general

[olive garden]

So can we do secret discord only messages using reactions?

[finite wave]

I can't react

😭

[limber knot]

I can do secret irc messages using notices lol

[uncut moss]

here too but without the hyphens

[limber knot]

You can add to existing reactions Jan

you just cant make new ones

[finite wave]

I can, but where is the fun in that chew

[limber knot]

:(

[unkempt drift]

you know what this discord needs... an bot that, when someone posts their timings, checks if they haven't used aikars flags and auto responds telling them to use the flags.

[limber knot]

thats not hard but redundant

[spice finch]

Aikar flags isn't magic

[finite wave]

Also ehm, something to curse at them for using an unsupported version

[unkempt drift]

no ik, but it seems to a frequent thing that is said

[uncut moss]

.flags

[limber knot]

Optimized & Recommended JVM Startup Flags: https://mcflags.emc.gs

[serene bolt]

the problem is that if people are not using aikars flags and they're running into a GC problem, the timings cannot really be trusted

[uncut moss]

just do that

[limber knot]

hey paper owners, i am a bot dev working for free, my portfolio is ive made bots before

[uncut moss]

not worth the money, asking too much

[spice finch]

Hired, your salary is 0

[limber knot]

thank you

[left swift]

ur salary is a dev rank on my minecraft server

with 5 colors

[limber knot]

oh hell yes

[static pilot]

delicious

[uncut moss]

you'll get free donor rank on my server (if we get donations)

[static pilot]

&7[&bDeveloper&7]

get free devs with this one simple trick

[uncut moss]

&7[&c&kxX<rainbow>Developer</rainbow>&c&kXx&7]

[limber knot]

rgb or no

[static pilot]

people doing swe as a livelihood will hate you for this one simple trick

[golden gust]

I was talking to somebody other day about some of the larger servers being trash and paying like $10 an hour for stuff

[true canyon]

Ten an hour is more than some offers I have received.

[golden gust]

I was just like, if somebody offered me that, I'd scratch my nads, throw my covers back over myself and go back to sleep

[uncut moss]

better than no offers at all

[limber knot]

heck i earn $7.90/hr

[golden gust]

Not really, tbqh

[spice finch]

I would be happy with $10

[quasi valley]

glances at minimum wage here

[finite wave]

7.94 chew*

[golden gust]

There is no way that working for somebody who values your time as a developer as being so low is even worth it

They're often the people who'll ride your ass while paying you fuck all

[limber knot]

I generally work for free, but they pay me anyway

[spice finch]

Better than not working on anything imo

[true canyon]

Anybody have a copy of the massivecraft hiring page offering what was it three dollars an hour or something

[static pilot]

Lmao

https://www.massivecraft.com/tech-recruitment

free

[quasi valley]

You’re better off not being paid at all and working on free software then

[static pilot]

not hiring though

[spice finch]

Why not both keny

[quasi valley]

Instead of working for low payment by some aaa

[uncut moss]

ah yes

sounds like instagram thots paying with exposure

[serene bolt]

You will earn merit and recognition.
LMAO

[quasi valley]

Because you’re supporting someone who clearly doesn’t value your work enough (if it’s actually good work)

[true canyon]

The other page was at /hiring and is no longer available.

[finite wave]

[spice finch]

I think it's dependant on skills

[static pilot]

Becoming an aspirant

[quasi valley]

If you’re a scrub like ded doing random commissions with guis or whatever, sure

[uncut moss]

"tech department"
very professional

[limber knot]

lmao

[quasi valley]

But as a long time position with proper effort and all, get out of there

[twin lagoon]

@vestal jasper

VIC

[shell vine]

Would u say 20/hour is fair that's usually what I'd give

[uncut moss]

kneny i just want money lol

[limber knot]

i work for any amount, im just happy to code

[vestal jasper]

@twin lagoon

[quasi valley]

Use your parents money

[twin lagoon]

vic does simplechat have /nick

i want minimessage nicks

[vestal jasper]

No

[quasi valley]

Or get a proper job

[uncut moss]

i do have a job

[serene bolt]

it depends phanatic but for most things, I'd say that's probably pretty fair

[twin lagoon]

zzzzzzzzz

[static pilot]

what is minimessage

[uncut moss]

messages

[vestal jasper]

But I can make it happen @twin lagoon

[static pilot]

nice

[twin lagoon]

vic i will literally suck you if you add minimessage nicks to simplechat right now

[vestal jasper]

I'm at work. Will do after work.

[twin lagoon]

fuck

[static pilot]

🤨

[cedar spade]

was talking to someone (outside the MC space) earlier and they said to me "you know you could probably ask for a decent rate on commissions if you pointed at Essentials as your portfolio"

so uh

[golden gust]

outside the MC space

explains it all, really

[cedar spade]

yeah lol

[uncut moss]

something like baritone is pretty impressive though

[cedar spade]

if anyone wants to pay me $300/hr to make a pvp toggle them hmu

[spice finch]

AFAIK essentials isn't well made, just useful and popular. So idk

Not hating tho

[limber knot]

wooow

[cedar spade]

Depends on what you mean by "well-made"

[limber knot]

you're thinking cmi, it sucks

[uncut moss]

reeee essentials suxxxxxx cmi better

buy my upcoming essentials copy now

[spice finch]

Didn't say that

[cedar spade]

It has architectural flaws in its design that affect developers, but it's functional and works pretty well for most users

[golden gust]

mysql support wen?

