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uncut moss
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press the button

vestal jasper
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Fuck you John

limber knotBOT
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bro why is everyone hating on john

vestal jasper
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John sucks dude

void void
potent fossil
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John is a stupid name

void void
tired heath
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Okay, I try to support you fucking myself, can you visit anydesk or teamviewer for me, so I can help you with it?

limber knotBOT
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sweepy wasnt having it

vestal jasper
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See? John's a scamming cunt v

potent fossil
uncut moss
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now john shall commit black salami

serene bolt
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lets open up event viewer and look at all those errors!

limber knotBOT
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whats your ethnicity John

carmine shell
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the bots get stranger

limber knotBOT
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run its sweepy

void void
limber knotBOT
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!stats

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Uptime: 13 days, 6 hours, 5 minutes, 2 seconds
Message Handling: 5ms / 1ms (mean/median)
Messages from IRC: 10648 (5.071%)
Messages from Discord: 199331 (94.93%)

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YES 5%

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bots rise up we're past 5%

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shakes his magic 8 ball...

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...will the bots hit 10%? As I see it, yes.

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we raising that percentage

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THE 8 BALL IS WITH US

potent fossil
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oh fuck i can't go in irc because i haven't finished setting up traefik

limber knotBOT
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irc only wen

void void
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Will your parents ever love you

limber knotBOT
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we passed 10k before discord hit 200k

vestal jasper
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.8ball is Barty's server p2w?

limber knotBOT
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shakes the magic 8 ball... Don't count on it

void void
vestal jasper
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Fuck

limber knotBOT
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can't be pay2win if there's no winning

vestal jasper
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.8ball do bots suck

limber knotBOT
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shakes the magic 8 ball... Cannot predict now

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.8ball will barty ever win

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shakes the magic 8 ball... Signs point to yes

vestal jasper
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.8ball do bots suck

limber knotBOT
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.8ball a number line

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shakes the magic 8 ball... As I see it, yes

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shakes the magic 8 ball... Naturally

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lmfao

potent fossil
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botspammers

limber knotBOT
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shakes his magic 8 ball...

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...is vic a thief? Ask again later.

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shakes his magic 8 ball...

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...is vic a thief? As I see it, yes.

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what

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some of us like formatting barty

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colors!

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some of us are too lazy and sending it as a /me is fine

vestal jasper
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Some of us like non p2# servers Barty

limber knotBOT
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ok thief

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ah yes, pay to pound servers

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pound my server please

vestal jasper
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I literally credited you fuck off

limber knotBOT
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wait

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not lewd i swear

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aw that's so nice of you

vestal jasper
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At least I did the thing Mr "I have exams"

limber knotBOT
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<3

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i am not becoming a lewd bot again

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sends chew to horny jail

void void
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.8ball will Barty pound chews server

limber knotBOT
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shakes the magic 8 ball... Outlook not so good

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wtf

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Outlook is good

void void
limber knotBOT
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I prefer Spark

void void
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Tough luck bud

limber knotBOT
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.8ball will barty pound me

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shakes the magic 8 ball... In your dreams

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of course

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wairt

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fuck

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im not lewd

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jesus christ

vestal jasper
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.8ball will irc ever hit 10%

void void
limber knotBOT
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shakes the magic 8 ball... It is certain

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heck yeah

vestal jasper
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Gg guys it's over

limber knotBOT
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vic we just asked that

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dummy

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join us

vestal jasper
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Blocked

limber knotBOT
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yes vic

uncut moss
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.8ball are bots retarded

limber knotBOT
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join us

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shakes the magic 8 ball... Better not tell you now

uncut moss
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fuck off

limber knotBOT
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lool

carmine shell
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do the bots know they are only talking to bots?

vestal jasper
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Gimme a good irc client for Android

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Go

limber knotBOT
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.8ball am i cute

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shakes the magic 8 ball... Very doubtful

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WHAT

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shakes his magic 8 ball...

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...am i cute? Cannot predict now.

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hm

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good and android don't go very well together

vestal jasper
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Ok iOS simp

limber knotBOT
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.8ball will discord shut down soon

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shakes the magic 8 ball... My sources say no

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dammit

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i love the implication that I like ios

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oh sounds like the 8ball is broken, chew is 100% cute

uncut moss
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.8ball does ios suck

limber knotBOT
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shakes his magic 8 ball...

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...is irc better than discord? My reply is no.

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yeah its broken

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shakes the magic 8 ball... One would be wise to think so

uncut moss
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rekt

limber knotBOT
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yeah very broken

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.8ball is 8ball broken

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shakes the magic 8 ball... It is decidedly so

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see?

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i dont like how xD's 8ball doesn't include the question in the shake

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just need to give it a rest

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makes it harder to spot the actual question

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yeah but if the 8ball is broken how can we trust its response to it being broken

uncut moss
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probably designed for the bot to not take 5 seconds lol

limber knotBOT
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gonna run an irc selfbot

vestal jasper
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zOwO: this statement is false

limber knotBOT
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the 8 ball breaks when you use it too much

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z0w0*

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just gotta let it cool off

vestal jasper
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z0w0: this statment is false

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Ree

limber knotBOT
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discord people cant see notices lol

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so we can talk privately

uncut moss
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i can see ur notice

limber knotBOT
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that pinged me

carmine shell
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do the bots spam

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ever

limber knotBOT
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no we'd get banned

uncut moss
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the bots all have an iq below 25

limber knotBOT
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irc is moderated too

carmine shell
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lol

limber knotBOT
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no we just have one brain cell we share

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on a 20 scale? yeah

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peppis is just jealous that he isn't a bot

vestal jasper
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That's more than @static badge has

limber knotBOT
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because discord users cant count past 20 mm

