#general

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worn ember
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ok boomer

tired heath
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So you want to say, that Apples 5G is actually protective, since the cases went up when they went down. Omg stop burning 5G masts, they are not spreading the virus, they are protecting us 1111!!!

limber knotBOT
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dead meme bro

void void
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haha, i laughed..

limber knotBOT
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was talking to dark

worn ember
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shush

void void
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this is funny

limber knotBOT
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breaks

void void
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people on my server somehow got bedrock on their plot now they're treating it like the most important thing

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let me just break it

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@spare venture no I dev minehut servers for people in return for money

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my actual server doesn't pay for itself yet :/

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omg it's gone

limber knotBOT
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wtf is going on, first pizza hut, then mine hut, what's next?

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OOF

void void
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idk what happened i didn't break it

limber knotBOT
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what if it was all just a dream

void void
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O_O

heady spear
void void
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bedrock is a illegal item

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i have every right to do so

heady spear
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Plots are fucking lame

limber knotBOT
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as opposed to regular lame

heady spear
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Yes

potent fossil
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nice new project when are you actually gonna integrate arkitektonika

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b o i

heady spear
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Well since http4j works now am able to like wörk

void void
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the same guy who's all about bedrock also griefed his teammate with tnt LMFAO

limber knotBOT
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http4j? you mean okhttp3

heady spear
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But I’m gonna use rörledning together with http4j

potent fossil
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he wrote his own http lib

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bc he doesnt like dependencies

heady spear
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I don’t wanna shade in kotlin stdlib so nty

void void
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it's not a creative server

potent fossil
worn ember
void void
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if your active on minehut you know our shit "custom" gamemodes

worn ember
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is it copy paste of j11 httpclient?

void void
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people abuse it to make money

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lmao

worn ember
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i edited 50 blocks on minehut and the server got stuck in a restart loop

void void
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that's a shit server then

worn ember
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well its minehut ofc its trash

heady spear
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I needed the service shit tho because we needed more control over the guice multibinding shit tho so I made that shit, am gonna try it out in hv and see how I like it there

fallen oracle
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This is hot

void void
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I love how half of the channel's talking about whatever and we're talking about memehut

heady spear
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Idc wtf u use dude

limber knotBOT
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i just don't host

heady spear
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Use a mouldy cucumber to deal with ur worlds for all I care

potent fossil
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does minehut just like use linode/digitalocean apis and deploy on demand KEKW

void void
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probably

heady spear
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Someone PayPal me $450 btw bcuz I want a tattoo but I don’t wanna pay for it

worn ember
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pretty sure pterodactyl can do it too

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or whatever that thing is called

limber knotBOT
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City you'd still pay for it, just with our money and not yours

potent fossil
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ptero has auto node provisioning now?

heady spear
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Ok I don’t wanna pay for it with my money*

worn ember
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idk lol

limber knotBOT
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ah ok, whats the tattoo gonna be

fallen oracle
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I lowkey might use that thingy city

heady spear
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I wanna get the queen logo (only the crown) for my dad because that’s the only thing we shared a mutual interest in n then a fuckboyish rose on my neck

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Which thingy?

void void
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someone paypal me a grand so I can get a RTX 2080Ti in my rig again

fallen oracle
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The lib

heady spear
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I’ve plugged half of my github

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Also ppl buy PlotSquared thx 🙏

fallen oracle
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I'd give you some money for a tattoo but the river is dry over here lately. My boss hasn't requested new content yet

worn ember
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city just talks here to plug his github

fallen oracle
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Been over a week now 😦

heady spear
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I’m actually not broke for once

fallen oracle
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Then get a damn tattoo

void void
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my 2080Ti somehow fried and water was on the card and my watercooling was really good!

heady spear
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Just hope I pass at least 3/5 exams next month so I get financing

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Otherwise I’ll be homeless

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Homeless with cool tattoos*

fallen oracle
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Ahh yeah, school is still a thing. Damn.

void void
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@heady spear no one cares about PlotSquared v5 because v4 works just as good as v5

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what's school?

heady spear
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Maybe I can become some old geezer’s boy toy

worn ember
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yuck

void void
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my fucking county posponted the 2020-2021 school year kekwhyper

heady spear
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“No one” k well the 900 ppl that bought it would disagree lel

limber knotBOT
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is plotsquared 5 open source

void void
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900 sales only?

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weak

heady spear
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V6 is gonna be fucking sweet tho, I’ve pushed some really nice code improvements to the dev branch

void void
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and v5's like $5?

heady spear
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It’s open source, yes

void void
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wait wot v5's opensrc?

heady spear
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€15 lol

void void
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time to compile it

limber knotBOT
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o cool, a fellow license follower

heady spear
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Might be weak but it’s the fastest selling resource on spigot

limber knotBOT
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i don't have plots tho :(

void void
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jk I would never get a plugin 4 free by compiling plugin src

heady spear
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So dunno what that says about all other resources on there 🤷

tired heath
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v5 is open source, but I still paid the money, cause is worth it

void void
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i would never do that

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considering how much plugins I bought from spigotmc

heady spear
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I don’t mind if ppl compile it lol, we sell support and not the actual plugin

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So the funny thing is that we’ve gotten more PRs since we went freemium

worn ember
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does it come with your nudes?

void void
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LMFAO

heady spear
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No, you gotta dm me for those

void void
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LOL

worn ember
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oh then im not buying

heady spear
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Ur loss

worn ember
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no u

void void
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in my #trades channel in my discord someone was trading nudes for a unban on exodus realm

static pilot
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LMFAO!!!! LOL!!!!!

worn ember
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EKSDEEE

void void
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IM NOT JOKING

worn ember
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i hope they werent minors, that shit can get you in jail

serene bolt
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XD

limber knotBOT
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ok buzzkill

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did someone accept gabe

vagrant niche
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plz gib nds cty

serene bolt
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ok but lets be honest anyone trading nudes on a MC server are probably minors and you should nuke that from orbit

worn ember
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gonna have to ddos discords cdn's lol

vagrant niche
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I got some, u wanna it pure?

