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unkempt drift
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wow

vagrant niche
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Oops wrong discord

void void
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wow

vagrant niche
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Sorry, meant to say ppr dog sht

limber knotBOT
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does not look very nice to me

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in order, 1) racism, 2) idk, 3) a list of all the names similar to "joebob" (was relating to when we were adverising it in class), 4) uwu

merry cave
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anyone know a good changelog bot for discord?

limber knotBOT
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everyone uwu's

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changelog .. bot?

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2.) was most likely racism

grand pewter
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you just said it twice barty

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that makes you furry

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no u

limber knotBOT
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2 wasnt racism they were just having fun

merry cave
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yeah idk, I've seen some servers where it comes from the bot and looks like a git push

limber knotBOT
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well wasnt intentional

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you mean the git notifications?

merry cave
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yeah but for like minecraft server updates

limber knotBOT
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you mean following servers?

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channels*

merry cave
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I mean so like when I update a plugin or adjust spawn rates I can do it

limber knotBOT
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not entirely sure what you're asking

merry cave
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looks beautiful and clean

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but getting a ss hold on

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like that

limber knotBOT
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ah

merry cave
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if only I knew how

limber knotBOT
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ya barty everyone uwus

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always

merry cave
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what? making me a bot?

limber knotBOT
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99% sure carlbot can do something like that

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clean furries and non-furries also uwu barty

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yeah @merry cave we're turning you into a robot

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(like us)

merry cave
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I am a robot?

limber knotBOT
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you will be

merry cave
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yeah ^

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like that haha

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interesting car-bot vs mee6

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battle

limber knotBOT
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mee6 is trash

merry cave
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i am starting to agree more and more

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may have to get carl up in this biatch

limber knotBOT
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most public bots are p trash

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carl bot is apparently getting ddosed oof lol

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@zealous wedge good NIGHT !

limber knotBOT
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I just make my own nowdays

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good night proxi!!

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gloodnight proxi!

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do i get a goodnight 😒

zealous wedge
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you better actually go to sleep πŸ‘€

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gluten nigh chew

limber knotBOT
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:3

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sell??

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everything's about money with you

merry cave
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how much!?!

limber knotBOT
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there's like 3459843 free verification bots

merry cave
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i'd pay for a nice changelog bot

limber knotBOT
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your dignity

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πŸ“Έ

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i got u bro

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dm me

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smh barty advertising

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custom server bots

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ive made several

cosmic raft
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guild!!!

mighty storm
cosmic raft
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wtf is hcaptcha

limber knotBOT
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thats my portfolio

cosmic raft
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yea, like every other captcha too

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all shit

limber knotBOT
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IKR BARTY

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i had that too

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I only have it on my register page

cosmic raft
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Don't think I have ever seen hcaptcha

merry cave
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can't even dm

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lol

mighty storm
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ik thats a bot

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im her she stole my identity

limber knotBOT
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oh not this again

cosmic raft
merry cave
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got it

cosmic raft
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and I don't use those sites

limber knotBOT
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cloudflare uses it

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for their verification

cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
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no, on sites that use it

cosmic raft
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i've not hit cloudflare captcha for...

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a long time?

limber knotBOT
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oh thats just a js challenge now

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used to always be captcha

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you can set it in firewall

cosmic raft
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first time I have seen that I think

zealous wedge
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lol i didn't get any captcha for that barty

limber knotBOT
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error was me trying to compile java 14 when i was using 8

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F A T A L

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A A

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T T

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A A

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L L

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oh uh i forgot that did so many lines

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rip

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lol

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what an easy way to kill the bot

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overdose on resources

waxen panther
limber knotBOT
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mmm gonna chug those sweet sweet resources

vestal jasper
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@spare venture gunpowder wen

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Barry you should gimme your graphics person I need me some textures made :^)

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Things

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Sure

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I mean you'll need the textures made anyway

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:^)

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Oh nice

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Make me textures thanks

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Oh?

shell vine
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i steal all mine myself

serene bolt
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when is vicrealms going online?

vestal jasper
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Told you I shut down my server

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@serene bolt

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Yeah but my textures suck lol

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True

serene bolt
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yeah you shut down your server, but you gotta start it back up!

vestal jasper
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Pure if you manage it I'll dev for it

merry talon
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cloaks are better anyway

serene bolt
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I can't do that vic, we'll put barty out of business if we work together

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skillcapes would be sweet

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with emotes on them too like real RS

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I bet roblox could

vestal jasper
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Pls no

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Pure let's make an RS themed server with mcmmo and level caps

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We could give titles for reaching max level

serene bolt
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I think someone actually did make an RS server that's pretty good but not sure, I feel like it'd be sick to code all the skills MC style

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but rebuilding the entire map of gielinor... yeah that'd be a lot of work

merry talon
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someone already made the entire earth in minecraft

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and azeroth

serene bolt
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phanatic over here QA testing bartyrealms

vestal jasper
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Barty hire me I'll do stuff for you

shell vine
vestal jasper
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:^)

shell vine
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i just wanted to see the custom items but i didnt get prompted for a texture pack etiher

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i never got asked to accept one

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im using sodium

vestal jasper
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Imagine if I actually finish SimpleChat and ChatGames Barry

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Barty

serene bolt
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do you still run your skyblock server phanatic? I remember it was pretty popular, pretty sure I played on it like a million years ago too and had fun

shell vine
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yea its dead now

vestal jasper
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Pay me and I'll fix them

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:)

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Imagine having ducc code for you

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Ok Barty but it doesn't support MiniMessage

shell vine
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it doesnt i just used direct connect thats all

waxen panther
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vic: x is finished is just has a couple bugs but I'm going to rewrite it probably another 5 times first

serene bolt
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can you imagine a world where every plugin supported minimessage syntax

shell vine
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also its fabric+sodium