[cedar spade]

on the other hand, CMI is both badly designed and often non-functional

[uncut moss]

my plugins have not only architectural flaws, they have flaws in probably everything

[spice finch]

Not going to judge, just heard. Wouldn't make better myself

[golden gust]

essentials basically has the issues that any 8 year old project has

[cedar spade]

Bssentials is pretty limited and iirc I remember the author saying they'd rather people just use EssentialsX lol

[golden gust]

The developers even eventually figured out how to program at some point

runs

[cedar spade]

the real question, did hobbits ever actually learn to code? ||/s||

[spice finch]

Essentials rewrite with SQL support wen

[finite wave]

There is one

https://github.com/TacticalDevMC/EssentialsUltimate

good luck

[golden gust]

I mean, I'm working for some rando dude who has code from khobbits

I sure as heck hope he improved

[limber knot]

why does everyone run when they say something controversial

[cedar spade]

how old is the code :p

[uncut moss]

yeah chew it's kinda cringe

[cedar spade]

chew: hot takes are a good form of exercise

[limber knot]

stand your ground

[golden gust]

Wait, actually, no

[spice finch]

I'm on phone so can't really see the code, but I guess it's crap Jan

[golden gust]

I'm thinking fo somebody else

[limber knot]

cmi bad doesn't move an inch

[cedar spade]

not even a hot take at this point

[true canyon]

cool take

[limber knot]

thanks i made it myself

[finite wave]

When a person has decided to only develop minecraft

[golden gust]

or, wait, maybe.. am confused on names

But, like, most of the stuff from what I think is them is like 2015

[spice finch]

MC doesn't mean Minecraft only

[uncut moss]

motorcycle

i develop motorcycles

[spice finch]

Program me one please

[limber knot]

mc stansd for mister circle

[uncut moss]

i developed my motorcycle myself

mister cool

[limber knot]

whats better, e clips or intelligent jay

[finite wave]

what

nty

Speak properly

[uncut moss]

intellij

actually, BlueJ

[limber knot]

um, nano

[golden gust]

blueJ > *

then again

VIM > *

[limber knot]

whats blu j

[uncut moss]

shitty ide that like some schools use

[golden gust]

but, if those emacs guys will tell you anything, they'll preach about emacs

[cedar spade]

ed

ed, man!

!man ed

[golden gust]

(But, install e-vi-l mode because emacs text editor is trash)

[finite wave]

khobbits mentions bukkit dev on his twitter

[golden gust]

Yea, khobbits was on ess

[uncut moss]

notepad++ > *

[golden gust]

I got mixed up with somebody else

[zealous knot]

netbeans is epic

[cedar spade]

https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/ed-msg.html

[cinder cobalt]

oh wrong channel

[golden gust]

I know hobbits was on some of this stuff, probs one of the random repos in the background

[void void]

😎 🙏

[limber knot]

nice

[uncut moss]

not even 69.69

smh

[limber knot]

69.42

missed it

[finite wave]

That's just a foursome pp

[limber knot]

mm foursome

wait what

[finite wave]

?

[zealous knot]

seks number ololo

[uncut moss]

funny!!

[cedar spade]

this is incredibly low by my standards

[golden gust]

windows

[limber knot]

is that 4 years 8 months 35 days and 22 hours

[golden gust]

Nah, that looks pretty high

[cedar spade]

days hours minutes seconds

[golden gust]

Ngl, they fixed some of the crud past 8

I remember having a vm that ran windows 7 on it just so I'd have something to remote it

[cedar spade]

I think my record was running my laptop for around 2 months without a reboot

[golden gust]

The instance would last like a week before you just had to reboot it as it was chocking itself so hard

[toxic ember]

So I got 2 theories on my crash

[golden gust]

batteries are fucked anyways

[toxic ember]

I think advance market region is crashing

[golden gust]

best you can do is pull them to avoid the heat

[toxic ember]

because I only updated vault, oreannouncer and paper

[cedar spade]

almost all issues with windows are caused by people installing dodgy software or manufacturers providing broken drivers/hardware

[golden gust]

But, then leaving them sitting around discharging sucks ass

[toxic ember]

and since it uses vault

I can only assume its that

[golden gust]

you mean the people telling you about the plugin causing your server to stall is stalling the server

wait, my brain

but, basically, like...

There is an issue where the server chokes up due to lighting, that's already on the issue tracker

but, plugins loading chunks is not great in general

[toxic ember]

https://paste.gg/p/anonymous/23e69df93823497892ec350d951c186e

[cedar spade]

windows itself is pretty stable, so if you've broken it it's on you for installing crap and/or buying a crappy PC in the first place

[limber knot]

one time i installed discord and it bluescreened

[cedar spade]

a decent refurb business laptop will run fine

[golden gust]

yea, server chocked on lighting as I said, due to the plugin we said

[limber knot]

had to reinstall a backup

[golden gust]

build 93 might work better

[cedar spade]

because business laptops have hardware with sane well-tested drivers

at least, tend to

consumer laptops are very hit-or-miss

[uncut moss]

haven't had issues with mine

which isn't mine

but still

[golden gust]

It's defo more stable in general these days

[limber knot]

my only issue with windows is that developing is many times more difficult than mac/linux

[cedar spade]

multiple members of family have had consumer laptops and windows has shat itself because of crap wifi/display drivers

[golden gust]

I mean, if you look past the bimonthly "microsoft pulls updates from MS update following brickagedon"

[peak dirge]

Windows is

[cedar spade]

again, usually downloading crap

[uncut moss]

chew it isn't difficult

[zealous knot]

Type and send "definitely" as fast as you can

[uncut moss]

no

[zealous knot]

ok

[cedar spade]

the only major incident with a feature update was the onedrive documents edge case, which I wager most people didn't run into in the first place

[golden gust]

I personally just find that macOS/Linux respond much better to windows, outside of when macOS has it's moments

[cedar spade]

otherwise it's usually shitty drivers or antivirus programs that do bad things in the first place

[golden gust]

Like, my hardware wasn't 10/10, but, it still shouldn't have been running like a total brick

Not to mention the horrors of VS

[cedar spade]

don't use VS :p

sinples

[limber knot]

whats vs

versus?

