your 11’th finger?

twin lagoon
#

yes

zealous knot
#

Bro people got their pets paws to work with these surely you could get your mikropenis to work

twin lagoon
#

aslong as your dick is wrinkly

zealous knot
#

Nah

#

Pet’s paws are pretty smooth

#

And it works perfectly fine

#

I got my cat’s paw to work with my iphone 6 a few years ago

left swift
#

U call ur penis a cats paw?

twin lagoon
#

no kinkshaming

left swift
zealous knot
#

I should have gotten my penis to work tbh

worn ember
zealous knot
#

PENISPRINTS

#

“Please authenticate by placing your penis on the penis print scanner to continue”

finite wave
#

My mp works with my iphone 11 can confirm. Wait it has face id

zealous knot
#

Yeh

#

They also removed force touch 😦

#

I like the force touch on my iphone x

twin lagoon
#

yes

#

very hot

cedar spade
#

isn't it bad for it to run hot

finite wave
#

You failed you tests

#

Or did you

sleek tree
#

Said he didn’t passed. Never said he failed 🤔

steel pulsar
#

is it an xps 13

#

because i bought an intel xps 13 a few weeks ago and it gets up to like 100 celsius watching youtube videos

#

i think all laptops are just fucked

finite wave
#

Just sit on it, the human body is a great heat absorber

twin lagoon
#

it's the new xps 13 2020 intel core i7 yes @steel pulsar

#

i'm gonna repaste it now

#

i don't have many complaints about fan noise or thermals

#

i don't plan on watching youtube videos on it that much either

limber knotBOT
#

me: Joins then immediately leaves a voice channel. Discord: so how was your .5 seconds?

quasi valley
#

if there were a text field, you should have written an essay on why it was so great

limber knotBOT
#

if there were i wouldve said "yall suck"

#

ahh back to 84 tabs

#

time to prune some

wide chasm
#

"0.2 seconds after unintenionally joining the voice chat I felt a sudden urge to become angry. Why had I clicked on the voice channel, while I didn't want to? More importantly, why didn't Discord just understand that I didn't want to join the voice channel! It was at this point that my rage was justified, after seeing an experience prompt on my screen."

steel pulsar
#

discord professionals such as myself always hide and mute voice channel categories in all servers

kindred crater
#

until the servers don't have voice channels in their own category

steel pulsar
#

i just report those as promoting hate crime

limber knotBOT
#

just beus and don't have any voice channels

#

the only time text and voice can be merged is for a text channel for people without mics

#

so it's still technically voice

#

and not taking up its own category

#

that'd be awful

vernal moth
#

ayyyy

#

markdown

limber knotBOT
#

and dark mode

#

bit concerned about that pages sidebar though

quasi valley
#

sexey

vernal moth
#

yeye

#

no time today tho

#

gonna hook up with a hookah

#

badum tsss

limber knotBOT
#

hmm

vernal moth
#

only did the markdown since kneny pinged me to do shit

#

so I did a bit of shit

#

so now I can go

#

and do more shit tomorrow

quasi valley
#

sounds good to me 😂

limber knotBOT
#

sounds epic

vernal moth
#

Replacing ore, one commit at a time

steel pulsar
#

incredibly rude to just take someone else s project and make it better like that

vernal moth
#

Gonna have to work to on API v2 stuff soon tho, which involves wrong security fuckery, that will be fun

limber knotBOT
#

fun

#

Cimson tell that to paper lmao

vernal moth
#

Nah, that's why it's open source, so everybody can use it and adjust it to their liking

#

God knows, maybe sponge will migrate to ore one day 😂

limber knotBOT
#

is hangar open source too i assume?

vernal moth
#

Everything I do is open source

quasi valley
#

closed source with enterprise license of course

limber knotBOT
#

epic

steel pulsar
#

why don't you simply take your improved version and make it a proprietary monthlyu payment of 15 dollars

vernal moth
#

Taking ore and not having it open source would be rude

zealous wedge
#

maybe sponge will migrate to ore one day

quasi valley
#

bit more than rude haha

limber knotBOT
#

spigto devs who keep their code closed source 👀

quasi valley
#

or people who are scared that other people will steal their work

limber knotBOT
#

will Paper enforce DMCA and make sure all plugins follow GPL?

quasi valley
#

when it's usually only stolen if it's closed in the first place, because noone will know you stole decompiled code from somehwere lol

wide chasm
#

Eww legal garbage

steel pulsar
#

MIT is a superior license do not ping me

wide chasm
#

I agree

limber knotBOT
#

mit sucks ive been fucked over by it before

zealous wedge
#

ok @steel pulsar

steel pulsar
#

blocked

wide chasm
#

Is... is this the new wiz?!

limber knotBOT
#

oh you're blocking people who ping you @Crimson?

