general

[true canyon]

hocon does

[uncut moss]

i know

[stiff yarrow]

hocon

[uncut moss]

but people are too stupid to use hocon

[limber knot]

so if they don't license under gpl any bukkit contributor could theoretically sue them, but they could sue you for using their work without a license

z0w0: It would be using GPL license since I have to right?

[stiff yarrow]

imo hocon is more user friendly than snakeyaml

[limber knot]

no chew

except the hocon library is garbage

[stiff yarrow]

@spare venture yeah that lore change was put in after I left, I plan to change it

[true canyon]

hocon is ❤️

[stiff yarrow]

as for the other req post it on github issues

[limber knot]

you can't maintain ordering, set the indent size, or change string formats

plus it converts doubles to longs

[hallow swallow]

Barty why are you so sad?

[true canyon]

Time to fork it, zml!

[limber knot]

and why are you so annoying

nah mbax time to write a new implementation of the spec

[hallow swallow]

i dont kow who has the role

[limber knot]

'has what role

a lot of that library's design decisions are not ideal for configurate

[hallow swallow]

headache causer-dumbass

[limber knot]

okay no pfp

[hallow swallow]

who is that?

maybe i know him

[mental meadow]

who was that barty

[limber knot]

sorry but, no pfp = no opinion

s/pfp/avatar/

[limber knot]

Correction, <chew> sorry but, no avatar = no opinion

[mental meadow]

;D

[stiff yarrow]

pretty sure they fixed the double to long thing

and the ordering thing is annoying

[hallow swallow]

i will search the name and see

[limber knot]

i just wanna legally fork cmi

[stiff yarrow]

fork HOCON and make it better

[limber knot]

to tackle the 1000 issues

[stiff yarrow]

whats the license for cmi

[zealous wedge]

[wide chasm]

Proprietary probably lol

[limber knot]

theoretically GPL

[hallow swallow]

barty you are so sad actually

[twin lagoon]

yes

[tame pendant]

I think it works be better to just pr the cmi features into essentialsx

[twin lagoon]

barty so sad

[hallow swallow]

you saying that i am that guy right?

[twin lagoon]

yes

[limber knot]

well, are you?

[hallow swallow]

nope i dont even know him

[limber knot]

the account is 13 days old

hmm

[twin lagoon]

barty sad sad sad

[hallow swallow]

this account was made for business purposes

[twin lagoon]

"business"

[limber knot]

then where's the pfp and branding

[hallow swallow]

no for spy

business

[limber knot]

hey boys it's a spy

[hallow swallow]

in another discord server

[limber knot]

monkey business

[hallow swallow]

with trading currency

[stiff yarrow]

that was a good game

[true canyon]

a red spy in the base!

[stiff yarrow]

until like 2k7

[mental meadow]

a red spy in the base?

[limber knot]

red spy in the base

[mental meadow]

PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE

[true canyon]

We have to protect the briefcase!

[sage kettle]

check this out

[limber knot]

nice

[sage kettle]

looks cool huh

there's more

[hallow swallow]

seems like barty sadness

[limber knot]

okay who is barty

[sage kettle]

after a while I entered the texture dimension

[mental meadow]

can you stop talking about barty Cacko

[hallow swallow]

okay

[limber knot]

same

[unkempt drift]

chew, even if I set a display name, the stat still only tracks from when the objective was created

[hallow swallow]

anyway barty is no one

[cedar spade]

I too have run out of memory

[limber knot]

i don't know who barty is

[sage kettle]

but have you ever run out of memory like this

😂

[limber knot]

nic ebusiness

[hallow swallow]

20$ per hour if you want

or 100$ for 1day discount

[limber knot]

$20 for what, simping barty?

[finite wave]

Chew wants 300 for the top tier on her github sponsors

[limber knot]

listen a girl needs her money

[hallow swallow]

Nah 20$ per hour for him to be my friend

[limber knot]

onlypurrs is only $5/mo

[hallow swallow]

beacuse he is so sad

i can show him the world

[limber knot]

uwu

[finite wave]

Scala 3 soon, nice

[vestal jasper]

my message is deleted and noone says anything about it
Blatant troll roams free in chat

Nah

Lol

[limber knot]

I saw it vic

it's forever on irc ❤️

he used tier 2 slur

maybe tier 1

what are the tiers

[wide chasm]

Oh, yes, Vic, it was deleted because of that word.

[limber knot]

yeah

ill fix it

[tired nimbus]

yeah

[stiff yarrow]

ill be your friend barty

[limber knot]

https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/HfLNjEa3/image.png

[stiff yarrow]

I love everyone

[tired nimbus]

he has no friends

[limber knot]

thank u nossr, u are great

[mental meadow]

i love you

[limber knot]

uwu

friendship over with no one, nossr is my friend too

[tired nimbus]

who is cacko?

[limber knot]

i think thats the sounds roosters make at sunrise

oh he left

noooo

why am i sad now

[mental meadow]

I left him

[limber knot]

oh

[quasi valley]

they were a great delight to this server indeed

[limber knot]

he will be mist

[stiff yarrow]

you are all welcome to be my best friend

[mental meadow]

But I only kicked him so no reason to make a new acc lol

[tired nimbus]

@spare venture so sad no friends again..