[golden gust]

visual studio

[cedar spade]

visual studio I presume

[uncut moss]

visual studio?

[limber knot]

visual studio?

ah

[cedar spade]

visual studio!

[void void]

ye visual studio

[limber knot]

what if i don't have eyes

[cedar spade]

MS also provides alternative solutions in its sensory studio suite

[uncut moss]

studio

[golden gust]

You'd look hot in the mirror

[limber knot]

sorry, what eye means was what ef eye don't have eyes

hi @mental meadow

[uncut moss]

no

[limber knot]

can you go a whole day without typing anything?

[void void]

Where can I find official Aegis

[uncut moss]

she typed something like 10 min ago tho

[mental meadow]

Hi I'm shopping domains because I can't sleep

[limber knot]

what

oh i was just asking a general question to everyone

aurora what time is it

[mental meadow]

00:12

[limber knot]

in 12h

[void void]

tf

[golden gust]

Asking a discord to link them to software distributioing their software against their license because you can't be assed to search yourself

[mental meadow]

13 minutes after midnight

[golden gust]

topkek

God, my brain is tired

[mental meadow]

same

[uncut moss]

is that what 00:13 is tho

[mighty storm]

12:13 AM?

oops wrong client

[mental meadow]

Yes

[limber knot]

thats only midnight

[uncut moss]

is 12 am 00:00

and 12 pm 12:00

[mental meadow]

I don't know it's so unnecessarily confusing

Anyone wanna buy rainbow.dev with me

[limber knot]

what should i work on ugh

[mental meadow]

It's available and only 400$ a year

[uncut moss]

anyone wanna buy a koenigsegg with me

[limber knot]

anyone wanna buy a.doctor

or git.com

[stiff yarrow]

@mental meadow wouldn't that be the price for the 1st year and then its normal pricing or

[limber knot]

http://git.com is a scam tbh lol

[mental meadow]

No it's a premium domain

You pay that much every year

[limber knot]

hmm

thats no t how premium domains work i don't think

it just says rainbow.dev is taken

so theyll either rent it to you or give it to you for that one price

[mental meadow]

Only on name heap tho

[vestal jasper]

Why so much pink

[limber knot]

well, it's "taken" as someone owns it

[mental meadow]

Everywhere else it's available

[limber knot]

youll buy it from them

[mental meadow]

And get.dev says it's available

[stiff yarrow]

someone make me pink too 🏳️‍🌈

[uncut moss]

maybe get.dev owns it

[vestal jasper]

[limber knot]

yess pink is good color

[mental meadow]

They own the tld

So probably

[limber knot]

https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/HqNeRHDU/image.png

[mental meadow]

Well they own most of the internet

They are Google

[vestal jasper]

Jfc

[limber knot]

me n the bois becomining millionaires to buy a.doctor

[vestal jasper]

iam.a.doctor

Perfect domain

[finite wave]

two dots wwhat

[vestal jasper]

Subdomain

[limber knot]

yes thats how subdomains work

[stiff yarrow]

I don't even see a price for rainbow.dev on namecheap

[limber knot]

yeah someone owns it

[finite wave]

buy it

[uncut moss]

bruh

[finite wave]

lel

[limber knot]

wait hold on

it does say "Domain not found"

idk

[limber knot]

i just want .meme to become available

[stiff yarrow]

its like 6400 for mcmmo.com

[limber knot]

it lists this as available though https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/2ckGz9XB/image.png

[mental meadow]

He said com not Dev tho

[limber knot]

I know, but I'm just saying

not all .dev domains ar elike that so it's weird

https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/EAcdDYBR/image.png

(DiscordBot) Failed to fetch info (400)

what

(DiscordBot) Failed to fetch info (400)

.com uwu.com

(chew) Failed to fetch info (400)

[mental meadow]

.com

[limber knot]

Be Right Back dinner

.help .com

.help com

it just says unknown command

[mental meadow]

I still want borealis.space but the seller won't go below 450$😭

[uncut moss]

borealis.pro is available

and .gg

u can be l33t gamer

[mental meadow]

Mh i don't like those

[uncut moss]

lol ik

[mental meadow]

boreal.is would be cool

[limber knot]

Any domain over $20 is too expensive

[mental meadow]

I'm not sure how much I'd be willing to spend for Aurora.space

[uncut moss]

close enough

[mental meadow]

But def not the 5000 the guy wants

[zealous knot]

boreal.is maybe?

