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oh ok
im so glad thats a thing
Hehe ultimate is bae
well otehrwise you can just use datagrip and achieve the same
if you have datagrip, i really hope you have ultimate unless you're a DBA
it's literally just this
the only reason to buy datagrip and not the other IDE's is if you're a DBA lol
and once you are buying 2+ JB products, might as well get the entire toolbox
I’ve got github studentpack
so what are you trying to achieve?
@mighty storm oh we were discussing about MCProHosting and how shitty they are
ik, how so
what else is new lol
surprised they are still in business after what just happened.
oh yeah
werent they completely rekt?
that was awful
how would anyone want to rent a server there after that
well it was just the community that got rekt
the hackers were dumb af
they couldve done a lot worse
tl;dr they got the global cloudflare api key
I mean anyone hacking a Minecraft hosting site isn’t smart to begin with
What’s there’s to steal? Someone’s red stone farm??
depends why they do it
if its to make a point, doesnt really matter what company it is
for fun
matt & james's companies arent doing very well
The company is pretty shit in its current state
I would hack it to update java to java 11
I dealt with them before

Just have a look at their “support” discord and see the amount of misleading information they give to their customer about why their server is crashing smh
ur server suck cuz u suck
every staff I talk there says it sucks
hey guys, I'm proficient in spigot plugin development, but I am new to java, how do I get started?
???????
What
??????

skript?
My man learned Bukkit instead of Java
😆
I mean there is other jvm languages but
proficient in plugin development in Java, but new to Java
thats one for in the meme folder
yeah maybe doc used Kotlin or Scala
then he wouldn't have a hard time learning java lol
or Clojure
but who knows? you get used to another language and then Java just isn't so easy anymore
how good was it
Good what?
it was very good
thank you sir
np
big fan darkeyedragon
Darkeye stop talking about our sessions
you wish those were good
i used to skid from your github projects back in the day 😳

Was he joking with us or what
bad idea
mfw dark has fans
depending on how you redistribute, isn't that copyright infringement?
pretty sure he's joking lol
While my projects serve nearly 1 billion requests a year and no one knows who the fuck i am 
i'd feel bad for whoever steals code from me
someone stole code from me 😢
rekt
who's fix?
at least they didn't steal your heart
and in their github description they said "If you want to learn, stop stealing people's code"
I stole your tardis and sold it to india
holy crap was that. adoctor who reference
Chew stole the tardid tho
you dont need to hurt my feelings like that 
Take a look at electronicboy's profile on MC-Heads.net.
i aint a time lord but damn if i were
oh no
Do you /really/ think I had a choice?
he's british