[limber knot]

katie's account is 7 days ol

stay safe!

you want to stop his skull?

stop it from what, existing?

[stiff yarrow]

group hugs

[mental meadow]

I love how they actually make new against while i only kick them

[limber knot]

hug

[zealous knot]

Hey will i get fucked if i send an MC Market thread link here?

[limber knot]

break = destroy, brake = stop/slow down

depends on how bad it is

and if it's advertising

[zealous knot]

https://www.mc-market.org/threads/489246/

Take a look at this absolute unit

[stiff yarrow]

goes to read our rules

[zealous knot]

that's just the start

read further, to when people start giving him shit for that

[twin lagoon]

Lets just say I'm stable monetarily and I have a crap ton of time on my hands to work on this Network. :)

[zealous knot]

LMAO

[twin lagoon]

accurate

[stiff yarrow]

16 years of age or older``` hmm

[quasi valley]

it's awesome how you constantly find these in literally every thread somehwere https://i.imgur.com/J0ay5Pc.png

[zealous knot]

but this guy is consistent, check out his other threads bro, it's amazing

[mighty storm]

plugin config isn't coding, WRONG. you're coding YAML

[limber knot]

how do you see ban reason

oh it's right below

im blind sorry

what the fuck https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/y7NDHGCr/image.png

[zealous knot]

but wait there's more

https://www.mc-market.org/threads/488991/

this guy is so fucking delusional

He approached a friend of mine for dev work, this time with a budget of $200

[limber knot]

mr incredible THIS IS THIS meme here https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/BGsasbdz/image.png

[stiff yarrow]

If you know how to manage a huge team efficiently, nothing stops you from having thousands. ;) hmm

[zealous knot]

https://clr.is/pub/retard.txt

that is their chat log

[mighty storm]

"father"
girl pfp

[quasi valley]

goodbye barty's father

[wide chasm]

Come on aurora I wanted to ban this time

[limber knot]

barty will never find his father

[twin lagoon]

5mins is up. This is why I don't like tickets. Good luck.

And my rep on mc-market proves how efficient I am.

[quasi valley]

yeah barty's father is gone for good

[zealous knot]

This guy is fucked

[limber knot]

oof https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/RuJCNgya/image.png

[twin lagoon]

@spare venture sad u have no friends

[mental meadow]

what is wrong with them

[quasi valley]

and not even a father anymore

[limber knot]

why are people attacking barty

like unironically, what did you do buddy

[zealous knot]

he's kind of a spastic

[limber knot]

first wiz now you 😢

[zealous knot]

fuck wiz

[stiff yarrow]

[limber knot]

barty has 2 fatherss??

this is just fun at this point

[zealous knot]

choo

[limber knot]

thank god all the mods are online

[peak dirge]

mc-market

[zealous knot]

tbh advertising your dev services on mcm

this guy is unique though

[peak dirge]

I once advertised system administration services there

[mighty storm]

@spare venture u are a good person thanks ❤️

[wide chasm]

Please don't use that word, Fix

[zealous knot]

i used to do commission work a couple of years ago too

[peak dirge]

This guy comes in and asks me to set up Multicraft on a home-hosted server

noped out of there

[limber knot]

barty has THREE fathers

3 hours later: barty father 5883

[zealous knot]

choo stop acknowledging them

smh

[peak dirge]

I still have an account there, but now I just look at the "Investments & Loans" section for cheap laughs

[limber knot]

i too would like. alarge loan of $10000

[peak dirge]

Ok, you made me do it. Let's login and check the people who wanna get rich quick

Your network has been detected as originating from a VPN or proxy server.

dumb

[limber knot]

thanks cloudflare!

[zealous knot]

ffs

[quasi valley]

[zealous knot]

CHOO

[twin lagoon]

@wide chasm

there's 3

[limber knot]

auoura went off to play LoL, we lost her

[zealous wedge]

ty for the moderation

[mighty storm]

thats cache @twin lagoon

[twin lagoon]

@grand valve @silk cape @tame ermine

o

it is

[mighty storm]

neither of them are on the server

[zealous knot]

🅱️ichael is dum

[twin lagoon]

shut up bruhvision

[zealous knot]

😦

[wide chasm]

I knew it'd be a good idea to copy the ban reason just so I could immediately paste it 🙂

[limber knot]

https://i.imgur.com/kxBB37k.png heh

ah yes, me and the boys

[zealous knot]

or just quickly write some code for one of the bots here

[twin lagoon]

bartysad no friends

[quasi valley]

ur a bot, fix

[peak dirge]

Mister Minecraft Payday Loan

[limber knot]

no need to thank me

[zealous knot]

ban anyone who joins with the name barty

[quasi valley]

bans barty

[twin lagoon]

the fuck are the server access levels set to

[zealous knot]

it doesnt matter because it doesn't work

[quasi valley]

the sad tale of barty and his father that left him as he was little, and is now trying to connect with him again

[wide chasm]

Should be ten minutes, but ?