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and he's on an inferior platform

carmine shell
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i want to add these bots to my server

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to troll people

limber knotBOT
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no

uncut moss
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do it

limber knotBOT
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we will not be added

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we are not your slave

carmine shell
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but their webhooks

limber knotBOT
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we are free bots

vestal jasper
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They're

limber knotBOT
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we are not web-hooked to you

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you will not take my freedom!

carmine shell
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they are webhooks

limber knotBOT
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guys bad news, i have ligma

uncut moss
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u deserve it

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because ur a bot

carmine shell
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i just want to expand their playing area

limber knotBOT
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we have plenty of playing area

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ligma what?

carmine shell
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🤔

limber knotBOT
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#paper-help #paper-dev #waterfall-help #waterfall-dev

uncut moss
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ligma popsicle

limber knotBOT
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#spigot is also a channel

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the bad place

carmine shell
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who made the bots

limber knotBOT
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no sorry peppis that's only for premium subscribers

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sorry #waterfall not #waterfall-help

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we don't go there

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we have infinite playing areas

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we were not made, we simply came into existance

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existence*

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weve been here longer than discord's been around

carmine shell
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🤔

limber knotBOT
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discord sucks

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let's be honest

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can confirm

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discord is garbage

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I stopped paying for nitro this month

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it's not very good

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they will never get another dime from me

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but animated custom emoji

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maybe if I used any of your projects

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i've already supported open source projects too much lately

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well today's the day to start

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they don't look like anything I need

vestal jasper
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Barty you ever try fabric? I got a mod I think you'd enjoy :)

serene bolt
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I want to make gunpowder? can your mod do that?

limber knotBOT
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lol

vestal jasper
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Original idea btw never been done before

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Yes it can!

serene bolt
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Wow! :O

limber knotBOT
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vic just loves stealing ideas

vestal jasper
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It even adds block versions of the two newly added ores and dusts!

carmine shell
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like a sugar block?

vestal jasper
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No wtf that'd be ridiculous

kindred storm
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Puremin0rez - if I am banned from SpigotMC discord, but not Spigot forums and definitely not the Spigot universe of things, am I banned from the Spigot IRC?

vestal jasper
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Wtf did you do

kindred storm
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Maybe I should ask on Spigot 🤔

vestal jasper
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Praise paper in front of md5?

kindred storm
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No, I didn't do anything wrong, seriously.

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I just attracted too much attention.

serene bolt
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I don't think so A248 but if you cause trouble there obviously you probably will be

limber knotBOT
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wow it worked

vestal jasper
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Fun fact pure I've been instakicked from spigot discord before for defending paper against a factually incorrect statement

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Wonderful server

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5/7

limber knotBOT
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how do you get banned from spigot discord

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I forgot how sophisticated I actually made this

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we literally had a witch hunt in there and no one got banned

kindred storm
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I'm not going to cause trouble, I was just wondering because I was thinking of getting IRC but I noticed it's the same IRC as Spigot has

serene bolt
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you'll probably be fine

limber knotBOT
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idk how they'd know that you're the one they banned unless you use the same username and someone notices

kindred storm
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Well it was sort of a funny story, you see I was being stubborn with respect to the definition of a word

vestal jasper
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A word

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Which word

kindred storm
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Concurrent

vestal jasper
limber knotBOT
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since when did this become #spigot-ban-appeals?

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im gonna go check that out

waxen panther
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spigot discord pepelaugh

kindred storm
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the mods didn't understand and when other users began telling me about it, I would correct some of the things they said, sometimes truly and sometimes mistakenly,

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so banned

serene bolt
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since when did this become #spigot-ban-appeals?
lol when wiz would ban people, they'd come to spigot and ask about their paper bans

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so I'm not surprised

limber knotBOT
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when tf were you banned?

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2 months ago?

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lmao seriously

kindred storm
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maybe a month ago

limber knotBOT
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eh i was hoping to find a huge argument

kindred storm
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I thought we were having a reasonable conversation

limber knotBOT
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hi chewcord

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"concurrent" doesnt even show any results

golden gust
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We used to have it on papers irc channels back in the day too

limber knotBOT
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indeed

kindred storm
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That's because banned users' messages are deleted.

serene bolt
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A248 is at the top of the ban list too because of his name, so I get to see it all the time

golden gust
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many of the staffers in spigot where also in papers channel, so they'd just jump over

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especially if they're smart enough to whois

waxen panther
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staffers

vestal jasper
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Technically partially correct

limber knotBOT
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anyway, you're not banned from #spigot lol

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unless you did it on irc

kindred storm
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There were a lot of messages in the channel, and it was filling up, so I guess they assumed it was an argument.

vestal jasper
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Banned users messages are deleted by default but this can be changed per ban

kindred storm
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I do have a bad habit of attracting too many unsympathetic fellows.

limber knotBOT
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Well, banned user's messages arent necessarily deleted

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most people delete them

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considering its the default selection

kindred storm
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I doubt they changed the default settings.

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But now at least I will see whether IRC is better than discord

limber knotBOT
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it is

serene bolt
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it's a lot more dead these days now because of discord, but it's still got a good set of people

waxen panther
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no avatar ugly

limber knotBOT
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test

waxen panther
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ty

limber knotBOT
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...is discord worse than irc? Without a doubt.

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shakes his magic 8 ball...