dont brits usually have good humor tho?
LOL
I don't know, I'm Austrian
you mean austrian
actually blind
lol
lol
oh look, again
chew what IRC client is that
mfw notch has more requests than me
Austria is kinda cool okay
why did i even give you a custom display name
what is that for darkeye
whats that
"usually"
so my screenshots dont work
it showed up before on the profile
smh
sooo
Meh
mfw
lmfao
what the fuck
I’m smart
http: not https://
In times of free certs, why still using http
cloudflare
oh i didn't know you used MCHeads?
Or i was a few days ago
probably doesnt have automatic http rewrites on
I used it as a profile resolver hahaha
it does rewrite
what for
Some weird ass bukkit plugin request, i don’t really do much plugin shit anymore
that's a smart move lol
Glare also used to use MCHeads back in the day
i remember that
I use it as an authserver from time to time
lazy ass
By "malformed", does this apparently mean "missing" as well?
I will not be abusing the service just so you know
Where specifically, i don't remember the exact phrasing
Regarding the Mojang API, it states, "If username/UUID is malformed", 204 is returned
idk why it's 204
and it looks like that's also happening for non-existent profiles
cuz it should be
can someone make an actual working mojang status checker
Oh yes, it will return 204 for missing profiles
thanks
.mojang
it doesnt work
(DiscordBot) ****MJ|Session: **🚫 **MJ|Account: **☑️ **api.mojang.com: **☑️ **MJ|AuthServer: **☑️ **MC|Textures: **☑️ **MC|Website: **🚫 **mojang.com: **🚫 **MC|Session: ☑️
half say theyre down
by proper he probably means one that works
Well it's from mojang
i think that's a great idea actually, and since i don't have anything better to do, i think i'll just do that
lol
things just arent the same after microsoft took over 😔
M$
didnt xpow used to have one for mc?
Ye fancy one
Gone now
could just host that fix lul
204 is kinda more appropriate than 404 for profile api's
403 fk off
its a valid request, the request isnt an error, its just telling you, sorry got nothing to give back to you
418 best http code
but it may have sometjhing for you LATER
teapot
a 4xx codes is a response telling browser "no sorry, you screwed up your request to me, dont try again"
what should be a proper response?
400's are kinda a weird state.
500's mean the server screwed up, retry
400's is the client screwed up
I too agree that 204 is the proper code for this
but we have stuff like DMCA in 400's, which really doesnt make sense
there is one specifically for government notices
thats the DMCA one i meant 😛
451
"not avail due to legal reasons"
451
451
i use that code for my file host lol
or 420
but 400's generally mean dont retry immediately, when you 'can' retry is undefined
4xx is client error responses
The server can not find the requested resource. In the browser, this means the URL is not recognized. In an API, this can also mean that the endpoint is valid but the resource itself does not exist. Servers may also send this response instead of 403 to hide the existence of a resource from an unauthorized client. This response code is probably the most famous one due to its frequent occurrence on the web.
for 404
The client requested material which isn't legal for it
i like how we just keep repeating the same stuff xD
petition to require a backoff timer header for response code 429 smh
what would that even mean
telling you when to retry
include the time at which the rate limit expires
sometimes you dont want to expose that
is that the case with mojang?
then its just a matter of finding out
rate limits can be irregular dark
mojang intends you to keep track when you made the request and cache responses local
throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks can only get you so far
that seems counter intuitive
when would 409 be warranted
so you should be able to do last request + rate limit timer
but you never know the actual rate limit
"Conflicts are most likely to occur in response to a PUT request. For example, you may get a 409 response when uploading a file which is older than the one already on the server resulting in a version control conflict."
CAS is a developer example of CONFLICT
GET /resource
Returns an update key and current value
PUT /resource?updateKey=previousReturnedKey
<VALUE>
bots that dm you every time you interact with them are terrible
if 409, restart process
and I see that on google sometimes, like the offset key
slowest cas on planet earth
it's the leaf
cas is a logical process, not just performance 😛
yeah ik but it's funny
like memcache has cas too, used it to do atomic operations on it plenty of times
i read that as memecache
you can cache memes in memcache yes