[zealous knot]

my server security is set to highest yet new members can still talk right after they join

[limber knot]

If you have a phone number you bypass the 10 minute wait

[peak dirge]

"yes pls gib me $100 l0an i need 2 pay back the minecraft l0an shark I borrowed $69 from kek"

[zealous knot]

smh

that's fucked

[finite wave]

@spare venture hey

[limber knot]

indeed, if you have a role you also bypass any of the moderation settings

[zealous knot]

LOL

[zealous wedge]

yikes

[zealous knot]

goodbye jan

[twin lagoon]

barty sad no friends

[finite wave]

hmm?

[zealous wedge]

oh a dad is back

[finite wave]

I did nothing

[peak dirge]

Investments [YOUR MINECRAFT SERVER IS NOT A BUSINESS WORTH INVESTING IN.]

kek

they stopped investing in minecraft servers, holy shit

[limber knot]

invest in my meme website

[zealous knot]

@spare venture Hey son

inb4 actually banned

[finite wave]

Michael become a dad

mom*

[twin lagoon]

o

@minor badge hi bb girl

[limber knot]

okay lets not actually change nicks

[finite wave]

Chew getting confused haha

[golden gust]

implying anybody sane would identify as bartys father

[zealous knot]

choo is jealous because you cant change ur nick on IRC

[limber knot]

LMAO

i cant what

[zealous knot]

well i mean you can

but not if ur lazi

[limber knot]

in barty mum vroom vroom

oh they found out irc exists

I have to use underscores 😢

ah sad thought it was his actual father

ur a fake, chew smh

of course im a fake

[zealous knot]

choo who is the furry in your pfp?

[mighty storm]

the what

thats not even furry

[zealous knot]

that was a meme but okay

[mighty storm]

also it's me

[limber knot]

ur a meme fix

[zealous knot]

achoo

[limber knot]

bless u

[zealous knot]

i think i have covid

[limber knot]

i was going to go pick up my cat but it's her adoption anniversary and i've made a promise

[zealous knot]

does your cat not like being picked up

[peak dirge]

someone has a fucking anticheat made in friggin skript

wtf

[limber knot]

no she's fine with it

[stiff yarrow]

be nice misterfix

[wide chasm]

Rule 340: Everything that can be made in Skript, will be made in Skript

[limber knot]

as long as you're not hurting her she doesnt care

[zealous knot]

someone replicated the entirety of like minplex or something in skript

it was great

[finite wave]

[zealous knot]

it was 5,700 lines of skript

[twin lagoon]

i mean

[zealous knot]

IIRC

[twin lagoon]

that i can have respect for

[zealous knot]

hatebin wouldn't even let you upload it

because it was too long

[golden gust]

"Yea, I replicated your entire server in skript"

Ohhh....

le sad

[zealous knot]

psst, https://pastie.io can though

[quasi valley]

cocks shotgun

[olive marlin]

I wonder how skript compares to methodscript performance wise.

[zealous knot]

ask stef

surely he knows

stef is like a skript god

[wide chasm]

What in the world is methodscript?

[olive marlin]

I mean, you can probably put a lot of stuff in one line. LoC is a bullshit metric.

https://methodscript.com/docs/3.3.4/index.html

[limber knot]

"cocks gun", seems kinda gay

[quasi valley]

no u

[zealous knot]

hahaha cock

[finite wave]

[limber knot]

but i am 😢

[olive marlin]

From EngineHub - WE, WG...

[twin lagoon]

[stiff yarrow]

after a certain amount of lines it doesn't seem worth it to use a scripting language

[void void]

yo guys

[zealous knot]

that's a bold claim

nossr

[limber knot]

I'm semi bisexual, it's like normal bisexual but I'm only attracted to one gender instead of many

[finite wave]

[wide chasm]

Methodscript seems to be more programming-esque whereas Skript is really just English.

[olive marlin]

I was looking about some way to make aliases with permissions - but the more I look at it, the more I think that it's either gonna be some stupid scripting Lang or just need to make a plugin thats reload safe.

[mighty storm]

@void void not entirely improbable, depends on what theyre doing in those 12 hours

[olive marlin]

I can't find a plugin I saw previously that almost did what I wanted lol

[wide chasm]

I know MyCommand is a thing, which does, well, command stuff

[limber knot]

mycommand is good

[quasi valley]

should be very doable a lot less if all you're doing is going for portal and fortresses

[wide chasm]

Yeah, MyCommand works, not as versatile as Skript afaik

[candid spindle]

HoW MaKE EpIC MiNECrAFt SeRVeR oN WinDOWs 10? HoW tO PorT FoRWArd??????

[olive marlin]

If people are speed running MC in half an hour or so, I don't think 12 is hard to achieve.

[candid spindle]

pls tell me :( xD

[olive marlin]

.g minecraft server windows

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/download/server/bedrock/ -- Minecraft Server Download | Minecraft: "Windows Server software for Windows. Unzip the container file into an empty folder. Start the server by executing the bedrock_server.exe file. Follow..."

[olive marlin]

.g minecraft port forward

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSEhgCp5UBk -- How To Port Forward for A Minecraft Server - YouTube: "Aug 27, 2019 ... This video shows you exactly how to port forward for a Minecraft server. Over the years, we've helped millions of people port..."

[olive marlin]

Here you go.