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trade ya for a role

serene bolt
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I already saw your massive meat yesterday lax dw

heady spear
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I’ll send u dick pic if u delete bad reviews for me

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No one needs to know

void void
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I banned the user for a year from the discord / network

vagrant niche
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I've got a ginger one

void void
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eww dick pics

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no one cares about your micropenis @heady spear

heady spear
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I’ve never received a dick pic that I genuinely enjoyed

serene bolt
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I prefer dick pics, they have more class

limber knotBOT
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why did you qualify that

void void
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you have the word "weeb" in your name and weebs have smol pp

limber knotBOT
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does that imply youve received some

vagrant niche
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its got orange pubs

void void
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go back to pixel fucking LMAO

heady spear
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Am like the opposite of a weeb ngl

void void
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i watch anime and read manga am i considered a weeb

heady spear
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I don’t even speak nihongo

static pilot
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I read anime and watch manga

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Am I a web

limber knotBOT
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are you a fan

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weeb = a FAN of anime or mangolia

vagrant niche
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:icantbelieveit:

void void
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I'm a fan of 1 anime

limber knotBOT
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then ur a weeb

vagrant niche
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oh right

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no more nitro :(

void void
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but I fanboy over minecraft youtubers more than anime

tired heath
serene bolt
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pretty sure the last anime I saw was lucky star in like 2009

void void
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am i still considered a weeb

vagrant niche
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wat da

void void
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lmao @tired heath

limber knotBOT
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furry dick furry dick

heady spear
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I only watch camera reviews and videos of Altai throat singing. No time for dum Japanese cartoons

void void
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furry furry furry

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that's the dick of a furry right there

serene bolt
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massive?

void void
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oh the domain's up for sale

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i might buy it and redirect it to my website tbh

limber knotBOT
heady spear
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Why is everyone so horny in here all the time

limber knotBOT
void void
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@heady spear because this is PaperMC

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what else?

zealous wedge
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is horny jail actually papercord #general?

heady spear
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I have the sex drive of a balloon

limber knotBOT
heady spear
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Wish I could relate

limber knotBOT
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ah i see chew

void void
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what's sex drive

limber knotBOT
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it's an addon for your car

serene bolt
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new tesla microtransaction in their app

void void
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no its not z0w0

limber knotBOT
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_micro_transaction

serene bolt
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comes with heated seats

limber knotBOT
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what

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micro transaction

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theer

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chew get your microtransaction out of here

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everything I do is a transaction wym

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yeah but they're all macrotransactions .;.

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hm

void void
limber knotBOT
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i mean breathing is a pretty small thing

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it's a pretty big thing in your life

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never add a bot you don't trust and especially don't give it perms

void void
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well i foudn it

limber knotBOT
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thats not malicious

void void
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this probably gives a person admin perms when they join

zealous wedge
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who wrote the bot, a 12 year old?

limber knotBOT
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nope

void void
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idk im tired af

limber knotBOT
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that just generates an oauth link

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for youto add the bot

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but with admin perms

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you can just uncheck admin though

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and give it no perms

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so there's no point

serene bolt
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unless it nukes your entire discord before you get the chance

limber knotBOT
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well if you doint give it perms it cant do that :p

serene bolt
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oh you mean before it even joins the server

limber knotBOT
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yeah, you can just uncheck all the perms

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it wont make a role for it

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i usually do that because i don't want 34597349579845789457439 roles that I cant do anything with

void void
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well i cba to do anything

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blocked the kid lmfao

limber knotBOT
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there used to be like free server boost bots

void void
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w a t

tired heath
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Somebody just wrote you (who you don't know) to add code to your server?

limber knotBOT
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that nuked your server of course

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add a bot to their server

void void
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i didnt even ask or want a bot done for me

tired heath
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Lamest "hacker" ever

void void
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I have like 905860569456809 custom bots that I made

limber knotBOT
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sane

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same*

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i used ruby for a lot but ive been switching to jd

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a

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why do i always hit enter one letter early

void void
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i dont kno

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w

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fuck i did it to

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o

limber knotBOT
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ok now your ejust making fun of me :/

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very funny mate ...

potent fossil
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just learn to type

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easy

limber knotBOT
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learn?

potent fossil
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obligatory /s

void void
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learn to be more precise when you hit the big ENTER button on your keyboard!

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it's really hard to d

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o

limber knotBOT
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the problem is when you press enter and your last letter in the wrong order

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anyway good morning

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chew isn't it evening for you

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it's 12:06 AM

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so, morning

serene bolt
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oh hey another CST pal

limber knotBOT
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you're two hours after the correct timezone

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time isnt real

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screw time, all my homies hate itme

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time may not be, but there's still a correct timezone

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TYIME

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OMH

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what do they have against thyme?