whats the atomic operations? why some stuff called atomic?
it's thread safe 
when you want to modify sync stuff async
atomic means you can guarantee nothings changed the state in between
like updating a counter with +1
that's not atomic
boss music starts playing
wow
if you say get current value of 1, add 1, update value to 2
if 2 threads do that non atomically, they both set it to 2
"Compare and Swap" for atomic operations says "Update value to 2 if the current value is 1" as a single operation, so if they both do it, one will fail, and start over
that was bad
(thats a joke)
cool
atomic operations over network devices is abit more finicky, so much more latency
imagine cas contention kek
at that point you need a backoff algorithm or you're fucked
yeah ive dealt with it leaf lol. implemnted a throttle on database host level, and the cas contention on having so many server processes trying to CAS was destroying perf
so i had to queue on local process so only 1 attempter per process, but still got max contention of X worker proccesses
kek
am i stupid or spigot forum dont let me download files from it via code. i just constantly got 403 error.
it doesnt
devbukkit allows u
like a github link?
i believe theres some api for it
yeah theres an api for it now
i tried spiget but it doesnt work
yeah they broke spiget
that thing doesnt respond
gotta use spigot's api
f to spiget
where its documented? who knows
you know what does work? github releases
also no spigot resource size limit either
although annoyingly if you link to a github release through external download on spigot resources, and you happen to get the cloudflare check, you'll get an error message on github about cookies not being enabled or an error processing the request and gotta refresh / do it again
everythink works, but when im trying to get download link, it just doesnt respond
sometimes github is like "bro wtf?? who dis" and you have to reload the page
havent had that issue
it's only if you get the cloudflare browser integrity check while downloading a resource hosted on github
oh ive had that with a classroom project once
then i got ratelimited cuz i refreshed too much 
yep thats exactly what happened pure
yeah it's annoying, I don't encounter it often but I encounter it enough that I know what causes it
just dont use cloudflare
also webhooks dont work on spiget
i was tryna link resource to discord, and it didnt work
Spiget is half broken
Downloads to work, due to CF. Webhooks idk, not sure if those ever worked
Downloads don't work**
@glad narwhal last month you could've downloaded plugins through Spiget using "cloud scraper" (python, idk about other langs).
I believe it still works, but CF started using code specifically targeted at cloudscraper and it went closed-source behind a small pay wall. They also rolled out some new verification methods.
Anyone got a strong vacuum recommendation?
which is actually probably a good thing, bypassing cloudflare is kinda sketch
There's a spider on my car
gee
I wish I didn't have to bypass CF and was given a simpler way of doing that.
There doesn't seem to be any sane way, so for now I'm throwing errors for that, which cli catches and gives direct download links to update plugins.
lax, drive the car into a wall to crush it
MOM SEZ DON"T DISTURB ME WHILE I'M CLEANING MY ROOM
It was at least 2 inch wide spider
2-3
3cm body at least
trust me, ya don't want it crawlin whilst driving
ah, yes, a fuckthat spider
where it shall now live and continue its family tree
I've been dealing with a spider problem too, I wake up every day to a bunch of web under my monitors and I remove it all and they come back the next day, haven't actually found the spiders yet >:(
someone tell me a good chair to buy
omg yes, webs on my car too every day
specially under the steering wheel
k, imma get this vacuum, it's even got a music video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4sOfO8Ei1g
joco
In the house I'm in on vacation some spider seems to have gone wild, cause when I went to my room there were 20 or so baby spiders chilling there.
i see spiders around all the time atm
i also have gotten some bug bites on my feet recently which are annoying
maybe also spiders
damn you spiders!
all the spiders are staying home and social distancing too, that's why we're all seeing them everywhere
not social distancing enough; they want to bite your toes!
Would be nice if they still kept a sane distance
when they cut the corn near my house theres guaranteed 10-20 of those giant brown spiders in my house
when you wake up and you see that giant fucker on the wall
not so fun
whoever asked for a bluemap vs dynmap filesize comparison
i don't have dynmap, my render is at 20%
it's taking like 15GB so far for a 14GB world
that's some big data, bluemap is the 3d rendered map right?
liar

imagine living in a country with bad bitey insects
we only have a few biting bugs, not many
didnt know you could live in space?
yeah what do you think the ISS is duh
well i know for a fact you dont live there ;p
literally
Ever heard about space bugs. Did'nt you all saw that documentation
Something like star troopers or so
Super serious
!!!
ISS? like insect space shuttle?
No outside
Shooting astroids towards the earth
You knoe
Space force has a reason ;)
did you mean starship troopers?
u gay Ofunny?
Yes
great documentary
Is so scary
lol
And super serious
Chivitos you did assume I feel like being gay is something I would care about
Spoiler
I do not

.tacos
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TIL StellarSpigot modifies the version number to 1.8.8 RO2
When R02 was never a thing
Don't add a fix
causing plugins strictly server versions (like essentials) to fuck up
tell them to get lost
prob just gonna tell them that
moment ya give em validity all the other fkers gonna start doin it
ye, he has too, he makes a lot of them
"Stellar"Spigot
and the fork creator was even dumb enough to make a nonexistent R0 version
i mean it's an easy fix on the essentials side
but i don't want to let on dumb shit like that
it's not worth the small maintainence cost
you don't modify version strings and expect good things
just clutter
they're using GroupManager too lul
and their version string has a server name in it too
and ViaVersion 1.3.0
Cracked?
ClearLag too
May you answere me a question, what is the point of using VivaVersion – users are really too dumb to switch to the correct client version?
java.lang.NoClassDefFoundError: org/bukkit/potion/PotionData that's what happens running "Stellar"Spigot
lol
well it's because essentials tries to use the modern adapter
Supporting multiple versions is the main thing
because the version string is wrong
a ok
Just close as wontfix, not our problem
stellarspigot
Ahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
- breath *
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha.
so has bug reports
Yeah, he'll merge his broken PRS then fix em later
jroy just wants clout and contributor role
exposed me
Should add [EssX dev] to your name

still waiting for that guy to make his prs
i think he got pissed off after begging for the role and being denied
and didn't submit pr
Lol maybe he's afraid well make fun of him
Maybe he's afraid it won't be a good enough resume builder?
Hahaha
he was gonna use the clout to get a job at chili's'
Still couldn't believe they thought being put in plugin.yml was how you build your resume instead of commits.
Maybe stella r will fix it by just forking essx and adding a line change
What a stellar idea
Can't wait to have em come 4 help