[limber knot]

$4 take it or leave it

[mental meadow]

That's taken

Fix

[zealous knot]

shidd

[uncut moss]

poopoo.io is available

[ancient bolt]

if .av TLD existed I'd love to have demonw.av

.wav TLD would be even better

[zealous knot]

​https://shx.gg/Jzrp2d.png

tbh

[finite wave]

j.av

[zealous knot]

lol

[uncut moss]

close enough

[golden gust]

dot fo' real

I mean

You have to pester with ICANN I think it was for TLDs

[mental meadow]

Ofc now that I rejected his counter offer for 470$ he puts it in there for 580$

I hate people

[golden gust]

So, a whole lotta cash and headaches

[zealous knot]

@uncut moss d.mn/wv?

[zealous knot]

that's not available yet

[uncut moss]

ik

[ancient bolt]

Quick 1 step guide to getting a custom TLD: Have a whole fuckload of money

[uncut moss]

i'm looking at the launch schedule thing

[zealous knot]

wasn't there a fucking minecraft server that registered their own TLD?

i can vaguely recall something like that

a lot of minecraft server donations

[stiff yarrow]

later besties

[golden gust]

It's like a 5k fee or something iirc

[mental meadow]

Bye cutie

[golden gust]

go take a look at iCann

[stiff yarrow]

5k isn't that much in the scheme of things

[golden gust]

Well

That's just for the application

[quick cliff]

Which of these 3 is the best?
Heroes, QuantumRPG, MMOCore

[golden gust]

You also have to ensure that you have the infrastucture to actually manage it

[uncut moss]

.google

[mental meadow]

Google owns a shitload

[uncut moss]

maybe .gl too idk

[zealous knot]

what do you even need to manage a fucking tld? how does tld registration work

[uncut moss]

goo.gl

[mental meadow]

Like .dev .app .how .soy

[void void]

.soy

[golden gust]

Well, you need the ability to actually deal with the DNS requests for those

[uncut moss]

boy.soy

[void void]

package soy.boy.plugin;

oh no

.g lent.soy

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://fox6now.com/2020/02/26/archdiocese-of-chicago-disapproves-of-plant-based-meat-during-lent-tmw/ -- Archdiocese of Chicago disapproves of plant-based meat...: "Feb 26, 2020 ... ... of Ash Wednesday, the Archdiocese of Chicago has expressed disapproval at the thought of eating soy or protein-based meat during..."

[finite wave]

https://www.iam.soy lol

only for latinos

[uncut moss]

iam.dev redirects to oauth.net

lol

[finite wave]

https://get.dev

[uncut moss]

yeah ik

[finite wave]

they have weird letter one too

[uncut moss]

wut

[finite wave]

https://はじめよう.みんな/#benefits

[river cape]

i like .dev domains, even got one for myself

[mental meadow]

Everyone loves to buy aurora. Domains to sell them I hate people

I just want my name 😭

[uncut moss]

https://boy.soy/i/ln9d.png

hmmm

[finite wave]

you got boy.soy?

[uncut moss]

no

it's a file uploader thing

i just uploaded pepega to it

probably works with sharex idk

[finite wave]

25 files total

[uncut moss]

lol this is a tld

[finite wave]

dafuw

[uncut moss]

$1.29

[minor badge]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veliky_Novgorod it's for this

[uncut moss]

how is fuck.cam available

[limber knot]

hello proxi

[uncut moss]

nvm it's $200k

[limber knot]

for

oh lmao

I made the mistake of showing interest in a domain name

shouldve just waited for it to expire

got me projects on my readme https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/f5IZneSe/image.png

also rory is in my room 😄

[uncut moss]

my dog is in my room and is fucking annoying

[limber knot]

who is annoying

[uncut moss]

dog

[limber knot]

its fucking itself?

[uncut moss]

not really

[limber knot]

what

[uncut moss]

he's just annoying this late

idk

[limber knot]

oh you said he was having sex with annoying so i got confused

[uncut moss]

no

[clever mica]

is there a command to get villagers to stop being angry?

[finite wave]

Did you have to ask in more than 1 place?

Does discord literally alter my sound quality for everything when i enter a call on mac? That's a nnoying.

[limber knot]

ask questions in one place get multiple dumb answers

[latent valve]

fox is bad NUKE ALL FOX!!!

[limber knot]

more than one*

[finite wave]

Just don't have entities edok

[clever mica]

@finite wave I removed it from the other chat

[latent valve]

survival with no entit

y

[finite wave]

/gamerule doMobSpawning false && kill non players

[limber knot]

villagers can be angry?

[finite wave]

Those other non heart particles are when they are angry

Those fiery ones

[limber knot]

ah

[magic river]

Discord might alter your sound volume but if it's the quality changing it sounds like you're using bluetooth

[lament patio]

When they can't breed or get hit iirc

[finite wave]

Airpods

[magic river]

Bluetooth is shit, the only mode that supports 2 way audio is one that sounds worse than an FM radio

[finite wave]

It works nice when listening to music, but as soon as i join a discord call it works shit 😭

Sigh

[magic river]

Yep that's bluetooth

[golden gust]

well, that explains that

I have this "fun" issue with my headphones where as soon as anything accesses the mic it turns into a DAB radio when you have the microwave on

[magic river]

As soon as your mic is enabled you flip from the A2DP profile or HFP profile to the HSP one

[limber knot]

fm radio sounds good, you're thinking am

[magic river]

You go from aptX or at least high bitrate SBC to the SCO codec at lower bitrates

[limber knot]

that's the lower quality longer range one

[magic river]

FM radio sounds like shit if you're hearing it in headphones, it only sounds good in your car because your car audio is kind of shit anyway 😛

But sure, it's probably closer to AM radio in quality

[limber knot]

ah okay

[golden gust]

Nah

AM radio is much better

[limber knot]

HD Radio > FM Radio > AM Radio is the order of quality I believe

for me anyway

am sounds all staticy usually

[golden gust]

literally nothing describes how bad those headphones get

Depends where you are

radio in general is defo not HQ

[limber knot]

yeah

[void void]

Why tf is there a porn video in my Mega.nz cloud

[limber knot]

hmmm

[magic river]

The SCO codec is garbage from the 90s running at low bitrates primarily meant for a 1 on 1 conversation, not music

[limber knot]

why is there?