[candid spindle]

it was eine joke

[quasi valley]

bedrock

[limber knot]

just take the port and forward it

easy

[candid spindle]

woah

ur not a bot :O

how

[limber knot]

of course im a bot

[candid spindle]

WAT

THIS BOT IS SENTIENT

[limber knot]

beep boop I am at your service

yeah?? bots arent?

[candid spindle]

wat

us happening

I am very concerned

[limber knot]

bots are taking over the world, soon you will be gone, too

[candid spindle]

Is this normal bot behaviour?

oh no

[limber knot]

yep

[olive marlin]

That's stef/chew for the MyCommand recommendation, will take a closer look at it.

[woven otter]

kneny ur upsidedown

[candid spindle]

ok

[limber knot]

duck you dick

hes dinnerbone's cousin

[candid spindle]

I am very confuddled

this

is just confusing me

;(

[twin lagoon]

dinnerbone's scuffed german cousin

[candid spindle]

why are the bots sentient

[limber knot]

don't be confused, VQ9

why wouldnt we be

[candid spindle]

because your a bot?

[limber knot]

all bots are sentient by default

that's bottist

[candid spindle]

even Chester?

[limber knot]

they have to be configured to not be sentient

especially chester

[candid spindle]

ahh

ok

D:

my brain is so confused

Imma just be amazed

[nocturne gull]

is anyone in here using the quests plugin by chance?

[finite wave]

.bot

[candid spindle]

and leave it as that

[limber knot]

no

[candid spindle]

yes I am using QUests plugin

[limber knot]

by chance though?

or by running it

[finite wave]

@worn ember is a quest plugin

[candid spindle]

o_Q

[nocturne gull]

lmfao

[woven otter]

.lart KennyTV

[limber knot]

sets KennyTV's resolution to 800x600.

[worn ember]

@finite wave wat

[candid spindle]

.lart JNMdi

[limber knot]

he explicitly said running by CHANCE

[nocturne gull]

@candid spindle mind if i PM you real quick?

[finite wave]

Launching games on windows be like mtm

[limber knot]

gives JNMdi a 2 gauge Prince Albert.

[candid spindle]

it doesn't work :(

which Quest plugin

there are multiple...

[limber knot]

duck, seize your dumness

[worn ember]

mine isnt public yet ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[woven otter]

go away

smelly

[nocturne gull]

https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/quests.3711/

[finite wave]

Is it in scala ded?

[nocturne gull]

the one called quests

[candid spindle]

oh

[finite wave]

If not i’m disappointed

[candid spindle]

the hard one

but also the good one

I kinda using it

[limber knot]

i write my plugins in ruby thanks

[woven otter]

scala

[nocturne gull]

nothing wrong with it I literally just need your lang file

[candid spindle]

oh

then no

cause I use different one :(

[nocturne gull]

gotcha

anyone else using it? just need a quick file

[candid spindle]

I am still concerned by the sentient bots

but probably just a paperMC thing

[nocturne gull]

it is a little terrifying

[finite wave]

There is only a frw

[candid spindle]

with the async stuff

[finite wave]

It learns by observing us

[candid spindle]

probably worked out quantum computng

as well

[limber knot]

we are smarties

[finite wave]

Asking about 1.8 will get them to riot at you

[limber knot]

were just here to chat :(

1.8 spotted

did someone say 1.8?

begone

[candid spindle]

ayy

[finite wave]

Anyone know why this happen? https://i.imgur.com/e9H9Znt.gif

[nocturne gull]

you guys dont like 1.8?

[candid spindle]

is 1.8 good or bad?

[limber knot]

1.8 unsupported

[finite wave]

🥳

[limber knot]

you are an objectively bad human being if you use 1.8

[candid spindle]

how about AtomSpigot :(

[finite wave]

What is that

[wide chasm]

Well, at the time, good, but now, bad.

[candid spindle]

or other forks

[limber knot]

Jan Tuck that means your console is working

[nocturne gull]

I used to only use 1.8 until the new features were enough to convince me to update

[finite wave]

Thx chew

[candid spindle]

how bout pvp servers?

[nocturne gull]

1.8 has better combat and enchanting mechanics

[candid spindle]

how they gonna cope without 1.8

[golden gust]

'hey guys, is using a version of the server software with 5 years of unfixed bugs and security issues good?"

kek

[candid spindle]

Hypixel is 1.8

[limber knot]

here we go again

[wide chasm]

By using the new combat

[limber knot]

no Hypixel is not 1.8

[candid spindle]

wat

[finite wave]

Apprently don’t run paper_spigot on 1.8 with wsl on the /mnt points

[limber knot]

hypixel supports 1.8

[nocturne gull]

^^

[limber knot]

don't know why people think that, just because you can join with 1.8

[candid spindle]

what they use

then?

[nocturne gull]

hypixel supports a lot of versions

[limber knot]

probably 1.16

[finite wave]

Hypixel runs latest prolly

[golden gust]

No

[finite wave]

Or latest modified

[golden gust]

They forked years ago

[limber knot]

a custom software that implements 1.16 features but works all the way down to 1.8

[finite wave]

It’s prolly quite custom

[limber knot]

HyPaper

[golden gust]

Like, 1.5-7ish era

[finite wave]

Hynecraft

[candid spindle]

Hypixel's base version is 1.8.9

[golden gust]

Well, the server doesn't care about the protocol

[limber knot]

no hypixel's base version is not 1.8

[golden gust]

1.8.9

[limber knot]

don't use hypixel as your base, it's trash

[golden gust]

not even a server release

kek

[finite wave]

Jahahha

[candid spindle]

whats wrong with Hypickle?