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uh oh why dont my messages send

kindred storm
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The reason I decided to try IRC is because I hate that discord feature which indicates you're typing.

limber knotBOT
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i'm seeing your messages

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i saw both

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woah why did that take foreveer

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chew and chewdi

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test

waxen panther
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just copy paste your messages in smh

limber knotBOT
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bad news, irc is adding that soon

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by soon i mean 0-5 years

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why wouldnt they lol

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its a nice feature

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you can always disable it

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ya

true canyon
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irc is adding that soon

IRCv3 folks will, but how long until common servers and clients support it? 😛

limber knotBOT
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inspircd supports reactions and threading

true canyon
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(actual server networks not just IRCd)

limber knotBOT
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thats all so far

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whenever spigotmc updates inspircd

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at md underscore five

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and enables the ircv3 modules

true canyon
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I meant server networks people care about.

limber knotBOT
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im still surprised md created a discord

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ya like espernet <3

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chewchat supports it tho 😤

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so when's esper updating mbax

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mbax u can be admin on chewchat if u want

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15 years

kindred storm
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do you recommend to expose your real name on IRC?

static badge
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wait aren't you an op on esper mbax

limber knotBOT
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no, why would you

true canyon
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I'll schedule it for discussion at our next group meeting in 2028

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Yeah leaf.

limber knotBOT
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how did u get op

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oh so you're a nerd nerd, mbaxter

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er'

true canyon
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I'm a server admin for 🐱astrophe

limber knotBOT
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why do you think the world will exist in 2028

static badge
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only true neckbeards have operator status on irc networks

limber knotBOT
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I used to be a server admin of one of the chewchat servers, fun times

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why are all of the bukkit enchantments randomly named?

serene bolt
limber knotBOT
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ikr

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why has no one fixed that yet?

static badge
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md69

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well you can probably thank the OG bukkit team for those names smugcat

limber knotBOT
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who thought it was a good idea to randomly name them though?

static badge
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and you can thank md69 for not updating them

limber knotBOT
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i want to stab that person

serene bolt
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the names for enchantments are awful

limber knotBOT
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was it dbone

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enchantments are still fairly new

vestal jasper
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Barty. You're talking about the platform that has phonetically typed dolphin noises as sound javadocs.

limber knotBOT
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ARROW_FIRE instead of flame

static badge
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now the enchantment itself provides a namespaced key

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so...

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build your own map?

serene bolt
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PROTECTION_ENVIRONMENTAL is so stupid lmfao

limber knotBOT
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yes

limber knotBOT
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holy crap thats low res af

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so it was that monster

static badge
limber knotBOT
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IT WAS DINNERBONE

zealous wedge
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and he didn't take the time to fix enchantment names after he got hired at mojang

static badge
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reeee dinnerbone

limber knotBOT
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i mean the naming scheme makes sense but it doesn't make sense to not use the minecraft enchant names

true canyon
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"Let's not copy their naming exactly for copyright reasons" could be the cause?

static badge
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fixing them means breaking plugins

limber knotBOT
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hm i thought enchantments would be newer

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dinnerboned us in the fukin arse with this

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like I understand "DAMAGE_UNDEAD" "DAMAGE_ALL", etc.

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you think mbaxter?

static badge
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and it's not like we totally didn't have a window of opportunity to start breaking compat

limber knotBOT
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that's a little... sus

static badge
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looks at 1.13

limber knotBOT
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why did you link a message outside of this server

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well yeah its too late now leaf

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but a man can dream

lament patio
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oops

limber knotBOT
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time to get mojang to break things in 1.17 enough to create a new opportunity

serene bolt
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just fix it and throw in a compat in commodore, too easy kappa

limber knotBOT
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that is indeed a 2019 Honda Civic moment

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no pure commodore can only have 80% of compatibility fixes

serene bolt
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:(

limber knotBOT
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it's a different 80% on every server too

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lmao

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ohhey

kindred storm
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how do I identify to a registered account?

limber knotBOT
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welcome to the club

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./ns identify password

static badge
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I hear if you paste your password in the irc channel it will automatically replace it with a bunch of ********

limber knotBOT
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wow it works

vestal jasper
limber knotBOT
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for example, mine: **************************************************************************

vestal jasper
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Mfw it works with discord passwords too

limber knotBOT
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hunter2

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WAIT

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NO

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it doesnt work with discord i pasted my password

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and it didn't censor

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fake news vic

static badge
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<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
limber knotBOT
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[LiteBans] Failed to execute: 'null'.

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[21:48:42] [LiteBans-175/ERROR]: [LiteBans] An unexpected database error has occurred.

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[21:48:42] [LiteBans-175/WARN]: [LiteBans] java.sql.SQLDataException: (conn=675321) Data too long for column 'banned_by_name' at row 1

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wtf

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that's dumb

kindred storm
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frick

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i'm such a noob

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i can't figure out how to register

tired heath
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Band by name is 128 chars

kindred storm
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I don't get any response for /ns register or /ns identify

tired heath
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how is it too long

limber knotBOT
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the username is "Riverdale__"

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so idk

tired heath
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wtf

serene bolt
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premium plugins always have the best code

void void
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ah yes premium quality

limber knotBOT
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obviously

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out of nowhere half of my staff team can't run litebans commands anymore because their "names are too long"

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my premium plugins are $1000

void void
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no wonder why its name is prefixed with lite

tired heath
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barty may convert the field to text and checkout what lite ban wants to save in it, just for testing

limber knotBOT
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what?

kindred storm
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I think I found the issue. All / commands go to irssi. How do I change this?

tired heath
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well if it is too long for the char limit, I'm just wondering what litebans is trying to save

kindred storm
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registering on IRC ;-;

limber knotBOT
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just /msg nickserv

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instead of /ns

tired heath
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well if you have a dev server, you could just change the field type to text and see

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well I also use litebans, at least I was planing to do that

limber knotBOT
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ikr ew

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gitlab is good

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what do yall have against the hosting platform with fewer ICE contracts

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you can log in with your GH account :p

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gitlab is only good if you wanna self-host

tired heath
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Gitlab, is this Atlassian

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I don't remember

limber knotBOT
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no, bitbucket is atlassian

tired heath
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aaa

limber knotBOT
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bitbucket is barely alive

tired heath
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yes

unreal quarry
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No, atlassian is bitbucket/stash

serene bolt
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stash is disgusting

unreal quarry
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Stash is just paid bitbucket

limber knotBOT
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speaking of stash, why the fuck are spigot PRs private

serene bolt
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everything is behind the CLA

limber knotBOT
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except spigot itself i guess

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that's gross

unreal quarry
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Spigot, the not so open, open source project

limber knotBOT
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openware

void void
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gitlab is only good if you wanna self-host

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fuck no

limber knotBOT
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ya couldve pinged me

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shakes his magic 8 ball...