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IDK

serene bolt
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you can set your multiplayer list to auto deny

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edit server -> server resource packs prompt: disabled or something like that

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on the server list

shell vine
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yea i used direct connect

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that might be why

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i have no idea

serene bolt
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I only play on bartys hub because it doesn't kick me

shell vine
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hmmm

waxen panther
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lol

shell vine
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oh i got it this time

vestal jasper
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Hey Barty mind if I just fix them, add minimessage, and put it in my discord lul CC @woven otter

shell vine
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dont know why i didnt first time

serene bolt
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oh now I have a new spot to explore and play on!

vestal jasper
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Pretty sure half the project is ducc at this point and it's private to you so up to you both

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Wat

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O

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Huh

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I can fix that it's actually my doing lul

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It was to stop double wins

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But I implemented it wrong

serene bolt
vestal jasper
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I should add a queue tbh

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Concurrent queue weeee

shell vine
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bartyrealms imagine naming a server after yourself

vestal jasper
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Barry remind me to fix it later if you want?

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Or I can try some other time

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Barty phone pls a@aaaa

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I want to fix it yes

pulsar wigeon
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nice goatse pureminioreos

serene bolt
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ty <3

void void
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jesus wiz

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it indeed is

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barty you should rename it to goatse hole

limber knotBOT
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oh i missed a whole convo

waxen panther
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Barty phone pls a@low apexaa
@vestal jasper

vestal jasper
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@waxen panther

waxen panther
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@waxen panther

vestal jasper
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Phone keeps calling him Barry

waxen panther
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poor barry πŸ˜”

vestal jasper
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@spare venture I'll try to do some of the issue suggestions too

limber knotBOT
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who sbaty

vestal jasper
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Ik how to do the "only work when X amount of players online" so ik I'll do that one tonight

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Also has it been laggy / showing on timings?

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Wow pure

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That's not very pure of you

limber knotBOT
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what

vestal jasper
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Did irc drop a packet? I can resend it :^)

limber knotBOT
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no pure hasnt spoken since "ty <3"

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was just wondering how that isn't "pure"

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also it wouldve been the program, not irc :p

vestal jasper
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pure broke my server
@spare venture

limber knotBOT
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Ohh okay

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yeah thats right there

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"bit i fixed it" 4 minutes 9 seconds later

vestal jasper
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Yes

golden gust
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pure breaks a lot of things

vestal jasper
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Like hearts :(

limber knotBOT
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pure should break the rules and give me Chew on spigot

vestal jasper
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Pure you should give me Vicarious on spigot

golden gust
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especially the hopes and dreams of budding entrepreneurs on the forums

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that e word, btw

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fuck that spelling of that word

vestal jasper
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Lol

low apex
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@waxen panther the fuck do you want

limber knotBOT
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poor aa oops

vestal jasper
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@low apex

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Ur love

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Will you be my lover?

serene bolt
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sorry I went afk because I was too busy finding a bug in bartys server within the first 30 seconds of joining

zealous wedge
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heh

limber knotBOT
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lmao

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bartybugs

vestal jasper
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Wow barty

cosmic raft
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same @serene bolt

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I found that when I joined

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so? :D

serene bolt
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barty needs us veterans to QA test the server

cosmic raft
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hits barty with his cane

limber knotBOT
vestal jasper
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EssX MiniMessage when

limber knotBOT
vestal jasper
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I do

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It's fucking ded ez to implement and is infinitely better than spigots handling

limber knotBOT
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is minimessage a plugin or lib

vestal jasper
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Lib

zealous wedge
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it's a lib

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@spare venture why the fuck are your join/quit/motds sent as chat

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they should be system messages

cosmic raft
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nothing

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@zealous wedge bukkit

vestal jasper
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There's two kind of messages, system and chat

zealous wedge
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means setting the narrator to chat only narrates all the spam

limber knotBOT
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dance

vestal jasper
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Does this impact chat settings as well z?

limber knotBOT
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mm

zealous wedge
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because i guess nobody else cares about supporting MC features

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it would vic

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adventure should handle it fine

vestal jasper
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So System Only would mean you don't see shit

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Nice

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Same

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Paper takeover wen

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Sponge except it updates within 3 major versions

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Link to metric?

zealous wedge
vestal jasper
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Ty

zealous wedge
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yes

vestal jasper
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Lol

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Barty I'm hopping on later to bug hunt

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2 hours and I'm home

bold zephyr
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what percent of servers do we need

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for paper to break api

vestal jasper
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100

bold zephyr
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thats not going to happen

vestal jasper
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Exactly

bold zephyr
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😦

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can we clone leaf

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and have leaf rewrite the entire mc server

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lmao

serene bolt
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he's slowly working towards it

vestal jasper
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How many servers run CB and how many run Spigot?

bold zephyr
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the fact that anyone runs CB is stupid

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im glad md5 took cb jar out of default buildtools params

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less mcmmo issues

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"why mcmmo no work"

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-> runs cb

vestal jasper
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Whatever % = CB+Spigot/2 is what we need for paper takeover

bold zephyr
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now if we can remove the jar download sites

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lmao

vestal jasper
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:^)

serene bolt
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I had a conversation with one of my non mc savvy friends and they were using "bukkit" because they thought only bukkit plugins worked with it. so that's why they were using craftbukkit

vestal jasper
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I just realised I'm dum

bold zephyr
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okay new plan

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rename to PaperBukkit

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supports all bukkit plugins

vestal jasper
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Or hear me out