5 patch files is worth 300
Michael is worth $1.99
How would someone disable blaze flight?
By the way, somebody know some super super light wight web server, actually just need it to perform a http/https redirect, do not wanna install a full apache
lighttpd
But looks actually not so light
github pages? 😄
i mean if its just a redirect you can do that with records
nginx or bust
you dont need a web server
use dns
well the sub domain points to the game server and as far as I know I can't split dns portwise
Flask
Yeah I will check it out, I have lighthttp, Nginx, Bust and flask as recommantation, I guess one will fit
thanks
wow barty congratulations on becoming an EssX Contributor! cool to see discord even gave you a tag for it
essentials contributor?
Discord is so very supportive of the open source community. That's why MOSS got verified status and songoda didn't!
... wait, no, that's entirely backwards.

lmao ain't that the truth
kek w songoda
moss could prob get it if when discord opens up applications again
didn't they close their open source applications because of songoda
they made some huge fuss
similar to the whole paypal fiasco
and seems like discord was like "na aint dealing with this"
it's been closed for years now

Pretty sure it was as a result - Songoda PRed to the open source repo and I think it was granted, then someone made a issue with a lot of evidence of their sketchy behaviour
In that case I don't think Songoda folks made a fuss publicly, it was more someone told Discord "holy shit you shouldn't have done that" and so they shuttered the whole thing
remember that songoda is still just a person!!!
lol lots of people say that their plugins are shit as well
running a circus
MOSS got rejected because we applied around the same time that was all happening
yeah but she's a person we don't need to have in the community
wtf is moss
wtf is moss
lol
Minecraft Open Source Software, combination of several big open-source plugins
rock grass
I think Essentials, WorldGuard, PEX 2 in the making, and more
moss is the Ideal ground cover
never heard ofi t
she's... there's a lot of allegations around her
pex 2?
pex, but works on modern mc versions
luckperms is fine?
honestly I have been hoping for someone to make a LP alternative
sure it functions fine but the commands are a mess
you do realise LuckPerms is built on the same principles that were going to be in PEX 2 originally lmao
most unintuitive perms plugin i've used
Not taking the time to use/learn it != it's bad
also, you can literally pick three sets of commands if you're that hellbent on using GM/PEX 1's godawful syntaxes
it is weird in how it works in some aspects
like default groups
the PEX command syntax was good; it let you grant permissions quickly and easily
it certainly does unusual things, but for good reason (generally Bukkit ecosystem is crap and shit needs fixing on LP's side)
yeah like dependencies and spi vs api
which is why LP has to inject dependencies, something like that
yeah, back before I first left the community i worked with luck to make sure LP could do all the core features that PEX v2 was gonna have
no, LP just chooses not to shade them all in since most would normally go unused
Lp editor is 😍😍😍
yeah, dep downloading is to shrink the download size
LP doesn't shade anything, no?
tbh it should be a part of a plugin API
unless you regularly cycle between backend and sync methods you don't need most dependencies lol
but everyone whines about ~muh security~
isn't that against spigot rules
no
nope
something about plugins must function without internet connection or some shit
the dependency downloading mechanism is pretty secure
I'm with barty on this
gasp
you don't need to be connected to the internet to use lp
it's basically the maven repository mechanism combined with fixed checksums
See, I kinda want dependency downloading in paper
the editor is not lp, it's an optional extension
pop: I think they were referring to dependency downloading, not the editor
There is definetly a usecase for it, and with java throwing the books in on the mechanisms we currently have to use
yeah, dep downloading should be part of the plugin API
it's allowed to download dependencies the first time the plugin runs
ah ok
several plugins do it
well i mean spigot needs to allow larger than 10mb jars
download them, reflect into the classloader and add them manually
that's not LP's fault
because right now there's just a whole bunch of halfassed badly maintiained implementations
spigot max is 4 mb lol
yeah fuck that lol
I used to worry about reflection to access the ClassLoader, but since it's a protected method, it's not going anywhere. This is completely safe
Yeah, I was gonna say what do you mean ten? I spent forever helping someone trim a jar down to 3.99 😛
It's not going to get increased, either
i assume something about bandwidth or storage costs?
could just link to gh releases or something
pure, come to the dark side, we have hangar
cue hangar when calls
"4mb is more plugin than anyone will ever need." - md_5, probably
@cedar spade hangar wen
he has said that mbaxter
it's a storage issue, yeah, I think md_5 just posted about it the other day on the forums
i read some thread the other day where he said that no good dev would need more than 4mb for a plugin anyway
md just doesn't want to pay a massive cloud storage bill
lol
I wonder how big it is
a lot
everyone knows a good dev has no external dependencies
millions of $ a day
Couple Terra?
must be expensive hosting in whatever copyright haven he hosts in :p
code everything yourself with the standard libraries
Well, you can
you would need fewer dependencies if bukkit were a functional api
doesn't mean that you should
he didn't go insane