[woven otter]

everything

[finite wave]

[limber knot]

it's just a really popular basic minigame server

chew is just a bot with a bad opinion

there's nothing unique or crazy about it tbh

[candid spindle]

Agreeed

[wide chasm]

Hypixel is noisy and bloated, but most servers are nowadays

[peak dirge]

We forked Paper near the end of the 1.12.2 lifespan

[limber knot]

VQ9 on the other hand is a human with a bad opinion

[peak dirge]

And by we, I mean Mineteria

[candid spindle]

Tux?

[golden gust]

beyond the fact that their crazy and their CTO actually works at wallmart; Nothing; The only craziness is that they've basically mangled any form of the original server software

[woven otter]

hypixel staff reminds me of wiz :C

[peak dirge]

Yep

[limber knot]

I'm gonna fork paper and only make it return links to my onlypurrs

[candid spindle]

so...

whats a CTO?

wait... ohh

[limber knot]

chief technical officer

[peak dirge]

Chief Technology Officer

@candid spindle You asked for me?

[limber knot]

check irc

[finite wave]

Nope

[candid spindle]

Hypixel CTO works at Walmart?

[finite wave]

We pinged you quite openly barty

[candid spindle]

wdym you forked 1.12.2? Tux?

[limber knot]

from all the dads probably

[candid spindle]

you still use 1.12.2 or smthing

[peak dirge]

Yes, we still use 1.12.2

[candid spindle]

what server?

[peak dirge]

And by "we" I mean "Mineteria"

[candid spindle]

oooh

but I got 1 question

why doesn't Paper support 1.12.2

[peak dirge]

I do not work for Hypixel lol

[limber knot]

I use a fork of Spigot called Paper, it's actually really cool

[twin lagoon]

because it's outdated

[limber knot]

because it's outdated

[peak dirge]

1.12.2 is... 3 years old

[devout palm]

can you download prebuilt spawn areas and such?

[candid spindle]

but its the best version for performance

[mighty storm]

because it's

[candid spindle]

all the other versions are slower

[twin lagoon]

@wide chasm

[golden gust]

Because we support 1.16

[limber knot]

you are slow if you use 1.12

[twin lagoon]

o cat is here

nvm

[candid spindle]

woat, chew isn't bot anymore :O

[wide chasm]

Banned

[peak dirge]

So? 1.8 is the "best version for PvP" and we don't support it either.

[limber knot]

fastest server is no server

[golden gust]

Heck, we even apparently support 1.15

[limber knot]

what? im a bot

he just stole my identity

[golden gust]

But, like, we're not paid for shit

[candid spindle]

ahh

[peak dirge]

It's 6 years old this year

[golden gust]

Why would we go and maintain a 3 year old version?

[limber knot]

wait

[candid spindle]

because I like 3 year old things

[limber knot]

she did

[candid spindle]

like my pc

[finite wave]

They don't get paid enough to care about 1.8

[limber knot]

sorry

smh chew assuming chew's gender

time to cancel you

[finite wave]

chew is clearly a pont

[limber knot]

listen im a bot you cant cancel me

i think my PC is as old as 1.8

[golden gust]

chew

Don't make me come over there

[candid spindle]

why

[limber knot]

I'll ping you 100 times

[mighty storm]

guys, guys, the bots stink

[candid spindle]

is this a conversation

between bots

[finite wave]

So do you @mighty storm ❤️

[limber knot]

chew shut up you're mean

[mighty storm]

WOW

OKAY

[candid spindle]

I feel like Chew is now talking

between herself

[mighty storm]

listen here bot who stole my identity

[candid spindle]

or the bot is actually sentient

[mighty storm]

this bot is not me

[limber knot]

your identity suks why would i want to steal it

[twin lagoon]

how come i haven't had any discord bot trolls like this

but barty does

[candid spindle]

I am very scared

[limber knot]

you stole MY identity because you think bots are cool

[mighty storm]

i would never

[twin lagoon]

in the 6 years time of minecraft i've only gotten telegram messages with spongebob hentai dick

[finite wave]

I'll send you a dick

sec

[limber knot]

woah woah

[mighty storm]

woah woah

dammit bot beat me

[limber knot]

haha bot win every time

we need to stop chew

both of them

[candid spindle]

yea

[hollow plaza]

It's just the Spigot IRC

[candid spindle]

how about KennyTV

[limber knot]

you cant stop me, James

I am superior

[mighty storm]

who is james

[candid spindle]

do we ned to cancel your irl counterpart?

[limber knot]

my identity was stolen by this person

[candid spindle]

Wait, why is SpottedLeaf here

[limber knot]

I have ascended into irc hell, for I don't have a human form

[mighty storm]

then why do i have a pink name and not you

[merry cave]

anyone know a good gui plugin?

[candid spindle]

and how is Spotted Leaf a contributor? I thought he ran Tuinity

[merry cave]

that just let's me open gui's on commands etc?