#

im invincible, for i am a webhook

zealous wedge
#

they're @ Red

limber knotBOT
#

@mighty storm

#

@steel pulsar

zealous wedge
#

wiz but without a role

vernal moth
#

Hangar will be hosted on Mars, dmca doesn't apply there

latent valve
steel pulsar
#

i type my posts, not because pissed, but because funny

limber knotBOT
#

it's fun to stay at the

#

D M C A

vernal moth
#

(that's my excuse for bad response times, am sticking with it)

zealous knot
limber knotBOT
#

1.2million millisecond ping

zealous knot
#

w8

#

the minecraft forums are shutting down? thonkang

limber knotBOT
#

again?

#

again?

steel pulsar
#

didn't even know there was a forum

quasi valley
#

what's minecraft

limber knotBOT
#

whats a forum

quasi valley
#

why are you a bot

steel pulsar
#

i think it's a software license

limber knotBOT
#

why arent you a bot

#

true

#

i thought the minecraftforum site shut down a while ago

#

it came back after it was bought out or something

zealous knot
#

i just read that on reddit i wasn't aware of that situation

#

the minecraft forum was just horrible to use

limber knotBOT
#

no, let me read that

#

no tldr

zealous knot
#

i dunno why but that site specifically just had horrible UI/UX

limber knotBOT
#

wat

quasi valley
#

tldr intelli bad

limber knotBOT
#

this is way beyond the attention span of any redditor 👀

zealous knot
#

noooo doint spoil it for me i havent finished reading yet

#

LOL

quasi valley
#

tldr chewy dies

serene bolt
#

:(

quasi valley
#

and pure eats oreoz

serene bolt
#

:)

zealous wedge
#

oh no not chew

limber knotBOT
#

what

#

no no chewy is someone else

quasi valley
#

you die

#

chew is a hairy giant confirmed

limber knotBOT
#

chewy made a bot list and an agar.io clone im just a failure

zealous wedge
#

since when are you a failure

limber knotBOT
#

been a failure since build one

quasi valley
#

where's build two

limber knotBOT
#

what's a true mystery is why IntelliDev acted this way

#

is there anything to indicate some sort of motivation?

twin lagoon
#

i did a repaste on my laptop

#

it went from 56C to 47C idle

#

L

steel pulsar
#

that was fast

limber knotBOT
#

freedom units pls

quasi valley
#

I'd call them non-healthcare units 🦥

steel pulsar
#

i just realized i do have thermal paste right infront of me i could also do this

limber knotBOT
#

we got healthcare

#

just not free

steel pulsar
#

does the xps 13 have shitty tiny torx screws

limber knotBOT
#

thinksmart

twin lagoon
#

T5 torx screws yes

steel pulsar
#

disgusting

twin lagoon
#

i have an ifixit kit i don't care tbh

steel pulsar
#

i have the ifixit kit with bigger bits

twin lagoon
#

44C now

steel pulsar
#

ifixit is extremely good and i am thankful for its existence

twin lagoon
#

it's good for specific usecases

limber knotBOT
#

playlist radio is actually kind of a bop

steel pulsar
#

i got the big master pro kit thing with all the plastic detail dismounting stuff

twin lagoon
#

it's good now

steel pulsar
#

open a twitch stream

twin lagoon
#

running cinebench r20 and it gets to like 75C now

#

it throttled to 94C before

limber knotBOT
#

94℃

twin lagoon
#

was doing 2.4Ghz for a minute

#

now it's 2.05Ghz on R20

#

top of the keyboard does get warm but who the fuck renders on his 13" ultrabook

#

@minor badge

#

i went in for the camm experience and now i'm muted

twin lagoon
#

try what

#

repasting?

#

o

#

monitor cpu temps w/ hwinfo64 @spare venture

limber knotBOT
#

owo proxi?

twin lagoon
#

@steel pulsar i opened a twitch stream & the temps are fine

#

top of the keyboard gets noticably warm

#

but it's fine tbh

steel pulsar
#

wonder if my temps would go down if i drop the windows 10 from it

still cape
#

is there a plugin that lets you ban multiple ip's at once? my server is getting attacked with countless new (i assume bots) joining and i can't keep up, took the server offline for a bit

twin lagoon
#

how's your fan noise

#

mine is pretty quiet after i changed it in the dell power manager application but i notice it does kick in for light tasks sometimes for a long period