well that's not what made him insane
he ascended
Lol
talk SHIT about terry see what happens
it was the glow in the dark cia n
😠
but the larger the version range you support and the more fragmentations in implementations, the more you need an extra library to handle the compatibility
words
apache commons io is all you need
more versions usually necessitate more modules
LP still supports 10 major MC versions iirc
LP proper is 1.8.8 and up
1.7.10 needs legacy but yeah
i support one and if it doesn't work on 1.12 i say fuck off
I mean it is a permission plugin
there's a legacy download that supports older
yeah, sadly very little that permissions plugins touch ever changes
if anyone wants to look at the API PEX v1 uses, those would be great candidates for breaking in 1.17
legacy used to be separate iirc, but it's built alongside the other platforms now
Apis should be constructed properly from the get go :)
pex 3 wen
multi-release Bukkit plugin 👀
the amorphous future
Obviously
like terry
fr
It's hard being me
Can the paper exploit fixes include code that refuses to load PEX 1.x?
waiting for bukkit to be written in HolyC :/
smartest fucking programmer that has ever fucking lived
Don't released until it's release ready. That way you don't need to deal with API breaks early on
Users can choose to enable, through an unsupported toggle, PEX 1.x loading!
bukkit support Red Sea wen
waiting for the non-ticking & never-stopping bukkit impli that md-5 keeps talking about
I think Paper preventing the use of UltraPermissions would be great
^
Paper preventing plugins is bad idea
I'm joking
ultrapermissions
but
sadly
Censorship
fuck ultrapermissions
why fuck ultrapermissions
UltraPermissions is a huge disappointment
that's pedo
We talked about this when Proxi made an ETF blocker
It's not a disappointment because there was never any good expectations to begin with
the techscode guy was asking stupid questions in large quantities on spigot forums like april 2019 so the code is probably bad
muh guis ! !
.... there's a paid permissions plugin? oh no
The plugin doesn't even seemingly handle bukkit perms properly
always has been
i bet he has 3 free plugins and the rest premium
it has the funkiest permissions storage format too
Like, nossr was crazy and went OTT with mcMMOs permissions in plugin.yml
it's a yaml file with keys and base64-encoded json
lol 4, one of them is some addon for UP tho
UltraPermissions is a weird one - there's definitely way more effort gone into it than some of the GM/PEX "continuations" I've seen, but also it's not exactly revolutionary
It's just a huge disappointment. Wasting money because you can't handle not having a GUI. Makes users reliant on the GUI; when it doesn't work, they're completely helpless. They don't know how to work permissions because the GUI did it all for them. Then they complain why permissions for another plugin don't work.
and it's literally arse because people on UP run it ask for support because their perms don't work and they have 0 perms, yet, literally every other perm plugin works fine
md stfu the GUIs makes it revolutionary
Looking at verbose mode in a GUI is absolutely terrible and should've never been implemented
i mean i don't see the point in spending energy on supporting it? as long as it's a paid, closed-source plugin nobody can know what it does or how to work around its issues
also all his gui plugins have like flashing fancy text
what the fuck is the point lol
Probably using the same lib
@waxen panther dumb
I don't bother to help people with it, most of the time I just say "you know LuckPerms works pretty solidly and it's free"
luck is also significantly more active in the community
there's several gui plugins for LP
Luckperms has a web editor
Web editor is fine and better
GUIs for permissions is a big downer
the luckperms web editor is far more capable than any crap GUI is going to be
/lp editor
gui look more fancier so it's worth like $20
but muh 16 different glass panes for each group
See, I do kinda wish that there was some like, external perm management tool
I had some ideas of stuff I'd like a little while back, but, I often literally manage my perms with a huge fuckoff text file with group commands and stuff
luckperm's web editor is great, never editing perms ingame anymore tbh
I would not edit it in game, even if no editor, why do I have a Mysql database
Them fkers about to die
RIP Spiders
not if they get into the box and trash the vacuum first
spiderbro
One thing I love of LP is the bulkedit command
I mean, I've used it once and refuse to ever use it again
But, like, it's cool that there is stuff like that where you don't gotta tell ID10Ts "here, just run this sql command"
I would not care about a tarantula at all. Maybe I would care in Australia or south america
and then when you wake up it'll sit on the roof right above you ready to jump
here there's tiny ones
but imagine a huntsman spider or something doing that
a big ass one
fun fact: you are never more than 5 feet from a spider
I mean I hardly get stung by any flying shit, so i like spiders
lol its a real thing. look it up. lots of people hate the idea so are "no, what if you're on a plane" etc. well, if you think planes dont have spiders....
they should bring a bird to the ISS
is he you?
that'd be cool lol
how do you know a spider didnt hitch a ride in his socks or something?
the worst kind of spider is the spider inside your helmet as you're riding a motorcycle on the freeway
this aint about home spiders, this about giant fkng spiders under your car seat
big gigantic spiders
imagine one crawling on your leg whilst you drive
not a problem if you don't ride a motorcycle on the freeway
because your motorcycle doesn't do highway speeds