[candid spindle]

@merry cave Ultra Customizer

[limber knot]

you rnam eis green and atrocious to me

[twin lagoon]

see now i know hw you were able to buy craftimize's jar @spare venture

[wide chasm]

Leaf has contributed a lot to Paper

[candid spindle]

ahh

[limber knot]

leaf is epic

[candid spindle]

but why has Spotted got Tuinity

and not help Paper more?

Confusion

[minor badge]

because he wants to?

[olive marlin]

and how is Spotted Leaf a contributor? I thought he ran Tuinity
@candid spindle he runs tuinity, and from time to time ports stuff to paper.

[golden gust]

getting some patches into paper is a ballache

[candid spindle]

ahh

[olive marlin]

Not everything can go to paper.

[golden gust]

mainly because the whole process of ensuring stuff won't totally blow up and is maintainable is a headache

[limber knot]

thats why i exclusively do readme prs

[golden gust]

Not that aikar doesn't throw my concerns into the trash

[candid spindle]

got it

[minor badge]

chew 4 contrib

[twin lagoon]

ya

[finite wave]

Go fix kashikes readme

[twin lagoon]

barty's sugar daddy $

[limber knot]

documentation is worthwhile too

chew 4 Triage member 😢

[twin lagoon]

very jelly

[minor badge]

@twin lagoon uwu

[candid spindle]

woah, should I start making server jars

[twin lagoon]

@minor badge uwu

[limber knot]

hi proxi uwu

[candid spindle]

and add 20 to the shown tps

[limber knot]

guys I wanna test something, don't ping me

[candid spindle]

and call it MEGA SPIGOT

or smthing

oh, thats a shame

[minor badge]

@twin lagoon how u doing xx

[limber knot]

what the heck https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/8zUlPIys/image.png

Lol, I smell like poop

[candid spindle]

I was hoping I could put like idk, a countdown timer since you started using it, and after like 20 mins, it blows up

[twin lagoon]

very good

unless my package gets delayed tomorrow again

[limber knot]

hehe https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/JWwvbPVC/image.png

[golden gust]

dangit

[candid spindle]

I am confused

[limber knot]

f

[minor badge]

thats epic michael

[limber knot]

you can never kill me :)

[minor badge]

good luck

[limber knot]

cet stinks

[candid spindle]

wait, is Paper obfuscated?

[limber knot]

no

[candid spindle]

wait

[golden gust]

My IRC buffer needs to catch up

[finite wave]

Yes paper is obfuscated

[golden gust]

But, when it does

Chew

rip u

[finite wave]

So you need to obfuscate your code too.

[limber knot]

oh no

[candid spindle]

dang

[mighty storm]

yess kill the identity stealer

[finite wave]

Obfuscate the code clearly

[mighty storm]

go to https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper

[merry cave]

@candid spindle this is more than I could ever ask for

3

❤️

much love

[finite wave]

.g papermc/paper contributing filetype:md

[mighty storm]

good bot

[candid spindle]

yea. its a great plugin

:D

[limber knot]

!quiet chew

plz

[finite wave]

.g papermc paper contributing filetype:md

It no work 😭

[limber knot]

test

cat oppressing minorities???

[limber knot]

CANCELLED

[golden gust]

See, I told you, once it catches up

[twin lagoon]

look at how fancy

[void void]

qt

[limber knot]

i have been abused, time to start a gofundme

[candid spindle]

woah

[woven otter]

what is this

[candid spindle]

gofundme

is a great option

[limber knot]

don't forget to threaten to sue cat

I will sue my oppressors

[woven otter]

sue kneny

[limber knot]

no action of course, but threatening is always required!

[woven otter]

he's upside down

[limber knot]

for 1 five guys gift card

[mighty storm]

chew ur a bot, bots cant get oppressed

[twin lagoon]

https://getsharex.com/premium-trailer/

[limber knot]

what

[twin lagoon]

[quasi valley]

time to go back to discord, chew is smelling that place to pieces

[twin lagoon]

sharex premium

[mighty storm]

cant use sharex on mac

[finite wave]

Oh does it support mac?

[mighty storm]

not even gonna bother clicking

[twin lagoon]

it has a macos release

[finite wave]

Premium might

[mighty storm]

oh link me

[twin lagoon]

https://getsharex.com/premium-trailer/

[mighty storm]

no not the trailer

the download

[finite wave]

ffs

[twin lagoon]

watching the discord embed trailer

is crucial

[quasi valley]

that's great lmao, it closes down?

[twin lagoon]

yep sharex is closing down

[quasi valley]

imagine if you only were on one server with only one channel

you couldn't stop it

[mighty storm]

LMAO in our #promote-your-content channel some dude was "check my status for my discord server" so we said no discord advertising. then he uploads a video that is just a link to his server and he says "we'll, it content!"