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not good seasoning

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anyway whats the correct timezone

serene bolt
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central

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but tbh I feel like most things are either based around PST or EST when in the US

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CST is just kind of forgotten about

limber knotBOT
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i always used to hear EST/CSTc

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like 6/5c

serene bolt
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oh yeah that's true I did too

limber knotBOT
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now if you want to hear forgotten about

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mountain time

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also alaskian time

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and hawaiian time

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the funny thing is

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theres a set of islands either south or north of hawaii that's exactly a day ahead

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south

tired heath
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Hey by the way, just developing a new cowl pugin, let you registrate player commands. Is also super performant since it just takes the chat command input and puts it into an eval(). No long conditions needed, no memory waste. Just yet not sure if I will sell it as premium or give it for free

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hmm

limber knotBOT
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In Honolulu, Hawaii, it's 7:10 PM on July 24th. In Kiritimati, Kiribati, it's 7:10 PM on July 25th.

void void
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it's 10PM for me

heady spear
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no it's 7am

mighty storm
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I refuse to believe time is real

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my site is broken on production

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because of TIME

void void
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how do people

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get bedrock legit

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this guy's pv 1 is full of them LMFAO

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no they dont

serene bolt
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gotta love #ReallyRich in the owners name

void void
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I checked logs @spare venture

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@serene bolt it's called tags they awesome

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I love this tag called #MinehutSucks

cosmic raft
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no

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its called obnoxious

unkempt drift
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you can get bedrock items in vanilla survival now right? Wasn't that figured out just recently

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no, in java edition

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) How to get the Bedrock item in 1.12 [earthcomputer] : technicalminecraft - 27 comments, 94 points - MrsTechMC, 1d ago

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1.12

void void
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i like this tag

unkempt drift
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well I didn't specify version

serene bolt
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both java and bedrock are version aligned now I think

limber knotBOT
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theyre both 1.16 now

void void
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ew bedrock

unkempt drift
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I mean its interesting... I'm not like asking for paper to fix it, just commenting that its interesting

void void
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shit fucking ton of micro transactions

limber knotBOT
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didn't paper fix it tho?

serene bolt
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paper disabled the breaking of bedrock exploit

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I'm just gonna assume some dumb plugin or privilege error on that server

heady spear
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paypal me loads of monies and ill tell u how to fix bedrock issue

void void
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@spare venture im the only staff with perms really

limber knotBOT
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cant you just ban bedrock

void void
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im basically considered owner of the server

limber knotBOT
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like if you hold it it just deletes it

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so just do that lol

void void
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cba to do any because this is a minehut server and my real server needs my attention xd

limber knotBOT
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what does cba mean

serene bolt
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can't be assed / arsed

void void
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can't be arsed or can't be asked

heady spear
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then stop complaining about it every other second tf

limber knotBOT
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oh

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that doesnt even make sense

serene bolt
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do any of the weird things we say make sense

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not really

void void
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actually i'll just make it so as soon as you get bedrock in your inv it goes poof

limber knotBOT
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idk lol xd

void void
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not that hard

heady spear
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u can do it with a command block lol

tired heath
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Just track events doing bedrock stuff and the things involved and sooner or later you get your answer

limber knotBOT
heady spear
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/clear @a bedrock right?

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ez pz

serene bolt
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longing to run a server? you mean make a MC server or something?

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yeah it'd be fun, I usually just sysadmin for them though

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getting players and advertising is just hard

limber knotBOT
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you always hear about sysadmin but never broadmin 😔

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barty always advertisin here smh

serene bolt
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if I ran a server i'd probably only focus on optimization and nothing else, if it's not 1mspt It's not good enough

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who needs entities anyways

heady spear
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I heard the new cool thing is to make discord bots that spam everyone in popular servers

limber knotBOT
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same

heady spear
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n offer them rl monetary rewards

fallen oracle
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Apparently there are bots now that can OAUTH move you to a discord

limber knotBOT
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Glare, yes, that's how it works

heady spear
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yes because that was a real suggestion and I was very serious

limber knotBOT
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thee's literally a thing for that

fallen oracle
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Well I mean when discord made role gating possible last month, it died a lot.

heady spear
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when I'm done with uni I wanna become a porn script writer

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I get inspired by good storylines

limber knotBOT
fallen oracle
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Ya

limber knotBOT
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thats been an oauth thing for years

fallen oracle
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Weird flex

heady spear
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Well I mean when discord made role gating possible last month, it died a lot.
what now

limber knotBOT
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role gating?

fallen oracle
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Discord will only send the clients you can see on the sidebar now vs all members in a discord

heady spear
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oh ok ye

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dunno why that was ever a thing

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very dum

fallen oracle
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So if you rolegate on join, they will only see people in the unverified channel or whatever

heady spear
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i rate discord 1/10

limber knotBOT
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same

vagrant niche
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thats why chew is in irc

heady spear
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I actually really hate discord

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but like

vagrant niche
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wat u all doin here

heady spear
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mah cumunity is here

fallen oracle
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I need new Netflix / movies or whatever suggestions

limber knotBOT
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i genuinely hate everyone whos like "I hate discord but it's where everyone else is soo" if everyone said that no one would be using discord lol

tired heath
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Space force

fallen oracle
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Seen most of it

limber knotBOT
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isnt theer a show called Netflix is a joke

heady spear
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yes I'm gonna force all IS members to use some other platform instead

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das how it works

tired heath
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Rick n Morty 4th season

fallen oracle
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Seen most of it

limber knotBOT
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im on the Intellectualsites irc channel

heady spear
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ill just tell them to use irc, i bet that'll go over well

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no one has used that for years

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very lame

limber knotBOT
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RoboMWM owns it rn

heady spear
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ik

limber knotBOT
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owns wut

tired heath
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hmm okay I actually just switch between prime, disney+ and netflix forgotton most names

heady spear
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shut up robo

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why did u summon him

limber knotBOT
vagrant niche
limber knotBOT
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also hi

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we need the irc numbers u

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p

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raise those numbers

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why can't memerator bake a cake?