z code dum af
chew: feel free to PR
pr what
oh man i don't know kotlin
bridge.config.irc.password
Uses the best java IRC client library!
karen irc or something
😿


kotlin users don't bath
wut
kotlin users dont shave
homless ppl > kotlin devs
true
u seen SF homless ppl? They defecate on the streets
Better than kotlin devs who defecate into their IDEs! 😄
kotlin devs pushes their shit on github
kotlin stanky
will we see ircv3 support in Kitteh mbax?
it already has ircv4 and it hasnt been made yet
i wanna see that entire column green
Yeah yeah, me too 😦
setname is for realname changes.
ahh okay
im thinking something else then
discord doesnt really have anything like realname does it?
mfw >kotlin hate
why do setname
start writing my plugins in GROOVY
when u can use kotlin and do name =
ew groovy
groovy poopoo
groovy is groovy man
Oh fuck me labeled-response is a batch thing.
groovy is equal to shit
groovy should be nuked from distance
fine i guess I'll use that new java js thing thats comin out
wut
idk someone told me about it
that should probably also be nuked
lol
send typing packet 1500/s
"no server involvement" ah yes
I actually already have msgid support, it seems 😄 Yay that's one off the list.
:3
the very last IRC bot I made was in C# and I think I used some open-source library...
it was a port of a bot I wrote in Java
can it be modular?
oh wait it is
according to example
irc 2.0 bot comin at ya
I believe at this point you can swap out just about any part of the library with your own implementation, chew.
kitteh over Discord
It would just be a royal pain to do for some of the parts, is all
incidentially the last IRC bot I made in Java used PircBotX I think
before that I used PircBot
well I was saying
like each command in its own module
or class
gamer lingo got mixed up
Please drink a verification can to continue these references.
whats in the can
it's a suprise
oh pircbotx was a time
those sure look like chemicals barty
i love the implication that I dont know myself https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/I0ioOTlI/image.png
but do you know yourself chew?
fite them barty
of course not
chew, meet chew
take some time to get to know yourself
no thanks she scares m
e
bully her until she stops scaring you
assert my dominance and scare her instead
ah yes
what should i work on
memes
i already made a website for them
now make memes to put on the website :p
Who dis
@vagrant niche bug cleanup required
little guy, maybe 1mm wide
Well ended up using nginx for the redirect, actually kinda similar to apache put much less stuff in it.
Like it
Hmm k
thonk
barty secretly an apache fanboi
I programmed a whole wifi system using Apache, I could do the redirect with it without problems. But actually never used nginx so why not
i hate simp, personally
nginx is great, i hopped off the apache train like 10 years ago
Tang ina mo, @vagrant niche
zml: good idea
I mean I miss the part of my DNA doing fanboyish things
I use whatever does the job
And Nginx looks not bad so far
my corporate jobs have only ever used IIS
windows best OS
Neither am I unless it's for games that linux doesn't yet support
IIS is not new though
true
IIS sucks balls
lol
What's the event
I believe it blindly
EntityDamageByEntityEvent probably, with 0 damage
yeah comcast used IIS internally too when I was there in 2016, was absolutely awful
I am not sure tho
This is pretty much modern IIS https://www.digicert.com/images/support-images/iis10/iis10-create-csr-1.png
Well I still don't like what i see
Everything is GUI and is badly laid out