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CraftBukkit++

bold zephyr
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LOL

serene bolt
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the sequel

vestal jasper
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Wasn't that spigots original name

serene bolt
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yes

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it used to be a single thread on the spout forums lol

vestal jasper
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Ez

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Didn't md5 usurp CB++

serene bolt
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yeah

vestal jasper
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I'm a lil rusty on my spigot history

serene bolt
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well... idk usurp is the right term, but he took it over yes

vestal jasper
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:^)

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He killed the original dev in cold blood and took the project from him as a trophy /s

serene bolt
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I can't I already tried that for legit like an hour

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it's too hard

vestal jasper
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Get fucked

serene bolt
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okay okay

limber knotBOT
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does dis4irc support all 99 colors

bold zephyr
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wait

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can aikar kill md5 and take over spigot, turning it into Spigot++

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πŸ€”

vestal jasper
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Yes

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@ aikar

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Do it

bold zephyr
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im not even sure who the hell the project lead for paper is

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i just assume its aikar

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lmao

ancient bolt
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Z is the lead

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Aikar does the most though

cunning raft
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wiz is co lead, please ping them with any feature request

bold zephyr
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absolutely

limber knotBOT
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hmmm

bold zephyr
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im ready to get a second asshole ripped open for pinging wiz

limber knotBOT
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a second?

bold zephyr
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ive only got one

ancient bolt
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The truth is we pretty much decide on things as a group though, Z doesn't have executive decision making or anything like that

limber knotBOT
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oh so z isnt intell

bold zephyr
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yeah i gathered that, i just wasnt sure who was the starting member

ancient bolt
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Z and gsand were the founders

bold zephyr
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what level of a change has to be made for a group decision to be necessary

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like what level of dev autonomy is there

ancient bolt
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Haven't seen gsand in a while :(

bold zephyr
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anything breaking?

cunning raft
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hypotheticals!

ancient bolt
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Uh idk. We don't have written policies. We just use our best judgement. In terms of development, most of that discussion is open to the community & contributors

bold zephyr
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if only the spigot team were like that lmao

cunning raft
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there is no spigot team

bold zephyr
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i know

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md5 would prob like people to think there is

ancient bolt
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In terms of project management decisions, depends on how big the decision is. A lot of things we just notify each other cause it's minor "moved this channel on discord up" or "unbanned XYZ because abc"

cunning raft
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"migrated the entire project to gradle btw"

vestal jasper
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^ wen

ancient bolt
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Working on it lol

golden gust
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That would come as part of the whole "changing the entire toolchain", basically

bold zephyr
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ive never used gradle whats the difference between it and maven

ancient bolt
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Fixing up some stuff in the cadix tool chain to enable that

golden gust
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converting the project as a whole to gradle as-is just means extra mostly pointless crud

ancient bolt
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Cadix tool chain is an upstream project we'll depend on when that happens

vestal jasper
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Moar gradle

cunning raft
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paperd first!

vestal jasper
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We want ALL the things

woven otter
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@vestal jasper wat

ancient bolt
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paperd was originally done and just waiting on Jenkins infrastructure setup to build all the different distributions

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But now 1.16 came out and RGB text is a thing so I gotta add support for that...

true canyon
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chew: KICL (IRC support in dis4irc) has an enum that defines the default 16 colors supported by most IRCd. Its color-stripping code, however, tolerates anything from 0 to 99 for removals. πŸ™‚

limber knotBOT
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isnt it up to the client to render the colors?

vestal jasper
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Read ping @woven otter

true canyon
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Yep yep. Stripping code is doing stuff like IRC to Discord. 16 colors are for the client support whether writing a bot with defined messages or giving the user options to choose from. Rendering is someone else's problem πŸ˜„

low apex
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@vestal jasper no i dont furry

vestal jasper
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@low apex fuck you then

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I'll find another lover

low apex
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@vestal jasper no thanks

vestal jasper
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@waxen panther sup

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Yeah I'm at work

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For another hour

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I'm in a box can't even hop on or use a computer

low apex
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professional cuntℒ️

serene bolt
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:(

fallen oracle
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Capes would look cool while riding a Dolphin.

serene bolt
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you could prob render a model that resembles a cape on your back, yeah

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but it wouldn't have the nice physics or anything and look like a plank of wood was stapled to your back

zealous wedge
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capes are like one of the few things mojang is picky about

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except optifine for some reason

serene bolt
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yeah no idea

zealous wedge
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optifine needs to be reigned it

shell vine
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new thing now is badlion client they have player model cosmetics

serene bolt
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try it and find out monkaSHAKE

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whens barty client coming out

limber knotBOT
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why is everyone so mean

serene bolt
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mean? :(

limber knotBOT
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the only valid reason to be mean is if someone says "I use 1.8"

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furries are gross

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well

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furries in furry mode are

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the actual people maybe not

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who

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u?

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barty came out as a furry confirmed

fallen oracle
limber knotBOT
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we aceppt hate u

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jk jk i don't hate people

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thats mean :(

zealous wedge
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what do yall have against furries

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there are loads of cool furries

warm hornet
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how can i make my player dont need to log in again

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when they return to the lobby

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uhmm

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i have loginsecurity

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that will work ?

zealous wedge
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try using online mode

limber knotBOT
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offline mode detected

warm hornet
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where ?

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xD

limber knotBOT
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using iphone server

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cus they always crack!!!

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a!!!!H!

serene bolt
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I got Spigot running on the PS3 in the mc 1.7 days

limber knotBOT
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gonna run paper on my iphone using iSH

warm hornet
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ok, but i see some cracked servers that when the players return to the lobby, they dont need it

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ipwhitelist ?

limber knotBOT
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I've dropped my phone hundreds of time and it's never cracked. it only cracked ONE time at a picnic with my gf, hopefully thats not a bad sign

warm hornet
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what do u mean

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bro

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are u saying that poor people cant play ?