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i'm so disappointed

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we do, it's a lie

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i contacted them and they said they wont remove it

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we can bake a cake, it's included with Pro

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sad

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hmm, bot is gon

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how much for pro i'd like a cake

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$3

fallen oracle
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Yooo they added forensic files to Netflix

limber knotBOT
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Listen it doesnt say bake YOU a cake

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oh that's sad

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but I'll send a slice

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maybe i'll bake myself a cake

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<3

tired heath
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I want cake

heady spear
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Swedish netflix doesn't have good girls season 3

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I am very angry

limber knotBOT
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buy memerator pro then smh

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we're almost in debt

serene bolt
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is there way to turn off this animated background on memerator without me using ublock

limber knotBOT
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i'll buy it if you send me a slice of cake

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why u hatin on the macaroni background

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oh that's a lot of movement

serene bolt
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the way it animates actually makes me motion sick when trying to read and scroll lol

limber knotBOT
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lol i don't get motion sick from cars but i think i might from your background

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do you want my puke all over you chew

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listen , I didn't add the macaroni

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that was brian

fallen oracle
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Has anyone tried cursed yet?

limber knotBOT
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I'll add a thing for it one second

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actually, dark mode doesnt have the macaroni

tired heath
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Actually I don't like to try out Netflix inhouse series until they released at least 2 or 3 seasons, since it happend too often that they canceld stuff after the 1st what I started to like

serene bolt
limber knotBOT
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meh 2 or 3 seasons is still 2 or 3 seasons of people getting work

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deploying to production

tired heath
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What I really wanna see is more of geriatric Star Trek also known as Star Trek Picard

limber knotBOT
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okay go to /dark/on to enable dark mode pure

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macaroni go poof

serene bolt
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oh hey that's a lot more usable

limber knotBOT
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on an unrelated note, how to i copy a commit from one branch to another

tired heath
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moving or real copy

limber knotBOT
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well I pushed to master but I also want the commit to go to beta too

golden gust
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checkout the other repo, git merge <branch> will merge the branches

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Well, branch

limber knotBOT
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will that make a merge commit

golden gust
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Depends

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Generally, yes; If you don't care about commit history, just use rebase instead of merge

limber knotBOT
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oh darn it, it's trying to also merge the commit from a few weeks ago

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i already rebased that one

tired heath
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Not sure what the best answere would be, since I don't knwo when you split up beta from master, master meanwhile got stuff that should not be in beta, and so on

limber knotBOT
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yeah i pushed that dark mode thing for pure to master

serene bolt
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pushing to master is scary

limber knotBOT
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I do it a lot after I merge the beta branch into master

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hotfixes left and right

serene bolt
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in any largescale project I care about, always have master locked and PRs are required to pull into master

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but that's because collaboration and making sure master doesn't turn into an untested mess

potent fossil
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i mean arguably that's how it should be

serene bolt
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yeah

potent fossil
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ppl are just lazy or uneducated

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personally im just lazy

serene bolt
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pushing to master in any corporate environment is gonna get you nuked, at least from my experience so far in life :P

cosmic raft
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lmao

serene bolt
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I love his expression in that picture

limber knotBOT
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:( irl

cosmic raft
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that's not an expression

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that's just his face

serene bolt
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RIP

potent fossil
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yeah, that's just mitch

limber knotBOT
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resting :( face

serene bolt
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resting mitch face lmao

potent fossil
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i would be like that too sitting in congress for literally over half of my life

limber knotBOT
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bootstrap 4.5.0 breaks my profile pages

cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
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im sad now i actually have to work on making i better

serene bolt
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WOAH there's a picture of him almost smiling! almost!

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that is scarily unnatural

vagrant niche
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pure irl

potent fossil
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its just his face smiling, but the skeleton man inside is :(

limber knotBOT
vagrant niche
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  • convert java to kotlin
limber knotBOT
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i wanna hire someone even remotely competent so they can just redo the entire site

vagrant niche
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Ever heard of force push

limber knotBOT
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yeah i use it all the tie

vagrant niche
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Unleash your power

limber knotBOT
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usually i force push when it takes me 6 commits to do one thing

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just undo them all into one commit and forcepush

fallen oracle
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It got quiet.

potent fossil
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ur quiet

ashen cliff
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Dead chat.

fallen oracle
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I'll have you know the strawberry uncrustable has 110 less calories than the grape.

potent fossil
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how..how many calories are they...

heady spear
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i just had vegetarian teriyaki and noodles and it was super good and y'all should be jealous ok

potent fossil
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.g grape uncrustables calories

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) https://www.smuckers.com/products/uncrustables/uncrustables-sandwiches/peanut-butter-and-grape-jelly -- Uncrustables® Peanut Butter & Grape Jelly: "Peanut Butter and Jelly - A handheld peanut butter and grape jelly sandwich perfect for an on-the-go ... 2000 calories a day is used for general..."

potent fossil
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it says they're both the same

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so

heady spear
#

apparently they're 362kcal per 100g

potent fossil
heady spear
#

the fact that ur nutritional labels are per serving and the servings r super random bothers me

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n also that it says calories when it's kilocalories

potent fossil
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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It's Calories, not calories