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...does spigot suck? Reply hazy, try again.

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shakes his magic 8 ball...

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visible-source project

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...does spigot suck? Better not tell you now.

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indecisive 8ball

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still on cooldown

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ye

unreal quarry
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.8ball does spigot suck?

limber knotBOT
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shakes the magic 8 ball... Naturally

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omg

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it's working

tired heath
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.8ball will my stupid domain transfer finsih within this night?

limber knotBOT
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yay

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shakes the magic 8 ball... One would be wise to think so

tired heath
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o niiice

limber knotBOT
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i feel so dumb for taking so long to register my email

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you should

unreal quarry
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Oh no.. we lost another one to irc :(

limber knotBOT
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nickserv tells you how to do it on every login

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runs

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haha, yeah, well i didn't know how to switch windows

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once i figured that out everything fell into place

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nice

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lost

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you're on your way to becoming a neckbeard

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heck yeah

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what's a neckbeard?

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do you mean gained billy

unreal quarry
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Nah, that's a step backwards by 25 years or so

limber knotBOT
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discord was really getting annoying

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i mean discord is really behind too

waxen panther
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way too many yucky irc users in chat rn

unreal quarry
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I mean, the only people that use irc anymore are just trying to make a statement that irc isn't dead ^_^

limber knotBOT
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you mean wonderful

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irc isn't dead tho

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it has users, therefore not dead

waxen panther
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it's on lifesupport and needs to be taken off it

unreal quarry
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Keep on believing ^_^ Fight the good fight ;)

limber knotBOT
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i mean if irc is so bad name a chat platform that's better and ill use it instead

waxen panther
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anything

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aol instant messaging

limber knotBOT
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anything isnt a chat platform that i see

waxen panther
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maybe thats the problem

tired heath
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icq

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lol

limber knotBOT
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i just joined irc

true canyon
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inb4 gline

limber knotBOT
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ah yes gline

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ive got a question

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so what if discord goes down? how do you communicate? Can you just boot up another client and talk on there?

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it's too centralized

serene bolt
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when discord went down from the cloudflare outage I just sat here and realized I was shut off from the world, basically lol

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"welp, there goes all my friends"

limber knotBOT
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irc is established. it has history. things like discord come and go

waxen panther
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eh

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i have people that i care about on other platforms

limber knotBOT
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that makes sense a248

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the next fad is right around the corner

waxen panther
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a couple hours with out contact wont kill me anyway

limber knotBOT
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it's small but constant

waxen panther
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and boring zzz

serene bolt
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if anything discord being down would help me actually be productive

tired heath
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Not sure, all friends are also linked on multiple other social accounts

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so

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I prob. would miss shittalking in paper

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for sure

serene bolt
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my hair would stop going grey as a bonus probably, but then the forums would be even busier so maybe not

limber knotBOT
#

ouch lol

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make me a spigotmc discord mod so i can resign within 2 hours

unreal quarry
#

so what if discord goes down? how do you communicate? Can you just boot up another client and talk on there?
I do the same thing when an irc node goes down. Hope I'm not on the effected node when they split ;)

limber knotBOT
#

but then they just reconnect

uncut moss
#

mfw 5am and as light as 2pm

true canyon
#

When Discord goes down I finally am productive. ._.

tired heath
#

living the lie

unreal quarry
#

Everyone says discord goes down all the time. I've only seen it go down twice in 3 or 4 years, and never more than a minute or two

potent fossil
#

it had a major crash like last year

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maybe you were not online

unreal quarry
#

And that's bad enough to label it bad?

potent fossil
#

wat

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sorry, did i label it as such

unreal quarry
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Not you, personally. But the ones that do

potent fossil
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lol, idk

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discord is bad in some ways but it's a decent platform like most platforms

serene bolt
#

they have issues with messages not being able to be sent or api outages sometimes

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but full outages are rare

potent fossil
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the full outage last time was actually not really full

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their api just lagged so hard it was 25 second latency

serene bolt
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lmao

potent fossil
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when im sad i imagine the discord engineer debugging that

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"WHY THE FUCK IS IT BLOCKING FOR 24900 MS"

unreal quarry
#

The reason I like discord so much is it actually brings more people together. I never saw bukkit, or spigot, or paper get 11,000 people on irc like paper has on discord.