#

but because it's quiet i don't mind it that much

unborn jay
#

is there a plugin that lets you ban multiple ip's at once? my server is getting attacked with countless new (i assume bots) joining and i can't keep up, took the server offline for a bit
@still cape You could momentarily use a captcha plugin, if not solved it kicks the player

void void
#

it happened

#

rubba needs to update tutorials against this tbfh

unborn jay
#

What hosts do you use, people? My host is terrible (lowers your ram according to what is being used, won't let you change startup flags, doesn't even use aikar's)

#

I've heard that slothhost is pretty good

void void
#

a dedicated box

#

in hetzner

steel pulsar
#

the solution is to not buy resold servers disguised as gaming servers

#

and instead to do what the purple guy said

still cape
#

good idea i've never used one but i will look for one

void void
#

what the purple guy said

#

i have a name too

#

:(

unborn jay
#

So, buy myself a server computer.

twin lagoon
#

OVH & PhoenixNAP

steel pulsar
#

"server computer"

unborn jay
#

I mean computer to use as server

twin lagoon
#

if you want a shared host and you have <40 players @unborn jay

#

dedicatedmc

steel pulsar
#

that's not a dedicated box

unborn jay
#

Oh, I wanna hear more

void void
#

server computer? uhhh getting vga graphics adapter, AC current, DC current, smh my head etc. vibes

steel pulsar
#

you'll buy anything that has 'mc' or 'host' in the name

#

a dedicated box is a server hosted by a server provider that only you have access to, and you have full access to all of its resources

spice finch
#

michael if they did pay you shake your head

twin lagoon
#

my go to recommendations are dedicatedmc, slothhost & extravm

#

am not being paid

#

they just work and aren't shady

spice finch
#

I use craftserve for Sevtech Ages with average 4 players and 50 chunks loaded all the time with chunk loaders

#

and it works fine on 20tps

#

(suprised tho, sevtech ages is 250 mods)

still cape
#

sigh anyone know of a captcha plugin for 1.15 that works?

spice finch
#

wdym

#

antibot stuff?

still cape
#

ya i'm getting attacked

#

they just keep longging in i can't keep up, took server offline

#

and searches not returning much

restive thicket
#

The one I’m familiar with is a BungeeCord fork I believe called AntiBot.

twin lagoon
#

use an anti-vpn

#

AntiVPN by egg82

still cape
#

got one

twin lagoon
#

with proxycheck w/ getipintel

#

both are important to have

still cape
#

works

twin lagoon
#

odd, usually stops all the attacks

#

must have someone w/ proper undetected residential proxies

unborn jay
#

Make a system by hand using commandblock and color coded buttons: A sign that says "press blue button" and put a command behind that tp's them somewhere. The other ones kick the player

#

Also, add a scoreboard for everyone who joins there that adds 1 every second. A repeating commandblock will kick anyone with a score of over 10, for example

limber knotBOT
#

Why does Rory keep sneezing guys

unborn jay
#

works
@still cape Oh, didn't read that one

limber knotBOT
#

I thought Minecraft had built in proxy detecting, I couldn't sign in to Mojang with a vpn

zealous wedge
#

chew send vids of Rory sneezing~

limber knotBOT
#

it'll be on the onlypurrs

zealous wedge
#

yee

still cape
#

barty i'm not sure how to do that... i would love to learn if you would explain it to me. now i'm looking at a list of 48 names/ip's and wondering how to ban them all or if i should even bother.

#

oh god they are back

#

no...

#

i use hosthorde for hosting

bold zephyr
#

48? thats it

#

ive had to ban hundreds

still cape
#

i've been with them for six years, they have live chat support which, not being a dev, sometimes i have used it

spice finch
#

maybe think about fierewall settings

bold zephyr
#

said fuck it and just banned out their entire ASNs

spice finch
#

some iptables

bold zephyr
#

there are literal millions of ips that cannot connect to my server

#

many in italy

#

lol

still cape
#

and i don't feel comfortable/safe going away from something like that so then i have absolutely no one to ask for help

steel pulsar
#

running a server for six years without learning how it works

#

very impressive

still cape
#

plus they give me a really discounted rate and extra disk space

#

...

limber knotBOT
#

gotem lmao

#

rekt hardcore mate1!!!

still cape
#

yeah just as impressive as your lame insult

bold zephyr
#

i rather liked pebblehost

still cape
#

black and white thinking, please don't bother

bold zephyr
#

however that was on 1.12

#

ive been running dedis since 1.13

limber knotBOT
#

you think crimson is rude, just wait until you mean barty's family

steel pulsar
#

it's not an insult

limber knotBOT
#

meet*

#

i get 100% off with my server 😎

still cape
#

things can always come up you never learn everything i'm not even justifying with an explanation you know that blanket "learn how it works" is only meant as a put down

bold zephyr
#

wait this place charges $10 for 3gb of ram on xeon processors

#

most xeons ive seen arent great for mc hosting

limber knotBOT
#

well to be fair, this is the off topic meme channel, we're allowed to goof on ya

spice finch
#

does this site work for you?