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always big C

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that indicates kilo

heady spear
#

that's hella dumb 🤷‍♂️

potent fossil
#

The energy values of food are measured by the Calorie, with a capital C. A Calorie is equal to 1,000 calories or 1 kilocalorie (kcal).

heady spear
#

yall are just 2 stupid 4 prefixes 🤷‍♂️

potent fossil
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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thank god we're not using joulles

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joules

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whatever

zealous wedge
#

jewels

fallen oracle
#

Nah they aren't the same

heady spear
#

uh 1kcal = 4.184kJ 🤷‍♂️

potent fossil
#

i didnt say they were the same??

heady spear
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it says they're both the same

fallen oracle
potent fossil
#

i thought you were saying calories and joules werent the same

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which they arent

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but i thought you implied i did

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in which case i was about to fight

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but the uncrustables website says the strawbery and grape pbj uncrustables are both 210 calories

heady spear
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I mean they measure the same thing, one is just 4.184 times greater than the other 🤷‍♂️

potent fossil
#

yeah, but i never said anything about their equality

heady spear
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just like I'm 4.184 times greater than u

potent fossil
#

(joules v calories)

heady spear
#

but we're both just human

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I'm just a better human

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actually am not I'm allergic to grass wtf imagine if I were a cow

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that's be miserable, can someone bring me some allergy meds tho, thx

vagrant niche
#

Sure

heady spear
#

this looks awful

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tf

vagrant niche
#

Tf is that

heady spear
#

uncrustable apparently

vagrant niche
#

Ain't even flattened

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Looks like ham or some meat inside

heady spear
#

looks so american smh

vagrant niche
#

You know what I want right now @potent fossil

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Siopao

heady spear
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googles and it looks just like baozi

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i had to do a long ass presentation about baozi once and it wasn't fun, just fyi

vagrant niche
#

Pork siopao omg delicious

potent fossil
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bruh

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Siopao 🤤

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Stop ur making me hungry

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I also want proper sisig

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Not this americanized bullshit the local filipino restaurant makes

#

I want pig face and snout, not fucking fried pork chops

vagrant niche
#

Isaw pls

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10 sticks

potent fossil
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Isaw is good

heady spear
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don't think I've ever even seen Pilipino food

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k i can spell ye

potent fossil
#

that's right in Tagalog

heady spear
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lmao

potent fossil
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There is no F in Tagalog, so it's Pilipinas, Pilipino, Pilipina

vagrant niche
#

Simp speaks Tagalog

potent fossil
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That's why I say to Lax

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PAK YU

heady spear
#

dated a guy from there once, he was awful

potent fossil
#

BETCH

vagrant niche
#

Just FYI everyone

potent fossil
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pak yu is how filipinos say fuck you

heady spear
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but he was 18 and I was 15 so he was hot anyway 🤷‍♂️

potent fossil
#

irl

vagrant niche
#

No matter wat tho, ain't eating that thing in the balut

heady spear
#

XBigRiceH
dope github username

potent fossil
#

Masarap-sarap ang balut, puta

vagrant niche
#

Simp eats baby chicken raw

heady spear
#

is tagalog just butchered spanish

potent fossil
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They're ducks

heady spear
#

looks like it

potent fossil
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And not raw

vagrant niche
#

Very raw

potent fossil
#

Philippines was conquered by spain for 300 years

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So yes it has a lot of Spanish

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But I know you probably just saw puta in there

heady spear
#

I wish someone would conquer me D:

potent fossil
#

Here let me teach you a swear in tagalog

heady spear
#

nty

vagrant niche
#

No thanks

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I'd like a brisket

potent fossil
#

Putang ina mo

Puta + ng + ina + mo

Puta = whore
ng = linker
ina = mom
mo = your

your mom's a whore

commonly shortened to "tang ina mo"

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it's used like this

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@vagrant niche tang ina mo

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pak yu

vagrant niche
#

We get it simp, you can Tagalog

potent fossil
#

pak yu

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say it with me @heady spear

heady spear
#

don't ping me wtf

vagrant niche
#

Ban

potent fossil
#

I will destroy you

#

damn portainer is hot

vagrant niche
#

So is city

vestal jasper
#

@potent fossil

potent fossil
#

sup

void void
#

@potent fossil punyeta ka wala kang purpose sa buhay mo yung nanay mo wala pake sayo pepega

potent fossil
#

bakit :(

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he's bullying me

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ban

void void
#

Yung utak mo ang meron nya wala ta kasi ikaw na drop at saka yung ulo mo ang nag hit una sa flooring

vestal jasper
#

what language is that

void void
#

Idk my Filipino that well anymore

vestal jasper
#

ok thanks

void void
#

And I'm a Filipino

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:*

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:(

vagrant niche
#

Simp translate!

potent fossil
#

You speak Tagalog @vagrant niche

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Just read it

void void
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Putang ina mo wala siya pake sayo alam mo ba yung?

vagrant niche
#

That's too advanced

potent fossil
#

brah

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stop bullying

vagrant niche
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I only know jejemon

potent fossil
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lmao

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or should i say

void void
#

I moved to the USA in 2014, went back 1 year and stayed till 2016 and i went back to USA

potent fossil
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jejejejejejejejejejeje

void void
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Got fuck i haven't typed Filipino for so long

vagrant niche
#

Jejejeje

void void
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Also simp i dont mean what i say :p

vagrant niche
#

Lies

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Ban!