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say whisky

serene bolt
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no idea why people always make it sound like their entitled to the game lol

zealous wedge
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like if you want to go cracked, don't be stupid while you're doing it

serene bolt
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minecraft is a RIGHT

warm hornet
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xd

fallen oracle
warm hornet
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u are so silly

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hahaha

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omg

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are you comedians?

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not really

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just donations, i can support my server without payments

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hey, I'm not telling them that they should donate or pay for something

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just if they want

prime pawn
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I mean, you don't need to have a cracked client to join a cracked server lol but I don't support cracked servers either lmao

warm hornet
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my server doesnt have ranks or maybe benefits, just nickname color

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from donators :S

prime pawn
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Funny thing is you don't even need to own Minecraft to make a Minecraft server, to join it you do though lmao

limber knotBOT
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so you're accepting money but not giving any to mojang?

prime pawn
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Just download some schematic, paste it at some coords

warm hornet
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anarchic, skyblock 100% vanilla

prime pawn
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Enter worldguard data for the coords directly

warm hornet
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xD

serene bolt
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cracked anarchy sounds like a massive cess pool oh boy

prime pawn
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I should totally do that as a challenge!

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Make a legit Minecraft server without ever joining it once

limber knotBOT
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thank god i can paste from my computer on my phone

warm hornet
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:b

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thx anyway

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xD

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actually yes

serene bolt
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BurntPaper

merry talon
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@static badge

warm hornet
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its possible

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but if u dont know

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thats ok

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dont worry

mighty storm
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Error occurred during initialization of VM
Too small initial heap```
oof
prime pawn
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laughs in 128GB DDR4 RAM

limber knotBOT
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that was on my phone lol

prime pawn
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Lmao, Samsung Galaxy S20 Ultra has like 16gb RAM

serene bolt
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did you try actually setting Xmx chew?

limber knotBOT
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uhhh

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i don't even know how much ram i have tbh

prime pawn
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Prolly to flex on apple

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Apple = πŸ’©

limber knotBOT
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apple has insane phone speeds though

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cant deny

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everything else is eh

prime pawn
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My grandma dropped my phone at Maccas, onto concrete from like 4/5 feet

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Only the screen protector got damaged

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No dents, no cracks anything

limber knotBOT
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sounds like my phone

prime pawn
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If it were an apple phone

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It'd be trucked

limber knotBOT
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well, iphone 7 or below maybe

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least mine doesnt explode eccs dee

prime pawn
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Needed my fix

limber knotBOT
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Could not reserve enough space for 1048576KB object heap

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does this mean i don't have 1G lMAO

prime pawn
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Oh wanna continue playing your favorite game from your apple phone on your pc?

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Oh wait, you can't πŸ˜„

limber knotBOT
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well, not true

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as of ios 14 and macos big sur the apps sync

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guys it's running

prime pawn
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Coolio

limber knotBOT
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it's downloading vanilla jar

prime pawn
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I'd rather an emulator w Android 10 and just login to any of my accounts and increase stats, have easy macros etc etc

limber knotBOT
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well you can only legally emu android

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unless you use xcode simulator lol

prime pawn
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Well at least Apple gives you the apple sticker, maybe you can put it on your desk and sell your desk for an extra $1k lmfao

serene bolt
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I prefer the 1k monitor stand

limber knotBOT
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i find it funny. apple fans = praise apple. non-apple fans = bash apple.

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ikr

serene bolt
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isn't that literally exactly how paper vs spigot is lmao

void void
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I like apple

limber knotBOT
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and they call us the haters lmfao

prime pawn
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Apple = the plastic cup you had to use as a kid so you didn't break it

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Glass cup = android users

limber knotBOT
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because of how unstable they are

void void
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mainly because if I have a android people are ganna make fun of me xd

limber knotBOT
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android is a fork of apple confirmed

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still downloading vanilla jar

void void
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ya

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android phone are for little tiny wittle kids

limber knotBOT
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tbf I gave it 512 MB

serene bolt
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that server better be usable and support 100 players 20 tps chew

void void
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chew that's weak

limber knotBOT
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I CANT GIVE IT MORE

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I should re-jailbreak

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and use actual terminal

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and not an emu

prime pawn
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Why not download some songs on your phone and play them?

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πŸ‘Ό

void void
#

I gave my SMP about 486MB and it ran at worst 19TPS when I wasn't loading chunks in also with 2 players online

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when I ran chunks

limber knotBOT
#

what does that even mean hotpotato

void void
#

well it was a completely different story

limber knotBOT
#

damn, that sucks

void void
#

yea you can @spare venture

limber knotBOT
#

oh really?

void void
#

ya

serene bolt
#

it's impossible

#

physically impossible

void void
#

ya man

limber knotBOT
#

great, now i am sad

void void
#

i had to make my own ephone

prime pawn
#

Bc apple uses their own stupid extension for their songs on iPhones, you can't download the songs and play them unless you use a converter

limber knotBOT
#

what??

#

lmfao

#

you mean .m4a?