#

I want to get prism

latent valve
#

iplogger run away

vernal moth
#

Gotta love ppl with no reverse proxy

zealous wedge
#

doesn't seem to load, what's wrong w addstars Jenkins

bold zephyr
#

huh my i7-4790k actually surpasses the xeon e5-1650 they're using in single-core performance according to this random benchmark website that probably isnt accurate, and my i7-4790k struggles to run one server on 1.16

latent valve
#

AKEKW but nah cant access it

spice finch
#

idk tho

bold zephyr
#

how is this place putting multiple servers on one of these things

still cape
#

yes barty i will thank you for being nice about it

vernal moth
#

By not running crap plugins and configuring stuff properly I would assume

bold zephyr
#

lmao

limber knotBOT
#

geekbench my minecraft servers

#

what host, horde?

#

whats the opinion on creeperhost

bold zephyr
#

somehow they're saying you can get between 1-160 players on a xeon e5-1650 with 16gb ram

#

and the playercount directly scales with ram

#

not cpu or anything else

#

valid

#

also incase you werent sure what 16gb ram was, heres a handy dandy conversion

#

great tooltip

#

i run my server on a 16gb dedi but i dont allocate more than 10

#

i run my other servers on a 32gb dedi and dont go over 8

still cape
#

the thing is anywhere i go i'd have to pay full price and probably have a limit on some things i don't here, i pay $19/mo instead of $34 which is my plan plus i get a ton of disc space

bold zephyr
#

$19 for what

#

what are you getting

limber knotBOT
#

host nowdays just provide unlimited space

#

well, as unlimited olive garden's unlimited breadsticks

bold zephyr
#

🤔

limber knotBOT
#

one time I had a 100 GB error file from some plugin

#

didn't even know about it until I downloaded a zip of my server

#

and checked the unzip log

bold zephyr
#

if my server was ever financially unstable again, i think id rather shut it down than go back to shared hosting

limber knotBOT
#

and I deleted it and gave the node it ran on 10% space back lmao

#

The only shared host i have is my survival, bungee and geyser are on my vps

#

whenever i can afford a dedi I'll probably switch

#

good

steel pulsar
#

shared stuff is for tiny things like irc connections

static badge
#

poor barty

limber knotBOT
#

i don't like advertising it :p

bold zephyr
#

im switching to hetzner pretty soon tbh

still cape
#

the Extreme Unlimited plan $39.99/mo

steel pulsar
#

hetzner good

limber knotBOT
#

eventually i may be big brain and sign in via cloudflare access

zealous wedge
#

chewcraft :3

bold zephyr
#

ive been using SyS's i7-4790k's

#

but theyre sorta outdated for my setup and to my knowledge most setups these days

limber knotBOT
#

oh chewcraft brings back the old days

bold zephyr
#

hetzner has very competitive prices on i9-9900k's

zealous wedge
#

hehe

limber knotBOT
#

chewcraft 1 died when someone worldedited like 1000 blocks, it was a crap server host tbh

#

chewcraft 2 died when i got poor

#

but chewcraft 3, now that was epic

zealous wedge
#

1k is a pretty small edit

limber knotBOT
#

this was like mc 1.5

still cape
#

and i get unlimited space on mysql which i have set up already for a bunch of stuff including dynmap and i really don't want to change if i don't need to, most of the time everything runs great, no lag

steel pulsar
#

actually unlimited bandwidth

bold zephyr
steel pulsar
#

not that it matters for a minecraft server but hetzner good

bold zephyr
#

my entire network is going on it

twin lagoon
#

how many players

bold zephyr
#

if we cap playercount, 85-90 on one server

#

25-35 on another

twin lagoon
#

lol

bold zephyr
#

20 waiting idle in hub

twin lagoon
#

get the 3600

#

a ryzen doesn't belong in datacenters either

#

here we are

bold zephyr
#

im basing the i9-9900k choice on this

twin lagoon
#

3600's are more than enough for your server

bold zephyr
#

even running movecraft and other intensive plugins?

twin lagoon
#

yes

bold zephyr
#

i run around 80 plugins per server

twin lagoon
#

minecraft itself is your limiting factor here

#

not the 3600

bold zephyr
#

no, but the faster it can cut through a cpu cycle, the lower the mspt

twin lagoon
#

well yes but no

bold zephyr
#

hetzner offers a 3600

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not a 3600x