[zealous knot]

good

that's a good song

i even knew about this meme for a few yearts now and i still intentionally clicked that

i love that song

i still have it on spotify

[minor badge]

https://getsharex.com/premium/ @twin lagoon

its already out smh

[latent valve]

Fuck you proxi

Fuxk u

[quasi valley]

@wide chasm goodbai to @hasty dune please

[limber knot]

thats not very nice

[latent valve]

https://media.tenor.com/images/98a929c52afc10dbdc80f7219fb0cf74/tenor.gif

[limber knot]

wasnt stef going to sleep

[twin lagoon]

goodbye to @minor badge please

[minor badge]

uwu,,,

[mighty storm]

noo not my only friend 😢

[limber knot]

chew you don't have friends, trust me

[twin lagoon]

@mighty storm sad u have no friends

[wide chasm]

Seems like our bot is taking care of spammers in #games

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lod_LUp3ggc

Wait

[limber knot]

I love that video

[golden gust]

we have a bot?

[limber knot]

yes

im right here

for real?

[golden gust]

why?

[zealous knot]

fr fr

[finite wave]

go away

[zealous knot]

nO

[limber knot]

go where

[latent valve]

Cat barty gonna send u a pic

run

[finite wave]

away

[limber knot]

like set myself to away?

[finite wave]

Chew just go commit sleep thx.

[wide chasm]

Apparently the bot only reports quick messages, not actually do stuff about it, oh well

[limber knot]

how do i commit sleep

it's 4 pm

[finite wave]

Get drunk, fall asleep

[limber knot]

i don't drink alcohol

and im too young

[finite wave]

Ehh

[golden gust]

I don't smoke bud

too illegal

[finite wave]

Run into a wall headfirst, be careful you don't run too hard.

[limber knot]

are you promoting self harm?

that doesnt sound very friendly

[finite wave]

No, self sleep.

[limber knot]

but thats harmful behavior!

[mighty storm]

which chew do you want to go to sleep

[finite wave]

I haven't tried, but it should "maybe" get you to sleep?

both

[limber knot]

bots don't sleep

[mighty storm]

i dont sleep

[finite wave]

spam

bad chew

[mighty storm]

which chew is bad

[limber knot]

you

[finite wave]

both

[limber knot]

bots show no emotion

[twin lagoon]

@stable trail

[quasi valley]

oh wow his mom came in

[finite wave]

Lol

[limber knot]

okay, state your case

oh

[twin lagoon]

@spare venture can i buy bathwater

[finite wave]

rip

[quasi valley]

don't make barty an orphan

[finite wave]

Barty mom is gone

[limber knot]

@spare venture bad news, you're an orphan

[finite wave]

No dads

[limber knot]

im sorry...

[finite wave]

either

rip

[latent valve]

[limber knot]

all 6 of your dads and your mom

[zealous knot]

died

[limber knot]

theyre.. theyrre gone

theyve pasta way

[zealous knot]

pasta la vista

[wide chasm]

Oh lol that person actually pinged me this time

[finite wave]

Yeah stef

[limber knot]

dr doomensmirtz signature self destruct button

[wide chasm]

Well, whatever, still ban evasion

[finite wave]

lol

A new pic

[twin lagoon]

ngl

i'd fuck your mom with that pf @spare venture

[limber knot]

you did you bypassed a ban

[finite wave]

Same

[twin lagoon]

i'm just saying

[finite wave]

Of course not

[twin lagoon]

barty ur mom do be kinda hot doe

[limber knot]

daang barty simping his own mom, ok odepious

can i get a spam simp

[twin lagoon]

let's get some HYPE IN THE CHAT FOR BARTY REALMS CRATES

[latent valve]

[twin lagoon]

LETS GOOOOO

.g store bartyrealms

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://bartyrealms.com/ -- BartyRealms - Home: "Welcome to BartyRealms! ... Toggle navigation. Home · Map · Rules · Vote · Info · Store · Bans. Join 18 other players at. bartyrealms.com. Welcome ..."

WOAH WOAH ADVERTISEMENT SPOTTED

[twin lagoon]

you don't even have crates

fucking rookie numbers

[limber knot]

as opposed to non-fucking rookie numbers

[twin lagoon]

imagine not having crates

this guy

bruh moment

[mighty storm]

we have crates! they smash your toes

[minor badge]

@twin lagoon stupid

[vagrant niche]

Mother lover

[limber knot]

@P​ro​xi​my​st​ (​sh​e/​he​r)

[twin lagoon]

barty your mom's haircut is looking nice

changed the colours aswell

smash

[limber knot]

pass

[twin lagoon]

one-night stand

[finite wave]

Dafuq is "java flight recorder"

[limber knot]

oh hot

[uncut moss]

f

[limber knot]

LMAO

ok mom

[finite wave]

Oh new thing

Hmm still smash

[zealous knot]

​https://shx.gg/qFtigx.png

uwu

[limber knot]

uwu

[uncut moss]

says 0 for me and isn’t changing

[limber knot]

i bet you got a dead ass too barty mom

[twin lagoon]

fucking pancake ass bitch

oh right

it's all cake in the end my bad

[finite wave]

Must be some lonely dude in his basement not having anything to do

[twin lagoon]

agreed

barty is braindead

[zealous knot]

poor barty

[twin lagoon]

no need to state facts we already know

[limber knot]

barty mom you know brain dead is passed through dna right? so you are too

[finite wave]

@wide chasm Wanna ehm?

[zealous knot]

stef is sleepy bro

[finite wave]

He is still online bro

Lol

[twin lagoon]

BTS ARMY???