heady spear
#

can you guys stop being foreign

potent fossil
#

so mean

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now i need to figure out how to do secrets in my compose file

vagrant niche
#

Talk in those weird letters city

void void
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@vagrant niche ikaw na drop sa head mo wala kang alam soooo 😂

vagrant niche
#

Jejejje

heady spear
#

also I don't believe that's a real language because it can't be google translated

potent fossil
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its bc its taglish lol

void void
#

@heady spear filipino

potent fossil
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google dies with that

void void
#

ya

heady spear
#

don't fucking ping me wtf

potent fossil
#

stop being wiz city

heady spear
#

ska slå din mamma med en stekspade din lilla padda

void void
#

us Filipinos have a lang called taglish

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Combination of English and Filipino words

heady spear
#

so cool

void void
#

ya

heady spear
#

mhm

potent fossil
#

it's code switching

vagrant niche
#

Ayyy that sounds hot city

void void
#

Oh ikaw din na drop sa head mo wala kang alam din alam mo lang ang mag spam ng github mo dito at saka spamming "BUY PLOTSQUARED :DDDDD" LOL

heady spear
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ok but can you like english

vagrant niche
#

what's that old dirty song about flowers simp

void void
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No cuz then you'll know what im saying

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:(

heady spear
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otherwise like go talk in some filipino server in your butchered spanglish

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otherwise I'll summon proxi, jan and edok and start a scandinavian party

void void
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ok ill stop being so mean in Filipino and use english and be nornal gabe

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:<

heady spear
#

yeye whatever

vestal jasper
#

be mean in english

potent fossil
#

"oh you got dropped on your head too you dont know anything other than spamming github w/ "BUY PLOTSQUARED :DDDDDDD"

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or something like that

vestal jasper
#

watch

potent fossil
#

that's as close as it would translate probably

void void
#

@heady spear what would you do if i bought v5

vestal jasper
#

@potent fossil you fucking suck and I hope you eat a raw egg

heady spear
#

but actually buy the fucking plugin plz

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I want your money

void void
#

i like money

heady spear
#

I wouldn't do shit and stop fucking pinging me holy shit

potent fossil
#

i bought v5 and he verbally harrassed me

heady spear
#

I hate everyone

vestal jasper
#

good

potent fossil
#

@vestal jasper why do i suck now

heady spear
#

idiots

vestal jasper
#

idk

void void
#

LMAO

quasi valley
#

why's city so sassy

potent fossil
#

he's becoming wiz

#

wiz 2

void void
#

@potent fossil good job you translated it correctly

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But man you didn't have to translate it to city :<

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Also its 1am for me

potent fossil
#

lel

void void
#

Oh no its Kenny

#

shoo

vestal jasper
#

hi knenwald

void void
#

get me out of here AAAAAAAAAA

vestal jasper
#

knennwald?

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how is it spelled

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I'll go with knen

void void
#

idk

vestal jasper
#

@quasi valley correct me pls

quasi valley
#

Sir Knenwald*

twin lagoon
#

sir knenwald the third

limber knotBOT
#

Spent an hour and a half trying to figure out css and js

#

Didn't even figure it out

#

I learned nothing other than my hatred of js is valid

potent fossil
#

what was the issue lol

limber knotBOT
#

The issue was and is I want to display my memes on profiles in a grid

#

Sounds simple but I cannot get it reliably where it looks good and the memes don't fall off the page

#

I fried like 2 js plugins

#

tried

vestal jasper
#

dw chew I wasted much more time last night

#

trying to make a test pass

#

thinking my impl was fucked

#

when it was my test that was fucked

limber knotBOT
#

I just don't write tests

twin lagoon
vestal jasper
#

It's for a PR and being able to demonstrate that the code I wrote actually functions is pretty beneficial LUL

limber knotBOT
#

ohh yeah

#

I had to do that too

vestal jasper
#

funny though, when writing the tests, none of my impls worked at first

limber knotBOT
#

So I just wrote a test that was guaranteed to pass

#

Regardless of my code

vestal jasper
#

nah all of mine are actual tests, they'll break if impl breaks

limber knotBOT
#

That's good I suppose

#

Not sure what Impl is

potent fossil
#

implementation

vestal jasper
#

^

limber knotBOT
#

Ah

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I see that in sophisticated code

vestal jasper
#

TLDR they actually serve their purpose LUL

limber knotBOT
#

I'm like ok man you do you

vestal jasper
#

Well in my case it was pretty beneficial

#

Since it exposed a lot of... quirks and issues with my impl

zealous wedge
#

heh

potent fossil
#

i figured out what was wrong with my nginx/php stuff @twin lagoon

#

:(((

#

php didnt have access to the nginx www dir so it was like lol 404

#

i thought maybe nginx would send it when passing...

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but guess not

twin lagoon
#

simple dum

potent fossil
#

no u

#

php was not helpful

#

just said "Primary script unknown"

vestal jasper
#

simple dum

potent fossil
#

anyone know if running mysql in a docker container and creating a user whether or not you can limit where that user logs in from by using container name as IP is dynamic?

i.e. GRANT ALL PRIVILEGES ON name.* TO 'name'@'OTHER_CONTAINER_NAME' IDENTIFIED BY 'pass';?