[finite wave]

Ehm

[unkempt drift]

I think YOU know the answer to that

[finite wave]

I got porn all over some of it must not be mine either.

[void void]

I dont use mega

[limber knot]

thats disgusting, send me the link so I know to not download it

[void void]

[finite wave]

You sure it's one of those "oh no stepbro" ones, but the girl is quite the hottie

[void void]

I mean I havnt opend it yet

[magic river]

In theory full power Bluetooth should be able to do 2 way A2DP but afaik nothing supports it

[void void]

.v.

[magic river]

You might be able to do it computer to computer if they're both using Linux

[limber knot]

yet

[finite wave]

It's a zip

wtf

[limber knot]

HMM

[void void]

A

[finite wave]

How much porn you got kid

[void void]

I dont even use mega

I wanted to upload a file

[limber knot]

hacked?

[void void]

tf

idk

[limber knot]

my cat just sneezed on me

[void void]

I want a cat

[limber knot]

you can experience pictures of my cat on my onlypurrs

[finite wave]

Not that type of cat Chiv.

[magic river]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LC3_(codec) and Bluetooth 5.2 is probably going to fix this, assuming things implement it correctly

[finite wave]

I have to buy new airpods i presume.

[void void]

I will download it ;V:

[magic river]

Oh yeah

airpods don't even use bluetooth to talk to iPhones because Apple wouldn't accept how shit they were

[void void]

mmh

MHM

MHMHM

[limber knot]

EXE?

[void void]

how is a video supposed to be .exe

[finite wave]

Need to go deeper

[limber knot]

the number 14233221 describes itself, it has one four, two threes, threw twos, and two ones

[void void]

What if

I open it..

[unkempt drift]

run it. can't hurt

[finite wave]

Open it

ffs

[magic river]

LC3 kind of sounds like shit though, they compare it on speech quality to Opus but only the CELT mode of Opus and only from 0 to 32 kbps

[finite wave]

Don't leave us in suspense

[void void]

mhm

what if

[unkempt drift]

defender will save you

[void void]

no jk

I wont

[waxen panther]

[limber knot]

do it

[ancient bolt]

What is going on in here

[magic river]

But it's going to be way better than SCO or even SBC so whatever

[void void]

Will open it in a sandbox virtual pc

[limber knot]

someoen found porn on their mega.nz account

[magic river]

sandboxie ftw

[finite wave]

Open the goddamn exe

ffs

Like wtf

[limber knot]

basically some retard needs to be banned

[finite wave]

I want to see wtf this is

[void void]

ok

wait

[limber knot]

what demonwav what do you think of the new taylor swift album

[void void]

p

cra

[limber knot]

it's very calm i like it

[void void]

Let me

Download a virtual pc

[finite wave]

Omg, anyone got windows and can open this for this dude+

I'm ages away from my pc

[limber knot]

ages isnt a distance

[void void]

lol

[grave oxide]

but light years is

[finite wave]

chew, it can be

[waxen panther]

just open it

zzzzz

[void void]

I cant

[waxen panther]

send it to me

[void void]

Mac wont let me

anyone who wants to

and has windows

[limber knot]

light years is how far light travels in a year

[finite wave]

Dm it to him

[void void]

lol

[finite wave]

don't send it here.

[void void]

ok ok

[waxen panther]

send it to me
@waxen panther

[void void]

done

[finite wave]

https://outbackdictionary.com/ages-away/

[limber knot]

drago was wondering

[waxen panther]

gotta download it with internet explorer, chrome gets mad lol

[finite wave]

Lol broc

[limber knot]

why are you usign chrome

[waxen panther]

dont care about my privacy and I like it more than firefox

:D

[void void]

tab tab tab

rip

jk

[limber knot]

chrome isnt about privacy it's just overall slow

[finite wave]

Chrome is fine

[void void]

Not just slow

[waxen panther]

Never had an issue with chromes speed lol

[void void]

It consumes a lot

[limber knot]

well it's not like unusably slow, it's slow compared to other browsers

[waxen panther]

[void void]

ok so

what did it open

[golden gust]

I mean, I can predict firefox's future

[finite wave]

ded

[limber knot]

wait was it a rickroll

the long con

[golden gust]

1. They're gonna regress performance like total ass over the next few years

[waxen panther]

trying to get a browser to open it lol

[void void]

a

download opera idk

[golden gust]

2. They're gonna fix said performance issue and everybody is gonna paid firefox for magically having improved performance

[limber knot]

opera thats a name i havent heard in years

[golden gust]

*praise

not paid; wtf brain

[limber knot]

Tor or bust smh

[finite wave]

Broc

[zealous wedge]

ah opera, what a reskinned chrome

[finite wave]

Omg

dude send it to me or ship to broc in a rar or smth.