The config files are disgusting XML in each web root
If you dare edit by hand
Yeah it hasn't changed really lol
Just a few design things and maybe new features as tech changed like HTTP/2
But otherwise...it's IIS
yup
i lose 10 yrs off my life every time someone says "enn-jinx"
so as you can see, it's the same shit
different design
Wait so it's not en jinx?
Oops
too much config editing, /etc engrained in brain
I believe I only had one project in my life what actually needed iis, some retarded cms red dot or something like that a customer had like 20 years ago
IIS is pretty convenient when the webserver is .NET
.NET can be run on others but IIS is made for it
That said, it's still not fun
Not gonna lie, never had projects with it
My last job I was the system owner (responsible for development, bugs, etc) of OnBase (quarter million dollar document management system) which had its application api written in .NET hosted on IIS
It was pretty terrible, but what are you gonna do
This is what big companies use
For whatever reason
PlayerFishEvent works
Well I guess it will have it's pros
im an editor for spifey
if yall know who that is
no WAY? can I get your autograph real quick? I love spifey!
what's spifey
some youtuber i guess
generic minecraft HEY GUYS AND TODAY
1.5 million subs tho lmao
that's a lot for some minecrafter
lol skeppy videos, i've actually seen a few of those
skeppy is also annoying as FUCK
I used to use IIS like 10 years ago when I was retarded and didn't know better
yeah lol
he is the epitome of fucking annoying
ur opinion
definitely, and im not the only one with it
server owner trolling POGGERS
a lot of people's opinion
he plays a character on the screen btw bts hes really nice
what's a youtube?
obviously he plays a character lol, 99% of youtubers do
that's fine, but his 'character' is fucking annoying
i guess
Bruh it's youtube
Pretty much most all youtubers put on a character when in front of the camera
meh performers never really stop performing
<insert dramatic, exaggerated reaction here>
they all have too much energy
Spiefy
bro i love minecraft youtuber 
queue pvp scene
OH MY GOD SCREAM OH VOICE CRACK OH GOD NO MAD CLICKING SCREAM OH GOD OH OH OH MOUSE HITTING THE DESK HARD CLICKING OH GOD SCREAMS LOUDLY, VOICE CRACKS MID SCREAM KILLS THE OPPONENT OH GOD, FUCK I ALMOST DIED OH MY GOD GUYS....breathing heavy oh god...ah...whew...wow guys. That was close.
minecraft youtube videos are the worst
That's Skeppy.
OMG THE SPAWN IS RUINED!!! I DONT THINK I HAVE A BACKUP GUYS, WHAT DID U DO WITH WORLDEDIT OMFG was the most recent skeppy video I saw I think
"Remember to like an subscribe, just for that!"
FUCK, I FELL... WTF, SCREACHES IN 13 YEAR OLD
oh no so sad i feel so bad for you
poggers I can't wait to watch the newest video right when it comes out on the bus to school!!!
OH MY GOD GUYS SO TODAY WE'VE ADDED A ZOMBIE GAMEMODE TO MINECRAFT YOU HAVE HALF A HEART AND YOU DIE IF IT KILLS YOU DEVS PLEASE MESXAGE ME THE 5 MINUTE JAVA TUTORIAL I FOLLOWED ISN'T WORKING IM GONNA MAKE 10K OFF THIS VIDEO BTW CAN YOU HELP FOR FREE
My niece was over the other day and unironically asked me to help her open up youtube on the smart TV and I'm like ok. So I give her the remote after that and she starts looking up roblox youtubers.
It's begun, y'all.
:/
my 4 year old nephew plays roblox on the xbox one for hours every day
I built her her first PC with pink themes and glowing lights.
he's so good at parkour like wtf
i didnt know people still played roblox
Dr Disrespect did last stream
LOL