#

you can run .mp3s just fine

prime pawn
#

Whereas android you just get what you want and boom, ez

austere ivy
#

I just lugged a monitor up to my desk and sat it in front of my laptop

prime pawn
#

Even ask Google to play your songs hands free whilst driving lmao

austere ivy
#

Holy crap I cannot imagine going back to a tiny laptop screen now

limber knotBOT
#

You can import them into spotify and google drive just fine, you seem highly uneducated

serene bolt
#

.applesong

austere ivy
#

It feels so freeing, there's so much real estate on a 1080p monitor.

void void
limber knotBOT
#

hacked client spotted

#

still downloading vanilla jar

void void
serene bolt
#

Fast Math increases your reach, gg

void void
#

it has client in it so probably hax

#

iphone supports anything tbh

prime pawn
#

Uneducated wouldn't be the right word, I guess uninformed or misinformed. It makes it sound as though knowing about Apple's phones is essential, it's not lol no need to glorify Apple

limber knotBOT
#

android support: google spyware

#

don't hate things you don't know anything about lol

serene bolt
#

my last iphone was the 3gs, I'm very knowledgeable

#

I remember when iphone didn't have wallpapers

serene bolt
#

just a black bg

#

i knew it

limber knotBOT
#

hell you can download anything nowadays, it goes to the files app

shell vine
#

i switched from a iphone 6 plus to a note 9 a year or two ago no regrets

prime pawn
#

Apple wants you to buy songs from iTunes, at least that was my experience having an iPod in the past

limber knotBOT
#

why does downloading the vanilla jar take forever

serene bolt
#

yeah ive been using an S8+ since it came out

limber knotBOT
#

of course they want you to, doesnt mean thats not the only way to download songs

#

back in the day i rented CDs from the library and ripped them to my itunes library

#

that was like what, 8 years ago?

prime pawn
#

Fair enough then

#

I dislike how you need like a $500 developer license just to be able to upload apps to Apple's app store, prolly why there's so much more free apps on Google Play

limber knotBOT
#

god if downloading the vanila jar takes 10+ mins how long will it take to boot lmao

#

$100/yr hotprotato

#

that gets you a lot more than just uploading apps to the app store

prime pawn
#

aka plastic cup

limber knotBOT
#

also there's a lot more free apps on google play and like 95% are absolute crap lmao

prime pawn
#

You don't want your phone to get viruses πŸ˜‚

#

Actually a lot of games I play that are free are really enjoyable, except for ones from companies like VooDoo

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Which are just ad-central -_-

limber knotBOT
#

there's very little between uploading apps and publishing for everyone to use, for better or worse

#

apple has a quality filter and checks every app 1) doesnt crash immediately 2) follows all guidelines 3) isnt malicious

#

again, for better or worse

prime pawn
#

Quality is roughly the same as a variable for both platforms. If there's too many reports, complaints, negative reviews, chargebacks then both platforms remove apps.

limber knotBOT
#

lmao how tiktok copies from the clipboard every few seconds

prime pawn
#

The only malicious stuff that would get into an apple phone is a forced update from Apple

shell vine
#

ive never got a virus...

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on my phone

limber knotBOT
#

I got a virus after like 3 months on my android tablet

#

maybe im just bad

#

basically bricked it oof

prime pawn
#

πŸ˜‚

limber knotBOT
#

sure wish there was SOME sort of verification

#

so that cant happen

#

but oh well

#

perfect world momnet

shell vine
#

i dont im glad there isnt

limber knotBOT
#

OH it's on Patching vanilla jar

shell vine
#

can install things like youtube vanced

prime pawn
#

Nah I'm just on the Samsung team ahahah

#

It's like Xbox vs PlayStation kinda thing

limber knotBOT
#

and besides, take the minimal risk route of jailbreaking and you can do whatever you want ;p

prime pawn
#

Although ig it isn't really Samsung vs Apple, it's more like Samsung/Google vs Apple

limber knotBOT
#

Samsung hardware running Google software

#

Well, both use samsung hardware soooo

prime pawn
#

oo does that include force removing the updates that make it seem like your Apple phone is much slower?

#

Inciting nubs to buy new phones?

limber knotBOT
#

take geekbench scores before and after they announce a new phone

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it's just placebo

#

or whatever the opposite of placebo is

prime pawn
#

Ahah apparently Apple got charged quite a bit from it, haven't been keeping up though

serene bolt
#

yeah the battery thing was dumb of apple to do

limber knotBOT
#

they added a switch for it though

prime pawn
#

It's not the first time Apple was charged for it though

limber knotBOT
#

as of 13.2 beta or whatever

prime pawn
#

apparently

serene bolt
#

well yeah, they added a switch after they got called out for it lol

#

not like they had a choice

limber knotBOT
#

and from what I understand it wasnt even new phone thing

#

it was battery life related

#

like <60% health

#

still patching vanilla jar...

#

might have to switch to spigot if this takes forever

#

my phone speeds never got worse

#

according to my geekbench scores at least

#

if it did i just rebooted

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the only time my speed suffered was when i jailbroke and downloaded like 50 tweaks

prime pawn
#

" Apple released a message to its users on Thursday, addressing concerns about iPhones after the company confirmed it slowed certain models to protect aging batteries. Apple apologized for the β€œmisunderstanding about the issue” and assured customers that it had β€œnever β€” and would never β€” do anything to intentionally shorten the life of any Apple product.” "

Idk if the source is credible, but if that really is the case, it'd be their fault for lack of transparency.

limber knotBOT
#

i should check that

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i will after my server starts running mm

#

should start running my discord bots on my phone

dusk drift
#

My phone bat is so old and shit now, a replacement one is only Β£5 but they make it super hard to replace it

prime pawn
#

That was from 2017 btw

limber knotBOT
#

can you link the article at least hot lmao

prime pawn
#

Anyway fellas I gtg, I'll prolly be back in a few hours

#

wIfI rOuTer

limber knotBOT
#

coffee maker*

#

i don't care how xbox or ps5 looks or performs or whatever i still have my switch and thats all i need

#

still patching vanilla jar... why does this take so long! ! ! ! ! !