[void void]

lol

[waxen panther]

Firefox and Chrome trade blows on a lot of things, Chrome is generally better on most Javascript tasks especially initial load. Firefox is better at rendering and general html and styling. I have both installed and I use Firefox's devtools for something but for a lot of things I prefer Chromes dev tools, at the end of the days it's just a browser and if you're having speed issues with a modern browser it's probably your pc/internet

[limber knot]

i don't use either tbh

[void void]

broc

how much more

[waxen panther]

yeah, im a true computer user and i code my own browsers

[limber knot]

games?

[waxen panther]

hold on chiv

[limber knot]

when did games start being discussed lol

[waxen panther]

editted it, irc is just stupid

[uncut moss]

firefox devtools are nice

[waxen panther]

not my fault

[limber knot]

stupiud

[waxen panther]

didnt ask

[finite wave]

Did you open it yet broc?

[limber knot]

didn't say you did

[waxen panther]

it's opening now

internet explorer didn't let me but edge did lol

[limber knot]

edge ftw

[vestal jasper]

@waxen panther celery wen

[finite wave]

Why not use wget broc

wtf my man

[waxen panther]

yeah now ur fuckin interested aren't you

[vestal jasper]

No

I'm never gonna use it

[waxen panther]

doesn't do anything noticable, it's probably just running something in the background

^ the jar

exe*

[finite wave]

Send me the exe

[vestal jasper]

I just want you to PR so I can see you cry when I close it :^)

[golden gust]

my performance issues with my browser is generally the 100 tabs

[waxen panther]

like I'd pr to a vic project

[vestal jasper]

3-5% desktops are ran by complete morons

Your point

[limber knot]

you don't need all the porn tabs open cat

[waxen panther]

They're normally just old businesses or army, either of which are probably only using internet sites anyway

not worth caring about

internal sites*8

vocal minority

[limber knot]

chromium is not a web standard

[waxen panther]

Ye, it's a shame microsoft caved and went to chromium

Edge did suck but 2 competitors is baddd

[void void]

Chronium

Thats a virus

[limber knot]

Edge was fine, just dum web devs

id rather use edge than chrome tbh

omg it work in muh chromeeee

edge dum haha cuz it dont work in my browser engine of choice

same ppl who prolly have 64GB of ram

when will 2-4 TB of RAM be the norm

[void void]

Ok so why isnt anyone talking about the mega porn thing

what happened

[vestal jasper]

@waxen panther pr

[waxen panther]

I already said what happened lol

[void void]

a

what

didnt read

[waxen panther]

it's probably just running a keylogger in the background

nothing visible

[limber knot]

if that comes the norm I will weep

[vestal jasper]

Also Broc wanna start EssentialsXD with me?

[limber knot]

thats your fault

[waxen panther]

no

hate u vic

[void void]

nothing visible
@waxen panther So nothing pops up?

[vestal jasper]

Why not

Wow

[waxen panther]

nope

[vestal jasper]

Rude

[void void]

rip

[waxen panther]

hate u

go away

[vestal jasper]

Blocked

Kicked from server

[waxen panther]

k tty

saved me a couple clicks

[vestal jasper]

Fuck u

Do it yourself then

[waxen panther]

nah dont wanna waste the clicks

[vestal jasper]

Lol

[limber knot]

yall ever heard of praise in public, criticize in private

[finite wave]

You look very dashing broc

[vestal jasper]

Criticize in public so others can be made aware :^)

[finite wave]

Vic you suck

[vestal jasper]

@finite wave u smell

[limber knot]

yeah then it just makes you look annoying and trollish lol

[waxen panther]

Thanks Jan <3

[vestal jasper]

Ok so one star reviews shouldn't exist

[finite wave]

What now

Did some idiot do something again?

[limber knot]

thats constructive criticism :p

[waxen panther]

fr, never speak negatively about anything in public EVER

everything on earth is amazing pepeblessed

[vestal jasper]

Wow it's almost as if I'm trolling Broc lol

[limber knot]

inb4 ban

[waxen panther]

seems that way bro

getting 0 sarcasm vibes from you rn

[vestal jasper]

You never said anything about the criticism being constructive or not

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[limber knot]

well you're not criticizing the person, you're criticizing the product :p

that rule only applies to people

0 sarcasm vibes

cant be sarcasm, there's no /s

ppl ask y i talk like dis

dey b like omg u dum y u dum hur durrr

same ppl with 0 sense of humor

ie nfse fnui WIAgs ikr

r00000d

rewd

[finite wave]

Ew it's robo

[vestal jasper]

You're moving goalposts.

[limber knot]

come over here 2 irc and say dat 2 muh face

[vestal jasper]

I'ma just dip before you move them again

[limber knot]

do it u wont

[waxen panther]

dont wanna catch irc virus 😷

[vestal jasper]

[limber knot]

omg he did

RoboMWM ur dum

shakes his magic 8 ball...

...is RoboMWM dum? Yes.

woah 8ball lag

rigged

?

https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/l9Lq5WIa/image.png

3 second delay

.8 is barty a bot

shakes the magic 8 ball... Yes, definitely

weird

exposed

confirmed, barty is a laggy bot

wasnt on mine

shakes the magic 8 ball... Without a doubt

.8ball is RoboMWM dum?

OH NO

riggwed rigged rigged rigged rigged

my dedi is ded rn, can't even ssh into it :'(

dum yes, dumb no

.8ball is RoboMWM dumb?