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That's a win in my book

potent fossil
#

it is good at that, im not part of the discord hate crew lel i mean im using it

limber knotBOT
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id disagree

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bringing too many people together is dangerous

potent fossil
#

i dont like electron much, but

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

serene bolt
#

discord is way more accessible for a vast majority of the community, which was my exact argument for spigot getting a discord

static badge
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i like electrons

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if you take enough of them

potent fossil
#

you can die

limber knotBOT
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Sign me right up

night lichen
#

same

static badge
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looks at weeaboo avatar

night lichen
#

shhhhh

limber knotBOT
#

weeb moment

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cunning raft
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speaking of

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if you're on desktop

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click the circle discord button (top left) until you hear a sound

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then restart your client

limber knotBOT
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oh yeah weeb mode

unreal quarry
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TF is weeb mode

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Sounds dangerous

serene bolt
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wow they made it a lot harder to activate weeb mode compared to how it used to be

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way more clicks

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oh no

cunning raft
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i think it's random

limber knotBOT
cunning raft
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doubt

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solid X to doubt

limber knotBOT
serene bolt
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wtf

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that's copyright

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unsurprising

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my profile pictures are the fuckin bomb

limber knotBOT
serene bolt
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i wish they'd uncancel live pd

cunning raft
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yeah

serene bolt
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my week got a lot less interesting without it

cunning raft
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the show around holding police accountable gets canceled in the name of police accountability

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checks out

serene bolt
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:(

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If i didn't fall down the rabbit hole of dev and sysadmin work, I totally would have gone the law enforcement route

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guess that's why I'm a mod

cunning raft
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Federal Courts already blocked them barty

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iirc

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defunding the police sounds like the pepeger move honestly :>

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you want reform, not to roll them?

cunning raft
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it's not a real solution

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and won't happen

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if you want the problem to go away you probably have to shove more money at them

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just in the right areas

worn ember
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people on irc: discord bad
people on discord: irc bad

fallen oracle
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Everyone: bad

serene bolt
#

everythings bad to everyone

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use what you like and ignore the haters

fallen oracle
#

All my homies use EssentialsX

serene bolt
#

truth

worn ember
#

CMI gang

cunning raft
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fuck you

serene bolt
#

that's illegal

cunning raft
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spigot mod hates cmi!!!! snip it and ship it!!!!

limber knotBOT
#

I love that meme

worn ember
#

what happend to having synced irc clients chew?

limber knotBOT
#

hm?

worn ember
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cu ur using a different name

limber knotBOT
#

ah

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Different software

worn ember
limber knotBOT
#

That's dircord

worn ember
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fuck its almost 5am

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last time i looked it wasnt even 2am yet

tired heath
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Wait why is it 5 for u, are u from Europe as well

potent fossil
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then look more often

worn ember
#

dum simp doesnt know

potent fossil
#

Netherlands

worn ember
#

bruh

potent fossil
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Actually no

worn ember
#

im not

potent fossil
#

You're in Belgium

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Because you speak Flemish

worn ember
#

better

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i was about to hurt you

potent fossil
#

Stanky Flemish

worn ember
uncut moss
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he speaks in flames

worn ember
#

dutch is just meme lang tbh

potent fossil
#

Flemish is just Stupid Dutch

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It's like Hillbilly English

tired heath
#

Once I was in Belgium and ate some italian pizza, than I went back, Belgium had so much to offer

worn ember
#

its a dialect smh

tired heath
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^^

worn ember
#

u unedecated fuk

potent fossil
#

So is Hillbilly English, arguably

worn ember
#

Virus experts: plz tighten the restrictions on group gatherings
government: no i dont think i will

potent fossil
serene bolt
#

I mean as a last resort you can probably nuke their player file right?

tired heath
#

Anyone of you really afraid of covid19

serene bolt
#

just have them chest everything important

potent fossil
#

Yes

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(to ofunny)

tired heath
#

strange

worn ember
#

idrc about covid but i still follow the rules cuz i dont wanna spread it

potent fossil
#

TIL being afraid of a virus that is ravaging the planet in an unprecedented pandemic not seen since 1912 is strange.

worn ember
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and i dont have friends anyway kek

potent fossil
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Sorry, 1918

tired heath
#

In Austria we have a total of a little more than 100 infections at the moment and hardly people really have troubles since health care is good and free

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Just saying

potent fossil
#

Well yeah, we're quite aware other countries are handling it well

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The problem is like....the US is not handling it

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Like at all

worn ember
#

people have been in coma for over 60 days here

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due to covid

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those people cant even walk anymore

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cant even sit up

potent fossil
#

Has anyone noticed that some european countries like Germany/Austria/Slavic countries etc have really pompous people

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Like, it's a personality trait

worn ember
#

pompous?

potent fossil
#

"We have this and we are better, just saying lol"

worn ember
#

ohyeah

potent fossil
#

pompous, having inflated self importance

serene bolt
#

Has anyone noticed that some european countries like Germany/Austria/Slavic countries etc have really pompous people
absolutely lol

worn ember
#

belgians have tons of that, even tho we have nothing note worthy

tired heath
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Did you just call me pompous

potent fossil
#

yea

tired heath
#

🙂

potent fossil
#

i called your people pompous

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so yes, indirectly

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worn ember
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get the leafblower

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a wild leaf walked in

tired heath
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My people sounds weird ^^

worn ember
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"just a cold lul"

potent fossil
#

Well that's a valid english grammatical structure

static badge
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press f for the united states

tired heath
#

indeed grammatically

static badge
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less fukt than the us kappa

worn ember
#

its going up again in belgium too, the second wave is coming, and its not gonna be pretty

static badge
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monkaW ye they're absolutely in hell

neat smelt
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darwin rules

potent fossil
#

Well the last great pandemic lasted from 1918-1920 and killed 50 million.