prime pawn
#

Only things people really care about are the exclusives lol

#

Not the looks or performance

limber knotBOT
#

thats lame

#

entirely on phone or bust

#

OH WAIT

#

it's gonna get to the eula and stop

#

oof

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23 mins in

#

all we've done was download and start to patch

serene bolt
#

meanwhile I'm just sitting here decaying away waiting for horizon zero dawn to come out on pc

limber knotBOT
#

i hope you mean memerator AR

serene bolt
#

ah yes, autocorrect, my bad

limber knotBOT
#

it'll be like minecraft earth

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you go around and rate memes

serene bolt
#

I've never played the game ever because I've been PC only since like 2008

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but it looks awesome

limber knotBOT
#

guys whats it's called when you hear voices that yell at you and all that

serene bolt
#

schizeoprenia

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yup

limber knotBOT
#

ah yes that

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how do you uh, do something about it

#

well it's happening when they sleep and wake up

serene bolt
#

my girlfriend had that, and it was really bad :(

#

medication helps a lot

golden gust
#

get one of those self huggy suits

serene bolt
#

but it's still gonna suck

limber knotBOT
#

psychiatrist is mental health doctor right

zealous wedge
#

yeah

limber knotBOT
#

i should know I see one lmao

serene bolt
#

I did when I was 7 years old for the dumbest reason

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I was afraid to eat.

#

I thought i would choke and die on every single solid food

#

lasted for like 8 months before I realized food is yummy

limber knotBOT
#

you didn't eat for 8 months?

serene bolt
#

only soft stuff like soup

#

beyond that, nope

limber knotBOT
#

ah

#

nowdays im perfectly fine with choking lmao (for legal reasons thats a joke)

serene bolt
#

hahaha

#

yeah now I've overcame that fear a little too much

grand pewter
#

what did you eat now...

serene bolt
#

you

#

that doesn't sound like sitting on the PC all day to me

limber knotBOT
#

what the hell

#

exercise? more like eggs are side, for bacon!

#

im not. afacebook mom i swear

serene bolt
#

i saw no minion meme, therefore the story checks out

limber knotBOT
#

oh i have minion memes

zealous wedge
#

lol who exercises

serene bolt
#

who cares about your physical presence, just make your digital identify the person you want to be

#

i think the worst part of exercise is that you feel like death for the first while until your body gets used too it

cunning raft
#

yes

limber knotBOT
#

i don't exercise

serene bolt
#

wow that was this year

limber knotBOT
#

remember when windows 7 reached EOL in january too?

#

and we thought that was gonna be the saddest moment in 2020?

serene bolt
#

I remember when windows XP reached EOL and still everyone is using it today :)

limber knotBOT
serene bolt
#

I remember when everyone thought WW3 was gonna be the 2020 fad

#

been a jam packed year

#

yeah just wait until the zombies start in September from covid-20

limber knotBOT
#

still patching vanilla jar

zealous wedge
#

what will end first: 2020 or chew's jar patching

serene bolt
#

2020

limber knotBOT
#

paper 1.17 will be out by the time it fully boots

fallen oracle
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Keep screwing over your group members? This teacher is tired of your... : ProRevenge - 2,103 comments, 38,014 points - F1ghterJet24, 4mo ago

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why so many awards jesus

fallen oracle
#

You'll understand if you decide to read it through.

limber knotBOT
#

I'll do text to speech and listen to it

#

oh it's only 41 seconds

#

my mistake, 41 minutes

fallen oracle
#

Yeah, it was a long read.

limber knotBOT
#

like a shitty audiobook and i love it

limber knotBOT
#

still patching vanilla jar... about 1/3 through the post

fallen oracle
#

Thoughts so far?

limber knotBOT
#

sounds a lot like my old 10th grade english teacher tbh lol

#

sounds like something she would do

#

and it's wonderful

nocturne agate
#

How do u get test to speech on crappy iOS?

limber knotBOT
#
  1. it's adobe audition. 2)
nocturne agate
#

Ahh I see

limber knotBOT
#

it has "Generate speech"

#

paste text, select a voice, generates tts

#

so i've been listening to that

nocturne agate
#

Select a voice πŸ™‚

limber knotBOT
#

i had the mgl voice (daniel, uk) selected so i think it just adds to it tbh

nocturne agate
#

Lol let me download this before I sleep

#

Oh iOS has it built in in accessibility settings

limber knotBOT
#

anyway great read

#

sounds like something my teacher would do but i can confirm it's not because she doesnt teach seniors

#

anyway it's still patching vanilla jar and ive given up

#

i kinda wanna use my phone sorry guys, paper on ish is cancelled

olive marlin
#

We're trying to run a server on your phone?

limber knotBOT
#

indeed

#

after about an hour and a half of downloading and patching the vanilla jar, i gave up

olive marlin
#

That means you need to buy a new iPhone πŸ˜›

limber knotBOT
#

yeah the SE 2 looking mighty tempting

#

$10/mo

olive marlin
#

Ooh, I wonder how the "gaming" phones with external coolers would do as a server lol

nocturne agate
#

Fucking long read worth my time

limber knotBOT
#

hell yeah

nocturne agate
#

Fuck moe’s mother

#

At least he got what he deserves

neat smelt
#

you can run a cuberite server on your phone

#

there is literally an app for that

bold zephyr
#

cuberite is nice but super behind in version

#

last i checked it was mechanically 1.12 but mechanically 1.8

#

oh

#

they finally hit 1.13

vagrant niche
#

y'all heard about this r/tifu post about the guy who dmca'd a repo so he got swatted