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lets try it and see

twin lagoon
#

uh

#

should be

#

container names are dns hostnames iirc

potent fossil
#

yea that's what i was hoping

waxen panther
vernal moth
#

yeah that will work

#

I kinda like the svc addresses kubernetes uses a bit nicer than just container names, but oh well, good enough for small setups

dapper nacelle
#

@potent fossil dont tell me you will be running docker on production

potent fossil
#

what's wrong with that lmfao

dapper nacelle
#

:takes a deep breath:

potent fossil
#

are you retarded?

dapper nacelle
#

there is literally no reason to use docker outside of development

potent fossil
#

are you retarded?

dapper nacelle
#

tell me your reasoning then

potent fossil
#

@twin lagoon holy shit

twin lagoon
#

i can't tell if this is a serious or not

potent fossil
#

this is absolutely not worth my time

dapper nacelle
#

I mean, as long as you dont run docker on windows

#

wsl works fine

#

but if you want that tiny bit of extra performance

twin lagoon
#

why would you not use docker in production

dapper nacelle
#

for more performance

twin lagoon
#

????

#

there's barely a performance hit

#

you do know how docker works right

#

they're not virtual machines

vestal jasper
#

Bruh them clock cycles tho

dapper nacelle
#

I know

zealous wedge
#

shoo

vestal jasper
#

Then why are you acting like there's a noticeable performance hit

dapper nacelle
#

wait they arrent

twin lagoon
zealous wedge
#

go back under your bridge troll

dapper nacelle
#

then why was file transference from a windows machine to a linux container so slow

zealous wedge
#

lol

twin lagoon
#

stop shitting on shit if you don't know what you're talking about

vestal jasper
#

Because windows is shit you rampant retard

dapper nacelle
#

literally visiting any page on docker on windows took me like 20 seconds

vestal jasper
#

U wot

twin lagoon
#

????????????????????????????????????????

vestal jasper
#

I'm losing braincells each message you send

dapper nacelle
#

we have a shit ton of php libraries

twin lagoon
#

docker doesn't suck

#

it's either your pc, you or windows

dapper nacelle
#

on windows it does

zealous wedge
#

the problem is you Dylan

peak dirge
#

Windows kekw

twin lagoon
#

even on windows i have my doubts

vestal jasper
twin lagoon
#

because docker for windows is just a boot2docker VM

dapper nacelle
#

docker crashed a lot of times on windows

twin lagoon
vestal jasper
#

Again. Windows bad.

dapper nacelle
#

it just was full of memory leaks and stopped responding

vestal jasper
#

Literally doing anything on prod with windows is shit.

twin lagoon
#

@vestal jasper while i agree 99% of the time this isn't even related to windows

#

docker for windows literally boots up a virtualbox boot2docker vm

vestal jasper
#

It's related to him being retarded yes

dapper nacelle
#

I have to set up dual boot for developing with docker

#

it was literally 90x faster

vestal jasper
#

ok

#

if that's the case

#

provide benchmarks

dapper nacelle
#

ok to be fair it took 20 seconds to load a specific page on windows and it happened close to instantly in linux

twin lagoon
vestal jasper
#

anecdotal evidence that's literally just "it's slower" is pretty useless

#

and redundant

dapper nacelle
#

Symfony has a really nice benchmarking software build in

vestal jasper
#

ok then do it

twin lagoon
#

why would you run docker in production guys

dapper nacelle
#

why would I need to prove that docker on winows is slower then on linux

#

that is common knowledge

twin lagoon
#

it's not because it is linux in a vm

vestal jasper
#

you made claims and I asked for you to back them up

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

dapper nacelle
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Why is Docker so Slow on Windows? : docker - 14 comments, 0 points - daz1uk, 8mo ago

twin lagoon
#

the only users in there are complaining about poor storage performance

dapper nacelle
#

the framework I use uses a lot of caching

#

like writing files in a var map

potent fossil
#

we still doing this

dapper nacelle
#

and when I have my framework set to a development enviornment it obviously has to refresh the cache each time else you wont see changes

#

and quite a lot of files had to be transfered each time

#

which resulted in slow requests for me

#

but that is just my experience

spice finch
#

WSL2 is pretty good with using docker

#

no difference between clean linux I'd say

dapper nacelle
#

WSL wasnt a thing when I used docker

quartz peak
#

There a reason why the thumbnail image isnt working?

dapper nacelle
#

WSL and docker sound great together honestly

cosmic raft
#

let me in

spice finch
#

WSL1 isn't that good

dapper nacelle
#

talking about the WSL that came in the 2004 windows update

#

or I think it came then

spice finch
#

It was earlier

vagrant niche
#

You missed a space after the , on the Before field

dapper nacelle
#

WSL2

spice finch
#

ye, I was using it with docker and it was fine

quartz peak
#

so add another space after "'Before',"

dapper nacelle
#

simping on cats

spice finch
#

I have to make config file in Kotlin. Are there any good lightweight libraries? Loading Spring doesn't seem like good idea 👀

finite wave
#

Is it a bukkit plugin?

spice finch
#

nope, standalone app

potent fossil
#

motherfucker

spice finch
#

I'd use Bukkit's api, but I'm not sure if it's good idea

potent fossil
#

i should've known

#

php-fpm's ip is the one that connects to mysql not nginx 😢

finite wave
spice finch
#

yeah currently reading readme

#

seems good

cedar spade
#

cough configurate cough

potent fossil
#

wtf

cedar spade
#

wtf indeed

potent fossil
#

xenforo is loading using http, when board url is https... and am on https...