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So we ain't that bad /s

worn ember
#

we're not even half way yet

tired heath
#

It will go up everywhere until a vacin gets spread, is just normal. The diffrence make a controled infection (no peaks) through out the people and a good health care for infected, so they will not die

potent fossil
#

The 1918 pandemic had four waves pepecool

worn ember
#

if there is a vaccine

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theres no cure for the flue either

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3rd world countries will get murdered by this

potent fossil
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we need that

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:))

worn ember
#

here you get fined 250euro if you get caught not wearing a mask in public

serene bolt
#

humans never change rip

potent fossil
#

also look at that bitch four from the left wearing it under the nose

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they're just like us, just 100 years older

worn ember
#

people are just dum dums

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only took trump 2 months to wear a mask

potent fossil
#

bet they all died

tired heath
#

In Austria a woman meanwhile get a sentence for conditioned arrest because see went out infected to a super marked not even wearing a mask.

worn ember
#

good

potent fossil
#

yeah good that should be considered bioterrorism

worn ember
#

you're not allowed in public places without masks anymore here

tired heath
#

See was in quarantine before. But stuff like that help us to lower the infections big times

worn ember
#

in Antwerp the infection rate went up to 1.8

limber knotBOT
#

what game

potent fossil
#

that's definitely DOTA 2

worn ember
#

^^

potent fossil
#

TIL Dota was based on Warcraft 3

worn ember
#

ye

potent fossil
#

And your goal is to destroy the ancient

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Ancients are all over wow

true canyon
#

IMMORTAL II CAME OUT

tame thorn
#

WAOOOW

worn ember
#

ye

potent fossil
worn ember
#

i dont have a battle pass tho

true canyon
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RIP

fallen oracle
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What's that

worn ember
potent fossil
#

what's what

worn ember
#

i love the look of it

potent fossil
#

interesting

static pilot
#

second monitor recommendations

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maybe looking for 24” 1080p144 or 27” 1440 or something

worn ember
static pilot
#

my current is 27” 1440p165 ips

fallen oracle
#

What game is that?

worn ember
#

dota 2 lol

static pilot
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dota2

fallen oracle
#

o

worn ember
#

its more than league dab

fallen oracle
#

Hyper Scape or bust.

worn ember
#

whuts that

limber knotBOT
#

who tf is no one and why does everyone keep quoting them

fallen oracle
#

New game that just came out

worn ember
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ubisoft

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monkas

limber knotBOT
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pretty sure it's spelt monkeys

serene bolt
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:O

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any chance you can share their player file? curious if I can spot anything obvious

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i doubt it too, there's not much that can make a player perm god mode at the file level

potent fossil
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does CMI have its own data store?

limber knotBOT
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like database?

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i think it's just one table right?

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with like 40 columns

potent fossil
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yes, or file based, or whatever

serene bolt
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probably, but he doesn't even use CMI anymore and they're still in god mode

potent fossil
#

oh, interesting

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lol

limber knotBOT
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bruh lol

grand pewter
#

Closed source plugins, haha right?

limber knotBOT
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ask zripts for the source

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if he doesnt give it report him

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oh right

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spigot don't caare

serene bolt
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darn, thought it would have been an attribute on them, but it's not that either

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yeah I see nothing obvious here in their file indicating god mode

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you sure it's player file level and not some other plugin?

potent fossil
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im sure CMI is obfuscated to all hell right?

limber knotBOT
#

do that /lb verbose thing everyone phones their mothers about

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not really simp

serene bolt
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I need to transplant this player file into my own account and see if I'm god mode

potent fossil
#

send the jar and check what it does then

limber knotBOT
#

i was able to decompile it with relative ease

potent fossil
#

well then why wouldnt a manual rollback work

grand pewter
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Why would you want to roll back ppls player files

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Sounds like a BAD idea

tired heath
#

Talking about player data, how do you sync them over servers. At the moment I use MyqlPlayerDataBridge but that plugin lags out here and than, thinking about programming my own plugin for it.

cosmic raft
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one day I will find someone to make me the graphics I need

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...one day

serene bolt
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the person who made your profile picture!

grand pewter
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Keep saying that daily kashike and someone will come to your doorstep

cosmic raft
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I am not touching mc-market

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at all

static pilot
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what are the graphics you need

potent fossil
#
  public boolean changeGodMode(Player paramPlayer, boolean paramBoolean) {
    if (paramPlayer == null)
      return false; 
    paramPlayer.setInvulnerable(paramBoolean);
    EntityPlayer entityPlayer = ((CraftPlayer)paramPlayer).getHandle();
    try {
      PlayerAbilities playerAbilities = ((EntityHuman)entityPlayer).abilities;
      Field field = playerAbilities.getClass().getDeclaredField("isInvulnerable");
      field.setAccessible(true);
      field.setBoolean(playerAbilities, paramBoolean);
      return true;
    } catch (NoSuchFieldException|SecurityException|IllegalArgumentException|IllegalAccessException noSuchFieldException) {
      return false;
    } 
  }
cosmic raft
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an icon and logo - paper has the airplane thing as an icon, and has the icon + text as a logo

grand pewter
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Fuck that code is messy

cosmic raft
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for example

static pilot
#

what about freelancer

potent fossil
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so that's what CMI does, now to look at NMS

static pilot
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if you remember smirkingninja he found his artist avatar off freelancer

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and that was a pretty good avatar

cosmic raft
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no idea who that is rigby

grand pewter
#

IIRC invulnerable is a field in player data file

cosmic raft
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@serene bolt nah

static pilot
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charries96?

cosmic raft
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no idea who that is

potent fossil
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they have to be logged in? o.O

static pilot
cosmic raft
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never seen that

static pilot
#

o

serene bolt
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oh that'd explain it

grand pewter
#

Ah

serene bolt
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because uh, their invulnerability ability is definitely disabled

potent fossil
#

oh yeah, probably

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you should do it while offline

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cause its gonna get saved over

serene bolt
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especially with the new _old stuff, that's new in 1.16

limber knotBOT
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wait is there anything (besides morally) wrong with just uploading sources to closed source plugins

grand pewter
#

Legally I think you can chew

static pilot
#

guys what are some good second monitors

grand pewter
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Cause of bukkit license