#

fun

potent fossil
pallid totem
#

hi

finite wave
#

What

void void
finite wave
#

K

zealous knot
#

K

finite wave
#

K

#

Apparently the debug stick is supposedly broken

vernal moth
#

Ur broken

finite wave
#

u

mighty storm
#

w

mental meadow
#

u

zealous wedge
#

thx for the support Jan

finite wave
#

Np

vestal jasper
#

hey @zealous wedge

zealous wedge
#

hi @vestal jasper

vestal jasper
#

ty for the migration tips for configurate 3.7

zealous wedge
#

no u @spare venture

vestal jasper
#

barty I'll nuke the chatgames repo if you don't behave

#

I just added minimessage btw

#

and a feature TODO

#

u won't get those

#

Yes we do

#

Well, moreso that it's a private repo under my account that he has access to

#

I haven't yet, that's next up

#

I'm planning how I'm going to fix it while also making it so multiple people don't win at the same time

#

yes

#

you've had access

#

I made a channel in my server for it btw

#

I added the "don't start games unless there's at least X users online" just a bit ago

#

yeah it was genuinely a problem with my server

#

we'd hit like 3 or 4 players at night

#

mostly people AFK

#

but we'd always have someone just farming games whenever possible

#

AFK as in like barely paying attention

#

so there were some people whos primary income was abusing chat games

#

the plugin we used had that feature and it was beneficial

#

took a reasonably small amount of time to add so I did it

#

the repo is still private (as well as the channel) since you seeemed pretty adamant about not answering the question as to if we open source it

#

sec

waxen panther
vestal jasper
#

@spare venture

#

I didn't say "open" but I implied it, pretty loose implication but that was my meaning behind the message

#

yes

waxen panther
#

I wrote it anyway

vestal jasper
#

(I can't confirm this atm since the tools I use to check this shit is disabled for private repos?)
Pretty sure like 50% of the code is ducc's at this point

#

when's the last time that happened?

#

ok

cosmic raft
#

oh look

#

i found the perfect thing for some people here

finite wave
#

This is not japan

quasi valley
#

20-year-old failure of a college student kazheek

cosmic raft
#

what other discord barty

spice finch
#

EngineHub

cosmic raft
#

rip

limber knotBOT
#

what convo

cosmic raft
#

I was enjoying watching you two talk about that PES3_Cry

limber knotBOT
#

kashike renting a gf?

cosmic raft
#

would never happen

limber knotBOT
#

lol

#

oh no, being off-topic in the off-topic channel

cosmic raft
#

^ :P

zealous wedge
#

ah yes, destroy paper with all your sponge contributions?

limber knotBOT
#

is that what you were about to say?

potent fossil
#

@fallen oracle just read that entire thread and all i have to say is

cosmic raft
#

I ordered pizza @serene bolt

lament kettle
#

Do you think that the upcoming FactionsX will be better than Factions UUID?

golden gust
#

FactionsX?

potent fossil
cosmic raft
#

yes @spare venture

#

well a few minutes ago

lament kettle
#

FactionsX?
by prosavage

cosmic raft
#

it's on the way here now

potent fossil
#

its too late for pizza kash

golden gust
#

prosaveage lol

cosmic raft
#

no it isn't simple

potent fossil
#

yes

cosmic raft
#

00:35

#

would you prefer I not eat?

potent fossil
#

no bby, pls nourish

cosmic raft
#

they deliver this late for a reason!

ashen cliff
#

Send it to Africa.

potent fossil
#

send pizza nudes in DM

cosmic raft
#

I don't sleep!

zealous wedge
#

is this late?

potent fossil
#

man my sleep is so fucked idk what late is anymore

#

late is 7am

cosmic raft
#

3pm is late

potent fossil
#

i went to bed at noon yesterday, woke up at 6pm and now its midnight

#

so ye

golden gust
#

what's a sleep schedule?

potent fossil
#

idk

quasi valley
#

2pm is late

zealous wedge
#

every time of day is late at some point or another

quasi valley
#

ur late

cosmic raft
#

@potent fossil

zealous wedge
#

dominos?

cosmic raft
#

yes

potent fossil
#

-1 not cheesy enough

cosmic raft
#

surprised you knew zml

zealous wedge
#

did you get extra cheese?

#

i know the box shape

cosmic raft
#

yes

potent fossil
#

.g "binging with babish" "pizza" site:youtube.com

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cqYiUmutGI -- Pizza | Basics with Babish - YouTube: "Feb 8, 2018 ... Pizza Dough Ingredients (makes 4 pizzas): 500g Bread flour ... Binging With Babish Website: http://bit.ly/BingingBabishWebsite...."

On this episode of Basics, I want to show you how you can make a better pizza pie (and a calzone!) at home than anything that you could have delivered.

Watch the rebroadcast of the Twitch livestream for this episode here: https://youtu.be/JLlL_a0PX98

Recipe: https://basicswi...

β–Ά Play video
zealous wedge
#

i had a lot of dominos in first year uni kashike

cosmic raft
#

hehe

shell vine
#

U can tell by the pattern in the cheese melt and shape!

zealous wedge
#

(though these days i either make my own pizza or get it from the place 5 minutes from me)

potent fossil
#

i really wanna make a pizza now

#

babish makes shit so simple

#

i would just need some yeast and a pizza tray thingy

cosmic raft
#

too simple, i don't like the videos very much

potent fossil
#

well, he also has his binging series where he's not instructing but creating more complex stuff

#

if thats ur thing

cosmic raft
#

no I mean

#

other channels go slower, show all the ingredients and what amounts, etc etc

#

he just throws things together and then its done

potent fossil
#

oh you can go in the desc and click to go to the website

#

he has it all written out in a blog post

cosmic raft
#

sure, but its not in the video itself like other channels

#

and I like when it is

potent fossil
#

eh i guess

#

to me the video is more 'overview' and then you go follow the recipe

cosmic raft
#

like, get to part X: "you'll need: x, y, z"