[waxen panther]

shakes his magic 8 ball...

...is vic cute? Yes.

[limber knot]

shakes the magic 8 ball... Signs point to yes

but dumcordian, never

[uncut moss]

.8 is irc worse than corona

[limber knot]

rigged rigged

shakes the magic 8 ball... In your dreams

[vestal jasper]

@waxen panther nice 180

[limber knot]

phew

[waxen panther]

still hate you

[finite wave]

shakes magic hamburger

[uncut moss]

it's lying tho

[waxen panther]

talk to me about celery

[merry cave]

does anyone know of any good group events plugins?

[waxen panther]

no one else will except city but he's asleep

[limber knot]

.8ball should dumcord die

shakes the magic 8 ball... Better not tell you now

[vestal jasper]

Celery only tastes good with peanut butter

[uncut moss]

tf is a group event plugin

[limber knot]

good choice

[merry cave]

server needs to mine 1000 diamonds before event is complete

[uncut moss]

.8 is discord better than irc

[merry cave]

etc etc

[limber knot]

shakes the magic 8 ball... You know the answer better than I

[uncut moss]

answer is yes

[limber knot]

my man, irc for life

[vestal jasper]

.8 is chew dum

[limber knot]

shakes the magic 8 ball... My reply is no

phewq

[vestal jasper]

Bot is dum

[limber knot]

glad the 8ball is working

[uncut moss]

yeah bot's lying

[vestal jasper]

.8 is bot dum

[limber knot]

shakes the magic 8 ball... My sources say no

[vestal jasper]

Ok

[limber knot]

.8ball are you lying

[uncut moss]

.8 are you lying

bruh

[limber knot]

shakes the magic 8 ball... In your dreams

shakes the magic 8 ball... You know the answer better than I

[uncut moss]

ugh

[vestal jasper]

We need a new bot

[limber knot]

see? not lying

[waxen panther]

can't wait for people to be using telepathic communication and then the weird people in wood shacks talking to eachother on irc in 50 years

[limber knot]

look at dat, ppl enjoyin an irc bot

[golden gust]

.irc

.chat

[limber knot]

https://xkcd.com/1782/

xkcd: Team Chat

2078: He announces that he's finally making the jump from screen+irssi to tmux+weechat.

[vestal jasper]

xkcd/irc

[limber knot]

(Korobi) xkcd: Team Chat (6 January 2017)

[vestal jasper]

Thanks cat

[uncut moss]

muh irc

[waxen panther]

lol

[limber knot]

irc cant die it's a protocol

shakes his magic 8 ball...

[waxen panther]

who said it'd die

[limber knot]

...can irc die? Signs point to yes.

discord simps

NOBODY DATS Y U SHULD JOIN US

[waxen panther]

[vestal jasper]

.8 is irc already fed?

Ded

[limber knot]

shakes the magic 8 ball... In your dreams

nice mispelling

.8ball are you rigged

shakes the magic 8 ball... Very doubtful

phew

[uncut moss]

ok discord

[limber knot]

man up to no edits, no deletes

[mighty storm]

i am not korobi

[vestal jasper]

.8 are all of your previous answers inverted?

[waxen panther]

we wish

[limber knot]

shakes the magic 8 ball... You may rely on it

[vestal jasper]

Get fucked

[limber knot]

irc has delete/editing now sorry

in draft

that's been there forever

[uncut moss]

all the bots are actually chew

[limber knot]

exposed

[golden gust]

v3 is cool, but, they've been working on it for years

[waxen panther]

omg irc has a feature everything else has had for years in draft

[limber knot]

my logs shall save all

!stats

Uptime: 15 days, 4 hours, 34 minutes, 40 seconds
Message Handling: 5ms / 1ms (mean/median)
Messages from IRC: 13043 (5.774%)
Messages from Discord: 212847 (94.23%)

[golden gust]

That's just down to how webhooks work

[limber knot]

ayy lets go

the image/name come from the most recent usage of the webhook

theyre not stored per webhook message

[uncut moss]

discord 95%, rekt

[vestal jasper]

@waxen panther imagine being behind Skype in features

[limber knot]

threading is prolly somewhat interesting

[waxen panther]

lol

[limber knot]

kinda surprised dumcord didn't take that from slack

discord might be getting threadding soon 😢

[waxen panther]

imagine not having emote

[limber knot]

but then again, dumcord dum and spam and slowmode is the name of the game

[vestal jasper]

Threading?

[limber knot]

there was a new build that supported "Channel type 9: Thread"

[vestal jasper]

[waxen panther]

[limber knot]

this is my load https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/qdmf61Qf/image.png

[merry cave]

so is that a no to server events plugin?

[limber knot]

Teams does threads well, the really emphasize it and keeps chat quite clean

and my desktop https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/2ylXPxhs/image.png

also nice to save meeting chat in it too

i love threading, and i hope discord implements it properly

they wont, but it would be nice if they did

slack threads are still in the background and there's "thread police" and ppl who create a thread to put a thread emote even if they're the next response in that thread

irccloud's slack gateway is basically slack, it's quite nice. typing indicators, reactions, threading, message deleting/editing, it's all there

channel rename support too, all the ircv3 features

[uncut moss]

😦

[tawdry sierra]

.g How to spell north korea

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/09/asia/north-korea-south-korea-communications-intl-hnk/index.html -- North Korea isn't talking to the South anymore. Experts say...: "Jun 10, 2020 ... North Korea has shut off all lines of communication with "enemy" South Korea -- a likely signal that Pyongyang is adopting a more ..."