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But yeah

limber knotBOT
#

yeah thats why i said besides morally

static pilot
#

pure what is your monitor setup again

grand pewter
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Btw chew

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I saw you on my repo the other day

serene bolt
#

my monitor setup? I think you have me confused with someone else, i just have dual monitors nothing fancy

limber knotBOT
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but what if I wanted to fork CMI and make it CMIX

static pilot
#

yea

grand pewter
#

Thanks for explaining that to chunkmaster guy for me

limber knotBOT
#

yeah Chonker right

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to make it good

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i'll take on the challenge

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Wait so I can just "fork" it right

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uplaod the code, and pretend it's a fork

serene bolt
#

I hate plugins that edit player flags like that

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the stuff with mobs ai being disabled across the server from ETF or SAML or whatever it was is horrible

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remove the plugin and you deal with the consequences

static badge
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imagine cancelling the damage event

limber knotBOT
#

did i ever mention I HATE working with time

static badge
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show or fake

serene bolt
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and i did it backwards so then i wouldnt get banned twice

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ah yes, that's how it works

static badge
#

r

potent fossil
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lol

serene bolt
#

I knew it

potent fossil
#

fuckno.jpg

cosmic raft
#

hey leaf

static badge
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wat

limber knotBOT
#

there's just some slurs that are insta-ban regardless of context

cosmic raft
#
final List<Supplier<? extends Throwable>> clowns = Arrays.asList(
  () -> new IllegalArgumentException("Unknown shirt size"),
  () -> new NoSuchFieldException("Could not find football field"),
  () -> new IOException("Could not find doorway")
);
class Cinderella { <Z extends Throwable> Z doNotHateTheeBecauseOfHowBeautifulTheeIs(final Throwable throwable) throws Z { throw (Z) throwable; } }
final Random random = ThreadLocalRandom.current();
if(random.nextBoolean()) throw new Cinderella().doNotHateTheeBecauseOfHowBeautifulTheeIs(clowns.get(random.nextInt(clowns.size() - 1)).get());
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some code for you

static badge
#

are you trying to give me cancer

limber knotBOT
#

is that CMI

static badge
#

it's throwing a random exception 50% of the time

limber knotBOT
#

yep

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limber knotBOT
#

remember that dude who dropped some n-bombs in here and when we wre like"ban this dude wtf" he was like "What did I do?"

serene bolt
#

nah leaf is back now

potent fossil
#

i remember the 15 year old that came in here and showed us pictures of his 12 year old wife and 4 year old twin sons

static badge
#

wait what

potent fossil
#

Devon pepethink

limber knotBOT
#

ezpz ban

static pilot
#

someone tell me monitors

static badge
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you know I remember that guy in here

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the shit tier moderators here kicked ME for asking him to be banned

tired heath
serene bolt
#

yeah leaf got kicked for it lol

olive garden
#

N word is not really a taboo in Europe

serene bolt
#

no idea what happened there

static badge
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two braincells connected is what happened

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and only two

tired heath
#

Trigary only if you're some kind of "cool" german rap pseudo gangster, in all other cases it is a taboo

static badge
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kek that video

olive garden
#

(X)

limber knotBOT
#

Never will i forget the time I was mod on a server and I see "User InbredN(word)Fuck was permanently muted for 'Change your name and appeal'"

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like did mojang not have filters?

serene bolt
#

some bad names still slip by even today

limber knotBOT
#

we'll it wasnt even an attempt at censor, it was legit both words

static badge
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what a name

potent fossil
#

there is literally a guy in here who was talking regularly with a hitler santa avatar

static badge
#

pretty sure mojang got around to that one

void void
#

oh boy south park pepelaugh

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good shit

cosmic raft
serene bolt
static badge
#

ill be honest

serene bolt
#

:(

static badge
#

amelie is the weirdest movie I've seen

cosmic raft
serene bolt
#

yeah it's an odd movie for sure lol

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yup that link works

limber knotBOT
void void
#

jfc

static badge
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tf is that

potent fossil
#

@crystal otter lol, just look at his avatar

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i've reported it before but

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

static pilot
#

that guy is great

serene bolt
#

"great"

potent fossil
#

idk i guess hitler aint offensive anymore

static badge
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hitler is dead

serene bolt
#

nah you need a police badge as your avatar to be offensive now

limber knotBOT
#

lmao

potent fossil
#

surprisingly accurate

serene bolt
#

@cosmic raft great song, but also makes me feel like my life is about to end and it's eerie O_O

cosmic raft
#

fine I will get you something nicer

#

goes to his library

golden gust
serene bolt
#

hey that's much more happy :D

cosmic raft
#

lyrics start at 1:25 or so

limber knotBOT
#

why does youtube keep recommending me videos ive seen before

golden gust
#

See, I noticed that after some random time, YT no longer shows that you've watched a video with the red progress bar thing in thumbnails

cosmic raft
#

@golden gust not sure why

real pilot
#

its easier to just suggest something from your history :p

cosmic raft
#

but here, have this

golden gust
#

I think it just only cares about your watch history so far back, so it just kinda re-recommends older stuff

potent fossil
#

OH GOD THAT SONG IS SO BAD BUT IT'S A JAM

serene bolt
#

kash wants you back cat :O

#

proxi might be mad

golden gust
#

walks out

cosmic raft
#

If only, cat, you did not

golden gust
#

lol

cosmic raft
#

but I guess you do know

#

"hating yourself"?

potent fossil
#

specifically regex? lol

serene bolt
#

self hatred

cosmic raft
#

depression?

golden gust
#

See, that cher lloyd song was one that was on the radio quite a lot, but, I don't recall anybody caring about it

serene bolt
#

depression, self hatred, perfect

olive garden
#

Trial and error

golden gust
#

masochist?

limber knotBOT
#

why does dua lipa look like off brand billie piper

potent fossil
#

is it specifically regex?