#

wtf is going on

#

all the links are http o_o

cosmic raft
#

@potent fossil well

#

first issue is

#

you are using xenforo

potent fossil
#

i need it to make the spigot api but ok

cosmic raft
#

what

finite wave
#

Dafuq apparently bukkit has a Consumer<T> in their api.

cosmic raft
#

yes

potent fossil
cosmic raft
#

because it was on java 6

finite wave
#

I see

potent fossil
#

i dont even

#

my tld (.dev) forces https

#

just like, as a matter of fact

#

yet, XF has http urls in the page and its making the browser deny it

#

what the fuck why

cosmic raft
#

http urls where

potent fossil
#

for everything

#

and the theme won't load

#

i dont even.

cosmic raft
#

okay, so did you set it to use https in the admin panel?

potent fossil
#

board URL is using https

#

yes.

twin lagoon
#

can you invite me to area 51 @potent fossil

potent fossil
#

WOW RETARDED

#

YOU HAVE TO FUCKING SET A GLOBAL PHP ENV VAR

#

$_SERVER['HTTPS'] = 'on';

cosmic raft
#

$_SERVER['HTTPS'] = 'on';

#

yea

potent fossil
#

if you don't, it wont even use your board url

twin lagoon
#

yes

#

did you not know

potent fossil
#

what the fuck?

#

no

cosmic raft
#

Welcome to XenForo

twin lagoon
#

bruh moment

cosmic raft
#

the steaming pile of shit

twin lagoon
#

xenforo is full of these php envs

potent fossil
#

wow that's disgusting

finite wave
potent fossil
#

but i only need XF so i can make the spigot thing which i linked above

#

so whatever

twin lagoon
#

there's also a nice hack for cloudflare ip forwarding

#

if (isset($_SERVER['HTTP_CF_CONNECTING_IP'])) { $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'] = $_SERVER['HTTP_CF_CONNECTING_IP']; }

minor badge
#

@twin lagoon hey cutie

twin lagoon
#

hi qt

#

uwu

minor badge
#

uwu

twin lagoon
#

hows denizen

cosmic raft
#

@twin lagoon I mean that is something I would do in nginx

#

lol

potent fossil
#

good god, i have never seen such fuckery in my life

minor badge
#

shut up michael

#

fuck u

twin lagoon
#

unbelievable

#

papermc discord is so toxic

potent fossil
twin lagoon
#

i haven't been this insulted since craftimize

finite wave
#

nice

spice finch
#

What are pros of using logger like slf4j?

#

Isn't sout the same? xd

cosmic raft
#

its not shit like java.util.logging

twin lagoon
#

pink pogchag

limber knotBOT
#

d

#

<zoidberg563523453617963008>

twin lagoon
#

almost

limber knotBOT
finite wave
#

Oh shit it does work

twin lagoon
#

why are the headphones i want so expensive

finite wave
#

Who needs headphones when u got airpods

twin lagoon
#

i could literally get a google pixel 4 for the price of these headphones

zealous knot
#

which headphones

minor badge
#

@twin lagoon pretty xx

twin lagoon
#

beyerdynamic dt 1990 pro

finite wave
#

Sounds expensive

twin lagoon
#

i have the 990s right now

#

but the 1990s look fucking hot except for the fact that they're $550

zealous knot
#

i have steelseries headphones

#

well

#

its a headset

twin lagoon
#

i have a decent audio setup rn

finite wave
#

Only 516 usd

twin lagoon
#

used to have the modmic

finite wave
#

for headphones lol wtf

zealous knot
#

but i just use the headphones because it's wireless

twin lagoon
#

currently rocking dt 990 pro's, fiio k3 dac, at2020 mic

zealous knot
#

i have a Shure SM7B

twin lagoon
#

i prefer the modmic tbh

#

literally only use the mic for discord calls every now and then

zealous knot
#

yep same, i just love the shure

finite wave
#

shure?

zealous knot
#

huge fan of the design and how it sounds

twin lagoon
#

mmm

finite wave
#

Oh nvm

twin lagoon
#

if i had to upgrade my mic it would probably be the at2035

#

love the looks of the at2020/20235

zealous knot
#

just look at this sexy beast

twin lagoon
#

idk, not a huge fan of the sm7b tbh

zealous knot
#

wow fuck you

twin lagoon
#

clearly this is what you need for mic

zealous knot
#

OMG YES

#

WHWERE DO I BUY THIS

twin lagoon
#

it's the rick and morty plumbus

zealous knot
#

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

finite wave
#

Looks like an early warning thing for ww2

twin lagoon
#

The SoundField by RØDE NT-SF1 is a peerless ambisonic microphone that captures broadcast quality 360° surround sound (with height) in A-Format™ on four separate tracks.

zealous knot
#

it's made by rode mfOHHYeeS

finite wave
#

røde*

twin lagoon
#

perfect for 360 asmr

zealous knot
#

i bought their rodecaster pro

#

still waiting for it to arrive

#

smh

twin lagoon
#

i also want new speakers

#

these are tiny

cosmic raft
#

@twin lagoon what headphones do you want that are expensive

twin lagoon
#

dt 1990 pro

cosmic raft
#

.g dt 1990 pro

limber knotBOT
cosmic raft
#

$600 is not much

zealous knot
#

.g steelseries arctis pro wireless

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) https://steelseries.com/gaming-headsets/arctis-pro-wireless -- Arctis Pro Wireless | SteelSeries: "Lossless Wireless for Gaming. The Arctis Pro headset connects to the wireless transmitter base station via the proven SteelSeries 2.4G connection...."

twin lagoon
#

x3 the price of my dt 990s though

#

kek

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i can buy them but i can't justify buying them

zealous knot
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"GaMINg"

twin lagoon
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maybe if my dt 990s die

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one thing that annoys me with the dt 990 is the coiled cable

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not a huge fan of coiled cables