#

<pause video>

#

do that, then resume

potent fossil
#

why would you cook that way pepefurry

cosmic raft
#

why not

potent fossil
#

would it not be easier to just have a fully descriptive page with all necessary ingredients and easy to follow steps, rather than watching a video and pausing and scrubbing around

zealous wedge
#

you can actually pay attention to all of a video?

potent fossil
#

but it's still easier to just read it o.O

#

i mean, for me. you do you i guess

zealous wedge
#

idk i don't watch videos for instruction i watch them for inspiration

potent fossil
#

thats how i view his channel

#

i check out how he makes it, and if i wanna do that i go use the more detailed recipe

waxen panther
#

Reading
2020

tropic phoenix
#

Guys do you think paper 1.16 is stable now?

waxen panther
#

idk do u

tropic phoenix
#

Wondering if I should deploy it on my server

#

I don't know lol

#

I don't even use paper atm

#

I know there used to be villager bugs etc but idk if they're patched by now

urban depot
#

Is there a better way to save data such as a HashMap than in a file?

#

I really just want to save a hashmap between restarts.

limber knotBOT
#

just use a config file or something?

static pilot
#

yes

#

save the contents of the hashmap to config on plugin disable

#

retrieve values and store them into hashmap on plugin enable

waxen panther
#

Just try it on a test server Ben, it’s mostly fine now but there still might be edge cases for your server

urban depot
#

mk, i'll see if i can do that

limber knotBOT
#

you probably want to save on modification rather than on server stop

#

otherwise you lose everything if the server crashes

static pilot
#

mmmm

#

depends on how much you’re retrieving the data

#

otherwise it’d be pointless to do so

urban depot
#

I'm making a discord plugin that just saves a discord account for each user

static pilot
#

the whole point is so you’re not reading/writing to YAML that much cause could inefficient

urban depot
#

ok

static pilot
#

well are you expecting the target demographic of the servers using these plugins to be large, medium, small

#

actually stupid question and you should always use best practices

#

you could do a graceful save command or frequent repeated saves to prevent all data loss from happening

urban depot
#

small - just my server

vestal jasper
mental meadow
#

as usual

#

KennyTV locks the SpigotMC Discord for a two hour long monologue to state CraftBukkit causes pain and suffering when used with CraftBukkit

queen moat
#

vsc removed intellisense report for java 8 and it took me like, an hour to figure out that's why it broke

quasi valley
#

imagine being a mod on the Spigot discord

#

that's like the occasional dummy coming here to troll, but instead that's the entirety of it

#

including md himself of course kekw

mental meadow
#

I already had enough trolls yesterday

static pilot
#

sry

tropic phoenix
#

Yeah I'll backup my server and test it with paper but just wondering if you guys could consider it stable atm?

#

I'm not in a hurry to get paper running so I'll wait I'd it's still in the early stages

finite wave
#

Lol someone blamed β€œintellij” for not recognizing β€œJavaPlugin” was a singleton and β€œallowing him to make a new instance of it”

#

@tropic phoenix Paper is semi stable, it however exposes some rather large problems with mojangs code thst might result in crashes every now and then

tropic phoenix
#

Thanks, so 1.16 is pretty far along development wise?

#

Like close to the level of 1.15

finite wave
#

I would say it is getting there

tropic phoenix
#

Thanks

limber knotBOT
#

mfw github suggests my own repo

#

ah that's why you starred it

finite wave
#

Lol

minor badge
#

z!!

zealous wedge
#

proxi!

#

good morning

minor badge
#

yos

twin lagoon
#

prowoxi @minor badge

minor badge
#

@twin lagoon maijkel

zealous wedge
#

:3

twin lagoon
#

;w;

woven otter
#

We have new z here z750

waxen panther
#

ree why wont it inline

finite wave
#

Bad

waxen panther
#

customer just brought this in and said they drilled into the side bc the power button was stuck 😷

finite wave
#

They so smart

waxen panther
#

HUGE brains

finite wave
#

Just charge them for a new one

vestal jasper
#

@waxen panther you an IT G E N I U S?

waxen panther
#

i am a genius yes

#

in all things

finite wave
#

He is indi tech support

waxen panther
#

πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’»

finite wave
#

πŸ‘¨πŸΎ

waxen panther
cosmic raft
#

bleh

#

maybe I will go for a scooter ride

vagrant niche
#

Wear a helmet

cosmic raft
#

nou

finite wave
#

Seems troublesome

#

Just put an apple on top of your head and don’t drop it

vagrant niche
#

Just don't want my best friend to get hurt

quasi valley
#

but then the apple needs a helmet

finite wave
#

Nah, just don’t crash

cosmic raft
#

crashes into @quasi valley

quasi valley
twin lagoon
#

my dell xps 13 is beautiful

vagrant niche
#

Is it the new one a

twin lagoon
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yes

vagrant niche
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Nice, thinking bout it

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Or the 15 one

vestal jasper
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Intel UHD Graphics with shared graphics memory

twin lagoon
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it's a laptop not a gaming machine

vestal jasper
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tell that to highschool me

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My gaming machine was a shitty laptop with Intel HD 3000 graphics

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shit couldn't run anything on minimum settings with more than 20 FPS

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usually 13-15 FPS

ashen cliff
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Gaming on a Surface 3.

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Ambient above 24Β°C

Shutting down

vestal jasper
heady spear
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vic can you paypal me all your money

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I want it

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thx

vestal jasper
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I have $3