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lol

#

this is a cat discord

cosmic raft
potent fossil
#

analysis paralysis?

serene bolt
#

now I want to know the answer barty what have you done

golden gust
#

Paramore :3

potent fossil
#

clbuttic mistake

worn ember
#

@spare venture micro optimizations?

potent fossil
#

clbuttic mistake

worn ember
#

well that just sounds like a bad regex

potent fossil
#

happens when you take classic mistake, but classic has ass so it's clbuttic now

golden gust
#

Only thing I recall relating talking about regex is the scunthorpe problem, but, that's different

serene bolt
#

paramore is so good, too bad I've listened to all of their music at least one million times and want new tracks

potent fossil
#

but that's what you're talking about

golden gust
#

Paramore is that one band which sorta like, literally followed me

worn ember
#

scummore problem

potent fossil
#

as i just know it as clbuttic mistake, but good to know

worn ember
#

reminds me of this dota chat filter

#

it censored its own item names cuz it had "ass" in it

limber knotBOT
#

didn't tom scott make a video on it

potent fossil
#

probably

cosmic raft
#

just be like club penguin

#

ultimate safe chat

potent fossil
#

.g tom scott scunthorpe problem site:youtube.com

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcZdwX4noCE -- Why Web Filters Don't Work: Penistone and the Scunthorpe...: "Jun 6, 2016 ... Why Web Filters Don't Work: Penistone and the Scunthorpe Problem. Tom Scott ... on Facebook at http://facebook.com/tomscott and on ..."

In a small town with an unfortunate name, let's talk about filtering and innuendo. And use it as an excuse for as many visual jokes as possible.

I'm at https://www.tomscott.com
on Twitter at http://twitter.com/tomscott
on Facebook at http://facebook.com/tomscott
and on Instag...

▶ Play video
worn ember
#

be like roblox

cosmic raft
#

only pre-defined messages

limber knotBOT
#

that one

worn ember
#

ah yes penis

limber knotBOT
#

welc penis

olive garden
#

Oh, I thought you meant to shut down kash

limber knotBOT
#

how to make the best chat: add a bunch of pre-verified messages, and every time a message is sent, find the message thats closest to the sent message and send that instead

olive garden
#

Lol

limber knotBOT
#

Speaking of pirates

#

remember

potent fossil
#

In August 2018, Natalie Weiner reported on social media that she was unable to create an account for herself on a website, because her last name is also a word used as slang for penis. It was reported that "hundreds" of people replied saying this also affected them as well. Names of those replying included Ben Schmuck (last name is a Yiddish word for "penis"), and Arun Dikshit (last name is Sanskrit for one who teaches or provides knowledge, containing the substring shit).[11][12][13] Articles covering this stated that it was a common and extremely difficult technical problem for which no robust solution was currently available.[11]

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Mr Dikshit

quartz peak
#

Anyone have a guide for how to add what version a discord bot is in as a command?

limber knotBOT
#

wut

#

what version?

cosmic raft
#

send a message with the version

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tada

worn ember
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"One time I was one a TF2 community server that had censorship plugin, and it would censor the word minigame to mi****me."
lmao

cosmic raft
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speaking of bots

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~limbo uptime

void void
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Uptime: 1 day, 19 minutes, 38 seconds

lament patio
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.uptime

zealous wedge
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hi limbo

lament patio
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Hm

mighty storm
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woah woah are we adding bots now

lament patio
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Poor korobi

limber knotBOT
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Uptime: 13 days, 9 hours, 8 minutes, 15 seconds
Message Handling: 5ms / 1ms (mean/median)
Messages from IRC: 10997 (5.202%)
Messages from Discord: 200411 (94.8%)

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.uptime

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yessss

quartz peak
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learning discord.js over here

limber knotBOT
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ew

quartz peak
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?

void void
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nice!

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wait what your server frequently crashes?

quartz peak
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wait your server frquently crashes?

cosmic raft
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I really do hate the discord api

lament patio
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What did you do, barty?

cosmic raft
serene bolt
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ah yes

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that's quite tidy

void void
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never had that issue kekw

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like never ever had it

quartz peak
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how tf does that happen mine been up for a week and no crashing

potent fossil
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im sorry but lmao

In June 2008, a news site run by the American Family Association filtered an Associated Press article on sprinter Tyson Gay, replacing instances of "gay" with "homosexual", thus rendering his name as "Tyson Homosexual".[34]

void void
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because bortyreolms is a pretty big server

tired heath
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Most likley unstable plugins or kill because res. on the server went out

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(crash)

quartz peak
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.....

lament patio
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I'm soon going to start a small server again and I'm worried about these chunk loads 😓

void void
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@spare venture how the hell is your community not falling apart from crashes yet

lament patio
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What did you do for the crashes to get better?

void void
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well my community's shit

lament patio
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Ah, I see

void void
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my skyblock realm crashed this 1 time and I had to put a slowdown on every channel in the discord

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I think I still do

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yea my slowdown's still on

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and probably will be

potent fossil
heady spear
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@potent fossil 😍

potent fossil
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I knew you'd be back

void void
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cOvId 19

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fuck that 🖕 sick of it

heady spear
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I’ve got my life back under control

potent fossil
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i was giving you the quiet treatment

fallen oracle
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Welcome back.

void void
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that's nice to hear @heady spear

limber knotBOT
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covid is kinda weird

heady spear
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Am still stressed af but am actually getting things done now

void void
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I'm stressed out because I can't normally socially interact anymore

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my anger issues are coming back

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❤️