[tawdry sierra]

Nice.

[unkempt drift]

a few weeks back, didnt DPRK literally blow up the building there were negotiations in?

certainly a statement

[tawdry sierra]

DPRK?

[unkempt drift]

Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea

[tawdry sierra]

🤷‍♂️ prob lol

[unkempt drift]

countries that have Peoples in the name... don't usually have reputations for actually being the Peoples

[tawdry sierra]

😂

In north korea they have a penis fish

Looks disgusting af

[serene bolt]

📊

[limber knot]

line

[serene bolt]

fan art of your server dying

[limber knot]

fix any server https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/r4rvbjCj/image.png

unfixable

[serene bolt]

servers gone forever

LMAO

[limber knot]

and? they deserve higher priority

[serene bolt]

the real way of submitting tickets

[limber knot]

you're complaining about not having another channel?

[serene bolt]

yes and them mail it to them

[limber knot]

./mail send

[serene bolt]

I've dead ass had to write a response in a book before and then put it in their offline inventory so when they logged in they'd see it on their quickbar

[limber knot]

./mail send old_friend hey man whenever you get this i miss when we hung out all the time, here's my twitter if you ever get this: stuff.. mail sent: 5 years ago

[serene bolt]

I'd normally do the book method if I had to destroy their redstone contraption and i wanted to let them know without thinking they got griefed by a player, just by the admin :)

building new continents on a earth server

I call it "New America"

[limber knot]

West America

[serene bolt]

would actually be a cool idea to have a map where there's just splotches of land mass with resources, and then people are free to build their own continents and make their own earth basically

sounds like a lot of work though

[limber knot]

sounds like fun but no one would play

if i made it at least

[serene bolt]

lmao

[zealous wedge]

so hateful barty

[limber knot]

hi z0w0

hi chew

how ru

[uncut moss]

that looks nothing like an actual b2

nor an f117

[minor badge]

@twin lagoon uwu

[limber knot]

tired

hi proxi

i finally got maven central to cooperate

oh fun

hi proxi

how are you proxi

[serene bolt]

hello proxi

[limber knot]

proxi ?? where are you?

she left us 😢

she hiding

[zealous knot]

Bro i want to kill myself

[limber knot]

U good bro?

[zealous knot]

These randoms just started some sort of construction right under my house

Its 3:40 AM

[static pilot]

F

[cosmic raft]

@spare venture link to map?

also, wtf

https://i.imgur.com/OWBlzOF.png

[limber knot]

https://bartyrealms.com/map

oh you missed all the barty's

[prime pawn]

Hai kashike sensai

[zealous wedge]

yeah barty's whole family came by to spam the channel

[limber knot]

it was a barty party

[cosmic raft]

@spare venture ah that's better

https://bartyrealms.com/mapsource/

:p

[limber knot]

oh it's actually earth wtf

[cosmic raft]

interesting

generate the map yourself?

[limber knot]

rip new zealand lol

[cosmic raft]

oh?

[void void]

poor nz

[limber knot]

lmao https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/ZiiYJ9Ih/image.png

[cosmic raft]

ah

[void void]

ok i'm going to claim some land tomorrow

going to take whole estonia under my control there

inb4 barty shuts server down before i could do that

[limber knot]

can I claim monaco

also whats the scale

1:1?

[serene bolt]

1:1

[limber knot]

ah slightly too large

but 1:2 is viable

and?

[serene bolt]

your dynmap loads so fast when im just moving everywhere

[void void]

overviewer with cloudflare & proper configuration works pretty well too

[limber knot]

what does wynncraft use? how it's like at an angle

[void void]

overviewer fork

[limber knot]

yeah i tried overviewer but a 2d map looks best for earth

and the dynamic aspect, people love it

i love when people on discord servers have so many roles it doesnt even fit the page

like why do you have 50 roles

it makes them feel better about themselves

i say that but https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/z7smflJw/image.png

[serene bolt]

3rd party discord client spotted

[limber knot]

thats an irc client

see it says irccloud in the url

liberals = owned

maybe you should answer your own question?

i was muted for praising irc

in general

proud to flex only one ban

only because they were racist tho

I cant modify the hihgest role

only the owner can

and the owner's account has been disabled for 3 weeks

[void void]

yeaaa hence you should always move your guild on an account which you won't use

and which is properly secured

[limber knot]

Yeah, that account wasnt used for months

then one day, bam, disabled

[void void]

tf

[limber knot]

yep welcome to discord

[cosmic raft]

@mighty storm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQhLZS3sLho&t=51s

[limber knot]

embeds still show on irc :p

[cosmic raft]

?

I hide the embed when linking to a specific time, discord ignores that when playing

[limber knot]

ohh ok

so what is this

[cosmic raft]

listen to that

[18:12] chew: yep welcome to discord

as the context

[limber knot]

ohh ok

[magic eagle]

If the paper codebase is friendly enough, I might look into recreating some of my favorite old modpacks... but the question is, what does paper recommend to use for client side modding? Fabric? Forge? What?

[unkempt drift]

none?

[void void]

paper is not really meant for that kind of a modding

[magic eagle]

Ahh okay.

[void void]

if you want to target newer mc versions, look into fabric & its community

[magic eagle]

I'm just asking because paper seems to be the only thing even blinking at using more than a single thread

[vagrant niche]

Paper sux