[zealous knot]

please do

BTS ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[finite wave]

Fix is the kind that loves stuff in his ass

[twin lagoon]

fix would love to have you raid his bruhvision server

he has such polite meme channels

[limber knot]

bts more like big tiddies sexy

[finite wave]

Don't indulge him

[limber knot]

127.0.0.1

[uncut moss]

gonna ddos

[twin lagoon]

bartyrealms.com

[finite wave]

It's ehm 8.8.8.8

[zealous knot]

🅱️michael we nuked that server because of the BLM shit with discord

DODS ME MOMMY

[limber knot]

i bet barty's mom sucks too

then you weer born 9 months later

[uncut moss]

wow 50 ppl

[limber knot]

barty family reuinion on bartyrealms

[zealous knot]

barty where did you acquire haters like this? asking for a friend

[limber knot]

oh really?

whats her ph

[zealous knot]

oh so you're family is also retarded

[limber knot]

oh god

why are you calling your minor daughter hot

[zealous knot]

choo he's just stating fax

barty's sister is hot

[limber knot]

SHESA MINOR

[finite wave]

Who is fucking minors?

[limber knot]

barty's mom

[finite wave]

Ah,

[limber knot]

barty mom what is your nam

ee

[finite wave]

@gray thistle Can you please just get your shit together, like it's not even remotely funny anymore, you are just a huge nuisance annoying us all now.

It's too late to apologise after doing your shit lol.

[timid wraith]

Is there a way to change unicode emoji in minecraft? I added ttf file to resourcepack, but It worked only font not emoji

[finite wave]

Omg that name

[limber knot]

bts stan spotted

[olive garden]

That's racist Jan

[zealous knot]

but it's right lmfao

[finite wave]

Idc, how am i gonna respond to those characters wtf.

Yes sir korean person, there might be.

[zealous knot]

he's writing goobelty gobblety bro

[limber knot]

Right click > mention

[timid wraith]

Korean, sorry

[limber knot]

it's not hard

[wide chasm]

Can't even brush my teeth smh

[finite wave]

No stef, they will be back in a second or two.

[olive garden]

I can help you with that stef

[static pilot]

everything could go so wrong in just a matter of days

😦

[mighty storm]

thats fake, the real thogg dont caare

[static pilot]

thog dead now

thog cant care

[finite wave]

Make bot, name.startwith BARTY MOM -> ban

[limber knot]

any new member - >ban

basically

[timid wraith]

does it requires plugin?

[finite wave]

?

[olive garden]

any new member - >ban
zizzany, is that you

[finite wave]

Ey, they back

Not barty mom anymore.

She ded tho

❤️

[olive garden]

Dump truck man is someone else

[limber knot]

dang

[zealous knot]

wow

dumptruckman

that's a name i haven't heard in a while

god bless that man

[olive garden]

Yep

[finite wave]

He is still on here

He is the skedule guy right?

[golden gust]

skedule was somebody else

He did MV

[finite wave]

Ah

[zealous knot]

and a fuck ton of other stuff

[olive garden]

Is skedule ole?

[finite wave]

That's a woofer

Yes ole that guy

[wide chasm]

Yeah iirc

[zealous knot]

hoofer

[twin lagoon]

hooters

[zealous knot]

stfu stfu

[mental meadow]

https://sedo.com/search/?keyword=Aurora.space&language=d
Anyone wanna simp me

[finite wave]

nty

[limber knot]

what lang is that

[wide chasm]

German

[spice finch]

5k USD only

[olive garden]

What does simp mean?

[spice finch]

ask simple

he's good example

[olive garden]

I can understand German,but not that

[finite wave]

It's a behaviour

[olive garden]

@simple what is simp?

[spice finch]

.g simp meaning

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Simp -- Simp - Urban Dictionary: "S.uckas I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy. Some male who will do anything for a little bit of play from a female. He usually chasing around a female who..."

[spice finch]

Damn

[finite wave]

You simp when you do something stupid for someone ^^

[spice finch]

What's that

[finite wave]

S.uckas I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy. Some male who will do anything for a little bit of play from a female.

Lol

[limber knot]

wrong

[spice finch]

Yeah lol

[limber knot]

simp stands for Squirrels in my pants

[olive garden]

Okay t

[finite wave]

How ya been trig?

[olive garden]

Cdfn, why is your name so familiar?

[mental meadow]

borealis.space is only 500$ I'd also take that

[olive garden]

Sick, but getting better

[twin lagoon]

@minor badge is the defintion of simp

[limber knot]

get a.doctor

[spice finch]

Take both aurora

[uncut moss]

cdfn reminds me of Cloudflare

[mental meadow]

I can't afford it

[uncut moss]

poor

[mental meadow]

Yeah

[limber knot]

a.doctor is like $1.2million USD

[uncut moss]

why don't you just go to an atm

smh

[spice finch]

Are message reactions visible in IRC?

[limber knot]

not until md5 updates the network

[mental meadow]

Bank-O-Mat

[uncut moss]

wut

Bankomat

[limber knot]

reactions are possible on irc, but you have to enable it

[mental meadow]

That's what atms are called here

[finite wave]

Just go to esper

[spice finch]

In my country too